>>25650064
>>no
>Fast track that shit

>Bleach Quest 11
>12 midnight
>work at 7AM
Why Cosgrove WHYYYYYYYYYY

>no
>no

also did you see the Aizen reworking from the last thread? Comedy gold.

>>25650064
>no
>no fast track
we can't limit the potential for random awesomeness

Wait, weren't we in the shop talking with HnC, Chad, and our Mod Soul last time? Did we ever explain what the shit was going on to Chad?

>>25650064
No and No.

>As you get ready in the morning, you notice that there’s been no random attacks from your father for the past two days.
YFW Isshin's powers are returning ahead of schedule, thus dramatically boosting his strength

>>25650208
We skip a day of whatever and get more adventure. What's the harm?

>>25650234
Fuck we're going straight to Hueco Mundo aren't we?

>>25650256
Who the fuck knows where the hougyoku is at this point, and what wacky scheme Aizen has planned to get his mitts on it.

>>25650064
>[x] No
>[x] No

>>25650236
Because we might miss stuff. Also, we haven't heard from Rukia in a while and I kinda want to see if Urahara has a way to contact her.

>>25650064
>>[ ] Yes

>[ ] Yes please

>>25650064
>[x] no/no

>>25650286
>Rukia
Yeah I'm kind of worried that we may have inadvertently thrown her under the bus.

I mean she knows way more than is probably safe for her.

>>25650225
I presume we gave him the Spooky Ghosts cliffnotes version.

[X] No
Let's make racing her a thing.
Fast track
[X] Yes

Training arcs are boring to watch, and even more boring to play. Unless we get to blow stuff up, then I say we do it.

>>25650236
The harm is the dangers of Full Kubo even now. If we don't get every advantage we can early on, we'll get fucked up even harder in the endgame

Don't mind walking with them, lets not time skip.

Ask Arisawa how she is holding up and flash a tentative smile to Orihime.

No
No

>>25650360
Ichigo was only vaguely aware of Aizen's existence until they fought in fake Karakura town.

Before then, he only met the guy for like.. two minutes.

>>25650360
You need the other lines as buildup for the last one. It isn't as funny without them.

>>25650064
>[X] Nah.
>[X] NO.

I have some things I think we should ask Urahara. Important things.


Also, did we ask the question I breached about the sword-while-not-ghost thing last thread?

>>25650426
No we did not. We were busy saving our magical pez.

>>25650440
Damn.


Magical pez is important, though.

>>25650432
Yeah, I know. But that line was the end of a speech. It's not as funny without the rest.

>>25650440
Will saving the pez's life ensure its loyalty?

>>25650464
>>25650472
Probably. Although we did just leave it in pill form so there's a chance he's gonna be angry next time we use him.

THREADLY REMINDER NOT TO MEGAGAME TOO HARD
Also stay in character

>>25650484
Would snorting the pez give the same effect?

>>25650484
And so we bought an inflatable gigabit from hat and clogs for the King Of Newyork. That us where this leads. A combat ready Kon.

>>25650179
repost?

lets walk with tatsuki, and fasttrack the day

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>No Fast Track
>No

You shake your head. “No, I don’t mind.”

Orihime and Tatsuki smile at you. “Thank you, Ichigo!”

At her informal addressing of you, you see Tatsuki’s eyebrow raise before she doubles over laughing. After a few minutes, wiping away the tears accumulated from laughing so hard, Tatsuki lets out a sigh of relief.

“Ichigo, I’m going to be honest, Chizuru is going to try to murder you.”

As you walk on the way to school, Orihime tries her best to explain the situation to Tatsuki who seems to be having a bit of a misunderstanding. However, you do notice that Orihime seems really tired, suppressing yawns throughout the walk.

Finally, you arrive at school.

>[ ] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class
>[ ] Wait for class to start
>[ ] Write in

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>>25650531
>>25650413
>>25650410
>Implying (our) Aizen actually has plans, and doesn't just improvise while acting really smug

"Do I really strike you as the type to think things through to that point? I made people suspicious of me, so I hollowfied them and blamed a random geek. Which was really convenient because I didn't really have a scapegoat ready."

"... So that thing with my Dad?"

"Subject escaped, tried to contain the situation. Wasn't expecting him to go native and fuck a Quincy, just tried to see i I could use that."

"So what about that thing with Rukia?"

"I said she was dead, and then they found her. They brought me in to see what I had to say and I kinda panicked."

"So.... why were those other Captains loyal to you?"

"The blind one I just told I was fighting a greater evil. Gin's just in it for the lulz and follows my lead without question. Or he did anyway."

"Basically Ichigo, I lost control of the situation long before you were born and have been winging it ever since then. In actuality, I wouldn't have achived any of the things I have here if you weren't treating me as a hyper competent chess-master who knows everything."

"... Was that your plan all along? ANSWER ME!"

"Have you listened to a single goddamned thing I said just now?"

>>25650576
Hey, wanna see my magic sword?

>>25650576
>[X]Wait for class to start

>>25650576
>[x] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class

>>25650576
>talk to both while walking to class

>>25650576
>[ ] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class

Talk to the girls, give them a more complete rundown about what is going on... and how we feel in over our head with hollows attacking our friends left and right. We have no idea who is next or why.

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>[ ] Write in
>Ask Orihime if she got a good nights sleep.
>wink at Tatsukia

>>25650579
This... has potential.

>>25650579

I like how I typed all that shit up on a whim last night and people love the 'new' Aizen.

The Couch one was probably my favorite.

>>25650576

>Talk to the girls.

Talk about nothing resembling the topic of our super-powers.

>>25650576
>[ ] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class
Maybe we could recommend they get some training for spooky ghost stuff.

>>25650652
Read the rest of them at the end of last night's thread. They're great.

>>25650576
>[] Wait for class to start
while doing that, try practicing spirit sense

>>25650665
>>25650652
>>25650579
Hey, if you guys really want to see my Aizen and how he works ahead of schedule, I'm sure I could pencil in an appearance for him in his dayplanner.

Can't say it'd end well for you, but y'know, that seems to be a running theme here in Bleach Quest

Rolled 10

>>25650687
Ooh, yes. Detect, detect, detect!

>>25650692
NO THANK YOU.

>>25650665
Screw that we need to spread our magical ST.. I mean superpowers.

>>25650670
>>25650651

DO NOT MENTION SHIT TO TATSUKI UNLESS WE KNOW SHE KNOWS.

Jesus people, this isn't rocket surgery.

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>>25650692
Do it.

>>25650692
No, not yet.

>>25650692
FULL KUBO!

>>25650179
>youre_here_forever.jpg
Fucking entitled east coast scum
Just kidding bro, catch the archive tomorrow; hopefully we won't get killed again. Alternatively there's the weekend.

>>25650708

When we know she can sense spirits we can give her the talk.

Don't drag her into this until she's ready.

>>25650692

No, not interested.

It's just a fun alternate character interpretation.

>>25650712
>basically, this is my super hero outfit
>this is my magic sword
>I fight spooky ghosts
I think she knows.

>>25650712
Fuck logic and reason I want to see them loose their godamn minds every time a pen drops because they think it could be a spooky ghost.

>>25650692
>Aizen shows up
>Attempts to explain the situation to us
>We go rip and tear
>2 20's
>OHSHIIIIIIIIIIT
>Roll for combat
>8 1's
>Bleach Quest over

Honestly Cosgrove we have already fucked everything else up. We are at your mercy and no matter what happens it's been a blast; but hey, here's hoping we can keep getting our cursed die comedy injections.

>>25650738
I think she might already be in tits deep, but right now if anything went after her they'd be jack all she could do, to protect herself or tatski

>>25650712
She may have questions about invisible things that choke slammed her the other night.

>>25650739

We said that to Orihime, Tatsuki wasn't awake at the time.

We don't actually know how much Tatsuki might know at this point, so we shouldn't push it.

>>25650746

I hope you like locking the Tatsuki route. And the Orihime route.

And all of the other ones too.

>>25650738
>don't drag her into this until she's ready
There are hollows around us all the time right now. It's more dangerous if she doesn't know.

>>25650739
I'm pretty sure she was unconscious for that bit.

>>25650767

Eh, I'm just fucking with you guys anyway with that. I am keeping track of different factors and factions as you all progress along your story, though.

>>25650724

Other east bro here, hanging onto this quest as late as I can, I can sleep on the train to work. Reading on a Schmodt phone until my wife gets annoyed and demands I go to sleep.

>>25650803
Is Aizen flipping his shit over his plans?

>>25650785
>>25650785

If the Manga's anything to judge by, she's going to be able to see ghosts in the next week maximum.

Based off Orihime's reaction, it could be in a couple days.

We can wait.

>>25650803
Nifty so can we jumpstart the Quincy apocalypse before the SS arc

>>25650808
if his plans actually were the original manga, fuck yeah. I mean, we started off by dying, feel liek that was not in his keikkaku at first

>>25650809
>we can wait
But within a week she'll be attacked by another hollow. And unless we can that whole "bromance" plan with Uduyou and let him go full on Hollow dick measuring contest I doubt they'll be able to see them by then.

>>25650830
Those punks? Illusions.

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>>25650830

>[X] Talk to Tatsuki and Orihime while heading to class

As you walk with them up to the classroom, you make small talk including a vary vague reference to super heroes, but she doesn’t seem to notice it or even give any recollection of remembering the events with the hollow. You think about bringing it up until you see Orihime look at you sternly and shake her head while Tatsuki isn’t looking.

As you walk into the classroom, you notice that Chad isn’t there. The transfer Student Hirako is sitting in his seat and Honsho seems to be stabbing a doll made in your image with needles.

>Spirit detection 10

Things seem to be pretty calm spiritually, actually. No signs of any hollows. Your teacher has walked nito the room, though. Seems like class will start soon.

>[ ] Sit through class
>[ ] Use Kon to ditch
>[ ] Ditch class with an excuse

>>25650865
>whoops, meant sue Mod Soul to ditch, you haven't named him yet, after all.

>>25650853
My g-d, man..it all makes sense...wait, what if we've been Aizen this whole time. We have no way to know for sure.

>>25650692
Hell no

Rolled 12

>>25650865
Sit through, keeping practice sensing stuff. .

>>25650865
Sit through class. We need to learn proper sex ed if we want a harem.

>>25650865
[X] Ditch class with an excuse

We have suddenly developed an extreme case of stomach pain, and must unfortunately leave.
Then we go find out what's up with Chad.

>>25650865
We ain't no typical shounen protagonist.

We actually get good grades and have book smarts.

Sit through class.

>>25650767
>Entire team shows up
>"Is this your plan Aizen? Get us all at once?"
>"Wait, what? No."
>"QUICK GET HIM BEFORE HE CAN MAKE HIS MOVE!"
>Chad goes to land a punch, but Aizen dodges it looking surprised, the weight of Chads punch sends him catapulting headfirst into a garbage truck where he is ground up
>Orihime too captivated by her internal monolog and fretting to do anything; causing her to have an aneurism from the stress
>Yoruichi and Urahara go in together , but Urahara trips over his retarded clog sandals causing him to spin around and break his neck on the pavement, his Zanpakuto help point up, eviscerates Yoruichi
>Rukia teleports in at the nick of time, but is hit by a bus before she hits the ground
>You stand awestruck by what just happened before falling dead yourself from a stray bullet fired from a gun two blocks over from a family celebrating Spanakopita
>Aizen stands there dumbstruck and rubs his temples
>"... Jesus Christ..."

>>25650865
sit through class. if its especially boring, see if we can contact Zangetsu and ask him for advice in our human form

Rolled 15

Sit through class, passively scanning all of our classmates during the day. I wonder if we can visualize spirit ribbons?

>>25650865
>Your teacher has walked nito the room, though.
Fuuuuuuck
We can't take gravelord Nito this early guys.

Lets bail.

>>25650929
seconding.

>>25650950
Metagaming
Not even once.

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>>25650973
GREETINGS HUMAN CHILDREN

I SHALL BE YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER TODAY

>>25650998
Who said it was metagaming?

Chad and Orohime have shown the sixth-sense, and were attacked by spooky ghosts. We need to figure out who could be the next victim of the week.

>>25650950
You actually did. Second thread, my second post.

>>25651028
He specifically said spirit ribbons. He's trying to find the magical girl. Maybe I'm overreacting, just my two cents.

>>25650865
>Sit through class
We might have super powers but busting ghosts isn't exactly going to pay our bills.

>>25650998
Two of our classmates have been attacked by Hollows in like the last week, and only the fact that they're friends with the resident ShiniQuincy saved them. It might not be a pattern yet, but its certainly pushing the limits of coincidence.

I'm surprised Shinji Hirako hasen't tried fucking with us yet.

>>25651056
Oh, well might as well see if we can do it while still in our flesh body.

Assuming the teacher isn't talking about something we don't know.

Education is important.

>>25651151
How about we talk to Zangetsu instead?

>Sit through class
>sense spiritual energy 15

You sit through class paying attention, but whenever there’s a free moment you try to keep an ear out spiritually in case any hollows appear. Class seems to drag on, but you’re able to keep up with your teacher, Ochi, and answer any questions she shoots at you. Which were quite a lot, actually.

Seems like she’s kinda pissed at you about the other day still.

Finally, the lunch bell rings.

>[ ]Eat with Keigo and Mizuiro
>[ ] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime
>[ ] Bother the transfer student
>[ ] Write in

>>25650865
Sit through class, get good grades, think about how to tell mom all thats happened this year.

Rolled 5

At Lunch we should see if we can use our vaguely defined vast spiritual power to make our resident sex offender's voodoo doll dance and scare the crap out of her.

>>25651170
Orihime and tats.

>>25651170
>[X]Rosencorpse and Guiderndead.


I mean Reno and Rude.

I mean Keigo and Mizuiro.

>>25651170
>[X] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime

>>25651170
[X] Bother the transfer student

Try and make friends.

>>25651170
>[ ] Write in
Invite them all to sit with us.
We are Ichigo. We are a social creature.

>>25651170
Might as well see what's going on with Keigo and Mizuiro.

So far three of our friends have been menaced by spooky ghosts so.

>>25651170
>[x] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime
Attempt to subtly flirt with Tatsuki.

>>25651170
>Drag the new guy, Tatsuki, and Orihime to lunch together

>>25651170
Eat lunch on our own unless someone asks us to eat with them. Catch up on work missed.

>>25651227
>>25651238
these

>>25651170
>>[ ] Eat with Tatsuki and Orihime

>>25651170
Try and talk to that transfer student. He might look a little creepy, but he seems like he's having trouble fitting in. We know how that can be.
Besides it'd be nice to take out minds off spooky ghosts and drama for a little while.

Grab them all for lunch with new guy. Gotta keep an eye on our friends... And maybe snag a moment of normalcy.

>>25651170
Have we explained things to Chad yet? He's our bro and we gotta let him know what's up.

Otherwise try to get to know the new kid. Hell for all the weird shit we have to deal with seeing some fresh blood in this town with nothing to do with the dead is a relief.

>>25651439
Chad isn't in school, but I'm pretty sure we gave him the deal on the spooky.

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>[X] Invite them all.

Well, considering all that’s happened, maybe it would be nice to have lunch with all of your friends. You approach Orihime and Tatsuki first.

“Hey, want to go eat lunch on the roof with Keigo, Mizuiro and me?”

Tatsuki looks ambivalent but eventually agrees when Orihime does. In the background, you hear you name being muttered in a curse as Honsho stares murderously at you.

Following that you call over to Hirako. “Hey, Hirako, want to grab lunch with us?”

Hirako looks bored enough so he shrugs and gets up, following behind you. When you arrive on the roof, Keigo is pointing his finger like he’s seen a ghost.

“Ichigo. Y-you brought Orihime with you to lunch! Does that mean our trio is now down to two, Mizuiro?!”

You stare at the sobbing Keigo and the interested looking Mizuiro.

>[ ] Explain the situation
>[ ] Let someone else do it
>[ ] Ignore Keigo entirely

>>25651531
Let someone else do it.

>>25651170
>>[X] Bother the transfer student

>>25651531
I have no idea what you are talking about but it sounds stupid. So Hirano how are ya getting on?

>>25651531

Ignore Keigo entirely

>>25651531
>[ ] Ignore Keigo entirely
This is pretty much how we roll.

>>25651560
seconding

>>25651531
[X] Explain the situation

Not sure what he's getting at, but misunderstandings are never good.

>>25651531
>Does that mean our trio is now down to two, Mizuiro?!
God dammit Keigo now I've got it stuck in my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9_nXlvY6Io
>[x] Ignore Keigo entirely

>>25651588
Actually, yeah, seconding. Remember people, KUBO is built upon misunderstandings.

>>25651560
Seconding this.
Personally I hate him, but we need to keep in character and apparently we go way back. It's not cool to just ditch long friends like that. Hell, maybe ask if he wants to go to the arcade this weekend.

>>25651170

Bother transfer student WITH Keigo and Mizuiro

>>25651616
And that is why we should ignore him FULL KUBO

>>25651531
>[ ] Ignore Keigo entirely

Keigo gonna Keigo

>>25651560
Yeah this, but "Hirako" instead of "Hirano".

>>25651531
>[X] Ignore Keigo entirely

>>25651531
Ignore Keigo

duh

>>25651588
>Explain
"Dude, what? No. Stop being so melodramatic."

>>25651628
>personally I hate him
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

>>25651531
>[ ] Explain the situation

Glance at Orihime first to see if she's fine with it.
We don't need escalating rumors. And we don't need Chizuru flipping out more than usual.

>>25651681
If Keigo is a "player" then he is the equivalent of a button masher with an over inflated sense of self.

>>25651748
>Keigo
Shit I thought you meant the other kid.

>>25651768
Nah, we keep Mizuiro around to act as support for our harem building

After all, apparently he actually has a harem, he probably knows more about keeping them than we do

Welp it's past 1AM, time for sleepy's. Night guys and have fun!

also stay in character, no metagaming, stop rolling to seduce, etc

East Coast signing off.

>>25651805
Doesn't he have like 10 bitches? I like it.

>>25651820
>>25651805
>None of my girls are happy, what do?
>Have you at least out a leaf or twig or something in their terrarium so they have something to perch on?
>... what?

>>25651818
I shall keep the East Coast up in your stead, and try to heed your excellent advice
except Rukia. We always roll to seduce Rukia

>>25651860
Her and anyone with bigger tits than orihime.

>>25651860
My nigga
I am also the Rukia waifu fag from before. The spiral continues! Also goodnight

>>25651862
So half the girls in the soul society?

>>25651862
honestly, I kinda keep the harem a little on the small side. Rukia, Tatsuki, Yoruichi, Nel. That'll give us a nice set

>>25651862
>Her and anyone with bigger tits than orihime.
But what about Tatsuki?

>>25651890
Well the only one aside from Rangiku and Yoroichi later turns out to be related to us. So no.

>>25651902
Later. That kind of thing takes more time.

>[X] Ignore Keigo entirely

As Keigo begins breaking down in tears, and maybe music, you tune him out and look at the transfer student Hirako.

“Sorry about him. So, how have you been getting on, Hirako?”

Hirako looks surprised at points at himself. “Me, oh, not too badly. Karakura sure seems like a really interesting place.”

His face then stretches into a smile. “But ya don’t have to be so formal. Go ahead and call me Shinji.”

Giving a grunt of affirmation, your attention goes back to the group as a whole as Keigo seems to have calmed down as you all finally sit down and begin eating. You see that Orihime seems really excited.

“Hey, Tatsuki, what did you bring for lunch? I brought bread and honey! Want some?”

Tatsuki gives her a flat look. “No, I brought a normal lunch, thanks. You always seem to get so overexcited at lunch, Orihime.”

She gets a light glare as Orihime puffs out her cheeks and enters the approximation of a lecturing pose. “What are you talking about? The only reason normal high school girls come to school is lunch!”

Waving her off they start into their lunches as Mizuiro looks at you. “So, how have things been with you Ichigo? Anything exciting happen?”

>[ ] Yes
>-[ ] The Truth
>-[ ] Be vague
>[ ] No, everything’s been normal
>[ ] Write in

>>25651900
So going to Mexico is a foregone conclusion?

>>25651914
[X] Yes
-[X] Be vague

"Had an interesting run in with a bird and a bat. Ended far more violently than one would expect."

>>25651914
I watched a Yuyuhakusho on a marathon run.

>>25651914
>[ ] Yes
>-[ ] Be vague

"Well, there was that accident with Chad..."

>>25651914
>>-[ ] The Truth
nobody can use our secrets against us if we have no secrets. also, make sure to explain all of the different "official, scientifically named" types of supernaturals

>>25651914

" 'Exciting' is an interesting word for it. I've been having a really weird couple of weeks. Nothing worth bothering you guys about, but it's just been one thing after another lately."

"By the way, has anyone seen Chad today?"

>>25651914
>[ ] Yes
>-[ ] Be vague

I wouldn't put it past them to recognize when we're lying.

>>25651973
Second.

>>25651903
Man, she needs a boyfriend/girlfriend

Seriously, Kukaku strikes me as supremely lonely, and lawful hot dickings won't help tis one because she's Ichigo's aunt or something.

>>25651914
Yes, but be vague

>>25651914
"You mean besides almost getting beaten to death?"

>>25651914
>[x] Yes
>-[x] Be vague

>>25651914
>[X] Yes
>-[X] The Truth
Complete deadpan, they won't believe a word of it

>>25651987
>>25651973

Combine these.

>>25651914
Mention the almost beaten to death part, talking about ghosts in front of someone we don't even know sounds like a really bad idea.

>>25652034

Hey, we didn't get our ass kicked, we kicked our OWN ass because we slipped in a pool of our own blood while they were running in terror.

>>25652025
Maybe >>25652002
as well?

Like I'm pretty sure we came to school with a broken nose (is it still broken?) but I forget if we told them the whole story yet.

>>25652034
Agreed about talking ghost in front of a stranger being a bad idea.

>>25652062
True, that is an important distinction.

>>25652065

Nah, that's a bit much when Keigo is alread throwing a bitch fit.

He might get.... 'huggy' in his concern.

>>25652034
Haha. Yeah, include the street punks story, but downplay it.
This might trip a Tatsuki flag ("Did you get rusty, Ichigo? Maybe you need more training."

>>25652025

Agreed.

>>25652081
We are so dangerous that the only thing we have to fear is ourselves, doubly so if we are secretly Aizen.

>>25652034
This.

>>25651914
o you know gained magic powers and learned secrets of the universe, also got a new videow game how about you.

>>25652099

For when/if it comes up:

"Oh yeah, the nose thing. Had an argument. Bunch of punks messed up the shire to a kid that got killed in a traffic accident. We had a few less than kind words over that, but they saw the light and went away feeling sorry about it."

Then mumble "Which would be when I nearly killed myself by slipping on the only damn inch of blood on the sidewalk and cracked my head-open on the curb.

>>25651914
"Well let's see... I got beat down by three mooks, joined the ghostbusters, and found out that my parents were superheroes. How about you?"

>>25652025

This. Let's not bring up our near death and super-powers so casually in front of a dude we barely know.

>[X] Yes, be vague

“Yeah, Had an interesting run in with a bird and a bat. Ended far more violently than one would expect. Also, Chad got in an accident, he’ll be fine, but that’s why he’s not here.”

Scratching your chin, you think further. “That and I had a pretty bad run-in with a few skateboarding punks a few days ago.”

Looking at them you shrug nonchalantly. “That’s about it. How about you guys?”

Keigo waves his hand excitedly. “Ooh, me Ichigo! I got this new game-”

Tuning out Keigo, you eat your lunch and the bell rings, signifying the return to class, where you manage to keep up with the schoolwork, despite not having studied for the past few days.

Finally, the bell for the day rings. You can hear Orihime apologizing to Tatsuki before running off. Looks like she’s going somewhere in a hurry.

>[ ] Go to Urahara’s
>[ ] Go home
>[ ] Write in

>>25652176

Alright, I love this one. I don't think 'now' is a good time for it, but I love it all the same.

>>25652206

Urahara's.

Also, let's eat the candy and have a chat with our stunt-double along the way. I mean, we saved his life and we basically own him but I'd like to get to know him better.

>>25652206
>>[ ] Go to Urahara’s
when we get there, ask if he's got an idea of when Rukia's getting back from her reporting, then train with Zangetsu

>>25652206
Head to Urahara's for now.

Hanging out at lunch with our friends makes us think back to that new friend we made a couple days ago.

>>25652206
[X] Go to Urahara’s

Going to keep on training until we pass out.

>>25652206
Go to urahara's and train.

>>25652206
To the Urahara Shoten! We need to train, follow up on Chad, and see if he has a way to contact Rukia.

>>25652206
>[x] Go to Urahara's
Training. Also, see if he's heard anything from Rukia yet. Maybe he's got a way for us to send a message to her?

>>25652206
>[ ] Write in

Check in on how Chad is doing.
And damn, missed opportunity to invite the rest of the gang to come with him too.

Oh well.

>>25652242
This along with training. Our stunt double is still in pez form.

>>25652255
And chat with our stunt double. It is a good idea

>>25652206
>[x] Go to Urahara’s

>>25652206
>>25652263
>>25652267
All of this

>>25652206
[X] Urahara's. SWORD TALK.

>Question, do you immediately use the Soul Candy or do you leave school and then take it?

>>25652317
Leave school and then take it.

>>25652317
Leave, then take it.

>>25652317
Leave school, pop into an alleyway, then take it.

>>25652335
Yeah that.

>>25652206
>Ask Tatsuki whats up Orihime then get Chad
There may be a mystery afoot, nothing stops Chad and Orihime is behaving weirdly as well

Leave first, then pop pill,

East bro 2 of 3 self acknowledged signing off for Zzzzzz, see the fallout come the morn.

>>25652335
This, but make sure to talk with the pez man before leaving.

>>25652376
And that leaves me, another East guy, to steer this the proper direction.


And by that, I mean shenanigans.

>>25652409
Hey, I never mentioned this, but I too am an east coast guy.

>>25652380

We aren't leaving him, we're having a walk and talk to Urahara's.

>>25652409

I'll give you a snickers bar to help me secure Kon (He needs a name) a Gigai.

>>25652435
We don't need a gigai. We need a mannequin or doll. We aren't made of gigais you know.

>>25652409
Fellow East Coaster here, I'm gonna ride this shit all the way. I work closing shift that starts at 4pm tomorrow, so I can sleep in.

>>25652435
I've got a box of them in my pantry. Help steer this to "We now have a magic sword IRL", and I'll do it.

>>25652435
With Kon, I figure we'll just call him Kai, as was Ichigo's original idea.

And something of that nature yeah. Like bring up how we'd rather not just carry him around in our pocket all the time.

>>25652445
>We aren't made of gigais you know.
>implying we aren't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdhhQhqi_AE

>[X] Go to Urahara’s
>[X] Stunt double

Walking a decent distance from school, you look around to find an isolated area and take the Soul Candy. You immediately find yourself staring at the modified soul in your body who waves.

“Yo. What’s the situation? Hollow?”

You shake your head. “No. I just figured we could talk while I go to Urahara’s to train.”

The mod soul frowns. “Man, I hate that guy. Could we not do something else, like pick up chicks?”

You shake your head as he lets out a sigh of frustration. “Alright. So what do you want to talk about?”

He looks at you curiously as the two of you begin making your way to Urahara’s?

> Questions? Actions?

>>25652451
There's pretty much no way you can use your powers inside your body in canon. Unless Cosgrove pulls it out of nowhere, it probably ain't happening.

>>25652461
What's your name?

>>25652409
Kiwi here, seeking shenanigans

>>25652469
Yeah, it's questionable.

I somewhat recall the Vizard not ditching bodies to fight, though.

At the very least, Rukia didn't need to leave the gigai to use Kido.

>>25652461
"Think I can find more souls like you?"

Might be a good sidequest, and don't forget to ask why he's obsessed with the ladies.

>>25652461
Ask his name, get to know him a bit better since we're going to be partners for a while.

>>25652507
I don't recall the Vizards even having gigai outside of that one time.

>>25652445

Dude, he wants to live. With a Gigai, he can have some semblance of a life.

>>25652461

"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."

>>25652507

The physical body limits what we can do as a Shinigami, but it doesn't cancel it entirely.

>>25652469

Quincy.

>>25652461
after we name him
we need to pick you up a, what'd douche-hat call it, a gigai? well, we need to get you one of them, so you can go out and do what you want without wrecking my street cred

>>25652514
>ask why he's so obsessed with the ladies
Do you actually need to ask something so redundant?

>>25652461
"What do you mean what's the situation? Are you asleep or something when you're not in my body?"

>>25652534
So we ask Urahara to make a gigai for him

Probably one of a cute chick with huge boobs, because keeping him placated is well within our best interests

>>25652534
>"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."
Seconding this.

>>25652534
>Quincy
Yeah but he's talking about using magic swords in our body.

>>25652461
Hey, thanks for last night. I know that given Urahara's stance, the two of you don't see eye to eye. I appreciate you not running off with my body. I'll see what I can do to change his opinion, maybe even get you a body of your own.

>>25652543
I want to hear his answer.

>>25652534
Yeah that's a good line.

We really missed out on most of his deal, too busy fighting that bat-thing.

>>25652556
actually this is a great idea. then we introduce "her" as s transfer student, and placate Chizuru as well

>>25652525
The Vizard were just a mess.

At the very least, Shinji had one when infiltratin'.

>>25652534
...And we can do Quincy bullshits already. This might work out.


>"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."
Also, thirding that.

>>25652543
>>25652514
He's overcompensating. He identifies as male so he has to be the most manly male he knows how to be.

>>25652574
Brilliant !

>>25652558
Indeed I am.


I figure if anyone can figure out a way to use a magic sword in a living body, it'd be Urahara. Perhaps something like making a framework into which we could project Zangetsu's "self"?

>>25652556
I highly doubt he'd actually want that. Being horny doesn't mean you want to be inside a chick THAT way.

>>25652598
>project Zangetsu
They have those and they only work in caves while training for bankai.

>>25652556

Turning Kon into a woman and giving him to the Lesbian seems like both the most bro and most trollish thing we could possibly do. Both in character and int he meta.

>>25652574

My original plan was that. 'She' would be our cousin with anemia. Staying with us off and on as her parents go through a rather messy divorce.

Gives us a reason to have her disappear from time to time as well as pass out randomly when we need our stunt-double to work.

In the meantime, he gets to have 'fun'.

>>25652604
Never know without asking.

>>25652604
what would he prefer, having a dick and never having an opportunity to use it, or not having a dick and instead having great big tits to play with whenever you want instead?

>>25652626
>instead instead

I'm an idiot

Guys, you aren't seriously considering this female Kon thing are you?

>>25652641
YES

>>25652641
its what KUBO would want

>>25652626
Well if
>>25652581
Is right, which I think they might be, then he'd probably choose to have a dick.

>>25652610
Yeah, I know.

I mean more like a sword-shaped frame that could serve as a conduit for Zangetsu's abilities instead of the whole thing.

>>25652641
I'm not, unless it's flat. Because the amusing irony.

>Ask more about him

You think about his question as you find that, other than wanting to live, you don’t know anything about him.

"About you mostly. I mean, other than a strong desire to not die I know nothing about you. Which kinda bothers me considering that I'm going to be trusting my body to you every so often. So, anything really."

He looks surprised before his facial expression softens. “Well, I won’t kill anything. Ever. Even if its as small as ants, I’ll protect them. Everyone has that right.”

He then shrugs. “Other than that, I’m just doing what I can. The first body I had was this one, so I identify myself as a guy and figure I’d try to do things normal guys do. I also have managed to pick up an appreciation of the female form, too.”

He gives you a perverse grin. It looks rather unsettling considering that it’s your own body.

“As for my name, I don’t have one.”

>Response?

Getting Kon a body of his own might seem like the nice thing to do, but we also kinda need him to take care of our body if there's a hollow attack.
We COULD get him a nicer/cooler temporary-body than that lion plushie, though.

>>25652641
No.

>>25652641
Eh, Urahara has a gigai just laying around collecting dust.

Like we wouldn't suggest it independently, but if we ask if he's using the one Rukia didn't take...

>>25652657
Name him Jackie Chan.

>>25652657
Do you mind if I call you Kai? and would you like to see if we can get you your own body off of Urahara?

>>25652689
Just Jack?

>>25652689
Get it? Because he does his own stunts.

>>25652657
"How about Golbez?"

He shall strike fear in all whom he meets.

>>25652657
Okay, now I actually want to give him a female gigai, because now it's troll as fuck, and therefore necessary.

But yeah, now we suggest naming him Kai

>>25652657
"Well, I can't just keep calling you 'hey you there'. Besides, you're an individual and my partner, so you need a name."

"How about Kon? Seems... fitting, somehow. No idea how I came up with it. Maybe it's short for King of New York, or something."

>>25652641

See >>25652618

>Turning Kon into a woman and giving him to the Lesbian seems like both the most bro and most trollish thing we could possibly do. Both in character and int he meta.

It's hilarious, but I think maybe not.

>>25652657

"Eh. Well, I need to call you something. Kai?"

"Also, I might be able to talk Urahara into getting you your own body if you want it. I'm not sure it would be a 24/7 thing, but you could actually run around and do stuff a bit instead of just sitting in a capsule thing waiting to be used. I think he mentioned having a spare Gigai just laying around when he spoke to Rukia."

Honestly, if we're naming him, let's go with "Vic".

After Harrison Ford's stunt double.

You know you want it.

>>25652736
I like it.
Supporting this.

How about we let HIM choose his own name? He's not a pet.

>>25652736
How about Blaze? You know, Ghost Rider. Because he's a stunt biker.

>>25652758
We're suggesting names, not outright forcing one on him

He chooses which one he wants

>>25652758
I think he would've chosen one right there if he had an idea.

>>25652758
seconding because we seem to be trying to be a rational Ichigo

>>25652758
I was thinking we were suggesting names to him, not trying to decide for him.

Alex. Short for Alexander, which means 'guardian of men'. Basically the western version of Ichigo.

Also, he doesn't have to choose right now. Give the man some time.

>>25652799
>>25652758
These.

>>25652758
Yeah, waiting for a contextually relevant moment for him to decide his own name seems like a good idea.

But until then, should we ask if he minds being called by our name?

If he's going to be covering for us, it'd probably be a good idea if he doesn't go "Who?"

>>25652875
>>25652758
This. Tell him our name and let him choose his own.

>>25652618
This is an evil idea. we have to do it.

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>[X] Take your time
>[X] Could get you a gigai

Who shrug at him. “Take your time. A name’s important, after all. So find a name that’s right for you.”

He nods firmly as you scratch at your nose awkwardly. “It’s gotta suck being in that pill all the time. Want me to see if Urahara has a body he can give you?”

The mod soul stares at you before wiping at his eyes and shaking his head determinedly. “No. My job’s to get you out of your body so you can fight hollows. While a body sounds cool, that would leave you high and dry, so I’ll suffer it out.”

He gives you a weak grin, but you can see he’s not willing to argue on the matter. Soon enough you find yourself at Urahara’s store. When you walk in, you see a large, muscular man with a handlebar moustache, cornrows, and glasses looking at you.

“Can I help you, sirs?”

>[ ] Ask for Urahara
>[ ] Ask who he is
>[ ] Write in

>>25652657
Oh wait, forgot something very important.

"So when you say you won't kill anything, does that include spooky ghosts, hollows if you want to use outdated terminology?"

>>25652967
Ask who he is, then ask for Urahara.

Then ask for a body for our mod soul anyway

>>25652967
2, then 1

>>25652967
Uh yeah I'd like a blond faggot with fries to go.
No but seriously where's Urahara.

>>25652967
"Here to see Urahara. Magic sword business."

>>25652967
[X] Ask for Urahara

Clearly he is an assistant to the shopkeep.

>>25652967
>[ ] Ask who he is

>>25652967
>[X] Ask who he is

>>25652967
[x] Wait, you can see me in my Shinigami form?
[x] Ask who he is
[x] Ask for Urahara

>>25652967
"Hi, I'm Kurosaki Ichigo and, through a broad definition of the term, so is he.

Are you a coworker of Urahara's?"

>>25652967
[x] Looking for Hat an Clogs
[x] Who're you

>>25652967
>[ ] Ask for Urahara

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>[ ] Ask for Urahara
>[ ] Ask who he is

“I’m looking for Hat n’ Clogs. Magic sword business. Who are you? Are you a coworker of Urahara’s?”

The man nods, his voice booming. “Yes, I am Tessai Tsukabishi. I run the shop when the owner is busy. If you would wait for a few minutes, I will retrieve him right away.”

As you give your assent, the man goes off to where you know the underground training facility is. About twenty minutes later he returns, with Urahara in tow, who looks at you and smiles.

“Ah, Ichigo. You came by. Good. Your friend is all fixed up, by the way. I sent him on the way after giving him a rough explanation of the situation. What can I do to help you?”

>[ ] Train
>[ ] Questions
>[ ] Write in

>>25653105
>[ ] Train

Lets put in some work with the grumpy sword.

>>25653105
>[ ] Questions

"Is it normal for Zanpakutou to have more than one personality?"

>>25653105
[x] Questions: Has he had any word from Rukia yet? And does he have a way to get a message to her if we needed to send one?

[x]Training!

>>25653105
You got a spare body for my handsome friend here?
Then train.

>>25653105
>>[ ] Train
how to better enter that inner world, how to contact our zan pat to and all about them

>>25653105
Training comes later, questions come first

First question: My mod soul is a perv, how can I deal with that so he doesn't ruin my reputation?

>>25653136
Kon has already said he doesn't want one for now.

>>25653105
>[X] Questions
Heard anything from Rukia
>[X] Train

>>25653105
>[X] Questions
1. RUKIA WHERE?
2. Creepy grayscale guy hanging out with Zangetsu

>[X] Train

>>25653105
[]What's the word on Rukia?
then, Zangetsu time

>>25653160
>2. Creepy grayscale guy hanging out with Zangetsu
Oooh, I forgot about that rude dude.

Seconding all of this.

>>25653156
I doubt we believe him.

>>25653177

Nevertheless, let's not force the issue right now.

>>25653156
Get one anyway

Not for school or anything, brining some random person into school to pass out when you need is weird, buy one for when that's not a problem, he says he doesn't need one, but sitting around in pill form sounds like the worst thing

1. Bod for the Mod
2. Rukia where r
3. Who's Whitey
4. Train through the pain

>>25653198
I feel it would be in character.

>>25653175
thirding, plus ask if Urahara has some kind of tiny container for the mod soul, so he can have a body and be with us when we need him

>>25653105
"Two things.

First, I'm starting to worry that I might have inadvertently screwed Rukia over. My old man's technically a deserter, you're a fugitive/exile, and I'm... Well, it seems like that is a lot to cover up, to the point where people might get suspicious no matter how good a liar she is.

More importantly, she knows about Aizen, and I'm not sure if she's the kind of person who would focus more on the 'he's an insane murderous traitor', and less on the 'he is very powerful, can make anyone experience whatever he wants with his sword, and has had a century to operate more or less unchecked'

So do you have any way of knowing how she's doing, like if she's alive... or, dead I guess? ...Undead? You know what I mean."

>>25653177
Regardless of belief, we NEED him in his pill form when shit hits the fan because someone needs to look after Strawberry's body while we're out Hollow-Hunting. Until we figure out a way to go Shinigami on our own, popping Kon's pill is the ONLY WAY we have to do this. We can get him a body once we no longer need him as a body double, but otherwise it'll just raise complications. Like "Big bro, why is there a RealDoll in your closet?"

>>25653105
Is it possible for people who see spooky ghosts to gain a way of defending themselves?

>>25653220
>like if she's alive... or, dead I guess? ...Undead?
The proper term is double-dead, I believe. If not, it totally is now.

>>25653236
disco-dead, i think is the term you are thinking of

>>25653220
"Secondly, after making such a big deal about this guy having a right to be alive, it occurs to me that it's pretty shitty of me to have him be left in some kind of dormant state until he's immediately convenient.

Is there any way he can have some kind of body, while still being able to serve as my stunt double in short notice? Like something portable or concealable?"

>>25653247
But that implies she's coming back.

>>25653221
How about a roundabout way of him getting a stuffed animal body?

Doesn't raise awkward questions, but he still gets to experience being active more often?

>>25653259
think about the universe we're in for a second