Last Time!

>You give a nod and start walking along with her and Momo, trying to stay in the cover of trees. As you round the corner, you hear Momo gasp. As you look forward you see why.

>Standing about fifty feet away and quickly spreading towards you is, instead of rain, snow. The ground is covered in it as a boyish figure with spiky white hair stands there. His grab is a shinigami’s uniform with a white haori, a sword strapped to his back.

>He looks at Momo with sorrow and fury. He draws his blade as the snowfall increases, blasting you with an arctic chill. Mechanically, his voice hollow, he begins talking.

>“Hinamori Momo, for your crimes of desertion, seeking hollowification, and conspiracy to undermine the authority of Soul Society, the Central Forty-Six has sentenced you to be dealt with as if you are a hollow.”

>EPISODE START!
>ACTION?!

>>25964855
"You sure that's it? I think the charges are coming up a little short. Doesn't really matter though.... My names Kurosaki Ichigo and it's ice to meet you. I am a little disappointed you didn't keep your cool even though you seem like one cold customer."

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>>25964844

>>25964855
Become a ghost and make fun of him before we tell him where not letting him kill Momo.

>>25964855

"You're information is flawed and something is rotten in Denmark. This was forced upon her, to turn her into a one off suicide bomb, I disarmed it. You know nothing, Jon Snow."

>>25964894
>>25964861
>making fun of ice shota
that will only cause him to break limiter and cut our ass in half.
don't do it.

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>>25964863
That looks about right.

>>25964855
I want a lawyer.

[x] Captain Hitsugaya, these charges are false, and you know it. Who accuses her and what evidence do they have?

>>25964855
"So you're Captain Hitsugaya? Hinamori spoke quite highly of you.

Though I have to say I'm a bit disappointed if you believe any of those charges.

Let's start with the most obvious one, what were you told about how exactly Hinamori would seek Hollowfication."

>>25964908
This.
>>25964921
And maybe this.

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>>25964855
"OBJECTION! Captain Hitsugaya, Hinamori is innocent of all charges. She was framed and set up."

"You of all people should know she isn't a criminal."

>>25964908
Are we expecting him to know the reference? He won't.

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Well Ichigo, it looks like the time has finally come. I hope you've studied hard. Stay frosty and try not to die too quick, ok?:


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


Now if you'll excuse me, I have some official business I have to attend to for the next few days, so you're on your own. Bye bye!

>>25964855
Momo is innocent of those your charges, and has been set up by a traitor within your ranks.

>>25964855
First have Hinamori use the glove on us and herself.

>>25964913
Why would he still be using a limiter when he thinks he is against a hollowfied lieutenant?

>>25964908
Glad someone liked the Shakespeare reference.

>>25964930
Dude we need to leave our body behind as soon as possible otherwise he'll be cradling Momo's severed head before we know what happened.

>>25964855
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1hkpslHP0A

>Eyes widen in panic
>HEY WAIT A SECOND! Maybe we can work this out ok?

>>25964939
The point is we get the reference! And it just annoys him!

>>25964855
>>“Hinamori Momo, for your crimes of desertion, seeking hollowification, and conspiracy to undermine the authority of Soul Society, the Central Forty-Six has sentenced you to be dealt with as if you are a hollow.”


[X]Step forward, being defensive and level headed.

"You think Momo did all of that? You really think someone who is your oldest friend is willfully scheming against everything she was taught? That these are the kind of orders you want to follow through on?"

"You know nothing, John Snow."

Ask him if he's had missing time. A few minutes. A few hours. Anything involving interaction with Aizen.

>>25964855
"Dealt with as if she is a hollow?

Yeah, because if there's one thing hollows are known for, it's accompanying their friends to visit the graves of their loved ones."

>>25964964
So he doesn't fuck this world six ways from sunday. I mean he is making it snow in summer just by being here.

>>25964939

That's the point, folks in this thread have been talking about this because Ichigo is a bit of a Westaboo, and we wanted to use the line against Hitsugaya for a while now, we don't expect him to get it. Hell, we're planning on quoting the merchant of venice to the Captain Commander

>>25964978
Or he'd look at us strangely and shake his head.

>>25964973
>>25964951
This this this.

Sure it might be seen as a statement of aggression, but given the only purpose diplomacy serves is to damage his resolve, it's worth it.

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Rolled 11

>>25964855
Rolling to see if Momo flips her shit and takes charge at him inadvertently threatening her new lovers/ friends for crimes she's innocent of. I doubt she'd take kindly (with all her personal growth) of her long term friend being sent as her executioner and taking the matter so callously.

Get ready for tears and screaming.

>>25965012
Fine. Be that way.

>>25964928
This, then follow up with a systematic dissection of all the charges, then finish with The Quote.

YKNJS

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>>25964855

"Ice to meet you, but I think you need to chill out."

>>25964993
>Ask him if he's had missing time. A few minutes. A few hours. Anything involving interaction with Aizen.

Yet again, that's not how Aizen works. He can't hypnotize people, he just controls their senses.

>>25965021
>the only purpose diplomacy serves is to damage his resolve
The worse his resolve, the shittier he fights.

Continue diplomancing.

>>25965008
Well, paraphrasing, technically. Replacing Jew and Christian with Vizard and Shinigami where appropriate.

>>25965051
How well can we diplomance while fighting?

>>25964993
>>25964934
>>25964928
>>25964921
This is the right tone, respectful yet firm.

>>25965048
Including their sense of time. By dicking with that he could have done everything he needed to and they still think its yesterday.

>>25964855
>For the first time we feel true concentrated fear
>Our stomach bottoms out
>But we maintain composure
>Step in front of the ladies defensivly
>"Hey I don't know who the hell you think you are frosty or who Momo is, but where I'm from there's a trial before an execution."

>>25965008
Yeah... contextually speaking given that a lot of that speech is about why Shylock is entitled to his pound of flesh, it's not a good idea.

>>25965085
Actually what he did with Yhwach appears to be a new ability.

Or just Aizen just constructing his speech in such a way that it fucked with Yhwach's perception.

>>25964993
Way too forward for an initial encounter and some random human bringing up a captain? Stupid stupid move.
We have the advantage of surprise here thanks to the bracelet. Lets not blow it.

>>25965074
Ever heard of shonen battle commentary

IMO, JJBA does it best (dare I say raises it to an art form), but anytime the combatants talk back and forth talking about their technique instead of trying to gank one another counts.

>>25965051

When he asks who we are and why we're defending her, tell him

"Just a human, one who has only known Hinamori Momo for a little over a week...and in that time I've come to love her enough to stand in defiance of heaven for her right to exist."

>>25965114
He knows we're involved I think.

Because so many people were proposing it can we not chuck Toshiro into Hueco Mundo. The poor guy is just following the chain of command. Plus he obviously does not want to do this. Secondly we did come up with a plan to CAPTURE him.

>>25965125
Manly and just a wee bit pretentious... I like it!

>>25965074
It's a Shonen manga. That is the ONLY way to diplomance.

>>25964855
Walk calmly behind him like we don't even see him, then pop Kai and shank this little shit for all we are worth.

>>25965074
Because he hasn't made the first move.

Running on the assumption that he won't look for an excuse to delay this and this off to the Sogyoku is fine.

>>25965077
>So, something along these lines, eh? Alright.

>>25965131
Pretty sure he would have called us both out on charges in that case.

>>25965074
Actually, all of bleach's diplomacy is while fighting.
You know, the fights where they clash for one minute, talk and flashback for another ten, then clash for another thirty seconds?

that being said, that final battle with Kageroza was actually one of the coolest fights in the bleach anime. I fucking loved it. Non-stop beatdowns on both sides, with fluid, if a bit off, animation and some excellent pacing.

Beach Filler, y u so fun

>>25965132
That was when we thought he was told to bring Hinamori on trial.

But now it looks like Aizen wants her dead.

I think that might change the strategies.

>>25965143
Pretty sure we're still arguing?

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>>25965043

>>25965132
Sorry pal, we all assumed Cosgrove was doing a Rukia capture arc retred. Turns out that Momos best friend was sent to be her executioner.
That's pretty fucking cold.

>>25965125
maybe replace 'love' with 'care for'?

>>25965146
I know, but how well can our Ichigo do it right now, in this situation, while fighting? I want an example because I'm curious. Oh my, can we tell him he isn't living his life correctly and blut him in the face?

>>25965143
Yup.

>>25965191
Probably not well at all, unfortunately.

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>>25964941
Fear not! I shall take up your banner, Captain!


Or, at least, try!

>>25965138
I for one like the notion of sneak attacking an opponet far more powerful then us and who if doesn't die instantly will kill us and if we do succeed will bring down the wrath of twelve other guys just as strong or stronger and a bunch of guys almost as strong.

>>25965138
I think we forgot to bring Kai.

>>25965230
Really? Well fuck. Well I'm sure there's some way we can shed or fleshbag so we can fight.

>>25965214
The second we do that and it bounces off of him like it with with Kenpachi he will suddenly have beef with us. It will not be much beef though since we will be disposed of quickly and with ease/

>>25965230
Momo can punch us out of our body, right?

>>25965252
The glove that Momo has.

>>25965230
He's there, on your shoulder. Sitting still.

>>25965252

Momo has the red glove.

>>25965230
We brought him. We made a point of it last thread.

>>25965191
Yes.
Also?
Yes.
excellent finisher there.
Let's keep "punching Murdermidget in the face while telling him he isn't living his life correctly" as an option, guys.

>>25965255
He's no Kenpachi.

And we're stronger than the Ichigo that fought Kenpachi as well.

>>25965259
Will she make that will save, for defying her old buddy and sending us to our doom? Or reflex when Shiro decides he doesn't want to see her engaged in any more hericy?

>>25965273
Oh we did? Then maybe treachery is a good solution.

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>defend Momo

As Momo’s eyes widen, tears threatening to fall, you step forward, glaring at him.

"So you're Captain Hitsugaya? Hinamori spoke quite highly of you.

“Though I have to say I'm a bit disappointed if you believe any of those charges.”

His eyes widen. “A human that can see me and knows of me…Damnit, Momo, how many laws are you willnig to break?!”

You scowl, stepping between her and Hitsugaya.

"You think Momo did all of that? You really think someone who is your oldest friend is willfully scheming against everything she was taught? That these are the kind of orders you want to follow through on?

“Let's start with the most obvious one, what were you told about how exactly Hinamori would seek Hollowfication?”

You face turns ugly as you berate him as his expression grows both more troubled and angry.

"You know nothing, John Snow."

Hitsugaya’s expression grows furious and cold, as a cold pressure crashes down on you.

“Don’t interfere in business that doesn’t involve you, human.”

>Roll me 1d20 to resist!

>>25965255
Out Ichigo exceeds canon by a large margin. Swords won't be bouncing off anyone (except maybe Yamamoto and Aizen).

Rolled 3

>>25965324
Blut Vene.

Rolled 20

>>25965324

Rolled 8

>>25965324
FULL KUBO TIME

Rolled 17

>>25965324
Stuff it, snowmidget.

Rolled 9

>>25965324
Can we still be considered human at this point?

>>25965342
No one roll.

Rolled 16

>>25965324
Rolling

>>25965342
Stop rolling now

Rolled 14

>>25965324

Resist! If it looks like we're straining to resist his pressure, all the better...the struggle makes it worthwhile

Rolled 11

>>25965324
Spirit pressure crush was... inevitable... if he's on a limiter and can dish that sort of energy out...

>>25965342
No. Fucks. Given.

>>25965342
"Oh quit the 'I'll just scare him with my huge reiatsu' thing. That won't work on a HERO OF JUSTICE."

>>25965342
>Play it off like nothing happened
>"Sorry, but I am involved in this now and I can't just stand by and let you kill and innocent girl."

>>25965324
...Punch him in the face.

>>25965342
We don't even budge.
We don't even give a fuck.
This goes beyond not being cowed by his pressure- we literally just don't give a flying shit about him.

>>25965324
Say maybe he's right a human has no business. Then we pop Kai

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>>25965342
Shits given: zero

Step it up murdermidget.

>>25965324
Well given she was sent to watch me, it actually is kind of my business.

>>25965387
>>25965398
These followed by this >>25965389

>20 to start things with
Brace yourselves for the 1's

>>25965324
Cosgrove, how large are our reserves?

>>25965324
>“Don’t interfere in business that doesn’t involve you, human.”
"Murdering a woman I care about is none of my business? Watching a man being manipulated into killing one of his oldest friends isn't my business? Please."

We now have a burning soul.

Rolled 9

>>25965324

What is Orihime doing? Out of curiosity?

>>25965429
We are going to get all the ones.

>>25965440
Oh shit, this.

Make that 20 sting the frosty emo bitch.

>>25965452
TURN OFF THE DICE!

>>25965427
>>25965389
NO
You never strike first in a fight like this. Especially if he's a cop. A ghostcop executioner at that.

>"So what's with the sword? I thought an executioner or grim reaper would sport a scythe or maybe a big axe..."

>>25965440
This.

This is the best thing to say.

>>25965458
Alright, withdrawing support for >>25965389

>>25965440
Supporting

Mention how we are Isshin's son a nd how he would be be very dissapointed in Shiro.

>>25965440
thirding this

>>25965481
Nah, we let him put the pieces together after we use Getsuga Tenshou.

That'll REALLY fuck with his head.

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>>25965342
Good job kid!

You've mastered the first technique required of a true Hero of Love and Justice: never show fear before a fight, even if its entirely logical and warranted.

Ahem.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2lwFiIaMAE
That is all.

>>25965481
>revealing dangerous information if he escapes
No thanks

>>25965481

No, we save that one...mid fight if he hasn't relented yet. We tell him that Isshin would be disappointed in him.

He will ask what we know of Isshin Shiba, likely.

We will say he left his post first to restore a debt of honor...and he stayed because of love...GETSUGA TENSHO!

>>25965427
This is where I stand
Declare this isn't human buisness reveal ourselves as a Shinigami, then declare we will not let a woman we care about get murdered by a midget who doesn't understand whats going on here.

>>25965502
I think right now we're too angry to be afraid.

Like to Ichigo, this is worse than when Sora attacked Orihime, because at least Sora couldn't help himself, being a hollow at the time.

>>25965503
Considering that we just stared down his attempt at intimidation while giving no fucks, I think there's a more appropriate selection.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc

>>25965518
Why would we reveal that our father is a deserter?
That would just make him want to kill us more and send him after our family. And telling him our father would be disappointing in him is just asking for death.

>>25965536
And later we can upgrade to a battle mix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUw7aiU50ko

My hype meter is maxed out.

>>25965536
Technically it's possible that against a really strong opponent, a 20 doesn't guarantee complete success, so we might give some fucks, though a lot less than he expected.

>>25965551
Our father was also his Captain, friend, and mentor.

>>25965518
Look I am all for being dramatically stupid for the sake of a cool scene but we're not that stupid.

>>25965551

Fair point, we'll just leave him flabbergasted after our eventual Getsuga Tensho, when he asks how we did that "Wouldn't you like to know"

>>25965533
I don't think we would be that angry, we expected this and prepared for it after all. I'm sure Toshiro swore some sort of oath to SS at one point and he thinks Momo is hollowfied.

>>25965569
He's in the process of killing his oldest friend for similar charges I don't think this will win us any points.

>>25965600
Ya, lets not drag our family into this.

It's not likely he will believe us anyways.

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>20

His spiritual pressure tries to crush you, but you ignore it like it isn’t even there. "Murdering a woman I care about is none of my business? Watching a man being manipulated into killing one of his oldest friends isn't my business? Please.".

Hitsugaya’s eyes narrow as the pressure relents. “You want to know why? Very well. There was video evidence given of Vice Captain Hinamori Momo of the Fifth Division making a deal with the outlaw Urahara Kisuke to betray Soul Society in return for gaining the powers of a Hollow.”

His fists tremble as his eyes narrow. “This was supported by the Twelfth Division’s notice of her Reiastu’s change in composition towards that of more of a hollow.

“….In light of this irrefutable proof, the Central Forty-Six has unanimously voted for her execution without needing a trial. All the necessary evidence has already been seen to make a verdict.”

He looks at you, resentment in his eyes. “So leave now, humans. This is the only mercy I am allowed to grant. So do not waste it.”

>turn Shinigami
>fight him like a Quincy
>write in

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>>25965502
Haha! Our theme song is playing, victory is assured!

HERO OF LOVE AND JUSTICE MODE ACTIVATE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WufHWSk4_kc

>>25965536
>>25965558
>implying Snow In Summer isn't incredibly fitting
>implying the war drums and battle music version that starts playing after 1:30 aren't just as awesome
>implying NUMBER ONE is fitting for a staredown
2peppy4me

>>25965440
This. This so much.
Also, hiding behind duty and resorting to intimidation like this don't change the fact that everything about this situation should be screaming "Something more is going on here" to him.

>>25965617
TURN SHINIGAMI! WE FIGHT BETTER AS ONE

>>25965617
Shinigami form

This isn't a Quincy affair.

>>25965617
>write in
"So, I take it you Soul Society guys have never heard of Photoshop?"

>>25965617
Shinigami.
We have no reason to reveal that there are living quincies right now because, as a whole, NOBODY KNOWS THAT.
Revealing our or Uryu's involvement as Quincies would just add another level of trouble to the mix.
Besides- we now have a secret weapon if we keep that hidden.

>>25965579
Didn't he see Ichigo use Getsuga Tenshou before in canon and never mention/notice that it was used by Isshin?

>>25965617
I'd say fight him like a quincy at first.

Then fight him as a Shinigami.

... then go all Visored on him.

>>25965617
>turn Shinigami
"Well, that's not how I remember things. Hinamori being poisoned with a Hollowification serum, and her surviving the incident are what I recall."

>>25965617
>turn Shinigami

"And how did you get that video, huh? Urahara, who has evaded capture for a century, conveniently turns up on camera and lays out his evil plans?"

>>25965617
>"I don't know what the hell an Urahara or a soul society is, but I'm not going to walk away why you dice of a friend in the streets. Especially without a trial. So here's what I'll do. I'll make you the same offer you just made me."

like a quincy, it let's us say THIS ISNT EVEN OUR FINAL FORM twice. Once when we go shinigami and again when we go hollow

>>25965617
Video of Urahara Kisuke,

A felon that evaded Soul Society for how many years?

And you have videos of him?

It's a fake.

>>25965617
>video evidence who gave it/was present at the viewing?

Aizen ?

>>25965647
Something like "What era do you think this is? You've never heard of video editing? Special Effects? Film splicing? Any two-bit film studio could do what you just described."

>>25965671

Seconding,

Though out of curiosity, how are the girls by our side doing.

Answer me this, snow-boy. Who gave the evidence? How was the video footage obtained? Your best friend was happy living her life, content with her position in Soul Society. Why would she throw that aside, throw you aside, for powers that would ensure she'd be hunted down as a traitor? Are you so blind? Do you have so little faith in your friend?

I'm just waiting for it to turn out that Aizen's true plan for this was to dispose of Shiro by hollowyfing him as well.

>>25965664
You're a goddamn idiot.

>>25965664
Quincey is a bad idea, it gives him an excuse to kill us without mercy.

>>25965617
>fight him like a Quincy

>>25965617
>“….In light of this irrefutable proof, the Central Forty-Six has unanimously voted for her execution without needing a trial. All the necessary evidence has already been seen to make a verdict.”

" You are telling me that Momo was able to track down an Outlaw of Soul Society, arrange a meeting, and somehow forgot to make sure she wasn't being traced or remembering that her Reiatsu was being monitored? Your proof is shit and I refute the hell out of it."

ALSO HE IS FISHING. DENY ANY AND ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THIS KISUKE FELLOW.

>>25965671
this

>>25965617
>write in
"Wait, wait. You have video evidence of Urahara Kisuke, but no evidence of where he is? The same Urahara Kisuke that has evaded capture or even surveillance for the past 100 years?
"And you don't find this suspicious at all?"

>>25965617

>Turn Shinigami, while inquiring where said "evidence" came from.

>>25965617
>turn Shinigami
Get Orihime to back up and Momo to get out of her gigai. Ask Toshiro how they were able to sneak up on Urahara Kisuke when he is a genius captain level shinigami. (Toshiro most likely knows Urahara is here so we aren't revealing anything)

>>25965617
>turn Shinigami
"Believe me, Toshiro, I'm not wasting anything but time."
Momo told us his first name, right?

>>25965617
>turn Shinigami

We aren't terribly proficient in Quincy-only combat yet.

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>>25965664
>going Quincy

>>25965617
"And how did Hinamori manage to track down that man, who has evaded capture for one hundred years.

Plus I'd think a notorious criminal like Urahara would know better than to be caught on camera, don't you?

Pardon this small hypocrisy, while I'm telling you to disbelieve what you saw with your own eyes, you're going to want to do the opposite right now."

>turn Shinigami

DO NOT ADMIT KNOWING A KISUKE. HE IS FISHING FOR A TWO'FER.

>>25965671
This

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>>25965617
"Irrefutable proof? I take Soul Society never heard of photoshop?"

>Go Shinigami

"Momo, explain what happened with the hollow. Please. This could get ugly."

>>25965617
Pity, I wish that we could have talked this out, but I don't think anything I say could convince you from changing your course of action.

Momo, if you will?

>turn Shinigami

>>25965735

This. Inquire to where he got the evidence, but do NOT say anything to implicate that we know of the man!

>>25965715
>ALSO HE IS FISHING. DENY ANY AND ALL KNOWLEDGE OF THIS KISUKE FELLOW.


THIS. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS MANLY THIS

>>25965715
Oh right, it's probably a good idea for now.

It gets the point across, without implicating that we know who Urahara is.

>>25965715
This.

>>25965671
Although I do like this, admitting we know that much about the candyman is pretty powerful circumstantial evidence that he is involved in this quagmire.

>>25965698
>He says he has faith in Aizen
wat do

>>25965715
Thats a better way of putting it. Acting like we know Urahara doesn't gain us anything, and we can get the point across just fine this way.

>>25965732
Withdrawing
in favor of
>>25965715

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>giving Urahara even more trouble

Goddamnit, guys...

Maybe combine
>>25965698
with
>>25965715

>>25965715
"Do you always follow orders so blindly Captain? Is that what your Soul Society calls justice?"

Aw, what the hell, might as well throw this into the mix, considering where things are going: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i93Bd8nhAOs

>>25965794
We're shifting gears to >>25965715
I'm pretty sure.

Withdrawing my suggestion of
>>25965671
in favor of
>>25965715

Has the same impact without needless name dropping.

>>25965671
Withdrawing to support >>25965715

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>>25965715
Consensus achieved i think.

>>25965715
"Everything you said doesn't ring right. Where is the motive? Where is the evidence of planning? Where is the preponderance of evidence? Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. You have one fact, and one piece of evidence."

>>25965804
Needs more jazz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOuGrLtsoU&list=PL6D98EC6110B92285

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>>25965794
>"My life has been nothing but suffering since the day I met you Ichigo..."

>>25965715
This.

>>25965715
Shit, right.
Withdrawing >>25965719
Don't say we know anything about Kisuke except what was just immediately said.

>>25965834
Mostly I still say we should fain compliance for a moment before sneak attacking with the chainsaw sword or something.

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Ichigo Kurosaki.

Soul Lawyer.

>>25965715
So, this and turn shinigami, then?

FUCK.

>This was supported by the Twelfth Division’s notice of her Reiastu’s change in composition towards that of more of a hollow.

We need to explain this as well.

Get Orihime to run for the rest of the gang if she haven't already done that

>>25965843
"I'm deporting your ass to Mexico."

>>25965870
seems like.

>>25965870
Yes?

>>25965870
Yes, but do it slowly if we can so we don't freak him out.

"Why the hell would Momo have even wanted hollow powers? From what she has told me she was perfectly happy in Soul Society and was fairly high ranked and still gaining power. Do you truly think that Momo is the sort of person to give all that up for power?

>>25965617
Have you even seen that video?

>>25965876
That statement is actually irrefutable.

It's important that we only focus on denying falsehoods.

>>25965870
no Shinigami yet, unless we have to. We need to hold it back for maximum effect.

>>25965870

Pretty much, yeah.

>>25965903
Right, then. I know he'll call us on that.

>>25965870
Maybe a dramatic line to build up to it?

>>25965870
We go Shinigami ONLY as a last resort / if he lunges and attacks.

Otherwise, we Phoenix Wright like a motherfucker

>>25965870
Wait, only if he attacks first.

Should we save the "I had a threesome with your best friend" until the decisive moment in the fight?

>>25965922
"And because you don't seem to have much faith in humans..." transform

>>25965870
No, the text but don't turn shinigami yet.

>>25965936
Dude I don't want our real body to be killed because this little captain shit is faster than our mortal form

>>25965936
>>25965944

Yeah, these make more sense.

>>25965948
Save that for Garganta.

>>25965870
No Shinigami
We're trying to buy time and the closer to our chest we play our cards the better,

>>25965936
it's happening and you want to social fu out of it?

PUSSY

>>25965948
during a blade lock

>>25965870
Maybe surreptitiously activate Blut Vene for now.

Wait until he draws his sword, thus signifying the end of negotiations.

>>25965944
>>25965936
If he lunges we might not have time to pop the pill before he's on top of us. We still don't know how fast he is, but we can safely assume "faster than us".

>>25965936
>>25965944
No, just tell him to make sure he can't kill us instantly.

>>25965948

Only if it's the last words that part our mouths as he murders the living/unliving shit out of us. Otherwise, no.

>>25965969
in canon though I think he's actually the slowest captain.

>>25965958
No those really don't, if he is already getting stabby we will not be fast enough to get a safe distance from our body.

>>25965957
This. He can shunpo in his form, we can't.

>>25965967

Blut Vene should be active at all times when we're going into a fight.

>>25965967
>Wait until he draws his sword

His sword is already drawn.

>>25965969
>>25965970
How about wait until his response?

>>25965983
we can still barely shunpo reliably . we can probably react but not keep up

He still thinks we are a scrub unlikely he is going to go full bankai on our asses. We can tank the first attack with blut. Keeping him off balance is important

>>25965983
Nigger anyone who has Shunpo can move faster than we can with ease. We need to switch to Shinigami so we can at least defend ourselves, tell him that if we must,

>>25965991

THis is so, if he isn't familiar with Blut Vein we should be fine, even if he decides to be a shithead and attack us in the middle of our social FU.

Maintaining for Social FU and only going ghost if shit hits the fan.

>>25965948
No, good NTR mindfucks are more subtle AND brutal

>>25965994
If he attacks right after he responds with shunpo, we're dead. We can't guarantee that he won't

>>25966036
I think Social Fu has officially broken down.

>easy way to settle this

>those who want shinigami, say so

>Those of you who want blut, and only you, roll me 1d20

>>25965959
>it's a giant hole
>garganta means "throat" in Spanish
There's many a joke to be had here.

Rolled 17

>>25966056
Blut

>>25966056
shinigami

>>25966056
SHINIGAMI!

>>25966056
Shinigami.

>>25966056
Fuck, changing vote to no.

>>25966056
>shinigami
its our best chance

>>25966036
If he escapes and tells the 13 about our skin hardening, Yamamoto will know

Rolled 3

>>25966056
Prepare for the charge
he's in pissed off move which means he is going to make critical errors as per the norm

>>25966056
>those who want shinigami, say so

So.

>>25966056
Voting for Shinigami.

Rolled 2

>>25966056

Social-fu + Blut

It really is BS that Blut is better than hierro.

>>25966036
>>25966030
Blut isn't invincible, and we haven't ranked up our Quincy abilities at all.

Assuming it can tank a Captain's sword is an excellent way to get dead.

>>25966056
Shinigami unthreateningly

Rolled 13

>>25966088
>>25966083
>>25966066
17.

STOP ROLLING.

>>25966056
>those who want shinigami, say so

So

So so so.

So so so, so so so so, soooooo.

>>25966036
Its like you forget his blade would likely freaze our blood if it hits.

>>25966098
You too.

>>25966077
And by 'no' I mean 'so' and I wasn't reading closely.

So Shinigami powers.

We don't know just how strong our blut is, nor do we know how well known it is as a Quincy technique.

Like just because Ichigo never heard of it before doesn't mean anything.

Rolled 18

>>25966090

Blut took Bach's sword in the manga and stopped most captain's swords from the get-go. Blut is a solid defense but it can't be used while we shoot arrows or something.. I think..

>>25966112

Blut hardens the blood with spirit energy. Wouldn't matter if it froze or not, and he'd be breaking a law himself if he chose to attack a human, which we would be, up until he chose to attack.

>>25966122
Ichigo was a lot stronger at that point than we are.

Rolled 8

>>25966056
I'm out for blut tonight.

>>25966122
There's two kinds of Blut: Blut Vene, and Blut Arterie. Vene augments durability, Arterie boosts strength and speed. You can't use both at once: has to be one, or the other.

>>25966056
>Shinigami
it maintains Social Fu better than fucked up glowing veins, as well
captcha:DUNDEE vedusme
that's not a banjai-THIS is a bankai

>>25966122
We learned it two weeks ago. And we are a low level quincy. We can't reliably tank.

>>25966140
We are obstructing justice and we can see him. I think he can get away with a little murder I mean look at what 12th gets away with.

Additional benefit to going shinigami is that Kai will run as fast as his legs can carry him to Urahara's shop, thus bringing reinforcements maybe.

Rolled 4

>>25966056
Blut

Rolled 20

>>25966056

Quincy powers ACTIVATE!

>>25966169

Run to relative safety, then use our cellphone

>>25966056
So its time for Shinigami modo!

>>25966056
We need to go ghost.

>>25966056
So much so

http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Blut

>If consciously kept at full power, even attacks delivered by a Shinigami's Bankai can potentially be negated completely.

>, it seemingly is not absolute, and can be torn using sufficient power.

So, granted that it's not absolute, Hitsugaya isn't a power attacker. and spirit energy defends against spirit energy.

Blut Vene is a BS power and we need to abuse it.

>>25966177
...Alright fine. Lets use Blut then.

Rolled 9

>>25966056
>>25966177
9th roll.

Will this cancel it?

Blut.

>>25966169
NO
Remember what Yoruichi said. She and he will only get involved if reinforcements show up.
He was very clear on not wanting us to ever come runing to him to clean up our messes again. This is our grave we dug.

>>25966177

...Well now. Should Belut win, I think we'll be JUST fine. Too bad Shinigami seems to be winning. Hopefully that gets saved, at least.

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>>25966177
Well then.

Either we just tanked a captain, or we just banked a 20.

Either way I'm ok with this.

>>25966196
I was talking more about our dad, but yeah alright.

>>25966188
No, we don't. What are we going to after we block one hit? We die because we are too fucking slow as a Quincy right now.

>>25966177

Time for quincy BS.
I doubt SS wold even recognize Blut Vene. And a human that can stop a captain's sword just by standing there will make him check his shit.

>>25966188
If we get turned into a block of ice we will die before we can free ourselves, nor do we have FULLPOWER

>>25966188
I also doubt he'd bother using full force to kill off or wound a human.

>>25966177
still saying Shinigami, bank this for something important instead

>>25966201

Fun fact, we can use Blut when we're a shinigami, and the glowy veins only happen on impact.

>>25966223
Is this true?

If so, BOTH! Shinigamim pumping Blut like a motherfucker!

>>25966210
That's even worse. Yes lets call in our dad who is with our little sisters who may or may not be at a fighting level with his powers to come bail us out from under his murder happy former 3rd seat.

>>25966177
Wait will this 20 go to our next roll if we use Shinigami?

If so, then Shinigami.

>>25966177
Fuck you've killed us, you stupid little shits.

>>25966223
This is true.
I'm throwing my vote in for Shinigami, AND blut. We can do both at the same time.

>>25966188
Eh... still probably Shinigami because Quincy have a kill on sight policy.

>>25966230

He uses Blut defensively against Bach in Shinigami form.

>>25966188
Changes nothing, we need to be shinigami.

We can use Blut later, if we need to.

>>25966056
Shinigami. Only use Quincy powers when he can't think about it

>>25966056
Regardless of 20s, activate our shinigami powers, so that we can do more than block 1 attack.

>>25966212

Quincies aren't slow though, unless we didn't learn the quincy version of rapid movememt...
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Hirenkyaku

We don't know this yet... do we?

>>25966251
I say we tank him and then change if he presses the attack.

I just think it'll be funny when a captain's sword is stopped by a human, and he stands in awe.

We can get ready to change, but only if we're absolutely forced to fight.

Hitsugaya is a COOL guy, right?! Haha...

>refute and turn shinigami
>then blut

You let out a snort of incredulity. " You are telling me that Momo was able to track down an Outlaw of Soul Society, arrange a meeting, and somehow forgot to make sure she wasn't being traced or remembering that her Reiatsu was being monitored? Your proof is shit and I refute the hell out of it."

Hitsugaya cocks an eyebrow. “Really? I don’t question Captain Aizen Sosuke, who was devastated by bringing this forth and attempted to take his own life afterwards, nor do I question the observations of the Twelfth Division.”

His hand grips his sword tighter. “But, I suppose that no longer matters. You’re now a human in suspicion of collaboration with traitors and outlaws. I’ll have to destroy your spiritual powers and erase your memories, if not kill you.”

You scowl, grabbing the pill from Kai’s throat… “You keep on looking down at me because I’m human…”

And swallowing it, turning into Shinigami form. “So how about you listen to me now?”

He moves, fast than you can see, but his blade mere glances of your skin. Hitsugaya looks at you in surprise.

Behind you, Momo has exited her gigai and Orihime looks to be reading herself for defense.

>actions?

>>25966177
Nah, if he figures out what Blut Vene is, he might panic and auto-bankai.

But if we use it while he's being attacked 2-on-1, then he might not notice.

Rolled 19

>>25966056

Well shit, I go with Blut due to the 20

>>25966304
>implying he won't double tap when his sword bounces

>>25966304
No, we didn't.

>>25966304
>We don't know this yet... do we?

No, we don't. We haven't learned any Quincy special techniques beyond Blut.

>but only if we're absolutely forced to fight.
His sword is drawn, and he's obviously getting real tired of our shit.

>>25966318
"Remember that you had a choice, Captain."

Draw our sword.

>>25966334

Doesn't matter if he double taps when the sword bounces. Blut is body-wide. Currently, it's the highest defensive measure in bleach.

>>25966318
Aim for his legs

Rolled 17

>>25966318
Keep talking. While drawing him away.
"You really need to question the things people tell you."

>>25966318
FALCON PUNCH!
As we continue to advocate for Momo

Rolled 20

>>25966318
>Grab his face
>Rolling to "detonate" Blut like we did with the Hollow
>"I'm sorry you see it that way, but I'm not letting anyone die here today."

>>25966318
Is he still really close to us?
Because if so, then grab onto his robes, switch to Blut Arterie, and punch him in the face.

>>25966318
Blut is still active, right?
Grab his sword.
He's small, and we're pretty damned strong. Hold him still.

"Captain Aizen, huh? Well, what do you know. I'd say this was a coincidence, but I don't believe in that anymore."
Stab his sword into the ground, step on the blade to hold it there.
"Because so far, all I've ever heard about Captain Aizen is that he's a bad, bad man. So forgive me for being skeptical that such a man could attempt to take his own life after setting up his own lieutenant."

>>25966361
Son did you forget about NEGATION?

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>>25966389

>>25966389
...I have a better idea.

Lets grab his sword with our hand, and then bring Zangetsu's hilt down on his arm.

We don't want to kill him, just disarm him.

>>25966389
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Even the dicegods want him dead. They DEMAND victory!