BLEACH QUEST XXIV>Every day until you like it.Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpThread (XII) at Suptg- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25667025/Skills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMkFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.Previously…You pull on your mask and open a garganta to the center of your base before picking up Chizuru. When you walk through with your allies, you see Ishida at the sewing machine pause and look at you in shock, dropping the materials he had been working on.“…Kurosaki?! Where the hell have you been?! W-who are these people? Why do they look like Hollows?! What the hell is going on?!”As the last of them enter, the Garganta shuts and you dismiss your mask. You let out a sigh and rub the bridge of your nose.“Well, Ishida… it’s a long story.”He raises an eyebrow looking at you before looking at your companions, his face flushing red. “Maybe you should start with why four of them aren’t wearing clothes?”He pauses and takes a deep breath, nodding towards Chizuru. “Honsho, good to see you.”She awkwardly nods back as he turns to you, arms crossed.“Well?”>response?
Ha ha time for bleach quest!
>>26057533"Long story short, they're friends I made while I was stuck in Hueco Muendo. Where's everyone else, and what have I missed while were on the other side?"
"They just transformed into super-hollows and that transformation doesn't magically create clothes."
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbThis quest updates so often I'll probably only update the ebook itself weekly.
>>26057533You should start making clothes instead of standing around with a bunch of nude women
Because "Huecodo mudo doesn't have a clothing store?" Then give him the whole story. Stress how our powers were... off.
I got bored earlier today and did some fanart of one of our new teammates.I am very original and funny
>every day until you like itB-but what if we like it already?some progress has been made on the drawing. Will scan and post once I feel it's adequate.
FUCK YEAH BLEACH QUEST"Chizuru was threatening to blow everything up, so I used my Hollow-powers to bring her to the world of Hollows, which it turns out is kinda like Ghost-mexico. We tried to hide in a cave, but it was already occupied by some hollows. We became comrades after fighting some of Aizen's folks, additional stuff went down and eventually they made me their chief. And then Honsho helped them turn into naked women.""The green-haired woman was manipulated by Aizen much like Hinamori, but I told her what a bastard he was and now she's on our side. Not sure about the old dude and the little girl, but they seemed like nice people. Although to be honest, I've expanded the definition of 'nice people' to include pretty much everyone who doesn't attack me immediately, which has been working out just fine so far.""Could you call the others and tell them we're back, by the way? I think Kai still has my cell phone on him."
>>26057533"We're doing fine Ishida. Thanks for asking. If you want to know the tale...">Take off mask as we close the portal"Then gather round!"also maybe try and find these guys some pants first
>>26057533Hueco muendo is an interesting place, apparently beautiful women practically just fall out of the sky over there.
>>26057533"Well you heard what happened to Chizuru when we fought Hitsugaya right? I decided to take her to Hueco Mundo so she could release the built-up energy, and then kind of stranded us both there for a while.While waiting for Chizuru to recover, I made some friends.Now, could I borrow your cell phone, so I can give Urahara a call?I want to know whether this warehouse is safe enough for them to be here without the soul society noticing."
>>26057533I went to that place Hollows live, apparently it doesn't deserve its bad rap since pretty women kept appearing. I we made friends and those two (Stark and Lilly) wanted to tag along as well because that place can get rather lonely if your very presence makes people explode. Don't worry they have that under control though.How things been over here? Where's that angry midget I feel like I've got more evidence to point towards myself and Momos innocence.
So I read the last few Cosgrove posts from #23... and Cosgrove never mentioned Starrk getting up. So I just imagine that after the tumblr he just sat there lying on his back throughout the conversation. Also he's still lying down, his #2 having drug him through the portal.
>>26057691We have to END it with "...And that's when they made me their chief."
>>26057533"Had to escape to Heuco Mundo because Chizuru got possessed by uncontrollable godlike power and needed to let off steam. These guys are some new friends I made there. You know how I'm a Shinigami but also part Hollow? They're like the reverse of that, or something along those lines anyway. And they're naked because Heuco Mundo is sorely lacking in clothing stores, what with being a giant sunless desert populated primarily by Hollows."
>>26057725Sounds like Starrk all right.
>>26057691this seems to cover everything.>and then they made me their chiefYes, yes they did, Ichigo.
>>26057725>Oh god, did they see me fall?>They saw me fall>I'm mortified>The first people I meet that aren't dead>Okokok... just relax, play it cool; gotta let them think I'm a cool customer>Yes I totally ment to do this and I don't even give a fuck>Ya, I'll lay here like a boss>That'll work
>>26057691Add "Which was nice." after "and then they made me their chief" and you've got my vote.
>>26057725Its funny because Arrancar cant sleep they can only rest. Stark is just a lazy fuck
>>26057743Need to emphasize that they're super-hollow thingsvthat don't need to eat people anymore. Otherwise we wouldn't have risked bringing them here.
>>26057731Please we have to end it with this.
>>26057774You'd think after being so lonely for so long, he'd be a bit more energetic when he finally meets people who can be around him.Dudes a bum. Needs to get a job.
>>26057725actually, yes.Lazy motherfucker is lazy.
I think Ishida is going to have an aneurism when we mention that they are all hollows. Extremely powerful ones at that.
>>26057795his job IS being a bum.Like I said last thread, though-Starrk would be the best substitute teacher, when it comes to disguises.He can seem dignified and aloof...but then you put him in the classroom and he'd just fall asleep.And Harribel as a Gym instructor. Spcifically for Swim teams or classes.Because shark puns.And am I still the only one who thinks of our new group as a delinquent gang?
>>26057842except we cant just shove them in like in hollow quest
"Ishida, allow me to introduce you to my new companions:Tier Harribel, Cyan Sung-Sun, Franceska Mila Rose, Emilou Apacci, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, Lillynette Gingerback, and Coyote Starrk.They're Arrancar."
>>26057842People will think they are delinquents just by associating with us.
>>26057842I dunno, I really liked the biker gang idea
>>26057855I actually have never read hollow quest-Would you care to elaborate so we can hatch shenanigans more efficiently?
>>26057533"Okay, so, when Chizuru saved our butts during the fight with that shinigami captain, she built up a huge amount of energy. I took her to Hueco Mundo so she could safely release it there."While we were recovering, we met everyone here, and struck up a friendship. And, well, since I was coming here, they wanted to come along. And yes, they're Hollows, but they've regained their Humanity, and don't hunger for souls anymore. "So can you lend me your cellphone while I call up Urahara, and you can make them clothes? Because honestly, if Momo and Orihime get here and Harribel and her girls are still naked, I'm a dead man. Deader. More dead. You know what I mean."
>>26057533"Well I was in the middle of fighting this short captain guy and was about to die, when Chizuru showed up out of the blue and saved me, Momo, and Hime.Some weird stuff happened and I guess Chizuru's powers activated and she started burning everything in the area up so I somehow managed to open a doorway to Hueco Mundo (Urahara's gunna be pissed) and took her there.My power's got drained and we wondered around for a lot, then met Harrabel here and her friends after crashing in their cave for the night to try and regain my strength to return home. One thing let to another and now I know that Hollows aren't bad folk and we're all friends now.Also Nel here is one of Aizens "Espada". I have no idea what that means, but it's probably not good and means he's continuing his Hollow experiments. Urahara's probably going to want to know about that.These two are... Well they kind of showed up last minute when I got my strength back and was able to open the door again. They seem like good folks.That's the short version of it really. How have you guys been?"
>>26057874We want none of the shenanigans of Hollow Quest...it unfolds like a wonderfully schizophrenic chess master playing calvinball.
>>26057855But they didnt in hollow quest.They orchestrated a sickness on the teacher they wanted to replace, leaving them horrible sick and then appearing before the principle as a gift from god.
>>26057867>implying it's not both>implying most girl delinquents in shoujo manga aren't also bikers>>26057864and this changes how people see Ichigo...how?
>>26057874in hollow quest we had an aura of insanity/sickness that would normal only be a slight bother to LT class shinigamiyou could guess what happened to the school teachers we used it on
>>26057842He'd just sit around the base all day playing Xbox, but then he'd have to press buttons and stuff and eh... seems like a lot of work you know? Maybe he should just rest his eyes a little longer instead.
>>26057942nah stark would be the kinda guy who would sit at a computer all day playing vidya and listening to smooth jazz while drinking his favorite brand
>>26057942Nah, he'd tell Lilynette to play for him, but then she'd play how he didn't want her to, but saying that would be too much of a bother, and aw well...maybe he should just stop watching. The Tv is keeping him awake...>>26057908Well, I was assuming the way they did it in HQ wasn't what we wanted, so I wanted to know how to do it in our own way->>26057909>>26057919Yeah, that ain't our style.
>>26057798Well we need to get him an IV drip or some redbull or something. Get some pep in his step.He wanted friends? Well maybe we can all go to the movies after Aizen convinces the Soul Society a 15 year old strawberry is trying to become a ghost king and tries to kill us for the upteenth time.He totally has our mom>>26057766Adorable
>>26057533Oh, also Aizen has a palace, and has made himself the defacto king of Heuco Mundo. I have no idea how he's splitting his time between there and Soul Society?How pissed are Momo and Orihime at me for being gone so long?
>>26057641>Komamura's mask is Iron Man armor>Bankai is a giant Iron ManBueno
>Huh, Stark and Lilynette are in the quest>Look up Lilynette on sadpanda out of curiosity>Only one doujin where she's banging Stark>"This is just masturbation, right?">Whyboner.jpg
>>26058002 Yeah, he probably does, and she isn't going to show up as an Espada either. She's gonna be this chained soul in rags and a hood at the base of his fucking couch.
>>26057863"And I have no idea what that means."
>Uryu designs Arrancar uniforms AND Spooky Ghost Club uniformsKubo wishes he could draw this story.
>>26058002>after Aizen convinces the Soul Society a 15 year old strawberry is trying to become a ghost king and tries to kill us for the upteenth timeThis IS a pretty damn good defense actually.>Ichigo Kurosaki you stand accused of BLAH BLAH BLAH>Seriously? I'm fifteen fucking years old>...someone find Aizen and stab him, please
>>26058015I think thats actually a joke about "Coyote Starrk", as in "Tony Stark", although the Komamura comparison is also relevant.
>>26058004We were only gone like a day.Besides, he has a fortress and a squad HQ? Big whoop, we have the Hidden warehouse of solitude."Now Isida, work with me here. Beanbags, like, a dozen of em."Oh, wait, fuck.Guys! Let's show the Hollows Movies!
>>26058064>We were only gone like a day.No it was more than that. I'm not 100% how long. But it was more than a day.
>>26058048The most devious teenager in existence.>>26057992>face half buried in pillow"Nono, you gotta execute the dragon with your broadsword. It's cooler.""Do YOU want to play this?!">snooooooooore
>>26058085a week to 10 days time moves faster in hollow land
>>260580851 day running through the desert/sleep/fighitng arrancar. 2 days sleep. Fighting Tier
>>26058015Wait, we got Komamura as an ally? When did that happen?
>>26058039And we know what happens when Ichigo's family is in rags and chains, right?youtube.com/#/watch?v=CzX4mpnGfW4
>>26058064We were gone somewhere in the range of 4 days, plus or minus two.
>>26058002Aizen has no idea what we were up to in Hueco Mundo.If he did, he would have taken Chizuru and killed anyone who stood in his way.
>>26058085I think 3 or 4. We ran for about 1, recovered for 2, and then passed out for an unknown amount of time after the fight
>>26058110>>26058115So time moves slower in Hollow Land, but quicker in Ghost Samurai City. Interesting.
No, no, no, no."See, when I was in Ghost Mexico, I had to recover after fighting Honsho here. But... I forgot to turn off my swag and I ended up just covered in bitches."
>>26057992I've got it. Just play in MGS ???: Cutscenes.
>>26058134After Honsho used the incredible power of making it rain bitches.
>>26058116we didn't. That's "Coyote Stark."
>>26058134>Honsho wakes up after nosebleed pass out.>Ichigo...I had the most wonderful dream...I dreamed I had the power to make it rain bitches...and then there were bitches, and they were nude.>You actually did that, Chizuru.>I have become a god, like Zeus but with tits.
>>26058119>surfing that goddamn ceroJesus Christ that dude's awesome as fuck. I might have to actually download that now.
>>26057985Time for bleach quest? Time for bleach quest.
>>26058173>So like Zeus?
>>26058134>I ended up just covered in bitchesI get the reference but calling the girls bitches is going to get Ichigo torn apart. You do realize this, right?
>>26058119>hollow voiceGoddamn that's annoying.
>>26058217Well, yeah. Half the responses in this thread are jokes, memes, and other westaboo stuff.
>>26058119Its not taking me to a video, what am I doing wrong?
>>26058193Kokuto's a pretty cool guy. Voiced by Travis Willingham in the vidya and dub, too, and Travis Willingham is a boss of a man....guys, we should emulate the role he's most famous for with our spooky ghost club.>"Now that we have more members, I say it's time to get uniforms.URYU, THE FEMALE UNIFORM WILL BE: TINY MINISKIRTS!"
>>26058243Whew. Okay. You just can never be too careful, ya know? Around here at least.
>>26058247We aim to become some sort of Urahara, Roy Mustang, Major Armstrong combination?
>>26058119That hollow fucking voice, by gwyn. Is that the base version?
>>26058281Don't forget Negi Springfield.>>26058244eh, just look up Ichigo cero on youtube. It's the one from Hell Verse.>>26058235I have to agree with you there.But it DOES sound like the torn vocal cords of someone screaming in agony and rage, reduced to nothing but a primal beast.So it also is a success, in terms of what it is.
>>26058247Hell yes, Roy Mustang.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=tJ28CRhAObw#t=617s
>>26058296What do you mean "base"?
>Chizuru now believes she can turn things into naked women>Immediately tests this on Ichigo
>>26058134Bitches are like dew - if you don't take proper measures, they accumulate overnight.
You raise a finger. “First of all, Hueco Mundo doesn’t have a clothing store. Why else do you think I don’t have a shirt on? Secondly…”You take a deep breath. “"Ishida, allow me to introduce you to my new companions:Tier Harribel, Cyan Sung-Sun, Franceska Mila Rose, Emilou Apacci, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, Lillynette Gingerback, and Coyote Starrk.They're Arrancar."Ishida stares at you with an eyebrow raised, index finger tapping on his arm. You shrug. “Well it happened like this…”You start explaining from what happened. From Chizuru’s transformation to the end of your fight with Harribel. "...And that's when they made me their chief."Harribel nods her head and you continue explaining. How you talked with Chizuru, keeping the overall details private, up to when you got back.“And that’s kinda the gist of it. Can we get a hold of Urahara? I‘d like him to look over Chizuru and to see Momo and Orihime. And, if possible, you could make clothes for them that‘d be really, really helpful.”Ishida stares at you for a long time, not saying anything. He then walks over to a minifridge, opens it, and pulls out a bottle of something which he looks at, thinks about opening, and then closes and puts it back in there.“…Yeah. Alright. About Hinamori…”He shakes his head and steps outside. A few moments later, he walks back in. “He’s on his way. It’ll be a few minutes.”>actions or just wait until Urhara arrives
>>26058393>it's always night in mexico.>thus, Ichigo will never STOP accumulating bitches as long as he's thereNow it all makes sense
>>26058342Japanese, original language, base. Hard to think of a term for it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsrcHZsTmn42:00It would be be disappointing if they had changed it from this.
>>26058430start getting to know the Arrancar better
>>26058430Uruyu....what the hell happened and how long have I been gone?
>>26058430"... what about her? She's upset that she has to keep her friend tied up... right? Right?"
>>26058430Acquire hat, see if we can turn this place into looking like a candy store QUICKLY.
>>26058430>About Hinamori…”God damn it, it never ends.
>>26058430Ask Nel to explain what Las Noches is.
>>26058430"So... about Hinamori what?"
>>26058448Oh, you mean "is that the original voice from the sub".See, the sub-voice is better, it's actually intimidating. It's deeper, it's growlier. Also, DAT POINT-BLANK RANGE
>>26058430We're going to drive Ishida - and maybe Urahara - into alcoholism.Get to know our new crew and steel ourselves mentally for Urahara's wrath.
>>26058455Yeah this.I mean a desert steeped in perpetual nightfall kind of messes with your perception of time.
>>26058430>"About hinamori...">doesn't say about HinamoriPANIC"What the fuck ABOUT Momo, Ishida?!"
>>26058430"Ishida...what about Hinamori?"
>>26058500I don't know, we found the Hougyoku and discovered Aizen has apparently conquered Hueco Mundo.
>>26058444And now is when you weaponize the accumulation of bitches.
>>26058430Turn to Stark and Lilynette."So. I kinda know about the other Arrancar here, but what's you guys' story? You two seemed kinda... well... lonely. I took a bit of a chance trusting you, but you seem like good people so I'd like to get to know you and maybe be your friend."
>>26058430> About Hinamori…"What about her? When I left, the goddamn murder midget was out cold and tied up with Kido. What went wrong?"
>>26058430God, I love Kubo's names.
Get a sitrep. What about Hinamori Ishida?
>>26058558Read that as "Hinamori Ishida."Now picturing Hinamori in a Quincy outfit while Ishida stands in the background looking disturbed and confused.
>>26058550Kubo is fucking awesome at designing characters. However, he kinda sucks at pacing and making stories that are interesting on a weekly basis.He should really just do monthly short self-contained stories when he's finally done with Bleach. I get the feeling that his HEART hasn't been in this series for a pretty long time now.
>>26058430Ishida, if you want me to trust you, you need to tell me what happened to Hinamori, right now.
>>26058534And we came back with, what? 7 arrancar?Spit it our Ishida before we slap it out of you.
Am I the only one who suspects Nel as a double agent? She turned coats far too quickly.
>>26058597>However, he kinda sucks at pacing and making stories that are interesting on a weekly basis.Clearly you haven't been reading the final arc. /a/ has been going nuts almost every week. It went almost 2 months with a crazy ass reveal every week.>He should really just do monthly short self-contained stories when he's finally done with Bleach>done with Bleach>implying the ride ever ends>implying Kubo ever stopped writing Zombie Powder
>>26058430>About Hinamori…"Wait. What ABOUT Momo? Ishida? Is there something I should know about?"
>>26058626It is a possibility. We have too much faith in our ability to talk things out.
>>26058597His heart left a while ago, but I get the feeling that now that the ratings are low enough, he's finally able to do whatever he wants with it, and is maybe finally putting his heart back in it.
>>26058626Yup. Nel's actually a pretty cool goat. I have no idea why Nel even joined up with Aizen in the first place, she's very honorable.
>>26058597honestly, Bleach would have been cooler if half these characters had been in their own contained stories within the same universe, only sometimes crossing over.Then half the cast wouldn't fall into obscurity, due to these new, fabulous people stealing the main spotlight
>>26058644She owed him for giving her back her honor.
>>260586026.5.Lilynette only counts as half I think, what with her and Starrk technically being two halves of the same being.>>26058626Its certainly possible, but Nel really doesn't strike me as the type for such subterfuge.
“…Yeah. Alright. About Hinamori…”
>>26058626>Nel as a double agentIf she is then the answer is simple: we tear her to goddamn pieces and make her regret the shit out of it.
The writing commences.
>>26058626She's not that good an actor.Also remember that Harribel and her friends are good at detecting deception?
>>26058666your satanic trips don't reassure me as to the truth of this statement.
>>26058629I've actually re-read all of Bleach since BleachQuest started, and it really made me remember how much I used to love this series. Kubo is awesome at writing stories. What he sucks at, however (IMO), is writing WEEKLY chapters. Pacing, and all that becomes much more difficult if the chapters every week need to be somewhat self-contained and with a bit of a cliffhanger. The long, drawn-out fight scenes are fucking awesome if you can read them all in one go, but I remember when the whole Fight-In-Fake-Karakura was going on and it was boring as shit to read chapters every week where pretty much nothing happened other than "Hah, you think this is my final form?".
>>26058626A few where saying this last thread. And people where saying it about Momo up until "Fade to Black". Guess we'll know soon enough.
There's also the fact that Chizuru's a walknig lie detector now. So she probably would/will tell us if that's the case.
>>26058666>>26058698More like 6. Lilynette and Stark together count as 1 being.
>>26058708Oh yeah, forgot about that.
>>26058708Yeah she can sense desire.
>>26058728However we do not yet know about that yet, they haven't talked about themselves much.
>“…Yeah. Alright. About Hinamori…”"Ishida... I am going to get a coke and a corndog. And then I am going to burn the Soul Society to ash until I find her."
>>26058728I was talking about Nel, actually. I know Lilynette and Starrk are more or less the same person.>>26058703basically this.By the way, today's tuesday. New Chapter SOON.>>26058687>paranoia intensifies
>>26058752Said just as short stuff walks in.
Wait what happened to Nel's Fraccion? We need more Pesche and Dodochoka.
>>26058760>TuesdaySweet, the new Gintama just came out!
>>26058767>Look him dead on with the death eye>"Like I said. Burn to ash."
>>26058760Maybe we'll finally see who was sword we probably won't ;_;
>>26058786We didn't meet them.
>>26058786They're being spies for us offscreen, so when we finally meet them, [spoiler ]they'll have had their masks ripped off by teh Octavo. [/spoiler]
>>26058786She left them in Los Nachos as observers. Yes, this is almost certainly going to end unpleasantly for them.
>>26058347>Turns out she was right because the plot rock says so.
>>26058786Probably back in Las Noches. Retrieving them would have been suicide. Although if/when we decide to invade Ghost Mexico we can count them on our side if Nel is with us
>>26058767Wait, did Hitsugaya stay here? Who is shortstuff?
>>26058817shechigo is a go?captcha:THE subwe're going to be chizuru's bitch, aren't we?
>>26058806It'll be another chapter about Urahorahora and Chad and Orihime and Grimmjow>cuestion ecdiscaCaptcha wants to know where Momo is.
>>26058812>legitimate fight with Pesche and Dondochakka when they find out we took Nel from themI'm actually somewhat terrified. If not for Szayel knowing their moves beforehand, they'd have killed him themselves.
I doubt Azen would pass up a chance at the plot rock to insert a spy.
>>26058855You say that like it's a bad thing.We'll be in good company, probably.
>>26058864>>26058843And no we don't know jack shit at this time.
>>26058817>make magic plotrock>use this to finally make hollows into shinigami>random lesbian gets a hold of it somehow>all she does with it is turn everyone into women>sad urahara.jpgi can see it.
>>26058843It's Hitsugaya. We have no idea what happened to him since we left since none of the interludes mentioned anything.He probably escaped, blew the whistle and ran off with her.
>>26058869We heard that Nelliel was able to contact them before he left with us.
>>26058910*heWhoops, mistyped the pronoun, since Nelliel is excessively female.
>>26058899>Ran off with herwhy am I imagining him running off with our Momo romantically?Did we just get revenge NTR'd by John Snow?This will not stand.
>>26058910Preplanned whistle communication plans is how she sent the order.
>>26058899that's what Cos' Q&A seemed to indicate. Yoruichi might have been kidnapped too, depending on whether or not Kisuke beat the ninjas
>>26058927Yoruichi, kidnapped? If she was taken into custody by little bee, it's because she let her to infiltrate the soul society in the most secure way possible.
>>26058891Urahara: "You have something capable of granting wishes, tearing down the boundaries between shinigami and hollows, and generally tearing reality apart. And what do you use it for? TURNING EVERYONE INTO WOMEN!"Chizuru: "You said it yourself, it grants wishes. I wish for more bitches, I get more bitches. What did you expect?"
>>26058927If Soi Fon is with Aizen... well she's a shitload more dangerous than Toussen. (and a more interesting character ti boot)Alternitivly Yoruichi was one of Aizen's Moles to try and locate the rock. That's why she didn't show up with lezbro
>>26058920NTR'd?Also, no this will not stand. time for a rescue arc.
>>26058952And with her own cloth control fullbring, she can undress them too.Mysterybox was the best idea.
>>26058952And then Senor Buckethat becomes Senorita Bucketbitch.
>>26058975>>26058920>Falling for the chiildhood friend who legitimately tried to kill you more than once in the same day.>Beaten by your two curent loversPlease, not even Momo is that stupid.>>26058952"Speaking of which. Boop."
Is anyone else looking forward to captain shortstuff's depression when he realizes how thoroughly he's been used?
>>26059011Haha yeah... he's going to have a lot to apologize for.
>>26059011Yes. Then of course we point him in Aizens direction and let him loose.
>>26059011I hope it happens moments after we tell him that "I will never forgive anyone who makes Hinamori cry!"And afterwards, we tell him to grit his teeth and get up, what would Captain Shiba think to see him in such a sad state.
>>26059011>Short stuff, I know your hurting and your sad about how badly you have been used. To be fair, I fucking told you. But that isn't important right now. What I need you to do, is use your shikai.>through tears, why?>because I want to keep your tears forever.
>What about Momo?You give Ishida serious stare. “Last time I saw her, Momo has the little murderous bastard wrapped up and out cold. What happened?”Ishida opens his mouth before closing it and looking away. “When Urahara gets here he can tell you.”You grit your teeth, about to demand an answer when Chizuru puts her arm on your shoulder. “Ichigo…”You let go of the anger, your chest still clenching tightly, anxious. You look over at Neliel. “So what is Las Noches?”Holding her chin in one hand, she closes her eyes. “Well, it’s a fortress in Hueco Mundo that has, due to its construction, daylight inside of it, making it always look like day. Ironic, considering the name, but it is, more importantly, the base of Aizen’s Espada and arrancar. Assaulting it is not a wise idea, especially as he has Barrigan under his command now.”At his name Harribel looks at her. “He took down the King of Hueco Mundo?”The former Espada gives a short nod. “Aizen has a very dangerous ability. It is called Kyoka Suigetsu. When he uses his special ability, you’re forever victim to his illusions that ensnare the five senses. It is one of the reasons nobody, even Barrigan, can stand up to him.”You take in Neliel’s words with unease. Seeing it even once will get you for good. What an unfortunate ability…You door to the warehouse slides open, revealing Urahara, and your friends, including Kai, along with a Dusky skinned woman with golden eyes and long purple hair tied back into a ponytail.“Well, well, well. You’ve had a busy week, haven‘t you?”Urahara looks to be taking on his cheerful persona, but his eyes have a serious glint and remained locked onto your Arrancar allies.
>>26059048"In my defense, My hollow powers were not particularly cooperative until recently. And you will also note where I brought my new friends."
>>26059048I handled my side of things. I didn't ask for help. So. where. is. momo.Follow up on that: what the hell is going on with chizuru?
>>26059035>Turns out he was under hypnosis and stabs Hinamori AGAIN
>>26059048"Yeah, seems like I have a knack for making new friends, even if they're hollows. Now. Where's Hinamori?"Only question that's important right now.
Rolled 20>>26059048Spirit Sense on the new chick. Maybe she'll ping as the cat and we'll get one over on them for once."You work with what you have available. Now what happened to Momo?"
>>26059048Okay, technically I didn't bring them to your place...
>>26059048"I thought it was a good idea to wait to see how Chizuru was doing before heading somewhere that wasn't a mostly empty desert. She was so powerful that things just... stopped existing from being near her."
>>26059048"Ya. It's been a real bruiser. I'm guessing by this serious tone and the lack of a bound Snowman something serious happened while I was on "Vacation", so please pardon me if I'm not as cheery as I watch the situation continue to blow up on a daily bases. That beig said, it's good to see you. Wo's your friend?"
>>26058997>>26058998"I have never hated you more then I do this day.""So we're not going to have sex...?""... I didn't say that."
>>26059048Psst, Cosgrove, you forgot your name tag!
>>26059109>Rolled 20I think I have an image for this...
>>26059048"At least I didn't bring them to your front door. And I had someone call you first."So... sense Ishida won't say. Where's Momo, what happen, Cogs..."
>>26059048"I fought tooth and nail to survive in Hueco Mondo, I've brought back intel on AIZEN'S FUCKING FORTRESS PALACE, and because I'm so damn good at making friends through diplomacy and violence, I've taken potential pawns off Aizen's board and brought them freedom, purpose, and friendship...also Chizuru can grant wishes...and my hollow may have mutated, which terrifies the fuck out of me, but here we are...now.WHAT HAPPENED TO HINAMORI"
>>26059037can we also mock him for not noticing that we were using our dad's signature attack? He really should have noticed that.
>>26059048"They're friendly, I'll fill you in on the other bits later. Now, what happened while I was gone, and why is Ishida being evasive about Momo?"
>>26059109>first roll of the thread>fucking 20Mah niggah.
>>26059140This plus the Sense from >>26059109
>>26059048"I will be more than happy to answer any and all of your questions if you can just answer my one: Where are Orihime, Momo, and that captain? It seems like you might know from Ishida's tone..."
>>26059162That has happened the last 3? threads in a row.
>>26059109It's all downhill from here
>>26059048>“Well, well, well. You’ve had a busy week, haven‘t you?”Oh good, forced levity. That will obviously distract me from the fact that neither of my girlfriends whereabouts have been accounted for. No, do go one. Would you care for some tea? I'm sure Ishida has some. Anyway, my week has been fine. Spent some time moonlighting in the desert, met some folks. Even went to a masquerade. The reveal when the actors took off the masks was a hell of a twist. But seriously, are you doing okay? When I went hurtling through a hole I ripped in reality, I didn't really have a chance to check up on you. I sensed you were having some trouble when I left. Terribly manners, I know, but sometimes you just have to step out.
We're going to have a rescue arc aren't we?
Calling it. Momo was stupid and gave Hitsugaya a chance, he kidnapped her and brought her to SS.Rescue arc is a go, except we have an army of Captain-level Arrancar instead of a few badly-trained humans.
>>26059140I can agree with this, but phrase the second part better in a way less likely to cause offense to our new allies.But given that Nelliel was sent forth to find powerful hollows, we should point out that Aizen likely would have attempted to recruit them.Maye in a nicer way?
>>26059191Damn straight we are.
Keep in mind there are still 4 NAKED FEMALE arrancar hanging out in here. All of which regard us as their "alpha". We really should explain that.
>>26059199>>26059140>>26059173All of these.
>>26059198Eh, bringing the Arrancar to Soul Society is probably a very bad idea.I think they could be better served as Chizuru's bodyguards, seeing as Aizen likely really wants to get his hands on the plotgem.
>>26059199agreed, "We met and befriended some awesome hollows who didn't eat us, and in doing so prevented Aizen from turning them into pawns on his fuck huge giant 3D chessboard. Then we flipped his 3rd Espada, and recruited some lonely souls who had become Arrancarr on their own"
>>26059191Well we cut the Mexican Dream Vacation short, so I guess we're going to use the rest of our timeshare credit to take a trip to the Spooky Samurai Society.One of these days we'll have a solid non-deviated arc...
>>26059222We already explained it to Ishida.Everyone else can eat a dick until we know just what the hell happened to our girlfriends after we were thrown through a portal in time, into the future where Aizen's evil is law.
Rolled 5writingHmm... let me see something, too.
>>26059222And ask Urahara to whip up some gigai for our new allies.... so they can wear the clothing that Ishida is making.
>>26059048"Urahara-san, it's been a busy MONTH. But when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade."Ishida gave you the gist of what happened, right? Nel here can probably fill you in on what Aizen's been doing in Hueco Mundo. "But more importantly, where's Momo?"
>>26059222I don't think we should explain that at all.Hat and Clogs and the Cat want to be all mysterious and cherry pick info to drop in the realm of 'not immediately critical'? Well they can deal with it slung right back at them.
>>26059249One of these day's we're going to need to pay the guy. He's in a Gigai himself and he's got bills to pay.
>>26059198We really shouldn't bring them cause if we do that it gives Old man Yama a reason to get off his ass, and he is the last person we want to fight.
>>26059199Like "Through some good luck on my part, I ran into what seems to be the most reasonable beings in Hueco Mundo, and I was able to befriend them before Aizen could recruit them.I'm counting that as a win.
These are our allies, not his. Explain, but do not defer. We should not rely on this man for jack all.
>>26059250>"Urahara-san, it's been a busy MONTH. But when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.>Not "When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the lemons until they bleed dry."Do you even Bleach?
>In before Starrks snoring breaks the tension
>>26059257Indeed. We too can be an insufferable Need-to-Know asshole.
At least we don't have to immediately explain to our girlfriends why we have so many hot hollow chicks hanging off of us after only a few days in ghost mexico.
In her current form, shouldn't Harribel be a good deal stronger than us?Likewise Starrk and Lillynette?
>>26059297Cos said our friends were here, so Orihime is here. Unless I misread that.
>>26059297>why we have so many hot hollow chicks hanging off of us after only a few days in ghost mexico.We forgot to turn off our swag, and woke up covered in bitches. This isn't exactly a difficult concept to grasp.
Rolled 12>>26059313you didn't
>>26059286Only when we've retrieved our hat.
>>26059198Bringing the Arrancar would be a phenomenally bad idea. They're still Hollows, and bringing multiple Captain+ Hollows into SS would basically give them an excuse for a full take-no-prisoners military mobilization of all seated officers, with the sole purpose of breaking our faces.
>>26059303Yes, yes she is. But I don't think she is in a hurry to call a rematch.
>>26059303nah, fighting Harribel gave us a nice jump. We got beat pretty good, and Ichigo levels like a Saiyan. We're probably right on par with Harribel, with Starrk/Lillynette a bit ahead
>>26059319Hooray, comprehension. We should hug her.
>>26059324Depending on how the whole situation with Jon Snow went, they might be doing that anyway.
"Ahem. SOUL SOCIETY, I, KUROSAKI ICHIGO AM HERE AS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF A COALITION OF ARANCAR FROM HUECO MUNDO. WE WISH TO DISCUSS THE REMOVAL OF AN AIZEN SOUSUKE FROM OUR SOIL. HE HAS INVADED AND KILLED OUR CITIZENS AND ENSLAVED OUR FORMER LEADER. WE WISH TO BEGIN NEGOTIATION TO REMOVE HIM FROM OUR LAND."
>>26059303She probably figures that using a power that your boss just granted you in the process of fulfilling your deepest desire to immediately overthrow him comes under the heading of being a bitch.
>>26059257Hell yes. First we take his hat, now we take his secretive nature.
>>26059343Oh god. That would be great if only to throw them off their game for a minute.
>>26059328Stark and Lilynette are stronger than everyone right now. Maybe even Aizen.
>>26059343This is a good idea.
>>26059319Then forget everything else, give Orihime a hug first, then we can ask Urahara what's going on.
>>26059297>>26059319In that case..."ISWEARICANEXPLAIN"
>>26059343Nah, we're not ruling anything.We just befriended these guys because they weren't jerks, like 80% of all Arrancar are.
>>26059357he will be subsumed
Do we have any XP to spend, Cosgrove? We did have a fairly heated battle with HalleBerry...
>>26059357>what would /tg/ do if they were in Ichigo's shoes?>answer: become Urahara
>>26059384pastebin says 1k, i think
>>26059388Except, instead of having a dinky candy store, we have a department store with a skate park on the room with indoor concert venue.
>>26059365Yeah that might be a good idea.
>>26059343>"NO!">"Well, shit. It was worth a shot. Right, Plan B. We march in there, thoroughly wreck their shit, and then ice cream for everyone!"
>>26059388When he threw us out we could only become our own mentor. We can't help it if all roads lead to sweet hats.
So are we still going with that plan during Bankai training? You know>You must find the real me>*go over and put our hand on his chest* found you!
>>26059391does it? if so, we should buy a rank of Kido, and drop the rest toward that Quincy skill
>>26059391500 to Quincy Skill500 to Kido
>>26059384We've got 1k, which isn't enough to buy anything at the moment, so we may as well wait until our next XP gain before we decide what to spend it on.
>>26059418To hell with KidoQuincy hax FTW
>>26059265Oh shit, is that from that Ravens game with the worst field goal attempt ever?
So outside the intimidate issues I think we need to get Chizuru back to her bro self. So lets keep in mind we should be trying to get back to school one way or the other!Also, thinking on Kaigo and Mizuiro-Orihime was able to slip through The pink fat vizard's barriers because her powers were like his right? What is Keigo can do that with Aizen's illusions?And could Mizuiro fuck with the enemies balance and hearing?
>>26059421Seconding. First level of kido might be useful for some basic spells like 'push' and 'bind'. Backed by Ichigo's insane amount of reiatsu, they'll be a nice addition to our non-lethal arsenal.
>>26059424we can buy a rank of Kido, which would both give us access to some pretty cool control options and be a cool thing for the rescue arc-you know, saving Momo with something she showed us when we fought
>>26059434Lets toss enough to kido for a single level. its good just to have it so we can do things that require basic knowing what kido is and how it works, like some gizmos and shit.
>>26059439Maybe while he is wearing the glasses, Keigo is immune to the illusions of others? Or being placed under illusion/hypnosis.His illusions are already better, he projects illusions (we think) not makes people think they see something.
>>26059439Keigo might be more immune to Aizen's stuff.
>>26059434can't buy quincy hax yet, next xp gain will probably let us get it if we drop the other 500 in it now, after buying Kido
>>26059448I think we need someone to actually teach us the spells. i don't think we can just spontaneously learn them.
>>26059434We've gone over this several times. The goal is not to become the Supreme Shinigami Sorcerer, it's to learn some basic, useful spells to supercharge.
>>26059438Probably. Just saw a good reaction image and put it in my folder.
>>26059467I am more worried that Keigo might become Aizen or be some sort of failed Aizen clonething.
>>26059472we've observed people using a fair number, plus we'll at least have the theory
>>26059465Train Keigo to death. Forget FGT, we'll just sick the pest on Aizen until he suicides.>>26059472That's why we have Tessai.
>>26059472Urahara's buddy is one of the ancient masters of Kidou. We'll be fine.
>>26059490Aizen is actually Future!Keigo who travelled back in time.
Screw kido and that nacyboy quincy shit. what we really need is the Glorious Two handed Method.
>>26059505He's doing all of this to prevent a paradox. The moment our Keigo goes back in time, Aizen becomes a total bro.
>>26059495I'm imagining Keigo irritating Aizen to suicide.
>>26059506What level do we have to be in swordsmanship to unlock that?
>>26059506Raise hands, Zangetsu in one hand, other empty.Form Cero in off hand. Charge Getsuga Tensho, it absorbs cero. Do not release, use GLORIOUS TWO HANDED METHOD with Getsuga Cero Charged Zangetsu.
Also I'm pretty sure that Aizen can't do much with delayed triggers for hypnosis or else every attempt to convince someone of his scheming would suddenly be talking about the lalilelolu.
>>26059505That or some failed Aizen fragment he made just to fuck with us when the day came. And he remembered
>>26059532Its available for purchase right now for 2000.
>>26059532We can train it already, it'll take 2000 XP.I say we start training it after we finish the quincy utilit.
>spirit sense, 20You look over at the woman trying to see about her strength, but all you get is an energy that reminds you of… Yoruichi the cat?! The hell? The woman, upon noticing your look gives you a cheeky smirk and wave.You shift your gaze back to Urahara. “Look, I’m grateful for all the help you’ve given me, but it has been a long week, and an even busier month. The short of things is that things went weird with Chizuru to the point where everything surrounding her was being destroyed, so I got her to Hueco Mundo so that she didn’t do any permanent damage around here but was totally exhausted and had to rest. I met with some of the nicest spirits I know, and they happened to be hollows and I became their comrade and leader. Then I met Neliel and got info on Aizen and helped her realize what a bastard he is. And then my friends went and became Arrancar, because they don’t want to kill people. I also met Starrk and Lilynette who jsut wanted friends, so I agreed. So, while I’d be happy to talk, I would really REALLY like to know where Momo is.”You fiercely scowl at Urahara before taking a deep breath and looking at Orihime. “…Sorry. I probably worried you.”She wipes away tears from her eyes, walking up to you and wrapping her arms around you. “…They took her, Ichigo.”She clutches to you, tightly, for a few minutes. “…Who took her, Orihime?”She pulls back, staring at you with sadness and anger. “She tried to explain things to her friend, but he used the opportunity to knock her out and take her back to Soul Society, Ichigo. That was a week ago, when you and Chizuru disappeared.”>reactions?
>>26059532now. its just 2000 xp
>>26059532We can unlock it already. We just need xp
Let's just upgrade blut. It hasn't let us down yet.
Quincy and Kido both are awesome ideas in my book-I really want to keep Ichigo as a Jack-of-All.Normally a shitty idea, but with all the spiritual energy we're swapping between powersets...
>>26059552Time to get mad, then prepare for our rampage around SS.
>>26059552Ask how to get to the soul society.
>>26059552>stock gasp and wide eye panic look>"A... week?">"And he escaped and took her... Well Hime it looks like my shitlist just expanded exponentially."
>>26059552Here's our plan and response to Soul Society.
>>26059552Take a deep breath."Okay. You've got a plan, right? When are we going to Soul Society to get Momo back?"Trust in your friends, that they're not completely helpless without you!
>>26059552Response:Invade Soul Society.No really, Ichigo should be so on board his next step is 'Okay, so Gargantia to Soul Society-unless you have a better entrance method, Hat & Clogs'.
>>26059537Well no. Remember that he needed an actual human being to impersonate him. His hypnosis is powerfull, but it doesn't have an AI. Basically he can say something like "This stick is my dead body" but not "This stick is my living body that can turning test you." Mind you, if he is in the area, he can obviously make the illusion as realistic as he wants, given that he can directly provide responses.
>>26059552I think this shit illustrate how we feel just fine.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXuCeZyPfmM
>>26059552turn to Urahara"I know I've asked you for a lot, and I know I don't have the right to ask you for anything else, but I have one more question. How do I get to Soul Society?"
>>26059552OH BOY, TIME TO GO TO NAMEK
>>26059506>Glorious Two handed MethodStill not as powerful as Kendo.
>>26059552Walk over to Orihime"Then we go take her back. Its as simple as that."Apply the tightest hug we've ever given.
>>26059552Turn to Urahara, immediately."Can you get me to Soul Society? I know I asked you for a way to Hueco Mundo and I managed that on my own somehow (sorry about that) but I don't think that'll work a second time. I realize I'm coming to you with my problems again, but I honestly don't know anyone else who might be able to help me with this."
>>26059552"Right then. Urahara? Directions would be handy. I need to know how to get to the place I plan on burning at least partially to the ground. I guess intel on likely opposition would be nice too."
>>26059603change it to "How do we get to Soul Society?" and I think this is a good plan.remember, TEAM SPIRIT
>>26059552Anger. Those fuckers. Our Momo. Soul Society is about to get rekt.
>>26059552Deep growl in the chest at the thought of Toshiro, before forcing ourselves to calm down, "We'll get her back, Hime. Even if I have to level Seireitei."
"...So, think I can rip open a portal to them?"
>>26059552Rest our forehead on her's. Bottled Anger, welling sadness. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......we're going to get her back....we'll all be together again. If we have to march on the gates of heaven and kick god from his throne, we will be together again."Look over at everyone. Serious sternface."So, what are our resources, who can help us, and how do we storm the gates of Heaven? Before this is over, Urahara I am giving you Aizen's head on a fucking platter"
>>26059565You do realize thats what we're trying to do. We've been focusing so much on Hollow and Shunpo that everything else has fallen to the wayside.
>>26059552Uh huh. And where was everyone else when this happened?>stare at UraharaI imagine you are going to somehow either blame me for this or apologize, then offer out of the goodness of your heart to fix it. I would suggest hurrying.
>>26059552>>26059552We ride at dawn.
>>26059552Well, we've gotten way past the point of where we're not going to kill the shit out of HitsugayaI will enjoy this
>>26059552"So, when do we leave."
>>26059565Fact of the matter is that unlike in alot of things here many of the powers work with each other. It doesn't matter if we put points in hollow, quincy, or shinigami they all increase our ability to fight. Kido is probably the only skill that doesn't synergize well, but at the same time we need a little just to function without a handicap. With all the stuff kido is used for (and its a fucking lot) without a level or two its like not being able to use a computer.
"Does SS have a door? Because I think i'm going to kick it in *Really* hard on the way through to rescue her.
>>26059651oh yeswe bleed that fucker slow
>>26059651Sure Ice man fucked up big time but we have to remember he, like just about everyone else we know is a victim of Aizens bullshit.
>to the Arrancar"This isn't your fight...." blah blah blah"But you're our friend/comrade" blah blah blahBecause shonen allies can't be directly asked to help
>>26059552*take a deep breath trying keep calm and not panic*"Very well. What's left is recovering and going to rescue her. We need to make plans.""Also, I'm going to murder the midget next time I see him."-----------------On skills, I'd go with either Blut or Glorious Two Handed Method.
>>26059641I don't think we should be that antagonistic until we find out what exactly that rock in Chizuru's chest is.
>>26059668>>26059651Come on guys, he's not so bad. He kidnapped her instead of just killing her like he was trying to do last week!
>>26059658I'm mainly interested in it because the restraining-kidou seem to be perfect for non-lethal takedowns.
>>26059552Ah huh. Ahaha hah haha ha yeah that joke just isn't funny. So Orihime I'm afraid I'm going to have to rain check on our date for another week, then again maybe soul society has some nice places to see this time of eternity? Sorry guys I know I just got here but I'm heading out to BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A DUMBASS MIDGET!
>>26059595THIS"Terms of Enrampagement: A Film by Ichigo Kurosaki"
>>26059675Nah. Ichigo's smart enough to know that dragging the allied Arrancar into direct conflict with SS won't end all that well.
>>26059651>>26059668>>26059676Idiots.Do you not understand the dire consequences such an act would have?Plus if we kill him, then he'll never be able to realize how thoroughly he was dicked around by Aizen, and what a jackass he was to his ex-best-friend.That's way more satisfying.
>>26059658Everything Kido can do Quincy can do. Don't forget they have those spell capsules. Also they can be used while in our human body as well.
>>26059692We shouldn't really worry about that when people fight Ichigo in bleach they become friends. They don't die.
>>26059651That would make Momo sad. Much better to explain to him precisely what a little shit he is. Then let dad deal with therapy. I only hope we can achieve Ban kai before we fight him.
>>26059678We need a pow-wow with Urahara to talk about the plot rock, what happened in the week, what Arrancars are, let him know about the base, and ask for a way into the Soul Society for the Ruki-Momo rescue arc.After we get through our angsty teenage rage fit.
>>26059692I want to use it to whip countermagic out of our asses when the next person tries to Kido us
>>26059707This. Making Snowcone live with his actions is a bigger kick in the balls than killing him will ever be.
>>26059713Does that mean we'll befriend Aizen?
How much do we know? Is Urahara equally fucked by this turn of events? Has his cover been blown? Can we use this to drag more useful shit out of him. I am bloody tired of his mysterious man act. If he is as equally fucked by this as we are, grab him by the metaphorical balls and get his full cooperation. Don't be nice, or deferential. We bargain as equals. He had his shot at being a mentor.
>>26059703>Ichigo's smart enoughIchigo might. Apparently a number of players aren't.
>>26059728Except that guy, we kill him.
>>26059713Unless they're Ulquiorra, who took too long to learn how not to be a shithead.And Ginjou, whose prior crimes as well as goals are both a mystery.
>>26059720>>26059703>>26059675We go solo as a sneaking mission (we're good at those right?) We show up with too much power and it's all out war.
>>26059715>Giving Jon Snow to dad for rehabilitationYes. God, yes. Let him wake up to a flying-kick to the face every goddamn day for a couple of months.
>>26059707>>26059707agreed with this, hes a dumbass who cannot into logic here.honestly i wonder what would happen when he finally figures out what actually happened?
>>26059672Fuck that apologist bullshit, Momo didn't went for the kill when he's bound and helpless, that ought to jog the stupid out of him, but he instead took advantage of that and took her somewhere to get executed.Time to make Rukia the strongest ice bankai user, if Gin hasn't already killed her yet.
>>26059707Besides, a dead man can't be NTR'd
>>26059687Yeah, if he took her back with him...he probably has doubts about Aizen and the evidence...it just means he doesn't trust the rest of us. I can see a future conversation going like this."Momo spoke highly and sadly of you...that she would never be able to see you again because of what was done to her...and she couldn't bare the thought of you seeing what you had become. When he heard you had made Captain, my father's eyes softened like when he learned I had achieved Shikai within a day of having my sword. I didn't know the man to expect when we would come to blows...so I spent a week training for it, but still hoping I could talk you down...I think I started to reach you...but here and now, if you stand in my way...I will cut you down. I will cut down a man that could have been the closest thing to an older brother I would ever know. I will never forgive anyone who makes Hinamori cry."
>>26059703No, no he is not shit for that matter I'm not even sure he would care. Fuck exposing the existance of the Arrancar to the SS will force them to do something about Ghost Mexico and thus Aizen's bullshit kingdom.
>>26059713Wait, so we're Nanoha Takamachi?
>>26059595>>26059696"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired thanks to a very peculiar bloodline. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Momo go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you all."
>>26059675It might actually be worth to talk with them if it isn't better that they stay and secure the town. Mostly because coming to Soul Society with a bunch of hollows is going to cause a horrible reaction from their part. Shinigamis who have unwilling became part hollows, we might be able to justify, but downright super powered hollows? That shit is going to be hard to pass.
>>26059552"Then we get her back, and we break anyone who tries to stop us."Apply tactical hugs. We need one as much as she does.To the Arrancar: "Looks like I've got to run off and rescue one of my girlfriends. You can stay here and hold down the fort, or come with and beat up some Shinigami with us, your call."
>>26059710you mean those spell capsules that we have 20 of and have an incredible THREE different techniques, four if you also use chainsaw-arrows? as opposed to Kido's 109 different spells?
>>26059715No not Bankai; Resurection.He hates hollowfication so much? We beat him wo within an inch of his life with our extra masks.
>>26059730>He had his shot at being a mentor....Of course. After all, it's not like out-keikakuing Aizen and finding out that both of your best-laid plans has fucked over by a teenager doesn't give you free time.
>>26059766Good point, also mask fragments are hard to hide if we plan on doin some infiltratin' and gorilla warfare.
>>26059742>We go solo as a sneaking missionWe can take Yoruichi. She's good at the stealth thing. And she can help with the whole bankai thing. And she's attractive.>>26059756It's less exposing their existence than it is giving SS a reason to hit Ichigo full fucking force aka the old fuck getting off his ass and actually taking action.
>>26059707The only cure for stupidity is death*uses Blut Arterie*Ichigo: I'm not stopping until you're a grease smear on my fist
>>260597754 that kubo used. I'm sure there are a shitload more out there, and we could most likely make some more uses ourselves.
>>26059726Can we at least maim him?
>>26059801The harem must [/spoiler]not be fed
>>26059745"HEY! Those flying kicks are simply my way of expressing my paternal love for my son!"
>>26059810Sure i have no problem with beating him within an inch of his afterlife, but i think Momo might get upset if he loses some of his limbs.
>>26059759A little bit. :PThat said, we are still going to figuratively murder him next time we see. After we beat the stupid out of him (which might take a while... :P), then we can send him off for therapy with dad. :PAlso, after we rescue momo and show that we are incredibly glad that she's safe, we should flick her forehead and tell her to be more careful with super powered prisoners.
>>26059778But Ichiago's Ban Kai is badass. And more stable. Plus, us acquiring it so quickly will be a kick in the balls.
>>26059825And, obviously, the Littlest Snowman needs a strong fatherly presence to guide him. Someone to treat him as they would their own son you might say.
>>26059838Also it will sting more if we style all over SS while only using shinigami abilities.
>>26059801At this point we are planning inserection assassination and freeing a dangerous criminal unless we can force Aizen into the open I don't think there going to give a shit about exterminating us. Fuck Uryu survived last time some the fuck how.
>>26059850From what little we saw of it in the Manga, I think Shiro and Isshin had a very similar relationship to the one Isshin would later have with his own children.
"You know I hear it's real sad"What's sad Kurosaki"From what I hear it's a nice afterlife they've got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it."
>>26059865I think we need to force Aizen into the open.That's the only way our lives don't end with the Soul Society finally hunting us down, if we expose Aizen for the shithead he is.Like 'he has an army of super-hollows, luckily I befriended some of them'.
>>26059710There are a total of 4 canonical Quincy spells, counting Sprenger. Furthermore, they are a limited resource: They must be prepared before hand and a capsule is lost with each casting.There are a very large and variable number of Kido, who's abilities include hax such as Time Manipulation.Quincy's can sort-of do everything, but they aren't really the best at anything besides stealing powers.
>>26059837>we should flick her forehead and tell her to be more careful with super powered prisoners.>Blut is still on>Banked 1>Momo diesAlso holy shit we are moving really REALLY fast. If Cosgrove didn't say otherwise earlier I would swear we're on the cusp of finishing the quest entirely.
>>26059838Ichigo's canon Bankai isn't that hot actually. Its just a general parameter boost. Strong, sure, but it doesn't really let him do anything new, it just lets him hit people with his sword better.
>>26059908Yhwach still won't wake up until two years from now, maybe three....Now if we find a way to kill him before he's at full power?But I doubt it.
>>26059880>feudal japan with caste system>nice afterlifeahahahaha, we're about to go Valhalla all over their asses, the much superior afterlife
>>26059908The kubo train only has 1 speed and no brakes.
>>26059908Even if we beat Aizen and settle everything with Soul Society there's still gonna be a timeskip to the last few arcs, and possibly even the filler arcs and movies.
>>26059861Good call. We're easily strong enough to steamroll any of the canon fights as-is, assuming discreet blut use.And not pulling out the hollow until the endgame/once aizen's shit is on the open means captains are less likely to hunt us down mercilessly.
>>26059900>That's the only way our lives don't end with the Soul Society finally hunting us downOr they force us to supercharge our power gain somehow and we all know that would have, almost undoubtedly, unsavory consequences.
>>26059901This. Quincy-stuff is powered by energy in the atmosphere, which is fine in Hueco Mundo but less useful in the real world an SS. Kidou, on the other hand, is powered by our own internal energy, which Ichigo has a nigh-limitless amount of. Quincy-magic may be stronger, but it's a limited-use tool. Kidou is something that won't cost us any 'ammo', so to speak.
>>26059901Which is why we somehow master Bankai thiefing and use Shiros own Bankai against him."Your strength has abandoned you Snow. Bankai.">hfw our Bankai is identical to his, then when he goes to use his, nothing."I told you your strength... HAS ABANDONED YOU!"
>>26059926Isn't Hueco Mundo closer to Valhalla than SS?
>>26059921if there is anything this quest tells us, it's not going to be anything close to canon
>>26059951>not even kill him with it, just leave him in a block of ice for a while afterwardssounds good.
>>26059942They already know we have hollow powers.Hitsugaya captured Hinamori remember?He saw our mask, as well as uncanny durability.
>>26059926>we're about to go ValhallaI'm wondering if Valhalla's a real thing in the Bleachverse and, if it is, if can go there. Because with the stories that seems like it would be Training: the Afterlife.
>>26059958In the infinite hunting grounds way yes, but not the eternal feast
>>26059921Its pretty cool when Kubo writes it properly. Specifically when he properly plays up the massive speed boost, like in the fight with that quincy and mr thousand blades.
>>26059921Frankly most people's bankais are unwieldy or broken as fuck. Ichigo's is practical for him because he has so little control.
>>26059838>Bankai causes damage to body at full power>Blut can supercharge offense or defense>High Speed Regen heals almost anything>Masked Bankai crushes almost everyone
>>26059979The eternal feast is there too, it's just other hollows.
>>26059979Feast as in party that is
>>26059976Valhalla is Kenpachi's Zanpakuto. He summons Einherjar to fight everything, including him
Hrmm so we have been gone a week. I wonder if Uryu has put on the sanrei glove yet?
>>26059976Cosgrove. Cosgrove please.I want to go to Valhalla and do battle with Thor and Loki and then to hell where we piss in the eye of Lucifer himself.
>>26060005Which also fits with the idea that his sword only talked to him when he regretted killing, because everyone who just died can get right up and rejoin the fight.
>>26060005Imagine if Zaraki got an inner hollow. He'd be constantly fighting it in jinzen.
>>26059979nor are the nightly consort of big breasted warrior wom-nevermind
>>26060005So...Ichigo & Kenpachi: BFFs?
>>26060018I hope not, it's a stupid power.
>>26059921Banka+Mask+Blut+GLORIUS TWO HANDED METHOD+High Speed Regeneration=awesome.
>>26059983It would be about 10 times better if Ichigo lost to someone despite being clearly faster
>>26060024inb4 his inner hollow is a totally moe shota
>>26059946Actually its equally good in SS as it is in Hueco Mundo. SS is made out of spirit particles just like Hueco Mundo.
>>26060028and we still get our shit pushed in due to copious ones
>>26060005I can't wait till we find out Kenpachis' Zanpakuto Is a healing type
>>26060027It's also the fastest way for him to power level
>>26060005>Dude>Dude why you crying?>You some kind of fag?>She can come back, trust me bro>You'll fucking love BankaiIf his Bankai is summoning everyone he's killed with his sword (Sup Yamamoto) it'll be meh. If it powers him up with the combined strength of every life he's taken. HOLY SHIT.
>>26060047it heals by accelerating cell growth, but it also has side effect of causing cancer
>>26060047Oh you. Seriously though i wouldn't be surprised if it had some kind of auto-regen power to let him fight more.
So I think we should play this less like the Rescue Rukia Arc, and more like World War Hulk. Stone-faced, sub-zero anger.>Puny shinigami. I've come to smash.>Never stop making them pay.
>>26060024>Lieutenant Kusajishi, Is Captain Zaraki well? He hasn't been seen outside of his room for several days>Its ok mistah Shiro. Kenny's playing with a new friend>Lieutenant Kusajishi, please never smile at me like that ever again
>>26060047It's too obvious.But Kenpachi with that ability stuck in his berserker mindset is a horrifying thoughtif the manga reveals it before wee fight Kenpachi... expect an Interlude where Kens sword wakes up, then watch us get fucked
>reactions?Your chest tenses up in a ball of rage, hate and sorrow but you let out a deep breath and force yourself to let go of it. You wrap your arms around Orihime tightly. "Okay. You've got a plan, right? When are we going to Soul Society to get Momo back?"Orihime gives you a nod. “Urahara’s working on a gate to there. But it’ll be another couple of days.”You feel her wrap her arms around you and you relax into her hug. After a few moments, you let go reluctantly, looking at Urahara. “We’ll get her back, but something happened to Chizuru, Urahara. I need you to look at her.”You gesture to the recovering Chizuru, who looks anxiously at Urahara, removing your kosode to reveal the black orb embedded into her chest. He freezes in shock before looking at Chizuru. “Apparently its some sort of intelligent wish-granting thing. Sort of.”Urahara shakes his head. “no, that isn’t what its supposed to do. Its called the Hogyoku, it breaks down the barriers between Shinigami and Hollows. I couldn’t destroy it, so I kept it on me, out of anyone’s reach. And then it vanished…”He takes of his hat and his frown grows. “…but maybe I was wrong.”Urahara pockets his hat before looking at your Arrancar allies and back to you. “Ichigo, we need to go back to my shop. Now. Bring your new friends or don’t. Right now, I really don’t care.”He picks up Chizuru, who gives a surprised yelp. “I have to make sure this girl is alright. This is my fault, so I’m going to make sure she’s alright.”He gives a nod to the woman, Yoruichi?, and heads out the door at a fast pace. The woman is still standing there, looking much more serious now as she looks at you.>actions?>follow Urahara>talk to woman/your friends>write in
>>26060079Then you're a dumbass.Yamamoto can, and will, kill us with his bare hands.Shunsui, Ukitake, and Unohana also stand good chances of taking us down solo, and especially if we work together.Understand that we are far from the strongest one there is.
>>26060063>powers him up with the combined strength of every life he's takenSo what, you're suggesting it would make him functionally an Immortal?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0HWN8_JImA
>>26060085>Implying Zaraki isn't the Inner Hollow in control
>>26060044But the Kubo also helps us via 20s lots of them after we get our shit beat in.>>26060043Yeah honestly I would go for both. Kidou or hollow fast movement that I forget the name of. People are specializing way too much when we should be building up strength though redundancy and the specialized traits of all three working as one. Instead of focusing so much on hollow.
>>26060047It's probably massive training weights. I highly doubt his zanpakuto is something that will boost his power, that's the last thing he wants.
>>26059880>Las Noches becomes the base of Hollow mafiaYes, please.>I want you to find this icy boy and I want him dead, I want his family dead, I want his house burned to the ground, and I want to go to house and piss on his ashes!
>>26060085"YES YES! I CAN FEEL IT! I'M COMING FOR YOU! SUCH ELATION!">slides open door revealing the room is splattered with white paste and blood, pays Shiro no attention and just walks past him
>>26060063no, it puts all of the memories and combat experience of everyone he's ever fought in his head
>>26060100Never a dull moment in the living world eh? Oh yeah clothes. Hmm.
>>26060100Follow Urahara. Leave everyone else, tell them to talk and socialize.
>>26060100Talk to your friends. IC, we have to make sure our friends are ok. and have comedy shenanigans with catlady
>>26060100>Follow>Talk to Yoruichi"So... I think I get what you three were giggling about that day, and why Kai was tied up. ...Would have been pretty funny."
>>26060100"So... who are you exactly? I'm quite confused by what I'm sensing."
>>26060100>Follow Urahara>Talk to woman en route>Take friends
>>26060100Talk to Yoruichi.
>>26060100>follow UraharaAlright then. Let's go.If he's dropped all pretense of his hideout being secret, then we can't waste time.Also>talk to woman"You're...Yoruichi-san?"
>>26060100Follow Urahara and bring everyone along. Have Ishida and Yoruichi? explain everything that has happened in the last week to you as you go.
>>26060100>talk to your friends"Awright everybody, we're going on a little field trip. We're a guest in Mr. Urahara's home, so I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Ishida, scrounge together some clo - oh, they're already made. Well, let's go then.>follow Urahara
>>26060100Follow and make sure he doesn't kill her.
>>26060100check up on everyone, ask the new lady is Yoruichi, tell people that they don't have to come with us, but we would like the backup when we go to attack Soul Society
>>26059975I imagine Hitsugaya's in too much shit for anyone to take him seriously, given how chronically villain-dumb SS is.Brought back childhood friend instrad of killing ger like he was ordered to?Talking about mad conspiracy theories about the distraught captain aizen?Apparently got his ass kicked by a human, a lieutenant, some alleged hollowfied shinigami no-one's ever heard of?Yes, we have dismissed those claims.Fuck, knowing SS, Captain Shota might even be on trial himself right now.
let the arrancar get clothes on please
>>26060100>“Ichigo, we need to go back to my shop. Now. Bring your new friends or don’t. Right now, I really don’t care.”We are a constant disappointment to him.We might do well to just ask them to chill out here; things are a bit too hot right now.
>>26060100>>follow UraharaAnd bring our friends this shit is way to goddamn shifty for my taste.
>>26060100>follow UraharaWhen Hat-n-Clogs gets serious, it means that shit is getting very real.
>>26060100>talk to woman/your friendsGive a tired smile to the Arrancar."Welcome to my crazy life. The ride never ends."Then invite them to Urahara's with us, ask Ishida if he can whip up some clothes for the naked ones, and introduce Orihime to our new pack of sexy naked warrior-women that we semi-accidentally become the leader of.
>>26060100I'm going to need some clothes first...
>>26060100>Follow>Talk to Harribel, Sung-Sun, Mila Rose, and Apacci"Would you four mind coming with me? Your transformation into Arrancars was enhanced by that thing, so it might help Urahara figure out exactly what's going on."
>>26060144This.No need to stress out Urahara any more. Let him ease into buttfuck we've brought him.Let the team socialize for now.
>>26060166This.On the way there, we should probably fill Orihime in one the specifics of why a group of hot Hollow babes are following us around referring to us as their leader.
>>26060171SS put people on trial because they thought that the breaking a law of physics(more than one person having the same Zanpakuto) was equivelant to breaking an actual law. Ice Shota might already be dead.
>>26060174>disappointmentOh, we're the ones who made an evil wishing orb and didn't even figure out it could grant wishes?
>>26060174>We are a constant disappointment to him.It's more the fact that PlotRock is one of the things he's deadly serious & in no way jokes about>follow Urahara>chat with Yoruichi on the way>Orihime comes along, others stay behind. Have the arrancar & the others socialize a little and get some damn clothes
>>26060100Follow Urahara leave our new friends behind so they can get clothed and talk to yoruichi along the way and ask why she was late to the snowball fight.
>>26060100>talk to woman/your friendsYou know what fuck it... Stay here. This shit is too much of headache.Talk to the Cat about the plan. Might as well get up to date as Urahara does his thing.
>>26060174That's not him angry at us. That's him being emo because of Chizuru's situation.
>>26060216Bleach Quest is full of people with daddy issues, they can't handle older men being angry with them.
>>26060100bring everyoneon the way, get info from Orihime and Yoruichi, make small talk with the Arrancar. give Chad a "nice to see you" brofist
>>26060226We've got a few days to sit down and chat with the crew before Seal Team 6 is go.
Reading the last thread I was thinking, what if simply by being able to stand up against Aizen's growing army tons of hollows begin to flock to our banner, without us even having a banner?What if me accidentally Hueco Mundo Civil War?
>>26060195Good point. Seconding this.
>>26060100soooooo, Yoruichi. Things are a bit tense right now, and people are sad, but I owe you one. About the advice about the thing the you said when they were planning and talking about things dealing with me and you said stuff. yeah. that. I owe you one.
We should catch up on Tastuki a bit. Not shipping her, but she is the only one who's powers we don't know IC or OOC.
>>26060270Someone's getting scratched behind the ears/under the chin!
>>26060195And they are still naked.
I'm fine with burning SS to the ground so long as we get Hanatarou on our side. That dude is fucking amazing. We also need to get him hooked up with one of our Arrancar (my personal preference for him being Mila Rose because that is my fetish). I think scoring with a woman would finally flip his internal switch and he'd stop being such a massive beta and realize his true potential.
>>26060100ask everyone whether they want to go, take the ones that do. Talk to Yoruichi, Orihime, and Ishida about what's been happening, and introduce the Arrancar to everyone properly. Start some conversations, get everyone friendly
writing.So, how would you all like an interlude tonight?
>>26060100I think we had better bring everyone along. They're relevant for intel purposes. Though I do kind of like the idea of our pals coming to the warehouse and seeing Stark napping on a couch or something.
>>26060327Very much so...though it would likely make us sad.
>>26060327Sure whats the worst that could happen?
>>26060315But his true potential lies in being beta. His Zanpakuto's power comes from that. Also he doesn't need to be alpha to get chicks, apparently they try to rape him all the time as is.
>>26060327We always want interludes.They terrify and excite us in equal measure.
>>26060327make a rukia/momo interlude to stay my PANIC
>>26060327I'm scared but yes.
>>26060327Do we have any input over the outcome?If yes, then no.Way too stressful.
>>26060355...now I'm just imagining that they are both already dead...and Mayuri is stitching their corpses together, for SCIENCE
>>26060327Not really. I don't want anything that might influence our decisions since it'd be meta. /tg/ can't handle meta. You know that.
>>26060327YES YES YES!I love interludes! Getting a look into the "behind the scenes" stuff that's going on in the world is something I crave. If we could get one a night... I would be beyond thrilled. I NEED FULL IMMERSION!
>>26060315The dude has the greatest healing type sword and when it's released, it does a cero capable of smearing several menos grande.The only issue I see is that if/when he gets bankai he finds out just how not nice Hisogamaru is...
>>26060327I'm torn between 'Yes' just for more and 'No' for paranoid metagaming reasons.
>>26060327Heck yes- they make it feel even more like Bleach!I also love how you offer us deals to make it feel like we are in control when bad luck fucks us.
>>26060373No no Mayuri has put is consciousness in their dead, empty bodies and will use them as proxies for fucking with us.
>>26060373>"Why are you mad Strawberry Boy? There wasn't enough left of either one of them, so I put them together. Look at her. She's cute yes? Honestly, you do a guy a favor and he flies off the hook. What's the world coming to these days? I swear..."
>>26060327Yes. Metaknowledge is necessary for my paranoia-infused theories.
>>26060372And that "Mss" bit wasen't even the BAD one.I still want him to pastebin it for morbid curiosity.
So you guys are saying that Zaraki should be some sort of unhinged massively OP blood knight who gets stronger with every kill?
>>26060439I'm paranoid enough as is. So whats a little more.
>>26060450You mean he isn't?
>>26060385I think we've done pretty great with that.Beyond casually asking about what happened to the soul reaper assigned to this sector, we haven't done anything about Rukia being on the run.Also most of the time the things depicted in the interludes happen in like the next thread, before there's time to plan.
>>26060432...so, Tsundere Momo? Dependent Rukia? Split personality? Senna?
>>26060450If there's ever a decent version of Bleach Abridged then Kenpachi HAS to be voiced by Takahata.
>>26060450Thats why we are shoving a chainsaw sword in his eye for our one free hit.
>>26060432I am ok with this also 3 tits fuck yea
>>26060450He is...accept for the getting stronger part. He gets stronger with every defeat, as his mental limiter is diminished.His Zanpakuto would obviously boost his strength with each wound that is dealt to him.
>>26060479There already was a decent version. The voices were kind of crap but the jokes were perfect.
There's no way Aizen isn't going to kill Momo in front of us to completely break us... this arc is going to hurt.
>>26060510There's no way we won't bring her back using Time Regression, Event Rejection, or a Hogyoku Miracle.We will then Kurohitsugi Aizen.
>>26060432If Mayuri pulls something like this, we'll have to tell Ishida to take a number and get in line.
We have Starrk, but at what cost?
>>26060470I'm more worried about character reactions to, well, characters. If anyone but Momo/Rukia plays a part in the interlude, especially negatively, then it will bias some of us against those characters. Even more, I mean.Cosgrove has designed his interludes pretty well so far, but I'd rather not take the chance.
>>26060510How have you gotten the impression that Cosgrove would do something so shitty without any input?
>>26060531...sadly, I think Ishida still gets first shot. Bringing back the dead in a very unnatural way is trumped by orchestrating the death of a loved one, I'd say.
Wow, within one week we've achieved pretty much everything that the haremfags wanted, and no one cares.
>>26060533I'm guessing Rukia and Momo. And maybe Aizen's fall from the SS
>>26060541Honestly I'm paranoid about everything Cosgrove puts in those interludes. He could spout pure bullshit and it would still unnerve me.
>>26060432>Good for 5 years or the first 100,000 miles>Complementary Remote Suicide Bomb>Ask your dealer for details
>>26060533We should really make a Tony Stark joke at him. Ichigo is a westaboo, so he might actually know Iron Man.
>>26060554We still lack Senna, Rukia, and Tatsuki. Also, Matsumoto (if Gin really did kill Rukia or Momo).
>>26060554Uh, Rukia got put on a bus and Momo's been kidnapped.That's both an unwanted thing and something more important to focus on, respectively.
>>26060576obviously we need to nickname him ironman.
>>26060566No you see in exchange for the brief windows allowed by the interludes Cosgrove makes the situation worse.
>>26060554Heyheyhey, no one's saying that we don't appreciate the threeway relationship/arrancarem that we've picked up. At the moment, everyone's just a little bit peeved at Snowboy, that's all.
>>26060533Aizen didn't even know that Starrk and Harribel existed, beyond some vague 'I detect some strong people over yonder'.Dude probably doesn't give a shit.The question is what's happening now?Like what if this isn't a plan on Aizen's part to lure us to the Soul Society?What if he just considered Hinamori a loose end, and now he has to deal with a trial?
>>26060554Two is enough and they've grown on me quite a lot, we don't need more. That would be stupid. This coming from a Fukiafag.
>>26060576>Tony Stark>not Ned StarkDude's even associated with wolves.
>>26060602If he still wants to kill the old council dudes, then a trial is EXACTLY what he wants because they have to be sealed inside their chamber for a few days.
>>26060611Yeah this.If anything, Orihime should have her own lovers.
>>26060602Regardless of if he knew about them, his Espada is gonna be way weaker. Now that faggot Luppe is gonna be a full espada.
>>26060613>>26060576>>26060590see>>26057641Also Ichigo would be the only person in the group to get the joke and I don't think he's that socially awkward.
>>26060554>Got everythingThen where in the goddamned fuck is my whiteboard.
>>26060554I thought we're giving the arrancarem to Chizuru?
>>26060615true a high stakes trial is exactly what he needs to ensnare all of SS if he hasn't already.
>>26060613and we have already made Game Of Thrones jokes, so it's been established that we know it
>>26060597That's some bullshit right there if true.Which I doubt. That makes no sense at all and making shit worse for literally no reason is a great way to run off your participants.
>>26060615But now the Hougyoku is in Chizuru....But what if Aizen doesn't know that?What if he's under the impression that Urahara put it in Hinamori?
>>26060590He is the only character that uses a weapon more advanced than fancy bow.>>26060613Whole in chest, superiority complex, doesn't feel anything unless he is up against someone as tough as he is... gotta stick with tony.>>26060629But then there's this.
>>26060633Well, yeah, and to Hanataro once we recruit him. And maybe throw a bone to Keigo or Mizuiro, we'll figure it out once we get the gang together before we charge into Soul Society.
>>26060638 It's like being a Game of Thrones fan, you crave the abuse but we loves it all the same.
>>26060615Captain Shota breaking orders and bringing hinamori back is probably exactly what he needs for that.
>>26060650well then doesn't that suck dicks for aizen.
>>26060650>"Ok so the book says to make a Y incision here... Honestly Momo if you keep struggling the cut might not be clean.">Several screams and removed organs later>"Well this IS a pickle..."
>>26060602Don't underestimate the Keikaku.Remember, this is FULLKUBO!Aizen, not Improv!Aizen. Things are different because he's actually more devious than Canon!Aizen (or he is a time traveling version, and this is actually Rebuild of Bleach).I personally think he's trying to get recruited by Squad 0, so that he can get a king's key without losing SS's trust.
>>26057533>Thread (XII) at Suptg- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25667025/Cosgrove, why are you still linking to the 12th thread in your introductions?
I feel kind of sorry for Hitsuguya. I mean, if half the players have their way he'll be dead by the time this is over. He seems to get a lot of hate for the fact that, well if the situation had been reversed I'm not sure Momo would have gotten this much hate.I mean I don't even think Byakuya did when he pulled this and he actually tried to kill Ichigo. Not to mention Rukia was his sister in all but blood.
"You're...Yoruichi?”The woman gives you a nod. “Got it in one. Shame the mood’s bad. I had wanted to see your face when I transformed but…”She shrugs and you give her a weak grin before turning to your friends, all of them. You turn to the four you helped… shinigami-ify? Is that the term? Regardless, you look at them."Would you four mind coming with me? Your transformation into Arrancars was enhanced by that thing, so it might help Urahara figure out exactly what's going on."They nod their heads as Harribel raises the sword she has in hand. In fact all of them have swords it seems. “Where you go, we go.”Lilynette waves her arm. “Can we go, too? We’ll be good, right Starrk?” The man gives a mumbed groan and she grins. “Please?!”You look at them before letting out a sigh and nodding.“Alright everybody, we're going on a little field trip. We're a guest in Mr. Urahara's home, so I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Ishida, can you work no the clothes situation?”He raises an eyebrow. “I only have physical materials, Kurosaki.Nothing that would work for them.”You look at the four women, before looking at you Kosode and tearing it up, giving them parts of the coat to cover themselves.As they look… more decent, now, there’s no time to waste. “Let’s go.”You head out, feeling your friends following you to Urahara’s shop. When you open the door and step inside, you see Tessai and Urahara leaving over a laying down Chizuru, with what looks like computer screens over her. Urahara pauses and looks up at you. “Good, you made it. Tessai, can you handle that?”The large man nods his head and gestures towards the entrance of the training area. “Of course. Ichigo, would you please bring your friends in here. We’re working out here and need the space. Furthermore, you could use some time with your friends.”>agree, trust Urahara>hell no, I’m staying>write in
Hook up our various virgin friends with Harribel's fraccion
>>26060671>I believe that's a kidney, actually>DAMNIT GIN I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOUR SASS!
>>26060671>he then proceeds to put hinamori back together and blames it entirely as mayuri'>inplying everyone wouldn't believe him because mayuris fuck insane at the best of times.
>>26060686He never actively tried to kill his adopted sisterwife.
>>26060685That... is a very good question. has the opening post really not been changed since the 13th?
So, to start thinking about it as Cosgrove writes:Our basic objectves are, in decreasing order of priority:Rescuing Momo (and Rukia if she needs to be rescued)Revealing Aizen to be a bastardBeating the stupid out of ShiroSo, ideas about how we go about these?
Random thought just occured to me.What if they believe her?I mean, the Way Aizen does things and such it probably won't magically solve itself for us, but that's a funny mental image.Kick in the door, guns at the ready.... only to find Aizen's been arrested and Hinamori's already packing her shit to come home with a totally resolved situation having happened off-screen.
>>26060689>agree, trust UraharaUrahara is fairly trust worthy all in all.
>>26060689>agree, trust Uraharaits Social Link time
>>26060689"Fine. But before you get any funny ideas, that thing seems to react very dramatically to threats."
>>26060690Seems... appropriate.Nel with Hanatarou.Chizuru with Harribel?
>>26060689Trust. For now.Also what, if any, has Keigo amd mizuro's reactions too mostly-naked women been so far?
>>26060689Agree.As much as I loathe this idea, in character we trust our buddies.
>>26060723Toshiro is a little detective. In canon he and Unohana were the only ones to figure out something was up.
>>26060723>aizen>arrested without uspick 1 m8
>>26060689We should trust him for now. He has done a lot for us and the least we can do is trust him until he gives us a reason otherwise.
>>26060740Yeah, might wanna warn him about that. All in all, trust. Sure, he's mysterious and such, but really, has he lead us wrong so far?
>>26060689>agree, trust UraharaThe dude's letting Arrancar into his house, he trusts us to keep an eye on them. Plus, he's bent over backwards for us so far, it would be a dick move to crowd him while he's doing something this important
>>26060721Well, we need to prove that Aizen has proclaimed himself god-king of Hueco Mundo, in a way that all the illusions in the world can't hide.
>>26060689Sure but can you tell me what the hell is going on here
>>26060689Trust! i wanna talk to friends, find out about whats been happening with Tatsuki, Keigo and Mizuiro in more detail. Also, any way to make Chad more important.
>>26060689They can wait at the training area, but we stay. I'm trusting him less and less as we move forward.
>>26060689"If you are sure I can't help."We need to rest and recover so we can be on our best capabilities when we go for the rescue itself.
>>26060689>agree, trust UraharaWe mainly came in case we were needed and to get answers once he was done with the examinations.
>>26060689>hesitant trustI'm scared that trust is an option. Terrified even.
>>26060745Though, in all honesty, I can see some form of Friends With Benefits happening with Harribel and hers.
>>26060689>write in"Urahara-san, these four were helped into their current forms by that orb thing in Chizuru; I thought that bringing them here might help tell you what's going on."Then follow Tessai.
>>26060723Aizen: Oh thank god it's finally over, I thought I'd ended up in control of some artifact of unlimited power and become obsessed into becoming some sort of spirit king.
>>26060723SS isn't anywhere near that competent.
>>26060689"Alright, just let me know if anything happens.""Also, I wouldn't advise trying to out and destroy it. It reacts.... violently."
>>26060689>>agree, trust Urahara"Is it that urgent, though? Her condition seemed to have stabilized."
>>26060701>"You honestly think this hackjob is MY doing?! HOW DARE YOU! Look! She even has AS carved into her neck! I don't even know english! Those aren't even my initials!"
>>26060689Agree, but tell him if he does anything, the Hogyoku will probably kill him.
>>26060794Good point. Ask the four of them if they'll be okay without us in the room. We trust him, at least at the moment, but they don't even know the guy.
>>26060721For rescuing? >Bust down front door, start fighting everybody>acquire Hanatarou (who we hook up with Kukkaku), Kenpachi, and other nice Shinigami if we run into them>avoid Yamamotofor revealing Aizen?>hope he fucks upBeating the stupid out of Shiro?>Apply fist to face>repeat as necessary
I feel he's going to trap us in the training area.
>>26060796ImprovAizen turns himself in."I can't do it anymore. I've gone over a hundred years without the promised lapdances and it's spiraled away from me so hard that I'm sure it's not going to happen. Also, it was all Gin's idea."
>>26060701> Mayuri is brought in front of the council> "Listen, I swear, I haven't been dissecting anyone! You have to believe me! Does this look like the face of a man who lies?"> Hinamori's mangled corpse is brought in front of him as evidence> "...okay, seriously, I have no idea who this bitch is."
>>26060834I am amused no end that Kenpachi gets lumped in with "nice shinigami".
>>26060842We can open Garganta.It's not exactly effective.
I can't be te only person who thinks Hanatarou is insufferably annoying can I?Also I quiver at the thought of lesbian ninjas soon.
>>26060745Harribel with Mizuiro. He doesn't have a good relationship with his mother, he prefers older women, and Harribel is quite the mom.Chizuru with Sung-sun, she needs someone to dominate.Apacci with Keigo.Mila Rose X Chad, OTP
>>26060842I am reasonably sure we can bust out - Garganta and all - and Urahara's smart enough to know that would end any sort of friendly relations with us.
>>26060794Yeah might as well point that out.
>>26060792I don't see we going after them like that, it'd be a bit of a dick move against our girlfriends.On the other hand, I totally see Orihime pushing us to them for some insane reason. :P
>>26060821Aizen: OBJECTION! If you don't know english, how do you know it's an A and an S?
>>26060689>“Where you go, we go.”>mfw we have a legion of hot arrancar women following us now
>>26060847>Also, it was all Gin's idea.>Gin's reaction when
>>26060852>"Wait... you think /I/ did that? Maybe I cut corners occasionally, but there is no way my works would be so sloppy. I am offended,"
>>26060821Clearly this body looks just like the other thirty ones we found right out side your hq in the street, I think the only reason your raising a stink about this is she's a lt and those still don't grow on trees yet.
>>26060873Not to mention us and our dad.
>>26060862he's a very nice mansmiles often, laughs just as much, is trusted by children who he lets ride on his backsounds like a standard hero to me
>>26060689>Agree, trust Urahara."It's energy hungry, goes berserk if threatened, and can level and entire city block. That's all the info I know about this. I really hope you know what you are doing."How's the training and power development going with the rest of our friends?
>>26060689>agree, trust UraharaFill him in on our observations of the thing.
"Yoruichi-sensei...out of everyone with a grudge against Aizen...between the Shoten, my dad, and Shinji's group...are there any among them who know someone is the Soul Society who would listen earnestly to us if we were to contact them through kido,"
I know it's probably stupid, but I have this fear Tessai, mister Kido badass, is gonna seal all us Hollow bitches in the training room. Nice and easy to do with just the one entrance.
>>26060866we should try and bring Soi Fong home with us if she attacks us. give the cat a pet bee and all
We're bringing EVERYONE right?Like, Keigo, and Mizuiro, and Tatsuki, and Chad, and EVERYONE
>>26060723>I can't believe I got done in by some Phoenix Wright bullshit.>I just can't believe Yamato went ahead and acted the part of the Judge, to a T, myself.>>26060877Mayuri: Holy shit, I was right? I was just throwing out random letters!
>>26060877Mayuri: I know LATIN, you fool!
>>26060892>"FINE!">Snatches away piece of paper.>"I'll pay the littering fee. Bloody leeches..."
Still waiting for Chizuru to change Ichigo into a girl
>>26060903OOC, we know Ukitake is the most likely, I think. Him and Shunsui are totally bro-tierOh god, imagine the look on Shunsui's face when we tell him we've got two girlfriends who are okay with sharing.
>>26060852>>26060821>>26060887>"bring me a live subject, I'll prove my this shoddy corpse isnt my work. Better yet, one of you step down. I'll dissect you instead!"
>>26060911yepthis is not a sting opwe are going full Rip and Tear on these fools until they see sense through the beatings
>>26060908And then what?I mean they should know better than to push us.
>>26060872Ichigo Kurosaki, King of Hueco Mundo, union of Shinigami and Quincy, and Shipper Extraordinaire
C-can we seduce Yumichika?
>>26060931Don't you mean had for the course of one day?
>>26060911No.No Arrancar.Arrancar means Yamamoto does things.And when Yamamoto does things, we are killed to death.
>>26060714She was going to be executed and removed from the cycle of reincarnation. He didn't do a thing to stop it. In fact when Ichigo showed up to save her he fought him. Doesn't really put him in a much better boat. At least if Toshiro killed Momo she could reincarnate.
>>26060943We don't stand a chance.
>>26060689We are going to chastise Momo heavily after this, right? Ice shota was just doing his shitty job but he was still going to kill us, you can't just basically let him go when we said we would go to SS for her even if we /die/.
>>26060962WE ARE HALF HOLLOWYAMAMOTO IS ALREADY GONNA DO THINGS
>>26060956We could, but we will not.
>>26060931>two girlfriends>implying that once we can have a social chat with Shunsui we won't be in double digits
>>26060933>Kenpachi proceeds to completely undress, and stands before Mayuri, buck naked, with an insane shit eating grin.>"...Challenge accepted."
>>26060956If we're going down that route, I have to veto Yumichika.He's just not fabulous enough anon.
>>26060912>momo spirit channeler...>channeling maya.
>>26060931He'd probably whip out a pen and notepad ask if the lesson could begin right then.>>26060967It's because he's such a by-the-rules hard-ass. There were hints that he wasn't exactly cool with it IIRC.
>>26060977Don't forget Quincy!
>>26060977Nah, he might not give enough of a shit.
>>26060957We'll get momo back.And gloat at the looks on all the captain's faces when she makes out with us and Orihine as soon as she's freed.
>>26060866>Hanatarou>>26060866>insufferably annoyingYou poor deluded fool. And it doesn't matter what you think, he'll be our White Mage. And nobody fucks with the White Mage.
>>26060911No, that's really stupid and just asking for Yamamoto to decide that the threat is dire enough to take the field himself and absolutely wreck our shit.
>>26060911Of course. In canon, it was four people: Ichigo, Chad, Orihime, and Ishida. Now, we've also got Tatsuki, Chizuru, Keigo, Mizuiro, Nel, Harribel, her fraccion, Starrk, and Lilynette. That's fifteen fucking people. This isn't a tactical raid, this is a declaration of war.
>>26060967how does the soul society reincarnation work if you get double death'd anyway?
Okay, so now, we're FINALLY going to start seeing Rukia againyaaaaaayOf course, she's going to be really pissed at us for suddenly becoming a masta playa but still, yaaaaay
>>26061005A war we can't win, shit for brains.
Rolled 35>>26060984my fucking sides
>>26060962Doubtful. Even during the Fake Karakura arc, Yamamoto didn't do shit until directly forced to do so.Provided we don't just do a frontal charge and start tearing through officers like wet tissue paper, he'll probably remain hands-off.
>>26061011Technically it'll just be Orihime as our love interest until we save Momo.Also, Rukia probably has much more pressing concerns.Like having her whole life ruined because she heard too much.
>>26061005Yoruichi was there too.Honestly we should just take the Earth crew sans Honshu + Yoruichi.
>>26061002Not only that, but we'll pump him up with the almighty power of character development. By the time we're done with him, he's going to be this world's version of Neville Longbottom - a coward turned pure badass.
>>26060985He's basically Vega from Street Fighter, though. Yumichika is pretty goddamn awesome, and also pretty some homo. If we HAVE to add a man to our harem he'd be one of my first choices.
>>26060973We'll tell her off a bit, but only after we've had days of "holy shit we're still alive" threesomes.
>>26060977Not enough to get him to act. Bring arrancar and vasto lorde into SS will force him to kill all our current allies. Some captains will probably die too and make it easier for Aizen to get the Oken.
>>26061023I don't know, I'm thinking that our long-term victory can only be earned by seeming like underdogs, and a bunch of super-strong hollows isn't a good way of doing that.
>>26060984>...On second thought, sure, just arrest me right now.
>>26061005Only 4 of those are Captain level or higher (that we know of). All 10 of the Espada were killed by Ichigo and the Captains (minus Aizen, Gin, and Tohsen). Only 2 of those kills were Ichigo.We're going to need a bigger army.
>>26061016Wolfboy.harribel.OrihimeThe hogyokuUs, with our fucking absurd powers of social links.We would soon be king of mexico and afterlife japan.
>>26060972Our definate resources>Ichigo, retarded strong super-hybrid>Chizuru, reality warper Extrordinaire>The rest of the Spooky Ghost Club, each of which is probably at lieutenant-level already>Two Captain-level Shinigami>Two Espada-level Arrancar>Three Fracciones>the god-awful beatstick that is Staark(who we will not be letting fight Shunsui)we may also have Visored help, if Kisuke calls them inAnd we can all mask our spirit energy, so they won't know how powerful we are
>>26061049If we add a man to our harem, can we add someone badass instead?I'd prefer a baldy over Yumichika myself
>>26061016>>26061005>Go in as one giant group smashing through the gate instead of scattered by Shiba-brand explosive transport>Smash everything though the power of FRIENDSHIP
>>26061016If we get bankai and the hollow evolution we could. Yamamoto was stalemated by captain tuberculosis and captain bro, and if we're lucky we can kill him before he has a chance to activate bankai.
>>26061071Not to mention, if the arrancars get into fights, it won't be an issue of holding back for the Shinigami. They will literally do everything they can to slaughter our new buddies, no holds barred.
>>26061061If they don't missbehave to bad they'll probably be spared, mostly because they aren't mindless hollows anymore so they'd at worst end up with Mayuri.
>>26061081So, you want to add Kenpachi to the Harem?
>>26061088>>26061079Yeah no.Keep the powergaming to a minimum.Do you have any idea how big Yamamoto's dice pool is?
>>26060886"Even now the guilt is evident on his face! I just wanted lap dances! Gin was the one pushing me further and further!"
>>26061081isn't Yumichika actually stronger than Baldy? like, significantly?
>>26061005Ops - It can still be a tactical raid. Operations control is Mizuiro and a set of people to defend him/move him. He keeps everyone in communication and relays relevent info from Shiba House with maps of the court of pure souls.Delegation - The public face of the tactical infiltration. Shiba Isshin has resurfaced and is liasoning an attempt at treating with Soul Society on behalf of the Heuco Mundo Liberation Front, Arrancarr Hollows who want to live in peace, but their homeland has been taken over.Infiltration - Lead by master Ninja Yoruichi, this group consists of Ichigo, Orihime, Ishida, and Keigo to covertly move through the court toward the objective of Momo.Backup - here there be dragons. Dragons include Tatsuki, Chad, and Stark. Chad will punch things if we get discovered.
>>26061102>StalematedOnly because the old man wasn't trying to kill them.
>>26061102A: He wasn't even trying to kill themB: Why the fuck would we do that what the fuck is wrong with you
>>26061111>How many dice does Yamamoto roll?Yes.>What?Yes.
>>26061063If we all go stelthy from the beginning instead of Canon-ichigo' "charge the gate" shit, then we can bring all of the arrancar and not play them unless it comes down to a big showdown.
>>26060745>>26060690>how about no
Rolled 20, 9, 1, 10, 9, 2, 7, 9, 1, 12, 11, 13, 19, 17, 16, 19, 5, 16, 1, 16, 20, 14, 15, 3, 19 = 284>>26061111Probably this big.
>>26061111Oh, it's only about 50d6......times larger than ours.
>>26061071Do you guys not think ahead? If we go to war with SS right now, we'll lose. Yamamoto could kill us all in a heartbeat. Even if we won, the balance of souls would start ending worlds while the Royal Guard would wreck our shit
>>26061081Let's just not add any. If men need to be seduced, we'll let someone else handle it. Ichigo has never shown a hint of being bisexual here or in canon, so let's not break character for the lulz.
>>26061132>why the fuck would we do thatBecause he's a bigger prick than Aizen?
>>26061066Are you kidding, mayuri in any canon would fucking jump at that chance. Hell, zaraki would be the perfect test subject for a live dissection....I'm actually wanting to do that now myself.
>>26061102Ah, yes, it ONLY took two of the most experienced Captains to stalemate him when he wasn't even using Bankai.That makes me feel a lot better.Can we seriously stop talking about fighting Yamamoto? He's way above our pay grade.
>>26061107There weren't a whole hell of a lot of Shinigami who held back in the first place, mostly our buddies survived because of the Blind Samurai and Kenpachi.
>>26061102Only because he didn't want to murder the men he considered sons.
>>26061142...Uh...Cosgrove...this totally doesn't count....right? I mean, you know we were just rolling just to see what Yamato would be like, right? ...Right?
>>26061121Only if he actually uses his zanpakuto correctly.
>>26061111Yamamoto rolls 1d2. He has a perk, however:Critical Master X: All crits are treated as crit successes.
>>26061165.... We get paid?
>>26061165Okay, now hear me out here: what if we seduce him? Not with ourselves but with the massive amount of women we'll have by then.
>>26061151Why do I feel a urge to see Yamamoto vs the Royal Guard?
>>26061109Not really. Shigami/hollow hybrids might get a chance to explain themselves, at least after we beat enough people up and/or Aizen reveals himself. Humans, even Quincy, can be spared on the grounds of being human, as long as they are not doing anything too problematic. Downright hollows, even with their minds back? They are going to get the "kill first, kill second, kill some more third and ask questions never" treatment. AFTER we manage to have a non violent communication channel with Soul Society, we might try to get them not to kill our Arrancar friends, as long as they don't eat humans, but before that, their appearance will mean a serious escalation of force.
>>26061165Above our paygrade, you say?"Isshin, can I get a bigger allowance?""Sure, oh son of mine, how much""How much does it cost to own the soul society?"
>>26061177It's not the right dice type.
>>26061198we get paid in lifespan
>>26061177Unless Cos calls for a 26d20 roll, then I think we're safe. Its pretty well established that rolls with the wrong dice pool don't count.
>>26061213But we don't have any down right hollows remember they metamorphed.
>>26061198Technically Shinigami receive a salary in the form of silver coins called kan. As well as able to collect bounties on various hollows and konsos in the same.I have no idea how they measure up to real world currency, but the coin looks like a 5 yen piece.
>>26061201Yamamoto is clearly asexual. He'd just be amused at our foolish attempt.
>>26061177Uncalled for roll. Unless Cosgrove asks for 25d20, it's not happening.127 threads from now, we fight Aizen. Cosgrove asks us to roll 25d20, with the simple message "You think I forgot about that, didn't you?"
>>26061162>Scaples keep breaking>Ken has a massive erection the whole time<Mayuri desperately trying to ignore it
>>26061239>INB4 he actually does that just to be the best QM ever.
>>26061260Well! It only has 3 1s and 2 20s, so it's actually a passing roll with Crit Master II.
>>26061201>implying he isn't a flamer.
>>26061260The guy actually rolled 100d20, it's just that /tg/ can't roll that many.
>>26061268>implying that Mayuri wouldn't have a science boner as well.
>>26061289Okay then we seduce him ourselves.
>>26061300Oh, I know he rolled 100d20, but there's no point in counting dice that we can't see.
>>26061313Fuck no. That's why we have Yumichika.
So, short term plans: Rest and recover for a few hours to avoid complete breakdown, then throw ourselves to heavy training until the gate is ready?
>Agree, trust UraharaYou give him a nod, before gesturing towards Harribel, Apacci, Sung-sun and Mila Rose. “There ladies go shinigami-ified by the Hogyoku. Maybe they’ll help?”Urahara shakes his head. “No, that’s a process I’d already known about. The fact that they look so humanoid means that there was a successful activation of the Hogyoku.”You give a nod and start walking towards the training area before pausing. “Also, Urahara, Chizuru said it will probably get violent if anything tries to removie it from her or threatens her. Just a warning.”He gives a nod. “I’ll be careful. I’m mainly just trying to confirm if it has become dormant again.”With those words you head down into the training area. Yoruichi stands there, along with your human and Arrancar friends, a smirk on her face.“So, Ichigo. Should I be worried? It seems almost every woman you meet falls for you.”Looks like she’s trying to break the ice, but Orihime’s face seems to be red and she seems to be having one of her daydreams again.>how do you spend your time?
>>26061213Soul Society isn't too fond of Shinigami/hollow hybrids.
>>26061341also build team spirit
>>26061260That would be sufficiently Kubo.
>>26061355Have a battle royale between the entire group.
>>26061355Training/social link time!
>>26061355first, talk with Orihime, see how she's holding upthen get everyone talking to each otherthen talk with Yoruichi about training for the next couple days
>>26061355wink-wink-nudge-nudge YoruichiIf we can get Yoruichi, we win at life/deathBut after that, go jinzen and train some more
>>26061355Social links. Find out everything we missed in the last week. Introduce the group, get them talking a little bit.Then its time for Jinzen.Afterwards INTENSE TRAINING MONTAGE!
>>26061322My point is that unless things somehow go SUPERKUBO that grouping should be forgotten about even with all the hue possibilites.>>26061355Spread your arms and give a feeble smile. "Do you feel overcome with desire yet?"Otherwise chat and get to know the new friends and catch up with old ones.
>>26061355First things first- catch up with friends and family that we were separated from during the training week.
>>26061355Apologize for forgetting to bring catnip. Catch up with everyone. See how everyone's training is going.Spar with Yoruichi, if we have time.
>>26061355Train. Train Zanpakuto like crazy. Are we ready for bankai?
>>26061362The SS isn't to found of a lot of things but fortunately almost everyone high up on the food chain is either a total bro or crazy enough they would harbor such abominations
>>26061355PUT ON OUR HAT AND SMILE
>>26061355So...How do i turn into a cat?
>>26061355"I don't know how this keeps happening. Maybe it's the shampoo I use?"Let's see how much our friends have progressed in power and ability, and talk with them about the past week, especially Orihime.Oh, and ask how our family is doing.
>>26061355Keep the banter up with Yoruichi "Maybe you should. I don't know what it is I'm doing so I don't know how to stop it."
>>26061407This is a good response. We may actually see Yoruichi scared for once.
>>26061355>How do you spend your time?Well, if Chad, Tats, Keigo, and Miz are here, check up on them first. Visit the family afterwards.Dunno where the Arrancar are gonna bunk though.
>>26061355Jinzen for zanpaktou training
>>26061355Catching up with our frends.They deserve to talk to us after all this time of worry.
Jokingly reply "Then you *may* want to be careful around me. You are quite stunning, after all." Then "But I never asked for this- it just... happens."
>>26061355Shake head. "You know Soul Society, what am I facing? How should I prepare?"
>>26061355"You haven't yet" wink "you alright Orihime? looks like something's on your mind"
>>26061355"That's a scary thought. I mean, at this rate I'll be literally crushed under a pile of attractive women."Pause for a moment. "... which, admittedly there are probably worse ways to die, but still."
>>26061398>feeble smilebeta pls stahp
>>26061355>Blush>"I. Don't... I don't think it's like that. So uh... what did I miss?"
>>26061355-Find out what's gone on in the last week-Learn people's new powers-Get old friends acquainted with new friends-Ask yoruichi about kido so we can put points in it-Snuggle orihime behind a rock or something, she's probably lonely after being without her boyfriend and girlfriend for a week.
>>26061429This pleaseBut also lightly flirt with Yoruichi, don't mean anything by it, just a little acknowledgement of her joke that may not be a joke
>>26061355Raise eyebrow "Y'know, before all of the stuff with ice-boy went down I was seriously considering to buy you some catnip as thanks for all the speed-training. Kinda regretting I forgot about that now."Talk about last week for them. What happened to her and Urahara that kept them from helping out when shit hit the fan? What has Orhime been doing? And also maybe talk to Stark and Lilynette because we have no idea who they are yet IC.
>>26061429Speaking of family, am I the only one who thinks Yuzu and Karin will eventually end up a Quincy/Shinigami tag team?
>>26061355"Does that include you?"
>>26061355"What are you talking about? Its only two...."Then we look over at Harribel and Friends with a look of growing horror"Oh please don't tell me Arrancar regain their sex drives when why transform. Thats not a thing that happens... right? I didn't accidentally make myself the leader of a pack of amorous warrior women did I?"Then we hide behind Orihime and await an answer.
>>26061458this plus some flirty joking between us, Yoruichi, and Orihime
>>26061355"Why Yoruichi-san, are you propositioning me?"That's all I got, if anyone is happy tossing this line in with whatever we wind up doing. >>26061429Our room is going to be crowded.with the four.
>>26061407>joke: "Ya, I'd be careful if I was you."
>>26060787Say it with me now:FULL KUBO
She's more of a cat than anything.
>>26061362And even LESS fond of Hollow/Shinigami hybrids. The order is important here. :P
>>26061429they bunk with us. we are going to need to invest in a much larger bed to hold all of our womenlike, more ridiculous in scale than Aizen's couch
>>26061452Because being chipper and upbeat and flirting with another woman is the way to go when one of your loved ones has been kidnapped and is likely to be executed while a friend is being poked & prodded because there's a fucking macguffin embedded in her with an assault on a realm full of people who'd most likely have you dead than hear you speak on principle of what you are while worrying about Aizen's fuckery is the perfect thing to do.You fucking stahp.
>>26061478>>26061407This.We'll force ourselves to smile now. Even if it hurts.then>>26061454
>>26061508>Break into Las Noches.>Steal couch.>Improv!Aizen's face.
We may also want to see how 'Hime feels about all this- we DID just bring back five very hot women, and four of them are sworn to follow us. is she okay with adding Harribel and co. Into the mix?
Is that apartment building still free? We could attempt to fix it and house all our hollow-friends there.
>>26061512can't stay down. we show weakness, the people who get support from us start doubting themselves. There is time for sadness and not being upbeat when nobody else can see us.In public, we are happy, jokey, and unstoppable
>>26061521>>26061547ya I guess I can third itthe elements are there
>>26061355"Yeah, much to Chizuru's continued chagrin, it seems."Seriously, get the story from Orihime about what happened during the week, and talk with our friends about how they're doing and the new abilities they've gotten.Then train with Yoruichi on Kido and then Jinzen to get Bankai.Maybe tell OMZ "What has your promise about friends gotten me into NOW? How do I handle all these women?"
>>26061355Ask Kai how our family has been doing, and if everyone is still in hiding or did the heat die down.If semi-return to normalcy, ask Mizuiro how he covered for everyone, and ask Kai if he's been keeping our grades up.
>>26061530>Gin! Finally I can have a normal sized couch! The monster is gone! >That couch had all the remotes.>....Fuck, now we have to send our forces to kidnap someone to get an invasion force here to distract them while we steal our remotes back!>Gettin' real sick of your shit, Aizen.
>>26061562>In public we are UraharaThere's a reason for the hat
>>26061512It's called a coping mechanism. I myself have a tendency towards ceaseless jokes and insane laughter during times of crisis.
>>26061545Harribel doesn't love us. Hollows have limited sex drive. If anything it would be a boss/secretary type relationship
writingroll me 6d100, as well.
>>26061577Somebody shop an unamused Gin face with that caption
Rolled 9, 83, 57, 47, 91, 73 = 360>>26061598This gun' be good.
>>26061530"Gin! Where's my couch?""Dunno, man. I was getting your damn tea, remember? Didn't you leave Tousen with that thing though?""...""Why did you even put the blind guy on guard duty?""Just shut up, Gin."
>>26061598>6d100Oh god I don't even know
>>26061585While true. These were formed via a Honsho powered plot rock.And why wouldnt' she want a gaggle of busty women to be with?
>>26061585>secretary in a fictional work>doesn't love her bossu wot m8
>>26061585Note to self, get Harribel to wear sexy secretary uniform.
Rolled 79, 14, 71, 15, 14, 82 = 275>>26061598Ok
>>26061530>"Gin.">"Yes Aizen?">"...Where is the couch?">"What are you talking about it's right th-- How did they steal our couch without breaking down any of the walls!?">"Fuck if I know, we actually had to build Las Noches AROUND this couch as it wouldn't fit through any doors."
>>26061577>OOOOOR we could just go to Bestbuy and get a universal remote>Gin, do I LOOK like a man with extra money to kick around?>You walk around with three rolls of singles in your pocket at all times...>IT'S COMING GIN I CAN FEEL IT!
Rolled 100, 11, 5, 37, 21, 10 = 184>>26061598uh oh
Rolled 53, 63, 38, 20, 1, 23 = 198>>26061598
Rolled 41, 73, 10, 43, 23, 78 = 268>>26061609>>26061617Well fuck, guys.
Rolled 46, 89, 100, 55, 83, 77 = 450>>26061598
>>26061473Seconded. It would be good to figure this out now, as opposed to waking up in the middle of the night with all four girls on top of us.
Rolled 91, 44, 40, 5, 42, 14 = 236>>26061512Yeah, Momo is gone...we are pissed...joking aside, we need to comfort Orihime and catch up with friends, then introduce our old friends to our new friends...and share this wisdom with Uryuu...Take Ishida aside."Uryuu, I've been thinking...and I understand why the Seretei refused your Grandfather. Quincy are a people...not a volunteer organization...our power is in the blood and each of us has free will all the same. Had they accepted his offer...his dream...it would have been a fine and just alliance for the first 2 generations as we flourish again here on earth...but the Soul Society took the long view. No people stay upon the same like doctrine or faith forever. By the third generation or after, there would be schism. There would be dissent, there would be loyalist, there would be conflict. The Quincy who feel wounded pride living thinking that they live under the boot of the Shinigami would rebel...and the balance would again be in peril...and the terrible choice of extermination would be approached anew. They refused Souken Ishida's plea to spare future generations of unnecessary bloodshed. I don't know yet why they let him die...but I swear I will help you learn why while we're there"
Rolled 39, 33, 54, 60, 56, 67 = 309>>26061598Rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' WHAT
>>26061585But Ichigo has the hero geneWomen he saves always fall for him, regardless of what he saved them from or even if they don't know that he saved them
Rolled 23, 30, 56, 48, 37, 68 = 262>>26061598>fear intensifies
Rolled 6, 32, 36, 3, 80, 17 = 174>>26061637Wrong dice type, pal.>>26061629Our savior.
>>26061622Oh wow, our first crit 100Impressi->>26061626Of course
Rolled 3, 95, 1, 87, 50, 33 = 269>>26061598
>>26061650but look at the other rolls, I don't know how I feel about my roll
>>26061622 >100>>26061626 >1>>26061629 >100KUUUUUUUUUBO!
Rolled 86, 31, 57, 98, 4, 94 = 370>>26061609Other then the 9 these isn't all that bad of a roll guys.
>>26061406Not... really. Ichigo had to go through a lot of shit, in canon, to win SS over. And that was with room 46 being killed and Aizen defecting and bringing two captains with him and all tha chaos that came with that.The hippy and Mr. Coughsblood are the only ones bro enough, and they would need some solid proof to harbor us.
>>26061615Still not as sexy as the tight leather pants and jacket.
>>26061636This.We need to all sit down and have a story time and try not to be too depressed about Momo right now. The Old Man hates rain.
>>26061530Aizen: I can't fucking believe it...Gin: Come on, it can't be that bad..Aizen: Gin, he come to my fucking house, took out a bunch of my espada, destroyed my lab...Gin: ok it is that badAizen: and took my fucking couch, the one night I had a horny arrancar bitch promising me lapdance on that fucking couch, that's it Gin, I'm done fucking around, from this point onward WE PLOT, we are not going to improvise anymoreGin: if it made you feel any better, I totally fucked Rangiku on that couch, many time, especially hard on the side that you seem to favor so much.
I got time to edit the fic...
>>26061677Please don't make this into a subsection of waifu wars.
>>26061710I feel clothing options are going to overtake waifu wars pretty soon. We seem locked into harem mode
>>26061685Aizen: MEDAMNIT HE STOLE MY CONTACTS!Gin: ...you wear contacts?Aizen: FUCK YES I WEAR CONTACTS DO YOU THINK THE GLASSES WERE ALWAYS FOR SHOW!?
Rolled 18, 64, 67, 57, 47, 100 = 353>>26061598Rollan
>>26061673Why not bring Nel? She can attest to having spent time working for Aizen, give his physical description, tell them his plans and everything else.
>>26061729Because people can't let it fucking go. I really wish they would though since it's outstandingly stupid.
>>26061746Because she is a hollow.Soul society has been known to look unkindly upon that.
>>26061746Because we can always go get her later?
>>26061733>big fight happens>improvaizen is sick of our shit>he literally gets a shonen powerup by us keeping on stealing his crap
I would like to remind everyone that if you delete your post containing a dice roll, HE WILL PENALIZE US FOR IT BY MAKING IT AUTO FAIL, NO EXCEPTIONS. So please, just go with what you got for all our sakes. Thank you.
>>26061746what is hollow
>>26061758we are hollowand quincyand already at least captain levelthere's going to be a much nastier reaction to us than in canon
>>26061585Yeah, you say that, but we have examples of some pretty sexual hollows in canon, and the tres made some flirtatious remarks- HOLLOWS may have reduced sex drive, and AIZEN'S arrancar most likely had reduced sex drives because they were soldiers. These arrancars are made from CHIZURU.
>>26061780It wasn't the right dice type stupid.
>>26061710>warThere's not a war between leathers and a secretary outfit, any more than there's a war between men and ants. One is clearly superior, and the other can fuck off.
>>26061729Yeah no.No bringing in more women without Hinamori's consent and at least liking them.Which means right now until Hinamori is rescued, the position of 'love interest' will be filled by Orihime.
>>26061800... Oh shit. Ichigo is going to get raped, isn't he?
>>26061770*the plot gem reacts to him*Aizen: DON'T YOU SEE? NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO WIN I WANT TO CAVE YOUR FACE IN MORE, YOU THIEVING PIECE OF SHIT!
>>26061780No, he rescinded that because of how easy it would be for some chucklefuck to screw us over. He takes the second-highest result now.
>>26061636>It is not wrong to be born into this world with power Ichigo. I will not forgive nor forget what tragedies they caused because of an accident of blood.Seriously guys this is crazy nazi logic at its finest right here.
>>26061800And they may or may not want to do it with their mother and father.
>>26061746The only reason to bring Nel to SS is to set her up with Kyouraku. I think they'd make a great couple, and the dynamics between their respective underlings would be amazing. His lieutenant would hate those two so much.
>>26061789They don't know that, stop saying they do. All they could have are half-formed guesses
>>26061789Technically, as long as it becomes clear that we're taking care not to leave corpses behind, it might alter their opinion.Also, the reason I want to level up kido is so we can learn healing. It'll make things a lot easier in the long run, and we have more than enough power to spare.
>>26061818And then we remember all the shit he's done.*plotrock reacts to Ichigo*Aizen: Oh. Uh. Fuck.
>>26061825I'm commenting on why they refused to work with him as an early warning system. The Quincy under and after Bach almost plunged the world into ruin.
>>26061837reiatsu sensingwe get into a fight, they feel all the fucked up things coming off of us, and then send everything to kill our shit
>>26061831Fuck what happened to her two little buddies anyhow? what with her not being able to protect them.
>>26061636No.We aren't saying shit about the Quincy until we learn the truth about Yhwach.
>>26061837Actually, if Hitsugaya went back to SS with Momo, then he has ACTUALLY FOUGHT us. We masked up in that fight, didn't we? And beat him. Sorta. As a group.So they probably don't know the QUINCY thing yet, but they know about the hollow for sure, and while they probably don't consider us Captain level, we're likely being considered as at least in the same ballpark.
>>26061789Which is really why we shouldn't pull our mask out constantly while in SS. Sure the ice shota has probably spilled the beans (though not necessarily) and 'hollowfication' is an issue on their minds because Aizen is a dick and deceiving them.But still, we should try not to BECOME THEIR MOST HATED ENEMY BEFORE THEIR VERY EYES when we're fighting denizens of SS.
>>26061877Mayuri's going to call dibs on dissecting us so hard.
>>26061876We don't know that yet.
>>26061876That's certainly a perspective that justifies eugenics.
>>26061885fair enough, I just thought it was an interesting extrapolation. Also I didn't say we agreed with it, just think we understood why.
>>26061867>Drops sword>Curls up in fetal position>"I... I want to go home."
Can arrancar breed?I know shinigami can apparently breed, but can arrancar?
>>26061894Which means we need to work with our zanpaktou and see where things stand with Zangetsu.
>>26061885This. We don't talk about shit we don't fully understand, and Ichigo knows there are other Quincy out there. We're not pissing of Ishida.
>>26061877>>26061889Didn't Ichigo turn nearly full hollow fighting Byakuya in bankai and they didn't do anything?
>>26061914only one way to find out
>>26061831As hilarious as it would be for Nel's fraccion to drive Nanao up the wall with their antics, I'm not too sure about Nel and Kyoraku having a relationship. It's... not really a ship I can imagine anytime soon.
>>26061914Unknown. We will need to test this in-game.