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Couple things which seem to pop up regularly or have been a problem. You are female, people were unhappy no matter what I did so I just went with the coin. Probably won't change, but it doesn't really matter as you have no sex drive or anything of the sort. This is an AU. That means no Ichigo, no Orihime, none of the characters from Bleach you know exist, and some of the rules about how things work have changed from the kuboverse. People seem to keep missing it so I put it in first just to get it out there. We already discussed maybe letting some of them in, but it degenerated into meta-gaming too fast. This is your story, not theirs, no need to bring them into it. Lastly from now on we will only be able to upgrade at certain downtime in the story. This is to help move the plot along. Oh, also since your monologue has been behaving pretty much as "We're all mad here" would have more or less I am taking it off the power list. No new tail, but that's a thing.

If you want to catch up: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hollow%20Quest%20Redux If some one wants to archive it, please tag EXACTLY THE SAME as the first Hollow Quest Redux. Nothing else extra, just the exact same tags. Thank you

Awesome E-book:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x8GO0Gs08hkG_OzCQxgxkG0QIerMykvSV1XJH9wE5BY

Current Character Sheets located at: http://pastebin.com/u/AzureEarth

twittier:@dothackaida
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You are Risa Schrödinger, professor of physics, art, and holloweconomnomnomics at some shitty high school. You also lead a supernatural studies club, where you pretty much just throw hollows at your students and hope they don't die. Yesterday you fed potentially poisonous mushrooms to a school girl, got her drunk, tore her clothes, then felt her up and bought her some more. You also bought a ton of clocks and discovered the two shinigami guarding the town seem to be in a relationship of some sort; puts a damper on your plan to get Ryouichi involved with one, or both? What ever. You are currently sitting in class using a paper fortune telling device to oracle what your next move should be.

"Who is the class representative?" You ask chewing on the end of a pen.

Two hands go up, a pig tailed girl with glasses who seems unsure of everything and a gloomy looking young man. You glance at the two of them then shrug. "Pick a color." You command.

"Color?" Asks the gloomy scrub- I mean boy as he gets hit in the head with a wadded up piece of paper from the MTV crew. You need a cool name for them.

"Azure, Violet, Crimson, or Chartreuse." You command, your knowledge of colors impeccable.

"Chartreuse?" Asks the glasses girl, as if she didn't know what it was.

"C-H-A-R-T-R-E-U-S-E." You spell out manipulating the witchcraft born device. "Now a number 1 through 4" You continue.

"Three?"" Asks the scrub like boy being scrubby.

"One, two, three." You repeat continuing the dark path your have chosen.

"Now five through eight." You repeat, deciding to use letters when you speak instead of numbers.

"Eight?" Asks the girl seeming confused by what she beholds. Her mortal mind unable to grasp the terror that your arcane device awakens.
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"Eight it is." You say opening the little paper flap. "Get the Nofunigami at least sort of on our side." It commands.

"Swanky" You nod before explaining to the class how soda bottle bombs are totally awesome and not at all dangerous.

The day ends and you make your way to the after school club room. A slight jump in your step as you make your way down the oppressive corridors. You still have to get them up to snuff, somehow get the boy to get shinigami powers, because he has to be a special snowflake or what ever, and maybe check in with your other hollows. You should get Sin-Fin here with you, that would be fun. She's fun. Actually she is a deeply disturbingly gloomy girl who uses far too many ellipses when she speaks but-

"Yeah, I'm totally different from other high school boys. I don't even care about sex or what ever. I mean, it's way too important to just get rid of, you know what I mean?" Ryouichi says from inside the class. "I mean, I'm a virgin, so what?" He asks.

"Big surprise." You hear Ryoko, Kyoko? Kyoto? Fuck. Pretty sure she started at one name and ended at another. What ever, just blame me for it, doesn't have to be a thing.

"I mean, are you?" Ryouichi asks adding a bit too much breath to his voice to go with the creepy stalker vibe.

"Well, I wonder." Ryoko asks sighing.

"I mean, it's what ever if you are. I don't even care, but are you?!" He asks again seeming frantic.

"Ryouichi. Relax." Akira commands and as you open the door you see he is taking some head ache pills.

"What? I am just asking!" He gets defensive as the twincies look like they are about to burst out laughing from the corner of the room.

Well, what do you want to do for today?
[]One on one training with some one
[]Mess with the shinigami, obey the device.
[]Group hollow fighting, again.
[]Call it, you want to go to hueco mundo
[]Other, please specify
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((Sorry for the delay, had to buy wine. Planning omakes for the end. Anything you want to see?))
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>>25780615
>"Eight it is." You say opening the little paper flap. "Get the Nofunigami at least sort of on our side." It commands.
WHO ARE WE TO GO AGAINST THE COMMANDS OF A FOLDED PIECE OF PAPER

[X]Mess with the shinigami, obey the device.
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>>25780615
Man, Ryouichi's such an asshole.

[X]One on one training with some one
Lets see what Akira looks like without his clothes. I mean body.
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>>25780615
Want to go to hueco mundo, after all, we still have to meet the new Arrancar. Also, I have a legal structure that I'm writing up which should get us more Arrancars. Plus, I find the idea of Schrodinger coming up with such a system hilarious
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>>25780615

"So, good work yesterday everyone! Today will be less active, as you are all going to meditate and reflect upon your experiences from yesterdays battles. Then, I will discuss with each of you what potentials you have shown and good ways to realise that potential! Now, I'm off to get Ice Cream for everyone!!! Remember, Relect on your powers and the sensations you felt..."

Obey our super wise Fortune Teller and play with the Nofunigamis.... then get Ice-Cream for the kids.... Though they have to earn it....
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>>25780615
Ugh, why must our progeny be so terrible?

What floor are we on, and is there still a lot of people outside?
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>>25780746
3rd, and the sports clubs are running about doing sport things.
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>>25780753
Ah well, one day.
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May as well call it for the fortune telling device. Guess the delay was a bit much this time
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>>25780753
Question, do we have any control of our pycho-poison (or Ryouichi's derivative) once it's in the victim? I kinda want to make sure he doesn't weaken those two too much before fighting them again (or getting them killed while "training").
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...Y'know, I'm curious as to who Schrodinger was in life.

I have the horrible feeling that she was some kind of international terrorist, and may or may not still be on Interpol wanted lists...

>>25780782
Its still level one, so it only lasts a couple of days and doesn't do any lasting damage. And, as its been a couple of days since that kiss, it should be fading any time soon.
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>>25780753
At some point tell Ryoko that she needs to learn her some arts of the martial variety.
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>>25780615
Woo,caught one live. And you used my house hollow sigil. Cool.
>[X]One on one training with some one.
The question is who though.
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>>25780737
Legal structure write up:
First we have Jegar declare that the palace/city is a no nomming zone. Hollows are free to come and go as they please and you are safe from being eaten as long as you remain. Also, bullshit like waiting outside to ambush people will get you a cero to the face. Second, once you max out your adjucas power and stop gaining strength you have two options: leave and get hunted until you die (or we might just murder them) or rip off the mask. After all we can't have you hogging the food. In addition, we spread the word that ripping off your mask, while painful, will allow you to avoid being really tall again, so it's a preferable alternative to devolution if you are starving. Once you become an Arrancar you are obviously able to stay in the city permanently without worrying about getting eaten. Also you'll get leadership positions and nicer digs where appropriate just to make it seem like an even better deal.
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>>25780778

I personally kinda forgot Hollow Quest was on today.
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>>25780860
So where does the food for the city come from?
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>>25780797
I know it's impossible in this setting, but am I the only one who kinda wants Ryoko to end up with a (historically accurate) battle axe zanpactu and Viking helm hollow "mask"?
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>>25780886
Fuck Zanpakutous. Lets get her an actual axe covered with magic runes.
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"So, good work yesterday everyone! Today will be less active, as you are all going to meditate and reflect upon your experiences from yesterdays battles. Then, I will discuss with each of you what potentials you have shown and good ways to realize that potential! Now, I'm off to get Ice Cream for everyone! Remember, Reflect on your powers and the sensations you felt." You instruct before going forth to do the folded papers bidding, you just a leaf on the wind of change that it has brought forth. You make a mental note to talk about martial arts to Ryoko during your one on one time.

You leave the school building and walk through the bustling town. You give a few buildings a look over before making your way to the residential district where you can smell the nofunigami dealing with a hollow. You walk calmly down the street with your hands in your pockets before finding them in mid battle.

"Hey, hey dude. Hey. Man, fuck tha police." The winged hollow comments, slashing at the shinigami.

The woman, Ran you believe, blocks the bladed wings and is pushed back a few feet, the hollow's strength evidently greater than she can easily handle. You see her left arm has a small trickle of blood going down it. She turns to Hayato. "We already killed this one a few times! How does it keep coming back?!" She demands.

"System always keepin a brotha down. I ain't apart of no system." The winged hollow replies.

"Shut up!" Hayato shouts before pointing his hand towards the hollow. "Ye lord! Mask of blood and flesh, all creation, flutter of wings, ye who bears the name of Man! Inferno and pandemonium, the sea barrier surges, march on to the south! Hado 31, Shakkahō!" He shouts, a large blast of red energy flying from his palm into the hollow.
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The creature steps back before vomiting some sort of acid towards Hayato, making him roll out of the way. He seems to think himself free, but the acid gets up and starts attacking him like some sort of golem or minion, forcing him to jump back. "Shit, is it getting more powerful the more it dies?!" He asks clearly at a loss.

Seem the fortune telling device made a good call.

What do you do?
[]Help the hollow
[]Help the nofunigami, this immortal thing sounds cool
[]Just watch
[]Leave, so not your problem
[]Other, please specify
Also, how do you want to help?
[]Sword
[]Hand to hand
[]Make it look like you are struggling
[]Destroy it with ease
[]Other, please specify
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>>25780851
It's sort of awesome. Thanks for doing it!
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>>25780883
Residents would have to occasionally leave to go out and acquire food. The idea is to structure the society to benefit the Arrancars, thus providing incentives for hollows to become them. After all, we can't take normal adjucas outside of our home anyway.
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>>25780931
>"System always keepin a brotha down. I ain't apart of no system." The winged hollow replies.
If this guy survives, we're going to recruit him and force-feed him Gillians until he becomes awesome. More awesome.

[X]Help the nofunigami, this immortal thing sounds cool
We need to get friendship points with the Shinigami, and the Hollow seems to be tougher than the average soul-eating monstrosity and we can track it down later if it impresses us in this fight.
[X]Hand to hand
Flying dropkick dynamic entry. Us having a Zanpakutou would be too suspicious.
[X]Make it look like you are struggling
Because we don't want to raise suspicion.
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>>25780860
Hmm, we'll need some provisions for the inevitable treason and probably have to kick the shinigami currently running around Hueco Mundo off our turf before implementing anything not designed to look like id driven chaos, but I can get behind it otherwise.
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>>25780931
OUR WINGED GENERAL RETURNS!!!!

>>25780995
Sounds like a Plan...
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>>25780940
if we use the sword we reveal to much to them. We said we are a strong spirited teacher. Let's stick with that and just use hand to hand. Possibly keeping one hand in our lab coat while smacking the hollow around with the other.

Also, Krav Maga is an awesome martial art, but it's too much finesse and redirection of a blow for a berzerker. Maybe Akira with his precog ability would fit that better. I'll admit it would be hilarious if our people start disarming captains of their weapons.
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>>25780995
Yeah these seem like good ideas.

Maybe use gravity powers as well, since they already know we have them?
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>>25781023
>OUR WINGED GENERAL RETURNS!!!!

Wait, we know this guy?
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>>25781041
Yeah, since we've already played the gravity card lets see how clever we can get with it.

I'll say we should leave up a standing order of [X]Use gravity powers to help the Shinigami avoid attacks
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>>25780539
Fuuuuuck. I missed the last 2. I have to read them before i join this one.
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Dynamic entry? Dynamic entry. You can not fail this action, but if you want to roll 1d100 to see how awesome it is I am not against it.
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Rolled 48

>>25781077
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Rolled 86

>>25781077
rolling
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Rolled 53

>>25781077
Rollingu
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>>25780940
>[]Help the nofunigami, this immortal thing sounds cool
>[X]Make it look like you are struggling.
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>>25781027
I'm voting muay thai. I want her to ong-bak the shit out of a nofunigami.
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>>25781013
Presumably the idiot will leave eventually, since I don't think he's been outed yet. As for the inevitable treason, the only people we will have to worry about is the Arrancar's as any resentment of non Arrancar doesn't matter, since anyone of sufficient capability to worry us will have the balls to rip off the mask anyway.
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>>25781049
he was the dude who was with us the first time we pissed off a horde of shinigami along with jager.
hes the one we thought dead.
apparently he has phoenix abilties.
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>>25781090
Noteworthy, by but not quite awesome. Probably for the best.
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>>25781129
Ah.

So can we make our illusions visible to only one person?
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>>25781155
personally if we can get him away from the shinigami without them suspecting something its for the best
i think we found one of our guys,
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Not sure if i like the idea of adding ANOTHER character that we need to train up if we recruit the winged guy. Unless we get our emo sister "Sin Fin" to come help us train these scrubs we won't have time to split between each of them. Winged guy still has to pass through the Gillian stage and that can take years.

Also our training needs to go into "Fall Break" mode where we keep pushing them to their limits every day without rest. Those crazy week long training sessions did more work for characters in canon than people who spent years training.
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>>25781077

You there, OP?
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He's immortal? That sounds pretty interesting, plus you need to earn some points with the shinigami so why not? You time your actions just right and take a few steps back. You make a show of licking your finger and holding it up to test the wind before nodding. You run forward and then leap a few feet away. You soar through the air like a dragon, or one of those Australian drop bears, before your foot slams home in the hollows face. You let out a whoop of victory as he tumbles back. You put your hands in your pockets as you give the shinigami a grin. "Yo. We meet again, huh?" You ask as the hollow rights itself.

"Y-You. Er..." She seems at a bit of a loss.

"Schrödinger, Risa Schrödinger." You explain as the hollow stares at you and you can tell right away. Something is off with it. It's like hair, or finger nail clippings, just part of the whole.

"Man, fucking east coast bullshit." He complains before rushing you, evidently not caring you are an arrancar.

You make a show of dodging and rolling, using your gravity manipulation to make your movements a bit sharper, and putting out just enough power to make it look believable. The hollows tries to swipe at you, his massive bladed wings making a sharp sound as they cut through only the air. You manage to keep avoiding it, and decide to try and at least reason with it. "Why don't you just run, you are clearly outmatched." You explain, exerting a bit of your will.

Sadly your energy goes through it as if it has no will of its own. "Know what that shit is man? Mutha fuckin racism. Fuck tha police." It explains before you see your chance.
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Rolled 64

>>25781077

UPSIDE DOWN RISING KICK DYNAMIC ENTRY
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>>25781301
...Technically can't we just speed-level him up to Gillian by just killing a gillian and making him eat it?
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You roll back and make a show of being pressed before luring it to near the female shinigami. Hayato shouts as he is pushed further back by the acid blob, but you manage to make your choice count as after he lunges towards you, you roll to the side, getting a cut on your leg, and giving Ran a chance to remove it's head. You are silent as the acid blob trembles and the body starts to fade.. "I'll be back to record my mix tape next year!" He shouts before his soul... is just gone.

No little butterfly to the other world, no gates of hell cracking open and making you wet yourself he's just gone. Interesting.

"Very." You agree as Hayato rushes over and looks over Ran's wounds.

"You okay? Here, hold still for a second. Shit, why didn't I spend more time in healing arts? This is bad, okay we can go back and-" He panics but she smacks the back of his head.

"Hayato, relax. It's a scratch. Ah, I think we are off the clock now right?" She give a smile and Hayato lets out a sigh of relief before looking over to you.

"Ah, hey. Thanks." He offers, clearly unsure what to say. "If you hadn't shown up when you did I don't know what would have happened.

Well seems they are awkward and uncomfortable. Perfect.
[]Invite them out for ice cream.
[]Ask them something
[]Leave, like a whisper in the empty night! Even though it's day.
[]Other, please specify
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>>25781343
Yeah, 4chan ate my post.
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>>25781353
Interesting, it's just a construct of some sort.
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>>25781369
>[]Invite them out for ice cream.

But what did >>25781353 mean?
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>>25781369
>Ice Cream

Should we tell them it's not so much they keep fighting the same hollow, so much as they have yet to fight the real hollow?
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>>25781369

"You guys want to get ice cream? Don't suggest gelato or I will cut you...though snowcones would be acceptable"
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>>25781369
[X]Invite them out for ice cream.

>>25781367
Yeah, probably. Its like in an MMO where we're level 80 and dragging a level 10 guy through endgame zones.

>>25781393
It means that he's not really here. Its a fake, some kind of automation.
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>>25781417
Fuck no, we want him on our team.
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>>25781369

ICECREAM!!!!

make a point to take them Before asking if they either want some, or can even eat it...

See if we can't get them to tell us about SS...
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>>25781369
ICECREAM! (We need to remember to buy ice cream for the kids too)
Then ask them questions. Start with stuff we already know, like what they are and what they do. Based on their answers we can judge their trustworthiness before we ask them more extreme questions. Find a way to figure out how to seed Shinji with some Shinigami seed.
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>>25781445
Good point.

But how do we track this guy down?
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>>25781369

[]Invite them out for ice cream. and get some gossip about soul society culture, there relationship exct..
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>>25781450
You kinky son of a bitch. Seconding.
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>>25780931
>>25780940
>>25781353
>>25781369
Did we meet these shinigami before? Do anything interesting? I can't remember.
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>>25781467
Ummmm thirded.
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>>25781517
They tried to kill us and the twincies once. We got over it and met them while floating upside down.
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>>25781517
Last thread.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25740843/#p25748135

They also tried to kill the Twincies in the thread before, with us as 'acceptable collateral' or something.
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>>25781565
Acceptable collateral? Fuck these guys.
>[X]Invite them out for ice cream. I vote this... then something exceedingly debilitating later. Like the loss of a tongue.
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>>25781565
>>25781541
Wait they're the same shinigami?

I thought there was three different ones who attacked the twincies.
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>>25781587
Well to be fair, they were kind of panicking over us not falling asleep from their Kido.

They don't seem to be the most competent pair around.
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>>25781590
Two shinigami, one Ryouichi (on a different occasion).
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You ponder his thanks for a few moments, letting the facts sink and and then nodding. "Ice cream." You point out.

"What?" Hayato asks.

"Ice cream. Can you eat it? DO you eat it. The general theme I am going for is ice cream." You explain.

"Is it good?" Ran asks, the mention of food evidently all it takes to get her attention.

"It's like sweet frozen raindrops of happiness infused with chocolate and sprinkled with dreams." You explain and you see her eyes light up.

'Yes! We would love some!" She answers before pulling out a strange device.

"Ran, hey, we can't get too involved with-" He starts but she turns and gives him a look you believe was supposed to be adorable or something.

He holds out for a few moments, but that is all he can manage. Slowly his shoulders sink and he lets out a soft sigh before nodding. "Okay Ran, yeah. Let's get some ice cream." He answers.

After a few moments of waiting what seem to be their clones arrive. They reach inside their mouths and pull out little pills before climbing into the bodies. Ah, false bodies, like yours, got it. Ran clings to your arm and starts pulling you like a child happy to go on an outing with their parent while Hayato just smiles at how energetic she is. You escort them to an ice cream shop you saw and walk in like you own the place. You instruct them how to order and Ran orders a giant ice cream sundae after your prompting while Hayato goes with a simple cone. You, of course, got pickle, horseradish, and sardine flavored. You manage to get a table and start eating. "So, funny little ghosts with swords, what exactly are you then?" You ask.
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"Shinigami. We escort souls of the dead to soul society and protect the world from hollows. You didn't know?" Hayato asks, evidently uncaring how much he lets slip.

"Soul Society, eh? Like heaven?" You ask and Ran nods in between bites of ice cream.

"It's a great place!" She answers.

"So how does one become a shinigami ten? You have to go to night classes while working off your loan or what?" You ask taking a bite of your Mocha Cherry Avocado flavored ice cream. Mmmm, minty.

"Some of us are born there. Others are humans with large spirit power who die and enter the academy." He explains.

There are so many things wrong with that scenario, I don't even know where to begin.

Seems you have their attention now. What do you want to ask them?
[]Write in
[]Nothing, just eat the ice cream
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>>25781675
[x] And uh, what happens to the guys that aren't lucky enough to get? Hollowbait?
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>>25781675
"Why were you trying to kill the Twincies the other day? You mentioned something about the 'balance of souls' or something...?"
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>>25781675
Wait, how do people get born in the world of the dead? You mean not everyone shows up there after dying in this world?
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>>25781675
so you too make a cuite couple, that happen much with Shinigami.? working side by side fighting monsters saving souls, falling in love ?
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>>25781728
Say this conspiratorially? Say this conspiratorially. See if we can worm some knowledge of Soul Society nobility out of the two (pretty sure the guy's from a noble family and Ran's a commoner, but I could have that backwards).
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>>25781675

"So, what is the deal with the Hollows? Do they get born like that or do people with High Spiritual Pressure turn into them as well?"
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>>25781746
I don't think we should be too clueless. Especially not about things we've already admitted knowledge about to the kids.
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>>25781740
Pretty sure you're right.
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>>25781761

A fair point.

I'll add my support for more about SS...
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>>25781675
"What makes the academy special? What do they teach you there that you become a psuedo-grim reaper? If it's just educational classes could a human not be able to do similar things if they had the go juice? If it's not just route memorization in a classroom what special things do they do? Basically, I'm asking you why you felt the need to try and kill my students when they do what appears to be the same thing as you."

If they say it's route memorization then TADA we can push Shinji into SS the easy way by forcing him to memorize a lot of crap. If it's not studying then we can find a way to acquire whatever materials we need to impregnate him with that big black.... robe.
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>>25781717
>>25781695
>>25781790
These.
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>>25781675
Does that outfit have to be all black and flowy? Not everyone look good in black.
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>>25781841

I second this.
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>>25781675
At the end of her answers, point out her ice cream is melting.
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>>25781860
Ha, force her to give herself a brain freeze! She's never experienced that kind of pain before. Even worse than being eaten by a hollow it's this magical human food called ice cream that they use to torture people with
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>>25781675
I just realized, they don't know what ice cream is. Most likely, they don't know what weed, cocaine, heroin, or LSD are. Can we deal drugs to shinigami? Please?
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"So, why were you about to kill the twincies the other day? You mentioned the balance of something?" You ask, clearly not bitter about them trying to murder hobo your students and yourself. Really.

"Ah, un." Ran nods while holding her spoon in her mouth for a few seconds. "Sinigami purify souls and hollows, which sends them to Soul Society. In soul society they remain until they are ready to re-enter the land of the living through reincarnation. In this way there is a balance between the world of soul society and the land of the living. The problem arises from quincies. They use their powers and it destroys the souls entirely, making them totally unable to enter the wheel of reincarnation." She explains.

"So if strong souls become shinigami, then why not just give the powers to the quincy. Bing bang boom, problem solved." You explain as your cherry mango licorice ice cream gets another bite.

"Not that simple. The key to unlocking the powers is with a sword, and they have to have a disposition for it. In theory a shinigami could give their powers to someone else and make someone into a shinigami, but they would be untrained, so it is a last ditch effort really." Hayato answers.

"So how do souls have babies? I mean, seems sort of weird. You two are certainly a cute couple, does that happen often? Will your babies come out with swords?" You ask making Hayato choke but Ran seems cool about it.

"Well, soul society is made of spirit particles, which are pretty much the same as regular matter except made totally out of spirit. I guess things just work the same there." She explains while Hayato eats more of his ice cream to cool his face.

"So why not enroll people in your little school thing? Teach them how to get powers safely." You offer but Ran shakes her head.

"The living must not enter soul society." She explains.

Well seems that is that. Anything else?
[]Yes, (write in)
[]No, you have all you need
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>>25781920
Do you want a strung out shindigs I busting into our classroom and threatening us in front f our students? On the otherhand, if we could find a way to slip them some kind of hollow conversion drug - assuming we could SCIENCE (tm) something like that into existence - id probably be onboard.
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>>25781972
"So why not maintain academies outside of Soul Society?"
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>Looking at the pastebin
>Comparinating
So, it looks like stats aren't the major difference between vasto and adjuchas.
And since the difference is solely based on abilities, it seems odd that the difference in Go Juice really isn't that big. It seems odd that Sin Fin, assuming she's an adjuchas, actually has more Go Juice unleashed by her resureccion.
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>>25781972
Hm, now that we know that shinigami CAN bestow powers, all we have to do is engineer a situation where they WILL.
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>>25782012
That is impressive.
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>>25781972
>Have to be untrained.
If that doesn't scream get Ryouichi some zanpakto action, nothing else will.
>>25782012
Thorough work. I like it.
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>>25782012
I think we used most of the souls we ate on getting weird powers?
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>>25781972
>last ditch effort
How last ditch? Would Robert Plant sing songs about it?
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>>25782080
No the post is saying that the transferee would lack any training as a shinigami and therefore be far less effective.
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>>25782006
This.

If we can convince them to help out with our training...As long as we can keep Ryouichi hidden, that is.
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>>25782098
Yeah, we and Sin Fin have significantly crazier powers than Jaeger does.
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>>25782012
>Just now realizing that under Risa's base stat buffs from abilities I put str & dur for Tsukiyo's Mirror instead of for Tesla's Revenge.
Damn.
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>>25782140
That's a pretty terrible idea in practice though, depsite how cool it would be.
We would have to work 3000% harder to hide what we are... while training the kids.
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>>25781972
"So, you get all sorts in Soul Society? Chinese, Russians, Australians?"

After they say no:

"...Huh. Where do they go, then?"
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>>25782187
Yeah, thats a good point. Still, having them set up academies in the real world with students we can poach for our own causes would be handy.
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>>25782187
But right now this is, like, 0.00000001 Hards.

3000% more isn't going to make it suddenly bad.
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So we need one of them swords then, so we can either take a trip to SS, have one of them shinigami spies grab one, or have our hollow buds pick one up from a fallen novice. Why do we need a shinigami to give Ryou their powers again?
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>>25782098
Yep, now we need to practice swordsmanship allot to become superior in strength to our friends. I'm not to comfortable having adjuchas with stats even remotely close to ours. Maybe keep feeding our Viking the mushrooms so she retains the huge power and while we control her rage we only use swords.


I'm starting to like our two friends, so I'd rather find some tech to rip out a random shinigami power and keep them intact as a possible way to help enter SS. See if Lucy or our new adjuchas in Hue land have some spirit tech to capture powers. If kuchiki is anything like his family line when he learns the truth of SS he may oppose the king to preserve the citizens and noble families.
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>>25782187
I'm pretty sure we can hide what we are from them as long as the Soul King himself doesn't come down and stare directly into our soul.
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>>25782215
We have two perfectly good swords right in front of us. They only need a little push via the insanity juice.
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"So why not maintain academies outside soul society?" You ask as your sprinkles are far less than anticipated.

"We lack the resources for one, you need experienced trainers. Second, only a certain amount of, you can think of them as starter swords, are allowed out. Third when you get down to it, human souls are not very compatible with our powers while they are still in the bodies. Even the quincies would be hard pressed to gain our abilities through training, and it would likely make them unable to use their quincy powers. Last we have to be careful, there is a whole screening process and the like for who should become shinigami and who should not. We can't let the power to judge between life and death fall into the wrong hands, it could-" Hayato starts.

"Destroy the balance." You offer.

"Yeah." He nods.

"Ah! That was good!" Ran sighs patting her stomach.

"You are all of that?!" Hayato asks impressed.

"Yeah, it was pretty good!" Ran seems pleased as she stand up and stretches. "Ah, guess it's back to the patrols for now then." Ran nods.

Seems they are about to go.
[]Stop them for one last thing
[]Let them go, get your ice cream for the kids and move on.
[]Other, please specify
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>>25782210
>>25782218
The creepy twincies can sense hollows.
Akira has a third eye.
Ryoichi is our demon spawn.
It's more along the lines of .10 hards. Not much, but having trained shinigami thrown in would put everyone on edge enough to raise the difficulty.
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>>25782218
So, if we set up a secret training area in international waters or some undiscovered island would we be free from pesky local deities/spiritual overlords? Because it might be nice if we could train outside our gigai every once and a while.
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>>25782259
>[]Let them go, get your ice cream for the kids and move on.
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>>25782259
>[]Let them go, get your ice cream for the kids and move on.

"Nice meeting you two. Hope you end up fucking like rabbits someday!"
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>>25782259
[X]Let them go, get your ice cream for the kids and move on.
Wish them luck on their patrols.
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>>25782215
It's not the sword, but one of them needs to give Ryouichi their powers like Rukia did to Ichigo.
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>>25782259
>This is a joke
>I need to say it anyway
because fuck shinigami.
[X] stop them for one last thing.
"oh, before i forget... Pandora cero!"
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>>25782283
No that would just get ghost pirates coming after us and a bunch of aquatic monster hollows... You know what on second thought HELL YES all aboard to international waters
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>>25782259
Seems like we need to teach Ryouichi how to better use his cloaking and shape shifting so his soul doesn't look all cracked and creepy when he goes to meet with these guys.

Also, any chance we can spend the weekend in Hueco, pretend to be one of Sin-fin's lietenants while the SS is there, maybe get some sword training in, and see what the reapers are doing in our slice of the world.
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Something I've been meaning to ask.

Are all angels at or higher than captain/vasto level?
Or are there a bunch of lower leveled angels and then there's a group of archangels that have fucktons of power or something like that?
Or are all angels just ridiculously powerful and then that group at the top is even more ridiculously powerful?

Meh. We should ask Lucy.
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>>25782283
>Implying gods care about silly human things like 'borders'
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>>25782259
[X] One last thing.
Before you two go, because I like you guys I'm going to give you a little unsolicited advice, if you're dealing with a monster like the one before that doesn't play by the rules, don't be afraid to bug out until you can figure out what your missing. I know, I know. It's your job and you got this and all that...just take it from someone whose had to survive most of their life that there's nothing to be ashamed about running if it gives you the chance of winning later instead of failing, and dying, now. Man, I must be getting sappy in my old age, see ya two later.

[X] get ice cream and return (unfollowed) back to base.
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>>25782362
So that our hollow juice morphs into shinigami juice?
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"Hm, so to make a human a shinigami would require-" You start frowning.

"Someone with lost of spiritual energy, hell of a lot of luck, and another shinigami to give up their powers to give them the direction they would need." Hayato finishes. "Though it would be nice to have a bunch of extra hands, ha, sucks."

"Thanks for sticking around. Not often I get the chance to ask questions like this." You explain while picking out ice cream for the rugrats.

"Tanks for your help today citizen!" Ran gives a mock salute before waving as she leaves.

You pick out the ice cream and make your way back to the school, taking a few shortcuts you learned and encouraging people to look away. You find the group back at the club room, Ryouichi bothering the twincies and Akira and Ryoko playing a card game of some kind.

"I'm just saying, I could totally be a quincy too. We could be like, the dynamic trio!" He explains making Friedhelm sigh.

You throw the ice cream around and decide how to train and who. You likely have enough time for an in depth one on one session with one of the students, or the pair of twincies since their power is the same more or less.

Who do you train and how?
[]Ryoko, get that berserker up
[]Akira, his eye is interesting
[]Ryouichi, any excuse to hit the fucker.
[]The twincies, why are they so creepy?
[]Other training idea, please specify
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>>25782428
Well the archfiends are apparently equivalent to vasto and just as rare so it seems like the demons have a similar structure to the hollows. I can't imagine that the angels are that much more powerful than the demons in general.
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>>25782428

If we assume that the afterlife that Lucifer hails from follows the writings for such, then there are several ranks of angels. They probably run the gamut from scrubby to near godlike-power, depending on the order.
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>>25782489
>[]The twincies, why are they so creepy?
They're the only ones we haven't given any attention to yet in our training. Can't let them fall behind.
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Ok guys, so the plan for tonight/sometime in the near future is to get wing hollow to attack Ryouichi's grandparents, wound them and incapacitate the shinigami, forcing a hailmary power transfer to Ryouichi, right?
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>>25782489
>"I'm just saying, I could totally be a quincy too. We could be like, the dynamic trio!"
Oi ur a cheeky cunt, arent ya m8?
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>>25782489
>[]Akira, his eye is interesting
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>>25782556
That's because they are fucking creepy. And the most likely to try to kill us just by finding out what we are.
>>25782489
[X]Akira, his eye is interesting. Kids got some skills. Maybe not enough to pay bills, but enough.
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>>25782484
Ryouichi's powers are similar to yours, because you gave him a template when he was a baby. He is still human.
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>>25782489
>[x]The twincies, why are they so creepy?

They're going to need another combat strategy other than "Charge up arrows and fire and hope the target dies before it can retaliate".
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>>25782489
Twincies, you have the best toys. Do you know of anything mildly murderous that could amp Akira's offensive power? Master sword, magic bowie knife, David bowie knife, anything?

Ryoko, I have a Manowar cd for you. Also, have you been reading the damn book?

Ryouichi, I have some mace for you.
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>>25782612

Is the intent to spray him in the face with it?
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>>25782489
[] Twincies
I wanna see what they can do and Akira probably needs another day of cooldown if he's still popping head pain pills.
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>>25782489
Twincies, I must warn you. Ryouichi may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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>>25782647
I hope so.
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Calling for twincies
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>>25782647
hopefully, yes. Or, better yet. Hit him with an actual freaking mace. the weapon.
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Any particular way you want to train them?
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>>25782489

So, Ryoko needs Unarmed Combat Training, possibly some form of Martial arts...
Ryouichi needs to learn how to fight with a sword... see if we can't get some of those stick swords they use to train with...
Twincies need to train their Go-Juice, they will probably never reach Jagers level of Dakka, but they can try....
Akira needs to practice channeling his Go-Juice...
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>>25782705
The hollow method isn't working so well. The "quincy pride" is getting in the way. I vote we either
A. play a game of dodge what I throw at you.
B. skeet shooting
C. Wax on, wax off, for whatever comes to mind.
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>>25782705
Mortal danger (make sure Ryouichi doesnt interfere)?
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>>25782745
What do you mean it's not working so well? Ryoko's getting stronger and Akira unlocked his eye.
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>>25782711
Frankly, if we have two shinigami, we might want to shinigamize Akira as well. Barring that, Akira needs something similar to a Quincy's spirit weapon. Or something with enough go-juice density to make him a threat.
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>>25782772
Specifically for the twincies.
Pic related
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>>25782711
Ryoko also needs armed combat training. So will all of them actually, but Ryoko the most.
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>>25782705
Ask them if they know any quincy techniques to raise their defense. If they don't suggest that they use reishi to strengthen their skin, similar to our hierro.

They really need to raise their defense, unless they want to fall to the moth-side, that is.
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>>25782819
More than anything else what Ryoko needs is to be introduced to Amon Amarth. You know I'm right.
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>>25782815
Well, they've got to get used to fighting those things up close and personal eventually.
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>>25782833
this
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>>25782745
This, also, we should find out who their family is. A lot of quincy techniques are probably better used with fancy nazi gear and training methods, rather then us throwing shit at them until something happens.
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What's the obsession with making Ryouichi a Shinigami (aside from the obvious getting to stab his stupid ass). Did Lucy say we needed to make one?
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>>25782877
It's all part of Satan's glorious keikaku.
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>>25782819
>Ryoko
>Training
She'll just forget it all as soon as she goes into Bahsahkah-mode, won't she?
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>>25781717
souls give the D as well
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>>25782877
He has hollow go juice. Hypothetically, we could disguise him as an arrancar.
failing that, our demon spawn could infiltrate SS for us. There's a lot of reasons. Most of them dumb enough to actually work
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>>25782489
>[]Akira, his eye is interesting

Let's see about that.
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>>25782904
She get's a little bit more control and power every time she zerks out
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>>25782898
Fuck i forgot about that part.
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>>25782904

I believe the idea for training Ryoko was not for concious fighting, but to ingrain the combat into her muscles so that when she goes Berserk, her muscles will know what to do...
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>>25782904
Muscle memory is a hell of a thing. Also, she is apprehensive of her powers. Give her some time to wade in the kiddie pool of violence and enjoy some sparring.
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>>25782877
Yes. I'm personally hoping that our power has tainted him in such a way that any shinigami powers he acquires are warped to be compatible with our hollow nature. I would be so nice if Ryouichi turned out to be the middleman for our further empowerment.
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>>25782966
Nah, it is for conscious fighting. She retains a bit of strength each time she enters bezerk mode. As she continues to gain more strength each time, she'll get more and more used to dealing with ridiculously high levels of strength, and learn control that way. Or at least, that's the direction I thought it was headed.
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Ryoko must become Tony Jaa.
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"Twincies, can't let you fall behind, now can I? Akira, you need to focus more on your go juice, Ryoko you should learn some form of unarmed combat. Unsure which, your homework is to find one you think looks cool." You instruct. "Ryouichi. Stop being weird." You command before splitting up the group and taking the quincies to your secret underground lair.

You put your hands in your pockets and sigh. "You guys sort of suck, you know that?" You ask.

"Wh-what?!" Friedhelm demands, much like a German.

"Is your idea to just shoot things from really far away and hope hollows don't get in close?" You ask prompting Kouta to pull out his laser sword thingy.

"That's where I come i-" He starts, but a swift kick to his abdomen sends him flying back a ways.

You mime a gun with you hand and put it up to Friedhelm's head. "Bang, bang. Your dead." You state calmly.

He looks shocked for a moment before pulling out his bow, leaping back, and firing at you. You lean to the side and avoid the arrow, the low concentration of energy making you feel confident you could deal with it. "Don't you two have any quincy techniques to make yourselves stronger? You guys seriously suck." You explain dodging a sword swipe from Kouta.

"Our family is content to sit back while hollows eat the people of this city! Something happened a few years back and we are not as strong as we were. We have to bring the quincies back." Kouta explains, each word accompanied by a swipe of his sword.

You think about that for a few moments, catching a glimpse of Friedhelm readying an arrow. "That so?" You ask before grabbing Kouta by his shirt and throwing him into Friedhelm. The bow fades as they crumple together.

"Shit! Damn it!" Friedhelm grimaces as you put your mock gun up to his head again.
(1/2)
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"Your dead." You state before sighing. "You seem to manipulate spirit energy and particles and use them to fight. We either need to improve how you draw them in, or give you more versatility as to how you can use it. Think of it as homework. Now let's continue" You state.

The quincies leave hurting, but thoughtful of what you said. You seem to have the night to yourself, what do you want to do?
[]Go into town and stalk.bother someone
[]Search for our urban hollow(1d100 please. Best of first five)
[]To Hueco Mundo!
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)
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Rolled 16

>>25783058
>[]Search for our urban hollow(1d100 please. Best of first five)

Rolling for our Soul Eatin' Nigga
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Rolled 41

>>25783058
>[]Search for our urban hollow(1d100 please. Best of first five)
Step to em, bitch ass punk ass pussy ass NYUGGAH
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Rolled 2

>>25783058
[X] Urbie
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Rolled 47

>>25783058
>[]Search for our urban hollow(1d100 please. Best of first five)

>>25783074
>>25783095
>>25783100
What the fuck dice
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>>25783100
>>25783095
>>25783074
Its been awhile fatebreak
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Rolled 49

>>25783058
>[]Search for our urban hollow(1d100 please. Best of first five)
one more roll before we fatebreak it
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>>25783123
Highest roll yet!
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Rolled 63

>>25783058
Rolling for urban hollow, one roll left at least.
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Rolled 27

>>25783058
Search for that sucker.
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Fatebreak
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>>25783148
>>25783132
I agree, fatebreak. It's been a while since we've given the bears an edge.
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Can we Fatebreak the search?
If so, go for it.
If not, let us see where things take us...
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>>25783167
Ok, I assume we're helping Canada take over the world.
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>>25783163
Bears for the bear god. Snags for the loom throne.
We can't let the system get us down when searching for our urban friend
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You have elected to fatebreak. Is this correct?

FB:5
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>>25783163
>>25783167
>>25783193

I also vote for Fatebreak
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Rolled 99

>>25783213
yes
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>>25783213
Y

Could we go back far enough to warn our students about wing hollow before they leave? And remind the quincies that they're on probation.
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>>25783225
Please tell me this roll counts
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Rolled 29

>>25783213
yes it is
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>>25783225
FUCK
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>>25783213
Of course, use one of our hax powers with no idea what the strain on the giggggggigia or how evident our usage will be. What could go wrong?
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>>25783246
Nope.
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You are about to go somewhere else, when you feel reality warp and spin around you. A sea of cause and effect swims before your before reversing like some sort of sexual molestation carp.

-"There ain't no way. You're talking crazy talk. Bears? Come on, you've been off the force for a while. I guess the heat is getting to you." Tom tried to dissuade me so I smashed my whiskey glass in his face. Loneliness +10

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
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>>25783256
We're alone in our hueco basement where no one can sense us. What are you worried about?
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Rolled 17

>>25783285
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Rolled 24

>>25783285
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Rolled 48

>>25783285
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Rolled 45

>>25783285
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CURSE YOU DICEGODS I HATE YOU AND YOU ALL SHOULD GO DIE IN A FIRE!
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Rolled 28

>>25783285
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hahahaha we need a second fatebreaker
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Rolled 91

>>25783285
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>>25783331
Why? Just why?
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>>25783295
Why do you even roll anymore...
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You elect to use your second fate breaker. Is this correct?

FB:4

Y/N
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>>25783351
yes
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If ryouchi become a shinigami, his released zanpakuto will most likely be a kris.
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>>25783351
No.
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>>25783351
N
Look for the shinigami instead.
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>>25783351
no, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>25783351
Y
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>>25783373
The action is already decided.
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>>25783375
One of the kids (Akira) takes the hit.
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>>25783373
We can't change the action. It's take the bad rolls or reroll with more fatebreaker
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>>25783351
no
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>>25783351
Yes niggers like us can't let the system get us down foshizle mothafuckas
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And so it happens again.

People decide not to fatebreak bad rolls and our allies are the ones that will be fucked by it
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Closing and tallying
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>>25783351
Yes.
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Rolled 80

>>25783404
Fantastic.
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>>25783384
Was suggesting the next course of action. Not attempting to replace the current one. Still, I see how my post could have been easily confused and apologize for the lack of clarity.
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>>25783404
>implying implications
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I think I might start running a bear quest eventually.
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>>25783410
disregard this i suck dicks, this was all just a big troll post
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>>25783415
Would have tied it (unless I miscounted)
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Rolled 59

>>25783440
...wat? Then I vote yes to fatebreak.
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>>25783465
and then I vote no
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>>25783440
Oh, cool. Someone cracked my trip. New one set
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>>25783465
fuck you, you cant vote
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>>25783440
wot
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>>25783474
Well fine. Be that way.
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new trip code here, someone cracked old one
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>>25783440
For the sake of moving on, flip >>25783373 from 'no' to 'yes' and get on with our inevitable failure to have a decent set of rolls.
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>>25783487
oops lets try this
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>>25783499
secure tripcode set. try breaking this
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>>25783475
>>25783476
>>25783499
>>25783487
WHO WAS AE?
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AE, post on your twitter what is the real trip code please.
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>>25783499
No you fools I am the true azure
jk I'm a troll
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>>25783536
posted
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>>25783475
Is the real one. According to his twitter
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no i am the real AE
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>>25783536
He already did.
!!n5Js/iSKFy2 is the real one.
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>>25783499
>>25783512
>>25783487
>>25783475
>>25783440
What is going on?!
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>>25783542
which is funny because that's not your trip code
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no its me, i suck dicks
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>>25783542
>posted
>confirms he posted something on twitter with a different tripcode than he confirmed on twitter
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Ignore all of these faggots its me
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>>25783566
it's pretty damn obvious that this is a samefag, so please fuck off. I'm impressed you cracked the first one, but this is stupid
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WHATTTTTTT
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>>25783566
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>>25783558
That anti quester got sick of screwing with archive tags and demanded to be given attention more directly. Shrug, it happens.
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>>25783542
But wait you aren't the one with the trip that was posted on twitter. My mind is full of fuck.
I am not the true azure either
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OK STOP IT
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well it was funny for a bit not anymore
>keeping it going
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Wait, does this mean we are really all AzureEarth?
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>>25783605
But you aren't the one with the twitter confirmed trip what is going on
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If your intention was to troll Azure, wouldn't it have been more effective to just wait for the next qtg and then act like a massive faggot with the cracked trip?

He probs wouldn't have been on and it could have lead to some bromont tier hate if you played it right.

But you fucked up that chance. This is just boring shitposting.
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>>25783632
imposter
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>>25783632
Isn't this the cracked trip?
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ok wrong trip, does this work?
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This is getting really silly. Stop it.
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>>25783632
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>>25783645
Seriously, an insult to all trolls.
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>>25783645
>implying shitposters can think
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Well this thread is going nowhere fast
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You wander the night looking for your lost general. You know he is out there... or she maybe? You honestly have no idea.

>48

You find a good deal on clocks and spend the night buying and selling clocks in a fast paced bidding war. The day ends with little done and you coming out losing some of your hard earned cash on a novelty cat clock with those eyes which look back and forth. No, you didn't lose anything, it was well worth it.

Anything you want to do before/During class?
[]Yes(Write in)
[]No, time skip to end of the day
((Forgot to change the trip. There we go))
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What if it is all actually azure... and he just went nuts with different trips.
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>>25783681
cus we are waiting for Azure
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So out of curiosity, what was AE's first tripcode?

Just a random string of letters and numbers?
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>>25783688
Wait how could we do such a thing years before ebay?
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>>25783688
either a very good cracker, or the real guy. huh.

We should interrogate MTV kids about their culture
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>>25783707
RAPE
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>>25783688
You are back! I Love you.
>[X]Yes(Write in)
Yes. time for a physics lesson
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>>25783688
Skip to the end of the day.
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Rolled 54

>>25783707
>>25783726
please start your own thread please.
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>>25783713
eBay is 1995

It's 1997
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>>25783713
you question the ways of Schrodinger?
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>>25783707
mouth fuck
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>>25783688
Wha... I... bwuh? I don't know what's real anymore.

Let's just get on with things, shall we?

>>25783717
Seconding this. That hollow we encountered last night talked a bit like they do, didn't he? Observing them might give us clues.
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>>25783707
stalk and rape
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>>25783750
Wrong trip
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>>25783717
Do it in Art Class, we might be able to spin it as an assignment.
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>>25783772
I'm working on it

not the original troll
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>>25783762
Azure posted with his old code.

[X] Get on with it.
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well this is annoying, new trip
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>>25783707
vote for rape
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>>25783786
but no one cracked Azure's
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>>25783786
Can we get tweeted confirmation?
Also I'm for interrogating MTV kids.
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>>25783688
>[]No, time skip to end of the day

I don't think we need to do anything today.
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>>25783815
This thread now resembles Shrodinger's mind. Confused, with multiple voices bouncing around trying to troll the over mind.
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What if the mtv kids are the arrancar of our friend who split himself like stark to make a rap band. He acquired a gigai and is waiting for us to notice
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>>25783840
This may be a new artistic, though difficult to play, direction.
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>>25783762
>That hollow we encountered last night talked a bit like they do, didn't he? Observing them might give us clues.
This seems IC for Schrodinger and ebonics are hilarious.
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Everyone, calm down and vote on the confirmed trip. Let's move on with this.
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>>25783840
And almost every voice claiming to be the over mind?
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>>25783840
of course. It all makes sense.
All according to Azure's keikaku
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>>25783762
Ironclad logic.
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>>25783872
of course
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>>25783707
rape vote
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Anyone know what the odds of guess a tripcode are?
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You decide to interrogate the MTV idiots into telling you more about their culture, the only link you have to your general is they sort of talk the same. "You, tell me more about the police." You instruct one of them as they stand on their chair, likely an end result of some serious brain damage during birth.

"Man, fuck the police. Gangster life!" He shouts, his accent worse than your could imagine.

"I see, and for what purpose do you wish to fuck the police?" You ask, making notes in your notepad.

"Keeping brothas down!" His companion notes, likely furious at the lack of gangsta culture in modern day japan.

"You have been most informative, small ape like creature." You state before going back to teaching class.

Class passes mostly without incident, you spend art class forcing the children to be free and expressive, or so help you god you will express the crap out of their freedom. Wait, hold on, I could do better.

"Too late" You say as the day winds down to an end.

You make your way tot he club area and find the twincies reading some old books. "And what might this be?" You ask.

"Remember what you said yesterday? About finding some way to use our powers? Well, we found these books and they have details about our powers. We were going to spend the next few days studying them." Friedhelm explains hoisting the large text.

"I'm just in it for the ride." Kouta shrugs and Ryouichi walks into the room.

"Sorry I'm late. I had to take care of some... personal business." He explains, his use of ellipses angering you, more so as you know he is just doing it to sound dramatic.

What do you want to do?
[]Train some one
[]5 vs 1
[]Call it and do something else
[]Other, please specify
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>>25783865
I loathe ebonics. It may be because I'm an English teacher in the land of the honorabu, but I secretly want to kill the hollow and mtv kids so they stop taking.
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>>25783916
>>25783916
wow. that was fast
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I wonder what tags the archive will have when I check in the morning? Ah well, gotta be up early tomorrow so I think I'm gonna bow out now. Best of luck AE, hope this random shitfest passes, other than that good session tonight, thank you.
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>>25783917
>[]5 vs 1
Let's see what happens
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>>25783917
Who's Kouta? Or is that just the berserker's latest name?
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>>25783917
>[]Train some one

Akira.
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Shit posters arrive just before Bleach Quest starts. Coincidence?
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Rolled 62

>>25783917
Lets Train Ryoko now, she needs some one-on-one fight time in a controlled environment. and have spare clothes prepared in advance
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>>25783917
5V1
Let the twincies put what they have read to practice, ask Ryoko to try and control her rage, have akira try to predict and direct the battle for the others like a general, and let shinji run scared until after class where we 1v1 again
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>>25783917
Train Akira, see if we can't get him to use that eye of his more frequently and without passing out immediately after.
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>>25783970
Twincy.

>>25783977
Naw, man, its the Vlak Merc's super special IRC chat.
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>>25783917
>[]Train some one
Ryoko. Have her eat the mushrooms and try to overpower crushing gravity.
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>>25783917
anyone who wants to fight us can
[]5 v 1
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>>25783917
>personal business
Take him outside and remind him that he no longer -has- personal business.
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>>25783726

as ridiculous and frustrating as this is, all we have to do is ignore him. His postings have been so far obvious, and all he can do is hasten us toward autosage.

It would be far more frustrating if he or she had the cognitive capacity to make posts that were all but unmistakable from AE's, prompting greater confusion as to who was leading the direction of the quest.

Luckily, this troll is an obvious lout without the ability to tell his anus from his mouth.
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>>25783917
"Akira, I want you to work on endurance, open your third eye and keep it open for as long as you can."
"My little viking, time to work on control, take a mushroom and conquer your warrior spirit."
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>>25784039

too late for that... already hit it...
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>>25783917
Give Ryouichi a bunch of rocks and a deck of cards. Make Akira play blackjack against Ryouchi while being pelted with rocks. I want to see how well his precog can do with multiple stimuli.
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>>25783977
Lookey lookey. It's probably the same faggot that archived Pred Quest as 'Rape Quest' and then tried to blame Valk Mercs.

Ain't this something.
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>>25784039
there are two of us, I'm just trying to find a cool tripcode
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Rolled 61

I don't think they are far enough along towards competency for 5v1 to ave any real value, outside of autofelatio. I again say we should train Kyoko, she's the only one who hasn't gotten any one on one time properly yet
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>>25784052
>>25784039
We can always make a new thread..
>>25784065
Why.
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>>25784065
There are faster methods than this shit
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A bit all over the place with leaning towards 5 vs 1.
>>25784091
I honestly don't care if someone wants to be a trip fag or not, but the name might be a bit confusing to some.
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>>25784091
Try this one
#tcyV6t5n
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>>25784052

than this troll no longer has any worth beyond what we give him.

Also,

Teach our mad cap kitten a more subtle art of pranking...and then give him drugs to see what happens.
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>>25784167
eh, the fun has passed. I'll stop because I do like this quest
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>>25784178
>#tcyV6t5n
testan
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>>25784216
was there supposed to be two?
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Er, I archived the thread at the start, since I thought that's what people were doing now. At least until the archive troll get's sorted. Going to start writing now
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>>25784091
>>25784065
I hate your kind of faggotry more then anything else on the internet, but at the same time I would rather not action be taken to prevent it because that would remove part of the freedom of being on the internet.
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>>25784186
Guy who suggested we give Akira some trippy shrooms last thread, anyone still wanna do that? Kool-aid shrooms?
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Why don't we try with group tactics then? Five versus one." You explain.

"Five of us versus one? Whose the one, another doll?" Ryouichi asks but you shake your head.

"Versus me of course. I still have a bit of proper British fight left in me." You explain.

The six of you make your way up to your shrine house, you panting heavily with every step as you swear at the stairs. Fuck these stairs, fuck them right in their stair assholes. In fact, didn't you have this exact same problem when you first met Sin-Fin? What is with you and stairs, I mean Jesus Christ. Oh shit, I just said Jesus Christ. Did the soul king hear? Did Satan? I wonder if I nailed a cross to a tree if he would be able to climb down. Your pleasant ruminations are interrupted as you make your way now down the fucking god damn fucking ladder, why are you such an asshole architect.

You finally manage to catch a breath in the training area proper and you look at your nuggets. They seem concerned.

"Sensei you want to, uh, maybe take five? You seem a bit tired there." Ryoko, Kyoko? What ever offers.

"I'm fine!" You shout checking your pulse.

"We can wait, it's no big deal. There were a lot of stairs and you aren't as young as we are." Akira adds.

You grumble something as you decide how to train them.
[]Use your sword
[]Hand to hand
[]Use hollow powers(Which?)
[]Other, please specify

Also give me 1d100 roll for training effectiveness. Best of first five
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Rolled 47

>>25784466

"Your Objective is simple. Take this ribbon from me. You have 5 Minuites. Begin!"
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Rolled 79

>>25784466
H2h, cloaking and sonido (only to close distance between targets)
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Rolled 16

>>25784541
Also increase Gravity, one and quarters of Earth's normal pressure.

We DBZ now.
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>>25784466
Note to self no not the guy in my head the other one yeah me:GET A FUCKING STAIR TREDMILL
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>>25784466
>We're starting to get tired
>Us
>A post-Vasto Lorde Hollow
Oh shit, I'm having flashbacks to Rukia's Gigai taking away our powers.

I think we might have been screwed over by Lucifer.
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Rolled 66

>>25784556
Yeah, I agree with the grav training idea.
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Rolled 4

>>25784466
Rollin
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>>25783917
5 vs. 1: Go easy on the kids, especially everyone but Ryouichi. In his case, that means no Pandora Cero. For everyone else, we can pull our punches as necessary.

Also, MTV idiots should be followed and assisted by illusionary policemen for the foreseeable future. We must free them from this self-destructive culture they have lost ourselves in. This, we must aggressively disprove everything it has taught them. It's our duty as a teacher.
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Rolled 66

>>25784580
>>25784547
While part of me wants to fatebreak so the scrubs get maximum training efficiency, the other part knows that the dice gods of /tg/ are fickle gods indeed, and we're not going to roll better than this.
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>>25784541
>>25784556
Grav training plus ribbon.

Actually, replace the ribbon with three bells. Whoever gets a bell gets to take a rest. Whoever fails to get a bell gets to enjoy a penalty.
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>>25784561
Or perhaps the Gigai can't take the fatebreakers. Or perhaps we really hate stairs.
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>>25784466
>[]Use your sword
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Rolled 91

>>25784595
>>25784580
holy shit, I rolled 66 twice in a row.
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>>25784561
Nah, we did the same thing when we first met Sin-Fin. We just don't do stairs well, somehow.
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>>25784600
Still, we've been stuck in the gigai for a while, and its not like we really need it since we've got god-tier cloaking and shapeshifting, good enough to hide our mask and hole.

We should stretch our legs a little bit.
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>>25784561
...or maybe a Gigai is basically a human body. Regardless of our soul's strength, the Gigai itself can only take so much abuse before it has to rest and heal.
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>>25784624
Because fuck stairs, that's why. Doesn't mean we're not strong, it just means stairs are annoying.
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Rolled 56

>>25784466
Time to defy gravity.

Also hand to hand.
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"First things first!" You proclaim happily before upping the gravity in the area around you by two and a half. They all buckle under the strain, kneeling on the floor and panting as their heart works overtime to supply their bodies with blood. The look up at you, their hair all very straight and tidy as you cross your legs and float. "Alright, five versus one. Start!" You shout happily.

They struggle, to be certain, before finally Friedhelm pulls out his bow and fires.

The energy arrow, being free of gravity flies towards you and you dodge. Wait, that doesn't make sense, even energy is something and all somethings are effected by gravity. Energy is like a wavelength really, but it also behaves like matter with mass and the like. If it is an energy arrow it is probably a wavelength of light, and light can be- Oh shit arrow!

You roll to the side and then walk over to him. You take his stupid cross thing and the bow vanishes. "Ah, my cross!" He shouts.

"Yes, I took it." You explain.

The group doesn't give you much training, but you think they actually became a bit stronger through your high gravity wonderland.

It is now night. You give a yawn and think about how tomorrow is Saturday, which means a half day at school. Wait, was that just to-

What ever.

How do you want to spend your night?
[]Look for urban hollow
[]Play with shinigami, you are sort of friends now
[]Stalk some one
[]Other, please specify
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>>25784784
[X] Ditch Gigai for the night and look for urban Hollow
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>>25784784
>[]Stalk some one

Akira.
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>>25784784
>[]Look for urban hollow
This please.
>>25784826
But not this. Are you daft?
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Rolled 98

>>25784826
Whoa. Whoa. If we ditch the Gigai we got captains all over our punk ass. We don't want none of that yet.
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>>25784850
>>25784869
>MAX(5)Cloaking: You can hide yourself passively from observation. Beings beyond what you can imagine will not be able to detect your energy unless you wish it or they have absurd skill at detection. Your body can almost perfectly become invisible if you wish, though some focus is needed. You can also choose to emit energy similar to anyone you have studied, though some higher detections may reveal that something is off.
Its not a problem.
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>>25784869
Since I forgot to ask, I will use this for the search roll if you like.
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[]Look for urban hollow with Shinigami.
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>>25784881
Captains. CAPTAINS.
>absurd skill at detection.
CAPTAINS!
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>>25784784
Try ditching the gigai (maybe leaving it in a bed if we bought it?)

Cloaking to max, and looking for that Hollow.

Try to search for places that look trendy.
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>>25784826
Our cloak ain't strong enough for us to dispatch the gigai, unfortunately.
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[X]Look for urban hollow
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>>25784881
AE has stated repeatedly that it would be. The cloaking is why we can chill in our gigai without being noticed, Lucy said that it might not be a good idea to bring sin-fin here in a gigai because she doesn't have cloaking. And if while we look for the urbanium hollow while, we need to use any energy for any reason, they could detect it possibly and come looking.
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>>25784906
>Beings beyond what you can imagine
>Captains were listed in a lower level
We're talking shit like Lucifer at full power here, not mere captains.
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>>25784896

Yes please.
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>>25784896
YEAAAAAAAH.
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>>25784919
>AE has stated repeatedly that it would be.
He did? Where?
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>>25784919
Actually, Sin-Fin has cloaking. Just level 3, though.
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>>25784896
Well in that case, stick with gigai for now.
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>>25784991
Earlier threads, especially when we first got our gigai.
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Okay so I'm still at work so I'm not sure what's happened yet but here's my plan to get ryouichigo shinigaminpowers. First thing we need to do is get Jaegar to stir up soul society. Maybe lucifer can help. Get it so that the the shinigami wouldn't DARE leave SS. But make sure our two shinigami friends are still in the real world. Then we need to crate a situation where our shinigami friends and notichigo are fighting a tough hollow(maybe us in disguise?). Then we need to get it so the shinigami are losing, and have no choice but to give powers to notichigo. Sound reasonable? (I'm bad at details, this is just a rough outline)
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>>25785066
Yep as long as we don't release or Pandora cero outside our gigai we should be fine. Our gigai is just so people who aren't spiritually strong can see us.
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Rolled 16

>>25784784
play with shinigami
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Rolled 26

loook for the Urban hollow, show him why he should fear the po-lice
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>>25785239
Oh, really?

Well in that case ditch the damn thing for the night. We're not going to do either of those things tonight, and that yawn in the last post worries me...
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You realize that you must find this urban hollow, if for no other reason than your constant need to focus on the strangest things and follow your nose into them. You run through the town, looking for something, anything that might be off. You follow the trail of energy from the construct and find it leads to nowhere. You curse as you run along the shopping mall and find another dead end. You are about to give up when you notice something strange with the way the dimensions are put together, like it was wrapped in on itself.

You send out some energy and find a small subdimension attached tot he real world. Carefully you use your innate hollow ability to open the universe and walk in, before shutting the gate behind you. Suddenly your nose his hit by the fetid odor of death, and you feel with your feet the floor of the squalor filled tunnel is full of grotesque rubbery things. You walk carefully through the warm warm tunnel until you see light coming from a room at the end. You feel your heart race as you run, finally revealed to be out of that cesspit and you find yourself in a lab of some kind. Standing over one of the constructs, with a metallic device attached to his hands, is an arrancar, slowly moving his head to a beat.

You walk up to get his attention but he starts rapping. "When I was comin up rough that wasn't even what you called it
That's why I smoke blunts now and run with alcoholics
I'm gettin, threats to me, comin from my enemies
And, in they dreams it's, Hell where they sendin me
Have I, lost control or just another soul
A car full of motherfuckers when we roll
Sippin on yak as I sit back life as a big mack
Brothers come up and say, "You did that?"
Never take yo' eyes off the prize, and even if you gettin high
don't ever hesitate to try
Cause you can fall off or stay ballin, niggaz we all in
And them my motherfuckers callin
Fuck the world!" He sings, the hollow creature finally gaining shape in front of him.
(1/2)
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>>25785235
Or we just use illusions on the group of shinigami to make them think they're getting the shit kicked out of them and make them think that they're calling for backup, but it's not coming.
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"Well, that explains so much yet so little." You state, but the man pulls out a small curved dagger and points it at you.

"Sup, here to kick it mad ill?" He asks, his head still bobbing. The man has dark blond hair and a his hollow mask seems to take form around his eyes in a shape similar to sunglasses.

What do you say, what do you do?
[]Write in
(2/2)
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>>25785371
Fuck this im insane and even i think this is silly
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>>25785371
Well, we've wanted a mad scientist researcher type. Try to recruit?
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>>25785371
Finally someone with rhymez! Also, a lab. Do I smell the leader of the upcoming Hueco R&D department? I think I do.

Anyway, lemme rhyme up a bit really quick in response.
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>>25785371
RAP BATTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
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What kind of sunglasses?
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>>25785428
Hue Co.
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"Hey, general-kun. How have you been? It's been a while. Love the rhyming."
I can't rhyme for shit. translate that into rhyming.
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>>25785371
[]Rap Battle

...I'm joking I think. I'm not completely sure.
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Rolled 9

>>25785429
dear god this may be the only time that that is apropriate. WE HAVE TO DO IT. quickly someone with rhyming skill send back a rhyming attack!
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>>25785459
Ha ha ha ha, oh Anon.
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>>25785469
YES BECAUSE IT WORKED SO WELL THE FIRST TIME
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>>25785371
"I do not have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

But maybe this should clear things up."

Use illusion powers to make our face be covered by our original mask, or whatever it looked like when we met this guy.
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>>25785496
BUT THIS TIME IT WILL ACTUALLY WORK!
WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED A RAP BATTLE.

IN THE MEMORY OF CHARLES WE CANNOT LOSE!
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>>25785496
Shit roll, son. 69 isn't high enough for rap baattle diplomacy with a true hostile.
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>>25785428
I see you've got the skills when it comes to a rhyme
All I can say is "damn, it's about time"
It's nice to see a man who knows a thing or two
About fucking with nofunigami, I like the way you do
Sorry that I helped them earlier, it's all in my grand plan
I need a specific type of help, and I think you are my man

I cannot tell it all right now, for I don't know you yet
But if you hate the black robed posers, I say you make a bet
Bet on me, and help me out, if all this junk is yours
I need some scientist to help open up some doors
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>>25785371
"you got that Kush ?"
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>>25785496

The first time was against someone Way above our power level, And hated Hollows....
This is someone of potentially an equal power level and Is a Hollow.... well He's an Arrancar, but they're still Hollows...

Though rather than a rap battle, why not Rap Negotiations?
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>>25785535
Yes.
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>>25785574
So you want rap negotiations? Is >>25785535
correct?
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>>25785371
"Oooooooh! How delightfully Saturday morning villain! Mad science chillin', relaxin' all cool, but he don't even know he actin' the fool. Makin' raps and poppin' caps ain't the way to be. We both know you're better than MTV, so how about you work with me? "

meh
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Rolled 38

>>25785618
I'd say yes.
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>>25785618
Yes.
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>>25785618

Yes.
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>>25785618

Yes.

It can only end in Great Success...
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>>25785618
God yes. Please. This is literally begging for it.
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>>25785535
Change 'junk' to 'stuff'.

I have a feeling that Azure would say it has irreparably offended him to call his work 'junk'.
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>>25785535
Change last line to
>I need some science to help open up some doors
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>>25785535
>Bet on me, and help me out, if all this junk is yours
Change to:
>Bet on me, and help me out, if these makings are yours
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>>25785669
Don't start in on that, the Ryoko incident is waaaay over, please stop bringing it up.
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>>25785669
>I have a feeling that Azure would say it has irreparably offended him to call his work 'junk'

Implied smile
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>>25785669
>>25785699
Nah, junk's more gangsta. He'll understand.
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>>25785708
>>25785712
Are you saying you want to risk it for no reason?
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>>25785708
Is it really? Because I want it to be over, but every time we interact with a character, I see every little thing as being that possible thing that will make them flip a shit
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Rolled 22

>>25785731
No fear anon, fear is the mind killer.
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>>25785731

I'm just messing with him is all. He's done it to us multiple times already.
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>>25785798
>purposefully antagonizing gangsta hollow that we want to work for us
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>>25785838

I was talking about Azure
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>>25785838
>work for us
Wait, we aren't sterilizing and appropriating the lab?
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>>25785890
And have nobody to run it? Are we supposed to drop the teaching gig and the mentor gig to work in the lab?
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You have trained your whole life for this. Unlife. Again? Seriously? You let out enough of your go juice to identify yourself as one of his kinsmen before you enter into the beat.
"I see you've got the skills when it comes to a rhyme
All I can say is "damn, it's about time"
It's nice to see a man who knows a thing or two
About fucking with nofunigami, I like the way you do
Sorry that I helped them earlier, it's all in my grand plan
I need a specific type of help, and I think you are my man

I cannot tell it all right now, for I don't know you yet
But if you hate the black robed posers, I say you make a bet
Bet on me, and help me out, if all this junk is yours
I need some science to help open up some doors"

He seems to think for a second or two before nodding his head again, this time to a different beat.

"Look'it this fucker, walkin in here like 'momma knows best',
When we both know that hollow shit is just "Kafkaesque",
It's a dog eat dog world where you wanna take me
So why would I wanna bow to you instead of being fucking free?
You think shinigami is why I layin low?
You got it wrong son, I don't care bout that no mo'.

Let me put it in a way, I think you can understand,
I think I get what sort of shit you got planned.
It'll end with me getting a knife in the back,
Of getting my head lopped off in a shinigami attack.
So tell me hollow, what you say?
How I know you ain't just gunna blow me away?" He asks dropping an imaginary mic.

Seems he thinks hollows tend to stab each other in the back over and over again. What do you say?
[]Write in
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Rolled 73

>>25785890
we are befriending the labworker, and turning him into our minion.
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>>25785890
Learn to delegate, we got too much shit to do already.
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>>25785925
going to rhyme again, give me a moment to write.
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>>25785969
You got it man! Lay him down a fucky ass beat.
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Sort of sad I had to archive early.
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>>25785890
We are a physics professor, not a biologist or spiritologist. Leave him to his lab and work. I'll let someone else do the rhyming part but we're need him to understand we run Mexico and have no need to back stab him. He'll he can stay in his pocket dimension.. we just want to be friends and help him out if he helps us. Maybe offer him the bodies of mtv kids as lab assistants/rap buddies/drug mules
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>>25786046
Physics and chemistry.

We know how to make explosives and drugs.
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>>25785925
"what not me, for you see. I only set others up to succeed, follow me and you will see, the last joker to fool around sits her ass down right on wound up with her head on a crown.
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>>25786121
Actually, we pandora ceroed the last joker. Don't tell him that though.
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>>25786155
We were gonna end up doing that anyway, really. We'd basically promised him we'd fight it out over the throne after the king was dead.
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>>25785969
I understand your hang up, really I'm no fool
Too often in the hollow world we make each other stool
But you seem smart, and I like your art, so maybe we can deal
A cushy place, away from the face of the ones who'd have us kneel


You can sit at home all day, leave the battling to me
Just hook me up with cool gadget and I will let you be
I can offer you my aid, in whatever ways you require
Our unlawful union could hasten the rate at which our foes expire

It's true I do not know you, nor do you know of me
But though we're strangers ignorant, that's not how it should be
It's like I said, just take a bet
I'll make it one you won't regret
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"Son, Have you been to hueco mundo lately?
for if you had you would surely see
I am the best at leadership
Following me is quite the trip"
I suck at rhyming
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>>25786206
>gadget
meant to put an s after that.
>>
Assuming we don't kill this guy, can we get a more detailed physical description later?
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>>25786305
Assuming we do not kill him? Yes, that is doable.
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>>25785925
You think I need another dead Hollow
or some mindless hunger that will follow?
A goddamn innovation of your station
who can rock such delightful creation,
A fucking diamond indeed
I don't ask you follow my lead or creed
only create so others will bleed.
Come, tinker and toy
and I'll test and destroy
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>>25786224
We're the shadow ruler, not the actual king of HUEco.
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Rolled 59

>>25786339
I like this one the best. gets our point across while keeping a nice rhythem.
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>>25786206
>>25786339

A combination of these
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>>25786206
>>25786339
You think I need another dead Hollow
or some mindless hunger that will follow?
A goddamn innovation of your station
who can rock such delightful creation,
A fucking diamond indeed
I don't ask you follow my lead or creed
only create so others will bleed.
Come, tinker and toy
and I'll test and destroy

You can sit at home all day, leave the battling to me
Just hook me up with cool gadget and I will let you be
I can offer you my aid, in whatever ways you require
Our unlawful union could hasten the rate at which our foes expire

It's true I do not know you, nor do you know of me
But though we're strangers ignorant, that's not how it should be
It's like I said, just take a bet
I'll make it one you won't regret
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>>25786405
Perhaps add in something about us being able to get him some neat things to play around with that he's not seen before.
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>>25786431
>what it do mah nizzle? It's obvious this venture be mutually benefizzle
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Rolled 91

>>25786507
I lol'd
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Now this is a story all about how
My unlife got twisted upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit down, bro
I'll tell you how I killed the king of Hueco Mundo
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>>25786431
I know not the heights you have strove,
but Hueco Mundo is my trove,
I've broken through time,
I've talked to messengers divine
believe, as a dealer I have no peer
what you want engineer?
I'll give you wide birth
just feed my mirth
I'll be your patron, your supplier
Just help me set the world afire
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>>25786623
oh I kind of like this one. Except the last line reminds me of fallout...
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>>25786591
Quick, someone write up a full parody of the Fresh Prince that describes how we and Jaeger kicked ass.
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You continue, not willing to let this hollow leave here un rap battled.
"You think I need another dead Hollow
or some mindless hunger that will follow?
A goddamn innovation of your station
who can rock such delightful creation,
A fucking diamond indeed
I don't ask you follow my lead or creed
only create so others will bleed.
Come, tinker and toy
and I'll test and destroy

You can sit at home all day, leave the battling to me
Just hook me up with cool gadget and I will let you be
I can offer you my aid, in whatever ways you require
Our unlawful union could hasten the rate at which our foes expire

It's true I do not know you, nor do you know of me
But though we're strangers ignorant, that's not how it should be
It's like I said, just take a bet
I'll make it one you won't regret"

You raise your brow to him as he thinks it over, nodding his head in time to some unheard beat.

"You ain't sold me nuthin yet son, not this ghost,
Nigga look at you, trying to be hot shit and boast.
You don't live long stickin out cho neck,
You want my mad skills you gotta earn my respect.

I see too many hollows get blasted in desert,
Tryin to be thug, Tryin to assert,
Tellin me to bet on your ass,
seems like a quick way for me end up grass." He counters, evidently you have to sweeten the pot or at least try to convince him you don't plan on straight up murdering him

What do?
[]Write in
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>>25786664
....give me a moment
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>>25786672
Oh ho ho, perfect. We've already got >>25786623 written up!

Or we can go with the Fresh King of Hueco Mundo as described in >>25786664
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Rolled 42

>>25786699
Id say wait for fresh king of HUE co.
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>>25786672

Insert really cool wrap that says:

If I wanted you dead, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

And this:

>>25786623
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>>25786623
this to end it. It tells how we run Mexico, can get him anything he wants, and can protect him, or just have no desire to destroy him, as long as he is willing to help us.

I am getting the feeling this guy would be against attacking ss unless we can later entice him with offers of magical wonders he hasn't seen that only ss has. Maybe another person's lab and experiments.
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>>25786672
Oh good, we've hit our stride,
Tell me a task, oh do confide.
Make it massive, Herakles should quake
I'll show a trust in me is no mistake.
for I know not the heights you have strove,
but Hueco Mundo is my trove,
I've broken through time,
I've talked to messengers divine
believe, as a dealer I have no peer
what you want engineer?
I'll give you wide birth
just feed my mirth
I'll be your patron, your supplier
Just help me set the world afire
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>>25786787
I started writing it, but then I kinda lost my way half-way through and rambled out of tune for a while, I need to think, but I may write this up as a non-story related thing for your pleasure later. Can't do it right now.
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Rolled 36

>>25786853
alrighty then, go with what the other anons are planning, and know that I will be waiting with bated breath
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Oh god, if we recruit this guy...

This is going to end in a double rap battle - us and him vs afro LT and his Captain.
>>
I really should be going to sleep instead of rhyming. OH WELL.
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"I know not the heights you have strove,
but Hueco Mundo is my trove,
I've broken through time,
I've talked to messengers divine
believe, as a dealer I have no peer
what you want engineer?
I'll give you wide birth
just feed my mirth
I'll be your patron, your supplier
Just help me set the world afire" You continue not missing a beat.

He seems to think longer about this one before nodding.
"Aight little girl, but just you wait and see,
You stab me in the back and it'll be world war three,
You want the master's skills, you got to pay the tax,
You and yours ain't gunna have n time to relax,
I need a lab, a station, subjects and gin,
You you want to see me work my sin.
These are magic fingers, I've been told I got,
I got skill that can't even b taught.
So gimme my shit, and I'll give you yours,
I'll be ready to unleash horrors." He adds emphases on the last word to make it rhyme before he starts moving through his lab collecting his stuff for the move.

Seems you have won this rap battle!

You make your way out of the pocket dimension and find it is morning! You make your way to the school building and discover you have a half day! The day passes quickly until finally it ends around noon. What do you want to do?
[]Supernatural studies
[]To Hueco Mundo
[]Other, please specify
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>>25786917
"Hollow Quest: I should be asleep instead of rhyming. OH WELL" If only we had a T-Shirt
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>>25786934
>[]To Hueco Mundo
Tell the kids in the club to meet and train amongst themselves, tell them there will be a treat if there is major improvement. We need to head to HUEco to get everything ready for our new scientist's move. Plus it's been too long since we've checked in.
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>>25786672
It's very fine ass, though. Worth it.
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Rolled 17

>>25786934
>Seems you have won this rap battle!
fuck. yes.
>[x]To Hueco Mundo
lets go talk to the gang back home about accomodating him
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>>25786934
>[]To Hueco Mundo
inb4 Ryoko goes zerker rage after Ryouichi acts like a cunt.

Oh well. We gotta set up this guy with some digs.
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What even is this guy's name?
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Rolled 92

>>25787027
no clue. Urban Arrancar.
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>>25787016
If she does, it's all good. Ryouichi needs to man the fuck up anyway. Then again, maybe not. I know his act is a bitch, but, like us, it's hard to tell what's actually going on in there.
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>>25786934
[X] To Hueco Mundo
Lets go introduce our new homie to our main man. Woman. Hollow. Whatever.

To the kids:
"I'm, uh, gonna be out of town for the weekend, maybe. I sorta met this guy, made a bet on a rap battle with him and long story short I have to help him move into his new place. Stay out of trouble - especially you, Twincies - and keep practicing. Ryoko, I'm counting on you to keep yourself in check. Akira, keep working on your reflexes. Maybe join Ryoko in learning a martial art, too. Freidrich, Kouta, work on your energy efficiency. Ryouichi...just...just don't start any shit. Please."
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>>25787027
I vote Helado de Vainilla
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>>25787027
Does it even matter?
We should leave for Hueco Mundo after alerting the kiddies that they are going to be on their own for a bit. Once again Ryoko needs to learn Muay Thai. I want her to be Berserk Tony Jaa.
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Rolled 2450469785

>>25787074
hmm, we should probably do this.
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>>25787098
>I want her to be Berserk Tony Jaa.
And I don't give half a fuck about Tony Jaa.
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>>25787027
Yeah, before we head out we should get his name.
>>
Though I am 100% positive AE wouldn't do us like this, just to make sure we all remember. Bring the fucking clocks with us.
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>>25787074
Oops, forgot something.

"I'm, uh, gonna be out of town for the weekend, maybe. I sorta met this guy, made a bet on a rap battle with him and long story short I have to help him move into his new place. Stay out of trouble - especially you, Twincies - and keep practicing. Ryoko, I'm counting on you to both keep yourself in check and get yourself enrolled in some martial arts classes. I recommend Muay Thai. Akira, keep working on your reflexes. Maybe join Ryoko in learning a martial art, too. Or learn a different one, Krav Maga seems up your alley. Freidrich, Kouta, work on your energy efficiency. Ryouichi...just...just don't start any shit. Please."
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>>25786934
Check back home, take our cat clock with us to keep time. Give it to the queen as a present that she can hang in the throne room... a kind of inside joke no one else will know. Talk with our new recruits pretending to be a general rather than shadow leader looking for info. Look into a gigai for sin fin or how she would feel joining us in the material world for a while. Investigate pocket dimension like our inventory and where our new scientist was. Perhaps we can create a hueland in a new location that shinigami don't know about and when we move there they have to balance their side by killing everyone. That should make it easier to attack.

All ideas, probably to much for one trip though
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>>25786934

Store our Gigai safely in a secret spot in the shrine, then TO HUECO MUNDO!

There is shit that needs to be done, and peoples we need to see...

>>25786964
1 million hours in Paint
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>>25787197
>Store our Gigai safely in a secret spot in the shrine, then TO HUECO MUNDO!
Or our inventory. because that's a thing,
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>>25787074
Yeah that covers the bases.
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>>25787213

Depends if a Gigai is a Plot Thing, cause the Inventory doesn't hold Plot things.... even then, it only works when it feels like it...
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>>25787253
We put it in our inventory when we first got the thing and left it there for a bit until we came to the real world.
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>>25787271

touche'...
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>>25787197
>>25786672
>>25785925
>>25786934

Hooooooly shit. I forgot i made this until just now.
Picture very much related
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>>25787253
Well the doll heads and used zapakto are plot things... also since they're dead sword we need to remove the tsuba or hilt guard and make necklaces out of them. Wear it on our spirit form and build a collection of them. Use the blade of the sword as a stand for our doll heads and give them as a gift to sin fin
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>>25787302
Made back when we fucking died on the rap battle. that long ago.
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>>25787302
"We're doing it for a potted plant." would also be a good one.
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>>25787398
Welp. I'm going to go make something like that now.
curse you for giving me ideas anon.
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You make your way to the club room and nod to the group when they all arrive. "I'm, uh, gonna be out of town for the weekend, maybe. I sorta met this guy, made a bet on a rap battle with him and long story short I have to help him move into his new place. Stay out of trouble - especially you, Twincies - and keep practicing. Ryoko, I'm counting on you to both keep yourself in check and get yourself enrolled in some martial arts classes. I recommend Muay Thai. Akira, keep working on your reflexes. Maybe join Ryoko in learning a martial art, too. Or learn a different one, Krav Maga seems up your alley. Freidrich, Kouta, work on your energy efficiency. Ryouichi...just...just don't start any shit. Please." You explain getting nods from the group.

"Ha, shouldn't lose bets sensei." Ryoko laughs.

"Hm? Oh no, I won. It's just a whole thing. About stuff, and things." You explain.

You tell the teachers goodbye and make your way to the shrine. You pop out of your meat suit and eventually manage to cram it in your inventory before popping open a gate to Hueco Mundo in your training area, being careful about the leaking out energies and alerting the nofunigami. You walk the darkened pathway to your home on Los Noches, your spirit body remembering the way as you take a deep breath of the energy between worlds. You eventually find yourself exiting the world between worlds near Sin-Fin's room. You shrug and make your way into the palace and discover how different it is. There is a massive dome under construction over the majority of the palace and you see a few more scrubby hollows walking around. You make your way to the throne room and see it has gotten a redesign, but there is no one inside. You shrug and put the cat clock up before you hear a sound behind you. You turn on your heel, cursing your inattentiveness the real world managed to put you in, but find yourself wrapped in a massive hug.
(1/2?)
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You blink momentarily confused before glancing around. Deciding Jager hasn't lost her mind, probably, you speak up. "Er, good to see you too Jager. We seem to be hugging. This is a new thing, and one I am not 100% I am comfortable with." You state.

"I'm just- It's so good you're back." She continues not letting you go.

"I see. Was it the shinigami? Did they give you a hard time? Did they bug the place?" You ask concerned, the clock ticking and tocking behind you.

"No it's just... Sin-Fin." She states.

"Right enough hugging, what happened with Sin-Fin, did you two not get along? Did she betray us?!" You asks panicking as you remove yourself from the muscular woman's embrace.

"No, it's- look I just can't deal with her. She is so sad, like all the time! I tried to make her less sad, but it didn't work! It made it worse maybe!" She points out and you see the thin, pale faced arrancar enter the throne room.

"Hello Schrödinger..." She mumbles quietly, the familiar jester garb covering her body though her hat seems a bit...

"Jager?" You ask calmly, not allowing yourself to be out crazied by Jager of all people.

"Y-Yes?" She replies looking away from Sin-Fin.

"Did you, in fact, put a cone party hat on Sin-Fin's head?" You continue, starring at the glitter covered cone.

"I may have panicked." She helpfully indicates.

"So when you panic you put party hats on people?" You furrow your brow in thought. "Okay, well, I'll roll with it. Nice hat." You tell Sin-Fin.

What do you want to do and in what order?
[]Science guy
[]Ask about the shinigami
[]Ask something else
[]Tell them what you have been up to
[]See Arrancar Sin-Fin may have gotten.
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)
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>>25787302
Ha ha, looks awesome! Saved
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Rolled 1976752586

>>25787631
>[x]See Arrancar Sin-Fin may have gotten.
and then
>[x]Science guy
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>>25787631
Take the cone hat off of her. That's going on Ryouichi. It will be his bitchcap.
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>>25787631
I love you Jaeger.

First things first
[X] Science guy
While he's settling in
[X] Tell them what you've been up to
[X] Ask about the Shinigami
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>>25787631
>Science guy

Found us a dude who can science.

Also rap.

Was able to make these... drone things that he could remote control from his own pocket dimension.

Pretty sweet.
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>>25787631
Shinigami and immediate situation
Science guy incoming
New recruits and potential
New hats for everyone
Real world events
Tea party
Then potential new science experiments
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>>25787677
It's a present anon. She doesn't get rid of presents. Ever.
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>>25787631

Firstly, Introduce our new head of Mad Science...
Then we meet Sin-Fin's new friend.
Finally, we pour everyone some drinks and catch up on all the happenings on both sides of the Garganta...
Also, Schrodinger must be using a bubble pipe...
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>>25787677
>Hat is gift
>Offends Sin-Fin to try take hat
>Even if bad gift
>De-arms us with 9 stars of SWORD
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Rolled 19

>>25787631

[]Science guy

[]Ask about the shinigami

[]Tell them what you have been up to

[]See Arrancar Sin-Fin may have gotten.
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>>25787677
due to contact with sin fin it is imbued with depression. When applied to shinji he stops being an annoying twat and instead becomes a sad moppy twat.
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Rolled 1290740226

>>25787768

I second this motion
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>>25787775
>give her a new hat
>sin fin attempts to wear both hats
>sin fin became confused
>sin fin hurt herself in confusion!
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>>25787631
>[X]Bat nye the science guy
>[X] sin fin
Not sure from there
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>>25781662
>"It's like sweet frozen raindrops of happiness infused with chocolate and sprinkled with dreams." You explain and you see her eyes light up.
Clearly we need to bring Sin-fin some ice cream.
>>
I'm starting to wonder just how old Sin-Fin is. Jester clothes makes me think that maybe she was an actual court jester in the ye olde times.

Probably got executed for being the worst jester ever
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>>25787846
You do realize what happens when antimatter and matter come in contact, right?

Are you trying to blow everything up?
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So science, arrancar, then catch up? Maybe wth bubble pipe?
>>25787852
She was known as Dame Cook
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>>25787631
"You've been giving her things to do, right Jager?"
"Sin-Fin thrives on duty, you need to keep her occupied with important duties."

Thats what makes her happy right?
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Rolled 3040531886

>>25787871
badum tish!
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>>25787869
Since when is icecream anti-matter?
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>>25787871
That is fucking terrible.
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>>25787871
Yes.
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>>25787896
Ice cream is anti-Sin-Fin.

Same thing
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Rolled 372650258

>>25787871
yepers
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>>25787894
>>25787902
I know, but someone had to do it. Starting to write now.
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Rolled 830288026

>>25787938
>implying Sinfin isn't anti-icecream
Im alergic to milk, so I grew Up on Sorbet, how much have I been missing?
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>>25787871
We really need to use the bubble pipe more often.
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>>25787871
I don't get it.
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>>25787962
Jesus Christ that's a terrible job
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>>25787963
Now I want sorbet.
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>>25787963
A lot.
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>>25787963
Will milk kill you? Then I suggest you try some ice cream.
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>>25788024
>Implying he'd survive the bottomless hunger for delicious dairy after he tried it.
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>>25788058
>implying dairy isn't one of the most foul things on this earth once you've not eaten it for a long time.
It's odd. If you eat it regularly, is good. Don't for a few years, worse than raw sewage.
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>>25787963
Depends on how much of a sweet tooth you have
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Rolled 1358185381

>>25788058
>>25788024

Im not a Milk fan, but fuck it, benadryl will keep me regular, and Im staying near one of the best Icecream/sorbet places Ive ever seen, so Ill give it a shot. I usually go for the alchohol infused sorbet, plum saki is the best yo
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Rolled 2223521573

>>25788101
I fucking love sweet foods
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>>25788109
>>25788124
Honestly you could probably go with Gelati. Thats not milk-based, right?

Or am I thinking of something else?
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>>25788124
So uh, why do you have crazy dice?
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Rolled 5452792894

>>25788157
You mean you don't know?
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Rolled 1071128974

>>25788157
because rolling as far into PI as I could remember but without the decimals helps keep conversations flowing when it comes to who-said-what, specifically in quest threads and quest votes. I usually use a 1d100, but others use that too, so I decided to go with this
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Rolled 128323317

>>25788203
basically namefagging without the name, and pretty numbers stapled to it.
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Rolled 2379106663

>>25788237
Not anymore.
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>>25788203
Just use a trip, man.

And I don't mean a name. Just use !password, straight out.
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>>25788260
Or !!password.

I appear to have forgotten how to trip properly.
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>>25788203
>Lel I is so smart I can attentionwhore without trip!
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Rolled 1234509228

>>25788284
no, Im just doing this in quest threads to avoid fucking up votes and such. besides Isn't rolling a 1d3141592654 fun? it isn't particularly smart, Its just usfull for conversing while also giving me pretty numbers.
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You silence the voices in your head and nod your head for your companions to follow you. Maybe you should call them friends instead? I mean, they are sort of. Sure, one of them may have toyed with the idea of killing you, but you need friends. "But companions make me sound like the doctor." You point out. Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

You clear your throat before speaking. "So I found a science arrancar. He should be moving in about now." You explain and Jager nods.

"Yeah, we met him. He's getting set up now. He seemed a bit weird so I figured you must have sent him." Jager explains as she guides you through some of the twisting tunnels of Los Noches.

"That's cool. I mean, it's not like I take deep personal offense to that or anything. Yeah." You don't. You find yourself eventually standing outside a huge metal door.

"He's in there." Jager nods and you go in.

You hear the absurd music from before blasting in your ears and you wave to the man. You can get a better look at him now that you are in better lighting. He stands about 180cm and he is very thin with short cropped dark blonde hair and deeply tanned skin. He has a pair of large headphones over his ears he is using to listen to music with and on his hand is a strange metal device which looks like needles, and scalpels, and all sorts of medical or drug related paraphernalia which he likely uses in his work. His mask looks like oaklies, the good kind.

"Pardon me friend, I do not mean to be rude,
Please forgive me, I don't mean to intrude,
However if to you it is all the same,
Might I get your name?

Then I will let you set up shop,
I would hate to be the one to make you stop." You rhyme making him nod.

"Bastidores Furiosus" He sings at you, each syllable making part of it's own tune.

He waves you away and continues setting up.
(1/2)
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You then leave and walk with Sin-Fin and Jager, giving them the run down of what you did and where you were. You know, the usual stuff. Finally you come upon a regular sized door which sin-fin opens without any knocking. Rude.

Standing there is a young man, maybe Ryouichi's age, with white and brown hair and sleepy eyes. He lazily chews on some gum as you walk in. Sin-Fin points to him and looks at you. "Aterrorizando Relajación" She explains.

Well, seems there is a new arrancar. Anything you want to say to him?
[]You don't seem that impressive
[]Tell me about him sin-fin
[]Leave
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)
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>>25788363
[X]You don't seem that impressive. That probably means you really are impressive, right?
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>>25788363
>a young man, maybe Ryouichi's age, with white and brown hair and sleepy eyes
Oh god you basically just described me. 19, and my hair's starting to turn white. I suspect it's from sleep deprivation.
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>>25788363
>Aterrorizando Relajación
That fucking name I don't even
His name alone scares the shit out of me.
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>>25788446
wait thats a thing?
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>>25788363
"Sup?"
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>>25788363
"Your name terrifies me."
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>>25788452
From now on we shall call him one of three things.

>Terror
>Aterror
>Zando
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>>25788478
Seconding this.
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Rolled 1480745127

>>25788479
Zando. nothing but Zando
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>>25788458
It's a thing.
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>>25788458
Some folks start getting gray hair really early, a bit less common than early balding though.
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>>25788363
>"Aterrorizando Relajación"
What, he die of a vacation gone wrong?
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>Terrifying Relaxation
Swaggin' name, breh.
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>>25788519
Well, this one time at summer camp in 1944...
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Rolled 16

>>25788520
his resurecion is unclench buttcheeks
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>>25788363
>[]Tell me about him sin-fin
I wanna hear the story
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>>25788363
Where did he get gum? We don't have gum. Or do we? We should have gum.
Also
[] sup.
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"Your name terrifies me Zando. To speak it fully likely will require all of my strength and cunning, sadly I some times loan that out to other people so it's a thing." You explain and he lazily looks at you. "So, Sin-Fin?" You ask, her name still really, really fun to say. "can he do anything? I mean, is he powerful or what?" You ask.

She seems to think on this before walking over to you and raising your arm. You are confused, but in an instant he is hanging upside down from it. You let out a soft sigh of dissatisfaction. "That's it? Honestly, I was expecting more with such an impressive name." You sigh before shaking your arm to get rid of him, but he doesn't move.

You stare at each other for a few moments, him lazily chewing his gum before you shake your arm again, yet he remains. Terror fills your heart as he continues to stare at you. Then, slowly, one arm goes over the other and he gets closer, just really slowly. "Ah!' You shout, running free to extract yourself from the clawed menace who-

Actually, this is pretty shameful. I'm just going to time skip.

After half an hour of frantically running to free yourself, him moving ever closer, you finally manage to extract your arm from his slow, yet curiously unnerving grasp. You stare at Sin-Fin as if betrayed and she seems thoughtful, the effect ruined by the little cone hat. "I thought it would work... better to show you that way." She explains.

Well, so you accept the being with the terrifying name?
Y/N
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Maybe this one's a vasto. Would be funnies.
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>>25788624
DEAR GOD YES we have a pet sloth man
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>>25788624
Y-Yes.
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>>25788624
Y

We can cram him in a gigai and make him cling to Ryouichi.
"So, you overcame gravity. Let's see you overcome the TERROR! BOHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!!!!"
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>>25788624
Y
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>>25788624
Yes.
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>>257886
yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeessssssss IIIIIIIII doooooooooo.
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>>25788624

Yes. He will be the key to destroying SS. They will be helpless as they watch their doom approach, one inch per minute...
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>>25788624
>Appropriate pic
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>>25788713
>better
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>>25788744
goddamn it it's perfect. thank you anon
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"Yes, you are in. You are so in just, just don't cling to me any more you strange sloth man." You state putting both your hands up as a shield from the slowly moving threat as you make your way out of the room.

You catch your breath while outside and look to the other two. "Can we put more locks on this door? Like, all of them?" You ask as you leave.

You find yourself back in the throne room, the group doing a sit down pow wow. You pull out a bubble pipe and blow, the gentle liquid orbs floating through the moonlit room. You give a nod to Jager and she starts.

"Well, the shinigami came. Introduced themselves saying they would give us power and a way to escape the boredom. They wanted to offer us soul society. There were three of them, I put up a front and acted like a big bad ass and then let them make a show of fighting me and becoming true lords of Hueco Mundo. Didn't even use my spikes, stupid bastards." She explains.

"They started construction of that weird dome, god only knows why. I think they are planning on eventually causing a commotion within Soul Society in order to get something from one of their scrubs, but they wouldn't say what." She explains.

Anything you want to talk to either of them more about?
Y/N
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>>25788863
god damn it aizen.
your bullshit exists even here.
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>>25788863
"Think I can convince one of them into giving some of their power to a human?

The devil says it's crucial for his plans to kill the Soul King.

I am not joking."
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>>25788863
See if Jager can give us descriptions of what they looked like. If not, tell her to draw us a picture with spikes on the wall.
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>>25788863
"So either one of you want any presents from the world of the living for next time?"
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We don't want sin-fin to know about Mr. Sam yet.
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>>25788863
We need to go give that dome a look-see.
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>>25788910
This this, very much this.
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Rolled 12, 19 = 31

>>25788910
Oh.
Then veto 'the devil' part and say, 'a reliable source'?
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>>25788910
Eh, we're not working FOR Lucifer so much as working WITH him.

I don't think we'd hesitate to tell him where to shove it if our interests stop aligning, or he tries to fuck us over. And at the end of the day Jaeger's loyalty will still be ours and we'll still be the big boss of Hue co.
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>>25788910

This.

>>25788905
>>25788909

These too.
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>>25788863
Besides cling to arms, what does Zando do?

inb4 sword release command is "Viola"
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>>25788960
>release is Viola

I don't get it.
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>>25788960
Teleports, is terrifying and DOES NOT LET GO.

I get the feeling that his release form will give him a mask, and he'll start pulling out Luchador moves.
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>>25788960
He appears to be very good at chewing bubblegum.

Also, we're on page 9.
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>>25788863
"So do you even get to sit in the throne anymore, or did those shinigami take it for themselves?"
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Ask SinFin what she thinks of coming to the real world.

Maybe we could get science man to work on a stealthier gigai for her.

Maybe she should level up cloak if she can. I dunno.
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>>25788993
Violar is 'to rape'.

Viola is the imperative conjugation. Basically ordering his sword to rape.
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>>25788960
Be in charge of punishing those that displease us.
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>>25789035
Is Spanish, forgot to say. But should be obvious because Mexico.
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"Jager, can you draw me a picture of them?" You making plans for the future.

"I'm not that good an artist. One was wrapped in a heavy cloak too, so that is sort of a downer, but for the others, uh... One had long red hair, like, long as yours, which he kept tied back. The other was a short like, maybe teenaged girl? She had a pretty cool looking scar over her right eyes. Her hair was short and black, maybe a bit longer than mine? And straight." She explains.

You nod and then sigh. "Anything either of you want from the world of the living?" You ask.

"Er, dunno what's good. Can't remember anything I enjoy when I was alive." Jager offers with a shrug.

"Anything is fine." Sin-Fin continues, her eyes boring holes in you. You still have a lot of time though, so you decide you can ask again before you leave. May as well get a vacation from those brats anyway, right? Right?

I'm not justifying your laziness.

Since we are on page nine how about we call it here then? I will be around trying to type up an omake and to answer any questions.
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>>25789035
But...Viola is an instrument.I'm really not sure who told you that...but I don't think they were right.
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>>25789035
>>25789046

Ah okay.

So we might have on our team:

Terminally depressed Harley Quinn; Butch lesbian dakka queen; Rape sloth; and a crazy cat lady
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>>25789089
Don't forget the gangsta scientist.

...We are so fucked.
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>>25789089
Also Ebonics-spewing Scientist Dude
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>>25789035
Pretty sure you mean violo.
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Oh, before I forget, I already archived and plan to again if I can finish up the omake before we get knocked off the board so if you don't want to wait around I get that it's late.
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>>25789120
That would be 'I rape'
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I say we bring Sin-fin a portable dvd player and a bunch of sad movies. Sadness is etched into her very being, we might as well feed it a little in a constructive way.

(Captcha: upyrewi gonnorhoea)
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>>25789109
>>25789111

Ah right, forgot Black Einstein
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>>25789089
Yknow, I see less butch, more Major from GiTS.

And holy shit that hug was adorable.
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>>25789035
>>25789120
ressurection-
...sing....violación.....
SUDDENLY. SHIT-TONS OF GIANT ARMS SPRING FROM EVERWHERE.
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>>25789109
Dude, have you seen Squad Zero?
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>>25789176
>SUDDENLY. SHIT-TONS OF GIANT ARMS SPRING FROM EVERWHERE.

So he's the Male, sloth version of Nico Robin from One Piece?
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>>25789176
Nah.

We never actually see what his Release actually does. All we know is that its victims are left with their clothes shredded and are utterly terrified.
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>>25789186
Those are normal sized arms. But sure. Oh, and these arms would end in claws.
>>25789208
Thinking of that on any of the super manly characters... whythis.jpeg
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>>25789208
>All we know is that its victims are left with their clothes shredded and are utterly terrified.

How do we know that?
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>>25789267
Monologue.

You just do.
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My name is Tetsuya Matsuhiko, and I am a high school teacher at Kumiyama High. I am of course, well bred and of perfect speech. I graduated top of my class at Tokyo U, and came back to my home town to help take care of my ailing mother. I am 25, handsome, in perfect shape, ah I guess this is what they call being blessed by god huh? I am very popular with the female students because of my looks and my humor, and the male students look up to me as an ideal Japanese man! Of course the mothers are jealous of their student's being taught by such a trendy man.

What's that? Men like me must have no worries? Ha ha, having women clawing at me to get to me certainly is a happy worry, isn't it? Sadly even my life isn't perfect, even I seem unable to get the attention of the woman of my dreams. Hard to believe? Well, the dance of love isn't something just anyone can do. I remember when she first caught my eye, she had been subbing for both the Physics and Art class for a few days, and we must have been missing each other in the staff office. Suddenly I saw her muttering to herself while staring at a pair of wind up chattering teeth. Long violet hair, perfect skin, and a rebellious outfit. I of course thought she was a student here to play a prank so being the perfect symbol of modern education I went over to stop her.

"Stop!' I shouted, the authority in my voice a reflection of my noble bearing. "What class are you from, is that any way to dress when you come to school?" I asked foolishly, and then she turned.

Perfect golden eyes hiding sublime wisdom which couldn't even be bothered to spare a glance my way, fingers and legs perfectly shaped to show a life spent wandering the world. An equal. I was, of course, smitten by her presence, yet she did not even seem to notice me at first. She furrowed her brow, as if in a conversation with someone I couldn't see, likely wrapped in her own thoughts, the thoughts of one worthy of standing next to me.
(1/2)
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"I despise horseshoe crabs." She stated, a riddle within itself.

A test, of course. She was probing my mind to see if I was her equal, yet to my great shame I didn't realize it at the time. "What class re you a part of. Wait, maybe you are a bit old to be a student, are you an older sibling?" I asked, the chattering teeth behind her evidently wound on an eternal spring.

"Nah, I'm Schrödinger. I will be subbing for a few days and they said to grab a desk." She replied, her voice soft and feminine, sending my senses into a spiral.

"Oh! I see, well allow me to introduce myself. I am Tetsuya Matsuhiko. A pleasure to meet you Miss Schrödinger. I hope it isn't misses." I gave a perfect smile, yet she frowned at me.

"Doctor. Doctor Schrödinger." She repeated.

"Oh, how foolish of me, I hope you are adjusting to your classes well?" I asked, still not beholden the mad glory which awaited me.

"Yeah, built a Tesla coil, then a bomb they had to diffuse. They failed both times, not 100% on what the Tesla coil was a test over though." She repeated before glancing over.

I will admit I was distracted by the chattering teeth, so I thought she said "What? He's flirting? He sucks, we were way better at it than he is. Yeah? No, no way. Horseshoe crabs are not mounted on sea horses unless. Fuck, first Satan now Poseidon?" I was confused but then she gave me the strangest look.

"What the hell, you might be funny later on." She smiled before putting the chattering teeth in her pocket and patting my shoulder. Her touch, like an electric current through my body, I could feel my soul shudder at her touch. I knew I had to have her. Mineminemineminemineminemine!
(2/2)
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>>25782961
Every single God damned thread has this image.
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I was thinking of doing one from the pig tailed girls perspective, one of Sin-Fin and Jager when they are not with Schrödinger, or continuing the teachers descent into madness.

Or we can peak into soul society if you like. Really I am up for anything. Or if someone else wants to writefag something I can try to include it.
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>>25789479
Oh crap we have a creepy stalker.
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>>25789494
Its obligatory for any Bleach thread.

If its not posted, that means there's more than one Bleach thread on the board.
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>>25789070
Azure, thanks so much for convincing me to read Shadow Quest. It's a amazingly entertaining read and I'm excited to participate.
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>>25789505
Ok. This is good.

Would like to hear Sin-Fin's perspective. Then Jager. Then Zando.

I'm sure Zando will just be all:
>be chew gum
>be sleep
>be am terrify
>am sleep again
>become cling
>of chew gum
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>>25789538
It is a damn fine quest. Glad you like it! Now if only we didn't run at the same time so often.
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>>25789464
>>25789479
Welp, it begins.
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>>25789538
>make Darkxis gif for Shadow Quest
>SM goes on vacation / family business
I wanted to post it today (well, technically yesterday now)...
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>>25789549
Sin-Fin, eh? It may not be as funny, but I could do the time she became known to soul society. Any interest in that?
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>>25789596
Yes.

You could do some SF / Jager shenanigans from a third person perspective of Zando watching them.
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>>25789596
Sounds cool.
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>>25789611
With him just walking slowly out, staring at them after it is all over, then just muttering "Not yet... soon." Before slowly creeping away
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>>25789611
What about the shenanigans of Dr.Gangsta, SinFin, Zando, and Jager watched from the perspective of a sentient roomba made by Dr.Gangsta
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>>25789638
I could also be down for that. But only if the roomba is in the style of a Dalek. Because it would be funny. "Dust must be exteeeeeeerminated"
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>>25789638
>roomba hollow
I'd be up for us searching for one of these as a companion but he'd never be able to live up to Chester.
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>>25789505
Personally, I'd love to see something about Schrodinger while she was still alive.
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>>25789713
I shall add it to the list!
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>>25789729
This thread has been going. for 8 hours. Or more.
Mein gott
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>>25789767
Really, after that 24 hour marathon 8 hours is smalltime.
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>>25789767
Have you already forgotten the hollow quest a thon a couple weeks ago?
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>>25789793
>>25789791
I was not there for either of them. I got referred to HQ a relatively short time ago. To my great shame.
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>>25789729
I look forward to something vaguely terrifying which violates multiple international laws. Possibly by blowing up the Eiffel Tower.
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I am Quesufre Sin-Fin, the General of Misery. Before that I was the Agony Knight, and before that the Midnight Queen of Infinite Horrors, but that is a name no one else remembers but me. It's my secret name. I am old, so old time has lost any realistic meaning and I just continue my days fulfilling my purpose, my promise. I was called to see the current king of Hueco Mundo, so I left my ivory tower, jutting up like a sick white bone from the eternal sands, and make my way to the throne room. I gave a brief bow as the old hollow looked to me, his many headed form swiveling to lock onto my small, sickly frame. "Quesufre Sin-Fin. We have a task for you." He hissed, each head taking a word as he spoke coiled on the stone chair they call a throne.

"I shall obey." I swore continuing to kneel.

"Yes, for your promise. The secret promise you can tell no one the meaning of. Such a funny creature. Such a funny thing." It let out a sick hissing laugh. "When the moon of our dark world becomes full, at in the blackened river within the forest of menos, a gate shall open. You will step through this gate." He instructs, a head snapping at a small hollow which wandered too close.

"What... do you want me to do in the gate?" I ask.

"The gate shall take you to the outskirts of soul society where you shall find several silver daggers. Small, curious things. They shall be scattered about the area. Worry not, sweet Sin-Fin, sorry not. For I am a kind king. The forest shall scatter and hide your energy, and when you have the daggers all scooped up you will return through the gate, using your own garganta to fuel it." He explains.

"What is the purpose of these daggers?" I ask, and instantly the heads swivel and glare at me, a fire in their eyes.
(1/2)
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"Ask nothing you fetid whore! You should counts yourself lucky I let you live in that shit heap of a ruin! I make the commands here, and you will obey! Is that understood you trash!?" He screams, but I keep my head low.

It doesn't matter. "Of course. If I find any shinigami there?" I ask, not looking forward to the answer yet my promise compelling me.

"You can do as you like my sweet Sin-Fin. You can do as you like!" He laughs and I smile a little.

Maybe I won't have to kill anyone. I am tired of death.
(2/2)
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>>25789988
>>25789996
Shall I continue this story?
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>>25790005
Fuck yes!
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>>25790005
Yes.
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>>25790005
Yes.

Also goddamn, I am now really not sorry we killed that bastard of a king.
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>>25790005
Yes. The old king was the cuntlord of Hue Co. God damn.
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>>25790005
.....umm yeah!
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Holy shit Sin-Fin used to rule Hue Co, god damn.
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>>25790019
this might be the king before that king. She said she is old and has several titles. Could be his predecessor
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>>25790005
All of my yes. Also I was rereading the quest and I put this on with a picture of a potted plant when we dun-goofed vs the gansta-gami.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0
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>>25790071
Nah, the old king had those silver Fatebreaker dagger thingamajiggers.
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>>25790099
He could have stolen them from this hydra king
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>>25790071
Yeah, I think you're right.
>I gave a brief bow as the old hollow looked to me, his many headed form swiveling to lock onto my small, sickly frame.
The old king only had one head.

...Either that, or this is before he went Arrancar.
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>>25790122
We saw dudes release. He wasn't a hydra so I'm thinking this is 2 kings ago
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Fuck yeah hollow quest. If only I was awake on time to play it
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>>25790247
technically, you are. I don't think it actually ended, azure just seemed to switch focus.
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I make my way through the valley of the Menos through the old passageways. My hard heels clicking rhythmically on the pavement until the soft sand finally muffles it. I slide down a large dune and manage to find myself within the Forest of Menos. As I walk I find myself wondering how much easier these creature have it. They just stand, silent and strong. Free from agony, free from remembering. I shake my head as I find myself standing next to what looks like a river of black. I place my hand gently on the blackened glass and feel the sharp edges of the glass cut into my hand and draw blood.

A long time ago, long even for my memory, a large number of Menos fired at something that blazed through the sky. Like a meteor, or a burning sun, it impacted with the ground and turned it into glass from the extreme heat, only further propelled by the ceros fired by the menos. That was the first time in history there were no more menos grand within the forest.

It doesn't matter.

Time is funny, when you don't eat, or drink, or even get tired. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, years, all of them blend into one. Eventually, however, four stone blocks formed in front of me, across from the glass river. They connect together to make a perfect square, and then like I hear reality scream as it rips apart at the seams and I see a black void before me.
(1/4?)
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>>25790459
Yea, now we are in story time. Hoping we get the end of sin fin before we drop off the board
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I let out a small sigh before walking over the river, the glass shards crunching under my every step, and then climb through the gate. I tumble endlessly, end over end for what seems like forever, until finally I feel myself hit the ground. My eyes remain closed for a moment, just in case the ride isn't over, before I open my eyes and sitting in front of me, swaying in the gentle breeze and blooming perfectly in the sunlight, is a single flower. White petals dotted with reed the pleasant scent goes into my nose and I enjoy it momentarily, etching the first thing I have smelled that wasn't death, suffering, or blood in a very long time in my memory.

Eventually, I carefully get up to avoid crushing the plant and start looking around. I look up at the massive treas, powerful and ancient, perhaps even more than myself, and marvel at the scale. We call the Forest of Menos such, but it simply doesn't compare to the real thing. The sounds of life, the smell of fresh air, and the overwhelming pallet of colors all embracing you in their loving grasp. I shake my head and scold myself silently for losing my vision like that.

I need to find the daggers.

I wander the forest for hours, the slow march of the sun giving an actual indication of the time, and find nearly twenty of them before it starts getting difficult, but I don't mind. The leisurely walk through the forest reminds me of something I can never remember, and the animals provide pleasant company, not expecting anything, not able to hurt you. I was so shamefully lost in my own bliss I almost failed to notice the shinigami before it was too late.

"Ha, ha, ha! Captain, don't tell them that! They are way too young!" A loud female voice calls out, rough and boisterous.

"We are not Lieutenant Shiba!" A younger male voice calls out.
(2/4?)
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"Hey, hey, what happened next Captain Fuuma?" A young female voice cries out.

"Let's see. Oh yeah, he comes back about twenty minutes later all covered in gore and says 'I may have been greatly misinformed about what exactly an African up and out is, and I would prefer it if we never spoke about it again'" An older male voice laughs, filling the forest with the sounds of joy.

I press myself against a tree and do what I can to keep myself hidden, hoping they don't find me.

"Oi, Captain, as much as I like hearing your perverted stories, what exactly we doing out here?" The lieutenant from before asks.

"We have to find out more about these silver dagger things. The Science team wants to run more tests. They think there might be more than this one and- ah! There In that tree!" Fuuma shouts.

"Wow, so pretty." the young female voice calls out.

"Oi, careful Sakura, you are going to break it!" The younger male voice calls out

"Will not Shuu-chan!" Sakura replies

"Oi! I said not to call me that!" The young man protests.

No, please don't make me do this. I peek from behind the tree and see the group of four. Fuuma, a large man in a white jacket with long brown hair. Shiba, a tall woman with her sleeves ripped off and short spiky black hair. Sakura, a short girl with blue eyes and blond hair and... "Shu-chan?" A young man just half a head taller than the young Sakura, wearing his hair styled and with piercings which make him look tough.

They are fighting over a small dagger. One identical to the one the captain has in his hands. No, please no.

"Oi, quiet you two." Fuuma commands looking around.

"She started it!" Shu protests but he silences them with a look.

"We aren't alone. Thee is something... something here. Come out! Or I level the area!" He continues putting his hand on his sword and stepping protectively over the younger shinigami.

No...
(3/3)
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>>25790540
Oh dear...
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>>25790459
Yeah, losing steam for that part of the quest, and want to get a rough outline before I continue. I have these stories more or less outlined already so it isn't as taxing.
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Shall I continue with this portion? Y/N

As if I'm not already writing it.
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I'm really enjoying this
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>>25790575
y
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>>25790540
Yes, and it looks like we might have to investigate the daggers when we get a chance... just need a way to know that without meta gaming it
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>>25790575
Yes.
http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
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>>25790606
Simple, we ask Sin-fin to tell us more about her, and her compact with the old king. Understand why she worked for him, why she is indentured to the ruler of HUEco, and just try to ask her for more of her back story. We kinda skipped it because we were used to being with Jager, who like us is only a recent Arrancar. Sin-fin is older than all of us, and we've never really taken that into consideration.
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8 threads left between us and falling off the board
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"Last chance!" Fuuma shouts before drawing his sword.

"Wait." I say softly before releasing my cloaking and stepping out into view.

I am careful to keep my aura of misery on check as I step forward a few paces, and I notice Fuuma still has his hand on his sword, as he steps forward until he is a few feet from me. My dark red eyes shift over his shoulder and I see Shiba stand in front of the children as well, but remains behind her captain. Her large biceps flex as she puts her hand on the hilt of her ornate katana.

"You, that's impossible" Fuuma mutters in disbelief.

"What's wrong captain. Who is she?" Shiba asks.

"It's... you're an arrancar, aren't you. I thought you were just myths but, you are, aren't you?" He asks unsure.

"...Yes." I reply as I look him over more intently.

He is well toned, and his face seems to have a shadow of stubble on it, but it suits him. His body is well trained and while his clothes are loose to provide the illusion of laziness, there doesn't seem to be a single wasted ounce on him. He has several scars on his torso I can see from just the small opening in his shinigami robes, and more I can only infer. I lock eyes with him and he shifts uncomfortably.

"O-oi, captain. Mind telling us what you're so scared of so we can shit our pants too?" Shiba asks taking an involuntary step back, the tone in her captain's voice unsettling her.

"They, well, they're hollows. They're hollows which rip their own masks off in order to gain powers similar to shinigami, but I thought they were only rumors spread by the old timers to tell us young guys how hard they had it in their day." He explains.

"H-Heh, you ain't that young captain. So what does it want?" Shiba jokes, trying to keep the situation light.

"How the hell am I supposed to know! Do I look like a mind reader Shiba?!" Fuuma shouts back.

"Um..." I start but Shiba interrupts.
(1/4?)
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"Well you're the captain, we are supposed to look to you for guidance damn it! What do you want from us, to tell you what it wants! That's backwards!" Shiba shouts back.

"I just-" I start again but Fuuma turns to glare at his Lieutenant.

"Assuming I know everything will get you killed! Learn with your own abilities! Not with mine! Come on damn it, think! What could she want in this forest to invade soul society!" Fuuma ponders.

"No way, there needs to be more of them!" Shiba counter back, and I just let them get it out of their system.

"Then what else do they want in this forest unless... the shards!" Fuuma snaps his fingers before turning back to me. "You're after the shards aren't you?!" He demands.

"...Yes." I confirm, unsure if they will interrupt again.

"Ooooh, must be pretty important if you are willing to come to soul society for it. How did you get in here?" Fuuma asks, evidently not attacking as long as I don't.

"Through a gate. I don't know if their important. Give them to me." I asks holding out my hand not holding my sword.

"No!" Fuuma shouts holding out his hand. "Give me yours!" He demands.

"I can't do that." I explain.

"Well I can't either, but I need your shards!" Fuuma explains.

"Please, don't make me." I beg, my arm slowly lowering, sorrow creeping into my voice.

"Huh? Do what?" Fuuma asks putting a hand up to his ear.

"I don't want to, please don't make me. Just give them to me, please." I beg again, the heat of tears slowly filling my eyes.
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"Ah! Captain! You made her cry! You can't do that you know! She's still a girl!" Shiba points out making the captain panic.

"Ah! Wait wait, don't cry. Look, here, uh want some candy? Er, wait, damn it, my daughter's about your age you know, I don't know how to deal with her either. What don't you want to do? We won't make you do it!" He smiles trying his best to cheer me up.

"I don't want to kill you all." I explain frowning as I look at them.

"Ahhh, well now that you don't have to worry about young lady, we're really strong." He grins boyishly. "So if you don't want to do it, just say no!" He points out but I shake my head.

"I promised to do what the king says. I promised and... you have to keep your promises. It's important." I explain making Fuuma scratch his head, his mane of hair ruffling.

"Well, can't say that's exactly wrong either. How about I make a promise then. Come at me with all you got! I won't die, and then when I beat you, you can be free from that promise of yours! A man never goes back on his word!" He grins.

It sounds... nice. I wouldn't have to kill again. I wouldn't have to remember all the things I did. I think of the small flower all on it's own. It would like to be with the other flowers probably. I give him a hopeful smile. "I would like that."

"Alright then. Shiba! Get over here. Nuggets, you just stay over there and watch, see if you can learn something!" He commands before pulling out his sword, his Lieutenant walking up and pulling out her own sword.

"Oi, captain, you sure about this?" She asks as the two weaker shinigami sit a good distance away to watch.

"Our job is to save the souls which are suffering. She is suffering, get your act together!" He shouts before smacking her on the rump.

"Damn perverted old man. Ah, what the hell, she may be gloomy but she may be my sort of person. Look at her politely waiting for us." Shiba laughs looking at me.
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"Manners are important." I point out before drawing my sword, my sheathe in my left hand.

"Eh, ah. Yeah, I guess they are." Shiba frowns drawing her own blade. "ready er, ah wait, hold on. We need to introduce ourselves. I'm Shiba Umiko. Pretty dull name, huh? I'm the Lieutenant of the fifth division." She gives me a little bow.

"I'm Fūma Kotarō. Though, actually it's just a title I inherited from my family when I became head. I'm the captain of the Fifth division." He explains as he tosses his sword back and forth in his hands. "What's your name little miss?" He adds giving me a big smile.

"General of Misery Quesufre Sin-Fin" I reply then bite my lip. "Please, help me." I add silently praying this is to be either my death, or my salvation.

"Don't worry, like you said, promises are important!" He shouts before leaping towards me and slashing towards the left side of my head.

Please run away, or I'll remember.
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And then shit hit the fan
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>>25791088
dang man feels
we need to make a forest in hueco mundo or something for her
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Well, if we are about to fall off the board why don't we end it on this high note? Well, high for Sin-Fin anyway. Fight scenes tend to drag on for a while. I updated to the end of the omake and am still here for questions.
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>>25791103
A potted forest
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>>25791104
No questions. I just wanted to say that I'm really enjoying this.

More Sin-Fin at the start of the next thread or are you going to save it for later?
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>>25791115
Probably at the end. I sort of want to do a whole thread dedicated to omake at some point since I have all these ideas, but I am pretty sure that would be boring to read. Maybe I can e-book it. I am not sure when the next thread will be since I plan on making a mockery of my liver on the fourth. Well, more than usual anyway.
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We've been >10 threads from the end for hours now. Ain't falling off for a bit unless a bunch of new threads get mad / people bump the ones below us.
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>>25791104
any chance of stat sheets for sloth guy and science guy? they both seem pretty cool.
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>>25791115
Also, glad you are enjoying it. Sin-Fin has a lot of bad memories I can play with, and it gives me a chance to flesh out soul society a bit more.
>>25791124
I am afraid it won't get archived and I will be mid post when it falls off. I have a few archive readers I think. I hope. Oh god insecurity! That was a joke.
>>25791127
I will get to it soon. Probably on the fourth if I don't run and am sober enough.
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>>25791123
>but I am pretty sure that would be boring to read
Stop it. This is not boring. This is good.

Normally I would jump on someone for doubting their work like that and be a complete dick just for the sake of dickery.

This made me not want to do that. So stop it. I like this more than being a dick to people. That's not a common thing.
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>>25791137
I mostly read your archives, rarely catch a live thread.

Good read so far, don't despair about low participation, just because my time zone doesn't let me participate, doesn't mean I don't love it. (And your hack//aida quest to a lesser extent)
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>>25791145
No, I mean as it's own thread. As just sort of a fun thing at the end and players can see it at their leisure if they want to it's fine, but for most of them they would prefer playing as opposed to reading.
>>25791154
Good to know! I still have quite a few players, less so than I did at the start. Oh well, I have some good ones I think. Probably.
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>>25791164
I'm here lurking around and occasionally posting. Sometimes miss.

I. Am. Anonymous.
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>>25791164
>prefer playing as opposed to reading
>in a game that is based around reading and requires it
>opposed to reading
>on a text-based communications medium
hue.co
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>>25791164
Just got your twitter. are you ending the thread or something? or just happy it keeps going?
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>>25791181
You know what I mean. I am too sleepy not to derp all over my words.
>>25791190
I am still here, I just try to always thank /tg/ when I have fun running a quest unless I am tired or forget. I do it pretty often I think. A few people thank me for QMing every once and a while so it's the least I can do.
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>>25791145
what this guy said. well, apart from the dickery. I don't like dickery. You write good omake.
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>>25791202
Thanks, it's fun to do. It lets me get a better feel for the characters and helps to define them in player's minds. As I said, I just think it's best not to make its own thread unless I get a lot of them, or give the players a chance to control a different person.
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>>25791164
it's rare I catch a thread active since I'm on the opposite side of the world, but I still follow the archive and love the whole story. I'd be fine with an additional thread of write faggotry by you and others.
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Kind of strikes me how, despite Sin-Fin and Ulquiorra look incredibly similar at first, they really aren't.

At first glance she't just a rule 63'd Ulq in a jester's outfit with green instead of red. Even had that bit about loving that little white flower to parallel Ulq and the white tree. And then there's the complete loyalty to the leader thing. But the characters themselves are still turning out to be so different.
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>>25791237
Yeah, I noticed you came this time. It's pretty rare for you to show up, I think you stuck with my 24 hour running for quite a while, if memory serves.

Also, just in case, I am still writing out the fight but I doubt I will finish it before we fall off.
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>>25791247
Ah, that poor white flower. I tried making her similar since a lot of players mentioned wanting it, then when players mentioned they wanted none of that and I was just running on Kubo's rails I decided I would change a bit of her, and then totally switched a lot I had planned. I think I like her better this way.
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>>25791069
>evidently not attacking as long as I don't.
She found one willing to talk, that's barely fair.

I miss you oswald.
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>>25791250
Last write session took a little under an hour.

In that time our position dropped by 1.

As we drop further down, time will progress to morning and as more people wake up, threads will spawn at a faster rate.

I estimate 2 hours is the absolute least before ded thred. Maybe we could last 4 or 5 if it's a slow morning.

Although if someone starts spamming threads, we could get knocked off in 30 seconds flat.
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>>25791265
Well, she is arrancar.
>>25791267
I am writing as I go along in notepad, but I don't want to do a sloppy combat scene. I am bad at visualizing them so I end up going over them again and again until they make sense. Just takes me a while.
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>>25791250
yea it started when I woke up and ran all the way into my next day of work. I only slept 2 hours that day and I'd do it again willingly.
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>>25791267
We are currently 7 threads from the bottom. It's somewhere near time end/make new thread. Or Let it die and start one later.. That is, If azure still wants to post (Say Yes)
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>Just realized the captain has tonsa scars
Oh god he's gonna get rekt hard by Painful Remembrance.
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>>25791281
I know, Still though, the loss of harold will always be a bitter pain in my heart.

Will you please pre-write some of these about different people so that whenever we get the chance to ask questions about our companions you can give us awesome histories like this on a moments notice?
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Something about the pastebins that's bugging me:

On every character you have hand to hand come after speed. Except on Risa. You put it after leadership for her.

>The skill order is inconsistent
>eyetwitch.gif
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>>25791287
Tanks for that! Ah, I need more, uh, inspiration before I do that again, but it as an experience!
>>25791299
Nah, once this dies I will probably be done for the night. Still if it is that slow I may be able to post one more chunk
>>25791301
It is sort of OP, isn't it? But really awesome.
>>25791303
I certainly will! I had this idea at a whim and decided to test the waters. I can't say I will do this every time without fail, but most times I plan on it as long as it continues to be well received.
>>25791312
Yes, on hers alone. Just as planned. Maybe I will change it, maybe I will switch some other things around. Soon it will drive you mad!
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>>25791323
>It is sort of OP, isn't it?
Against anyone good enough to never get injured, it's completely useless.

I know, those guys are rare in Bleach, but the necessitation of scars makes SF even more fucked against someone lie Aizen.
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>>25791323
>Yes, on hers alone. Just as planned. Maybe I will change it, maybe I will switch some other things around. Soon it will drive you mad!
Will rage hard every thread and bitch and moan and probably get another three day ban added to the pile for making an ass out of myself in the process.
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>>25791333
Does not have to be scars alone, any injury the body remembers. That time your skull got cracked open when you were 12. All the times you stubbed your toes. That time you had your appendix removed. All of them the body remembers.
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>>25791347
Well, we wouldn't want that. I'll fix it when I get around to making other character sheets.
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>>25791333
Imagine her against kenpachi who just takes the wound instead of dodging.... I'll bet Lucifer and the other angels are blemishless so she loses that edge against heavenly creatures
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>>25791353
Shinigami and hollows and such get appendectomies?
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>>25791358
Dude. Assuming it works on Lucy at all, it would be devastating. It would tap into him getting his shit smacked by Michael.
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>>25791360
Was just an example, though I will have to consider what it does to souls that get sent there after dieing from a wound.

"Oh, died from a knife to the heart when you were alive? Round two." Though since it works on "bodies" I may rule they power considers a soul a new body. Still, funny to think about.
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>>25791360
when we asked about making babies they implied its the same function in ss just instead of matter it's spirit particles so probably.
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>>25791358
Kenpachi wouldn't give a fuck. he'd be like "Ooooh yeah, I remember that guy. He wasn't that bad!"
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>>25791377
Unohana straight up killed him dozens of times and then brought him back to life with her bullshit bankai.

Kenpachi would get fucked. Although he'd probably just MASSIVE REIATSU the power away. "Lel, not strong enough to get through!"
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>New chapter of bleach came out
>"May as well see how hard we get Kubo'd this week."
>Nothing happens
>Quincy bitch randomly kills subordinate to be edgy.
>Apparently it's her habit to kill underlings.
>Cuts him right the fuck in half. Vertically.
yay...
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>>25791358
Imagine that ability on a normal demon though
thousands of years in hell, torture and pain capital of the universe. OHKO
>>25791444
yeah that was pretty fuck up
I hope they all die now
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>>25791373
Its classifed as "bodies"?use it on dead bodies. Proceed to wonder if the spirit feels the pain of dying again.
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>>25791503
Normal hell, or Hot Monkey Dick Quest hell?
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I throw up my sheathe and block the blow before stabbing towards his exposed chest with my sword. I get within inches before a second blade catches mine, and Shiba knocks my blade away. "Ah, tricky!" She shouts before giving a light slash at my body, the blade makes a loud metal on metal scraping sound as it comes into contact with my hardened skin and I deliver a strong kick to her midsection. She flies back, no longer holding my sword in place and I deliver a calm vertical slash towards Fuuma which forces him back. He scratches his chin as I shift my gaze slowly between the two fo them.

"Hm, about my level or maybe a bit under?" Fuuma nods as if pleased by his assessment. "You're still holding back a bit thought, aren't you missy?" He asks making Shiba glance over at him.

"I.. am just a... slow starter." I reply before planting my feet a little wider and holding my sword high and my sheathe at about mid level.

"Hm, still not much power anywhere else. Your spirit power is weak, and I doubt you have much raw strength either. That defense is a bit annoying but some raw strength should fix that." He scratches his head."You are still holding something back, right? Where are your ceros, and your nifty hollow abilities." He grumbles and I look down embarrassed. "No! I'm not mad at you! Don't worry! See, we had a promise right? So if you don't go all out then-" He starts.

He's right, I am holding back. I give a small bow. "Sorry." I say making him nod.

"Well, that's fine! As long as you know! Ha ha ha!" He laughs
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Oh shit. Second to last thread. Photofinish time.
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>>25791519
>Hot Monkey Dick Quest hell
What the fuck. I don't... What? Is that a real thing?
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>>25791534
Well, it was not-Asia quest. But Me and a few other people derailed the fuck out of it because the QM was CWC-tier autism.

It also had the worst version of hell I've ever seen.
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I focus my energy on my sword, the black cero coming to it naturally as if I was breathing and dash forwards, a black line trailing my sword. I swing down and upon contact with his sword I lift up and swing another way, rapid quick blows which don't have much physical weight, but enough to leave a perfect trail. Shiba looks at the black line in the air and throws a small rock at it, which dissolves in the stationary energy field. "Ah! Captain! It's her cero!" She shouts, but too late. I have already woven a cage around him, one he can't flee from.

"Bitch!" Shiba shouts before jumping over the tail and swinging down, but I casually spin my sword to leave a perfect circle of cero energy in front of me, which explodes as she swings down on it, throwing her back several meters.

"Oh, not bad, but you can't hit me now either, can ya?" Fuuma asks but I calmly point my sword at him.

An orb of black crackling energy forms at the tip and I give a small thrust to propel it forward, the massive beam of black energy obliterating all in it's path, including the caged captain.

I frown deeper as I look over my own created despair and give a bow to where he once stood. "I'm sorry, I didn't want to, but it doesn't matter now because-" I start but a large slash opens on my arm.

I spin around and see, emerging from a shadow in the ground, is Fuuma, alive and well. His sword has changed and now resembles an ornate large shuriken. He gives a smile to me and holds it up. "My Shikai, Kage dorobō. Pretty damn strong, isn't it? You alright Umiko? Is your ass okay!" He shouts but she grumbles.

"I think it's got a crack in it." She replies.

"Course it does stupid!" He shouts back at her. "So, this all you got little miss hollow?

I consider what he said. He was able to slash me while he was in the shadow, which is sort of difficult. I look to him again. "Your shikai. Is that it?" I ask calmly as blood drips freely down my arm.
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"Ah, I got another level to this called a bankai, but as you say I really don't want to kill you." He gives me a weak smile, he really believes it would.

I will have to give him incentive. "Do not be worried then." I reply before pointing my sword at my throat.

"Ah, oi! Little miss! What the hell you doing?!" He asks, but I it's too late, I am already tapping into it.

"Weep" I command my blade before stabbing into my throat, white hot pain surging to the surface. As I glance over I see him and Shiba running over, concern on their face. They really are nice people.

I am so sorry.

"Agonia" I command and I feel the horn grow and the other returns as well. My jester's garb rips and hatters into a flowing ragged robe and my elbows and knees gain blades growing out of them. I stand, my aura of misery making the two weaker once start sobbing while holding onto each other, my black eyes and blood red irises shift over from them to the other two standing in awe of my enormous spiritual pressure.

"What the hell. What's that?" Fuuma asks at a loss.

"Captain... I think we need to run." Shiba advises, but it's too late.

"Remember" I command Fuuma's body, and at once every old wound long since closed rips open, painting the lush green landscape in a crimson hue. He falls forward without a sound, his eyes rolled back in his head as the pain from every wound his body ever received comes rushing back all at once. I turn to Shiba and note she is trembling.

Run, please run. It's almost too late. Don't try to save me, please.

Don't make me go through this again.
(3/3)


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