>>25946060

You have 606 Hollow exp to spend!
Buy
>{----} - 500 xp -hollow
for the love of god.

We need every bit of power we can muster.

>>25946117
Multiple people have been arguing against Cero - we don't need it and high speed regeneration is *so* much better

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Look, it’s late. I’m tired, just copy the whiteboard, keep the racket down, and try not to die:


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


That's all for now, night night!

The last skill. Regen is too good.

>1337 out of 10,000

This made me laugh more than it should have.
Put the xp to regen.

>>25946125
But we can't get it NOW. Which is when it matters.

We won't unlock regen in time for it to be helpful, and we need to survive the immediate crisis.

>>25946060
Might want to post this thread on twitter, just in case anyone wasn't constantly refreshing the catalog.

>>25946060
Guys... guys the cover has me scared.

>dump 500xp into first Hollow ability, remaining into second

taking me a second, have the rest up in a sec

>>25946161
>WE NEED MOAR POWER NAO
No we don't. I don't expect to win a fight with Hitsugaya even with cero - and if we pull out a cero on him you can be goddamned sure he's gunna kill us over it.

If we do win a fight with cero - it will probably end up killing hitsugaya, which would be all around bad for momo.

>>25946161

... We have an entire day, we just skipped past the whole montage, mostly.

My idea was to do some last minute socializing, and then lock ourselves up for Hollow grinding for te rest of it.

Grind and grind hard until he's ready to kick open the door.

>>25946060
Put all 500 necessary to {----}

>>25946189
Hey Cosgrove, this is the thread where shit really hits the fan and you know will be at least two parts right?

>>25946215
>>25946184
No, don't please - cero is a bad idea at the moment and if we put our hollow XP towards high speed regeneration, we'd be at least half way there.

In fact I'm pretty sure its not even cero you're voting on - but bara

>>25946060
>{----} - 500 xp -hollow
500xp
>{---- ----- ------------} -1500xp - 205 towards-hollow
45xp

Moving on.

Sunday, June 8th
Yoruichi & Momo Training
Zangetsu Training
Friends Social

You decide to spend the morning training with Momo and Yoruichi. Though it was tiring, Yoruichi seemed impressed by your dedication to speed, offering you tips after you keep getting back up, despite being beaten. When that was done, you entered Jinzen, training with your hollow and the old man. With a combination of both’s help, you feel like you’ve progressed in your mastery of Zangetsu and your hollow powers some. Finally, sick of training, you spent time with your friends, playing card games and telling stories until you all drift off to sleep.

Monday, June 9th
AM Train with Ishida
PM Social with Chizuru

That morning, you trained with Ishida. He taught you about traditional Quincy beginner techniques while you tried to teach him about Blut. Not too much progress was made, overall, unfortunately. But you both did find out that that sword thing is dangerous as hell. That evening, you talked with Chizuru. She told you about herself and you told her about your past. The evening ends with Chizuru trying to throttle you for having girls fall for you with almost no effort on your part.

Tuesday, June 10th
AM Yoruichi and Momo (both training)
PM Zangetsu(s) (training)

You once again spent your morning with Yoruichi and Momo. As you continue to improve, Yoruichi’s comments become more teasing and he does his best to keep you both on your feet and embarrassed as he tried to claw your face off. In the aftenoon, you spend more time with Zangetsu. You don’t really understand he old man, but you think you’re getting to know him a bit better, even it its just a little bit.

Wednesday, June 11th
AM Ishida (training)
PM Ishida (training)

>>25946228
And that's fine because Bara is the tits.

>>25946193
Actually yeah, not really sure if cero is especially useful, since it might cross the line.

And if sword lasers can't do the job, mouth lasers are unlikely too either.

>>25946189
Wait, once purchased are the locked Hollow Powers just folded into the generic "Hollow Powers" upgrade item? Can we upgrade each skill individually

>>25946060
Does having a level half or nearly finished make a difference? Or do we have to completely finish a level to have it effect anything?
Also, I vote for putting the hollow xp towards High Speed Regeneration because we don't want to use cero against a shinigami right now and regen is ridiculously good for if we get hurt.

>>25946237
Wednesday, June 11th
AM Ishida (training)
PM Ishida (training)

You and Ishida spend the whole day working on your basics and his Blut. Most of the morning seems hopeless, but by the afternoon you think you might’ve figured out how the bow works. Maybe. Near the end of the day, by trying to mimic your bad descriptions and getting hit a lot, Ishida finally cracks Blut vene.

Thursday, June 12th
AM Ishida (training)
PM Ishida and Kai (Social)

With the basics out of the way, Ishida fights you hand to hand. Seems like he’s picking up blut pretty fast, making him able to take a hit quite well, as your fist can attest. When you wrap up, you and Ishida spend time talking as Kai joins in the conversation. Somehow, you all come upon the subjects of your own personal philosophies, wrapped in tragic pasts. Ishida promises that he will come whenever you need help.

Friday, June 13th
AM Zangetsu (training)
PM Friend get together (social)

You spend the morning training with Zangetsu and make a really big breakthrough with your hollow. In the evening, you and your friends take the night off from training and spend the time socializing. Ishida actually joins in for once, looking somewhat comfortable with being part of the group, now.

Saturday, June 14th
AM Chizuru and Orihime (Training)
PM Momo (Training)

In the morning, you spar with Orihime and Chizuru to see how they can fight. To your surprise, you find that they can easily keep up with your human body and they can also, through teamwork, hold their own against you when you’re in shinigami form. In the evening, to see how you’ve grown, you challenge Momo again. You spend the evening in a match, using your masks. Though she wins, you force her to release her shikai, Tobiume. it’s a sword with two jutte-like prongs on the blade with fire abilities. Momo compliments you on how much you’ve grown in a week.

>>25946228
If it was bara that would be FUCKING AMAZING.

Cero is strong but slow, you have to set it up to use it properly. Bara is just rapid-fire energy blast death, even if its not as strong.

Which is why its probably Cero.

>>25946271
Sunday, June 15th
AM Group Training Session (training)
PM Group Training Session (training, end in social)

You all spend the last day you’re all sure you’re safe doing a large group mock combat, to simulate how things would be if Soul Society calls in backup. You split into different teams after each match before trying again. Eventually, as it turns into the afternoon, you all call it a day and spend the evening recovering and relaxing. Momo looks at ease with the group and you can see no form of hesitance or anger in Ishida’s eyes for once.

>Monday, June 16th
>Tomorrow is June 17th

You awaken in the morning, Orihime and Momo next to you, their arms pinning you down. As you wake up, you notice that the two of them aren’t asleep. They’re just pretending.

Ishida and Chizuru are discussing things while Yoruichi watches you, his tail swishing and a Cheshire grin on his face.

>actions?

Okay, that picture of Tai holding the computer in the banner up there?
That's me when I saw the new cover.
Fuck me, we're fucked, aren't we.

I WOULD advocate putting our points toward regen, but we're going to get slaughtered and we don't have the points required to get it. So I dunno.

>>25946240
>Pull full hollow powers against a shinigami captain while expecting not to win anyways simply because people are being powerfags.

Yeah, great idea - all captains know what cero look like, they might be able to accept ichigo having a wierd reiatsu and some strange powers, but pulling out hollow powers against them when they have *no reason to make nice with us* will get us killed.

Put hollow XP towards high-speed-regen

>>25946218
yup

>>25946060

Put the xp into Cero.

We dont need regen if we have blut and are invincible.

>>25946285
We're only going to get slaughtered if we go full Shirou and try and take on the captain who has no reason to care about us solo.

Otherwise, yeah we'll probably still lose, but it'll be a close thing.

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>>25946285
>cover guy here
You rike it?

>>25946271
>Ishida promises he will come whenever you need help
Looks like we beat his loyalty mission. Hell to the ya.

Cosgrove reading these made me smile pretty hard... but now I must slumber.

>>25946327
Blut only *slows* bleeding. regeneration does stuff like - prevents death, regrows limbs and other amazing things.

Cero is retarded in the current situation.

I'm just going to say it right now: we need to TRY diplomacy.

Odds are good that diplomacy will not work. We might have to deal with things regardless.

I will however say this: Hitsugaya KNOWS he's out of our weight class, and he's a decent person. Even if negotiations fail, he'll at the very least not sucker-punch us while we try to explain.

Will it work? No idea. It might work against him and someone else will crash the party so fighting happens anyway.

Here's the clincher though: in the end, it will come out that we tried diplomacy. Which WILL reflect better on us in the long term.

Even if he IMMEDIATELY attacks us after we approach him (relatively) nicely, the record will show we didn't initiate hostilities.

Plus, there IS the admittedly tiny chance hat he will actually listen to us and be willing to talk when he sees Momo is alive.

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>24 hours remain
It's time.

>>25946060
To be honest, I kind of want to put the xp into Hollow rank 2.

That'd get it over halfway there, and I'd like to see what we get as a result.

>>25946363
Well yeah, it's important that we try.

>>25946283
>whispering because we can pretend too:
>Oh hey, what's up Yoruichi?

>Blut massively reduces the damage we take.
>High Speed Regen makes us heal fast enough to use in combat.

.... Can.... Can we stack those?

Because HOLY SHIT, that's some potential. We might not even have to dodge anything if that's as potent a combo as it looks.

>>25946060
>Today Is The Time For Farewell
Oh shit Momo's gonna die. And there will be a Japanese children's song in the background.

>>25946409
And then soul society sends soi fon after us

Why do people think high speed regen is so great with the upcoming scenario at hand?

>>25946308
Who says I'm not expecting to win? With all the progress we made I'm actually feeling pretty confident.

>>25946423
It's not since we won't have it; but it's a broken ass OP power that will pretty much make us invincible when we unlock it.

>>25946283
Enjoy the moment before asking what's up with Yoruichi. He's been smiling like that all week.

>>25946409
>Get hierro too
>Do what Aizen did to stop Soi Fon's shikai
>Proceed to tank everything

>>25946409
Combine that with
>enough spiritual pressure means we can't be cut by those weaker than us
and we will LITERALLY be invincible.
But that's a long shot.

>>25946398
seconding this because it's funny, and we need more of that before the snowstorm that will leave us cold and alone.

>>25946420
Or Kira.

>>25946457
>implying Hierro isn't the Hollows trying to adapt to quincies and using their own techniques against them.

>>25946283
Thank Yoruichi for training us, but ask why he decided to come.

>>25946453
Toushiro holds back a lot - the second a 'shinigami' shoots a cero he's going to get a limiter release and bankai us.

>So, {----} or {---- ----- ------------} or what?

>>25946283
Using telepathy, politely ask Kai to place our hat upon our head. Then just hold the two women pinning us for a minute or two before gently squeezing both and excusing our self to get breakfast. Return with junk food and proceed to have breakfast in bed. Make small talk.

>>25946453
>It's not since we won't have it; but it's a broken ass OP power that will pretty much make us invincible when we unlock it.

To be honest, that's why I kind of feel like we shouldn't be able to get it so soon.

Like either the 'high speed' is very relative, or it's broken enough that it should have been bumped up to level three.

I'd prefer to delay being literally unstoppable for as long as possible.

>>25946505
>{---- ----- ------------}

>>25946505
"Or what."
Let's put our points into "or what."

No, let's go with the first one, and put the remainder into the second.

>>25946453
I'ts not all that great.

>While this ability to regenerate is indeed powerful, it is not without its flaws. Despite the extent to which it can heal the body, internal organs such as the brain cannot be regenerated; if such irreparable damage is sustained, the rest of the body can continue to regenerate, though to no avail.[1][4] In addition, if the body is damaged before it has the chance to heal, or if enough damage is inflicted at once, it can be destroyed nonetheless.

>>25946505
>{---- ----- ------------}
Is my preference.

>>25946505
>{---- ----- ------------}

Fuck it, I'll change my mind. Maybe we'll get lucky and sneak enough XP to buy it before the shit hits the fan.

>>25946505
{---- ----- ------------}

Please ignore cerosexuals, they are wrong.

>>25946505
{---- ----- ------------}
Maybe while fighting Toshiro we can level it and make him freak out when we regen our arm that he just cut off. And then Number One starts playing.

>>25946505
>{----}

>don't alienate the potential ally with EVUL POWARZ
>nuh-uh, we gunna win anyways!!
...and then?
We gotta wank our speed and resistance.
Shiro would probably block blasts anyways.

>>25946553
It helps for combating the endless "cut off sword arm" faggotry everyone seems to have a miles-high boner for.

>>25946505
>{---- ----- ------------} please

>>25946553
In the other bleach quest, an additional downside would be that it's very taxing, reiatsu wise.

We might want to Spirit Sense...

my vote is for {----}. Besides high speed regen is easily recognized as a hollow power to.

>>25946505
>{---- ----- ------------}
Please.

>>25946682
And cero/bara isn't? We can just claim regeneration as a zanpaktou power

>>25946682
What? High Speed Regeneration is no where near as common as a cero.

>>25946711
>We can just claim regeneration as a zanpaktou power

The best part is that we're technically correct.

>>25946519
you and me both.

Modified Repost:
Cosgrove: We all know it's coming... the cover says it, the title says it, the archive description says it, and a ton of the threads have... What we need here on this "final day" is what every TV show and movie does... set us up for the fall, tug at our heartstrings and play at our emotions. Then when this mythological beast called a Captain shows up, only do so when the tension is just right and even then play it out like he's some sort of demonic monster to us. A force of nature. Play him up HARD. Hell treat him like RE3's Nemesis... Make us feel fear.

>>25946731
And that's the best kind of correct

Rolled 20

Either one is only going to be usable in mask form anyways. Which is already a giveaway.

Going for cero.

>>25946717
I think it's the opposite?

Only Menos know cero, while basic hollows have regeneration.

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>Whisper to Yoruichi and Kai

You look over at Kai. “Pssst, Kai. Kai!”

The modsoul looks over at you. “What?”

“Hat!”

He rolls his eyes as he put the hat on your head before wandering off. With a grin you look over at Yoruichi, talking in the same whisper. “What’s up Yoruichi?”

He sits there staring at you, grin on his face, not answering. Then, surprisingly, you feel your rear get groped. From both sides. As your eyes widen in shock, Orihime and Momo quickly give you a peck on each cheek before they stand up, their faces flushed with pleased smiles as Yoruichi laughs. The three of them then go off to the office, the door shutting with a ‘thud.’

You look over at the amused Chizuru and Ishida. Ishida seems to be following your every move with his phone, a shit-eating grin on his face as he then presses a button and pockets the phone.

Looking at you with the absolute expression of professionalism, he gestures towards a chair. “Kurosaki, please sit. Get something to eat. What do you plan to do today?”

>Plans for the day?

>so it is now {---- ----- ------------} -1500xp - 811 towards-hollow

>>25946748
AND SO IT SHALL BE
THE FIRST TWENTY OF THREAD TWENTY DEMANDS CERO

>>25946748
And not the rolls begin to undue this thing. Going to nap to avoid the frustration inevitable coming this way.

>>25946731
As we could claim with all Hollow abilities.

Hell we could pull our mask and maybe fake him out for a split second that it's our Shikai with a command like "Henshin Caballo Blanco!" and then we play stupid if he questions us because technically this IS part of our Shinigami powerset.

>>25946777
Nah that wouldn't work, he could sense our reiatsu change to that of a hollow.

>>25946756
I plan on seeing what happened in the beginning of that video file, right now. Knowledge is Power my friend.

Rolled 11

>>25946777
Eh, not worth it imo.

>>25946756
The image of plushy Godzilla placing a hat on Ichigo's head will never stop amusing me. Sorry if you're sick of it guys.

>>25946734
>Hisagi beat a captain.
>Toshiro probably has 20% of his power
>Momo and Ichigo are likely high-lieutenant with
hollow powers
I think we will be okay if it's just Toshiro

>>25946756
Well, if that's how it is, we ought to level up our hollow more. We're good with everything, but if we're skipping out on cero for HSR, then we better earn it quick.

>>25946756
Godamnit Ishida
>Momo and Hime getting along this well
All is going according to plan
great start to what will end up a terrible day

"Well since we're stuck in here until further notice... You guys want to sit around, maybe tell some stories or watch a movie? Figure we could use a little break after all that training."

>>25946803
Hisagi shuuhei has his bankai - albeit in a very limited and unstable form that's only really usable when he's a few inches from death anyways.

>>25946803

That's before we count Ishida in. Ishida can keep up with us in hand to hand and can use Blut now.

How far along did we get with the Quincy reishi manipulation? Can we go full recursion yet?

>>25946756
"Chizuru, what the hell just happened? No, ok, obviously I know what just happened, but what does it mean?"

We need to get this out of our system before the training commences.

>>25946821
I don't know, I'd kind of like to finish off Quincy somehow.

>>25946841
Not for a long time, if ever.

Because that shit is broken as hell.

>>25946413
Itsumademo taeru koto naku
Tomodachi de iyou
Asu no hi wa yume mite
Kibou no michi wo

Sora wo tobu tori no you ni
Jiyuu ni ikiru
Kyou no hi wa sayounara
Mata au hi made

Kyou no hi wa sayounara
Mata au hi made

Shinjiau yorokobi wo
Taisetsu ni shiyou
Kyou no hi wa sayounara
Mata au hi made

Mata au hi made

>>25946756
"So, Uryuu, buddy, what do I have to do to get you to delete that video and/or pictures?"

>>25946827
Tousen had hollow powers, while Toshiro has a limiter and a currently below average bankai

>>25946756
"I guess the only thing I can do is make myself as ready as I can be."

>>25946756
Did we just get tag-team group-molested by the moeblobs?

>>25946777
>"Henshin Caballo Blanco!"
Once we grab a badge, we're wearing it on our belt.
I'll fight for that.

>>25946880
That is the assumption, yes.

>>25946850
Quincy can wait- we have a skill we can gain right here in front of us, and we should do our best to get those remaining points if at all possible.

Also because I don't want us getting frostbite.

>>25946880
And hisagi said expressly - if tousen hadn't been distracted by his newfound eyesight, he never would have managed to kill him.

>>25946832
Wait, is Ishida of on his way to brokenly overpowered for the opening of the SS arc?

>>25946803
The key is, after diplomacy fails, to keep hitting him and never ever stop.

Don't allow him to get any distance, don't give him time to use kidou or activate his bankai.

Sure if he uses his shikai, your instinct will be to retreat from the ice dragon, but that's exactly what he wants you to do.

>>25946892
You have my sword.
...Boot...
whatever

>>25946893
Yeah, I know it isn't guaranteed and knowing our luck he probably doesn't have it or can release it instantaneously.

>>25946756

"..... Alright, are you planning to blackmail me or something?"

"Not sure I'm in a position to stop you, I'd just like to be aware of that in advance."

>>25946832
>>25946756
>>25946283
It was SO worth spending two says in a row with him.

>>25946798
>>25946791
I don't know in the show no one seemed to be able to sense any hollow in the vizords reiatsu from my memory, so it might actually buy us a little time.

>>25946756
>Try to hide our obvious boner under the table
>I was thinking I'd meditate with Zangetsu for a little while longer... keep my mind focused. I sense somethings coming... And tomorrow's the anniversary.

>>25946756
"Honestly? No idea. I need to come up with some way to beat this guy without any of us getting killed, but I'm shit with plans. Any last-second advice?"

>>25946893
>That is the assumption, yes.

...I bet Aizen is responsible for this.

>>25946955
>>25946956
These are good. Shows Ichigo has confidence in being able to win, but not without casualties if he doesn't have a plan. Also, jinzen for advice and hollow training/xp

>>25946756
"Ahahaha, hahahahah, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Erm, I mean, I was thinking of having a strategy session to figure out what to do about Ice Boy. All the training in the world won't help if we just run off half-baked, ya know?"

>>25946756

"My plan is to get a plan. Currently my plan for when I have to deal with the Captain out there is to ask him to please not kill us. Granted, I have several convincing and solid arguments for that but...."

"If he's not reasonable, my plan 'b' is basically get my ass handed to me, since I don't think I can take a Captain yet. Unless I come up with something clever, but right now the best I've got is 'hit him until he stops being a problem'."

"I'm surprisingly terrible at combat related plans, actually."

>>25946892
>>25946777
Trips have spoken.

Also it is 303 and that means it is bed for this East Coast guy... I really REALLY don't want to do this, but I've got obligations at work. Hope you guys have a blast and I can come back to a balls out crazy ass thread. That said I'll leave you with two things:

A Number One battle mix should we ever be lucky enough to trigger any sort of "getting real" moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUw7aiU50ko

General theme music for this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWclabjS7c
captures the feeling of sorrow, hopelessness, fear, and loss quite well

>>25947055
Why are you acting like Ichigo plans on taking on the littlest snowman by himself?

I'm pretty sure we got lectured against doing that on like three separate occasions.

So, this quest got me to actually start watching Bleach, and is it just me or is Yachiru simultaneously endearing and yet REALLY FUCKING CREEPY?

>>25946717
Literally almost every hollow has it. It is only lost when they become Arrancar for more power.
>>25946711
Bala isn't, that is strictly for Arrancar. And considering even Unohana's Zanpaktou can't regen that quickly I'd doubt they would buy that BS.

>>25947041
>>25947010

Seconding HARDCORE STRATEGY TIME.

Our only real advantage is that Captain Snow-globe doesn't know what our capabilities are. We should figure out ways to utilize that fact and take him by surprise if it comes to a fight.

>>25947097
I can't speak for everyone but it might just be you

>>25947097
I personally just find her annoying.

This is (hopefully) going to be an amazing read in the morning.

No matter what happens, it's been an honor rolling with you all...

>>25947097
It's just you.

>>25947081

.... I'm not?

Seriously, we KNOW we aren't Captain level. I figured 'have the others standing by to engage' was going to be step one in any serious plan.

I didn't mean to make it sound like we were going in alone come hell or high water.

Well, I think I'm going to turn in too.
As for now, talk strategy with everyone, ask about their powers and how strong they are and if they could help.
Teamwork is the key to winning here.

On an unrelated note, ny god Cosgrove, you go through threads so quickly I can't even make an up to date Ebook!

>>25947055

>ask him to please not kill us
>my plan 'b' is basically get my ass handed to me

Heh. Manages to be the funny kind of grim.

Not sure it's completely IC though.

>>25946060
>that fucking ominous OP picture
oh god we gonna get raped ain't we?

>>25947041
Supporting strategy time + crazed laughter at what just happened.

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>talk with Ishida and Chizuru

You look over at Chizuru, a confused expression on your face as Ishida quickly slips back out his phone.

"Chizuru, what the hell just happened? No, ok, obviously I know what just happened, but what does it mean?"

Chizuru stares at you. Really stares at you. A long, bitter stare. Her pupils narrow to pinpricks at you as she raises her hands and stands up, Ishida’s phone trailing her every action. She walks up to you, breathing heavily.

“…..Yyouu….. /DENSE/ MOTHERFUCKER!”

She grabs you by the shoulders. “What is it about you and your idiotic ways that you don’t fucking get it?! For God’s sake, man! They want you! GAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!”

She shakes you rapidly as she screams before letting go of you and walking over to a bag and pullnig out a bottle of alcohol, which she opens and takes a drink from. “Look at this, Ichigo! You’re driven me to drink!”

She sits down, giving you a dirty look. “I swear, Ichigo, that I will go to Urahara if I have to deal with this gloating dumbass shit again. Either fuck them… or let them down! One more time, Ichigo. ONE. MORE. TIME. And I’ll have Urahara make you a girl so that I can break you down and make you my /bitch!/”

She lets out a long sigh as she then perks up. “Got it?”

You nod rapidly as you turn to Ishida, his phone vanished as he notices your attention on him.

"So, Uryuu, buddy, what do I have to do to get you to delete that video and/or pictures?"

He gives you a grin. “I don’t think you have enough to make me give this up. Ever.”

You let out a groan and sit down, trying to change topics.

>>25947126
Yeah, we need every cheap shot possible.

Like maybe starting off holding back, and when he lets his guard down, do a blut arterie blitz rush?

>>25947285
"About my plans for today, though? Honestly? No idea. I need to come up with some way to beat this guy without any of us getting killed, but…”

You shrug helplessly. “I’m pretty shit with plans. Any last-second advice?"

Ishida shrugs and Chizuru chugs.

“Maybe you should ask the cat. He seems like he might know something.”

You look at the shut door, its form now suddenly ominous.

>go knock on the door
>do something else
>…maybe later
>write in

>>25947223
You're right IC would have us using ourselves as a distraction while the others escape and trying to convince Shiro not to kill us while having duel to the death with him. It would also lead to us dreaming of a dojo filled with tigers.

I'm pretty sure Ice man wont kill us. He will probably beat us within an inch of our life instead.

>>25947285
Cosgrove...

Did you just take a page out of AzureEarth's book and make Chizuru a Berserker?

>>25947299
That's canon Ichigo.

This version got lessons about honesty and teamwork drilled into his skull.

>>25947300
He might try and sever our soul sleep or whatever, like Byakuya did, and I'm not sure if Orihime can reject that yet, or whether our shinigami powers also being our hollow powers might give an immunity.

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>>25947285
>I’ll have Urahara make you a girl so that I can break you down and make you my /bitch!/
>>25947292
>go knock on the door

>>25947285
>And I’ll have Urahara make you a girl so that I can break you down and make you my /bitch!/”
We should go with this plan.

>>25947292
...I'm gonna check in with Zangetsu
And also Zangetsu.

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>>25947285

>>25947292
>…maybe later

Look at that door with mix of fear and awe... but no... now is not the time. As for what to do... not a clue.

>>25947292
>>do something else
just open the door and walk on in

>>25947285
Damn, I wanted to retort with something like "Sounds hot. Too bad I'm already taken, as you can see" with a shit eating grin. Because driving Chizuru insane is great fun.

Hey wait a minute as I recall the friend's abilities first manifested in a high stress situation while in life or death circumstances. Please tell me we don't wind up with Orihime Tsubaki'ing Shiro to death.

>>25947375
Tsubaki works based on her killing intent.

And Orihime is barely better than Kon in that area.

So if it does happen, it'll be over either our or Hinamori's dead bodies.

>>25947375
Meant to say circumstances involving life or death stakes and high amounts of spiritual pressure being flung around.

>>25947292
>go knock on the door

>>25947408
>And Orihime is barely better than Kon in that area.
Pretty sure if he manages to fuck us up, and admittedly I'm talking "Ichigo's first go against Kenpachi" level fuck us up, she MIGHT get pissed enough to wanna see the white haired bastard fucking DIE. Or she might not. Who knows?

>>25947285
>Chizuru trying to make us pick /one/ person in during a stressful time spent preparing to survive.
Damn. We really don't have time for this.
Go into jinzen and start training.

>>25947292
>knock on the door

Have to face our fears eventually.

>>25947320
how do you mean?

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I'm gonna go with
>...maybe later
Let's talk with Zangetsu. And Zangetsu.

>>25947443
...I... I actually don't think she is, at this point.

>>25947473
Seconded.

>go knock on the door
We've conquered every obstacle except this one. Lets do this.

>>25947443
Actually... I think she was advocating for picking BOTH. She just told us to fuck "them", not to pick one. Given that, and their synchronized behavior just now... I think we're the only one who HASN'T come to terms with hot 3-way action.

>>25947353
>>25947361
>>25947443
>>25947473
>>25947489
Yeah might as well.

Yes Ichigo for now ignore your romantic woes and just focus on making your huge oversized sword happy.

>>25947509
Oh, I didn't really notice that. But wait?! What if we
want more or if we want a different waifu?

>>25947509
On the one hand, it might not be a good idea to promote Hinamori's positive psychological development in the long run. Also if Hitsugaya finds out, he will probably murder us to death.

On the other, it might serve as a great motivator, since we'll all learn that being alive is awesome.

>>25947470
I think he means that she is scary and will kill us.

>>25947531
>What if we
>want more or if we want a different waifu?
I ask of you: Do you like boats?

>>25947292
>go knock on the door
we don't want to die to Chizuru

>>25947470
>drinking
>rage
>mystery box powers
>no obvious weapon

sounds berserkerish to me

>>25947531
Based solely of what just happened and their personalities-

I don't think they'd overly mind in the end.

>>25947531
>More
I'm just going to face the music and say that Tatsuki and Rukia are locked in for bros.

It's a high price, but worth all the fun bullshit this quest has to offer.

>>25947531
Well have you read Not Quite as Planned. Among other things it has a scene where Hado #1 (which is just a wave of force) is applied directly to a male opponent's nether regions. Now picture that happening with say #4

>>25947531
we continue to add to the harem of course. We just have to make sure the other women are alright with it, and that we rub it in Chizuru's face

>>25947292
I wonder if Yoruichi is going to show us her terrifyingly attractive true form.

...What if she's going to hold us down?

>>25947531
Just mentally add this to our list of skills:

>The Harem Must Grow, B rank.
The ability to seduce any single woman of compatible orientation, regardless of any other circumstances. At this rank, current sexual partners will no longer regard "new" partners as romantic threats, though personality conflicts may still occur. This skill sometimes activates passively, regardless of the will of the user.

>>25947602
Lets knock on that door and find out.

>>25947576
If we start, do you think we can stop? Do you know
how much time having a harem would take up?
Also, I honestly think getting involved with either
of them would be extremely boring.

>go knock on the door.

You swallow and get up, approaching the door. You think about just opening it, but god knows what’s going on behind it. You lift up a hand and rap you knuckles against the door. Once. Twice. Three times.

There’s a pause before Orihime cracks the door, looking at you through it.

“What is it, Ichigo?”

You scratch the back of your head. “Yeah, I kinda need to talk to Yoruichi.”

Orihime’s eyes widen in panic. “Yoruichi is busy right now! Bye!”

She slams the door shut and you hear a locking noise.

Well… fuck.


>knock again
>Yell that its important
>bribe them to open up
>do something else
>write in

Also
Wait.
>chizuru already started drinking without Rangiku, Yoruichi or Kukaku (sp?) influencing her
IT ONLY GOES DOWN FROM HERE.
Also, I guess Chizuru's skill is channelling every frustrated wingman past, present and future. One could say she's the Brocode Avatar.

>>25947626
well, harem management beats getting stabbed by supervillians like how Ichigo usually spends his time. And for the boring, there's only one way to prove you wrong or right, which is to jump in head first with no way of turning around

>>25947666
...You can't full me Satan, I know better than to knock again.

Let's deal with Zangetsu.

>>25947666
"Whoever opens the door gets a kiss!"

>>25947666
door, meet foot

>>25947696
seconding, but kiss the other one because they will give us a sad face

>>25947666
>knock again
"I'm not going away!"

>>25947685
This.
>>25947696
No. Not even close to in character.

>>25947666
>Orihime’s eyes widen in panic. “Yoruichi is busy right now! Bye!”

Ichigo has a sudden realization.

Yoruichi is in her true form. Just inside that room. He could finally find out what the bastard cat really looks like.

He thinks about trying to force entry, but then a better plan emerges. He can just fuck the information out of Momo and Orihime later.

>do something else
>Talk to the Zangetsus

>>25947666
NO! BAD MIND! DON'T GO THERE! BAD!

>>25947696
Yourichi transforms and shunpos up to door before Orihime or Momo can get it.

>>25947685
this.

I almost forgot a critical tactic in fighting Hitsugaya.

Make him feel as ashamed and guilty about this as possible.

Like whether he's winning or losing, it is crucial that he feels like a total shithead for bringing in his oldest and closest friend to her probable execution, for something that clearly was out of her control.

>>25947728
It's in character because we don't want Honsho rape

>>25947738
>implying this isn't the best possible outcome
Delicious Brown Goddess>Homo=Momo=CompetentHime

>>25947666
>Orihime panics
>can't show us Yoruichi
>shuts door
GUYS I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE

Also, I'm rewatching fight scenes-
I can't be the only one who thinks Chad is a JoJo, am I?
>That square, chiselled face
>that musculature
>that quirky personality
>that utter BRO-ness
>that I PUNCH THINGS SO HARD THEY DIE TO DEATH power
He's obviously from a completely different series altogether!

>>25947773
I think he means Yourichi goes back into cat mode

>>25947769
If she actually tried doing it, I would vote to kill her.
Fucking lesbitch, we've /known/ Orihime and Hinamori for less than two weeks and she can't fucking wait. Christ, she must be really jealous.

>>25947696
this, and also
"and if nobody opens the door, no more using me as a body pillow!"

>>25947796
A cat is fine too.

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>>25947666
>do something else

Zangetsu time.

Let the girls do whatever secret thing they're doing with the kitty.

We'll pound the information out of them later.

>>25947816
No anon, a cat is not fine.

>>25947769
>we don't want Honsho rape
What you mean 'we', white man?

>>25947825
this

>>25947790
>that I PUNCH THINGS SO HARD THEY DIE TO DEATH power

God damn it, my sides just got repaired

>>25947810
seconding

>>25947825
>You can't just satisfy your sexual desires with your cat!
Says who?

I must know whats going on inside. Find a way to eavesdrop with spirit sense or something.

>>25947810
No, Ichigo doesn't want them using him as a pillow or molesting him anyway.

>>25947790
Chad having a stand is now my headcanon for this quest.
...Or would punching hollows to death be more like the Ripple and vampires?

>>25947769
>It's in character because we don't want Honsho rape

Because it would be consensual

>>25947666
Go in jinzen and ask Zangetsus for tactical advice
with the incoming captain snow.

>>25947867
Don't spoil the joke early, wait for the punchline.

>>25947835
And aren't fullbrings REALLY just Stands without the macho psychic spooky ghost projections?
Really?

>>25947729
This

we will find out the secret behind that cryptic goddamn cat

We will probably die in the process, but Yoruichi has fucked with us too many times

>Jinzen to see the Super Zangetsu Bros.

You sigh before looking around for Kai. Where is that little bastard, anyway?

>roll me 1d20 search for Kai.

>>25947942
and now we fuck Yrouichi

Rolled 14

>>25947952

Rolled 4

>>25947952
Unexpected.

Rolled 2

>>25947952
KAI?

I can't believe we forgot about him!

Rolled 20

>>25947952
oh here goes

Rolled 50

>>25947970
stop, stop!

>>25947872
It's ripple

He's going to hamon beat the fuck out of them spooky ghosts

Hes totally in the room with Yoruichi.

>>25947994
with that 20? oh yeah

Rolled 4

>>25947952
>nat 1 incoming

>>25947976
>implying Chad isn't his own stand.
His transforming arms don't exactly fit Ripple as far as I can see, but he'd work within both, I guess.

And now we talk to Zangetsu. And Zangetsu.

So Yoruichi was doing what Chizuru WISHES she had done to Orihime a long time ago?

Alright, another Eastbro signing off for the night. Keep growing the harem, don't die to the albino kindergartner, and unleash hell when someone gets taken to Soul Society. Good luck everyone!

>>25948034
If people keep rolling, then probably.

>>25948040

>Implying Chad's Stand isn't actually the very concept of 'Protection' and 'Vigilance' and therefore defy physical form.

>20x2 (thought I forgot about the other 20 earlier, didn’t you?)

You recall the direction he last headed in. It was away from you and if you were facing away from him there and looking that way…then…

You look over at Chizuru and Ishida.

“…Aw fuck, he’s in there, isn’t he?”

You grit your teeth and turn around towards the door.

It stands there, and you know that both the answers to your questions lie behind that door now.

>Mr Foot, tear this wall down.
>Knock, ask for Kai
>Wait on them to come out
>Well, guess I didn’t need to see Zangetsu that badly…
>Hey, Ishida want to train?
>write in

>>25948117
>Hey, Ishida want to train?

Might as well get that rank 2 Blut.

>>25948117
Kick the door down

After justifying to yourself why you shouldn't feel bad about kicking the door down because what you REALLY want to do is find out the secrets of that fucking cat

>>25948117
>Mr Foot, tear this wall down.

>>25948117
>Mr Foot, tear this wall down.
While screaming DYNAMIC ENTORIIIII
If anything shifty is happening:
>Pokerface.jpg
>Grab Kon, leave.

>>25948134
This.
Blut box his ass into the ground for taking pictures of us. Don't even ask, just start throwing punches and kicks.

>>25948117

>Go ask for Kai.

Don't kick the door in.

If you must, count my vote as AGAINST that.

>>25947872
>>25947976
>>25948040
He could have both you know. A stand that, all by itself, is pretty weak (as far as stands go) and only acts as the the physical strength and toughness of his hollow arms, but amplifies Ripple.

>>25948136
>>25948141
>Kicking down the door
>when we can just ask if Kai is in there

You guys are idiots.

>>25948117
>Knock, ask for Kai
Whatever he is doing in there is perverted I am sure of it. Get the doll out

>>25948117
>>Knock, ask for Kai

>>25948117
"...This feels like Old Man Zangetsu all over again."
Wait thirty minutes, and then if they're not done yet, kick the door down.

>>25948162
>>25948160
>>25948158
>>25948134
Can we combine those? Ask if Kai is there and then go train with Ishida?

>>25948182
Well, first knock, then wait, then foot.

>>25948117
>Knock, ask for Kai

I just thought of a hilarious possibility.

What if they don't know Kai's in the room?

>>25948117
>Knock, ask for Kai.
I really don't want to piss of the former head of the Omnitsukido mad at us.

>>25948155
Yeah, amending this to "Knock first"
Potentially mention huffing and puffing and blowing the door down

>>25948162
This. Kicking the door down and accidentally crushing someone is not option number one.

>>25948158
>Blut box his ass into the ground for taking pictures of us. Don't even ask, just start throwing punches and kicks.
Cool teamkill.

>>25948210
>>25948212
>>25948218
Fine, changin' my vote

>>25948117
Ask them for Kai.

Ichigo is a gentleman, and told Kai so himself. As much as he would LIKE to look in there, he just needs to retrieve his mod soul.

There won't be any attempts to get a glimpse inside. Nope.
None.
Use one of the 20s to catch a glimpse inside and not get caught.

>>25948111
stop making my headcanon even better.

>>25948243
If he can't react fast enough, Toshiro will freeze him anyway. seriously though, he should be able to use Blut fast enough

Rolled 11

>>25948117
Rolling to SEDUCE

>>25948294
Technically, Hitsugaya is very unlikely to attack without warning.

>Knock, ask for Kai

You knock on the door again, raising your voice. “Can I at least get Kai?”

“Ichigo, Yoruichi is really-”

You hear Kai’s voice be muffled and there’s shushing sounds as Orihime cracks open the door. “Sorry, Ichigo, but I don’t think that’s possible right now.”

You give an annoyed glare. “How else am I supposed to go and talk to Zangetsu if I don’t use him?”

A gloced hand shoots through the cracks and hits you in the stomach as you stare down at your collapsed body.

“I-is that good for my body?”

Momo’s voice comes though the door. “It should be fine, Ichigo. Now, was there anything else?”

>Yes, let me in, let me in!
>no, go into jinzen
>write in

>>25948294
Still bad form to just sucker-punch a guy.

And Ice Cube isn't going to just pop out of nowhere and sneak attack Ishida of all people.

Rolled 18

>>25948324
you FOOL!
That's not how you seduce.
and neither is this and it's going to come back and bite us in the ass but I can't help it.

>>25948345
>write in

"The fuck was that you just did?"

Then go into Jinzen

Rolled 8

>>25948345
Jinzen

>>25948345
Technically, we can now walk through walls, a-la just prior to meeting Rukia in canon, but we should probably junzen

>>25948380
Disregard roll. Left dice on.

>>25948345
"No that's fine, thanks."

>>25948345
>write in

Poke head through the wall

Rolled 12

>>25948376
oh. oh shit. That's not bad at all.

>>25948345
>no, go into Jinzen
"sorry I had to bother you girls...and guys."

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>>25948376

Rolled 7

>>25948389
Yeah, and have everyone detect our spirit pressure and converge to kill. Just Jinz.

>>25948396
>Disregard roll.

Oh aren't you sweet, that's not how it works.

>>25948429
Why would walking through a wall let everyone detect us?

>>25948345
"Two girls and two guys alone in a room together, doing secret stuff? I'd be worried if the guys in question weren't a cat and a tiny godzilla."

If no enlightening reaction is forthcoming, Jinzen.

>>25948457
...If we're lucky, that might be enough to make Yoruichi laugh.

>>25948345
Jinzen to get tactical advice from Zangetsus and
hollow xp for Regeneration.

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>>25948345
Master our teriyaki

>no, go into jinzen

You shake your head. "Two girls and two guys alone in a room together, doing secret stuff? I'd be worried if the guys in question weren't a cat and a tiny godzilla."

You hear Momo and Orihime giggle, as well as Kai trying to say something. Along with... something else?

>roll me 1d20 listen check

Rolled 16

>>25948537

Rolled 10

>>25948537

Rolled 5

>>25948537
We probably can't hear past our own ears

Rolled 9

>>25948537

Rolled 14

>>25948537
seeeeeeecreeeeets

Rolled 15

>>25948537
HUOOOOOOOOO

Rolled 4

>>25948537
My ears give me super hearing!

Rolled 4

>>25948537
KUBO

Rolled 14

>>25948537
Superhearing, go!

Rolled 18

>>25948537
I MUST KNOW

Rolled 19

>>25948537
Kubo, guide my dice!

Rolled 18

>>25948537
oh KUBO, please guide my dice...

Rolled 10

>>25948537
rolling nat 1

Calling it now

we're past 10 rolls anyways, stop playing RNG slot machine /tg/ you're just eating up posts

Rolled 4

>>25948606
>>25948614
>>25948615
Kubo trolls in subtle ways

Rolled 20

>>25948537

>>25948601
>>25948606
>>25948614
>>25948615
JUST A LITTLE MORE...

>>25948650
I... cannot believe that worked.

>>25948650
Congrats on being the 15th roll, stop wasting posts with your RNG slot machine.

>>25948667
if only.

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>>25948650
Oh, so close!

But you know, if you /really/ want the twenty... we can always make a deal...

Rolled 2

>>25948693
NO

>>25948681
Ah, but that gets saved up fro the next bit anyway. So we've got insurance now.

>>25948693
>we can always make a deal...

NO!

NO THANK YOU!

>>25948707
STAHP RAWLIN

>>25948708
It doesn't, every roll after the 10th gets thrown away.

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>>25948693
No deal you damn mutant cat.

Stop making cameos trying convince us to do dumb stuff.

>>25948693
hahahahano.
No.
NO.
We're not wasting our deal with the devil on finding out Yoruichi is a woman.
We learn that the funny way. A 16 will get us enough, anyway.

You just want us to fail right when Momo is being taken away, don't you?!

>>25948708
No it doesn't. Cosgrove abandoned that shit when more than half the posts in the thread were /tg/ playing the RNG slot machine.

Where the hell is Chad?

>>25948766
The Chad is Stuck.

>>25948766
With urahara.

>>25948766
Chad, Keigo, Miz, and Tats are off with Urahara doing who-knows-what.

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This is very fishy.

>>25948766
Training with Zeppeli.
Fiiiiine, Hat'n'clogs.

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>roll me 1d20 listen check

>fine, fine, fine. You never take my deals, anyway.

>18.

Past the noise, you hear kai trying to tell you something, but you can’t exactly make it out. But, past that you hear chuckling. Unfamiliar chuckling.

>Ignore it, time for Zangetsu
>I NEED TO KNOW!
>write in