It is some time after lunch. It is a beautiful day in Kunming, China. You'd know. You had just seen the sky not too long ago, before you were ushered into a waiting jeep and driven to the air base. Someone really high up had personally requested your help with a particularly tricky problem and you accepted it.The ride was not too long; the wait even shorter. You'd had hoped to have seen more of the base before you had to meet with him, but you resolve to get a guided tour of the place after this.And now you are sitting comfortably in front of the man who had summoned you: the Commander of the newly-formed 14th Army Air Corps. He is wearinng what appears to be one of those suit jackets the American military seems to like, his rank insignia on his left shoulder and some other shiny things on his right. You've heard good things about him. A lot of very, very good things.You notice that he is rather busy with the contents of his desk. There is a frown on his face as he turns his attention on you.“And just who the HELL are you?”[ ] Answer Assertlvely.[ ] Enquire as to the nature of major malfunction.[ ] Write-in
"Sir, we are [our character]."
>>25963009[x]Write-in"No, who the HELL ARE YOU?"
>>25963009[assertively]WE ARE THE DAUGHTER OF THE MONGOLS, the Mistress of the East. We are a witch!
>>25963009[X] Enquire as to the nature of major malfunction.
>>25963060[With great mongolian panache]"Flight Lieutenant Borte Olkhunut, sir! Pride of Mongolia!"
>>25963009>[ ] Enquire as to the nature of major malfunction.
>>25963110Yes. We are a mongolian witch, We can claim direct lineage from Khan himself (and it would be amusing, I like this idea)
>>25963124Flying a plane is pretty much exactly the same as riding a horse, right?
ON A STEEL HORSE, I RIDEI'M WANTEEEEEEEDDEAD OR ALIIIIIIVEyes mongol witch yeesssssss
>>25963144>>25963163Bonus points if our magical abilities somehow involve horses and are almost completely useless while in-flight.
Rolled 2>>25963110I... I am somewhat conflicted.On one hand, I have this totes sweet character. Who is Polish. And a badass. On the other hand, MONGOLIAN WITCH.Decisions, decisions.../tg/ dice, don't fail me now!
>>259632032We are a mongolian witch>>25963202Should I post the comic where the native american witch has a flying horse?
>>25963124>direct lineage from KhanI assume you mean Genghis Khan, and I feel the need to point out that an absurdly high percentage of the population is descended from him. Dude was virile as fuck. But if it means we have a predilection for fur hats, a desire to hang an axe over our doorway, and occasional visions of screaming mongol hordes demanding that we kill our enemies, then I'm all for it.
>>25963203Stick to your original notes
>>25963203Polish fighter pilot pls. 303 POLISH FIGHTER STRONK
>>25963235>>25963244Stick with your notes, but PLEASE can we have a badass Mongolian in the supporting cast? One with horse powers.>>25963215Yes, please?
>>25963203>I have this totes sweet character. Who is Polish. And a badass.Well, damn. My inner 303rd fanboy wants the Pole, but MONGOLIAN WITCH is an awesome idea.Screw it, Pollock time.>>25963244>303 POLISH FIGHTER STRONKMój brat!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QwkyKS3dng
>>25963124I like this one. Glorious Mongol witch! ... even if it means we'll be using either soviet shit or lend-lease gear.
>>25963163Dammit, I can't post the links I'm trying to. For Dead or Alive hilarity, google "Concerning, Jon Bon Jovi, Wanted Dead or Alive" and "Bon Jovi's faces seen vs. faces rocked, ca. 1986: two views".
Oh boy.While I'm quite glad my notes are easily modifiable...Still, POLISH! MONGOLIAN!Fuck it, VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS.[ ] Polish Veteran[ ] Mongolian Witch
>>25963203Keep the original game plan. You can introduce a Mongol witch, but then again /tg/ will probably rush her bunk.
>>25963305>[x] Polish VeteranTry to maintain some sort of plan instead of caving in to absurd ides.
>>25963305Polish VeteranWrite in Mongolian sidekick.
>>25963305POLISH VETERAN.We saw the horrors of Britain's skies. We triumphed. SHOW US YOUR HORRORS, CHINA.
>>25963305>[x] Polish Veteran>implying /tg/ won't just waifu the badass Mongol witch when she shows up
>>25963305Polish vet, with Mongolian sidekick. >>25963322has it right.
>>25963305Mongolian witchBUT>>25963322would be ok. The idea of a backwater KHANNN type piloting IL-2 strikers amuses me.
>>25963277Oh yes. Sabaton has become a "Download, eventually," artist.
>>25963305Polish vet with a Mongol sidekick with he has NO sex. For the hilarity.
>>25963354>with he has NO sexSo, Mongol is not for lewds?
>>25963417Well, it'd be something different for /tg/ at least.
>>25963417NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SEX AND MATINGS, POLISH DEVIL. WE RIDE! FOR FIRE AND BLOOD AND PLUNDER!HYA! HYA!
>>25963009“Mr Chennau- I mean, General Chennault, sir! Wing Commander Witold Urbanowicz, formerly of the Polish Air Attaché!”His face freezes into a rictus of confusion for a moment as he hears your reply. It softens into something a lot more welcoming.“Urbanowi- Oh. Glad you could answer my friendly request. I’ve heard of you. That was some insane flying in England.”“That’s some high praise, sir.” you reply. It is an all too common experience with you.“No, Witold, It really was some insane flying. Some of the British boys here were at the Battle of Britain. They’ve seen you zip into formations with nary a care and shooting up everything that had wings and a Nazi swastika and come out with nary a scratch.” Chennault said.At this point, you are wondering if this is some sort of hyperbole. You are a good pilot, but this sounded a bit too incredulous, even to you.“Yeah, I guess that’d explain why my Spitfire was always the first to be ready.” You had always assumed your ground crew was very, very good.“So, Witold, I hear you were a trainer before the war?”“In Poland, yes. Though for a while, I was part of an exchange group that tr-” You are cut off abruptly as Chennault rattles off your achievements.“The Virtuti Militari, Silver Cross, for your exploits in the Battle of Britain and Poland. And also for the evacuation of the Witches in Poland.”You crack a smile. “So you know.”
>>25963417To be fair, it's more than likely that the Mongol sidekick doen't ever wash.
>>25963468“Anyway, Witold, I’ve a massive headache of a deployment. I believe you have an idea of how tough to manage a mixed-gender air force, especially when they are barely out of their teens and trying to murder one another?”“If you’re talking about the witches, sir, then I think I know how hard it is.” After all, you had to deal with them more than once, and more recently, in America.“Good. You’ve been assigned to the 75th Fighter Squadron, 23rd Fighter Group. Officially, you'll report to Major Tex Hill. Your real assignment, though, is to train the damned Witches of the 77th Squadron. And our Chinese recruits when possible.”You are slightly taken aback by this. “Wha-”“And you’ll be the liaison between the witches and the men, that is, me.”“Sir, this is kinda a bit much for me.” You reflexively respond. The last time you gave a lecture was a long time ago.“You’ll do fine. The training cadre is gonna come in a few days to help you.” At this, you heave a sigh of relief. “Will I get to fly?”“In due time.”“Thank you, sir. I’ll get to... work.”You finish your interview with Chennault and step out into the hot Chinese afternoon. It all seems right, but you forgot to ask him a few important things, like your superior's physical description, a guide to show you around the airbase, and most importantly, where was your bunk.Still, it's a nice day out. The sky is blue, the birds are singing, the screams of teenaged females fill the air and there's someone walking a Chinese Snow leopard in your field of vision. All is well in the w- Wait.[ ] Be taken aback by teeneaged girls creaming like hate-filled Nazis and investigate the hullabaloo.[ ] Be surprised at someone walking what seems to be an apex predator and engage in friendly conversation.[ ] Ignore both shocking scenes and look for a guide.
>>25963417No. We have Ghost's quests for the lewds. This one is too scary to be hot. Not the dominatrix scary, the 'scar that goes from her collarbone to her hairline and straight over her eye because she was too balls-out crazy to blink while being stabbed' crazy. The kind who's not shooting you in the knees because she's yandere, the kind who's shooting you in the knees because there's laws against murder.
>>25963485>[ ] Be taken aback by teeneaged girls screaming like hate-filled Nazis and investigate the hullabaloo.
>>25963468FORGOT MUH PIC
>>25963305Flying Tigers quest? Fuck yea. We are going to be Zhongguo Tong as fuck.>>25963305Polsky.
>>25963485How old are we?[X]Write-inWe need to find our plane and make sure our baby is okay.
>>25963485>[ ] Be taken aback by teeneaged girls creaming like hate-filled Nazis and investigate the hullabaloo.Welp...they are our problem now
So do we have a Blood Chit?>>25963485>[x] Be surprised at someone walking what seems to be an apex predator and engage in friendly conversation.>>25963501>Not the dominatrix scary, the 'scar that goes from her collarbone to her hairline and straight over her eye because she was too balls-out crazy to blink while being stabbed' crazy.>implying I'm not into thatDude, I fap to Rosarita Cisneros.
>>25963501"Borte, why are you covered in blood?""There was bear.""Where?""In tent. Is all over your things, now.""What d'you mean, all over my things?""Hand grenade is not brush for painting, sad to say. Still, at least can make nice boots from remaining skin."
>>25963485>[ ] Be taken aback by teeneaged girls creaming like hate-filled Nazis and investigate the hullabaloo.And uh, you might wanna make sure you check your options so they don't sound like we're checking out an orgy.
No.This has to stop.It has to.This is the eighth fucking Strike Witches quest. Give it a rest already.You clearly have enough people to just go hide in an IRC channel for the rest of your days Iron Hearts style.
>>25963485[x] Be surprised at someone walking what seems to be an apex predator and engage in friendly conversation.
>>25963485[X] Be surprised at someone walking what seems to be an apex predator and engage in friendly conversation.
>>25963648>Anti-fun league up in dis bitch
>>25963648but only one of two still actually going.
>>25963656Ladies and gentlemen...Japan.
>>25963485[X]Destroy the communists while we can. They're hiding in Shanghai, if we move quickly we can crush Mao Zhilan and nip her rebellion in the bud.
>>25963735>implying you won't want a base with such a cute mascot.
>>25963485There's a man walking a CHINESE SNOW LEOPARD as if it were some adorable pet dog. However, the screaming teenaged girls with magic powers and whatnot are your business. And you are very, very sure they aren't, you know, having a sex party.It isn't too hard to find the source of the screaming. Though what greets you is... something your experience has not prepared you for.A scene of carnage meets your eyes. Bruised, teenaged bodies lying everywhere. In the middle of it all, there's one of them. She's very, very angry and screaming in some language you're not fluent in.You've handled angry witches before. You're not so sure if you've handled one in a berserker rage, more than ready to take on any comers.[ ] Find someone in charge and get more information.[ ] Challenge her directly.
So I don't follow the normal SWQ, is this one tied in to that one?
>>25963865[x] Wipe out dick and masturbate furiously
>>25963865>[x] Challenge her directly.Time for HONORABLE SINGLE COMBAT!
>>25963869same world though on the other side of the world.
>>25963865Challenge her directly. We're fucking Witold Urbanowicz. We fear nothing.
>>25963869Based in the same world. So, they're related, vaguely.
>>25963865>[ ] Challenge her directly.Seeing as how I'm pretty sure we ARE or supposed to be the person in charge.
>>25963865>[ ] Challenge her directly.
>>25963865[x] Challenge her directly.Bitch be losing face like an idiot in vegas with this attitude, call her out.
>>25963865[x] Wipe out dick and start masturbate furiously.
>>25963865>[X] Challenge her directly.We get respect right here and now
>>25963896Are you the same DM?
>>25963815>supporting Guomindang scumdisgusting
>>25963865>[ ] Challenge her directly.Insubordination! Treason! Why I bet they're all communists. To the brig with her!
>>25963954Better than being a filthy and uneducated communist
>ANOTHER Strike Witch Quest
>>25963865[X] Challenge her directly.WE BACK DOWN FROM NO CHALLENGE.
>>25963973>supporting a madman who prioritized killing his own people over fighting the Japanese occupation
>>25963954Look, Jiang Jia-li isn't perfect, but she's the best option we have right now!>>25964006>Believing a tired communist narrative that the Nationalists didn't do most of the fighting.He did kill his own people like a boss. Peasants? Fuck um, flood the Yellow River.
>>25964006You mean Mao? I know right? What a fucking madman. He killed what? More than 40 million of his own people?
>>25963865You don't know what the hell she's saying or why she's angry. You are very sure that this is not going to turn out well for you. But you've faced worse odds. And you're pretty sure the bodies around this lady were moving.This feels strangely like every combat mission in England, you recollect as you stride into battle.<HALT! ARE YOU ONE OF THESE BITCHES WHO INSULT MY HONOR WITH THEIR PRESENCE!> You wish you had more information. And you're pretty sure she's using words she is not supposed to be saying. Regardless, you have to defuse this before it gets worse."Excuse me, but do you speak English?" you ask. This throws her into a frenzied panic.<WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? YOU DO NOT SOUND LIKE ONE OF THEM BITCHES. DO YOU DARE INSULT MY HONOR TOO?> she replies."I don't get you. Do you speak English?" The language barrier is starting to get to you.Seeing as communication is futile, your opponent decides that you are a threat for now. She throws a wicked punch at you.[ ] Remember that one time you fistfought a Nazi? That was pretty cool.[ ] Remember that one time you had an unruly student? Let's go with that.[ ] 303 Squadron had this showoff who thought he was hot shit. How did you deal with him?
>>25964006I know, right? That fucking Peanut, hoarding Land-Lease shit to murder Commies instead of the Japanese menance.It's a wonder why Chennault dealt with his wife and brother and not him directly.
>>25964224>[ ] 303 Squadron had this showoff who thought he was hot shit. How did you deal with him?We bent him over and gave it to him in the ass.
>>25964224>[x] Remember that one time you had an unruly student? Let's go with that.
>>25964224[X] Remember that one time you fistfought a Nazi? That was pretty cool. ESPECIALLY IF WE DID IT MID AIR.
>>25964224[X] Remember that one time you fistfought a Nazi? That was pretty cool.Dodge the punch, grab her arm, pull her off balance, hit her in the gut.
>>25964224Grabbed his wrist as he went by and tossed him into a wall.
>>25964224>[ ] Remember that one time you fistfought a Nazi? That was pretty cool.
>>25964224[X] Remember that one time you had an unruly student? Let's go with that.Children need to be treated and disciplined as children.
>>25964224>[X] 303 Squadron had this showoff who thought he was hot shit. How did you deal with him?We brought a chair to a fistfight.
>>25964224>[X] Remember that one time you fistfought a Nazi? That was pretty cool.We Polish, we don't do things "peacefully". We go where the fight's at.
>>25964224>[x] Remember that one time you had an unruly student? Let's go with that.Time to teach her a valuable life lesson, the way only we can. By scaring the ever-loving shit out of her.
>>25964224>[X] 303 Squadron had this showoff who thought he was hot shit. How did you deal with him?Improvised weapons! Also pulling that arm and slamming there face into the nearest metal object repeatedly.
>>25964224>[X] Remember that one time you fistfought a Nazi? That was pretty cool.
>>25964253The Soongs were ass deep in the financial markets. Even if he'd wanted to bypass them Chenault probably couldn't have.Really Chiang's inability to put a leash on his wife and her corrupt as shit in laws was probably the final straw that finally broke the Guomingdang's back.
>>25964368The environment counts as a weapon. This includes walls and the floor. Ceiling too, if you're really good.
>>25964224Ah yes, that Nazi who had the misfortune of meeting you. He didn't fare all that well as you hurled him out of a window. Into the path of an oncoming Kubcaz.Sadly, there are no windows where you are. But you have two feet and a mind not clouded by anger, so you step aside and dodge her punch. This only serves to make her a lot angrier.<FOREIGN DEVIL, YOU ARE WITH THESE CHINESE COWARDS! I, BORTE OLKHUNUT, PRIDE OF MONGOLIA, WILL DEFEAT YOU!>You're heard worse than this. And you're still wondering what she's speaking.She is now in a position to give you a bone-crushing tackle. From the looks of it, she's already started it. Her shoulder looks really menancing. And you have to do someting before you become another casualty of war.[ ] NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHED[ ] SHOW ME YOUR BEST WARFACE, CADET[ ] I DO NOT FEAR YOU. I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT.
>>25964565I DO NOT FEAR YOU. I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT.
>>25964565>[ ] I DO NOT FEAR YOU. I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT.BRRRRRING IT ON
>>25964565 All of the above
>>25964565[X] NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHED
>>25964565>[ ] I DO NOT FEAR YOU. I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT.
>>25964565>[ ] NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHED
>>25964565>[x] SHOW ME YOUR BEST WARFACE, CADET
>>25964565>[ ] I DO NOT FEAR YOU. I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT.*Insert Generic Battlecry here*
>>25964565>[X] NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHED
>>25964565>Allowing commi Mongolian witches to infiltrate our unit.This can only end in tears. I say we execute this stooge of Sükhbaatar immediately. The Japanese are a disease of the skin, communists are a disease of the heart!
>>25964602 Just to clarify:>SHOW ME YOUR BEST WARFACE, CADET! I DO NOT FEAR YOU, I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT AND NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHED!
>>25964672Then we have even bigger reason to kick her ass. Who said that Polish-Commie war ended in 1921?
>>25964705I could go for this.
>>25964705Yep. End to end with no punctuation.
>>25964672>>25964721I guess technically she'd be a stooge of Choibalsan, probably. Still kind of sketchy on the dates. But that's even worse. She's totally a spy they infiltrated through their connections in Whampoa.
>>25964748 okay>>SHOW ME YOUR BEST WARFACE CADET I DO NOT FEAR YOU I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT AND NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHED
In my mind, Borte is Natsuo from Teppu.
>>25964565>SHOW ME YOUR BEST WARFACE CADET I DO NOT FEAR YOU I HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT AND NAUGHTY STUDENTS MUST BE PUNISHEDYUS
>>25964865>Natsuo from TeppuMah nigga.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
>>25964865I imagine her as a slightly more lucid C-16.
>don't put Quest in the subject field>putting your email in the email field>nopixDid you at least clear this with Fap Angel? Tell me you cleared it.
>>25964963Clear as a sunny day in Britain with nary a cloud in the sky. Yes.Also, I was too excited to follow tradition. MY BAD.
Damn it, gotta go to work. Be back in 8 to see how you guys fare as Polish. I know how it is.
>>25964865>>25964920These are good, but they're not Roberta.I guess it depends how angry/violent/dangerous/insane she is.
I also need to go. Just remember brothers, STAY VIGILANT! Only you can prevent the commi-witch menace!
>>25964565You're getting pretty fed up, at this point. She doesn't appear to speak in English, let alone listen to reason. To top things off, she's about to crush your bones with that tackle of hers.There's only one thing you can do. Speak her language. Which, you're pretty sure, involvves shouting things."CADET, LISTEN UP! I HAVE SEEN THINGS YOU WON'T BELIEVE. NAZI STORMTROOPERS INVADING MY HOMELAND. I WATCHED SOVIET SOLDIERS DRAG ME OFF TO A JAIL CELL ONLY TO HAVE BROKEN OUT OF IT A FEW HOURS LATER. YOU ARE NOUGHT BUT A DISOBEDIENT CADET WHO NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED!"You tirade stuns her for a bit. You're sure she doesn't understand it much, but she's caught off guard.Enough time for you to give her a good slap on her cheeks. While her shoulder plows into your stomach like a fresh plow on unbroken, virgin soil.You've heard about how pilots who were wounded described the pain as something like the living fires of hell or something. You thought they were just stories, since you've never taken a single hit ever. But now you're starting to believe that they were right. Getting wounded HURTS. You're quite glad that tackle wasn't aimed at somewhere more important.You hear footsteps.[ ] Hey it's that guy walking the Chinese Snow Le- WHARGARBL[ ] Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language?[ ] ATTENTION! ATTENTION! RED SPY IN THE BASE! RED SPY IN THE BASE!
>>25965181> plows like a fresh plow on unbroken, virgin soil.Op are you sure -you- aren't a communist? Because you write metaphors like one.
>>25965181[X] Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language?
>>25965181>[ ] Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language?
>>25965223Singapore once arrested Catholics on suspicion of Communism.I'm actually a fascist by birth. And I hate it.
>>25965181>[ ] ATTENTION! ATTENTION! RED SPY IN THE BASE! RED SPY IN THE BASE!Seize the quisling hun immediately!
>>25965181>[ ] Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language?DAMNIT I NEED TO YELL AT HER SO SHE CAN UNDERSTAND WHY IM YELLING SO MUCH!
>>25965181>[X] Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language?
>>25965261wa lao eh
>>25965261and Australia was about 2 minutes away from publicly executing our commie politicians in the street in the 50's, pity we didn't seeing as they've got control of the country now...
>>25965181>[x] ATTENTION! ATTENTION! RED SPY IN THE BASE! RED SPY IN THE BASE!AWOOGAH AWOOGAH
>>25965386>[x] ATTENTION! ATTENTION! RED SPY IN THE BASE! RED SPY IN THE BASE!See, Red! No wait that's just the other cadets' blood she's covered in.
>>25965181>Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language?
>>25965181>[X] Is that someone who actually speaks this confounded language? We'll talk to her first and think about hanging her for being a commie sympathizer later
The irony is that China was literally wiped off the face of the Earth in the SW 'verse
>>25965707It's too late to give a shit.
I get the feeling you're all barking up the wrong tree... and if you are, I'm going to laughing my ass off for the next hour.
>>25965181Well, whoever it is, you're hoping it's someone who speaks her language.Someone enters the carnage. It is someone you're not familiar with. You're new, though, so a lot of people are unfamiliar to you. But it does seem to make the little hellion even more angry.<Olkhunut, there you are! I've been looking all over for you! Please come back with me! I'm sure you miss all your fri->Whoever the guy was, he's had no time to finish what he was saying as she drives a foot up his crotch.<YOU! AGENT OF THE COWARDS THAT DISHONOR MONGOLIA WITH THEIR FANCY COMMUNISM! I WILL NEVER RETURN THERE! NEVER!>Ah, crap. More of that high-volume screaming. At least it's not directed at you now.What happened next was something you would never wish on anyone. This young teenaged woman, her rage incandesent, finally loses what little control she has over her temper. Her screams unintelligible, she rushes to this seemingly random bumblefuck, her magic popping with an audible sound. She gives the stranger a vicious headbutt, flooring him instantly before kicking him and stomping on his body while all he could do is moan and feebly block.A Witch, you suddenly remember. And she's presumably one of them. And a horse familiar, to boot.And then the calvary arrives. About damn time, too.<Olkhunut, if you're sending the entire school to the medical tent again I'm gon-> "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED."The newcomer is dressed in... dress slacks? You're not too sure as to clothing protocol with witches. Young, attractive, and as of right now, positively fuming.[ ] Introduce yourself, and report on the situation.[ ] Groan in pain.[ ] "Finally, some English!"
>>25965989>[x] Introduce yourself, and report on the situation.
>>25965989>[ ] Introduce yourself, and report on the situation.>[ ] Groan in pain.These are not mutually exclusive.
>>25965989[x] Introduce yourself, and report on the situation.OH SHIT IT'S BEST GIRL
>>25965989[X] Introduce yourself, and report on the situation.[X] Groan in pain.
>>25965989>[ ] Introduce yourself, and report on the situation.
I'll be breaking for lunch for a bit. Try not to fuck it up while I have it.I'll be back in 30 minutes or something.
>>25965989"I am Wit-OW-old Urban-OW-icz, and I do believe I am here to help train some Witches and pilots. Apparently one of them found an intruder and is currently beating him up. I presume you can speak whatever it is she's speaking?"You point to the vicious beatdown. Her face blanches."Alice Chin. Intrude- Well, Mr. Teacher, help me pull these two off before something bad happens!" Wincing in pain, you attempt to pull the two of them apart. The good news was that it was easy. The bad news was that the intruder needed medical help fast. And you have no idea where the hell they keep all the casualti- Wait, Witch. Right."Miss Chin, I presume this isn't a daily event?" you say. She winces a little."I wish it wasn't. Olkhunut here is unruly. She refuses to learn English and takes offense at every little thing. That's not to mention the infighting..." she says."Worse than what passes for normal in a normal Witch school?" you reply. Alice sighs."If being forced to train poeple from two different ideologies who hate each other's guts was considered normal, then yes, I suppose it's normal."The both of you turn towards the violent horsewitch. She's still seething with anger, but it's somewhat muted. Alice is very surprised at this."I've never seen her like that. It's... How did you do that?" she says."She was unruly. Bad cadets need to be punished. She hits like a drunken Soviet soldier, though.""Interesting..." Alice picks up the comatose intruder. "We'll have to drop him off and then give you a tour of the base. You're quite fortunate that the Martian patrols are very light for today.""Well then, I suppose I'll take you up on that offer."cont
>>25967209You strike up some small conversation with Alice as you walk to the MP post. As soon as the intruder (and Olkhunut, who was the witch that gave you that tackle) is dropped off, the both of you are fre toexplore Kunming Airbase.Where do you wanna go first?[ ] Witch Hostels[ ] Hostel 10[ ] Factory 10[ ] Gardens, seriously?[ ] Kunming Chapel[ ] "Actually, why is someone walking a Chinese Snow Leopard in the base?AND I'M BACK. FROM OUTER SPACE. AND LUNCH.
>>25967257>[ ] "Actually, why is someone walking a Chinese Snow Leopard in the base?
>>25967257>[x] "Actually, why is someone walking a Chinese Snow Leopard in the base?
>>25967257[x] Witch HostelsPANTY RA- no wait that would end poorly.We should scout the layout to prepare for SURPRISE MIDNIGHT ASSAULT training session.
>>25967282The snow leopard is an artillery Corporal. They feed him meat and beer.
>>25967335Oh come on, at least make up something original, like he's a tech sargeant that fixes engines or something!
>>25967377Master Sergeant, actually. And he's our new Crew Chief. He doesn't take kindly to pilot sumbitches fucking up his airplanes.
>>25967257[X] "Actually, why is someone walking a Chinese Snow Leopard in the base?
>>25967257>[X] "Actually, why is someone walking a Chinese Snow Leopard in the base?>[X] Witch Hostels
>>25967257"Actually, why is someone walking a Chinese Snow Leopard in the base?" That image of a man walking what appears to be an apex predator haunts your mind."Oh, Miss Kitty? We found her wounded right after the base was established and she's been with us ever since. She's been very friendly and affectionate. She helps everyone relax.""I'm aware of the need for companionship and all, but why a wild animal? Wouldn't a cat be a bit more appropriate?" you say."Would you believe that we also have a pet bear? He comes and goes whenever he likes.""And you're gonna tell me he helps ferry goods and stuff.""Oh no, he's a bit too small to do that! He's a dear, though."You fight the urge to roll your eyes. Kunming is one strange place."Anyway, who was walking... Miss Kitty." you ask.Alice pauses for a moment."Everyone wants a turn with Miss Kitty, but I do believe that today's Major Hill. He should be done with it right about now."Oh, right. Major Hill. You needed to go look for him. And it's a good thing Alice is leading you to where he is.cont
>>25968063You are led to a a whole field, covered in prefabricated huts. You're quite sure they're better than the Quonsets you had to sleep under back in Britain.You're quite glad for the guide, since every damn building looks the same. What is strange, though, is that men and women are walking around, presumably fraternizing and stuff."I'm assuming that the witches are housed together with the pilots?" Alice replies, "Yes, but they're quarters are a bit further. We should be reaching the officer's bunks soon..."The both of you reach the officer's building, which, unsurprisingly, has a sign declaring what it houses. What surprises you, though, is how Kunming looks for a person."MAJOR HILL, SOMEONE'S HERE TO SEE YOU!"A voice inside answers, "MAJOR TEX ISN'T IN RIGHT NOW! HE'S GONE TO SEE THE GENERAL!"Though you're really surprised when you hear a voice from behind you. "Oh dear, someone's looking for me and I'm not in. Whatever shall I do?"You turn around and see that guy from before. He's the one with the leopard on a leash. He's also positively beaming."You must be Witold. I'm David Lee Hill."
Oh wow. I'm actually pretty tapped.I dunno if you guys want to continue or not.
>>25968454>5 hoursThis is fine. Don't forget to archive properly.
>>25968063That Wojtek reference
>>25968479oh wait you already fucked it up
So OP, since you're using historical individuals, are we gonna run into Pappy? He was in the Flying Tigers, after all.
>>25968454I enjoyed it. Don't go to hard on your self.
>>25968516Pappy's at CASTLE BARIN. Also this is 1943. As much as it would be hilarious to base it before 1941, I did say that this is the 14th Army Air Corps.>>25968508PREEMPTIVE FUCKING. WHY DO IT WHEN I CAN FUCK MYSELF.
>>25968583>Pappy's at CASTLE BARINAh yes. So he is. Damn shame. Wanted an excuse to post this at least once per thread:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaa9jMlRKNM
SOH.I guess I'll wrap things up for now.NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST CHINA, HAMSTERLING REMEMBERS TO POST FUCKING PICS, PUT QUEST IN THE SUBJECT, AND ACTUAL CHING CHANG CHONG.IT WILL RESUME NEXT WEEK, AT 7-8PM PST OR EST!I HAVE A TWITTER HOT DAMN DIRECT ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND DEATH THREATS AND VIAGRA ARTICLES OVER HEREhttps://twitter.com/SpahamIsHamster>>25968613Eh, why not. Though Baa Baa Black Sheep is about Pappy's adventures AFTER his stint with the AVG, though.
>>25968707I know that, I just wanted any excuse, even the thinnest one. I grew up with the show, along with The Rat Patrol and Combat!.
Why Planefag, why have you forsaken us!? The BOUNCELORD of castle Barin must ride once more!
>>25968764Face it, SWQ was just a long and complex bounce.
Cane we get more info about our MC? She's a Polish badass, saw (and did) some shit of the badass caliber, and now trains other Witches in the middle of bumfuck nowhere?
>>25968829But but but Witold Urbanowicz is not female!He really did all that badass shit to earn him those medals.Including not-riding on horses with not-lances, charging at German Panzer! (Face it, the truth is too awesome for mortal eyes.)Did I also mention that in his first sortie, he drove off a Russian spotter plane despite having zero combat experience?
>>25968905>But but but Witold Urbanowicz is not female!Yes she is. And twice the badass as a result.
>>25968970Witold is a man's name. Suck it.
>>25968063That Wojtek.I like you and your knowledge of stuff.