>>25687280
>"So, what's your story on why Yukari had my jacket?"

Fish for information on what the atmosphere around the school is like. If rumors are spreading already, at least we'll know how widespread it is.

>>25687280
Hey. Heeyyy. HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Hi.

>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?
SHOW NO WEAKNESS

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>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?"
Irrelevant tangent, I choose you!

Also, time for HAHA

>>25687280

>"So, how was geography?"

>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?"

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>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?"

NOT. A. SINGLE. FUCK.

>>25687280
>>"So, how was geography?"
MY JIMMIES ARE FOREVER UNRUSSLED

>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?"

Stone cold up in here.

>>25687280
>>"So, what's your story on why Yukari had my jacket?"
May as well see what he has to say, even if denying anything will just make him think it is so all the harder.

Pre-emptively archived this thread on sup/tg because of the recent trend of quest haters deliberately misarchiving quests.

Sage for non contribution. Carry on tanking, fellow fron/tg/lacis friends.

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>>25687280
>"So, what's your story on why Yukari had my jacket?"

>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?"

>>25687280
>>"So, how was geography?"

>>25687280
>Other
>"Whatever it is you're thinking? It's exactly how it is."

Then leave the table, go find Yukari and invite her on a 'date'.
Actually an excuse to have an excursion to ask if there are any rudimentary tank sim arcades around, or a chance to ask her if there are any more Ooarai tanks lying around that are more decent than the I-Go.

>>25687280
>"So, how was geography?"

>>25687280
>Other
>"You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."

>>25687591
>implying there is such thing as best Garupan
They are all equals, though Kay is first among equals.

>>25687813

Date aside, Actually, im ok with this but might be moving a tad fast, we should go with her to the tank shop and find the simulator.

We can use that for basic gunnery practice.

>>25687924
>Kay
>Not Sadoklones

>>25687924
You mispelled Yukari.

>>25687967
*Sodoclones

>>25687967

>implying sodoklones would tolerate a baka gaijin like us breaking the schools all girl atmosphere...

You look over at him. "So, how was geography?" You will give him nothing. NOTHING.

He pokes around his rice a bit. "Boring..." He says simply. "Why the hell do I need to know the geopolitical makeup of Central Africa?" Taking a bite of rice he gripes while chewing. "I never intend on going to Central Africa- I don't think most people intend on going to Africa- Central, North or South."

"Isn't... what's her name... From the Duck team?" You ask, putting on your most neutral possible face. You often saw the crewmembers from other teams around school- Yukari was in morning Math, Miho was in English, along with Saori and Hana.

"The blonde? Akebi?" He shrugs. "Yeah, she's in front of me though, so nothing really exciting." Casual sexism- he was playing a very strong game today.

Your eye twitches. He's gotten better, but still not good enough.

>"You saw nothing. She was just giving me my jacket back."
>"What's wrong with watching a movie with a friend?"
>"I WILL FIND YOUR DEEPEST SECRET, PATRICK, AND I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH IT."

>>25688049
>Miho was in English
>English
wut?

>>25688049

>"What's wrong with watching a movie with a friend?"

>>25688081
Class.

>>25688049
>"What's wrong with watching a movie with a friend?"

>>25688081
Foreign language class, duh

>>25688049
>Eat lunch in silence

>>25688081

anglosphere stronk brother

>>25688049
Shrug at what he's said.

Finish meal. Move on to next class or just time skip to after school and tonks.

>>25688102
why are WE taking foreign launguage classes for our native language?

>>25688049
Other: Talk about something else. Anything. Else.

>>25688049
>Yukari was in morning Math, Miho was in English, along with Saori and Hana.
Wait, so we actually change classrooms, rather than the teachers doing so? That is a surprisingly un-Japanese way of doing things. Maybe the real reason Ooarai is in danger of being closed down is doing things non-traditionally.
>>25688081
Yeah, English is taught in Japanese schools.
http://gaijinchronicles.com/category/archive/i-am-a-japanese-school-teacher/page/6/

>>25688132
For the easy A?

>>25688132
Maybe Ooarai decided to use us as the equivalent of a JET teacher?

>>25688132
We were on biology, while most of team Anglerfish was studying english. Do you even read?

>>25688155
Geography* I mean

>>25688049

>"You saw nothing. She was just giving me my jacket back."

>>25688049
> "You know Pat, jealousy is unbecoming of a gentleman."

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>>25688049
>>"What's wrong with watching a movie with a friend?"
Let's give him a bit and see what he comes up with.

>>25688140

I completely forgot about that. I knew it and I forgot it.

OH WELL. LET'S ROLL WITH IT!

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>>25688049
>"What's wrong with watching a movie with a friend?"

>>25688155
>You often saw the crewmembers from other teams around school.
This implies having the same class as them. Yes I do read, thank you very much.

>>25688132
>he's never taken classes for an easy A

>>25688218
>Implying that they don't teach it with such a screwed up understanding that we'd fail

>>25688195

I think you meant that MC saw them outside the designated rooms in the hallway or something

>>25688195
Could retcon it too.
Besides, is Yukari in the same class as Miho and company? MC having something else could be chalked up to both being a transfer student and not needing lessons in English

>>25688049
We say:
>>"What's wrong with watching a movie with a friend?"

But then we think:
>"I WILL FIND YOUR DEEPEST SECRET, PATRICK, AND I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH IT."

WE GO FOR THE JUGULAR. NO MERCY.

>>25688180
"You know Pat, jealousy is unbecoming of a gentleman."

Gotta put him on the back foot

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>>25688356
This, definitely. Get the momentum back. Plus, Implying that Yukari is lewd so quickly is a major sin

>>25688379

You know she wants to get her hands on our Cannon.

>>25688049
> "You know Pat, jealousy is unbecoming of a gentleman."
Joining this

>>25688356
Seconding this.

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>>25688415
Of course she does! What self-respecting, tank-loving girl wouldn't want to play around with our 90mm T54?

>>25688356
Backing this

>>25688356
Joining the train.

>>25688356
Voting for this.

>>25688356
>"You know Pat, jealousy is unbecoming of a gentleman."
support

Screw all this defensive crap. He expects that- denial, recriminations, assurances that it really was innocent- it's not in your nature and you hate it with a fury. Time to throw him off balance.

"You know, Patrick, jealousy is unbecoming of a gentleman of your standing..." You say casually, twirling some noodles in your soup.

He stops mid-chew and looks at you.

"I know, you see me hanging out with all these girls- strategizing, watching movies. I mean, I'd be jealous of all the attention I've been getting too." You shrug. "Gotta realise, though, that I'm just being friendly and helping the team."

Patrick maintains his composure, but he smolders underneither his orange hair and scruffy Tali-beard. "Is that so?"

"I mean, I could probably have any of them if I didn't think it could..." You bloat the moment while you think. "Complicate team relations. Still, it's got to be hard for you, seeing me and Richard with girls all over us." You smile sadly at him. "And then you- with nothing to show for nearly a weak of school besides a slightly longer and more disheveled beard."

"And a machinegun kill." He points out, failing to change the subject.

"And a machinegun kill." You repeat back to him.

>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"
>Other

I just came in here and all I know about this is what's happened in this thread, but-

>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

Because that seems like a MASSIVE burn.

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>>25688914

>>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

Burn.

BURN.

MWAHAHAHAH

>>25688914
>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."

>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

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>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"
>....
>Checkmate
then take his food and leave

>>25688914
>Other
>Don't be a dick, he's our crew.
>ask if he has any suggestions for training the other crews. Actually treat him like an intelligent, competent human being. it's what he wants.

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>>25688914
>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."

>>25689001
This...
As much as I would love to indulge in schadenfreude, he is part of our crew.

>>25688491
We've been over this, it's a 50mm Gun L5.

Does it seem like were being paranoid again and Patrick honestly doesn't know where all this is coming from?

>>25688914

>>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

Do it, ALL

>>25688914
>..."I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"
Not the best idea to piss off your teamates, but he does kinda have it coming, and hopefully it'll snap him back to reality a bit.

>>25689001
>>25689032

I await his inevitable counter battery fire.

As it will accelerate the russel x fluffy

>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"
Gonna need some ice for that BURN SON

>>25688914
>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>>25688914

>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."

Damn, MC be dishing out the burns today!

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>>25688914

What if we subtly imply that he's gay? Of course, we're okay with that, not that there's anything wrong with it, just that we're his friend and he shouldn't keep secrets from us, especially important ones...

>>25688914
>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."

>>25688914

>>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>>25688914

>>25688969

[x] Yes

>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>mfw BJ actually used a suggested action
muh rails

>>25688914
>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"
AND

>Other: ask if he has any suggestions for training the other crews.

>>25689001
Why not both?
There's nothing wrong with a little gentle ribbing. Tho, we should be prepared for retribution.

>>25688914

>>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing..."
>>..."Point is, if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>>25688914
>>..."Point is, I just don't think you're very good at this 'being around almost exclusively women' thing. And if that was a date last night, how does that reflect on you?"

>>25689693
simple enough to use. seconded

"Listen, Patrick." You begin. "I know you saw me getting my jacket back from Yukari. I left it at her house last night after we watched Kelly's Heroes." You lean back in your chair, all casual-like. "I know you're going to jump straight to whatever conclusion entertains you the most, but remember- if you want to tell everyone about some imaginary romantic interlude." You lean forward, nice and close. "You're really just highlighting the fact you haven't gotten the attention of one girl since you've been here."

You reach out and grab his still-unopened juice box, leaving him staring dumbstruck at you. "You really should be a bit more sociable!" And being able to put him back in line is why you're the commander.

Having burned that table, you wander the lunchroom a bit, and it doesn't take long before excited waving and shouting gets your attention. "Hey! Russels! Commander!" Yukari is waving from a table, a slightly more subdued Miho sitting across from her. And if Miho is subdued, then Mako is, well, comatose, lying asleep with her face on the table.

>Have some lunch!
>Only for a minute.
>Find someone else. (Who?)

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>>25688914
oh yea, TIME FOR TONKS (sorry for being late)

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>>25689845

>Have some lunch!

His revenge will be terrible and mortifying.

And i'm ok with this.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!
and make sure that the sleepy Garupan eats as well.

>>25689845
>Find someone else. (Who?)
Talk to the Auto Club, we need to see if they can do any performance tuning on Black Jack.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!

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>>25689845
>Have some lunch!
We have to be sociable, after all.

>>25689902
Also this.

>>25689890
revenge? or a one ups man ship? i am hoping for the latter.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!

I knew it, Patrick was innocent.

>>25689918
do the auto club even eat in the lunch hall?

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>>25689926

I am hoping for revenge involving setting up russel in an embarrassing situation with fluffy.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!
We need to figure out what's going on with Miho first and then, if we have time, we can chat up Fluffy

>>25689845
Introduce patrick to the girls. Be his wingman.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!
This, though we should take some inspiration from >>25689902 and have Sleeping Garupan take in some carbs as well.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!

It's waifu time!

>>25689948
Where else would they eat?
Or are you implying they persist on a diet of galvanized rubber and motor oil?

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>>25689845
>Have some lunch!
Grilled cheese sandwich.

>>25689845
>Have some lunch!

we should probably consider sending Patrick to the infirmary after suffering such a severe burn

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>>25689845

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>>25689845
>Have some lunch!
>>25689890
It was fucking worth it.


ALSO TIME FOR TANKS! :D

>>25690060

Hey what kindof crap is this thats a Panzer not BlackJack

>>25690060
>four R names
admittedly Rose and MC aren't hard to tell apart because of GIRL and MC, but that was an interesting decision on BJ's part

>>25690111
Four, if Patrick goes by Rick (The Mick).

>>25690108
It's just a terrible paint edit of the template from /a/.

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>>25689845

>Have some lunch!

Our three favorite girls in the whole school--all gathered at the same table!

>>25689902

Voting for Mako to get some nourishment along with us. We'll never let that girl have a break, will we?

>>25690172
THERE IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP ON THE BATTLEFIELD!

>>25689975
i was implying that they take their lunch with them to eat in the garage, they seem to work so damn hard to get the tanks working, they don't seem to have much free time.

>>25690172
we should get her an energy drink...just once, to see what happens

>>25689845

>GIVE THEM THE LUNCH

>>25690189
get that garupan a redbull! she needs to wake up!

>>25690219
Oh god. This.

>>25690234

No, what we need is a Sodoclone.

LOOK FOR SODOCLONE

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>>25690219
I predict disaster..or epicness...or epic disaster.

>>25689845
>>Have some lunch!

>>25690268
Oh god, that face. It's burned into my mind.

>>25690219
>>25690253
4Loko. It's the only choice.

They probably sell that shit in vending machines anyway.

>>25690219
ALL OF MY THIS

Get a date for patrick. He needs some love.

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>>25690234

Give her the Big One.

>>25690234
>redbull
MC drinks Rockstar though...

>>25690219

I AM CHANGING >>25690230
TO THIS.

ALSO SODOCLONE AND REDBULL

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>>25690219

Is it even safe for people with low blood pressure to down energy drinks?

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>>25690293

>500ml

Who the hell drinks 500ml of Red Bull?

>>25690303
He should switch to Monster.

>>25690320
Monster is nasty as hell. Shit is way too sweet.

>>25690279
They don't sell the alcohol+energy ones any more...plus, how're you gonna get them to high schoolers?

>>25690312
Only one way to find out!

>>25690312

Is it official that she has low blood pressure, or is it because she's just super lazy and wants to sleep in more.

>>25690312
I think energy drinks are only dangerous for those with high blood pressure.

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>>25690293

That...can't be healthy.

>>25690340

Low blood sugar.

>>25690330
monster is the most delicious of energy drinks especially since I can't drink redbull without my brain being concerned that there's vodka somewhere in it. Sadly they don't sell the red flavor anywhere around me anymore

>>2569033
The Rehab line is good.

>>25690315
You mean you don't?

>>25690315
Yo.
Long-time caffeine addict, I have to consume most readily-available stimulants in large quantities to notice any effects.

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>>25690315
this guy.

>>25690312
Only if they have heart problems or sensitivity to caffeine.

I've heard a story of a guy that drank a big gulp of 5 hour energy and was absolutely tripping balls and was just short of a heart attack.

>>25690370
Yeah, that guy.

>>25690330
Can't say I'm crazy over the green ones, but either the Dry Ice or one of the coffee ones are always good.

>>25690351

I tried it once on a lark.

Could feel my heart protesting halfway through.

>>25690370
>by penfifteen
there are no words

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>>25690340

I think Saori mentioned Mako having low blood pressure once in the series to explain Mako's perpetual laziness

>>25690382
>Can't say I'm crazy over the green ones
Well yeah, if you just say "Monster" I'm gonna assume you mean the original flavor. Some of the other flavors are okay, not great, but okay. But original Monster is fuckin' nasty.

>>25690409
The lemonade one... I forget what it's called... It has a pop top and yellow letters, that's how I know which one it is, but that's the best kind.

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>>25690370

Goodness.

At that point, I'd be more worried about your kidneys or liver than your heart after downing that much of the stuff.

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>>25690403
Moreover, it's not that she's always void of energy. She is not a morning person because of the low blood pressure, but during the evening/night she's more active.

>>25690369
looks like you need to go cold turkey soon. your body is getting resistant to it. you gotta detox asap!

>>25690409
Still a world better than Red Bull...or that's just my caffeine addiction singing its praises to the giant cans of low-carb monster they sold at the PX.

Those things were a godsend during those 15 hour night shifts.

You guys know that trying to do the whole energy drink thing will ultimately backfire (as most tend to have a crash afterwards), and likely actually make Mako comatose.

>>25690451
FYI people, caffeine is a poison in nature. it kills bugs dead as well as small critters. we're lucky it takes so much of it to kill humans, but yes, caffeine CAN kill us. be it via coffee or energy drinks. keep it low or you'll suffer for it.

>>25690531
I CANT HERE YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW FANTASTIC THIS PLAN IS. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.

>>25690543
moderation is key, I'm wary of energy drinks in general just due to how concentrated they tend to be.

If a can of cola is akin to a can of beer, then energy drinks are like vodka (good for getting you hyper/drunk mainly)

>>25690557
I can't hear you over your 'worse than /b/' stupidity.

>>25690330
Try Monster Import instead. Tones down all the sugar, bitterness and carbonation. Has a sweet reclosable top, too.

>>25690531
she's sleeping most of the time anyways. At least we'll get to see what an awake Mako acts like

>>25690557
NO ENERGY DRINKS! just give her a latte or something with low amounts of caffieen in it that she would drink.

>>25689845
>>Have some lunch!

>>25690590
why not just wait until the night time instead of doing some sort of stupid stunt. And who to say there's even any energy drinks on the ship anyways?

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>>25690268
Nah too sane she's gonna be foaming at the mouth.

>>25690543

Wasn't there a story in the news recently about some soccer mom going full "MUH CHILLUNS" after her kid died of cardiac arrhythmia brought on by downing too many Monsters?

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>>25690630

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>>25690630

>>25690632
There's at least one story floating around about someone drinking too much energy drinks and fucking themselves up, sometimes fatally.

>>25690667

Saw a new report on a lady who's heart exploded.

>>25690632
The genius chugged 5 of the big cans of monster in like 15 minutes.

>>25690543
>caffeine is a poison in nature
Lots of things are lethal in large quantities. Hell you can die from drinking too much water.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_intoxication

>>25690543

So is pretty much everything, in the right amounts; "The dose makes the poison", after all.

That being said, there are plenty of better substances than caffine to keep you alert, not all of which are strictly legal. Amphetamines are the most effective (but must be used in moderation, since they're also quite addictive), followed by cocaine and certain research chemicals. Modafinil and its derivatives are also quite good for this purpose, with the added benefit of being much safer and less addictive.

>>25690709

Still like my coffee, thank you very much.

>>25690709
>Modafinil
That's approved to treat EDS, right?
We should have her ask her doctor about it.

>>25690737

It is indeed.

>>25690612
>one energy drink
>stupid stunt
c'mon now, I'm not suggesting we throw her into a kilo of cocaine here

>>25690782
YOu're not thinking about the way things could go haywire or how it'd affect her in classes. The logic is mainly "for the lulz", making me think the thread is infested Summerfags.

>>25690737
>>25690769
In the US, yeah. Not sure about Japan though.

>>25690733

That's fair, but you wouldn't use coffee to treat narcolepsy (for one thing, the dose of caffeine necessary to treat it would induce some very unpleasant physical side effects).

>>25690826
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafanil#Availability Sold as Modiodal in Japan.

>>25690844
We need to let her know about that, then.

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>>25690805
IIRC Mako barely makes it to classes anyways, due to her constantly being asleep. It's a big deal at the end of the show when one of the Sodoklones wipes her tardies/absences. And, while it's certainly no peer-reviewed study, I've seen many many many people drink energy drinks, and not one of them has gone as entirely "Haywire" as you seem to fear.

>YOu're
>making me think the thread is infested Summerfags.
In the future, if you're going to use the tired old "b-but the SUMMERFAGS" accusation, please bother to proofread the post in which you use it

Instead of all this talk of energy drinks and caffeine, why don't we do it the old fashioned way and give her a bunch of red meat.

>>25690961
Isn't that supposed to be harder to find in Japan than watermelons, or am I just too used to buying the stuff for a few dollars a pound?

>>25690990
They have beef, BUT it's these itty bitty strips. You're not gonna have an easy time finding like a ribeye, for example.
http://gaijinchronicles.com/2004/11/28/the-cows-worst-enemy/

>>25690990
it's not hard to find, just bloody expensive. There isn't really a lot of room in Japan for cows...and I'd imagine there's even less on a carrier

>>25690844
>>25690871

>/tg/ characters
>masters of EVERYTHING

>>25690961

Won't that get her to fall asleep further? As her body diverts more energy to digesting?

>>25691027
Maybe at first, but the calories gained far outweighs the calories lost.
>>25690990
>>25691020
>>25691023
Derp, forgot all about that.

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>>25687280

>mfw I've never seen Girls Und Panzer
>mfw my name is Patrick
>mfw I ran comms during convoy simulations

I heard japan has some really good beef but it's not able to be exported to the US for some reason though it doesn't stop a bunch of people from trying to pass off things as "wagyu beef"

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So when do we get our double Yukari 3-way?

>>25690336
Vending machines don't card.
There's a liquor store by me that still has them. They bought trucks worth when the writing hit the wall.

>>25690990
>Paying for meat.
Get with the Murika.

>>25691080
Now if only you were a mick too.

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>>25691020

>he likes his meat well done.

>>25691092
Of course he's a fucking mick, his name's Paddy.

The Tali-beard is the actual question.

No wait, can we IED in Tank Battles is the actual question.

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>>25691091
Well I have to pay my neighbor something, and deer isn't available year round.

>>25691091
>There's a liquor store by me that still has them. They bought trucks worth when the writing hit the wall.
you lucky, lucky asshole. I want them

>>25691122

No.

>>25691093
can't win it all.

>>25691093
Oh I know, it's gross, but he has a point about those itty bitty strips being fucking BULLSHIT.
>>25691091
>There's a liquor store by me that still has them. They bought trucks worth when the writing hit the wall.
You are now required to make Chili Four Loko for your game group next session.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eah23WvLYsQ

>>25691093
Hey, meat well done is perfectly reasonable. Some of us prefer not to eat a hunk of meat straight off the cow. At least medium rare for me, thank you very much.

>>25691184
>Oh I know, it's gross, but he has a point about those itty bitty strips being fucking BULLSHIT.
truth. we tore through them in the restaurants

>>25690268
What the hell is this from?

You happily join the three members of Anglerfish team at the table. "Ladies." You greet with a polite nod as you sit down with your tray. You nod over at the sleeping Mako. "Early morning?"

"Even my bugle didn't wake her up!" Yukari says enthusiastically. "We had to use the Panzer's gun! Blank shell, of course."

Miho looks over at the sleeping girl. "It was the only thing that worked..." She looks up at you amazement on her face. "She's got a dozen alarm clocks around her bed, and everyone one of them was going off when we got to her house!"

"We had to dress her in the Panzer!" Yukari chimes in. "She was asleep through most of that too- Hana had to drive again."

"...Did you get her some breakfast?" You say, cocking your head to the side to get a better look at her face. She's definately sound asleep.

Mako nods. "A muffin."

>Poke Mako.
>Try to wake Mako up.
>Let sleeping garupans lie.

>>25691184

Bite sized chunks are pretty nice, though. If theres alot of them. With Rice.

>>25691200

Medium Rare or even Medium is still...acceptable. Well Burnt is where I draw the line.

Blue is still heaven

Rolled 20

>>25691240
>Poke Mako.

>>25691240

>Poke Mako.

>>25691240

>Poke Mako

I swear, this woman will never hear the end of it from us.

>>25691240
>Poke Mako
For science!

>>25691240
>>Let sleeping garupans lie.

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>>25691231
From before she was told she had to be up early to compete.

>>25691240
>Poke Mako.

>>25691240
>"A muffin."

"Well that's not enough for a proper breakfast at all!"

>Poke Mako.

>Poke Mako.

>>25691263
>>25691264
>>25691273
>>25691276
>>25691282
>>25691284

And then she bites the finger off.

>>25691240
>Mako nods. "A muffin."

That's not breakfast. That's not breakfast at all.

[spoilers]Probably not to our American MC anyway[/spoilers]

>>25691263

Critical Success on Poking!
Mako is now Perfectly Awake...


but voting for the poke either way...

>>25691240

>Poke sleeping Mako

BEST IDEA

>>25691240
>[x] Try to wake Mako up.

>>25691240
>>Poke Mako.

>>25691296
That's what gloves are for.

Introduce Patrick.

>Poke Mako
Afterwards, get her a large (american-style) breakfast that will make all weight-conscious girls wince.

>>25691240
Indroduce Patrick.

>>25691240
>Poke Mako
>Give Monster

No way this plan can fail.

>>25691240
>Poke Mako.

If you know what i mean *winkwinknudgenudge*

>>25691298
Needs eggs and bacon since we are American

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>>25691289

If it were up to us, Mako would probably have to fight her way through a stack of four pancakes, three eggs, bacon, sausage, biscuits with gravy, orange juice, and milk, all doused with a hefty helping of FREEDOM on top.

>>25691240
>poke the Mako

>>25691360

Outside of 'murrika.

The egg you find for breakfast is raw, beaten and mixed with soy sauce and poured over cooked rice.

It is delicious.

>>25691389
god bless America

>>25691240
>Poke Mako.

>>25691389
No no, she just has to eat the red white and blue pancakes at the nearest Denny's. They taste like America. Yes, this is a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQDZfNm2Wrw

I see it's asshole American time.

>>25691402
>>25691389
we should see if we can throw a good ole American barbeque for the team. Burgers, hotdogs, steaks, corn, the works

>>25691425
You realize everyone making comments about shoving a massive breakfast down her throat is joking, right?
But in all seriousness, one muffin isn't much of a breakfast unless it's a large muffin.

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>>25691389
A true AMERICAN breakfast of champions!

>>25691425
It's been Asshole America time ever since we started this thread

>>25691453

It kinda is for a small girl.

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>>25691240
>Mako nods. "A muffin."
Ham double Egg and Cheese, on a bagel, croissant, or hardroll. Every morning. No exceptions.
>inb4 Japan fails at breakfast sanwiches

>>25691132
Serves you right for not living in a state with god tier 12 month seasons like NY.
Or paying your neighbor in meat.
Here have some Best Team.

>>25691462
>Glock
Why is he using a German gun?
That should be a 1911.

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>>25691240
>Try to wake Mako up.
Lure with food.

>>25691240
>>Poke Mako.

>>25691474
why is Oreo so loveable

>>25691468
Maybe the reason for her lethargy is because she's in the onset of a sugar crash?

She still needs something more substantial, though not on the proportions of an American breakfast that some anons seem to suggest.

>>25691444
Only if it's sweet corn and we can get some vidilla onions to saute for the burgers.

>>25691474
The exchange rate for wild hog to cow is a bit scewed at the moment.

>>25691517
done and done

>>25691444
You're describing backyard grillin', not true barbecue, you pleb.

>>25691402
Its fucking delicious. Especially when the rice is still so hot that the egg gets cooked a little. :D

>>25691240
>POKE MAKO

AWAKEN SLEEPER!

So I was wondering why you guys had the Rabbit girls name their Lee after something from Monty Python. Seemed a bit odd.

Then I discovered this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MuxIyTt4gQ
I was not expecting this ever. My mind is breaking.

>>25691240
IA IA MAKO FHATGHN

>>25691468
and she is the smallest girl (in height and frame) in the Angler fish team and possibly Oorai in general.

>>25691548
I'll admit that calling it "a barbeque" was crass of me and you're correct. However, if you continue on to say that I don't know what real barbeque is, I will have to request a duel to restore my honor

>>25691492
Because he's Bill Clinton.
nogunz and yesuncomfortableflirtingatthediner.

Also the Glock is Austrian.

>>25691548
Are we talking Caribbean or Southern variants, because the only difference could just be the hardware used.

>>25691599
Hana could eat all that easily, and then be your best friend forever.

>>25691627
Small isn't a word one'd use for Hana as she's Mako's opposite (tall and shapely)

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>>25691622
>the Glock is Austrian.
Same thing!

>>25691592
I guess you could say that the girls consider every spam sacred.

>>25691653
b-b-b-but I don't want any waffles!

>>25691592
Yeah no one would expect a bunch of japanese freshmen girls to be monty python fans... though I'd imagine they'd end up making male MP fans pretty happy down the line.

>>25691700
Right. Now let's see Rabbit Team do something decent, and military. Some precision drilling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI

>>25691700
>though I'd imagine they'd end up making male MP fans pretty happy down there

>>25691720
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI
So...

This is what our team is doing for the talent contest in OVA 6 right?

Either that or BEEFCAKE

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I HEARD SOMEONE SAY BEEFCAKE

>>25691751

We can't.

Russel was specifically mentioned to not have any idea of Monty Python. At all.

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>>25691867

>>25691867
Clearly Usagi Cheemu will decide we need to be educated.

>>25691751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeJmYtwuggw
Only actual choice.

You look over at them. "That's not breakfast- that's a breakfast item." You look over at Mako. "She needs a real breakfast- protein, carbs, sugar... Something to get up and goin'!" You reach over and poke her experiementally with your finger, eliciting nothing but a slight groand and her recoiling away. "What time is practice tomorrow? 6AM again?"

Miho nods. "6AM- then another practice after school." She looks over at Mako. "I'm actually beginning to doubt whether she'll be able to make it!"

You smile at her, poking Mako again. This time she attempts to bite before falling asleep again as quickly as she woke up. You go over a checklist of what you'll need- everything's in the cupboard at home- and you're pretty sure the Reizei house will have what you can't bring with you. "Don't worry- just be at my house at 5:15 tomorrow. I'll handle the rest."

Yukari looks at you. "What's your plan?"

You grin at her- the kind of grin when you have a brilliant plan. The kind of grin that needs a cigar and a white jacket to complete the look. "A real breakfast."

>>25692030
>The kind of grin that needs a cigar and a white jacket to complete the look.

CREED?!

Also where's the options or are you writing another post?

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inb4 Next Time on GuP Quest
>>25692056
>CREED?!
No.
Better.

>>25692030
HA HA TIME FOR IRON CHEF

Next time on Girls und Panzer...

>Momo hits another target.
>Patrick needs a girl.
>The Freshman get tank art!

Girls und Panzer will return Sunday between 6 and 7PM PST (I work a bit late again.)

Follow me on twitter for schedule updates to and know when the threads go live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>25692030
I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!

>>25692056
Next time on GuP Quest!
>Breakfast
>Fucking Bacon
>Tactical Genius
>Grandpa is shagging the Chouno

>>25692138
>Grandpa is shagging the Chouno
That's not new to any of us, we called it the moment we saw him on the boat.
She makes him call her "Ma'am".
He likes it.

>>25692116
>Patrick needs a girl.

He's going to hook up with Anzu and they will never stop trolling us together.

And now it's just occurred to me, has Roy ever done anything? I only just remembered that he existed.

>>25692077

I fucking love that someone got that reference.

You know what else I love?

Making a hearty breakfast!

>>25692154

>She gets him at attention and at ease at will

>>25692156

He says 'Up'.

>>25692154
it's frightening to even think of the prospect.

Russel must learn his ways.

>>25692154
>>25692165
>Chouno
>Taking control of anything
>Ever

>>25692156
He loads the gun. Also is boning the Leopon behind everyone's backs.

>>25692241
>He loads the gun. Also is boning the Leopon behind everyone's backs.

He's having sex with the TigerP?

>>25692030
>"A real breakfast."

Jerkass American moment incoming along with Mako ending up sick due to the breakfast that's half her weight.

>>25692280

Not if we make enough for everyone, and then share

>>25692372

We should tell the rest of Anglerfish to not have breakfast either.

>>25692280
Or, we're not as inflammatory as you, and intend for a nice balanced breakfast in appropriate proportions. But no one who disagrees with you could possibly be so well tempered, right?

>>25692280
I'm guessing it's probably more along the lines of, you know.. Egg, bacon, toast, a glass of juice/cup of coffee and so on.
A big, solid breakfast but not "hurr, eight cheeseburgers for breakfast because 'murrica!"

Also, am I the only one hoping we'll hook up with Yukari, not because I have any particulary favoritism towards her (although she is nice), but just because we've already ended where it would be natural for the plot to go that way?
She is kind of clueless, but she invited him to her room, meaning she likes and trusts him that much at least. Rose "approves", because otherwise she wouldn't have made that threat. Her parents were even talking grandkids the moment they saw him...

And more importantly: if we do, people can finally shut up about all the "mai waifu"-bullshit, and just fucking move on.

>>25694287

buuuuuuuuuut we're been moving in that direction all along and Yukari is perfect tank fluffy waifu anyways.

Yeah best be making a personal note not to go overboard. That would be bad.

>I'm guessing it's probably more along the lines of, you know.. Egg, bacon, toast, a glass of juice/cup of coffee and so on.

I like this. Fresh orange juice is especially refreshing IMHO.

Also should we do wind up picking the Yukari route remember to introduce her to stuff other than tanking.

Lastly: ELC rules!

>>25692269
More like boning the entire Auto Club.