>>25833414
Nicholas Ladville, a local greengrocer's son.

>>25833450
(we're ginger, btw)

(and gay)

>>25833414
Wolfgang Wolfgang, and we're a MANLY MAN, who tends to elderly peoples gardens

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Name: Christopher Phillips
Age: 16
Appearance: pic related
Bio: High school troublemaker, orphan. Has a goodie two shoes brother.

>>25833414
Also, for those who missed the first thread, Monsterhearts is nominally a roleplaying game about discovering your confused tenage sexuality through the metaphor of werewolves, vampires and other creatures of the night. It's meant to be about social interaction, romance, and high school drama. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is cited as an inspiration... but so is Twilight. Make of that what you will.

The ruleset is Apocalypse World, so 2d6 plus bonuses, higher is better, 7+ for a success (and 10+ for a complete success).

Theodore "Theo" Reid.
16 years old, average height, pretty well built, cool and friendly. Is a dork who likes computer games, fantasy books and magic tricks, but never speaks about them because he'd be too embarrassed. Brown hair and eyes, a bit tanned - got that from his mother. Lives with his divorced father who's a professor at the London university, and therefore is always away. His mom left when he was quite young - the last he heard from her was from her wedding with some douche from Hawaii. Balances schoolwork and working at a local library.

>>25833490
And is a chronic masturbator.

>>25833474
This one is good, let's go with it.

>>25833488
There's really no need to parody things like that. There's nothing you can do to make it worse.

>>25833414
Yu Narukami

>you are moving to a small town to live with your uncle, a local policeman

>>25833526
Please no.

>>25833474
>>25833490
So looks like two votes for each of these, anyone want to break the tie, or should I flip a coin?

>>25833548
Take the troublemaker.

>>25833548
troublemaker

>>25833556
Very well. Your name is Christopher Phillips, it is the day after your sixteenth birthday, and you've just killed yourself. Accidentally. Not that you didn't mean to kill yourself - the rope around your neck is evidence of that - but it was going to be elegant, graceful, a statement of control over the one thing in your life that was still yours. Not some asshole barging into your room while you were getting ready and startling you into falling off the chair.

Even in your death, the universe is making fun of you.

It's odd, though. You'd expect Heaven (or Hell) to be more beautiful, or more horrid. Full of choirs of angels or the screams of the damned. Instead you appear to be looking at... your bedroom ceiling.

That's not right. Your neck should have broken, you should be dead. You remember everything going blank. But you definitely seem to be alive. And here's the asshole that ruined it all, standing over you.

[]Your little sister. Annoying at the best of times, a terror at the worst. And a tattletale too.
[]That weird girl from school who's been stalking you. What's she doing here?
[]Your unrequited crush, one of the most popular girls in school (and your biology lab partner). Well, this is awkward.
[]Other (specify)

>>25833598
Other. That guy who's been stalking us for the last couple of days.

>>25833598
"Dad, what are you doing here? I thought you died in a car crash!"

>>25833598
Lets go with Little sister.

>>25833598
The little sister option sound creepy.

>>25833598
>[x]Your unrequited crush, one of the most popular girls in school (and your biology lab partner). Well, this is awkward.

>>25833598
Agreed with little sister.

Can I attempt a roll to arouse her with my farts?

>>25833637
Yeah, let's not pick it.

>>25833642
Ignore him OP.

>>25833642
>>25833647
Its the only one where I don't see a clear cause and effect. I say pick it.

>>25833598
>[]Your unrequited crush, one of the most popular girls in school (and your biology lab partner). Well, this is awkward.

>>25833640
>>25833663
I'll second these, teenage drama HO!

>>25833598
>[]Your unrequited crush, one of the most popular girls in school (and your biology lab partner). Well, this is awkward.

heads up OP archive this before some troll puts it down as rapequest

>>25833676
Ok, this seems to have some consensus, closing votes and writing up post.

>>25833649
It's in the rules of the game!

> got deleted
Fuckin' hell, I was just starting to have fun.

>>25833640
>>25833663
>>25833670
>>25833676

Isabella Donaldson is standing over you, looking at you with a curious expression. Not quite shock or surprise. It's hard to put your finger on it. "Chris? Christopher, are you all right? What the hell was that? I thought you were dead for a moment there. This isn't about your birthday, is it? I know I promised we'd do some project work but I just had to go to that party... this is a bit of an overreaction, isn't it? Look, I... I came round to see if we could work on it today, maybe get something to show Mr Coombs, and..."

She trails off, kneeling down and loosening the remains of the cut-off noose from around your neck. The skin where it cut into you feels numb rather than bruised. As she leans down to get behind your neck, her breasts press against your chest and you can see down her top.

You feel a strange hunger bubbling up inside you as you look at her skin. Not just for food, not just for sex, something deeper, meaner. A hunger for...

[]Flesh. Raw, bloody. Lots of it. Preferably, but not exclusively, human.
[]Chaos. You want to stir up trouble, to start fights between people, anything to make this place less *boring*.
[]Power. Control, dominance, whatever you want to call it. Just as long as the world knows you're in charge now.
[]Fear. You're a monster now. Might as well exploit it. And it feels so good to see them whimper and cower.

>>25833780
(Also, the thread is now archived at http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25833414/. And the QM would appreciate it if you could mark your votes explicitly with an [x].)

>>25833780
>[]Power. Control, dominance, whatever you want to call it. Just as long as the world knows you're in charge now.

>>25833780
>[X]Chaos. You want to stir up trouble, to start fights between people, anything to make this place less *boring*.

>>25833780
[x]Power

>>25833780
>[]Power. Control, dominance, whatever you want to call it. Just as long as the world knows you're in charge now.

>>25833780
>[x]Power. Control, dominance, whatever you want to call it. Just as long as the world knows you're in charge now.

>>25833780
>[]Power. Control, dominance, whatever you want to call it. Just as long as the world knows you're in charge now.

>>25833850
woops, forgot the [x]

>>25833780

>[x]Power. Control, dominance, whatever you want to call it. Just as long as the world knows you're in charge now.

>>25833871
The [x] isn't absolutely required for me to count the vote, but it helps prevent posts like >>25833637, which could easily have been a vote for or a vote against.

Anyway, that looks like a fairly rapid consensus. I'll leave voting open a bit longer in case there's another sudden influx of votes, but I've started writing my post now.

>>25833780

>[x]Flesh. Raw, bloody. Lots of it. Preferably, but not exclusively, human.

Yummy.

>>25833910
You get up, rubbing softly at your neck, expecting a band of raw flesh. Instead your neck just feels smooth. Slightly colder than usual. You touch your hands together. Yep, definitely colder than usual. Something to worry about later. For now, Isabella is still looking nervous and worried. About you. How sweet. How... interesting.

"So, you said you wanted to work on our project?"
"Yeah, but... you were just..."
"Sit down. Don't worry about it. It was... an accident."
"An... accident?"
"That's right. Just forget about it. Go and sit down."
"I... um. Okay."

Isabella is a few weeks older than you, blond, and drop-dead gorgeous. Literally, in your case. You know that she's just been using you to get good grades on the project, but you thought it might eventually lead to something more. You were heartbroken when she blew off your birthday to go get drunk with college students. But now all that seems less important somehow. What is important is that you told Isabella DOnaldson to go and sit down, and now she's meekly sitting at the small table that serves as your desk, laying out some papers from your project folder.

This feels... good.

[]Sit and work diligently on your project for a little while. You're definitely the brains of this outfit, so if you want to do well you'd better put in the effort.
[]Work? But we're just getting warmed up. See what else you can tell Isabella to do.
[]See if you can find someone else to talk to, find out whether this is just Isabella being strange or whether it's something wrong with you.
[]This is freaking you out. You're dead, and cold, and you have no idea what's going on. You should get out of the room for a little while. Get some fresh air, maybe that will help you think.
[]Other (specify)

>>25834014
>[x]Work? But we're just getting warmed up. See what else you can tell Isabella to do.

>>25834028
>[X]Work? But we're just getting warmed up. See what else you can tell Isabella to do.

>>25834014

>[x]This is freaking you out. You're dead, and cold, and you have no idea what's going on. You should get out of the room for a little while. Get some fresh air, maybe that will help you think.

>>25834014
>[x]Work? But we're just getting warmed up. See what else you can tell Isabella to do.
fuck yeah, shenanigans time

>>25834014
>[x]Work? But we're just getting warmed up. See what else you can tell Isabella to do.

>>25834014
I love how there is no bullshit start with this quest. Right in. Nice hook. Good job MH.

Could you take the first five votes? The wait is a killer.

>>25834199
Typing now, sorry.

>>25834028
>>25834046
>>25834083
>>25834092

You sit down at the table - it's short enough that you're sitting on the floor rather than on chairs. You beckon Isabella over.
"Wouldn't we work better if we were reading all the pages the same way up?"
"Uh... sure, I guess so." She seems much more flustered than usual. Although that may be to do with just having seen you hung from a noose.
You pat the patch of floor right next to you. "Sit here."
Isabella wordlessly scurries over, kneeling right next to you. Yes, this feels good. This feels right.
"You know, Isabella, you work too hard."
"What are you talki - eep!"
You lean back a little and start to stroke her shoulders gently.
"Chris, no, that's not - I didn't - stop!" She darts to her feet.
"Chris, you're acting a little... weird. I get that you don't want to talk about what happened, but this is kind of... I mean, not that I didn't like... oh, never mind, Look, I'll... I'll see you at school. Bring the folder. Remember, Biology tomorrow. Mr Coombs will want to at least see that we have something resembling a project, or we'll both be in detention."

She gets up, slightly shakily, picks up her coat from the floor by the door, and leaves.

Today is Sunday, and as Isabella just reminded you, you have Biology on Monday morning. Still, your project isn't as far behind as Mr Coombs thinks it is, and you probably have the rest of the day to yourself. Barrellton has a small cinema, although you're not sure what's on, a park, a library, and not much else in the way of kids' entertainment. Your mother disapproves of video game consoles, so that's out. Still, you have a few options for how to pass your time. And there's always the project, if you want to finish that off early.

What do you want to do next?

[]Go out somewhere (specify)
[]Stay in and work
[]Stay in on the computer - it's not got many games, but it's good for procrastinating
[]Other (Specify)

>>25834257
[X]Go out somewhere

What's this new control we have? She was like putty in our hands. Fuck the project, good 'ol Isabella will do that for us anyway. Lets go out, cinema sounds good, lets see if we can work our magic and get some free tickets to a movie.

>>25834306
Do note that the reason Isabella was deigning to work with you in the first place was that her Biology marks are terrible. Also she left the folder and all the notes in your room. At some point this afternoon or tonight you'll need to tidy that up and make it presentable for your teacher, but it won't take all day.

>>25834257

[]Go out somewhere (specify)

>Cinema

>>25834257
>stay in and work

Gotta get our shit done

>>25834257
[X]Go out somewhere (to the library!)

>>25834481
Not a bad choice actually. Hot librarian chicks.

>>25834485
I was thinking we could check out the Necronomicon, she's hot.
and the Gazette of the Recently Undead for infodumping

>>25834485
Ok, we appear to currently be tied between the cinema and the library. Five minutes and then I'll flip a coin. (Or roll a d2, rather)

>>25834589
I change my mind for library

>>25834589
>>25834481 switching vote to cinema.

>>25834640 >>25834641
doh! Sorry.
Your move, gentleman.

Rolled 2

>>25834640
>>25834641
.......

>>25834589
1: Library
2: Cinema

>>25834663
Cinema it is. Post soon.

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>>25834640
>>25834641
lol

This thread looks interesting, shame about the last one being derpleeted, but mods are just humans too.
Time to play catch-up.

>>25834677
Barrellton's cinema is a fairly small thing, not massively popular even when it's not Sunday afternoon, although there's always a few people hanging around nearby for lack of anything better to do. You glance around. A couple of losers, the dropouts and drunks of the school. Oh, and that new girl, the transfer student - April? No, Avril. Standing on her own, looking a touch lost. She's short, quite pale and has striking ivy-green hair, which matches her eyes. Before, you only had eyes for Isabella, but looking at her now... yes, she's definitely hot. You make your way over to her.


"Hey, Avril. What's up? Waiting for someone?"
"Well I thought I was, but apparently not. Are you here with someone, Chris?"
"Uh, no, not right now."

"Great!" She skips forward and takes your arm. "You're with me now, then. Let's go see a film! You can pick what we're watching, seeing as how you're paying."

"I didn't..." She's dragging you towards the ticket desk already. That girl is surprisingly strong for her size.
There are three films with afternoon showings today. Or you could pry this crazy girl off your arm and ask her what's going on.

[]A Midsummer Night's Dream. Another Shakespeare re-hash; made into a sappy romance film. Perfect for seeing with a date.
[]The Shuffling Corpses. Horror movie, spin-off of the popular TV series and comic books. Not very romantic, but with the potential for frightened girl clinging to your arm.
[]Kick-Ass 3: Now with even more Violence! A pure action film through and through. What you might be watching if you were here on your own.
[]Pry this crazy girl off your arm and ask her what's going on.
[]Oh hey, they're also showing... a rerun of Star Trek V? You have no idea why. It's not like anyone will want to go see it.
[]Other (specify)

>>25834962

The Shuffling Corpses. If she complains, lay the mental smackdown about how it isn't quite fair if we're paying that she doesn't like our choice.

>>25834991
This. Lets see what we can learn about her too.

(also OP please try to be a little faster I thought you had left)

>>25834962
[X] Other (Quickie in the toilets)
Then
[X] A Midsummer Night's Dream.

>[x]Oh hey, they're also showing... a rerun of Star Trek V? You have no idea why. It's not like anyone will want to go see it.

Wasn't Star Trek V generally considered pretty bad?

>>25835021
>>25834991
These.

>>25834962
>[x]Kick-Ass 3: Now with even more Violence! A pure action film through and through. What you might be watching if you were here on your own.

>>25835215
I assume it's some kind of foreshadowing. Unless OP likes it of course.

>>25835230
empty theatre.
what else can anyone think of?

>>25835215
Just means there are little to no people when we try out commanding her to do stuff.

>>25835295
stick with shuffling corpses

>>25835215
>>25835021
>>25834991
Seems like reasonable consensus. Starting writing now.
(And don't worry, I wouldn't leave without telling you first. I'm just trying to make sure everyone gets to vote).

>>25835324
>I'm just trying to make sure everyone gets to vote).
Don't.
Set a time limit and stick with it.

>>25835347
This, but not so blunt.

>>25835324
The film isn't as good as the comic books - not that you'd admit to reading those in the presence of a virtual stranger. Although she's not acting like one - she's clinging to your arm and giggling as though this were a real date. Maybe a horror flick will shake her off a little.

She giggles again when you tell her what film you've decided upon. "Ooooh, spooky. Hey Chris, promise me you won't cling to my arm and scream like a little girl? I don't want to have to be the manly one in this relationship."

"Relationship? You only moved here a few weeks ago, we've barely spoken -"

She turns, looking straight into your eyes, pressing your arm between her breasts. "Oh, sure. We should get to know each other better, have lunch, awkwardly fumble towards a confession of mutual liking, then maybe have a few dates before we finally work up the courage to kiss.

But I saw the way you looked at me outside. I see how you move when I'm holding your arm, how you've been staring at my tits and my ass. I think you want me. Do you want me, Chris? You can have me... if you promise to be mine."


((Roll 2d6 to hold steady and not get flustered. I'll take the best of the first 3. Success is on a 5+ here. Unless of course you just want to go along with her...))

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>25835395
Stay in control. Retake the initiative.

Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>25835395
We are the apex predator.

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>25835395

damn, choosing power then becoming a petite little girl's boy-toy...
not thats its all bad, but i hope we win the roll.

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>25835395
Smooth operation.
And shit, is she of the Unseeli Court or something?

>>25835360
>>25835347
These.

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>25835441
Looks like a winner.

>>25835470 Yup. I'm ashamed to admit I'm >>25835028

>>25833414
May I ask why it was deleted? last time I checked it was going pretty well.

Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>25835503
>May I ask why it was deleted? last time I checked it was going pretty well.
Probably proxy reporting/ false reporting for illegal content.

>>25835489
Maybe we can make up for lost time.

>>25835510
Wait, can we use this roll, OP?

>>25835510
Whoa, boxcars.

>>25835525
Doesn't matter, it's still the best result possible.

>>25835525
OP, please don't. You'd have neverending rolling and crits everytime.

>>25835441
((A critical success. Nice work, anon. You'll get a bonus for the rest of the scene for retaking control of the situation so smoothly and definitely.))
>>25835451
((You wouldn't just automatically become her boy-toy for failing one roll, but it would upset your cool and make the rest of the scene more awkward for you.)).
You look right back at her, staring her down silently. Not saying a word, just staring with a hard cold gaze. She looks up at you, biting her lip playfully and reaching up to run a finger across your chest... and falters slightly.

"I, um... Chris, I just... sorry." She sighs, and stops clinging to your arm, although she keeps hold of your hand. "You just seemed so cool and confident, and I wanted to... get a little commitment, before all the popular girls jump in and claim you. I'm sorry, I came on way too strong, didn't I? Can... can you forgive me?"
She's biting her lip again, but only a little.

Is there anything you want to say to her, or do you just want to go watch the film?

>>25835574
'You can make it up to me later'

>>25835525
((Sorry, I said best of first three. But you still got the best possible success.))

>>25835574
"it's fine. i cannot not forgive you after those compliments. lets go watch the film."
pull her a bit closer, let her know i have no problem with being close to her, as long as im in control

>>25835574
Plan how to ruin the movie.
Buy popcorn and soda..
Get her phone number. Call her during the film. Use your phone like a torch to look for a fallen popcorn.

>>25835574
Anything? (unzips fly)

>that moment where we lose control

Will be fucking hot.

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>>25835574
Pic related.

>>25835667
If you want to seduce her you'll need at least some lines of dialogue. (Although a few other anons have already provided good comments along those lines, so you can support them.)

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>>25835655

>>25835655
Maybe work up to that.

"It seems you already made me forget Isabella. You'll be fine. But 'promise being yours' was some heavy words."

>>25835574
Ok, that's a good set of lines and a general consensus on approach. Also, twenty minutes have passed since my previous post, which will be the default time limit from now on. Starting to write next post.

>>25835812
Care to half that?

>>25835822
Indeed.
We're about 10 players at most. We really don't need to wait this long.

>>25835822
((If there's solid consensus at 10 minutes I'll cut it off there, but if there's still dispute I'll leave it until twenty minutes before I bring out the dice to decide.))


>>25835812

"That's fine, Avril. I forgive you - I couldn't possibly not forgive you after those compliments. You can make it up to me later."

She clutches your hand a little tighter as you get some soft drinks and head into the cinema screen, picking seats up near the back where no-one will be watching you.

As you thought, the film is much less interesting than the comics... which leaves you free to concentrate on Avril. She doesn't seem all that frightened by the zombies, but nonetheless she's pressed up against you again, resting her head on your shoulder. Peacefully, not sensually, but you're still very close to her.


If you want to try to seduce her in the relative privacy of the darkness, roll 2d6, best of first 3 wins.

Rolled 6, 1 = 7

>>25835962
Nibble the fuck of her ear.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>25835962
>>25835973
I'll second this.

Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>25835973
nibble the ear out of her fuck

Rolled 5, 1 = 6

>>25835962
ten minutes sounds better OP. if that's too short for your liking, then at least make it 15.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2

rolling to seduce the fuck out and into her.

>>25835973
fuck the ear. No wait. Just nibble that thing, kiss the next too. Bitches love that.

>>25836004
neck*

>>25835990
((Well, damn. And with a +3 on top of that, no less. Give me an extra minute or two to rewrite this next bit to take account of just how massively you succeed there.))

>>25835990
oh, ear action is always fun. my hopes are high with this crit.

>>25835990
Looks like we forgot to turn off our swag

>>25836013
>>25836004
>>25835990
>>25835987
>>25835973
/tg/ -- Smooth operators.
>>25836002
Not. Today.

>>25836004
if i was the qm, i would seriously consider ear fucking with that roll.
but please, dont do that op.

>>25835990
And now she moans louder than a phone ringing. Mission >>25835652 accomplished.

>>25836013
You lean over in your seat, stroking her hair and then pulling it away from her ear, leaning in to kiss and nibble along its curve. With your other hand you deftly fish an ice cube from your drink and run it up the hollow of her throat. After teasing her with the ice cube a few more times, you lift it between your fingers and firmly push it between her lips. She reflexively sucks both the ice cube and your fingers into her mouth, then starts to suck on your fingers in earnest. She looks up at you, staring deep into your eyes, and starts to lean down to your lap...


And suddenly the relative silence of the cinema is broken by a wailing baby. It's loud and piercing and it makes it hard to concentrate on anything much more than covering your ears. By the time the infant and its loud, argumentative mother are finally escorted out of the cinema, the mood is fairly heavily shattered, and the film is ending quite soon. Avril is still staring at you with a deep lustful gaze, though, and one of her hands is clutching yours. The other is scribbling down her phone number on a piece of paper.
"That was, um... incredible, Chris. If you want to see me again, any time, for anything, just let me know, okay? Anything at all." She bites her lip again, hard, but it doesn't seem like a teasing gesture this time. She hands you her number and then quickly hurries to the ladies' room.

What do you want to do now?

>>25836161
Follow her in of course. We ain't done.

>>25836200
inb4 wild chase through the city because the police wants our hide for lewd conduct.

>>25836161
text her "what did you run in there for? tell me the truth."

>>25835028
Now.

>>25836161
Anything? (unzips fly)

>>25836161
We're a motherfucking sexual tyrannosaurus.

>>25836222
HAHAHAHAHA.
...do it.

>>25836200
This.

She gave us a number and that sounded a lot like a goodbye so I guess we're done for now. Maybe head home and give the rope thing another go? It seemed to work out pretty well the last time, even if it didn't exactly succeed.

>>25836161
Oh, right.
Leave before she comes out.
Let's allow her to stew for a bit.
Call her later tonight, perhaps.

>>25836222
I'll third this.

>>25836161
Text 'Wanna fly a kite sometime?'

Guys, let's not overextend our sexual magnetism right now. She might come to her senses, and that would be bad.

>>25836222
This is too autistic for me. She obviously ran in to get away from us, pee, or masturbate. The exact reason isn't something it's really good to ask in any possible case. This is a vote against.

>>25836310
>moderation and reasonable behavior in the face of possible sex
We're playing a teenager.

>>25836291
>>25836283
>>25836320
These.

>>25836283
I think we should try the hanging again, but not now. I like the idea of hanging by our neck for the hell of it, like Odin.

>>25836222
>>25836200
Right, three votes for each of these and three votes for running away (plus >>25836307 which I presume is slang of some sort but I don't recognise it right away so I'm not sure to count it as a vote for >>25836222)

Tiebreakers, anyone?

>>25836310
Can we even be overextended? Let's not find out on our first chance at sex since we were just bummed enough to try suicide earlier today.

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>>25836200
This.
EYES ON THE PRIZE BOY.

>>25836348
"fly a kite" means "get high". Not sex.

>>25836222
I'd say instead of this text we just send "would you like some assistance in there?

>>25836355
Tiebreaker, check.
>>25836358
Ah, I see. Makes sense once you know, I just didn't recognise it.

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>>25836348
No, honest kite flying.

>>25836365
That's not a less autistic line.

>>25836365
then if she really get in there for a shit thats even worse.
im laughing thinking about it.

>>25836378
1 girl 1 guy 1 cup

>>25836369
You glance around for a moment and dart into the ladies' toilets... to find that an old, elderly lady is standing by the washbasins. As she sees you she calls out "Young man, you're in the wrong bathrooms! Out, now." She waves her umbrella in your direction.

There's definitely faint moans coming from one of the stalls. Not painful moans, either. Not loud enough for most people to hear, though.

>>25836369
i think you should roll for it op.
seems like there are no tiebrakers

>>25836393
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
This is the power of crits.

>>25836394
((Once time runs out it's a question of whoever posts next. Unless we get absolutely simultaneous posting like >>25834640 >>25834641))

>>25836394
well, shit... nevermind.

>>25836393
now we can go with this >>25836222 and start back home to work on the biology project.

>>25836393
Don't cross an old lady. We'll have to duck out. And it looks like she's too busy to receive a text now. I guess we may as well head out.

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>>25836393
>mvq
We really ARE a bodice-ripper novel protag to her, are we?

>>25836418
*aren't we
>>25836416
>>25836413
Hmmm...
Sure, why not?
Let's combine these.

>>25836393
Is the men's room nearby? If yes, skulk around and wait for the old hag to leave than rush in that stall like a motherfucker. If no, deploy jedi mind trick: "this is not the toilet you're looking for..."

>>25836418
>to her
I don't think you read the OP well enough.

Just read this from the OP on.

So we hung ourselves and now we have sex appeal? How is this in any way like real life.

>>25836435
...fair enough.

>>25836465
In real life women like men that are hung.

Go out, check the library now? We need to build our harem.

>>25836465
What, you've never wandered over to the movie theater and had a woman decide to be your date and then go masturbate to you in the bathroom?

>>25836465
>So we hung ourselves and now we have sex appeal? How is this in any way like real life.
We're a vampire.
Vampires are sexy.
Easy, no?

>>25836490
I'm pretty sure we're some other kind of undead, since blood wasn't involved in any way.

So this is basically WoD vs Charmed?

>>25836393
You back off quickly out of the bathroom, and head outside, tapping off a quick text on your phone. You don't receive an immediate reply, but you weren't expecting one.

Do you want to go to...
[] The library?
[] The park?
[] Back home?
[]Other??

>>25836465
>real life
you missed the part where we are alive when we should be dead?

>>25836465
"Vampires are beartraps for human pussy"
-Howard the Wolfman

>>25836509
I'm assuming we're a Ghoul with the move that lets you Turn On with Cool, because Ghouls have crap Hot normally.

>>25836510
WoD/Charmed/Anne Rice/Vampire Diaries/Buffy/anything else with modern supernatural people fucking and fighting each other

>>25836521
>[x] Back home?
>work on biology project.

>>25836509
Hm, which other undead have access to Glammer/animal magnetism/compulsion?

>>25836521
[X] The library
[X] Work on bio project there.

>>25836521
[X] Back home

>>25836521
Wait, what did we text her?

>>25836541
In a bodice-ripper? All of them.

>>25836521
Back home, for another go with the rope and then work on Bio.

[X] The library

>>25836541
If we don't work on it, we are promised sweet detention with Isabella.

>>25836567
>detention
That's not how it works, man. We just get a shit grade.

>>25836544
You texted her "What did you really run in there for, babe? Having fun? You know you want to tell me."
A slightly less clinical version of >>25836222, basically.

Just so you know OP this is my favorite quest in the citadel right now.

>>25836556
In that case, probably werewolf.
Stop putting the breaks on my speculah train with your reasonable arguments!!

>>25836567
Hah, unlikely.
Besides, I'd rather impress.

>>25836583
>texting with full spelling and capitals
What a nerd.

>>25836592
I assume that we have one of the phones where the keyboard is useable.

>>25836592
>What a nerd.
Well...

>>25834014
>. You know that she's just been using you to get good grades on the project, but you thought it might eventually lead to something more. You were heartbroken when she blew off your birthday to go get drunk with college students.
We are.
Well.
Used to be.
Dying kinda helped with that.

>>25836603
>not using "u" as "you"
Still a nerd, nerd.

>>25836592
>typn liek dis 2 ur frendz
All my hate.

Library

We are a nerd no?

>>25836625
Have you ever been in a situation where the half a second you saved not bothering to type two letters was a vitally important, life-altering part of your day? Or are you just lazy?

If you're going to do something like that that's hardly time-critical, take the time to do it right.

>>25836579
See >>25834257
>Mr Coombs will want to at least see that we have something resembling a project, or we'll both be in detention.
At least she wanted to have us think there was some possibility.

>>25836625
Butcher.

>>25836612
Holy shit I somehow missed that. Full autistic beta mode.

>>25836592
typing incomprehensible cringe-worthy texts. what a faggot.

>>25836664
More like Isabella is a manipulative slut.

>>25836567
No thanks.

>>25836664
Now some of the earlier lines make sense in a roleplaying context. I still think it was just autism on the part of the posters though.

>>25836521
I count three votes each for library and home, general consensus to work on the project. Anyone want to break the tie?

>>25836684
>not wanting the best girl

>>25836693
>not wanting full harem

Rolled 9

Odds: Library.
Evens: Home.

>>25836703
Ein reich. Ein volk. Ein waifu.

Rolled 10

>>25836704
Meant to cite
>>25836691

>>25836703
>not wanting to unlive for much longer

>>25836704
Good enough. To the library you go, then. Writing next post up now.

>>25836714
??
We have mind powers so we can smooth over harem problems with enough time and rolls.

Man, I'm digging this quest but it's my bed time and it doesn't update fast enough to keep me awake.

Rolled 3

>>25836779
>Man, I'm digging this quest but it's my bed time and it doesn't update fast enough to keep me awake.
Heh, I feel ya.

>>25836779
Sleep is for the weak

>>25836715
Evening is starting to draw in by now, but you know that the library is open quite late, and it would be a good source for more books for your Biology project (which happens to be on Gregor Mendel's work with the DNA of peas. Not much of a challenging topic, but difficult to present in a non-dull fashion). As you walk, you notice that you're not getting as chilly as you might expect, and your skin still feels a little bit cold, except for the two fingers Avril was sucking on earlier. Despite this, you feel good. Very good. Like you've had a nice big Christmas dinner and now you're satiated and happy.

The library is fairly empty at this time of the evening - the elderly male librarian who's going slowly deaf, who greets you warmly but slightly loudly as you come in. His slightly younger subordinate who tries to shush him a little, for the good of the library. Oh, and you see Jill at one of the tables, reading some hefty tome.

Jill is one of your fellow nerds - or was. You're not quite sure you count as a nerd any more. She always looks calm when she's reading, at least compared to how nervous and flinchy she can be the rest of the time. She also has an even worse social life than you do - she lives alone with her mother, who's extremely strict and allows no visitors, or overnight visits by her to anyone else.

She has long, mousy brown hair, a little bit ragged, and a face that's pretty enough, but a touch below gorgeous. You can easily take all the books you want and go without disturbing her, if you choose, or even work on a nearby table for a while - once she's absorbed in a good book she's not easily broken out of it.

[]Go and talk to Jill.
[]Get your books, sit and work at a nearby table and wait for her to finish the book on her own. It won't take too long with the speeds she reads at.
[]Take your books and leave.
[]Other (specify)

Rolled 2, 3 = 5

>>25836842
>[X]Get your books, sit and work at a nearby table and wait for her to finish the book on her own. It won't take too long with the speeds she reads at.

>>25836877
Forgot to turn dice off, sorry.

>>25836842
>[x]Get your books, sit and work at a nearby table and wait for her to finish the book on her own. It won't take too long with the speeds she reads at.

>>25836842
[X]Get your books, sit and work at a nearby table and wait.

>>25836842
[X]Get your books, sit and work at a nearby table and wait for her to finish the book on her own. It won't take too long with the speeds she reads at.
[X] Actually do work in the meantime.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Monsterhearts%20Quest
In the meantime, please vote it up.

If we are need some rest from the hardworking before she's done reading:
text Avril, saying we enjoyed the time we spent with her, wishing to reiterate the experience.

>>25836842
Writing next post now. Have patience, anons.

>>25837006
You pick up a few books on the history of science and genetics, get out some notepaper and start checking things out, making a note of any particularly useful page or diagram

Partway through you get a text back from Avril: "I was touching myself of course. after how good you made me feel it was that or bending over for you in the middle of the hallway. come over to my place sometime and I'll show you what I mean"

This is a touch distracting, but you keep working through your books for about twenty minutes before Jill's head pops up from her book and she calls out "Oh, Chris! - Oops, sorry." She walks over and at a much more moderate volume says "Hi, Chris. When did you get here? Sorry about that - Escher and fractals - couldn't tear myself away.... have you... cut your hair? You look different somehow. And a bit more pale. I know this sounds weird coming from me, but you should get more sunlight. Oh, is that for your project? Have you been having a good weekend, then? Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry, I nearly forgot. Happy Birthday. I'm sorry I couldn't come to your party - you know my mother - parties are a waste of good prayer time and all that."

What would you like to say to her?

>>25837054
>Partway through you get a text back from Avril: "I was touching myself of course. after how good you made me feel it was that or bending over for you in the middle of the hallway. come over to my place sometime and I'll show you what I mean"
...
Dayum.

>>25837054
Seduce her mother.

>>25837054
"thank you. i know your situation, so its fine. i dont know if it is for good or bad but all i can say is i'm having a 'different' weekend.
anyways, i might be a bit pale, but you look more beautiful than ever today. something changed?"

>>25837054
oh god she's a hunter

>>25837054
Thank her for the "happy birthday".
Compliment her for her look, she's stunning.
Invite her for dinner, that's not a waste of time, she was going to eat anyway.

>>25837054
>What would you like to say to her?
Lay a hand on hers.
"Jill, you're babbling, calm down. It's okay. Sit".
Use a bit of The Will.

>>25837054
((Right, ten minutes. Writing next post now.))

>>25837165
Support

>>25837163
actually it would make more sense if we made her invite to hers for dinner to make it up to us, since she cant come to our home because of her mother.
lets see what op cooks for us.

>>25837117
Seducing the daughter and make the mother go gay would be satisfying.

>>25837212
"Jill, it's alright. Calm down. Sit."

"Um... right, right. Sorry. Sorry, I know I always tend to - oops. There I go again." She sits on the bench next to you, pauses and takes a deep breath.

"That's better. Thanks for the birthday wishes, I know about your situation with your mother so don't worry about the party. My weekend? Well, it's been.... different. I don't know if that's good or bad yet. Speaking of different, did you know you look absolutely stunning tonight?"

Jill blushes a deep, deep scarlet. "Chris, you... you shouldn't tease me like that. It's mean."

"Anyway, I was thinking, since you've probably been in the library all day and haven't been eating properly, that we should get dinner in town. My treat."

"Dinner? Y-you and me, having... but we're not, I mean, that would be sinful... oh, sorry, I'm babbling and being ridiculous, you just meant two friends going for a snack. Sorry. Ignore me. Yes, I'd love that. Just a quick bite to eat, though, my mother will want me back before curfew or else." She visibly flinches at 'or else'.

You both pack up your books, the librarians having any number of stray plastic carrier bags for people to take their books home in, and head for the town's high street. There's a small cafe that's still open, a sandwich bar, a few takeaways, pizza and Chinese alike, and the town's only real restaurant - not impossibly expensive for you, since you don't have much to spend your allowance on, but not cheap, and Jill will definitely be uncomfortable.

[]Cafe
[]Sandwiches
[]Takeaway
[]Restaurant
[]Other? ... You could buy food from a supermarket and eat it outside, if you wanted. It's getting dark and chilly, though. Or you might think of something unique.

>>25837350
Pizza
Pizza
Pizza

>>25837350
[X] Pizza.

>>25837350
>[x]Other?
>take sanwiches and drinks to go and head for the park.
if there are less people around she wont be bothered by a few touches, and possibly more.

>>25837378
We nerds. We feed of pizza and beer.

But I'm concerned it might be what OP meant with
>haven't been eating properly

>>25837405
Full Harem Route?

>>25837378
[X]Other?
>Go to her moms houses and have dinner

>>25837431
How do you think this will end?

>>25837417
actually i want to head into seducking stuck-up mother/daughter route. but it'll probably be some time before we get there.

by the way we didnt answer avril's text.well, all the better considering her personality.

>>25837467
Great!

>inb4 we die

>>25837405
Pizza has one advantage over sandwiches. It always comes with a tomato covering sauce that can easily make stains on her pretty dress.

And we wouldn't want her to be scolded by her mother. So we'd take on ourselve to scoop any sauce, licking and sucking through the cloth to remove any trace.

>>25837520
Sun Tzu pls. You're dead and have no business being on 4chan.

>>25837350
((Ten minute check, writing))

>>25837405
Do it.

>>25837550
You briefly suggest going back to Jill's place and having her mother cook for you both. She flinches again.

"Bring... bring a boy home with me? I couldn't, Chris, I... it'd be the same as admitting that I wanted to... with you... and, and she'd..." She twitches a bit more. "I couldn't, Chris. Please, don't... don't joke about stuff like that, okay?"

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean... how about pizza, okay? Let's go get some pizza."

"That'd be lovely, Chris. Thank you." She calms down and wipes a few teardrops from her eyes. You insist on getting a large pizza with your and her favourite toppings, and share one or two slices with her, laughing and joking all the while. She's generally a very precise and tidy eater, but you do spot one sauce stain on the tip of her nose and lean in to lick it off. She blushes scarlet again, but doesn't stop you.

Once you finish the pizza, the two of you head out briefly to the park and sit on a bench, looking up at the stars. After a few minutes Jill says "I should get going, if I'm going to be back home before curfew. Thank you for dinner, Chris. It was really lovely." There's a real note of happiness and joy in her voice. It's sadly rare to hear from her.

Anything you want to say before she heads home?

>>25837677
is you mother hurting you?

>>25837677
kiss her.
"i dont know the exact details, but i know you are always troubled because of your mother. i'm glad i managed to cheer you up for an evening.
i want to ask you jill, how abusive is your mother against you?"

>>25837699
>>25837779

Maybe ask a bit more diplomatically?
Or use The Will.
>kiss her.
Forehead, if you really want to.

>>25837802
Forehead kisses are 2adorable4me. Go for it.

>>25837677
Let's offer our hand for her to stand up, and keep holding her hand if she doesn't say anything. Walk her home (maybe to the corner of her street, if she freaks out). Kiss her goodnight.

>>25837779
this

>>25837677
Oh, right.
Try to recall whether we have her number.
Ask after it in case we don't.

>>25837802
nah.. go for the a soft kiss on the lips.

>>25837849
You already know that Jill isn't allowed to have a mobile phone at all. Boys might use it to call her, she might be sent sinful texts, etc. etc.

>>25837861
You want to give the poor girl a heart attack?

>>25837831
This
forehead kiss

can we beat the shit out of her mother?

>>25837882
Officially speaking she's a respected pillar of the community and a prominent figure in church charity drives.

Also, that's ten minutes. Next post shortly.

>>25837882
we'll eventually fuck her up good and ruin her life. probably partially ruining jill's to some degree in the process. but at least she'll be free.

>>25837873
Sinful texts. Otherwise known as Sinxting.

>>25837905
also where do they live?

>>25837882
You can make her sin. I doubt she has a loving husband.

>>25837873
>>25837932

Clearly, it's our mission to acquire a cheap but sturdy phone for her and use it to send lewd messages whenever possible.
>Sinxting
11/10

>>25837946
Yeah, envying her daughter for her bf's swag. I like how you think.

>>25837916
>we'll eventually fuck her up good

Why not just fuck her?

>>25837992
why not rape her daughter
her reaction would be hilarious

>>25838015
>why no just mindrape her
.her daughter's reaction would be hilarious
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>>25838038
i meant the mother

>I really need to learn how to write

So we turn the angelic mom into a sexaddict?

>>25837905
You get up and offer your hand to help Jill up. She blushes again, a little less deeply than before, but takes your hand and holds onto it gently.

"Jill, your mother... does she hurt you?"

Jill looks down and doesn't meet your eyes at all as she talks.

"You don't understand, Chris. It's for my own good. To purge my soul of the sins of Eve. It's just.... just a little physical pain. That's nothing compared to the fires of Hell, right? I.... I don't want to talk about it any more. You wouldn't understand."

She stays silent the rest of the way back to the small road on which she and her mother live. Then she pulls her hand away from yours and turns, then turns back to you. She's still looking at the floor.

"Th... thank you, Chris. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have... I mean... I'll just go."

You step forward and kiss her gently on the forehead, producing a small "Eep!" of embarrassment from her, and then let her go, heading for home yourself.


With the help of your new books, the Biology project is polished up neatly in just an hour or so. It's not finished, but it's presentable enough that Mr Coombs won't think you've been wasting weeks doing nothing at all. You head for bed with a heavy sigh. Tomorrow is Monday, after all.

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>>25838118
>>25838038
>>25838015
>>25837992
>>25837964
>>25837946

>>25838120
Wish April (maybe Isabella too) sweet dreams.

>>25838141
lol'd
>>25838120
heading down the harem route as we are, school is gonna be interesting.

>>25838118
She seems more like a devil, really.

>>25838120
Hmm.
Sounds like a small, but definitive success.

>>25838196
A good-night SMS would be nice, ya.

>>25838120
Monday morning rolls around soon enough, and you're up and ready bright and early. Your uniform tie is ever so slightly uncomfortable now, though.

You'll be early enough for school at this rate that you'll have time to hang out a bit with someone before classes start. Is there anyone in particular you want to track down?

[]Isabella. You should probably apologise for yesterday.
[]Avril. Who knows, you might have time for some more fun before school starts.
[]Jill. You should check she's okay.
[]No-one. School time is for focusing on work, not on girls.
[]Jason. An old friend of yours who ended up falling in with the wrong crowd. He may be a druggie and (rumour has it) a dealer now, but he knows people. If there's something special you want, he might be able to help.
[]Other?

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>>25838141

Kinky.

>>25838220
We can fit that in, sure. Anything particular in mind?

>>25838223
>[X]Isabella. You should probably apologise for yesterday.

>>25838223
avril.
"we were interrupted yesterday, and i didnt even have as much fun as you did after the movie. you mentioned showing something to me on your text?"

>>25838223
[x] jason
Acquire aphrodisiacs for recreational and/ or hilarious uses. (can you say spike the drinking water at Isabella's house?)

>>25838234
A fairly non-committal "All the best for your project, have some sweet dreams" for Isabella, >>25838313 for Avril.


>>25838227
That's me, alright.

>>25838286
>>25838329
seconding those

>>25838223

[X]Avril. Who knows, you might have time for some more fun before school starts.

>>25838223
[X]Jill. You should check she's okay.

I presume those texts will be ret-conned in, not sent in the morning, right?

>>25838329
thats not a text but what i wanted to tell avril monday at school though.
just making it clear.
>>25838313

>>25838223
Press X to Jason.

>>25838384
Seems that we had the same concern.

>>25838381
Indeed. I might have to work a little to make >>25838313 into a Sunday evening text, but it's feasible if you want. Or I could make something up myself.

>>25838411
Also, I currently count two votes for Avril, two for Jason and two for Isabella. You guys want to debate a bit longer or shall I just roll a d3?

>>25838459
i think our first priority should be loosing our virginity without any commitments and avril ready and waiting.

>>25838459
Switching from Isabella to Jill

>>25838411
>into a Sunday evening text,
B-but it is?

>>25838459
Let's talk to Isabella

Rolled 4, 2 = 6

Let's get a quickie in with Avril, just walk up to her and get her to follow us to a less travelled area and rock her world till we have to go to class.

>>25838497
nah fuck that, Jill is definitely our waifu... we can bang April on the side though

>>25838497
Assuming we were a virgin.

You guys are forgetting the original objective, to break the popular girl in school who used to try to use us. Make her beg for the man she used to dismiss as a tool.

[x] Isabella. See how flustered we can make her.

>>25838532

Not that guy, but i'd rather a Avril.

>>25838523
The anon who wrote it said here >>25838384
that it was meant to be a line to say to Avril on Monday morning (hence "yesterday").

However, you can easily have sent Avril a text on Sunday evening saying "We got interrupted and I didn't even have as much fun as you did after the film. You mentioned showing something to me? Maybe we can get together tomorrow at school?"
She replied "Is that a promise? ;)"

Also, votes now at 2 for Jill, Isabella and Jason, 4 for Avril. That's enough of a lead that I'm going to close the voting here and start writing.

>>25838581
well, i assumed it, since we were a miserable suicidal nerd just yesterday.