>Dark Happy reigns supreme

Anyway

[x]Hug the bear

And then

[x]Accept, We could just not wear it if we don't want it

>>25877428
Yeah, I'll go with this.

>>25877428
Seconding this, hugging the bear is a priority mission.

I'd like to see how the two cures react to a rejection bluff before accepting to wear any silly magical accessories though.

>>25877428
This. Plus it makes it easier for us to pretend to join them so we can backstab them later.

Last quest thread (4) wasn't archived in suptg, what do?

>>25877548
>I'd like to see how the two cures react to a rejection bluff
Maybe complain about its plastic to appearance before accepting?

>>25877622
Are you sure?

That's bad.

It's here on foolz
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25820912

>>25877622
yes it was
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25820912

>>25877630
Very much. It looks so gauche.

>>25877216
Eh, doesn't LOOK like a cursed magic item...
[X] Accept

>>25877782
Also this better come off fine when we want to, and not have us move like someone very, very drunk like right now.

>>25877784
Cures are too nice to give out cursed items, even the serious ones.

Now fairies, they can be fucking assholes. Watch out.

>Momoko looks thoughtful a bit and concentrating really hard after a while, as if trying to remember something difficult

I think this is really important, us not being in her head has seemed to have drastically effected her mental abilities.

>>25877807
That's another thing, if we can't take it off, we shouldn't accept

[x]Hug bear

[x] Accept

Your tired just really wants to hug the tiny bear right now, you understood everything you just want to hug the cute little bugger. You lunge at him once, but he jumps jumps away only for you to catch him at the nape of his neck as soon as he lands again. He doesn't seem to pleased by being hugged by a vomit covered crazy person. You're smiling wide as you hug him, "So soft." You say, managing to suppress the squeal, just barely your voice sounded much higher pitched than it should have. YOu manage to recover your composure after a few moments of petting him. He just complains, "I'm going to have to wash the stench off my fur."
"I guess I'll accept." You say, "It won't get stuck on my skin or anything like that, right?" You eye the other two girls over before the answer comes from the miniature woodland creature in your arms, "It won't, but you should keep it on all the time because it will take a while to lower your energy to safe levels when you're full, which should take about...a week to discharge yourself using the necklace". He moves his paw motioning Misa to get something out of the backpack, which she does. It isn't much of a necklace, more like a pearl pendant. The pearl is pure white when she carries it over to you and darkens slightly as soon as she puts it in your hands. "It will get darker the more power you have in you too" She explains.
What do you do?

[]Put it on

[]pocket it

>>25877945
No reason to not put it on right now.

>>25877945
We should probably wear it right now, just to see if it affects that bitch when we wear it.

>>25877945
>Act Hesitant, then put it on

>>25877996
>>25878021
I worry if we trust them 100% that it may suddenly become indefensible in case we're being watched right now.

>>25878050
>>25878021 (You) here. I think that that's a better idea now that you mention it.

>>25877945
Does it match our costume? If not we're gonna need new clothes.

[x]Put it on
"This better not be a trap or anything..."

>>25878050
Honestly, I don't think we're gonna get a good grade on our report-card if they're seeing this no matter what. But it can't hurt being cautious I suppose.

>>25878050
>I worry if we trust them 100% that it may suddenly become indefensible in case we're being watched right now.

Yeah, but if we act too hesitant the Cures won't trust us.

>>25878071
We need a cape! Like I said!

A surplus military jacket and a cape!

>>25878133
A more rough and stylish look has long been missing from the precures' closets. Time to pioneer it.

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[x]Act hesitant

[x]Put it on anyways

You grab it in your palm, staring at it for a moment or two before holding it in between your thumb and index finger against the fluorescent light on the ceiling. You make a show of it, smelling it even though you wouldn't be able to smell anything other than vomit and pretending to sense it magically which you are too tired to do. Eventually you say, "It better not be a trap or anything." You put Lubu down in order to put the pendant, its color is a light gray right now reminding you of a cloudy sky, and you feel...nothing? You look over at the tiny bear and ask, "Isn't it supposed to drain my powers?" To which he answers, "Your energy levels can barely sustain your consciousness right now." He says, "You'll feel more awake and hopefully tolerably angry when the pendant activates."

You nod at him in understanding. when Momoko chimes in, "Now that's done! We need to find you a place to stay." She says, "You could stay with either one of us or we could convince a friend to help you out for a while." She claps her hands once and beams you a smile, odd coming from the person you were trying to kill a while back.
You decide to:

[]Stay with momoko

[]Stay with Misa

[]Stay with their friend.

[]Stay in a hotel, you stole a bit of money early today, didn't you?

Also, mention something about a wardrobe Y/N? All you have is a puke stained uniform.

>>25877945
[x] Put it on.

[x] Ask for more information about our "father".

>>25878404
[x]Stay with their friend.
Hopefully the friend will have better fashion sense because there's no way we're borrowing clothes from those two.

>>25878404
Okay, normally I'd be for hotel, but we need to spend that dosh on outfits. How would whoever we stay with (or their families) not do a double-take at us looking exactly like Momoko though?
For now, I say stay with one of them (Misa I guess) so we can pass it off as preparing for sabotage from the inside when we're no doubt questioned about things by king dickface.

>>25878404
>[X] Stay with Misa
If we stay with Momoko and the amulet doesn't work properly, there'll be trouble. Staying with a friend will be odd because suddenly two Momokos, and if we go to a hotel they might question our funds and we'd be away from support in case Dad showed up.

>>25878404
[x] Stay in a hotel.

[x] Ask about clothing.

[x] Try to get information about your "Father" out of them.

>>25878404
>>25878461
Their friend could be even dumber. But I guess
[x]Ask about the friend.
I'm leaning towards one of them so we have an excuse of espionage though.

>>25878404
[x]Stay with Momoko

Misa will likely be nervous about letting a kill bot designed to kill Momoko stay alone with her, so we'll probably get two for the price of one, and it gives us the espionage excuse.

>>25878404
[x]Friend or Hotel

No way in hell can we stay with either of them, if talking to them wasn't bad enough, actually living with them will put us right in the middle of this war we're not sure we want to be a part of anyway.

>>25878404
This friend wouldn't happen to be the customary mid-season cure would it (even if those are usually not friends with the cures prior to that)?

>>25878404
When the mean homosexual couple invites you over, it's time to leg it on general principle. If MC is straight, the reverse personality trait theorem implies they caught all the gay.
[X]Ask if their friend is male

>>25878561
We've all been trying to ignore the fact that this will inevitably split the voterbase in half you know.

It a three-way tie between Hotel, Friend and Misa right now >>25878557 counting as a vote for either hotel or friend. First post get the tiebreaker

>>25878404
We wouldn't happen to have enough cash for both hotel and an expanded wardrobe, would we?

Rolled 1

>>25878684
I'm just gonna roll for it
1 Is hotel
2 is Misa
3 is Friend

>>25878684
>>25878557 wasn't meant as a vote, mine is >>25878464

>>25878717
Great, now we gotta worry about money

We should really just stay with Friend

Or ask about her first

>>25878720
damnit I meant >>25878555

also >>25878717 it seems that hotel won

>Typing post numbers manually
Why did I do that?

>>25878771
Haha, why indeed,
Hotel isn't so bad, but our poor wardrobe. Better than mystery friend at least.

>>25878828
Well, this puts us in the uncomfortable position of having to get money every day

I guess we could always ask her again, I doubt she's going to change her mind anytime soon.

>>25878848
I'm caught between terror and glee at the possibility of our poor protagonist having to ask the cures for a place to stay after all, after getting kicked out of the hotel when she runs out of cash. I mean, we'd totally go for an alleyway cardboard-box first, but still.

>>25878684
I'll change >>25878461 from friend to Misa so we don't have to take the tiebreaker roll, because fuck staying at a hotel.

>>25878898
I'm thinking they're trying to get us to stay with them is dual-purpose. Not just for us to have a place to stay, but for them to keep an eye on us as well.

And our freedom is the ultimate goal, right? What's the point of chaining ourselves?

>>25878945
While I agree, it might be a bit late for that. Kintolesky could have half the post finished already.

>>25878964
I think on instances like this we should voice how conflicted we are.

>>25878978
Hmmm, good point. I'll probably try to incorporate that in the future.

>>25878959
If we try to go straight for maximum freedom I think we'll crash and burn though. Staying with the cures lets us gather info on them and have a good excuse when daddy dearest comes a-knockin', if we just go to a hotel and do our own thing or try to leave we'll probably not fare very well.

[x]Hotel

[x]Ask about friend

"I think I'll stay at a hotel, me staying with either of you two will raise too many eyebrows and whoever your friend is, if they take in strangers without notice either they are crazier than you or a rapist or something." You clearly state your thoughts at them, Misa looks slightly ticked off but Momoko brushes it off. "I'll have you know that our friend wouldn't hurt a fly, she has a room or two to spare and she likes the company. She likes sleepovers and stuff like that." She crosses her arms and looks away, tapping her foot, "Besides how are we going to contact you?" You see Momoko taking out something from her skirt pocket as Misa talks, "If you're staying at a hotel you can take my cell phone with you in case you need to talk to us." She says, freezing Misa Up before she could continue her speech.

"We'll split off when we leave the park, we'll call you tomorrow morning before school starts. If you change your mind about the hotel and stay with either one of us our our friend." Misa adds.

Reactions?

[]Change your mind about where you're staying (writein)

[]Go to the hotel and sleep, you sure need it.

[]other (specify)

>>25879060
[x] Might as well be honest. "Ugh, I can't really afford a hotel, but I don't want to be indebted to anyone. Despite giving no shit about Cures or whatever I've been pushed around a lot since I woke up, I mostly just want some freedom to do whatever I want to do. Or figure out what that is I guess."
Go stay with the friend I guess, should be okay distance.

>>25879060
>[X] Change your mind
First we should probably ask if their friend will simply accept that there are now 2 Momokos, and if so, we should go to their bud.

>>25879060
Whichever it is, when it's time to leave, try to casually get a hold on the bear. Doing so while whistling innocently is preferred.

>>25879060
>[]Go to the hotel and sleep, you sure need it.
POSSIBLY hold up a different liquor store or magic the money out of some cash registers or something as well

>>25879168
>>25879144
Going with staying with friend.

She's probably a mid-season cure anyway.

>>25879168
I'm using precure show logic in this quest. You could potentially enroll in the school as a transfer student without having any parents and no one would bat an eye at that. It worked for Michiru and Kaoru.

>>25879144
>>25879212
These.

>>25879060
We have her cellphone and her voice. We could have some fun with that.

>>25879060
[x]Ask if friend is an older one that doesn't know Momoko's family very well. If she knows that Momoko doesn't have a twin then

[x] Stay in a hotel or

[x] Stay with Misa and pretend to be Momoko

>>25879241
Our protagonist (do we have a name? If I forgot it's because it's never used, but we'll need one to interact with civilians) seems more like a '2cool4school' character, though I guess she might hang around it like a delinquent from time to time.

>>25879345
School might actually be a good idea for two reasons

-It's a good cover story
-If we plan on living, we're probably not going to make it very far just being evil. Plus it would probably let us blend in much better than leaping from building to building during the daytime.

>>25879345
You don't have any other name other than Mirror Blade yet.

Also seems like (reluctantly going with) friend won,along with taking the plot exposition bear along.

>>25879391
it would give you stuff to do and give me more NPCs to write.

>>25879441
>>25879391
I suppose that's a point. It's not like we have to be a good student!

Hope the friend is positive but non-annoying though, otherwise I see cohabitation going...poorly.

>>25879391
how do we explain looking exactly like another student that's already there?

or do we get a different haircut and become unrecognizable?

>>25879518
We can always enroll at a different school/

>>25879518
Eh it's Precure,

We'll just say we're cousins

>>25879518
As Kintolesky said, Precure logic.
Think of us as Superman, while Momoko is Clark Kent.

>>25879545
Or wear glasses, the perfect anime disguise.

>>25879545
Any gang schools nearby? Clean up, stress relief, and a cover all at once

[x] Make sure to ask if the friend is a precure or a muggle

Also, get some new clothes and a tooth brush before going to sleep

For a cover story, we are momoko's long-lost sister, separated at birth by an evil doctor, which was traumatic enough to require the past to not be brought up and we are angrily jealous of our sister for having the good life to cover our anger problems

>>25879566
50's comic book disguise.
FTFY

>>25879566
Nah. The perfect anime disguise includes a scarf, hat, gloves and a new outfit. So unless we radically change our appearance I think transferring in to a different school suits oour purposes better.

>>25879476
>>25879518
>>25879391
I just realized, if we went to school and joined a club, such as the Judo club, it's CQC all day every day.

>>25879518

You walk with the towards the park, still contemplating your options as to where to stay. Staying at the hotel will cost you money which you don't have enough. And you still need to buy clothes and the only set you actually have (barring your combat outfit) are stained in vomit. Staying with either one of the two will raise lots of questions, especially with Momoko because of obvious reasons. When you finally reach the end of the park you are on a street just in time for the streetlights to light themselves on, the sun has already set but there's still some light out. You fidget a bit as you say, "On second thought I was thinking that it would be for the best for me to stay with your friend, I don't have much money and I really want to save it for some spare clothes."
The both look at you and nod, Misa taking the lead "I'll guide you there, Momoko really needs to get home soon before her parents get mad." She says just before you receiver a goodbye hug from your body double. To which you whistle as you get Lubu off her shoulder. You also do your best to not give her her cellphone back, something she is insistent you take back, you just toss it to he and have her catch it, just to be mean, some impulses just wont go away it seems. Before you head after Misa you tell the bear, "You're going with me, I have a lot of questions." And the bear nods.

You follow Misa as she takes a bus, not much talking going on the way to her friend's house. You walk along one of those small suburban roads while wondering where the house is and why this wall takes up the whole block. "We're here." She says, standing in front of a large gate in the the wall.
[]How do you respond?

[x] Ask who exactly is this friend and ask how are we going to be introduced

(and can she know the truth about our origins)

>>25879764
"So, uh...she's not gonna faint when she sees a Momoko look-a-like, or anything, right? Does she know about Cures and all that?"

I just realized something, we don't actually have a name yet, and we're going to need one because there is no way in hell that we are pretending to be Momoko.

Any ideas?

>>25879764
"Good."
We need beauty sleep, man. Don't comment on the house at all, who cares if she has a mansion.

>>25879764
"If your friend is a live-in at an allgirls' school dormitory, one of us is going to wake up in a ditch."

>>25879849
Komomo

Alright, for an actual suggestion, uh...shit. I can't into Japanese names.

>>25879849
I was going to do a nae option soon, next post when you are forced to introduce yourself.

>>25879908
Might as well try to think of some until then.

Free names! Come get!:
Momoka
Momoke
Momoki
Momoku

Choose wisely!

>>25879872
Masako Ishikuno came up when I used http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-female-jp-us.php , any takers?

>>25879764
[x] Don't respond. You're tired and you just want a place to sleep.

>>25879930
Kumako

See our name is totally more badass! Ain't no fucking peaches here, just bears! Plus asshole bear was around for our creation so it almost fits

>>25879872
Momoka

Haaaaaahaaaaa

>>25879932
I like it, let's go with that

>>25879849
What are other names that uses the same characters? Since we are her copy maybe we should have a name that plays off of hers.

>>25879997
Bearfect naming sense

>>25879930
How about Okomom?

>>25879764
[x] "Huh, this is a strange wall, where is her house?"

>>25880084
Since we're a dark version of Momoko, we would probably look alot alike even in human form. We could introduce ourselves as her long-lost twin-sister Mimiko.

We were given up for adoption by our father because he couldn't afford to support us until he married Momoko's mom several years later. but by then we had been adopted by a motorcycle-riding punk with musical aspirations and spent our youth on the road. We blew into town just recently because we heard our sister was staying here and our punk-rocker dad was away riding wit his Harley gang in China. We're alone because dammit it builds character and we hope to form our own posse/band in this town.

>>25880186
It sounds like we're trying to spin ourselves as a professional wrestler.

>>25880065
I'd rather not base our whole life around her. We're our own person.

>>25880194
well it WOULD explain how we can fight so well.

>>25880194
Aha! A plausible disguise!

>>25880186
So basically Dissonance!Lemonade? Including the rocker background. Should probably omit the part about our tendency to BEELINE into all the underages, for our safety.

"If this is an all girls dorm and you're making me her roommate one of us is waking up in a ditch" You say, she sighs and pushes the button on the intercom, there's a garbled voice coming from the other end. "Akira? Its me Misa, I got someone I want you to meet, can we go through?" From the other end you hear an unmistakable chuckle and a very clear "Of course." Is heard before a buzzer rings out and the gate unlocks, leaving you following Misa through the front garden, its hard to pick up many details of the rather large house besides that its really damn big and has a garden so big that one would think the owner was trying to overcompensate for something. Both of you go through the main entrance and find yourselves in the...lobby? Where you are greeted by a girl with short hair wearing light blue pajamas and a woman in a brown maid uniform. "Oh but isn't that Momoko?" She looks bored, apparently expecting something more exciting.
"Oh she isn't Momoko, you'll see when you meet her properly, we sort of met on the internet and it turns out she was moving to town because our school is one of the best but her parents aren't able to come because of their jobs, so she's looking for a place to stay." Misa counters. "Why don't you introduce yourself?" you can see the smug grin on your face. She KNOWS you don't have a proper name.
[]Name?

Also how do you introduce yourself?

>>25880197
Well yeah but she is the basis for our appearance and names so I figure giving ourselves a name using the same characters would be a fun way to screw with her and those she knows and loves.

>>25880283
[x] Try to kiss Akira as an introduction. Let's have some fun screwing with her head as we try to think of a name.

>>25880373
Sasuga Ichigo

>>25880283
Clever, Misa, but too late. I guess this is the name vote. I'm up for >>25879932 despite the fun I had trying to think of variations on Momoko, I think separating ourselves from her as much as possible would be a good idea both for individuality and the disguise.

>>25880407
For a second I thought you were suggesting a name.

>>25880373
Would be fun, but...it could also get us kicked out.

>>25880186
>>25880283
My vote is for motorcycle-badass, we gotta do everything we can to seem cooler than Momoko!

>>25880373
I don't agree with this at all, she may not have caught the gay yet

How about >>25879932

It seems good enough. But I think we should only introduce our first name, leave the last name ambiguous

>>25880472
I have a feeling we might come off as a poser instead. Which, to be fair, we would be, having never ridden a motorcycle or played a guitar before.

>>25879932
>Masako Ishikuno
Bow and be polite

>>25880439
Bando Marika, because it sounds awesome

>>25880472
>>25880499
Trying to tell a crazy story is just going to get us laughed at

I like it, let's try it. Add raptors and metalcalypse in there too while we're at it.

>>25880499
Details details! I'm sure we can ride a motorcycle no problem and as for the guitar, well we can just say we're into indy rock!

I say introduce yourself as her twin sister with an outrageous story. Bonus points if you can actually make it seem like you are actually just Momoko making a story instead of someone else.

>>25880535
I don't mind saying we're into motorcycles and indie rock, just maybe not make it part of our backstory beyond that.

Can I get a consensus on our cover story?

>>25880585
Let's just agree with Misa's idea for our cover story.

>>25880585
I say we just go with what Misa said, and hold the rest for when she inevitably ask about our hobbies.

Also despite bringing it up we never ended up asking how much Akira knows.

>>25880585

Consensus seems to be make a crazy story up and hope that it's so outlandish that we get laughed at but in a charming kind of way

>>25880619
>>25880613
Yeah, sillyness aside, let's agree with Misa.

>>25880585
In the beginning there was nothing. Then the devil said "let there be awesome!" and lo, there was us.

>>25880585
>>25880623
Outlandish Motorcycle story ftw!

>>25880623
We were just born, there's no way our speechcraft skill is that great

let's just agree with Misa

Or alternatively

[x]outlandish story
[x]blush and then agree with Misa

>>25880585
Misa's story.

>>25880659
But that's the truth, not a cover story.

On second thought I'm surprised the cures suggested we stay here, given the chance king asshole sends some minions to collect us ans endanger Akira&co.

>>25880757
little girls recently given power don't think strategically.

>>25880753
What better to cover the truth with than more truth?

>>25880757
What you don't realize is that the maid is an uber-badass, possibly an android, who has access to military-grade heavy weapons and can fight off an entire army platoon on her own.

>>25880757
They probably didn't think that far ahead

To be fair, neither did we.

[x] Cover story is the truth

We crazy! we have chuunibyou!

>>25880757
Akira is secretly Michiru/Sasorina. Surprise! We're a Splash Star/Heartcatch crossover now.

>>25880834
I like the way you think sir.

Except in our case, we really can throw energy blasts and summon magical weapons. Hiding in plain sight!

>>25880834
This I like.

>>25880803
Dorthy?

>>25880834
No one will believe that we can vomit on girls in full bloom of puberty and do away with there bears, then end up unscathed.
It might be a decent coverup.

>>25880834
No one ever believes it when you tell the exact literal truth about these thing. It's perfect!

[x]Masako Ishikuno
[x]Agree with Misa's story.

You bow sounding polite, "I'm Masako Ishikuno, nice to meet you. I haven't met Momoko but I've seen pictures of her and we look a lot alike." You say, "I think Misa wants to to surprise Momoko with me, Maybe as a joke or something." You smile. The short haired girl stares at you laughing like this is the funniest thing she's heard. "Hahaha, oh Misa, you've gotta tape Momoko's reaction when she sees her it'll be priceless. I'll gladly take her in for a while until she finds a more permanent place to stay, lets say a week or so." She remarks offhandedly. "I could extend that if you help me with some things around the house though. Its a big place and there's not enough hands to keep it all well kept."

The maid besides her hasn't stop staring at you ever since you came in. Staaaare. She finally speaks up, "Mistress, I suggest you don't hire anyone from the street to be your maid, she might do more harm than good. We still haven't fixed the wallpaper in the second floor of the west wing."

Akira coughs, "Anyways, you're free to stay here we'll get your luggage and put into one of our rooms. I'm sure you'll enjoy it."

She doesn't seem to have noticed that you don't have any luggage besides the clothes on your back.

[]That maid doesn't seem friendly, say something about it..

[]Accept, despite what she's asking you need a place to stay.

[]Do not accept, maybe you could freeload indefinitely with Misa.

What is the consensus to our name?
Spam that name generator!

http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/gen-female-jp-us.php

i got Chizuko Ueda...

>>25881030
Well, Misa doesn't seem to trust us and Maid doesn't seem to trust us, so this isn't a situation in which we can win...but we're already here, might as well stay.

>>25881030
[x]That maid doesn't seem friendly, say something about it.
We're not taking any shit! Inform them that we're clearly unwanted here and that's totally understandable, ask Misa to show you to the nearest hotel instead.
Master of the passive-aggressive!

>>25881030
>[x]Accept, despite what she's asking you need a place to stay.

[X]Accept, despite what she's asking you need a place to stay.

Also, ask what happened on the second floor of the west wing. Was it a bear?

>>25881065
Nah its more like, Misa trusts you but doesn't really like you, and the maid is against her mistress bringing filthy street urchins to work as maids.

>>25881030
[x]Do not accept.

The maid is not friendly and if we stay I suspect we'll cause a fair bit of trouble for trying to put the maid in her place.

>>25881030
[x]Accept, despite what she's asking you need a place to stay.

Let's face it, we need a roof over our heads and i'd rather stay in a fancy manor than whatever hovel Misa lives in. And if the Maid doesn't like the idea of us staying here? Well tough nuts sister, you're the help!

>>25881030
Despite looking foreign we're not a sex slave or the breed that infests a 7/11 parking lot.
Meaning on the maid a bit is a must, she's asking for it.

>>25881097
Awww, I thought she liked us fine. She even gave us refreshments unasked after we passed out!

>>25881030
I don't think maid work fits us,but she said we had a week right? that's probably more than enough time.

We can always hobo it up if they hate us too much.

>>25881030
[X]Accept, despite what she's asking you need a place to stay.

Provide security services, (not ninja maid, saber maid!) we will try to keep the collateral damage to one city block.

>>25881315
Saber maid? What.
We got a flamberge, not a piddly saber.

>>25881164
He probably liked us until we were rude with her.

>>25881361
Wrong Saber

>>25881365
But we were rude from the start! And if you think about it, we're just honest, because we're literally newborn and don't do social mores, and are also very grumpy.

>>25881394
Shut the fuck up.
F/SN a shit.

>>25881403
also powered by anger

>>25881164
Refresments. In return for getting to change us out. I wanna see her try justifying this to Momoko:
"Well, I didn't TOUCH anywhere when undressing her!"
" 'vent looked at no thing either!"
"In fact, I can assure you she is hundred percent, totally, absolutely, NOT my type!"
"How do you mean 'But she looks exactly like me!' ?"

>>25881403
There's also the whole breaking the store into tiny pieces thing

Maybe that's why she doesn't like us, may not like children.

>>25881449
But she was supposed to be the cool cure who likes us.

Maybe Akira won't let me down. Show us what you've got, rich girl!

>>25881361
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2979Mrx0kqs
SABER MAID

BEST MAID

>>25881449
But she does like us. She just doesn't trust us no matter how much she likes us.

>>25881548
Oh no wait. It is the other way around.

>>25881496
Not even close.
... Just pretend there's a picture of R Dorthy Waynewright here. I'm on my phone.

>>25881557
>>25881548
Actually, I'm thinking you're actually right and Kintolesky is just getting tired.

Because what possible reason would she have to trust us? It makes more sense that she likes us but doesn't trust us one bit.

[x]Accept, despite what she's asking you need a place to stay.

Despite your inner objections, partly because the maid is a bit of a bitch and the fact that you might need to do some heavy lifting to sleep for longer than a week. "I'd love to be your guest, I'm glad to have a place to stay at least after my suitcase fell out of the train on the way here with my wallet in it and the train being not so gentle on my stomach" You say, deciding to cover your bases in case they ask why you stink of vomit and have no luggage.

Akira looks at you and back to the maid, "Well that won't do. Himiko lead our guest to her room and giver her something to wear for the night while we get her uniform clean." She says before the maid bows slightly and glances towards you to follow. You go up the stairs and Akira seems to be suppressing her laughter as you pass, you clothes stinking the air around you. You follow the maid closely behind, dragging Lubu with you, who has pretended to be a stuffed animal since you waked into the lobby.
Himiko opens one of the doors in the hallway and waits for you to get near, "This is your room, I will return shortly with a change of clothes and to pick up your dirty uniform. So please, take your time in the bath, it looks like you need it."

[]Go in, take a bath and sleep

[]Interrogate the bear in the bath

[]other

>>25881607
Bath, sleep.

>>25881592
SABER MAID

SECOND BEST MAID

>>25881607
Interrogation time. Make it a lewd interrogation, you can probably get more out of the bear with embarrassment than anything else.

>>25881607
[x]Make sure to luxuriate in the bath for a while, it'll be the first one ever! Don't bring the bear, some fairies can turn into humans which means the bear could be a perv. It can wait until later anyway.

>>25881607
Let's just take a bath and go to bed, this has been a hard first day of life.

>>25881661
Between Masako being a clone of the seemingly innocent Momoko, and technically barely a day old, I don't think she can seduce for shit anyway.

>>25881598
Ugh yeah, she likes you enough to be polite but she sees you as dangerous until you find an alternate power source.

>>25881694
Not true seduction, innocent display, that makes him uncomfortable and focused on answering your questions rather than looking.

>>25881607
[x]Go in, take a bath,
[x]interrogate bear
[x]sleep

>>25881726
Alright, that's better. Only fair after all.

>>25881607
[x] Put that maid in her place. She needs to learn some respect for guest. Then take a bath while interrogating the bear. Finally sleep.

[x]Interrogate the bear in the bath

This little cutie is bound to tell us everything if we threaten to do his hair!

[JK] Have the teddy bear be washed with the uniform in the washing machine

>>25881726
>alternate power source
Would "sex, drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll" work?
Because if so, I have an idea.

>>25881786
Haha, I like this. Sadly I doubt they'd agree to it.

I think we've completely failed at being evil.

>>25881607
[x]Interrogate the bear in the bath

Ask Lubu about free alternate power sources, like maybe solar energy, emotional confidence or high combo hits tally,

>>25881894
We just want to be our own evil and not some dickwad's minion which involves tricking the good guys into helping to free us.

>>25881894
We've mooched on their homes, we got a place to stay, and we've kidnapped their mascot

We're pretty evil by Precure standards.

>>25881907
>faggy shit
Pfft, we should go with nuclear fusion, like a man.

>>25881894
Our entire MO is being selfish as fuck through the power of honestly, and we've not only got on the cures' (tentative) good side, but are mooching off them.

We're practically a super-villain by MG standards.

>>25881607
Interrogate the bear. Bathing clothed should prove a sufficient precaution.
Let the maid wonder why we still reek of vomit even after obviously having literally swimt around in the tube.

>>25881961
>>25881996
Mwahahahah! With this our evil plan of becoming a surly, selfish freeloader will reach fruition! Truly we make the heavens themselves quake at our name!

>>25882093
Hey, we're a day old, our brand of evil is perfectly in line with our age!

We can always expand later, once things like 'social mores' and 'deception' have been mastered.

I think we should be Dark Momoko. Remember how Axe said that she started acting unusual after the crystal was dragged out of her? We're all her hidden dark thoughts that she doesn't have anymore. And rather than being suppressed or ignored, we're out and walking about. And we're armed.

>>25882169
Dark Momoko as in like Dark Pit or Dark Momoko as in a Shadow from Persona? Because I agree with the former.

>>25882198
Like Shadow Barkley

>>25882169
We're our own person, who wants to be a shitty opposite of that insufferable witch anyway.

You really need a bath and you really need some answers, "Thanks, I'll leave the clothes in the room." You tell the maid who only nods in response before walking off to do something else, probably to get you a change of clothes. You walk into the room and slam the door behind you, At that very instant Lubu comes to life and gets free of your grasp. "Why'd you drag me all the way here, my arms are sore and I I stink more of puke than before." You say calmly, "Because I want answers, I want to know about my father and why he is sealed up behind the nightmare door." As you begin undressing from your borrowed uniform, the bear doesn't pay attention to your change of attire. He looks at you and sighs, "Its a long story from a long time ago, are you sure you want to hear it all?"

"I'm going to take a bath, I'll scrub you behind your ears if tell me." He perks up at this, partly because he needs a bath as well seeing as he's been stuck to you for the past half hour or so. You walk into the bathroom naked and find a..pretty big bathtub. You ready a bath of pretty hot water before rinsing yourself and Lubu off any dried up bile either of you might have. Looks like the whole room was designed to be a shower/bath. You dip yourself into the bath with lots of bubbles and see Lubu jump in at the other end. He is floating face up right now.
Time for questions. WHat are you going to ask? Lubu can go into extreme detail in any subject he knows, but you're tired and you don't feel like you'd be able to survive several long winded explanations.

[]Choose 3 questions that will get a full proper answer.

This will be the last post in this thread, write up your questions and they will be answered at the beginning of the next thread. Be sure to vote for questions with [x] The three most voted questions get chosen.

LIKE, FIRST THREAD I TALKED ABOUT THIS
AND LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-Uu1Lucds

I won't submit three questions, but we still have one important question

[X] WHAT IS WITH THE PANTIES?

>>25882169
Somehow we got to fix Momoko's apparent broken psyche (she is acting so ditsy), that way the other precures won't try to "subdue" us for our inner memory crystal.

So, in that vein, [x} interrogate Lubu about memory crystal and Momoko's memory.

>>25882347
Agree

>>25882346
And if we don't have enough to ask, also agree.

>>25882346
It's because of the wisdom of great (anon) gods from a long long time ago. Don't question it, just use it.

>>25882347
>Implying pink cures aren't ditzy

>>25882347
>Somehow we got to fix Momoko's apparent broken psyche (she is acting so ditsy)

We also have to be sure that she wasn't always acting like this before, that this is somehow new.

>>25882317
[x] What is with our father?
[x] What is with the crystal and "anger energy" and other stuff that makes us tick?
[x] What is with the panties?

>>25882317
Ask about Momoko's memory crystal.
Ask about the nightmare door.
Ask about anger energy.

>>25882317
[x] Ask about the story behind daddy dearest (or as much as bear knows).
[x] Ask what bear thinks about the memory crystal.
[x] Ask if the bear has seen anyone like us before, and if there's any way we can get completely independent from our creator.

>>25882392
This, except instead of panties we should probably ask about Momoko.

>>25882317
[x]Why is father sealed and what are his goals?
[x]What do you get out of working against father?
[x]What do I have to gain by listening to Misa and Momoko?

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Next time in Evil Precure Quest!
>ANSWERS LOTS OF THEM
>Wait, why are we going to school again?
>No seriously, I should be hiding or something.
>No I'm not reading that its embarrassing

Don't miss s next time, or I'll show you the way of the fist!

>>25882461
And there's the obligatory me losing my trip per thread.

>>25882317
[x] Ask about the "war", both Dad and Lubu sides
[x} Ask about us, memory crystalness and Momoko
[x] Ask about help, about pearl and power sources

>>25882461
Any approximation for when the next one will be?

>>25882461
Thank you for running these, Kintolesky

By far the most fun I've had with these kinds of threads in a while.

>>25882602
Threadas start on thursdays 7 central and on sundays 6 central unless I say otherwise
also: https://twitter.com/Kintolesky
I will post on twitter if I can't make it to a thread

>>25882653
I almost wonder if it shouldn't just be weekly and cutting out the Thursday timeblock

You seem REALLY TIRED during that timeblock, and the last two thursday sessions had issues

>>25882680
Work has been kicking my ass lately with regards to sleeping time. But given that my sessions are short I'd rather do a biweekly even if I'm tired. Though I might run it shorter next thrusday.

>>25882793
No chances of making them tri weekly?

>>25882832
Haha no fucking way

>>25879764
>Staying with either one of the two will raise lots of questions, especially with Momoko because of obvious reasons
I'm not actually sure that it would. All you've got to do is make sure you're not seen together at the same time and nobody's any the wiser.

That could actually work out pretty well. Momoko stays out during the day, we stay out at night.

>>25879872
apparently Momoko means "peach girl"? That doesnt seem to work for us.

I'm inclined towards "TG", "Teegee" or some bastardised variation thereof.

>>25883935
How about Hagetaka?
Or Daishi?

>>25883028
To be honest I think a different format might work better. Rather than running them interactive on /tg, something more like Prequel or MS paint adventure where the responses come slower and there's more time between updates

>>25886207
Anonkun too.

>>25888695
Ooh, I like that. It sort of works since we've kind of got an identity crisis.

Annie Onymous