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You are Doctor Risa Schrödinger and last night you managed to save two of your students from getting killed by nofunigami and enrolled them in your supernatural studies group which officially became a club thanks to their membership. You spent the morning before class catching up with recent events and stocking your home in the real world with more items like food, beer, and everything else you would expect a supernatural super heroin have in her place. You are currently standing in front of your class as they take notes seriously about theoretical time travel. You managed to finish a bit early.

"Hm, we seem to have finished early, so why don't I do what all the cool teachers do and offer you something to think about? This year Hong Kong managed to no longer be part of the British empire, a sad state of affairs to be sure." You explain.

"Motherfucker!" Shouts one of the shit headed MTV children.

"Indeed. Curiously enough there was a massive culling of chickens also this year." You explain.

"What?" Asks Ryoko, finally paying attention.

"Culling of chickens. Several million chickens were slaughtered by the Hong Kong government. This occurred before the handover of British control, and as we all know Haitian voodoo priests use chickens for their dark magic. This of course means the colony was stolen from the crown by the Chinese with the help of the Haitians which would mean we are all in danger because the Haitian god of death is-" Time. "Oh, you're right. Seems our time is up, well it probably won't kill all of you." You explain before leaving the class and making your way to the supernatural studies room.

You are joined by Kouta and Friedhelm, both looking tired, but a bit relaxed after last night. "Yo! Guess we are part of the group now." Kouta smiles.
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"Our expertise I am certain will be quite helpful." Fiedhelm nods.

"Assuming Ryoko doesn't kill you both in a fit of rage because you have been hiding so much from her." You state.

The boys go silent at this as you open the door to the club room.

"-Just leave the box alone, it's for sensei, she has a right to her privacy." You hear Ryoko say.

The three of your supernatural students have their backs to you. Akira seems to be using a heating pack of some sort on his muscles, likely a result of yesterday's training. Ryoko, the blond haired rebellious berserker, is staring at Ryouichi who seems to be looking at a brown paper wrapped package sitting on the table. He runs his fingers over it as he examines it. "But aren't you curious? I mean, we don't know anything about her other than the fact she is maybe British, and has powers. This could be our chance to find out something about her, it isn't very fair that she knows all she does about all of us, but we know pretty much nothing about her!" He protests.

"Don't go poking around in other people's shit, dumbass." Ryoko scolds.
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"Besides, I get the feeling once we figure out who she really is nothing will be quite the same. Let's just relax for now." Akira continues.

"You two are no fun." He frowns before noticing you walked in and backing away from the box. "Oh, sensei! uh, er, there is a box here for you. Oh, and you got new people with you? Kouta and... Freedom, er. Friedhelp?" He tries, like he isn't fucking with them every chance he gets.

"Friedhelm." The so named quincy sighs.

"What are you two doing here?" Ryoko asks.

"We got asked to join the club. Ah, we are sort of experts on the supernatural." Kouta explains and you see Ryoko's thin eyebrow twitch.

"What?" She glares.

"Yeah, we are part of a supernatural family, or race you could call us. We hunt monsters and-" Kouta starts but Friedhelm puts a hand over his brother's mouth.

Silence reigns for a few moments, the gentle ticking of the clock on the wall the only indication there is any life in the room, before Ryoko turns to you. "Sensei, can we fight each other for training today? I think I have a lot of stress I need to work out." She asks, her gaze sort of terrifying.

Well, time to train some more. How you want to do it? Also seems you have a package.
[]Check package now
[]Check package later
Also
[]Have them fight a hollow as a team
[]Have them fight a hollow solo
[]Ask the twincies to lead
[]Other, please specify
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>>25740901
[]Open the box
[]fight hollows as a tem
[]quincies lead

Wasn't the box from Lucy? I'm pretty sure he said he'd send us something.

>>25740868
I think the House Hollow creed should be "Ever stronger and TALLER".

>>25740901
WHATS IN THE BOX? WHATS IN THE BOX!?

>>25740868
>because the Haitian god of death is-
Do I smell a future god to either fuck with, befriend, or destroy?

>>25741097
Or it is just our regular insane ramblings.

I think we should do the "Everyone has 5 minutes to hit me. 5 vs 1 break." Then spend the five minutes trying to teach basic fast movement stuff.

>>25741137
perhaps both

>>25741137
Most likely this.

>>25740901

"So, I know that Kouta and Friedhelm can fight fine... Ryoko has the capacity to turn a Hollow into a fine red mush.... which is strange as I thought Hollows didn't have red blood....

So, How did everyone's private training go? Akira, Your up first!"
Then Ryoko, finally Ryouichi.

"Today's training will be Hide & Seek! Everyone will take turns seeking the others. The one who takes longest, Get a Personal Lesson from Me... And some of my Friends training dummies..."

>>25741176
wait no, scratch this, Lucy said they work best when in mortally threatening situations, so lets find some more scrub hollows to use.

>>25741188

True... Maybe we could get them training, then bring in a Skrub who excels in cloaking...

and If any of them get 'attacked', we take them out and make the skrub attack the others...

>>25740901

Oh cool!

Hollow Quest is tonight

>>25740938

I second this, but we better not let the Quincies do shit or fight hollows.

The Shinigami might find us again.

>>25741366
Our training area is shielded.

>>25741388

Ah, right.

I thought he meant that we go out in town and fight hollows.

Training area it is!

>>25740901

You there OP?

It's been nearly 30 minutes.

When we get the chance, I vote we do that gravity thing with Ryouichi until he works out how to stand on air. Or control gravity. Either one.

We should demonstrate how you're supposed to do it to him while he slowly floats upwards. While singing that altered version of Last Kiss.

>>25740901
[]Check package now
[]Have them fight Hollows as a team.

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"I got a box!" You shout happily in a voice not your own.

"What?!" Ryoko jumps making you clear your throat.

"This? no, This? No. This? Who the hell was that? Hm. Ah!" You whisper then clear your throat again. "Sorry, just a thing in my throat. Mucked up my voice. Let's see. Box, box, box, what's in the box?" You sing happily, your voice back to normal.

You rip open the packaging like a kid on Christmas. There is a liberal dose of swearing as the tape seems to have been designed to hold back the forbidden one, whose existence is that of a blackened stain on the whole of time and space. You pick at it with your long nails and eventually tear it open and inside you find several items. There is a large back full of what seems to be dried mushrooms. You give the bag a sniff and decide they are not the fun sort of mushrooms and set them aside. You then pull out a small necklace with a weird amulet on it. You sniff it and decide you probably shouldn't eat it either, then set it on the mushrooms. You then pull out a small blackened and burned crystal, the sniff test results in nothing.

"Hrm." You blink before pulling out a small letter enclosed with the items.

You look it over, and deciding there are probably no bombs in it open it and give it a read.
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"Schrödinger,

I believe these items will be most useful in training. The mushrooms, when consumed by a berserker, will induce a state of rage. Useful if they do not have any ability to control it yet. There are many of them, so don't hesitate to use them. The Amulet can be used to forcibly remove a soul from either a false body or a flesh one. Beings with higher spiritual strength can forcibly resist it, so it has no real application in combat. The gem is something I picked up from the forest of menos, it should hyper saturate an area with spirit particles after you give it a bit of energy. It will likely be useful to put it in a training area.

I hope this package finds you in good health, and that you get some use out of the objects within. Jager is doing well, and Sin-Fin I believe has found an arrancar which will be useful to you. The Shinigami are stomping about like they own the place and remodeling as they like, but your existence is still a well kept secret. You may wish to train more with your sword, one of the shinigami seems to be skillful.

I look forward to the day we can meet again.

Wishing you the best,
Mr. Sam"

He has really pretty handwriting. Like a girl. Oh! Burn!

"Right then, so training." You clap your hands before nodding to the group.

"Everyone will fight one of the dolls from before, maybe more if I can get my hands on them, so why don't we have you all show the twincies-" You start but Ryoko laughs.
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"Ha, ha, ha, twincies? Ha ha ha!" She seems amused.

"-To the training area while I go out and get the dolls." You explain and the group leaves.

You wander the city and...

>DM Roll

...Find four scrub hollows which suit your needs. A cocoon hollow of some sort, a large frog like creature, a winged beast, and what looks like a saber-toothed tiger type creature. It is yellow, this amuses you for some reason.

You manage to sneak them into the hidden entrance to the training area and then find yourself going up the hill once more. You curse the foul steps and recall wanting an escalator in order to make this easier. You finally make it to the top then swear when you realize you have to climb down the ladder to meet them. You open the hatch and find the five of them standing around, the twincies giving an explanation about spirit particles to the others. Ryoko seems confused but interested, Akira seems to understand bits of it, and Ryouichi is still pretending he is an idiot do that isn't helpful.

INVENTORY: Particle Gem, mushrooms, amulet. 4 Hollows in stock

"Ah, sensei!" Kouta smiles before pulling out a few small coins. "Here, hollow bait. I remembered these from before and thought they might be useful. Since this area is closed off the hollows will only be summoned in here and we could fight them, you know, if you want to." He explains. "Might be hard, but useful when we finally become really good."

GAIN: Hollowbait: 5x

Seems you have quite a few ite4ms to make training more interesting. How do you want to do this?
[]Set up gem, give Ryoko mushrooms, and then have the fight a single hollow
[]Have everyone fight you.
[]That hollow bait smells awesome. Use it, use it, use it! The dice gods demand it!
[]Other, please write in.
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>>25741589
have everyone fight us.

>>25741589
>[]Set up gem, give Ryoko mushrooms, and then have the fight a single hollow

Yeah, and tell Ryouichi to slowly act more like a person and not a little pussy.

Grow out of that role. It's rather annoying.

>>25741589
[X]Set up gem, give Ryoko mushrooms, and then have the fight a single hollow

>>25741589
Hollow Bait!
and once everybody is inches from being fucked, step in and save their asses.

>>25741589
Have everyone fight you, should be fun, and you could learn how to take them down quickly should they discover you're actually a soul devouring monster.

>>25741589
[x] Have them fight a single hollow
then while they're all feeling good about themselves,
[x] Fight the other hollows ourself to impress upon them how far they have to go

>>25741589

"So, Akira, Feel up for trying against another Training dummy?"
As he answers...
"BEGIN!!!"
send out a pair of Hollows.
Sit on the tallest rock.
Shout insperational things about dodging.
Teach them the 5 D's of DodgeHollow...

>>25741648
But we're not a soul-devouring monster.

We stopped doing the soul-devouring thing when we became a Vasto Lorde. I mean we could start doing it again but we don't NEED to.

>>25741589
>[]That hollow bait smells awesome. Use it, use it, use it! The dice gods demand it!
You mean that stuff that got a menos called in to BE TALL back before shit went to keikaku in actual bleach?

What could go wrong!

>>25741674
>Sit on tallest rock
>Shout inspirational things about dodging
>Teach them the 5 D's of DodgeHollow...

YES

>>25741589
Set up gem, give Ryoko mushrooms, and have them fight all four hollows.

>>25741631
I still wanna to do the gravity thing while we sing at him.

Also, we should probably say that these things aren't dolls. The creepy twins are just going to immediately call us on it.

>>25741676
True, but we're still technically considered a Hollow. So to the best of my knowledge, we qualify for the title of Monster.

>>25741589
[X] Eat a Hollow Bait

Calling it for setting the things up and then having them fight a hollow. Any n particular you want them to fight? Typing now.

>>25741736

we can try after they leave... We could even use it to replenish our stock...

>>25741730
I never disputed that. By the end of this I expect we'll be worse than Hitler.

>>25741748
Repeating that we should really tell them that we lied about the 'dolls', because the twins will just say that it's actually hollows.

>>25741748
Have them fight the winged scrub tell twincies no magnet bows

>>25741748

Send the Cocoon against them. They could do to improve their strength.

>>25741748
An adorable little puppy Hollow that has learned how to Cero distressingly early.

>>25741748
Lets go with the flying one.

>>25741753
...and if it makes our power spike and breaks our Gigai?

>>25741748
Twincies can handle one on their own. Make sure you give the group at least two, maybe three or four, to fight.

Especially considering Ryoko is going to auto-berserk.

>>25741799

then we leave the Gigai Before eating it....

then again, I'm also not in favor of eating it.... just trying to improve on anon's ideas....

>>25741799
>...and if it makes our power spike and breaks our Gigai?
You think they'd make bait to lure out hollows for killing them that causes hollow power to spike?

That's retarded.

>>25741837
Its not retarded if you need to locate the Hollows.

>>25741894
no, not the same anon, but thats retarded.

>>25741837
I didn't mean "powers us up," I meant "riles us up." It clearly draws and aggravates hollows, so it might make our control over our reiatsu slip. We know that could damage our Gigai.

>>25741894
Yes it fucking is retarded.

>>25741908
It could for any other hollow, but we are THE fucking Arrancar. there is a difference

>>25741932
Also, it would probably work like catnip. who wouldn't want to see Risa on hollownip?

>>25741589
>[]Have everyone fight you.

>>25741943
lulzrandumplz

Maybe if we end up at another country or something.

>>25741986
>Bitching about lolrandom in HQR
I have some bad news...

>>25741943
>who wouldn't want to see Risa on hollownip?

I'd think we'd end up being a schizophrenic mess trying to kill, fuck and confuse anything we can get our hands on.

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you touch the gem with a bit of go juice and instantly the spirit energy starts filling the room with spirit particles. You take a deep breath as it reminds you of home in some ways and you notice the twincies seem to feel revitalized as well. Friedhelm looks around the area and pulls out his bow. "What did you do? The area is full of energy now. It's like having trained in a mountain with no oxygen, and now the place is just full of it." He comments.

"Gift from a friend. Same friend who gives us the hollows. Don't even worry about it, it's a thing." You explain before Kouta blinks.

"Hollows?!" He asks pulling out his weird sword thingy.

"A guy I know can domesticate hollows sort of. The weak ones anyway. Oh! Almost forgot!" You state pulling out the mushrooms and tossing them to Ryoko. "Here, eat one of these and you can go all, Ryoko smash! use them until you can enter the state willingly." You explain.

She pulls out one of the mushrooms and sniffs it before making a weird face and putting it in her pocket. "Now I am going to teach you the 5 Ds of hollow hunting. Kick, punch, block, cho-" No, I hate that game. You stop that right the fuck now. "I mean, uh." You mutter before pulling out the cocoon and flying hollow. "Twincies on cocoon, other three on flying. Ready? Go!" You shout, exerting the tiniest amount of your will to direct them.

The twincies spring into action, firing arrows into the hard body. The other brother runs over and stabs into it, and pouring from it's wound are thousands of tiny moths. "That isn't creepy at all." You mutter

"The Ds sensei!" Ryoko shouts while the flying one soars after her.

"Whosa whatsa?" You ask confused.
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>>25742006
exactly. Akira & Ryochi would probably survive, too, so no losses.

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"The five Ds. You said it was a thing we needed to know." Akira helpfully points out as he throws rocks at the hollow trying to get it's attention.

"Right!. Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and Dodge!" You point out.

"Sensei, you said dodge twice! that doesn't even make any sense!" Ryouichi shouts as he hides behind a rock.

"I always make sense." You point out. You really don't.

A scream from the twincies draws your attention. You glance over and see the moths are burrowing into their skin. That is sort of creepy.

What do you do?
[]Stay back, let them learn a bit more.
[]Step in, they are getting fucked.(How?)
[]Tell Ryoko to eat the mushroom
[]Other, please specify
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>>25742030
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge!

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>"The Ds sensei!"

>>25742053
>[]Stay back, let them learn a bit more.
If it truly looks like they cant handle it, step in.

>>25742053
>You glance over and see the moths are burrowing into their skin.
Can we say "Goooooood. GOooooooooooooood! Let the moths flow through you!" ?

>[]Tell Ryoko to eat the mushroom

>>25742053
Remind them that we can call the Hollows off at any time if they think its too much for them, and
[X]Stay back, let them learn a bit more.

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>moths

>>25742053
To the Quincies: "You two need some help over there?"

If they answer no: "Ok, then." Clear throat. "Goooooood. GOooooooooooooood! Let the moths flow through you!"

>>25742143
this

>>25742053
>[]Stay back, let them learn a bit more.

But if they're getting seriously fucked, let's help.

>>25741532
>they are not the fun sort of mushrooms and set them aside.
I know I'm a little late to suggest this, but any chance we could track down the fun sort? I'd love to see what that psychic savant kid would say under their influence. So as to avoid suspicion, we could grind them down into a powder and mix them up with kool-aid, say it's a potion designed to enhance temporarily a person's attunement to the spiritual realm or some bullshit like that.

>>25742143

Oh wait, this.

>>25742143
thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis~

I hope they say they don't need help, just so we can go all emperor mothatine.

>>25742053

>[x]Other, please specify

Yell at the Quincies to try some sort of spiritual repelling technique while we very subtly tell the Moths & Cocoon Hollow to knock it off with the minions?

>>25742053
Just checking, releasing a burst of our full go-juice would probably be enough to paralyze everything in here, right? I mean, we ARE kind of terrifying.

>>25742180
"Okay, Akira, I heard some things about how psychic powers are enhanced if you do drugs or some shit, so..." Hold up bag. Midi TA-DAAAH sound plays. "I got you some marijuana!"

"No thanks, sensei."

"Aww come on, all the cool kids are doing it these da-"

"No sensei, I mean I'm already high as fuck."

>>25742053
[]Tell Ryoko to eat the mushroom.
[]Help the Twincies. Maybe a mild electric shock would kill the moths in their bodies without actually killing them?

>>25742220
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Perfectly in character.

>>25742314
>>25742220
So... do you guys agree with me then? Can we give Akira some mushroom kool-aid? I'm completely serious about this, I think it'd be something worth doing that could actually benefit us, maybe. Or bite us on the ass entirely, but such is the chance you take with these sorts of things.

>>25742314
You.

I like you.

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"Need some help over there?" You ask the twincies as friedhelm starts firing off pinpoint shots at the moths. "We're fine! We are proud quincies, I won't lose!" He shouts.

"Good, gooooooood." You muse. "Let the moths flow through you. Soon your journey to the moth side will be complete. Just as it was for your father." You chuckle darkly.

"What?" Kouta asks before throwing the metal objects full of water at the cocoon and freezing it.

"Philistines. Both of you." You grumble before turning to see Ryoko catch a hit to the flank and tumble over.

You feel her power flare for a second but she silences it. Evidently she doesn't want to grab the power that is there for the taking.

You see the winged creature about to attack Ryouichi so you let out a sigh before shouting "Stop!"

The hollows don't stop so you put a touch of your go juice in it and repeat. "I said. Stop."

The hollows stop what they were doing and turn to you.

You look around at your wounded group and frown. "What happened?" You ask.

"S-Some hollows are just tricky and-" Friedhelm starts.

"We still sort of have the shit kicked out of us sensei. First that shadow chick, then the shinigami." Kouta sighs while he picks moth out of his hair.

'i wanted to give Akira a chance to show his stuff." Ryouichi states from behind a rock.

"I tried to get it to attack me a bit but it didn't listen." Akira explains.

"I, sorry, I guess I messed up, huh?' Ryoko adds on looking down.

What now?
[]Have them resume training. They have to kill the enemies if they want dinner.
[]Have them train a different way
[]Have them call it a day here.
[]Other, please specify

>>25742360
lets have them all work together, as in, we bitch smack Ryoichi until he contributes.

>>25742360
>[x]Have them resume training. They have to kill the enemies if they want dinner.
Tell Ryo to stop being a bitch. Ryoko to eat the fucking mushrooms. And Akira can just keep being Akira. He ain't a bitch, but he aint the strongest. Whatevs.

See if we can get the twincies to use blut vene. Sure, we don't know about it, but we know about hierro and we know that quincies are good at reishi control. And the area is soaked with reishi. Tell them to try using it as a shield or something. Or don't if it's too metagamey.

>>25742360
lecture them

"These are the scrubbiest of scrubs I could find! I could beat them to a pulp and clean the shrine with them they are so scrubby! If you can't handle them, what's going to happen if one of the tall guys shows up? Going to pick his toes for him? You need FIGHTAN SPIRIT!"

>>25742360
>[]Have them resume training. They have to kill the enemies if they want dinner.
Let's try it with a hollow or two fewer though, give them a break for a little while since they already got trounced. If they can't take on scrubs like this yet, at least have them practice the fundamentals of teamwork and yada yada yada

>>25742360
Fuck it ryouichi is fighting one solo if he wants to be a smug cunt he's going to get the shit kicked out of him

>>25742360
Lecture course on fast movement, with examples.

>>25742419
I like this part

>>25742360
[X]Have them train a different way
This clearly isn't working. Akira needs something more substantial than puny rocks to attack things with. The Twincies need time to heal. Ryoko needs to accept Khorne as her lord and saviour. And finally Ryouichi needs to learn how to not be a little bitch.

We could try an obstacle course. Something to help them build team spirit and learn how to work as a team before they see actual combat.

The important thing is that they know how each of them is going to react and act in tandem with each other. Otherwise they're going to be tripping all over each other or not trusting other people to get stuff done and just do shit solo, which defeats the purpose of working as a team.

>>25742419
Ryo is fighting us solo if he don't knock it off.

Re posting idea from last thread

~set to the tune of Last kiss by Pearl Jam~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_sEtNrYlC4

Oh where, oh where is grav-i-tyyyy?
Risa took it away from me.
You're goin' to heaven, well, unless ya think fast,
Now stop bein' a bitch before you leeeeeeaaaaaave thiiiiiiis wooooorld.

Make him float around with gravity powers. He wanna be a bitch? He gets the Newton.

>>25742419
I feel I should second this, but it might get our little shit killed, as he might be such a little shit, that he'd die before he revealed his joke to the quincies.

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>>25742455
take a page for Eva perhaps?

>>25742458
we can totally save him before it comes to that

>>25742419
I'm in with this guy.

Pst, hey. If one of them is close to actually dying while fighting solo something may happen, hey. Pst.

Or they might die. Either way.

>>25742458
Eh, if he fights with his actual strength probably not. I mean, he was handling the twincies pretty capably by himself before, and they pop hollows all day (yet they suck right now, for whatever reason)

That aside, I can't tell if he'd actually fight with his real powers, as that would disrupt the running gag he's got going with the twincies. It's hard to say if he'd cooperate.

>>25742493
its not like we were told to have them fight along the brink of death or anything

>>25742493
WE MUST ACTIVATE ALLL THE KUBO!!! RYOICHI IS FIGHTING SOLO NOW!!!!

>>25742498
>yet they suck right now, for whatever reason
MOTHS

>>25742498
>and they pop hollows all day (yet they suck right now, for whatever reason)
They basically just take cheap shots at Hollows from a huge distance away. Thats not really that impressive.

>>25742493
Its simple. We beat Ryouchi nearly to death.

OKAY

HERE WE GO

Lets kick them all out of their bodies using the amulet and have them do laps to build up their spiritual affinity or some shit.

>>25742512
They are a sniper team, which is kinda impressive.

>>25742512
this the only reasy they kill hollow is because they snipe them with charged arrows

>>25742481

Perhaps.

Give them some time off to relax. Then we start team-building exercises so that they'll know how to work with each other. Once they can act cohesively as a team doing mundane tasks or other stuff like that, they can then start to fight effectively as a team.

>>25742533
Yeah, this.

Have them play a few team building games while we take Ryouichi off to the side for some personal training time.

By which I mean we do >>25742456 until he works out a way to stop floating.

oh I know, "Look, if you don't toughen up real fast, I'm going to go to your various homes, and scatter this hollow dust the twincies so kindly provided me with. And I'll have to be running interference with the nofunigami, so you'll be the only ones in town able to do anything about the hollows that will be swarming all the lost souls of town, and you, and your families, everyone and everything really. You have five minutes."

>>25742360
>[]Other, please specify
"Ryouchi, stop dicking around, and actually show me what you can really do."

>>25742552
Naaaah we gotta do some 1 on 1 with Ryouchi to get him to use his real skills. He, like us, has an appreciation for stealthy cloaky bullshit, we can't bust his secret so early.

Seems half want to kick the shit out of Ryouichi in some way, and the other half want to do something else, with slight leaning towards Ryouichi kicking it against hollows solo?

>>25742568
Hurting ryouichi=very yes

>>25742568
"Everyone gather round for the show of the century! Ryouichi will finally stop being a bitch or I will personally kick the shit out of him!"

>>25742568
If anyone should kick it against hollows solo, it should be Ryoko. That chick has some serious skills.

I still say we should let Ryouchi hang on to his secret for a little while longer.

>>25742568
how about we split the difference, and take everyone else upstairs, leaving Ryouichi with both of them to contend with.

>>25742575
>>25742578
Why we going to troll block him? We know he is fucking with the twincies. Let either Ryoko or Akira do it solo.

>>25742568
Yes.

>>25742589
lets do this

>>25742596
It's trolling the troll. Best idea ever.

>>25742596
Completely agree with this.

>>25742596
Why "either"? There are multiple hollows here.

>>25742589
this

Instead of trying get everyone to agree on something and waste an hour, it would be better to just write something.

>>25742596
Hmmm, true changing my vote from >>25742603
to >>25742596 Lets do it for Akira, because he really Deserves some Kubonium

>>25742627
Or call it to a straight vote, Shadow Quest style.

http://www.huddle.com/blog/team-building-activities/

Some things to look over for some ideas on how to get the team to trust each other.

Okay. Let's do a vote. Link to this post if you want Ryouichi to fight it solo, and if you want people there to observe him. Likely draw suspicion on him no matter what with this course of action. Or if you want Akira to fight solo, or a write in. I will only accept votes linked to this post. Will call in a few minutes.

>>25742670
Ryouichi fights solo, people don't observe him.

>>25742670
Akira Solo

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>>25742670
>Not doing a link + single number only thing.
Prepare for samefaggotry.

>>25742670

Get them to train alongside of each other in team-building exercises and combat training routines. We don't need them to like each other, we just need them to fight cohesively as a unit and trust each other on a "professional" level.

>>25742670
Let Akira fight solo, I want to see a real display of this kid's ability.

>>25742670
Akira Solo;

>>25742670
Akira Solo;;

>>25742670
Fight Ryo ourselves solo. Things need to hurry along with him.

>>25742706
>>25742711
that is possibly the most blatant samefag I've ever seen in my life.

>>25742687
>>25742706
>>25742711
...seriously?

Seems we have a good number here. Calling it now. Will tally and post.

>>25742670
I want to have everyone fight solo, but one at a time.

Send in Akira now, and when he's done it's Ryo's turn. Then Ryoko. Then each of the twins.

>>25742733
hey, I can honesty say that I didn't do the second 2 posts

>>25742731
That's pretty disgusting. I also voted for Akira, but damn, that's just... Obvious.

Coin flipping for believed samefaggotry. Writing now

>>25742797
Whatever we do, have everyone else just sit and watch.

No need to have someone die while we're faffing about.

>>25742797
god damnit samefag, you can go to hell, you fucked us over.

>>25742827
*potentially fucked over our vote which we had won.

>>25742670
Ryouichi solo downstairs alone. Tell the others that they'll hhave their time to do this as well, but he pissed us off. Don't piss us off.

>>25743017
A tad late, aren't ya?

>>25743035
yeah, I was explaining why recent movies are shit, internet has to take a second seat to the people in the same room as me

>>25743057
What are you? Some kind of social dynamo?

>>25743057
>on /tg/
>Having friends

Pick one.

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"We are getting nowhere fast with this, and you need to up your abilities. Akira, fight the flying one solo." You command and he blinks at you.

"What?" He asks clearly unhappy.

"You have no offensive ability, and your power is limited. The only way it will be less limited is by being put in an actual combat situation." You explain as the flying one lands and stares at him.

"Sensei, are you sure it's for the best that he goes it solo? I mean, he can only-" Ryoko starts but you just glare at her.

"He needs to learn, just dodging isn't going to keep him alive." You explain. "No one help, no matter what happens. I'll take responsibility." You explain. You are awful with responsibility, you do realize that?

You ignore the sexy voice in your head and watch as the beast lunges at Akira. He steps to the side of the bladed wings and gives a weak kick to the beast's legs which the creature brushes off. He slashes at him again, however as usual Akira was expecting it. This goes on for twenty minutes, Akira moving as the creature attacks, lunging and biting trying to take his head off but Akira is always moving, never allowing himself to be a step behind. However it can't last. Slowly his muscles begin losing their jump, his breathing becomes ragged and heavy, and his body seems sluggish. The creature's massive tongue suddenly shoots out like a whip and slams into his stomach, making him double over before his bladed wings slash his chest open.

Ryoko tries to run out but you grab her shoulder and hold her back. "He's going to die you fucking psycho!" She shouts.

"Would have happened eventually if he doesn't learn how to control his power." You reply coolly, and while you can't be certain you think Akira knows no one is coming to help him. He tries to stand, but the creature pins him down and something odd happens. The particles in the room start to shift and seethe like they are alive, and then flow into Akira's head.
(1/2)

>>25743152
I have friends. And I didn't even have to pay for them.

Yes I did.

>>25743152
>friends

it was my family that doesn't understand why I'm fucking Plothole Frodo

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You glance around at the shifting energy and ponder what is happening however something grabs your attention. Akira has shoves an exacto knife used for school in the creatures thin neck, just below the mask. The beast stands and gets off him trying to scratch it out, but it is in just the right spot to be unmovable. You look at Akira and see a thick black line in his forehead where his skin is wrinkled together and then, just for a moment, you see the skin part and a bloodshot eye of some sort looks around the area, your enhanced vision giving you only a glimpse at the dark colored abomination before it closes. He seems confused for a few seconds before going off in a jog towards a group of rocks. He places and stacks the pieces of tone in a strange way before the beast flies after him, incoherent rage echoing off the walls. He finally seems satisfied and starts counting to seven, then rolls out of the way.

The flying hollow slams into the rocks and catches the knife handle just right to finish the job, creating a circular cut that leaves it's head hanging on by a thread. It stumbles forward until it hits an area Akira removed some of the rocks from and then falls, causing a small landslide which crushes the creatures body.

Akira pants heavily before looking over to you and you see he has a nosebleed, likely a result of his brain rewiring in order to accommodate his new ability. And then he falls over.

You let Ryoko go and she runs over with the twincies and Ryouichi, likely unaware about the hidden third eye. Well, that's interesting.

You allow them to patch him up and let him rest on the rock with you. You have time for another training event, what do you do?
[]Let them go home, you must think on what you saw
[]Have Ryoko fight a hollow. We need to see how the mushrooms work
[]Have Ryouichi fight the hollow. It may out him as the shadow, but what ever
[]Have one or both of the twincies fight. You want to know if they really suck
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>25743170
here we go

>>25743177
Ill sell you a few more, I just need one thing
Ill need about tree fiddy

>>25743197
>[]Have Ryoko fight a hollow. We need to see how the mushrooms work

>>25743197
lets do everyone ryoko twincies and ryouichi last

>>25743197
lets have ryoko fight a hollow. should be interesting.

>>25743252
>5
What?

>>25743197
>[]Have Ryoko fight a hollow. We need to see how the mushrooms work
>>25743208
...THRICE DAMN YOU BURNSCOUR LICTOR, YOU SHALL NOT HAVE THREE AND HALF CRONES FROM ME.

>>25743197
>[]Other
Dismiss the others and keep Ryouichi here, let's get some 1 on 1 training in.

>>25743197
[X] Have Ryoko fight a Hollow. We need to test out those mushrooms.
But NOT before making sure that Akira's fine. Not only will this help keep our student's trust, but we...really do kind of need to make sure he's okay.

After that, have everyone go home, except for Ryouichi.

>>25743266
what the hell are you talking about

>>25743273
Expanding on this, when we usher everyone else out of the room, we need to be yelling at Ryouichi, complaining about how he never does anything but hide and just generally bitching him out. Once he's gone, we can test his powers some, that way it's not suspicious to the other people involved.

>>25743288
Fuck, not 'once he's gone'

'once everyone else is gone'

Calling for Ryoko

>>25743197
>>25743170
wat?
akira is a full blown reality manipulator, holy shit.
now i feel bad though, because i'm guessing thats an under stress type of deal, at least at first.
also make ryouichi go fight shit, hes an asshole and needs to stop being a full blown faggot.

>>25743325
No, he's not a reality manipulator.

He just made everything happen just right. Its like he's automatically rolling crit successes. Or knows exactly what to do to replicate the effects of crits.

>>25743355
What I took it to mean, is that he's got precognition on crack. He knew exactly how the hollow would crash into the rocks, and knew exactly where to place them in order to make the crash result in the rocks jarring the knife ever so perfectly.

>>25743355
So he's Mat Cauthon, but he gains an eye instead of losing one?

>>25743325

To be fair, he is part Schrodinger... being an ass is kind of in the description... especially for the one moment everything comes together and a prank, years in the making, finally reaches fruition...

But yes. We do need to do some 'Private Training' with him...

Warning, Mild Madness Below...
also, at some point, we should just randomly throw people out of their bodies... kind of like
"So, Everyone is doing excellent with their training. Now, it is time to see how your Souls have improved...." then punch everyone with the amulet...

>>25743398

Or like a probability precog. See probabilities, and also see what he could do to increase the likelihood of something like that happening.

>>25743417
I support this. or we should do it overnight when they have a sleepover, while they are asleep.

>>25743417
I kinda think we should do that before we see how they've improved. That way we've got a bit to judge off of. "Oh, hey, Ryouichi, you ever see your own soul before? No? Want to? >PUNCH<

>>25743417
This, they need to learn how to fight in soul form. Speaking of which we either need to find a way of converting their bodies to reishi like urahara or a way to sever their chains of fate without turning them all into hollows. But what we really need is a team scientist to make this shit for us.

>>25743470
>>25743417
Oh god.

Lets replicate Urahara's training.

>Punch Ryou out of his body
>Give Ryoko boxing gloves
>Tell her to go nuts, and him to remember the 5Ds of hollow fighting~

>>25743470
and then we find a way to bottle his ghostly tears

>>25743500
Lucifer has a tech guy in the real world. We should ask him about it.

>>25743500
>Speaking of which we either need to find a way of converting their bodies to reishi like urahara
Lucibro gave us an amulet that lets us push souls out of bodies. He'll also prolly be willing to supply us with shit if we ask, since we're a pretty solid investment and all.

>>25743516
The basics of CQC?

>>25743500
>>25743528

We totally need to get a Science/R&D Arrancar.

But one that actually does science and revolutionary discoveries and isn't just a really smart (or effeminate) sadist.

>>25743572
His training was actually meant to get them used to moving around in soul form, since its really hard.

>>25743608
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzticU0bCAg

Ah, here we go. Found it.

>>25743541
yeah, but lucifer just finds/gets whatever shit we ask for, there is no guarantee he can continue doing this and getting a researcher to make us crap on demand would be better.

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>>25743608
WHAT DO WE SAY TO DEATH?

>>25743639
Thats true.

We need to ask Jaeger to start up an R&D division.

>>25743284
I'd go with this.

>>25743574
yeah, it always kind of bothered me that the ony kinds of scientists in bleach are lolcrazy or full KEIKAKU. captcha: gloominess paryac

>>25743284
Thiiiiis

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You look over Akira and make a show of being concerned before poking him in the forehead a bit to see if you can make the other eye come back, but to no avail. You put a cool washcloth on his head, something someone somewhere thought was a good idea. Then you turn to Ryoko. "Time to test the mushrooms." You explain.

She loos down a bit and shuffles awkwardly. "You sure? I mean, we could have the twincies fight. That might be interesting and-" She offers but you shake your head.

"We need to see how they work. Better now than when not in a fight." You explain.

She looks at the mushrooms and frowns before sighing. "Fine, can I get a beer or something to wash it down with?" She asks.

"Why young lady! Drinking alcohol in front of an educator is-" Dude. "What?" You ask, forgetting I am in your head so speaking out loud is, what ever. Vikings loved booze. Their god was a drunken madman who sold his eye to learn a wolf was going to eat his ass and then made it true. Give her something to drink. Mead, bitches love mead.

You grudgingly reach into your inventory and pull out a bottle of mead before tossing it to her. She works at opening the bottle while the others look at you. "Vikings love booze. Don't give me that look, it makes perfect sense!" You grumble as she pops the mushroom and drinks it down.
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The cocoon hollow stares silently at her for a few moments as her skin goes flush. Wasn't there a thing about doing shrooms while drinking you should have remembered? The moths start to pour out and you panic for a moment before you feel the energy gathering within her. The moths land on her skin and try to dig in, but find themselves trying to chew through steel as her eyes fade to white and the veins in her skin start to bulge. She lets out an inhuman roar before dashing forward at unnatural speeds to deliver a single punch through the hollow. The moths try to escape but she punches her other first into the hole and then spreads her arms, tearing the hollow in two.
"Very good, now if you could-" You start, but she grabs the halves of the hollow and throws them at you.

They sail through the air like missiles and nearly hit you, however a pair of energy arrows catches them before they strike. Friedhelm holds his bow steady and seems to be targeting her, which of course just makes her madder and stronger.

This could be a problem.

How do you want to handle Ryoko?
[]Have the others leave then Bala the crap out of her.
[]Let the others fight her.
[]Other, please specify
((Also I will have you make Ryouichi stay after when we are eventually done since everyone seems to want it but it might be a post or two away))
(2/2)

>>25743792
[X] Have the others fight her, but actively lend a hand to keep things in check

>>25743792
Time to get better at Sword. We're the only ones that can win without risking killing her.

>>25743792
>[]Let the others fight her.
Ok, you want to continue the ancient bloodfeud? CONTINUE THE BLOODFEUD!

>>25743792
hm lets wrestle with her maybe that'll help

>>25743792
Have the others leave, then SWORD her into submission. the others will aim to kill/not really be usefull

>>25743822
>>25743827
These two. Help out, and use this chance for sword practice. Master parrying.

>>25743827
Sounds okay to me. She needs to learn control.

>>25743792
Friedhelm, I believe you said that Quincy's had a old grudge against the Vikings? How about you teach your fellow student the art of control...
She Did want to 'Play' with you earlier... have some fun! Don't worry, I'll break it up if things get too intense, or boring... probably if things get too boring...."
"Play Nice with Each Other!"
then gently toss him out to her...

you guys realize that she can easily kill the rest of them right now, remember the menos-level thing? Stop acting like fucktards and just settle her down like last time

>>25743867

I'll second this. The other people here aren't really powerful enough to tangle with even the weakest of Hollows in a direct combat situation. Schrodinger is the only person who can truly take Ryoko on when she's full-on berserking.

>>25743792
[X]Have the others leave then Sword the crap out of her.
This is really too much for everyone else to handle.

>>25743941
So much fucking this.

All it takes is one of ryoko's super punches and then we lose a promising spirit cadet.

Calling it, and will add that you say you are worried about them to make them like you more and to make them go away.

>>25743867
This is fine, but I say let the others watch so long as they can stay the fuck out of the way.

I think from now on, instead of training with the club as a whole, we should do 1 on 1 training with each of the members until they're efficient enough to handle themselves. Split up our weeks, mondays we work with the bezerker Ryoko, tuesdays we spend some time with our progeny, wednesdays we spend with Akira, thursdays we work with the qunicies, and fridays we meet as a whole group.

>>25743574
If we do get an R&D arrancar we need them to create 3-inch tall menos grandes for errand running.

we will then proceed to accessorise them with sombreros and other funny hats because why the hell not.

>>25744170
Yeah, this sounds like a good idea.

We need one on one time with each of them, especially Ryouichi.

You realize that all it would take is one of her super punches and you would lose another promising candidate to berserker fueled rage. You need your minions. "Friedhelm, take Akira and leave, I can put her down." You instruct him, but he looks at you with indignation.

"I am a quincy! Of the noble family whose secret arts were protecting humans from monsters like this-" He starts but you give him a look.

"You are injured, and she is strong, and she will only get stronger. I don't want to see my students get hurt, not if I can help it. I can keep her busy long enough for this rage to stop. Ryouichi, stay after for lessons." You instruct giving an encouraging squeeze to Friedhelm's arm.

He looks at Ryoko before putting his bow away and grabbing Akira, then running towards the ladder. You pull your your khopesh and lunge towards her, slashing down with your blade. Sadly, it's been a while since you had to try it this way and your blade slides when it hits her skin, a sound like metal on metal as it goes down.

You frown as she punches towards you and you parry the blow, her first and arm just as hard due to her hardening her body with her energy.

You decide to fight her with only your sword. And only using your left hand! Granted you are left handed, but that is beside the point!

Give me 1d100 roll for sword training and careful fighting of Ryoko. I will take best of 5

>>25744038

Okay

Rolled 12

>>25744227

Rolled 58

>>25744227
rollin

Rolled 89

>>25744227

Rolled 54

>>25744227

Rolled 10

>>25744227

Rolled 59

>>25744227
Ready the fatebreaker

Rolled 66

>>25744227

Rolling for training

>>25744253
>Best of five
>89

Not bad.

>>25744273
89's pretty good. Certainly not Fatebreaker worthy.

Rolled 97

>>25744273
we got an 89, and have already taken 5 rolls. why fatebreak?

>>25744253
that's good enough I think.

Rolled 18

>>25744312
Because was just doing that as my phrase for rolling in anticipation of a nat 1 had not actually seen any of the rolls when I typed that.

Rolled 44

>>25744385
ah, alrighty then.

>>25744385
nat 1, we accidentally kill ryoko, the great shitstorm repeats itself...

Rolled 60

>>25744526
and we decide not to fatebreak, because we might need it later

>>25744526
This whole quest is The Little Shitstorm That Could

Every time we thin it has died down, it's really just biding it's time. Rolling up the mountain to gain altitude for maximum destructive power fecal avalanche.

>>25744526
Too predictable.

Nat 1, Ryoko punches us through the ceiling right when we're charging up our Go Juice, and follows us up and out in full berserker rage mode. She ignores us and proceeds to rush to the more populated areas.

There's also a Shinigami within eyesight, and he realizes we're a Hollow.

>>25744227
Something for later, but can we get Ryoko enrolled in one of the useful martial arts? This gal is terrified of her power, and needs some baby steps.

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You luckily remember your fight with the other arrancar of Hueco Mundo, wait did you ever fight them? Anyway, you remember your sword fighting chops and manage to start slashing into her. You are careful not to remove her head, though you get a bit choppy there at the end, and marvel at how skillful her regeneration is. You keep her occupied until her rage plays itself out, and you note she seems to be handling this much better than before, and her natural go juice seems higher. It seems when ever she enters the berserker state, she carries a little of it back with her. If we want her to become better at it and more in control we will have to induce it more. Sadly each rage seems stronger than the last. Wonderful.

You notice you seem to have destroyed another of her uniforms and swear. She lays down behind one of the rocks in your training are before you turn. Snrk.

"What are you laughing at?" You ask as you make your way over to the ladder.

Blond hair. Gets stronger when mad. Clothes have a short life expectancy. Sound familiar?

"N... Nazis?" You ask hopefully. No, not nazis. How do you not? What ever.

You make your way back up to the top of the shrine and nod at the group, delighted to see Akira back up and Kouta holding Ryouichi down. "Ah, sensei! Is she alright?" Akira asks, evidently having been informed.

"Fine, I will have to loan her more of my clothes though. I am going to run out of those soon." You sigh.

"Girls shouldn't fight each other! I can't stand seeing them get hurt." Ryouichi points out.

"Yes, yes, now I believe we will head home for today? We will make sure Akira makes it back fine." Friedhelm explains.

"Thanks. See you tomorrow." You state as they leave.
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>>25744620
seconding this, seems like it would help

>>25744620
Maybe we can get her all zenned out like a monk to help control the power.

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You make your way into your room and grab some clothes for Ryoko before dragging Ryouichi down into the training area. Ryoko isn't particularly indecent, so you just leave the clothes beside her before turning around to find Ryouichi's fingers have already changed into dark purple, crystal like claws, black and violet cracks running up his arms, and his eyes seem to have a twisted light to them.

"Well, what do you want sensei?" He asks standing hunched over slightly.

Seems your little monster is already more than ready.

How do you want to play this?
[]Send a hollow after him
[]Just raise his gravity again.
[]Ask him something
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

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>>25744637
rolling for gorilla mode

>>25744620
School of the Undefeated of East?

>>25744637
>destroyed uniform
>baresark
Like this isn't going to be a thing. I full expect our little troll to attempt a post battle boob grab one of these days.

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>>25744670
ask him about what he can do

>>25744620
>>25744652
As I said last thread, teach that bitch some Krav Maga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjmBPFPTq-g

Bitches love Krav Maga.

>>25744670
[X] Get rid of his gravity. See how he deals with it.

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>>25744670
we should pop him out of his body, then send some hollows after him

>>25744670
Knock him out of his body with the amulet. Exit ours as well.

"Let's see how things go without the meat suits."

>>25744637
>nazis
>super aryan hitler
I like you.

>>25744735
>implying we know jack shit about krav maga, and its not just we bullshit whatever on the way.

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>>25744637
>Ryoko is a Super Saiyan
>mfw

>>25744758
Well, yeah. We know jack shit about martial arts.

Thats why we get her enrolled in a class.

>>25744779

Ah, so that's it.

Ask what he can do then knock him out of his body?

>>25744828

Sure!

Thread reminder: we are responsible for getting mini-me nofunigama powers. We should get on that by snooping on the various nofunigama patrols.

>>25744828
reverse that order.

"Let's see what you can do." then knock

>>25744828
Sounds good.

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>>25744828
sounds fun! but make sure we don't warn him.

>>25744670
kick him out of his body

Toss the gem at him, and when he catches it, drop kick it through him.

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>>25744823
more like is hakufu sonsaku

>>25744744
What?

Fuck no.

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>>25745142
I thought she was grasping her tit in the thumbnail

Rolled 83

>>25744744
thats a bad Idea

>>25744744

Fuck that idea.

>>25745155
>>25745183
Why? We have maxed shapeshift.

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"So, what can you do?" You ask grabbing the amulet and spinning it around your finger.

"Claws, illusions. I am strong, fast, and heal damn quick. Plus my attacks seem to have a touch of sickness or poison to them. Did you notice Kouta and Friedhelm weren't up to snuff? Even injured they should be better than that. Heh, heh, heh, I'm inside them, for a few days at least. Ha, Ha, Ha!" He laughs leaning back so his head almost touches the ground.

He then straightens himself back up and has a sleepy look to him. "But that's boring. I can't just go around showing what I can do, and the looks on their faces. 'Oh, he's trash, oh he's nothing. So useless! We have to move ahead.'" He licks his claws. "Simply to die for." He sighs wistfully. "Once they find out, when they finally see what I am at the end and how I was like a god among them, I wonder what sort of faces they will make. The adorable things." He shudders involuntarily at this.

"Hum." You comment before throwing the amulet at his chest. He looks at it confused before you sonido over and kick it through him. His soul stumbled back, freed from his meat suit, which falls forward.

"What was that for you bitch!" He comments before looking down at his body, giving you a good look at him. His hair is a bright purple, and a faint black mists pools like smoke through his mouth. His feet and hands are both like forged crystal or glass, with cracks going through his body. He looks down at his chain on his chest and back to his body. "I... I sort of want to pull this out." He mutters before looking at you. "What did you do?"

"Dropped you out of your meat suit. Cool right, now-" You think.

How do you want to train him?
[]Have him run around
[]Pop out of your own meat suit(DANGER you have no soul chain, and would not provide any real difference unless you want to go full tilt.) and do something
[]Send hollows after him
[]Other, please specify

Rolled 92

>>25745203
so? changes nothing. We are the teacher, we don't even pretend to give answers

Rolled 34

>>25745216
Hollows Hollows!

>>25745216
"DON'T PULL OUT THAT CHAIN. You'll pretty much go Hollow."

>>25745216
>[]Send hollows after him

RUN BOY!

RUN!

>>25745216
A beating, but you know, all educational like. Our baby abomination needs to see that he is still small fry. Near death state should do it. Gotta keep the chilin' in line.

>>25745216
[X] Send Hollows after him.
Also tell him not to pull on the chain unless he wants to go full Hollow.

>>25745333
Tell him to win the fight against his hollow.

We're trying to turn him into Ichigo 2.0
Time to begin the bullshit hybridization.


Let's get shattered shaft up in here.

>>25745216
I hope his playing the pansy and personal monologue can hold up against his crazy. Mini me is a bit murderous.

>>25745216
time for a bit of the rough 'n' tumble

>>25745216
>A god among them

Hahahahahaha

Time to shatter that ego of his.

Calling it for sending a hollow after him.

"A god? Hardly. Ryoko has you beat there. You'd get killed going against her."

Could we move out of our meat suit and into his body? Making him fight himself?

>>25745447

Afterwards, can we get him to tell us what he knows of himself and his abilities. Let us figure out where we are starting from...

Also, what does everyone think of seeing if we can get him to eat the hollow? It might upgrade the abilities we've laid out for him...

Collect a visible amount of go juice in your right hand.

"You and I are connected in a way you don't know and might never be able to comprehend....I think I shall break you just to watch you mend.

Our souls coarse with like power...though mine is far the senior of your fledgling sprite. A god, I'd laugh if it were more than a lark. Come at me if you think you have the spark. Impress me child and I will tell, how to suckle at mother's teets for sustenance greater than milk"

Illusions everywhere, a child's nursery. Blood on the walls. And the smiling cat in the dark, eyes aglow.

>>25745216
[]Send hollows after him

>>25745489
Hell fucking no.

Don't let the cat out of the box.

Only use gravity powers and subspace inventory.

Rolled 95

>>25745489
Fuck no we aren't revealing shit yet

>>25745489

NO

Don't tell him now.

Or any time soon.

Fuck that noise.

>>25745489
This is a good idea...for much later.

But its a fantastic reveal.

Right now I'd say we limit it to sending Hollows after him, and if he manages to beat them off we take away his gravity until he manages to work out a way to escape it.

>>25745551
>and if he manages to beat them off we take away his gravity
>beat them off
giggity

>>25745551
Okay, pocketing it.

Still, mock him for thinking he's a god. He's got a long way to go.

>>25745489
Too much too soon.

I think there IS one thing we could take from this though. Let's drop into our Schrodinger persona for a while. Let's rhyme, and joke, and openly display all of our madness.

Show him he's not the scariest thing around.

>>25745648
>Still, mock him for thinking he's a god. He's got a long way to go.

I do agree with you on saying something along these lines.

>>25745648
Yes.

We should especially point out how Ryoko would turn him into paste.

>As much as I enjoy narcissism and a budding god complex, settle down buttmunch.

"A god? Hardly. Ryoko has you beat there. You'd get killed going against her." You sigh but he shakes his head.

"Yes, a beast only able to charge forward, like some sort of stupid wild pig who can't even tell the difference between enemies and allies. I have intelligence and strength, she is just a pile of muscle." He scratches at where his chain connects to his chest. "Well, pretend allies at least."

"Stop fiddling with it, if it rips out you will become a hollow you know. Speaking of." You jump as if just remembering something. "Speaking of." You let out the saber toothed tiger.

"You can't be serious." He blinks looking at you.

"Remember the five Ds!" You shout as he starts to run.

You sit on the rock and eat some Swedish fish as he quickly becomes winded. He throws out an illusion of himself and he keeps running as the hollow chases after the false him, but without a body he seems to be losing focus faster. He eventually manages to slash at the beast, but he loses chunks of himself in the process. You shrug as you ponder why fish in Sweden are tasty treats.

He finally manages to roll under the hollow, and starts gutting it, slashing into its body over and over until there is only entrails. The body starts to fade and he spits. "Disgusting things. God, they stink.": He grumbles as he limps over, his wounds slowly closing. "There, I won your game damn it!" He shouts, evidently used to soul form already.

Seems he passed. What now?
[]More hollows!
[]Fight him yourself(How?)
[]Send him back
[]other, please specify

>>25745746
>[X]More hollows!
Won? It's only just begun!

>>25745746
"Good, good! But now its time for round two!"

Strip him of gravity, leave him floating in midair while we continue to eat.

>>25745746
"Now eat it. I want to see what happens."

Cock our head and crack a smile.

"Don't make me get the funnel. Or do. I quite like the funnel."

>>25745746
Release the other hollows on him, then fight him with sword, when he's finally winded, have him meditate and find his inner world.

>>25745782
>>25745795

A mix of these, if you please.

Rolled 65

>>25745795
Yes we must do this. SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD TESTS FOR THE TEST THRONE.

>>25745795
Oh, this!

Get him to eat his prey!

Then do >>25745791 while demonstrating our ability to walk on the sky.

>>25745746
>Intelligence has yet to be proven and strength is lacking, a single hollow can almost send you packing.
>Also, this isn't my game, this is getting you off the short bus.