>>25632059
Ask Chad to come with you to Urahara's.

>>25632059

Openly follow chad

Rolled 8

>>25632059
>[x] Follow after Chad to investigate
>-[x]Stealthily (1d20)
Crit fail soon, fellow STALKER.

>>25632092

Seconding. We need to contain whatever it is in a relatively safe environment with no risk to bystanders.

Rolled 5

>>25632059
>[ ] Follow after Chad to investigate
>-[ ]Stealthily (1d20)

Rolled 65

>>25632219
>>25632252
>[x] Follow after Chad to investigate
>-[x]Stealthily (1d20)
you're doing it wrong

Rolled 53

>>25632278
you did it worse. It's d20

>[x] Follow after Chad to investigate
>-[x]Stealthily (1d20)

Rolled 7

follow openly

Rolled 16, 1 = 17

>>25632059
[X] Follow Chad, openly. In fact, catch up to him


"Chad, I can tell there's something up the bird. I'm guessing some sort of Spooky-Ghost bullshit"

"Let me know what it is. I can help you out, seriously."


First is a Diplomacy check, second is to sense stuff.

Rolled 18

>>25632297
oh, goddamit

>>25632278
>>25632297
>>25632324

People who cant roll

>>25632324
Well fuck.

Rolled 5, 1 = 6

>inb4 1's

>>25632340
I actually CAN roll. I was rolling two dice for a rea-

>>25632359
Well fuck.

Rolled 18

I'm enjoying Kubo's wild ride

Rolled 10

>>25632324
>>25632359
>We trip and fall into the mouth of the hollow stalking Chad.

Rolled 16

Sneaking is what we're born to do!

>>25632408
Sense.


We obviously pick up on a DIFFERENT hollow's scent.

Rolled 6

>>25632430
turn out it's our own

So we definitely follow him? We can't take the safe route and invite him to Urahara's?

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inspired by 9

Chad is our bro, he knows about our deal as an annoyed medium as much as Tatsuki does. We should approach him openly and honestly,.... After we fail our spectacular stealth.

>>25632590
>Zangetsu as Wolverine
Does that mean Uryuu is Cyclops? I mean he's enough of an asshole for the role, for sure.

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>{X] follow, stealthily
>8
>[X] Spirit detection
>1

You try to sneak around, but you’re not doing so great. However, it doesn’t seem to matter as Chad and the parakeet seem oblivious to your presence.

You try to keep an eye out spiritually for any hollows, but you don’t sense anything. Chad seems to be waiting at an intersection for a light to cross when you suddenly see a figure swoop down from the sky and slam Chad in the back, sending him flying into traffic, causing a several car accident.

The bat-like hollow grins as it watches.

>[ ] Actions?

>>25632674
whoops, the second to last sentence should read 'Causing a traffic accident with several cars

Rolled 19

>>25632674
Stab the bat in the FACE!

Then check on Chad

>>25632674
Ohhh shit.

GET CHAD THE FUCK OUT! Then go Ghost and lay a smackdown on this fool.

Rolled 9

>>25632674
Grab our bro and run. We cant fight as we are.

>>25632674
Attack the ghost, then take Chad(and the parakeet) to Urahara's.

>>25632674
>Pop soul candy and instruct the mod to get Chad to safety and attempt to clear out any civilians while we assume a defensive stance to try and hold it off until everyone's clear.

Rolled 16

>>25632674
Glare at the fucker.


Then go help Chad up and head to Urahara's. Fast.

>>25632712
We aren't in spirit form.

Rolled 14

>>25632674
>[ ] Actions?
Shunpo Chad to somewhere safe.
Then use the pez dispenser and use the skills the cat imparted to stab the Hollow's face.

>>25632737
We are NOT using that thing without testing.

>>25632717
The bat doesn't notice us yet we can grab the initive besides I don't think its just going to let us save its prey.

Hop on the hollow's back and Qunicy-power punch!

>>25632754
Well now seems as good a time as any since shit has hit the fan and we can't do two things at once.

>>25632674
Time to try out some of that "Soul Candy" Urahara gave us. Here's hoping it's not just some freaky Ghost crack.

>>25632767
No. We must respect the undead murderer's rights, or the soul hippies will be on our ass.

Take Chad and run to Urahara's! We need to run like a bitch here people, get your bitch faces on!

>Bleach Quest 10 started
>It's almost 1 AM
>I have work tomorrow at 8
FFFFFFFFFFFF- Guess I'll just have to read the archive.

>>25632817
Hasn't stopped me (yet).

>>25632801

Sounds reasonable.

But wait a moment, I thought we were the poachers?/soul seal beaters?

Anyway rolling for the wind.

>>25632757
>>25632737
>>25632739
>>25632712
How about this
1 pop pez
2 murder the hollow with our bitchy sword
3 check on chad because we always need to clear the area before we check the bodies

Rolled 9

>>25632674
Rolling to Summon Rukia. Damned if we know how to get in on this fight.

Rolled 3

>>25632853
Let me help you out.

Friendly reminder to try and stay in character and not metagame too hard.

>>25632817
I know that feel.
G'night folks! Try not to get us killed again.

>>25632853
Seconding this. It's now or never.

Check on chad and civvies, he just got thrown into traffic, if the hollow attacks, we defensive blut.

>>25615242
>Yes, yes, embrace the waifufaggotry. Embrace the purest form of love!
Watched more Bleach; torrenting the mangos;...Ordered a Rukia figure off Amazon...
fuck me I feel like Jeff Goldblum in the fly... WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!

>>25632899
That is exactly what our sword told us not to do before he tried to hand his magic power to our evil self. So lets try not to make the same mistake again.

>>25632942
This. We need to not piss off our partner(s) again.

>>25632853
Well lets think about that... We could:
Turn out to just be a gag and we're back to square 1 and out of time
Turn out to be everything we hoped for and do exactly what it's told
Turn out to be defective and we are trapped as a ghost forever; out body crushed underfoot/tire
Be possessed by an evil spirit or absorb some of the Hallows energy, causing out body to be inhabited by a psychotic version of us
Turn out to not know what its doing because holy shit we just threw something with the intellect of a toddler in our body in a combat situation.

>So, what's looking to be the plan: grab and run or pez popping?

>>25633034
Grab and Run.

>>25632879

Well, if you put it that way.

>He needs to save his bro, Chad.
>He needs to make sure the people in the cars are OK.
>He needs to eliminate the Hollow threat as quickly as possible
>Zangetsu and Urahara disapproves of our use of Quincy powers.

The question then is, is Ichigo willing to test out the Soul Candy at this crisis even when said device has never been personally tested yet? I say, yes.

>>25633034
Pez popping. We can't evac that many people alone with a Spooky Ghost harassing us.

>>25633034
If we help chad, we're screwed
If we stand and fight, Chad and everyone else is screwed

Fuck. We gotta help our bro. Maybe find some cover...
The motorists are in cars... they'll be fine. Right?

>>25633034
Assuming we run to Urahara's, run is my vote.

>>25633021
Your logic is flawed your saying we shouldn't trust the creepy dude who gave us candy and just let that hollow get away with wrecking our buddy?

>>25633034
Fuck this we where given this ting for a reason. Time to multitask!
>Slam a stack of Soul Candy and hope for the best

>>25633104
Yeah, what could possibly be wrong with free candy?

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>>25632938

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>>25632938
>>25633138

Rolled 1

How about we flip for it? 1 is pez popping, 2 is run like a bitch.

>>25633160
No. Just no.

>>25633133
Ya. I mean his idea of training us was trying to murder us and then act like everything was ace of bass... Hat and Clogs and his candy shop van seem legit.

>>25633133
You seem to be implying we have time to think, we have proven our character doesn't in situations like this if its a trap which it could be he wouldn't care/

>>25633160
...I was about to curse your roll, until I read the post.
Anyway, seems we've got a plan, then.

Rolled 2

>>25633180
You wanna just let those civvies die bro?

>>25633138
>>25633158
I'm scared.

>>25633216
Chad and the burd smell like Hollow.


There's a Hollow where they are.


Logically, it's after them. If we remove them, the danger to the civvies goes down.

>>25633243
>logically
STAY IN CHARACTER!!!

>>25632817
This for me too, got to contribute at least

I'm voting for grabbing Chad and running, but I'm not sure I'm voting in time.

So we popping pez? Just be sure we don't use it as a gateway drug.

Rolled 14

DECISIONS ARE HARD
Rolling for Rukia to teleport in on an order and save us from having to make a "hard" choice.

>>25633327
Son we'll be all hopped up on Bankais, begging people to let us polish their Zanpakuto's just so we can afford some ground Espada mask...

>>25633327

I'm pretty sure our go-to plan once we understand who/what Kon (assuming he has that name) is, is to give him a female Gigail and introducing him to the crazy lesbian just 'cause.

The cast is going to WISH we were high compared to the alternative of our plans.

>[X] No clear consensus

You think you should get involved, but you’re not sure to grab Chad and run or try out that Soul Candy Urahara left you. As you struggle to make a decision, the hollow vanishes. A few moments later, you hear ambulances sirens.

You stand to the sidelines and watch as emergency crews grab the accident victims and drive off, several heading towards the direction of your family’s clinic.

>[ ] Actions?

>>25633400
Grab Chad, go to Urahara's. NOW.

>>25633374
Jesus Christ, I just meant I didn't want you dropping Shikai with Vizards. You sick deviant!

>>25633400
FUCK ACT

Eat the fucking candy right now!

Rolled 8

>>25633400
>[ ] Actions?

Stealthily grab Chad and the burd.

>>25633400
TAKE CHAD AND BIRD TO URAHARA'S!!

>>25633408
Oh come on dude, Shikai's non-addictive and has no major side-effects. And what have you got against Vizard? They're the right people man, they don't make 'em any righter.

Follow Chad's ambulance!

>Chad was taken by one of the ambulences heading towards your family's clinic

>>25633437
>non addictive
Tell that to Hitsugaya. You wanna end up like him? Using so much that it stunts your growth and leaves you a half-man?

>>25633444
Go home, then drag him to Urahara's!

That argument sucked guys. I think we can all agree that the very next bit of free time we have will be getting to know kon so we don't have this mess again.

>>25633444

Follow it, stay within eyesight of Chad. As soon as things calm down, have a talk with him.

Take him to Urahara's when he feels up to it.

>>25633400
>everything went better than expected
Grab Chad and his feathered friend, ask if he's ok, the get him away from populated zones. If possible head to Urahara's shop (telling Chad to "wait right here for a sec") and lament that he's not in and/or you didn't ask more about the Soul Candy when you had the chance. Fuck we're dumb.

>>25633444
1 take parrot(assuming the ambulance didn't) and go home
2 Sneak Chad out of your house and take him to Urahara's
3 Ask the old man to fucking explain.

>>25633400
Shit, flip next time we cant decide between to actions

Anyways save chad and any civies you can by bringing them to the nearest hospital of connivance.

>>25633444
B-line to Urahara's; drop off body; head home for Chad.

>>25633444
Follow the wambulance, be on the lookout for the damn Hollow.

guy who does the witty descriptions for the suptg archive here, gonna be gone for like a week or two, just thought I'd give you guys a headsup

>>25633488
How is this better? we could have done something instead we wasted valuable time

>>25633541
I'll take over. I did the first couple of threads, after all.

>>25633543
Lets see; no one was killed and we now have a chance to properly route the Hollow. Also we didn't have to try experimental drugs in the heat of battle.

>>25633569
>>25633541
>"The one where Ichigo literally chases one fine bird"

>>25633610
I was going to go with "In which Ichigo Kurosaki wants the cock".

>>25633586
Its like you can't even into mad science. Or heroism.

>>25633637
What no.

Its not a rooster.

>>25633656
Cockatoo.

>>25633656
I'm pretty sure "cock" is the term for any male bird.

Hey Cosgrove/ rest of the thread: Cover guy here. Would you guys want more covers for these threads? I doubt I could do one every night, but say maybe one a week or one every 10 threads (volumes)?

Night lads

>>25633662
>>25633666
Or that.

>>25633667
I could dig some covers
1 every ten chapters.

>>25633667
sure, that would be awesome of you.

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>[X] Follow Ambulance home

Moving at a flat run, you make it home. The ambulances have already come and gone, but it seems obvious that your family is busy taking care of patients. Looking at the door of each room, you finally find Chad’s room and, after explaining the situation to your father, are allowed access.

As you open the door and walk in, Chad looks over at you. “Ichigo” He’s laying in the bed, his body covered by a blanket. On the table next to him is the parakeet.

>[ ] actions?

>>25633751
Take the parakeet to Urahara's. Ask Chad if he's able to walk, if so, take him, if not, tell him we need the fucking bird.

>>25633751
FUCK YOU BIRD!

Punch the cage, this bird almost got one of our best friends killed

Rolled 7

>>25633751
Spirit sensing active! See if we can smell that hollow on them (or anything else).

>>25633751
Talk to the parakeet

Also, shouldn't the ambulance have taken him to a hospital? I don't think they normally take patients to family clinics, or Ichigo's house would be swamped

>>25633751
Ask him if he knows that his little car accident wasn't an accident.

>>25633751
Give him the rundown on Spooky Ghosts, Superheroes, Magical Girls, and Magic Swords.

>>25633751
Apologize for flipping out in stead of helping our bro then talk to him about going to see Urahara about the parakeet

Rolled 16

>>25633667
One standardized banner per major arc might be fine, I think
>Karakura
>SS
>Hueco Mundo

Provided we don't go FULL KUBO and mess up the order too.

>>25633751
>[ ] Actions?

"Chad, can you walk? I need to take you to someone. I can't talk about any details right now, but that bird might be the reason for the accident earlier. Please trust me."

Roll to convince.

>>25633777
They take SOME of them to the family clinic. Japan is small and people are expendable.

Rolled 2

>>25633793
Roll for this as well.

>>25633793
Who says we are doing those arcs at all?

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Hey guys, I don't participate in this quest but this little bit from another quest made me curious. Is it true?

Rolled 12

>>25633793
Yeah, this looks good. Chad is pretty likely to trust us anyway, so the DC for that should be low.
>Rolled 1

>>25633821
I do. We need to get those titmonsters from SS and Hueco Mundo.

>>25633841
Unfortunately it is.

>>25633841
the truest.
Look at the first thread- nothing but 1s.
I couldn't stop laughing even when I was through reading.

Rolled 13

Just... Just read the archived threads.
The first thread we died to three normal, human thugs.
The last thread we rolled 4 nat 1s, all within the first 10 rolls, on talking to Zangetsu

>>25633841
We are Ichigo Kurosaki, a professional badass, and the one man who possesses Shinigami, Quincy, Hollow, and Fullbring powers simultaneously.

And we get beaten TO DEATH by three punks with skateboards.

You tell me.

>>25633878
>>25633841
Apparently I'm a faggot who can't link posts.

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>>25633841
Yes,


Me, specifically.

>>25633883
>>25633878
Actually Ichigo slipped up on blood and killed himself.

>>25633907
Ok, true, they beat us bloody then we suicided on the concrete. I stand corrected.

>[X] Convince him to come with you.
>16

"Chad, can you walk? I need to take you to someone. I can't talk about any details right now, but that bird might be part of the reason for the accident earlier. Please trust me."

He stares at you before nodding his head. As he sits up, you see that it takes him effort to do so. As he stands up, he sways a bit as you support his weight by wrapping one of his arms around your shoulders. His other arm holds the parakeet.

It’s slow going, but eventually you make your way to Urahara’s store and knock on the door. When it opens, you find yourself staring down at a small girl, her black hair up in pigtails with two long stands trailing down the center of her face.

Her purple eyes stare up at you morosely.

“S-sorry, we’re closed.”

>[ ] Tell her you need to see Urahara
>[ ] Ask her who she is
>[ ] Shout for Urahara
>[ ] Write in

>>25633994
>write in
HEY ASSHOLE!! GET OUT HERE AND HELP BEFORE I REPORT YOU FOR GIVING CANDY SHAPED DRUGS TO MINORS!!

>>25633994
"I'm here to see Urahara. Spooky ghost business."

Rolled 8

>>25633994
>Tell her you need to see Urahara
>Attempt to spirit sense

>>25633994
>[ ] Tell her you need to see Urahara

Tell him that carrot head is hear to see him.

>>25634020
This.

>>25633994
SPOOOOOOOOOLY GHOOOOOOOOSTS
>>25634020

>>25634020
Perfect though the guy above you has a funnier line.

>>25634019
I know it seems over the top but this is in character for Ichigo.

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>[X] "I'm here to see Urahara. Spooky ghost business."

You look at this girl and have to wonder why she’s at Urahara’s shop. Still, this is a serious situation, with no time to waste.

“I’m here to see Urahara. Spooky ghost business.”

Her eyes light up and she smiles at you. “Alright, I’ll go get him.”

The door shuts at that, leaving you supporting Chad outside the store. Your eyebrow twitches. Couldn’t she have at least let you inside?

You pause in your thoughts as you see something that looks like a slug land by your feet. In its cage, the bird starts panicking. “Look out!”

At that point, you hear a shrill whistling.

>1d20 please

Rolled 10

>>25634240

Rolled 11

>>25634240

Of course.

Rolled 4

>>25634240
Kick it with all your teenage angst, and nothing else!

Rolled 16

>>25634261
NO LEACHES PLZ

PLZ NO

Rolled 7

>>25634261

Rolled 14

>>25634261

>Hollow just damaged Urahara's shop.

We're not even gonna have to do anything.

Rolled 18

>>25634261

Rolled 13

>>25634300
>implying Urahara won't make you
He's a lazy asshole.

Rolled 19

>>25634261

Fucking leaches.

Rolled 11

>>25634261
I got this.

Rolled 19

>>25634261
I almost never roll, but...here we go...
Dice gods, I sacrificed twice for you today, please, be merciful.

Rolled 19

>>25634261
Not this shit.

Rolled 9

>>25634316

Dude's got him own minions. Also, he takes that shop seriously.

>>25634331
Oh, you give me this, but not a twenty?
Is that all a child's is worth nowadays?

Rolled 19

>>25634336
>takes that shop seriously
True. Except when he gives you defective soul candy.

>>25634317
>>25634331
>>25634335
>>25634356


...

Okay.

Rolled 19

>>25634347
Was it a blond? No? Then that's all it's worth.

>>25634356
>implying he didn't do it on purpose just to troll Shortstuff and 15

>>25634372
...Another 19.

Rolled 12

>>25634372
>>25634317
>>25634331
>>25634335
>>25634356

Well then.

>>25634372
Wow. Another 19. What are the flipping odds?

Obviously, this Hollow is Espada #19 in the making...

>all these 19s
What do we win?

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>11

Shoving Chad away, you take the brunt of the blast when the leech explodes below you. It hurts, god does it hurt, but it doesn’t seem like you’re too badly injured.

You hear a sinister laughing along with the flapping of wings as the hollow descends. “Almost made it to safety, little birdy. Lets watch your protectors die again, shall we?”

It sticks out its tongue and licks its ‘lips.’

You can hear the bird crying, repeating out the words ’I’m sorry’ over and over again.

This might be the most disgusting hollow you’ve met yet, but you’re powerless to do anything about it as you are now.

>[ ] Use soul candy
>[ ] Wait to see if Urahara shows up to help
>[ ] Write in

Rolled 7

>>25634409
kubo+1 leeches to the face

>>25634408
>5 19s
>in 16 rolls
2million by my count.

Rolled 18

>>25634409

>Missed it by that much.

Multiple near crits count as a single crit unless something over-rides it?

>>25634433
>[ ] Use soul candy

TIME FOR DRUGS

Rolled 6

>>25634433
>[ ] Use soul candy

>>25634433
>write in
HEY BLONDIE!! BATMAN JUST RUINED YOUR SHOP!! YOU GONNA TAKE THAT!?

Rolled 20

>>25634433
Candy. Now.

We want to see some action. http://youtu.be/1lsn2tT5yTc

>>25634433
soul candy

Rolled 7

>>25634433
try to ask Zangetsu for advice

>>25634464

Haha time for Kubo

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>>25634433
>[x] Use soul candy
And shout "HENSHIN!" as we do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1NA5irknA

>>25634433
>[ ] Use soul candy

Can we use it NOW?
We're at Uraharas anyway, so we'll get some sort of safety net at least.

Tell Chad to get inside.

Rolled 9

Sooooul candy!

>>25634433

[x] Use soul candy
[x] Ask Zangetsu for battle advice

Rolled 2

>>25634433

>Use soul candy

"Chad, I know this is going to sound really weird, but I'm going to do drugs and as soon as that door opens you need to get inside."

Rolled 20

>>25634494
We don't need no advice.

>>25634433
>[ ] Use soul candy

"CHAD! SPOOKY GHOSTS! INSIDE NOW!"

Rolled 16

>>25634524
we do if we don't want to piss off our sword again

>>25634524

We also don't want to piss off Zangetsu.

Again.

Rolled 20

>>25634433
Counter rolling the crit.

Rolled 4

>>25634524
KUUUUUBOOOO

>>25634524
>>25634464
we have double KUBO.
it's time to do this >>25634484

>>25634538
I think the 20's speak for themselves.


>>25634545
HA HA TIME FOR KUBO

>>25634545
Well that backfired. Oh well, we were going to succeed no matter what...

Rolled 2

>>25634545
We need advice people.

Rolled 18

>>25634545
Three twenties. Jesus Christ.

Rolled 20

>>25634545
Three twenties. Jesus Christ.

>>25634464
>>25634524
>>25634545

GETSUGA TENSHOUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Then we take out BOTH Spooky Ghosts.

>>25634545
>triple 20
This guy is fucked from the start.
It's just....he's fucked.

>>25634569
here's my advice: Stop Rolling. Now.
You nearly canceled a 20 there.

>>25634557
>HA HA TIME FOR KUBO!

...and the Ichigo victory song from season one just started playing in my head...

>>25634580
WHEN DOES IT END

WHEN

>>25634585
It's only the first ten rolls now, the bank got busted...

>>25634590
>not having it blasted at full volume

Rolled 15

>>25634580
...4 twenties.

Rolled 2

>>25634580

I can hear the laughter in my head.

This must be what going mad feels like.

>>25634604
All three were in the first 10.

Rolled 4

>quadruple nat20s

I WANT TO GET OFF KUBOS WILD RIDE

>>25634484
No no, Fullbringers are Riders in our elaborate naming troll.
Shinigami are Superheroes.
Quincies are Magical Girls (watch Uryuu get pissed to no end when we sarcastically call him "Sailor Moon").
Hollows are Spooky Ghosts.
Zanpakuto are Magic Swords.
Fullbringers are Riders.

>>25634625
But we were just deciding to use the Soul Candy...

Do we exit our body at full attack velocity and get a surprise round or something?

>>25634637
I concur with this logic.


Though wouldn't Fullbringers be more Sentai, due to the fact that we'll have three or four...?

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Rolled 1

my body can't handle KUBO of this magnitude

>>25634637
Vizards and Arrancars are trannies?

Rolled 8

I don't know what's going on any more..

>>25634605
Well, I've basically made "Battle is to the Strong" into the theme for anything awesome in my head...and I'm blasting that now.

>>25634637
Yeah, the only problem with "Sailor moon" is that our Sword's naming scheme is the moon.
I know we're also part magical girl, but there's conflict there.

And besides, Uryuu is obviously Sailor Mercury.


>>25634656
MOTHERFUCKE-
You had to. You just HAD to, didn't you?

>>25634649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDlYCjhkq_A

BITCH PLEASE

>>25634649
No. We just eat it and everything explodes. Fuck KUBO, it's MICHEAL BAY TIME!!

Rolled 14

Dammit Ackbar..

>>25634650
Logical, I just love the idea of convincing Chad that he has to shout "HENSHIN!" every time he wants to use his powers.

>>25634668
It isn't in the first ten. It don't matter.

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>[X] SOUL CANDY
>20x3

Popping out the dispenser, you pop open the top and down the pill. Immediately you find yourself staring at your own body, which is looking at you attentively. Weird.

However, there’s no time to dilly-dally. You bark an order at your body and Chad.

“Spooky ghost! Inside! Now!”

Your body gives you an odd look before nodding and grabbing Chad’s arm, pulling both of them inside the shop.

As you hear more leeches coming to intercept, you grab Zangetsu off of your back, its bandage sheath unravellnig as you do so, and cut them into pieces.

Staring at the hollow, you reach out towards your Zanpakuto‘s spirit. “Zangetsu, please lend me your strength.”

You see Zangetsu’s hands grab onto the hilt as well as power floods through you and the hollow collapses under your spiritual pressure.

>roll me 1d20 to SEE SOME ACTION

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Rolled 6

>>25634696
Let's roll. This train has no breaks.

>>25634625
Yeah, but I wanted to point it out so we didn't have overreactions to inconsequential rolls. Like >>25634668 for example.

Rolled 5

>>25634696

IMMA FUCK EVERYTHING UP

Rolled 4

>>25634696
ha ha time for action

Rolled 7

>>25634696

Rolled 12

>>25634696
I WANNA SEE SOME ACTION!!

Rolled 8

>>25634696
See? no, we want to Kubo so hard we BE the ACTION
captcha: and Eralowe
captcha just wants porn

Rolled 1

>>25634696
CAUSE WE ARE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION

Rolled 12

>>25634696
ACTSHUN

Rolled 12

>>25634696
Action time? ACTION TIME!

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Rolled 15

>>25634668
>Yeah, the only problem with "Sailor moon" is that our Sword's naming scheme is the moon.
Okay, we can fuck with him better anyway. We start calling him "Honey".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7iEnQAuOQ
>>25634696
Rollin'.

Rolled 1

>>25634696

Rolled 6

>>25634696
I wanna see some action

Rolled 9

>>25634696
CENTER OF ATTRACTION!

Rolled 8

>>25634696
Got to be the center of attraction.

Rolled 12

>>25634727
Well fuck.

Rolled 9

>>25634696
Cut this asshole up.

Rolled 13

>>25634696
>>25634727
>CAUSE WE ARE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION

Well we are going to be the center alright.

Rolled 20

>>25634696

Set throttle to KILL

Rolled 14

>>25634727
Shhhhhhhiiiiiiiiit.

>>25634733
So close! Darn.

>>25634727
>>25634733
...Of course.

Rolled 6

>>25634727
>>25634733
COME ON!!

Rolled 7

>>25634727
>I CAN FEEL THE POWER OF ZANGETSU!
>BUT I STILL HAVE NO FORMAL SWORD TRAINING OR COMBAT EXPERIENCE!

>>25634733
>>25634727
Welp, we're done. Lets hope our screams wake up urahara or ururu(?) goes full berserk mode

Rolled 3

>>25634727
>>25634733
>>25634742
Welp looks like this wild ride just keeps going

Rolled 15

COME THE FUCK ON!!!

Rolled 5

>>25634756

THIS IS WHY I QUINCY! RIGHT HERE!

>>25634760
Right, because the eleventh roll counts for anything.

>>25634696
crits are saved right?

Right?

>>25634756
...Yeah that's a good point.

>>25634742

>In respect for the massive success your last set of rolls were, I am willing to make this count as your roll, if you all wish. In return, though, at one moment of my choosing in the future you will automatically fail one check critically

>Do you accept the deal?

Rolled 17

CRITS ARE SAVED FROM THE LAST ROLL!! THEY CANCEL!!

Rolled 12

I think. We still have two then.

>>25634727

>This sword is way too heavy
>I wish I could use my Quincy powers
>My back hurts
>I want to go home

>>25634798
absolutely. All hail Cosgrove, harbinger of the KUBO!

>>25634798
This reminds me so much of the latest X-men Legacy arc. I accept.

Rolled 2

>>25634798
>In respect for the massive success your last set of rolls were, I am willing to make this count as your roll, if you all wish. In return, though, at one moment of my choosing in the future you will automatically fail one check critically
>Do you accept the deal?

NOPE

Rolled 13

>>25634798
Do it, FULLKUBO ALL THE WAY

Rolled 20

>>25634798
Nah. Let's just get killed again.

>>25634798
...Well, you're unlikely to choose a roll that will kill us, which makes me suspect it'll be diplomacy of some sort.

Still too risky.

>>25634798
Hm,.


NO.

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>>25634798
I VOTE TO ACCEPT THE CONTRACT

>>25634798
...no

Let's take the fail now, letting you pick an auto fail can't be good

Rolled 5

>>25634798
As long as you promise you don't really just want my marriage or anything.
One More Day was more retarded than anything Kubo will ever dream up and I am STILL mad about it.

>>25634835
but it will be awesome

>>25634798
We're gonna be paranoid at every turn, and we'll probably regret this in the future...

But YES.

Rolled 18

>>25634798
No deal. That twenty demands it.

6 for
5 against

Rolled 6

>>25634798

Fuck no, and I rolled it as the only good thing I've done.

Prediction: Same people saying yes take the deal, are the ones who wanted to deal with True Zangetsu immediately.

>>25634865
6 all.

>>25634829
HEY WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.
Now if only that were sooner.

and I vote no- we fight our way out of this and save our ass in the future.

>>25634865
Six for, eight against

>>25634798
No deal.

>>25634875
Do you want to get killed by a bat?

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>>25634798
I like deals.

They never backfire.

>[X] Seal the contract

>>25634876
yes

Rolled 11

Nien. No deal

>>25634798
No deal.

>>25634892
7 for
9 against

8 for
11 against

Let's just let Urahara deal with it. Way too early to sell our souls to Cosgrove. I change my vote to no.

>>25634798
If we accept we succeed, but get to deal with MAXIMUM SHADOWRUNS level paranoia for the foreseeable future.

If we decline we'll get worked over, but we do have allies nearby.


...I choose the Shadowruns option.

[x] yes

Flip for it?

>>25634894
Well no, but we're like right outside Urahara's house.

And worst case scenario, we get an early preview about what the deal is with nega-us.

>>25634955

No, we have a solid vote deciding it.

>>25634942
we'll get worked over EARLY ON, as opposed to screwed over later on, when it's even more important.

>>25634955
Hell no.

>No Deal
>1

As you move in to attack, the hollow suddenly stops playing possum. With a sickly grin on its face it swoops upward with a whistle, as you notice there are suddenly a lot of leeches at your feet.

However, your spiritual pressure thanks to Zangetsu manages to block out most of the damage. As the dust settles, you support yourself and look around warily for the hollow.

>Actions?
>also 1d20 combat check for whatever decision you make

Rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>25634992
Detect
Then attack

Rolled 11

>>25634992
Inside. Now.

Rolled 13

>>25634992
combine defensive blut with Zangetsu's energy, try to release in a burst

Rolled 18

>>25634992
Attack Everywhere.