>>25666331
>Resistance 1.5 (Darcsen Edition)

>>25666331
>>Operation Strike Back (Lanseal semi-shenanigans)
I still feel we should continue the Lanseal contingent's adventures.

>>25666331
>>Resistance 1.5 (Darcsen Edition)

>>25666331
>>Resistance 1.5 (Darcsen Edition)
Tarin? Or Heloise?

>>25666331
>Operation Strike Back (Lanseal semi-shenanigans)
I was gonna say that we should take a break from Lanseal, but what the hell.

>>25666331
>Resistance 1.5 (Darcsen Edition)
>>25666398
I would assume Tarin since she hasn't had her side chapter yet.

>>25666331
>Resistance 1.5 (Darcsen Edition)
Tarin time.

Lanseal is part of the main quest now so I don't really see the need to do it now.

>>25666331
>All Quiet on the Gallian Front
Oh Boy PTSD time!

>>25666398
It's Tarin.

She was a former partisan and we already did Heloise.

>>25666331

>Resistance 1.5 (Darcsen Edition)

TARIN TIME BOYZ

>>25666331
>>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

>Operation Strike Back (Lanseal semi-shenanigans)

Operate?

>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

>>25666331
>>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

>>25666331
>Resistance 1.5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w

>>25666331
>Operation Strike Back (Lanseal semi-shenanigans)

>>25666331

And here I was hoping to play some CoH 2.

Or sleep for that matter.

>>25666531
Also, my vote.

>>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

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>>25666517
NO
FUCK YOU

>>25666331
>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

Gallian Front = Julia
Resistance = Tarin
Hunter = Alek

Am I right?

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>>25666331
>>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

Oh dear.

Great, I decide to give one more minute for votes and you guys have to go and tie it up.

SUDDEN DEATH NEXT VOTE AFTER THIS DECIDES IT

>>25666563
I'd think so. Hunter could also be Brilliant, but I'd think Alek.

>>25666569
I think I've found a way to incorporate Juliana's "departure from canon" with the canon. By the end of VC2 all of the leaders of the GRA are gone and all information pertaining to the Artificial Valkyria project was lost with the sinking of the GRA main battleship. Now with Juliana being the sole Artificial Valkria alive, the rest of the world is going to try to obtain as much information and research from her to duplicate/improve the project (this is a bad thing). As she is currently in the infirmary recovering from her wounds, what I suggest is that Lanseal (namely Novak) fake her death, "officially" recording into history of Juliana's epic last stand before succumbing to the sheer mental and physical stress of the Artificial Valkria system. In reality, they mark her records as KIA and give her a new identity. Maybe they keep her at Lanseal (maybe as a staff member?) to protect her from the hands of those still interesting in duplicating the Artificial Valkyria.

>>25666594

>>All Quiet on the Gallian Front

>>25666594
RESISTANCE.

>>25666594
Lanseal!

>>25666605
Damnit.

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>>25666531
>Not dying for mother Russia
Isakovich, why do you doubt the cause so much?

>>25666594
Next time just roll a 1d2 merc com

>>25666601
That seems very reasonable. I like it, but it depends on how Merc wants to run with it.

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>>25666605

Ha ha ha time for EW1 tank shenanigans.

>>25666636

Because I believe in my men not the cause.

>>25666696
What you've wrote on this board could condem a man several times over. But before that happens, comrade, first i need to know the truth.

>>25666753
What Merc Com asked of our sleep schedules those nights approached the impossible! (Ausfag so its actually just afternoon so HA)

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>>25666810
>that fucking mission
FUCK YOU STUGS
STOP DRIVING AROUND THE AT GUNS
FUCK

>>25666810
it's times like these that I still wish I lived in China.

>>25666852

General mode wasn't it?

At least it wasn't the mission before that where they just flooded you with fucking armored cars.

>>25666852
>tfw I played that on General and I just got my guards rifle to button everything while the ZiS's did all the work.

You have to learn how to operate tovarisch.

>>25666810

I'm going to invent a machine that can let me pull you though the internet into my time zone. Just so you can get jet-lag and enjoy it being 10:30 PM over here.

>>25666901
you think that's bad?
It's 3:37AM here in the UK

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>>25666649
I didn't feel like it.

Anyways, Julia's side chapter is actually kinda short (I think). We might have time for Tarin's.

>>25666331
You are JULIA BEECH, and currently, you're pretty sure you're in Hell. Well, if you replaced the fire and brimstone with mud and ash.

When the war started, you and your family were pretty sure that you would be safe. After all, Gallia was neutral nation and really had no interest in Europan wars, especially those between the Federation and Empire. Unfortunately, through a series of events you aren't even aware of, here you are, drafted into the Gallian militia and stuck in a trench line across the field from an opposing Imperial trench line.

And you are barely even twelve years old.

Because apparently "children are much smaller, more agile, and faster than adults", and "oh, the enemy wouldn't dare fire on them!", you got the unenviable job of being a courier. You haven't even been given your own weapon to defend yourself with. Even worse, you're in the middle of an offensive, which means men are pressing into enemy lines. Men that need a direct line of communication to the their commanders. And somebody's gotta carry that shit.

"Alright! I need a courier to step up!" An officer yells. "Wire duty!"

Fuck, if there was anything worse than carrying messages, it was lugging a goddamn spool of telephone wire on your back.

>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.
>Volunteer. You'd never be able to live with the guilt of palming it off to someone else.
>Other

>>25666937
>>Volunteer. You'd never be able to live with the guilt of palming it off to someone else.

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.

>>25666937
>>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.
Snipers just love hitting the wire carriers.

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.

>And you are barely even twelve years old.
So she's around thirty?

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.
We're not getting paid enough for this

>>25666993
Yep, and still manages to look around low/mid-twenties, to the jealousy of her (surviving) friends.

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>>25666810
Merc Com does not have the luxury to agonize over every poster who's work day he ruined. They understood what was at stake and their posting bought us the time to do what was necessary.

>>25667031
That's younger than I thought she'd be.

>>25666937
>>Volunteer. You'd never be able to live with the guilt of palming it off to someone else.

>>25666937
>Volunteer. You'd never be able to live with the guilt of palming it off to someone else.

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer.
Fuck that

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it

>>25667031
She probably uses a lot of makeup, too.

>>25666937
>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it.
Child Soldiers, YAAAAAY

>>25666937

>Volunteer. You'd never be able to live with the guilt of palming it off to someone else.

Run run run

>>25667039

I still remember their posts as they sat there stunned.
(Fuck now I have to screw around in CoH 2 to get more lines.)

>>25666937
>>Don't volunteer. Maybe somebody else will get stuck with it
Rule #1 in the military. Never volunteer for anything

>>25666937
>>Volunteer. You'd never be able to live with the guilt of palming it off to someone else.

>>25667193
Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything.

And try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

>>25667258
Amen.

>>25666937
You do what comes natural. You kind of scrunch up and tuck in your shoulders to make you look smaller and more sickly. The officers only wanted to most rested or healthiest looking kids. The officer narrows his eyes as he scans the crowd.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 18

>>25667312

ere we go

Rolled 5

>>25667312
DICE

Rolled 1

>>25667312

Rolled 18

>>25667312

>>25667312
>>25667326
>yfw the higher the roll, the more healthy we look

>>25667332
fuck me

Rolled 7

>>25667312

>>25667332
Goddamnit Wrenloft.

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>>25667332

Rolled 19

>>25667336

nope crit fails
>>25667332
are bad see?

>>25667326
>>25667329
>>25667332
Well, shit. Wrenloft, this is all your fault.

>>25667372
I blame the dice gods

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>>25667332

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>>25667332
We're dead

>>25667332
God damn.

>>25667332
How come this always happens during the most important part?

>>25667470
Hey, we rolled TWO TWENTIES to save Juliana. And this is hardly an important part. I mean, we know she's going to survive.

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You'd think this was KUBO quest with all the despair over that 1.

In other news, I hope that anon that requested Alek and Elsa is alive, because for you, it's time to REJOICE.

>>25667470
We got double twenties (0.25%) in the last thread.

This is just the luck balancing itself out.

>>25667518
Nice

>>25667518
I love what you did with Elsa. Has a seductive look in her eye. For Alek, I never imagined him having flat hair.

>>25667518

I love you.

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>>25667312
Unfortunately, the officer isn't fooled by your ploy. You look up and realize it's Darling. Shit. He's largely caught on to your tricks and makes every effort to toss you out into the frontlines when he can.

"Trying to duck out of your sworn duty again, eh private Beech?" Darling glowers at you. "Congratulations, you just volunteered for telephone duty."

"Asshole." You grumble as he picks you up by the collar and marches you out of your nice and warm little bunker into the cold and muddy trenches.

"Your objective is simple enough." Darling says as two of his men strap the wire spool onto your back. "Just make your way across the field and make contact with the allied troops on the other side."

Oh yeah, simple for him. He didn't have to brave the barbed wire, artillery shells, machine gun and sniper fire, and mines. Friggin bastard. The spool feels heavy on your back. You wonder how you'll ever lug this thing across no man's land.

"Next wave in thirty seconds!" Another officer down the trench yells, and you can see more men stacking up in the trench, getting ready to go over the top. Meanwhile, Gallian shells scream overhead in an attempt to suppress any entrenched Imperials.

>Go now, while the artillery is suppressing the defenders.
>Wait for the other men to charge. You can use them as a shield for your advance.
>Other

>>25667595
>Go now, while the artillery is suppressing the defenders.

Are we feeling lucky?

>>25667595
>>Wait for the other men to charge. You can use them as a shield for your advance.

>>25667595
>Wait for the other men to charge. You can use them as a shield for your advance.
Discretion, valor, blah blah blah.

>>25667595
>>Wait for the other men to charge. You can use them as a shield for your advance.

Yes, throw more men at the problem. At the very least, it'll bring the general's whine cabinet 2-inches closer to the enemy's capital.

>>25667595
>Wait for the other men to charge. You can use them as a shield for your advance.
This is going to end HORRIBLY.
>eroSAM peace
Uh, I think captcha likes Sam.

>>25667595

>Go now, while the artillery is suppressing the defenders.

While I don't trust arty accuracy as far as EWI is concerned its better than walking into MG fire. Just Book it into a shell hole the moment we get over the top. Let the troops roll over, check if they made it then follow them.

>>25667518
That is freaking hilarious

>>25667595
>Go now, while the artillery is suppressing the defenders.

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>>25667595
>Darling
we need to try and get transferred to these guys

>>25667595
>Go now, while the artillery is suppressing the defenders.
Because once the shells stop falling the enemy starts shooting everything. I'd rather take my chances in an artillery barrage, to be honest.

>>25667595
>>Wait for the other men to charge. You can use them as a shield for your advance.
We can even pick up their firearms if they happen to fall.

>>25667703
You forget, they're still under General Melchet. That's pretty much a death sentence, subtracting any left over dignity.

>>25667576
Love you too man.

You west or east coast? (Or God forgive, Tasmania?)

>>25667595
You decide to wait for the next wave to start. At the very least you hope the MGs and snipers would be more distracted with the soldiers to concern themselves with you. You then hear a shrill whistle in the distance signalling the charge.

With one unified war cry, the Gallian soldiers charge out of the trenches and straight into the battle. You silently count to five and clamber over the trench to follow.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 14

>>25667831

Rolled 17

>>25667831
DICE

Rolled 10

>>25667831
Smite me, oh mighty dice gods!

Rolled 1

>>25667831
Gulp.

Rolled 11

>>25667831

>>25667849
The dice gods sure have a sense of irony. Thankfully, you're just late.

>>25667849
Oh thank god I was late.

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>>25667849
Well that was close.

>>25667811

New South Welshman here

>>25667842
Thank you for rolling well
>>25667843
Thank you for the 1 block.

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>>25667849

>>25667843
Hey Wrenloft, you started paying off your debt by staving off a duplicate of your downfall

I guess the 1's are a result of the canon-defying action we did last chapter.

Julia is in her thirties, so how old is Jager?

>>25667996
We didn't defy canon. We stabbed it in the neck.

>>25667907

Southwest here.

>>25667842
As expected, the machine guns start barking from the Imperial side, sending mud and blood flying everywhere. You try to ignore the falling Gallian soldiers, keeping your eyes and head locked looking forward to dodge anything that might come your way. You can hear metal squealing as the spool on your back spins. Unfortunately, the weight of the damn spool starts slowing you down, and the Gallian soldiers begin to outpace you, becoming small blobs in the distance. Isolated, you start becoming a more enticing target for snipers, and all to aware of the bullet impacts getting closer and closer to you.

Panicking, you leap into the nearest shell crater you can find. You land into an ankle deep puddle of mud and water, and suddenly see that you're not alone in the crater.

"Well hey there." The stranger says. You panic briefly, thinking he might be an Imperial, but you see Gallian markings and calm down somewhat, but not totally. There was a reason he was in this shell hole, after all.

"Hi." You say cautiously, getting ready to clamber out of the hole if you need to.

"No need to be scared." The man shrugs and goes back to polishing his sword. "Just taking a quick break."

>Seems like you're just sitting out the battle.
>You know, I could use a quick break, too.
>Other

>>25668105
>Seems like you're just sitting out the battle.

>>25668105
>>You know, I could use a quick break, too.
We're too young for this shit.

>>25668105
>>You know, I could use a quick break, too.

>>25668105
>inb4 this guy is a fucking ghost

>>25668105
>>Seems like you're just sitting out the battle.

>>25668105
>You know, I could use a quick break, too.

>>25668105
>Other
"Who're you?"

>>25668105
[]other

Umm I gatta go. Bye!

>>25668105

>You know, I could use a quick break, too.

>>25668078

Cool

>>25668105
>>You know, I could use a quick break, too.
This thing is heavy.

>>25668105
>You know, I could use a quick break, too.
This guy seems cool

>>25668105
I'm down for a break too, this shit is ridiculous.

>>25668105
>You know, I could use a quick break, too.

>>25668105
"You know, I could use a quick break, too." You sigh, sitting down in the mud across from the man. "So what's your name?"

"You can just call me Dillon." The man says. He then sheathes his sword and starts polishing his shield. Huh, a fencer. You don't see many of those guys around anymore. "And your name, little one?"

"Julia."

"A good name." Dillon nods. "So what brings you to this wonderful place?"

>You first.
>Well, it's a long story...
>Wait, what the hell are we doing?
>Other

>>25668358
>>You first.
be careful what you let slip...

>>25668358
>>Well, it's a long story...
>Wait, what the hell are we doing?
In that order

>>25668358
>"Conscription"

>>25668358
>Other
Find me later, and I'll tell you all about it.

>>25668358
>>Other
I was out for a nice stroll, thinking that it was a wonderful day for a picnic. You?

>>25668358
>You first.
>...Wait, what the hell are we doing?

>>25668358
>Well, it's a long story...
>Wait, what the hell are we doing?

>>25668358
>Other
"Oww, you know heard this was a great tourist destination. Lots of friendly people amongst the quite, roaming hills and the like.

>>25668358
"Oh, you know, joined the army, said they had good pay, great benefits, and could see the world." You say rather sarcastically. "And I thought it was a great time to take a bit of a stroll."

Dillon merely laughs, nearly dropping his shield.

"But seriously, what the hell are we doing here?"

"Me? I'm no coward, if that's what you're thinking." Dillon returns to polishing his shield. "I just like going at my own pace. Slow and steady, you know. Just waiting for the right moment."

"Which would be...?"

"When their machine guns are reloading of course." Dillon stands up and stretches. "You're free the tag along, of course."

>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.
>Fencers are big. He'll just be a target.
>Other

>>25668725
>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.
Hello, meatshield I mean Dillon.

>>25668725
>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.
We are 12, and what is this.

>>25668725
>>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.
Meatshield!

>>25668725
>>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.
When a lull comes, motion for him to go on ahead. "Ladies first"

>>25668725
>>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.

>>25668725
>Fencers are tough, you could use his protection

Here's hoping to the Vakyur he's a VC2 fencer where their shield could actually block bullets

Come to think of it MC, will we get a fencer/mauler unit in the Demons?

>>25668725
>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.

>>25668808
Never, please.

>>25668725

>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.

So long as we complete our job.

>>25668808
By EWII Fencers are largely obsolete with the advent of tanks and better lances and an increase in the average infantryman's general firepower.

>>25668725
>Fencers are tough. You could use his protection.

>>25668808
I hope not. Those seemed too out of place, even for the semi-fantastical universe of Valkyria Chronicles.

>>25668725
"Yeah, sure, I'll tag along." You say, standing up and taking position beside Dillon.

"Ah, it's always nice to have a traveling companion, isn't it?" Dillon grins and raises his shield. "And off we go!"

The first minute or so is rather uneventful, but once the Imps see movement in no man's land, they start zeroing in, and it's only a matter of time before bullets are plinking off Dillon's shield. Fortunately, the shield is big and thick, and DIllon seems to have no trouble hefting it, staying between you and the enemy. The spool continues to spin.

"You know." Dillon says casually, as if he doesn't notice the bullets flying his way. "You never tell me how you came to be here."

>Is this really the time?
>Okay.
>You first and then I'll go.
>Other

>>25669005
>You first and then I'll go.

>>25669005
>You show me yours I'll show you mine.

>>25669005
>>Is this really the time?

>>25669005
>>You first and then I'll go.

>>25669005
>You first and then I'll go.

Nothing like a friendly chat whilst under fire

>>25669005
>>Okay.

I swear to god that if this is the first battle where the Empire unveils their first "Landship", we are screwed as we don't even have anti-tank weapons invented yet.

>>25668949

I liked Fencers. They served as a visual reminder to me that "Ah yes, this is a fantasy world that's allowed to function on cool. Yes."

>>25669005

>Is this really the time?

Not exactly a good idea to be having idle chitchat in the middle of a firefight.

>>25669005
"How about you first?" You say.

"Well, not much for me, I just like helping out whenever I can." Dillon shrugs, or at least tries to while lugging that shield. "The army seemed the natural choice for me."

"Yeah well, you could say the I was the natural choice for the army." You say bitterly.

"Ah conscription. An unfortunate necessity in these times." Dillon frowns. "I take it you don't appreciate your lot in life?"

"Really, what gave that away?"

"Look on the bright side of life!" Dillon grins. "We at least have some exercise and fresh air!"

"You... are you even right in the head?" You ask.

"Probably not, but who is these days?" Dillon laughs.

"You've got a point there."

"Get down!" Dillon pushes you down and raises his shield. An artillery shell lands several dozen meters away, showering you with mud debris, though the worst is deflected by Dillon's shield.

"Fuck, do the Imps want us dead that badly?" You scowl.

"Oh no, that was our own artillery." Dillon says with his usual cheerful tone. "No worries. Their aim isn't very good either."

Okay, there was definitely something very wrong with this guy.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 17

>>25669445

Rolled 16

>>25669445

Rolled 16

>>25669445
I'm kinda liking this guy.

>>25669445

>>25669445
I like this guy.

>>25669445
Objection! Those aren't our own artillery. Not even our superiors are mad enough to bomb their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the Empire do it for them.

>>25669445
New plan, we keep this bastard alive, and then recruit him.

>>25669511
he's totally gonna get slagged before the scenario ends

>>25669548

He'd be an old bastard on an obsolete class by Jager's present timeline

>>25669607
But a veteran we could use as a tactician.

>>25669464
And you make it to the first Imp trench with no issues. You give our telephone line a quick tug, and breath a sigh of relief to see that it's still intact. Dillon scans the trench for a second before waving you in, notifying it's safe.

The inside of the trench is... pretty brutal. It's already been "cleared" by your own forces, but the floor of the trench is choked with bodies from both sides. The Imps didn't give this position up easily.

"I think it's time for another break." Dillon says, pushing a dead off an ammo crate and taking a seat.

>You should probably keep going before Darling wonders what the hell you're doing.
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.
>Other

>>25669607
he COULD be our old man

>>25669548
When's the next recruitment anyway?

>>25669639
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.

>>25669639
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.

>>25669650
Next thread I think.

We got Isolde and Headcase right after Albion and we just finished up Ustio.

>>25669639
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.

This guy has the right idea. Plus pick up a weapon that we can use. Even if it's just a sidearm be better than nothing.

>>25669639
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.
>>25669650
Dunno, don't care. We find this bastard and recruit him.

>>25669639
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.
Not like darling can do a damn thing about us.
He needs to actually get over here toe apply revolver to head afterall.

>>25669639
>>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.
Find a better weapon.

>>25669639
>>You should probably keep going before Darling wonders what the hell you're doing.

>>25669639
>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.

Always time for looting.

>>25669639

>Take a break. Explore the trench. You might find something.

Never know what kinda loot you can find in a trench.

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Anyone have a plan before one of these comes along?

>>25669639
>>You should probably keep going before Darling wonders what the hell you're doing.
Might as well get on with it.

>>25667811
>>2566790
I have fellow countrymen in this quest? Now don't have to be alone in not being sleep-deprived by Merc Command!

>>25669650
Probably once we leave Lanseal, I got a feeling we'd be taking Vanilla Bitchtits along to protect her from being exploited for Artificial Valkyrie research, or just make that the point where the 2 storyline converges before the push toward endgame

>>25669761
Grenades and prayers.

>>25669792
I get the feeling that she's a bit too overpowered for a playable quest character...

>>25669792
Maybe Novak and Class Z fakes her death and she can get a new identity and come along with us.

>>25669796
RAMIREZ, TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND DESTROY THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>25669792
Not sure if recruiting any more members right now is a good idea unless we want less income and less character development

>>25669863
that'd assume she doesn't just stick to normal stuff afterwards as she isn't a fully blown one who could use those powers without drawbacks (Alicia and Selvaria), Reilia wasn't quite 'perfect' for whatever reason and as a result they put more of a strain on her.

>>25669639
You decide to take a break as well. Fuck Darling and whatever royal horse he rides in on. If he's gonna punish you he's gotta come all the way out here to do it. You take off the heavy spool and set it down on the mud.

"Hey Dillon, I'm just going to go explore for a bit. Can you keep an eye on this for me?"

"Of course, little one. Take all the time you need."

You then walk off, carefully stepping around the bodies, trying to find anything valuable.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 19

>>25669968

Rolled 9

>>25669968
DICE

Rolled 1

>>25669968

>>25669863
The Artificial Valkyur side effect basically eats away on sanity and/or lifespan, if anything it'd be more like witness protection/convalescence kind of thing

Then again, unless Elizabeth is completely loyal to Jager, bringing her along may not be a good idea

>>25669995
DAMN YOU DICE GODS

>>25669995
Just... Stop.

>>25669995
Okay man... you're not allowed to roll anymore for this thread. Your luck is just bad tonight.

>>25669995
Really.

Again.

>>25669995
Congratulations! You found an active mine.

>>25669995
Is one of the Imps alive and tries to kill us?

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>>25669877

Tragic boating accident while on a beach vacation, maybe?

>>25670044
I was thinking something similar to:>>25666601
With the "death due to extreme physical and mental stress", and with Class Z/Novak handling the entire funeral procession for the school's fallen cadets. They need one massive coverup for this one.

>>25669995
GORRAMNIT MAN

>>25670044
not believable, ain't gonna drown with those tits' buoyancy

>>25669988
You pick your way through the carnage, trying to find anything of worth. Unfortunately most of the weapons are covered in mud and water, essentially making them useless. You can also tell that a lot of them have also already been scavenged off of, with emptied pockets and missing ring fingers telling you all you need to know.

However, in your search for loot, you grow careless, which proves to be a critical mistake. You hear something behind you, and thinking it's just Dillon checking in on you, you ignore the sound until thick arm wraps itself around your neck, lifting you off the ground.

"Well what do we have here?" You assailant's breath stinks of rot and disease."A lost little girl? You should be careful out here. Lot's of unsavory characters out here..."

>Fuck. What do you do?

Rolled 17

>>25670207

Kick in the balls.

>>25670207
Kick him in the nuts as our feet are now at ball level.

>>25670207
Kick in the dangly bits to start with.

>>25670207
Dick punch. Then run to Dillon.

>>25670207
Kick him in the balls, and if that fails slam your head back.

>>25666531
>>25666636
>>25666696
>>25666753
>>25666810
>>25666852
>>25666883
>>25666888
>>25667039
>>25667177
So I take it CoH 2 is good?
How does it compare to the first game?
>>25670207
Kick him in the stones.

>>25670207
Destry his testes

Why the hell are we all thinking the same thing?

>>25670207
groin attack

Rolled 9

>>25670236
>>25670238
>>25670240
>>25670244
>>25670245

Hivemind much?

>>25670207
kick him in the dick

>>25670207
Slam head into assailant's nose, bite arm, bring leg back into groin, and then run like hell.

>>25670257
Its the easiest way to disable someone temporarily. Then we go for the eyes.

>>25670257
Because we all love Riddle of Steel?

>>25670257
Because It's the most appropriate action for a small person being restrained from behind by a larger male.

>>25670257
It's one of the few options you have in this situation.

>>25670257
If he wants to go all pedo on us, then he's gonna deserve the ass whooping we give him.

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>>25670263
We are champions of Descartes

>>25670207
>yfw this is the dude who Varrot was after

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618

Rolled 19

>>25670297

Hell you can fuck up a female as well if you do it right. Nothing quite hurts as bad as a smashed hipbone.

>>25670207
You try to stay calm, despite everything else in your brain screaming to panic blindly. You know one way out of this, which was a tried and true method of escaping Darling whenever he caught you in similar holds. You swing your leg as hard as you can.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 12

>>25670386

>>25670386
yeah, I'm just gonna abstain

Rolled 2

>>25670386

Rolled 18

>>25670386
Darling is a jerk?

Rolled 13

>>25670386

Rolled 20

>>25670386
Oh god don't fail me

Rolled 7

>>25670407
We won't be witnessing war crime here now!

>>25670386
Our boots have tasted Darling's D?

>>25670418
SON OF A WHORE

>>25670418
A little late.

>>25670252

Its bretty gud

But alot of people don't really like it for one reason or another, mostly because its "Too similar to CoH1". Funny because I remember the days when people bitched that devs messed with franchises too much in sequels.

How times change.

Rolled 1

>>25670407
And your boot makes contact. The Imp screams in pain and drops you. You hit the muddy ground on your feet, dash around the squirming Imp, and sprint back to Dillon's position as fast as the muddy, body choked ground can let you.

"Dillon! DILLON!" You scream. "Help!"

"You bitch!" You can hear the Imp scream behind you. "I"ll get you for this!"

>roll 1d20

Rolled 14

>>25670529

Rolled 12

>>25670529
RUN RUN RUN

Rolled 13

>>25670529

>>25670529
GO FOR HIS EYES

Rolled 4

Right in the nads.

>>25670545
You keep running, but you trip over the legs of a fallen soldier and fall face first into the mud. You roll around and try to scramble to your feet, but in your panicked flailing your arms and legs fail to find any purchase.

However, you now have a clear view of the Imp, and he is terrifying. Haggard, gaunt, and with sunken eyes, he glares at you with a mix of predatory and furious glee as a draws a rusty trench knife.

"Heh, once I'm done with you you'll WISH I stuck you with this!" The Imp grins as he closes in.

However, he stops in his tracks when he sees the blade of a massive sword jutting out of his chest. The Imp just looks at the bloody blade stupidly, not quite comprehending just what happened.

"The only one getting stuck around here will be you." Dillon says coldly, twisting the blade. The Imp gurgles and falls limp. Dillon casually kicks the body off his blade and turns to you.

"Are you all right?" He asks, bending down and reaching a hand out to you.

>I had things handled!
>T-Thanks...
>Cry
>Other

>>25670708
>T-Thanks...
>Cry
We are 12, we are allowed to cry.

>>25670708
>>Cry
We're still a kid dammit, and were going to cry now so we won't be able to cry when we need to be strong.

>>25670708
>>Cry

>>25670708
>>T-Thanks...

>>25670708
>Cry

>>25670708
>>Cry

>>25670708
>Cry
and make sure to loot that trench knife after

>>25670708
>Cry

You're a 12 year old girl, in a trench full of corpse, you should act like one

>>25670708

>Cry

No words, just tears.

Rolled 10

>>25670708
>T-Thanks
"B-but don't get me wrong! I-it's not l-like I needed your help or anything!"

>>25670708
>Thanks
>Cry later in private

Despite everything she is still a young girl.

>>25670814
We are not tsundere.

>>25670814
Then we break down crying.

>>25670843
Not /yet/.

>>25670708
>I had things handled!

>>25670880
No.

>>25670889
aw, what wrong with that?

>>25670889
Ahh well, it was fun while it lasted...

>>25670929
Its over done, you can't even watch anime without some chick being tsundere nowadays.

>>25670880
Please no.

>>25670929
Tsundere being a shitty archetype aside, I don't think acting all huffy after you almost got murdered/raped is in character at all

>>25670957
ok, fair point.

>>25670957
that's an understatement it's hard to read/watch anything japanese made without tripping over a badly done tsundere.

>>25670975
This too.

>>25670957
I will definitely agree with you on that, it used to be well done but the trope is overused as fuck now.

Even in like, shonen action where there shouldn't be anything of the sort.

>>25670708
"T-Th-Th-Th-" You blubber before just breaking down in tears completely, something you could never afford to do in the cramped trenches and bunkers for fear of showing weakness. But you just couldn't take it any more. The death, the destruction, all those close calls. Here, in this empty trench with a complete stranger that you had just met, you just let it all out.

To his credit, Dillon doesn't say anything. He just hold you close and lets you cry it out.

"Be brave, little one." Dillon says reassuringly. "This won't be the last time you'll need those tears."

After what seems like an eternity, you finally pull yourself together. You loot the dead Imp, but all you can find is a revolver with three bullets left. His rusty knife isn't even worth stealing.

"Feeling better now?" Dillon asks. "We must be going soon."

"Y-yeah." You nod as Dillon helps you sling the wire spool back on.

"We will head to the next trench line. It's not far." Dillon points. "However, getting there will be a bit tricky..."

>Go over the top. It's faster even though we'll be exposed.
>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily.
>Other

>>25670957
Blame Shana.
Although if you wanna go further back you COULD blame Asuka, but at least Asuka was SUPPOSED to come off as a psycho bitch.

>>25671014
>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily.
Grab a gas mask before we go though.

>>25671014
>>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily.

>>25671002
It was never well done, ever

When the archetype consisted solely of a loli voiced by Kugyuu variants, it's really not exactly good. But really,take that shit back to /a/

>>25671014
>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily.

We have a melee specialist with us, that shield and sword are worth their weight in gold in these tight corridors.

>>25671014
>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily.
We were almost raped, we just wanna get anywhere.

>>25671014
>Navigate the trenches.

>>25671038
I think it goes much futher back than that, say Akane, Naru among others.

>>25671054
There's some good ones, but they're really rare compared to what you mentioned. The main reason for that is that good tsunderes take effort and good writing, shitty ones don't.

>>25671014
Did the rest of the infantry already went ahead on the next trench? or are they mowed down by the defenders?

If it's the former, it may be worth going over the top

>>25671014
>>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily.

>>25671078
>The main reason for that is that good tsunderes take effort and good writing, shitty ones don't.
Thats a statement that applies to every character ever. Not that that makes it any less true.

>>25671014
>Navigate the trenches. It'll take longer but we won't be detected as easily

>>25671014
Don't be a pussy
>go over the top

>>25671105
Indeed I mentioned that as it should be considered with any overly popular archetype because if it's popular there will be a massive % that will be bad due to no-effort copycats.

>>25671078
any notable Tsunderes done right?

>>25671014
"L-let's just stick to the trenches." You say. You hate going over the top. Even though the place was supposedly cleared by allied infantry, there was always something that slipped through the cracks, like that Imp.

"Okay." Dillon nods. "Just stay close to me."

>roll 1d20

Rolled 5

>>25671233

Rolled 2

>>25671233

Rolled 2

>>25671233

>>25671225
Lotte no Omacha but the show is pretty pedo as fuck, just a fair warning.