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BLEACH QUEST XX, Part Two
>“Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."

Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Thread (XII) at Suptg- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25667025/

First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.

>CRITICAL MASTER I

From now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.

>In the Blood

You’ve awakened your inherent Quincy blood!

>Sixth Sense

Takes the first five rolls when searching for spiritual energy
Skills:
>Shunpo - are currently at 562 out of 1500 for Rank 3 of Shunpo. You are now able to call yourself a shunpo user!
>Swordsmanship - are at 614 out of 1500 for Rank 3 of Swordsmanship. You are now a Competent swordsman!
>Zanpakuto - are currently at 1337 out of 10,000 to reach next rank- can only be improved by training
>Control- You are currently at 517 out of 600 for Rank 2 of Control.
>Kido- You are currently at 0 out of 500 for Rank 1 of Kido
>Hollow powers- You are currently at 0 out of 1000 for Rank 2.
>Sixth Sense - You are currently at 645 out of 1000 for Rank 2 of Sixth Sense
>Quincy- you are currently at 839 out of 1000 for Rank 1.

{--------} is unlocked! You feel like you might have the ability to pierce through space and reach a place more safe for hollows. can only use this when hollowified.


Skills available to purchase!
>{----} - 500 xp -hollow
>{---- ----- ------------} -1500xp - 811 towards-hollow
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Last Time!

>“…Getsuga Tenshou, huh?”

>You smile at the old man.

>“Thank you, Old Man Zangetsu.”

>He gives you a nod and you feel the transitions between the inner and outer world begin.

>The old man gives you a grave look.

>“Ichigo, do not trust the words of those who follow The Sealed King, for that man is now truly black of heart and soul.”

>You then find yourself in the real world, Ishida and Chizuru still talking. Some time has passed and it seems like it is a little after noon now.

>actions?
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>>25956732
...whoops, wrong logo!

here's the correct one!
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>>25956741
Find Momo and Hime. Time to face the music.
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>>25956732
Go knock on the door and ask if the ladies and cat are finished stroking pussy and are willing to join us for a meal.
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>>25956741
Hells yeah, bleach quest on my commute!

Okay. Try the door again with a few quick raps. "Orihime, Momo? Are you two free? I need to talk to you about something,"
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Thank god, Bleach quest
Monster Hearts just turned into valvrape. Thank you, Cosgrove, for providing me with something to look forward to
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>>25956741
Find Orihime and Momo, its chat time
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>>25956741
Check on our corpse.

>>25956879
Monster Hearts? And what do you mean with turning into valvrape?
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>>25956879

whatever happened, that sounds terrible and unconscionable

What do you guys want to do about the anniversary of Masaki's death? We should really get in contact with the others and figure out a move. Should we make the first move to approach Hitsugaya diplomatically but prepared for violence? Should we try to go with the fam to the cemetery? Ichigo probably has this hovering over him, so we should discuss it.
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>>25956952
If you haven't seen Valvrave or been to /a/, you might not get it, but MonsterHearts Quest just ended up having the protagonist go MUH DARKNESS and end up raping his Fae follow/sexfriend/sidekick. It's like watching a car wreck in slow motion. They didn't realize just what they were picking would entail. They're falling over themselves trying to fix it.
Why does nobody consider the consequences of their actions in quests.

SPEAKING OF WHICH-
let's not knock on the door, guys. We wait. Ichigo is a courteous man, and when the girls are ready to come out, they will.
Let's see what Uryu and Chizuru are talking about.
Failing that, play word games with Kai.
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>>25956741
Go to the office door. Attempt to eavesdrop so we can figure out what they're talking about.
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>>25956798
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBgKBJVm1p0
Awwww yea, facing music.

>And glad i got home off of work, tired, stressed, and now bleach quest.
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>>25957029
>Why does nobody consider the consequences of their actions in quests.
Because they either think MUH NARRATIVE is more important than intelligent choices, or because MUH FUN should be paramount regardless of the consequences.
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>>25957029
At last check. Kai was in there with them shouting for attention/aid, which we ignored...oh my goodness, they're turning the office into a plush bedroom! ...or the cat is giving them the talk and providing supernatural birth control.
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>>25957090
I admit I'm honestly surprised Kai didn't borrow our body while we were talking to Zangetsu.
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>>25957115
he's probably still trapped by the ladies. we should probably help him out
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>>25957115
They're probably holding him hostage.
Which is why we should eavesdrop on them to see how badly they're torturing our plushie buddie.
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Compliments of someone awesome from the drawthread.

READY FOR THEM CRITS AND DYNAMIC ENTRANCE!
I love how we're all in high spirits playing out like another regular day. It'll make his appearance that much more horrific and unexpected since we seem to have let down our guard a little
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>>25957115

Of course he didn't, he is trapped in there, captures by an unexpected goddess made spectral flesh.
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>>25957090
shit, that's right.

See if we can project a bow yet. I want us to be able to fire Zangetsu while charging up a Getsuga.
Because nothing can go wrong with that. At all.

>Foransa the
either captcha likes Armored Core, or it wants to know, too.
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So go over and knock, asking if any of them are ok to talk, if they want something to eat, ect.
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>So, try to knock on the door to see if they're done and you can talk or at least try to help Kai, then?
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>>25957200
Yes.
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>>25956741
See if Hime and Momo are skulking around with Kai still.
If they're still in the office, chew the fat with Ishida and Chizuru... although we're probably out of discussable topics after a week of constant contact.
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>>25957200
Talk, attempt making out on two planes of existence simultaneously, help Kai, whatever, it's all good.
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>>25956741
Ascertain the status of Kai, the ladies, and THAT DAMN CAT.

We've got a strategy session to hold, a Godzilla to interrogate, and a pair of girls to close the deal with.
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>>25957183
As long as we hold onto the bloody bandage. We don't want to lose our Zanpakuto.
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>>25957200
Yes.
If/When they say no, sound a 'little' dejected giving out that "Oh? Ok..."

Women arnt the only ones that can tug at heartstrings. They shall Feel our Feelings, Aggressively!
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Late last night, then early the next day. Tricky tricky... Looks like you still need more training though:


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


That's all for now, bye bye!
And this time I really do mean bye bye. I'm taking a trip to the Rukon District so I won't be here for a few days. Maybe a substitue will show up... until then try not to die, ok?
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>>25957200
Yes.

While I appreciate their efforts in transforming the office into a love dungeon, we've got stuff that needs doing.

And, once again, if they didn't want Ichigo to find out about something then barricading themselves in a room and going "hahaha you can't come in!" is the absolute worst way to go about it.
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>>25957267
What!? No! You can't just abandon us like this!
I wonder who the substitute will be...
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>>25957250
Right.

Also, something we never considered. What If...

Aizen Hypnotized Shiro?
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>>25957029
Well there is a very dedicated group of people if this morning is to be believed that are going to try and land a 3-way end-of-world virgin sextraviganza with Hime and Momo.

Blame that one on Cosgrove though, he's been laying it on thick and it is delicious and creamy.
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>>25957267
Shit Gin, get it together.

>>25957248
shit, of course we do. You think I'd advocate losing our most powerful weapon?

>>25957250
I'm cool with this.
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>>25957315
then he;s going to stab momo and feel bad about 300 chapters early
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>>25957310
Maybe I babied you too much. I'm sure you can get on for a few days without me... and if not... well try not to stain the floors.
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>>25957310
Quincy Taisen or Substitute Shinigami Work Notebook?

Thanks Gin, have fun! And remember, what doesn't kill us isn't trying, and what does is in for a rude awakening.
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>Knock on the door, see if they want to talk, or at least try out bail out Kai

You reenter your body before walking back up to the door and knocking, again. Momo opens the door a crack. “Oh, Ichigo! What do you need?”

You look at her awkwardly. “I was curious to see if you and Orihime were doen and if that we could talk. Momo blinks in surprise before looking into the room. When she looks back, she smiles at you. “Sure. Just give us a second!”

The door shuts and locks again. When it opens, Momo escorts you in. On a table is Yoruichi the cat and a tied up Kai. Orihime is sitting in a chair and Momo sits in the one next to her. There’s a chair across from them that they gesture to and you sit down, facing them.

Orihime smiles at you. “What do you need to talk about, Ichigo?”

>I need to talk strategy with Yoruichi
>We need to talk about us.
>Why is Kai tied up?
>write in
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>>25957343
He didn't fuck up this time though...

>While I appreciate their efforts in transforming the office into a love dungeon
If the boner police are here, I want my lawyer.
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>>25957344
That sounds about right for our accelerated timeline...fuck. We need to reassert the whole "no shielding us with your body" thing.
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>>25957393
>w.... what's going on here? Why is the stuffed toy tied up?
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>>25957393
>Why is Kai tied up?

"I mean, if you didn't want him to interfere with you devilish plans you could have throwed him out."
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>>25957393
first
>>Why is Kai tied up?
then, ask Yoruichi to leave for a bit
>We need to talk about us.
then talk strategy
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>>25957363
Gin, have you been paying attention?
That side office if going to be hot and messy in a few hours.

It better be. Sad about our extra waifu friends losing brought. Rukia is wanted by the ghost law, Taisuki is offscreen and loses points that way, Yoroichi still hasnt shown us that she's a buxom chocolate goddess (Which will cause our brain to stall for like a minute)

Soi fon is still a captain wanting our upper head first... It's all a mess
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>>25957393
>>Why is Kai tied up?

>>Talk strategy with Yoruichi AND Momo (who knows Hitsugaya's fighting style best, I think). Orihime can stay too because she might come up with some kind of crazy plan.
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>>25957375
More worried about Guide to Keikaku[/spoiler[
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>>25957393
>Well... I wanted to talk to you guys about this morning... then I wanted to talk to Yoruichi about strategy versus a captain... now... now I'm curious as to why Kai's tied up. That actually IS the weirdest thing I've seen this week.

>>25957375
>>25957310
honestly it'll be whoever wants to try and do it for a few days while I'm out of the country. I have no idea if I'll have steady internet access or even time for Bleach quest, so just throwing that out there
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>>25957319
Its too late to turn back now, doing so would make us the supreme king of all asshats. You can't just cuddle-pile with women who you KNOW want your dick without being prepared to take responsibility for the consequences.

Even Ichigo isn't so oblivious that he wouldn't realize that. We aren't Shirou after all. Being Shirou gets us dead.
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>>25957444
make sure it's a group session instead of just Yoruichi and I like this
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>>25957393
"We need to talk about us. After we're done, we need to all sit down and see if we can get in contact with the others. Yoruichi-San, could you and Kai please give us a- wait, no, why is Kai tied up?"

Spoken softly and smiling, except for that last bit.
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>>25957396
>no name in that post

>>25957393
"First of all...why is Kai tied up- no, you know what, I don't wanna know.

I was also gonna ask if we could talk privately, the three of us, at some point, but for right now? I'd like to talk strategy. Preferably with the cat who seems to know his shit when it comes to this kind of thing, though anyone and everyone may give their input. The more we survive, the better."
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>>25957489
Yeah, lets go with this.
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>>25957490
But anon, we are already dead.
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>>25957393
>I need to talk strategy with Yoruichi
>Why is Kai tied up?
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>>25957393
>Why is Kai tied up?

There is a story here and I think we want to hear it.
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>>25957489
Gotcha. Good luck on your trip.
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>>25957448
and worst of all, Senna and Nozomi literally do not exist as of right now.
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>>25957489
>weirdest thing I've seen this week
No
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>Why is Kai tied up
>"I was teaching them the Erogenous Zones and I didn't have a puppet..."
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>>25957583
Three virgins have no idea what to do.
>Please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help please help
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>>25957624
>Y:"... I'm a cat"
>O: *determined look* "But you should at least be good at licking pussy right?!"
>... ... ...
>standard everyone but her falls over while she maintains her pose, oblivious of what she just said
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>>25957531
We were killed, and died, but we are not currently dead.
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>>25957169
>Ichigo always wants to use the same character
>Urahara is sick of Ichigos near Gary Stu levels of reincarnation and repeating themes
Brilliant!
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>>25956995
be polite
be efficient
have a plan to kill everyone you meet
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It's perfectly innocent, they where just being taught some new Kido
Kido Number 69: White frost on the breast of the goddess: Bukakke!
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>>25957770
but is that hado or bakudo?
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>>25957787
Sounds like a bukakkido if you ask me
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>>25957770
Get on our level /co/:

Shape of the gods
Justice for none
The falcon flies south
Roll of fate 20 in the seat of heaven
1 on hells throne
Cry Kubo
Hado number d20, Ultimate Critical!
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>>25957511

digimon quest when?
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>talk strategy
>why is Kai tied up?

You nod. "First of all...why is Kai tied up- no, you know what, I don't wanna know.

"I was also gonna ask if we could talk privately, the three of us, at some point, but for right now? I'd like to talk strategy. Preferably with the cat who seems to know his shit when it comes to this kind of thing, though anyone and everyone may give their input. The more we survive, the better."

Kai gives you a betrayed look as Yoruichi nods, any whimsy now of his face. “Alright. Let’s get everyone gathered up, then.”

You get up and call for the others. Chizuru walks in as Ishida follows, keeping the still mostly full bottle of alcohol out of her hands.

They sit down, Ishida eying Kai curiously as Yoruichi clears his throat. “Very well. Today is the last day we’re sure that we’re safe, so let’s talk strategy. Ichigo, did you have any ideas or plans?”

>Yes, write in
>no
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>>25957907

[x]touch fluffy tail
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>>25957907
>no
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>>25957907
>>Yes, write in
"visit my moms grave..." is that anniversary today?
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>>25957907

>no
>[x] Touch fluffytail
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>>25957907
>last day we’re sure that we’re safe
>Implying were ever safe
Any of you Anons have actual legitimate plans?
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>>25957907
we need to try to diplomance him. Otherwise, I dunno, die?
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>>25957907
That depends on your close-combat ability, Yoruichi. If that's your specialty, you and me can engage Hitsugaya in melee while the others support with ranged kido and the like. If you use your speed more to evade when people get close, Momo needs to help me in melee. Momo, what kind of wide area attacks does this guy have? that determines if we can focus everyone in one place or if we have to spread out and surround him with those at range
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>>25957958
Yup. Give me a second
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>>25957907
Take Momo into gargantua and have Hitsuplaya (can't remember actual spelling) follow so that we can have a nice calm conversation because if he kills us he loses his one ticket out? I dunno that's all I've got.
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>>25957950
tomorrow. we're probably going to have to fight him right after we talk to her
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>>25957953
>>25957926
>Planning for survival
>fucking around
pick one
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>>25957958
yeah

We engage him and force him to bankai, we should be good enough to do that. Then we tag team and run the fuck away and fight some geurrilla tactics waiting for his bankai to time out, then momo and us beat him down after he's worn out.
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>>25957977
That's a profoundly retarded idea
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>>25957964
When did Yoruichi ever say that she would fight?
Her and Urahara don't want to draw attention to themselves right now and the reason she is here is because we need /some/ help to live.
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>>25957907
>>Yes, write in

"First of all, I want to try talking him down. I know it might not work, but once someone gets stabbed then diplomacy is pretty much off the table entirely from that point forward."

"Now, assuming to comes to a fight, which of us are actually combat capable with regards to fighting him? Momo and I are obvious choices, but should we expect backup? If we can outnumber him then we'll have an advantage."
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>>25957907
[x] Yes.
"I wanted to try negotiating with the Captain over a prepaid cellphone we leave for him to find.
"Yes, I know it has little to no chance of working, but if we can unbalance him before the fight, maybe it'll help a little."
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>>25957907
"My basic plan is to get him to initially underestimate us and then hit him as hard as we can before he releases his bankia. I have a trick that should allow me to combine my Quincy hollow and shigami talents into one attack, but I'm not sure how well it will work since I'd probably destroy the warehouse if I tried to practice. Other than that, primarily mess with his head. Obviously, A lot depends on what you can actually do, and if my dad has his powers back yet."
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>>25957983
This our best so far, with Garganta as emergency escape route.
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>>25958016
Does he even have a phone?
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>>25957874
My laptop with EVERYTHING pertaining to Digimon Quest currently has no battery. I've ordered a new one, but it only shipped tuesday, when I thought it was supposed to ARRIVE tuesday. So....when it gets here, I guess.
Fucking Amazon.

Polite Sage for a topic related to another Quest that is not Cosgrove's.
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>>25957907
"Hitsugaya is here because of Hinamori's disappearance...the last thing we want to come of the is for them to gain a fix on Urahara or the group of Hybrids...Hinamori knows this Captain well...while I am prepared to fight him, and I think I want to...all out...to see how far I've come, I have no desire to kill him. I want to approach him diplomatically...but prepared to fight if he doesn't want to listen or decides to fight anyway. On the off chance we can beat him...is there a formal process to treat with the soul society to negotiate non hostility as a group/faction. Ishida implies their extermination of the Quincy was a Last resort...If we come to table in good faith, why shouldn't we be afforded the same respect?"
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Speaking of Gargantia, we should probably mention that we have that now. Since Urahara is building a gate and all
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>>25958016
Or piss him off for disrespecting him.
>>25958013
This one seems okay for now. Ask them who is around lieutenant level in our group and ask Yoruichi what Urahara, the Vizards and our father will be doing. Don't make it sound like we expect help, we just want to know where they will be so we don't drag the fight to them.
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>>25957907
"Well... I want to try at least talking to him first, try and get him to understand that Momo is perfectly safe right now, and that we cant send her back because her Captain... Well, some sort of word that gets across that he's a bad guy. But considering how they all seem so important, he might attack me right away if i imply his fellow captain's a massive prick.

He's a captain, which is apparently a huge deal, Momo is a Lieutenant and i still havent been able to beat her. I dont terribly like my odds in a straight up one on one with him, which is why i want to try and get him to listen to me first. Momo, since you're the closest thing to the authority to the soul society here (since we dont know about Yoroichi yet) can you tell us anything more about the Captain?"
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>>25958024
So essentially hammer him as hard as possible before he gets serious? combine with >>25957983
for a decent plan.
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>>25957907
My ideas usually amount to "hitting it until it stops moving" and then I usually get killed and by some stroke of sheer dumb luck I get saved and then stronger by proxy. I think a strategy of "flail about until I'm stabbed, then flail harder" isn't going to cut it here.
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>>25958036
Because Aizen and don't we know that?
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>>25958013
This.

Before we launch into elaborate planning, we need to take stock of what forces we actually have available. Is Ishida strong enough to assist? Can we expect aid from Team Urahara or Dad? These are the questions that need asking.

If we know exactly what we have to work with, then we can plan better.
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>>25957907
>We'll never know what they where doing
At least Hime and Momo didn't look disappointed that we didn't try and press it.
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>>25957907
Didn't we plan to lure Ice Shota to a public cafe, talk it out civilly, and have the entire place staked out.

We talk civilly with him, and explain WHY shit happened.

He tries to voodoo use, out support intervenes.


We prepare to trounce his ass in a big battle, using Ichigo as the main fighter, Momo as backup with Ishida as supresing fire and Chizuru/Orihime/Kon as support
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>>25958090
That combo sounds good for combat, if diplomancy fails.
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>>25958131
people kept getting scared he'd ice over the city block killing thousands.

I'm serious.
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>>25958107
This. We need to take stock and we need to know if there is more Shinigami with Toshiro. Also, ask Momo if Aizen could have hollowfied him too.
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>>25957983
We don't know how Bankai's tend to work or what they really even are other that a strong Zanpakuto technique that we're not skilled enough to learn yet.
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>>25958131
I think that was voted down as a terrible idea multiple times.
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>>25958131
As someone who DOESN'T want combat to be our first resort right now after what I just saw it leading to in another quest I wholeheartedly endorse this option.
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>>25958013
>>25958107
Agreed. We need to know this before hand instead of planning off assumptions.
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>>25958150
momo would know that though
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We should also mention that there's no way in hell we're skipping going to our mother's grave tomorrow. Also, forcing a confrontation with Iceboy is preferable to just waiting around in the Secret Base for him to find us and bust down the door.

Maybe we could pick a suitable battleground (somewhere outside the city so nobody will see us or get hurt) and prep it with traps or something?
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>>25958152
Yeah, yeah we did...sigh, it would have been fun to channel our inner Michael Weston
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>>25958143
No.
like one person said that.

The general concencious was that we're far too unskilled and he'd be able to easily deal with us without causing fuss if we meet him on even public ground.
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>>25958131
>what is collateral damage
>what is barely trained human support that would
die near instantaneously
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>>25958143
Hitsugaya's control isn't perfect. There's a reason that Karakura was replaced for the battle with Aizen: Captains tend to cause mass destruction.
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>>25958176
collateral damage is his issue, not ours
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>>25958185
its our town. Its our problem
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>>25958150
Momo explained his abilities to us, right?

I'm too busy at the moment to go archive diving, but did she mention what his Bankai did and that it has a time limit? I think she did but I'm not sure.

>>25958185
Its kinda our issue. We're the ones that live here. And Ichigo isn't the type that would use civilians as a shield on the assumption that his enemy wouldn't just blast them.
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>>25958180
But he's captain with a limiter on.
And he's not going to endanger thousands of innocent souls. They also have backup plans in case of this, like that area freeze Yumichika was talking about in the Grimmjow attack.
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We're outgunned, out-skilled, outclassed and don't stand a snowball's chance in hell if we face him in a one-on one battle What have we got that he doesn't?

Guile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJLyneZGKc
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>>25958208
Good point.
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>>25958239
I'm not actually sure limiters are a thing
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>>25958163
>implying ichigo doesn't understand priorities
His possibly not even dead mother's grave isn't nearly as important as saving himself and his friend.
>>25958185
Are you joking? We don't want to fuck up our city, kill civilians, be seen (by spiritually aware) and this isn't just our city, the Vizards and Urahara would be pissed if we made this bigger than it has to be.
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>>25958208
>>25958239
We don't know this.
>>25958252
Yes they are.
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>>25958259
This is why we want to pick out a battleground outside Karakura before we start shit and place all kinds of traps around it. We need to be tricksy here because we stand no chance in hell otherwise.

We know pretty much all of Hitsugaya's tricks, while he (presumably) knows NOTHING about ours. We need to use that element of surprise and take him out QUICK if we end up fighting him.
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>>25958208
That still doesn't make that plan less stupid.

We're not meeting with him in an area even close to anywhere else.
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>>25958277
Did momo ever release hers?
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>>25958308
It broke when she hollowfied, part of an anti possession protocol
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>>25958291
What kind of support or trap kidou does Momo know? Preparation is key.
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>>25958277
We can ask.
Momo ought to know, she's a fucking lieutenant.

Okay, we might not want to fight him in the middle of the city, that's dumb. I will admit to that.
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>>25957315
>Aizen Hypnotized Shiro?

...Do people not get this?

Yes, Aizen hypnotized Shiro. He also hypnotized Hinamori, Team Urahara, the Vizards, and pretty much the entirety of the gotei 13.

That doesn't mean that he can assume direct control, but it does mean that he can alter what they perceive, within reason.
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>>25958218
>if we face him in a one-on one battle
Good thing we won't, because that's insane?
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>>25958322
Did Cosgrove say that, or is that our assumption?
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>>25958330
It appears that he needs to be present from what we've seen in canon. It's difficult to create illusions if you can't see what's going on.
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>>25958330
I think it doesn't work across dementions though. Otherwise he would have been fucking with everyone who knew at random intervals for the past century or so.
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Testing something.
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>>25958330
And that's fine.
All he has to do is plant the seed in his mind that people with orange hair are incredibly dangerous and untrustworthy.
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I can't believe you guys left Mini-Godzilla tied up. He's always looks out for us and this is how you repay him?
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>>25958365
She said her link/reiki monitor to soul society was broken during hollowfication, limiter is part of that I do believe. Could be wrong.
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>>25958024
>>25958013
>>25957983

These sound good, but our goal should be to beat up Hitsugaya without giving him a chance to use bankai.
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>>25958381
Dye our hair. We Kaien now.
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>>25958381
I don't think Kyouka Suigetsu can actually do that. It only lets him mess with peoples' perceptions/senses, not outright brainwash them or alter their thoughts.
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>>25958381
It isn't post hypnotic suggestion, it's "I fuck with your ability to perceive across all 5 senses"
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We need to do like what that one guy said, and take stock of our allies and resources
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>>25958383
Kai knows what he did.

We don't know what he did, but I'm sure he deserved it.
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>>25958291
What makes you think we have no chance if it's just Toshiro? We have three lieutenant level fighters right now. And he doesn't even know who we are.
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>>25958381
That's not what he can do though, is what I'm saying.

He can't implant suggestions in people's heads, or command their thoughts in any way.

He can 'only' alter their senses.

So it's more 'absolute illusion' instead of 'complete hypnosis'.
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>>25958381
It doesn't work that way. While it is called complete hypnosis it is more extremely well built illusions that deceive the five senses. He does not do post hypnotic suggestions or mind control or any of that stuff.
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>>25958408
>>25958402
It's simple hypnotic suggestion, it's not like we're going back in time and implementing Ichigo into his memories and having him walk in on Ichigo shitting all over his grandmothers tits
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Also please note that it only affects the first five senses.
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>>25958393
Probably was broken, otherwise we would have bear her during practice easily.
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>>25958435
>>25958430
>>25958413
>>25958408
>>25958402
in any case Shinji is far more broken in a one on one fight.

Now lets stay on topic.
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>>25958429
>Three lieutenant level fighters
Momo was of of the weakest lieutenants in Soul Society. That may have changed now that she can go Hollow, but Ichigo still can't beat her so we're not on that level yet.
I have no idea who the third person you're mentioning is.
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>>25958503
Guessing Ishida
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>>25958455
Yes and Kyoka Suigetsu does not do that you fucking goddamned imbecile. If you get 5 posts saying it does not work that way then it fucking does not work that way. It is called hypnosis yes, however it actually acts as replacement or alteration of sensory input. Now shut up.
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>>25958503
Also gaining a hollow canonically messes up with your ability to do Kido. She might not even be fighting at her previous level currently.
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>Yes, write in

You give a quick nod, folding you hands.

"First of all, I want to try talking him down. I know it might not work, but once someone gets stabbed then diplomacy is pretty much off the table entirely from that point forward."

"Now, assuming to comes to a fight, which of us are actually combat capable with regards to fighting him? Momo and I are obvious choices, but should we expect backup? If we can outnumber him then we'll have an advantage."

Yoruichi lets out a sound of consideration. “Talking him down might’ve worked if you’d done that if you did that at he start, but he’s been searching for over a week now.”

Yoruichi hops down. “Back when I was in Soul Scoiety, I’d have to assume that if someone resurfaced after turning rouge after I’d been obviously searching for them, then it would be a trap. Furthermore, you’re going to talk down a Captain with no visible evidence.”

Yoruichi shakes his head. “…an aggravated Captain, at that. While you could tell him about Aizen, there’s no telling if he’d believe you. Or, worse, Aizen could’ve hypnotized him hear something else when you try to convince him.”

Yoruichi looks at you. “I don’t think you’re wrong for trying to talk it out, Ichigo, but you need to have a plan ready for the worst case. Not the best. As for allies, Kisuke and I will help out if he brings backup or you need the help, but that’s probably it, aside from you and your friends. I don’t think you should count on Shinji and his band of allies.”

Yoruichi looks at your friends. “This is dangerous if you get involved. Especially for you, Ishida.”

He nods. “Yeah, but I’m not just going to abandon a friend when things get tough.”

Orihime and Chizuru nod as well. “We’re right by your side, too. We’ll face it with you.”
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>>25958555
Momo clears her throat. “I could lay some traps with Kido, but they’re rather… explosive.”

You all hash out a strategy for an attempt to capture Hitsugaya.

>roll me 1d20 strategy

When you finish, Yoruichi gives you a look and you follow him away from the others. When you’re far enough away, he begins to speak. “Ichigo, you know that, ultimately, it will probably come down to a fight. If you’re left with no other choice… don’t let him escape back to Soul Society. The consequences would b dire.”

With that, he walks away, leaving you alone.

>Its evening, now. You still have some time to do something today, if you wish.

>Talk with Momo and Orihime
>Talk to Ishida
>Talk to Chizuru
>talk to Yoruichi
>write in
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>>25958545
Wait what, since when?

Hachi is still one of the best Kido users in the series.
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Rolled 19

>>25958562
rolling
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>>25958024
So do we have a plan for right after that?
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Rolled 17

>>25958562
I INVOKE THE NAME OF CREEEED


Talk with Momo and Orihime
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Rolled 7

>>25958562
Time to tactical Genius
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>>25958562
Ask if they're done with Kon?
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Rolled 2

>>25958562
Time for the best plan.
Also talk with Momo and Orihime.
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>>25958588
NOONE ELSE ROLL
DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
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>>25958588
NO MORE ROLLS
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>>25958562
Talk with momo and orihime.
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Rolled 19

>>25958562
I don't have a preference as to who we talk to
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Rolled 8

a last hurrah
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>>25958588
Everyone stop rolling
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>>25958503
Ishida nearly beat Mayuri and right now has a bunch of Quincy stuff from us or that he found at his house + Blut. Momo was one of the lowest, I know, but that doesn't matter. She is still around lieutenant level, probably mid to high tier with hollowfication. Ichigo has his Shikai, Blut, Getsuga Tenshou, Shunpo, hollowfication and some other stuff. That's more than he had when he beat Renji in canon.
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Rolled 9

>>25958562
Rolling strategy

Also ask Momo about how he might escape. Do we know the way he can go back to Soul Society? Is there a way to block that with Kidou, maybe?
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>>25958562
>Talk with Momo and Orihime

Lets get this hot sexy threesome thing settled.

And find out what they did to poor Kai.
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>>25958603
Wait, who's this Kon person?

I meant Kai of course.
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Rolled 11

>>25958562
Lets see if Ishida's got some retardedly awesome plan
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>>25958562
>Talk with Hime and Momo
>Make a note to distract Captain Cold if he takes a shine to Ishida
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well, it looks like we all want that private three person talk with Momo and Hime.

...oh god what are we going to say.
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Talk with the girls
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>>25958562
>Talk with Momo and Orihime
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>>25958623
he also had the glove on, though. That was the major factor. It naturally improved his skills and then gave him a super form before burning him out.
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>>25958569
Yes and as I recall there was actual talk of him having to learn to compensate for the hollow a good deal. It doesn't flat out prevent use of Kido it just makes it so you have to exert even more control over your reiatsu. To use the hollow quest metaphor for shinigami and hollow reishi you have to work to make certain that you don't accidentally set you nice very delicate electric fan on fire while still making sure it gets the right amount of electricity.
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>>25958644
>I have had an erection for the last 8 days. Do you think I should see a doctor?

>>25958653
He's got one of those gloves now doesn't he? Or where those something else in the box?
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Rolled 10

stop rolling you fools
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>>25958562
>don’t let him escape back to Soul Society. The consequences would be dire

I kind of feel like talking to Yoruichi, and asking how the consequences of killing a Captain won't be even worse?
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>>25958653
When he used the superstate he stomped Mayuri, with the glove he managed to do pretty well what with Nemu holding him down
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>>25958675
I don't think he has the glove, since he's been here for a week.
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>>25958676
Ha
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>>25958562
Talk to Kai and beg forgiveness.

We've failed as a friend.
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>>25958562
>Talk with Momo and Orihime
Ask Momo how Toshiro might try to escape, if what Yoruichi said was true we need to make sure he can't get away. Don't do this if it's already part of the strategy.
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>>25958681
Which is why we're capturing him.
Worst case, we throw his ass across the boarder into Ghost Mexico.
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>>25958675
Doesn't it take a month to train with the love glove?
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>>25958653
Yeah, glove was lieutenant to bankai lieutenant level.
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>>25958714
>Worst case, we throw his ass across the boarder into Ghost Mexico
Wouldn't that also kill him?
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>>25958681
Why do you think we are going to kill him?
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>>25958719
I think. Doesn't mean he can't have one though.
And the stuff we pulled from the box was an item that Ishida said helped Quincey's form bows. That's the only item I can think of that does that since a standard bow is just spirit energy that any Quincey can make.
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Rolled 15

>>25958676
Nice one man you really should remember to turn off your dice before admonishing others for rolling
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>>25958714
So not only are we fighting someone a lot stronger than us, who's already pretty frustrated, but we have to make sure he neither dies nor escapes.

...Regardless of if we win or lose this fight, I don't think we have a choice but to take the fight to the Soul Society, because Aizen must be stopped.
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>>25958743
Not immediately... but it keeps him from running back home and dropping tha hammer on us.
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Momo is clearly going to be our biggest weapon if were going to try to talk Ice man down. If he won't listen to us he might at least listen to what she has to say.
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>>25958747
I'd don't know maybe the fact that our only stratage is to kill him in one shot before he has time to react.
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>>25958653
He was still lieutenant level. And if he doesn't have the glove in preparation for fighting a captain then he's being stupid
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Why don't we pretend to have taken Momo hostage and run off to ghost Mexico?
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>>25958760
And you're roll number ten.

We got lucky.
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When talking to the Snowcone I think we need to at least first get him to start thinking of WHY Momo didn't come back. Probably something along the lines of "Is it standard Soul Society operating procedure to turn Shinigami into suicide bombers? No? Well now you know why she didn't return."
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>>25958781
...Because that's retarded?

He already knows she hollowfied.
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>>25958785
>Ten rolls without a crit
Oh god.
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>>25958776
>what is reading comprehension
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>>25958781
Yes lets make the situation worse by starting a captured princess plot arc to the little guy
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>>25958788
>What he will probably hear thanks to Yoruichis foreshadowing:
>"Hey short stuff, looks like your mad I converted your arm candy into my little pet. Gotta say though... she has a pretty sweet set of lips huh?"
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>>25958788
Well really historically the Soul Society kind of sucks with dealing with people different from them.
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>>25958788
That will just make him want to kill Aizen if we convince him. And we need him to not make it back, he'd have to defect or we have to disable him because killing has too many bad results.
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>>25958780
because the Sanrei glove's training was currently unfeasible. He would have had to shoot and keep his bow active constantly for a week with it on to get its benefits.Which, considering the captain currently swarmnig the area, did not seem like a wise idea.
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>>25958800
Highest was a 19, we've got a pretty good plan in place for fighting him and starting out talking to him.

I suppose we'll be having Ishida stitch us together some quick clothes so when we walk out in spirit form, we dont look like a shinagami. Because a Rogue Shinagami look is what got us into this mess in the first place.
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>>25958800
its a .9^10 possibility. Or roughly 1/3. given even dice (Lol) roughly one third of our rolls should be 20's, one third 1's and one third everything else.
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>>25958788
It is in squad 12.
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>>25958562
Talk to Momo and Orihime. About our feelings for them both...and then make good on them if they are receptive. For those who are about to die, live for today and let not pass an opportunity for happiness.
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>>25958877
not for seated officers it isn't.
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Rolled 10, 12, 14, 6, 20, 2, 2, 19, 13, 12 = 110

Testing the waters.
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I'm pretty sure Aizen can't alter senses when he's not around. So he could make so that people see his corpse after he actually leaves, but I don't think he could make it so that Hitsugaya would hear us say something we didn't, unless Aizen was physically on the scene with his Zanpakto released
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>>25958894
I don't know if we're ready to talk about our feelings.

It's more be receptive towards them.
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>>25958859
I was speaking from whatever I remembered. I just now read the wiki page for it. Could we do the training if we ever had time? Seems like it would help a lot in everything.
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>>25958788
Maybe not exactly that, it kinda implies that she's dead. We want to imply that someone in Soul Society tried to murder her, and we saved her. And if he doesn't believe us, then have Momo back us up.
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>>25958894
As long as it ends in an assgrab at the least I'm ok.
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>>25958943
Well first we need to ask what she's charged with, and what he was told to be the cause of her hollowfication.
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I wonder if the fifth Division has a 3rd seat in full kubo?
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>>25958912
He can. Otherwise his fake-own-death deal wouldn't have worked. Nor would his alibi that got Urahara fingered for bad juju in the flashback.

If they've seen the release, they're bonered
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>>25958923
we have to talk sometime and one of us could be dead or captured tomorrow. lets at least try
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>>25958894
Oi, waifufag we don't have feelings for them right now. Besides, confessing before a large battle is just asking for death and it's distracting.
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>>25958937
you could, but then you'd always have a glove on your hand lest you remove it and lose your powers.
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>>25958943
wait wait wait what if we let him THINK she's dead and just keep in our human body. Hide under his nose again until he gos the fuck away,
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>>25958894
That's how you trip death flags anon. We do not want that.
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>>25958894
Yeah no, no death flags.

Hell, no promises either.
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>>25958974
No, shut up. What kind of fucking idiot would confess feelings we don't have before a fight that might kill half of us? Get a real girlfriend so you don't shit up this thread.
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Rolled 19

>>25958980
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZErvASwdlU
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>>25959003
Calm down, man
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>>25958894
I thought we had been building up to this since forever.
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>>25958987
>>25959000

This is bleach death flags mean nothing, named shinigami have died before they had a chance to trip any flags in the final arc and people who had tripped over four deathflags survived.
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>19 strategy

>Talk with Momo and Orihime

You walk over to Momo and Orihime, who are still by the office. They turn to you as you walk up. “Hey, can we talk. Just the three of us?”

Momo and Orihime nod, leading you into the now deserted office.

You sit back down in the chair you sat in earlier. You hear the door shut behind you with a click of a lock as they sit back down in their chairs.

Momo and Orihime exchange a look before turning towards you.

“So, Ichigo, what do you need to talk about?”

You grasp your jeans nervously before taking a breath and looking back at them.

>FREE RESPONSE
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>>25959003
Who says we don't have them?
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>>25958980
All of our powers?
Could we get them back and be stronger after like Ishida did in canon?
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>>25959022
>"I'm actually kind of scared..."
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>>25959022
Grab that ass.
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>>25959000
Right then, >>25958978
While I concur with part of your assessment, there was no need for name calling.
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>>25959022
Flip coin. If heads kiss momo first if tails kiss orihime first.
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>>25959027
Ishida required heart surgery with a bow and arrow, besides he was just a quincy we're a bit of everything.
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>>25959022
Tell them having a relationship while Aizen is still out there illusioning people and Toshiro is out there snowing everywhere is not a good idea.
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>>25959022
Voting for telling them that Chad is the only one for us.
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>>25959003
Fuck you, I'm married, going to go swim with my wife, see you guys in half an hour.
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>>25959003
>Implying we don't have feelings for them, despite our actions in the past 7+ threads
silly anon
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>>25959042
Seconded.
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>>25959022
ACTIVATE THE D
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>>25959022
"ILIKEBOTHOFYOU"

Ichigo is bad at this. Rip the bandaid and wait for their response.
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>>25959050
>name calling
u w0t m8? Are you taking insults against people I don't even know seriously?
By the way, I just don't want to start a relationship when there could be more interesting potentials later on, plus being stuck to specific people is boring
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>>25959055
why not kiss both at once?
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>>25959042
>>25959055
One of these two.
>>25959084
or this.
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>>25959072
>white knighting is romance
Okay.
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>>25959041
>>25959084
these two. if we don't scare them away, follow up with>>25959094
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>>25959022
"We've been through a lot this past week and In-between all of the training... I've been thinking about you both a lot. You've grown closer and closer to me and I know I've gotten closer to you, but I keep finding myself pushing away. I probably sound like a broken record, but I don't want anyone getting hurt on my behalf and even with all of our strength as a unit... I can't help but feel a little scared.
... In any case I just wanted you both to know that no matter what may happen, I'm going to keep my promises to both of you. To everyone."
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>>25959022
>Cosgrove keeps using that scene fro Memories of Nobody
Stop doing this.
Please.
It brings back feelings I don't want.
why did Best Girl have to stop existing

>free response
"Us."

"Or...rather...the three of us. And what's happening here between us."
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>>25959058
Chizuru will castrate us if we tell them this. The entire point of the past few threads was getting us to realise there will never be a 'safe' time for us so we have to grow a pair.
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>>25959041
>>25959084

ICHIGO, MASTER OF ROMANCE!

The sad thing is its kind of in character.

At least we're being proactive about it. I REALLY don't want to deal with another estrogen-doomsplosion like in F/SA because we put this shit off for an eternity
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>>25959084

Fuck it. We're probably going to get horribly raped by snow boy, might as get this out of the way.
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>>25959022

>>25959041
>>25959154

No fear.
No regret.
Only poorly worded confessions now.
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>>25959022
"I know I promised I'd give you an answer Hime... and I've decided...I... I can't decide. You're both amazing people that have enriched my life so I'm friendzoning you (with benefits)"
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>>25959022
So uhm, I'll be honest here I am really bad at this. I think both of you are amazing, I'm hoonestly looking forwards to our date Orihime but I want to let you know ahead of time that I would also like to take Momo out as well.

I just feel like a sleaze balll for saying this but I like both of you. It could be more but I really don't know y'know? I mean um yeah, so I like you both and want to date you both and if you feel that's unforgivable I completely understand. Sorry.
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>>25959119
bam. Most Ichigo-like. To the point and damn stupid
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>>25959151
Why should we care what Chizuru has to say about our relationships? Momo is still under Aizen's illuision and could be tricked into killing us within seconds, she's also probably getting an SSish arc. I can't wait to watch these bridges crack
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>>25959084
"PLEASEBEOKWITHTHIS"

"IDON'TWANTTOBETURNEDINTOAGIRLANDRAPEDBYCHIZURU"
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>>25959221
Chizuru is scarier than everyone we will ever face. and she has powers now
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>>25959221
CHANGE PLACES!
we're never getting that look into the Soul Society
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>>25959209
Being raised against relationships like that, I doubt Ichigo would say it so bluntly.
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>>25959241
Since when?
Wait, was the booze the "obvious trigger" that Cosgrove mentioned?
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>>25959221
That is REALLY not how it works you moron. Name ONE time that Aizen was shown to control someone without being present.
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>>25959241
>typically weak characters glare at us
>we cower
why
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>>25959267
Chizuru beat the ever loving shit out of Shinji, fear the comedic violence.
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Rolled 1

>>25959022
Stick it in.
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>>25959267
>A friend is angry at us
>We are stronger than them we should in no way feel it.
Cos please hurry up and post the spaghetti
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>>25959261
Nice. He doesn't control people, he alters their senses/perception. And he did it away from people in SS loads of times while he was gone doing his keikakus. He could make Momo look like him and we'd slice her open or vice versa
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>>25959261
This. Aizen has to be present to make new illusions. One's that he made ongoing wont disappear when he leaves, but he cant make new ones if he's not there
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>>25959267
Because she is Fembro. You listen to Fembro. You do not piss off Fembro.

It is known.

>>25959296
You scared me for a second there. Nice 1d1
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>Both, huh?

>Roll me a 1d20!
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>>25959296
oh U
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Rolled 19

>>25959316
ok
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Rolled 15

>>25959316
Let the threesome commence.
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Rolled 14

>>25959316
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Rolled 9

>>25959316
DROPPIN MAH SPAGHETTEH
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Rolled 14

>>25959316
Rolling.
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Rolled 9

>>25959316
>>25959296
Oh. Fuck, you.

>dicaildi cruelty
That's what it is.
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>>25959325
NO MORE ROLLS

PLEASE GOD

NO MORE ROLLS
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>>25959325
No more rolls

>>25959335
That was 1d1
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>>25959325
Stop turning Ichigo into a whore.
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>>25959325
EVERYONE STOP
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>>25959335
>relax, its a 1d1, it doesn't count.
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>>25959304
>jealous because we have protag charisma
>feel guilty because she is friend
>known her for two weeks
ok m8 we officially have no self confidence
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Rolled 3

>>25959316
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>>25959325
Jojo approves of this roll.
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>>25959335
You know it was a d1, right?
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>>25959363
Would you please just get the fuck out
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Rolled 17

YES!

KUBO, GUIDE MY DICE

ONE MORE TIME!
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Rolled 9

>>25959357
I noticed, but it's seriously not funny, especially when I'm on a computer like this that can barely display 4chan anyway.
>no 4chanx
>no autoupdate
There's a reason my timing's been so shit recently.

But it looks like we succeed. for now.
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Rolled 15

>>25959022

WE FUCKING BITCHES TONIGHT, SO SAYS MY DICK
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>>25959316

>D20
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Rolled 3

>>25959316
>inbb41

for freedom.
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STOP

ROLLING
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>>25959347
We're not a whore. That would imply we get paid
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Rolled 10

>>25959403
change
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>>25959404
We've already passed 10
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>>25959388
Ten no failures and a 19 in the first 3
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>>25959325
>>25959316
>Hey Kurosaki how come you get two waifus?
>Because I am a sexual tyrannosaurus Ishida
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>>25959411
A one will still be saved for the next time we have to roll
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>>25959427
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>>25959437
No it won't. That rule isn't in place anymore.
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Rolled 17

This dick of mine is BURNING RED! Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Take this! My love! My hate! And all of my sorrow! ERUPTING BURNING PENIS!
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>>25959022
"You know, one of the reasons I've been so... hesitant about all this is because deep down I worried that you two might be too into me.

I mean, I'm not completely unaware of my positive qualities, but I never really thought of myself as -that- great a guy. I mean I always felt that I've pretty much done what anyone else would do under the circumstances.

So when faced with two girls as great as the two of you, who care about me as much as you two... I felt like I had to be tricking you somehow, into seeing something that wasn't there, and that to do... anything, would be to take advantage of the trust you've placed in me.

But I realized something. By thinking that way, I haven't been trusting either of you, to know what you're feeling and why you're feeling them. And that's... really shitty of me.

So I guess I'm here to say I'm sorry, for trusting you with my life, but not with your own hearts. If you can forgive me, then maybe we can figure things out from there."
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Remember that, since Yoruichi admitted "he" is from SS & can aid us in the fight "he" is almost certainly not just what appearances would lead Ichigo to believe.
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Godamnit Ichigo...
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>>25959466
Oh? When did that happen? I usually can't participate cept for Friday and Saturday threads, so I might have missed it in an archive
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>>25959490
I cant tell if she's happy, or sad, or angry.
Or neutral
Or pensive.
or even melancholy
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>>25959490
It's the price we have to pay for all the crazy bullshit we've gotten.

Hopefully we can forge a brodom in the SS arc.
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>>25959427
>implying we'll stop at two
Sexual tyrant lizards don't give a fuck.
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>>25959492
A while ago.

He'll still bank uncalled-for crits, but when he actually calls for us to roll then only the first 10 matter, since otherwise it just leads to 100+ post roll chains.
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Rolled 4

>>25959490
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>>25959530
crap forgot to take off dice
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>>25959506
>Rukia you should smile more
>I am smiling
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Fuck. I'm feeling more tension about this next post than about the whole ice man ordeal.
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>>25959514
we have a JOJO for a bro.
That's worth ten normal bros.
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>>25959573
Given the scheming with Yoruichi, and the fact that they locked the door behind us, I think the only question is if our body is ready.
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>>25959484
And by this I mean we should bring it up to " him".
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>>25959603
Who wants to bet that they sound-proofed the room with Kido?

I STILL don't get why they needed Kai, but whatever, he probably secretly enjoyed whatever they did to him.
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>>25959580
I want an even balance of girlbros and bros. 10 girls compensates for chad. If we get Stark and Giin... oh man...
Also we still need to shoot the shit with the shibas ASAP
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>>25959542
Rukia should take less cues from her older brother on how to facial expressions
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>>25959632
Maybe he snuck in and they decided he heard too much
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>>25959603
Clearly the dice will tell us "no."
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>>25957658
>pussy
It's Yoruichi. Of course 'he' can.

And 'he' knows how to kep himself clean.
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Your hands tighten their grip as you stare at them. "I'm actually kind of scared..."

You try to start several times, but you keep freezing up. Screwing your eyes shut your grit your teeth and force the words out, as fast as you can.

"ILIKEBOTHOFYOU"

>19

You almost shout it and when the words are out, you stare at them nervously. Orihme and Momo then look at you before smiling. Orihime raises her fists in victory.

“Its just as I thought! When Momo and I got to know each other, we realized we both really loved Ichigo! Therefore, since we’re good friends, we’d win, two against one! Yoruichi even told us that against any straight man it would work one hundred percent!”

Momo flushes and nods her head as you look at her. “…I wasn’t sure at first. But, as I really got to know her, I found that I really liked Orihime. So, while I would like you to myself… if it could allow us to reach your heart, I would do it.”

She smiles brightly, tears in her eyes. “This is the first time someone told me that like me that way, so…”

Her face flushes, as she plays with the collar of her shirt. “What do you want to do, Ichigo?”

Both Orihime and Momo are staring at you, waiting nervously for an answer before Momo screws up her face in determination and leans across, kissing you. Orihime quickly follows suit. Their faces remain inches away from yours.

“…we’re waiting...”

>FADE TO BLACK
>Yes
>b-b-b-b-b-but I’m not ready for that!
>write in
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>>25959659
I'm actually getting a little worried about Kai. We should seriously check up on him.
>>
I wonder if we misinterpreted their teamwork, and they were helping each other thinking we'd choose one of them.
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Rolled 3

>>25959767
>FADE TO BLACK
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>>25959767
>b-b-b-b-b-but I’m not ready for that!
Yell it loudly so whoever is listening can hear us.
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>>25959767
>FADE TO BLACK

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
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>>25959799
Seconding this.
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>>25959767
>FADE TO D
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>>25959767
Grab that ass.
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Back, these developments amuse me.

Ichigo, talking about his feelings.
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>>25959767
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>>25959767
>FADE TO BLACK aka faint
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>>25959799
This
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>>25959767
>FADE TO BLACK

Was there even a choice after we came this far? Really?
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>>25959767
>Penis, this is brain.
>You've wreaked six squad cars, put two officers in the hospital
>The mayor is going to have my ass in a handbasket
>I dont think we're Ever going to get 'that' off of the YMCA's roof, but
>You're a damn good cop, so its my pleasure to say-
>You're cleared for takeoff.

...
*SWING*
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>>25959767
>Fade out.
Ids habbening.
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>>25959767
b-b-but I'm not ready
The true Ichigo response.
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>>25959542
Rukia is Black Dynamite?
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>>25959767

>FADE TO BLACK, FAGGOT!
>But...but he's fiftee--
>He's about to get his shit handed to him by snow boy! Do you honestly believe we WON'T roll ungodly amounts of ones on that?!
>...Fuck. Well, hopefully he's at least a gentleman about doing the deed.
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>>25959767
Bankai.
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>>25959767
>>FADE TO BLACK
Ichigo wakes up later, the two hanging over him with concerned looks on their faces?

"I-i-Ichigo?"

"You blacked out."
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Rolled 6

>>25959767
[x] Rolling for spirit sensing
[x] CHIZARU INTERRUPT!
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>>25959767
Go for it. Just...go for it. Ichigo's earned this.
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>>25959767
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>>25959632
>Kai wandered in there first and fell asleep to bail on your shenanigans. Then he saw too much.
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Rolled 16

>>25959767
rolling for spirit sensing
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>>25959767
>FADE TO BLACK
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Roll for performance
>10 1s
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>>25959817
That's the one trope /tg/ always ignores. Hell, MSQ is best read as a gigantic mockery of the harem anime genre.
reading it any other way is madness
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>>25959852
Hell no.
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>>25959867
Poor son of a bitch.
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>>25959767

YES!!!!!!!!!

Or fade to black. Whatever Cosgrove is more comfortable with writing
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>>25959767
"Go, my son. Go, and make me proud"
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>>25959767
>Too bad Ichigo, because we are
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>>25959867
We should try and make it up to him later. You know for not rescuing him in his hour of need.
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>>25959888
...she's filming this behind the door for personal use.
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>>25959767
Wait, is "yes" and "FADE TO BLACK" a choice between not-sex and sex? Or a choice between whether we get a full play-by-play of the action or not?
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>>25959904
...dear god. Give him orange sunglasses and he's Zangetsu.

We've been tricked this whole time! He isn't Bach, He's Descartes!
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>>25959915
Ishida is helping.
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>>25959767
>fade to black
oh fuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>25959767
I'd say fade to black for classiness, and if you want to write more, put it in a pastebin.
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>>25959767
And we just boned ourselves once shiro finds out we gave mom the furious d ice man rageth
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>>25959767
> Fade to B-b-black!

Oddly enough I spent all day at work preparing to throw out a quote from Rocky if just this scene happened Mickey: Women weaken legs! but I just don't have a cold enough heart to deny this trio an evening of calm before the coming storm.

Also, we're stealing Ishida's phone after this and making sure that the pictures he is no doubt about to take stay in our possession.

Finally, I hope Yoruichi and Kai can control Chizuru's resultant liquor binge. This office ain't soundproof and she's already pretty sexually frustrated...
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>>25959934
Shiro can die in a pit.

No matter what he does, we've already won.
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>>25959767
>Yes
>b-b-b-b-b-but I’m not ready for that!
So I'm guessing it's Ichigo saying he's not ready?

Orihime and Momo overwhelm him and they have awkward clumsy teen sex.
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>>25959934
wow, one letter makes all the difference in that sentence.
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>>25959921
Yeah I'm confused.

I mean this IS a blue board.
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>>25959943

What if us banging Hime and Momo unlocks the mystery box?

WHAT THEN?????
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"While I would love nothing more than to take it a bit slower- to get to know both of you girls better...I doubt we have that kind of time...

So I'll make you both a promise- if we all get through this okay...

Then my answer will be yes."

It provides them with an answer, and all three of us with motivation!

Plus, we get to have "happy to be alive" fun instead of "ohgodwemightdie" fun
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>>25959975
Thats what pastebins are for.
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>for my humor's sake, would you kindly roll me 1d20
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>>25959767
>Y-you're not mad?
>H-HOLD ON A SECOND! AREN'T WE A BIT YOUNG FOR THIS?!
>Too bad Ichi, WE are!
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>>25959943
>Operation: Get Chizuru Halibel and her Fraccion is a go. Repeat. Operation Lesbian Pile is a go.
>>
>fade to black
Do you really want /tg/ dice to control a sexual encounter?
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>>25959767
Wait, do we even have any condoms?
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Rolled 2

>>25959992
Oh god no.
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Rolled 5

>>25959992
Rollin for the D.
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Rolled 2

>>25959992
I've got a sinking feeling we're about to have some serious first time jitters...
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Rolled 15

>>25959992
Go go shinigami premature ejaculation.
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Rolled 15

>>25959992
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Rolled 15

>>25959931

Agreed.

>>25959992

Aw, fuck me...
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>>25959955
Did not notice til you pointed that out. Still laughing over here.
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>>25960012
>>25960016
>>25960020
Things are not looking good.
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Rolled 13

>>25959992
FULL ON CRIT FISHING

>>25960012
>>25960020
FUCK
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Rolled 3

>>25959992
WHY COS WHY?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

THIS IS NOT THE KUBO WAY!
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Rolled 6

>>25959992
pls no
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>>25960012
>>25960016
>>25960020
...Well we are 15 and still not in touch with our feelings.
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Rolled 2

>>25959992
CHIZURU, DON'T FAIL US NOW!
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>>25959767
Ichigo first time 3some awwww yiss

Also shiro wants us deader than dead now for this and I regret nothing NOTHING
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Rolled 13

>>25960012
>>25960016
>>25960020
oh good.
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Rolled 1

>>25959992
You want the D, huh Cos?
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Rolled 2

>>25959992
No boner?
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>>25959986
Have you seen the cover?! This may be our only chance...and it's not like we can't have another round after winning.
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>>25959975
>Its
FADE TO BLACK
>Yes
>-bit i'm not ready yet
>write in

It's a fade to black anyway. Not risking things, and I don't think I can write *that* that well, and continue what happens next in this quest.
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Rolled 11

>>25959992
Oh jeez
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>>25959992
Cos plz no.

No plz.

Cos, stahp, srsly cos. No plz. Plz stahp.
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Rolled 11

>>25959992
Please tell me we didn't use up all our good luck...
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>>25960058
Fuck. I knew it was coming.
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Rolled 1

>>25959869
>>25959852
I wonder if these two count... hope not.
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....Seriously? A two twos and a five?
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>>25960058
Fortunately not in the first ten.

But really, why u do this Cos?
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>>25960058
Outside of first 10.
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Rolled 2

>>25960077
Unfortunately, it's roll 11
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>>25960077
After 10 doesn't coouuunt
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Rolled 19

>>25960051
>somewhere in the distance, Shiro experiences a chill far colder than even his own bankai
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>>25959985
[Spoiler]The mystery box is rule 63 weaponized and only functional in a single direction
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>>25960063
Can, can we just take this as a crit fail and have ice dude show up as the clothes are coming off?
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>>25960058

....YOU SONOVOA BITCH! WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THI--

>>25960082

....It's official. God's dead.
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>>25959992
Please...have mercy.
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Rolled 17

>>25960082
>>25960058
And so begins the onslaught of crit fails.
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>>25960063
>Fade to Black
no
No
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25960063
>Are you sure? I was honestly kind of expecting a lot more yelling. Not... this. I mean are we really mature enough for this sort of thing? Do we have any kind of protection? I... I'm nervous as hell...
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Rolled 4

>>25959992
Please...have mercy.
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>>25960063
op, do these two count? I think they do according to
>
First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.
>>25959869
>>25959852
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>>25960138
yup.
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>>25960016
Looks like Ichigo's feeling pretty nervous about the whole thing.
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Rolled 11

>>25960123
Beyond.
10th.
Roll.
No.
Count.
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Rolled 15

>>25960123
Naw, man, it's not in the first ten or saved in a bank.
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>>25960086
Nah, its a 16, a 6 and a 2 according to the rules.
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>>25960063
Fade to black?
FADE TO BLACK?!
FUCK YOU BUDDY IT'S TIME TO HIT MSWORD! I will give us the quick poorly written clumsy first time!
>>
Death by snu snu.
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>>25960058
Assclow, stoprolling. Any Crits/fails apply to the NEXT time we roll.

What will (probably happen) after awkward teenaged fun times?

Captain Snowboy comes to face us.
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>>25960149
So are you saying that that 16 counts as the roll you asked for, or it counts as spirit sense?
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>>25960174
the roll I asked for.

no majority for spirit sense, but roll counts
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>>25960044
Its also that we've been doing nothing but cuddling with these girls and night, and training Hard during the day, for a week
Its not like we've told Ichigo to go and tug on his chain at all during this time.
Polish his sword.
Sharpen his edge
Conquer his menos grande
send a few arrows downwind

Im out.
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>>25959995
No, No-
we can share Soi Fon!

Also hoping we either get a pastebin, or a tasteful rendition of what happens.
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>>25960169
No, you moron.

UNCALLED FOR rolls apply to the next roll.


>First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.
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>>25960149
Please tell me someone responsible brought condoms. Please OP?
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>>25960205
If not, then lube?
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>>25960205
But how can we form the Karakura Phantoms Baseball team?
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>>25960169
Yes and the crit fails ensure he comes after we've all passed out and Ichigo accidentally flared reiatsu. If we had rolled a 20 he would have walked in on us then retreated back to soul society refuse to talk about what he had seen and take up the fine art of binge drinking from his direct subordinate with the hard to spell rank.
>>
CAN WE MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL TO GET A NATURAL 20 AT SEX?
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>>25960205
I highly doubt Gigia can get pregnant, so no momo.
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>>25960201
I'm
>>25960163
and the Homo fic guy

Pending on the next update I'll try writing up a little bit unless congrove breaks down and gives in. It may or may not be based off of my first time.
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>>25960205
Cough *full kubo* cough

Though this would be hilarious "Ghosts can have babies? Really? ...okay, someone needs to tell me all the supernatural rules and minutia before I do something else that breaks my brain.
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>>25960243
out dad got our mom preggers so why the fuck not
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>>25960205
I'd be highly surprised if Yoruichi didn't bring some.
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Rolled 10

>>25960236
I'd do it. Ichigo is going to face a monster tomorrow, he really doesn't need sexual failure to make it worse.
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>>25960234
No, it doesn't work like that anymore after the first three threads, otherwise, nat ones would have destroyed us after 11 rolls.
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>>25960236
Ohohohoh!~

You want a deal, huh?

Well, well, well

what do you all think? A twenty for a failure of my choosing?
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>>25960236
that would lead to Momo being taken back to Soul society. Or Hime being killed. Or something.
No- we either get performance anxiety, or ask to hold off for now or something.
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>>25960189
Oh thank Quincy God then.
We havent been working ourselves up for over a week and arnt going to pop early.

We are going to get Quite Messy though... Yeash.
Well Ichigo, come on! You've Trained for years for this, those stacks of magazines under your bed are proof of your readiness!

>>25960252
Where are the BFQ writers when you need them!
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>>25960286
That depends... does it still fade to black?
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>>25960286
YES
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>>25960252
>It may or may not be based off of my first time.
As long as your first time is better than my first time we are fine. Never stick your dick in crazy with knife fetishes. I still have scars on my inner thighs.
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>>25960265
His was some super special gigia that turned him into a human. Also Uharhara probably wanted someone to test out the feature.
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>>25960286
What no, never.
16 is still decidedly above average.
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>>25960286
NO DAMNIT, GO AWAY
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Rolled 2

>>25960286
Go away satan. No deal.
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>>25960286
No fuck you coobie.
>>
>nat 1
>"we're willing to share"
>"B-But I-I'm only good for one time a day"
>LATER, On the evening news
>"police are still investigating why a warehouse suddenly appeared out of nowhere, then exploded"
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>>25960286
We have a sixteen, and hitsugaya is coming. No.
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>>25960243
I'd like to remind you that we were fathered by a gigai.
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>>25960286
Fuck no.
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>>25960286
No. You'll fail us at the "save momo" roll that is coming up.
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>>25960321
>He breaks down the wall and sees us there basking in awkward afterglow
>He just leaves
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>>25960286
Only if it doesn't fade to black. Otherwise I'm not accepting shit deals
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>>25960288
Yeah, we save the deal for a different story climax where the stakes aren't as high. Most folks have awkward first times, let Ichigo have one normal experience.
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>>25960286
No
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>>25960286
>>25960236
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>>25960252
Did I miss a pastebin of the homo fic earlier or is it still in progress?
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>>25960286
The fact that you're using Monobear for this fucking terrifies me.
Also, no. A 16 should suffice, especially since it's our first time.

Will there be a separate xp-level for sex, though?
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>>25960369
Read the last hour or so of the last quest. He said it's in progress.
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>>25960286
No. Reeeeeeeally funking tempting this time though...

Do you plan to share the fade to black in full and if so how do you honestly rate your skills?
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>>25960321
>hitsugaya is coming
Nice choice of words.
>>
>Eventually we take the deal
>Cosgrove uses the nat 1 for comedy reasons
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>>25960349
>threesome as your first time
>normal
Yeah, ni.
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>>25960395
Not gonna happen on full kubo difficulty.
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>>25960370
New skill unlocked!

[----- -----] - 3 more dickings to next level
[Tohno Gland]
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>>25960397
The awkward part, not the threesome. Also Orihime's line of victory for the girl's team was adorable.
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>>25960397
It's probably as normal as things are going to get for Ichigo.
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SOoo, can we get a drawfag to do Hichigo hiding underneath an umbrella while old man Zangetsu sunbathes in a Hawaiian shirt?
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>>25960286
so which one'd we knock up, Cos?
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>This entire thread
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>>25960453
hmm...

y'know what?

roll me 2d100

...if you want to know!

Roll low everyone!
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>>25960243
But a gigai can get a human pregnant?
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Rolled 72, 7 = 79

>>25960492
FOR THE DARK GODS
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Rolled 45, 53 = 98

>>25960492
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Rolled 21

>>25960492
NONONONONONONO
Okay
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Rolled 68, 55 = 123

>>25960492
ok
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Rolled 14, 93 = 107

>>25960492
Rolling for a barren womb.
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>>25960492
No. Stahp.
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>>25960492
>roll low
I don't think we want to-
>>25960500
>72
GOD DAMMIT
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Rolled 79, 84 = 163

>>25960492
Its Kubo time.
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Rolled 26, 6 = 32

>>25960492
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
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Rolled 69, 62 = 131

>>25960492
Wohoo time to get everyone in a 5 mile radius pregnant with multicritting
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Rolled 72, 54 = 126

>>25960492
dub hundreds
ichigo fathers 4 children
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Rolled 6, 45 = 51

>>25960492
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Rolled 21, 9 = 30

>>25960492
Sure thing!
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Rolled 69, 48 = 117

>>25960493
Special order one's can.

>>25960492
...I'll play your game.

...I don't want to but I have low roll luck on dpercentile.
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>>25960513
Well....fuck
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>>25960286
No deals with the devil.

Sorry, Cos, but you'll have to tempt another time
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>>25960492
Cos you're really starting to scare me. I just thought you should know that.
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>>25960453
>>25960492
Fuck
FUCK

well I guess if we had to kill the quest this would be the most unexpected way
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>>25960538
BASED KENPACHI, THE ULTIMATE BIRTH CONTROL
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Rolled 38, 76 = 114

>>25960492
lets get preggers in this bitch
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Rolled 3, 60 = 63

>>25960492
My word, it seems i've gotten someone Ghost Preggers!

Ah well, the Kurosaki Eugenics program is now one step further. If only we could someone mix some Bount stuff in there. Are we even getting a Bount Arc?
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Rolled 59, 17 = 76

>>25960492
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>>25960556
>Ichigo having to look after his kid while a hollow tries to eat him
>Aizen hears about the ShinQuinHolow having a kid with the reality bender
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>>25960492
This is why people should't ask those kinds of questions.
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>>25960492
So given that low=best, you're choosing the lowest of three right?
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>>25960453
>>25960492

....You just HAD to give him an idea, didn't you?! NEVER, EVER, GIVE THE GM IDEAS.

....So yeah, about that "deal"...
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Ichigo may die, but his son will take vengeance on his enemies.
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>>25960493
It was made by Urahara, who is a perverted wizard. Don't make any assumptions like that.
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>>25960500
>>25960505
>>25960512
So if low=best, then we got 45 and 7.

If high=best, 72 and 55.
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Rolled 26, 30 = 56

>>25960589
and become a spirit detective
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Huh, you fail!

But I'm writing the next part, so wait a little

>BECAUSE IT'S NOW 6/17

>Peaceful Days Are Over
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>>25960620
>Huh, you fail!

FAIL AT WHAT?
OH GOD.
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>>25960589
Well it sets us up for Bleach Quest 2

>>25960620
>Huh, you fail!
What?
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>>25960620
Let's Survive.
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>>25960589
don't you mean, revengeance?
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>>25960620
...That's... good right?

As in 'fail to impregnate', instead of 'fail to not impregnate'?
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Fuck. We're not living through this next day are we?
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>>25960659
RULES OF NATURE
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>>25960615
His name shall be Inigo.
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Rolled 69, 5 = 74

>>25960582
And now we can not get an answer and move on with the quest until this bomb (if it has happened) gets dropped on us.

-cue Ichigo freak out and imagine himself doing the kind of shit his old man does and starts screaming.-
"Ichigo, why are you screaming?"
"I swear on my mother's grave that I will never wake the kid up with a corkscrew jump kick sneak attack!"
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>>25960666
Not with that attitude, Satan.
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>>25960660
The morning after pill is legal in japan with a doctor's prescription. Fortunately, we know where to find one of those.
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>we won't find out until one of the girls tells us she's late
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>>25960660
>As in 'fail to impregnate', instead of 'fail to not impregnate'?

Thats a good point! I'm much less worried now. I'm still really fucking worried.
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Rolled 12, 36 = 48

>>25960677
>>25960674
>>25960666
>>25960660
>>25960659
>>25960651
>>25960644
>>25960638
Gentlemen, it seems we must cut a deal. >>25960620
What will it take for no kids out of this coitus?
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>>25960638
Well, that seven was a good roll for us. That means that our options were 1 fail and 1 success or both the same. I think we just "won" by failing at both.
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>>25960690
>"I swear on my mother's grave that I will never wake the kid up with a corkscrew jump kick sneak attack!"
"But the how will our son be prepared to fight evil monsters?"
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>>25960699
It's Japan, the girl ALWAYS gets preggers
Every time.
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>>25960620
???

Wait, we didn't agree to take a deal right? I thought we down voted that?
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>>25960719
>Deal with the devil regarding children
Fuck you we will try to be best dad ever.
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>>25960719
Get thee behind me Satan. There will be no deal.
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>>25960719
Eh, pregnancy is a hilarious plot twist. RIDE THE LIGHTNING MOTHEFUCKER.
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>>25960719
NO
NO WE DO NOT
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Wait. Could Orihime use her bullshit hax reality warping powers to undo any potential pregnancy?
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>>25960733
... oh god we're fucked
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>>25960695
>The morning after pill is legal in japan with a doctor's prescription. Fortunately, we know where to find one of those.

Yeah but that's just... really awkward to even bring up.

Also, pretty sure our morning is preoccupied.
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Rolled 13

>>25960742
there are like 5 potential apocalypses that are going to attack us. DO you really want to raise kids now?
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>>25960757
Denial Abortions?
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>>25960764
>as if your pyscho dad will give it to us.
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"Hey dad, are you ready to be a grandpa? Cause if not, you better get some morning after pills"
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>>25960769
>Implying that isn't a reason to get someone we care for out of the fire.
And if not we could end up with a bullshitpowered revolver ocelot out of the deal.
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>>25960797
>inb4 he IS ready
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>>25960719

...Oh god, I just realised we could potentially be pulling a "One More Day"! I hadn't even thought about it when writing typing this: >>25960582
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>>25960719
No. There's a very good chance that orifice can time warp the pregnancy away anyway. (reverse the gestation to a very early stage and then lock it into stasis until the woman in question is interested in having the spawn or terminating the pregnancy).
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>>25960764
Two women entirely focused on owning as much of Ichigo as possible. Taking the morning after pill. yeahhh...
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>>25960757
Fool shinigami powers plus orihimes hoax powers meas Supreme being!

Also Taint the genepool
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Look at it this way.

If kids happen, then we can finally go through with our plan of robbing the yakuza blind using our spooky ghost powers in order to finance the most awesome childhood ever.
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>>25960758
Yes. in several senses
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>>25960769
Yes, have you seen the shit the guy from Nier did for his kid?
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>>25960815
Ok, whenever I slightly misspell "Orihime" (including lack of capitalization) it gets autocorrected to "orifice"... Kind of oddly applicable at the moment though.
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>>25960815
>orifice
Hahaha oh wow
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>>25960719
no deal. if we're lucky, Cos is messing with us. If not? we Kubo these kids beyond awesomeness
captcha:bees coolitt
guess who our first two are?
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>>25960849
....Left his daughter on her own for several fucking years?
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>>25960866
>>25960884
Oh god, that's hilarious.
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>>25960849
Best. Fucking. Father. Ever.
The japanese version just doesn't have the same impact when you're her brother.

so now we're just waiting to see what happened, are we?
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>>25960831
Yes let's do it cross please double knockup
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A suggestion for this archive's description: "Ichigo trains some more, confesses his feelings for two women, and scores! ...If you disregard the fact that he might've gotten one of them teen pregnant."
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>>25960931
Two wordy, not funny enough.
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>>25960931
ichigo stars on teen mom
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Rolled 16, 71 = 87

>>25960944
Ochii sensei runs health class while Ichigo skips.
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>>25960931
"In which Kurosaki Ichigo gets to be on MTV"
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>>25960931
Ichigo trains some more, confesses his feelings, and now we find out Winter isn't the only thing which is coming.
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>>25960931
How about 'Ichigo trains and then becomes the subject of an after school special'?
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>>25960931
"In which Ichigo Kurosaki takes a philosopher's advice."
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>BLEACH QUEST
>FADE TO BLACK
>Tuesday, June 17th

You wake up in the morning, sore and a bit tired. Momo and Orihime’s bodies wrapped around your own as you’re covered in a white sheet.

You enjoy the warmth for a bit before you remember today’s date. Shaking your girlfriends, that’s a new thing to think about, awake you look around the office. The smell of sweat and sex fills the air and you look at the ‘sheets’ you all used. Well, I’m sure Ishida won’t be that upset by the loss of some of his fabrics, right?

The three of you go off into the corner of the office that had been set aside as a shower area and shower before getting dressed. A thought occurs to you as you look at them. “This room was soundproofed, right?”

Momo and Orihime look at you with an expression of deer caught in the headlights and you let out a nervous gulp. Before you open the door though, Orihime puts her hand on yours.

“Ichigo… what are your plans for today?”

You stare at Momo and Orihime, who look at you nervously.

>I’m going to visit my mother’s grave
>I’m staying here with you both
>Depends on what the situation is outside
>write in
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>>25960931
"In which Ichigo rolls to impregnate and fights off an angry ex boyfriend."
>>
So the important question is this:
Are we going to be adding anyone else?

I'm kind of suspecting that Chizuru will end up getting in on this for the girl flesh.
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>>25960931
>HEY LETS GIVE AWAY THE PLOT
No, fuck you
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>>25960931
After the eclipses "and then OP calls for pregnancy rolls..." or something like that.
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>>25960983
Depends on the situation.
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>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside

We can't make a snap decision. Lets do some scouting and see if we can't get a phone call through to Dad before we decide on a course of action.
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>>25960983

I need to visit my mother's grave. You two can come too, I would like the support and company.

Hey cosgrove...what did we fail?
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>>25960983
I'm probably going to visit my mother's grave. I don't think dad will be able to stay away.
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>>25960983
"I'm not sure. Today is an important day for my family, it's the anniversary of my mother's death, and we usually visit the grave to pay our respects. But with everything going on, both between us three, and with the captain roaming the city, I'm not sure if I should go outside"
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>>25960983
>I’m going to visit my mother’s grave
would you two like to meet her? we'll probably run into the captain after or on the way
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Can Orihime reject refractory periods once she gets her powers?
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>>25960983
"I'd like to visit my mother's grave, but it might depend on the situation outside."
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>>25960983
"I'm going to visit my mother's grave. I've done it every year, and i wont let a little snow stop me. At least i've got some good news for her!"

Give them both a big dumb smile.
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>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside... I would like to visit my mother’s grave, if I got the chance to.
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>>25960983
>Well, I’m sure Ishida won’t be that upset by the loss of some of his fabrics, right?

>>25961034
An attempt to control our sides.

>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside
However, this is a very important day for my family. So probably
>I’m going to visit my mother’s grave
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>>25960983
[x] Depends on what the situation is outside... I would like to visit my mother’s grave, if I got the chance to.
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>>25961010
The answer is yes.
And I want that to be the answer to both questions.

but I swear to the Olympus Twelve, if Senna shows up, we all better be rolling to seduce. Or save. Same thing with Ichigo.
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>>25961010
I don't think so no, Orihime has a very unique perspective on such matters.

Also Hinamori still has some codependency issues that makes doing this kind of a bad idea.
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Rolled 1

>>25960983
Getting you two morning after pills.
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>>25960983

>Well, I was going to visit my mom's grave, but things are a bit iffy right now. Might just wind up staying with you both for now.

>...So glad the old man isn't here right now, otherwise he'd probably be giving me an earful about using protection...or celebrating his ass off about finally becoming a grandparent. Or both.
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Rolled 50, 45 = 95

>>25960983
"As much as I want to stay here all day..I...and I would if it were any other day, I need to get in touch with my dad to see how he's going to pull off visiting my mother's grave under present circumstances... and if he is, I'm going with him. If not..."

Sigh, stand, locate pants,

"Time to face the awkward of everyone who heard us...I almost wish that when I opened this door we were greatest by a hundred ninjas instead"

Put on pants, throw shirt over shoulder, apply good morning kisses. Wait for them to get decent, face the music.
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>>25960983
>Put our hand on top of hers
>Well first I'm going to have a small panic attack.
>Then I'm going to draw a blank on an excuse to tell everyone
>*hug them both*
>Then I'm going to...today's the 17th isn't it...
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>>25961067
This is cheesy and sweet. Seconding.
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>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside
but I'd like to visit my mother's grave. Its the anniversary of her death, and its a pretty entrenched family tradition.

>“This room was soundproofed, right?”
>Momo and Orihime look at you with an expression of deer caught in the headlights

OH NO
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>>25961130
>implying Orihime won't start deliberately trying to drag other girls in.
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>>25961139
Well done, you faggot.
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Anyone else think its hilarious that our attempts to get Momo to be more self sufficient by becoming friends with Hime ended up in a sexy 3 way relationship?
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>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside

Call the family (or have someone call them) and tell them to go ahead and visit the grave first.
Follow up with our own visit when they are done (so we don't lead Hitsugaya with Ichigo's reiatsu beacon into the family) then visit the grave solo.

If Hime and Momo insist on accompanying... well... we'll think about it if it comes to that.
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Rolled 12

>>25961139
OH GOD WHY
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>>25961139
Surprise! They were cyanide pills.
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>>25961139
MOTHER OF SHIT
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>>25961139
Banking those 1s.

Banking those 1s all day 'erry day.
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Rolled 9

>>25961139
Thanks, douche
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>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside
We have a plan, we should use it.
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>>25961168
We just have to roll stealth to escape without being noticed. We obviously will be and ergo removing the ones.
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>>25961151
>Ishida in slumped in a corner, a mysterious stain on his pants and what your sure are tears
>Chizuru is slouched over in a different corner, a pair of panties clutched in her hand
>Yoruichi is right outside the door with a massive grin
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>>25961150
>>25961067

>>25961141 here. Changing vote to these.
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>>25961033
>>25961047
Yeah this.

If our dad's going, so are we.
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>>25960983
>Depends on what the situation is outside
Get information on the current situation from anyone/everyone.
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>>25960983
Cosgrove if this is the last safe day; does that mean that Yoruichi sensed the barrier was going to start losing strength or what?
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What if during coitus Momo temporarily released a pulse of energy through the barrier?
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>>25961139
Why did you bother including an action we collectively intended not to take? Also, we are now effectively blind to the situation outside.
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>Put on hat and pull it over our eyes
>Shirtless with an unbuttoned shirt and some slacks
>Kick open the door for a dynamic entry
>Pause
>Ok so if we're not safe here any more I think we should disperse for a little... I'm going to visit my mothers grave.
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>>25961139
Let's put all of these rolls towards spirit sensing for spying friends. Come on and give me a consensus.
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Rolled 8

>>25961139
don't worry i got this shit.
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>>25961272
Oh fuck me.
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Rolled 5

>>25961297
nope
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>>25961227
We faded to black for the last safe day. This is the first unsafe day.
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>>25961293
Sure let's say that's it.
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Rolled 19

>>25961293
Spirit sense?

Sure

GUIDE THE DICE, KUBO-KEIKAKU!
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>>25961297
You ain't got shit. Go get the scrubbing bubbles.
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>17th
It's here.
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>>25961293
Spirit sense!
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How broken is the kid going to be?
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>>25961139
Wait. This counts as a troll roll, right?!

Captcha: gerMik Krit. No we don't want that Crit, captcha.
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Yes, clearly our very next roll is spirit sense
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>>25961315
based anon, you have done good this day.
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>>25961325
At least we can die a man.
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>>25961342
I really hope so.

I really really hope so.
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>>25961340
broken enough we could be nobles in SS
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>>25961391
>we could be nobles in SS
What's this 'could be'?

We're part of the Shiba clan.
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>>25961425

We can restore the Glory of the fallen house of Shiba! Restore honors, and standing! Even if we are a son of a branch family.
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>>25961425
And speaking of Shibas, we're still introducing Renji to Kukaku, right?
Because I like that idea.
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>>25961491
I'm not sure if they'd be best friends or bitter enemies, frankly...once we're friends with Renji anyway.
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>>25961491
>Not setting him up with Rukia
Shiba is for chad if he's down for being related by marriage.
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>>25961307

I'd say the girls would disagree that yesterday was very safe for their wombs
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>>25961516
>>25961520
>Renji
>Rukia
Something about this seems....wrong.

>Chad
>Kukaku
...don't know if brilliant or insane.
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So I wonder how much of a powerup Orihime is going to get out of this.

I mean, we know that our friend's powers are influenced directly by how much attention we give them, and we just gave her a LOT of "attention".

>>25961536
Carlos I will end you.
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>>25961520
>Implying that any force is powerful enough to dig Renji out of the friend zone
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>>25961574
>implying a great wingman cant do anything
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>>25961553
You'd deny a man his true love?
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Well regardless of what happens today I just have to say that participating in this quest you guys has been a blast. Props to you as well Cos.
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So, we all seem big on "get in touch with dad" & "see what/how we're getting to mom's grave?

Though this has just been fun today.
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>>25961562
... What if Hichigo jumped shit and is inside Hime's or Momos psychie now?
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>>25961616

He's in Momo, to get some sweet time with Homomo.
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>>25961595
If you're talking about Renji, I'd deny a man the pain of the friendzone.
Cuz that's where he is and always will be.

Rukia is a brocon and Shiba-sexual. Ichigo is an older brother, AND a Shiba. Renji is not.
Simple logic.
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>>25961616
I don't think he can do that without us knowing about it. ...He can't right?
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>>25961630
>He comes back
>Somehow teaches us her release

>>25961648
>>25961630
>>25961616
Shitfuck Enter Jizzen' right now
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>>25961630
D'aww.

Or squick, depending on the level of violence.
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>>25961665
>Jizzen
>Orifice
These typos...
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>>25961648
Sometimes the horse must decide what is best should his master become unconscious.
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>>25961665
Because he had plenty of practice with her release.
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>Depends on what the situation is outside
>I want to visit my mother’s grave
>See what dad’s doing


"I'm going to visit my mother's grave. I've done it every year, and i wont let a little snow stop me. At least I've got some good news for her!"

You give her a igant goody grin, that soften into a sad one. “At least, that’s what I’d like to say, but that depends on what the situation is outside. I need to get in touch with my dad to see how he's going to pull off visiting my mother's grave under present circumstances... and if he is, I'm going with him.”

Momo and Hinamori give you a nod as you open the door.

Outside… is a scene of carnage.

Furniture has been thrown everywhere and there’s several booze bottles laying across the ground as you spot Ichida asleep behind one.

Pinned to the ground is Chizuru.

And in the center of the room, looking unperturbed is Yoruichi. Kai is clutching to him, sobbing.

>Actions?
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>>25961616
>Hichigo in momo
>HMomo in us
>Orihime now has a hollow because she feels left out
> next week the three of them wake up in an abandoned house with discarded masks everywhere
>Single SS huddled in a corner whispering "the Horror" over and over again
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>>25961682
give chizuru a shit eating grin
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>>25961682
"I..what...what happened?"
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>>25961665
I think we already made her release last night.
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>>25961682
You can't type for shit today, Cosgrove

Also
>ignore the scene
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>>25961682
>Holy shit is she ok?
well we fucked up here that's for sure

>>25961687
>There are splatters of blood and white goo everywhere
>Deep burns and sashes all over the area
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>>25961682
We should keep our distance from Chizuru probably for the rest of...forever.
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>>25961682
Hug Kai.
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>>25961682
Turn to momo. "Please tell me you know some lesbians in soul society. Because we are a japanese manga, she's the only confirmed token lesbian around in the normal verse."
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>>25961682
To be clear, both Ishida and Chizuru have all their clothes on (or pajamas, whatever) right?
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>>25961682
"Now I KNOW you're more than just a fast, talking cat. The hell happened here?"
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>>25961682
Act nonchalant and ask Yoruichi if he knows what the situation is outside.
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>>25961682

>"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
>"...I HAD THE SEX!"

Why yes, I did blatantly steal from Purpleeyeswtf, how did you ever guess?
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>>25961682
>Pinned to the ground is Chizuru.

WHO BY?!
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>>25961682
I see I'm not the only one who got lucky. I always knew you were a fan of pussy Chizuru.

>also, implying Kisuke didn't sen Chizuru over here as a way to forcibly awaken her power and yoruichi went along with it for lulz.
>Emotional turmoil awakening powers.
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>>25961682
I'm feeling really bad for Kai right now. He's been a total bro so far and we've left him high and dry for past few days. So i vote we rescue his ass first thing.
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>>25961682

Ignore scene, talk to Yoruichi about how we can get in touch with the Shoten, we need to talk to Isshin...today is something important to me, him, and my sisters...and I don't think he is going to let the weather stop us.
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>>25961682
"So how was your night? Mine was pretty cool."
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>>25961734
She's the one that TOLD us to fuck her.
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>>25961682

"Well it looks like you four had a good time out here."

Shit eating grin. Then ask what happened
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>>25961717
No. We do not fucking taunt our friend who we just caused to snap by having a threesome with her long time crush in an adjacent room with tissue thin walls. Seriously, that's cruel.
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>>25961682
...Turn around.
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>>25961744
>yes
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>>25961682
"Sorry Kai, you saw the rehearsal but missed the performance."
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>>25961682
>Turn around to harem
>Share a look of panic
>Whisper to Yoruichi that if this place is no longer safe, we're going to try and visit our mothers grave
> Apologize
>Give these three some time to cool down
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>>25961797
No leering at the frustrated/restrained for the safety of all, hung over lesbian. Softly thank Yoruichi for doing damage control then get Momo on healing our friends (hangover away?).
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>>25961682

Who or what is pinning down Chizuru? Is it Ishida?
>>
I believe this to be somewhat appropriate for the quest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OpQVGICr1c
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Did Ishida get around to setting up that kitchen at some point last week? If so, start making breakfast. Scrambled eggs and bacon, the best cure for hangovers.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zti974UV9FE
>That feel when we where Number 1 last night
starting that fic after a quick shower and meal
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>>25961884
>small whisps of white energy, it looks like.
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>>25961804

This. Sure, she encouraged us to do the wild thing with Orihime, but that's no reason to taunt her with our deeds.
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>>25961926
yoruichi need kido to keep her down
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
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>>25961926
>She rampaged so hard she had to be restrained by magic

Holy shit
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>>25961907
Yeah least we could do.
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>>25961926
>>25961682
>Where we attacked?! Is Chizuru ok?!
>also sorry we thought the room was soundproofed
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>>25961907
>harem
>cooking
We're going Full Emiya.
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>>25961936
If anything, we need to vow to to hook her up, even if we need to scour three worlds to do so.
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>>25961925
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zti974UV9FE
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>>25961972
Nah, its only common courtesy to cook breakfast for people who were stuck in a room with nothing to do all night other than listen to you have sex.

Its the least we can do.
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>>25961907
I'll support this. It prevents Orihime from cooking (I'm pretty sure I remember that going not so good).
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>>25962008
>>25961925
>Dance/ boning mix
PERFECT

>>25962015
I wish my old roommate shared that belief.
We where watching TV then he just left and started fucking his girlfriend. His room was right behind the wall where the couch in the living room was.
Don't be a dick. Don't violate the brocode.

We can't play it off like nothing happened, but we can apologize and try to make things right.
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>>25962008
This is by far the best piece of bleach fan art I've ever seen. Bar none!

Saved.
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>>25961972
Yup complete with going with the UBW version where we end up in someone else's harem. In this case Orihime's.
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>>25962070
Oh god we're turning Ichigo into Shiro
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>>25962101
And this is a problem... How?
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>>25962090
Of course. Orihime's harem is everyone.
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>>25962101
>Oh god we're turning Ichigo into Rance
search your feelings, you know it to be true
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>>25962125
I don't think Rance is as selfsacrificing as we are.
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>>25962125
We just need 9s in all our stats.
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Check if Ichigo/Momo/Orihime has post-coital afterglow
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>Were we attacked?! Is Chizuru ok?!
>also, thought room was soundproofed, sorry.

You quickly ask Yoruichi, who gives a cat’s equivalent of a shrug. “No, just that Chizuru there decided to drink and as you all continued, grew into a drunken rampage of jealousy. She needs to learn to relax, like…”

Yoruichi shakes his head before gesturing towards the table. On it rests three bracelets. “Put those on. Kisuke and I prepared to keep them off your back today and those should, for a while, hide your spiritual pressure.”

He looks at you. “Go on ahead. Meet up with your family at your house and go visit your mother‘s grave. I’ll sort these three out and we’ll make our way to Kisuke’s. Follow your family and meet us there when you’re done.”

You look at the bracelets before starnig at Yoruichi. He and Urahara had done that for your family, huh?

>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.
>Shake your head. I’ll wait for you all
>Write in
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>>25962125
>>25962101
So long as our harem encompasses the best girls and everyone's cool with it, I don't care who we are.
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>>25962146
he is if women or his very few male friends are involved. when are we self-sacrificing?
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>>25961682
Before we do anything else,"barrow" Ishida's phone, transfer all the incriminating photos etc. to the memory card, swap that into our phone and move the files there. Then write him a message about keeping a hold of the incriminating evidence and thanking him for taking such nice pictures. Well cherish them always.
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>>25962197
In about five posts from now when we fight short-stuff.
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>>25962166
>>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.
>Nod and give thanks; it's probably a good idea to give these three some time apart from us right now.
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>>25962210
YES!
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>>25962166
>Give a nod of thanks

I'd prefer to wait for Ishida, but don't want to keep our family waiting.
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Pastebin guy there is new reference material necessary with our realization of Nasu. See pic.
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>>25962166
>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.

Well damn, how nice of them.
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>>25962166
>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.
"Tell the moron thanks for me. You've both done way more for us than you should have"
then ear scratch before we go
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>>25962166

Nod, ofthanks, lets go.

Get changed into nicer clothes at house...bring a bangle and two hilts with us just in case.

Not to actually use, mind you, just it never hurts to be prepared,
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>>25962166
the number of solids we owe keeps growing

I don't think the scales can be balanced anymore
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>>25962166
kneal down and tell Yoruichi how much that means to you.
And to pass on your thanks to hat and Clogs.

Then, give your new girlfriends a hug, >>25962210
this, and head out.

We can talk more about this captain on the way with our dad. We need whatever social edge we can get on him.
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>>25962262
Eh, we'll just have to wingman for her when she gets soi fon back.
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>>25962262
Nah, we can even out the scales completely by killing Aizen.
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>>25962210
Seconding.
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>>25962166
Get on hands and knees and thank Yoruichi for all of her help and say we'll do the same for Kisuke when we meet up later. The offer to help us if reinforcements show up is more than you could ever ask of them, and for whatever reasons they deem to help us we are forever grateful.
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>>25962166
>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.

"Yoruichi, you and Urahara have done way more for me than I deserve, thank you. If you were a human I'd hug you or shake your hand or something, but you're a cat, so can I give you a scratch behind the ears? Cats like that, right?"
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>>25962278
>>25962210
No lets give him a proper gift
Have Hime and Momo press there breasts together an snap a shot of it with his phone
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>>25962252
Urahara just made visiting mom's grave possible, I think he gets a pass on the teasing ("moron") for today.
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>>25962278
this sounds good, make sure Yoruichi knows we'll help them whenever they need it, no matter how big or small
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>Thank Catface and go see our family.
Don't forget to acknowledge Kai, though. He couldn't drink alcohol last night so he had to listen to it all.
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>>25962392
He got mad at us when we refused last time.
If anything he's just upset he didn't watch
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>>25962166
>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.
We so need to get Yoruichi catnip.
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Remember to pick up catnip on our way back as thanks to Yourichi.
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>>25962339
This, then give Kai a consoling pat on the head.
Or can we bring him along? We may need him if Ice Shota turns up and he's practically family anyway.
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>>25962339
This.

Just going for the ear-scratch didn't work before, so maybe asking permission will get us somewhere.
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>>25962438
Good point, ask if Kai would be easily to detect.
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>>25962438
Momo has the red glove.
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>>25962529
Oh right, nevermind.
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>>25962529
That would leave our body unprotected on the ground. Kai could take care of our family if shit hits the fan.
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>>25962585
You mean just like in canon with the anniversary of our mom's death?
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>Give a nod of thanks, go to meet your family with Orihime and Momo.
>Thank Yoruichi
>Nab phone memory

You walk up to Yoruichi and kneel down to speak to him face to face.

"Yoruichi, you and Urahara have done way more for me than I deserve, thank you. Tell Hat’n’clogs thanks for me. You've both done way more for us than you should have and I owe you both a lot.”

You bring up your hand and scratch behind Yoruichi’s ear, who allows it with a nod. You stand back up and, on the way towards the table, you stop by Ishida’s body and, after moving all the data onto its memory card, swipe it and replace it with your blank one.

Your work done, you walk over to the table and put a bracelet on, before grabbing the others and handing them to your girlfriends. As you make your way to the door, you grab Kai, after checking if it was okay with Yoruichi, and put him on your shoulder.

“Let’s go meet my family.”

>1

The three of you exit the house and, after a quick spirit sense, don’t sense anything. With a smile, you relax and walk hand-in-hand to your home with your girlfriends. You greet your family, hugging your sisters, and dodging your pops’s attacks.

You take a second to get changed into more appropriate attire and then you’re on the way to your mother’s grave getting needled and teased for your girlfriends by your father and Karin. The mood is cheerful, but there’s a somber tone, too.

Before you know it, you’re standing in front of your mother’s grave again.

Funnily, though it should be raining, like that day, the skies seem clear.

>say anything to your mother's grave?
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Finally figured out what the FULLKUBO(tm) fallout from those pregnancy roles would be. We knocked Momo up, not her gigai, actual Momo. When Aisen hightails it at the end of the SS arc, he grabs both Momo and Orihime and uses the latter to bring the former to term early, then hyper accelerate that child's growth while using his hypnosis ability to educate and control Minichigo. As a result, he has an uber captain level Shinigami-Quincy-Hollow hybrid on his payroll to stop us when we show up to get our women back.

Or maybe that isn't KUBO enough, since we now expect the possibility that we could have gotten incorporeal Momo pregnant?
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>>25962611
This time we're up against someone who is a bit tougher than Grand Fisher. We don't want to risk our body getting hit by collateral damage, do we?
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>>25962636
This has been an interesting past year, Mom.

A lot has happened.

I finally learned the truth about you and dad.

I promise I'll do my best to live up to your legacy
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>>25962636
>“Let’s go meet my family.”
>>1
>The three of you exit the house and, after a quick spirit sense, don’t sense anything. With a smile, you relax and walk hand-in-hand to your home with your girlfriends. You greet your family, hugging your sisters, and dodging your pops’s attacks.
>You take a second to get changed into more appropriate attire and then you’re on the way to your mother’s grave getting needled and teased for your girlfriends by your father and Karin. The mood is cheerful, but there’s a somber tone, too.


Oh FUCK.

This is nowhere NEAR bad enough for a Nat 1

We just got hypno-wanked by Aizen, didn't we?
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>>25962636
Tell dad that Ishida found mom's old diary,b tu we left it with him for safe keeping for now.
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>>25962717
We can't get kyoka suigetsu'd without us seeing him release his shikai.
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>>25962636
Mom, I may have gotten you double the grandkids. wat do?
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>>25962636
that 1.....

"This has been the craziest week of my life. You would never believe it, or maybe you would judging by your diary. Hope you don't mind I read through it, but I needed to know about quincies. I was killed, brought back to life, developed two split personalities within my soul, made some new friends, and now I have two girlfriends..."
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>>25962717
Probably.
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>>25962744
What does that look like again? I remember he faked a ritual, buts that's it.
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>>25962636
>1
Shit, we're getting tracked by the ice-shota, aren't we?

"Mom, it's been one weird ride this past month. I've finally learned the truth, and started to accept who and what I am. I'll do my best to make you proud."

Is it too early to introduce our girlfriends to mom?
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>>25962636
So, are we keeping the whole "multiple simultaneous devastating sexual partners" thing secret from the family, or did we tell them?

Anyway, inform mother that our life has gotten "interesting" lately, but we're making the most of it, although we're not sure if she'd approve of the whole double girlfriend thing.
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You know as soon as we turn around were going to be seeing Ice man right behind us.
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>>25962717
Its probably just someone following us and we failed at sensing them, meaning a confrontation is imminent.
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>>25962636
>"I'm sorry... as soon as I can... I'll come save you. Just like you saved me."

>Really wish we would have stepped into our inner world before this though just for the laughs
>Hichigo and Old man in swim trunks and bad hawaiian shirts on lawn chairs sunbathing
>"I told you man, Hollow girls are hella fre-"
>His head rises, peaking out from under his sunglasses before throwing up his hands
>"All hail the king baby!"
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>>25962636
Spirit sense motherfucker
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>>25962775
It's more a "Hi, my name is Azen, here is my release, sucks to be you."
we need to learn how to blind fight.
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>>25962636
"I know it's such a cliche to make an oath at the grave of a parent, but, given the circumstances, it feels appropriate.

I will find out whether that hollow was telling the truth. If he wasn't, I'll find whoever put him up to that and kick their ass. If he was, then I will find you, even if I have to turn Hueco Mundo upside down."
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Why don't we act completely surprised if Toshiro shows up, like we haven't spent the last week training specifically for taking him on?
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Someone link me the pastebin extras
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>>25962777
No talking about girlfriends if Hitsugaya is probably following us.
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>>25962814
Would spirit sense show up on their radar?
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>>25962826

We raise 6th sense, then when we fight Aizen, cut out our eyes and use the Heavenly Puppet technique so we're controlling our body with spirit powers. No senses for him to mess with then, right.
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>>25962806
>Ichigo's reply: "Idunno, I DID kinda feel like a stallion last night. HEYOOOO!"
Then they high-five while the Old Man totally ignores them.
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>>25962920
>"OOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! Damn dawg that's ill."
>Bankai unlocked
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>"Honsho, I promise you that I did not sleep with Orihime. In fact, I was UP ALL NIGHT!"
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>>25962856
Doesn't matter, they will find us. I just want to find them first so we don't get hit in the back.
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>>25962830
>Your father looks up
>Hey little Shiro... how about some privacy huh?
>He's right behind us
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>>25962636
>1

You know, there's another way this could go horribly wrong. Last night we accidentally started Orihime's hollowification process, before she can use her powers to overcome her hollow...
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>>25962829
"I'll find her, if I have to burn down all of Las Noches!"
>ominous latin chanting
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>>25962750
>>25962829

>So, some sort of combination of these two, then?
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>>25963005
Leave out the girlfriends part.
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>>25963005
Don't mention girlfriends.

Not sure she'd approve.
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>>25963005
Sounds good to me.

Though if Toshiro shows up, lets definitely not act surprised.
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>>25962966
Yeah, i'd think Shiro would be tactically shitting his ghost bricks when he sees his old Captain walking around with three kids.

Who Call Him Dad.
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>>25963005

No. Keep it informative, yet low key enough to make it seem like we're talking about normal stuff. Just because we can't sense someone doesn't mean they aren't around to listen in. Shadowrun mode is a go!
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>>25963005
Do not say anything that could be taken advantage of. We rolled a 1, someone might be eavesdropping.
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>>25963055
>>25963089
So something along the lines of >>25962698
?
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>>25963089
we don't know we rolled a 1.
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>>25963005
considering I posted the top link, yes
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>>25963089

You metagaming fuck
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>>25963005
Works for me!
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>>25963005
Leave out the incriminating bits, like direct mention of Quincies, Hueco Mundo, our Hollow, and double girlfriends.

Just because we don't think anyone is listening doesn't mean they aren't. Full Shadowrun mode engaged.
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>>25963132
Anyone listening either won't have a clue what we're talking about, or already know who we are.
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>how's this?

You walk up to the grave and set some flowers before offering a prayer. Once you finish, you take a moment to talk to your mother’s grave.

"This has been the craziest year of my life. You would never believe it, or maybe you would judging by your diary. Hope you don't mind I read through it, but I needed to know about our family‘s history. I almost lost my life countless times, it seems. But I’ve made a lot of new friends, too.”

You clench your fists and lower your head.

"I know it's such a cliche to make an oath at the grave of a parent, but, given the circumstances, it feels appropriate.

“I will find out whether that guy was telling the truth. If he wasn't, I'll find whoever put him up to that and kick their ass. If he was, then I will find you, even if I have to turn that place upside down."

When you finish, you stand there for a moment before turning around. As you walk away from the grave, you give a weak smile at your family and lovers before waiting as your sisters and then father make their prayers and talk to her grave.

Momo and Orihime stand at your sides, quiet. When it looks like you’ve all said your peace, Isshin gives you a soft grin and rubs his knuckles into your head. “C’mon, Ichigo. Let’s go to Kisuke’s.”

As you all move to leave, Orihime grabs your wrist. “My brother’s here, too, Ichigo. Can I take a moment to stop by his grave?”

She stares at you, silently pleading. Momo and your family remain quiet, waiting for your answer.

>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
>Its dangerous, can we do it another day?
>Write in
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Rolled 43

>>25963287
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
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>>25963287
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
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Fade to Black fic guy here
Postponed a bit. Haven't been able to really get cracking on it due to some relationship drama of my own. Hopefully it will be done by the end of the night, or failing that by next thread.
also due to how well it was implied it went portions need to be rewritten anyway
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>>25963287
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.

We foloow as body guards, though.


NEVER SPLIT UP THE PARTY
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>>25963287
Go hollow and head to Mexico.
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>>25963287

Sure, but do you mind if my family waits while we visit? I think we should all walk back together.
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>>25963287
It's stupid to let her go but this is Ichigo so I choose
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
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>>25963287
Well, at least we know for sure where HE is.
>Sure
But you know this will end badly, guys...
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>>25963287
>Write in

Ask the family if they mind waiting a little bit.

NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY.
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>>25963287
Sure. Orihime, we'll catch up with my family later.

-let the games begin
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>>25963287
>"Of corse I don't mind. Just try and be careful ok? We can't linger too long in the open..."
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>>25963287
>sure, we have a moment.

Be prepared to gently cut her off after a couple minutes.
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>>25963363
changing my vote to this.
We're smarter than that, we know splitting the party is an awful idea.
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Rolled 10

>>25963287
It's obvious bait, but we need to keep in character... so we all say yes and wait.
Then we all get ambushed naturally.

Rolling for 6th sense
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>>25963363
This.

Never split the party.
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>>25963397
Agreed. Let's keep the party together, and not visiting her brother's grave would be pretty much a dick move.
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Rolled 11

>>25963333
Hurray!
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>>25963287
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
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>>25963333
Nothing really implied high quality fucking. Maybe lesbro flipped her shit because she could tell by the sounds that we were messing up all night
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>>25963287
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
I know splitting the party is a bad idea but our family are basically non-combatants and i don't think Ice man is enough of a dick to take hostages.
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Rolled 6

>>25963530
Not high quality, but at the least somewhere in the range of average.
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>>25963287
>Sure, you’ll all catch up with your family.
Are we even allowed back to Urahara's?
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>>25963566
We were told to head there afterwards.
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>>25963566
Pretty sure we're invited.
>>25963556
Depending on how recovered he is, our dad is most def not a non-combatant.
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We are now on page ten.
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>>25963442
Not a dick move if you tell her that there might be a shinigami who's after us in karakura.
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>>25963603
Well shit.
Are we doing another quest tonight?

Also the fic will definitely not be done in time for this round.
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>>25963592
Yeah, i don't think we should bet on the chance that goat-chin has his powers back yet.
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>>25963606
but already there is overwhelming support to the action.
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>>25963606
pretty sure we did a week ago?
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>>25963556
Do you seriously think that once Ichigo, Momo and Hime are alone, he's just gonna stand there?
The more people there, the better.
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>>25963631
Also our sisters act as an effective deterrent.
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