>>25978723
awww, shit, here comes hollow quest!

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You are magic girl Schrödinger-chan! You were given powers over the Azure light in order to fight off the forces of the death gods! You are joined in your fight by your loyal companions Magical Sin-Fin! A sad girl who only wants to fight true love and live happily! She confessed to a senpai, but he rejected her and the dark powers it unlocked required you to find help from a death god defector, Azure Blade Ran-san! Combining your forces you were able to unlock the ultra probability heart love cannon and save Sin-Fin!
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/tg/: We do fanfiction because THE CREATORS GOT IT WRONG.

>Dates unchanged on the pastebin

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You luckily showed Ran the error of her ways, but her girlfriend was taken hostage by the evil death gods! So you banded together with a group of your classmates in order to stage a rescue mission! You are joined by the delinquent girl Watanabe Ryoko! You thought she was scary at first, but it turns out she is just clumsy and bad with people! She tries her best despite not being a magical girl, and you two became fast friends after you helped her find her Neko-chan!

Also on your team is your Kouhai, Saito-chan! She keeps trying to hide her magical girl powers, but she is finally stepping up to the plate! She never knew her parents because an accident took them when she was a baby, and that made her sad enough to gain death god powers too. You have to be careful so she doesn't fall to the dark side! Saito-han's best friend is Maeda Akira-chan! She is really mature for her age because she has the azure eye which allows her to see the future! Even though she acts so mature she also really likes sweets and gets lonely really easy! I think she and Ryoko-san are becoming really good friends, but you are worried they might get hurt!

Last, but certainly not least, are the twins Kyouka and Friedenweiss-chan! They are from a group of European magical girls who fight against the death gods, but they had all their love stolen! Luckily Ran turned on the death gods and saved them, so now they fight together. They are super serious and do everything together be it fighting, eating, or baths! Even though she is normally super serious Kyouka is sometimes a little naughty, so we have to keep our eyes on her or she will grope you from behind! Silly. You get orders from your magical girl senpai Jager-Oneesama, and together with the help of her familiar the mega cute Lilith-chan you managed to find a path into the Death Kingdom!
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But the scary gray love stealing powers of the death gods isn't to be underestimated, but you are sure Ran's love will break through! You just hope their is enough time to save Ran's girlfriend. Magical love transform, Go!

Theme music

With the azure light staff I fire my holy love cannon~
I'll be the one to carry this hopeful wish,
Let my love beam, Hit, You~

Magical girl Schrödinger-chan, carrying the hope of dreams everywhere that it's so!
Magical girl Schrödinger-chan, she will always fight for her friends, GO!
The world is a good place, and we will all do our best to say,
We fight the death gods and bring love back every daaaaayyyy~


Listen to my magical song, and hear my plea,
I just want the world to be filled with the light of the azure sea!
So with hope and justice in our hearts so true,
We will turn those gray nofunigami into a healthy blue!

Together with my friends, who will support me if I fall!
I will give my best to bring hope to young girls, one and all!
I know that as long as my heart is pure I will remain strong,
Fighting school by day, and evil all night long~

Magical girl Schrödinger-chan go!

"-Sensei, Sensei!" Ryoko shakes you as your vision stops swimming in a flood of pink lights and too short frilly dresses finally fading to put you back in the rock covered area of your training room, the thick stench of earth and stone filling your nose as you blink to get your bearing back.

You place your hand on your head... on your soul head? Yeah, your soul head and shake it before looking at the crumbled stone in front of you and then back at Ryoko. "Yes, sorry, what happened?" You ask and she shakes her head.
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>>25978753
That post made me cringe more than Watamote.
So congratulations? I didn't think that would happen this week.

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She brushes her dyed blond hair from her face and looks at you concerned. "I don't know. Ryouichi said he managed to get his shikai and then there was this light and you just stood there for a while with a really mad look on your face and then you just walked over to a boulder and started smashing your face into it. Are you okay?" She asks as you glance back at the mass of rocks which were once a large boulder.

"Yeah, yeah, hold on. Light? What the hell?" You ask aloud. "Yeah, asking aloud, that is what I am doing." You mutter looking up and cross at the- Oh me? Yeah, I did the light when you sort of slipped away there, figured it could be a good cover, fuck if I know what happened. "Right, well, as you know I am a psychic and sometimes my power takes it's toll on me. We were training a lot you see." You explain and Ryoko slowly nod.

She bought it. "You sure you okay?" She asks.

"Some one ask me something about some thing." You command and Akira clears his throat, looking as calm as ever.

"How do you feel about Pink Floyd?" He asks and you almost snarl.

"Everything after The Wall is piss." You explain.

"She's back." Kouta nods with a grin.

"What about The Final Cut?" Ryouichi asks.

"Why do you have such shit taste? Waters was a cunt, it barely sounded anything like a Floyd album. I will dock you points for that." You explain

"Well, can we get moving then? The longer we wait the worse he could be getting treated." Ran demands.

OBJECTIVE: Make sure Ryouichi enters soul society, get revenge on everything. Also, there was a rebellion, that might be sort of cool to get behind. It will take one hour for Lilith to set up the gate. What do you do?
[]Let's hurry, we leave today.
[]Go rest for the rest of the day, get your toothbrushes and clothes. We need to pack.
[]Let's keep training(Time skip to____days till execution)
[]Other, please specify

20 days till assumed execution.
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>>25978792
I think our internal monologue has officially gone rogue.

>>25978772
Yeah, I wanted to get this out when I could.
>>25978793
Well, I had fun.

Gimme a bit to post this on the twitter and work on updating the pastebins some more.

>>25978815
>Well, I had fun.
Now that I realize it was Ryouichi's shikai making us even more insane, I'm finding it funnier.

But before the 4th post, it was constant screaming internally.

>>25978792
Monologue, go to your room and think about what you did.

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>Oooh, hollow quest.
>Oh, he's using my art!
>Wait.... what the fuck
>What is this...
I hope to god this is ironic, Azure. This made me cringe almost as much as some of /Tg/s That Guy threads.

>>25978809
>[]Let's keep training(Time skip to12 days till execution) also build a crazy teak portal/ light show gate for Lilith to open the portal in.


also see what our teck guy has for us

>>25978723
So is .hack/AIDA dead?

>>25978809
>[x]Go rest for the rest of the day.
I don't think we need toothbrushes but we all need full go juice reserves. Leave tomorrow.

>Ryouichi has 7 go juice
>Jager has 5 go juice pre-release
Hahahahahahahhahaha

>>25978914
It's... resting.

>>25978809
>[]Go rest for the rest of the day, get your toothbrushes and clothes. We need to pack.
Ran might get a bit jumpy, but we got this.

>>25978894
It was a joke dude

[X]Go rest the rest of the day

>>25978914
I wouldn't call it dead, I just have no idea what to write for it, and anything I try to put out just seems low quality. So Hiatus until I stop pooping all over it every time I try to write it.

Seems majority want to rest for a day and then head out tomorrow?

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I think it might be time to add Ryouichi to the chart.

>>25979000
Yep

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>>25978723
Aww yeah bitches Its Hollow quest time

>Shikai: Laugh, Eris
Bastard stole our release phrase! But it doesn't say what it actually does.

Also, is Ran going to get a character sheet if she's accompanying us for this arc?

>>25979000
yes

>>25979018
If she doesn't get iced at touch down yeah, I plan on adding her.

>>25978809

"Has Everyone packed for the field-trip? If not, hurry and do so. Snacks will be provided, There is a chance of dying horribly so don't dawdle. We meet here in an Hour."

we can totally mess with Ryouichi making him dream episodes of MGSc...... Teach him for being simultaneously cocky and a whiny bitch...

>>25978969
yeah. I saw that. Spoke too soon.
I'm better now.
Nice writing, I guess.

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Found a hilarious mistake in the twincie's pastebins.

>Reshi(Quincies pull spirit energy from the surrounding environment to fuel their powers) Abortion

Pretty sure it's supposed to say "Absorption", not "Abortion".

>>25978810
Calling it now.

In order to go Vasto you need to have multiple dominant souls, rather than one.

Our monologue is someone we ate.

>>25979018
I mean, we did kind of make him in our image, so that makes sense. Sure, you could have a derivative name, but "Chuckle, Eris" just isn't that intimating. Maybe "Giggle, Eris?"

>>25979045
>in b4 we accidently turn ryouichi into raiden

>>25979113
Chortle Eris?

>>25979109
>implying its not one of the many nofunigami fucking around in our head.

>>25979081
Actually I think it is called Abortion.

>>25979081
It says "Absortion" now. Ehh. Still not the right word, but better than "Abortion" at least.

>>25979181
It's not...

Wonder what the CC has. I doubt he's going to have the same bullshit Yama had.

>>25979206
Of course not, his bullshit will be fresh and new, with a creamy nughget center.

Remember that thing about being able to challenge a captain to a formal duel for his spot, like Kenpachi did?

Anyone kinda wanna do that?

>>25979206
You ever played MGR Revengeance?

>>25979259

While fun, we wouldn't be able to mess with the kids anymore....

>>25979206
>>25979240
oh i bet the CC's bankai will be multipart like yamamoto's and in addition he probably will have some sort of immortality clause is my bet, like an actual phoenix bankai type of deal is what i think may happen.
besides i can't think of anything that would piss off schrodinger off more then an enemy who literally cannot die.

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"Tomorrow morning, we will head out." You explain after some thought. "We need to pack, and I don't want them exhausted. Be sure and bring snacks, tooth brushes, clothes, the whole nine yards."

"Right, so we head out first thing in the morning. Fine, okay. We still have no way to get into Soul Society, so I think we should-" Ran starts but you silence her with a smile.

"Already covered. I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy. It's covered, don't worry about it. You need to rest too, don't want Hayato to see you looking like a wreck, right?" You give her a gentle nudge and she finally relaxes.

"Yeah... okay, yeah you're right." She sighs before walking over to your ladder and making her way to her soul house.

"Ah, sensei, see you tomorrow okay? Try to get some rest, we need you to be at the top of your game when we do into the Soul Society. Not that I don't trust you, because I do, it's just sometimes you can be a bit difficult to keep track of." Akira gives a bow before grabbing Ryouichi and leaving together talking about this and that.

"Well, fuck, guess I'll go hit up an arcade then. This better count as extra credit, or cancels some of my absences. I ain't running a charity you know." Ryoko grumbles as she leaves.

The twins leave silently, evidently deep in thought about something, probably something creepy, and you are left alone as Sin-Fin is upstairs. You are now alone.
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>>25979113
We may have made him in our image but he's somehow managed to not be funny at all.
"Sow chaos, Eris!" or something.

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"The fuck was with that thing Monologue?" You ask. Dude, totally wasn't me, and your lack of trust is both disheartening and vulgar. "Okay, so if it wasn't you then who was it?" You demand, like I'm your mother, daft wanker. "Inventory?" You ask. Please, like inventory would pull that. Is this really what you should be focusing on right now? You grumble before climbing up the fire pole and relaxing in the shrine room. Sin-fin is sitting by the open door and is watching the dark cloudy skies. The smell of rain gets carried into the shrine from the wind and she finally turns to stare at you blankly. You share that uncomfortable moment for a while before she speaks up.

"You are leaving. I see." She states before looking back outside.

Well, she seems sad. Actually she seems about as sad as normal so maybe it's okay? What do you want to do while you wait for tomorrow?
[]Talk to Sin-Fin about stuff(what?)
[]Go hang out with Lilith. (Why?)
[]Go hang out with some of your students
[]Just time skip
[]Other, please specify

Also, is there anything in particular you want to bring in a bag with you?
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>>25979259
>>25979275
>>25979279
>QM explains how powerful the CC is and encourages us to not seek him out

Let's go mess with him guys!

>>25979319
I said a challenge a captain to a duel. Not CC.

We could just take on some random captain and kill him for his seat.

Rolled 12

>>25979304
Akira seriously only has a knife? Can't we get our scatman scientist to rig him up with some real gear?

>>25979304
"Only for a little while, you could come along, stay here, or hang out with Jager. Hell, you could do your own thing too."

>>25979304
I wanna talk to SF, but I have no idea about what.
"So, how you liking teaching?"
"...you burned down the school..."
"Well, yes. I suppose I did. But other than the school not standing anymore?"

I just... No idea what to say.

Although I suppose we could try to snag some kind of weapon for Akira from Hue. Co or something. Should probably let Lilith know we're heading out in the morning too.

So, talk to SF briefly. Maybe ask if she had planned to stay here while we're away, then go see Lilith and say tomorrow morning is the time, and then stop by Hue. Co to grab see if there's anything we could get.

>>25979366
we probably shouldn't bring her along, you know what with her being a wanted criminal and all

>>25979304
>[x]Talk to Sin-Fin about stuff(what?)
Yes, we're leaving. What will you do while we're gone and school's out?

Then:
>[x]Go hang out with Lilith. (Why?)
Arrange where and when to meet tomorrow (presumably she doesn't want everyone traipsing through her apartment and gives her time to set the gate up before we arrive)

Then:
>[x]Go hang out with some of your students
Go to the arcade! Play some games!

>>25979366
>you could come along
No she couldn't.

Can't wear a gigai there, and is probably the most wanted arrancar.

Are people seriously that unhappy he has the same command as you do? The blade is named Eris, and I figured being told to laugh isn't so much of a stretch, more so when it is just a command and it is a shinigami blade not a hollow one, but I can change it if it is that much of a concern.

>>25979419
I'm not unhappy. Thought it was appropriate seeing as he has crummy low level versions of most of our abilities.

>>25979399
I don't think her being wanted has ever come up, it may be meta knowledge.

>>25979419
I'm fine. We'll just get our own Shinigami blade to release with.

>>25979419
I aint bothered. I fully expect us to take the piss out of him for copying us once we hear it in character though

>>25979399
She can make her own decisions now, if she wants to come along, then whatever, since Risa don't know bout her past.

>>25979450
Don't think it works that way Anon.

>>25979434
She is super well known though so it stands to reason that we would know about it

>>25979419
I'm not seriously unhappy, it just feels a bit weird and I don't think it fits his personality.

>>25979497
His personality of being a shity human version of us?

>>25979497
>Doesn't fit his personality
Did you skip over all his stuff? It fits.

>>25979450
Speaking of, people said Ichigo only got a sword with his shinigami powers because Quincy bullshit and normally you have to get them made, so where did Ryouichi's sword come from?

stop metagaming. we have no idea if SF is wanted or not.

>>25979522
hollow bullshit?

>>25979419
I think it's perfect; he's a little us.

Okay so the command stays. I see we want to talk to sin-fin about something, though we are still debating what, and let Lilith know you will be leaving in the morning. We seem to be flip flopping around, so ask Sin-Fin if she wants to come and if so let her?

>>25979534
We made her change her name so she wouldn't get found out

>>25979534
We know that we can't wear a gigai there and we know that she doesn't have nearly enough stealth capability to go there and not draw fucktons of heat.

It's not metagaming to say leave her.

>>25979541
Sounds about right

>>25979549
well get a fake name you know what I mean

>>25979541
Yup.

>>25979304
>[]Go hang out with some of your students

The Twincies.

>>25979510
But it's not. His abilities are shitty human version of ours, and he has the monologue, but his personality is his own.

>>25979534
SF doesn't have shapeshifting 5 or cloaking that's as good as us.

So she'll very clearly be an arrancar in appearance if she goes.

Even if she somehow miraculously doesn't get noticed by a captain, the kids will all see it and wonder what the fuck is up.

>>25979601
This, we don't want SS to be asking too many questions.

>>25979600
Did you miss the whole act totally different just to dick with people thing? Or the part where he is a murderous giggling psychopath who fucks with peoples minds?

Now do any of these descriptions remind you of someone else?

>>25979653
I just get a different feeling from him. Colder. He fucks with people to feel superior to them, not for laughs. A murderous psychopath but not a giggling one.

>>25979696
Im pretty sure he was actually giggling at one point

>>25979541
Since it seems like we might not have a chance to talk to Sin-Fin for a while, I kind of want to ask something that's not relevant to the current situation.

Ask her, if in all her years in Hueco Mundo, she's noticed what qualities are necessary for Adjuchas to become Vasto Lordes, and for Menos in general to become Arrancar.

Like is it possible for a Vasto Lorde to lack the quality that makes becoming an Arrancar possible?

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"Yeah, just for a little while. You know how it is, see the sights, stab some nofunigami in the face, have a laugh." You explain scratching your head. "So, what do you plan on doing while I am gone? Spend your days at the pub I imagine, watching a good game of football and generally acting like the world is your oyster." You try and break the ice but she just stares downward.

"I will just watch things." She explains, not particularly helpfully. Helpful like? In a helpful manner.

"I, er, I see. I would take you with, but you wouldn't be able to cloak or hide your hollowness. Some can't sense energy that well, but others would be able to tell what you are at a glance, you know? Plus you can't hide your mask or your hole, so the kids would become pretty aware of what you are and that would make a whole mess of problems." You explain.

She looks back up at you before nodding slightly and looking back outside at the darkening clouds overhead. Deciding that you can't get any more from her you leave the shrine and run through the city with your cloaking cranked up. You leap from building to building, rainbow to mountain! Across the burning sea of- Yeah, I know. You make it to the high rise apartment building and go in through the window once more. You glance around the large living room, mentally despising the unfair treatment of different standing members of society, and then take a seat in the very comfortable chair.

What do you want to do?
[]Check around in the bedrooms and bathroom for Lilith. Like she would have a social life
[]Wait for her to return
[]Other, please specify

>>25979712
Even the most serious people giggle sometimes.

>>25979733
>wait for her to return

Don't invade the privacy of the First Woman.

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>>25979712
>>25979696
>>25979751
He was actually giggling at some point.
Over killing/trolling.
...Actually he was full on pic.
That boy is pretty fucked up.
I'm actually pretty proud

>>25979733
>[]Wait for her to return
Or we could leave a note. "Leaving for that trip tomorrow morning. I'll be sure to bring back a souvenir for ya."

>>25979733
Wait for her to return. Remember to write a letter of introduction for her to our science guy. Who knows what horrors they can make together.

>>25979733

cover her living room in post-it notes, each one declaring the exact second which Schrodinger was there...

>>25979733
Snoop around. I really want to know more about this chick.

>>25979762
I didn't mean he never ever giggles for fuck's sake. I just don't think it's the primary reason he does things like it is for us.

>>25979777
>Who knows what horrors they can make together.

YES

YES!

(They'd be terrific together!)

>>25979733
>[]Wait for her to return

Seems majority want to wait for her to return. Writing now.

>>25979821
He does because hes crazy anon.
Its not really a big deal

>>25979821
my post wasn't that he never giggled.
It was the fact that he was doing it specifically over fucking with the twincies.
Can't remember if he was thinking of directly killing them as coldy as we do, though.
I just realized when we actually Try to kill people our fuck around-o-meter goes from infinity to zero, actually. We don't mess around, in character or out.

Is nobody else impressed that Ryos shikai managed to bugger a vasto pretty hardcrore by /accident/?

This is some Aizen-tier bullshit. I think he may have gotten a slightly less bullshit Kyōka Suigetsu that focuses on insanity.

>>25979935
Nobody else was affected. It's pretty easy to make somebody insane when they're linked to you and already insane to start with.

>>25979935
I don't think it was an accident. I think it was revenge for us kicking the crap out of him and gravity-ing him for being a bitch all the time.

>>25979935
Now you are assuming it was him that did it and not some new form of crazy already in our head.

>>25979935
Was it Ryouichi, though? It could have been someone we ate getting revenge, if the theory about Monologue and Inventory being actual people is true.

>>25979997

I'm firmly convinced that there's at least ONE personality that's waiting for a moment of weakness to take over Schrodinger's head.

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You decide it is rude to snoop, even if it is absurdly fun. Which means you are doing the opposite of fun, which means you hate fun. Fun hater."I'm so fun." You counter before going through her living room and turning all her furniture and paintings slightly askew. Proud of your laborious process you almost jump in shock when you hear the bathroom door open. You spin around and see Lilith quickly shut the door preventing you from seeing inside and sending a small breeze of a coppery cloying scent to your nose. She stands in front of you wearing a bathrobe and a towel wrapped around her head, with a slightly glazed, almost euphoric look on her face.

"Hm? Oh, it's you. Have you decided when you will leave?" She asks walking over to her sofa and reclining on it.

"Well, someone's in a good mood." You comment, noting she didn't really care when you broke in and messed with her stuff because reasons.

"I always feel more relaxed after a bath. It is one of the few pleasures in life I really take my time to enjoy. So, your departure?" She asks, her tone making it seem as if she values efficiency.

"8 or 9 in the morning. A shinigami, a shinigami hybrid, two quincies, two humans, and myself. It won't be hard getting them through will it?" You ask but she just waved the idea aside.

"It should be of little difficulty. You are more of a concern than they are, but it is a small one thanks to how I designed it. Everything should be fine and ready. Is there anything else?" She asks reaching beside her sofa and pulling out a bottle of wine and a wine glass.

Well, anything else?
[]Yes, ____ Write in
[]No, go do something else.

>>25980101
ten bucks says that bath tub is full of blood

>>25980101
>[]Yes, ____ Write in

"There's this scientist friend of mine back in Hue Co. that you might like. And thanks for helping out."

>>25980101
>[]No, go do something else.
I think that covers it.

>>25980099
So far we got Shrodinger(that is us), monologue who we regularly interact with and seems pretty benign(though highly unstable), inventory who pretty much just says it's alright and gives us stuff, and this potentially new magical girl one?

>>25980136
Oh right. Seconding telling her about Dr. Gangsta.

>>25980101
>[x]Yes, ____ Write in

Is there any help we can expect when we're inside the Soul Society? Like any sleeper agents or prisoners who wouldn't be averse to helping us tear down the Soul Society?

>>25980134
Well, we will never know because anon wanted to play it safe.

>>25980156
We could ask.

>>25980101

Do you like Rap? Cause if so, we've got Rap in a Scientist so you can SCIENCE! when you rap, and rap when you SCIENCE!...

>>25980170
And she would lie.

>>25980156
Not a bad idea when you are dealing with fallen angles named after the mother of all monsters

>>25980101
[x]Yes, ____ Write in
Where are you going to open the gate? In the training area?
Know anything about why I just went full magical girl?
You should meet Bastidores.

>>25980142
If we are linked to Ryou the magical girl one could be his zanpakuto spirit.

>>25980238

This sounds surprisingly plausible and likely based on our own powers...

>>25980238
>the magical girl one could be his zanpakuto spirit.

Or that could be Yoruichi in this universe.

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"There is this scientist over in Los Noches who you might get along well with." You explain but she just shrugs.

"I have no interest in scientists, let alone dealing with hueco mundo or hollows. I will do as my lord commands and nothing more. Honestly even arrancar I only deal with when I absolutely have to, if I had it my way I would spend my days idle doing little to nothing of note." She explains. Seems she doesn't really want to get to know your rapping scientist, oh well she might warm up to you later.

"Is there any help we can expect when we're inside the Soul Society? Like any sleeper agents or prisoners who wouldn't be averse to helping us tear down the Soul Society?" You continue, wanting to get as much information as possible out of the former angel turned devil turned shinigami turned human maybe? Fuck, that is way too complex.

She seems to ponder this a few moments before pouring herself a glass of wine and taking a sip of it. "The only prisoners are unavailable for use in this situation. There should be three of my kin in soul society as sleeper agents, however I have no idea what form they have taken on or what names they hold. They will likely be hesitant to blow their own cover however so that might be a moot point. That's about it. Though I imagine only the Captain Commander knows exactly why the rules are there, so if you act like a human I doubt the majority of shinigami will see the harm in what you've done." She answers.

"Where will you open the gate at? The training area?" You ask and she glances at you. Odd she never really seems to blink, huh?

"I can, in fact it would probably be best. I don't want disgusting children stomping around my apartment and getting their disgusting fingers on all my things." She answers. Seems you will meet at your shrine now.

Anything else?
[]Yes, ___(Write in)
[]No, go out and do something else

>>25980238
>Ryou uses bankai
>Transforms into a magical girl

>>25980304
>[]No, go out and do something else

But thank her for helping us.

>>25980304
>[x] No, go to the arcade

>>25980304
>[]No, go out and do something else
Go see if Dr Gangsta has anything that we might find useful. Particularly something to replace akira's butterknife. A pseudocero flintlock would be badass, although I doubt he has one.

And then timeskip the rest of the night to the trip

>>25980304
She sounds like she'd like Sin Fin.

>>25980345
>toys
Yes

>>25980345

I second this as well.

>>25980304
Tell her to check her privilege.

>>25980345
Also, ask Dr Gangsta about Vasto Lordes.

>>25980402
>Also, ask Dr Gangsta about Vasto Lordes.

Why?

>>25980402
He isn't one and I doubt he's managed to catch one to dissect it.

Doubtful he knows much.

>>25980345
Fully leveled akira fighting will be the king of CQC if we can get him something with dense enough go juice for the stabbing.

>>25980419
He has fairly good juice levels. Maybe Dr.G has a juice conductive blade.

>>25980345
Best Prank.

Replacement Swords, awake to a point.
We know they have names and junk, even alive. But scrubs dont have their swords talk until they're slightly less scrubby.

So, We replace the sword of a scrubagami with one of these fine singing blades. Boom, They think they're more important, while really the sword only passive aggressively comments on their weight, various swords attack other qualities of the holder is possible.

>>25980437
Important question, can we make them sing Sinatra?

>>25980483
>can we make them sing Sinatra?

What song?

>>25980573
Do you even have to ask?
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u8wBfDtZkE

>Realizing that we probably should have asked about any nofunigami in particular to watch out for

>>25980593
>Do you even have to ask?

Haven't seen that movie in a long time.

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"Thanks for your help, we will see you tomorrow." You give her a small wave before dashing out into the night, like the batman.

You walk past the arcade, but it seems Ryoko has already left, oh well.

IT IS CURRENTLY NIGHT

You rip open a hole in reality and walk over the self created pathway in the world between worlds. You slightly worry what would happen if you just fell, and a voice in your head says you will probably fall into hell because science. You walk through the darkened pathways and finally rip reality open again just outside the room of your scientist. You enter and find him bobbing his head to some beat you can't hear. He doesn't bother turning, just points to a wall and lining it you see several gigais in the shape of your arrancar comrades. He nods his head a few times then starts talking.

"See that shit? Fucking top tier shit son,
Now the arrancar can go in the world to run,
They is delicate like glass,
So don't start no shit with your punk ass

I made this shit, and made it quick,
Because my skills are mad sick,
So tell me something kid, what mo' you need?
Or you gunna have me work on my own deed?" He asks nodding his head.

Seems he finished the gigai research, but they are fragile at the moment, not bad considering he didn't have anything to work on, like, at all. Now he needs some other task to take care of.

"Let this one ask,
Before you start on your task,
Have you a blade for a psychic to use?
Or any powerful weapon really, I won't refuse." You rhyme.

He thinks for a bit before just shrugging and shaking his head. Seems he never really had any motivation to create a weapon for a human.

What do you want him to work on now?
[]Just tinker and come up with what you want(Adds more inventions for him to work on)
[]Something in particular(What?)
[]Improve current inventions(Hollow Gigai lvl.1)
[]Just leave

>>25980667
some Armour for the bezerker


and knives for old third eye

>>25980667
What do you think the Hollow Equivalent of a ModSoul would be? It 'could' be a hollow, but transport is tough.

Because currently, We have to leave gigias where they drop.

>>25980667
>[]Something in particular(What?)
Armour. See if we can get Jager to let him look at her armour for the project.

>>25980752
>some Armour for the bezerker
Hopefully some that survives BAHSAHCAR MODO

>>25980752

I second this stuff.

>>25980752
>>25980774
support. especially the part about having him study Jager's armor

The armor is part of her body, like your claws are.

>>25980800
I thought it was the armour we took from the old king?

So have him work on armor and weapons of some kind?
>>25980814
No, it's part of her release

Do we have any of those silver daggers left? He could look into those and see what's up with them.

>>25980868
The old king burned out all he had surviving against you. If there are any more you have no idea where they would be.

So try and make armor of some sort then work on some knives of some kind?

>>25980823
Yep. Although since this is anime I dont see armor being that usefull

>>25980895
Knives seem quicker, see if he can make a decent one by tomorrow. Even if it's not that good it will be better than what he has.

>>25981032
To invent some sort of psychic knives, yeah that will take a while. He isn't a weapon shop, he makes new things. If you want just a knife then just go buy a knife. Hell, you could maybe steal one from some japanese base somewhere.

>>25980667
>[]Improve current inventions(Hollow Gigai lvl.1)

>>25981091
>some japanese base somewhere
Aight, have him make us a sack of holding, Akira will be psychic-Homurambo.

You set him to the task of designing armor of some sort and then knives for Akira specifically, turning him down when he said it would be so much faster to just cut Akira open. It will take some time to invent new items.

It is midnight

You still have some time, is there anything else you want to do?
[]Go see Jager
[]Back to the world of the living
[]Bother the scientist more.
[]Go talk to someone in Hue Co.
[]Other, please specify

Hmm. The only other thing I can think of is for some way to improve Arrancar "growth" so that they can become stronger without doing everything the hard way.

If that's not feasible, however, then I'd be OK with him improving Hollow Gigai. You never know when you have to lay low in the mortal world for a while.

>>25981091
maybe we should do that while we wait. Or go steal one of those old world war two katanas

>>25981138
>[]Back to the world of the living
Timeskip to the trip

I can hear Azure running out of steam writing this boring stuff

>>25980667
What we need to do:

Have Furioso design mass production weapons for living humans that can fight Soul Reapers with solid efficiency.

Then we hire a PMC or two and arm them.

>>25981138
>[]Go see Jager

Check up on her, maybe see if there are some arrancar-worthy hollows on our side.

>>25981138

>>25981160
This. And steal some knives while we are at it

>>25981138
>[x]Go see Jager

Ask her what's up with the Hueco kingdom and all that. Also ask how *she* is feeling. I imagine that her concept of rulership might hav ebeen rosier and less drudgery than what she's actually doing now.

>>25981180
I see we are taking the Corwin approach. Operation Guns of Avalon is go.

>>25981191
Knives, swords and a gun.

>>25981180
YES

>>25981180
It would have to be a PMC full of only people that can see ghosts...

>>25981209
I would agree but training akira to use swords and guns would take ages. We dont even know someone who can use guns

>>25981205
Yeah just check in to see if she's actually been enjoying herself and if there's anything we can do to help.

Maybe tell her that we'll be thinking of her when we kill some shinigami.

So a toss up between Jager and time skip. I will flip a coin then post.

>>25981180
We have whole army's of hollows, how can pmc's compare to that?

For some reason, I doubt normal guns and knives are going to be much use against a bunch of superhumans with magic swords.

>>25981263
Soul Reapers are not aallowed to kill the living.

>>25981231
Develop ghost seeing goggles too then.

>>25981270
well he has killed hollows with a penknife.
Im saying we get him something sensible.
Like a machete

>>25981288
Not sure about Kuboverse, but in this one they are.

>>25981288
Really? The fuck are they going to do to our little psycho then?

>>25981288
>Soul Reapers are not aallowed to kill the living.
>Quincy genocide

>>25981313
>Quincy genocide

Silly human! Quincies aren't people!

At most they're like a retarded cat.

/Shinigami POV

>>25981320
In the invasion of SS arc the only reason they didn't kill the kids was because a captain had been murdered and they were suspects so they were incarcerated.

>>25981320
10/10
Did laugh

>>25981320
We were considered acceptable collateral when they tried to kill the Twincies and they thought we were a normal human.

>>25981334
>Did laugh

I'm glad you liked it!

You decide to go visit Jager and make your way to the throne room of Los Noches. You walk the musty halls, and think to yourself how much you desperately need a maid, or maids. Though isn't that gender nominative? Nomnomnominaive as it were really. You have to navigate a few passageways and tunnels until you finally make it to the palace, and even more to make it to the throne room itself. You find Jager lounging on the throne, evidently not particularly caring for the games and electronics you bought her. Or maybe it's because there is no electricity in the land of the unquiet dead.

She lazily looks up at you and frowns. "Oh, back again? What happened? Sin-Fin finally get so mopey she started writing poetry which drove all who listened to it to suicide?" She asks while stretching.

"No, I will be going to Soul Society soon and wanted to see if you wanted anything, or needed anything and to let you know I will be thinking of you while I take out the nofunigami. Oh, and I wanted to see how you were doing and to see if you got any more arrancar hollows on our side." You say casually walking in an leaning against a wall.

"Soul society, huh? Finally going to take that giant plunge into what ever ever plans you have? As for how I am doing, I am doing the exact same as the last time you asked. Seriously, stop asking so much. Once or twice is concern, doing it all the time just makes it look like you don't trust me." She grumbles unhappily. "And no, no hollows who are on our side who have gone arrancar yet." She explains.

"No arrancar worthy hollows yet, huh?" You ask with a sigh.

"What does that even mean? All menos can be arrancar, but few of them are and we have no idea what sort of qualifications it takes for them to become hollows. It's out of our hands." She shrugs

What do you want to do?
[]Talk to Jager some more
[]Go see some one else
[]Back to the world of the living
[]Other, please specify

>>25981446
Anything you want me to get while I'm there?

>>25981446
"So, how have things been? Settling into kingship well?"

>>25981446
I can pretty much hear your engine dieing from here.

>>25981446
Eh, just go back to the world of the living.

>>25981446
"Its not that I don't trust you, its just that I'm worried about you. I miss hanging out with you all the time, honestly."

>>25981446
>Back to the world of the living
Lets go kick the shit out of some fucking shinigami already

>>25981446
We should use our lighting ability to power the games and play them with her, then go back.

>>25981446
>[x]Back to the world of the living

But also with >>25981510

>>25981510
Are you trying to waifu Jager now?

>>25981446
>[]Back to the world of the living

I don't think we need anything else.

And explain our constant lookies-in as being Schrodinger wanting to make sure Jager is doing well personally. Like not being too bored or anything.

>>25981446
We should tell her about how popular SF is with all the students just to see the looks of confusion.

>>25981562
or maybe tell her about the gigi. If she doesnt already know

>>25981446
"Sorry for being so nosy. It's just that, assuming I'm capable of friendship or camaraderie, you're number one on that list.

So the thought of leaving you with drudge work while I have all the fun being a public school teacher... Well screwing you over just isn't fun for me."

>>25981555
We're not gonna romance her, we're gonna bromance her.

>>25981588
>"Sorry for being so nosy. It's just that, assuming I'm capable of friendship or camaraderie, you're number one on that list.

I hope we say this.

>>25981562
This.

So you want to tell Jager you miss her because friendship, correct? Writing now.

>>25981623
Also that Sin Fin has cause more dawwws than suicides.

>>25981623
>So you want to tell Jager you miss her because friendship, correct?

Yeah, pretty much.

>>25981615
I hope we actually get to fight someone tonoght

>>25981555
as if we would Jager is our bro and that is infinitely better than a waifu. Bros before hoes.

>>25981623
Hopefully she won't be offended.

...She probably will.

>>25981623
~Jager, I miss the way you used to whisper sweet nothings into my ear~

>>25981623
Also offer to play vidya until its time because we are an electricity source.

>>25981688
>Use shapeshift to form outlets
Now anon, the question is where are we going to position such outlets on our body?

>>25981688
that should have been what we got our mad scientist to work on.... electricity! As for the weapon, why didn't we just get him to build a dense sword made of reishi or whatever spirit particles are called. It doesn't need mental powers or anything. A human sword will break when he uses it.

>>25981713
in our face

>>25981713
Its simple, we turn the electric tail into an extension cord.

>>25978760
are you implying titty kubo has writing prowess enough to match even a coked out six year old?

>>25981735
Kubo is amazing with twists and shit, but you can tell that he's stopped caring about the series itself.

>>25981735
Wow three hours later.
Im sure you really rustled that anons jimmies

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It is now early morning

"Its not that I don't trust you, its just that I'm worried about you. I miss hanging out with you all the time, honestly. Assuming I'm capable of friendship or camaraderie, you're number one on that list. I get to have fun being a public school teacher while you are saddled here in Hueco Mundo with all these business ruler things and I don't want you to think I am screwing you over. Oh, you might find it amusing Sin-Fin is pretty popular." You explain.

"Oh, is that so?" She asks seeming neutral on the subject.

"Yeah, seems people really like her. We set her up as a music teacher while I take art and physics." You explains and she nods along.

"Wow, both huh?" She says.

"Yeah, well I also managed to get a supernatural studies club going which Sin-fin is helping out in too. She lives at the shrine with me where we have a training area and, oh, you want us to do anything in soul society for you?" You ask and she shrugs.

"Well, if you can find who ever has my go juiced tagged and murder them violently and slowly it might be good." She explains but otherwise doesn't seem to want anything

Well, what do you do now?
[]Try and use your electricity to play video games with her
[]Ask her something
[]Go see someone else in Hueco Mundo
[]Back to the human world for something
[]Other, please specify

>>25981742
>Kubo is amazing with twists and shit
No he's not. At the end of the series, he'll reveal that somebody else was the author the whole time!

>>25981790
Eh, just leave.

She seems ambivalent to the power of friendship.

>>25981790
>Back to the human world for something
Specifically shinigami ass kickings

>>25981790
>[]Back to the human world for something
Please for the love of god.

I'm having more fun watchin Euro Truck simulator streams on twitch. Just go to SS already. Timeskip the 20 minutes. I don't care. Just go.

>>25981809
We did murder the last king in front of her and betray a general then sang and danced in their ashes. Maybe she just needs more friendship!

>>25981790
>[x]Back to the human world for something

Proceed with our plans to go to the Soul Society.

We'll make sure to fulfill Jager's request and do other stuff later. For now, we have some extremely complicated and delicate plans to attend to.

>>25981790
>[]Back to the human world for something

"And I'll get that Tag Man dead."

>>25981839
I think we have all had enough friendship for tonight

>>25981847

Er, that is, we'll be sure to killify that one person Jager singled out.

>>25981790
>[]Back to the human world for something

You wish her well and go back to the human world. You make sure to stop off and pick up a knife for Akira to use, because seriously the little pen knife he is using is way too small to be of any use in a major fight, and then make your way back to the shrine. The skies bust loose as you charge forward, pouring rain and howling winds posing no trouble for you as your soul form runs through the city and you finally make your way to the shrine. You discover Lilith is already in the training area setting up a giant marble looking door in the middle of the room, chanting in some strange language which you can't even sort of understand and your monologue has no idea either.

You wait for the others to show up and make small chat with Sin-Fin, which mostly consists of you talking to her. She has already packed you a bag and left it at your feet.

The first of your students arrive. Ryoko is swearing and has a rolling suitcase likely full of her things. Next comes Akira and the twincies, all three soaking wet as they walk in and dry themselves off. Last is Ryouichi and Ran, already in their soul forms and with their swords resting comfortably. Lilith finishes the preparations and nods to you.

"Alright then, one way trip to Soul Society prepped and ready to go. When you get there you will have to find your own way back, though I imagine you will manage. Everybody ready?" She asks looking at the group.

"Wait, is it safe?" Kouta asks and she glares at him.

"As safe a traveling between dimensions on a fairly untested gate can be." She answers.

"Endlose won't be coming with us?" Ryouichi asks looking at her.
(1/2)

"No." She replies seeming calm.

"Okay, it's ready." Lilith says and you hear something creak and break as the gate flies open, a torrent of energy pooling over you, though not the same sort of energy that you felt when going to Hueco Mundo. A different sort of energy, clearer maybe.

"Alright, go!" Lilith instructs.

Anything you want to ask before finally going into the gate? You have time for one thing only.
[]Yes, ___ Write in
[]No, let's get a move on now.
(2/2)

>>25982088
Nah

>>25982088
[X] "Who should we watch out for in Soul Society? In the 'they're going to murder you' sense?"

>>25982088
No.

We've pretty much exhausted all opportunities, so lets move forward.

>>25982088
>No, let's get a move on now.
We got this

>>25982105
Eh, we can ask Ran when we get there.

>>25982088
>[]Yes, ___ Write in
Any shinigami in particular to watch out for?

Calling it for just getting a move on.

>>25982122
Satan's right hand vs Shinigami scrub.

I think Lilith might have better info

>>25982133
If she wanted us to know anything, she'd have told us.

Let's just get on with it.

>>25982132
>Calling it for just getting a move on.

Good!

Hopefully we get shit done now.

>>25982184
>If she wanted us to know anything, she'd have told us.
Yep... get in there. If Ran wants to warn us about who she thinks might be a problem. Or if she can tell us which captain can remember go-juice we can deal with those. Otherwise, let the kids do the heavy lifting for now.

Do we actually want to rescue the kid? If so we should just shift to max speed, learn where he is being held and full cloak our way their by ourself. Its not like Yourichi couldn't have saved rukia easily if she had given a damn.

>>25982287
All we really want to do is get a human past those gates

>>25982287
The whole point here is to get everyone in for Satan's plan and maybe have the scrubs level up. We don't much actually care for the dope they're gonna execute.

>>25982318
>everyone
Just Ryouichi

>>25982287
We are neutral on the subject. We don't really give a fuck if he lives or dies, but it might be good training for the kids.

>>25981263
A bit late, but according to the wiki there are only 6000 members of the Gotei 13, at least in canon.

If we can amass enough cash and anti-spirit arms we can basically zerg rush them.

>>25982315
Preferably the party levels up a lot fighting to rescue him so they can do other stuff later. And he's more useful to us alive than dead but not useful enough to be worth rescuing ourselves and cutting short the field trip.

>>25982349
That sounds like a really really bad but fun idea.

>>25982349
Or we can do the Quincy thing and just crush them with overwhelming force

>>25982379
Also, Shinigami are experts on Hollow fighting. I predict that a decently trained guerilla force with anti-detection gear would lead to Vietnam 2: Soul Society.

>>25982362
This. Also, we have a cover we really can't afford to blow, seeing as we are public enemy species number 1

>>25982349
most of those guys are scrubs anyway though aren't they?
Wouldn't us, jager and sin-fin be able to take about 5994 of them without any trouble

>>25982287
Okay, it would be funny to rescue them in like, 5 seconds.

>>25982416
I'd say maybe 2000, 4000, with the other arrancers we've gotten. Although there's no telling how much rape that sloth would put out.

>>25982406
We have Rukongai to recruit.

>>25982315
In addition, break as many soul society taboos as possible. We can quiz Ran on that after we go through the rabbit hole right? In the guise of not sticking out of course.

>>25982454
Oh yes. I don't think they'd be very happy about their shitty living conditions. And they seriously outnumber the population of Soul Reapers.

Furthermore, they can't just destroy massive swaths of Rukongai to eliminate rebels because they have to 'keep the balance.'

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"Nah, let's get a move on." You nod towards the open gate, a massive white light preventing you from seeing what's inside it.

You walk forward and step in without hesitation, the massive wall of light like a sticky mucus or custard. Yeah, that's what it feels like, really thick custard which you have to struggle to get through, yet also sucks you in. You almost struggle to breathe as your head goes in, then you remember you don't breathe much anyway, so you calm down and then you are standing in a massive gray corridor, like something that was designed y the creator to just be simple, and you see your students already waiting for you.

"Geez, kept us waiting long enough sensei. We thought we lost you! What kept you?" Ryouichi asks and you glance back, hoping to see a light or Lilith, but just seeing a vague blackness which bars your path.

"No, I mean, it was like it was sucking me in but it didn't really do much I guess." You answer with a shrug. The higher the spiritual density of a thing, the longer it takes to process into the gate. Move.

"Well, is everyone here that-" If you don't start walking while you talk Inventory and I will take a holiday. You start walking and indicate for the group to follow you. "Did everyone make out okay?" You ask and Akira nods.

"Yeah, this place is pretty, how should I put it, half assed maybe? Like it was designed for a function and they didn't care about anything else so long as it did it's job." He explains while kouta and Friedhelm look around uneasy, likely confused at the thin spirit particle distribution in the tunnel.
(1/3?)

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You chat about this and that for a long time, until you see a faint light in the distance and something pulling you towards it gently. As you get closer the force grows stronger until Akira and kouta slip and start sliding down. Friedhelm tries to grab them, but he gets closer to do so and is pulled along. Ran runs forward at full speed and lets herself get pulled along with Ryoko and Ryouichi getting tugged along too. You decide what the hell and jump along for the ride. You manage to catch up to Ran and Ryouichi and as the group hits the pulling light, specifically when the humans do, you feel a sudden tension snap in the air, like something has been broken or a rubber band tying things together has just popped and a few loose bits of stuff has just been broken. You are not sure how, but you feel like you hear Lucifer say "The first seal is broken."

Or maybe it's just another voice in your head. Who can say? You feel yourself collide in a large pile in the dirt, the force propelling and ejecting you at a massive speed though you feel fine for it. "Everyone alive?" You ask.

"Some one is about to lose a hand if they don't move it, but otherwise we seem good." Ryoko replies.

You pull yourself off the large pile of human and look around. You are standing on a dirt road in what looks like an old Japanese town, with shitty wooden buildings all crammed together and people staring wide eyed at you as you brush yourselves off. It is currently day at some point.

You ponder what this place reminds you of as Ran stands up and looks towards a mass of white buildings, and a well paved road a few meters away. "That's soul society proper. We need to find a way inside and find out where he is being kept before making our way in to save him and get him out of the city.

"Why don't we just go in? It's right there." Ryoko points out but Ran shakes her head.
(2/3)

>>25982538
>Like it was designed for a function and they didn't care about anything else so long as it did it's job.
So, by engineers.

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"There is a massive gate we would have to deal with, and the guardian of the gate is pretty strong. I think we can-" She starts but you snap your fingers in sudden thought.

"A ghetto! This is a ghetto. You isolate all the undesirables while the top dogs live in good places and look down on them." You explain and Ran pauses.

"What?" She asks finally regaining her composure. "No, look, this is where the non spiritually strong people live. Souls come here from the world, and when they die again here they reenter the real world." She explains.

The numbers don't add up, but that's no matter. "So what's the plan?" You ask.

"The Kuchiki clan might help, since he is their adoptive son but... he was adopted form the Shiba clan to strengthen ties. We need a way into soul society, one that lets us sneak in as best we can. If the captains found us it would be bad. Well, the captain of the third division probably wouldn't care but the rest would be bad." She explains looking around.

What do you want to do?
[]Gate guardian? He can not defend! Go straight through the gate
[]Guess the Shiba clan
[]Kuchiki clan has a silly name, go for them
[]Stay silent, you already did your main task, just relax now
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>25982561
No, by Lilith.

>>25982576
>[]Other, please specify
got any sewers?

>>25982576
>[]Guess the Shiba clan

"Where are they? And how many arms do the Shibas have?"

>>25982576
>stay silent.
We know jack shit about this place. Our main aim was accomplished about five times in one go. We'll pipe up when we need to keep us alive, but primary goal number one is accomplished.

>>25982494
No, the only souls we care about are the ones we eat. I had to sit through a shitty friendship talk with Jagertits because you knob chewers couldn't just go through the magic fucking gate. All I wanted to do was mess with nofunigami and do horribly awful things to people because it amused us but instead we just had to run around and play it safe and talk to people about jack shit. Leave the shit hole alone and start killing with a smile

>>25982576
engage troll mode. Pretend that the travel has messed with our magical girl powers. Give the kiddies some rope, see if they hang themselves

>>25982576
"Man, the living conditions here are really shithouse. Its like a goddamn third world country up here. Isn't Japan, like, supposed to be the fourth best country in the world to live? Is this really what people have to look forward to when they die?"

[X] Stay silent, you already did your main task, just relax now
[X] Discuss the people to keep an eye on in Soul Society. She mentioned something about the Captain of the Third?

Also, do we have an exist strategy? Can we drop everything and run for tequila in case things go tits up?

>>25982576
Well, you're the Soul Society expert. Lead on to wherever.

>>25982576
beat the crap out of the gate guardian. It's been too long since we've had some fun.

>>25982576
>stay silent

Let's just take it easy for a while.

>>25982667
>"Alright then, one way trip to Soul Society prepped and ready to go. When you get there you will have to find your own way back, though I imagine you will manage. Everybody ready?" She asks looking at the group.

>>25982667
We can just open a garganta back to heuco I think. Sin-Fin got out easy enough, it's getting in that's the tricky part.

>>25982576
to what the kids suggest, after all this is their show... we are only hear to follow and keep our spiritual pressure down until it's needed. If they don't suggest anything I vote shiba because.... cannon ball!!!!

>>25982636
We've outgrown eating souls a long time ago.

>>25982667
Our exit strategy is Garganta. Though if we can get something that doesn't scream "HELLO I AM A HOLLOW" that would be fantastic.

I vote we walk up, beat the crap out of the guardian, Dream walker through the barrier and open it up from inside while giving no fucks.

I wanna watch Ryouichi fight that LT and get his pooper ripped

>>25982709
Just because we don't have to doesn't mean we can't Yammy ate an ass load of souls.

>>25982714
>>25982699
You can not open a garganta here.

>>25982714
If things haven't gone completely tits up then Ran can open a shinigami gate thing instead. If they have screaming "HELLO I AM A HOLLOW" probably doesn't matter.

With our poison abilities and cloaking, we have massive trolling options. As an opening number, anyone up for a plague of madness? We should signal are arrival with portents and omens, the crawling chaos commands.

>>25982733
Speaking of which how did they explain a whole side of a town getting killed? He ate thousands of people and no one did a thing.

If we start rapping to the Afrogami, we should totally start doing Death Grips stuff:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htl3XWUhUOM

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

It's already insane hobo rap.

>>25982739
Well, what about that thing Aizen used to escape?

>>25982739
Even if we use pandora cero as lube?

>>25982764
Negatcion, or however the butchered English/Spanish is spelled.... I think we would have to rip a whole in the sky before that could work

>>25982764
You have not told an army of menos and a plot monster exactly where and how to open a pathway to soul society after all your master plans went perfectly, so no.
>>25982780
Even if.

>>25982794
So the way out is to kill everyone until we rule. No retreat, only moving forward. It's like a tsun zu tactic

>>25982794
Well damn. Maybe we should have.

>>25982825
or, we can just try to keep a lid on our hollowness and hope Ran or somebody we convince to open a door to living world

>>25982833
We could have, but anon wanted to talk about friendship with some chick.

I think it's kinda obvious that we don't have a way out and eventually one will present.

Let's just move forward now.

>>25982853
That wasn't exactly a one-or-the-other thing.

Doesn't matter, worse comes to worst we can fob watch a shinigami, and set it to expire when we reach the world of the living.

>>25982864
Really, I figured providing a one way ticket was Lucy's way of bidding us farewell.

>>25982864
Yeah pretty much.

>>25982864
My only regret is we have no way to call back up from sin fin or jaegar once we down a few captains.
Or we can find a crossroad, summon Lucifer to tell him to ask lilith to send them... does the crossroad thing work here to?

>>25982911
We are playing a long game here. The apple still needs to get hollow go juice. We are not here for war, we are just here to start undoing some of the Soul King's plot armor. Also I think the crossroads thing was his way of making a joke.

>>25982911
It probably doesn't.

But hey, now we get to meet new cast members maybe?

>>25982911
I believe he said that he only did that for the symbolism and he can pop out wherever.

>>25982911
It never worked.

I still wanna find out what the deal with hell is.

Do you have it fleshed out at all, Azure?

General Plans:
Troll
Find individual who tagged Jagermiester
Violate as many Soul Society Taboos as possible
Rescue whatever his name is.

If this kid is both Kiba and Kuchiki we may be able to get at least one major house rebelling.

We want to shake up an entire society. This is a time for terrorism, lies, the fob watch, poison, and a cheshire grin.

the Shiba's probably know something or two

You decide to stay silent and let the kids run the show, you've already done what you needed to and honestly you are sure the rest will work itself out somehow. You see Ran seem to debate over this for a few moments and you extend your senses while you wait, trying to get a good feel for the place. She finally nods and looks out towards the city. "Kuchiki then. They have more influence and should be able to get us in with their connections." She explains walking off.

Your crew follow in step behind her and you decide to ask something to kill the time. "So what's this about captains?" You wonder and she seems to think to herself, then just shakes her head.

"It isn't anything you need to worry about. Just know if you meet someone with lots of spiritual power and a white haori-" She starts but you make a weird face.

"I'm British and literally have no idea what that word means." You explain.

"Oh, um, a white jacket like robe worn outside a kimono, the black robes Ryouichi and I are wearing." She explains.

"Got it, continue." You say as a few of the citizens of the soul world look at your group sadly as they go on about their tiny little lives. Deaths. Unlives? Oh hey, been a while.

"You need to avoid them at all costs. There is nothing we can to do stop them, and getting in a fight with them isn't what we need to do." She explains before the group degenerates into meaningless small talk about this and that.
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