>>25644759
eh minnesota got hit hard over the weekend also...and more storms tonight

That said, though, you're impressed so far with it's cockpit improvements- especially the integrated sensor systems installed. Merlin's own report- filled out in her neat cursive- sits on your desk, waiting to be handed over to the techs with yours. You'll take care of that tomorrow- this round of improvements and tweaking is supposed to last at least a week, but you doubt you'll spend all that time on the ground anyway- if nothing else, you're pretty sure you can get some flight time in with one of the spare tomcats on the base, if for no other reason than to stay current on the airframe.

Merlin's busy packing for her leave- less than a week, since she has to be available for the next testing cycle. You chuckle to yourself at that- she's been the major source of feedback for the Chance-Vought team, not you, and they protested her leaving. Still, Ice told them in no uncertain terms she'd earned the leave, and it wouldn't be canceled.

You're down in the living room, keeping Goose company. She's doing a lot better- whatever 'old witch trick' they used seems to have been the ticket. She's kinda quiet, though- you two don't interact much, and it's hard to tell exactly what stories Mav's been telling the girl about you.

Patty, meanwhile, is on emergency leave herself- her grandmother having died last night. She only just got the phone call about an hour ago- she'll be gone a couple days. While she didn't explicitly ask it, you figured you'd help look after Goose in the mean time.

2/3

The TV's playing some national geographic program or other- something on the Yellowstone fires. Goose is engrossed in it, you're only half paying attention, trying to go over the laundry list of changes done to your bird in this iteration. All small stuff, really- tweaking, is what they'd called it. Getting it set 'just so'.

Normally, that’s a job that would fall to you and your ground crew, except right now you don't have one. They're still technically being trained, though apparently they're out of the top one percent of the fleet's ground crews. Still, there's something disconcerting about dealing with nothing but civilian techs, even when they're as close to the navy as these guys are.

Outside, you can make the distinct sound of the pickup pulling into the building's lot. You tend to forget that this building was specifically constructed for a mixed squadron, and you don't really have a driveway. Shit, there's a duty desk up front, though right now you don't have anyone to man it anyway.

[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.
[] Nah, let the Boss or Slider handle it. Rufus likes them both.

>>25644811
>[x] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

>>25644811
[x] Nah, let the Boss or Slider handle it. Rufus likes them both.

Also, HAHA, STRIKERS, ect

>>25644811
[x]Greet Joe and Rufus

Rufus is our best buddy how can we not greet him?

[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

Our mini bear, our responsibility.

>>25644811
>[x] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.
We're the ones that asked them come all the way down here, we should be polite enough to greet them at the door.

>>25644811
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

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>>25644811
>[x] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.
>Patty, meanwhile, is on emergency leave herself- her grandmother having died last night
Shit, that sucks. Hopefully get more interactions with Goose though. Best night of the week!
>>25644759
Hope you feeling better then this morning, not coughing up shit, though you probably wouldn't be running the thread if you weren't.

>>25644811
[X] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

Puppy!

>>25644811
Hey goose want to see my puppy?

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>>25644811
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

Also, yay! Moar Goose!

>>25644935
More Goose time please.

>>25644811
>[x] Nah, let the Boss or Slider handle it. Rufus likes them both.

>>25644811
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

>>25644876

I rather doubt Joe will mind being greeted by Slider or Ice.

>>25644811
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

Goose time.

>>25644811

[x] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

So, guys. Based on the contents of the letter last week, I'd say the theory about Konstantina being a clueless virgin gained a few points. Really, Comrade Stork?

>>25644811
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.
Puppy tiem. Also, we don't need Joe falling in love with the WHOLE squadron. That's clearly Frank's job.

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>>25645120
It's quiet fitting.

>>25645120
We should send her some American Porno.


as a gag gift. say we cant get anything else through the EEVUL CAPITALIST ILLUMINATI censors

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>>25645191
yes!

>>25644759
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

>>25644811

[X] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

>>25645120

I bet she doesn't even know how to cook.

>call comes into Moscow in the middle of the night
>high-level member of the Politburo answers

"COMRADE, I HEARD FROM MY DAHLINK AND WANT TO LEARN HOW COOK! SEND CHEF IMMEDIATELY TO TEACH ME HOW COOK!!"

"Comrade Konstantina....do you have idea what time it is?"

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>>25645374

>>25645374
And then she calls the KGB chief to ask him what sex is again.

"I THOUGHT WE ALREADY SENT A BOOK TO YOU ABOUT THAT!!"

>>25645510
"Why don't you ask your wingmen?"

"...they're all dead. Again."

"GODDAMNIT, KONSTANTINA!"

>>25645510
"But it did not mention comrade stork, so I thought the capitalists may have sabotaged it"

>>25645586

"You naïve fool! Comrade Stork does not exist! Book I sent you was correct!"

>>25645586
>>25645608
>Meanwhile the CIA is listening in and wondering what the fuck is going.

I will be disappointed if we don't get a stalinka interlude at some point

>>25645644
No, they're listening in and munching popcorn because this is the best entertainment they've ever had on the job.

>>25645644
"I think they're saying that the "Stork" project got sabotaged, and because of that it was canceled?"
"Then whats with this frank guy?"
"I dunno, maybe he's working for them? Or is he with another department?"

>>25645666
and they are recording it so years later they can sell it on CD

>>25644811
>[] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.
We have a while to get Rufus to mess with Ice and Slider

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[x] Greet Joe and Rufus at the door.

Part of you wants to let Slider or Ice handle it- Slider, in particular, hates being licked, and Rufus seems to make it a point to slobber all over her face every chance he gets- but it's kind of rude to not go to the door, you figure.

Joe's radio is still blaring Iron Maiden- he picked up an appreciation for Aces high after you had him listen to it since then, his taste in music has become fairly suspect. Rufus, hanging halfway out of the passenger side window, his tongue hanging out of his mouth, swivels his head to look at you while Joe turns off the truck.

He seems to take a second to process you as being you- and then frantically scrambles out of the window, landing with an audible whump on the concrete and rapidly gaining speed as he runs towards you.

Rufus knocks your ass flat to the concrete, simultaneously trying to crawl into your lap and lick your face off- with poor success on either front, though not for lack of enthusiasm. Joe, meanwhile, just laughs.

You, meanwhile, can't help but crack a smile, taking a minute to pet your dog before he calms down and pokes his nose in the house.

“Hey, Frank.” Joe greets, tossing you a towel. Kid's smart, you'll give him that.

“Hey Joe. How was the drive?” You respond, doing your dead level best to wipe Rufus slobber off your face. You're marginally successful.

Joe shrugs. “Not too bad, getting on post was about the worst of it.” he laughs, and motions to Rufus. “The gate guard thought he was a couple guys in a dog suit.”

You laugh at that. “Well, he is pretty damn big.”

Joe nods. “Yeah. Hey, we haven't eaten since we stopped at a McDonalds near Bakersfield.”

[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”
[] “then let's go to Santa's! Hang on, lemme see if anyone else wants to come”
[] "well, there's this place I've been meaning to try...."
[] Other! (write in)

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

>>25645767
>[x] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

>>25645767

>[x] "Then let's go to Santa's! Hang on, lemme see if anyone else wants to come."

>>25645767
>[x] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

Sharing is caring.

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

There's food, dog, and witches here. Forget going out.

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”
Don't wanna get Rufus here then immediately leave...unless the twins can't cook

>>25645767
We need to introduce Santa to Rufus.

>>25645767
>[x] “then let's go to Santa's! Hang on, lemme see if anyone else wants to come”

>>25645767
[x] “then let's go to Santa's! Hang on, lemme see if anyone else wants to come”

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

I want to see Slider's face when she sees Rufus.

And Goose come to think of it.

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”
Hope you like fish, if not we'll go get something instead.

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

But first, introduce the good doggy to Goose.

>>25645767
>[] "Then let's go to Santa's! Hang on, lemme see if anyone else wants to come."
Be a nice send-off for Merlin, too. We did say she wasn't leaving until after Rufus got here, so she's still around. Also a chance to take the girls out.

>>25645767

[X] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

Squadmates, meet Joe; Joe, squadmates

>>25645767
dinner with the twins, always an adventure. Desert is even better, angel food cake is always better with two layers and cream in the middle.

capcha
>expects healinn
gonna need it after that comment

>>25645767
[X] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

And everyone can spend time with Rufus.

>>25645866
we could take Merlin out to Santa's when she gets back as a welcome home party!

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

Hope Rufus likes fish.

And Goose.

>Joe meets the twins

Only good could come from that.

>>25645877
Well played, although given their disposition wouldn't it be Devil's Food cake instead

>>25645767
>[] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

Everyone is entitled to a slobbering!

WE WILL NOT SUFFER ALONE!

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>>25645877
It took me till this >>25645971 to figure out what that actually meant... I blame it on shit sleep.

>>25645971
So, you take one of the twins in her bathing suit, lay her down on the floor, while the other is whipping up a bowl of whipped cream.

When that's done take the bowl and start to pour it over the one on the floor, then you move over and start to la---

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>>25646054
LEWD POLICE, STOP RIGHT THERE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND BONER DOWN!

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>>25646069
>put your boner down
...How, exactly?

>>25646146
think of England

>>25646162
thinking of England makes me rise like a flagpole

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>>25646162
Nope, not working.

>>25646185
Scotland?

>>25646146
Think of your granny nekkid.

>>25646146
Goat Porn.

>>25646185
wales then

>>25646185
>>25646192
it's an old saying...which, admittedly, I didn't use all that well

>>25646185
Thatcher then.

>>25646192
Did those panties phase through her legs? Because that's the only way I can see them getting off without damage.
Ghost Panties, woo woo

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>>25646227
I'll be in my bunk.

>>25646245
MAGIC

>>25645767
Lewd desserts aside...
>>[x] “no problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”
Letting the resident citizens of /tg/ have a gander at the cousin sounds like a highly entertaining Idea.

>>25646245
Back in the old days, with the first series of Merlin engines, strikers occasionaly backfired, this sometimes caused the pants the witches wore to catch fire, to avoid damage to their legs and other bits, they developed quick eject pants.

While no longer used in aviation today because of developments in safety in both the mechanical and magic parts of the Merlin Jet engines, the quick eject pants remain a popular item as wear for the more adventurous ladies, witches and normals alike.

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>>25646295
>Lynne
>adventurous

>>25646295
S-s-say...y-y-you wouldn't know where I c-c-could...maybe...buy, uh, some of t-t-those. For my...for my...research purposes!

>>25646358
they sell them on Amazon
I'm not lying...

>>25645767
>[X] “then let's go to Santa's! Hang on, lemme see if anyone else wants to come”

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[x] “No problem, I think the twins cooked evening chow.”

You nod, following Joe to the back of his pickup to get out the bag full of Rufus' stuff. Joe grabs his own pack as well.

“No problem,” You say, hefting Rufus' 'bed'- a battered poncho liner that's seen far, far better days. “The twins cooked, I think. Hope you like seafood.”

“Seafood's alright. They pretty good at it?” Joe asks, following you inside. Rufus trails behind, narrowly pulling his tail out of the door before you close it.

You nod. “Solid enough. Mostly fish. Both of them aren't above experimenting with the food though, we had spam and seafood jambalaya one night.”

Joe looks at you. “That doesn't sound real good.”

You laugh. “It wasn't.”

Rufus, meanwhile, has made his way into the living room. He pads up behind Goose, who freezes when he sniffs her, and you're about to yell when he curls up next to her, watching the TV. She looks down at him, then back at you.

“I-is this...?” She asks, putting one hand tentatively oh his head and scratching gently behind his ears.

You nod. “Yeah, that's Rufus. Don't worry, he's a big baby. If you want him to go away, tell him to go find Slider.”

“Hey, wow. That's a big dog.” Alyssa says, walking in behind you from the kitchen.

“Hey Goose, you think you could ride him? We can find a saddle” Her sister adds.

Goose looks down at Rufus, who's got his head craned around, and is looking at the twins- whom, you can't help but note, are partially covered behind you and Joe.

“M-maybe...” Goose answers, her voice unsure.

“Anyway, dinner's ready. You too Frank and.... wait, who's this?” Alyssa says.

“He's kinda cute. Frank, are you hiding the cute ones from us so we only have you to pick from?”

[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”
[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25646422
[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

I offer this sacrifice in the hopes of obtaining peace.

>>25646422
>[x] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”
Sharks gotta eat too...

>>25646422
This is Joe, Joe this is twins.

>>25646422
>[] "He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means."

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25646422
>[x]"This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins."

>>25646422
>“Anyway, dinner's ready. You too Frank and.... wait, who's this?” Alyssa says.

>“He's kinda cute. Frank, are you hiding the cute ones from us so we only have you to pick from?”

>shark twins

>awkward virgin cousin

BLOOD IN THE WATER BLOOD IN THE WATER I REPEAT THERE IS BLOOD IN THE WATER

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

We're going to have to find a saddle.

Rolled 14

>>25646451
Well they have been starved.... Metaphorically of course.

>seconding

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

Bad twins. Down.

>>25646476
GET THE VIDEO CAMERA

>>25646451
Joe isn't that lucky, or unlucky, depends on your view.

>>25646422
>[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins...and I hope you can swim"

>>25646422
>>“He's kinda cute. Frank, are you hiding the cute ones from us so we only have you to pick from?”
>Twin Sandwich
>My dream
I shall live vicariously through Joe. Maybe he can light up their night.

>>25646422
[X] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25646422
>[x] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646499
Need to remember to remove email kebab. But yeah, all for introducing joe to the steelwitches.

>>25646422
>[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646422
>[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646422
[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

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>>25646422
throw him in to the water with no wings! then chum the water and watch FOR SCIENCE!
>[x] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646422
>[x] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”
we could stop the RE-... LULZ-Train, but lets not and see where it ends up

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

They can occupy themselves with finding that saddle.

>>25646422

[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25646565
they'll be using it for something else at this rate

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>>25646539
>>25646539

>>25646539
The life of a sharktwinfag is quiet and full of suffering.
Katya is the best choice for fronk nonetheless from a practical standpoint. Twins shall be relegated to the stuff of dreams.

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>>25646422
[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646593
This is Joe AFTER meeting the twins.

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

Well, I'd like to at least make an effort to save Joe from the sharkpit...

Whether or not he'll thank us for it is another matter entirely.

>>25646422
>[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins

>>25646602
joe getting tied up and stuffed in a box by the twins would be funny as hell.

[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”
[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

BOTH

>>25646422
>[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins

>>25646630
So...
>"This is Joe. Joe, meet the Twins. Have fun, but if he says stop you stop"

>>25646422
>[x] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

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>>25646539
At first I was like what?
Then I read the rest of the thread, and discovered something strange.

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

Family normally means not chucking him into the sharkpit.

>>25646422
>[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25646652
But lewd snarky fit shark girl pits are the best.

>>25646664
Agreed, if I had a brother, I'd have him throw me in the lewd snarky fit shark girls pit

SHIT SON, TIME FOR WICHIZU!
>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

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>>25646682
Plus this is the best way to demonstrate to him that witch relations are a tough thing to handle. And if he CAN satisfy them both? Well.. Pic related.

>>25646422
>[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins
Poor boy will be torn apart.

>>25646682
Son, let me tell you something. I do have a brother, and I would not throw him in the lewd snarky fit sharkgirls pit. I would jump in myself. And he could go fornicate himself.

>>25646711
I don't think it's an issue of CAN he satisfy them...I think it's more "will he survive them satisfying themselves"

>>25646744
His hypothetical brother could be gay.

>>25646757
If my brother was hypothetically gay I STILL would not throw him in. He can get his own damn lewd snarky fit sharkgirls pit.

So I haven't been here in a while, who is for lewd and not for lewd? I know Merlin is not for lewd.

>>25646744
>not high-fiving your brother as you both plow the girls from behind while they make out with each other

It's like you don't even care about family.

>>25646789
no no no,I not refering to your brother but his and he said he'd have his brother throw him in.

>>25646800
Goose and Maverick are not for the lewd. Ice, Katya, and Slider are A-OK!

>>25646586
>Katya is the best choice for fronk nonetheless from a practical standpoint.

Does that mean we'll have an excuse later to 'accidentally' wind up listening to Korobeiniki with Katya in earshot?

>>25646422
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25646800
The crazy Russian has become off limits. She is too pure for us.

>>25646800
Merlin is not for Lewd, I'd say Goose and Mav as well. Beyond that free range.

>>25646808
I do care. I care about girls more.
>>25646809
Oh, misread that.
>>25646817
So we still haven't made a decision on that one yet?

>>25646817
And Katsumi, if what Jessica thinks is in any way true.

>>25646818
No objections.

>>25646818
I'm certain we could foster some multicultural relations.
We turn it up to drown out joes screams.

can we get a count of throw/not throw

>>25646789
Why jump in the pit of lewd shark-girls when you have a warm pussy-cat comforter, tight snake pants, or cozy(insert Ice familiar here). Why you can even go for a quiet night of hand holding with a certain magical plane-talker or evenNIXON'S ESCORT SERVICE! YOUNG PILOTS WITH LOTS OF STAMINA! ORDER NOW!

>>25646586
More like the twins arrived too late to change the current outlook (which is Katya dominating, and Ice and Slider sort of fighting with each other.)

Only way things could change is some big breakthrough and seeing how character development isn't Ghost's bestest suite, it's unlikely.

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>>25646872
"I'm not a crook!"

Also, MERLIN NOT FOR LEWDS.

>>25646818
Agreed. Then we can bang her silly while a captured Konstantina is forced to listen to her excited squeals.

>>25646818
>>25646850
>>25646860

i don't get it

>>25646872
"Hello this is Nix- Wait a minute konstantina, i recognize that number. We're still at war, so either defect or get you bosses to surrender and maybe- hello? hello?"

>Knock knock

>>25646872
Personally I prefer the adorable cossack's granddaughter.
>>25646901
Its a russian love song.

>>25646872
>>25646892
Too late for anything with Merlin, she's taken. Though the fact anon leapt after hearing a certain offer of Katya implies some unflattering things.

>>25646924
"how did she get here so fast!?"

>>25646975
She ran, sir

>>25646947
Merlin was never for lewd.
Also, who the hell let our sweet little Merlin get a boyfriend? Why were we not present with a shotgun as a stand in father?

>>25646869
Current count by my reckoning counting only posts with [X] or [] because some people clearly don't have an x on their keyboard.

>This is Joe. Joe meet the twins.
15
>He's family, behave ladies.
12

>>25646901
>>25646940

More specifically, a Russian love song where the girl is named... Katya.

It's also the Tetris theme.

>>25646947
well thats why I said hand-holding. we'll steal her first time with herhands being held!?(goddammit japan I'm not even checking but I' sure this is a real thing in their bullshit of first times)

>>25646992
no...NO NO NO I CAN HEAR IT! MAKE IT STOOOP!

>>25646992
Its also entirely lewd.

>>25646984
we were to busy not paying attention to a young Japanese boy on a military base working with his father.GUNDAMU

Rolled 14

>>25646988
One more for
>This is Joe. Joe meet the twins.

>>25647011
Well how about
I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up above

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>>25646984

He's in Japan, and we don't know his address yet.

But we will, ohohohoho, we will...

>>25646422
>[x] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

>>25647022
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

>>25647022
I WILL FIND YOU AND SLIT YOUR THROAT!

>>25647022
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8

>>25646984
You'er assuming romance=lewd.... much like a 15 year old would. Same with choosing an easy girl so fast.

I do wish the Ice and Slider fans would make up their minds on who will go on ahead, united we stand, divided we fall.

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>>25647011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLvtP6KMUM

>>25647022
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0

>>25647049
I will always vote for Slider.

If it were an Election year, I would write her name on the ballot.

>>25647049
You do know that Merlin is not for lewd is a long standing joke, yes? Also, Katya is best choice.

>>25647049
at this point its more likely to become Ice AND Slider than that one side gives up...

>>25647049
>I do wish the Ice and Slider fans would make up their minds on who will go on ahead, united we stand, divided we fall.
I know who I'm voting for.

Threesome option.

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>>25647073

>>25647079
best option if NIXON doesn't get his after war business running.

>>25646992
>>25647011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W80xBX0jK-c

Vyydu, vyydu v rozh' vysokuyu,
Tam do nochki pogozhu,
Kak zavizhu chernookuyu,
Vse tovary razlozhu.

Tseny sam platil nemalyye,
Ne torguysya, ne skupis',
Podstavlyay-ka gubki alyye,
Blizhe k molodtsu sadis'.

Vot uzh pala noch' tumannaya,
Zhdyot udalyy molodets.
Chu, idyot! – prishla zhelannaya,
Prodayot tovar kupets.

Katya berezhno torguyetsya
Vsyo boitsya peredat',
Paren' s devitsey tseluyetsya,
Prosit tseny nabavlyat'.

Znayet tol'ko noch' glubokaya,
Kak poladili oni.
Raspryamis' ty, rozh' vysokaya,
Taynu svyato sokhrani!

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>>25647098

>>25647073

Actually more than likely...

>>25647035
>>25647019
16 Throw him to the sharks
13 Save him.

Ghostdivision, please don't have been flooded out, we gotta know what happens to Joe!

>>25647098

I fully endorse this action/product.

>>25647073
>>25647079
I doubt that would really work as A) Ghost gave no signs it'd work, B) such thinsg aren't known for depth C) such a notion would get shot down with easy by the Katya Legion.

>>25647098

I am listening, and it is glorious.

>>25647098

A translation for those who cannot into Russian:

I will, I will go out into the tall rye,
I will wait there till the night comes,
Once I see the dark-eyed lass,
I will showcase all my goods.

I paid no small price myself,
So don't bargain or be stingy,
Bring your scarlet lips to me,
Sit closer to this fine lad.

The foggy night has already come,
The daring lad is awaiting,
Hark, it's her! The desired one has come,
The merchant is selling his goods.

Katya is haggling with care,
She is afraid to pay too much,
A lad is kissing his lass,
Asking her to raise the price.

Only the deep night knows,
What they agreed upon.
Straighten up now, oh tall rye,
And keep their secret scrupulously!

Like
>>25647013
said, it's pretty much entirely lewd.

Also, I think we're getting off topic.

>>25646422
>[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25647193
And yet, all I could think about was Spice and Wolf

>>25647216
Well damn it, now I have that song stuck in my head. Who wants to turn merchant after this war with (Insert girl choice here)?

>>25646422

>[X] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25647229

There are worse things to be I guess.

Like a lawyer.

>>25647229
>Well damn it, now I have that song stuck in my head. Who wants to turn merchant after this war with all the girls?

FTFY

>>25647252
I am liking this choice more actually. But who would be our wise wolf?

>>25646422

>[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”
>[] “He's family. Behave, you two. Assuming you know what behave means.”

The alternative was to throw Goose to the sherktwans. And we're all out of Johnny Walker.

>>25647267
Isn't Ice's familiar a wolf?

>>25647267

Who ever has wolf familiar stuff, IDK?

>>25647252
Merchant of DEATH

Slider had frinds lined up in Afrika, after all.

>>25647267
Well, characterization points to Ice, but her familiar is an arctic fox. Konstantina has the wolf familiar.

>>25647305
Time to go head hunting. In the corporate sense.

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>>25646422
[] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

>>25647298
We area 88 now? or the air branch of Militares sans frontiers?

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>>25647305

>>25647327

"Slider some guy with an eye patch just came by with a work order. No I can't remember what his name was, but he had a bitchin robot arm and shrapnel coming out of his head."

>>25647359

"And he was eating a snake."

>>25647370
"And was asking a guy 'WHERE IS THE BOMB?'"

>>25647267

Rufus?

>>25647370
"He mentioned something about the fundamentals of CQC, do you know what that means?"

>>25647387
I think you win, sir.

>>25647387
Sure, we could always take our familiar.

>>25647359
"He tried to attatch the wins to some sort of balloon, but they convinced him they were a "later boos fight like ocelot". Still no idea what that means"

>>25647394
He saw one of those large steel cogs we use in the Wyvern's landing gear, and just stared at it for two minutes.

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[x] “This is Joe. Joe, meet the twins.”

Part of you, you think, should feel bad for throwing your cousin to the sharks.

The other part of you says the fucker owes you if he manages to get anywhere.

You smile. “Twins, this is Joe.”

“We have names ya know.” Alyssa says, sliding up to you. “Ya know, other than twins.”

“Mhmm,” Clarissa says, mirroring her on Joe's side.

“Fine. Joe, these are the twins, Lieutenant senior grade Alyssa Styles and Lieutenant senior grade Clarissa styles. Lieutenants, this is my cousin, Joe Knight.” You say with a small sigh. “Better?”

“Much.” Alyssa says. “Chow's ready.”

Joe, meanwhile, seems to be slightly tongue-tied. You're kinda worried for him- true, the twins are the worst of the lot, but if he's got trouble now...

Of course, the fact that Clarissa is actually leading him- by the hand!- into the dining hall isn't helping much. Alyssa would be doing the same with you, but Ice chose that moment to come down the stairs, and one poisonous glare ended that plan. You're not actually sure you've seen either of the twins back down that fast, save for maybe when they went overboard trolling Slider.

Ice, for her part, hardly even acknowledges your presence, giving you little more than a chilly nod. Slider, the next one down, doesn't appear to be in a much better mood- can't help but wonder what bad news landed on those two.

Goose is followed into the chow hall by Rufus- you're actually kind of surprised he didn't wander off when he smelled the food. He pauses when he sees Slider.

Slider stops dead in her tracks when she sees Rufus.

“Frank who said you could- “ She's cut off when Rufus tackles her and starts licking her in the face.

To be fair, you consider the phrase “Whargarble” fairly eloquent, everything considered.

[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”
[] “Rufus! Behave!”
[] Other! (write in)

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

Have some more slobber.

>[] Other! (write in)
Start talking like Steve Irwin again.

>>25647470
[X] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

I figure we may as well get our shots in while we have a chance.

>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”
>>25647470
Wait, what did we do to Ice?

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647470
[X] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

Just sit back and enjoy the show.

[x] Stack patty and slider, then lick

>>25647498
On second thought, >>25647492 has the right idea

>>25647470
>>25647492
Aussie Accent is a Go.

>>25647470
>[] Other! (write in)

"RUFUS! LICK SLIDER SOME MORE!"

>>25647470
>[X] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

We're going to get our ass kicked later over this somehow, aren't we?

>>25647470
[X] Frank the Crocodile hunter rides again!

>>25647492
Do it.

>>25647492
Ooh crikey! Here we have the wild rufus, doing its matin dance on the common ice!

>>25647470
>[x] “Rufus! Behave!”
They don't seem like they are in good moods.

>>25647470
>Rufus! Lick Ice!
So we can stick Ice and Slider together!

>>25647470

Guess I need to be the voice of reason here....

[X] “Rufus! Behave!”

>>25647492

"Crikey! Look ova here everyone, we have an honest to god bear-dog attacking the indigenous snake population! lets see what happens when I poke it with a stick!"

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>>25647470
[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647492
SOLD.

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

They need to cheer up.

>>25647470

>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647492

Oh god, do it.

>>25647527

Here, ignore that vote. We must >>25647492
instead.

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>>25647470
[X] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647470
>[x] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647470
>[x]"Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!"

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”
in a blank monotone

>>25647470


Changing my vote! >>25647568

To: >>25647492

>>25647547
We are 7 years too early for that.

>>25647470
>[x] “Rufus! Behave!”

>>25647470
>[x] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647470

Yeah lets do this: >>25647492

>>25647492
There is no other option.

>>25647608
didn't stop us before
>>25647492
Do it

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

Rufus, be a good boy and slobber on her some more would you?

>>25647492
CRIKEY
This so hard...then get Rufus off her after a bit

>>25647492
This so much.

>>25647595
>>25647624
Anachronisms everywhere!! His show didn't start until 96...in Australia. No chance we would have seen it at this point.

>>25647470

>[X] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

Best response, the steve irwin is a bit overboard.

>>25647654

Then we're imitating a neckbeard australian accent.

>Ice and Slider seem to be in serious moods
>Anon proceeds to act like a bunch of retarded chuckfucks.

Welcome to /tg/ folks.

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

You guys realise this is quite a bit before the Crocodile Hunter even started right?

>>25647470
>[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647662
There is a time and a place for humor. Until someone gets mad, this is it.

>>25647669

DIdn't stop us before.

>>25647669
We did it in an earlier thread and had the same conversation.

>>25647662

This is nothing: you want to see chucklefuck player faggotry, read Deculture's quest Magical Girl Noir Quest sometime.

>>25647470
>[X] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

Cry havok! and let slip the hounds of war.

>>25647692
What happened?

>>25647680
last time I checked, Frank isn't prone to being anywhere an ignorant jackass like Young is.

I suppose this is what happens when the /ak/ part of /tg/ goes through SWQ withdrawal and/or summer occuring.

>>25647683
>>25647690

That doesn't stop it from being any less stupid.

>>25647662
>/tg/
>ever not chucklefucking

>>25647470
[] “Oh, hey Slider. Rufus is back!”

>>25647662
Regardless, they're not gonna tell us over dinner while we have a non-military guest over. Might as well lighten the mood

>>25647492
Good....Gooooood...>:D

>>25647709
Read Ghost's filename for Slider from his post. I don't think she dislikes it as much as she tries to put on

>>25647709
Its not being an ignorant jackass, its attempting to lighten the mood through humor. I mean shit, who wants to go through dinner in a bad mood?

>>25647745

Oh lawd

She's tsundere for Rufus.

>>25647745
That's not the point, Ice and Slider are in bad moods. Best not rock the boat.

>>25647756

BARON DOOM-VAULT BRINGER OF DARKNESS AND PLANTER OF FLOOR LEGOS!

>>25647662

We can be serious once Joe has gone and we can discuss things with full opreational security. Right now, the best we can do is try to liven things up a bit before we get back to work.

>>25647762
Rocking the boat would be:
>SOOO what's got you're magical panties in a twist
not
>adorable doggy licking Sloider!

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>>25647761

THANK YOU FOR THE TERRIBLE MENTAL IMAGE.

>>25647781
*your
cannot believe I made that mistake

>>25647780
This.

>>25647785
THE FORBIDDEN LOVE BETWEEN A SNAKE AND A BEAR PRETENDING TO BE A DOG

>>25647776
WE WILL SHOVE A ROCKET PROPELLED MERLIN WITH CAKE UP HIS ASS TO REDEEM HIM. IF HE CAN RESIST CAKE-MERLIN THEN HE IS EITHER DEAD OR THE DEVIL.

>>25647745
I'll take it as Rufus approving of Slider, which now brings the count of family members approving of her to 2.

>>25647805

Wait, Merlin Merlin, like the real one but holding cake, or Cake Merlin, a Merlin made of cake much like Paper-chan?

>>25647838
Merlin that has fed upon Santa's cake. Bearing another cake. The aaaw will kill him or give him diabetes which will kill him slowly.

How about cake-Merlin eating Merlin-cake. Or vice versa.

...actually that's way too lewd.

>>25647847

And you want to shove her up his ass?

the real reason Ghost makes these threads is to watch us and laugh.

>>25647863
I thought that was the reason like 85% of quest-runners did it

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>>25647838
> Cake Merlin, a Merlin made of cake much like Paper-chan?
Oh no...Not again. And I can't find Paper-chan image, so here's this.

>>25647863
Its an expression. I don't really want to shove her up his ass.

Thats the only reason anyone EVER runs a quest or DMS

>>25647858

Thats not lewd, that cannibalism/vore or attack on Merlin where cake is trying to break down the walls but it turns out the walls are full of cake and cake is people.

>>25647893
>the cake is made of PEOPLEEEE

>>25647893
Soylent Cake, or To Serve Cake?

>>25647893
Depending on how you interpret 'eating' it's pretty damn lewd.

>>25647918

Referencing attack on titan, It go ruined for me early on but I might watch it just for fun.

>>25647941
I did get the reference, and I was just making reference's of my own.

>>25647941
What if Fronk is a PLANE

>>25647941
how long till attack on titan quest do you think?

>>25648022
it's 2-cour, so I'd guess not until the series is over...at least

>>25648022
Not until some with enough fortitude to kill every character comes along.

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Did someone say

titans