>>25820912
[x]Another ambush.
The first would be a bit too antagonistic for our purposes imo, and we're apparently in control of ourselves right now. The second is just stupid.

>>25820912
Glad to see this back by the way.

>>25821021
Seems like a slow start, I'll give it a 10 more minutes before I count votes and start writing.

>>25820912
>[x]Head after blade anyways
Gotta keep the initiative.

>>25821113
Probably because there's so much time between threads (no offense), who knows how many people follow your twitter. I caught it mostly by coincidence since I don't used twitter myself.

>>25821163
Yeah, Sundays and Thursdays are the days I can reliably make it and I like having a consistent weekly schedule.. Last Sunday was a fluke, it won't happen often. Anyhow, it seems like we have a deadlock right now. Setting up a an ambush for specifically for blade unless someone changes their mind.

>>25821253
Go for it I guess. Targeting Blade over Axe makes sense anyway.

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You jump towards where Cure blade was thrown off the path and into the forest. You run along the ground as fast as you can, hopefully you got knocked her so hard she can't fight or even walk properly, maybe she hit a rock on when she landed! You smile in glee, even though you're not so angry anymore you can't help but giggle in the situation. You just landed some solid blows on both Precures and evened out the playing field! You would brag to father if he wasn't an overcontrolling asshole.

You eventually come through a pair of lines gouged into the soft ground. Damn she must have recovered quickly enough to avoid hitting the ground badly. You look around, thinking that next time you use the shockwave that it might be a good idea to make sure that there is something hard in her flight path. You can't find any traces of her until you hear leaves rustling above you. You look up just in time to see her boot heading straight to your face.

[]Dodge
[]Cross Counter
[]Something else?

>>25821486
>[x]Dodge
Make Piccolo proud.

>>25821486
[x]Cross Counter
It's the only choice!

>>25821486
Hmm...
[x]Dodge, try to look unsteady even if we can do it fine, then be ready to counter the inevitable follow-up from her.

dodging it is

>>25821486
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE. LEFT.

Post 3

She's way too close to even attempt to hit her with anything, much less a shockwave-enhanced punch. With only fractions of a second to spare you jump backwards to get away as soon as possible. Cure Blade misses her kick by mere millimeters, her kick grazing your leg but not hitting it hard enough to hurt it. Cure Blade's kick lifts another dust cloud hiding her from sight. You get yourself ready for any counterattack coming from there, but she never comes. You begin to think she might be stuck in the ground until you see a bright pink light coming from behind the cloud.

Before long a strong wind blows the dust away and you see her shining in an almost blinding light. She seems ready to do something. You think back at your briefing and remember the name of her strongest attack, this could be it!

[]Interrupt
[]Run before she finishes it
[]Counter with your Magic shockwaves at full power.
[]Try to dodge it.
[]other

Also you can use the shockwaves whenever you can, they can change a losing option to winning one.

>>25821896
>[x]Try to dodge it.
We must continue to make Piccolo proud.

>>25821896
[x]Punch her in the face before she can finish it. Make sure to yell "CLENCH YOUR TEETH" for maximum effect!
Or try to anyway.

>>25821896
[X]Run before she finishes it
Like Poisony!

Unless flash-warping out isn't available, then dodge 'dat stuff. The worst that could happen is we eat a bucket of giant pink befriending beams.

>>25821896
[x]Interrupt
Like we're going to let her finish using her special move

Interrupting it is!

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This is bad, really bad if she hits you with it you don't really know what will happen, you wouldn't die right? They did say they didn't want to kill you but they don't really know how your body works, did you really push her this hard or is this how she normally does things? Regardless of your internal monologue you charge forward, the light blinding you you get closer and you hear her voice yell out with determination. "Precure!" The light stops leaving you dazzled barely able to make out her form.

You keep charging forward and you notice that the light focused itself into what you think is her hands and charges towards you and ...somersaults above you, the lights on her hands forming a rough circle that seems to solidify into sparkling pink light of the non blinding kind, thankfully. You spin to try to kick her out of balance so she throws it off target but she is too far out of reach.

Damn her.

[]Dodge
[]Intercept with Shockwaves
[]other

Status: Dazzled: You can't see properly.

Also give me 2 d100s

>>25822331
[x]Disengage. Keep at range until sight returns to reasonably normal performance.
Seriously, staying in the fight now is just asking for a beatdown, especially since Axe is probably getting closer by the second.

I can guarantee that you will not see overused stock footage on this incarnation of precure. I am not cheap like Toei

>>25822393
This is good to hear.

Rolled 78, 100 = 178

>>25822331
>[x]Dodge

Rolled 99, 29 = 128

>>25822331
[x]Strike the earth

Rolled 93, 22 = 115

>>25822511
>>25822539
We rolling good
Also just adding on to whatever motion passes
[x]ask about whether her sword also turns to panties

>>25822331
Attempting to run in this state just sets us up to for a meetup with the other opponent. Instead risking to have her axe us any painful questions we'd prefer to not be answering right now, assume the blinding effect works both ways and stay in effective range.

>>25822331
[x]Intercept with Shockwaves

Actually since you rolled so well on the second roll, give me an additional 1d100. Damnit /tg/ dice

Rolled 87

>>25822628

Rolled 10

>>25822628
Failure for the fail god ones for the ones throne

I had an errand to run so I just got back, sorry for lateness but can I get a consensus on what to do?

>>25822819
Guess not. Sadly I gotta go, hope things pick up some.

>>25822819
[x] Intercept with Shockwaves

You get ready to intercept the attack with your magic shockwaves. Even in your dazzled state you are able to see the circle coming towards you. "Slicing Circle!" Cure blade yells out at the top of her lung, grabbing the circle by its edge and throwing it at you, launching it a speed comparable with an arrow. You ready yourself, planting your feet on the ground and putting your hands in front of you, even if its fast, its easy to see and you can react in time. You your shockwaves perfectly with the attack, stopping spinning the ring -shaped projectile in its tracks. Your power staining it black where you held on to it.

In the distance, behind you, further back than where Blade used to be you hear someone yell "Precure! Tomahawk Boooooomerang!" and two shining blue, heart-shaped axes fly out from the trees heading straight towards you, spinning at an incredible speed. The ring cracks thanks to your powers and you are suddenly free to counter the axes flying at you. You jump above of the axes kick it down to the ground as it gets close enough to cut you, burying it into the earth while the other seems to be going in a wider arc.

You try hit it out of commission before it hits you and you begin to feel drowsy, your vision gets blurry as you glance towards Cure Blade and realize that you're not so angry anymore.

You notice the heart axe getting closer and you punch it with a shockwave out of the way, and it dissapears when it hits the ground. You could really use a nap now.

[]Sleep
[]Slap yourself and wake up, you're almost there!
[]Feel proud of yourself that you stopped their attacks, something that idiot kuma hasn't be able to do yet.

>>25823256
[x] Five second powernap

>>25823256
Let's just take a catnap.

>>25823256
[x] Get close and personal with Cure Blade, just before you drop off to sleep.

>>25823256
>[]Slap yourself and wake up, you're almost there!

>>25823256
[x]Slap yourself and wake up, you're almost there!
We can do this! And not falling asleep in the middle of a fight seems like a good thing to practice for the future when our life could depend on it.

Rolled 26

>>25823256
>[]Slap yourself and wake up, you're almost there!
Think of the fine wines we shall consume upon victory

Post 6

You try to slap yourself awake but all you manage to do, the sleep isn't going away at all. You see Cure Blade running towards you You take a few steps forward and try to hit her in the face, not really feeling any of the rage that fueled you before, just because it feels like the right thing to do. You hit her, weakly apparently, as she barely flinches at your action and she holds you, preventing you from hitting the ground. You close your eyes,...this feeling...it feels so much like back at the radio tower, but you feel satisfied right now somehow.

-----------------------------------

You regain consciousness some time later, your eyes are still closed and you are rocking side to side, your arms limp, you are leaning against the back of someone with long hair, your arms are limp at your side and you feel someone's hands on your legs. Ah, so that's it someone is carrying you. You squint your eyes open and see pink flooding your eyesight. Cure Sword, or rather, that dumb bitch Momoko is carrying someone that wants to kill her.. You grunt and stir, feeling a weak impulse to wrap your arms around Cure Blade's neck and choke her. You would try but your everything hurts and your arms are like lead, so you settle for a weak headbutt on her back.
"Oh you're awake finally." She adjusts you a bit, "Lubu figured out how your powers work while you were fighting and made something for you, we're going somewhere where you can use it. I'm sure you'll like it!"


[]Actions?

>>25823598
Vomit

>>25823598
Ask what 'it' is.

>>25823598
[x] It better not be a strap-on.

>>25823598
Throw up in that bitch Momoko's hair.

"would it have been able to reattach a limb if i hadn't been able to block those axes your girlfriend threw at me?"

Vomit, well played /tg/, well played

[x]Vomit

"I hope you would have been able to heal because you and your girlfriend almost cut me in half." You say dryly She turns around to answer and smile, you notice there is some dirt on her cheek, "Oh but they don't actually cut like real weapons. Slicing Circle and Tomahawk boomerang drain out all the anger magic that inside those that are filled with it, it hurts I think but no one gets hurt!"

Really, you're not really in the condition to be hearing sentences that long, or being near someone that you don't like a lot, but you put up with it."Anyways, what is that-" You begin saying just as you are taken by about of dizziness. "Ugh, I'm going to-" She looks at you in horror and you start emptying the contents of your stomach along her back and shoulder, soaking your uniform as well in vomit. To her merit, she didn't let go of you throughout the ordeal, but her hands were shaking and she was shruddering a lot. You hear Misa behind you say, "You could at leas have done it to the side, be considerate at least!" to which you only smirk, with a trail of bile coming from your mouth.
The girls stop at a public bathroom in the park...is this the same park? Its nighttime already, just how big is it? They they begin cleaning you and Momoko up so neither of you look like you were swimming in a vomitorium. You are powerless to stop them as they clean your front. After you recover a bit you say, "What is that thing you wanted to show me?" You say, barely able to stand on your own power.

Momoko looks thoughtful a bit and concentrating really hard after a while, as if trying to remember something difficult, eventually Misa chimes in, "Its something that will disperse your energy after it reaches a certain level. It seems you get angrier the more of his magical energy the Red Kings keeps putting in you."
[]How do you respond?

>>25823598
>Cure Sword
Eh? Thought that one was Cure Axe.

>>25824121
"What happens if... 'that' drains me of that energy too much?"

>>25824354
Remember, Preures have hair the same color as their uniforms (generally.

>>25824121
"You want to keep me weak?"

>>25824121
"Eeeh, I'm not sure if I can stay healthy without the energy."

>>25824388
Yes, but you mentioned a Cure Sword, when there's a Cure Blade and a Cure Axe...

>>25824471
>>25824354
>Cure Sword
I must be more tired than I thought

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>>25824493
I'm going to call it for today since I'm tired as hell, I really shouldn't be confusing Cure Blade for an already existing Cure. Next thread is on sunday 6 Central.

https://twitter.com/Kintolesky

Monitoring this thread.

>>25824697
Oh, pity. Thanks for running.

>>25824697
Welp. See you then!

Always these super-short sessions. ;-; Not that I'm complaining to OP, it's just regretful in general.

>>25824697
You should start these a bit later, I ALWAYS end up missing them.

>>25826294
If he starts later that just means there will be less time for the quest to run before he gets tired and stops.

>>25826294
>>25826514
Yea, earlier, if anything.

Anyone got links to the other ones?

>>25826869
It's on foolz, jerks keep archiving it before it completes so it's never a full archive otherwise.

https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25555962/
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25607915/
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25685591/
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25820912/

He needs to remember to put Evil Precure Quest in the subject line so it's easier to find.

>>25827732
Thanks. Are all sessions this short?

>>25827877
About half and half.

Kintolesky apparently has a normal sleep schedule (as expected of Kintolesky) so us night-owl losers who are up at 2 AM in the morning find his sessions "Short".

I'm so sorry I missed last session though. I wanted to make Mirror Blade give the whole Gray Fox "Hand-to-hand" speech.

>>25827732
Hopefully he's got a complete text someplace. I think I've missed a few parts

>>25828039
If he does, I haven't seen it

I should go and condense every one of his posts into a pastebin and post it next thread.

If I can make it to next thread before it's already three hours in, that is.

>>25824463
Of course we can. We are rage incarnate.

>>25828621
I wouldn't be so sure. For all we know we're practically made of the stuff

I think we should take it, but be cautious about actually keeping it with us.

It might loosen daddy's grip on us, though.

>>25827951
Curse normal people sleeping schedules!

Yeah, I can only run on that timeframe and it occupies pretty much all my free time for the day after I leave work. I will however run linger sessions whenever I have days off.

Anyhow, thebthreads are in suptg under evil precure quest or you can just search for pretty cure. Precure doesn't work because I misspelled the first two threads as preure and the archives troll used the same tag on the third one.

>>25827732
>jerks keep archiving it before it completes so it's never a full archive otherwise
What are you talking about?

>>25831889
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=precure
Seems to show them all for me. I think because the evil_precure_quest tag has precure in it spelled correctly.

>>25831889
It's okay, Kintol.
Thanks for doing it.

>>25834840
This. Not everyone can run as borderline obsessively as Deculture or Cosgrove.

>>25822331
>trying to interrupt a finisher
...we're not fucking around.

Game would probably be more at home at anonkun.com, truth be told.

Seeing the character is able to throw up on command, it's dissepointing not to at least roll for volume expelled.
An 1d100 times 10 cm^3 of liquid makes physical sense. (1 litre of water = a box measuring 10 cm per side = 100 'row slices' of 10 cubic centimeter in length)
Althuogh that produces extremely varying results, so rolling against a normal distribution, with a decay dependent on time of last meal, might work better.