>>25618919

Ever since you got back home and started being Warmaster, you've been having very bad days back-to-back.

There was that thing with Kharn's hat. Then, that thing with Iori, which you probably could have handled better but you tried your best with.

You're not even going to think about the box you got. Fucking boxes, you hate them now, and you'd always thought about getting gifts as something positive.

Now...well, Kirishima Ruri or whoever the fuck this idol thinks she is, it looks like she's doing her best to drive you up the goddamn wall, here. That, or get you to Witch out early, you don't know what.

For...for fuck's sake, she's having sex with Iori in her suite. IN THE PENTHOUSE SUITE, where the 765 Productions idol almost got raped in months ago.

Either the world has caught up with you and had decided to start fucking with you once again, or it's simply a portent to tell you that it's all downhill from here.

You have the sneaking suspicion that it's the latter.

Because nothing else would apparently get the world's cock hard enough other than seeing you suffer for something you've done that you have absolutely no memory of.

[1/2]

>>25618922

"Miss...Miss Murderface?" The sweaty, shivering little lump of idol gopher that got shat on with the codename 'Deepthroat' quakes beside you, her voice shakier than your chances of keeping yourself together. "Is....is everything okay? You're...you're kind of growling, and...your...your eyes are..."

...Fuck this. You've had enough. Right now, you've had enough, and you're not in the mood to tolerate any more crap. The ticket thing? Fine, that was amusing, hilarious, funny ha-ha. This? No, this shit will not fly with you.

You're Warmaster now, and you didn't allow a psychotic monster with blades for hands and swords for feet to fuck with your Soul Gem to get jerked around like this.

[]Kick the door open.
[]Break the door down.
[]Other.

>>25618948
>[x]Other.

>Kick the door down

[x] other.

SHOOT the door down.

>>25618948

I'll second >>25618954

Now to find something to occupy myself with for an hour

>>25618948
Open the door snd calmly walk in. Spoil their fun, act durprised.

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>>25618948

Its time

>[x]Other
Ok, stay calm. We can kill and break stuff when Ruri actually watching us.
Just open the door and walk though.

i love u decu

>>25618948
Boot the door down

>>25618948
[X]Other.

Kicking the door open is a terrible way to clear a room, leaves you fully exposed to return fire from anyone waiting in the room.

If the door is unlocked or we have some sort of key stand to the side of the door, open it, and slice the pie as we enter.

If the door is locked knock, stand off to the side in as hidden a position as possible prepared to assault whoever opens it, just in case.

If we break the door we'll have to move locations for the principal and that's annoying, or fix the door, which is even more annoying.

>>25618948
[x]Other
Take a deep breath, calm down, don't disappoint Mami, an knock on the door with almost enough power to break it. Almost.

Because its not about what we want to do, but giving Iori a chance to look presentable.

>>25618948
[x] Ask Deepthroat where Sayaka's at while we kick down the door.

[x] other,

Door breach maneuver with shotgun.

>>25618948
[x] Timestop. Ask Pinky if she'll take a bet as to who is on top. Jimmy door open without damaging it.
From there we go full SUDDENLY MURDERFACE.

>>25618948
>Other
Ask Deepthroat why Ruri is trying to get us to kill her for wasting our time.

>>25618948
[X]FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS

>>25618971
why does that pic make me so angry?

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>>25618922
WtFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?

Hey! Made it to the start of the MGNQ for once...
Let me read the archive & return.

>>25618995
>[x]This sounds fun.

>>25618995
[x] Other
voting for this as well

>>25618948
>[x] Open door calmly.

>>25619007
Either because you dislike the use of the song in such a way or you really hate the idea of someone else fucking your girl

>>25618948
No matter what we do we're going to need at least 2, preferably 4 cigarettes lit in our mouth right now.

And open the door calmly, our rage is more impressive when we don't raise our voice.

How about you chucklefucks not go for the HUE option and mess up the mission further than it already has?
Fuck, it's like you want this mission to fail when we know there's a Golden Weapon user around.

This is Midori dying all over again.

>>25618948
>[x] Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!

>>25619030
...What HUE option?

>>25618948
>[x]Other.
>Calmly open the door with a cigarette in our mouth and stare at them until they notice us, then make the cigarette fall from our mouth and walk right out

>>25618954

Thirding this.

>>25618995
[x] Other
Also voting for this

>>25618948

>[x]Other.

KNOCK

If i read her properly, shes just trying to get a rise out of Chiaki.

AT LEAST enter calmly. For all we know its a recording.

>>25618995
Oh for fucks sake, why are you such a retard? You fucking asshole, this is the same kind of asinine action as taking QB to see Pinky.

>>25619030
Except we are, in-character, MAD AS FUCK.

>>25618995
No, that's a terrible idea. We keep Pinky out of our life whenever possible, it doesn't help to put her in it.

>>25618948
[x] Let's be calm and collected, on the outside at least. Can always blow up later!

>>25619034
Making a bet with Pinky and kicking the door down.

>>25618948

>[x]Other. Open the door calmly.

Be in control, new Chiaki now.

Besides, we said goodbye. She has the right to sleep with whoever she wants.

>>25618948
Stay calm. She went through a lot of work to get a rise out of us and fuck with our head. Don't give her what she wants. It's probably a recording of some kind, we'll evaluate the situation fully once we're inside.

For now knock on the fucking door, stick a cigarette in our mouth, light it, and blow smoke into Ruri's face the moment we see her.

>>25619054
Makign a bet with pinky doesn't include kicking the door in.

it includes jimmying the door open carefully.

>>25619046
>>25619054
>not wanting best girl to get more screentime
She's been present in 3 consecutive threads! We can't ruin the combo now!

Where's the "take a deep breath and open the door like a normal person" option?

[X]Take a deep breath and open the door like a normal person

>>25618948
[x]Use Bangles
[x]Punch the whole doorframe into oblivion with a giant iron fist
[x]GLARE at everyone who is inside and still alive.

>>25618948
[X]Break the door down.
Preferably with C4

>>25619045
And why are we mad as fuck? Because Ruri brought Iori into this, just as Iori said she might. And then you want to go ahead and make things worse by kicking the door in or bringing Pinky into this.

>>25618948

>[x]Other.

Be calm. We can burn their shit in a calm manner.

You want to be calm when you kill.

Murder Death Kill.

You need to be fully aware to maximise their pain.

>>25619064
Bringing her in accomplishes nothing and will likely make the situation worse, and worse, don't drag her into this, it's fucktarded.

>>25619068

It's decu fucking with us.

>>25618948

>[x]Open the door like a somewhat normal mad as fuck person. Calmly but boiling inside.

>>25618948
Stay calm, either open door or knock depending on if it's locked or not. Worst happens we put our anger on hold for about a minute and can start throwing people out windows, best case scenario being furious would be counterproductive.

>>25619035
I'll second this

>>25618948
>[X] Camly open the door and completely ignore Iori.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
Epub and Mobi files have been fixed.
>>25618948
Calm thyself Chiaki. Turn that flaming desire to murder everything into a cold flame for revenge at a later date. It'll feel much more satisfying that way.
[X]Calm down and open the door

>>25619083
what if we throw Ruri out of the window, that would be really productive, just think of all the work we can get done while not wasting 4 fucking days on this fucking pathetic fucking body fucking guard fucking detail fuck

>>25619061
And it's still a stupid idea to bring Pinky into the area after she demonstrated how jealous she is of Iori and told us to stay away from her.

>>25618948
[X] Other
Have our guide open the door for us. Getting us past security, all the security, is why she's here in the first place.
[X] Let Iori have her rebound fling.

>>25619092

How about no.

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Thinking about it.

Spaghetti-chan hasn't reacted to Iori orgasm noises. Meaning that.

1. The noises are fake.
2. She didn't hear them.
3. Ruri does his a lot.

I wonder if she should go full shadowruns and assume that Spaghetti-chan has orders to knock us out and tie us up when we enter the room. So we all have an NTR party!

>>25618948
Smoke cigarette, calmly enter room, knock if necessary, raise an eyebrow at the recording of Iori, possibly shoot the music player, TV, or computer.

>>25619092
Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt. We have a fucking job, and this is part of that job. You may as well have us retired for that kind of idiocy.

>>25619092
No. We need to figure out who she's really working for first (yes, I'm assuming things, whatever). After that...

>>25619100
This is more or less why I suggested we have Spaghetti-chan open the door. Besides, I'm sure Ruri is just schlicking to a video. Possibly one she had commissioned awhile ago.

>>25619100
It's not the most effective NTR really. I mean, we're cut all romantic ties with her already, so it's not even NTR at all. I know I don't really mind beyond the fact that it seems somewhat OOC for Iori, which makes me suspicious that either one of us is being fucked with.

>>25618948
I think we are well beyond taking a deep breath and calming down.

We`ve had some mean fucking days behind us, with dealing with the box, dealing with Pinky, dealing with Sayaka which is especially aggravating and now we have to deal with another Idol who deliberatly tries to piss us off at every step.

And this is why, taking a deep breath and calimg down is not even a fucking option.

[x] Kick down door
[x] Murderface-Glare
[x] "I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat constintino wire and piss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters.
So you go and hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in."

Time for a classic.

>>25619118
> OOC for Iori, which makes me suspicious that either one of us is being fucked with.

The only way it would make sense to be IC for Iori would be if she was being really petty about it and used the knowledge that we would be protecting Ruri to attempt to get back at Chiaki for breaking things up, and thats a real stretch, Iori does not seem like the kind to do that to me

I say we bust down the door. Why? Because even if it was just a ruse, we fucking show her we do NOT play along nice. Fuck her. Fuck her and everything she stands for.

>>25618948
>[X] Don't do anything rash, please.

Seriously, let's not fly off our handle here.

We do not want to lose our shit just because of this, do we?

>>25619128

Well, the [x] Other option exists for a reason.

Massive force of will, since most quest goers will just choose the available options.

Put it this way, you wanna go on the railroad? Or go Choo Choo and jump the rails?

>>25619128
As if that'll help the situation any. That'll be about as effective as Midori's "get fucked" was against Ribbon-Homura.

>Ruri knew we were coming (heh)
>Is likely looking for a way to get back at us for ruining her SUDDENLY PAPARAZZI surprise
Whatever we do/see we must not show any emotion beyond 'give me a reason why I should put up with your shit or say goodbye to your kneecaps' glare.

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>>25618919
[x] GET MAD

[X] Other
kick the door in then walk in calmly, nod to Sayaka and pull the plug on whatever she is playing the recording on

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>>25619156
>>25619152
boy it's almost like they want to role play a character that makes bad decisions or something

>>25619152
>>25619156

WHAAAAAT! PEOPLE WANT TO REACT IN CHARACTER TO THIS BULLSHIT!? NO WAY, WE CANT HAVE THAT! NEEDS MORE META!

>>25619177

Better self control.

We were suppose to be put back together better.

>>25619195

Theres a precedent set in the previous time Chiaki choose NOT to shoot the door down when the champagne was popped.

And with all the good choices made in establishing rapport, lines of communication and plans with the Rank Leaders, a case can be made for Chiaki having better control of her actions. Heck she even woke up and arrived in the office on time.

>>25619198
>Better self control
>We were suppose to be put back together better.

What do these two have to do with each other? Murderface didn`t have a problem with self-control, mind you, she wasn`t a psychopath, she was just numb all over or at least pretended to be numb to the shit that happaned all around her.

Lokk at wha Decu write, its perfectly fine to drop the bomb since shit has been pillung up for some days now and this bitch is deliberatly trying to piss us off.

>>25619177
Chiaki has been trying to not make mistakes or be such a screwup after having herself repaired, reconsidering decisions especially when her emotions are in question. Why should we go Full Kharn, as you seem to want to do.

>>25619219
>Theres a precedent set in the previous time Chiaki choose NOT to shoot the door down when the champagne was popped.

How exactly is this a similiar situation? Just because there is a door?

>>25619229

No she wasn't a psychopath but she did as she wished, when she wished.

Shooting our boss in the first thread, not going in for briefings/debriefings, drinking on the job and popping painkillers non-stop. These are signs of a person without self-control.

>>25619240

The bit about not acting on the first thing that pops into her mind?

>>25619233
Except we warmaster now. And we fucking mad because some shitty idol that hired us not only does not treat us with the proper respect but also thinks that playing games with us is a good idea.

Its not about fucking up, its about showing that you do not mess with a fucking warmaster.
Not that Chiaki would give a fuck, but STANDARTS MUST BE MAINTAINED.

>>25619240
How about the part of not doing the first thing that pops into her mind and that of the players, which in both case was to break down the door.

>>25619273
... which was BOTH of the options Decu suggested, aside from [ ] Write in.

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>>25619198
>>25619229
>>25619233
I'm pretty sure if there's a time to act fucking pissed off, it's right about now. Everyone should have a snapping point, and it's not like we're about to go in with bullets flying. But we sure are going to give this bitch a fucking earful.

Oh boy, Time for Shadowruns!
From the last thread:
>...What's the 'box' she's talking about, though? Is it really that bad...?
>"The...the box is..." Deepthroat swallows audibly at this, before shaking her head. Holding both hands over her ears. "N-no, don't make me say it out loud. It's horrible. A-and I'm not supposed to talk about it, a-anyway..."

What's in the box? What's in the box?
Deepthroat's head.
Ruri's the prophet and she sent the box with Fake Mami's head in it. She hypnotized one of her fans with a golden weapon and took her head without any struggle. Ruri's songs are laced with golden-weapon magic hypnotism, so everyone who's listened to her first album has already been hypnotized, and they're just waiting for a trigger phrase before they do whatever they were hypnotized to do. Said trigger phrase will be in whatever song she's singing the concert. By protecting Ruri, we are letting her enslave everyone who's listening, including magical girls.

How many shadowruns do we have regarding the concert now?

>>25619267

But you basically will be admitting that: "Yes, they got to you, got under your skin and made you fucking mad."

We're a Warmaster. We're suppose to be operating on a different level now. They can play their games. We will be mad but we will not show it. It will wash over Chiaki.

And then when it comes to pay the piper, the Warmaster of the 10th will pay back this insult. With interest.

>>25619292
Not enough.

>>25619292

We're at SHADOWRUN 0.

Standard anime cliche:
>They are actually getting a massage.

>>25619298
So you're saying their dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate?

>>25619292
0 out of 10 shadowruns because that just silly.

>>25619319

....AHAHAHA.

Decu if this is true, I will hate/love you even harder.

>>25619319
>they're actually masturbating side-by-sidë, both thinking of Chiaki.

>>25619267
Oh sure, maintain standards by breaking them ourselves. [sarcasm]What a brilliant idea[/sarcasm].
Being a Warmaster doesn't mean we throw a tantrum every time we get disrespected. That's worse than Kharn.

>>25619323

I'm sorry, what?

>>25619298
Ninth.

>>25619319
>>25619326
Yeaaaaah, that sounds more likely.

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>>25619298
I think it's better from a writer's perspective this way, since Chiaki sure did have self-control issues before all this, and now that she's actually having her self control tested hard, she's going to fuck up.

I'd honestly say this way will at least make the story more interesting than someone that succeeds at everything they say they'd like to do with themselves.

I'm pretty sure kicking down the door won anyway.

>>25619336

I realised my effing mistake after I posted.

My apologies.

>>25618919
Fuck idols. Fuuuuck all of them.

Especially this Kirishima Ruri in particular.

Could we fuck Midori instead? Perhaps with Pinky and Mami on standby?

>>25619335
You haven't watched enough Futurama.

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>>25619331
>[sarcasm][/sarcasm]

get out.

>>25619355

No I don't. Could never get into it. Like I could never get into The Cleveland Show.

I'm not even sure why that thing still continues to air.

>>25619331
>every time

Being this bad at reading comprehension sure must suck.

>>25619341
Man, if I wanted to hear a story of failures, I'd just ask a hobo about their life (assuming they're coherent enough).

>>25619350
What else is our housewife/assistant for when we both come home after a hard few days of work?

>>25619371

Technically its not a mistake. Just that one is more commonly used than the other.

The sentence still parses correctly.

>>25619363
>comparing Futurama to a spinoff of shit
aaaaaa

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>>25619376
>this whole post

>>25619371
Standards must be maintained, and being polite is one of them.
Instead of that, you want to break down the door. How is that maintaining standards?

>>25619292
The unevenness of the words on the head showed that the words were carved in while the subject was struggling.
While certainly I am at Shadowrun 4 regarding the concert, (We need a quietpro earplug set, flashbangs, and a whiten noise generator for that, by the way) I think we haven't quite found the killer yet.

>>25619390
If failures make stories interesting then a life of failures and pathetic mistakes should make for a gripping story.

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>>25619387

>>25619402
You sure must love Mary-Sues and stories about Mary-Sues.

Have you tried fanfiction.net? There might be more of the things you are looking for.

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>>25619376
You don't want a character who was established with self control issues to act like someone with self control issues?

She didn't change that much. And this is probably the most stress she's ever been under, and happening at the same time is one of the easiest ways to push Chiaki's buttons, which is messing with Iori. Something else that was established.

>>25619390
>cyberpunk.jpg

>>25619402
You're overreacting. Every character needs flaws and issues to make the readers/viewers identify with them (and keep them from feeling like Mary Sues, even if they might not technically fit the term). Kicking down a door is hardly the end of the world.

[x] Open door with dynamic measures
Does shooting count as dynamism?

>Kicking the door down
>Not knocking it politely off its hinges and across the room with our Golden Fists of Fuck You

>>25619413
That was one of the best moments in that manga
It also made a lot of idiots try the same thing

>>25619411
So you prefer a life of failure, then? Perhaps something along the lines of your own, something familiar to you?

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>>25618968 >>25618971 >>25618986 >>25618989 >>25619021

Just as you raise a heeled foot to drive it right through the heavy teak door - it's then that you force yourself to slowly lower it, and then back away with just as much deliberation. Willing yourself to pace around in circles, both your hands moving to pull out a fresh pack of cigarettes from your inventory. A metallic snap, a hiss, and two cigarettes are now rapidly being burned down to their filters, your lungs filling with calming smoke.

...No. No. No, you're not kicking the door down. Focus. Kharn may have fucked around with your Soul Gem to make you immune to whatever it is the Golden Weapons do to its users, but Midori didn't pull you out of your own barrier just for you to go full Murderface on a client. You promised yourself that you wouldn't, unless they gave you exact reason to.

"Um...Miss Murderface?" Deepthroat tries to get your attention.

Not even when they're obviously trying to get a rise from you, doing everything they can to remind you of what you've done in the past. No, no, you're better than that. Better than that. Mami pushed for you to become Warmaster because she knew you'd grow into the role, and not become another Kharn.

You let the still-smoking stubs of cigarette filter fall down from your lips, and you start sucking on two freshly-lit ones even before they've hit the expensively-tiled floor.

[1/2]

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>>25619438

You're shitting me.

I couldnt read it myself as it was too painful.

>>25619292

Remember the whole
>"Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her, right when she was holding a concert. Found only a few miles from the concert grounds. They say it was some sort of cosplayer that got killed on the way to the concert, but the conspiracy theorists think an alien killed Ruri and took her place. That was forgotten about quickly, because she was right there, and a family quickly identified the corpse as a missing daughter

Sayaka mentioned that this happened two years ago, just when Ruri was starting a solo and she was supposed to be under the protection of the eighth offico at the time.

So either:

1. This is a read herring
2. Ruri got replaced under the eighth offico's noses
3. The eighth officio was actually involved in Ruri's replacement.

We got lots and lots of stuff to be paranoid about.

>>25619010
I'm going to pretend this is an ad for an adult video, or even a non-h erotic photoshoot.

Whatever it really is, I'm sure I'll be disappointed.

The amusing thing:

If "freak the fuck out and break down the door" WASN'T an option, everyone would probably be voting for it.

I am spamming the update buttun why is nothing happennnning.

>>25619461
>1. This is a read herring
The one time I read read as read when reading it as read would have made more sense phonetically.

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>>25619470

I'm an awful speller

Sue me.

Anyone else worried that Ruri seems to know... A lot about us?

And that Pinky did say the one who sent the head wasn't someone with a Golden Weapon...

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>>25619462

http://exhentai.org/g/592252/93795245f0/

Kind of disappointing really.

Decuuuuuuuuuuu, why are you blueballing me.

>>25619461
Ruri is actually Wendy in disguise, she has culexus training and that's why we have only seen her in dreams

>>25619448

"Miss Murderface...?" She tries again, and it's here that you finally trust yourself enough to interact with someone without drawing a killshot bead on their skulls.

"The...the door's here, Miss Murderface," Deepthroat murmurs, a rather desperate smile curling her lips. "You...you were walking around in circles, and I thought you were confused..."

...What? She thought you were...what?

Does this girl really work for Ruri?

"Of...of course." The girl looks back up at you with her sullen, droopy eyes, blinking in rather wary surprise. "Is...is there something on my face? Do I have a booger hanging out--"

N-no. No. Er. Can she just open the door for you? You'd do it yourself, but...

"O-oh. Sure. Just let me..." Deepthroat seems to smile at this, and walks over to the door, one hand coming up to grasp the doorknob. She tries, fails, tries again, and then manages to do it with both hands.

"U-ugh. Haha. Er. M-my hands are a bit sweaty, haha..." the girl giggles to herself in a slow, rather sad sort of way. "S-sorry...please don't touch the doorknob, I'll clean it..."

No, she doesn't need to do that. ...No, not with her own dress--

"I-it's okay..."

It's like looking at a mirror. Then again, mirrors have always been much more entertaining than television.

[2/3]

>>25619481
No, she said nobody that she had given a Golden Weapon to would send us Mami's actual head in a box.
And I've been certain that Ruri was behind the moment her name came up.

>>25619461
We could follow up on the family just to be sure.
We could contact the 8th in an official capacity, and cite the discovery of a head as the reason. With Ruri in town, we want to see if there's any similarities with the corpse from 2 years back, just to be sure.
Of course, that depends on if the 8th is on speaking terms with us after the last Incubator meeting.

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>>25619462
Kyoko likes Mami-aries

>>25619506
>8 KB, 175x250

>>25619506
picture, ants, etc

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>>25619487
>>25619487
>Then again, mirrors have always been much more entertaining than television.

Yes? This is John Mirra.

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>>25619487
So spaghetti

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Worst Berry

Aaaaaaaa

>>25619390
Jesus this makes me giggle like a buffoon.

>>25619487

It's here that you step through, finally. Bracing yourself for whatever it is they've been doing.

. . .

Well. It's...no, it's not what you expected.

The suite, as you remember it, seems to be have been completely redesigned from the bottom up - it's no longer the suite you defended Iori from a group of well-equipped otaku looking to get their jollies balls-deep in an idol.

You don't even see the set of chairs you stole your favorite chair from. It's a bit more like an old-fashioned suite, with velvet cushions, a shag tiger rug complete with the stuffed head, and expensive mahogany furniture all over. The floor's carpeting has also been replaced with rather tasteful marble. Probably so that inquisitive guests wouldn't see the bloodstains, the sort that never do come off of floors no matter how much you scrub.

But that's not what you're focusing on at the moment. It's...well, the scene you came into, the scene you'd planned on bursting into by kicking the door down...

They're not even on the fucking bed. They're sitting on the couch. Iori and...what you assume to be Kirishima Ruri, a rather gothically-dressed idol with long blue-green hair tied into two very long twintails. Seriously, they're draped down the couch cushions and touching the floor. Either she's been growing her hair for a long time or someone is making some serious bank providing her hair extensions.

She's...well. She's pretty. In a rather cute, priceless, expensive sort of way. But pretty enough to set your alarms off.

Blue eyes shouldn't glow that much. Not without magic, at least.

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>>25619010
>>25619506
>>25619525

>Those horrible alien asian female faces
T-THIS IS NOTHING LIKE IN MY CHINESE CARTOONS!

>>25619558
>Dragging it out
FFFFFFF

>>25619558
>Blue eyes shouldn't glow that much. Not without magic, at least.

Just an idol my ass.

>>25619558
>Blue eyes shouldn't glow that much. Not without magic, at least.
I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A FUCKING ANDROID

Sooo... Where is Sayaka? Shouldn't she be here?

>>25619562

Feast on Kyoko instead.

It's like shes the only one who didn't go under massive PS.

>>25619558
>Blue eyes shouldn't glow that much. Not without magic, at least.
Is she a rogue Magical Girl? If she belonged to an Officio, I'd imagine that piece of news would have gotten leaked by now.

Or she just wearing weird contacts?

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>>25619562
Probably photoshopped

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>>25619584

That slutty kyoko.

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>>25619558

"Aha~! Chiaki Matsuda-chan, I presume?" She's holding what looks like a...script in her hands, and Iori, in casual clothes and a complete burning crimson from the neck up, is also hiding behind a similar script. The...the title of the script, printed in bold letters on the cover, is damnably familiar.

'Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi Deluxe Uncensored OVA Episode 1 of 20 / SEASON 1' familiar.

"You're just in time, we were practicing VA lines on my new project! Iori-chan was helping me out! Oh, and say hi to the folks watching our webcast!" She gestures behind you - and you see Sayaka, seemingly rather...downcast, for some reason, and holding up a video camera. A little red light shining from a spot near its lens.

...Wait. What webcast?

"Say hi, Murderface," Sayaka monotonically cheers, giving you a rather limp wave with her free hand. She looks as though she'd be anywhere else BUT here. Gone is the fan fervor. Gone is the energy that saw her elbowing two fans three times bigger than her in the face.

How do you react?

>>25619577
Probably being checked by Security and getting briefed on what she can and can't do near Ruri.

>>25619606
Goddamn it, they already have done casting for this thing?
I really need to talk to Midori about this when I see her...

>>25619606
>'Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi Deluxe Uncensored OVA Episode 1 of 20 / SEASON 1' familiar.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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>>25619606

>'Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi Deluxe Uncensored OVA Episode 1 of 20 / SEASON 1' familiar.

Holy fuck, what.

Poor Sayaka.

[x] Finish the fucking cigarette. Light another.

>>25619606
[x] Shoot the camera with the DEagle while glaring at Ruri.

>>25619606
"Nice to see you're all enjoying yourselves, but we do somewhat need to discuss your security arrangements. That is what you hired me for, after all."

>>25619606

Apologize to Sayaka. But at least we dodged that bullet.

>>25619606
Shoot the camera.

>Iori is playing Midori
>Iori is the VA for her former romantic rival and attempted murderer/rapist-assistant's self-insert pornography character

>>25619606

"Hi. There, done. Now turn it off before I shoot it. That's an order. "

>>25619606
<deadpan> "Hi." </deadpan>
Then sit near the darkest corner and keep smoking.

>>25619606
Man, this ENTIRE situation has been set up to fuck with us. There is no longer a chance that Ruri isn't a Golden Weapon user setting up this situation to kill us.

>>25619606
Well fucking played Decu, well fucking played.

Have a golf clap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77xckbZbohc

>>25619606
[x] Wave casually at the camera. Gotta stay professional and cool; QB will have our cap if we fuck up so publicly.
"A webcast? And how long will you be recording?"

>>25619606

I... wasn't expecting this, not at all.

>[X] ... Hi.

>>25619606
[x] Throw Knife at Camera
[x] "No filming or recording while Sayaka and me are around."

If Sayaka doesn`t go into full bitching mode, something is off.

>>25619638
This.

>>25619606
Awww, Sayaka got her fangirl heart broken.
Anyway, this is bullshit, and not just of the 'blatant provocation' sort either, it's obvious that she doesn't actually need us which leaves trap or lewd. And she doesn't seem to need Chiaki for the second, so escalate shadowrun levels further.
"Your voices don't fit."

>>25619606
Deadpan "You really should provide full disclosure to your security detail beforehand, Ruri-san. I could have brought the author along."

>>25619606
Discover that we are actually camera shy when we walk in on our client and not-ex voicing hentai about us.

>>25619606
Project hate beams at that camera.

Hate it so hard that it breaks. Goddamn. She's just put us on the net, and associated us with the goddamn manga for the entire world to see.

>"What's that grinding sound"
>"Is somebody using a fucking whetstone?"
>It's Chiaki's Teeth

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>>25619636

Bet Ruri made sure she'd get the role.

Every performance is a knifetwist in the gut.

And with the popularity of the manga... shes going to be reprising the role for a long time.

It'll destroy her....

Well fucking played Ruri. I UTTERLY HATE YOUR GUTS NOW.

[X] Make a mental note to have a serious talk with Midori in the future. What next? Figurines? Games? Porn games?

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>>25619606

>[x]"I thought someone like you wouldn't stoop so low to do voice acting for porn." Look at the screen "What happened to the breakfast you promised your winners?"

Oh no, because of us she is going to have horrible stuff done to her!

>>25619606
MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>25619636
Actually notice she said HER new project not their new project
Makes me think Iori doesn't have the role or didn't take it but Ruri did

>>25619651
No. Nobody actually knows who Green-Green is right now, we don't want to bust the secret before knowing if Midori is down with it.

>>25619668
Yeah, seems like Iori's just helping her practice.
In front of a webstream, apparently. Which is suspicious, as I can't see why she'd agree to that.

[x] Wave casually at the camera. Gotta stay professional and cool; QB will have our cap if we fuck up so publicly.
"A webcast? And how long will you be recording?"

>>25619668
Ah, my bad.

Though that still leaves me wondering, is Ruri voicing Midori or 'Mayumi'?

And if it's Mayumi, is Sayaka going to be stupid enough to suggest we give her a demonstration of the character's voice?

>>25619606

[X]"Yes well very good Miss Kirishima, that's lovely but onto the matter at hand, why did you feel it necessary to pull some elaborate ruse that achieved somewhere in the region of nothing down there?

I mean did think you were doing me a favour or were you just dead set on showing off."

>>25619651
Ahaha! Wonderful!
Of course, Midori wouldn't show up for this, but Ruri doesn't need to know that.

>>25619629

>gothicly-dressed

Doesn't Mami hang out with some goth loli who may or my not be her girlfriend?

>>25619606
>Episode 1 of 20

How deep does the rabbit hole go?

>>25619686

Lets not give any indication she pissed Chiaki off.

>>25619606
Play the professional. No reaction no rising to her taunts

>>25619606
>How do you react?
Deadpan "Hi." Take seat next to Sayaka (that is behind the camera)

So I guess we've given up on the whole 'we're the fucking Warmaster, fuck Ruri's games' thing, huh?

>>25619646
That'd be kind of hard to do, since we pushed Sayaka into the role of ticket-winning fangirl and she'll be expected in every shot of Ruri in public.

>>25619606
>>25619646

This!

But add:

"First Rule: No recordings of me or the Blueberry.

Second Rule: You inform me beforehand of any PR-Stunts you plan on doing.

Third Rule: Do not play games with me.

If you can follow these simple guidelines everything will be peachy."

[x] Deliver this speach with your usual monotone and a glare.

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>>25619690
No, because Mami has a boyfriend.

>>25619693
All the way down

>>25619690
She does actually, good memory

>>25619676
Nobody needs to know Midori is Green-Green. We're just offhandedly mentioning we know the author.

Besides, if we need to, Midori could make a fake face for fan greeting. Which would probably be ideal to keep her actual identity a secret.

>>25619638
This.

>>25619704

NOPE.

Why are we brandishing weapons about the principal. Theres no need for that. I vote against it.

>>25619661

Ovas aren't porn, at most they are softcore. And any anime work is golden for an idol. At least this explains why Iori is here, it's more than just a backup dancer. We should be happy for her.

We can wright this off as them not fucking with us. Practicing lines. As much as we hate it, MM x MM is a thing and it is happening no matter what we do. Well, we could kill Midori.

Let's just entertain the idea for now while looking for the best couch to sit on, or leave the room for a moment and steal one from an adjacent room. It's in the best interest of the client, since it will make us happy, and that will keep her alive.

>>25619690

There was a throw away line when Kyouko picked us up at the airport about Mami showing a couple of VIPs around the building, and that was why she couldn't pick us up at the airport. One was a girl in gothloli clothing.

[x]"Hey, Sayaka, hey Iori." Cigarette lighting. "Good evening, Miss Ruri. I hope I'm not interrupting." Work out the best angle to shoot her at so that the blood spray doesn't go all over Iori. (Getting Sayaka covered is a bonus.)

>>25619606
[x]Wave to the camera, deadpan. They don't need to know how hard we're grinding our teeth.
Then, say that we're sorry for the brusque introduction but we need to speak to our acquaintance in private for a moment.
Drag out Iori and/ or Sakuya, and possibly eat a cigarette in rage.

>>25619700
That's a live streaming webcast. You want to do something that will put us on the entire net as someone who berated an idol? We'd have a PR shitstorm and Ruri fans out for our blood, making our job exponentially more difficult.

GUYS
HEY, GUYS
A WEBCAST ISN'T A RECORDING
THIS SHIT IS GOING OUT LIVE
TO PEOPLE WHO WILL BE RECORDING IT THEMSELVES
PEOPLE ALL OVER THE FUCKING INTERNET ARE RECORDING THE WARMASTER OF THE NINTH RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING AT ALL
[x] Kill it and call Kyuubey, inform him of 'holy fucking shit biggest information leak ever we're going to need favours from every fucking officio to contain it RIGHT NOW' in deadpan.

>>25619714
Agreed
We don't need to start off our tenure as warmaster with a fucking PR nightmare combo, Iori was bad enough of a PR fuck up

>>25619745

As long as we don't introduce ourselves, we're fine.

>>25619606

I'll third >>25619646 & >>25619704

>>25619606

Whatever we do make sure we mention that Blue's part of the package.

But not the box!

>>25619706
I think there may have been some implication that they parted ways at some point, and I think she may have gotten with someone else in the meantime.

>>25619754
we don't need to start our tenure as warmaster off by being broadcast to the entire planet either

Replace "choose" with "confiscate" in my Write-in. Much more personable and doesn't broadcast to the entire world about the Japanese minor carrying loaded firearms.

So do you think Sayaka will ever forgive us for this?

>>25619727
Iori isn't confirmed to have the role, Ruri mentioned it was HER role not THEIRS

So, we area all in favor of shutting down the webcast before everything else right?

>>25619646
If Sayaka DOES start bitching, candidly remind her that she's on duty and speaking to the warmaster.

>>25619606

[x] Just wave and go sit beside Sayaka.

No need for violence.

Guys, DO NOT FLIP OUT. Seriously. We have even less reason to now that we know Iori didn't just get dragged into a hotel and raped or something, this should be small fry to us. Besides, remember, this is going out live. We're smart. We're better than this! We can be better than Kharn.

...Kharn would probably be critiquing their orgasm noises right now and offering to... help them come up with "more genuine" ones.

[X]Stop time, kill the feed.

>>25619762
So far we have been introduced as Chiaki Matsuda, that's all anyone knows about us

We start trying to call the shots and we will be outed as a warmaster which is much worse than simply being some random girl who appeared on her live stream

>>25619766
or it could be that Ruri is the one heading the project, hence it would be HERS, and maybe Iori has a part in it, we don't know shit, you don't know shit

so please, until we know shit, stop sprouting 'facts'

>>25619758
So you want everyone on the fucking net calling the police to report an unstable attacker in the same room as Ruri, causing a massive PR disaster that QB may not be able to contain because it's on the net already. It's already being watched on this worlds 4chan analogue and you want to get them riled up?

>>25619745

We can cover this up ourselves if we just say the right things.

>>25619768
Basically, yes.

>>25619762

No one has still said anything about Warmaster yet.

And besides, the fans will just be MORE RURI, GET LOST FAGET. The way to attract attention is to demand less antention. If we just ignore it and move quietly to one side, no one will care.

>>25619606

[x] NO VIOLENCE

Just say hi, wave maybe and go sit with Sayaka.

>>25619768
No. We still don't know what's all going on, and we don't need to start off like a jackbooted thug just yet. It's not like there's any huge problem just yet.

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>"Say hi, Murderface," Sayaka monotonically cheers, giving you a rather limp wave with her free hand. She looks as though she'd be anywhere else BUT here. Gone is the fan fervor. Gone is the energy that saw her elbowing two fans three times bigger than her in the face.

Hey guys

IT LOOKS LIKE SAYAKA IS BEING MIND CONTROLLED RIGHT NOW.

>>25619778
This.

>>25619768

FUCK NO

Thats the best sign that something is wrong.

The Show Must Go On.

>>25619768
No because that makes things more suspicious. Just go into a corner until the damn thing is done.
It's fucking live right now, and doing anything to our our authority, position, or possession of weapons to the entire fucking world is stupid beyond belief.

>>25619606

[x] Just greet the cam and leave the spotlight

>>25619802
That misspelled filename offends me much more than the image.

>>25619802
She's either being mind controlled or has been amazingly disillusioned and had her mental image of the idol shattered.

Either way this is suspicious as fuck.

>>25619802
They say the fastest way to break someone's heart is to introduce them to their most famous crush, and have said crush be not the perfect person they envisioned. Or even a giant asshole.

>>25619788
I am actually not sprouting any 'facts' I am just clarifying that so far the only person we know has the role is Ruri

Until Iori actually tells us she is playing a role in it we don't know anything

>>25619778
Our timestop requires phsyically manipulating our shield. It is not instant like it is in the anime.

>>25619778
Terrible idea. Besides that Pinky has a jealousy-fueled hatred of Iori, the show is live and any interruption will provoke a disproportionate response from the fans.

[X] Call up Midori, ask her about the cast for the OVA

Nah. Mind control is spooky obedient puppet, not upset blueberry.

Besides, better her than us.

>>25619768
No
Trying to throw our weight around and act like a big shot just means we will get more attention than we need
Act like a friend, acquaintance etc and get on with it so that we fly under the radar

Suddenly shutting down the stream will just make us the focus of attention when all the otaku worldwide start asking just who this girl who told Ruri-San to turn her stream off was

>>25619802
We do have our phone at hand, right?
With butler suit Kyouko pictures, right?
You know, if we needed to snap her back to reality...

>>25619826

Actually, with how Sayaka has mentioned about being a fan, it is actually very likely that she met Ruri when she was just starting out. Smalltime Idols just starting out tend to meet these fans and treat them well. They're the first fans after all.

So her idol has changed? If shes says that, the bodyswitcher theory becomes even more plausible.

>>25619606
[x]Spaghetti for three seconds, then deadpan "Hi." and wave back with just as much enthusiasm.
Then step the fuck out of the shot and let Ruri do her thing, maybe she'll explain what the hell's going on.

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>>25619836
[x]

If we only had the hat on...

Iori was already exposed once and would be to nervous to jump us, but god what I would give to see Ruri make a whore out of herself on a webcast.

>>25619606
[x]Mentally swear at Midori.

>>25619868

But we do have the hat on.

SHE NOT HUMAN

Shit, I just realized, we are in magical garb right now. We need to play the part of Murder Mayumi. Best way to not have our cover blown right now. What do we remember about the manga we read. We need a one liner.

>>25619876

Hair flick?

>>25619876

>we cosplayer now.

>>25619876

For all they know, we're just a cosplaying themed staff.

>>25619876
But Chiaki always walks around like this. She literally just wears her magical girl outfit everywhere. If normal people on the street haven't commented, I'm not sure it's even that strange of a thing anymore.

>>25619868
>implying that's what she wasn't planning earlier

She wants to whore all over us already.

>>25619876
Make the tongue gesture. Kharn taught us how to do to properly, after all, we may as well use it.

>>25619882
>>25619883
Smart.

>>25619892

Ok, fuck you anon.

I need to wipe my screen down.

>>25619892
Fuck no.

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Cosplay!

>>25619876

You are genius, let's go.

>>25619876

One liner?

Take out a blue rose from the bouquet in inventory.

Smell it and throw it at the cam. Then disappear as it covers the lens.

>>25619892
>>25619879

And this is how, during the next assignment meeting with QB, he announced we were somehow hired for the live action of Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi.

>>25619923
fuck yes

>>25619923
[x] this

>>25619888
Normal street people don't read MMxMM.
If they do they brush off seeing Mayumi as 'nah no way'.

>>25619923
Hell yeah, play up the Murder Mayumi cosplay / promotional thing. It is something the fans could easily explain

Rolled 3

>>25619923
Do this.

Is there any real reason to be worried about being on camera? No need go hide our ID; bad people know who we are already

>>25619941
>Normal street people don't read MMxMM.
I'm pretty sure you don't get to the point of an international adaptation without having at least some pull outside of the otaku subculture.

uh hey guys
voting ended 20 minutes ago

>>25619871
We do?

[X] Look at the camera. Cunt-breaker hat-flourish + ponytail-hair-sweep-equivalent.
[X] Turn to Rori, "We must discuss your security detail for the next few days as soon as possible." Take a seat and wait for them to finish. Play-up the silent cool and broody persona of Murder Mayumi.

>/tg/ comes up with a good plan of pretending to be a cosplayer
>Then the realization kicks in that we're 20 minutes late for any of our plans to be of any use.

>>25619923
Better yet, shut off the camera as the rose covers the lens. Perfect way to cut off the webcast without it being super suspicious.

>>25619959

Mostly we're just faffing around, now.

>>25619923
Do it.

>>25619923
>>25619962
These sound perfect. Classy and understated.

>>25619982

Pity Decu won't do it.

>>25619959
>It's like I'm really playing a tabletop game!

>>25619954
Normal street people IN THE STREETS THAT CHIAKI IS SEEN WALKING.
This is a fucking global webcast going out to potentially millions of people who DO read MMxMM. This has the potential to not only reveal our identity, but also CONFIRM THE EXISTENCE OF MAGICAL GIRLS TO THE WIDER PUBLIC.
We really, REALLY need to call QB about this.

>>25619994
Or...
We play the fucking role so that the masses of geeks think WE ARE A FUCKING HIRED COSPLAYER then we neatly sidestep the whole magical girls are real issue

>>25619994
Hence we need to play it up as being harmless cosplaying.

We can call coobie after that.

>>25619923
>>25619704
>>25619962

Holy shit, those!

>>25619994

That only happens if we do something stupid like pull a gun out of hammer space. At worst we reveal our private life to the world, not our Magical Girl life.

And we really shouldn't depend on QB to bail us out of everything.

>>25620005
>>25620013
Except neither our outfit nor general appearance matches Murder Mayumi. She is BASED on us, not directly copied.

>>25619639 >>25619699 >>25619739 >>25619776

You narrow your eyes at the idol, before turning back towards the camera, breathing smoke from your nose. You give the glinting lens a glare, before grumbling something approximating a greeting at it - and it's then that you step out of the shot, making a beeline right for the couch that Sayaka's sitting on.

"Ah~? Oh, well, it seems Chiaki-chan's a bit camera-shy, everyone, but don't worry! You'll be able to see much more of her and Sayaka-chan too in the next few days, and they'll be right there with me at the concert!" The green-haired idol flashes the camera a cheerful, dazzling grin as you firmly plant your ass on the expensive cushion. Yeah, fuck everything about this job.

"Kill me now, Murderface," You hear Sayaka murmur to you, low and slow. Her voice low enough not to be caught by the camera's microphone, as the both of you continue to watch the two idols practice what sounds like a very frantic and heated scene between Miracle Midori(Ruri) and Murder Mayumi(Iori). Deepthroat is bustling quietly about, giving the camera an awkward, droopy smile as she tries her best to keep out of its range as much as possible, while unpacking what looks like a rather inordinate amount of luggage.

You've sufficiently clamped down enough on your anger to be surprised at what's happened to the Eversor. What happened to her energy, earlier? Is she under mind control, or something? Do you need to put her out of her misery?

"What? No. It's just...uh..." Sayaka shakes her head. "I...you know that saying, where you're not supposed to meet your heroes?"

Yeah?

"I met her. And..." Sayaka's shoulders droop even lower. "Man. I just...I just don't wanna talk about it, Murderface. Not with you, sorry. But I wish I never got into the fucking car with you."

...Well. That's...this is the first time you've felt bad for Sayaka.

What about this webcast thing, though? Was this part of the contest?


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>>25620039
This isn't 'bailing us out'. This is 'massive fucking breach that needs multiple Officios working together to have a hope of containing'.

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>>25620044

Poor Sayaka.

Meeting your heroes is usually a disappointment.

Rolled 17

>>25620044
Damnit, we didn't do the rose thing.

>>25620044

"Huh? Oh, yeah. It is. It's a twenty-four hour thing. People are gonna be watching everything the contest winner and Ruri does. ...Well, nothing illegal or shit, but you get what I mean." She gives the camera a shake. "This thing is supposed to be on all the time, unless she's sleeping or in the bathroom or changing and so on. Hot springs and swimming are included, though."

...Who the fuck watches this sort of thing?

"Fans," Sayaka murmurs. "Real fans."

"N-nhh! M-Mayumi-san, that's...! If you do that, I'll go crazy...!" Ruri wails, one hand even coming up to her cheek for effect, her breathing hard. Iori herself is trying not to look at Ruri, while attempting to deliver her lines with the same kind of enthusiasm.

"She's just...she's just not who I expected, Murderface." Sayaka murmurs hollowly. "I wanna go home."

How do you react?

>>25620067

[x] Comrade style hug, since we're sitting next to her. Pat her shoulder. It'll be over soon.

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Guys! Fuck! GUYS! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

FUCK!

This is why Ruri wanted us as a Bodyguard. Its supposed to be a PR-Stunt.
MMxMM is hugely popular right now, Ruri got a job offer for VA work for it months ago, when Iori told her about us she figured that while we may not be Murder Mayumi (HUE!) we resemble her darn close when it comes to behaviour and character. While we will be around she has some free PR thanks to Chiaku being a MurderMayumi lookalike.

Jesus christ, Decu, you are a mastermind!

Pat her on the back, maybe mumble a apology for breaking her dream.

We hate each others guts but something on a psychological level...seems harsh

Rolled 14

>>25620067
[x] Sorry, but I need you for the security detail.

>>25620067
[x] "I'm not going on camera for 24 seconds. She either cuts it or we're out. I've had enough of her shit already."

>>25620067
>[x] Comrade style hug, since we're sitting next to her. Pat her shoulder. It'll be over soon.

>>25620082
Maybe. We wait and see.

Finally caught up with MGNQ, awesome.

>>25620052
Nothing has been revealed so far, no need to start asking for more press blackouts, it would just bring more attention to it. We need to let QB know to get a team on monitoring and scrubbing these PR-stunts so we don't need to start making calls.

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>>25620067

>[x] "I'm genuinely sorry"

There is nothing much we can do now.
We better keep quiet.

>>25620067
"Feeling's mutual, but at least you're not having porn of YOU acted out in front of YOU"

>>25620067

[X] "Hang in there, soldier. I'm counting on YOU to keep me from depopulating the entire hotel. "

>>25620067
Well, shit.

"If you really want I could bring in Midori. I think she's good enough that she can pretend to be you until the 'prize' is over. Also, she might enjoy this. The line reading, I mean."

>>25620067

>[X] Sorry for ruining your fandom... if it's any comfort, I'll be right here, suffering along side you.

>>25620067
Attempt to stop spaghetti

Probably fail, but address Sayaka nonetheless.

"Did you come here to play fangirl, or did you come here to back me up? Given my track record of shit going wrong at the worst possible time, I'll be needing the help."