BLEACH QUEST IX>Everything is according to KUBO’s keikakuPrevious threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.>CRITICAL MASTER IFrom now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.>In the BloodYou’ve awakened your inherent Quincy blood!>Sixth Sense>Takes the first five rolls when searching for spiritual energy
Now then, last time on BLEACH QUEST…>You nod your head. As you get up, you allow her to wrap and arm around your shoulder as she leans against you. You see your father and sisters staring at you with intensity and shock respectively, but they don’t say anything as you help her up the stairs.>When you get upstairs, she stops you. “Kurosaki-kun, you said you’d talk to me about the things I saw later. Can we do it now?”>Seeing no reason to refuse her, you assent and lead her to your room. She sits on your bed, looking around at your room as you sit at your desk’s chair, looking at her.>“So what did you want to talk about?”>At your question, her face flushes and she looks slightly ashamed. “Kurosaki-kun… the reason why I... no…”>She trails off, before closing her eyes. After a few moments, she opens them, determination burning in her eyes.>“I want to know more about you. I want to know your likes and dislikes. I want to know what makes you happy and sad. I want to know about the you who fights ghosts. I want to know everything about Kur- Ichigo-kun because…”>She trails off again.>“..Because…”>She stares you in the eyes as she grasps your hands between her own.>“…Because I think… No. I’m sure that I’ve fallen in love with you.”She quietly stares at you ,waiting for a response.>[ ] Actions?
>>25610734Squeeze her boob
[X]Turn her down gently.We just discovered that we can fight ghosts and that we're somehow a grim reaping/soul killing exorcist and that there may or may not be terrible dastardly plots about. Let's focus on love later.
Posting this from the last night's thread:"Alright, that's... wow. I'm flattered, and honestly I think I might.... I'm not sure about love but-"Stop, hang head. "I'm going to come right out and say it. I think you're great, and I won't pretend you aren't attractive, but the last couple of days started with me getting beaten to death and then getting super-powers. I can't tell you how weird it's been because I don't know a scale that operates on a level that absurd. It's less like getting nudged out of my comfort zone and more 'getting shot into space'.""I'm not saying no, but.... I'm somewhere weird right now. Both personally because of family secrets and.... well, you saw the other part earlier." Scratch back of head awkwardly while avoiding eye-contact. "It's more than just irresponsible, it's downright psychopathic to consider dragging someone into that. Maybe.... maybe we can talk and stuff, see if things calm down over he next few weeks.""But I cannot, in good conscience, commit to anything. Especially not when it might endanger someone I care about. Or who cares about me for that matter."Deep breath, look her in the eye. "And I feel terrible saying this to you right now. I never quite got around to telling the last person I had a crush on how I feel. It was really brave of you to just come out and say it like that, so promise me you'll hang onto that, alright?"
>>25610734"I...Ihavetogodosomething!" Run away.
Holy shit, Bleach Quest.I just caught up on this last night. I couldn't breathe.For actions, I'd...Okay, I'm gonna have to admit, I have no idea what to do or what we should do.Personally, let's just put this off; Ichigo needs time to think, and he's had one hell of a week so far. If she can just give him that time, he'll be able to give her answer later, after much deliberation. also, I'm here to advocate for harem end. I'm not too picky, but So long as Rukia, Tasuki, Yoruichi and Soi Fon are in, I'm good. Though Harribel and her fracciones are hot, too.
>>25610839All my love. All my hate. All my this.
Haha, time for Kubo!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJKU6HUEqE>>25610734I believe we had a response written up in the aftermath of the last thread, someone wanna repost it?>>25610816>a grim reaping/soul killing exorcistSuperhero. We already decided that, when baseline humans are involved, we shall refer to Shinigami as "Superheroes", Hollows as "Spooky Ghosts", and Zanpakuto as "Magic Swords".
Okay, as an Orihime fan, I have something to say. I like her, I don't like what the story did to herI think we have an opportunity here to make her into a better character. However, I think we should let her down gently. That one guy from the last thread had a good write up. I can't remember if it had this, but we should also say we don't really know her well enough to get into a relationship. Also, Orihime and Rukia are so gay for each other in canon, so if we play our cards right we could probably swing a three way. Which is something Orihime sorta suggested pre soul society arcI gotta go to bed, but I'm sure whatever ya'll decide will be hilarious
>>25610859I don't believe that that last be could be any more right
So that Grand Fisher last night... are we seriously going with Chad being killed off?
Take off your pants and smile like a douche. Then say something date rapey.
>>25610902 either way, fivesome. That's awesome.>>25610909Can we see if we can sense him still? we have supersense, after all.
>>256108394thing this.>>25610902It's got Rukia in it so I'm game... and it allows me to be the giant lesbian I am and still ship Soi Fon and Yoruichi.also there needs to be another Bleach fighting game like Dark Souls
Turn her down gently.
>>25610734Well, she already thinks we're a super hero so I guess it's time for the "I can't endanger anyone by letting them be with me" speech? Nah, this is Bleach, that probably get her killed. I think something to the effect of "I'm flattered but you've caught me at a very weird time in my life" should probably do it. Plus that leaves the possibility of introducing her to the Urahara School of Spiritual Training and Candy Merchantile ahead of schedule.
>>25610839Tossing my vote in for this.
>>25610734>yfw Orihime takes our rejection too hard thinking you're just babying her and holds resentment for you mixed with her longing and eventually joins up with the Arancar for real and pairs with Grim because he reminds her of Ichigo
>>25610941It's the bone saw that really sells this image.
Seconding the lengthy write up posted from last night's thread that is now reported.
>>25610839This but a moment of silence afterwards as we take one last look at her massive rack, a single tear rolling down our reddened face.
>>25610968That would be an awesome character development arc. I kinda want to see if it could happen now.
>>25610877What about your anger and/or sorrow?
>>25610734Begin screaming loudly about how this is all a dream and none of this is real.
>>25610975You should check out Skullgirls then. It's good fighten'
>>25610998Come on man I gotta keep something in pocket for next time.Also Cosgrove I love you and this quest.
>>25610997>>25610968... you have my attention.We've already ran this thing off the rails, might as well go full tilt.also someone should do a homebrew of Bleach. Not that I'd have anyone to play with here...
>>25611036I too love Cosgrove and this quest, were we to meet I would hope he would ask us all if we wanted to get snow cones, and we would respond "oh boy, do we!" And then we would go to the spackle museum with our sno-I am rambling again.
>>25611092And then we would all roll 1's, then 20's ensuring the deathss of no less than 12 bystanders and ourselves when we do a combat check to eat our snowcones.
>>25611071>implying any GM could be as KUBO as KUBO.Seriously, he'd be the worst fucking DM.fetish-insertion, metagaming, dice-fudging, asspulls, DMPCs, and a BBEG that literally cannot die.However, it'd be fun as shit playing that game.
I feel it's important to note that the Tatsuki route has just been tabled indefinitely, for obvious reasons.
>>25611071There's a 3.5 hack for Bleach. It's about as Wuality as you'd expect. Still, it's got some balance. http://bleachd20.wikidot.com/
>>25611071There have been some suggestions in the past of modding NWoD for bleach. Geist & Key as Shinigami & Zanpakuto, Mage as Quincy , etc
>>25611167Thanks; I'll see if I can make some friends in Gainesville, then learn how to properly pen and paper.
>>25611141Speaking of Kubo Kuboing, is Tatsuki still just a vanilla Ichigo-spirit-boosted mortal, or has she been rest conned into a Quincy über powerful spy yet? Haven't really kept up with bleach since the beginning of the fullbring arc...
>>25611201...Florida?'cause I live down 275 from you, if so. 'bout 2 and a half hours, though.
>>25611213She's still just the less obvious lesbian friend.
>>25611231>lesbian>implying Tatsuki doesn't have a thing for Ichigo
>>25611213don't feel too bad; I quit after the Soul Society arc and only recently got back into it thanks to Toonami. I really need to catch up.>>25611228Yep, Florida. Moved here from Orlando for work and there is jackshit to do here and even the locals all know it.
>>25611246>implying she doesn't want the giant jugs that mysteriously levitate near Ichigo
>>25611213I'm still betting on her getting a spinoff.There's just too much foreshadowing but not enough time.
So I'm new to /tg/, are we waiting for something before the actual game starts?
Rolled 19>>25611282>inb4 1 spam
>>25611274as long as the animu can get picked back up so they can finish the damn thing first>>25611282Read OP; only roll when prompted.
>>25611263>implying she's not bisexual, and wants them bothAnd she rationalizes it to herself with the Golden Rule.
>>25611274I doubt it. Aside from spinoffs being uncommon(though not unheard of) the manga's popularity has dropped too much to be able to get a spinoff.
>>25611307and that's how the best harems are formed.If we get both Orihime AND Yoruichi, we get two free girls, guys. Waifu bargain bin sale?
>>25611336>no more games>no more animu>just a slow death as Kubo puts the final strokes on his stark white "masterpiece"
>>25611344>Tatsuki>bargain binBitch I will fucking cut you.
>>25611383 Other way around, then?I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult your waifu.
>>25611344Yoruichi's just a flirt like Minerva Mink.No, the only true choice is Rukia since Orihime will throw herself at you until you're old and grey even though she's married.waiting for updates is suffering
>>25611367>the final page is completely blank>the only thing on it is BLEACH
>>25611383Is the term "buy one get one free" more acceptable? Actually, thats probably a more accurate description.
Look! I'm contributing!I say let her down easy. We're currently not looking for a relationship and we don't want to put her at risk. That's what superheros do and all that. We make sure those that care about us our safe. (Also, didn't we kinda just meet? It looks like at best we were acquaintences. This head over heels love thing seems a bit quick if you ask me.)As for the whole relationship thing, I don't really like Harem Ends because it seems trite.I'm also against metagaming in who we shack up with, as well. We should just let who has the best chemistry with us choose who we end up banging. Especially if it's someone from the left field.
>>25611440We shall shack up with Chad. For he is pure.
>>25611440Oh. And I second the idea of getting Kon a sexy girl body and tossing him/her at Chizuru.Also, we need to give the whole group crazy ghost powers. Chad, Orihime, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizushiro (or whatever his name is), even Chizuru.This, of course, will be for the best, I think.
>>25611463Ah. Bleach Quest Yaoi End seems to already have some traction, doesn't it?
>>25611463>Chad>pure>implying he wasn't fucking the shit out of all the Shinigami bitches he could find off-screen during SS
>>25611440>Also, didn't we kinda just meet? It looks like at best we were acquaintences.We're classmates I believe, and she's been nursing a crush on us for an indeterminate amount of time prior to this.
>>25610734>gasp and stammer, then move in for the kiss
>>25611506Three years or so. Since her brother died.
>started reading and watching bleach for this quest>Rukia is annoying at first>I quickly warm up to her>grow very fond of her>why is she so perfect>she is now my waifuI have never felt this low... please someone make it end. I never wanted this.
>[X] Let down rejection speech.Staring at her, you search your feelings, but.. You’re not entirely sure how you feel. These last few days have turned you life upside down, but you should still be honest with her."Alright, that's... wow. I'm flattered, and honestly I think I might.... I'm not sure about love but-"You pause, hanging your head before continuing."I'm going to come right out and say it. I think you're great, and I won't pretend you aren't attractive, but the last couple of days started with me getting beaten to death and then getting super-powers. I can't tell you how weird it's been because I don't know a scale that operates on a level that absurd. It's less like getting nudged out of my comfort zone and more 'getting shot into space'."I'm not saying no, but.... I'm somewhere weird right now. Both personally because of family secrets and.... well, you saw the other part earlier."You awkwardly scratch at the back of your head, trying to force out your feelings while not looking in her direction."It's more than just irresponsible, it's downright psychopathic to consider dragging someone into that. Maybe.... maybe we can talk and stuff, see if things calm down over he next few weeks.You look up at her, your face fixed in a serious look. "But I cannot, in good conscience, commit to anything. Especially not when it might endanger someone I care about. Or who cares about me for that matter."Taking a deep breath, you finish. “And I feel terrible saying this to you right now. It was really brave of you to just come out and say it like that, so promise me you'll hang onto that, alright?"You slump your shoulders, looking at her. She closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. You wait for a few uncomfortable moments before she opens her eyes again. You can’t tell anything from her emotionally, not yet.
>>25611595“I won’t say that it doesn’t hurt, being rejected. Nor that I understand what you’re feeling right now. But, as you said, you aren’t saying no. So, I’m not going to give up on you.”She raises a hand, cutting you off. “Please, let me finish. Ichigo-kun, you said things might be dangerous, but that’s not a good enough reason to give up on you. “I… I don’t want to look back at my life with only regrets. My last words to my brother, before that accident were out of anger. He’d gotten me some hair clips and I’d gotten angry over them for some stupid reason, and when he left it was on bad terms, and I’ve always regretted that my last words to him were like that.“So, even if its dangerous and I might be in danger I’m still going to try to reach you. If I don’t, and something does happen to you, or when you’re ready to let someone in and someone else is there, I’ll only be left with more regrets.“If the problem is I can’t defend myself, I’ll find someone to teach me. If I can’t do that, I’ll do it on my own.”She pauses, looking back at you. “And I don’t expect you to return my feelings just because I told you of them. All I want is for you to give me a chance. Be friends with me, get to know me. And if, eventually you still don’t feel the way I do, I’ll at least know that’s what you really feel.”She lets go of your hands and stands up.“Good night Ichigo.”She walks past you and you hear the door open and shut behind you, leaving you alone in your room.>actions?
>>25611585Shhh. Just let it happen.
So I'm new to /tg/, how does rolling work?
>>25611611I'd just like to point out, that according to canon, Orihime is a black belt. She knows how to defend herself. Unless you're being all metaphorical.Also, to the other participants, what do you guys feel about giving Ichigo's circle of friends weird, spooky ghost powers, as well?
>>25611611>take a moment of time to ourselves>continue staring at the floor>clench out fists as two tears stream down out cheeks>"godamn it...">spend some more time to collect ourselves before coming back down to dinner where we try and act "normal".
>>25611667metaphoricalThese are ghosts, blackbelt don't mean shit to ghosts.
>>25611667Including the shouting idiot and the black haired playa? They did a filler arc where Kisuke did that. Might be interesting as a basis for their powers.
>>25611667Supposedly all of Ichigo's classmates introduced by name, pre SS were supposed to have powers but the editors or someone like that rushed Kubo so they got missed out
>>25611667>Ghosts>Giving a shit about a black beltlaughinghollows.jpg
>>25611611>actions?Slump back on bed. Start at ceiling. Try not to think of Orihime sneaking back into our room...take cold shower and head back to bed.
>>25611623I am 25 and I have my first waifu... from an anime, who isn't even a main character. I hate this, but fuck me if she doesn't come off as someone who would be great to be around. Constant monster murder aside.>>25611667You can't really karate judo super sentai jump kick a Spooky Ghost(tm). I for one hope she grows colder and goes Arrancar like suggested earlier.
>>25611712I am entirely unsurprised. Kinda bummed we didn't get to see it though...
>>25611713Wasn't there an episode prior to Chad getting powers where he beats the shit out of a Hollow with his bare hands? I mean yeah "latent powers" were probably involved, but still, he beat the shit out of a ghost with his bare hands.
>>25611705Especially the shouting idiot. And the psychotic lesbian.
>>25611755That's Chad bro. he is magical and shit so it doesn't count.
>>25611753>turns out Ichigo was just a cleaver distraction to get Aizen's focus, the real heroes were his retarded friend and the lesbian all along.
>>25611753Yeah me too>>25611755He also had a power pole that he ripped out of the ground, didn't he?
>>25611772They had fun powers, especially the lesbian. Also, I'm new to /tg/, do we roll with our post numbers?
>>25611799read the sticky and then read OP
>>25611799It's the first line of the sticky which is the first thread on the first page, the one with the kitten picture
>>25611799What type of powers did they have? Might be easier on Cos to work with what was already laid out.
Guys guys, back on topic.
>>25611830So do I use 2d6 or 5d42?
>>25611694... so we have to find someone to teach her magic karate?Perhaps Yoruichi could teach her and Tatsuki Hakuda? Or whatever the fancy unarmed style she uses is?
>>25611878Read the roll call when he calls for a roll.
>>25611878Use what you're asked for
>>25611865Basically the lesbian got more powerful the hornier she got, and then raped a bunch of female enemies, and Tatsuki got Falco Punch. Can't remember what the shouting guy did.
>>25611903>>25611905Thanks. Sorry for not reading the sticky ahead of time.
>>25611585>almost the exact same story>except it's about a pornstar I like who cosplayed as Rukia, so I started watching the show to get context
>>25611899I'm thinking it'll probably be another of Urahara's associates. Heck, maybe the vizards will show up comically early and we can get the barrier dude to help her out. And learn self hollowification before heading to SS the first time.
>>25611924>except it's about a pornstar I like who cosplayed as RukiaDetails NOW
>>25610941I want Yoruichi with us, personally - if Soi Fon wants any of that, she'l,l have to settle for sharing, or getting nothing
>>25611949THEY ALREADY HAVE!
>>25611743>Constant monster murder aside.>implying the monster murder doesn't make her even hotterWhat are you, some kind of fag?
>>25611924>A pornstar cosplayed as Rukia.Be back in a minute guys. I got to go feed my dogs yeah.
>>25611927>>25611726NOWe need to eat.>>25611960>NTRing Soi FonTruely you people are worse than hitler.
>>25611974Not if shit's constantly coming after you just by association.You need to think these things through.
>>25611986WE FUCKING DID.
>>25611611Check to see if anyone listened in on thisPlease be Yoruichi!
>>25611956Ellie Idol.>>25611975It wasn't for a shoot or anything, apparently she just actually likes the character.
>So, what's the game plan?
>>25611964I am aware. The point was that we have a wide range of options available already. And I don't think Yoruichi is the best mentor for Orihime given her powers. Could be entertaining though, so I'll back off.
>>25611755Yes but Chad is stupidly strong for a human. Like seriously crazy fucking strong. Orihime COULD punch a Hollow, but I don't think she would have anything close to enough force behind her blows to really hurt it.Remember, martial arts are for fighting humans. Karate doesn't teach you how to fight giant murder-ghosts which more often than not are only semi-humanoid at best.
>>25611986I'm being merciful - I'm giving her an option to spend time with Yoruichi.Otherwise, if I wasn't so kind, I would be all for just going after her and ignoring whatever Soi Fon would feel about it.
>>25612018That is awesome. There is not words.
>>25612032Still voting on checking out if anyone listened in on this.We need to calm down, a little, before anything else happens.
>>25612032Get some sleep.
>>25611998>not wanting to be rescued by your badass girlfriendI repeat my question. What are you, some kind of fag?
>>25612032Sleep until something happens or morning, whichever comes first
>>25612032No idea. Practice spirit sensing until we either fall asleep or get board and try out that Pez stuff.
Rolled 6>>25612032Reiatsu detection, then sleep.
>>25612032Lament the absurdity of our situation, attempt sleep.Maybe tomorrow will be less batshit crazy (hah, who am I kidding? We both know the kubo train has no breaks).
>>25612044>Karate doesn't teach you how to fight giant murder-ghostsPffft. Look at this casual.
>>25611960>>25611986 I want Soi fon as much as Yoruichi, though.Can't we make her happy, too?
>>25612032We should go talk to Rukia>Rukia is at the Soul Society... probably being KUBO'd due to her forbidden knowledge. Gin is going to have to regretfully mercy kill her to keep his plan in place.Well shit. I guess we try meditating. Maybe try and talk to the Old Man in black.
>>25612072>What could go wrong with letting Kon out of the bag?Actually, isn't he something that Rukia would exterminate on sight (or at least confiscate) if she had her full powers? Might be a problem down the road.
>>25612130To achieve that we must first master the cat-fu.
>>25612138This. We learn more about this fucker as much as we can. He is in our soul, he powers our sword, we want him to be our best fucking friend.
>>25612138>Talk to the Old Man in black.That's a very good idea.
>>25611712I've also heard, although I have no confirmation, that Soul Society was supposed to be a great big finale, and the series was gonna end on a "Rukia is rescued, our heroes go back to what they were doing before, the adventure continues!" type of note, but the editors said "Fuck that, the series is a gold mine and you will write MORE, DAMMIT!".
>>25612167 100% down with that, so long as we DO go after Soi Fon once the cat is in the sack-I meanbag.
>>25612161Why would she do that? She's the one that kept him after he was recalled.
>>25612138Seconding this. For how much Hat and Clogs was talking about getting buddy buddy with our murder knife, it'd probably be a good idea to see what's good with him. Provided it's not too late. Maybe bring him a Rubix Cube somehow.
>>25612032Pull Rukia out of our closet and tell her that she's bunking with our sisters and Orihime.
>>25612138>talk to the old man in blackWRONG! Talk to the cool black and white version of ourselves. He's where the cool powers comes from.
>>25612138Yeah, go for it. We need to talk to Zangetsu more. It annoyed me in canon that while Soul Reapers had a close bond with their Zanpakuto, Ichigo almost never talked to Zangetsu unless he needed a powerup.
>>25612226We haven't even met him yet.>>25612217>"Rukia I... I need you. To warm up my bed for me while I shower."In any case she's not here right now.
>>25612193No, you were right the first time.
>>25612138>[X] Ask Zangetsu for relationship advice
>>25612264>we haven't even met him yetWe clearly need to fix that. Going to the old man probably would though, so I'll keep my mouth shut.
>>25612237Same here; he was no better than Kenpachi... although Kenpachi was plenty badass on his own.Zangetsu is forever bored and annoyed. We need to check up on him from time to time.
So, detection test, talk to murderknife, and then sleep?I can get behind this.
>>25612264>she's not here right now.Actually, my point was that we have no idea when she was coming back. Might be a week. Might have happened while we were training. We dunno...
>>25612226>implying we know anything about that yet.Actually, we should ask the old man about that mask, and what exactly that did to our soul, because Catmidget was freaking the fuck out when it did happen.If she's freaking badly enough to pull a sword on us, then we need to learn more about that shit.>>25612275Also this. if Juha Bach from a thousand years ago is that fucking cool, he's had to have had some amazing experiences, and we need his advice.We could tell him that our minds being in disarray from romantic troubles will only make us fight worse.
>>25612275> Zangetsu what if this girl with GIANT and I do mean giant cans has a crush on you, but you want to go after a cat, someone you don't know exists yet, and a girl you constantly fight with and have known for less than a week?>... leave this place and never return>We lose our powers>Try and go full Quency>Rukia mercy kills us>Quest Over
>[X] Try to spirit sense>[X] Try to talk to old man ZangetsuYou clench your fists, unaware how to deal with the situation with Inoue. You take deep breaths, trying to calm yourself.You sit down, and decide to center yourself with feeling out with your sixth sense. Afterwards, you try to reach that inner world where your Zanpakuto spirit, Zangetsu, resides.>roll me 2d20, the first is for spirit detection, the second for trying to meditate and reach OMZ>also, what the fuck Captcha: declaration nailble
>>25612347>girl you constantly fight withWe like our girls feisty.
Rolled 4, 7 = 11>>25612372H-here I go!
Rolled 8, 7 = 15>>25612372Here. We. Go!
>inb4 Real Zangetsu
Rolled 20, 1 = 21>>25612372
Rolled 12, 2 = 14>>25612347
>>25612347>forgetting TatsukiIt'd be more like>Zangetsu, what if this girl with GIANT and I do mean giant cans has a crush on you, but you're interested in another girl, who was giving Tits McGee advice on how to seduce you earlier?>Wait, why are you asking me?>Well, I figured, you're a sword, phallic imagery, you'd be a great sex guru.>What is wrong with you?>I may or may not have been kicked in the head by my father on a daily basis since a rather young age.
>>25612032Check immediate surroundings. Chill. Sleep.>>25612215Man up, pussy. Nothing to cry about yet.
Rolled 4, 1 = 5>>25612372Move those dice!
Rolled 12, 1 = 13>>25612372
Rolled 16, 19 = 35>>25612372Rollan'
>>25612406So apparently...that just cancelled everything.>>25612422>>25612424You fucking bastards.
Rolled 20, 1 = 21>>25612372Lets do this thingsorry for cluttering with shitposting
Rolled 11, 9 = 20>>25612372
>>25612406WELP.No inner peace for us!
>>25612406I don't even know how to feel about this
Rolled 1, 3 = 4>>25612406>>25612408Oh dear lord here we go again.
Rolled 20, 17 = 37>>25612372Is KUBO TIME?
Rolled 17, 15 = 32>>25612410THE DIE IS CAST!
>>25612406>>25612422>>25612424>>25612439Well, we aren't sleeping tonight. That's for sure.
Rolled 19, 17 = 36>>25612406>>25612422>>25612424>>25612439I'm sorry Ichigo, your Zanpakuto is in another Soul Reaper.
>>25612453There goes one nat20...
Rolled 17, 11 = 28>>25612406>>25612422>>25612424>>25612439And then Ichigo's sword gave him the silent treatment. Forever.
>>25612462>Zangetsu has jumped on the Orihime Waifu train>He's fucking pissed at us>Roll for combat
>>25612439>>25612406... what are the fucking odds?
>>25612496And he's laughing on the chat I'm in with him. WELP.
>>25612483It would appear our sword is a tit man.
>>25612496You are assuming that we didn't just obliterate our Zanpaktu...
>>25612496Fuck him we're going delicious brown yoruichi, if it's the last thing we do.
Rolled 3, 18 = 21>>256125061 in 160,000 I think.
>>25612549Isn't it 1 in 256?
>>25612521Oh god. Did the old man decide that he had to kill the "real" Zangetsu because Ichigo couldn't be allowed to become an overpowered shinigami? Because that would fit too well.
>>25612575Disregard that. I'm an idiot.
>>25612581He just laughed and other people are saying "Do it! Do it!"
>>25612581No. We found geryscale Ichigo.
Rolled 1, 7 = 8Here we go...
>>25612439>>25612406>Detect all the spirits> Zangetsu is pissed at us for turning down his waifu and the next time we go Reaper mode we don't have a swordthis quest needs some fan art
Rolled 10, 11 = 21Shouldn't our sword be all about Rukia?
>>25612506The odds of any one roll getting the specific combination of 20, 1 are 1 in 400. The odds of rolling that specific combo twice within the first 10 rolls are... very fucking low.
Rolled 8, 10 = 18>>25612406>>25612422>>25612424>>25612439The hardest part is that I have no idea how this much fail can be fluffed for doing almost nothing.I mean... do we mentally shout at Zangetsu so loudly we kill him? Do we focus so hard that we shatter our Soul Reaper power into itty bitty tiny fragments?I mean, it can't just be "nothing happens" after 4 nat 1s.
>>25612521>>25612593What the shit are you talking about?
>>25612593what is this magical chat land?share with us the best ofs>>25612581FFFFFFFFFFWell I guess we where getting too much power too quickly... after all>>25612394Ok I really need to catch up.
>>25612625Nah, it just wants to be king. Doesn't care about the waifu-wars yet.
>>25612645They appear to be in a chat with the OP, and are commenting on his reaction.
>>25612645I'm in a chatroom Cos is in, too. He started laughing at >>25612496 >>25612646Sorta not that public of a chat. Sorry.
>>25612638I'm pretty sure that we either broke our sword (yay sudden fullbringer arc), or we're about to meet Hollowchigo. We are looking for Zangetsu after all...
Rolled 17, 10 = 27>>25612604I think this makes pretty good sense. So now the only course of action is to shout "WHERE'S ZNAGETSU!" at him for 30 minutes.
>20>1.…x4You try to reach out with your sixth sense. In your house you feel your sisters’ and Inoue’s presences. Faintly, you feel presences that remind you of Chad and Tatsuki.And, for half a moment, you feel a hollow’s Reiatsu…along with a muted presence that reminds you of your mother…Letting go of your sixth sense, you try to reach the inner world, but as you think you reach it, you hear what sounds like rain before what feels like a barrier is erected, and you feel like you’re barred from the place, you feel a strong sense of discontent pointed at you. For amoment you hear his voice.“Ichigo, What is ‘Zangetsu’ to you? A toy?”And, then, silence.>actions?
>>25612686>>25612604This actually makes decent sense. I mean after that kind of roll something has to happen, just not what we were expecting. And this would be pretty unexpected.
>>25612695"It's a badass sword, obviously."YOUR MOVE, BADASS SWORD.
>>25612695"Honestly? I don't know yet. It's only been two days, and I'm still nearly completely lost here."
>>25612695.... Try to enter shinigami mode. I have a nasty feeling our sword won't be there.
>>25612695Our eyes snap open and we gasp in a panic. Shit we'll need to go back to the shop and figure out what that was all about. Maybe he was trying to sleep or something. Fuck.Slowly drift into sleep for a supremely shitty night since we probably couldn't deal with that Hollow ourselves right now. Fuck.also I guess Chad's alive after all.
>>25612695Jump off the roof of your house and see if your powers activate.
>>25612695"I don't know what Zangetsu is... I don't know what I am. You're here because of the memories in my spirit... I thought you would know..."
Rolled 9>>25612695[X] ApologizeAll of you people saying Zangetsu would be destroyed...the dude's pretty badass.
>>25612695"I wouldn't know just yet. I don't make judgements that quickly, especially when I don't know the guy I'm talking to that well."
>>25612695"A partner. One who helps me defend those who cannot defend themselves."
>>25612695WE ARE THE ARM OF JUSTICE! IT IS OUR DUTY TO DEFEND THOSE WHO CANNOT AGAINST THE GHOST MINACE!SUPER SENTAI GHOST POWERS... ACTIVATE!... FUCK OUR SWORD IS GONE! PANIC!
Rolled 2>>25612695[X] Well, you live inside my head, so... a part of me?
Rolled 7>>25612695Kubo time.
>>25612695"No, not a toy. But I don't know 'Zangetsu' well enough to know what he is to me yet. He's more than just a sword, but is he a good guy or bad? Does he have a sense of humor? Can I make his existence more comfortable somehow? Can he teach me or at least help make some of this makes make more sense...? I want to get to know him better, so I can figure out what he is to me."
Rolled 12Methinks we need to talk to an expert about how you apologize to your sword.Maybe while trying to scratch a certain cat's ears
>>25612695>"Yes?"Time to break the setting.
>>25612695"Shut the fuck up. What? YOU CANT GET A DANCE, NIGGA I DONT EVEN KNOW YA”
>>25612810I like this.Let's go with this - it gets across that we're a little apologetic, by offering to try and help make his place nicer, while also trying to offer a dialogue.
>>25612695"Whatever the fuck I want it to be. I don't understand this too well, but apparently you need me alive, and I need your power, so unless you want to die, you better drop the shit and help me out."
>>25612695>...Zangetsu is a magic sword I got ahold of two days ago when someone just about killed me, and since then it's the only thing keeping me alive. I wouldn't call it a toy, but it's much more than just a sword. I have no idea what, or Who, Zangetsu is yet. I had hoped to come here and find out.
>>25612810This is good.
>>25612695That's a stupid as fuck question. A toy? Really? Because, obviously, the fuck huge sword that helps beat angry, ravenously hungry ghosts with sweet tooth for their former loved-ones is a toy.
>>25612695Besides being something I've barely had any time to get to know, a grumpy old bastard
Pop a candy from the bunny peZ dispenser and investigate chad & hollow.
>>25612870Dude he's right there. It's rude to pretend otherwise.
>>25612890Running off to fight hollows is probably a bad idea when our hollow-killing sword is having an old-man grump fit.
>>25612890I thought we were sensing our fullbring, but I guess it could have been grand fisher. Still, let's finish halting to our sword/super-ego before we head out.
>[X] try to talk to ZangetsuSilence seems to permeate the room even worse than it did when Inoue left. It seems like you’ve offended Zangetsu somehow. Sitting down in a meditative pose, you try to focus back on the inner world to meet him.As you try to reach for it, you feel something blocking your way, like an insurmountable barrier.>[ ] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)>[ ] give up for now.
Rolled 27>>25612965>[ ] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)Full obstinate is GO. I just really want to see what I roll.
Rolled 17>>25612965>make things worse.Don't mind if I do.
Rolled 7>>25612695A partner to help us defend the weak. He is our budy-cop!
Rolled 22>>25612965>[x] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)
Rolled 96>>25612965BREAK IT DOWN!!
Rolled 93>>25612976How disappointing. Didn't even break 30.
Rolled 54>>25612965"I don't have time for this, old man!"
Rolled 62>>25612965Giga...Drill... BREAKER!
Rolled 11>>25612965ZANGETSU>Rolled 1
Rolled 3>>25612965Communication is very important.
Rolled 21>>25612965[X] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)Bitch this is my mind.
Rolled 65>>25612965OUR NAME IS ICHIGO! WE DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!
Rolled 34>>25612965BREAK DOWNlike an explosion, we'll get there.
Rolled 33>>25612987>>25612989Huh.>>25612983Check yo dice.
Rolled 61>>25612965My roll is the roll that pierces the heavens
Rolled 28>>25612965>[X] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)
>>25612981So, this is the one Cos's taking, right?
Rolled 7>>25612983Quick, we need drawfaggotry of Ichigo and Zangetsu as Crockett and Tubbs, stat!
Rolled 5>>25612965BREAK IT DOWN!
>>25612987Damn, too late.
Rolled 53>>25613007Well, that's... two 1's, I guess?
Rolled 52>>25613033Why the shit would he take that one when he's been doing 'best of' barring crits?
Rolled 2>>25612965Boom goes the barricade!
250 replies.Nothing has happened.Mfw.
Rolled 71>>25613061Best of 3, crits within 100.>>25612987 might be considered a crit, depending if Cos is accepting 1-5 an 99-100 as crits on a d100. He might only accept 1 and 100 as crits on a d100
Rolled 84>>25613061>Why the shit would he take that one when he's been doing 'best of' barring crits?Best of three, plus crits in first ten, right?Well.
Rolled 19>>25612965GET SOME!
Rolled 47>>25613105Shit, crits within 10, not 100, 10.
Rolled 64>>25612965Ram headfirst into the problem until the problem isn't there anymore!
>>25613105Pretty sure it's only 1 and 100. May well be wrong though.
>>25613100Oh god it's just like Bleach
>>25613129Also like Bleach.
Rolled 4>>25613100Well when each storypost is getting 20-30 replies each...>>25612965We're a magic man! We got magic... Hands...
>>25613153Well, we are trying to stay faithful to the spirit of the source material.
>>25613153The quest was too accurate.I'm bailing out before Soul Society.
>>25613105>>25613115>best of only first 3Fucking really? With the numbers here? I figured he was doing first 10 with crits extending to the next 10. 3 is too goddamn small. He might as well average them too while he's at it.
Rolled 51>>25612965>come back to thisOh christ guys what have you been doing
>>25613179>implying we'll ever go to Soul Society>implying that Soul Society (or the relevant elements there of) wont come to us
Rolled 9, 6 = 15>>25613185It is glorious however to see the dice fuck us so hard.
>>25613211We will have crit failed ourselves to death long before attempting to master Bankai.
>>25613185...we did tell you to read the first post...
>>25613205Rolling a very improbable amount of 1s on our "go have a chat with Zangetsu" roll.
>>25613231No, I was not told. I've been present for the past 3-4 thread & I guess I never noticed. Still doesn't change that taking results from such a small sample is retarded.
>>25612496this is now my head canon
>96You don’t give a damn if there’s a barrier there or not. That inner world is a part of you, and you’re going in there no matter what.With a fierce mental push you find yourself on the side of a skyscraper, in a sideways world. The sky above you is full of clouds that are down pouring.At the ‘top’ of the building is Zangetsu, staring down at you as lightning crackles overhead.“Ichigo”>action
>>25613364>FUCK YOU ZANGETSU GIVE ME POWER!!!
Rolled 2>>25613364"Sup? Want to go smash some shit to let out pent up aggression?"
>>25613364>>25613391This but with an added attempt to punch him.
>>25613364"Zangestu. Maybe we can talk now that you've done the petulant-child-slamming-his-door act?"
>>25613364ENGAGE IN HAND TO HAND
Rolled 69>>25613364"Cut the drama and tell me what's up."We just turned down a big breasted, and willing girl. He'd better have a damn good reason.
>>25613364Meet him with an icy stare"Old Man Zangetsu."
>>25613364Apologize.Get on your hands and knees and apologize for not treating Zangetsu as a partner.
Rolled 19>>25613364"What the hell is wrong with you that you're acting like a glump?"... and hell. Punctuate it with a sneak attack. Sure, he's our partner. But if he's gonna be like this, then he's gonna get the short end of the stick!
Rolled 4>>25613364Manly fistfight time?
>>25613413>He'd better have a damn good reason."I really like big titties. I mean, like, fucking love them."
>>25613364What's got you all pissy now?
Rolled 35>>2561318510/10 OP reading skill mang. You made a right proppa investment.
>>25613445How can a sword even motorboat breasts without cutting them?
>>25613364"I never said you where a toy, or a tool. I learned today that your a partner and a part of me. I don't know what I did to offend you but I'm sorry. I want to learn about you, communicate with you so we can work together."
Rolled 9>>25613364I HAVE COME FOR POWER OLD MAN! AND YOU'LL GIVE IT TO ME OR I -WILL- TAKE IT
>>25613409This beautiful response.
>>25613364"So why are you so pissed off, exactly? You do realize that I only found out about you like two days ago, and most of that time has been a full-auto blast of stunning revelations and life-and-death combat, so forgive me if I breached some taboo I had no idea existed."
Rolled 69>>25612965Zangetsu I think we need to sort our shit out.
Rolled 11Oh dear lord the description of the thread on sup/tg/
>>25613364"Zangetsu. Where the hell am I?"
>>25613484not nearly yelly enough to be Ichigo.
>>25613364"Zangetsu." Pause, see if he says anything on his own. If not- "I think there's been a misunderstanding here. I don't know what the hell you are, other than some sort of a magic sword. I mean, clearly more than that. But other than being some sort of representative stand-in for my weapon I'm not entirely sure who you are or why you're angry.""I can tell you this right now though: I don't consider any blade a toy. I'm starting to think you might be a dick, but that doesn't make the fact that you're a monster slaying sword that gives me super-powers any less true. Or any less awesome."
Rolled 1>>25613533Probably best to use this. Best not to piss Zangetsu off more than we did.
>>25613598DELETE THAT POSTDELETE THAT POST RIGHT THIS SECOND OR I SWEAR TO GOD ILL FUCKING KILL YOU DEAD
>>25613533>I don't consider any blade a toy. I'm starting to think you might be a dick, but that doesn't make the fact that you're a monster slaying sword that gives me super-powers any less true. Or any less awesome.How does this manage to sound both perfectly in character and hilariously out of character at the same time.Either way, I'm down.
Rolled 2>>25613598>>25613605>>25613613Don't overreact, guys.
>>25613613Fuck off. Deleting posts is bullshit.
Rolled 49>>25613598And then Zangetsu cuts off our dick and fucks everyone in our place.
>>25613598>rolled 1Apparently, pissing of Zangetsu is the way to go.
>>25613637You don't find it funny that we've successfully pissed off the only thing keeping us alive?
>>25613649>>25613598>>25613533>"Ichigo... I know you haven't known me... but I've always been here. Watching... And Orihime... SHE WAS THE RIGHT CALL AND YOU FUCKED IT ALL UP!">Roll for combat
Rolled 18dear god man this is amazing.
>>25613689After each sword slash "Those tits man! Why?"
Cosgrove, since you didn't ask us to roll, we don't have to take the results, right?Because I'd rather like to be able to actually, you know, USE our Zanpakuto in a Bleach quest.
>>25613714Well we could always go Quincy...
FUCK ZANGETSU, WE'RE ON A ROLL!! PUNCH HIM THE FUCK OUT AND SEE IF GREYSCALE IS MORE COOPERATIVE!!
>>25613741Or full hollow...I mean, Arrancar.
>>25613714Dude it has long been established that uncalled for rolls that result in crits count.
>>25613741Maybe.Actually, come to think of it, since he didn't say if we were rolling a 1d100 or a 1d20 (or 2d20), the rolls can't count, can they?
>>25613714see >>25613689Zangetsu just wants whats best for us. Not his fault we decided to take the superhero gig a step too far and miss out on stonking great tits.However, its our duty to enlighten him to the glory of DFC.
>>25613754Cool down man. We're not even sure if greyscale is gonna survive what happens next.
>>25613789>DFCTatsuki is NOT flat, she's a C Cup!Admittedly a Japanese C Cup is an American B Cup, so she's pretty small, but NOT FLAT!
>>25613792He's separate from the old man. There's no way we could kill him and the old man in one hit.
>>25613787It gets saved for the next applicable roll call for that type of die. Or at least it used to, Cos might have revised that...
>>25613789You mean delicious brown
>>25613807I though we agreed on going after all of them?
Fuck you Old Man Zangetsu! We'll get our own sword! With Blackjack! And Harems! As a matter of fact, forget the sword!
>>25613807 Soi Fon is a DFC. And so is Rukia. Both of which are fucking amazing options, by the way.
>>25613823We haven't met delicious brown yet, but when the time comes, yes.
>>25613818Oh, is suggesting the old man offs greyscale instead of focussing on teaching us a lesson. He already has access to Ichigo's banzai level speed, remember,
>>25613867But Greyscale is powerful enough to kill the old man if necessary. The only reason he didn't in the manga is because he didn't care.
>>25613857But the only delicious brown is Urahara's waifu
>>25613909Halibel and her fraccione is pretty tasty.
>>25613909Are they a thing? I always thought they were but they never quite seamed to 'seal' it, you know?
>[X] Ask Zangetsu why he’s angryYou look up at him and nod your head. “Zangetsu. "I think there's been a misunderstanding here. I don't know what the hell you are, other than some sort of a magic sword. I mean, clearly more than that. But other than being some sort of representative stand-in for my weapon I'm not entirely sure who you are or why you're angry."He holds up a sword in his left hand, it’s your sword, Zangetsu. In the other, he holds a generic looking katana.“Ichigo, in my right hand is a nameless blade, known as an Asauchi. It is a blade given to low ranking Shinigami who have not met their Zanpakuto. In my left is ‘me.’”He tosses you the blade in his right hand. “This should be sufficient enough for you.”A scowl crosses his face. “When a shinigami fights, it is alongside their zanpakuto as one supports the other. However, when you went to train, you had the option of visiting me. I do not condemn you for trying to improve yourself, but who knows you better than me?”He shakes his head. “No, the insulting part is when you fought that hollow. Rather than rely on me, you instead merely used me a supporting tool, preferring to rely on your Quincy abilities.“Considering after all you’ve heard about how important a Zanpakuto is to their Shinigami, can you not understand why I am displeased with you?”Holding up your shikai he tosses it over the edge of the building. “I can not give you this blade.”As it seems to plummet, a white figure grabs it, appearing out of midair. As it lands, it looks like a bleached copy of you, clad in white clothes, white skin, but its eyes are black with yellow irises.>[ ] Actions?>sorry for the delay, had to do dishes
All of you are thinking too small, we must pursue Unonoha! We get her and all others will be smiled into submission. Hranted that's just going how in the anime she was able to pressure her subordinate into trying on a tiny bakini.
>>25613909>not counting HallibelWhat the FUCK is wrong with you?>>25613935See, this man gets it. actually, I prefer Sung-sun the most out of all her fracciones. That snark, thatpetit frame, yet not-flat chest, that snake-girl mode...>>25613946for the sake of this quest, we'd better hope not.
>>25613947"so coach me through this fight?"
Rolled 2>>25613947>Compliment his looks.Rolling to seduce.
>>25613947Okay smart guy then who's that handsome fellow?
>>25613947"Holy shit who the hell is that guy?! I thought only you and I could be here!"
>>25613947>it looks like a bleached copy of you"Wait, was that the title drop? I waited nine episodes for this crap!?"
>>25613947This looks funRemember the miniboss in the Water Temple Ichigo, it is time to face your shadow, and his weapon is better than yours.So beat him by being smart, don't use Quincy powers, beat him with skill and creativity, now is the time to use your head, and not just fight with instinct
>>25613947Fist bump him and ask for the blade. Say something like "Lets blow this old faggot off".
Rolled 6>>25613947>Hit on greyscale Ichigo
Rolled 14>>25613947Rolling two things. First is to Detect Spiritual Powers. Right. Fucking. Now. Second is to seduce.
>>25613947Fuck you sword you are a tool so shut the fuck and give me your power.
>>25613969Oh yeah, I completely forgot that Hallibel existed
Rolled 14>>25614013And WOW, I fucked up. That's Detect, this is the second thing I mentioned.
Rolled 17>>25613961She's Zaraki's predecessor.
Rolled 17>>25613947The fuck am I standing there for?
Rolled 5>>25613947Seduce. No it isn't gay it's masturbation.
Rolled 6>>25613984Rolling to support.
>>25613947Ask the clone if he wants to trainalso tell OMZ that weve only fought a few times and we want to be balanced our sword just leveled up but we only know the basic of our Quincy powers
>>25613947"Hey you guys want to hang out or something?"
Rolled 16>>25613961She'd savage our boypussy so badly we'd never walk again. Even after she healed us.
Rolled 4>>25614032I'm afraid Ichigo is not enough of a narcissus.
>>25613946That's because getting married is for saps. Why buy the cow and all that. Or at least that's Yoruichi's line of thought. I mean if she actually MARRIED Kisuke she'd have to put up with his shit all the time. As it is now she can just take off when she gets sick of him, come back after she's had a chance to calm down, then take off again the next time he pisses her off, and so on.>>25613998>Technically the title refers to the fact that Ichigo's hair is roughly the color that results from a Japanese guy with normal Japanese hair bleaching said hair. This has caused the poor kid no end of trouble in his fifteen years, as everyone automatically assumes he's a badass delinquent who belongs in Cromartie.
Rolled 6>>25613947THREEEEE WAAAYYYYYY
>>25614032>>25614012>>25613984goddamn it guys
Rolled 7>>25614029>>25614025DUBS>He shakes his head. “No, the insulting part is when you fought that hollow. Rather than rely on me, you instead merely used me a supporting tool, preferring to rely on your Quincy abilities.Huh, wh-WHOA.That's change.
>>25613947Well who is this handsome delve ?
Rolled 13>>25614007Agreed. I'm sure there's some really clever thing that we can do. Especially since we're dealing with inner hollow bad guy us.Better weapon, check. More powerful then us? Probably.In fact, rolling for detect Spiritual... whatever. What is his power level?
Rolled 30>>25614056>>25614032>>25614031>>25614032I think we have our action.
Rolled 16>>25614058Also in favor of Zangetsu "giving" us his "blade"
>>25614072Good, bad we the Ichigo with the blunt
Rolled 12>>25613947>>25614041Rolling to seduce greyscale Ichigo/hang out with our copy and Zangetsu.Aizen: No, Ichigo. What you failed to grasp is that your waifu was inside you all along
>Zangetsu throws the sword that represents him off the buildingDid he just commit suddoku?
>>25613947"You know me. So I presume you know exactly how I'm going to resolve this...""Too fucking bad. I'm going to use that sword, so we can either be civil about this or I can just start giving out beatdowns until you agree with me."
>>25614100"I always figured Tatsuki was secretly kinky."
Rolled 8>>25614100Zangetsu is a girl? Add her to the list.
>>25614085"Sorry pal, but I'm out of your league... AND I PERFER MY REDHEADS HAVE BIGER TITS EEEEAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
>>25613947"Well that's creepy looking. So I'm secretly crazy and you're siding with a more pro-shinigami alternate personality?" Don't wait for confirmation, flip out immediately.Pointedly ignore him and turn towards Zangetsu. "I'm sorry that you are pissed about me using my Quincy abilities, but they're as natural as breathing to me while you're a sword I barely know how to use. Yes, you're supposed to be my partner, but I fail to see how that means I'm not allowed to use any other advantage I might have. Especially when I'm trying to keep my friends from getting eaten and I'm getting my ass kicked!""So fine, I'm a shitty partner. You were there when I spoke to Urahara right? Specifically to get training to use my Shinigami powers THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. Because dammit, I have a super-powerful sword I don't know how to use, and that's stupid.
Rolled 9>>25614145"I-it's not like I want t-to hold your sword in my hands, i-idiot!"
Rolled 19>>25614131>Zangetsu is a girlSuddenly the mood swing and instant jealousy when we use other powers makes perfect sense!
>>25613961I can be ok with this.I can definitely be ok with this.Getting a thing for older women has to be natural, in this setting
Rolled 98So Cosgrove, it seems we've reached a conclusion. GIVE THEM THE D!!
>>25614197I'd make a comment to defend my gender if I didn't find myself doing that shit not more than two days ago.Also Cosgrove is probably writing the next response which I will probably miss because bed.At the rate we're going though we'll end up making passes at every single NPC and having a vague grasp of all our powers before we actually need to do anything substantial.
>>25614145How about this? This seems logical. Which is why it'll never work, Logic? in Bleach? Full Kubo? bwahahahahah
>>25614227.......No. Not now, not ever. I'll board the all the bitches train, but we're not fucking a sword.
>>25614240>inb4 we roll to seduce Aizen and get a Nat20
>>25614131If a creepy talking cat can be quality waifu material, I don't see why a creepy talking old man sword can't
>>25614254>not fucking your swordCasual
Am I the only one that doesn't want us to become a vizard?I mean, that seems like hack OP powers and bullshit that kinda made me throw my hands up and be all: u wut m8?
Rolled 19>>25614227so close
>>25614254You don't want her cross guard caressing your hilt?
>>25614256It was the one thing he couldn't plan for... love.it bloomed on the battlefield... and his heartand then his butt
>>25614268The cat is actually a hot brown chick.
>>25614276>Implying we haven't alreadyDon't you remember? We accidentally a hollow mask after we died.
Rolled 73>>25614145Voting for this.>Rolled 1Again.
So it's clearly a choice between>>25614145And Seducing. I vote seduce, what about you?
>>25614283i'd let sode no shirayuki's crossguard caress my hilt. and my blade. and her sheathe. and I'm running out of sword metaphors that make sense, but you get the point.
>[ ] Who the hell is this guy?>[ ] Detect Spiritual energyAs you look on in shock, you turn to Zangetsu. “Hey, who the hell is this guy, I though only you and I were here?”Your mirror image smiles sadistically. “Hey now, that’s insulting, partner!” You try to focus on him, but the only thing you detect from him is your own overflowing spiritual energy.Keeping an eye on your double, you look at Zangetsu. "I'm sorry that you are pissed about me using my Quincy abilities, but they're as natural as breathing to me while you're a sword I barely know how to use. Yes, you're supposed to be my partner, but I fail to see how that means I'm not allowed to use any other advantage I might have. Especially when I'm trying to keep my friends from getting eaten and I'm getting my ass kicked!“So fine, I'm a shitty partner. You were there when I spoke to Urahara right? Specifically to get training to use my Shinigami powers THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. Because, damn it, I have a super-powerful sword I don't know how to use, and that's stupid.”Zangetsu nods his head. “If you truly mean what you say, take Zangetsu back without using any of your Quincy abilities. Your opponent is yourself.”Goddamn it? What the hell is it with everyone and having some sort of test for you lately? Your double smiles sadistically at you, waiting on an answer.>[ ] Fight for the right to have a kickass sword (1d20)>[ ] Don't fight, you won't raise a hand against your own sword>[ ] write in
Rolled 15>>25613947"No Ichigo. You are the swords."And then Ichigo was a Shirou.
>>25614293Yes, and we can't prove that Zangetsu isn't a hot brown chick.captcha: craveth spdamaSee? Captcha agrees with me, too.
>>25614316We're a teenage boy, but we don't need to try and whip our dick out at any and everything. We need to try and play with a straight face at least a little otherwise this will just end up a shitty date/ DQuest and there's more than enough creepy japanese simulators for that.
>>25613947Ok, when this thread ends I'm begging you to explain this turn of events OP. given the recent chapters I would have expected the Old Man to have encouraged Ichigo to find alternative self-improvement routes than strengthening his shinigami powers...or maybe this is just something I never really grokked about the Old Man...
Rolled 10>>25614328SEDUCE GREYSCALE!!!!
Rolled 14>>25614328>>[x] Fight for the right to have a kickass sword (1d20)Why not, it's not like anything else has made sense lately.
Rolled 10>>25614328>[ ] Fight for the right to have a kickass sword (1d20)"You know, I could be cuddling with a smoking hot girl with massive tits right now. That fact that I'm putting up with this bullshit should tell you how serious I am about this."
>>2561433315, that's good.Let's show tsundere sword what we're made of.
>>25614333>UBW bankai"So, you have a hall of swords, Byakuya? Look before you: I have an endless armory of them!Do you have enough swords, captain of squad six?!"
Rolled 4>>25614328[X] SeduceIf all else fails, PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
>>25614328>[x] Don't fight, you won't raise a hand against your own sword"This is stupid, Zangetsu. If either of us is going to act like an idiot teenager it should be me, not you."
Rolled 20>>25614328>>[ ] Ignore dublicate and bitchslap the old man
Rolled 1>>25614352>We're a teenage boy>we don't need to try and whip our dick out at any and everythingThese statements are heavily conflicting.
Rolled 11>>25614359OP might not be going down the whole "Old Man Zangetsu isn't our real Zanpakuto" bullshit that Kubo just pulled.
Rolled 3>>25614328>take Zangetsu back>without using any of your Quincy abilitiesTime to seduce.
Rolled 20>>25614328"Partner? Godamn it I don't want to fight you partner... or... me... WHATEVER! But if that's what it takes to get us square, you're godamn right I'm going to do it..."
>>25614395Change to this.
Rolled 6>>25614328>[X] Fight for the right to have a kickass sword (1d20)
>>25614395I love you>>25614403And I don't like you
Rolled 17>>25614363This as a joke, then fight with your head
>>25614395>>25614403Nice job guys.
Rolled 4>>25614395>>25614403Listen to the dice gods and SEDUCE
>>25614411EVERYONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP ROLLING
Rolled 17>>25614328this>>25614395Old man is a cunt
Rolled 14, 14 = 28>>25614372Imma roll for fighting for the sword.And the second roll is to say that.
>>25614395WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
Rolled 18>>25614411Time for a fist fight.
Rolled 17>>25614411It's not in the first ten rolls guys, calm down.
>>25614395>>25614411Well then...there's no way starting a fight with two people who outclass you in every respect won''t end with you dead...er No way. Nat 20's are alwys good... right?
>>25614411We have a 20, for the love of all things holy, everyone stop rolling.
>>25614386Oh god. UBW would be so fucking double-hax broken in the Bleach universe. Pretty much EVERYTHING is about people using their unique magical swords to one-up each other in terms of bullshit asspull powers.
>>25614411The Twelfth Roll or What You Will...
Rolled 13>>25614328>[ ] Fight for the right to have a kickass sword (1d20)Fine. We're going to end up defaulting to beating everyone & everything into compliance at this rate.
>>25614333First roll>>25614395eighth roll>>25614403ninth roll>>25614406tenth>>25614411twelfth, unusable.
Rolled 20>>25614328LET HIM COME TO US.OUR EVERY SUCCESS IN COMBAT HAS BEEN DEFENSIVE.
Rolled 16>>25614457There's a fic for that. Mostly.
> for those of you who are actually not just being a dickass and are ehre for the quest, I'm going to tell you I'm currently going to ignore all inane seduce posts and their rolls unless it makes sense for Ichigo to do so.
>>25614457>asspull powersCall it retarded but Kubo planned this shit about Ichigo from the start. There's tons of really insane foreshadowing.
>>25614480Since the bank broke this roll is WASTED!Just sayin'...
>>25614372We're NOT going with Orihime, dammit.Don't you dare take the other options away from me
Rolled 15, 2 = 17>>25614474I don't know... this one didn't have an action tied to it. >>25614403Or this one...>>25614333
Rolled 12>>25614493Thanks Cosgrove. It was getting a little out of hand
>>25614493Damn, I honestly thought it would help, but whatever, we rolled 2 20s to kick ass so it don't really matter.
>>25614493Thank you, blessed Cosgrove.
>>25614457Except for Aizen's sword. If Shirou saw that, he'd already be affected by its power. Not to mention the best Shirou could do would be to use a rank-down copy of it, so not even the illusion would be good enough.If Shirou ever saw Aizen's sword, it would be a double-edged sword.
>>25614493I cannot express how much good will you just earned from me. Thank you.
Rolled 19>>25614480That's an excellent point, and the dice-gods agree.>>25614504Dude, Our waifu is The Kurosaki Eugenics Program
>>25614504I know, I'm just offering an example of what we COULD be doing instead of this bullcrap.Whether we WOULD do it is irrelevant. The fact that we chose talking with our sword-bro over motorboating a pair of tits the likes of which Japan sees maybe once a century still says something about where our priorities are.
>>25614490 we talkin' Black Reflection? Because not only do I love that story, I hate the author so much. He hasn't updated in, what...a year? Two?
>>25614519No we didn't. We rolled one in the first ten and that roll was negated by a nat1.
>>25614493I'm a little disappointed, but I understand.
>Crits on pimp handHow very, very Ichigo. We SMASH. a Zanpakutou in canon later on. A weak one, but still.
>>25614555Wait, we count more than 1 roll?
>>25614527actually, if Shirou ever saw Aizen's sword before he invoked it, he'd be fucking set.That is, if he could understand it int he first place.
>>25614579Crits within the first 10 rolls count, and stack if we get multiple. Read the OP, its one of our perks.
>>25614598You have a seduce reply on the bottom.
>>25614555The Groove man said he's discarding the seduction rolls.
>>25614598>2 natural 20'sYou want us to show you we can be a badass shinigami, Zangetsu?Watch.We're about to get our horse.
>>25614545Nah, Fated Death. It's kind of 'meh' though. Keep meaning to look at Black Reflection out of curiosity.
>>25614579The sound you hear is me bashing my head against my desk. Don't worry. The wood is soft. Well it feels that wary now anyway. Maybe is should just go to sleep until the world stops rolling forwards...
>>25614328"So, this is one of those Fight Thyself Type of Challenges. I know you're pissed at me Zangetsu but i'll prove to you...that I am worthy, Damnit I have too much to lose now!""As for you chuckles the clown. Time to get your ass kicked!"-cue in bleach combat music
>>25614333>>25614371>>25614372>>25614395>>25614406As far as I'm counting it, these are the first ten rolls>>25614411>>25614415>>25614422>>25614431>>25614435
>>25614641forgot my roll
>>25614641>-cue in bleach combat musichttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj4z51PNHXE
>>25614641Cmon... Stop failing me
Rolled 9>>25614647>two nat20saw yeah, it's Kubo time
>>25614659please don't.We finally have a good set of rolls.
>>25614632 Ichigo Summons Rider. All the parallels between them are absolutely delicious. It's still one of my favorite bleach fanworks, and in my top five Fate fanworks.
>>25614493Respect, Cos. You just earned mine. Too many QM seem afraid to put their foot down once the faggotry gets out of hand and it starts to eat away at the quest's structural integrity like moisture and rot eat away at a wooden support beam. Others just railroad hard without accepting any deviation from plan.You've successfully struck a balance, and I appreciate that.
>>25614667IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME ACTION!
>>25614693A Riderfic? Fuck it, I'm in.
>>25614647Well that changes everything. Darn, I was hoping for an epic fight with a few reversals. Well, if we win quick I guess we should try to train with the Old Man and Hollowchigo for the rest of the night.Oh, Cosgrove, since we aren't in a shielded training space I assume dad's peppered our room with reitsu isolating paper talismins so we aren't going to attract hollows/inquisitive shinigami with whatever powers flaring from our spirit. Right?
Rolled 15>>25614494>Be intensely vague on purpose and pockmark the series with plotholes>Run into a creative drought.>Refer to the Grand Vague list>Grab one and develop it>Get praised for master "foreshadowing" when all you did was asspull
>>25614754The hollow literally said to Ichigo "I am Zangetsu" right to his face. Ichigo then misinterpreted it as him having merged with the old man. Kubo isn't a master of foreshadowing though, his editors forced him to extend the series, but he planned most of it a while ago, so when he reveals shit he foreshadowed years ago it seems genius.
>>25614742 they have deep, meaningful midnight talks about Shakespeare. it's fucking adorable.
>>25614742A fellow Riderbro appears! Mah nigger.
>>25614693>>25614839Okay, I was hesitant about it because it was a bleach fic, but I'll read it.
>>25614667>this plays>Ichigo just bitslaps Zangetsu off the building>Music immediatly stops>Hollowgo: "Man fuck it, I don't even need this job no more.">drops sword>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Zanpakuto Mastery
>>25614839We are Legion
>>25614839>>25614742 Rider is and always will be best servant.>>25614857Highly recommended.Also, looking forward to seeing this bitchslap fail in some way.
>>25614493He's the DM we deserve and the one we need.
>>25614857Nameless Flame dropped it because it was filled with plotholes and shit. Or he ran out of steam.
>>25614857meant to quote >>25614827Polite, but pointless 492 replies; page 6, sage
>>25614894Im imagining what happened when we tried to kill Aizen in Soul Society arc
>>25614894It's a core component of the Class. All Riders are bros. It's like a universal law. You are now picturing Medusa on Broskander action.
>>25614839Riderfags are the most tolerable fags in the fandom. Don't get me fucking started on the Saberfag/Sakurafag wars.Ayako is still best girl though
>>25614798and now the ship is (sadly) sinking meaning we'll probably get no more games, anime episodes or other tie in media which sucks.At any rate, he can at least go on to be a bitchen fashion designer.
>>25614927>Ayako is still best girl thoughThankfully, Rider agrees
>>25614917Nope. Just can't see it even when I try.>>25614927I actually like nearly all the girls except Sakura. I'm remarkably neutral when it comes to her. Rider's always tops though.>>25614950http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5591380/1/FateBlack-ReflectionWhy are putting everything in spoilers again?
Hey guys, sorry but I have a dumb question for those more Bleach knowledgeable than I. Is there a cannon way to populate Ichigo's inner world? Old Man Zan always seemed kinda lonely only having Zangetsu for company in here, so I was just wondering if we could, I don't know, find him a pet or ingest a powerful spirit or something? Thank you for your time and consideration.
>>25614927>>25614917>>25614878any chance you guys could move this conversation on over to /a/ so we don't clutter the thread too much?
>>25614901And like that, you crush my dreams of seeing it finished.Seriously, though, that's awful. I loved that story.>>25614917No, no I'm not. They'd be too bro to eachother to get it on. They'd be setting eachother up with others because they're that bro.>>25614927>>25614963 I like you as well.>>25614980 because it's not bleach? Except FBR is bleach. huh.
Rolled 14>>25614992Eat a hollow
>>25614992It's "Ichigo's inner world for a reason and why should we crowd it... We have the spirit of the god of all Quincy's as well as a hollow who pretty much nearly fucked our mother into non existence.
>>25614980>Why are putting everything in spoilers again?Fuck if I know
Wait a minute, has anyone considered Nel for the harem? We could try and permanently cure her condition, and when we meet her she already wants the D right?
>>25614927>implying I don't rabidly ship Ridakohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS-E0vuHAew
>>25614901Wait, seriously? Link?
>>25615029The less said about Nel the better.
>>25615000>R: 507 / I: 36Not worth it for a thread already in autosage.>>25615029Possible, maybe, if Orihime can learn to reject hard enough.
>>25615053Why? Do we not want pedophiles?
>>25615024Putting aside the question of why we should crowd it for the moment (I would suggest it useful only in providing entertainment t the two current residents, but that's besides the point) I'm much more interest in the questions "could it be done." and "how?"
>>25615037It HAS been over eight months without an update. That is, usually, pretty telling in & of itself.
>[X] Fight for the right to have a kickass sword >20x2"Partner? Godamn it I don't want to fight you partner... or... me... WHATEVER! But if that's what it takes to get us square, you're goddamn right I'm going to do it..."Your duplicate’s grin grows bloodthirsty as he charges at you. You see where he plans to descent and step to the side. As the blade slams into the ground, your hand reaches out and grabs the hilt as both Zangetsu and your double stare at you.“Maybe it was the truth, maybe it was just an excuse. But the truth is I don’t know anything about you, Zangetsu, or this mirror image of me. You aren’t just a tool, I get that now, but I don’t know anything about you. Even if it’s just a little bit, can you tell me about yourself?”You lock eyes with the old man. “I want to know. How to borrow you power, how to fight alongside you.”Your attention shifts to your doppelganger. “Why there’s another me, here, too. I can’t say I’ll do things perfectly, I might mess up and make mistakes, so if I do, please help me correct them.”Your duplicate sighs before letting go of the blade, scratching at the back of his head.“Damn. Guess he can learn his lesson.”You stare at the blade in your hand before looking up at Zangetsu, who nods at you. “Ichigo, I hate rain. It rains in here, too.”Zangetsu raises at hand to the sky, which seems to let a drop fall here and there.“When you’re moody, it becomes cloudy. When you’re sad, the rain falls. I can’t stand being all alone in an empty world while it downpours. So, so long as you keep that from happening, so long as we remain partners, I’ll lend you whatever power you need.”Zangetsu and your doppelganger stare at you, silently asking if there’s any questions you have for them.>[ ] Yes (write in)>[ ] No
>>25615060Fuck. Oh well at least we made a little traction tonight. Hopefully we can wrap this up and archive before it's too late.
>>25615053>nel>have Orihime (if she is nearby) heal her head wound>permanent superior bubbly tittymonsterWhat's not to like?
Rolled 9>>25615089"I was kind of itching for a fight there, can we spar for a bit?"
>>25615089>[ ] Yes (write in)"If you are Zangetsu, who is white me?"
>>25615091Dude, autosaging threads can last for HOURS on /tg/, we're a slow board.
>>25615089>yesWhat exactly are you two? Are you both Zangetsu? How can I use you in synergy?
>>25615114she's a terribly annoying and obnoxious character. We should just leave them both in ghost mexico like that one anon suggested earlier for how to develop red tits.
>>25615089So is there any way for me to take you guys out of here? I mean it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow...
>>25615089"So, which of you is Zangetsu?"
>>25615089:) <3 bro!
Rolled 9>>25615089"If I get drunk, do you get drunk too?"
>>25615132She's only annoying when not in tit monster form.
>>25615089>[ ] Yes (write in)Just what are the two of you exactly? Is there being two of you in here normal?
>>25614742>>25614839>>25614878>>25614917>>25614927>>25614963 Mah Niggas! Nice to see /tg/ still attracts gentlemen of fine taste
>>25615136>>25615128That's metagaming as fuck guys, at least try to be subtle like >>25615158 and >>25615125
Rolled 18>>25615089>[ ] Yes (write in)Not for nothing but who the hell is that guy?Point at the whitey.
>>25615089This looks like a job for Bluntman and Chronic!!!!
>>25615089>"So... Ghost Face. I haven't seen you around before. Who... or what are you?"
>>25615132She's much more serious and tolerable when she's grown up.and she's got that fantastic body, AND she's extremely powerful from the get-go.Fucking gold, man.
>>25615089>[ ] Yes (write in)"So, if I'm happy, that makes you happy too. I'll give you an early weather forecast at some point in time." (Visit to mom's grave)"... Were you sad (and by proxy, was I?) that I turned down Inoue?"Seconding actions that ask who the doppleganger is.
>>25615123>>25615125>>25615158>>25615172>>25615174Voting for this too.
>>25615037He mentioned that somewhere in Spacebattles forums, I believe. Search his posts for it.
>>25615177this. all of this.
>>25615169Sorry, I'm too tired to be subtle right now, I should probably call it a night.
>>25615089>[ ] Yes (write in)"So, when I'm just sort of doing stuff, are you aware of whats happening outside?""Who's mister color-inversion here? I was half-prepared for the magical talking sword thing, but this is entirely new.""Are you ok with me using Quincy powers to help out in battle, provided I don't over-rely on them? I mean they don't hold a candle to you, but they're damn useful and sometimes I just need to slap a fool, ya know?"
>>25615089"So are you two up to speed on the Aizen situation? Because I think I'm going to need to get strong enough to overcome a shinigami captain without falling under an absolute hypnosis ability-thing....""Well, I guess I need to start at the basics. I'm Kurosaki Ichigo, 16(?), student and sometimes shinigami/quincy/hollow thing. Pleasure to meet you two...again."
>>25615161You might enjoy - at least some bits - of Fate/Stay Again when it manages to happen. It's on sup/tg/ & I think there was some sort of abridged thread recently. It should be there too if you're interested.
>>25615169This.We REALLY need to stop fucking metagaming and just play straight laced and stay in character.We "KNOW" Zangetsu is the old man, but we don't know what this white dude means by partner. Is he some sort of extension of Zangetsu? A training partner? Zangetsu's form when we're visiting his realm? Something weirder? We don't know.
>>25611743Yes, yes, embrace the waifufaggotry. Embrace the purest form of love!
>>25614527>Not to mention the best Shirou could do would be to use a rank-down copy of it>>Implying a copy can't be as good as the original.
>>25615000We regularly do 20-30+ posts per storypost, we're waiting for one, and we're in autosage
>>25615225Can we at least guess that The white dude is our id? Because the bloodthirsty grin and impulsive attitude fit pretty well.
>>25615089"Ok... now I feel like we're all cooled down. Zangetsu, I've got to say I'm a little confused. I have no idea who that is over there.""Are you a test, a sparing partner? An extension of Zangetsu, or maybe something else? I know I haven't been here much and I'm pretty new at this, so forgive me if I seem intrusive."
>>25615260>Implying a copy can't surpass the original.FTFY mongrel.
>>25615225>>25615264What about something along the lines of "So Zangetsu, if you're a representation of my magic sword, does that mean Mr. Greyscale over there is the embodiment of my superpowers?"I'm legit not metagaming, I can't remember anything about Bleach past the Mexico arc.
>>25615264I'm not sure Ichigo would know what the Id is of his subconscious given his age and background, but it wouldn't be out of the ordinary for Zangetsu to alude to that if not brush the question aside.
>>25615089>Your duplicate sighs before letting go of the blade, scratching at the back of his head.>“Damn. Guess he can learn his lesson.”Did...Did we just gain the respect of this guy?
>>25615210>>25615177>>25615125All good questions.
>>25615287>implying there is any law that says a copy cannot surpass the originalFTFY, double mongrel.
>>25615089So I get laid do you get a heat wave?
>>25615089Well I'm a teenager, so being a moody little shit is part of the game, but I'll try to keep the skies clear. Is there anything else I can do to make "life" more pleasant for you guys?And you>look over and point at greyscaleSorry, but I didn't get your name. "Partner".
>>25615321>>25615287>>25615260So many court fees.
>>25615225>not metagaming this shitfucking pleb
>>25615359GILGAMESH USES CEASE AND DESIST ORDERITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
>>25615370Pfffffffffb. Snort. Gets me every time.
>>25615089Okay, this may sound really dumb, but I don't know where to start, no idea who that even is(points to greyscale), so could you just explain everything?
>[X] "If you are Zangetsu, who is white me?"Pointing at your doppelganger, who ask the both of them. “So, if you’re Zangetsu, my sword, who is he?”The copy’s eyes seem to glow maliciously. “C’mon now, partner. Do you really think I’m going to answer that so easily?”Zangetsu looks at you. “Ichigo, if you insist on this course of action, I cannot speak for the safety of you or your loved ones. He is a representative of a different part of your spiritual powers, but if you challenge him, I cannot interfere. He ahs more experience than you with your powers as he IS part of your powers.”>[ ] Insist>[ ] Hold off for now
>>25615447Challenge.We power leveling now.
>>25615447>[ ] Hold off for nowIchigo doesn't even know how to swing his sword around efficiently so lets not start tag of war with whitey.
>>25615447>[ ] Hold off for nowYeah, no. Maybe after some quality time with Hatman & Cat"man".
>>25615447>[ ] InsistIf this course of action equates to more training time, then I'm all for it.
>>25615447>[x] Hold off for now
>>25615447when could you interfere?
Rolled 85>>25615447>insistSorry, but I need everything I have now. So for the sake of my friends, BRING IT!
>>25615447[x] Hold off for nowWe will die if we don't.>>25615486This.
>>25615447>[ ] Hold off for nowLet's return when we reach bankai at least.
>>25615447Let's Wait until we can put some distance between ourselves and everyone we care about.>>25615466THEN WE POWER LEVEL, We're gonna fucking ream soul society
>>25615478Training time means holding off for now.
>>25615447Insist. We didn't pick FULL KUBO for nothin'.
>>25615447>[ ] Hold off for nowOi niggas, thats a clear as fuck "Are you sure?" coming from Cos.So don't insist.
>>25615447Must...not..InsiFLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS, MAX!...:ahem:..I mean, hold off for now. Because unless he plans on holding back somewhat and just humbling us, we ain't really gonna be able to do jack shit to him for now.We could probably just bug Clog and Hat about it anyway. He'll probably blow us off, or maybe just give us a cryptic clue, but at least it'll be something.
>>25615447Hold off for now.I mean we just got the sword two days ago.
>>25615447>[X] Hold off for now"Fair enough, I've got enough on my plate at the moment without engaging in a brawl with scary greyscale dude."Now >>25615210>"So, when I'm just sort of doing stuff, are you aware of whats happening outside?""Or do you just get the emotional backlash in the form of weather phenomena?"I'm curious as to his opinion. Does he think we did the responsible thing with Orihime even if it made us feel like crap, or should we just have gone all in? His opinion matters, since he gets rained on if we aren't happy.
>>25615447>[ ] Hold off for nowICHIGO IS IN HIS HOUSEDO YOU REALLY WANT WHITEY TO START HIS TAG OF WAR HERE?
>>256155312 is the lucky number. LETS GET PHYSICAL!
>>25615521Seriously, we need to know us some limits.
i say we insistgotta do it soon or later may aswell be soon.
>>25615528>Agreed.>Insist.But the post you just linked to said to NOT do this because we are close to our family.
>>25615545We don't know that yet.
Rolled 3, 15, 7, 7, 8 = 40>>25615447>[ ] Hold off for nowYou guys do recall rolling 4 nat 1s within 10 posts earlier on, yes? That nat 1 on a 1d100? Dice gods are shitting on us.Rolling just to see how badly we'd be shat on.
>>25615549This is the worst time and the worst place.
>>25615466>>25615478>>25615488>>25615491>>25615495>>25615516>>25615528>Insist>>25615468>>25615477>>25615484>>25615499>>25615501>>25615521>>25615522>>25615531>Hold off...Huh. All in favor of a coin toss?
>>25615447Challenge him to a fist fight over the information
>>25615558You have no idea what you're dealing with.This is Dark Link, but much much worse.We are not fucking ready for the Water Temple, we haven't even cleared the Deku Tree.
Rolled 2>>25615574Sure. 1 for Insist, 2 for Hold off
[X]InsistWe got 99 problems but love life ain't one.>Captcha: History aincmomHistory's on our side! Ichigo won n canon, he's fine.
>>25615558>gotta do it soon or later may aswell be soon.Then do it later.Damn it /tg/, for all your attempts at metagaming you are ridiculously dense about the bleach universe
>>25615558Lets at least hold off until we're in a safe location, and maybe get Urahara's opinion on the creepy greyscale dude living in our soul.
>>25615595Well that's that.
>>25615568That's the perfect time and place for KUBO!!!>>25615574Sure.
>>25615595Coin chose hold off so thats what we are doing
>>25615447[insist]holy shit did we just gain 90 players or do we have same faggoty?Easily the most split decision of the quest so far
>>25615544That's actually a good point. We passed on a sweet girl with sweet tits, let's be honest here because we're trying to be a good person and do the right thing.This made us kinda sad GREAT STONKING TITS and so we're raining inside?I mean, happy is good. Happy at the expense of personal responsibility and friendship? Not good.>>25615595DICE SAY WAIT.
>>25615447>[X] Hold off for nowI have a feeling we do not want to take on Grayscale until we can actually handle Zangetsu. And do that spinning sword thing with it. Or Bankai. Or figure out more about why there might be two soul... things... inside our sword soul thing.
>>25615447Hold off for now. We're still in scrub mode.
Rolled 1>>256155741 for do it
>>25615607We could talk to our dad as well.I mean he said his sword had a similar name.
>>25615595>>25615639Best two outta three, maybe?
>>25615639>>25615595I think cosgrove has to roll it.
>>25615544Hold off, ask this.Since it affects him so directly, Zangetsu might appreciate the status update and chance to pitch in on outside events.
>>25615639The majority (and the coin) chose to hold off, accept it.
Insistence is best sense>captcha: proceed carry
>>25615649No, stop stirring shit. It is impossible for this to end in a way that doesn't get our entire family, ALONG WITH Orihime and Tatsuki killed.
>>25615667>>Implying anyone thinks your coin is word of god.
I vote we insist.
>>25615544That's a good question to ask.Though I don't think either Zangetsu really has anything important to say on the subject.
>>25615639Already had a coin toss. Dice spoke earlier.We're holding off.Also, I'm wondering why there aren't any knight style Shingami. I mean, some portugese dude must have gotten his shit stabbed in Japan back in the day. Unless the Soul Society has a strict 'NO ROUNDEYES ALLOWED" policy, there has to be a chance, you know?
>>25615447[X] Hold Off"sure, whatever. I have had enough craziness and life threatening dangers this week so I am not about to start looking for more to add to the list"
>>25615667I think cosgrove has to roll it.
>>25615671>>25615694We will die.So will everyone we care about.You do not. Fuck. With. Zangetsu.
>>25615671>>25615684Guys, we start this and our entire family dies. We make random explosions happen everywhere when this shit happens and it took an entire team of captain and above level fighters to keep Ichigo contained in canon.
>>25615574Changing this vote >>25615478 to >[ ] Hold off for now then ask both."Wanna chill out for a bit then?"Learn a bit about them little by little.We can also try to learn what the reason was for making it rain in this world.And give them a heads up on future weather forecasts when the Kurosaki family visits Ichigo's Mom's grave.
>>25615714But he might say something like "I like your spunk" and give us a minor boost. He's cool like that.
>>25615709>>25615684>>25615639Oh fuck off, don't whine just because a vote didn't go your way.
>>25615714For those who haven't kept up with the manga what's the deal with white dude?
>>25615733That may be, but Ichigo doesn't know this. All he knows is he just easily disarmed this white pansy and now has a chance for more training and information.>>25615447insist`
>>25615750What? I thought Cosgrove was supposed to roll it. Everybody calm down.
>>25615522>FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS, MAX!Mah nigga.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ruq_VM8ndoIt's actually "The Flesh of fallen angels", by the way.>>25615698First Portuguese explorers arrived in Japan in 1543. A little late for that to happen, sadly. Mind you it would be pretty bitchin'.
>>25615752Whitey is the TRUE zangetsu but his personality is 100% a hollow so that he wants to fuck us up.
>>25615752He IS Zangetsu. Zangetsu is actually Judas Bach from 1000 years ago. Bach is the leader of the Quincies.
>>25615763>That may be, but Ichigo doesn't know this.We just spent the last few hours doing a glorified teambuilding exercise with Zangetsu. We should PROBABLY listen to his advice.
>>25615784>wants to fuck us upHe's still less of a dick thanfake zangetsu
>>25615714>>25615733butthatsmetagaming.jpgAlls I know is that he just threatened our loved ones in a roundabout way.We just need to trust in the heart of the ̶c̶a̶r̶d̶s̶ dice, and to believe in Kubo.
>>25615752Whitey is the true Zangetsu and the source of Ichigo's shinigami powers.Old man is the manifestation of his Quincy powers and the only reason he can control whitey is because he used his Quincy powers to eat him.
>>25615741.... I'm sorry, have you read the comic?>>25615752Basically he's Zangetsu, but he's also distilled intent for destruction and the gatekeeper for Ichigo's Hollow side.In canon he openly states that unless Ichigo can keep him suppressed with his will he's going to attempt to literally end the world by blowing shit up constantly.In canon, it took Ichigo a week to 'tame' him, and an entire squad of people with similar powers and Captain+ levels of skill to keep him contained during the process.
>>25615763>>25615817>durr hurr dats metagaminFuck off, Old man himself told us to not mess with him so its totally IC for ichigo not to fight him.
>>25615750It's funny because you'd be doing the same thing if the dice didn't do YOUR way.
Can we at least pretend to be civil?
>>25615843Cool projecting bro
>>25615783Still actually were full armor sets made around then. Mainly ceremonial, but still. Some fucker with a rapier or a saber is all I ask Kubo. Though honestly the idea of a European Soul Society where every reaper is clad in pitch black plate armor with tabards and shit is a very cool mental image. Think Black Templars. Except ghosts. And not in 40k. And without power armor.
>>25615838Old man said he can't guarantee our safety, he didn't tell us not to do it. So how about you fuck off
>>25615859Civilness goes out the window when the mc in a quest is in danger of dying.
>>25615843Well, yeah, probably. But then, this is a fight between 'end the quest now with a massive tpk' and 'do the sensible thing and not kill our family, you assholes'.
>>25615835>have you read the comicYeah, and from what I get Ichigo has never actually defeated him(at least not when he trained with the Vizards) he just admitted to needing the power or some shit and Whitey let him have some of it. I mean back with the Vizards he was getting his ass kicked, but he won immediately when he showed some resolve and tried to take control.
>>25615868>Old man said he can't guarantee our safety, he didn't tell us not to do it. So how about you fuck off>“Ichigo, if you insist on this course of action, I cannot speak for the safety of you or your loved ones.ITS RIGHT THERE YOU
>>25615867>Some fucker with a rapier or a saber is all I ask Kubo.I think there IS one guy whose Zanpakuto has a basket hilt, but it's been so long I can't really remember.>Though honestly the idea of a European Soul Society where every reaper is clad in pitch black plate armor with tabards and shit is a very cool mental image.I am going to try and sell my group's GM on this idea. Because it is awesome.
[insist]All you guys do is roll the dice until you get crits anyway so you may as well fight him.Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to HORSE QUEST.
>>25615868>So how about you fuck off.Alright, there's a huge metagaming reason to put off this fight.There's also no real reason in game to do it right now. Not when the option of talking to someone else first and learning the risks is a totally legit option.So basically, fuck off with your fuck off.
>>25615902Tell me where that says "DONT DO IT" all I see is, "Well if you do it, I can't guarantee things will be peachy keen"
>>25615917>I think there IS one guy whose Zanpakuto has a basket hilt, but it's been so long I can't really remember.1st squads lieutenant.
>>25615902>I cannot speak for the safety of you or your loved ones.>or your loved onesThats the kicker right there.If it was just us we wouldn't care, but he pretty much came out and said that if this shit goes bad it will affect the people around us. Thats a no-no, especially when nothing is stopping us from just marching down to Urahara's and doing it in the safely of his underground training bunker after a good nights sleep and a healthy breakfast if we're really so gung-ho about it.
>>25615867There were early bulletproof suits of armour which resembled full plate which would fit quite well for that ideaIf not as a basic suit then as a released form of a zanpakuto
>>25615959You make a sound argument. I'll switch from insisting.
>>25615967So when they go bankai they get some really badass armors? Like how Ichigo gets a cooler robe when he does his?
>>25615945You know, I was going to call you out on pulling stupid shit with the intention of killing th quest and fucking things up... but I was going to do the same thing in the first thread before the dice beat me to it.
>>25615945See >>25615959Ichigo is a-ok with getting maimed but dragging other people in his bullshit? Hell we just rejected Inoue FOR THE EXACT SAME REASON IN THIS SAME DAMN THREAD AT LEAST TRY TO STAY IN CHARACTER
>>25615194If anybody is still interested, he has a post on Jun 14 saying>Er... thanks! I'm flattered you think that. I'm working on the next chapter of both Fate/Reach Out and Fate/Black Reflection between other projects and real life.
>>25615959Fuck you and your flawless logic... i switch to decline. But we should take the next chance we get.
>>25615955THANK YOU!Chōjirō Sasakibe! His shikai turns it into a fuckmothering rapier.
>>25616030He get's mortally wounded off screen then dies
>[X] hold off for nowYou nod towards Zangetsu before looking at your duplicate. “Yeah, not today. Not if it could put those I care about in harm’s way.”Your gray-scale duplicate nods his head. “Alright. But, Ichigo, do know that the day will come when you won’t be able to put it off.”“Anything else, Ichigo?”You look up at the clouds, wondering. “ "So, when I'm just sort of doing stuff, are you aware of what’s happening outside, or do you just get the emotional backlash in the form of weather?”Your doppelganger snorts. “You’re talking about the girl, right? Wondering if what you did was right?”Zangetsu closes his eyes. “I cannot tell you, Ichigo. But I will tell you that I admire her courage to move forward despite the fact that she might be hurt in doing so.”He opens his eyes again and walks towards you, before putting a hand on your shoulder. “Ichigo, you need to move forward, too. You’ve been given a lot of information and advice, but now you need to decide what it is you want to do and why you want to do it. “While you can learn from the past, you shouldn’t let yourself drown in it.”Zangetsu’s coat seems to engulf you and you find yourself sitting back in your room. Out of the corner of your eye, you see your calendar. >action?
>>25616046Kubo is a real bastard.
>>25615991Yes. The weapon is personal choice. The Armor design is your very soul. What is a knight without his armor after all?
>>25616058Well seeing as you specifically mentioned the calender, I say we ignore it completely and go about our day
>>25616058Check Calender. Hug Imouto's. Not necessarily in that order.
>>25616058Check the time. If it's the next day go back to training. School be damned.
>>25616058Check the day, I think we might need to visit Ichigo's mother grave.
>>25616094I'll definitely second hugging Imoutos
>>25616058>Out of the corner of your eye, you see your calendar. Is there something unusual about the calendar? Why was the calendar mentioned? I'm confused now.Anyway>[X] contemplate why we noticed the calendar so quickly, then get some damn sleep. Holy shit this has been a busy day.>>25616069>>25615991>>25615867That is a fucking cool idea.
>>25615917>I am going to try and sell my group's GM on this idea. Because it is awesome.Damn right it is. It also gives you a completely legit excuse to make Berserker from F/Z with the exact same powerset and have it all make sense.F-15's dogfighting mesopotamian spaceships above Chthulu optional.
>>25616058Check the calendar. Then, if there's nothing important on it(why would there be?) go and talk to Urahara.
>>25616069I would totally play a quest like that.
>>25616058>Action?Did we doze off for a long time? Is it the next day (Sunday or Monday?) in-game now?
>>25616058Check the fucking calendar. Also, look into this in the morning. That's something that might give us help with our powers, after all..>>25612695>along with a muted presence that reminds you of your mother…
>>25616156Hey, we've already got two Bleach quests, why not a third one?Though Hollow Quest Redux seems to be going in a similar direction with exploring other Soul Societies.The fact that it gives me a completely legit excuse to find the most ridiculous looking armor designs for flavor pictures is just a nice bonus.Might throw it up sometime this week. Be on the look out.
>>25616058Check the calendar. Then, before doing anything else, download "Number One" onto our ipod or whatever we have, because you suddenly have an urge to hear that song.
>>25616222>the most ridiculous looking armor designsThat reminds me. I need to find that image of the old ass armor that was covered in obscene gestures & what-not. But, first, sleep.
>[X] Check the calendar>[X] Hug ImoutosGetting up, you notice that it is early morning now, the dawn coming up out your window. Stretching your stiff back, you look at the calendar. It’s Monday morning now.You then notice the date there, two weeks away. The anniversary of your mother’s death. Looking at the clock, you notice you still have plenty of time to get ready for school. Getting ready early to avoid any awkwardness, you wait downstairs. Your father nods at you as he walks down, but doesn’t do anything. When Yuzu and Karin come down, you surprise them with a hug.At their reactions you can only give them a shrug. A few minutes later Inoue comes downstairs in her uniform and she smiles at you. Breakfast seems rather awkwardly tense at first but it soon passes. When you make your way to the door, she follows.“Do you mind if I walk with you to school, Ichigo?”>[ ] I don’t mind>[ ] I mind>[ ]Write in
>>25616222I immediately thought of the BBEG in my last dnd game.
>>25616286"If you can keep up."Time to make her prove her worth.
>>25616259It should be our ringtone, let's be honest.>>25616286"Knock yourself out. I mean why would I be bothered by you walking?"
>>25616286>[ ] I don’t mind"Well, we are going to the same place after all."
>>25616286>write inSay something awkward until she dismisses it.
>>25616317To clarify this is challenging her to a race.
>>25616286>[X] I don’t mind>[X] Make bad off-color joke about how our sword was disappointed with our decision last night.>[X] Immediately panic when we realize she doesn't know about the talking soul-sword thing and becomes very confused
>>25616286>[ ] I don’t mind"Sleep well?"No need to be rude even if she's been tentatively rejected.
>>25616286>[ ]Write in"If you don't mind me picking up Tatsuki on the way, why not? I need to make sure she's fine to. And I assume she also has plenty of questions."
>>25616286Eh, I don't mind.
Rolled 18>>25616286"I guess."Also, when we get to school, do a quick spirit sense. Just because. Roll is for that.
>>25616286[X] I mind
>>25616351Yeah this is probably a good idea
>>25616286>I don't mind
>>25616286I don't mind
>[X] I don’t mind>[X] Race you?You shake your head. “No, I don’t mind.”At her smile, you think of something. “Hey Inoue, want to see if you keep up with me on the way to school?”She nods her head. “Alright, but if I win you have you call me by my first name from now on, got it?”Seconds later, the two of you are racing down the streets towards Karakura high school.>roll me 1d20
Rolled 8>>25616467Fuck yo first name bitch
Rolled 4>>25616467Magical anon is magic.
Rolled 14>>25616467YOU FOOL ICHIGO!She's just a human! There is no way you can beat her, you're only strong against magic stuff, remember what happened with the punks!
Rolled 14>>25616497Ironic how this is the only one that isn't crap.
>>2561649714 should have it.We've got this.
Rolled 2>>25616467Can't catch me, I'm the strawberryman.
Rolled 6>>25616467Also, reminding you of the sensing thingy. >>25616364
Rolled 1>>25616497>>25616515Ironic that you rolled the exact same.
Rolled 9Well, here we go on my end.
Rolled 3>>25616497>>25616467>remember what happened with the punksIt 'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Rolled 19>>25616536Damn you.
Rolled 11>>25616467>Orihime actually being confident rather than a meek little moeblobDamn it Cos you're making this whole "blind hatred" thing real fucking hard.
Rolled 12>>25616536I don't WANT to go with her first name, dammit.
Rolled 11>>25616536Now we trip and fall in a manhole or some shit and die.
>>25616555Bro I hear you I hear you. Been enjoying rolling all these ones bro. Just wanted to let you know.
Rolled 17Just one goddamn Nat 20 and we can finally get that 1 removed.
Rolled 19>>25616582No, now we trip, fall in a manhole, and fuck.
>>25616577We could call her hime to screw with her.
Rolled 5>>25616592That was roll 9. Making >>25616537 roll ten.
>>25616058Check the calendar, when going to moms grave tell her all that's happened and then promise to try to be happier from now on. We've blamed ourselves for her death too long, it's time to move on.
Rolled 3>>25616619whoops nope >>25616539roll ten. Didn't even notice the name there for a second.
Rolled 11Ha ha, time for Kubo.
Rolled 1> 9 for Orihime>1 for Ichigo As you two make your way towards your school you‘re tied neck and neck with Inoue. But, as you reach the last stretch, you notice that in front of you is a black cat, blocking your path. As you try to jump over it, you feel it tug on your pants leg and it sends you tripping face first into the ground. When you get back up, there’s no sign of it and Inoue is waving at you from the school gates before she suddenly looks around for something.After a few seconds she looks relieved and you hear her whisper “Looks like I lucked out, unlike dream me.” before she looks up at you. “Are you alright Ichigo? That looked like a nasty trip. If you want, I could not count this as a win."Inoue is looking at you concernedly. >[ ] No, Agree to terms of the bet>[ ] Yes, need a rematch
Rolled 14>KUBOing a raceWhat's gonna happen? Is a hollow gonna appear?
>>25616710Agree to terms of the bet. Then ask about the dream.
>>25616710>[x] No, Agree to terms of the betMy honor is the easiest thing of all to discard, for it is nothing more than I am.My honor is the hardest thing of all to discard, for it is nothing less than I am.
>>25616710go with >>25616613 instead
>>25616710>[ ] No, Agree to terms of the betYoruichi is trying to ship us with Inoue?I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>25616710[X] Yes, need a rematchWe can't keep rolling a Natural 1 every goddamn time.
How do you even…What…Seriously…WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN PEAK HUMAN CONDITION.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>>25616710Agree"You won fairly 'Hime"
Rolled 3>>25616710>[ ] No, Agree to terms of the bet>>25616733Pretty much.
>>25616743I think it's more that Yoruichi enjoys trolling people.
>>25616710No that was fine (Even freakin Yoruichi is shipping us)
>>25616710>[ ] No, Agree to terms of the betHey, could have just as easily have been her.
Rolled 9>>25616747Because Yoruichi.
>>25616710[X] No, Agree to terms of the betDammit Yoruichi, you WILL be romanced.
>>25616710Then good thing dream you was only a dream eh, Orihime?
Rolled 10>>25616710"Honestly, it doesn't really matter Orihime. I don't mind using your given name.">Orihime's her given name, right?>Also, What happens when the GM botches?
>>25616769>>25616760>>25616759>implying it wasn't Aizen>implying the cat wasn't a distractionSeriously guys, learn to KUBO.
>>25616710[X] No, Agree to terms of the betWe lost. No changing that.
I think we'll need a new thread.>>25616743I'm feeling more determined than ever to romance Yoruichi, for one.
>>25616710>[ ] No, Agree to terms of the betSeconding calling her "Hime" just to keep her flustered.Chizuru and Keigo are gonna flip.And where's Tatsuki anyway? We're gonna miss flags with her at this rate!
>>25616710Hey, Cosgrove, since you got a Nat 1...Does that mean we get something?Maybe a meeting with one of the characters we know?
>>25616791Meh, she's offering us a do over.Ichigo seems like he's prideful enough to want to go for it.
>>25616710Call her "Hime", just to screw with her. Also, this thingy is still here~>>25616364
>>25616710No, a bets a bet.. Orihime
>>25616710We made the bet and he isn't the type to let something like that stop him from doing what he said he would. That and it will be hilarious when we say her first name in front of someone and they misunderstand a bit.
>[X] Agree to the terms of the bet.>[X] Ask about the dream.>[X] Call her hime“Yeah, you won Orihime.”Hearing you say her first name, she smiles. “Yup, guess so. If you want to race again, just give me the word, Ichigo!”As she cheers, you mind snaps back to what she said. “Now, what was this about a dream you, ‘Hime?”As you call her that, you see her face flush red as she begins stuttering. “W-well, you see I had I dream where I was racing you, and as I was about to win the boxing champion began to outrun us and then I knocked him out! Then dream me was the world boxing champion, but someone put a hit on her!”As she embarrassedly retells her story, you two are walking to your classroom. When you open the door, you see Honsho staring murder at you. Tuning her out, you look around only to see a heavily bandaged Chad sitting at his desk, a parakeet in a cage on it.>Spirit detection 18Even without looking, you know there’s something seriously wrong with that bird and Chad.They both stink of a hollow’s ReiatsuBLEACH QUEST IX ENDTO BE CONTINUED
>>25616784>>25616815No, something will happen because I botched. Just hope that the roll isn't for one of your enemies rather than your friends.
>>25616909Here we go, time for this story!Yeah, I'm going to like this....I can sort of see Ichigo try and screw with the cat by playing with the bird in easy view.
>>25616909Chad my man. My brother. What in the hell are you doing?
>>25616929Wouldn't it be a good thing for the Nat 1 to be for one of our enemies?Also, thanks for running this, Cosgrove.
>>25616909Anything else~ detected?
>>25616909Yay, tomorrow we see Chad beating the shit out of hollows with his bare hands.
>>25616937whoops, that's what I meant. Mistyped it seems
Since the bird is here, I vote for two things: Firstly, a burning hatred of birds. Secondly, we need to test our stuntdouble and/or drag Orihime along for this one.I want Chad to hit the bat out of the air with a telephone pole.More importantly, I want to see Orihime and Ichigo see him do it.
>>25616909Man that hollow is going to get fucked since Ichigo already has his shikai.
>>25616933He has sided with the avian devils, and will reap as he sows.Hopefully, we can turn him from this path.
>>25616948Alright, I want to know the 'why' for the bird hate. Genuinely curious.
>>25616948>I vote for two things: Firstly, a burning hatred of birds. what>Secondly, we need to test our stuntdouble and/or drag Orihime along for this one.what.
>>25616967>>25616948Why that fuck is wrong with you?
>>25616991He clearly has a hatred for birds. I assume he was molested by a bird enthusiast.
>>25616982>>25616985It's a running joke from a couple of Bleach related things where 'hard mode' adds changes some things. For some reason, the only consistent change is a hate of birds. I don't know why, it's just always hilarious to me for some reason.If it bothers you that much we can axe it, but I want you to first imagine Ichigo staring at the giant fire-bird executing device and yelling something about hating birds while Rukia is the only one who can hear him.>>25616985For the second 'what' I already said. Chad can't see ghosts yet, and I want to see that one get beaten with a telephone pole.>>25616991For the record, >>25616967 wasn't me. I'm guessing they either 'get' the joke or have unrelated issues.
>>25617032>Ichigo staring at the falco punch and yelling something about hating birdsI love it.
>>25617032That sounds stupid as fuck.
>>25617032>>25617051It also sounds awesome as fuck. We do dis.
>>25616909Ah. This arc.Possibly my favorite, and its a real pity Chad got thrown by the wayside in story. He was a really interesting character that deserved more screen time.
>>25617032Alright, I remember the 'first guardian' fic having the bird thing. Can't remember others, but I don't read a lot of fan-fiction or other related ventures.Not quite as lol randum as I first thought.>>25617087Honestly, it's not the idea of hating birds that's funny so much as everyone's reaction to it.Think about it, Ichigo's a nice (if somewhat insensitive) guy. So suddenly he sees a seagull and grumbles something about 'avian devils'.Imagine being one of his friends and seeing this. Nothing overt or dramatic, just kinda.... there. How would you react? That's where the real comedy is found (though, of course, your mileage may vary).
>>25617089Agreed. I liked most of the cast, but Chad will always have a special place in my heart for beating a Hollow he can't see with a telephone pole.
>>25617127Sorry but having the protagonist act like a retard for no reason is not my cup of tea so I will have to veto that.
>>25617139I liked the gentle giant aspect more honestly. That and his fists of fury.
>>25617158I'd disagree on 'acting like a retard' point, but I honestly don't care about the bird thing. How many times could that even come up?
>>25617139Anyone ever seen that abridged version by semisoma? I feel he captured Chad's personality in that ep pretty well.