>You stand up and stretch before moving towards the futon. Hinamori is watching you confusedly. “Why are you laying there? I said all I needed was the floor…”

>You turn towards her and shake your head. “No, you’re my guest, so I want you to be comfortable.”

>She nods awkwardly before moving towards the bed. “Alright…”

>She pauses before going over to the bed and slipping into it. You turn off the lights before going to lay on the futon and try to get comfortable, waiting for her breathing to even out to that of someone asleep. When it finally sounds like she’s asleep, you try to go to sleep, intent on the slight discomforts of the futon to more easily wake you.

>You drift asleep before you feel yourself being jostled. Quickly waking to half-consciousness, you feel a weight settle on you as you crack your eyes open. Above you, staring at you with an odd expression is Hinamori. Her pale skin seems to glow in the moonlight. She’s breathing heavily, and from the light from the windows you can see that her face is flushed.

>When she notices you awakening, her eyes widen in panic before she shoves her lips against yours.

>How do you spend your 500xp
>actions?

>>25804155
Push her off.

>>25804155

1. Return kiss

2. NO SEX

3. Tell her we can't go any farther until we've at least introduced her to our friends. Its a cultural thing.

>>25804155
Push her off
No means No

>>25804155
stop her. Speech about how we don't really know each other and all. And that frankly, she's been through hell and probably shouldn't be making life choices like these right now.

>>25804155
People wanted to level up Shunpo and control.

>>25804192
This.

>>25804180
Now, as for XP:

111 to rank up:
>{------} - are currently at 89 out of 200 for this Rank of (------)

250 to rank up Control

Remaining 139 into
>{--------} - 500xp -77xp towards

>>25804155
Push her off. Te; her that we barely know her and our pants are under lock and key to strange supernatural beings.

>>25804184
50 NOs and a yes means yes.

>>25804155
Push her away gently but firmly. Ask her what she's doing. Don't get mad.

Also, xp things:
>{------} - are currently at 89 out of 200 for this Rank of (------)
111 in this

>Control- You are currently at 50 out of 300 for Rank 1 of Control
250 in ths

>{--------} - 500xp -77xp towards
Remaining in this.

>>25804180
>Return kiss
No, we don't even know here you horny fuck

>>25804155
>How do you spend your 500xp

These...
>{------} - are currently at 89 out of 200 for this Rank of (------)
>Control- You are currently at 50 out of 300 for Rank 1 of Control

The rest goes to the middle Hollow skill (Utility).

>Actions?
Gently nudge her off by the shoulder, then explain that she's not thinking straight due to recent revelations and the stress of almost being Hollowfied.

>>25804155
>gently push her off
>yell whisper: "What do you think you're doing? We just met!"

>XP: Finish up middle ability, put remaining in control

>>25804180
This. Don't entirely shut her down, but make it clear that even we can't be moving at breakneck speed here.

A kiss is fine. Its just a kiss. But we can't be jumping straight into the naughty bits just yet for a variety of reasons.

>XP
Shunpo and Control rank up. Dump the rest into one of our Hollow skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJKU6HUEqE
>>25804155
Push her off, gently.

>>25804240
Her, even

>>25804155
Gently lift hands to her shoulders and very mildly push her.

Grab her sleeve if she tries to run, say we want to talk.

>>25804261
We shouldn't even kiss her, man. That just makes the yandere worse

>>25804155
>look at her wish shock at first, but slowly out teenage hormones take over, we caress her head, our hands sliding down her sides to her ass. We grasp her right thigh and pull it over so she's straddling us

/h/ pls go

>>25804240
I don't get what the big deal is. Poor girl is fucking starved for affection, we can spare a damn kiss.

Its not like our first wasn't stolen by a freaking lesbian already. We lose nothing in doing so.

Turning her down entirely WILL do far more harm than good.

>>25804155

Rank up (------) & Control, spend remaining points in Sixth Sense.

Then, then we gently push her up from the shoulders with first a look of guilt, then a look of resolve.

"We'll talk in the morning. I'm not mad, just surprised. My personal situation is a bit complicated and I have no intention of hurting anyone's feelings or betraying my own. Please get some rest."

>>25804297
Even Ichigo Kurosaki's sexual awakening can't overpower these words of wisdom: never stick your dick in crazy.

And I'm saying this as someone who does think that we can more or less trust Hinamori.

>>25804309
Kissing her is a: dumb, and b: out of character
And c: dumb

>>25804309
>she's into /ss/
>heavy breathing
>gets caught
>panic kiss
was she baiten next to us? because that's pretty hot.

why you so perv cosgrove

>>25804251
>>25804235
>>25804214
These.

>>25804155
Just kiss the damn girl.

The problem is already here. Trying to make it go away now is just going to damage Momo further.

Don't let her get carried away. Maintain control of the situation and everything will be fine.

Oh god, I just had a hilarious thought. Spend XP to rank up Shunpo. Ichigo's first use of Shunpo is to flash out from under a girl trying to suck his face off and cling to the ceiling like a spooked anime cat.

>>25804155
Kiss her back and purchase that first skill.

>>25804309
We don't want to turn her down completely right now.

But how about this, we gradually get her attention and get her to break off the kiss, instead of just shoving her off of us?

>>25804339

A single kiss probably isn't gonna be a big deal either way, honestly.

I'm personally against, but I don't much care.

>>25804356
Nice. Support.

>>25804297
Having to hollows bone
you're playing right into Aizens hands, clearly he's filming you for his new website Brazzers

>>25804155
423 to {--------} (Utility)
and 77 to {----} (Offense)
(Skills)

itt: lonely neckbeards think with their dick

So, in honor of the nat 20 someone rolled last thread, I can pretty much tell you guys what would be the most efficient path to the Harem route if you guys wanted to go that way.

I mean, I've got my favorites, but whatever.

>>25804155

>>25804180
This.


As for Xp, then I say rank Shunpo, then rest into the Support Hollow skill.

>Give in for a little if only to cop a feel on her ass for a bit before slowly prying her off (hormones)
>Whisper
>Momo... I... sorry. I can't. I made a promise to someone, and we just met. I'd like to get to know you better before we do anything like that. Anything less would just feel like me taking advantage of you.

>>25804407
Well it does have the majority of my blood in it. It's probably smarter than my brain at the moment.

>>25804339
The potential drawbacks of not kissing her are much higher than the benefits.

She's fragile right now. She doesn't need to be turned down flat out by her knight in shining armor (because thats what we fucking are to her, whether we like it or not).

And out of character? Are you fucking crazy? First, we're 15. Second, we casually flirt with girls all the fuckdamn time, including this one.

>>25804409
And what would that be?

Kissing her back would just encourage her. And then pushing her away would just confuse her

And if she's in a state like this, we don't want EITHER of those things

>>25804417
Maybe something like this.

Like don't just shut her down cold, but kind of go about it gradually?

>>25804425
>HURR TEENAGER
>THAT MEANS WE AUTOMATICALLY BONE THE FIRST THING THAT THROWS ITSELF AT US
No

>>25804425
>>25804425

so we give in for a second, then hesitate, then be the diplomancer? I can dig it.

>>25804407
ITT: People try and get into the teenage sex crazed mindset where this is a dream come true. There's no way he's thinking clearly. He's just been woken up out of bet and now has a very horny woman thrusting herself upon him. That is a lethal cocktail for a 15 year old.

Rolled 11

>>25804425
I'd rather hug her and return some contact.

>>25804449
>responding with sarcastic shitposting
Real mature. Also
kissing != boning

>>25804409
Well Rukia seemed to get pretty chummy with Hime in the Hueco Mundo manga arc so they're potential and Momo is co-dependent as fuck so she's almost a guarantee.

BUT LETS FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND!

>>25804417
Everyone sort of wins. I like it.

How about this, if we do push her off of us, we immediately shift to giving her a tight hug, as a way of letting her know we're not completely rejecting her?

>>25804477
Better

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>>25804449
Am I suggesting boning?

No, I am not. Stop reading things that aren't there. I'm saying we shouldn't crush her hopes with some weird knee-jerk reaction. I agree we shouldn't fuck her, that would be dumb. But we don't need to risk further damaging her self confidence by acting completely uninterested. We could pretty it up with words all we want, but actions speak louder.

I'd like to remind everyone that our promise doesn't stop us from doing anything here, it just means we have to own it and not lead Orihime on if things get heavy.

>>25804432

It's somewhat convoluted.

Step one is actually buying the whiteboard, hilariously enough.

Step two is where it starts getting interesting.

I'm not trying to be a tease or anything, I'm just hesitant to throw all this out there because it is mildly manipulative (though I wouldn't say to the point of being morally wrong by most standards) and also because I have no idea how Cosgrove would react to the full and honest truth of the matter like this.

So, if you guys want to do that, just let me know.

>>25804450
see
>>25804417

as much as I want to give it to her right here and now as it's what I'd do at that age, the majority of you disagree and this seems like a good compromise.

>>25804417
Go with this.

Good middle ground. We don't do anything we can't take back, but we don't just act like an ass and crush her dreams.

>>25804496
>chick you barely know is climbing all over you
>pushing her off is a 'weird knee-jerk reaction
>not what a normal person would do

>>25804496
So let her kiss us for like a minute or two, and then get her attention?

This is an incredibly delicate situation.

>>25804417
Support

>>25804417
This is fine but without the promise bit. Our promise seriously doesn't mean what people seem to think it means.

>>25804417
Cut out the promise bit and we are golden.

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>>25804417
That seems a good balance of Ichigo's inner white knight, and being a fifteen year old boy.

[x] Have traumatic flashback to the last time she was straddling us.

>implying Ichigo would freak out
This kinda shit happened in canon

>>25804563
But yeah, remove the promise bit.

Might make her get confused and think we're betrothed.

>>25804417

this but without the promise, I still holding out to waifu Soi Fong.

>>25804568
>wouldn't freak out
I meant

>>25804538
It's a promise that we would tell Hime if we could be a thing or not. It more or less locks us into a non-committal relationship where we are either solo or play the field.
Our biggest ting was that we don't want to hurt her and here we have the captain of the Big Bad Boss practically begging to give us a handy.

Don't have sex with her, be nice about it though.

>>25804567
In the grand scheme of Ichigo's life, I don't think that qualifies as traumatic. Thats not even the closest we've come to death in the last week.

>>25804567
>
casually tell her in the morning that you were having a flashback to the last time she straddled him.

>>25804576
As a card carrying lesbian I can tell you her ship sailed for the Island of Sappho LONG ago and it is never ever coming back.

Don't forget we essentially did a temporary merger of our inner worlds. We're not completely strangers in that regard.

>>25804587
That's mainly because the distance of the closest we've come to death can be measured with a whole number less than 1

>Sarcastically ask if she's at least going to buy us dinner first.

So the general goal here is
>some acknowledgment, either physical or verbal, of her attractiveness,
>try and end the kiss in as gentle a way as possible
>talk to her in a way that makes it clear that we're not angry with her, but would like to get to know her more before doing something like this again

She's having an emotional breakdown right now.
Taking advantage of that would A: be fucking evil
B: make her worse

>>25804631
see
>>25804417

but pretty much

>>25804631
Like the goal is to make her understand that our rejection of her advances is not a slight against her, and not to just completely shut her down?

Remind her that listening to her inner hollow on matters not relating to combat can generally be considered a bad idea.

>>25804631
So get her hopes up and string her along, is what you're saying

>>25804648
Yeah, we're not going all the way.

It's just that if we're clumsy about this, we could really hurt her.

>>25804610

that's also why I think we should waifu Yoruichi and get her jelly as fuck and see what happens then

>>25804648

Which is true.

The problem is, rejecting her too harshly in such a time would also be bad.

So we want to be gentle but firm with drawing a line here.

>Cosgrove damn near throwing suiters at us hard with Hime and now Momo; the two most bland characters in vanilla
>Each now moderately interesting
>Secretly hoping we will bite on one

As for XP; all in the second ability

>>25804683
>Piss off Hat and Clogs even more
The perfect strategy

>>25804663
Eh, more just try to minimize damage to her self-esteem?

>>25804681
>>25804687
>>25804724
We should be gentle, but kissing her will not help, and neither will giving half-promises about maybe having a relationship sometime possible perhaps

>>25804738
Plus Tatsuki and Chizuru will totally beat the shit out of us

You thought Hime went out of her shell just to tell us she liked us?
Momo has exploded out of her shell so hard it may very well lead to attempted rape.
Looks like she's taking her inner hollow to heart and bed

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>>25804738
Well honestly in-character do we really know her well enough to decide that we wouldn't be romantically compatible?

But I don't know a way to reject her advances that doesn't also come across as rejecting her as a person.

>>25804155
Let her down gently, ask why she would jump someone she didn't know
spend xp on shunpo and control, rest goes to utility hollow ability

>So current action is slowly break the kiss and talk her down?

>and xp to rank {------} and control, the rest to Hollow utility?

>that about right?

>>25804477
Maybe we can just do this?

>>25804781
yes and yes

>>25804781
Yes.

>>25804781
>slowly break the kiss and talk her down.

Yeah that sounds about right, maybe hug her first before we try talking, if just to make sure she doesn't run away in tears.

>>25804781
yep yep

>>25804781
ayup.

Guilt, Reluctance, Resolve

>>25804781
sounds it. As long as we can grab that second hollow power and maybe up our movement speed or control.

>>25804781
No means yes

>>25804781
No, this >>25804477

>>25804738
Hilarious parallels between her and Orihime right now....

>>25804781
Fund it.

>No mask mashing
/tg/... I don't even know you any more.

>>25804817
Mask mashing is, like, ultra extra mega lewd. I think.

>>25804812
At least Orihime didn't force herself on us

And decided to make herself better

>>25804781
Don't forget to ask us to roll for resolve. We ARE a teenaged male after all.

>>25804781
Yup.

Updated!
Skills:
>{------} - are currently at 0 out of 500 for Rank 2 of (------)
>Swordsmanship - are at 62 out of 600 for Rank 2 of Swordsmanship. You are now an ametuer swordsman!
>Zanpakuto - are currently at 499 out of 10,000 to reach next rank- can only be improved by training
>Control- You are currently at 0 out of 600 for Rank 2 of Control
>{----} You are currently at 0 out of 500 for Rank 1 of {----}
>Hollow powers- You are currently at 0 out of 1000 for Rank 2. New skills available!
>Sixth Sense - You are currently at 250 out of 1000 for Rank 2 of Sixth Sense
>Quincy- you are currently at 401 out of 1000 for Rank 1.

Skills available to purchase!
>{----} - 500 xp
>{--------} - 500xp -216xp towards
>{---- ----- ------------} -1500xp

>>25804830
>Implying Orihime isn't working on an elaborate plot to seduce us.

>>25804837
Dear god no.

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>>25804825
>>25804817
Uguu~
cums
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gL4XqkQOFU

>>25804837
And Ichigo is kind of a prude

>>25804855
>>{------} - are currently at 0 out of 500 for Rank 2 of (------)
We don't get to know what this is yet?

>>25804871
We have to use it in story to find out.

>>25804856

This is how we're going to get the harem thing in the end.

Someone's gonna make a move, and there's going to be several women going 'no mine' and dogpile on us.

Then a very confused Ichigo kinda reclines in the afterglow while they start drawing up contracts and timeshare agreements.

>>25804830
Cut Momo some slack. In the last six hours she was forced to confront a personification of her inner demons, and immediately afterwards we basically told her that the one person she trusted more than any other was actually an evil mad scientist who used her as a Hollow-infused suicide bomber.

Her entire world has basically imploded.

>>25804884
I thought we need someone to tell us what it is first.

Like until someone uses the word 'shunpo' we don't know what it is.

>>25804870
He's been flirting with both of the ladies he meets in the morning. He's only a prude when it comes to the actual relationships.

>>25804896
And the only reason she isn't comatose right now is that now she's able to cling to us as like a liferaft of some kind.

>>25804925
Ichigo Kurosaki, emotional life raft.

>>25804870
>>25804906

It's less 'prude' and more 'severe emotional damage related to women'.

Flirting is fun, and safe at arm's length.

Kissing is TILT TILT CODE RED LEVEL TEN ALERT LOCKDOWN.

>>25804906
>>25804870
>I have been spitting game all week and since I can remember
>Now I have to actually play
>PANIC

>>25804925
I figure there's no need to shut her down completely just yet. I mean, we don't even know her. Some time together doing something constructive like training would be best to get to know her, I think. AS A FRIEND.

>>25804948
>>25804947

God, that's gonna be a fun emotional minefield for the girls to play with.

Who wants to bet Orihime and Tatsuki are building their own whiteboard with Honsho's 'help'?

>>25804966
We'll get to know her the best way Ichigo knows how.

By yelling loudly and swinging swords at one another.

>>25804966
Well yeah.

The whole point is we don't know her to make a judgment one way or the other.

>>25804980
...Goddamnit that's not even slightly inaccurate is it?

>>25804980
You mean by getting our ass kicked horribly by her then pulling off 11th hour miracle comeback right?

>>25804972
>Ok so you said you saw Ichi petting a cat... "lewdly?" Hime?
>mm hmm! He as scratching it's belly and rubbing it all over and everything
>So Ichigo likes cats huh...
>Hime shows up to school the next day in full Neko gear

>>25805008

Nope. Not even a tiny bit.

Most of Ichigo's best non-human friends have been acquired only AFTER he fought them at least once, sometimes several times.

>>25805014
Same thing in Kuboland

>>25804972

I like the mental image that the madness of the whiteboard begins to get to everybody.

Eventually, other people begin constructing their own in secret.

Eventually it comes to light that everyone's playing some sort of high stakes emotional chicken with each other trying to figure out what the best possible ending for everyone is.

>>25805020
We attack believing her to be possessed.

>>25805028
I still can't fucking believe we almost got killed by Hinamori of all people, Full Kubo mode is fucking amazing

>>25805051
We flat out GOT killed by a group of random street punks.

>>25805051
When we finally get to go out of town we are going to get our shit kicked in every 5 feet. And somehow still make it out alive and on top.

>>25805063
No, we got beaten up by them. We got killed by a puddle of our own blood.

>>25805051
I guess it just goes to show that even a low-tier lieutenant is still a fucking lieutenant.

Also, I think she's got a natural advantage over us as we currently are. We've very much a brute force fighter still, and she's tricky and good at in-combat kido.

>>25805063

Are we playing with a full inverted power-scale here?

We're gonna get to SS and Aizen's going to be ACTUALLY dead for some reason, just watch.

Rolled 19

>>25805094
Hanatorou killed him and is now Spirit King

>>25805091
She also most likely had a riatsu restrictor that they give high level reapers when they go to the world of the living.

>>25805094
>Slipped on a banana and broke his neck

>>25805078
Ichigo being his own worst enemy, that's definitely canon

inb4 Aizen did jack shit to Hinamori, she just caught some mild hollow related ailment in transit from ss and exposure to Ichigo turn it into full blown hollowification

>>25805094
What if Aizen is innocent this go round?

>>25805131
People have been proposing this concept for the past week plus.

>>25805120
Hanatorous's Zanpakuto is actually really really powerful. Look it up, it's ridiculous.

>>25805159
ImprovAizen isn't innocent. He's just not doing shit on purpose.

>>25805186
No there have been people saying the Shop Keeper and Puppet master have switched.

>>25805209
Oh right.

>>25805094

"What the fuck do you mean, 'Aizen's dead'?"

"I mean the motherfucker is KAPUT. He is dead for serious man. Fell down the stairs into that strip club he likes and broke his damn neck."

"Well fuck. The Hollows were loyal to him, Gin. How are we supposed to do ANY of our evil schemes?"

".... You know ventriloquism right?"

"Yes.....?"

"Can you do his voice?"

"Pfft, all you white boys sound the same."

"I'm not white, I'm asian."

"Funny, I heard you were as pale as a ghost."

".... shut the fuck up, and get me some sunglasses and Piano wire. We're gonna weekend at Bernie's this shit."

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>slowly break kiss, and talk her down

As she pushes her lips against yours desperately, your half asleep mind slightly responds, as your hands drift down her bare back and rest over her rear. When she moves to deepen the kiss, your mind snaps away and you pull your head back, staring at her in shock.

Hinamori stares at you, confused, before tears spring from her eyes and she tries to pull away. However, your arms are already in motion and you sit upwards, pulling her into a hug. Her form is flush against you as she thrashes before calming down. You lean your head next to her ear and whisper.

“I... sorry. I can't. We just met. I'd like to get to know you better before we do anything like that. Anything less would just feel like me taking advantage of you.”

Your arm strokes her back comfortingly, and she relaxes, sniffling into your collar.

“Can I ask why you did this?”

Hinamori’s hands clench against your back, grabbing fistfuls of your shirt. “I… I don’t have anything left. Not Shiro, not Aizen, not Soul Society. …Nothing.”

She nuzzles her head into your shirt. “But you saved me. And you trusted me, and told me you wouldn’t lie to me. You told me to believe in you, because you believed in me. S-so I wanted to make myself useful to you- so that I could at least believe I had some worth…”

Her voice trails off as she sobs.

“…I wanted to give you a reason why you would look at me, and open your heart to me…”

You stare down at the girl, wrapped in your arms as her breathing slows down and her sobs slowly settle. After a few moments, you’re fairly certain he’s asleep, her arms wrapped around you and her fists still clenching your shirt.

>action?

>>25805250
Sleep

>>25805250
Put her down on the bed.

>>25805250
.... .... .... for the first time in 16 threads. I got nothing.

>>25805278
This
And then maybe go for a walk, cause fuck man

>>25805250
Stealth out and sleep in the closet.

>>25805250

Tuck her back into bed, try and go back to sleep.

Fail to go back to sleep.

>>25805294
This.

>>25805250
...Prying her off of us seems too difficult, so it doesn't seem like we have a choice.

>>25805287
NO MORE WALKS.
Remember what happened LAST time we took a walk?
In case you don't remember, All of the LAST THREAD happened.

>>25805222
Is this Gin or Gintoki?

>>25805294
>and
this

>>25805250
>Holy shit Momo you aren't just broken you are shattered

"Momo a wise man once told me that I need to start doing things for myself... or something like that. It's up to you to carve your own path. I can't imagine what you went through today and I won't pretend to. But you need to fight and find strength in yourself."

>>25805250
second putting jer to bed and going for a walk. walk fails to calm us down, inner world

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>>25805250
>HolowMomo's face when
Try to go to sleep as best as you can. Getting untangled like this would be nigh impossible and also quite cruel if she wakes up.

>>25805307
That's because we weren't enthusiastic enough.

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>>25805250
Scowl.
*Hard*.
FEEL THE BURN as our pent-up frustration (sexual and otherwise) bubbles to the surface and onto our face.
Put her back to bed, then go to the living room and pace around. Start cleaning or something to distract ourselves.
Maybe

>>25805307
What this guy says. >>25805339

Enthusiastic walks are a must.

>>25805354
>7 hour long cold shower as we scrub the tub

>>25805307
so we are in agreement then
we need more walks

>>25805250
Sleep and deal with this in the morning.

>>25805325
she's asleep, dude.
and to add on to my post >>25805307, INSTEAD, we should be talking to our sword and/or doppelganger. Because if ANYONE can be the voices of reason AND devil's advocates at the same time, then it's them.

>>25805250
Carefully put her in bed. Then go have a cold shower. Fuck.

Just fail to fall asleep if we can't pry her off gently.

>>25805328
I am curious to see what it looks like when we're horny. It rains when we're sad, how else might it be effected?

>>25805377
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0XRkSyhwM

>>25805250
Just try to rest like this. If she's already asleep, don't risk disturbing her.

As a bonus, like this she can't wake up before us and scamper off.

In the morning, tell her:

"Momo, you don't need to make yourself useful to me. I've decided to be your friend, and friends don't require an excuse to care for one another, at least thats how it works in my world. So don't force yourself to do anything because you think you owe me or because you're afraid I won't care otherwise, thats silly and you should feel silly for thinking like that."

>>25805354
>Put her back to bed, then go to the living room and pace around. Start cleaning or something to distract ourselves.
Spotless kitchen with shunpo

>>25805388
Taking to our sword requires us being in spirit form, which we can't do at the moment.

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>>25805250
"Really now? Man Ichigo sometimes you're just too you for your own good..."

>>25805399
Zangetsu in a Hawaiian shirt with a drink.

>>25805377
You've got the right idea.
Then again...
>>25805388
>INSTEAD, we should be talking to our sword and/or doppelganger. Because if ANYONE can be the voices of reason AND devil's advocates at the same time, then it's them.
We could just Jinzen and stay in the room.
>>25805399
>I am curious to see what it looks like when we're horny. It rains when we're sad, how else might it be effected?
I think we agreed that it starts to get tropical and everyone starts wearing Hawaii shirts.

>>25805250
>Place her back in bed like the gentlemen we are, and place a reassuring hand on her head/cheek/wherever appropriate. Then, proceed to sleep, and possibly go into our sword via dreams for consultation/guidance/training/something.

>>25805440
>>25805429
>Hawaiian mind

>>25805388
Hichigo: Mind telling me why you aren't tapping any of dat?
Zangetsu: Ichigo, do we need to give you the bird and the bees talk yet?

>>25805418
This, pretty much.

We need to make it clear that she doesn't need to be "useful" to us. Hell, take her to meet Keigo tomorrow, he's a useless bag of fail and we're still friends with him.

>to escape her hold without waking her, you'd need to roll me a d100 check to try and slip out of your shirt and out of her arms.

I'm against doing inner world sword training because it limits our external awareness. I don't really trust Kon to stand watch either. No offense to the guy.

Rolled 88

>>25805480

>>25805480
NOOOOOPE

We are NOT rolling for this. Don't risk it.

>>25805493
WELP

Rolled 26

>>25805480
lets do this

Rolled 58

>>25805480

I'm personally waiting for someone (Probably Hichigo) to try and psychoanalyze us based on our inner world.

"Standing on a bunch of sideways sky-scrapers just kinda jutting out like this? Freud would have a field day."

Rolled 98

>>25805480
>slip out of your shirt

>25805440
>I think we agreed that it starts to get tropical and everyone starts wearing Hawaii shirts.
That's only if we get laid.
Horny I imagine the buildings get larger and slicker and the sun beams intensely.

>>25805484
Not to mention Momo is really close and we have no idea what the effects are. When our pressures are right on top of each other, we might link again somehow.

No more rolls, we got dis

>>25805509
>>25805506
>>25805493
WE GOT AN 88 STOP ROLLING!!!!

>>25805480
Can Ichigo enter Jinzen in his position or is the naked loli proving too much of a distraction?

Rolled 67

>>25805500
too late, dice happened

Rolled 76

>>25805480
Ok fine, but still have the talk in
>>25805418
as soon as we wake up.

>>25805480
...Shit, too difficult.

Let's just stare at the ceiling.

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[Screams internally]

>>25805544
I was saying it to people about to roll, you bastard.

Rolled 31

Well, let's see

>>25805516
We are one smooth operator.

>>25805493
We stealth nigga now.

>>25805516
You slipped out of your body

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>>25805480

...Aw, shit. Considering our luck so far, I ain't liking where this is going. And I'm not sure if our pops would appreciate us sleeping with her. Maybe if he was feeling more jovial, he'd probably let us off with with something embarrassing, but since he's more or less serious right now, we'd get the "talk". And honestly, I don't think any of us want another yelling at so soon.

Freaking rock and a hard place.

...I said hard. Huh huh huh.

>>25805570
I realized that, and deleted it.


Also, you mean dastard.

>slip out of shirt
People are gonna see us leaning over the bed without a shirt. Believe it.

>>25805516
>>25805493
Smooooooootthhhhh~~~

>>25805493
>>25805516

EVERYBODY STOP ROLLING NOW. THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT'S GOING TO GET.

>>25805594
You dastardly bastard.

>>25805493
>>25805571
...Well.

We going for that walk?

>>25805615
NEVER

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>>25805615

Ha ha, no.

>>25805615
No. Not tonight.

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>>25805615
Sure

>>25805615
And risk her waking up with us nowhere to be found and having some kind of freak out moment?

Nah, I'll pass on that one.

Our concerns are secondary until she's stable enough to be left unsupervised.

>>25805615
yes. she said people might check up on her, we should be prepared for that

>>25805592
...How much you wanna bet that Isshin's standing in the hallway?

>>25805607
No, just a dastard.

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>>25805615

>88

You wiggle carefully, releasing your hold on her slowly, before you feel your shirt loosening. You move slowly, and inch by pain staking inch you escape her grasp. What feels like an hour later has you staring at her, her arms wrapped around your shirt, shivering.

>You managed to escape, now what do you do?

>Also roll me a 1d20 perception

>>25805615
No

Rolled 18

>>25805675

>>25805615
yes, but stay near the house

>>25805662
By... leaving her undefended? Also we're supposed to be keeping an eye on her still.

>>25805634
Nope. No walk. Lying low.

No more maddening surprises.

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>>25805668
A muttley?

Rolled 19

>>25805675
Go back to bed.

>>25805683
GOOD ENOUGH

Rolled 6

>>25805675
>You managed to escape, now what do you do?

Sleep in the closet, but keep it open.

Rolled 13

>>25805675
Cover her with a blanket.

>>25805675
Put her on the bed.

Rolled 17

>>25805675
Bed

>>25805675
Get meditative, try to talk with Zangetsu.

We should probably write some kind of note and leave it near her, just something simple like
"yes, that happened
no, I'm still not upset
you're still a good person"

Rolled 20

>>25805675
Sleep in the closet and think about how weird it is to masturbate when we have to men inside us.

>>25805691
>>25805683
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!

>>25805675
Put her back in the bed, tuck her in, go have a cold shower.

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>>25805615

>>25805665

No bets, he's pretty much suspicious of her, probably will be for a while until things cool off some how.
>>25805683
>>25805691

'Kay, stop rolling fellahs! I'd rather not get a string of ones again.

Rolled 19

>>25805675
tuck her in, stroke the cheek, go for a quick 5 minute walk

>>25805675
Put her on the bed, tuck her in.

>>25805675
Cover her with the blanket.

Relinquish the futon to her and take the bed.

Make damn sure we're there when she wakes up, and ideally that we're the first one up.

>>25805720
We are tucking her in so hard.

>>25805720
Let's see what we perceive.

>>25805720
Oh god

>>25805720
Well.
We see everything.

>two 19's
>a 20
We are controlling transmission.

>>25805720
Whatever it was, we see it. We see it so fucking hard.

>inb4 we realize she was shlicking it to us before we woke up

I just realized what our luck is like
>in a fight
>roll nothing but 1s until the last second
>walking, distracting or flirting
>roll nothing but 20s and near crits

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>>25805765

Are you TRYING to piss the dice gods off? Right after we just recovered from that string of ones?

>>25805729
I wonder what our hybrid eyes see.

>>25805794
We were made for love, not war.

But we still like war.

>>25805811
And yet war hates us.

>>25805823
unless that war is love...in which we revel

>>25805811
Our theme should be Black Blade.
>I have a feeling, that my luck is none too good
>this sword around my side don't act the way it should
.....
>I just wanna be a lover, not a red eyed screaming ghoul
Plus his blade is actually black.

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>20

You notice, sitting on the table staring between you and Momo is the modsoul in its plushy body. It seems to be giving an aura of incredulity and outrage, almost ready to burst.

>by the people only saying ‘bed’ do you mean put her on the bed or just go to bed?
>to the people who want to move her, roll me 1d20 to move her without disturbing her

Rolled 11

>>25805864
Move her.

Rolled 18

>>25805864
Put her on the bed and tuck her in.

Rolled 13

>>25805879
this

STOP, WE HAS 18

Rolled 2

>>25805864
Put her back into bed and we ourselves go back to floor and not sleep sleep.

>>25805893
>>25805879
>>25805873
No one else roll.

>>25805879
We tuck her in REALLY well, huh?

>>25805864
Leave her on the futon, go to bed yourself. Pat Godzilla on the head and whisper "Taking advantage of a crying heartbroken girl is not the way of the Gentleman, bro."

>>25805899
Have eighteen. We have an eighteen.

>>25805864
Put her on the bed. Then grab the plushy and go somewhere to call him a retard... I guess?

>>25805907
She won't be able to get out unassissted

>>25805858
Our themesong is still Number One. Just by a different artist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8PWnpSBqU

>>25805907

We tucked that bitch in

>>25805864
Tuck her in. Have a whispered conversation with Modzilla about the how being a true gentleman will get you more in the long run.

>>25805924
ME FAIL ENGLISH?!

>>25805864
After we place her on the bed, lift him up, and go to like the bathroom or something, if he wants to talk.

We haven't really gotten a chance to hang out with him just yet.

Talk to Modzilla about being a true gentleman.

>>25805907
She is now carrying our child

>>25805945
Yes Krunk, you have failed english.

Rolled 1

very nice eighteen there

>>25805953
>>25805963
>>25805941
These. Talk to Modzilla.

>>25805823
Technically, the only ones war LIKES are the kenpachi.
Because they're just straight-up crazy.
I think War likes Crazy.

>>25805858
Let it be so.

>>25805978
...I have no idea what that means.

Probably really bad.

>>25805978
Oh god I thought that was one of ours for a second.

>>25805978
OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

>>25805864

*throw up arms silently in a WHAT* gesture and attempt to & fail to go back to sleep*

>>25805978
Momo is OUT

>>25805978
Very nice one.

>>25805978
.....Guys, this only happens every hundred or so QM posts-
bask in it.

>>25805990
No, he's rolling for her waking up I think.

>>25805992
>>25805991
Technically it could be an ally roll instead.

Like Momo rolling to stay asleep, or Isshin rolling to stay stealthy from his position on the ceiling.

>>25805981
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGmvwf4jQ38

>>25805933
...
This.
Fucking.
Text.
ARE YOU A WIZARD?


We Belong To The World We Belong To The Wind
We Are The Spirit Of Competition's End
Turning Hours Into Days Burning Muscles Feel The Pain
The Heart And Soul Of Discipline My Friends

We Are Sending You A Challenge It's Very Clear
We Came To Win That Is Why We Are Here
Demanding To Be Tested By The Best
Not To Be Forgotten Like All The Rest

The Time Has Come All Training Done

The Muscle And The Blood Will Come To Pay

Let The Game Begin Hear The Starting Gun
Play From The Heart Today We Will Overcome
When The Game Is Over All The Counting's Done
We Were Born To Win Number 1

Today Is The Day All The Training Through
We Have Come For The Number One Not The Number Two
Let The Contest Begin Play Hard Fight To Win
Immortality Victory And Fame

>>25805934
>>25805929
Yep.
We should start a daycare center for Shinigimami ((>>25805978))

>>25805978
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25805978
So, Momo is a deep sleeper I take it?