schlick

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>>25865392
Waifu the skelebro.

I break my chains, break two of those wall bars, connect them together for some jailhouse nunchucks, and then channel the shit out of Bruce Lee.

>>25865392
die

>>25865392
Ask the skeleton for help

>>25865392
Well I'm a skeleton right i just slip out of my cuffs.

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>>25865427
>>25865468
what skeleton?

>>25865465
too late

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>>25865469

Quest.

inb4 we are the sele

>>25865496

Dang...

Examine surroundings.

>>25865496
In that case, ask that guy for help.

Genuflect?

>>25865496
>>25865528
>what skeleton?
The one hiding inside that dead dude.

>>25865528
Grab my hands with my teeth i guess and try to reattach them to my arms.

>>25865562
But we have no muscles! Try to figure out how to move first.

>>25865528
stop looking so fucking pleased with yourself, skeleton

Do I see a dragon?

>>25865528
Reclaim hands, free the other skeleton from his flesh prison

Retrieve hands from cuffs, attach to wrists.

>>25865579
Well that dead guy looks like he has some miscles maybe we can find a way to use his

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>>25865541
>examine surroundings

>>25865634
muscles*

>>25865642
>throw ourselves out of the dungeon piece by piece

>>25865642

We don't have flesh, we could probably detach one of our arms and reach it through the bars to the other side of the door. Then it can open it for us.

>>25865662
I don't think our skull would fit.

>>25865642
Wake up.

I'm out, this quest is way 2spooky4me.

>>25865642
Let's absorb our hands and reform them correctly because we are skeleton jelly

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>>25865595

>>25865683
True. Also, we should still rip the skeleton out of the other guy

>>25865743
Now waifu the dickens out of her.

>>25865743
Yesssssss

You are my favorite person ever.

>>25865743
Now ask it for help?

>>25865754
>her

Bad news, dude...

>>25865743
Check the flesh bags pockets for anything useful
also best picture ever

>>25865743
Now take skelebro over to the door, have him sit on your shoulders and hold his arm in his other hand to open the door

>>25865777
Clearly it was a girl skeleton hiding in a dude.

But seriously, Im gonna stop now. Instead, we gotta make skelepuns with our new skelebro.

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>>25865743

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>>25865754

>>25865820
carefully join together to form level 1 Skeletron

>>25865820
>uguuuuu~~

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Captcha: Frenchman Taeybef

Is he French OP?

>>25865863
fuk'n saved

>>25865820
Gah, what is glistening in her sockets? I think there's an infestation in there, we have to kill her!

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>>25865392
ASAP.

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>>25865790

>>25865392
chek mai privileg

>>25865836
This.

In time we could create the great and feared Demilich - we just need 204 more skeletons!

>>25865935
This is the greatest thing ever.

Ok, now. We need to ponder something.

Are we locked in a giant jail or are we halfling skeletons?

>>25865964
We are babby skeletons, clearly.

>>25865935
well that's one HUGEASS door.

>>25865948
>we just need 204 more skeletons!

But we'll never agree!

>>25865935
if we can't reach the other side's door knob, we must start forming skeletron jelly!

>>25865985
we won't need to agree, we are legion!

>>25865935
Well shit.

Give her our other two arms, she can just stand on our shoulders. We can make an arm chain.

>>25866003
>we are legion!

No.

>>25865935
All we need to do is throw enough body parts through the bars so that they can find a set of keys.

>>25865935
If we are locked in a giant prison, we must be powerful wizard skeletons.

I magically unlock the door

>>25866044
Yell "I BET THE LIVING DID THIS"

>>25866044
Well, it's just a huge door.

I HAVE AN IDEA

Drop the remaining gore from the dead guy on the guard.

>>25866044
A person!

Summon their skeleton to help us out!

Then ponder why our hands can see.

>>25866044
Try and scare the guy.

We're fucking skeletons, literally the scariest thing ever.

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>>25866044
Well shit.

Clackity clack on the door, and make him open it.

>>25866044
Waifu the guard

>>25866060
I like this idea.

>>25866044
I swear the door gets bigger in ever picture.
Can we see with our hands?
i mean we have no eyes as it is so i don't know how we are seeing anything at all.

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>>25866044
we need to rescue the skeleton trapped inside them

>>25866044
Drop the hand down and give him the finger.
Attempt to magically rip out his skeleton while this happens

>>25866059
Fundit.

>>25866100
I agree with this plan.

>>25866100
THIS IS A NOBLE CAUSE

>>25866100
>>25866059
Combine these two.

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>>25866003
>>25866020
>>25866010
combining ideas
(trying to draw fast enough to keep pace with posts, bear with me)

We have to get to the guard in order to liberate the skeleton. Can't just psychically rip it out.

>>25866173
It's like modern art, only terrifying.

>>25866173
I hope you don't mind i'm saving all of these they're great.

>>25866173
Theres a guard down there? Lets prank the shit out of him.

Hes not wearing a helmet, Get the hand to throw the skull and hit him in the head. Then take his keys.

Then cheese it with your new bro.

>>25866173
What does our hand see there?

>>25866173
Damn, we are skilled.

Now let's open the door and free that man's skeleton.

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>>25866338

>>25866338
Looks like we spooked his guts out.

>>25866338
Snap his neck

>>25866338
I think I might love you op

>>25866338
Oh shit

Guard's gonna get skeleraped- I mean have his bones liberated from their fleshy tomb

>>25866338
Actually, I kind of like the fleshling. Can we keep him? He can be our straight man. I'm sure he won't mind following us. We'll just murder him brutally if he doesn't.

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>this thread

liberate Guard skeleton to become the three skeleteers.

>>25866338
Cover his eyes with your hands.

Guess who, style.

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>>25866338

>>25866363
But if we snap his neck, the skeleton inside will die too

>>25866395
Now form level 2 Skeletron with new skelebro

>>25866395
Sweet new party member.
Let's get a look at our surroundings.

>>25866395
Mandatory skeleton orgy

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>>25866395
This is the best thing. Op is the best thing.

>>25866395
Are we just going to go and liberate every skeleton we find, like the spookiest undead outbreak ever?

Because I would totally be okay with that.

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>>25866423
this

>>25866423
We'll become a gravelord and have a nevereneding undead skeleton dance party in the biggest graveyard ever: the entire world.

>>25866414
I second this one. We can orgy once we're out.

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>>25866429
>>25866423
YES!

>>25866338
This is far funnier than it has any right to be

>>25866445
I know, that's why I wanted to keep him. Maybe we can keep the next entertaining fleshling we run meet.

>>25866423
This skeleton is your FRIEND

He fights for FREEDOM from the fleshy overlords who seek to use us as simple support mechanisms.

>>25866429
>nevereneding undead skeleton dance party
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCfp3y5VLtQ
Try to ignore the shitty voice

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>>25866414
>>25866434

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>>25866423
I say that at this point we do that thing that all skeletons eventually do.

And that thing is. Make a band.

>>25866456
Maybe skeleguard is still all nervous and sweaty despite being a skeleton.

>>25866482
THESE DOORS ARE IMPLAUSIBLE

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>>25866482

>>25866482
You really are making the doors bigger every time just to fuck with me aren't you

>>25866482
Liberate the other skeletons.

I'm sure we can reach those windows if we use all three skeletons and the spear.

>>25866482
Holy fuck those are big doors, what the fuck did we do to get jailed here?

Anyway go down, there's sure to be more skelies deeper in the dungeon.

>>25866498
Well lets use the guards keys and open all these doors so we can free all the other skeletons

>>25866482
Check the other cells for more skeletons.

Music for this thread.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU-rwA4ZuPQ#t=1m39s

>>25866498
TO THE EAST

LAND OF MY CHINESE CARTOONS AND NOW SKELEBROS

>>25866506
That's it. Screw getting out of here, we need to figure out what's up with those doors. Let's investigate!

>>25866482
>search guard corpse for door keys.

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>>25866506
captcha: tuberculosis slultim

>>25866548
seconded

>>25866539
>>25866506
If we can figure out how to harness this expansion of mass, we can create infinite metal! Which we can spell and purchase infinite skeletons!

>>25866558
DOOOOOOOOORS.

Get the keys, open these fuckers. Then find the people responsible. We will not stand for this!

>>25866581
We... we need to write a letter!

>>25866558
It's like a reverse tardis its bigger on the outside than the inside.
captcha: gonorrhoea entsocN

>>25866558
It all becomes clear. Our insidious oppressors are not the fleshlings, but the DOORS!

Quick! Run to the aid of our fellow oppressed - the STAIRS!

>>25866593
Strongly worded?

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>>25866548
>>25866560
>>25866529

>>25866498
Well, let's roll.

Literally. Let's roll down the stairs. Element of surprise and all that.

>>25866618
Great. Now, how high up are the keyholes?

>>25866618
>open all the doors
JAILBREAK!

That's what our jailers get for trying to oppress a future gravelord.

>>25866624
WE BUILD A LIVING SKELETON LADDER.

>>25866618
Excellent. Now to make the doors our bitches.

We should pull one of these doors from its hinges. Then we lay it flat and let it continue expanding until it breaks a hole into every wall in the way.

>>25866624
Don't worry there is 3 of us now we can just make another skeleton ladder

>>25866618
WE MUST DELVE DEEPER

>>25866614
Lets not burn our bridges... But certainly a stern one.
They are afterall our only living relatives.

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>>25866624

>>25866624
Has anyone considered that maybe the doors are fine, we just have horrific vertigo?

>>25866649
No! My dungeon crawling senses say to open all of the doors and check all of the rooms before continuing

>>25866618
Get the doors open, recruit more skeletons.

>>25866618
LIBERATE OUR BROTHERS!

>>25866667

We can do it. Guard skeleton must be strong, he can throw our waifu up there.

>>25866667
son of a bitch it looks like the cell was a lot higher up.

Something tells me OP doesn't want us to look through all of the doors.

>lock arms and torsos together to make skeleton wheel
>roll down the stairs like a boss

>>25866667
Is there anything we can use like rope on the gaurds body?

>>25866668
Maybe it's because we have no eyes and the magic powering us is shoddy.

Let's believe that the doors aren't super high. Maybe it'll work if we hold hands and believe really hard.

>>25866691
This.

>>25866682
>implying just because they are in prison they are nice skellys.

>>25866684
Are you sure? Look at him - no muscle at all! He's almost skin and bones!

Something ITT is disturbing
WHY THE DOORS ARE GIANT

>>25866691
This.
On the way, free our bretheren.

>>25866691
This.

Then we must find some thing to write our stern letter with.

>>25866705
Hey it the skellys didnt mean to do anything wrong the flesh just forced them too.
But don't worry we will free them from the evil flesh oppressors soon.

>>25866715
Just think of the giant skeletons we can get!

>>25866698
I'll take your theory on it, let's just use one skeleton to reach for the key hole to unlock the door

See? Skeleton democracy is falling us apart.

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im screen cappin this thread

>>25866698
Seconding this. After all, we did climb out of that door. This has to be in our heads.

>>25866756
I guess you could say we're boned.

>>25866763
Just archive it at the end.

>>25866769
Hey. That's not humerus.

>>25866769
Ooh. Lets save these puns for later. When someone livings around!

Their gonna need a punbulance!

>>25866667
We're gonna need more skeletons. Let's go downstairs and find more comrades to liberate.

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>>25866684

>>25866787
>by the time we get back, the doors have breached the ceiling

>>25866793
Quick! Let our waifu have the keys before she goes up there, otherwise we'd only cause trouble for ourselves!

>>25866763
Excellent, thank you.

>>25866793
NO MY LOVE

>>25866793
Oh god, why can't I stop laughing?

>>25866796
wait.

The doors only get bigger when we're not looking at them.

Watch the doors while our waifu flies! Don't want to miss!

>>25866793
I get the feeling he's going to overshoot and launch him clear out of the... prison, is that where we are?

>>25866793
Rotate our arms and skelecopter up there

>>25866793
Hes makin time with our gal!

>>25866819
YES.

YES.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

>>25866819
Make waifu do it after skelegaurd throws him/her

>>25866819
>>25866830
A.... i dont see how this is gonna work.

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>>25866846

Someone report this thread for being 2spooky

>>25866793
>>25866819

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>>25866864
oops

>>25866864
Don't risk our bro being smashed into pieces.
Skelecopter is far safer.

>>25866870
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS!

>>25866870
aw yiss

>>25866870
Liberate the skeleton trapped inside the door.

>>25866870
Tell waifu to stay aeriel

Open as many doors as we can

>>25866870
Wait what.
God damn door magic. Surely the guard has spare keys. Have them unlock the doors while we float down.

>>25866870
>>25866877

Shit.

>>25866877
Shit, I knew it! We'll get them next time, Anon.

But anyways, let's open those suckers.

Rolled 10

>>25866870
I roll to disbelieve.

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>>25866763

>Waifu: carefuly skelecopter down
>Skeleguard: open nearest door
>Skeleader: dance/play xylaphon on ribs

>>25866899
>>25866893
>float down
I can already see how this will end. We will instead unlock the doors ourself while waifu maintains aerial superiority.

>>25866920
Think of it as a class promotion.
She is now our new scout.

>>25866870
ZA WARUDO then open all the doors

http://chanarchive(addadot)org/request_votes vote for archival friends. Let the glorious tale of our boney quest never be forgotten.

>>25866920
Wait. But what if they start shrinking?

>>25866338
This is the best thing.

>>25866935
Newfags gonna newfag

>>25866951
I do what I can.

>>25866967
Go forth and lurk with the knowledge that /tg/has its own archive

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>>25866893
>>25866888
>>25866885
>>25866933

>>25866979
I am shamed. Shall I commit Sudoku?

>>25866982
>Did not za warudo
0/10

>>25866982
FORGET THE DOORS

GO EAST

>>25866990
Free your inner skeleton, anon

>>25866996
NO
Lock arms & torsos together to make skeleton wheel, and then roll down the stairs.

>>25866982
>Warning: Wet Paint
Roll in paint to help distinguish Skellies.

>>25866982
You really don't want to draw those rooms do you.
Alright lets head east

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>>25866994

>>25867012
Im changing my vote to
>>25867006

>>25867019
Much better. Now throw thousands of skelekeys at it.

>>25866982
DOOOOOOOORS!

That's it. We climbed through the bars of our doors. We can just do that with the others!

>>25867046
if we can catch them

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>>25866906

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>>25867006

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>>25867006
>>25867006

>>25865496
laughingreactionimage.mp4

>>25867063
Are we still rolling down the stairs?

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Someone posted IM GONNA CLEAVE THAT ASSHOLE APART in a different thread.

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>>25867063
Sorry for the wait. I just got auto banned somehow so I had to switch to ipad.

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>>25867063

Now we're talkin'.

>>25867082
for how long?

>>25867082
pls put tripcode back on. Makes ctrl+f more effective.

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>>25867057

>>25867082
Ah I didn't want to seem like i was rushing you it was just taking longer than usual.
Also ouch that may have been a bad idea.
Welp lets put ourselves back together

>>25867098
>trip in the email field
PANIC

>>25867098
Oh god I fucked that up, this is new trip

>>25867082
We must search for more skeletons to liberate

>>25867105
It's okay, I don't think anyone minds the brief issue.

Ill resume this in the morning.

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>>25867082
shall we pull ourselves together?

>>25867130
Best quest in years 10/10

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>>25867092

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>>25867130
That's not me
>>25867105
Here is a drawing as proof. Okay I will resume this tomorrow when the ban is up. Thanks for participating everybody! Sorry about the technical issues

>>25867156
>Thats not me
>But he is right

Sure Im not, sure Im not.

>>25867156
I would continue but moving files to ipad and posting with it is awful

>>25867156
>>25867168
awesome, thanks for the thread

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Gives new meaning to "dry humping"

>>25867082
Same here.

>>25867192
Me too actually.

>>25867156
>>25867137
Point stands.

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>>25867156
THIS is level 2.

We will take the village.

>>25867082
Strange. The same happened to me.

Oh I went to check out the banning issue on /q/ and apparently all the false bans have been lifted.

>>25867205
Zombies are just the undead allies of the meatprisons working to keep the skeleman down.

>>25867254
Did some mod just go ban-happy or something?

>>25867254
Anyway I'm pretty tired so I'll resume this sometime tomorrow anyway.

>>25867268
nah it was a rogue robot that doesn't play by the rules

>>25867268
Nah, robutt went rampant and gave everyone URL bans.

>>25867277
>>25867278
And here I thought I got banned for being a newfag. Not that it really mattered, I got a one day ban and it was 11:30 pm.

>>25867297
it prevented me making a wheel skeleton joke I'm pretty mad about it

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only casuals get banned

>>25867309
What was the joke?

>>25867410
it's too late anon, the dream is dead.

We'll see what happens when this thing starts up again tomorrow

Everyone that was auto-banned has been unbanned.
If only he waited a few more minutes.

>>25867433
He saw, decided to start again tomorrow anyways. Just as well, I'm the fourth person in this thread that got hit with the ban, and we might have lost even more who left in the meantime.

Best quest

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>>25867433
Oh good.

It's a little late, but here we go.

bumpo

I am so happy this thread wasn't pruned

Polite sage