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As you pick yourself up off the floor of Rabbit's Lee, it occurs to you that you've had many bright ideas in your life- voluntarily sitting on an unsecured seat with no safety belt in the Lee while it was hit by Black Jack's 90mm T54 cannon was perhaps not the the brightest of them. You blink hard as the world becomes bright again.

You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing heavy tank and after that you feel like you should be saying something- something that perfectly characterizes the stupidity of that idea.

"...welcome to Jackass..." You muttered, picking your battered form back onto the crate that had been your seat. "Is everyone ok?"

"We're fine- you should've worn your seatbelt!" Karina says smartly from the front seat.

A second later- "Turret is fine..." As Azusa, the commander reports in. "Actually, that really wasn't that bad..." She says calmly.

>"Speak for yourself..."
>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
>Other.
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>>25647592
>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
>Sakaki, how you doing, you haven't been talking much
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>>25647592
>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
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>>25647592
>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
>Sakaki, how you doing, you haven't been talking much
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>>25647592

>Other.

"I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH YUKARI! WE DID NOTHING THAT NIGHT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
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>>25647592
>>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
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>>25647592

"The Commander's hurt!"
"HANS APPLY ZE BANDAGE"
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>>25647613
this
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>>25647592

>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
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>>25647592
>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
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Rolled 92

>>25647613
This please!
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>>25647592
>>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
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>>25647613
thrid(foruth?)ing.
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>>25647613
I'll Xth this.

>in b4 she simply turns her soulless gaze upon us and we go insane
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>>25647735
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>>25647735
If you gaze into Panzerfahren, sometimes, Panzerfahren gazes into you.
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>>25647592
>Other: "Gonna pass out. See you in a few."
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>>25647613
this
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>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
>Sakaki, how you doing, you haven't been talking much
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>>25647735
>we go insane
Insane enough to confess on the events that transpired in the Akiyama household through the radio while the entire team is listening?

Yes please. Spaghetti time is now!
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>>25647613
What the heck, I'll back this too
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>>25647592
>>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
>>Other. "Sakaki, how you doing, you haven't been talking much"
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>>25647777
Get out of here stalker!
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>>25647777
I need more saki pics
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>>25647592
>"So, another thing we learned from this... Seatbelts are important."
and add some how (use microphone) "Hey (insert), are those watermelons ready?"
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GEE, I THINK BLACKJACK IS DEAD
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>>25648261
SOXTY NOGGERS
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>>25648272
Ohgod planebot is invading
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Rolled 75

>>25648298
WHAT DID BRACKETS EVER DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU ABANDON THEM
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"Yeah... used to being in a much heavier tank getting hit with much smaller shells..." Time to drive the entire point home. "But, the point still stands- that was about the baddest gun you guys are going to see and we're all alive and, for the most part okay." You rub your head- it had probably bounced off a few things on the way towards the floor.

As you look up you make eye contact with the sixth Freshman girl- short brown hair and dark eyes that were usually staring off into the sky were locked on you. It occurs that you never got her name. "What about you? You ok?" You ask her gingerly.

She smiles and nods back at you, blushing a bit as she looks away.

"Sakaki's fine, too!" Aya says from the 37mm turret.

>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is..."
>"Well, I'm done being shot at this morning..."
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
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>>25648411
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
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>>25648411
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
I got tree fiddy that says Rose actually took that shot.
Also, this sets Patrick up to ask how we were shooting last night.
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>>25648411
>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is...

And she'd better comply. We also need to curb her over-enthusiasm with firing guns right here and now.
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>>25648411
>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is..."
Daijoubu? Daijoubu.
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>>25648411
>She smiles and nods back at you, blushing a bit as she looks away.
She wants the Little Liberator

>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
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>>25648444
>this sets Patrick up
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>>25648411
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
then
>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is..."
then
>"Well, I'm done being shot at this morning..."
and ONLY LEAVE when we get confermantion momo is out of blackjack!

also Blackjack QM, some of us STILL want to see want to see the men of the this crew be used for fund raising for the tank club! i say they get to put up a in a raffle or something like that where the lucky girl and use them in any way they want, provided it isn't illegel, immoral, or uneitcal and won't harm them.
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>>25648411
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
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>>25648411
>>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
If that was her shooting... there may be hope for her yet.
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>>25648411
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is..."
>"Well, I'm done being shot at this morning...

In that order
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>>25648519
we have still yet to see Anzu shoot, in meta, i feel we are wasting our time and ammo training momo.
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>>25648411

>Get on the horn with Patrick. "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!"
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>>25648519
Personally, my money is on Hana couldn't stand watching her shoot and miss anymore and hijacked it from Momo
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>>25648411
>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is..."
>"Well, I'm done being shot at this morning..."
>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?
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>>25648569

>sluttifying Fluffy.
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>>25648411
>>Get on the horn with Patrick- how's Momo shooting?

Operation Acquire Imoutos is a stunning success. Bueno.
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>>25648569
fluffy isn't a slut, stop it, we are over this.
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>>25648411
>>"Tell Momo to cease fire. We're gonna go see what the damage to the outside of the tank is..."
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>>25648504
THIS! we want beefcake!
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>>25648733
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>>25648713

Butbutbut GLORIOUS SPAGHETTI
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>>25648808
it's not glorious you goddamn summerfag.
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>>25648807
Lets lube up the treads.
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>>25648807
AH! but wait! having the MC be put up for sale might lure out the WoT nerds early (they would let them drive blackjack around) so we can recruit them for the tank teams! also, it could set up were many desperait, aroused, and man hungery girls all chase MC and have fluffy save him. Maybe MC will realized fluffy is the one for him after all.
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>>25648411
Dear Blackjack: Please post more than once per hour.
I'd be nice to get a quest thread that manages to fill a whole, single-spaced page with content.

Love,

4chan
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>>25648889
How about no?
>>25648972
Hell no!
>>25649023
No.
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>>25649041
What are you, some kind of negative nancy?
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>>25649023
but that would cut into his world of tanks time.

speaking of:

I THINK BLACKJACK GOT SHANKED
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>>25649061
>but that would cut into his world of tanks time.
I'll be honest, I would probably be running "Girls und Warbirds Quest" except that it would cut into my War Thunder time (Sorry wargaming, I love you guys, but until World of Warplanes has some more polish on it I'll be getting my WWII warbird fix from Gaijin.)
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"Yuuki, can you get Bla-er Grizzly Team on the radio?" You say, turning to the Rabbits' radio operator. She'd managed to stay in her seat through out the shelling and really didn't look any worse for wear- none of them did, actually. The shell had probably impacted on the side of the crew compartment- no fuel or machinery problems to complicate things.

"Sure!" She says, dialing a knob in before handing you the headset. "You're live!" She says cheerfully.

"Patrick- please tell me that was Momo shooting- I don't know if I can do that again if Rose was just showing her how it was done..." You ask, praying that maybe, just maybe, Momo had learned something about shooting.

"Hold on..." Patrick says. A few seconds later he returns. "Yeah, that was her- I'll patch you up to Rose..."

"Thanks..." You say, holding back to the urge to demand what he'd told her about Yukari and your jacket, but before you get a chance the line goes dead while he connects you to the commander's headset up in the turret.

"Commander?" Rose says. "It's a miracle- Momo actually hit something." She says flatly, a clear indication that she's hiding pride in her work.

>"Congratulate her for me."
>"Well she had to get lucky eventually."
>"Think she could do it again? Later, of course- much later!"
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>>25649405
>"Think she could do it again? Later, of course- much later!"
She needs to be able to repeat that feat.
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>>25649405
>"Think she could do it again?"

Nothing like repeated trauma to hammer the point home.
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>>25649405
>>"Think she could do it again? Later, of course- much later!"
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>>25649405
>>"Congratulate her for me."
Well i'll be damned. She hit something.
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>>25649405
>"Congratulate her for me."
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>>25649405
>>"Congratulate her for me."
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>>25649405
>>"Congratulate her for me."
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>>25649405
>"Congratulate her for me."
We're done being shot at for the day.
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>>25649405

"Of Course, She is learning from the Best..."
"But for now, could you hold off on firing, I want to get Rabbit team to see what the shell done to the tank's exterior..."
"But on this side, Mission Successful!"


maybe we could try training Rabbit team on evasive maneuvers and Momo a moving target...
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>>25649405
>"Congratulate her for me."
And get her to do the same tomorrow. And the day after. We want an actual increase in accuracy.
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>>25649405
10 responses in under 5 minutes...
You *could* probably post like, 3 or 4 times an hour if you wanted to... hint hint.
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>>25649565
like has been brought up already, that'd cut into WoT time.
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>>25649405
You know, since the freshies learnt their lesson already, there is no need for us to be the target a second time.
>"Think she could do it again? On a normal practice target this time."
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>>25649405
>"Congratulate her for me."
THEN
>"Think she could do it again? Later, of course- much later!"
add
"we're heading out, shut blackjack down and call the wrecker.
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>>25649405
>"Think she could do it again? Later, of course- much later!"

She needs to do it consistently.
Using the gun of the (38)t.
And not expending the Pershing's ammo.

"By the way Momo, those rounds cost >*insert price total here* . Sorry to rain in on your parade. Over and out."
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>>25649405

>"Congratulate her for me."

Let's hope she can repeat that performance under fire.
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>>25649405

>"Think she could do it again? Later, of course- much later!"
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>>25649405
>"Congratulate her for me. Think she could do it again?"

WE CAN TAKE IT
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>>25649405
>[x] Congratulate her for me.
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>>25649479

>Evasive maneuvers.
>Tanks.

WWII taught an incredibly valuable lesson to tank designers- mobility is an inherently aggressive trait- mobility is used to outflank your enemies and destroy them before they even have a chance to fire. If you are relying on mobility as a defense you're just delaying the inevitable.

But then, post-WWII tank designers never met GUTS.
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>>25649405
>"Congratulate her for me."
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>>25649829
BLACKJACK! BACK TO THE WRITING MILLS WITH YOU!
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>>25649829
Tell that to the French. Whoever designed their tanks needs to see a shrink. France won't be in any wars of aggression anytime soon.
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"Right, congratulate her for me- but not too strongly. She got lucky, I want her to get good." You say, smiling. The fact that you've made progress with Momo, no matter how small that progress seems makes this whole ordeal worthwhile. "Also, great job on instructing her."

"Thanks." Rose says dryly. "Means a lot."

"How did you do it, anyway?" You ask, curious.

"Just told her every missed shell was three hundred dollars of the school's money." Rose says. "Told her we were gonna keep firing until she hit and then send the bill straight to the student council. She really didn't want Yuzu to find out she was wasting school money like that, so she buckled down and took her time with her shots." There's a short pause and then, quietly. "She seemed really afraid of Yuzu..."

You blink. Yuzu, the student council vice-president, seemed to always be the nicest and most good natured of the three- not scheming and conniving like Anzu or belicose and aggressive like Momo. You'd have to remember that little bit.

"Well, get her firing at targets- keep track of the hits and misses and make sure she takes her time."

"Will do, commander." Rose agrees. "Want me to keep her in Black Jack or move her back to the 38(t)?"

>Black Jack- she seems to do better when she's forced to take her time and account for her shots.
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
Knowing your own tanks characteristics is best
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>>25650013

>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

Practice on what ya shoot.
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>>25650013
>>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

Those who choose this option need to remember to delete the extra carrot that's generated.
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>>25650013
>>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
practice like you play
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

Obviously.

>said ilmaddr
What are you trying to tell me, Captcha?
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
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>>25649829
Modern NATO tanks:
>Extremely fast
>extremely difficult to get more than a mobility kill with conventional ammo
>Can hit targets at 2Km while moving

Now if only Britain would upgrade to a Rheinmetall L/44 smoothbore variant like everybody else...
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

>>25650031
>>25650068
>>25650076
I came here to laugh at you.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

well, i think we are done here for now. lets go hunt up some more tank upgrades and lost tanks.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

Yuzu's the scary one? Hard to believe.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.

While they're switching tanks, I think it's time to disembark from the Lee and take a look at the superficial damage done to the Lee.
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
We should fill this picture out for the Pershing.
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>>25650133
not really....
this... explains alot.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1302746?pool_id=6300
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>>25650133
Beware the cute ones.
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>>25650428
stare into the eyes
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>>25650013
>38(t)- she needs to get familiar with her own tank's firing characteristics.
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>>25650369
>using fanon
>mfw reading your post
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>>25650468
Does the world implode when Saki and Yuzu face-off in a staring contest?
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>>25650369
>>25650468

This ain't touhou, gents.
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>>25650369
...and...for...those...who...don't...understand...moonrunes............?
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>>25650632
Mouse over the speech bubbles (which should have boxes over them) as that's where the translations are.

>>25650539
Fanon crap is becoming less and less acceptable in various touhou circles as well.
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>>25650498
fanon can fill in were the canon is missing. frankly, i would buy into a Yuzu who is hiding the yandere-ness beneath a put up on student councel member.
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"Eh, take her back to the 38(t)..." You say- you're still nervous that she'll have broken something on your tank. "She needs to learn how to fire its gun better, not Black Jacks." A smaller round definately took getting used to as opposed to a larger, heavier round- not just reload time but wind and the weather took a much larger toll on a smaller projectile's flight over long range. "Make sure you load for her- I want her taking her time between each shot."

"Agreed." Rose says. "I'll get her on it after school today."

You blink. With all the activity you'd almost forgotten that you were going to school here as well. The team had been excused for the Senshado match yesterday but today... You look down at your watch. 45min before class. You could probably get out and look at the damage Black jack caused with the girls while you wait for recovery vehical. Or you could get a head start and maybe make it to school early- there wasn't anybody else out doing gunnery practice this morning.

>We can go over damage this afternoon.
>Let's get a head start on getting to class.
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>>25650788
... Wait, aren't both of those options the same?
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>>25650788

>>We can go over damage this afternoon.
>>Let's get a head start on getting to class.

CHOO CHOO
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>>25650788
>Let's get a head start on getting to class.
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>>25650788
>See to the damage
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>>25650788
>We can go over damage this afternoon.
Let's show the freshman the damage the tank got while they were inside. That will definitely cement how protective the tanks are.
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>>25650788
>look at the damage Black jack caused with the girls while you wait for recovery vehical
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>>25650788
>We can go over damage while we wait
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>>25650788
>>Let's get a head start on getting to class.
We're in high school to learn, after all.

Tanks and fluffy is secondary.
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>>25650788
>Trust Rose to have taken care of tank
>Off to school hahaha!
inb4 next time on GupQ...
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>>25650788
>We can go over damage this afternoon.
>Let's get a head start on getting to class.

CHUGGA CHUGGA
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>>25650788
Hey Blackjack QM, both of these are not really options.
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>>25650788
>look at damage

I think BlackJack just fucked up with the choices.

>>25650833
>fluffy is secondary.

what is this shit you're typing?
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>>25650788
>We can go over damage this afternoon.
>Let's get a head start on getting to class.

These are both the same path, so why offer the options BJ?
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>>25650788
Those two choices are pretty much the same...

>Other
Hitch a ride in the recovery vehicle. They're heading for the tank garage, right?

That's pretty close to the school anyway.
Besides, we can get to know the girls behind the maintenance of the tanks. *hint*Automobile Club*hint*
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>>25650861
>>25650848

The illusion of choice.

What better way to herd cats?
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>>25650788
>Check out the damage now.
Assuming that's an option.
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>>25650788
>go over damage now
calm down guys, BJ just goof'd.
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>>25650848
>>25650860
>>25650861
I wonder how long it'll take Blackjack to correct that. Possibly the length of a WoT match...
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>>25650788

Screwed up the options:

>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
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>>25650788
>[x] Let's get a head start on getting to class
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>>25650923
>>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
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>>25650923
>>25650788
>>Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh
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>>25650923
>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
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>>25650923

>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
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>>25650860
Hard as it is to believe, the main point of high school is not girls.

Then again this is a girls school.

>>25650923
>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
in that case.
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>>25650788
>14:20:47
>>25650923
>14:29:24

What do you know, you can fit an average length WoT match in that gap...

>>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
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>>25650923
>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
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>>25650923
>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
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>>25650923

>>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
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>>25650923

>TO CLASS, SO WE CAN SPAGHETTI ALL OVER CLASS
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>>25650923
>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
We do actually have classes to attend and homework to do and so on. We should probably grab extra school time where we can.
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>>25650923
>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
we need to get to class before we're flunked this grade and have to repeat it.
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>>25650923
>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
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>>25650956
Jesus Christ! I would not want to arm wrestle that Yukari.
What the fuck happened to her arm?
She looks more like Trogdor than Yukari.

Captcha: manly healtset.
I... I guess so captcha, You're right on the manly bit.
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>>25650923
>>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
Asians like studying.
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>>25650013

Damn it Logo

WHEN IS SUPER ANNIHIALITION BATTLE
WHEN ARE MAHO AND SHIHO GONNA CREEP ALL OVER MIHO
WHERE IS CRAZED LES-oh second thought, let's not put that one in.
WHERE IS MUH BEEFCAKE ANGLERFISH DANCE
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>>25651010
>Implying grades are a concern in this quest
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>>25651038
Loading 75s and 88s is a good workout!
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>>25650923
>>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
NO MORE PENCILS NO MORE BOOKS NO MORE TEACHERS DIRTY LOOKS
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>>25651038
Nothing wrong with fit!Yukari.
Lifting shells all day has its benefits.
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>>25650923
>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."

Get this done now since it's still fresh in there minds /what/ just hit them.
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>>25651058
That it is.
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>>25650923

>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."

Fluffy~~~~
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>>25650923
We don't need no education!
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>>25651121

Hey! Teacher! Leave them kids alone!
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>>25651120

HEAD TO CLASS, SUDDENLY SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
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Rolled 7

>>25650999
Only dreams now...
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>>25651173
I am sad that my nat 20 SPAGHETTI roll from a previous thread amounted to nothing...
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>>25650788
>Look over the damage now
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>>25650860
only the truth, brother. yukari is OK, but not A-Grade waifu material
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>>25650923
>"Let's check out the damage now while it's fresh, we can be a bit late..."
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>>25651452
>yukari is OK, but not A-Grade waifu material
So who would you say IS Grade-A waifu material?
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>>25650923
>"Let's head to class now- we can check the damage this afternoon."
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>>25651356

I too with for the stuttering russel and fluffy just ignorant of the whole thing while the class laughs in the background.
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>>25651476
Not that asshole but inb4 someone from another school.
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>>25651452
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>>25651476
Hana maybe?
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"Alright, ladies." You say, putting down the radio and heading for the side hatch. "I think the lesson is done for today. We'll let the recovery team handle it from here." You make a dramatic display of checking your watch. "We best get head back to the school- I still gotta change into my uniform."

As you pass into the suddenly bright Tuesday morning, you get a glance at the massive hit the Lee had taken- as the girls crawl out one by one they get a good view as well. You aren't far from the school- maybe a mile at most, but by the time you get back there you've got just barely enough time to get your makeshift school uniform on and head for your first period class.

As you wait for the teacher to arrive and open the door, you see Rose and Yukari talking.

"...just wish I could fire Black Jack's cannon some time. Seems it would be quite the experience!" Yukari says excitedly. "Though I'm really just a loader so it wouldn't really be part of my training."

"It's not really that special- just a slightly bigger and harder to aim gun than the Panzer IV's..." Rose replies nonchalantly.

>"Morning ladies."
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
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>>25651617
>>"Morning ladies."
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>>25651585
Not bad but there's a reason why Yukari's favored so highly: she basically has it all, not just 1-2 traits.

Not saying Hana's that bad but the comparison still favors Yukari outside of legs and bust size.

>>25651617
>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
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>>25651617
>Sneak past them
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>>25651617
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
Let it begin!
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>>25651617

>"Morning ladies."
>"That can be arranged!"
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>>25651617
>"Morning ladies."
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
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>>25651617
>"Morning ladies."
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>>25651617

>>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."

Within earshot of EVERYONE.
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>>25651617
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
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>>25651617
>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
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>>25651585
>Hana
>not Mako
Fucking faggot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlScQn-8y3o
>>25651617
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
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>>25651617
>>"Morning ladies."
>>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
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>>25651617
>"Morning ladies."
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
gogo
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>>25651617

>>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
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>>25651617
>>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."

Let the hue begin.
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>>25651617
>>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
Patrick can gossip all he wants.

>>25651642
Call me a sucker for long hair, plus she loves her food.

>>25651695
She sleeps more than I do.
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>>25651617
>>25651617
>"Morning ladies."
>"Hey, Yukari, never did get to thank you for letting me watch Kelly's Heroes last night..."
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>>25651617
>>"Morning ladies."
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I think BlackJack can just simply go with: ALL at this point.
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>>25651617
>"Morning ladies."
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>>25651617
>[x] "Morning ladies."

I want to engage in conversation, but the other two options aren't doing it for me.

>Captcha: co-efficient editesn
We in calc class now?
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And in the next post, Rose suggests that Russel can be Yukari's loader.
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>>25651617
>"good morning Ladies"
love to see Rose react to that
>"What is this i just heard about wanting to fire Jack's gun?"
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>>25651849
and then Rose pulls either a "That is not what i meant you dirty SOB" or "if ya know what I mean...."
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>>25651617

>"Morning ladies. WE DID NOTHING! NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"

>>25651695

>Hana
>Mako
>Not Daarjeeling or Nonna or Kay
I WILL END YOU
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>>25652159
Traitorous scum, you should be forced to commit sudoku for your shamefur dispray.
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>>25652159
Let's not forget Jagpather-chan
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>>25652214
btw, just WHERE are those sudoku clones went too? we need to pick them up soon....
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>>25652259
Presumably if we decided to arrive late we would have met them.

Oh well.
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>>25652250
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>>25652319
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>>25652362
Go home prez, we can't steal the other team's crew
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>>25652362
>>25652390
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"Morning, Rose, Yukari." You say, leaning against the wall next to the door, you look over at Yukari. "Was really fun getting to watch Kelly's Heroes last night. Been way too long- didn't get a chance to thank you." You say with a smile and a glance at Rose. Yes, Rose, despite whatever Patrick has told you it was completely innocent.

Yukari blushes a bit, but nods enthusiastically. "Any time! I love having friends over!" See Rose? Just friends. "Sorry I fell asleep like that, though. Just sort of passed out from all the exertion!"

You wince a bit, not the wording you were hoping for on that. "It's fine! Tank battles take a lot out of you!" You try to salvage what you can with that- No Rose, it wasn't *that* sort of exertion.

>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"
>Other.
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>>25652482
>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"
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>>25652482
>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"
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>>25652482

>Other.
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"

SHE MUST FIRE THE CANNON
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>>25652482
>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"
> "You can definitely have a go at shooting the Black jacks gun if we have the time during practice."
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>>25652482
>Other:
>Touch fluffy hair
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>>25652482
>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"
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>>25652482

>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"

And yes: >>25652523
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>>25652482
>>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
No need to talk bad about Momo with anyone else around.
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>>25652482

>Yukari blushes a bit,

Fluffy~<3
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>>25652523
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"
Mustn't forget about this.
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>>25652482
>>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
>>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"

We need to start working up training plans. We HATE losing. Getting some more fluffy can wait till later
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>>25652482
>>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
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>>25652560
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>>25652482
>[x] "So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
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>>25652482

>"So I got shot at for practice today, what did you do?"
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>>25652482
>other
"we'll be facing stronger schools in the tornament soon. but Anzu said we're too strapped to buy more tanks. So Yukari, do you recall any leads about abandoned tanks on board or any more people who would be willing to crew them? you have been here longer than we have and there is anything related to tanks on ship, you would be the one to ask"
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>>25652643

Not now, you fool.
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>>25652482
>>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"

Rose, work your magic.
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>>25652663
there is always room for one more.
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>>25652693

But you're ruining the slightly ackward romantic mood.
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>>25652482
>"How is Momo coming along with her gunnery? Can she be saved?"
>"What's this about wanting to fire Jack's main gun?"

That has to be answered
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"So, you managed to get Momo to hit a stationary target today." You say with a bit of snark. "Think you can get her to do it again in the 38(t)?"

Rose sighs. "Hard to say- today was almost certainly a lucky shot. The problem is that Momo has the entirely wrong idea on how to fire a tank's gun. She's impatient and seems to think it's like a machine-gun and that if she fires enough shells fast enough she'll hit something." She rubs the bridge of her nose. "I'm going to need to de-train her and then retrain her so that she takes her time and makes her shots count."

Yukari nods sagely. "That doesn't surprise me. Momo's always been really hot blooded and excitable- she gets angry or sad or happy about things really easily. Anzu and Yuzu are pretty good about keeping her in line though."

>"So, got any ideas on how to retrain her into a competant gunner?"
>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"
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>>25652980

>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"
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>>25652980
>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
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>>25652980
>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
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>>25652980
>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"

Business first, then Fluffy.
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>>25652980
>>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
May as well get it all out there.

We fixed the rabbit team's problem with equipment confidence at least, so now it's on to other problems.
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>>25652980

>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"

Enough shop.

Time for fluffy.
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>>25652980
>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"

Must talk to Fluffy. Cannot resist.
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>>25652980
>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"

We're gonna need a montage for all this training.
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>>25652980
>>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"
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>>25652980

>>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"
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>>25652980
>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"
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>>25652980
>"Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
>"So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"
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>>25652594

I can't get over how creepy that picture is. The head and body are animated separately. Coupled with the huge head, she looks like some sort of monster.
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>>25651642

Looks are rather subjective, I like her hairstyle and general look a lot more than than Yukari's as well.
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>>25653172

QUALITY at work.
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>>25653283
On the other hand, that one where she brushes her hands on her hair is pretty smooth and nice.
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>>25652980
>[x] "Anyone else on the team stick out as needing extra training?"
>[x] "So Yukari, what did Miho have you guys do this morning?"

This compound vote is good.
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Did BJ drop good loot?
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>>25653392
Just gold and some cloth.
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>>25653392
It's only been half an hour, no point declaring him dead yet. For some reason it takes nearly an hour for Blackjack to write three or four lines of text.
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"What's black and white and split in three,
Never knowing light it be.
I drop it down a hole, you see
All of it comes back to me!"

"What is it?"
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>>25653433
>"What's black and white and split in three,
>Never knowing light it be.
>I drop it down a hole, you see
>All of it comes back to me!"
>"What is it?"

Wait, I totally posted this in the wrong thread. I have no idea how I even got here...
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Rolled 19

>>25653433
SPAGHETTI
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"So, what did Miho have you guys doing this morning?" You ask Yukari. "I didn't hear anybody else shooting..."

Yukari smiles. "Actually, she had us doing safety drills! Like, how to put out various fires, how to escape if the tank got knocked over on it's side or even upside down... She even drilled us on being able to escape our Panzer in case we fell into water..." Yukari thinks for a second, "Guess I shouldn't be too surprised. Miho's really big about safety..."

"Anyone else doing anything interesting?" You ask, looking down at your watch idly.

"Well, the volleyball club is getting really good at driving their I-Go. I guess it's maneuverablity is really the only thing it's got going for it. And Erwin and Caesar spent the morning camoflagueing their StuG- it looks really cool now!" She looks starry eyed for a moment. "Maybe we can do the same thing for our Panzer..."

>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."
>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."
>"Wonder why Miho's so big on safety?"
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>>25653433

Shit.
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Rolled 8

>>25653460
ALL
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>>25653467

>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."
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Rolled 17

>>25653472
THE
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Rolled 11

>>25653484
TIME
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>>25653467
>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."
Team drills go.
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>>25653484
>>25653493
cease and desist, villain.
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>>25653467
>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."
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>>25653467
>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."
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>>25653467
>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."

It's not as useful for the other teams anyway.
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>>25653467
>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."

Operator Tankers? Opertankers
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>>25653552
Tankerators.
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>>25653467
>>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."
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>>25653467
>>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."
>>"Wonder why Miho's so big on safety?"
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>>25653467
>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."
>"Wonder why Miho's so big on safety?"
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>>25653467
>>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."
>>"Wonder why Miho's so big on safety?"
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>>25653467
I get big fron Miho's 'Safety'.
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>>25653799
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>>25653467
>"Camoflague is useful, but good training will do a lot more for you in the long run..."
>"I'd love to see the entire team learn good camoflague techniques. Maybe we can work on that some time."
Who says we couldn't do both?
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"It's great that they're thinking about camoflague and everything..." You start. "But they really should start at the the beginning and make sure their basics are solid- I mean, it doesn't matter if they don't see you if you miss the ambushing shot." Not that their gunnery was that bad, actually Saemonza was probably just behind Hana in terms of accurate gunnery.

Yukari nods. "Yep! Lucky it seems like most of the teams are coming along pretty well in their basics, so maybe we'll get a chance to work on special stuff like ambushes and camoflague before the tournement starts."

"We could probably go over some basics for most of the teams." Rachel says. "But the History team are really the only ones who're going to be especially good with ambushes..."

As she talks, the small crowd of early students parts to let the teacher through. "Guess that's enough tank talk for now, eh?" You say to Yukari. "We'll talk more at lunch!" You promise before you duck into the classroom.
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>>25654122
Next time on GuPQ!
We maybe get more than one post an hour out of Blackjack?
Hahaha. No. We never will.
Hope springs eternal, though.
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Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest...

>We lunch with the Anglerfish.
>The Council has it's duties!
>What's so embarassing about the Anglerfish dance?

Girls und Panzer Quest will return Thursday between 5-6PM (Or a bit later...)

Follow me on twitter for Schedule Changes and to find out when the quest goes live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
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>>25654145
At this point, everyone can instinctively feel when Blackjack is going to stop.

I...don't know if that's a good thing or not.
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>>25654181
Or maybe it's just because he doesn't put any options in when he's done for the night.
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>>25654212
You don't even need that at this point. I'm pretty sure most of us can feel BJ's "stopping point".

I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I just can't decide if it's a good thing either.
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>>25654233
Confirmation bias. I've seen people make "Next time on GuPQ" posts ages before he's done.
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>>25654233
No, >>25654212 is right, I was totally just going "dammit, this one has no greentext at the bottom."
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Why don't they just stick Momo on a tank simulator calibrated for the (38)t until she learns how to shoot straight first, instead of wasting money on practice rounds right off the bat?

We can even ask for help from any game inclined individuals in Ooarai. *hinthint*
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>>25655474
Teaching her World of Tanks will do no good whatsoever for her actual shooting ability, as Anteater Team learned fairly quickly, and a simulator that's realistic enough to actually simulate the whole process of aiming and firing the 38(t)'s gun would cost a lot more than a couple of practice rounds.
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>>25654270
This is, "ages before he's done" could very well mean "one or two story posts before" due to the glacially slow pace of updates. We've most definitely got a sixth sense about when the end is coming, but a difference of just ONE post usually means an hour+ time difference.
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>>25655555
I can't be 100% sure, I don't have access to the episodes right now but the tank simulator Yukari was playing in episode 2 MIGHT have had a very basic simulator for gunnery.



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