Mr. Alberswazy works fast.

Get food, your body is nothing to be ashamed of.

>>25987915
>[] get food, despite being in nothing but your birthday suit
TYRONE IS HUNNNGRRRY

>>25987915
>>[] get food, despite being in nothing but your birthday suit

>>25987915
>>[] shower, get dressed, brush your teeth
>>[] get food, despite being in nothing but your birthday suit
Let's compromise between these two. Slip on your bright purple robe and matching bunny slippers and go for breakfast in that.

>>25987915
You stretch and lawn like the Tiger you are, before your stomach makes itself know, you're starving. You lumber out of bed and towards the door, your head throbbing from what was a night to remember. You push open to door and continue on your way through the rather populated corridor. Several women gasp and at least one faints, the Men look upon you with a mixture of distaste and jealousy. You both notice and enjoy the breeze and the freedom. After awhile you manage to find the mess hall again. A man with a rather glorious mustache ceases cutting a spicy sausage as you pass, and a rather petite doctor spits out her morning coffee in your presence. The line parts before you, curses and gasps of disgust and surprise fill the air. One of the cook looks at you with the eyes of someone who has seen the end of times and returned. His mouth is agape in either horror or awe, it doesn't really matter which.
what do you choose to power yourself with today.
>[] Coffee, black with a side of toast
>[] Sausage, sunny side up eggs, banana
>[] hashbrowns and bacon with a glass of OJ to wash it down
>[] other

>>25988089
All of the above.

>>25988089
>[] other
>Fuck, I'm naked in a place that probably has kids running around

>>25988089
>>[] Sausage, sunny side up eggs, banana

Shiiieeeet. This isn't my kitchen.

>>25988089
>>[] hashbrowns and bacon with a glass of OJ to wash it down
The correct choice. Also, we're pretty naked right now.

>>25988089
>[] Sausage, sunny side up eggs, banana
>[] hashbrowns and bacon with a glass of OJ to wash it down
A full complete breakfast - the breakfast of champions

>>25988089
YOU HAVE A MIGHTY HUNGER. You grab a cup of the blackest coffee you can find, the most buttered piece of toast, the juiciest sausage, the largest cup of OJ you have ever seen which may or not have been the pitcher, two sunny side up eggs, a unusually large banana, some hashbrowns, and three strips of crisp bacon. You look upon your morning feast and feel a sense of accomplishment. You move towards the nearest table, and are given a wide breadth by the others. A buck tooth man with a pedostache stares at you like a child who was just told saint nick wasn't real

"What you looking at, honky?" You ask as you peel open the banana and take a bite.

"N..nothing" He stutters as he quickly averts his eyes. You finally look down and realize you forgot to get dressed, fully showing the glory of your body to everyone who is lucky enough to have eyes

"ahh shit" You laugh "well that explains a lot, though the human body is a beautiful thing that you shouldn't be embarrassed to show off, especially mine".

You continue to dig into your meal, and awkward silence filling the room besides your rather noisy eating. Luckily Juno appears to have sleeped in, or have gotten wind of your morning streak before she actually saw your nude form, You finish up and head back to your room, winking at several of the female staff as you pass by.
What do you wear today.
>[]Plain grey suit
>[]Your purple suit and funkolicous shades
>[]Something that appears similar to riot gear
And what do you do
>[] go to the shooting range
>[] hunt down someone (roll 1d100)
>[] read up on Juno
>[] other

>>25988343
>[]Your purple suit and funkolicous shades
Always in style...
>[] read up on Juno
What's up with the kid? How did she end up in this DEVIL JUICE business. We gotta help her out.

>>25988343
Keep up the funk.

>[ ] Purple suit and funkalicious shades.

And then let's go
>[ ] To the Shooting Range!

>>25988343
>"What you looking at, honky?" You ask as you peel open the banana and take a bite.
>"N..nothing" He stutters as he quickly averts his eyes.
It's just like my /pol/ comics!

>>25988343
>[]Your purple suit and funkolicous shades
>[] Read up on Juno

>>25988343
Let's keep it funky, and then try out the piece. Keep an eye out for Juno though.

>>25988343
>>[]Your purple suit and funkolicous shades
>[] read up on Juno

>>25988343
Gotta keep up the funk, You put on your purple suit, and your funkolcious shades
+10 funk gained

"Damn, who is this visage of masculine beauty before me" You say to your reflection "Oh its just me, TYRONE ALBERSWAZY". You feel alive and filled with funk, nothing can keep you down, not even the man.

You track down the folder the Honky gave you yesterday, and decide to read up on your charge, however you are surprised to find nothing of her past, just strange charts and notes. You however learn her blood type is A, and that she loves herself some blueberry pie. one note that stands out however is one written in large friendly letters. It reads "Do not anger or put under unneeded stress, we don't want a repeat of her last handler". How mysterious.
may need to continue reading about Juno later. However you realize that your "fighting abilities" will only protect her for so long, you need to learn how properly use a gun. You cautiosly pick up the pistol the honky gave you, and head towards the shooting range, keeping an eye out for Juno.
You finally manage to find your way there, and are met with a sight of several targets and boxes of ammo, no one seems to be around
what do you do
>[] leave
>[] put on some of those headphone things and begin shooting
>[] you don't need no headphones, can't be that hard
roll 1d100

>>25988636
>>[] put on some of those headphone things and begin shooting

Rolled 29

>>25988636
>[] put on some of those headphone things and begin shooting

Rolled 89

>>25988636
>[] put on some of those headphone things and begin shooting
Where can we get some tunes?

Rolled 41

>>25988636
>>[] put on some of those headphone things and begin shooting

>>25988636
>[] you don't need no headphones, can't be that hard

Rolled 90

>>25988636
>>[] put on some of those headphone things and begin shooting
Remember, chicks love proper shooting procedure.

>>25988636
shit just realized I forgot my name

You've heard gunshots before, and have watched more than one buddy cop movie in your lifetime, you know that you have to wear those, headphone things for lack of a better, while in a shooting range. Surprisingly they have them in purple, imagine that. You place them over your ears and find yourself in the world of the deaf. You walk into a booth, sweat forming along your brow, you raise the pistol in one hand and fire.
*bang*
Shocked by the amount of recoil it had you miss the target entirely. After a few moments of finding your breath, you aim again, both hands holding the gun.
You take a deep breath, and feel all of your troubles melt away, you are one with the gun, and the gun with you, perfectly aligned
you aim down the sights and.
*bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *click*. You look at the target.
3 bullets to the head
one to the heart
one to the shoulder
"DAMN!" You shout in surprise at your own feat, if that target was a person, he'd be pushing up daisy, going to meet ol jack, dead.

"What?" a rather large bearded man asks.

"Do you not see what I just did" You say near giddy with excitement

"So?" He says "I've seen better"

"It was my first time firing a gun" You say.

"Really...I mean impressive" The man says turning beet red

"What do you mean really?" You ask, moving the gun for emphasis.

"Nothing its just that...you know" he says quitely

"I'm black, yes I know!" You say "but that doesn't mean I go around shooting people for no reason, you racist".

"N..no I'm not racist" The big man says "Some of my best friends are black, its just".

"What?" You ask throwing your arms out.

"I cannot believe this was your first time firing a gun with precision like that" he says

how do you respond
>[] whatever you say
>[] Really?
>[] Well of course Tyrone Alberswazy is a natural marksmen
>[] its all cool
>[] other

>>25988837
>[] Well of course Tyrone Alberswazy is a natural marksmen
Really emphasize our name.

Rolled 71

>>25988837
>[] Its all cool

>>25988837
>>[] its all cool

>>25988837
>>[] Well of course Tyrone Alberswazy is a natural marksmen
Give him an out while bragging/being boisterous.

>>25988837
You think about it for a moment, This guy seems alright enough, just a bit awkward, not as much as the honky from yesterday, but then again he set the bar pretty damn high.

"Don't worry my brother, its all good" You say smiling "The name's Tyrone, tyrone ALBERSWAZY". Taken aback by your sudden acceptance, or perhaps your wild hand movements.

"Maybe I could give you lessons sometime, big guy" You say puffing out your chest in pride. this cause the big man to burst out in laughter and slap you on the shoulder.

"You are nothing like Dr. Johnson describe" he says in between bouts of laughter "I am Gregor Walsh, the youngest of the Walshs".

"Gregor" You say testing out the name "fits a big man like you, nice and strong, though I must ask, how did Dr Johnson describe me".

"Well volatile and mentally unwell" he says "And I was expecting even worse after hearing about your morning from damn near half the facility".

"Gregor my man" You say putting a hand on his shoulder "sometimes you just got to free yourself from the confines of clothing and walk as god intended you to".

"That is...an interesting point of view" He says.
you nod in agreement.

"So what finds you here, my overly large friend?" You ask.

"I heard a gunshot" He says "I was suspicious as to who would be shooting so early in the morning".

"Well I hope I didn't interrupt anything important" you say.

"You didn't" He says "besides shortening my sleep an hour or two

what do you do
>[] apologize
>[] see if he can teach you any Close quarters combat
>[] leave your new friend and look for someone
>[] see if you can find music in this place
>[] try and look like your doing something important
>[] other

>>25989095
"Early to rise is good for you, Ben Franklin said that and he's on the hundred so he'd know".
Then I guess try for CQC.

>>25989095
>[] Apologize
>[] See if he can teach you any Close quarters combat

>>25989147
This sounds good.
Tyron Alberswazy is a gentleman.

>>25989095

"Shit man, I'm sorry, probably ruined your day" you "But my momma always told me, Early to rise is good for you, Ben Franklin said that and he's on the hundred so he'd know".

"It's alright friend" he says "your mother sounds like a .....wise woman". you nod, a tear forming in your eye.

"Yeah she is, to bad I ain't ever gonna see her no more" You say "seeing as everyone I used to know thinks I'm dead".

"I know your pain little man" Gregor says nodding. Just then and Idea hits you, Gregor has to know how to handle himself in a fight, maybe he can teach you a few tricks, anything to help you protect Juno, seeing as all you know is to aim for the jaw and the family jewels.

"Say Gregor, my man" You say looking up into his dull brown eyes "Do you think you can teach me a thing or two".

"About what?" he asks.

"Close quarters combat" you say "Like how to snap someones neck or disarm them, you know like the stuff on the T.V".

"Well I am not an expert, but I guess we could spar" he says "Follow me". You follow the mountain of a man through many dull corridors, not a beauty in sight, damn. eventually you find yourself in a large room with some pads in the middle of it, and weights, treadmills and other kinds of exercise equipment.

"Damn, you guys have everything" You say taking in the smell of sweat,blood, and rotting cheese.

"Well most of us do live down here, devoting our lives to our job" He says nodding "But now is not the time for talk, I'm certain they have outfitted your locker with everything you need".
Soon. You enter the "arena" chest bare, hand's covered in masking tape, a pair of dull purple sweat pants the only visible clothing. Gregor is dressed Similar, except he looks like a bear and is wearing a two sizes too small pair of shorts. He punches his fists together

"Whenever your ready" He says

>>25989314
how do you approach this fight
>[] fast and hard
>[] stay just out of his reach till he can't fight no more
>[] jump on the big guy and choke him out
>[] aim for the jewels
>[] other
roll 1d100

>>25989322
>[] stay just out of his reach till he can't fight no more

Rolled 69

>>25989322
>>[] aim for the jewels

>>25989341
oh the irony...

Rolled 1

>>25989322
>[] stay just out of his reach till he can't fight no more

Rolled 6

>>25989349
Oh God what have I done.

Rolled 62

>>25989322
>[] aim for the jewels
We fight to win.

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>>25989349

>>25989314
You shout a battle cry and charge forward, Gregor's family jewels your target. He throws a punch at you, you manage to hop out of the way before slamming your foot between his legs
He shouts in pain, one hand shooting down to check if they're still there, the other slamming into your chest. You jump back out of reach, only for Gregor to grab your leg and pull you down. He raises his foot aiming for your chest. You try and roll of the way, but you aren't quick enough, instinctively your legs kick at the nearest target.....poot Gregor
Both of you are on the ground
Gregor seems to be on the verge of losing his breakfast.
You trying to catch your breath after Gregor stomped it out of you.

"You fight dirty little man" He groans.

"No, I fight to win" You say as you struggle to stand up.

"I will admit your tactic was...brilliant in a way" He says as he stands up and weakly wobbles in place "But do you really think you'll be able to kick a man's balls when he has a gun to your head?". Shit, he's right.

What do you do.
>[] round two
>[] leave to make sure your ribs are in one piece
>[] find someone (juno, Hilga, Honky, Emilia Blake)
>[] other

>>25989422
[] leave to make sure your ribs are in one piece

>>25989422
>>[] leave to make sure your ribs are in one piece

>>25989422
>[] leave to make sure your ribs are in one piece
Good fight, Gregor.

>>25989422
>challenge a man to a sparring match
>kick him in the balls
>leave
Tyrone is a dick.

>>25989422
"Good fight Gregor" You say clutching your chest "We need to do this again sometime"

"Next time I'm wearing a crotch plate" he says as he sits down to catch his "breath".
you quickly get dressed into your purple suit and shades, you admire yourself again in a mirror before the pain in your chest reminds you that should go get yourself checked out by someone with medical expertise, shouldn't be that hard. Eventually you manage to track down someone who looks like he has medical expertise.

"You" You call out to him "come here".

"OH thank god you're actually dressed now" he says with a sigh "What do you need".

"I think one my ribs got fucked up" You say.

"How?" he asks as he feels up your chest.

"Fought the Big guy" You answer as you feel a sharp pain.

"Gregor?" he asks "How the hell did you piss him off?"

"I didn't, we were sparing" You answer.

"I'm guessing Gregor won" he says

"It was a draw" you say with a smile

"How in the..." the man says with a mixture of awe and fear in his eyes.

"Cracked his walnuts" You say

"What do yo...Oh..Oh god" He says recoiling from a phantom pain "Well they don't seem to be broken, if you experience any pains, just go to the lab, I'm sure they'll fix you up"

"Well thank the lord" You say as you walk off.
despite a pain in your chest, you are perfectly healthy
what do you do
>[] find Juno
>[] talk to some people
>[] find hilga
>[] find honky
>[] Go to mess hall, that fight made you a wee bit peckish
>[] shower, don't want people to think you dirty
>[] wander about

>>25989533
He fights to win

>>25989561
>[] Go to mess hall, that fight made you a wee bit peckish
Load up. Then go directly to
>[] find Juno

>>25989561
>>[] shower, don't want people to think you dirty

>>25989561
second this!

>>25989568
In a sparring match.

>>25989561
Quick shower, then Juno.

>>25989611
what?

>>25989625
sry second>>25989587

>>25989561
>[] Shower, don't want people to think you dirty
>[] Find Juno

Oh shit I missed the first one, be right back after I finish reading it.

>>25989657

>>25989657
Are you also doing main Handler Quest?

>>25989667
Yeah I read the first one and got pretty excited for this one if thats what you mean.

>>25989667
>main
I don't know that one is more main than the other. The other one only lacks a subtitle because that's how it started.

>>25989687
True, true.
I gotta say, doing both of them at the same time is the best. They're the same setting, but completely different flavor.

>>25989561
You smell like shit you're aware, You decide to go take a quick shower. once again no beauties in the halls. when you get to your pad you are pleasantly surprised to find that Your shower is well stocked with your favorite scent, Cinnamon tiger. Soon you are squeaky clean, and smelling like a predator
+2 funk
You feel a bit peckish and go into the mess hall, the chef looks at you like a man who had just seen the devil rise from the ground
he seems relived when you only take two piece of the freshly baked blueberry pie.
doesn't take long to find Juno, you suspect she smelled the pie

"Hey lil un" You say to her handing her a piece of the pie.

"Hello Mr. Al bur swah zee" She says

"Its Al Burr swah zaye" You say, moving your fork around like a conductor "But I'll let it slide this time".

"Its not like it matters" She says as she takes a bite of the pie.

"Why doesn't it?" you ask "I mean were going to be seeing a lot of eachother".

"Cause you'll die" she say sadly.

"Oh please, Tyrone Alberswazy won't be dying for a long time" You say.

"The last one thought the same thing" She says.

"Well he wasn't me" You say as you sneak a bite out of her cake.

"Hey!" She shouts, the air seems to heat up.

"Oh simmer down, it's just pie" You say.

"Blue berry pie" She says angrily.

"And its damn good" you say as you finish your piece, causing her to move her's out of reach

"So" You say as she shovels the pie away "What happened to your last handler". She remains silent.

"Oh come on it can't be that bad" You say.
more silence, besides the tapping of feet and the click of a fork.

"Could it?" You ask. more silence, but the way she looks at you answers your question

"Ah Mr.Alberswazy and Juno" A familar voice says "Just the two I've been looking for"

"Why hello Misses Blake" You say "and why would that be".

"Well you have an assignment" She says.

"What is it" You ask, noting the scared look on Juno's face

"I cannot answer that" She says
(cont)

>>25989811
>"I cannot answer that" She says
"Sure you can!"

>>25989811
"Why not?" You ask

"I have a meeting with one of your colleagues Mr.Alberswazy" She says walking off "You've met Hilga yes, well she'll fill you in on the rest"

"Oh yeah, I've met her" you say "Come on lil un, best not to keep the lovely miss Hilga waiting"
Soon
You walk into one of the labs or researcher's rooms as the sign on the door told you, it reminds you of the inside of those alien space ships from the one movie you saw once, real cheesy little thing that was. Several doctors dart back and forth, three people in the room are worth note
Hilga
a rather small man
and a girl in a room separated by glass, she looks to be in her teens and seems a bit jittery
"Ahh Tyrone" Hilga says as you walk in " I wasn't expecting you"

"Really?" You ask "Cause Miss Blake told me to come see you, said I had an assignment". Hilga's face turns grim

"Already?" she asks "But its your second day on the job".

"Oh I'm sure he can handle it" the small guy says before murmuring under his breath "I mean he can handle you". his voice drowning in sarcasm and sounding quite snob.

"What's the problem" You ask staring at the small guy.

"Don't mind Peter, he's not always like this" she says.

"Oh nothing besides the fact we're sending out one of our irreplaceable subjects with a man who assaults doctors" Peter says.

"It was a misunderstanding" Hilga retorts

"Oh I'm sure it was, Big man couldn't understand what he was seeing so he reacted the only way he knew how too, by beating it with a stick" Peter says

"What the fuck is your problem man?" you ask staring him in the eyes.

"Do you think you intimidating me?" he asks "The other guy at least could back it up

what do you do
>[] ignore him
>[] Show him how wrong he is (punch him)
>[] insult his mother
>[] other

>>25989991
>>[] insult his mother
For being a son of thousand fathers, yous got some sad genes my friend

>>25989991
>"The other guy at least could back it up
Pretty sure we're still earlier in the day than the other thread, aren't we?

>>25989991
>>[] insult his mother

>>25990037
nope
between fighting Gregor, showering, going to the mess hall, and tracking down Juno

>>25989991
>[] Show him how wrong he is (punch him)
Peter's earned it.

Keep our cool in front of the girl. Just tell him we'll show him how well we can back it up if we have time before the mission.

>>25989991
"Damn son" You say shacking your head "for being the son of soooo many father's you sure got fucked when it came to genes, my friend".

"Resorting to insulting my mother now are you" he says calmly "At least mine didn't sell her body to anyone with a dollar"

"WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAMA" You scream grabbing her by the collar.

"Oh she must be so proud of you' He says "attacking a man who makes more in a month then you ever will"

"Peter please" Hilga begs.

"Oh what is he going to do Hilga" He laughs nervously "He's already attacked Dr.Johnson, he wouldn't risk putting his ass in deeper water, I mean he isn't that stupid".

"Excuse me Miss Hilga" You say as calmly as possible "This will only take a second" You let go.

"See" he says sounding proud and relieved, or he was before you kicked him in the walnuts and followed it up by slamming your fist into his smug face.
You wipe the blood from his now bent nose on shocked doctor's scrubs

"PETER" Hilga shouts out

"He had it coming, no one insults my Momma" you say.

"You hit him" Juno says staring at the quivering pile that called itself a man.

"That I did" You say nodding "Now do you think I can back it up, huh". he groans

"Why did you do that?" She asks

"He deserved it" You answer.

"Look" Hilga says rubbing her temple "I'll get you what you need, just please try and stop attacking staff".

"For you sugah" You say causing Juno to look ill, "Anything".
Later
it feels good to be outside again, though you are a bit distraught that they didn't get your old ride, now you have to drive around in the black car, the kind your momma said to avoid
Juno is sitting in the passenger seat, seeming a bit scared.
According to the directions they gave you, your not far from the abandoned building they said you had to take Juno to, said something bout it being far enough away from most places that no one would see
what do you do
>[] try and talk to her
>[] open the briefcase they gave you
>[] remain silent
>[] other

>>25990120
>[] try and talk to her

>>25990120
>>[] remain silent
if we don`t nag her, she will eventually talk to us

>>25990120
>[] open the briefcase they gave you
>[] try and talk to her

MULTI-TASKING!

>>25990120
You open the briefcase they gave you, causing Juno's eyes to go wide with fear again
"Don't worry" you say as you drive with your knees "I've done this a hundred times". this does not seem to help.
Inside it was, 1 syringe of devil juice, a miniature fire extinguisher, a radio for communication, a folder or two, and what appears to be a bag with a slice of blueberry pie marked "incentive". you shut the briefcase, angry that they still are using the devil juice.

"So how's the family" You ask.

"Don't have one" She says, sounding a bit hurt

"Oh everyone has one" You say

"Not us" She says.

"Why not?" you ask

"We just don't, stop asking" she says.

"Fine" you say "So what happened to your last handler".

"He died" She says.

"How?" you ask.

"Saving me" She answers. You think about asking from what, but the look in her eyes tells you this is a bad idea.
Soon
You arrive at your destination, a dilapidated house far away from much everything else

"Looks creepy" Juno says looking at.

"Looks like the home I grew up in" You say.

You get out of the car, the warm night air on your skin. Juno is wearing what could be described as the saddest summer gown to ever exist. the door is locked, but rotted, and soon it is in pieces, Juno is unimpressed. You soon find several pieces of wood and furniture lying around in this dusty cobweb filled house. Opening one of the folders you learn you are to, "test" Juno's abilites
what do you do
>[] set up several targets of wood and furniture at varying distances
>[] use yourself as a target
>[] other

>>25990231
>[] set up several targets of wood and furniture at varying distances

>>25990231
>[] set up several targets of wood and furniture at varying distances

It's the smart move.

>>25990231
>>[] other
ask her what she can do, also what triggers it. then decide how to train

>>25990231
You decide not to be an idiot and do the smart thing. taking several planks of wood, chairs, the most hideous couch you've ever seen, and a the remains of the door, you soon have several targets set up in an otherwise empty room.

"Ok, do your thing" You say with your hand placed on her shoulder "if anything goes wrong we have a fire extinguisher, so don't worry".
she seems a bit nervous, what do you do
>[] cheer her on (roll 1d100
>[] let her do this herself, good for character
>[] insult (roll 1d100)
>[] threaten to eat the pie if she fucks up

Rolled 10

>>25990281
>>[] cheer her on (roll 1d100

Rolled 89

>>25990281
>[] cheer her on
Dice pls

>>25990281
>[] let her do this herself, good for character

Rolled 12

>>25990281
Cheer her on. C'mon don't ya enjoy being like someone straight outta a comic?

>>25990281
you decided to try and boot her moral
"Come on lil un" You say "You can do it".

"But what if I can't" She says

"You seemed quite able to when it was me who was the target" you say.

"You were attacking the doctor" she says "I had to".

"And you have to do it again now" you say. She remains silent

"Look, just imagine they are someone you hate" You say.

"Ok" she says closing her eyes, her brow furrowing as if in deep thought.

"Come on, you can do it, imagine how satisfying it will be to see the bastard burn".

"You aren't helping" she says "Just be quite, its easier when its quite"

"Fine, just know I believe in you, Juno" You say as you back off and watch from a distance.
it happens suddenly, starting with the sound of wood burning as one of the chairs catches fire.

"That's it!" You shout in excitement. another chair goes up in flames

"You're a natural" You cheer "Keep going, you can do it, I know you can". With a loud boom
most of the room catches fire, and you're on your ass.

"Damn" You say, before noticing that juno is hunched over in pain "oh shit"

what do you do.
>[] see if she's alright
>[] put out the fires
>[] other

>>25990387
>>[] see if she's alright

>>25990387
>>[] put out the fires

>>25990387
Go on and see if she's alright.
We might want to ready up the fire extinguisher too just in case.

>>25990387
>>[] put out the fires
then
>[] see if she's alright
or else no one will be allright

Rolled 13

>>25990387
Put out the fires, no reason to see to her if we're trapped in a buring room.

>>25990387
Grabbing the fire extinguisher, you cover the room in the white foam, soon all the fire is gone, leaving the room smelling of smoke
You hurry over to Juno
her nose is bleeding, her eyes look tired

"Hey" You say gently shacking her "you alright"
she groans something
"what's that lil un?" You ask bringing your ear close to her mouth
"Formula" She says.

"Ahh hell no I ain't pumping you full of devil juice" you say.

"Please" She begs "so..tired". She sounds weak and in pain
what do you do
>[] aww hell one more won't hurt her, it can't make her worse than she already is
>[] no, you can't
>[] other

>>25990479
>>[] other
blueberry pie

Rolled 71

>>25990479
>[] other
>Test successful, get her back in the car and back to base, she needs to rest.

Rolled 53

>>25990479
Aww hell give her the formula.

>>25990479
This
>>25990493
It's a miracle cure.

>>25990479
Suddenly an idea forms in your mind
the pie
"Well I guess you won't be able to eat the blueberry pie" You say grabbing the bag "and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste"

"Pie" she says sounding a bit better.

"Yes damn shame to let this succulent, juicy blueberry pie go to waste" you say as you begin to slowly put your hand in the bag. Juno suddenly stands up, staggers over to you.

"Give me the pie" she says, her voice powered by need and anger.

"Oh but you were just tired a second ago" You say "And eating suger before bed causes nightmares so I'll just....AAAAH" you scream as the hand in the bag begins to burn.
you drop the bag in surprise, and wouldn't you know it, Juno's already eaten half of the damn thing by time you manage to put cool off your hand
"I knew that would work" You say "Come on lil un, time to go back home

>>25990624
You begin to head towards the exit, Suitcase and Juno and tow when
*bang*
a bullet flies into the wall.

"SHIT" You scream as you run to the nearest wall, making sure to keep Juno behind you, acting as a living shield "STAY DOWN".

"what foul language" a voice says "and in the presence of a child, for shame". Juno is scared, and is covering her ears.

"Just give us the girl" a different voice says "and we'll let you live"

what do you do
>[] listen to them
>[] Tell them to fuck themselves
>[] use your shades to see how many of them there are

>>25990677
[X] use your shades to see how many of them there are

>>25990677
Desperate times call for desperate measures...
Use the Devil Juice on ourselves

>>25990677
>[] Use your shades to see how many of them there are
>Pull out our gun
>Check for other exits

I like Tyrone. I like him a lot.

>>25990677
>>[] use your shades to see how many of them there are

>>25990677
You take of your shades
"Stay strong for daddy" You whisper as you stick them out into the open
Three silhouettes, armed and
*bang*. The right glass of your precious shades is gone.
"Three" You murmur to yourself . Juno meanwhile is mumuring something about this being just like last time, and that the bad men where going to take her, fuck that shit. You pull your gun out of your pocket. however your gaze wanders over the briefcase
what do you do
>[] just like the shooting range, just that people are trying to kill you now (roll 1d100)
>[] hey lil un, I'm going to need you to take that devil juice right about now
>[] Alright we surrender, just don't hurt the girl
>[] other

Rolled 75

>>25990780
Take 'em down.
Tyrone Alberswazy doesn't compromise.

>>25990780
>>[] just like the shooting range, just that people are trying to kill you now (roll 1d100)
let us try to get their numbers down,
babygirl can rest for a minute, we might need her help though

Rolled 28

>>25990780

>[] just like the shooting range, just that people are trying to kill you now
Let's do this

Rolled 70

>>25990836
forgot my shit roll

>>25990780
You take a deep breath, and feel all your worries melt away, Just like the shooting range. a smile creeps across your face. Juno is screaming something as you calmly walk out, pistol drawn, and calm smile across your face. Three moving oh so very slowly.
*bang* one's head sprays a red mist from just under the nose, just like a firework, the man crumples down. Two
the one on the left begins to pull his gun.
*bang* His eye vanishes in a sea of red, his hand moves up to clutch it as he falls down. One
the man has his gun drawn
*bang* *bang*. A jolt of dull pain shoots through your body as he begins to fall over in pain
*Bang* another to his chest
*bang bang bang* you don't stop pulling the trigger a rhythm only you can here. The flow of time returns to normal. Juno is crying in a little ball. the survivor is looking at you like he's looking at the devil himself. He's crying, and looks like he's pissed himself in fear, he's gasping for air as he coughs up blood, must have hit a lung.
"They said you had no training" he gasps "they said it'd be easy, what the fuck are you"
what do you do
>[] comfort Juno
>[] interrogate the last one
>[] execute him
>[] Celebrate being alive
>[] other

Rolled 28

>>25990978
>[] other
>Check for injuries
After that
>Comfort Juno

>>25990978
>[] other Check his body for any hidden weapons.

Rolled 62

>>25991015
this

Rolled 12

>>25990978
Tie the remaining guy up, check on Juno, throw the guy in the trunk, and head back.

>>25990978
Tell the survivor "Nobody shoots my glasses and gets away with it"(but cool, with op-magic)
make sure he has no more weapons/will to fight
check if we are hurt
comfort
take them both home

>>25990978
The pain shoots through you like lightning, You look over yourself, and find the purple fabric on your left shoulder turning to a sea of red. Juno is crying, but there is still the possibility of danger, you walk over to the man with five holes in his chest, a wave of quesyiness washes over you as you see the dead eyes of the other two.
"S...stay back" he coughs as you kneel down and search through his pockets and pat down his body. You feel something on his leg, you pull it from its holster, It's a snub nosed revolver. You pocket it. You tear off his dress coat and tie his arm with it, not like he could do anything now, but better be sure he can't
You head over to Juno. She looks up at you, her face covered in tears and signs of fear.
You smile warmly at her and pet her head
"There there lil un" You say as softly as you can "they're gone".

"Y..you killed them" she says meekly.

"It was them or us" You say "and I wasn't about to let them take you away lil un". she remains silent but manages a small smile

You drag to groaning man, pop open the trunk, and toss him inside. You carry Juno to the car, her stare telling you more than her words ever could. You remain silent as you drive back towards home, the only thing breaking it is the groaning of a dying man.

You stop outside of the building that houses Project ANTIGONE.
You open the door and pop the trunk, the man looking at you in fear.
You manage to heft him over your good shoulder, and lead Juno inside
The look on the faces of the guards is priceless
Soon
"So Mr Alberswazy" Emilia Blake says as you watch Juno get examined by a bunch of doctors, her eyes carrying a haunted look to them "What happened?"
what do you say
>[] I did my job
>[] we got attacked, thought I better bring the only living one of them back
>[] Is she going to be alright?
>[] I feel horrible
>[] other

>>25991263
>>[] Is she going to be alright?
we will stay, to make sure they don`t give her any more deviljuice

>>25991263
>[] we got attacked, thought I better bring the only living one of them back
also injured and need some help
Juno too

Rolled 70

>>25991263
>[] we got attacked, thought I better bring the only living one of them back
>[] Is she going to be alright?

>>25991263
>>[] I did my job

>>25991263
"We got attacked" You say "They wanted Juno, came out of nowhere, three of them, two of which didn't even get a shot off". She nods, silence, gut wrenching agonizing silence fills the room.

"Will she be all right?" you ask.

"She's a bit shaken and fatigued" She says "but otherwise she is perfectly fine".

"I notice the Formula is completely full. Mr. Aberswazy" She says with a voice of ice.

"The pie was enough to get her back on her feat after she caught the room we were testing in on fire with what looked like minimal effort" you say, wondering why you're so calm "We didn't need it". She nods, but her eyes tell you she doesn't approve.

"I did my job, in short" you say.

"Mr Alberswazy" she says "You still haven't sought medical attention, I'd recommend you do as soon as possible"

"I ain't leaving her" You say "Its my fault she's like this, I can't leave her". The look in her eyes tells you that leaving to get patched up wasn't a recommendation, but an order
what do you
>[] stay until you can't any longer
>[] get patched up
>[] taunt Peter
>[] other

>>25991491
Stay a bit longer, but we ARE bleeding.

>>25991491
>>[] stay until you can't any longer
to fill our time
>[] taunt Peter

>>25991520
This

>>25991491
"I'm not leaving" You say. Miss Blake glares at you, but ultimately does nothing.

"Hey Peter" you call out to the small man with a bandage over his nose.

"What you big oaf" he says angrily.

"Looks like you were wrong" you laugh "I survived, and didn't fuck up".

"besides mentally scaring a little girl" He says.
"and endangering the project by bringing back one of your attackers".

"I want to know who attacked us" you say "This is the only way I could find out, and besides he reminded me of you".

"How so?" he asks

"He was a little bitch" you say.

"Tyrone, you should really get that fixed" Hilga says.

"Just make sure they don't pump her full of that devil juice" You say "If you do, its your ass".

"Why are you pointing at me?" Peter asks sounding like a kicked puppy.
soon
"AAAAH!!" You shout as they pull the piece of metal out of you. there is a girl who looks far to full of herself in the room as well.
"stop whining" The doctor says "Its already out, now just sit still while Elizabeth fixes you up"
What do you do
>[] don't trust her, let it heal the old fashioned way
>[] let her do it
>[] other

>>25991689
>>[] don't trust her, let it heal the old fashioned way
"What's wrong with a damn band-aid?"

>>25991689
>>[] let her do it
she might be baby jesus

>>25991714
>>25991734
ok we need a tie breaker

>>25991769
>>>[] let her do it

>>25991689
You stay still. the girl strides over like she owns the damn place. You twitch at the feeling of your flesh mending itself as she puts her hand over the wound. She looks very proud of herself

"Thank you" You say as you stand up.

"That's it?" She asks.

"What do you want?" You ask "a medal"

it's late, and your tired and hungry, what do you do
>[] Go back to Juno
>[] MESS HALL FEAR ME FOR I AM YOUR END
>[] turn in for the night >[] take a cold shower >[] raid your liquor cabinet
>[] other

>>25991857
>>[] MESS HALL FEAR ME FOR I AM YOUR END
fetch food, bring back a solid meal for Juno

>>25991857
>>25991870

Make sure to get some blueberry pie.

>>25991857
>>[] MESS HALL FEAR ME FOR I AM YOUR END

>>25991870
try to remember what foods Momma said was good for our mood

>>25991857
You stomach growls, you're hungry, you need food, need a warm meal in you, cause everything else feels cold.
You don't look for any beauties as you march to the mess hall, they're serving dinner of all kinds, Steak, burgers, soup, pasta with names you can't pronounce, freshly baked rolls, milk, alcohol, and stuff that you can't even name
you take at least one of everything you can get your hands on, the chef gives you a dirty look as you grab the entirety of the blueberry pie. He looks like he wants to murder you when you take the plat cart and start piling the feast onto it. But he doesn't stop you as you wheel it off through the halls. People look at you weirdly and shake their heads as you take the massive meal through the hall ways.

"You can't be serious" Peter says as you cart the meal trolley into sight

"She needs food" You say "A warm meal cures damn near anything I find".

"You honestly think your going to be allowed to .." he begins before Hilgar interupts him.

"Go right in" she says calmly.

Juno barley touches anything, except the pie, she really loves Blueberry pie, you only manage to eat a burger before you find yourself unable to eat anymore. and try as you might, she doesn't even want some of the fries you brought along.
You stay with her throughout the night, refusing to leave until you are certain she's alright. Hell you even manage to make her smile by the time when they take her back to her room.

>Do you want more or should I stop, I'm running out of ideas for right now and it feels off to write without the other running

>>25992011
also may need someone to archive this for me

Rolled 45

>>25992011
Well this looks like a good place/time to stop I guess.

>>25992011
we could call it quits here.
i like the dual thingy.
thanks for another entertaining thread OP

>>25992064
Do you think you could archive this for me?

>>25992099
i dont know how, sry

>>25992113
Ok here's what you do
Go to here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/
go to archives
click the button that says request
Put this in the thread number 25987915
This is the description In which Tyrone Streaks, goes to the firing range, fights dirtying in a spar,punches an asshole, goes on his first assignment with Juno, Kills two men, and does his job
and these in the tags Handler quest, collective game, Lord of Sass, sidestory, Project ANTIGONE

>>25992138
it is done

>>25992191
You have my gratitude

>>25992204
i like this quest

>>25992232
I must ask
are you surprised Tyrone survived his first assignment

Rolled 31

>>25992247
Not that guy, but I didn't expect it to go as well as it did.

>>25992272
Neither did I

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tyrones parents

>>25992247
>surprised a quest protagonist didn't die
Not really.