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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
Valkyrian Mercs Quest: Part 37 07/15/13(Mon)22:17 No.26038126
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Valkyrian Mercs Quest: Part 37 Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)22:17 No.26038126
Things are getting tense now in VALKYRIAN MERCS QUEST!

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/BxU7VTKr

Don't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_Wiki

You are JAGER STURMFUHRER, leader of the fledgling mercenary company DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ. In addition to fighting Imps for money and vengeance, you have your own private mission to hunt down Karla, your former fiance who sided with the Imperials and destroyed your home.

You first arrived in the Federation nation of Albion to help defend it against a possible amphibious attack. However, your boots barely hit the deck before you were assigned a mission to break up a spy ring. However, through a chain of extraordinary events, you not only smashed the spy ring apart, but also managed to capture an Imperial u-boat (mostly) intact, and figh off an Imperial amphibious invasion by defeating their leader, Belkan Knight Sir Fleisher.

You then moved on to Ustio, where you helped the beleaguered defenders fend off an Imperial offensive and stage a counterattack. While there, you also took care of a personal mission for Qyburn, got a new weapon called the Buzzbomb, recruited some new squad members, and helped Isolde regain her honor by defeating the Knight leading the Imperial forces in the area, breaking the back of the Imperial offensive.

You then returned to Gallia to help the Loyalists fight the GRA and rescue Archduchess Cordelia. You also finally decided to move on from your past and start a relationship with your longtime friend and XO, Sam.

(cont)
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:19 No.26038165
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:19 No.26038165
>>26038126
Dear MC,
Stop toying with my feelings.
Love,
Me.

PS: Wrenloft, don't you dare roll even once.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:21 No.26038211
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:21 No.26038211
>>26038165
>PS: Wrenloft, don't you dare roll even once.
I'll second that.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:22 No.26038225
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:22 No.26038225
>>26038126
>Inb4 Karla takes the assassins head off at the hips with a borrowed combat knife.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/15/13(Mon)22:23 No.26038239
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)22:23 No.26038239
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>>26038126
Currently, you're in the midst of a hostage situation in the middle of a peace conference. An assassin whose target was President Harling of the Federation has had his plans foiled, and in retaliation, he's taken Sam hostage in last desperate bid to complete his mission.

The ball goes on around you regardless, as you and the assassin are still keeping things on the down low. However, he's got all the advantages right now, and you're stuck on what to do.

"Back off!" The assassin hisses, his fingers tightening on his concealed holdout pistol.

"You use that and you've got nothing to take out Harling with." You point out.

"Shut up!"

You try to review your options. In the nearby window, you see a few flashes of light from one of the castle towers. Undoubtedly Alek and Elsa letting you know they're watching.

You look at Sam, and can tell she's rather anxious and scared, but the way she looks at you suggests she's got something planned.

And like a wraith, you catch glimpses of dark blue hair and a black gown flitting about the crowd, slowly edging closer to the assassin.

>Let Alek take the shot.
>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.
>Have Tarin take out the assassin.
>Other
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:23 No.26038251
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:23 No.26038251
>>26038239
>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.
>Keep him talking.
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:24 No.26038262
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:24 No.26038262
>>26038239
>Let Alek take the shot.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:24 No.26038263
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:24 No.26038263
>>26038239

>Have Tarin take out the assassin.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:24 No.26038286
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>>26038239
>Let Alek take the shot.

Let the healing begin.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:25 No.26038299
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:25 No.26038299
>>26038239
>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.

Try to stall the assassin as long as possible by asking his demands.

Okay Captcha says: prison arestMe
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:25 No.26038306
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:25 No.26038306
>>26038251
>>26038239
>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.
>Keep him talking.
Seconding.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:26 No.26038313
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:26 No.26038313
>>26038239
>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.
Talk with him. Make him feel like he's in control.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:26 No.26038317
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:26 No.26038317
>>26038239
>>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.
Because all of you forgot one thing about Sam's dress.
Grandma Sturmfuhrer would never let a member of her family go into a hostile situation unprotected.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:26 No.26038320
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:26 No.26038320
>>26038299
I doubt those are going to be his demands, captcha.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:30 No.26038426
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:30 No.26038426
>>26038239
>Trust Sam to know what she's doing.
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Rolled 12

>>26038239
Thankfully, one bright side of a desperate assassin is that desperation causes them to make mistakes. One of the cardinal rules of hostage taking he had apparently forgotten was to never let the hostage know where you weapon was. The fact that he was continually poking the barrel of his gun into Sam's spine meant that she knew exactly where it was.

Meaning she knew exactly how to get out of the line of fire.

>roll 1d20
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038519
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038519
Rolled 10

>>26038506
Oh gods please
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038527
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038527
Rolled 6

>>26038506
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038531
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038531
Rolled 19

>>26038506
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038532
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038532
Rolled 2

>>26038506
Please be a 20.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038536
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:35 No.26038536
>>26038506

shit.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038538
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038538
>>26038519
mid ground not bad
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038539
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038539
>>26038519
Please be non-lethal.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038544
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038544
>>26038527
>>26038519
>>26038514
Son of a whore.
>>26038531
YOU ARE LATE.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038547
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038547
Well, fuck. Dice gods just don't like Sam.
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038548
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038548
>>26038519
Reasonable, I guess?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038558
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038558
>>26038547
ten is so so
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038559
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:36 No.26038559
>>26038547
No, Dice Gods love fucking with our emotions.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038567
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038567
>>26038531
WRENLOFT
I TOLD YOU
NO
ROLLING
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038571
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038571
>>26038558
Bad guy got a 12, though.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038572
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038572
>>26038506
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038573
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038573
>>26038547
>>26038559
We still have rerolls! I think.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038580
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:37 No.26038580
>>26038567
HE SHOULD HAVE ROLLED SOONER.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:38 No.26038585
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:38 No.26038585
At least it wasn't too bad.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:38 No.26038599
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:38 No.26038599
>>26038573
NOT YET!
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:39 No.26038609
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:39 No.26038609
>>26038573
Do it when we get a 1.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:39 No.26038619
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:39 No.26038619
>>26038573

We might not need them just yet. Rolls during combat usually go back and forth.

That said Merc has announced when we might need one. Did we burn one or two yesterday? I got confused when everybody started dropping their dice.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:40 No.26038626
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:40 No.26038626
Yknow, if we hadn't gotten a one to recruit Schnee this might have never happened.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:40 No.26038638
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:40 No.26038638
Attention drawfags:
Make us some rerolls, damn it!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:41 No.26038650
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:41 No.26038650
>>26038626

No point thinking like that. The dice have always decided how the story turns, good or bad.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:41 No.26038652
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:41 No.26038652
>>26038638
I'm not sure you really want to see my art.
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Rolled 11, 15 = 26

>>26038506
With lightning speed, Sam twists around, taking herself out of the immediate line of fire. To his credit, the assassin manages to keep proper trigger discipline and doesn't fire wildly. However, he's got pretty fast reflexes and he manages to grab Sam's arm before she can escape. They then begin to struggle, the assassin trying to get his pistol back into line.

Not wanting to miss you chance, you charge in.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038676
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038676
Rolled 6

>>26038671
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038679
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038679
I pray for 1s.

Because seeing Sam die will fuck Jager over so hard.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038681
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038681
Rolled 10

>>26038671
GO SAM
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038683
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038683
Rolled 1

>>26038671
GO GOG OG
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038684
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038684
Rolled 1

>>26038671
FOR SAM!
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038685
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038685
Rolled 18

>>26038671
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038693
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038693
Rolled 9

>>26038671

SAM!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038695
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038695
Rolled 4

>>26038683

Good man, you are a credit to team.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038698
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:42 No.26038698
>>26038683
>>26038681
>>26038676
WHAT THE FUCK
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038699
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038699
Rolled 5

>>26038684
>>26038683
FUCKING FUCK.
>>26038685
YOU ARE LATE AGAIN.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038700
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038700
Trying to appease Dice Gods by listening to:
Sacred Worlds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLGJlDGMZE0
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038703
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>>26038683
Oh come on!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038704
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038704
>>26038679
>>26038683
>>26038684
Holy shit you people.
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038705
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038705
>>26038676
well, you're our only hope
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038710
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038710
>>26038676
>>26038681
>>26038683
>>26038684
The dice apparently want someone to get shot...
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038715
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038715
>>26038683
>>26038684

She dead.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038726
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038726
>>26038683
>>26038681
>>26038676

THE DICE GODS ARE AMUSED WITH OUR SUFFERING.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038733
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038733
Oh come the fuck on.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038734
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:43 No.26038734
R-Reroll time?
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038747
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038747
>>26038710
Well hopefully its us.
>>26038715
Wait, MC counts the first four rolls?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038754
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>>26038683
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038755
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038755
>>26038734
We didn't critfail yet.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038760
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038760
>>26038747
No only first three.
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038761
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038761
>>26038747
first three, I believe
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038764
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:44 No.26038764
Okay, new rule. Wrenloft? You're our only hope. From now on, NOBODY ROLLS until Wrenloft takes a go.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038776
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038776
>>26038760
Everyone, appease the Computer's Machine Spirit in order to appease the Dice Gods.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038777
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038777
>>26038764
Then he fucking rolls a one. Watch it will happen.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038785
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038785
>>26038734
I have a feeling one of MC's two rolls was Sam or possibly Tarin. I think we're doing badly but she isn't dead.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038786
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:45 No.26038786
>>26038760
>>26038761
Then my roll shouldn't count. Which is a small hope.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038794
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038794
>>26038671
You charge forward to try and intervene in the melee, but the assassin notices your approach, and deeming you to be an imminent threat, he manages to break his arm free and fires the pistol.

There's a little POP, and the ball goes on. Apparently, the little gun's report is not all that different from a wine bottle being uncorked.

And you feel something suddenly sting REAL bad.

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 11

>>26038794
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038809
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038809
Rolled 1

>>26038794

Let us pray.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038810
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038810
Rolled 1

>>26038794
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038811
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:46 No.26038811
Rolled 1

>>26038794
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038823
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038823
Fuck the World
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038828
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038828
>>26038809
>>26038810
RIP Jager
2013-2013
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038832
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038832
>>26038809
>>26038810
>>26038811
New rule, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO ROLL. EVER
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038834
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038834
>>26038809
>>26038810
>>26038811
OK WHO PISSED OFF THE DICE GODS!?!?!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038835
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038835
>>26038809
>>26038810
>>26038811
What.
What the
what the FUCK.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038836
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038836
Rolled 15

>>26038794

HUE
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038838
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038838
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>>26038809
>>26038810
>>26038811
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038842
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038842
Rolled 15

>>26038809
>>26038810
>>26038811
huh... what are the odds...
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038844
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038844
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038852
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038852
REROLL.
WE FUCKING REROLL.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038853
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038853
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Rolled 13

I am loving this shit.

I canot breath.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038858
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:47 No.26038858
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>>26038809
>>26038810
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038859
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038859
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ok now we use one!
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038860
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038860
>>26038842
0.0125 percent
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038862
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038862
But on a more serious note, who knows the litany that soothes the Omnissiah?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038869
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038869
I really can't take this anymore.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038879
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)22:48 No.26038879
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Yeah.... you REALLY want to use a reroll now...

Next linked roll will take it.

mfw
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038890
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038890
Rolled 9

>>26038879
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038893
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038893
Rolled 19

>>26038879
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038895
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038895
>>26038700
>Valkyria Chronicles
>listening to any Blind Guardian song that isn't VALHALLA
You're doing it wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_nmJgNcems
>>26038809
>>26038810
God DAMMIT! Apparently the dice gods are EXTREMELY vindictive Karlafags.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038898
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038898
I don't want to be a merc anymore, guys. We should just do all we can to end this war and retire if we live through this.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038900
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038900
>>26038889
FUCK YES!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038903
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038903
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>>26038809
>>26038810
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038909
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038909
>>26038889
OH FUCK THANK GOD!
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038910
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038910
>>26038889
THANK YOU BASED ANON
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Wrenloft
07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038917
Wrenloft 07/15/13(Mon)22:49 No.26038917
Rolled 19

>>26038889
marvelous
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038921
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038921
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>>26038889
AND ITS GOOD!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038924
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038924
>>26038889
I'm cring man. Thank you.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038932
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038932
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>>26038889
ha
hahaha
HA HA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038934
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038934
>>26038909
Dice Gods, Fuck you.... You beautiful sons of bitches.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038950
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038950
What the fuck? HE DELETED HIS FUCKING ROLL?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038953
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:50 No.26038953
>>26038889

You, sir, have earned a mountain of treasure.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038957
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038957
>>26038921
what a thrill
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038959
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038959
>>26038889
...

Why he delete post?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038961
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038961
Did he just fucking delete the roll.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038967
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038967
>>26038950
>>26038959
>>26038961
Troll who want's us to die?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038969
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038969
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>>26038889
My sins are erased. Thank you based Anonymous.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038973
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:51 No.26038973
So uh, that 19 still counts right MC?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038975
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038975
So why was it deleted. That 19 still counts doesn't it? The only explaination I can think of his someone who actually wanted to roll low. But that's not fair.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038976
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038976
>>26038961
Not like it doesn't count.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038977
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038977
MC, you saw that, right?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038980
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038980
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>>26038950
I still see it!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038983
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038983
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Hey, whoever was that asshole who rolled a 19 and deleted it, I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038989
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038989
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The hell man.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038997
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:52 No.26038997
>>26038980
Everyone, link this to the original.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:53 No.26039003
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:53 No.26039003
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>>26038980
>>26038989
You are good men. The best.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:53 No.26039004
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:53 No.26039004
>>26038997
MC saw it, its all good.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:54 No.26039032
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:54 No.26039032
I guess this is a good reminder to always appease your computer's machine spirit daily.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:54 No.26039033
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:54 No.26039033
It's not like anyone on 4chan doesn't use the update and quick-reply features. The only people who aren't going to see that roll will be the ones late to the thread and I'm pretty sure MC isn't.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:55 No.26039042
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:55 No.26039042
>>26039033
Those are more for the archive really.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:56 No.26039055
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:56 No.26039055
>>26039033
We have PICTURES. That means it HAPPENED.
Also, I have to be up early tomorrow to start weeding before it gets hot, but fuck that, this is more important.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:56 No.26039060
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:56 No.26039060
You know the only reason he rolled high is because he didn't want to. Everybody's luck is off in this thread. I still don't feel comfortable. I hope the rest of the night is low risk...
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:56 No.26039064
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:56 No.26039064
>>26039032
I need more incense now. And could you spare a virgin? I think my machine spirit got corrupted by Khorne.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:57 No.26039081
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:57 No.26039081
>>26039064
Wherever are we going to find a virgin on /tg/?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:57 No.26039084
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:57 No.26039084
>>26039055
AC TO MAX COOLING NOW!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:57 No.26039091
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:57 No.26039091
Rolled 9

>>26039060

Everything is just as planned.

Shitstorm included.

/Tzeentch rubbing hands in glee
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:58 No.26039108
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:58 No.26039108
>>26039091
Really?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:58 No.26039115
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:58 No.26039115
I dunno, man. It was really seeming like the Dice God wanted Sam to die. It basically required repeated cheating on the part of the quest runner to keep it from happening.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)22:58 No.26039117
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)22:58 No.26039117
>>26039081
Needs to be a female virgin. The honored and revered spirit inhabiting my vessel is rather traditionalist, not that theres anything wrong with that.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)22:59 No.26039137
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)22:59 No.26039137
We now know that our thread has been compromised by Chaos. Everyone remain vigilant, the touch of Chaos has affected some of our machine spirits, as well as a few whose faith is found wanting.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)22:59 No.26039147
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)22:59 No.26039147
Rolled 4

>>26039115

I'm actually ok with that.

The story narrative of Jager finding some peace and then getting it torn away from him is delicious.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:00 No.26039156
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:00 No.26039156
>>26039115
But it didn't really fuck up until he shot us. Putting Sam in danger was just the god's clever ruse to kill us.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:00 No.26039162
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:00 No.26039162
>>26039115
There's only one person that bullet was going to kill and it sure as shit wasn't Sam lol
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:01 No.26039180
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:01 No.26039180
>>26039147
I already had this discussion in the last thread. Do I need to go back and screencap it for you as why that is not a good thing from a narrative perspective?
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:01 No.26039183
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:01 No.26039183
>>26039147
Thats rather sadistic of you.
>>26039162
Well if we had died we could have played as a plucky XO who had her love taken from her, and embarked on a journey of retribution.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:02 No.26039207
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:02 No.26039207
>>26039183
You mean a quick punch to the gut and strangling the guy with our bare hands?

Or the part where Sam would take the Var Mk2 and use it to TPK anyone who got in her way when she found out who hired the assassins?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:03 No.26039222
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:03 No.26039222
>>26039183
>Well if we had died we could have played as a plucky XO who had her love taken from her, and embarked on a journey of retribution.
Or a scheming princess who just had the reality of the world come crashing down on her naive plans. I'd be good with either.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:04 No.26039232
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:04 No.26039232
>>26039207
Second one. She could carve a bloody sigil on the walls of whoever hired the assassins.
>>26039222
Or a certain romance novel author with a passion for revengance.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:04 No.26039241
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:04 No.26039241
>>26039222
Por que no las dos?
>>26039232
Las tres?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:06 No.26039274
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:06 No.26039274
>>26039241
Ramirez you're drunk!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:06 No.26039282
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:06 No.26039282
>>26038961
>>26038959

I think we deserve a free re-roll for someone trying to fuck us over.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:07 No.26039291
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:07 No.26039291
Rolled 3

>>26039282

Why. It adds nothing.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:07 No.26039299
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:07 No.26039299
>>26039282
Nah. MC saw what happened. He's cool like that.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:08 No.26039314
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:08 No.26039314
>>26039282
Let's not be entitled whiners. Everything is working out okay (we hope)
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:08 No.26039324
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:08 No.26039324
Where is my SamxKarlaxBarrel drawfriend? You said there would be SamxKarlaxBarrel!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:09 No.26039329
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:09 No.26039329
>>26039291
I meant a stored extra one. Another re-roll to add to the last of total re-rolls we haven't used yet.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:09 No.26039335
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:09 No.26039335
>>26039274
Ramierez, drink that bottle of tequela with your hydration blader.
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:09 No.26039350
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:09 No.26039350
>>26039299
MC sees all. He knows all. He has seen the end of time, and the beginning of the galaxy. He is the nameless fear in the dark that has driven the men to light.


H͔̘͚̘͗ͭ̈ͧ̚̚e̒̓̄̇̒ ͖̻͚͚̘̋͛͋͂̎̀ć͓̬͖͙̻̤̍͝o̘̺̲̥̞̲m͎͇̩̗̝̞ͥ̌ͣ̎ͅe̤͓̲̐͋͒̇͛s̫͍͉̲̯ͪ̾ͯ͝
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:10 No.26039362
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:10 No.26039362
>>26039147
You and I are going to be great friends.

>>26039282
No. Stop trying to take advantage of the situation.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:12 No.26039392
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:12 No.26039392
Rolled 15

>>26039329

No, I mean the implication that someone trying to fuck this quest over is adding enough intrinsic value to the quest, enough to warrant a reroll.

It's not like folks don't vote for hue options.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:13 No.26039416
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:13 No.26039416
>>26039350
Ramirez, slay that elder god with that dynamite! Spend 5 clue tokens for an elder sign!
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:14 No.26039451
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:14 No.26039451
Rolled 14

so how many rerolls left to expend before the hue is here to stay?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:15 No.26039459
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:15 No.26039459
>>26039416
Can't we just wait for Tarin to pick one up from the curiosity shop? She's got like 15 bucks!
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:15 No.26039461
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:15 No.26039461
>>26039451
2 or 3.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:15 No.26039478
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:15 No.26039478
>>26039451
2 and calm your tits. It was more a guy trying to take advantage of a bad situation over a master ruseman.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/15/13(Mon)23:16 No.26039500
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)23:16 No.26039500
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>>26038879
And that's all you feel, a rather annoying sting in your shoulder. Fortunately for you, at this range, the holdout pistol's power has been significantly reduced. Still, it stings pretty bad, though.

At this point, Sam manages to slap the weapon out of the assassin's hand and it goes clattering away on the floor and lost in the sea of feet and table legs.

That leaves the assassin open to your wrath. You just give the man an evil grin and crack your knuckles menacingly.

>Hit him.
>Hit him hard.
>Hit him HARD.
>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!
>Actually, let the girls have their way with him.
>Other
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:16 No.26039505
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:16 No.26039505
I have a bright idea: after you see three or whatever needed rolls, STOP MOTHERFUCKING ROLLING. as many good scores are wasted on empty rolls.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039514
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039514
Rolled 9

>>26039500

>Actually, let the girls have their way with him.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039519
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039519
>>26039500

>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!

I'm really sick of this guy's shit.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039525
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039525
>>26039459
>Mythos phase

Always fucks you over somehow.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039528
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039528
>>26039500
>>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!
HE IS ALREADY DEAD.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039533
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039533
>>26039500
>Hit him.
>Hit him hard.
>Hit him HARD.
>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!
>>
Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039534
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039534
>>26039500
>>Actually, let the girls have their way with him.
Sam knocked us out in one punch that one time.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039535
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039535
>>26039500
>Hit him HARD.
>Then let the girls have their way with him.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039541
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:17 No.26039541
Rolled 14

>>26039500

>OTHER

Bundle him out of the ballroom.

THEN GO TO TOWN

The Show Must Go On. Without Interruptions.

Like a fistfight on the floor.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:18 No.26039558
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:18 No.26039558
>>26039500
>Other
All of the fucking above.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:18 No.26039564
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:18 No.26039564
>>26039500
>>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!

I would try to level up it into an Asura's wrath reference but I can't think of how to do it.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039572
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039572
>>26039500
>>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!

Revenge is a bitch mate.

Also, Merc, sent you those images I promised.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039573
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039573
>>26039500
>THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039587
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039587
Rolled 15

You guys are starting a fistfight in the ball room.

Infront of all the dignitaries.

Ask yourself this. Is this wise?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039589
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039589
>>26039500
>>Actually, let the girls have their way with him.
"You know, son. I am going to do the worst thing I can right now. And that is not beat you to death. I am going to just stand here and watch you get minced to pieces so small, ain't no one going to know who you were."
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039592
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:19 No.26039592
>>26039573
I support this.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039605
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039605
>>26039500
>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZdFQcKvjk&t=01m08s
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039609
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039609
>>26039587
I wouldn't say it'd be a fistfight, just an outright beat down.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039610
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039610
>>26039587
Son, we just got shot. We are the least disturbing thing to happen tonight.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039616
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:20 No.26039616
>>26039500
We mad now.

>motherfucking north star
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:22 No.26039647
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:22 No.26039647
>>26039500
>Calmly excuse ourselves with Sam and a few others
>At least leave Rameriz on guard duty
>Take him out back with Elizabeth and fuck his shit up as severely as possible
>MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T SWALLOW A PILL OR POP A GRENADE
>Get him to our sub and hold him there to be grilled for whatever more information we need

I think I'm missing something...Oh yeah-

>Bandage ourselves.

We come back to the ball

>"My those GRA are really persistent, no?"
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:22 No.26039651
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:22 No.26039651
Rolled 15

>>26039610

The shot was the sound of a champagne pop.

The masquerade is still in effect.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:23 No.26039673
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:23 No.26039673
>>26039500
Hit him with the god hand
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:23 No.26039682
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:23 No.26039682
>>26039651
We are bleeding. People can put two and two together. I'm actually surprised they didn't notice Sam's little maneuver.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:24 No.26039714
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:24 No.26039714
Rolled 7

>>26039682

I've yet to hear a scream. That means Not Yet, thought.

Enough reason to get out before they do and avoid an incident.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:25 No.26039730
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:25 No.26039730
>>26039682
They're nobles, they're used to assassination attempts at court, so long as nobody bring huge amounts of attention to it, it's politely ignored.

It doesn't do to pay too much attention to the staff and all.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:26 No.26039769
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:26 No.26039769
>>26039682
I don't really care. I just want to punch a man who only made it this long because he had the luck of the fucking devil on his side.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:27 No.26039777
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:27 No.26039777
>>26039682
>Sam manages to slap the weapon out of the assassin's hand and it goes clattering away on the floor and lost in the sea of feet and table legs.

Merc seems to be implying that we can maintain the masquerade if we really want to. Let's not blow this. Do what we have to to cover up the wound, hug Sam close to us like a jealous lover directing her attention from another guy, putting a napkin on our wound real quick, anything. Then let's vacate quietly and calmly and beat the shit out of the fucker in private or in our own sub where we can grill him as long as we want.

Assuming he doesn't swallow a pill or anything. Might want to try to make sure that it doesn't happen.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:28 No.26039809
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:28 No.26039809
>>26039777
A very good point.

Counterpoint: By this time, Jager is too mad to care.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:28 No.26039810
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:28 No.26039810
>>26039777
This is true. Take him out back, then?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:32 No.26039904
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:32 No.26039904
>>26039777
Elizabeth still has a victim, I mean, interrogation subject.

As for making a scene we can later say something like "No ticket!" or "You're fired!"
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:32 No.26039921
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:32 No.26039921
>>26039904
Or just point out our new hole.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:34 No.26039960
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:34 No.26039960
>>26039809

ALSO a good point.

>>26039810
>>26039904

Counterpoint:
>Hit him with the fury of the Fist of the Motherfucking North Star!
>"HOW DARE YOU LAY A HAND ON MY SAM! I DEMAND YOU STEP OUTSIDE THIS INSTANT"

Try to flash looks at a few key people we want following after us and while the bastard's winded drag him somewhere private.
>>
Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:34 No.26039966
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:34 No.26039966
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Rolled 10

>>26039921

And tell the whole room when we were specifically asked to keep the assassination attempt quiet.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:36 No.26039991
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:36 No.26039991
>>26039921
Fine. Fine...

We accuse him of being drunk on the job and escort him out.

Then we should really change shirts. We have high stakes drunken chess after this. The fate of EWii hangs in the balance.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:37 No.26040024
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:37 No.26040024
>>26039966
Doesn't have to be an assassination attempt. Could be some of those damn GRA.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:40 No.26040091
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:40 No.26040091
Finally made it to a living thread, by the way, nice rolls guys.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:40 No.26040102
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:40 No.26040102
>>26039991
Fuck that. I want JAGER STORMFUHER to unleash MANLY FURY upon a DASTARDLY ROGUE trying to WOO OUR WOMAN

>FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
>HOW DARE YOU SIR
>ESCORT HIM OUT FOR 'MANLY DUEL' OVER A MAIDEN'S HONOR

It's almost in character and it's outrageous enough to cover up something like an assassination, assuming we can disguise our wound or stop the bleeding.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:43 No.26040152
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:43 No.26040152
>>26040102
Hey man, I'm all for hitting him. Just trying to brainstorm options.

>I said I wanted my eggs over easy!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:43 No.26040162
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:43 No.26040162
>>26040102
THIS.

>James dualigi
Captcha gets it.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:44 No.26040176
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:44 No.26040176
>>26040152
No worries, broseiden.

>WHERE ARE MY TEENY SANDWHICHES!?
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/15/13(Mon)23:45 No.26040193
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/15/13(Mon)23:45 No.26040193
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>>26039500
And at that moment, you don't really give a shit about protocol or subtlety or any of that crap. This bastard just threatened Sam, and nearly took her away from you. This bastard had to pay.

Before anybody can stop you, you aim the biggest strongest punch you can right at the assassin's face. The meaty impact can be heard through the entire room, and the assassin lands on a refreshment table, sending plates of appetizers flying everywhere.

But you weren't done. Oh no, you were just beginning.

You rush up, physically pick up the assassin and slam him down on the table. It had to be oak or something equally heavy and dense, but under your fury it may as well be made of glass. The table shatters and the assassin is left in a dazed sprawl.

Finally, your blood haze fades away and you realize everybody is looking at you.

"He said some VERY unpolite things about my date." You say simply.

Harling and the Emperor had the most bemused expressions. Grandma is nearly in stitches while Cordelia is perplexed like everybody else. On your other side, you can see Sir Erik Schnee looking on, and he gives you a respectful nod.

Eventually, General Wellings and several guards rush in and drag the assassin off, and quickly usher you and Sam out of the ballroom as well.

"Hey wait, we're not done yet-"

"Yes you are." Wellings grumps. "The ball is over anyways. My men can handle it from here."

You're brought to a service room where you see Elizabeth and the prisoner, as well as the bodies of the other assassins. The prisoner is unconscious, and Wellings has several of his soldiers combing the other assassins' bodies and clothes for anything useful.

>Ask Elizabeth what she found out.
>Ask Wellings if he found anything out.
>Other
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:45 No.26040200
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:45 No.26040200
>>26039904
>Elizabeth still has a victim, I mean, interrogation subject.


This guy has been the toughest and savviest one. Following video game logic he could be the commander of this squad. Besides, a second source of info could prove beneficial.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)23:46 No.26040229
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)23:46 No.26040229
>>26040193
>>Other
Ask if Sam is alright.
Then
>>Ask Elizabeth what she found out.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:47 No.26040237
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:47 No.26040237
>>26040176
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ISN'T ANY MORE?!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:47 No.26040254
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:47 No.26040254
>>26040193
>Ask Elizabeth what she found out.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)23:48 No.26040262
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)23:48 No.26040262
>>26040152
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY DRINK DOESN'T COME WITH THOSE UMBRELLAS?!
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:48 No.26040268
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:48 No.26040268
>>26040193
>All of it

Fuck yes.

>you can see Sir Erik Schnee looking on, and he gives you a respectful nod.

FUCK. YES.

>"Yes you are." Wellings grumps. "The ball is over anyways. My men can handle it from here."

Did we keep the masquerade? Those expressions could mean that they figured it out, but has everyone else?
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:49 No.26040288
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:49 No.26040288
>>26040229
Seconded.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:50 No.26040321
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:50 No.26040321
>>26040229
This.
Oh, and then get bandaged up.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:50 No.26040333
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:50 No.26040333
>>26040229
This.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:53 No.26040400
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:53 No.26040400
>>26040193
>>Ask Elizabeth what she found out.
>>See if Sam's fully alright
>>Treat the gunshot wound.

I like how Jager's reason was basically accepted by everyone.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:53 No.26040410
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:53 No.26040410
>>26040288
Also, can we get patched up?

And can Helloise make us a drink with a silly umbrella? Jager done earned DAT drink.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:54 No.26040422
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:54 No.26040422
>>26040321
Please, Jager Sturmfuhrer has no time to bleed and shrugs off gunfire at point blank range.

By the time this is over people might think we're a male Valkyria.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/15/13(Mon)23:55 No.26040446
Armchair Tank Commander 07/15/13(Mon)23:55 No.26040446
>>26040422
Wouldn't that be the real twist. We were actually the Vakyria in the quest.
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Anonymous
07/15/13(Mon)23:57 No.26040498
Anonymous 07/15/13(Mon)23:57 No.26040498
>>26040193
>Ask Wellings if he found anything out.
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Spiral Suplex
07/15/13(Mon)23:57 No.26040501
Spiral Suplex 07/15/13(Mon)23:57 No.26040501
>>26040422
>implying we aren't the all father, and we won't die in the belly of Fenris
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:00 No.26040549
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:00 No.26040549
>>26040501
> "For the Wolf-Time, brother."
>>26040229
This.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:00 No.26040567
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:00 No.26040567
>>26040422
not without his reality-warping powers he doesnt
>>26040229
do this
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)00:02 No.26040596
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)00:02 No.26040596
>>26040422
Maybe Jager can't access the Valkyria powers, but can pass them on to his female descendants.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:02 No.26040606
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:02 No.26040606
>>26040193
>bro nod from Erik Schnee
hell yes
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:03 No.26040633
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:03 No.26040633
>>26040501
Die in the belly of the wolf?

>implying we wouldn't shoot our way out with the VAR

After killing Fenris, the world eater, we talk to Ramirez about carrying on the Sturmfuhrer tradition and retire.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:05 No.26040657
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:05 No.26040657
>>26040633
Nah Ramirez will be the one who "slays" the beast by standing in its mouth and ripping it open.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:05 No.26040673
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:05 No.26040673
>>26040657
Mash (X) to not be consumed by the world-serpent!
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:09 No.26040734
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:09 No.26040734
>>26040673
Alek can take care of that. The Demons all die in glorious battle, but Matt and Artya live to carry on our traditions.

>Captcha: tarintac out
No captcha.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:09 No.26040739
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:09 No.26040739
>>26040657
In Ramirez we trusted.

>I am Jack's suspense of disbelief
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:12 No.26040807
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:12 No.26040807
Now of course, we need to have a Loki. I suggest Schnee for that role, but barring that maybe Elizabeth could do it.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)00:13 No.26040828
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)00:13 No.26040828
>>26040193
"Hey, Sam, are you all right?" You ask, taking her head.

"Y-yeah." Sam shivers, the adrenaline starting to wear off from her system. "W-why didn't anybody react to that?"

"Because it was all done by the famous Jager Sturmfuhrer, the Knight Puncher." Wellings grunts. "You probably could have punched out both Harling AND the Emperor and nobody would have batted an eye."

"I'm not sure if I like that sort of reputation or not." You frown.

"Well, at least- OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING!" Sam shrieks when she sees your shoulder.

"Oh right, that." You blink. "Probably should get that looked at."

"Honestly." Sam sighs as she tears your shirt open to check the wound.

"Okay, Elizabeth, you get anything from our prisoner?"

"Not much." Elizabeth sighs. "I managed to confirm that there were only twelve of them, so they're all accounted for. But whoever hired them was pretty careful. Stayed anonymous, provided all of the equipment, and never showed himself to them."

"Well, I guess because he's just a grunt." You shrug and point to the last assassin. "Try this guy. He seems like the ringleader."

"Assuming he's still alive." Elizabeth winces. "Somebody get some ragnaid and smelling salts."

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:13 No.26040834
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:13 No.26040834
>>26040734
Speaking of which, I wonder if Alek has named his rifle?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:14 No.26040850
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:14 No.26040850
Rolled 16

>>26040828
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:14 No.26040856
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:14 No.26040856
Rolled 2

>>26040828
Speak not the Dice Gods.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:14 No.26040873
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:14 No.26040873
Rolled 2

>>26040828

HUE
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Rolled 13

>>26040828
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:15 No.26040880
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:15 No.26040880
>>26040828
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:16 No.26040920
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:16 No.26040920
>>26040856
>>26040873
whoever fucking archives this tonight better mention that the Dice Gods apparently want Sam and Jager dead...
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:16 No.26040926
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:16 No.26040926
>>26040834
We should inquire.

He probably let Elsa name it, so its going to have a badass name
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:17 No.26040951
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:17 No.26040951
>>26040926
this is my rifle, this is my gun...
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040979
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040979
Rolled 3

>>26040828
>"Because it was all done by the famous Jager Sturmfuhrer, the Knight Puncher." Wellings grunts. "You probably could have punched out both Harling AND the Emperor and nobody would have batted an eye."

HAH.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040982
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040982
>>26040951
>This is your rifle, this is your gun. This is for fighting, this is for ME.
ftfy
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040991
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040991
>>26040951
Stop that.

Probably true though.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040997
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:19 No.26040997
>>26040856
>>26040873
>>26040979


Fuck.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:22 No.26041047
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:22 No.26041047
>>26040982
Now I want to see Jagger's surface. Can somebody draw that.

I don't care if it's in motherfucking mspaint
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:22 No.26041074
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:22 No.26041074
>>26041047
"War face" *

My bad
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:23 No.26041094
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:23 No.26041094
>>26041047
>Now I want to see Jagger's surface
wat? Cell phone posting?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:26 No.26041166
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:26 No.26041166
>>26041094
Yeah... it's a bit of a story. Lap top got stolen.

Some other mercs might have heard it before
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:26 No.26041169
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:26 No.26041169
>>26041074
It would make Hartman shit himself. No knife hands can stand before Sturmfuhrer's wrath.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:32 No.26041289
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:32 No.26041289
>>26041166
That sucks man.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:34 No.26041337
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:34 No.26041337
>>26041047
Actually, what would you say Jager looks like, MercCom? If you can give me a basic description, I might be able to do something.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)00:34 No.26041340
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)00:34 No.26041340
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>>26040850
"Wakey wakey." Elizabeth lightly slaps the unconscious assassin awake. "You up? Good. Now I'm going to ask you some questions, and you'll answer them, okay?"

"Go fhck yrshlf." The assassin slurs.

"Aw, is that any way to treat a friend?" Elizabeth cooes. "I mean, if you don't want to talk to me, I guess you could talk to Mr. Sturmfuhrer right here. I'm sure he's in an especially good mood after you threatened to kill his girlfriend."

The assassin looks over at you and you give him your best deathglare, which is mitigated a bit by the fact that Sam is still treating your shoulder wound. However, the effect is achieved and the assassin visibly gulps.

"Okay, let's start off easy." Elizabeth gives a sickly sweet smile. "What's your name?"

"L-Leon." The assassin grumbles.

"Okay, Leon, now who hired you?"

"I-I don't know."

"Now don't lie to me, Leon. I've been trained to tell when somebody's lying, and you're giving off all the signs. Tell. Me. Everything."

"I-I don't know! I only ever saw him once, and he didn't give his name!"

"Anything about him special in any way? Anything that stood out?"

"Well... he was like a machine, or something. He like, talked in this weird monotone voice or something."

Your expression darkens. "Sound like anybody we know?"

"No..." Elizabeth gasps.

"General Wellings, where the hell is Lynch?" You scowl.

"He's in my command center."

>Okay, let's round the rest of the Demons and confront him.
>We go down there right now and confront him!
>Other
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)00:35 No.26041357
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)00:35 No.26041357
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>>26041337
Have you like, never read the filename?
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)00:36 No.26041368
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)00:36 No.26041368
>>26041340
>>Okay, let's round the rest of the Demons and confront him.
Can't take any chances.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:36 No.26041371
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:36 No.26041371
>>26041340
>>Okay, let's round the rest of the Demons and confront him.

WE KILL THIS MOTHERFUCKER!
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:36 No.26041377
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:36 No.26041377
>>26041340

Oh wow the guy had the balls to hire assassins and guards on the same guy! I'm actually impressed and intrigued.

>We go down there right now and confront him!
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:37 No.26041389
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:37 No.26041389
>>26041340
Other, get someone on the fucking radio and get the command center to arrest him while we head there.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:37 No.26041390
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:37 No.26041390
Rolled 15

>>26041340

>We go down there right now and confront him!

NO TIME

Sam, get to the other demons, have them stay on guard!
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:37 No.26041393
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:37 No.26041393
>>26041340
>>Okay, let's round the rest of the Demons and confront him.
No chances. Get Elsa and Alek to cover the exits.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041404
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041404
>>26041340
NOBODY PANIC.

Lynch is not the only motherfucker who can speak in a deadpan. Besides, if he was, he'd be savvy enough to cover his tracks, somehow.

...That said, it's to late for me to have a coherent thought outside of that. Ideas, anyone?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041407
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041407
>>26041340
>>We go down there right now and confront him!
fewedoc blackie
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041408
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041408
>>26041377
something tells me that this was a test of some kind
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041413
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041413
>>26041340
>Okay, let's round the rest of the Demons and confront him.

...

This asshole. You have to be kidding me.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041418
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041418
Rolled 14

>>26041368
>>26041371
>>26041393

His assassins won't be in the command centre.

We need our guys covering the VVIPs.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041421
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:38 No.26041421
>>26041340
>Other
Continue questionings, get more proof.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:39 No.26041433
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:39 No.26041433
>>26041418
Good point. RAMIREZ AND TARIN IT IS.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:39 No.26041442
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:39 No.26041442
>>26041340
Get the demons, ask Lynch some pointed questions. No violence without further evidence.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:40 No.26041445
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:40 No.26041445
>>26041433
Oh wait, try and get Schnee to do the honorable thing and protect the gathering also. Because he'll also be protecting Karla.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:40 No.26041457
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:40 No.26041457
>>26041289
I might be able to get it back. Police picked up some teenagers with electronics. Can't find a serial number, but I think if I could look at it and log in that might prove to detectives its mine. Unfortunate they have other things to worry about.

And I can still follow this quest. Just takes time typing with my thumb and autocorrect is a bitch.

I enjoy Mercy's work. So I try and catch it when I can.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:42 No.26041486
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:42 No.26041486
Oh come on guys is Lynch the only person who can speak in monotone now?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:42 No.26041498
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:42 No.26041498
Rolled 14

>>26041457
>I enjoy Mercy's work
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)00:43 No.26041515
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)00:43 No.26041515
>>26041486
We just have a prejudice against the man. Its entirely rational to immediately distrust him. And its not like we know of any other monotone speakers.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:43 No.26041519
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:43 No.26041519
>>26041486
admittedly, confront doesn't have to mean go in and start punching things and screaming.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:44 No.26041528
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:44 No.26041528
>>26041457
>I enjoy Mercy's work
Oh, so now you have a pet name for him. What kind of relationship are you two in?`
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:45 No.26041549
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:45 No.26041549
>>26041528
he likes to be little spoon when they cuddle and hold hands
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:45 No.26041562
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:45 No.26041562
>>26041357
Ah, I didn't remember about that when I posted, only seen it dropped once or twice. But uh, didn't mean to offend or anything (if you even were, it kinda seemed like it), I was just offering to draw fanart was all.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:46 No.26041596
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:46 No.26041596
>>26041357
>and then...he came back
That scene was so badass
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:47 No.26041619
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:47 No.26041619
>>26041340
A monotone voice does not mean it was Lynch.

Have him describe the appearance of the guy and see if it matches Lynch, we may be able to bring a photo, if we do confront Lynch stay calm and let Parker take the lead.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:47 No.26041623
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:47 No.26041623
>>26041528
That was autocorrect, not intentional.

And you guys better worry about Lynch, otherwise you're fucked.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:48 No.26041633
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:48 No.26041633
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>...all we know is that it's not Lynch
>it's Lynch's Imperial cousin!
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:51 No.26041722
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:51 No.26041722
>>26041633
That's bad but funny. It's about as bad as the whole "My Evil Twin did it."
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:52 No.26041756
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:52 No.26041756
All we have to do is take Leon with us. He saw the guy after all.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:54 No.26041796
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:54 No.26041796
>>26041756
In theory that'd work (and it's better than the alternative I guess), but the dude seems so terrified of us there'd be a decent chance of him just saying "yes" so he can get away
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)00:59 No.26041898
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)00:59 No.26041898
>>26041796
More likely Leon gets neutralized and Lynch conveniently relocates. His bare office reminds me of the French spook in Chevaliers du Ciel. We may be peaking in from the edge of the Rabbit hole.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)00:59 No.26041905
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)00:59 No.26041905
>>26041340
"General, make sure Lynch STAYS in the command center. We're going to go have a little chat with him." You scowl. "That slithery bastard."

"I'm honestly not surprised." Sam sighs.

Within a few minutes, you got all the Demons gathered. Even Headcase and Julia, and you all storm into Wellings' command center, where you see Lynch calmly sitting there under guard from Wellings' men.

"Ah, I see you found me out." Lynch says, apparently not even concerned that he's surrounded by a bunch of very disgruntled Gallians.

>What do you ask him?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:00 No.26041926
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:00 No.26041926
>>26041905
Since you're evidently so very calm I assume you have some sort of explanation for this?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:00 No.26041930
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:00 No.26041930
>>26041905
"What the hell are you doing this for, Lynch?"
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041933
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041933
>>26041756
>Ask him if he literally saw the person, or just a silhouette. If the latter, see if he can describe a few things, like height. If it's the former, grab his ass and beat tracks to Lynch and ask if it's him. It's not as if the hate isn't mutual. If the latter, bring him anyway and ask if he was the same height ect.

The only difference is the former is much more certain than the latter. The only problem we might face is that Lynch can debate we're getting information from an enemy assassin, so it could be bullshit.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041936
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041936
>>26041905
It's not like you to get caught this easy. What's your game?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041938
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041938
>>26041905

Why.

(Dammit ahhhhh, theres no one covering the VVIPS, Get Ramirez and Tarin down there now!)
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041947
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:01 No.26041947
>>26041905
"Well I guess nobody will ever try to assassinate the federation president for a long time after this?"
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:02 No.26041957
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:02 No.26041957
>>26041936
the ball's over. I think General Wellings' guards and their own personal guards have it well under control now. We were there because we were "inconspicuous"
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:02 No.26041970
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:02 No.26041970
>>26041957
meant to quote
>>26041938
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:02 No.26041972
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:02 No.26041972
>>26041905
"In your opinion Lynch what would drive a man to hire assassins, then inform someone about them?"
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:03 No.26041981
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:03 No.26041981
>>26041926
This.
>>26041930
>referring to the calm. is he bullshitting us? Also, can we have brought the head spy with us to verify? It'd help our case I think.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:03 No.26041983
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:03 No.26041983
>>26041905
Has he been a double agent all along, or did he believe he was acting in the federation's best interests?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:03 No.26042003
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:03 No.26042003
>>26041905
You owe me and explanation, and at least double the pay
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:04 No.26042020
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:04 No.26042020
>>26042003

I expect a gracious bonus. His BS cost us 2 or 3 rerolls.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:05 No.26042025
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:05 No.26042025
>>26041905
You wanna know how I got these scars?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:07 No.26042060
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:07 No.26042060
>>26041905
"I'm not even angry, I'm more impressed than anything."
>>26042025
WE GOT THEM PUNCHING KNIGHTS.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:07 No.26042069
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:07 No.26042069
>>26042003
>thinking we're getting paid from a man about to face treason and espionage charges.

Ask him what his escape plan is? Since he's obviously going to stall us while the actual assassination takes place then try to escape in the confusion.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:08 No.26042074
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:08 No.26042074
>>26041905
"Explain. You have got 1 minutes why i should not tie you up in chains and charging your government the fee increased by an order of magnitude for putting my fiance, my men and various VIPs in deliberate danger."
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:08 No.26042087
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:08 No.26042087
>>26042060
>"I'm not even angry...well, that's a lie...I'm pretty fucking pissed that one of your goons threatened Sam and shot me... but I am admittedly impressed."
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:09 No.26042094
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:09 No.26042094
>>26042025
>I just want to make my phone call
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:09 No.26042100
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:09 No.26042100
Next on VMQ. Elizabeth's loyalty to the Demon's is tested.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:10 No.26042127
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:10 No.26042127
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>>26042074

>fiance

Whoah, we're going steady with Sam now? Not that I mind or anything--hell, I'm sure she'd make a great wife and mother.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:10 No.26042130
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:10 No.26042130
>>26042100
Nah, Elizabeth's done good by us. If a man or woman willing to put on a maid outfit for the squad you know they're with you to hell and back.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:11 No.26042149
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:11 No.26042149
>>26042127
Where the hell have you been?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:12 No.26042156
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:12 No.26042156
>>26042127
people have been toying with the idea of dropping the "fiancee" thing in conversation for a bit now. While probably good for a laugh, it'd be a derpy as fuck way to essentially propose
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:12 No.26042159
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:12 No.26042159
>>26042149

Karlsland
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:13 No.26042179
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:13 No.26042179
>>26042159
We're not in SW anon.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:13 No.26042184
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:13 No.26042184
>>26042159
How's Minna?
>>
Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:13 No.26042185
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:13 No.26042185
>>26042156
Well fiancee is technically for those who have already proposed. Right now, we are just boyfriend/girlfriend.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:14 No.26042191
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:14 No.26042191
>>26042149
I think he's asking when we proposed to Sam. Which we haven't. So technically we aren't fiancees. Yet.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:14 No.26042209
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:14 No.26042209
>>26042185
Exactly. Therefore, calling her our "fiancee" in a conversation is a sort of indirect and incredibly derpy quasi-proposal
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:14 No.26042214
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:14 No.26042214
>>26041905
Actually, can we just shoot Lynch? Pretty sure it'll be less headache in the long run. Also, war crimes.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:15 No.26042238
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:15 No.26042238
>>26042209
also, fun fact for those people who want to bandy this idea around in the future:
fiance is the MALE in the marriage arrangement
fiancee is the FEMALE.

Don't call Sam our fiance
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:16 No.26042249
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:16 No.26042249
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>>26042209

Or it could be a slip of the tongue on Jaeger's part.

Either way, it's still cute.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:16 No.26042256
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:16 No.26042256
>>26042214
Not yet, he has too much valuable knowledge.
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:18 No.26042287
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:18 No.26042287
>>26042238
If you really want to be grammatically correct its fiancé and fiancée. Because the french love their accent marks.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:19 No.26042303
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:19 No.26042303
>>26042256
Alright, you guys better milk this scene for what it's worth. Still think Lynch is high as fuck, thinking he's Houdini and shit.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:24 No.26042379
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:24 No.26042379
>>26042303

Which probably means he has a trump card up his sleeve.

/activating shadowruns
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:26 No.26042417
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:26 No.26042417
>>26042379
Of course he has a trump card, its Lynch. Bastard probably thinks he's Holmes and thought of everything.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:27 No.26042423
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:27 No.26042423
>>26042379
I'm just ready to run like hell. All I'm saying on the matter.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:27 No.26042439
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:27 No.26042439
>>26042379
>mfw it's Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlaaaaaaaaaa!!
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:29 No.26042470
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:29 No.26042470
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>>26042417

Do you think he's running an imaginary fistfight with us in his mind?
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:31 No.26042497
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:31 No.26042497
>>26042439
If thats his trump we let Sam beat her ass.
>>26042470
probably.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)01:32 No.26042507
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)01:32 No.26042507
>>26041905
"What the hell are you doing this for, Lynch?" You growl, your shoulder wound is starting to sting again as you blood heats up. "You little games nearly got me and Sam killed, so you can understand why it's taking quite a lot of my composure not to UTTERLY DESTROY you right here right now."

"Why would you hire assassins, and then hire bodyguards to thwart them? What the hell is your game here?" You continue.

"Because we are at a crossroads." Lynch said, his expression darkening. "A storm is brewing on both sides, and I needed to know where you stood on the issue of peace. Were you willing fight for it, or were you just another merc company that profits off conflict? I had to know."

"So, you basically set us up." You gape.

"I made the playing field as fair as posslible, but essentially, yes."

"People died for this, you bastard!" You yell.

"And their sacrifice will be remembered." Lynch nods. "But there are more important matters to talk about."

>No, fuck you. We're done.
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>Other
>>
Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042519
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042519
>>26042507
>>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042525
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042525
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>>26042507

>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.

>MFFW this was all a test.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042528
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042528
>>26042507
Never make a decision without intel
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042531
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042531
>>26042507
"You have two minutes. If you fail to satisfy my curiosity or say anything else idiotic about "acceptable sacrifices" I'm breaking your jaw"
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042532
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042532
>>26042507
>>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Wrenloft
07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042533
Wrenloft 07/16/13(Tue)01:33 No.26042533
Rolled 8

>>26042507
>No, fuck you. We're done.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:34 No.26042547
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:34 No.26042547
>>26042507
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:34 No.26042548
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:34 No.26042548
>>26042507
Oh god. It's worse than I thought.

>This had better be worth my time, Lynch
>>
Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:36 No.26042566
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:36 No.26042566
Let me guess: It's time to, SAVE THE WORLD.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:36 No.26042567
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:36 No.26042567
>>26042507
>>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.

I'm not exactly surprised, Lynch isn't a normal soldier but someone used to doing pragmatic and dirty tasks.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:36 No.26042569
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:36 No.26042569
>>26042507
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042578
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042578
>>26042507
>"Because we are at a crossroads." Lynch said, his expression darkening. "A storm is brewing on both sides, and I needed to know where you stood on the issue of peace."

>Other
"Anyone that knows me or has ever knows me knows Valkyr damned well where I stand."

>FIST OF THE NORTH STAR FACE PUNCH.

"You have two minutes."
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042582
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042582
>>26042507
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
I say we make sure Lynch walks with a cane for the rest of his life, we'll listen to what he has to say, but at the end, regardless of what we do, we're taking one of his knees
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042590
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042590
>>26042566
Why should we save them when they stand for nothing?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042594
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:37 No.26042594
>>26042507
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.

What kind of test of loyalty has the possibility of ending up with the president of one of the two major players in the war dead? There better be some goddamn apocalyptic shit on the horizon or something
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:39 No.26042615
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:39 No.26042615
>>26042507
>No, fuck you. We're done.
Maybe add in some punching too
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:39 No.26042616
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:39 No.26042616
>>26042507
Seriously, he could have fucking -asked-. Not acceptable.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:39 No.26042625
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:39 No.26042625
>>26042616

Because talk is cheap.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:40 No.26042642
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:40 No.26042642
>>26042507
>Other
I'm going to let you finish but I just got to say Harling is the best President of all time!
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:40 No.26042643
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:40 No.26042643
>>26042625
And these rumors aint nice.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:41 No.26042651
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:41 No.26042651
>>26042507
Slug him in the face, then
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:42 No.26042669
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:42 No.26042669
>>26042625
And blood is fucking expensive. You don't risk so many lives VIP or otherwise when a serious sit or a prob of information from Liz would have down the job just fine.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:42 No.26042670
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:42 No.26042670
>>26042625
So is the bullet I feel like putting into his head. I am getting real sick of people taking us for these ridiculous rides and thinking they can get away with it.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:43 No.26042699
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:43 No.26042699
>>26042670
>taking us for these ridiculous rides and thinking they can get away with it.
We're mercs. Hired guns. That's about par for the course. We might have morals, but to assume such of all mercenary companies is to invite your own destruction
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:45 No.26042722
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:45 No.26042722
>>26042670
My nigga. We tell him no and swear to God that we're going to try our hardest to make sure he gets locked up for life. We know the assassins were gunning for VIPs on Gallien turf.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:46 No.26042744
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:46 No.26042744
>>26042507
>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:46 No.26042745
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:46 No.26042745
>>26042507
Also, just gotta say
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93dhVp_2DHY
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:46 No.26042750
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:46 No.26042750
>>26042670
>MFW we "accidently" nuke not!Iran
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:47 No.26042771
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:47 No.26042771
>>26042699
>We might have morals
Fucking exactly. Some mercenary companies might not give a shit what they have to do as long as the price is right, but we are clearly not one of them and after getting puppeteered into some murderous trust test I'm not keen on letting this guy get away with whatever other plans this shitstain might have for us.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:48 No.26042775
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:48 No.26042775
>>26042507
>>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)01:48 No.26042782
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)01:48 No.26042782
>>26042507
Your punch is lightning fast, and strikes Lynch directly in the side of the face. However, he's hardly even phased. That doesn't mean he wasn't hurt, since he had a very nasty bruise on his face now, but it was like he didn't even register the pain.

"If you're done now, I'd like to continue, now." He says simply.

"It had better be worth my time, Lynch." You say, still seething.

"Currently, the only way peace will be a viable option is if both armies are kept at a stalemate." Lynch says, as if that bruise on his cheek didn't even exist. "Because, as you have probably seen, the moment one side gains a strategic advantage, peace is pushed onto the back burner again. The men running this war have a winner take all mindset."

"And you're afraid one side is going to get such an advantage, aren't you?" You say.

"Both, actually." Lynch leans forwards. "What I am going to tell you now are highly classified AIS secrets. Half the Federation doesn't even know these. If I tell you this, there will be no turning back. Are you in or out?"

>We're in.
>We're out.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:48 No.26042786
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:48 No.26042786
>>26042507
>>This had better be worth my time, Lynch.
>>Other
Bankrupt him.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:49 No.26042787
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:49 No.26042787
>>26042507
I say we punch him in the face regardless, even if we take his offer.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:49 No.26042795
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:49 No.26042795
>>26042782
We're in. But fuck you anyway.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042799
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042799
>>26042782
>>We're in.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042802
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042802
>>26042782
You're gonna hafta tell me more before I agree to anything Lynch. Forgive me if I'm not exactly trusting towards the guy who indirectly got me shot.
>>
Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042803
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042803
>>26042782
FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
But we're in.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042806
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042806
>>26042782
>>We're in.
but we're still blowing one of his knees out
>>
Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042808
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042808
>>26042782
>>We're in.
Might as well find out now rather than later. So let's go down to see how far this rabbit hole goes.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042815
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042815
>>26042782
>We're out.
This is the shithead motherfucker who set his own men up to be killed by his own men. I refuse to work for anyone who would do that.
>>
Wrenloft
07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042817
Wrenloft 07/16/13(Tue)01:50 No.26042817
>>26042782
>We're in.
whatever
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:51 No.26042825
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:51 No.26042825
>>26042782
>We're in.
We're probably going to end up fighting both sides to keep the stalemate intact.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:51 No.26042839
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:51 No.26042839
>>26042782
>>We're in. Does President Harling and Archduchess Cordelia know about this?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042859
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042859
>>26042782
>We're in

But it sure as hell better pay well.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042861
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042861
>>26042825
I'm actually suspecting fighting for the Empire, as they're being pushed back just a little. But we'll hate every moment of it.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042863
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042863
>All these in votes
Wow /tg/ I didn't know Jager was such a bitch.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042865
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:52 No.26042865
>>26042825
not sure if I'm okay with this...I mean, I have no huge attachment to the Federation, but still...this is some heavy shit
>>
Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:53 No.26042876
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:53 No.26042876
This decision also brings up the point of whether we want our possible child to be fighting in the next war if we decide to let the Federation and the Empire duke it out without restraints.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:53 No.26042878
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:53 No.26042878
>>26042865
plus, not all of our squad is/are Gallians...this could be an issue. I want more info
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)01:53 No.26042879
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)01:53 No.26042879
>>26042863
Anything related with Lynch seems to have that magical effect.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042889
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042889
>>26042863
You're a short sighted cretin if you think Jager's a bitch.

There is such a thing as taking a job you hate if it's for the greater good. And as much as we hate Lynch he's been right, if not open.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042895
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042895
>>26042879
Right? Jesus. I've never samefagged in my life but I'm sure temped to now.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042896
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042896
>>26042863
Hey, better the demons than some other merc group with no conscience. This way we can limit the casualties. Well, as much as humanly possible.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042908
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042908
>>26042863
But muh plot development
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042912
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:54 No.26042912
>>26042863
We're just not being overly emotional about our decision. We know Lynch is an asshole but he's trying to stop a war.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:55 No.26042924
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:55 No.26042924
>>26042782
>Just as planned

Whatever happened to our personal vendetta?

And peace is nice and all. But is this guy going to deliver? He just tried to kill the president of the federation and double crossed his men in the process...

But you just can't say no, can you?

It's beautiful to watch.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:55 No.26042937
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:55 No.26042937
>>26042889
>>26042896
It's not about taking a job you hate, it's about working for a scumbag that deserves nothing but a bullet or eight.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:56 No.26042949
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:56 No.26042949
>>26042924
>But you just can't say no, can you
I sure as shit can.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:56 No.26042951
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:56 No.26042951
>>26042937
Now doesn't that apply to anybody you hate in real life?
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Galagoth
07/16/13(Tue)01:56 No.26042952
Galagoth 07/16/13(Tue)01:56 No.26042952
>>26042782
>We're out.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042970
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042970
>>26042924
Our personal vendetta got settled in the last thread.
>>26042937
Well guess what buttercup. Thats called the real world. And if we can make it so that this sort of shit doesn't happen often enough that our future children won't have to deal with the fuck ups that we have to.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042974
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042974
>>26042951
Nobody I know in real life has deliberately set up a blue on blue deathmatch, so no it fucking doesn't.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042975
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042975
>>26042782
I still want to see this fucker rot in prison for the rest of his life. We're probably going to be the hero Valkyria Chronicles deserves, eh? Such is the mantle of 'Demon'. We will become the Demon Lord of the Round table.

>We're in.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042976
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:57 No.26042976
>>26042924

I doesn't really matter anymore, Sam and Jager are hooking up. He is moving on with his life and if he can save thousands the heart break he went through then he'll do it.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:58 No.26042993
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:58 No.26042993
>>26042782
>We're in.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:58 No.26042994
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:58 No.26042994
>>26042970
"That's just how it is--it can't be helped."
--Jager Sturmfuhrer

Do you seriously see nothing wrong with this?
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)01:58 No.26043001
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)01:58 No.26043001
Imagine in the near future when Jager and Sam's kid asks why they didn't stop the war when they had the chance. How are they going to respond?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:59 No.26043008
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:59 No.26043008
>>26042937
Nigga can you not -smell- the obvious hook? I don't mind taking a GM's bait when it smells so good. I'm legit interested to see where this takes us.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)01:59 No.26043022
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)01:59 No.26043022
>>26043001
"Sometimes a man has to stick to his honor."
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043027
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043027
>>26042949
Yeah I have to agree

>we're out

Do you think we can win this war /tg/? We don't need to do the empire's dirty work.

This is another nut up or shut up.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043039
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043039
>>26042994
>Big fucking business ready to tell us everything right now.
>I'M SORRY I'M JUST SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW I JUST CAN'T GET OVER IT

Nigga check yoself.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043048
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043048
>>26042994
You act like us agreeing to stop a war means us not giving Lynch any comeuppance.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043050
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:00 No.26043050
>>26042782
>>We're in.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:01 No.26043053
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:01 No.26043053
>>26043008
Compromise. We can do the job and I'll change my vote to
>We're in
if we kill Lynch first.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)02:02 No.26043069
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)02:02 No.26043069
>>26042994
I see everything wrong with that. But if we turn our backs now and let this war drag on then Lynch is a better man than us.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:02 No.26043072
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:02 No.26043072
>>26043053
That's not a compromise at all. Lynch is the one giving the fucking job.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:03 No.26043090
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:03 No.26043090
>>26043053

He'll pay for his actions at the end of the war. No doubt about it.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:03 No.26043091
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:03 No.26043091
>>26042782
>>We're in.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:03 No.26043101
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:03 No.26043101
>>26043027
>Do you think we can win this war /tg/?

Fucking no. Maybe it's just me but Merc's been portraying The Empire as Valkyria!Russia, only with a stalemate during WW2 instead of getting its head caved in at the start. I ain't eager to fight that long, terrible, slug match war all the way to their capital.

Besides, I can smell 'Demon Lord of the Round Table' from this. Don't you want to Razgriz in Valkyria Chronicles?
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:04 No.26043110
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:04 No.26043110
>>26043053
kind of hard for us to do the job if we kill the guy who would tell us all about it, before he tells us...
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043134
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043134
inb4 this is all Merc's big ploy to see us deployed alongside the Belkan Knights
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043141
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043141
>>26043027
We're not trying to win a war. We're trying to maintain a stalemate so both sides will keep considering peace. If either side thinks they can keep taking territory, they won't want to negotiate a ceasefire.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043142
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043142
If we don't stop this war, there won't be a home. The Feds and the Empire would just both invade Gallia in order to get Ragnite to fuel their war machine. It will be constant fight on two fronts with no end until either side is toast and caught in the crossfire are the civilians. And pray to the Valkyrur that the Empire doesn't get their hands on the Darcsens.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043143
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:05 No.26043143
>>26043069
If there's on thing I've learned in my life it's that letting people walk all over you invites more people to do the same. Lynch is a bully and bullies need to be put down.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:06 No.26043163
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:06 No.26043163
>>26043110
Tell him we need more info if we're going to bite.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:07 No.26043186
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:07 No.26043186
>>26043143

So lets let the incompetent leaders of the empire and federation continue to send young men and women into a grinder because we don't like the guy.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:07 No.26043191
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:07 No.26043191
>>26043143
And you're picking a terrible time to do it. Read the fucking situation, this isn't the time to hold personal matters over the fate of a fucking war.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:08 No.26043197
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:08 No.26043197
>>26043143
our goals happen to align. If he starts asking us to slaughter Darcsen villages to blame it on the Imps or some shit I think we'd be fully justified in the application of some impromptu lead-based aspirin.

Regardless of what the final answer is, we really should express in a non-permanent way (no lolkneecap) how much we hate him.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:08 No.26043204
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:08 No.26043204
>>26043142
I have no problems with going though with his plan. But this whole "test of loyalty" setup is the exact same shit that cause all of Jager's problems in the first place!
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:09 No.26043217
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:09 No.26043217
>>26043204
Except Karla knew about hers and we were set up.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:09 No.26043220
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:09 No.26043220
>>26043101
Eh... You get what looks to be an easy way out, a magic bullet and you take it. There's still no guarantee that the leaders will settle for a peace. We're just being lazy by dancing to this song and dance Lynch is feeding us.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:09 No.26043225
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:09 No.26043225
>>26043217
That changes nothing about my point.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043248
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043248
>>26043220
And you're just being an idiot who is ignoring a greater picture because you can't stand the idea of relenting on anything and insist on holding grudges.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043249
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043249
You know what? No. Fuck this shit.
>[ ]We're out.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043255
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043255
>>26043225
You seem to be saying that the test of loyalty we went through equals Karla's, which it does not. They're completely different.

Excuse me if I'm wrong.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043259
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043259
>>26043143
We can deal with our personal issues with the guy after we help stop a war that's killing millions, anyone who can't look past his own ego being hurt to help thousands of others is a person that needs to take himself off a pedestal
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043265
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:11 No.26043265
>>26042782
we're in
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043271
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043271
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>>26042670
>taking us for these ridiculous rides
Are you starting to see it? The absurdity of it all? The Boss was American, The Sorrow was Russian. The U.S. and the Soviet Union were allies during World War Two, and they formed the Cobras. But after the war, they were enemies. And that was because of the Philosophers.
The Philosophers were a secret society of magnates from America, China, and the Soviet Union. They pooled their resources to finance the war against the Axis powers. The Boss explained this all to me. The moment the war was over, the three countries began squabbling over the massive funds they had amassed--the Philosophers' legacy. As the allies became enemies, the Cobras were also dismantled and recalled to their own countries. And the next time The Boss and The Sorrow saw each other...
They too were enemies. The Sorrow was probably the most important person in her life. And she had no choice but to kill him because of the whims of the Philosophers. She was too strong to show just how deep that kind of pain runs... But I know how it tears you apart. Because it happened to me as well. Because of the Philosophers' plotting, I had to kill someone close to me, just as The Boss did.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043278
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043278
>>26043204
Well it's kind of like how Gregor Eisenhorn said about the life cycle of Inquisitors.

First they are naive puritans who seek to root out all corruption from the Imperium. They then meet a problem too big to be handled purely, and they begin to make compromises. Eventually, the Inquisitor learns and fully understands the true horror of the 41st Millennium and does anything they can to stop it until a naive Puritan Inquisitor gives him a bolt shell to the back of the head.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043282
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043282
>>26043271
oh god not you again.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043287
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:12 No.26043287
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>>26043271
She never defected. She joined Volgin because she was ordered to. She had her comrades fight me because she was ordered to. She died at my hands BECAUSE SHE WAS ORDERED TO.
Everything - My mission to rescue Sokolov, The Boss's so-called "defection" - it was all just a setup. The American Philosophers orchestrated the whole thing to get at Volgin's money. The Philosopher's funds were managed by Volgin's father during the war. When the war ended, the father made off with the left over money - a hundred billion dollars. Volgin inherited the only record of the accounts where the money was hidden.
The Boss' mission was to earn Volgin's trust, and deliver that record - The Philosophers' Legacy - to America. MY mission was just another ruse so that she could step in and stop me. Then Volgin screwed up their plans by firing a small nuke at Sokolov's research lab... while my support plane was inside Soviet air space. The Russian military leadership was inches away from ousting Khrushchev and starting a nuclear world war. Someone had to take the fall for the Philosophers' Ambition. They chose The Boss... and she willingly sacrificed her life and her reputation for her country.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:13 No.26043290
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:13 No.26043290
>>26042782
>>We're in.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:14 No.26043315
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:14 No.26043315
>>26043220
>There's still no guarantee that the leaders will settle for a peace.
No shit, sherlock. The fact is we're in a rock and even harder place. We can't let this meatgrind continue just because we don't fucking like Lynch.
>We're just being lazy
You are fucking retarded.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)02:15 No.26043339
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)02:15 No.26043339
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>>26042782
You look back at the rest of the Demons, and they all seem initially troubled and unsure, but their expressions harden into that familiar look that lets you know that whatever path you choose, they'll follow you to the end.

"I really, really don't want to, but we're in." You say, glaring at Lynch. "After all that shit you pulled, we'd better be getting a king's ransom."

"Pull this off, and you will be set for life. I guarantee it." Lynch nods. "We may never have been on equal terms, but you are one of the most skilled small scale combined arms units I've ever seen. I can't think of anybody else that can do what I'm about to ask you to do."

"Just get on with it." You sigh.

"I was hoping you would say that." Lynch takes out two folders, labeled STONEHENGE and EXACALIBUR. From the STONEHENGE folder, he pulls out a map and several pictures.

"Eight years ago, Osean archeologists discovered a massive Valkrur complex codenamed Stonehenge. What they found were eight massive ragnite powered artillery cannons. The bore is 120cm and their estimated maximum range has them being able to reach the eastern fringes of the Empire. It's possible for them to even reach Emmeria across the Atlantic."

You're not sure how big a 120cm cannon is, but the looks on Julia and Headcase's faces seem to suggest it was not something you wanted to fuck with. Then you remembered that their tank guns, which are some of the biggest on record, were measured in millimeters.

"On the other side of the border," Lynch pulls pictures out of the other folder. "My spies report that the Imperials are up to something, codenamed EXCALIBUR. We don't know what it is, but it's eating up a serious amount of resources. We've got countless tons of fuel, steel, and other raw materials pouring into a remote section in Belka's northern mountains. Intelligence-wise, that area is a black hole to us, but we suspect it's a similar Valkrur superweapon on the scale of Stonehenge or Valkof."

(cont)
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:15 No.26043343
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:15 No.26043343
>>26043259
You're pretending like this is some sure-fire peacemaking operation. It's not. It's an insane AIS agent's cock-and-bull plan. It might be crazy enough to work, but crazy enough to work isn't good enough when the guy is clearly willing to get his own people killed over a petty "test of trust"
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:15 No.26043346
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:15 No.26043346
>>26043278
I'd like to hope that the Valkyria world isn't quite as grimderp as 40k, and that we won't need to be sacrificing babies to daemons to hold off the next heretical tide...

There are things that are too far for Jager/us, but without knowing what sort of tomfoolery Lynch wants, we can't decide that. Fuck what he says...if he tells us and we don't like it, we always have the trump card of "I'll just tell the Federation and the Gallian Royal family how you planned an assassination"
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:16 No.26043353
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:16 No.26043353
Honestly I want to say yes just so we know what the hell he is going on about. That way we actually know what is going on enough to do something.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:16 No.26043375
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:16 No.26043375
>>26043248
Actually, I'm not the guy with a grudge. I'm thinking logically. We really have no clue what Lynch is offering except that it will "magically" end the war. We can still end the war without taking Lynch's offer, which could be nothing or worse, an expansion of the conflict.
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Spiral Suplex
07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043382
Spiral Suplex 07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043382
>>26043339
Well shit. I'm sorry I changed my vote here.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043386
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043386
>>26043339
This is somewhat justified for Lynch's side.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043391
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043391
>>26043339
>EXCALIBUR
>in Belka

oh Karla you magnificent bitch what are you up to
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043393
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:17 No.26043393
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Galagoth
07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043399
Galagoth 07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043399
>>26043346
nigga you never go full ned stark
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043407
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043407
>>26043375
He's not trying to magically end a war. He wants to force a stalemate long enough for peace talks to go through.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043410
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043410
>>26043339
Well the only way we can get more Ace Combat now is if we actually do tank joust someone.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043421
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:18 No.26043421
>>26043410

FLYING TANK JOUST
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:19 No.26043434
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:19 No.26043434
>>26043339
Merc, you magnificent bastard.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:19 No.26043437
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:19 No.26043437
>>26043410
>tank joust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wiskH1UE4c
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:20 No.26043469
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:20 No.26043469
>>26043343
Even if it's not a surefire thing, I'm sure we can set aside our murderboner for a while in order to try and accomplish something that has a chance of stopping the war, a sliver of a chance is worth more than satisfying our rage on Lynch
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.26043475
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.26043475
>>26043421
Now come on anon THAT'S just silly.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.26043476
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.26043476
>>26043399
>implying we, as Gallians, are beholden to Federation law
>implying the Federation needs a war with Gallia right now
We certainly wouldn't be safe, but we'd be safer than Ned
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.26043489
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:21 No.26043489
>>26043437
The soundtrack is one of the reason's I've always loved AC.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:23 No.26043527
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:23 No.26043527
>>26043469
Well, I guess as long as he gets executed or incarcerated for treason and attempted assassination in the end I will be satisfied. I just hate it when scheming types get to get "just as planned" when there's opportunity and reason to stop their shit.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:24 No.26043537
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:24 No.26043537
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>>26043475

Because one of the first uses of the glider designs will be to have our tank brought with us deep into enemy territory.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:24 No.26043541
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:24 No.26043541
>>26043489
AC has amazing soundtracks. Among my top 5 favorite all time.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)02:24 No.26043557
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)02:24 No.26043557
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>>26043339
"What is with the Valkrur and superweapons?" Sam frowns. "They seem to love leaving those things everywhere."

"Well, if you believe your Archduchess Cordelia, the Valkrur were rather relentless warmongers." Lynch shrugs. "In either case, both of these weapons will put this war on a whole new level of death and destruction. Both sides think they're their ace in the holes, which means peace isn't an option as long as they exist."

"And you want us to destroy both of them, don't you?" You sigh.

"Correct."

"Damnit, Lynch." You shake your head. "I am going to fucking kill you one day."

"Perhaps, after this war is over."

"I...just... UGH!" You punch Lynch again.

"Take this opportunity for some rest and relaxation. I'll contact you with further details when preparations are ready." Lynch says, not even phased by the attack.

You leave the command center, visibly stewing. Seriously, fuck Lynch. Even though he had some noble motives, he was still a massive asshole.

You... you need something to take your mind off this.

>You need a drink. Lots of drinks.
>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.
>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.
>Other
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:25 No.26043569
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:25 No.26043569
>>26043339
>"I was hoping you would say that." Lynch takes out two folders, labeled STONEHENGE and EXACALIBUR.

We Ace Combat nao.
>Shit just got real.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:25 No.26043575
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:25 No.26043575
>>26043527
Well then let's make sure to survive this mission so we can properly screw him over.
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Armchair Tank Commander
07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043579
Armchair Tank Commander 07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043579
>>26043557
>>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.
Just clear Jager's mind for the moment.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043584
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043584
>>26043557
>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.
>>
Wrenloft
07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043586
Wrenloft 07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043586
>>26043557
>>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.
>>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043588
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043588
>>26043557

>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043590
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:26 No.26043590
>>26043557
>>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.

Go dance with our girl, she always wanted to be a princess.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:27 No.26043607
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:27 No.26043607
>>26043557
>>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:27 No.26043609
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:27 No.26043609
>>26043557
>>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.


This is big...too big. We might need help here and the bottle or Sam is not going to help here.

So please guys pick someone who has experience here,
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043619
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043619
>>26043557
>>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.

we should give Sam a nice dance while we can.

>>26043590
She may not be able to become a princess, but a Lady is another story.
>>
Karlafag who holds no grudge, (...)
07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043622
Karlafag who holds no grudge, because Sam is a good person, and Jager is happy with her 07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043622
>>26043557
>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.
Tonight, Samantha Wellings gets to be a nobleman's Lady.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043623
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043623
>>26043557
>find grandma, get insight

And cookies
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043631
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:28 No.26043631
>>26043557
>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.

There's a lot of negative things we can say about Lynch, but he can definitely take a punch or two.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:29 No.26043638
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:29 No.26043638
>>26043557
>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.
We need some wisdom bombs, and stat
>>26043575
AMEN.There's no more way we can say no to this now that we know what it is, but fuck me if we're not getting him back for that stupid ass setup.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:29 No.26043655
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:29 No.26043655
>>26043586
Eh, both sounds good. I'll second.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:30 No.26043671
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:30 No.26043671
>>26043557
>>Go out with Sam. You never got to do proper ballroom things during the conference.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:30 No.26043675
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:30 No.26043675
>>26043557
Sam first, Grandma second. Take Sam out for a BIG night on the town. She deserves at least that much for all this bullshit. Then we snuggle and hold hands
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:30 No.26043683
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:30 No.26043683
>>26043557

>>Find Grandma. She might be able to get some insight.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:32 No.26043712
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:32 No.26043712
>>26043557
>Can't deal with it.
>Sam. I want to give her a half way decent night, damnit.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:33 No.26043745
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:33 No.26043745
>>26043557

If it's possible I'd Sam > Grandma > Drinks in that order.

Otherwise
>Go out with Sam
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:35 No.26043786
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:35 No.26043786
>>26043675
>>26043745

I like how we ditch sam halfway through the nite to go to grandma.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:36 No.26043810
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:36 No.26043810
>Confronted Karla
>Stopped an assassination
>Almost lost Sam. Again.
>Got shot
>Had to make a deal with a total asshole
>Has to destroy two giant superweapons now
Jager just had the roughest night of his life. Discounting the attack on his home.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:37 No.26043823
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:37 No.26043823
>>26043786
>Grandma! Grandma! Shit is going down, Granny! Get all of your Darscens together-- It's time they get revenge on all of this Valkyr bullshit, one undone screw at a time!
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:39 No.26043857
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:39 No.26043857
>>26043786
Lynch said he'd contact us "when preparations were ready". I was working on the guess that this would be at least a day or two
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:41 No.26043922
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:41 No.26043922
>>26043590
I know, that Sam and Jaeger had a tough night but we need wisdom or anything. This is a serious situation, and we need all the edges we can get.

We can cuddle with Sam after but right now we need to prepare as much as we can, or else we risk losing her again/
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:45 No.26043993
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:45 No.26043993
>>26043922
I thought he wanted to get his mind off the subject for a time
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:47 No.26044030
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:47 No.26044030
So anyone else kind of not really feeling the merc business after this night? I really want the Demons to stay together some way but I don't want to keeping risking lives here.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:47 No.26044035
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:47 No.26044035
>>26043993
>You... you need something to take your mind off this.
Yep...
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:52 No.26044115
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:52 No.26044115
>>26044030
I don't know the state of the Sturmfuhrer estate's finances, but I doubt we could hire them all as retainers...plus, I suspect quite a few would get bored and leave.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:52 No.26044123
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:52 No.26044123
>>26044035
Shit, smoke em if you got em!
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:52 No.26044126
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:52 No.26044126
>>26044035
And all of the options provide that.

Grandma can tell us what we need to hear
Sam is who we need to see
And getting shitfaced with our men is what we need to do

So I'm good with any of them.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)02:53 No.26044135
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)02:53 No.26044135
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>>26043557
You decide to go off to find Grandma for now. She should know how to handle this. Or at least make you feel better. You see her slowly making her way to her car, and you manage to head her off.

"Ah, Jager, you look DREADFUL." Grandma observes. "Did that asshole Lynch rope you into some sort of suicidal mission for the good of Europa?"

"W-wait, you know Lynch?" You gasp.

"Jager, when you're around as long as I am, you get to know quite a few people." Grandma grins. "He's certainly nothing like his father. He was such a charming fellow."

You're not sure you're comfortable with where this conversation is going. "Um, can we get back to Lynch?"

"Oh, let me worry about Lynch. I know a thing or two about espionage." Grandma smiles evilly. "You should worry about not dying horribly. I want to see some great-grandchildren before I die, you know!"

"Y-yes, Grandma." You say meekly.

"Speaking of great-grandchildren," Grandma smiles. "Where's Samantha? You should be spending the night with rather than an old hag like! Go! Shoo!"

You walk back to the castle entrance. Pretty much all of the guests have left, and most the Demons have, too. As far as you know, it's just you and Sam in this empty courtyard. Sam is still in her dress, and is sitting on the stairs looking incredibly tired.

"Rough night?" You ask as you slump down beside her.

"Like you won't believe." Sam sighs rests her head on your shoulder. "I really wanted to enjoy the ball too, you know!"

"Well, actually," You smile. "It's not too late."

"Huh?"

You stand up and offer hand to her. "Would you care for a dance, Sam?"

"W-well..." Sam looks away, blushing. "I d-don't really know how to dance..."

"Don't worry, I'll lead." You laugh and pull her up to her feet.

And in the cold night air, under the soft moonlight, the two of you dance to a silent tune. The world seems to stop around you and before you know it, both you and Sam are completely lost in the moment.

(con)
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)02:54 No.26044159
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)02:54 No.26044159
>>26044135
>And that's it for tonight! Next thread will be this Wednesday, 6-7pm PST!
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:54 No.26044186
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:54 No.26044186
>>26044135
>(con)
you dirty lying whore
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:55 No.26044195
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:55 No.26044195
>>26044135
A (con) for >>26044159 that... Hate.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)02:56 No.26044223
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)02:56 No.26044223
>>26044186
Blame the character limit.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:56 No.26044232
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:56 No.26044232
Welp. Time for a side chapter next time, then? I think I need a break before we go full superweapon hunt. How many of our old pals can we bring in for this?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:56 No.26044233
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:56 No.26044233
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>>26044135

>"He's certainly nothing like his father. He was such a charming fellow."

Oh shit.

IS LYNCH RELATED BY BLOOD?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:57 No.26044242
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:57 No.26044242
Thanks for running Merc, wild ride as always. Nice tease there too.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:57 No.26044246
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:57 No.26044246
>>26044159
....this is early. I was expecting it to end at about 5am central.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:58 No.26044268
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:58 No.26044268
>>26044233

That one crazy conclusion to jump to just because grandma got around back in the day.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:58 No.26044279
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:58 No.26044279
>>26044246
It's also a Monday... was a Monday when he started.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:58 No.26044282
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:58 No.26044282
Thanks for the thread, MC. Today was a much more wilder ride than usual thanks to the dice gods conspiring against us, but the tension really made it great in the end. See ya Wednesday.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:59 No.26044297
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:59 No.26044297
What would have happened if we did walk out on lynch? Would we have gotten the quest some other way? Or would we be doing something unrelated?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)02:59 No.26044299
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)02:59 No.26044299
>>26044135
>"Oh, let me worry about Lynch. I know a thing or two about espionage." Grandma smiles evilly.
You scare me sometimes, Granny.

>

And in the cold night air, under the soft moonlight, the two of you dance to a silent tune. The world seems to stop around you and before you know it, both you and Sam are completely lost in the moment.

All of my D'AAAAAAAAW!
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)03:01 No.26044320
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)03:01 No.26044320
>>26044246
Yeah, well, this seemed like a natural point to stop.

I ran on monday because I wanted to wrap up the ballroom arc.

WHICH REMINDS ME. You guys want story or side chapter this wednesday?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:01 No.26044335
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:01 No.26044335
>>26044320

Depends on the side story focus.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:01 No.26044344
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:01 No.26044344
>>26044320

I could go for a side chapter after all this. That or a low risk story.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044349
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044349
>>26044297
You probably would have found it all out the hard way.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044351
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044351
>>26044320
if side chapter is more Matt and Artya shennanigans, then that, if not, then story
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044354
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044354
>>26044320
side story pls
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044361
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:02 No.26044361
>>26044335
KARLAAAAAAAAAAA
at the ball
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:03 No.26044374
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:03 No.26044374
>>26044349
hard way being megalazers, random explosions, or ninjas in the night?
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)03:03 No.26044379
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)03:03 No.26044379
Because currently all I got is either Lanseal shenanigans, or a side story centered around Elsa.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:03 No.26044384
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:03 No.26044384
>>26044320
Side chapter.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.26044393
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.26044393
>>26044379

No karla?

sadfrog.jpg
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.26044396
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.26044396
>>26044379
Lanseal shenanigans is always fun.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.26044400
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:04 No.26044400
>>26044320
Side story sounds good for some unwinding. Also, a question. Are we ever going to meet up with some of the people from the Demon's past? Tarin, Julia, and Isolde specifically have some pretty interesting stuff that I'd like to see in the main story.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:05 No.26044412
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:05 No.26044412
>>26044379
Fanfiction retcon adventures of Vanilla Bitchtits?
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
07/16/13(Tue)03:05 No.26044414
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 07/16/13(Tue)03:05 No.26044414
>>26044400
That's what the third act is aaaaaaaallll about, baby!
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:06 No.26044432
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:06 No.26044432
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>>26044414
Nice.
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Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:07 No.26044454
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:07 No.26044454
>>26044414
Well that settles it. We are officially saving our last spot on the team for a 57 year old fencer.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:07 No.26044458
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:07 No.26044458
Would like more Helroise's Kitchen
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:07 No.26044463
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:07 No.26044463
>>26044320
side story (lanseal)
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:13 No.26044555
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:13 No.26044555
>>26044454
I thought we wanted another Engineer?
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:14 No.26044577
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:14 No.26044577
>>26044555
It would be nice to have another engineer sure, but c'mon that guy was pimpin'.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)03:19 No.26044652
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)03:19 No.26044652
>>26044577
Can't argue with that.
>>
EchoGarrote
07/16/13(Tue)03:58 No.26045286
EchoGarrote 07/16/13(Tue)03:58 No.26045286
>>26044652
So, here's the question, what is Excalibur? Stonehenge is a mass of big-ass cannons, Valkof was a wave cannon, and the Hammer (from VC3) was an ICBM.

Either way, Karla's going to spill blood before she gives it up. This is her ace in the hole. This is probably why she's been playing nice for the Empire, and all the other sins she's justifying. All she needs is Excalibur and then Belka can be safe. A tragedy from start to finish, of a person who can't see the forest for the trees.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)04:21 No.26045747
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:21 No.26045747
>>26045286
IIRC Excalibur was a giant laser weapon.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)04:54 No.26046249
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)04:54 No.26046249
Am i the only one that finds it hilarious we burned 2 rerolls on a mock mission?

Fuck Lynch, seriously
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)05:00 No.26046325
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:00 No.26046325
>>26046249
I'm not sure it counts as "mock" when neither team is aware its a test and both are using live ammo and aiming to kill.

But yeah, fuck him.
>>
Anonymous
07/16/13(Tue)05:04 No.26046376
Anonymous 07/16/13(Tue)05:04 No.26046376
>>26046325
Lynch is capable of doing what 2 belkan assault campaign and a village full of ragnite zombie couldn't do. Twice

He's like the fucking EX boss
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