>>25789102
>>"What do you mean more exciting?"

OH GOD SHE WANTS TO FUG

>>25789102
>>"What do you mean more exciting?"

Good question.

>>25789102
>>"What do you mean more exciting?"
Let's see her counter-offer at least.

>>25789102
>Shake on it.
Didn't peg you as the betting type, Miss Darjeeling

>>25789102
>>"What do you mean more exciting?"

No reason not to ASK, at least.

>>25789102
>"What do you mean more exciting?"
"I'm sure we can add additional terms. What did you have in mind?"

>>25789102
>"What do you mean more exciting?"
"Miss Darjeeling, you're trying to seduce me."

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>>25789102
>Shake on it.
Remember we want to avoid the girls doing the Anglerfish dance.

>>25789102
>What do you mean more exciting?

SHE WANTS US TO PUT OUR HVAP IN HER BREECH.

>>25789102
>I suppose I was expecting a more exciting wager than that.
[X] Shake on it.

Quick before she realizes what dance we're talking about!

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>>25789181
I'm okay with this

>>25789181
We should totally say that.

>>25789181
Aaaahahaha. Yes.

>>25789213
>brainproblems

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>>25789230

>>25789249
ohgoditsspreading

>>25789213
Darjeeling stop
That's not how you eat ice cream
Look you're getting it everywhere
You're doing it wrong

>>25789263
that's what she said

>>25789181
I like this.

Rolled 11

>>25789181

[x] Yes

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>>25789283
Oh you

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>>25789213
>>25789230

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>>25789278

>>25789181
Hell yes, this.

Where do I shoot in order to reliably hit the engine?

>>25789393
at the engine

>>25789393
Depends on the tank, obviously.

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>>25789213
>>25789223
>>25789228
>>25789286
Brittan plz go

>>25789425
I'm betting you don't live in Ireland, right?

>>25789393
at the back, or from above at the back.

>>25789420
>>25789423
Is there a general box to try to hit inside the tank that gets the engine?

>>25789445
Lions tour is on, the only time for British and Irish unity.

>>25789460
it depends on where the engine is...which generally depends on the tank. or at least the country

>>25789460
Again, this depends on the specific tank, as engine placement can vary wildly.

>>25789469
Lets say German tanks

>>25789460
I think there's some 3rd party addon that highlights weakpoints on the tanks.
I know a friend of mine used to have it, at least.

I play artillery, so as long as I actually hit the tank, I'm good. No need to hit anywhere in particular.

>>25789425
Why the hell is there a picture of an AK on that? The IRA had tons of M16 variants (or Armalites, rather) thanks to NORAID, they didn't use AKs.

>>25789476
German tanks are made of fuel tanks and engines, so...

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>>25789213
>>25789223
>>25789228
>>25789286
remove breton from the premises

>>25789485
AR-18s, actually. Similar rifle, but the internals are subtly different.

>>25789476
Halfway between the back of the turret and the rear of the tank. Usually. Really depends on the tank. Note that this same area can also have the ammo rack.

>>25789485
AR-18 specifically was the most popular, as I understand it.

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>>25789476
Higher tier German tanks are pretty vulnerable to hit to the lower frontal plate.

Those gas engines will light up like the 4th of July.

Rolled 7

>>25789181

BlackJack Please Please Pleaseeee slot this in.

>>25789483
That kinda sounds like hacking

>>25789567
It's basically just a skinpack.
It's definitely against the spirit of fair play, but...

Rolled 19

>>25789567

Just Augmented Gaming.

>>25789476
German tankers historically lined their transmission cases with professional grade fireworks, black powder, and pressure sensitive explosives, which gets set alight when anyone so much as sneezes on their lower glacias,

>>25789499
Better, plus you actually got the stripes the right way round, but the proportions are wrong. It's too tall and not wide enough. And you're still clearly an idiot who's never been to Ireland and thinks he's "Irish" because his great-great-grandparents were from Ireland and he always drinks the green beer on St Patrick's Day.

>>25789523
>>25789587
What about the Rooskies?

>>25789513
I remember once there were two tanks left on the field, myself in a Super Pershing and an enemy Tiger II. I had like 5% health left, but his last shot failed to damage through my Spaced Freedom Armor™ and I got lucky and ammo racked him to death from about 50% health.

>>25789607
Gotta love dat Super Persing

>>25789606
Russian tanks outside their heavies are generally pretty poorly armored, but quite fast. Their heavies are fucking nanners with all those weird angles and thick as fuck armor.

>>25789606
I don't think anyone else has a universal weakpoint like the Germans do. Unless you can get a shot off at the back end, just aim for a viewport or something.

>>25789607
If only you had had Glorious Motherland Boomcannon(tm), you would have shot him so hard it would have uninstalled WoT

>>25789606
Russian tanks, running on slightly muddy water instead of anything remotely ignible, are about as prone to bursting into flames as a wet paper towel would. Historically accurate as far as Wargaming is concerned

>>25789639
Yeah, that's what gets me. Fuckin' KV-5's and IS-3's.

>>25789102

>"What do you mean more exciting?"

If she wants to up it, let's hear it.

>>25789661
Even though I'm pretty sure engine fire was a big problem with the Kliment Voroshilov tanks. That and requiring a sledgehammer to shift GloriousTractor Transmission of the People.

>>25789684
Basically this

>>25789686
Russians are known for being in engineering textbooks. Either the examples of what not to do, or prime examples of their type.

>>25789666
With 5's you just shoot that retarded mini turret. Damn thing makes a huge target, even at sniping range.

IS's are a bit trickier. you actually have to aim for the little spots on them and hope you hit, else get a good angle and shoot down at them,

>>25789102
>>25789181
>"Miss Darjeeling, you're trying to seduce me."

PLEASE THIS

>>25789686

Yeah but still, when it came out, a Kliment was the Big Bully on the battlefield. It had problems, but also had the major advantage of being virtually unstoppable except at point-blank range (and even then...)

"Darjeeling, are you trying to insinuate something?" You say, falsely flabbergasted.

She smiles elegantly, and moves closer. "I am. I know of the Anglerfish Dance and I can tell you that it would take more than that to throw me off, even if you did win the bet." She looks up at the I-Go you're leaning against. "It seems that while your team has no shortage of skill, it does have a shortage of usable armor. Glorianna has no shortage of tanks and it would be trivial for us to part with one to benefit your team."

She has your attention now. "So you wager a tank, what do you want as our ante?"

She looks at you. "Well, with the exception of your Pershing, there are no tanks on your team that would fit our strategies, and no matter how much you trust in your gunner, you'd never wager your tank against anything we could give you, so I would have you wager this: If our gunner wins you will fight on our team for one battle during this tournement against an opponent of our choice, with the exception of Oorai- if our teams do fight each other again, I want your team to be at peak performance so that when we win it will mean something."

You think about it. A new tank for Oorai would be a huge boon- anything that could replace the I-Go would give your team a much better chance in the tournement. The deal seems almost too good- you can't tell whether this is a trick or just Darjeeling's way of being charitable.

>"Deal."
>"What tank are you wagering?"
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

Rolled 20

>>25789809

>"Deal. If you throw in a date."

>>25789809
>>"Deal."
The deal is almost too good to be true. It would be a waste to pass it by.

>>25789809
>"What tank are you wagering?"

This is important to know.
As long as the tank is decent enough:
>"Deal."

>>25789809
>>"Deal."
It's go time

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>>25789826

>Nat 20.

Clearly it was meant to be.

[x] Do it

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>>25789809
>"What tank are you wagering?"
I hope Miho understands.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
Think of Yukari, guys.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

Retards, retards everywhere.

>>25789809
.... So this deal has basically no downside at all for us? Even if we lose we're not going to be fighting against Oorai. This is seriously too good to be true. As nice as Darjeeling is, there's got to be a catch here somewhere.

>>25789850
Shhh... be quiet Anon

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
I don't think so, toots.

>>25789809
>"What tank are you wagering?"

I want to what the tank is first before we deal.

>>25789838
It doesn't matter what tank it is, it WILL be better than the I-go.

>>25789809
Deal
There are literally no downsides here

>>25789863
She's simply heard about the size and power of our Jack and she wants some of that.

>>25789809
[x] "I'll have to clear that with the captain. What tank are you wagering?"
>>25789863
It might be against the rules and get us all disqualified.

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>>25789809
>>"Deal. If you throw in a date."
I'm okay with this.

She'll owe us a date and the whale dance.

Ask what tank
Also make her do the butterfish dance as a plus
And deal

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

>>25789809
> "deal"

>>25789809
>"What tank are you wagering?"
There's literally no reason not to accept this deal, but we should make sure that we're not getting a Mark I or something.

Is fighting for another team even in the tournament rules. I thought you had to be a student for the school you fight for.

>mfw the only reason we're able to be in the tournament as boys is there ain't no rule against it, we are every sports film cliche

>>25789809
>"Deal."

Setting ourselves up to be seduced by Darjeeling? I'm oddly ok with this.

>>25789809
Welp, if we accept we go up against Kuromorimine, Saunders or Pravda, I doubt we’d be used against anything else.

>>25789882
Any time a deal is too good to be true or has no downsides, *something is wrong*, stop and think and work out what.
For example,
>"What tank are you wagering?"

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>>25789850

B-but Assam!

>>25789925
>/tg/
>thinking

choose one.

Anyone actually want both?

For one thing even if we lose, they'll use us against Kuromine. If they win, great! If they lose we get great intel.

I'm actually inclined to offer it anyways if we win.

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>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oarai, not Gloriana."
I don't want us to feel responsible when BFP roflstomps St. Gloriana.

>>25789809
>Deal
There is literally no downside to this, save for the fact that it's really awkward trying to take advantage of someone who puts it all out there willingly.
Of course, the original wager must stay. We need them cash.

>>25789809

>Throw in a date and it's a deal. And if we do win, we'll also do the mantafish dance with you."

>>25789910
That said, an AT-series tank would be too damn slow for their tactics throughout the show, and would be almost as bad.

>>25789809
> deal.

Anything they offer is probably going to be better than the I-Go

>>25789947

I'll take a Cromwell. Or a fuckin' Covenater.

We should check with Anzu+Miho to make sure they're alright with this before we continue

>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
Our I-Go is fight!

11 for, 7 against so far. We risk absolutely nothing but can gain a valuable piece of machinery.

>>25789937
Unless, y'know, Gloriana wins or loses a different match. And who cares about the Brits? We're signed on with Oorai and would be the equivalent of private contractors with Gloriana. Not our fault at all if they fail.

>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

>>25789886

>getting us Disqualified.

This is DARJEELING we're speaking about, no way in Hell she'd pull something underhanded like this. She almost breathes 'fair play'!

>>25789937
I could be wrong, but I don't think they hold all the matches on the same day. We'd have to air-lift Blackjack, but that's still manageable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl_6q557AkY

relevant to the vote

Hint: Protoss is anon.

>>25789809
>>25789826
>Throw in a date, and we have a deal.

>>25789995
Yeah but what if she doesn't know?

>>25789809
>"Deal."
The profit is good and the potential loss is negligible, I say go for it

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oarai, not Gloriana."

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
Howaboutno. I'm pretty sure we have to be a student of the school we fight for

>>25789995
Agreed, she's not going to rules-lawyer us into being disqualified, especially as it would probably get her team disqualified too if that were the case. However, there is clearly *something* fishy going on here. Darjeeling is extremely smart and while she's honourable, she's also no sap. She's up to something.

>Other: "This is too good to be true. What's the catch?"

>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
Tempting, but no. We're here to fight for Oarai, not Gloriana. Sorry.

>>25789826

[x] Do it

>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
We don't fuck around when it comes to loyalty.

>>25790028
As much as I hate to, I'm going to have to go with this guy. Seems too good to be true, even if this is Darjeeling.

Though, I don't think Rose will miss. But then, she's at a disadvantage if they force her to use something she's unfamiliar with like a 17-pounder or something.

>>25790010
BJ ITS A RETARD MAGNET!

>>25789809
>>25790046
I agree with this guy. There's a catch somewhere that we're not seeing.

>>25790028
If she's offering it then it must be fine in the rules somehow.

>>25789809

>"Deal."

Sounds solid.

>>25789809
Take the deal

>>25790066
I’m no lawyer but the thing seems pretty straightforward.

Except that it’s not specified we’re fighting for St Gloriana, only Darjeeling’s team. I might be reading too much into it but you never know.

>>25789809
>"Deal."

>>25789809
Give her the Deal

>>25789809
>"Deal. If you throw in a date."

>>25789809
> deal.


Perhaps we can get the auto club a tank early. Or the WoT nerds can get in early enough to get enough practice to actually be useful.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

You people would really do anything for a better tank.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
Sorry, love, no dice.

>>25790046

It's a win-win situation, whatever the outcome: If they lose, they lend us a spare tank they have no use for, and unless it's a french FT-17, it will be better than the I-Go to us, while not hampering them. If they win, they have one more heavy puncher against an opponent of their choice. And even then, it would be an opportunity for us to learn about our opponents.

I'd answer this:

Deal, as long as we make sure this doesn't violate any Sensha-do rules!

>>25790114
Yes, when the worse tank is a type-89, there are many things you would do for a better tank.

>>25790114

Yes, this is the equiv of selling our bunghole. And even then, yes.

>>25790114
Quit trying to pretend you don't want to sit with her and have tea while discussing the political troubles of the Welsh.

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>>25789809
>>"Deal."

Paranoids, paranoids everywhere. There aren't really any downsides to this deal if we lose, and we won't lose anyway.

>>25790141
I'm not pretending why would i want to go on another boat when there's perfectly good girls here?

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Here's the rules, for reference.
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

>>25790155
>I'm not pretending why would i want to go on another boat when there's perfectly good girls here?
For delicious tea, you coffee-swilling heathen.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

>>25790155

Helping them out in one single match, and not against our home club, is not excatly swinging boats. Hell, soccer clubs lend their players out all the time in this way, just to keep them on the field rather than on the bench.

20 for, 15 against. I'm pretty sure that settles it, considering those for it have been in the lead for a while.

Let's talk about tanks.

>>25790141
It's been a while since the Welsh actually had any political troubles. We could discuss the political troubles of the Scots, though. The main trouble being that all their politicians are Scottish.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
You people will fucking do anything for a tank, won't you

>>25789809
>>"Deal."

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
Nope. Nyet. Nunca. Iie. Nein. Non.

>>25790168
>compensation
>within the bounadries of the competition field

so stray shots that leave the field are paid for by the shooter?

Remove Momo from anything above a 20mm.

>>25790223
Oh god. Yeah, I know, right?

>>25790200

>Fully operational Tank with live ammunition.
>crewed by a team of beautiful girls.

Why, yes! What sensible man would refuse this?

>>25790188

I am dimly aware that Darjeeling's probably snapping a few rules in half here.

BUT DATE

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
I really think we shouldn't do this.

>>25790223
Or restrict her to high-calibre low-velocity guns.
>ie DERP FOR THE DERP GOD

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Best take the deal or we'll have to resort to using WP against Saunders.

>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
donotwant.

>>25790268
Give them the 105 Derpcannon when they stick the Hetzer mod on their 38(t)?

>>25790270

BUT DATE

WE MUST GO OUT WITH DARJEELING AT LEAST ONCE

(Or Assam if the thread wants, but hey)

>>25790270
Woohoo, warcrimes!

>>25789809
>"Deal. God knows we need a better tank."

>>25789809
I'd like to add that we'll only take the deal if they don't pull us off at any time when Oarai is having a match parallel to Gloriana.

I don't think Miss Fair Play would do something like that, but we want to be sure.

>>25790200
We're not doing anything that would cause a permanent problem for the team, like wagering Black Jack. (And don't start on "morale", we're the ones who are selling out for their sake.)
One match does not mean we're jumping ships.

>>25790284

I want it.

Only because it means SNEAKING MISSION for Rose+Anglerfish

>>25789809
>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."
WE FIGHT FOR THE USERS

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I can't help but feel if we somehow end up on Gloriana's carrier that we're gonna find a rather meticulous replica of Big Ben right onboard. And then that "SIX BONG" copypasta runs through my head, and I can only imagine the look on MC and crew's faces.

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

Trying to maintain American integrity here.

>>25790287
Only if you mean to set them on fire, anon. "Of course, just throwing smoke grenades into buildings is a perfectly legal thing, we can just toss in a WP and smoke them out. There's nothing bad that could happen to them, right?"

>>25790270
>>25790287
Yeah, I'm fairly sure that's just a smoke bomb. Actual WP is... not something you could slap magic Senshado League technology on and make safe. Not with viewports and the girls' frequent tendency to stick their heads out of the tank in mid-combat.

>>25790318

Nice oxymoron, anon!

>>25790324
It's smoke. Have you even seen the show?

>>25789809
>>"No deal- we came here to fight for Oorai, not Glorianna."

>>25790287
Only if used against civillians.

Using it for marking and screening is perfectly legal.

>>25790324
Considering the stuff's logic is literally magic(in the manga one of the girls gets hit sticking her head out to look and suffers no ill effects), I think it'd be fine.

>>25790350
I doubt it, half the people here likely want something other than GuP-flavored goodness.

Can we spy on Gloriana if we join them?

>>25790324
Who ever came up with that stupid idea that it's WP anyway?

>>25790324
yeah it was a joke.

>>25790370
See
>>25790270

>>25790324
"actual WP" IS used as smoke; the geneva convention specifically allows uses as screening devices.

>>25790368

Possible but thats basically their lineup in the tourny.

"Just what tank would you be wagering?" You say, looking over at Darjeeling like you aren't interested. "Don't want to win this and find out you've got a Mark I sitting around somewhere..." That's about the only thing you could see wrong with the bet from your side- getting junk dropped on you would be worthless even if you did win.

Darjeeling smiles comforting. "Commander, you're shrewd to ask that, but I think it might be more interesting if it remained a surprise." She looks up at the I-Go. "I will, however, assure you that the tank, while it might require some repairs, would be a worthy addition to your team and an effective combatant in the right hands."

"And if we were to lose..." You say, thinking of another potential problem. "...There's nothing in the rules against our tank fighting on your team for a battle?" You definately didn't want to get yourself or your team disqualified after all this.

Darjeeling shakes her head. "There are no rules against it, however it does break with tradition." She shrugs. "But then again, a tank crewed by male foreigners is already turning tradition on its head."

You think for a moment. Darjeeling was a good friend of Anzu's and she certainly seemed to be the odd sort to come up with a bet that would favor the other party this much. You don't see any downsides to it, either, so long as Darjeeling keeps her word.

"I'll do it." You say, sticking your hand out to shake. "It's a bet."

>>25790392
CROMWELL CROMWELL CROMWELL CROMWELL!

>>25790370
The fact that the stuff was sticking to the sherman's skin and burning, along with how dense the smoke is makes it pretty likely that, yes, it's WP.

>>25790392

>No Date.

:(

>>25790392
next time on GuPquest...

>>25790392
>No Date
WHY?

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>>25790392
No! Nononono
Have you ever been so angry you punched a loli?

>>25790392
Here comes our "Next Time"...

>>25790401
Stated in the show to be smoke.
Logical proof has nothing on Word of God.

>>25790392

NEXT TIME ON GARUPANS

RUSSEL, KEEP YOUR BONER IN CHECK
ROSE BLOWS AWAY THE COMPETITION... SEXUALLY
PATRICK PLEASE.

>>25790418
Katyusha's not really a loli, Nonna just gives her shady drugs to keep her small and cute.

>>25790413
anon tries their best to throw the contest as the quest becomes the second MSQ.

>>25790418
Yes. I was a shota at the time, but it was still ungentlemanly and something that I feel embarrassed about to this day.

>>25790418
Yes, but the doctor's receptionist got pissed and called sucurity

>>25790428
WP IS SMOKE! WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS?

Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!

>We get a taste of the StuG life.
>Rose shoots for the honor of Oorai!

Girls und Panzer Quest will return on Saturday around 5-6PM PST.

Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and announcements on when the thread goes live!

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>>25790440
*security
Fuck, I need to stop drinkin g and posting

>>25790434

What are you smoking, anon?

>>25790428
WP is used for smoke, you mongoloid.

>>25790418
Nope.... now wanting to strangle the retards who make such stupid choices... another story.

Let's hope we don't have any fuckers trying to throw the match.

Rails?! Where we're going, we don't need rails! Aahahahaha

>>25790464

Why would we want to throw the match?

>>25790464

The main problem of quests in a nutshell: Majority Wins! Even when, especially when, said majority thinks with its cock rather than its brains and acts full retarded/OOC!

>>25790484
Because he expects that we'll lose the bet and try to make up for it by purposefully playing bad when we're supporting Gloriana.

>>25790392
There's still a catch somewhere here, and we still haven't found out what it is.
Of course, the catch may well be "Blackjack is going to railroad us into losing the bet no matter what happens", but I don't think Darjeeling is sufficiently savvy to make a bet solely on the basis of psychoanalysing her author.

>>25790484
Some people might be bottombothered by the results reached this day and start fucking shit up.

>>25790495
More like people will try to ensure Rose loses just so spend time with Teeaboo.

>>25790492
Should have resorted to more special tactics then.

>>25790511

Ha.

I would have russel ask her out just once but throw the match to fight for them? Thats stretching too far.

>>25790502
>bottombothered

I smiled. And how could they ruin it? It's not like whe have any influence on the contest since both girls will be sitting in a static tank, taking potshots in turn. Not like MC has any opportunities to influence the outcome.

>>25790529
seeing how there were enough people or samefaggers to get such a suspicious deal approved, I wouldn't put anything past them. Allowing their stupidity to go through will only encourage them to one up themselves.

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>>25790392

This is good. If we win, we get a tank; if we lose, we get to kick ass against Italians, Germans, or Russians while fighting alongside the British. It's the Axis versus the Allies all over again!

>>25790545

Good man, samefagging appeared more likely on the opposing side, seeing the votes slowly trickle in every minute or two.

>>25790547
>implying St. Gloriana has a chance against Pravada or Black Forest using remotely conventional tactics.

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Guys. I just had a terrible thought.

What if the tank the Brits have in storage is a Valiant tank?

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>>25790658

>>25790658

I am not that cruel.

>>25790568

Even better: We'd get a feel for their tactics and capacities for free by helping out the Gloriana girls.

Darjeeling is either a fool (which I doubt) or in on Anzu's secret Ooarai really need to win this year and trying to help; because she offers us a real bargain: a spare tank if Rose wins, first hand first class intel on how one of our opponents (Whether Gloriana or the ones they'll face) operates if we lose. It wouldn't surprise me if this whole "wager" thing is not some Anzu behind-the-scene organized shenanigan...

>>25790658

TOG II

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead (which may take a while, because it has a top speed of 17 kph).

>>25790712
Hard to get a feel of tactics if the team's quickly defeated, considering Black Forest's tactics boil down to normal team tactics, ultra big bad german tanks and with Maho as the tactical brain.

facing such a team head on will only result in a quick loss.

>>25790678

Archer Tank Destroyer? *evillaughter.jpg*

>>25790760

True, but even if Gloriana gets roflstomped off the field and we don't learn much, our only trouble is getting Blackjack to that battle and back again. Not exactly a major bother...

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Gloriana spare tank speculation time?

It'll probably be a bit unrealistic if they had a spare Churchill or Centurion lying around. Most likely, we could be looking at the potential to grab a Valentine, a Matilda, a Comet or a Cromwell, I'm thinking.

>>25790712
Easily avoided if Darjeeling hires herself out to a small school and drags us with Her.

Why? Who knows, but there’s some diabolical plan there somewhere.

>>25790807

Bishop mobile artillery? *moreevillaughter.jpg*

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They never did say we have to fight in BJ, but frankly getting a skilled crew on a tank that they have never operated before would be a waste, so it might be a given.

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't interested in a senshado match with more tanks on our team on BJ's level

>>25790733

Would Ooarai even have the capability of handling the upkeep on such a beast, let alone finding vehicle pool space for it? It probably eats through fuel like an American through cheeseburgers.

>>25790913

Darjeerling and co helping us to win the float contest would provide the funds for maintaining it, at the very least.

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A thought occurs.

>Anzu has bought one tank from the Gloriana.
>Anzu doesn't tell us. (This is key)
>The tank that's being "wagered" is this said tank.
>Effectively, Gloriana is only wagering the dancing.
>If we win, we receive the tank, none the wiser.
>If we lose, we'll still receiving a tank. We ask what is this? Darjeeling let's the cat out of the proverbial bag.
>Anzu is now once again in danger of having violence visited upon her person.

>>25790931
Not really, there's only about $1k at stake.

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>>25790962
>>Anzu is now once again in danger of having violence visited upon her person.

>>25790962

You...

I...

This...

ANZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Pretty realistic scenario, by the way!

>>25790962
I wouldn't be surprised, we went to Anzu expecting mangicent bastard-ness... and with this we'd get it.

>>25790807

Given it's replacing team GUTS, I'd probably say Crusader. Fast, decent gun, good for an agile driver.

>>25792029
Crusader would be entirely adequate for our needs.

Though either the Valentine or Matilda would be a good match to go with the B1bis we may find soon.

>>25789102
Those asses look suspiciously prepubescent.

>>25792905
>25792905
>!
Just the way we like 'em.

>>25790678
So it's 'just' a Covenanter, eh?

>>25794438
I still think it'd be funny if they got a TOG II

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>>25790418
>punching Katyusha
motherfucker that is not alright

>replying to an 8 hour old post
I know, I know...