>>25771391

You pause here. Just as he opens his mouth to reply, you cut him off by drawing your Golden Desert Eagle from inside your jacket and placing it carefully on the table. The cold, lustrous metal warming immediately at your touch.

"Don't you like your kneecaps?" You ask this, still in deadpan tones. "Have they wronged you in some way?"

You ignore Sayaka sputtering and snorting orange juice out of her nose, the stricken Eversor cramming a linen napkin into her face while groaning about how much it stings.

"...I...I like my kneecaps where they are, please, Ma'am. But...really, we stopped them, we didn't want them to get in, but their boss just smiled and took something out of his wallet, and--"

"Money?" Sayaka recovers just enough to sound snide. "What, you guys got bought off? Fuck, Murderface, I'll do it." She looks around, before staring at the pancakes you've given her. "Pancakes are technically cakes, right? I can probably pull one out of there if I--"

"N-no! No, ma'am, we don't work that way!" The guard shakes his head furiously, positively sweating bullets now. "It was some sorta card, like a business card - but it was glowing and stuff! A-and when we saw it, the next moment we realized they were already on their way out! It...it was like some sorta dream, or we blacked out and just woke up, or something!"

Hnh. That's...well. That's certainly curious. It doesn't seem like he's lying, though.

How do you react?

wow, weeks of only seeing this in archive and I'm now 1st on
spooky

>>25771399

A bunch of supposedly trained security professionals just randomly blacked out with the flash of a business card?

Pressure him for more details.

>>25771399
[x] details, tell me ANYTHING about the card and what you experienced
[x] examine card from inventory

>>25771391
wow this is early in the morning, you usually don't start for another 2 hours or so.

>>25771399
[x]"The card. Describe it. Whas there something written on it? What colour was it? Was there anyone else with those Yaks, probably someone looking like a girl in her teens just like me or the Blueberry?"

>>25771399
>>25771391
>golden weapon business card
WHY THE FUCK DID THE YAKUZA GET THIS?

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>>25771399

"Begin. From the start. Don't miss out a detail on the card.

And get someone to bring in the security footage. Now."

>>25771433
this wording
>>25771431
last thread cut out unexpectedly

>>25771399
[x] "Well fuck. Can't actually fault you for that one.
Now, Miss Ruri tells me there's a traitor around here somewhere. Who is it?"

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>>25771445

>last thread cut out unexpectedly

Pic related

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>>25771399
>You pause here. Just as he opens his mouth to reply, you cut him off by drawing your Golden Desert Eagle

Oh god you have to be fucking kidding me.

>>25771444

>And get someone to bring in the security footage. Now."

[x] YES

>>25771399
I'll second
>>25771433

>>25771444
this, completely and utterly this.

>>25771399
>[x] Bring in the goddamn security footage.

[x] "The next time that fellow tries to flash you that card, shoot him and all of his friends in the kneecaps."

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Aww yeah. Miss Matsuda, are you fucking serious? You are? Alright then.

>>25771444
Quadding this.

>>25771444
>>25771399
[x] Go with this, for sure.

>>25771399

Didn't we accept a business card from this guy?

Are we compromised?!

>>25771491
"in fact just shoot him if you see him, hes mob and mob is bad as a rule, don't deal with mob"

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>>25771535

Depends on what the footage shows.

If there moved like as if under instruction, we burn the card. If it was more dazed and on the floor, we send the card back to QB for analysis.

Either way we remove it from our inventory, asap.

>mfw unexpected MGNQ

I have no face. Also, calm down about the card. If that was the same card, why would he randomly give it away? Shit's too valuable, yo.

Though next time we see him, his lot or rival megucas, we shoot them no questions asked and loot the card. Could be useful.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss

>>25771615
Maybe he can make multiple copies.

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>>25771399

Magic?
Sounds like something that Nico would make and something which would explain why our Yak mate when with 10'th instead of 9'th.

>>25771645
But this one doesn't glow.

>>25771652
Tell me more.

>>25771433 >>25771444

The guard couldn't have nodded quickly enough. "Y-yes, ma'am. The card...the card looked like, uh, begging your pardon here, but it looked like from one of those card games that're really popular with the kids, you know? The ones that they make anime out for to sell? With...with the monsters, and spells, that kind of thing? And it was glowing with a kinda...green light, ma'am. Like it was burning in his hand, but not really." He looks at you, then back at Sayaka, wringing his hands. "I-I know it sounds crazy, ma'am, but that's what I saw. That's what we saw."

"Hoh. Well. First time I've heard of something like that." Sayaka growls from around a mouthful of pancake. You tut at the useless interruption from the Eversor, before gesturing for the guard to continue.

"A-and we didn't see any girl out there, ma'am. Just him and his group." The guard shakes his head. "Although...they did come in from a limousine, ma'am, they parked directly in front of the Hotel. The windows were tinted, so we didn't get a good look at who was inside."

Hm. Curiouser and curiouser.

You'd like the video footage of this, if it exists. ...There should be footage of it, right? This kind of Hotel, there should be some sort of CCTV at the front...

"T-that's..." The guard lowers his gaze down on the floor. "That's what took us so long to get here, ma'am. I wanted to get it up here personally, so...so you don't shoot off our kneecaps, ma'am. But..." He looks up again, helplessly. "Somehow the cameras covering the entrance shut down as soon as their limo came into, ma'am. We only just got them started up again, earlier. Tried scouring it for any clues, but all that's shown there is the limo. It doesn't even show the guy getting out of the car."

[1/2]

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>>25771660

>>25771668

"I-I....I can verify that, Miss Matsuda," Deepthroat says as she pokes her head nervously back into the room. "He...he was almost crying, earlier, because we couldn't find anything on the recordings.."

The guard nods weakly. "I...ma'am, I know it was a horrible breach, and my unit and I are so freakin' sorry about this. If...if you really need to shoot somebody's knees out, ma'am, I'll volunteer for it. Not the other guys, they got family to take care of. I...I don't even got a girlfriend." He laughs feebly.

How do you react?

>>25771673
>The next time you see them, you call for me. Do not engage them on your own. Dismissed.

Well, nothing we can do about this now, just sth to keep in mind. Time to find out our graph for the day from Ruri?

>>25771673

[X] let him go.

obvious magic is obvious, they really couldn't have resisted against that. He should have contacted us as soon as he regained his senses though, that deserves a kick in the shin.

>probably not a security leak?

>>25771673

Joke time!

>[x]Point gun at knees, pause, and go "bang!"
"It looks like another magical girl was involved, QB confirmed it when I talked to him. Go back to your post and make sure the common and garden rapist doesn't get here."

>>25771673
[x] "I only kneecap people for incompetence, treachery, or if they annoy me. You're on your way to the third, with that snivelling, but you're not quite there yet.
No, Miss Ruri tells me there's a mole. I intend to find this person, and you are going to help me."

>>25771668
>"Y-yes, ma'am. The card...the card looked like, uh, begging your pardon here, but it looked like from one of those card games that're really popular with the kids, you know? The ones that they make anime out for to sell? With...with the monsters, and spells, that kind of thing? And it was glowing with a kinda...green light, ma'am. Like it was burning in his hand, but not really."

children's card game

>>25771673
[x] Just send him off. Burn the card we got, and inform Ruri that the group likely has MG support, and to be extra careful of them.

>>25771673
Point at him and laugh.

Actually, tell him to move his men into a wider screen, and have them radio in if things start to mysteriously break - we'll need his radio. If this happens again, then there'll be kneecappin's for motivation.

And /then/ point at him and laugh.

>>25771720
ON MOTORCYCLES?

>>25771399
Sayaka, security footage please
If we confirm this then you get to keep your kneecaps, new rule if someone refuses to leave after the second time they are to be brought down and removed from the premises, if they reach for anything take them down, permanently if necessary

Who else was there? Did the Yaks have someone who seemed out of place, either a girl around my age or someone who just didn't seem right in their crew

Finally report all suspicious activity to me or her ( pointing to Sayaka ) if I am not reachable for the duration of this concert and we will deal with it if anything weird like this card happens again

>>25771718
YES!

>>25771673
"Hm. Well, if fucked-up magics are involved, then that's beyond what you're reasonably expected to handle. That's what i'm here for.

In any case, we'll take precautions. We have a specialist arranged for this sort of thing. Any and all potential problems get reported to me directly and immediately, no matter how trivial they might seem.

For now, I need you to do a variety of things that require you to use your legs. Reorganise the patrols, set everyone on higher alert status, and set up some extra standalone cameras. In fact, keep one guy near a window with a film camera to snap any unauthorised or suspicious persons. If it's digital jamming, then film might still work. Get a disposable from the convenience store if no-one in the press gallery has one to spare.

Handle that to my satisfaction and i'll continue giving you tasks that require you to have working legs. Dismissed."

>>25771727
>millenium puzzles AND golden weapon faggotry all in the same universe
well fuck everythinhg.

>>25771673

"That will not be necessary, yet.

It is obvious that you and your men were unprepared for whatever he pulled out. However, i will expect you to do better the next time.

I will need more details. Not all your men should have stationed at the entrance. Was everyone affected or just those at the entrance and its vicinity?"

Get as much details, it might be a AOE attack. In which case a 2nd response team might not be affected. Say if they are in constant comms, they can be placed to rush such a group if something like this happens again.

We're gonna need a tech expert to scoure the records too.

>>25771732
Aaaaand too fucking slowpoke

>>25771742
Chiaki being forced to play a children's card game that Kyouko is actually a huge fan of.

>>25771752
"You activated my trap card! Mark 5 Anti-personnel Land Mine! It's Super Effective!"


"Noooooooo my life points! And My Leg!"

>>25771752
>kyoko lets us borrow a deck because we think for some reason millenium puzzles and golden weapons are one in the same as different methods of pinky bullshit
and then MGNQ was yugioh quest.

>>25771673
[x] Pick up the gun and rack the slide, then say: "You're lucky. You won't see the business end just yet. Now get me a headset, I want you to put me onto the communications net and call in if something like that ever happens again."

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>>25771742
>>25771752
>>25771768

>>25771768

>heart of the cards is just us using timestop to put the cards we want at the top of the deck.

>>25771718

This sounds good, but I'd rather play the existence of the mole closer to the vest for a bit yet. Ask for a list of the security details and the dossier of each instead, imo.

>>25771782
>yami is pinky
FUCK!

>>25771792
>>25771782
>>25771778
>>25771768
>>25771767
>>25771752
>>25771742
>>25771727
>>25771720
guys i thought about it and it horrifys me. we have officially jumped the shark in thought.

>>25771399
>you cut him off by drawing your Golden Desert Eagle

Um.. Why did we pull THIS ONE out even without batting an eye?

Also, considering that we nearly blew Sayaka`s head off with this thing I´m kinda surprised that there was no reaction from her.

Guys, please there is no need to pull the DEagle on Non-Megucas.

>>25771718

[x] do NOT mention the mole.

For all we know, the head might be the mole. Just like the previous one we dealt with.

>>25771782
>>25771792
We will cruise through all the ordinary duels like cheese. It's when we won't be able to cheat against Pinky and have to actually start learning the rules that we'll be fucked.

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>>25771811

Who said anything about leaning the rules?

>>25771800

Peons only respect the big ass handcannon.

Not as much fear if you pull out a holdout .22.

Besides, it was in the inventory. If we had to count on the wheel-of-weapon-fortune, what would his face be if it deposited a Fishbed?

>>25771800
That was pre soul-splice though.

We seem to have vastly better control post-op.

>>25771823
That...fucking..scene. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

>>25771782
We should keep this use in mind if we ever accept an invitation to the inter-Officio poker games.

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>>25771828
>What would happen if Fishbed?
I dunno.

>>25771800
>You ignore Sayaka sputtering and snorting orange juice out of her nose, the stricken Eversor cramming a linen napkin into her face while groaning about how much it stings.
This was one sentence after we pulled it, I think that counts as a reaction!

>>25771872
She was reacting to our funny.

>>25771872

the horror of seeing the weapon combined with that one liner.

deadly!

>>25771877
Chiaki could to stand-up!

>>25771673

[x] "... Your name wouldn't happen to be Kyosuke, would it?"

>>25771673
[x] "It can`t be helped. Should one of your men notice something odd again, contact me or the Blue with the bad temper on the spot."

Just let him go, no need to scare him further sicne it obviously wasn`t his fault.
But at least we can confirm that some sort of Megucamagic is involved.

>>25771856

...there must be a TSF in there somewhere, by god.

>>25771855

Honestly, would you even play with someone whom you know can stop time?

They probably banned chiaki from all similar officio competitions.

>>25771911
Well we can't do it without being spotted anymore.

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>>25771888

While that would be hilarious, he's not the type to grow up into a 'big strong bodyguard'

Can the guard draw what the card looked like? We need to make sure if it was a yugioh or a MTG card.

>>25771919

Not in the officio anyways.

But in mikitahara or any casino...heh.

>>25771919

we'll just have to fix it.

>>25771911
we warmaster now, bans aint got shit on us

>>25771925
Oh, I know there is very little hope, but consider that if Sayaka did not make her wish for him in this timeline (speculation on my part), he'd have to find another use for THE HAND THAT FEELS NOTHINGGGGGGG

>>25771959
you mean aside from endless masturbation? /spoiler]

>>25771925
We didn't think a certain girl could grow up to be a tough-as-nails tomboy Culexus, either...........

>>25771966
You make it sound like 14 year old boys don't ALREADY masturbate endlessly.

>>25771985
true but I meant after the 14 year old boy phase. Seriously a hand that feels nothing? It would make him masturbate forever since it would feel like someone else's hand a bit

>>25771959

Actually i think she did. Might have been in the christmas special but it was mentioned that sayaka got over a boy she wished for.

>>25771959
probably because shes not an emo depressed zombine witch chick.

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>>25771673
Text Kyuubi the new info. Man portable spells, even if single shot / utility, are something he needs to be made aware of pronto - major security concern for infiltration and espionage.

Pic Related.

>>25772006
Ah, fair enough. The only thing about it I remember is from the QA thread where she refuses to discuss what she wished for. Too bad.

>>25772023
I like to think she wished for him to choke on NTRGreen's dick

>>25772053
While she was in lesbians with Kyouko.

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>>25771898
I sure hope it's the XG-70d. We could do with an Arms Fort that's not too enormous.

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>Our opponent is a magical girl with the power to use the Abilities of TCG-Cards in Real life.

>>25772132
that would be gay
and i think that would be tomoko's shit.
because obviously deepthroat is magical girl tomoko.

NYAN NYA

>>25772143
Noriko.

>>25772153

YOU HAVE FUCKED UP ALREADY

>>25772154
close enough.

Rolled 82, 5 = 87

>>25772153
Who did we summon this time.

>>25772153
it was nice while it lasted

>>25772153
impressively poor.

>>25772172

Another meteor shower on decu's moon palace

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>>25772153
You fail at life forever.

so i forget the chant, how does it go again?

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>>25772153
>>25772182

>MFFW

>>25772153
ONE. JOB.

>>25772215

Wait, the internet still works even without power on the moon?

>>25772215
you need to understand, /tg/ also carries the remains of what was /x/
old /x/ can do shit like that when they fuck up.

>>25772229
Deculture has redundant power systems to start up generators or battery banks when power fails

He also has a broadcast tower on it's own system to put his Internet back on as soon as he can get it raised and in position
Moon people need to be crazy prepared

>>25772230
the fuck goes on at /x/?

>>25772229
His internet lives it's own life. Or is powered by healingenergy. Maybe both.

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>>25772229
Orcs can make things work through the power of belief and WAAAGH.
Neckbeards can make things work through the power virginity and waifuism, anon.

This is the true nature of the universe.

>>25772229
I think technically internet can work in some cases despite power outages, assuming you have some alternate means of powering your devices. Granted, I'm only going off the fact that I still could use the phone back when I had a power out. Maybe this only applies to dial-up.

>>25772250
as someone who was part of /x/ before it becausr the casualfest that is b 2.0 it essentially was a large nexus of all things supernatural.

a shitload of occult information could have been had there and you could have found all kinds of crazy shit out.

and about once a week someone would try summoning something, and half the time fucking up, causing horrible screeching and crunching sounds in the backround when they try to stream it.

>>25772250
These days? Bullshit creepy pasta threads and social shit

Old days? Demon summoning rumors, ghosts, psychic bullshittery and supposed secret experiments

More tin foil hats than shadowrun could ever wish to handle

>>25772280
>and about once a week someone would try summoning something, and half the time fucking up, causing horrible screeching and crunching sounds in the backround when they try to stream it.

What the fuck. This legit?

>>25772284

>More tin foil hats than shadowrun could ever wish to handle

Thats not even remotely possible.

>>25772288
yup
i remember once someone just casually reading from the greater keys of solomon, and just shit starting lighting on fire in the background, and then the person ran off screaming
it was horrible.

I just checked Decu's twitter 15 minutes ago, caught myself up and we've already got trouble. I am cursed.

>>25772309
Then what's the peoblem? /x/ seems to have the best weapons for driving off newfags and cancer within their rank. Post the occult books and encourage them to try. Voila, something interesting might happen.

>>25772290
Son, when you have seen the shit they used to get up to shadowrun is kiddy stuff

>>25772320
BURN THE WITCH

>>25772215
AHAHAAHA! I FINALLY KNOW THE GREATEST MYSTERYI

A COWORKER OF MINE ALSO HAD A POWER + INTERNET-OUTAGE AT THE SAME MOMENT WHILE BEING IN CONFERENCE!

NOW KNOW WHERE DECU LIVES!

>>25772336
The en masse migration, invasion and other ions of /b/tards too stupid to worry

>>25772336
that was old /x/
do you remember when /b/ completely shut down and levelled /x/ by migrating entirely over there?

/x/ is gone m8, it got taken over by /b/ kiddies.

>>25772354
Your coworker lives on the moon?

>>25772363

No. On the Philippines.

>>25772354
Install hidden cameras in his house!
For science purposes.
Or, alternatively, blackmail like in my chinese porn mags.

>>25772373
That is on the moon?

>>25772345
How do you know he's a witch?

>>25772373
I'm fairly sure he lives in Indonesia actually

>>25772361
Sometimes I think it would be a good idea if when you first visit 4chan you can only go to /b/, then other boards slowly unlock over time, maybe even have multiple versions of some boards, with newfags starting with access to the shitposting version and geting the good one later.

guys
internet runs on power
if power goes out so does internet
not rocket science

>>25772391
>implying you know these things

We just burn him and expect things to get better. If they do, he was a witch. If not, he wasn't.

It's not that complicated.

>>25772399
Decu pls no misleading

>>25772401
Fuck no, then everyone would just be /b/tards
I wouldn't mind if they invaded /mlp/ though, no matter who lost we would all win

>>25772404

Silly anon.

Moon internets run on Tewis.

>>25772410
http://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g

>>25772421
It runs on liquified earth rabbits? Those Lunarian bastards!

>>25772404
Then explain why phones work during a power outage.

>>25772421
I must go to the moon now

>>25772401
oh i agree, that would fix so much shit.

>>25771700 >>25771706 >>25771718 >>25771724 >>25771738

You drum your fingers on the table. This shouldn't have been surprising, really, not after Kyuubey telling you that the Tojo Group's involved with the Tenth. You're also impressed with how they did it - if you were a scumsucking piece of shit yakuza with Magical Girl resources, you'd also find a way for them to provide support without being overt about it - seeing as any other Yakuza organization worth their back tattoos would also have access to the same resources. Subtle.

You tell the guard, then, that you'll take his word for now, and you'll let him keep his kneecaps. The card he saw was no doubt Magical in property - and it's unreasonable for you to expect him and his group to be able to defend against it. This is what you're here for, anyway, and you'll handle it yourself. But they'll have to help.

"R-right, ma'am. Whatever you want us to do, ma'am, we'll do it." He rips off a snappy salute, here, making you wince as he very nearly judo-chops himself in the forehead.

Right. Well. First, you want him to spread his men out. Don't just cluster up on the entrance. Divide them into squads, regular rotating patrols, constant radio contact at all times. Get the CCTV going back online, and have the hotel staff set up other cameras but don't connect them to the main network - just on their own, and hidden as much as possible. You'll want a headset set to their frequency, too, so you can keep track of whatever's happening. Finally, any and all potential problems - including people trying to get into the hotel - has to be cleared by you first. You or the bad-tempered Blueberry beside you.

"R-right. Gotcha, ma'am. I'll relay all of that, and get that headset to you pronto." The guard nods, looking at Sayaka - and the Eversor returns the stare with a glare that could have melted someone from their carbonite prison. He gulps and looks back down on his feet.

[1/2]

>>25772446

Well. At least he's taking it seriously.

You ask him, then, what his name is. You'd like to know the name of the guard who just narrowly avoided having his kneecaps shot off.

"K-Kamijou Kyosuke, ma'am," The guard says, snapping a salute yet again - and making Sayaka choke on her orange juice once more. "At your service, of course."

Kyosuke? Huh. Well. That's fine. He's dismissed.

"Thank you, ma'am." The guard bows, before turning smartly and leaving, pulling on the door and closing it gently and carefully behind him. You then hear, from the corridor, the sound of Deepthroat whimpering as she bumps into what sounds like a solid wall, and Kyosuke furiously apologizing, before running away.

Cards. That's new. You try taking a sip of the orange juice yourself, wincing at the horrible, acidic taste. What kind of person actually likes drinking this stuff for breakfast? At least water's more gentle, yet more bracing and refreshing.

You should probably tell Ruri about this, anyway. Once she gets out of the bathroom.

You make to pick up the Desert Eagle from the table - to put it back in its holster - when you notice that Sayaka's gone quiet beside you, her hands curled into fists on her lap.

Now what's wrong?

"...Nothing, Murderface. Just...just leave me alone. And for fuck's sake, put that away."

How do you react?

>>25772415
Most people go to /b/ first anyway. The idea is that they can't go anywhere else until the time most people ususaly get tired of that shit. It won't be perfect, but it may work.

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>>25772453

>K-Kamijou Kyosuke

Well.... Fuck.

>>25772453
>>"K-Kamijou Kyosuke, ma'am."

Deculture, why do you do this.

[X] Put the gun away. Just stare at Sayaka and ask what crawled up her ass and died.

>>25772453
[x] "Sayaka, you're on liason duty with the guards. Make sure they don't slack off."

Note to guards; if in doubt and someone's taking something up; tell them watch the guy's feet, kneecap first and ask questions later. Tell em to put up signs saying "DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF YOUR POCKETS."

Let's go get the story out of Ruri if we've got time before the webcast gets back on. Hopefully it won't be going out again.

>>25772453
>>25772446
>kyosuke
aw fuck.
fuck my life; fuck everything ever.
jesus fuck thats dicks.
>implying chiaki wouldn't remember this guy is the reason why sakaka tends to keep killing herself and she has to keep cleaning after her bullshit after the fact in pretty much every timeline.

>>25772453
Burn the card!
Also, Sayaka not recognizing him seems far-fetched.

>>25772453
[x] "I may be socially inept, but even I can tell something is wrong. You are the head Eversor of the Officio, and my Equerry. We are on a high-importance mission that could go horribly wrong at any moment. Tell me now or I call Kyoko and get her to make you spill."

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>>25772453
>Kamijou Kyosuke

>>25772493
>Also, Sayaka not recognizing him seems far-fetched.

She probably did recognize him and tried to play it cool until we pulled a gun on him, or something. I dunno.

>>25772493
read:
>>25772453
> - and making Sayaka choke on her orange juice once more. "At your service, of course."
oh its obvious she knows him.
and i think we all know this story, the better question is how in the fuck did she not end up killing herself in this timeline?

>>25772505
Why'd she get so shocked after hearing his name then?

>>25772460
>>25772477
NO-ONE CARES ABOUT KAMIJOU

HE'S TERRIBLE

WE DON'T NEED TO ASK ABOUT HIM BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE

>>25772453

[X] as weird as it may be for us, dealing with troubled colleagues is part of the job. If she feels the need to yell at someone, we're right here.

>>25772453
>Is this going to have an impact on the mission?

Otherwise we don't care. Holster the DEagle and wait for Ruri to get her shit together.

We should get rid of him if an opportunity presents itself. We can't let Kyoko and Sayaka's purest form of love be ruined.

>>25772493
She probably hasn't seen him since middle school, and it's been a few years since then. He's probably gained some serious width after doing any kind of strength training, too.

>>25772453
Put the gun away.

"Sayaka, I know what people mean when they say 'nothing' is wrong, just like there's 'nothing' wrong with me. You only acted weird once he said his name.

If you don't want to talk about it, fine, but I have to ask if any relation you have to Kamijou Kyousuke is going to interfere with the mission."

>>25772500
What exactly is an Equerry?

>>25772512
>and i think we all know this story, the better question is how in the fuck did she not end up killing herself in this timeline?

Probably the Ninth Officio has good mental health care.

>>25772534
Let's not.

We really only have so many free cards when it comes to "selfish, indiscriminate murder" and we should save those for people who are ACTUAL threats.

Like whoever's dating Mami.

>>25772453
I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT! CALLED IT! RIGHT HERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wasn't Kamijou pretty wealthy? And he certainly had a lot of connections in the classical music world even if he couldn't play any more. Why on earth would he go into security work?

>>25772540

It's like a regular Query, only done online.

E-query!

>>25772540
first mate.

literally the second in command right underneath the warmaster.

>>25772453
Let her be, this obviously affects her and we are trying to be less of an asshole in order to get a good working relationship with Sayaka

Plus we don't need her to metaphorically cry on our shoulder, that shit would just be too awkward

Go see Noriko and make sure she has nothing else for us now and then check on Ruri

Put the gun away first though.

If we really want to find out we can just ask Kyouko later on anyway

so Sayaka wished for Kyousuke to GET HUGE? or the side effect of the wish was GET HUGE?

>>25772543

Kyoko is great mental health care.

>>25772547
Not that kind of get rid anon. I meant have the security company send a different guy to lead this group.

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>>25772543

Well, mor elike counceling for troubled teenage girls. Kyubey did say that it was a huge drain to form a contract, so he probably wants to keep every one he makes.

At any rate, gotta be leaving for work. Leave you with this, cropped out from the height chart.

Will be doing profile shots for everyone eventually.

>>25772549
>I'm a man now, daddy. Watch me!

>>25772543
In the VN you can save Sayaka by havign her hook up with Kyoko.

>>25772453
[x]Look at your gun, put two and two together. Then put it away. "...Right. Sorry about that. You want the rest of these pancakes? I have an idol to check on and question a little more."

>>25772491
We are talking about a girl who semi regularly woke up forgetting her name
The only things she remembered was Mami is pancake goddess, Sayaka is a bitch and Kyouko is a bro

>>25772549
Maybe this was one of the worlds where he actually got into rock guitar instead before his accident, and he fell in with a bad crowd + rebelliousness and became a hired thug.

>>25772582
thing is that she more or less gained the memories of her past life.
that was during the witch barrier mess, in which we nearly lost our green haired fangirl.

i think if she thought about it she would remember.

>>25772574
Which was a nice little nod towards the best red/blue pairing

>>25772548
That out of the way, I am now starting to think about the implications if Kyosuke got bored of the violin like a year after his life-changing miracle and decided to something more exciting, like bodyguard duty

>>25772589
Mmmh, but he was still famous, and most rich musicians don't exactly hang out with that kind of crowd, even if they play rock or whatever.

>>25772591
Did she really get past life memories though?
I got the feeling that she remembered her past identities in this timeline and got a sort of knowledge of her having been through the loops but no solid info

>>25772591
I guess it does make sense that it may have slipped our mind. I mean Homu never interacted with him in person.

>>25772582
She didn't remember Kyouko is a bro, her first reaction to Kyouko was annoyance after all.

Let's not forget that Sayaka also looked seriously bummed out after meeting Ruri. For all Murderface might suspect, the events may be related, so it may make more sense for her to assume that's the case and ask her about Ruri.

>>25772540
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equerry
Basically, in Ye Olde Times, the Equerry took care of the King's horses. This has hilarious implications in the world of hentai doujins.
Here, she is basically the person we tell to hit people with a stick if we don't want to do the hitting ourselves.
>>25772548
He stole your idea. Again.

>>25772404
Evidently his power went out and then when it came back on his internet was out

sooo yeah

>>25772612

"pocky fellating bitch" as I recall

>>25772617
please tell me the officio rank got it's name from warmasters reading too much hentai

>>25772624
There was no real venom behind it and she quickly did warm up to her

It was more the sort of tired insult that you give someone you don't mind too much than I hate you you goddamned pocky fellating bitch

Calling bullshit that it's the same guy. Probably just the same name.

Calm thine Shadowruns

Wonder if we can tell her to take the rest of the day off.

>>25772617
>contempory usage is now for a personal attendant

Sadly while the horse hentai manga idea is funny it isn't that big a stretch

Also it was used in 40k a few times but most notably with Kharn the betrayer who was the equerry of Angron

>>25772617

Why won't you let me have my beautiful dream, anon?

Anyway I also vote [x] send Sayaka down with the guards.

Because if being Meguca is suffering, and being Sayaka is suffering, then being Meguca Sayaka should be, like, double suffering.

Math!

>>25772692
>Sadly while the horse hentai manga idea is funny it isn't that big a stretch

It is for the girls involved.

>>25772685
Bit hard when she won the "four days with Ruri-San" contest and is expected to be seen with her

We should note her down for a day or so R&R with Kyouko as soon as this and the smash and grab is resolved though

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>>25772718

>>25772721
Or we take her along on the next mission, and covertly buy a Ruri cosplay outfit. We find the girliest man we can on the oil rig, dress him up, and let Sayaka have some sweet SWEET catharsis

>>25772718
Oh wow
That is the best time for me to have made a typo that someone picked up on
I spat my drink all over my screen

>>25772737
She is coming for the oil rig mission which is the smash and grab

I meant after that.

>>25772721

We can at least call Kyoko to come drop by later with something good.

We won't ask about it and we all have jobs but during down time we can cheer and support each other.

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>>25772685

Sure. Probably still hasn't gotten over her idol being a huge bitch and now she's looking angry and out of sorts. We could take her off the mission and send her home if we wanted to.

>>25772754
We could also tell her Idol to drop the act and be herself around Sayaka thereby restoring her faith in the girl who was actually what she imagined

>>25772754
Its also quite possibly the largest insult we can deliver to her right now. "Sorry Sayaka, you're just too sad and emotional and incompetent to do your job. That is the judgement of I, the co-worker you hate the most, lay upon you.Go home and cry into a pillow while Kyoko and I do the things we never could rely on you for."

I'm all for it!

>>25772796
Top. Fucking. Lel.

Yeah, okay, let's do it.

>>25772796
Oooh man, that would smart so bad. So, so bad. Go for it!

>>25772796
Let's not infuriate the Blueberry right now, having competent backup with us is good.

We either let her deal with it herself, or offer to listen if she wants to talk, but not that.

>>25772796
>>25772817
>>25772825

Let's not push her down the road to witching out.

>>25772401
>when you first visit 4chan
And how's that work without an account? Don't say browser-based, because then it'll change whenever I'm on a different computer.

>>25771720
>>25771668
.....if it's a Clow Card there is trouble brewing.

>>25772833

Lets just call kyoko to come when she knocks off.

More company to drown in alcohol.

>>25772848

Card Captor Sakura with golden cards?

>>25772796
Cont.

Lets pull rank a bit, too. "Did I mention that I'm an amesiac psychopath who has inflicted grevious harm on our boss and his property, and yet he promoted me to top girl over you? ?

>>25772869
can we not be the guy she asked us not to be... if we're not afraid of our own boss i doubt shes afraid of us.

>>25772848
>>25772866

On the plus side, Sakura Kinomoto would be as awesome as balls.
On the negative side, if we had to kill her that would suck balls.

>>25772477 >>25772500 >>25772527 >>25772530 >>25772538

You glance at your gun, then shake your head and slip it back into its holster - zipping up your jacket once more, completely concealing the Golden Weapon from view. Fine, you tell Sayaka. You're not going to pry, even though she's acting strange as fuck again. You just want to know if this is going to have an impact on the current op.

"...No. No it's not going to. Now leave me alone, alright, Murderface?" Sayaka's voice is tight and controlled, yet there's the tiniest tremor in it. Whether it's from anger or something else, you don't know. "Shit. Here, of all fucking places. And I thought he was dead."

...Sayaka?

"I said--" Sayaka turns to snarl at you, eyes glinting - before blinking as she suddenly backs away, face draining of all color. Shaking her head, she gets up from her seat, wiping her mouth briefly with a napkin and making a beeline for the door. "...Forget it. I'll...go ahead and scout the the floors. Get some fresh air. You need me, call me on my phone." She glares at the door leading to the suite's bathroom. "You tell the idol what's up. I...I just gotta breathe, Murderface. This room's choking me."

...Well, you won't count this as dereliction of duty, now, seeing as she's obviously under a lot of stress. But this shit, right here? You'll have to talk about it with her, when she's not in super ultra bitch mode.

You get a chortle out of Sayaka with that. "Heh. Fuck you, Murderface." The Eversor manages to show you a faint smile, before walking out and slamming the door behind her.

You hear, yet again, the sound of Deepthroat being knocked into the ground, and Sayaka uttering an expletive and an apology at the same time. A moment more, and you hear her footsteps, rapid and quick, but at the opposite direction that Kyosuke went. Leaving you alone with the idol, again.

[1/2]

>>25772896

You let out a sigh, and walk over to the bathroom. You rap your knuckles against the heavy teak door, after brazenly jiggling the handle and finding it locked.

What's taking her so long? Is she having such a breakthrough that she needs to lock herself away, or is she just pooping a whole lot?

"N-no! I'll...I'll be out in a moment!" Comes Ruri's slightly panicked voice.

And so she was. The idol looking as fresh as she always did when you first met her.

Immediately, you tell her about what you found out about the Tojo Group. About who they've allied themselves to, and how they got up to the penthouse without a peep from security. She doesn't look that alarmed, although you do note that she's taking this seriously - unlike the other VIPs who simply waved it off.

"So a Magical Girl's helping those punks out, huh? Well, that's just great." She puffs her cheeks out in annoyance, before suddenly breaking out in a grin. "Well, that's fine. I've got the real Murder Mayumi as my security detail, right?"

...Yeah. She does.

In any case, you can ask her some questions, now.

What do you ask Kirishima Ruri?

>>25772796
>>25772817
>>25772825
It's chucklefucks like you that screw things up all the time. Why don't you smash your hand with a hammer instead of getting a character killed.

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>"K-Kamijou Kyosuke, ma'am," The guard says, snapping a salute yet again - and making Sayaka choke on her orange juice once more. "At your service, of course."

Oh Kyosuke, what happened to your art?

>"I...I don't even got a girlfriend." He laughs feebly.

Even Hitomi got bored of you.

>>25772909
What's on the itinerary for today?
Has she had a lot of trouble with the Tojo Group in the past?

>>25772896
>"Shit. Here, of all fucking places. And I thought he was dead."

We have to investigate this when Sayaka has calmed down.

>>25772909
>What's this bit about me performing in the concert? The only instruments I play well disperse bullets.
>Seriously, keep the camera away from me. We don't need to capture anything..magical.
>What's the schedule for today?

>>25772909
[x]"So. When are we supposed to get around to that "Having a 'good time'" thing your hiring request mentioned?

>>25772909

"Do you have a condition or something that I should know of? I'm going to be with you for the next few days, I don't want to have you suddenly die on me."

"What exactly does the group do to its idols? Whats your relationship with them?"

>>25772927
>Even Hitomi got bored of you.
that's really harsh dude

>>25772927
>Oh Kyosuke, what happened to your art?
Musicians don't earn shit for cash.

He's probably working this job as a sideline to not starve.

>>25772909
[x] Do you have any information on the guards here? Specificaly Kamijou Kyosuke?

>>25772915
>muh serious quest!
If you think that'd result in a character death you're too paranoid for this world.

>>25772909
[x]I mean it, seriously, what's the deal with idol panties? Do you just.. Buy new ones each time?

>>25772909
[x] "How long ago did the Tojo Group start trying to get her for their own? And have they ever been violent or threatening about it?"

>>25772909

"What's with the yaks? "

>>25772942
Cue porn music.

>>25772909

>[x]"I had no idea the idol business was so aggressive"
I wonder when we will have to start acting again.

>>25772909
What did you do with Sayaka to so completely shatter her image of you? It is honestly impressive to see her react so much

Also what is the itinerary for today, might have to plan ahead a little in order to screw up whatever plans these punks have per emptively

>>25772909
[x] Itinerary
[x] Sayaka
[x] Tojo Group

>>25772915
The occasional sting of failure can be sweeter than the constant thrill of success sir. Besides, it doesn't feel like a madoka series without Sayaka witching out at least once. But the moment has passed us by.

[x] Ask Ruri about her obession over you. Ask how much she knows about us.

>>25772954
Last time a similar choice was made, it did result in Midori dying, and completely fucked Mirai over when she could have been saved.

>>25772909
I've got a good pile of questions, grouped more or less in paragraphs for each subject.

"Why is the Tojo group so interested in you? When did they start? What happens to the idols they acquire? Do you have any recollection of them using Magical Girls in the past? Just tell me everything you know about them.

You do know that my singing voice sounds like a pile of broken glass, covered in gravel, doused in gasoline, and set on fire. It's not pretty. Adding onto that the only instrument I can play without sounding like I'm skinning a live cat is the triangle. Also, I can't dance or smile, why did you want me to perform in the concert?

Do you really need there to always be cameras? They get in the way and prevent me from moving freely or using magic, we're trying to avoid public notice that I'm actually magic.

Where'd you get the clout to ask for me specifically instead of being assigned someone else? Why me? I'm not really that special or likable. I'm a bitch, and more than a bit insane. Why are you obsessed with me? How much do you actually know about me?"

Also, ask about today's itinerary.

>>25772909
[x]Three things.
1. What is our iternerary?
2. How much camera BS are we going to put up with, and how can we minimize our involvement with them and any concert stuff. FUCK going on stage.
3. What the fuck did you do to blueberry, anyway.

>>25772990
That was probably going to be at Midori's expense.

>>25772989
You are suggesting failure for the sake of failure. That's just stupid.

>>25773013
No, it was pretty much confirmed that Mirai could have lived had we not had to salvage her soul gem to save Midori.

Even aside from Midori really liking her, she could have been a useful piece if we could have saved her and broken her contract as well, given she had all the knowledge of a real Pleiades Saint and was a powerful swordswoman and summoner.

>>25772909
[x] "I think it would be fair, to warn you, though.

There is possibly more going on than them just having a Magical Girl. I belive they possibly have more than that. I also happen to have a bit of history with the 10th Officio so me being here might provoke them into doing something stupid, so there is that.

Its not something I would worry about since I can take on 3 dozens of them without breaking into a sweat but I thought I should mention it anyway."

>>25773000

okay, this.

Though I felt the need to add: She asked for the Warmaster, but we were well within our rights to turn down the mission and send someone else instead. There was no clout involved other than Kyubey not immediately rejecting the request and leaving it up to us.

Personally, I was against taking the mission (fucking idols) but the Sayaka screen time has been a fair tradeoff, I guess.

>>25773013
No, Midori's Soulgem was fully intact, until chucklefucks got it destroyed. And Mirai's Soulgem was intact enough for it to be repaired. If Midori's Soulgem wasn't shattered, then Mirai's Soulgem could have been repaired and they both could have walked out of the Barrier intact.

>>25773032
I suggest failure for the sake of theme and fun. It would have been a neat turn to the story, in my opinion. But there's no more chance of it happening now. It wouldn't have the sting if we don't pile the shit on all at once :(

>>25773046
>>25773070
Not gonna lie here, I don't even remember what happened there.

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>>25772909
How good is your sniping?

>>25772909
No matter what we ask lay back in a chair, pull a cigarette from somewhere, and light it up, enjoy the delicious nicotine.

>>25773093
It would have been counter to what Chiaki and the players have been trying to do, which is have a more normalized relationship with Sayaka.
It would have just dropped us back to where we were with her back when we pulled the Golden DEagle on her in the taxi, without any benefit.
It was a bad idea, and it would not have made for any kind of interesting turn to the story; it would have just made it more of a grind.

>>25773109
>unread message
... we DID read that, right?

>>25772909

[x]Seconding that whatever we ask, we smoke while doing it.
>>25773128

>>25773109

this. So much this.

Family heirloom my ass.

>>25773105
People tried to act like they were MIDORI BIG FUCKING HERO instead of Midori, slightly skittish magical girl with powers of illusion and misdirection

>>25773156
No, no we didnt.

>>25773167

Decu confirmed in a post thread Q&A that it IS a heirloom.

>>25773184
Oh well, we'll probably see it when we get QB's infodump.

>>25773204
Doesn't mean she's never used it...

>>25773219
how did I even
what
That should be for >>25773203, obviously

I find it suspicious how Noriko got knocked down both times someone left the suite. Was she trying to listen in or just being Spaghetti-tan?

Should tone down on my shadowruns, but it's not that easy..

>>25773105
We went full retard. After being careful throughout the entire episode, taking the extra effort to do everything right, some anons decided to shit all over the work of the previous threads and decided to charge into a fully-powered Ribbon-Homu's shadow army of familiars.
Instead of letting the Armoured-Homu be the tank as she was best suited for, they thought Midori going full Kharn was a good idea.

Failure can be fun, but not when it's the result if the character going full retard in a manner similar to movie characters that have moments of supreme incompetence even after an entire film of them being shown as competent and using their head.

>>25773259
I must have missed that thread. Which may or may not be a good thing as it sounds like the sort of shit that would have me frothing at the mouth.

>>25773258
Bit of both probably.

>>25773259
To be fair, I think some players were still riding the high off of the success we actually had in yelling down Kharn.

>>25773259
I didn't vote for the charge option personaly, but I can understand why people did given how well things had gone up to that point. They let success go to their head and we're pumped up.

>>25773288
If you missed threads in the Midori arc of Siberia, I say go back and re-read them, they're pretty awesome.

>>25773258
I think it was very in character to be fed up with Kharn and to bitchslap her and a good idea.

Telling Ribbonhomu to get fucked instead of using diplomacyskills and Midohugs which carried us pretty much through the entire barrier was batshit retarded though, and everyone who voted for "Get fucked" should feel bad for voting for that shit.

>>25773298
I still think Decu should have curb stomped us for yelling Kharn down
Should never have worked

>>25773307

Constantly awesome quest, but Thread 34 and Midori's arc have been the high points of the quest for me so far.

>>25773346
That was a moment of HUE that backfired, yeah.

Random thought: I wonder who came back from Witching out first: Kharn or Kazumi?

>>25773353

Normally, no.

But threatening to call Weakass Faggot infront of her face must have done the trick.

>>25773353
I think what really made the difference in talking her down was not yelling or bitchslapping her, but telling her that she is just a pawn and it was always only about Murderface.

>>25773353

I thought it was good. Kharn went in expecting a fight to the death with a monstrous & barely-sane Murderface, and instead got confronted by the hard truth about how stupid she was acting and how out-of-date her "honorable death" mindset was.

Though to be honest, I'm unsure why people chose the "Get fucked" option when every success Midori had in the barrier was some variation of running away, hiding, or using diplomancy.

>>25773381
The power of the Derp is strong.

>>25773372
That wasn't hue
That was sheer willful retardation that lead to the end it deserved
Only because Deculture is so forgiving did we not totally bad end the world is now doomed good job fuckface

>>25773381

Like the bringing of QB into timestop...

Aye yai....

>>25773353
Kharn has surprisingly low self-esteem, and getting chewed out like we chewed her out probably invoked Malal and her dad, who she feels as a constant disappointment to.

We got her in the feels, which is her major weakpoint.

>>25773393
To be fair, while it was obviously a bad idea, nobody had a clue it would go THAT badly.

>>25773400
In their defense, it's not like we can just blow off Kyuubey anymore. I admit that it's a pretty flimsy defense though.

I wasn't there during the Midori arc. Started postinghere just after Chiaki makes it back to Mitakihara.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>25773400
People did
That's why they said "DON'T DO THIS FUCKWITS"

Sadly retards won the day and we got the result we did

>>25773478
I believe that was a miscount and it was the reason why Decu instituted the voting system we use now.

>>25773478

Thankfully it was a bad count...

>>25773492
Actually it wasn't a miscount unless you counted the 20 minute rule

The miscount which DID get the rules was bringing Kyuubey into timestop which literally less than half the votes were for

>>25773353
Kharn was literally making an in-universe HUEHUEHUE choice of her own, one which could very well prove fatal to the woman Midori loved and her wish to get everyone out alive. And Midori had dealt with enough BS in that barrier + Kharn not being a good idea to directly attack, that just getting fed up with her and furiously refuting her stupidity/appealing to whatever was left of her tiny heart and brain wasn't actually too horrible of an idea. We didn't have a whole lot to lose at that point since things were already spiraling into having to fight her.

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>>25773400
>nobody had a clue it would go THAT badly

I- how.. what?

Are you one of those people who need a fucking reminder in form of a helpful image that putting your hand in a blender is a bad idea?

>>25773501
It was a miscount even without it. Bringing QB into timestop only got 9 or 10 votes total - explaining normally had as many votes before that was even suggested, and well into the double digits total.

>>25773516
Fun fact: There is a Swedish chainsaw company which, as the result of a lawsuit following a drunken dare, must carry the warning "DANGER: do not attempt to stop blades with your genitals" on all it's products.

>>25773516
To be fair, even as bad as it went, we probably could have salvaged the situation with some quick-thinking.

I liked the "Shoot Kyubey" idea, myself.

>>25773516
See, this is why we have to have reminders, and forceful ones, every few threads.
Because of either people who are new, or because some people really do forget important details like this.

>>25773534
>>25773534
>Sweden

Sweden is a proper example what happens if you have years and years of liberals in positions of power.

I don`t want to sound like /pol/ but jesus christ, Sweden even makes Germany look bad.

>>25772987 >>25773000

"What is this, a bull rush?" Ruri blinks at you, before giggling awkwardly and walking towards the couch. "Kidding, kidding. Yes, I know why you're asking them. Just...just let me get all my thoughts in order, okay?"

Fine. You can wait. ...Why'd she take so long in the bathroom, anyway?

"Panic attack. I get them sometime when stuff like that springs up from out of nowhere." Ruri frowns, and sticks her tongue out at you. "What? It's common enough for idols. High-stress job like this, even anyone'd get high-strung. Even you, probably."

...Nah. You can't imagine that happening. The idol thing, anyway. But the panic attacks? Maybe. You'd be the first alcoholic idol in the world.

You don't say this, however.

In any case, you cross your arms and listen as the idol gives you the answers you need.

The Tojo Group, as it seems, is currently in the business of finding more...legitimate streams of revenue, or what Kyuubey would have called it, anyway. They've created their own production company, Tojo Productions, and they've been signing idols by attracting them with highly-lucrative contracts and highly-publicized negotiations.

The idols who would sign would become the popular thing for a while, before suddenly and suspiciously getting married off, and then simply fading into obscurity. ...A few have been found dead, either by drug overdose or by mysterious circumstances. Ruri did admit that not all of Tojo Production idols befall this fate, but it's too suspicious not to take note of.

The twenty-four hour webcast isn't really twenty-four hours, as exemplified by how you're currently not broadcasting at the moment. There are periodical commercial breaks, but the concert itself will be webcast in full.

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>>25773541
How about a big "RETARDED IDEAS NOT WELCOME, FUCK OF BACK TO /B/ WITH STUPID SHIT" post every thread? Would that do?

>>25773553

As for the clout that she used to get you specifically? "I don't really know about clout, but since I did want to meet you, I tried it anyway. I did submit my request to Kyuubey-san's mail personally, but..." Ruri scratches her cheek with a perfectly-manicured index finger. "I do remember Producer-san getting Kyuubey-san on the phone and talking about a cut of the ticket sales? Something like that."

Well. There you have it. Fucking mutant cat. What about the performing thing? You're not a part of the all-dancing, all-singing crap of the world. Has she heard what your voice sounds like? You're not getting on that stage--

"Oh, you are! But you'll be performing as Murder Mayumi, it'll be perfect!" Ruri grins at this, her strangely-glowing eyes twinkling and sparkling. "Oh, and don't worry about your sucky voice, there's always lip-synching! I do that when I've got a sore throat!"

...Right. You forgot about that. Sucky voice, indeed.

You'll let your ego soak that bruise. What about her itinerary for today? What's she got lined up?

"Well, um. Let's see..." The super idol takes out her phone, and begins to flip through it. "I've got a pool wear gravure photoshoot in thirty minutes or so, that's until after lunch, and then a live televised interview with a news show...three radio interviews after that, and then dress rehearsal at the stadium until six. After that, I'm yours!" She winks at you. "You can take me out on a date then, Chiaki-chan!"

Yeah. Right. Whatever.

"Wah, so cold! You cut to the quick, Chiaki-chan!"

It's then that Deepthroat sidles back into the room, camera held up. "U-um, Ruri-sama? We have to go back online in two minutes. You...you told me to tell you in advance, but you were busy talking to Miss Matsuda..."

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>>25773534
Pics?

>>25773516
>>25773541
I admit, I was one of those people. Little details fall through the cracks at times.

>>25773560
Nein. Reminding people of important details during critical moments would be good enough.

>>25773553
>before suddenly and suspiciously getting married off, and then simply fading into obscurity
oh boy

>>25773551
True, but my point is that there are people out there who need to be warned that wedging your nuts in to a chansaw is a bad idea. I don't care how drunk you are, that should never look like a good idea.

>>25773566

"Ah, right! Thank you, Noriko-chan!" Ruri skips over to the beleaguered Deepthroat, and pats her hair. "Hee! Greasy and sweaty as always! You should take better care of your hair!" It's then that she looks around. "Eh? Where's Sayaka-chan?"

"I...I'll try, Ruri-sama...a-and she told me she just needed some air, she'll be back in a little bit..."

What do you do, now? Looks like you'll have to start acting again.

>>25773579

/cover sayaka's disappearance.

*dust off palms*

"Well, thats one fan taken care of."

>>25773551
That's not just Sweden, America has the infamous cat in microwave story, or hot coffee is actually hot. Pretty sure they did it before Sweden too.

>>25773566
Back on with only 30 minutes until a photo-shoot? Man, idols sure are industrious.

>>25773579
[x] Go outside yourself. Make a route around the hotel and check how everything is set up

Acting is for idols. We have work to do. She'll have her own things to do anyway.

>>25773579
[x] Act like the emotionless, uncaring Magical Girl you always dreamed you'd become. Maybe read some MMxMM and provide criticism and commentary.

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>>25773553

I always imagined Homu`s "time to get shit done"-voice like Senjougahara`s from Bakemonogatari. And then I found out that it was actually the same VA who voiced Senjougahara and Homu.

>>25773579

[X] she better not expect us to wear a swimsuit.

send Sayaka a message that the webcast will be resuming shortly.

better start acting like our self again.