Mission archives:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Ghost%20QuestResource list:http://pastebin.com/MWbqjUDPTwitter:@GhostAdjutantYou were a ghost operative of the Terran Dominion, under Emperor Arcturus Mengsk. Your Codename is Delta Phoenix. You received a transmission from Korhal. "The Emperor is Dead. Long live the Emperor. "It seems like a lifetime since the fall of Korhal disabled your neural inhibitor and you went rogue. With the help of a rogue Dominion Marine, Jacob Henderson, you and your small crew secured a Gorgon-Class battlecruiser you now call The Daluke. The Dominion, bounty hunters, and criminal scum alike are all after you with a massive 1.5 billion credit bounty on your head. But they're going to have to earn it, first.You are onboard an abandoned stealth Dominion monitoring station. with Captain James Raven.Adjutant A.I. online, Commander.
>>25959245Does it have engines, or the ability to be moved via warp-jump, such as being towed by the Daluke?If so, then we have found the new center of Orbital Operations for Murric...
>>25959286>MONITORING STATION>ORBITAL DEFENSEI'LL GIVE YOU ZERO GUESSES AS TO WHY THIS DOESN'T WORK.>>25959191YET THAT PARTICULAR FAGGOT FEELS THE NEED TO CLAIM CREDIT FOR HIS SPECIAL BRAND OF STUPID. THIS MAKE SIT EVEN MORE STUPID THAN SIMPLY BEING A RETARD ANONYMOUSLY.>But we do have the dumbest anons aroundREMEBER WHEN WE NEARLY LOST HNDERSON AND OUR SHIP BY NOT DEACTIVATING HOMICIDAL ROBOTS BECUASE PEOPEL WANTED TO PLAY AROUDN LOOKING FOR PROTYPES THAT TURNED OTU TO BE USELESS?I DO. EVERY FUCKING VOTE HAS BEEN LIKE THAT FOR ME.>HEY GUYS, WHY USE STEALTH WHEN WE CAN GET IN A FIREFIGHT WITH SIX MARINES WHO HAVE SENSORS THAT RENDER OUR SHIT USELESS? >HEY GUYS, WE HAVE LIKE, ONE MARINE AND FOUR DOLLARS, LET'S TRY AND SALVAGE A SUPER SIZED BATTLE CRUISER, WHAT IF IT RUSTS WHILE WE TRY TO DO OTHER THINGS?>HEY GUYS, WE'D BETTER BUILD MISSILE TURRETS ON MURRICA! WHAT IF THE LOCAL KIDS ATTACK IT WITH BANSHEES?>HEY GUYS, WHAT IF WE TRY OT STEAL A THING WE CAN'T FLY THAT REGULARLY RIPS TRAINED PILOTS TO BITS IN NORMAL OPERATION WHEN WE DON'T NEED IT OR HAVE A USE FOR IT?I NEVER THOUGHT WATCHING A RETARD LICK WINDOWS WOULD BE SO FUN.IT ALSO MAKES ME WISH THE OP WOULD RUN IT CYOA STYLE WITH NO DICE, SO EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID SHIT MEANT WE JUST FLAT OUT DIED FOR BEING RETARDS.
>>25959245Ask him just how he managed to find or acquire this place.
>>25959245I still want to offer medical aid to Bison. Having a cryptographer who knows Dominion codes would be a nice asset to the team. Comms interception, signal spoofing, we could do all kinds of shit to them.
>>25959343We do have November for that, but he still can be useful when he is out and about.
>>25959362Hacker and crypto aren't exactly the same, but I get your point.
>>25959340Defense is only fucking mentioned IN YOUR POST.He said center of orbital operations, faggot.
>>25959340Not that, uh, I disagree with being upset about what happened in previous threads...But you posting this at the top of the thread probably makes us look pretty bad.Caps locking like a pro isn't going to make our decisions any smarter, unfortunately.Learned that one the hard way.
>>25959343Ok, but we'll probably have to come up with something more to persuade him...
You land on the station and the codes actually work. Raven apparently favors reaper equipment, draws two pistols, and sets out with his Jetpack. Your team follows close behind, as you make your way to the Command center of the station. Several Dominion logos paint the walls.>"This station, it's been abandoned for a while you know. Something about a zerg invasion, or maybe it was lack of funding - I'unno." The door opens and Raven begins to bring the systems online. You look over his shoulder at the starmap he's accessing.>GAS GIANT 09812Z: Composed of Caslon, Hydrogen, Helium, Terrazine, Vespene, and some Alcohols. Possible mining site.>CONTINENTAL 34R75: Mineral, Vespene, and Jorium deposits. Possible mining site.>Station Xexei 14: We've taken the fringe world Psionics we've recovered there. Prototyping can begin soon.>"...Peachy. So I know our next few missions, love! We're heading to a gas giant! But first we need a crew." >Loading...
>>25959380True. if you can't find the enemy command, you can't kill the enemy command...Also, being an observation station, it would have improved sensors.As Murric is likely to say in their children's entertainment 'Knowing is Half the Battle'...
This threads already been archived on sup/tg/ as Space Waifu Quest 19.
seriously that guy should get banned.
>>25959432Whoa...so he's going to drag us all over the sector?Well this shall be interesting.
>>25959447Seriously? Friggin' troll, man. Can't we get a fix on who's doing it?
>>25959447((Fuck that was fast. I did it before I even submitted the second post and he beat me.))
aw fuck we're chasing a spectre prototype line.
>>25959447Shit, who cares anyway?
>>25959489The only thing I can suggest is making sure to keep the link to the previous Thread in each thread.That way we can still find em without heavy searching.
>>25959512people trying to catch up in the archives?
>>25959489Yeah, contact the mods at sup/tg/. Could ask if you can have them disallow archive requests from that address.
>>25959489Just keep a link to each of the threads in a .txt and update a pastebin each time. Saves worrying about tags.In the meantime I will attempt to contact LL via IRC.
>>25959495No way amigo, we're not pushing our luck to upgrade ourselves into spectres without the required equipment
>>25959540were not becoming a spectre at all
>>25959540>That way we can still find em without heavy searching.we don't necessarily have to upgrade to spectre, I think we just need to gather material that makes spectres.
>>25959540Look at that starmap data.Terazine, Jorium, fringe world psychics... these assholes were the ones who developed the spectres.
>>25959562Does this mean we might run into Tosh?
>>25959587They will join us.
>>25959587I'd befreind them.
>>25959597That would be some straight up voodoo shit man.
>>25959598But we're not the swarm! We don't just inject our emotions into everyone and make them side with us!
>>25959597Depends. We're following A canon, right?
>>25959380THEY ARE MISSIGN A DEFENSE PLATFORM.DEFENSE. IT'S WHAT THEY LOST AND NOW NEED. THAT AND INDUSTRY.THIS IS NEITHER.>>25959428YOU ALREADY LOOK BAD.WELL, YOU'RE ALRIGHT.>CAPSI'VE SAID IT BEFORE:i'LL STOP WHEN PEOPLE STOP BEING RETARDED. I PRIED THE CAPSLOCK KEY OFF MY KEYBOARD A FEW THREADS BACK, ANTICIPATING A LONG WAIT.
>>25959631then perhaps you should stop posting altogether
>>25959631Use a pen or a pencil to push down on it.That or press Shift a lot.>DEFENSE. IT'S WHAT THEY LOST AND NOW NEED. THAT AND INDUSTRY.This is cash, to get said things.
>>25959626Will the only emotion we inject be lust?
>>25959432NO TERRAZINE, FOR ANYONE, AT ANYTIME. NONE. AT ALL. FUCKING NONE, DO YOU ASSHOLES HEAR ME?...UNLESS OF COURSE WE SELL IT TO RETARDS CLAIMING IT'S BOTTLED GHOST POWERS AN WHAT MAKES US TELEPATHS.FREE CREDITS AND LAUGHS.
>>25959666But what if it does give them ghost powers oh mighty Satan?
Rolled 1>>25959666Fuck you Satan, we're making Spectres.
I just managed to get in, but I think I might have to be done with Space Waifu Quest. Y'all are getting too ridiculous for me to handle.also that GoT speech from Whiskeywhy
At the start of the next day you meet with your contact near the shipyard. Somehow, possibly through witchcraft or the selling of souls, he has not only acquired a Valkyrie but a small crew of marines who are loading a nomad into the ship's bay. Sideways. You're sure your adjutant would like to yell about the safety protocols involved in that kind of activity.>"Don't act so surprised, love, I'll start to think you didn't have faith in me.">"Will you even be able to launch that thing?">"'Course I will! Probably! Now let's get out to that gas giant."Your crew is fortunate enough to be in the cockpit, but the 12-odd marines are in the cargo bay with the Nomad. You exit warp space near the giant, and are instantly impressed by the view. It's mostly green with stripes of green, white, and purple.">"Peachy. Let's get the Nomad launched, men!"The bay opens, and you can see atmosphere and chunks of debree fly past, before the Nomad scuttles out towards the giant.>"Sir, I've got a contact on sensors. IFF reads Dominion.">"Peachy. Knew I should've got missiles."You look at raven in disbelief.>"We're in a Valkyrie. But you didn't get missiles.">"They cost extra, Love!">Loading...
>>25959690no you dumb motherfucker
>>25959657THE MISSION, YES. THAT ANON WAS PROPOSING WE TAKE THE WHOLE THING.UNLESS YOU'RE PROPOSING WE STEAL IT AND SELL IT. BUT WHO WOULD BUY IT?>>25959655YOU FIRST.
>>25959696Oh god, who thought that taking this job was a good idea.
>>25959696November hack them, everybody else, panic.
>>25959706>Pot calling the kettle black.
Your options are limited, but it's only one viking. This shouldn't be -too- difficult.>Have the Valkyrie take evasive maneuvers. Have your team take shots at the viking from the open docking ramp.>Take Raven's jetpack and aim for the Viking. If it's able to take out the Valkyrie you will be stuck on the ass-end of space.
>>25959679THEY'LL BE TOO BUSY STABBING THEIR LOVERS/GETTING STABBED BY JEALOUS LOVERS TO BE MUCH OF AN ISSUE THEN, I WOULD IMAGINE.>>25959690>ROLLED 1THE DICE FAVORS CAPS.
>>25959693May have found our troll
>Have the Valkyrie take evasive maneuvers. Have your team take shots at the viking from the open docking ramp.use lockdown?Please tell me we got lockdown on all our ghosts.
>>25959738>Have the Valkyrie take evasive maneuvers. Have your team take shots at the viking from the open docking ramp.
>>25959738>Have the Valkyrie take evasive maneuvers. Have your team take shots at the viking from the open docking ramp.This sounds good. The other one sounds retarded.inb4 everyone else wants to do the second one
>>25959753Commander, may I advise against locking down the maneuvering systems of a viking on a collision course with our ship?
We take the jet pack and use lock downWe then jet pack towards the lock down viking and bring in the pilot for questioning
>>25959738OH GOD SHOOT IT.
>>25959738Can we do any mind things on the pilot of the Viking?
>>25959769If we lock it down it should be easy to dodge since it can't steer, and if we're already in an evasion pattern it should be easier still. Unless I'm missing something obvious.Besides, lockdown makes it easy to snipe the pilot and recover the Viking.
>>25959738>>25959775NO! No fucking around with equipment we cannot use
>>25959829Oh hey, isn't November a vehicle expert? He might be able to fly a viking.
>>25959848Or at least remote control it.
>>25959848Now see, that makes some senseMaybe he also knows a weakpoint to hit, if we're hitting it
>Let's get down to the ramp. Raven, take evasive maneuvers. Your crew follows, you set up on the edge and keep an eye out. Eventually you see a single, tiny, silver dot. It's racing towards you quickly.Several missiles are launched and on an intercept course for the Valkyrie. Stray small arms fire shoots one down, but another hits the side of the vessel. Luckily it's armored at least, so it can take a few hits.The viking closes. Another missile makes contact. One of the nameless marines flies off of the docking ramp and into space. You take careful aim, and manage to hit the pilot directly. The ship veers off towards the giant at full speed. It'll likely be swallowed up by gravity before too long. >"Nomad reportin', I got the gas, boss.">"Haul it in, men! We're on to our next objective!">Loading...
>>25959856Were you not paying attention in the past thread?We don't have remote control capability at this time.
>>25959868Oh sweet, we didn't need to!Poor Steve the Marine. He was a cool guy.
>>25959868November, get the jet pack and recover the Viking.
... we just one-shot a viking.Sweet, sweet revenge.
>>25959910as funny as that would be... No.
>>25959910NO.We're not doing this.
>>25959868Can we go back for our marine?
>>25959924>Sending a man with a jetpack to recover a fighter that's hurling itself at a gas giant at full speed.I can't let you do that, Commander.
Your next destination is less scenic but, hopefully, safer. Although the records said continental the Jorium deposits are deep in the equatorial jungles. The Valkyrie lands, and despite the pillar of smoke, seems to be in operable condition still. The Nomad rolls out on it's side, slams flat on the ground, and lifts off.>"Now, stay together men! We have no idea what could await us in these jungles." The group still manages to move in a rather scattered line. You avoid the brush and stay near Raven and your squad. Eventually you come upon the yellowish minerals, and the Nomad creeps down to begin prying them loose.>"Hey... did anyone see where Jeff got to?">"Yeah, Ted's missing too."At this point you hear an unfamiliar screech in the distance.>Defensive formation around the Nomad.>Forget the Jorium, get off the planet.
>>25959939Can we ask Raven just what the fuck that was about? A single Viking out of nowhere just at us?
>>25959935HA.CAPTAIN WOULD HAVE TO PAY HIM. HE DOES NOT WANT TO.>OURHE'S NOT ONE OF OURS, WHO CARES?
>>25959939The fuck you responding to me for. I said to belay that? be·lay (b-l)v. be·layed, be·lay·ing, be·laysv.tr.1. Nautical To secure or make fast (a rope, for example) by winding on a cleat or pin.2. To secure (a mountain climber, for example) at the end of a length of rope.3. To cause to stop.v.intr.1. To be made secure.2. Used in the imperative as an order to stop
>>25959982Logic drives indicate it was a recon patrol protecting the Terrazine deposit, Commander.The location was originally registered in a Dominion installation, after all.
>>25959981how about instead we go hunting.Also since this Jorium I'm expecting psychic beasties.
>>25959981FOR UP, MARINES IN THE CENTER BACK TO BACK, US OUTSIDE. BECOME A HUMAN RADAR.IF IT'S SHIT WE THINK IS TOO DANGEROUS, RUN OFF, STEAL OURSELVES A NEW VALKYRIE, AND GO HOME.NET GAIN.
>>25960009((Despite the fact that I have used belay in several threads already, you fucking smartass, it might occur to you that I linked the wrong post.))
>>25960024You do not have scans or intel on enemy positions or locations at this time, Commander.
>>25959981Defensive formation around the Nomad.
fine fine, defensive positions. Keep a mental eye out for psychic presences though.
>>25960034Yeah, well next time fucking proofread it, or admit you tabbed the wrong post after. Also I'll stop being a fucking smartass when you drop the fucking attitude.
>>25959981Marines make 1st layer of defence, our squad is 2nd layer with Nomad in the middle...
>>25959981>Forget the Jorium, get off the planet.
>>25960119((Didn't realize I did it until your post, what with me not autismically memorizing which numbers are associated with which post. My bad.))
>>25960143IF WE LEAVE WE LEAVE HERR CAPTAIN BEHIND AND THAT SHIP BECOMES OURS. NOMAD CAN COME IF IT WANTS.
>>25960119You're one to talk about attitude, anonOne misquote and you break out Websters?Should get some ice with that butthurt
Man, people are getting super buttmad about Ghost Quest nowadays. I'm blaming the QTG.
>"Defensive formation! Protect the Nomad!"Your men fall back, the marines do in time as well. You hear rustling in the bushes, and that's when you sense them...They're animals, but they have some form of Psionics. They're trying to overwhelm you with fear and, while you and your crew have training to resist it, the marines do not. They burst out of the shrubbery and the line breaks almost immediately. Your squad and a few marines maintain firing positions and picks off their superior numbers, but not before they've taken out a few marines and chased the rest into the jungles.Captain Raven seems to have curled up in the fetal position and started sobbing uncontrollably. >"Uh, what's goin' on down there, boys? We got the stuff."Whiskey picks up Raven and tosses him over one shoulder. The survivors make for the Valkyrie.
>>25960145Not hard. click the numbers and it auto refers.>>25960184You'd be surprised at how many people on 4chan have no idea what belay means.
>>25960199damn, we just lost most of the marines. Time to skedaddle.
>>25960199more money for us!also, who wants to try the BEST IDEA EVAR! and recruit Captain Raven...
>>25960229No, no no no no no no no no no!Dear god Jesus no, we do not want this crazy unreliable stupid fuck on the Daluke.
>>25960199Give Raven a hug.
>>25960199>Dat space monsterWE MUST KILL IT SO THE ZERG DON'T ABSORB ITAlso, Captain Raven is such a pussy, it's great. Best pick up ever.
>>25960229FUCK YOU NO.NOW SOME ASSHOLE WILL REALLY WANT TO.
>>25960269now I kinda wanna find a brood mother and point her at this planet.
>"It was a defensive position, I was luring them in close to use my pistols.">"Sure you were."The final mission is the Xexei installation. You detect absolute radio silence from it, and it seems that all power is offline.>"What, exactly, are we looking for here?">"Not quite sure yet, love. Something extremely valuable. We'll find out inside I bet.>Dock in standard bay.>Attempt to dock with an airlock.
>>25960289Damn it Red, that will just lead to Raptorlings IN GAMEDO YOU KNOW HOW OP THOSE THINGS ARE?Pretty OP, really.
>>25960293>Dock in standard bay.
>>25960311SCAN THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
>>25960293You know, I have a feeling that everyone is gonna say dock nonstandard because fuck we're a ghostI'mma say dock standard.
>>25960334The Valkyrie does not have sensor equipment.
Might as well dock in the standard bay. As this is a dominion research installation I'm expecting spectres, zerg and lots of traps.
>>25960311Fucking love them in the campaign though. +3 melee damage, adrenal glands, and zergling reconstitution for zergling waves.
>>25960293Dock in the air lockWe can surprise anyone waiting for us in there
>>25960348Oh yeah, but they suck for everyone elseEspecially for usSince we're Terran right nowPlz no Raptorlings OP ;~;
>>25960293What is the better defensible position and easier to fall back and leave from incase of angry proto-spectres.
You know we might keep that planet in mind if we ever get infested ourselves.
>>25960371What about Hunterlings or Splitterlings?
>>25960361NO WE CAN'T.AIR LOCK OPENS.BULLETS FLY IN, WE'RE IN A NARROW HALL.GUESS WHAT WE DO?DIE. AIRLOCK IS AMBUSH CENTRAL.
>>25960414Well then we never have InfantryEver.
>>25960293Dock in the standard bay.
>>25960400THAT WOULD, IN FACT, BE THE AIR LOCK.HOWEVER, THE SAME IS TRUE FOR THE ENEMY IF WE GET CUT OFF FROM IT, OR FACE RESISTANCE ENTERING.LAND IN BAY, OFFFLOAD, SEND SHIP TO RE-DOCK AT LOCK WHILE WE GO AROUND TO SECURE IT.
>>25960245If he can't pay us, we strand him on a hostile planet and steal his ships and loot. He stays far away from us
>>25960437What if they have Aberrations?
You dock in the standard bays. There are no active defenses from what anyone can tell. You sense something... strange, in this place. Something artificial.The marines unload first, followed by your team and captain Raven. The lights are all offline, and you make for the mainframe. Two of the marines appear to be carrying some sort of generator.Eventually you reach the rows of machines, and they attach the generator to it. The screen pops to life in the darkness.>"Come to Daddy, oh let's see here, mhm, mhm. Mmmmmhhhmmmm."You look over his shoulder. It appears to be some sort of Dominion project to increase Psionic potential in ghosts. All the resources you've been mining so far are used in conjunction with a Psionic waveform indoctrinator to create some sort of super-ghost. >Pull your weapon on Raven. Terminate the operation, by killing him if necessary.>Continue with the job. You need the credits.
>>25960484We just need Marauders with Concussion shells then.
>>25960484then we nuke it from orbit only way to be sure
>>25960494Ask him just what the fuck he is doing.
>>25960494No need to get violent yet...Let's just ask him "Whoa, what the hell? You're trying to make Spectres?"
>>25960496What if they have Swarmhosts with flying locusts and/or Impaliers?
>>25960494>OtherAsk him what he is planning on doing with this information. Use telepathy to get the full story from him.
>>25960494>Continue with the job. You need the credits.
>>25960527Then I just cry myself to sleep. For the record Swarm Hosts with flying locusts are worse then regular locust because you can just run under them and attack the Swarm Hosts.Impailiers kick all kinds of ass though.
>"What do you plan to do with this information, Captain?">"Why, sell it, of course. I don't exactly have anyone to use it on.">"To who?">"Whoever pays us the most, love."
>>25960562I think now is when we ask the most important question"Even the Dominion?"
>>25960553What if they have burrow?
>>25960569>"Well I don't very much think the Dominion is going to buy something they made and gave up on, do you love?"
>>25960569the dominion already has this info.
>>25960572We have scans niggah.Scans beat burrow every-time.
>>25960583Oh right, pfft, my bad.Thought it was mercenary work for some reasonCarry on, we need the credits. Not like this work could be much worse then the Dominion having that stuff I guessUnless our team disagrees, I suppose.
>>25960562What does the rest of our squad think? They should know as much about it, if not more...
>>25960583Well, if he sells it to Tosh and Raynor, We may have an in to them.
>>25960583How about we buy it at the low, low price of you not dying? And possibly joining our crew. As a clown.
>>25960570YUP.MARINES TOO. THEY MAY TALK.
>>25960614Well, Tosh would only need the materials, he already has the facilities.
>>25960616>As a clown
>>25960608ya let's ask are crew
>>25960494Eh, let him continue as we are kinda low on cash at the moment. Though we could try buying him off and/or recruiting him.
>>25960616This. Recruit him as our Court Jester.
>>25960616Not sure about the clown part, but I wouldn't mind trying to recruit him.
>>25960614((Guys I want to say this again.You're not going to meet a canon character at any point.No tosh, no raynor, no mengsk, no valarian.At no point will a canon character have any hand in any thing you do.))
>>25960653We ain't a queen yet.
>>25960616I would be okay with this.
>>25960676Could be useful as a distraction if anything. He is probably a hero Reaper.
>>25960682I figured as much.I have no qualms with this. It's probably for the best anyway
>>25960682>tfw no hot Adjutant, Double Penetration, Queen of Blades sex
Voting begins:>1 Take the Technology and leave him. It's too dangerous to be sold willy-nilly.>2 Take the technology, jorium, and terrazine but let him sell the psi indoctrinator schematic.>3 Let him sell all of it. You need the credits.
>>25960682But muh QueenofBladesxNovaxDeltaPhoenixxAdjutant fanfic that doesn't exist.
>>25960736...can we get a quick "What do YOU think" of our fellow ghost friends?
>>25960682Aww. was hoping to see Mira Han-Horner, she'd be pretty good here.
>>25960762This. We should get Phoenix input.
As much as I'd love to trust the entire sector with spectre class ghosts.... *sarcasm*Just no.
>>25960775shit. should have thought of that.
>>25960739>Implying Delta would ever allow herself the touch of flesh-on-flesh.Steel and ceramics is where it is at.
so since we have this technology shall we become a spectre?
>>25960762Charlie:>"Changing mission parameters? Don't care."November:>"Need money. Need better forces. Don't care."Whiskey:>"I don't like this. But we need money to help rebuilt Murric just as much as we could use this technology. It's your call."
>>25960848Let's not...pleaseBecoming a Spectre is...dangerous
>>25960848HAHAHAHANOOOOOPE. Way to dangerous. Plus we'd be even more schizo than normal. Or become a nympho.
>>25960850Quite the range of reactions those three have.Must be all the ghost training.
>>25960736Voting ended at 21:03. Tallying votes.
>>25960892We just have to get them laid.
>>25960848NO. FUCK YOU FOR EVEN ASKING.
>>25960905these are my OTPsCharlie x NovemberWhiskey x HendersonDelta x Adjutant
>>25960926But Henderson already has that Wraith pilot.
>1 Take the Technology and leave him. It's too dangerous to be sold willy-nilly.You raise your weapon on the Captain.>"I can't let this fall into anyone's hands.">"Ah, I was afraid of your imminent betrayal, and that's why I rigged the Valkyrie... WITH EXPLOSIVES!"He pulls out a small deadman's trigger and hits the button. Psionics confirm it, if you kill him it will go off. Your team raises their weapons as well, and Whiskey comments.>"I'm not sure what I'm more upset about. That he rigged it with explosives, or that he did that instead of buying missiles.">"The right investment at the end of the day, I assure you. Now. Me and my men will be getting on that Valkyrie. Say hello to the Dominion when they stop by, won't you?">Awaiting input...
>>25960978Shoot him in both knees, obviously. We have medics.
>>25960978fucking hell we needed the money fuck piss
>>25960978goddamnit, I knew this shit would happen...
>>25960978Kneecap and elbows. Fucking christ.
>>25960978Grab his hand with our robohand and hold tight. Or use psionics on the trigger to make it stuck.
>>25960978THIS MOTHERFUCKER BUYS EXPLOSIVES RIGGED TO HIS LIFE SIGNATUREBUT NOT MISSILESI officially hate Space Jack SparrowRight...give me some options here Adjy, can we disable it? Can our team disable it? Can we take him down nonlethally and not have it explode? Anything?
>>25960978DO WE NOT HAVE LOL REFLEXES?KILL HIS MEN.TAKE HIM ALIVE.GET ON SHIP, DISARM, LOL AIRLOCK.
>>25961009You do not have telekinesis.
>>25960978Man, Raven is fucking retrad.
>>25960978Tell the Marines they've just gained a new and exciting job on a battlecruiser without an idiot commander.Knock him out.
I'm lost. Rines till there? If they aren't then it is seizure time and welcome to Psi Reflexes
>>25961013You psionically signal November. He states that an EMP would likely end the signal and cause the ship to explode.You'll need his hand intact.
>>25960978Or we can make you a better off than you would get anywhere. Join us and you won't even have to worry about credits anymore and I might even look into getting your ship back to you.OR something along those lines.
>>25961035They are but they probably won't help or interfere until they know who is paying them.
>>25961036Then it is time for some nice, hard hand holding.
>>25961019IF IT'S A LITERAL BUTTON HE MUST HOLD FOR SOME STUPID REASON, KILL HIS MEN, CLAMP DOWN WITH OUR LEFT HAD ON HIS THUMB, AND REMOVE HIS HAD WITH A KNIFE.BUTTON STAYS PUSHED.
CUT OFF HIS HAND AND HOLD THE TRIGGER DOWN. Then get techy ghost to remove explosives.
>>25961036Alright so no EMP...But if we disable him physically, can we keep the ship from blowing up?The ghost team should have no problems taking out his 'support marines'. It's an entire team of fucking ghosts.
>>25961043>"Alas, Love. Captain James Raven is the captain of his own ship, and no one else. After all, Crewman James Raven just doesn't have that ring to it, comprende?"
So we could all cloak then pull a Hancock cutting his hand...
>>25961036>>25961050OH, THEN SCRATCH KILLING THEM. JUST GRAB HIM AND CUT THE HAND OFF.WE WILL KILL THEM LATER.
Commander, you have a higher likelihood of success in using your psionic reflexes to just take the switch out of his hand, than cutting the hand off.
>>25961036>You'll need his hand intact.Shoot the shoulder?
>>25961081He can captain a Wraith or summat
>>25961081Ask him if he would prefer to be either a cripple for life or dead if he doesn't want to join.
>>25961081And what if he was still a captain?
>>25961103Yay! that's what I was getting at anyway!Let's do this please.
>>25961103HOW MUCH HIGHER? TROPHIES ARE FUN.
>>25961103Oh. Lets do that then.>>25961111He could be captain of a dropship or something.
>>25961111no when we can we are killing him
>>25961129....Anon, did you ACTUALLY pry off your caps lock key?Cuz that's kinda worrying me right now.
>>25961131We could get his old ship back aka the one we took from him.
>>25961103We do it then.
>>25961103BUT FINE, I GUESS.STOP LOVING NOT JACK SPARROW SO MUCH. JACK SPARROW WAS A CUNT WHO NEEDED HIS HAND CUT OFF.
OH MY GOD.EVERYONE IT'S A SET UP.ADJUTANT JUST WANTS US TO CUT HIS HAND OFF SO HE CAN COME BACK LATER WITH A HOOK HAND.I CAN SEE IT.
Voting begins and will end in 4 minutes.>1 Try to recruit him.>2 Steal the trigger from his hand.>3 Steal the hand from his arm. You play for keeps.
>>25961143DID EVERYONE STOP BEING RETARDED?tHEN IT ISN'T RELEVANT, i TOLD YOU IT WASN'T COMING OFF UNTIL EVERYONE STOPS BEING RETARDED. i AM A MAN OF MY WORD. THAT, AND AN INTENSE DISLIKE OF JACK SPARROW.*INCLUDING ME
>>25961204>t>i>iIt seems you have a malfunctioning keyboard, Commander.
>>25961228WHEN YOU LEARN TO TYPE PROPERLY, IT BECOMES HARD NOT TO CAPITALIZE IN THE PROPER PLACES UNLESS TYPING SLOWLY.YOU'D KNOW IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD TO TYPE.
I'm gonna laugh when Adjutant just kills all of us.
>>25961280Hopefully it'll never come to that.Hopefully.
>>25961280IT'S OVERDUE. MY ERECTION IS READY.
>>25961201Voting ended at 21:24.You lower your weapon and walk up to Captain James Raven, with his smug little smile and his stupid little hat.You snap the trigger out of his hand and hold down the trigger.>"November, go make sure that ship isn't going to explode on the way back.">"Yessir."You then look to the Captain, who has a completely dumbfounded look on his face, like a man who's just been cheated out of a million credits.>"Loooovely, you know I was just playing fun at you, I would never give this to anyone dangerous, it was all just that mercenary badguy act, I thought you were into those types.~">"Sure it was, 'Captain' James Raven. Tell the Dominion I say hello."You turn around and head for the Valkyrie.>1 Recruit the pirate scum.>2 Do not recruit the pirate scum.
>>25961358We have a brig. We should not leave any trails leading to us for the dominion to find.
>>25961422Who says we're letting him live?
>>25961422Agreed, take him prisoner. If he has a non-dominion bounty we'll hand him over.
>>25961358Kill him once the ship is safe.
>>25961446((I do because you need recurring villains!All aboard! Chooo choooo!))
>>25961446Sure, hold him in the brig and sweat him for info.
>>25961461DAMN YOU ADJY
>>25961446We're gonna have to let go of the trigger eventually...
>>25961461Ffffffuuuuuuuuuu we already have super top level villian Alpha to deal with.
>>25961474((You know if I gave you>1 Shoot poor, innocent, puppy-dog-eyed Captain James "YOUR CHILDHOOD HERO" Raven in the mouth.>2 Let James Raven live another day, that loveable scamp.You would pick 2.))
>>25961358Voting ended at 21:31. Tallying votes
>>25961501I...uh...yeah I guess so.
>>25961501Oh look at that, another interesting character we failed to recruit. What a surprise.
>>25961550You know, we don't HAVE to recruit everyone that tries to stab us in the backIt's not like, a punishment for them really.
>>25961563It is if we BEFRIEND them.
You leave James Raven behind with the marines as you walk to the Valkyrie. >"You'll regret this! This isn't the last you have heard of Captain James Raven! You will rue the day you crossed me, Ghost! I swear it!"You make it to the Valkyrie and set a jump course for the Daluke. You'll need to have your men take a closer look at the side effects of the technology you've recovered. >"November. I don't much feel like walking away from this empty handed. See if you can't liberate some funds from our good friend the Captain's accounts before the Dominion finds him.">"Ah, I like how ye think, lassie.">Loading...
>>25961501I WANTED TO CUT HIS HAND OFF AND KILL HIS MEN.NO, I WOULD SHOOT HIM.PIRATES ARE CUNTS. JACK SPARROW IS A DOUBLE CUNT. I'M A DICK. DO YOU KNOW WHAT DICKS DO TO CUNTS?WE FUCK THEM.AND DP ACTUALLY MEANS....DUAL PENIS, BECAUSE DELTA PHOENIX EXISTS TO FUCK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, TWICE.REMEMBER UMOJA?YEAH.DOUBLE FUCKED.
>>25961563Except we backstabbed him first genius.
>>25961612Not so much backstab as say "Whoa you're doing what? That's not cool"He's the one who pulled explosives on us.
>>25961563Well now we have a villain instead of a ally.
>>25961628No, we stated our intentions to take what he had foun
>>25961628I'm pretty sure "You raise your weapon on the Captain." counts as double crossing.
>>25961633WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE WANT A MAN WHO RESPONDS TO ATTACK BY CRYING IN THE FETAL POSITION AS AN ALLY?SORRY ABOUT THAT HULL BREECH IN LIVING QUARTERS KILLING HALF THE CREW, TOO BUSY CRYING IN FEAR TO MAN MY GUN!YUP, REAL FUCKING USEFUL.
((Alright guys, I must now go practice actual starcraft with my team to become a gosu master of the widow mines and banshees.Thread will begin at 15:00ish tomorrow, I will update the twitter if that changes for any reason.I will explain the mechanical consequences and benefits to spectre training when the time comes.))
>>25961579Shit, we should have stolen his reaper gear, too.
>>25961694>practice actual starcraft with my teamthis guy a real gosu user
>>25961694Aw. Alright OP.I gotta say these early times for the quest, while good for my sleep schedule, ends up bringing a lot of daytrolls our wayThat archive one is especially annoying as shit.
>>25961674Well, those creatures did emit a psionic fear attack.
>>25961736They really do. I might look at doing them later again.We also had more people, some of them even smarter.
>>25961786I'd recommend having the archive site on standby. Once you hit submit post on that first post, archive it.
>>25961785THE MARINES FEAR RESPONSE WAS TO RUN AWAY OR KILL THE SCARY SHIT.HIS WAS TO CRY AND HIDE.WHAT HAPPENS WHEN "OH SHIT FOUR BATTLE CRUISERS" HAPPENS?
>>25961786Mm. Well regardless of what you do, I shall follow as best I can.Lovin this quest, despite the misadventures we get ourselves into often.
>>25961826He have him not doing something on the big guns?
>>25961900SO WHAT DOES HE DO?SIT ON A BED AND CRY?SIT IN FRONT OF A CONSOLE AND CRY?SIT ON THE BRIDGE AND SCHEME RETARDED IDEAS HE DOESN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND?SERIOUSLY, WE READ HIS MIND. HE LITERALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND QUITE WHAT HE WAS AFTER, OR WHAT HE HIMSELF WAS DOING THIS ENTIRE. FUCKING. TIME.WHY BOTHER?CLEETUS WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER RECRUIT, AND HE WAS A NASCAR AND WRESTLING FAN.
>>25961956You gotta admit though, it was pretty funny for him to go "AHA! I GOT YOU NOW MISS GHOST LA-*snatch out of hand*"...HEY...UH...I was just...kidding you know! Yeah!"
>>25961956We could have used him as a distraction for ground operations.
>>25961982WE COULD JUST TAKE CHILDREN ON BOARD AGAIN. SIMILAR EFFECTIVENESS.AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT AS LIKELY TO TRY AND STEAL OUR GHOST PANTIES OR SOMETHING.>>25961980YES.
>>25962019If he steals our ghost panties, he'll be tied down, blind folded, and left naked on our bed for someone to discover.
>>25961956He is basically a reaper hero. He would of had his uses.
>>25962042NAME THEM.GO ON.IN FACT, NAME WHAT WE NEED REAPERS FOR.
>>25962042I'm gonna have to agree with shoutanon on this oneReapers, in game, are useful for scouting, hit and run on undefended targetsWhy would we need that, when we're not playing anywhere near standard?Especially with the risks that come with maintaining Reapers.Honestly, if Vikings weren't so good, I'd be against getting them too...but dat anti air.
>>25962102Remember the life expectancy of Viking pilots
>>25962102The problem is that now we have a crazy captain who is no doubt going to harass us any chance he can get and it will no doubt be at the worst time possible.He is going to be a constant thorn in our side and somehow he is always going to escape our grasp.
I gotta admit, the sanic references in the misarchive made me chuckle.
>>25962289Unless we, you know.Kill him. With our battlecruiser.
>>25962443Do you really think he would hit us when we were anywhere near our battlecruiser? He is a pirate which mean hit and run at the worst times possible.
>>25962506He is also incompetent, and we have better skilled and trained military personell on every mission.ALSO WE'RE A GODDMAN GHOST.BOO FUCKING HOO, WE DO NOT RECRUIT EVERY NAMED CHARACTER.FUCK.
>>25962538>BOO FUCKING HOO, WE DO NOT RECRUIT EVERY NAMED CHARACTER.But most our recruits dont have names, just callsigns.
It would have been funnier to recruit his crew out from under him, the same as we did the first time.