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Now then, last time on BLEACH QUEST…

>You nod your head. As you get up, you allow her to wrap and arm around your shoulder as she leans against you. You see your father and sisters staring at you with intensity and shock respectively, but they don’t say anything as you help her up the stairs.

>When you get upstairs, she stops you. “Kurosaki-kun, you said you’d talk to me about the things I saw later. Can we do it now?”

>Seeing no reason to refuse her, you assent and lead her to your room. She sits on your bed, looking around at your room as you sit at your desk’s chair, looking at her.

>“So what did you want to talk about?”

>At your question, her face flushes and she looks slightly ashamed. “Kurosaki-kun… the reason why I... no…”

>She trails off, before closing her eyes. After a few moments, she opens them, determination burning in her eyes.

>“I want to know more about you. I want to know your likes and dislikes. I want to know what makes you happy and sad. I want to know about the you who fights ghosts. I want to know everything about Kur- Ichigo-kun because…”

>She trails off again.

>“..Because…”

>She stares you in the eyes as she grasps your hands between her own.

>“…Because I think… No. I’m sure that I’ve fallen in love with you.”

She quietly stares at you ,waiting for a response.

>[ ] Actions?

>>25610734
Squeeze her boob

[X]Turn her down gently.

We just discovered that we can fight ghosts and that we're somehow a grim reaping/soul killing exorcist and that there may or may not be terrible dastardly plots about. Let's focus on love later.

Posting this from the last night's thread:


"Alright, that's... wow. I'm flattered, and honestly I think I might.... I'm not sure about love but-"

Stop, hang head. "I'm going to come right out and say it. I think you're great, and I won't pretend you aren't attractive, but the last couple of days started with me getting beaten to death and then getting super-powers. I can't tell you how weird it's been because I don't know a scale that operates on a level that absurd. It's less like getting nudged out of my comfort zone and more 'getting shot into space'."

"I'm not saying no, but.... I'm somewhere weird right now. Both personally because of family secrets and.... well, you saw the other part earlier." Scratch back of head awkwardly while avoiding eye-contact. "It's more than just irresponsible, it's downright psychopathic to consider dragging someone into that. Maybe.... maybe we can talk and stuff, see if things calm down over he next few weeks."

"But I cannot, in good conscience, commit to anything. Especially not when it might endanger someone I care about. Or who cares about me for that matter."

Deep breath, look her in the eye. "And I feel terrible saying this to you right now. I never quite got around to telling the last person I had a crush on how I feel. It was really brave of you to just come out and say it like that, so promise me you'll hang onto that, alright?"

>>25610734
"I...Ihavetogodosomething!"
Run away.

Holy shit, Bleach Quest.
I just caught up on this last night. I couldn't breathe.

For actions, I'd...
Okay, I'm gonna have to admit, I have no idea what to do or what we should do.

Personally, let's just put this off; Ichigo needs time to think, and he's had one hell of a week so far. If she can just give him that time, he'll be able to give her answer later, after much deliberation.

also, I'm here to advocate for harem end. I'm not too picky, but So long as Rukia, Tasuki, Yoruichi and Soi Fon are in, I'm good.

Though Harribel and her fracciones are hot, too.

>>25610839
This.

>>25610839
This please.

>>25610839
All my love. All my hate. All my this.

Haha, time for Kubo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJKU6HUEqE
>>25610734
I believe we had a response written up in the aftermath of the last thread, someone wanna repost it?
>>25610816
>a grim reaping/soul killing exorcist
Superhero. We already decided that, when baseline humans are involved, we shall refer to Shinigami as "Superheroes", Hollows as "Spooky Ghosts", and Zanpakuto as "Magic Swords".

Okay, as an Orihime fan, I have something to say.

I like her, I don't like what the story did to her

I think we have an opportunity here to make her into a better character.


However, I think we should let her down gently. That one guy from the last thread had a good write up. I can't remember if it had this, but we should also say we don't really know her well enough to get into a relationship.


Also, Orihime and Rukia are so gay for each other in canon, so if we play our cards right we could probably swing a three way. Which is something Orihime sorta suggested pre soul society arc


I gotta go to bed, but I'm sure whatever ya'll decide will be hilarious

>>25610859
I don't believe that that last be could be any more right

So that Grand Fisher last night... are we seriously going with Chad being killed off?

Take off your pants and smile like a douche. Then say something date rapey.

>>25610902
either way, fivesome. That's awesome.

>>25610909
Can we see if we can sense him still? we have supersense, after all.

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>>25610839
4thing this.

>>25610902
It's got Rukia in it so I'm game... and it allows me to be the giant lesbian I am and still ship Soi Fon and Yoruichi.
also there needs to be another Bleach fighting game like Dark Souls

Turn her down gently.

>>25610734
Well, she already thinks we're a super hero so I guess it's time for the "I can't endanger anyone by letting them be with me" speech? Nah, this is Bleach, that probably get her killed. I think something to the effect of "I'm flattered but you've caught me at a very weird time in my life" should probably do it. Plus that leaves the possibility of introducing her to the Urahara School of Spiritual Training and Candy Merchantile ahead of schedule.

>>25610839
Tossing my vote in for this.

>>25610734
>yfw Orihime takes our rejection too hard thinking you're just babying her and holds resentment for you mixed with her longing and eventually joins up with the Arancar for real and pairs with Grim because he reminds her of Ichigo

>>25610941
It's the bone saw that really sells this image.

Seconding the lengthy write up posted from last night's thread that is now reported.

>>25610839
This but a moment of silence afterwards as we take one last look at her massive rack, a single tear rolling down our reddened face.

>>25610968
That would be an awesome character development arc. I kinda want to see if it could happen now.

>>25610877
What about your anger and/or sorrow?

>>25610734
Begin screaming loudly about how this is all a dream and none of this is real.

>>25610975
You should check out Skullgirls then. It's good fighten'

>>25610998
Come on man I gotta keep something in pocket for next time.

Also Cosgrove I love you and this quest.

>>25610997
>>25610968
... you have my attention.
We've already ran this thing off the rails, might as well go full tilt.
also someone should do a homebrew of Bleach. Not that I'd have anyone to play with here...

>>25611036
I too love Cosgrove and this quest, were we to meet I would hope he would ask us all if we wanted to get snow cones, and we would respond "oh boy, do we!" And then we would go to the spackle museum with our sno-I am rambling again.

>>25611092
And then we would all roll 1's, then 20's ensuring the deathss of no less than 12 bystanders and ourselves when we do a combat check to eat our snowcones.

>>25611071
>implying any GM could be as KUBO as KUBO.

Seriously, he'd be the worst fucking DM.
fetish-insertion, metagaming, dice-fudging, asspulls, DMPCs, and a BBEG that literally cannot die.

However, it'd be fun as shit playing that game.

I feel it's important to note that the Tatsuki route has just been tabled indefinitely, for obvious reasons.

>>25611117
>Best End.

>>25611071
There's a 3.5 hack for Bleach. It's about as Wuality as you'd expect. Still, it's got some balance.
http://bleachd20.wikidot.com/

>>25611167
*Quality

>>25611071
There have been some suggestions in the past of modding NWoD for bleach. Geist & Key as Shinigami & Zanpakuto, Mage as Quincy , etc

>>25611167
Thanks; I'll see if I can make some friends in Gainesville, then learn how to properly pen and paper.

>>25611141
Speaking of Kubo Kuboing, is Tatsuki still just a vanilla Ichigo-spirit-boosted mortal, or has she been rest conned into a Quincy über powerful spy yet? Haven't really kept up with bleach since the beginning of the fullbring arc...

>>25611201
...Florida?

'cause I live down 275 from you, if so. 'bout 2 and a half hours, though.

>>25611213
She's still just the less obvious lesbian friend.

>>25611231
>lesbian
>implying Tatsuki doesn't have a thing for Ichigo

>>25611213
don't feel too bad; I quit after the Soul Society arc and only recently got back into it thanks to Toonami. I really need to catch up.

>>25611228
Yep, Florida. Moved here from Orlando for work and there is jackshit to do here and even the locals all know it.

>>25611246
>implying she doesn't want the giant jugs that mysteriously levitate near Ichigo

>>25611213
I'm still betting on her getting a spinoff.

There's just too much foreshadowing but not enough time.

So I'm new to /tg/, are we waiting for something before the actual game starts?

Rolled 3

>>25610734
this

Rolled 19

>>25611282
>inb4 1 spam

>>25611274
as long as the animu can get picked back up so they can finish the damn thing first

>>25611282
Read OP; only roll when prompted.

>>25611263
>implying she's not bisexual, and wants them both
And she rationalizes it to herself with the Golden Rule.

>>25611274
I doubt it. Aside from spinoffs being uncommon(though not unheard of) the manga's popularity has dropped too much to be able to get a spinoff.

>>25611307
and that's how the best harems are formed.

If we get both Orihime AND Yoruichi, we get two free girls, guys.

Waifu bargain bin sale?

>>25611336
>no more games
>no more animu
>just a slow death as Kubo puts the final strokes on his stark white "masterpiece"

>>25611344
>Tatsuki
>bargain bin
Bitch I will fucking cut you.

>>25611383
Other way around, then?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult your waifu.

>>25611344
Yoruichi's just a flirt like Minerva Mink.

No, the only true choice is Rukia since Orihime will throw herself at you until you're old and grey even though she's married.

waiting for updates is suffering

>>25611367
>the final page is completely blank
>the only thing on it is BLEACH

>>25611383
Is the term "buy one get one free" more acceptable?

Actually, thats probably a more accurate description.

Look! I'm contributing!

I say let her down easy. We're currently not looking for a relationship and we don't want to put her at risk. That's what superheros do and all that. We make sure those that care about us our safe. (Also, didn't we kinda just meet? It looks like at best we were acquaintences. This head over heels love thing seems a bit quick if you ask me.)

As for the whole relationship thing, I don't really like Harem Ends because it seems trite.

I'm also against metagaming in who we shack up with, as well. We should just let who has the best chemistry with us choose who we end up banging. Especially if it's someone from the left field.

>>25611440

We shall shack up with Chad. For he is pure.

>>25611440
Oh. And I second the idea of getting Kon a sexy girl body and tossing him/her at Chizuru.

Also, we need to give the whole group crazy ghost powers. Chad, Orihime, Tatsuki, Keigo, Mizushiro (or whatever his name is), even Chizuru.

This, of course, will be for the best, I think.

>>25611463
Ah. Bleach Quest Yaoi End seems to already have some traction, doesn't it?

>>25611463
>Chad
>pure
>implying he wasn't fucking the shit out of all the Shinigami bitches he could find off-screen during SS

>>25611440
>Also, didn't we kinda just meet? It looks like at best we were acquaintences.

We're classmates I believe, and she's been nursing a crush on us for an indeterminate amount of time prior to this.

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>>25610734
>gasp and stammer, then move in for the kiss

>>25611506
Three years or so. Since her brother died.

>started reading and watching bleach for this quest
>Rukia is annoying at first
>I quickly warm up to her
>grow very fond of her
>why is she so perfect
>she is now my waifu
I have never felt this low... please someone make it end. I never wanted this.

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>[X] Let down rejection speech.

Staring at her, you search your feelings, but.. You’re not entirely sure how you feel. These last few days have turned you life upside down, but you should still be honest with her.

"Alright, that's... wow. I'm flattered, and honestly I think I might.... I'm not sure about love but-"

You pause, hanging your head before continuing.

"I'm going to come right out and say it. I think you're great, and I won't pretend you aren't attractive, but the last couple of days started with me getting beaten to death and then getting super-powers. I can't tell you how weird it's been because I don't know a scale that operates on a level that absurd. It's less like getting nudged out of my comfort zone and more 'getting shot into space'.

"I'm not saying no, but.... I'm somewhere weird right now. Both personally because of family secrets and.... well, you saw the other part earlier."

You awkwardly scratch at the back of your head, trying to force out your feelings while not looking in her direction.

"It's more than just irresponsible, it's downright psychopathic to consider dragging someone into that. Maybe.... maybe we can talk and stuff, see if things calm down over he next few weeks.

You look up at her, your face fixed in a serious look. "But I cannot, in good conscience, commit to anything. Especially not when it might endanger someone I care about. Or who cares about me for that matter."

Taking a deep breath, you finish. “And I feel terrible saying this to you right now. It was really brave of you to just come out and say it like that, so promise me you'll hang onto that, alright?"

You slump your shoulders, looking at her. She closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. You wait for a few uncomfortable moments before she opens her eyes again. You can’t tell anything from her emotionally, not yet.

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>>25611595
“I won’t say that it doesn’t hurt, being rejected. Nor that I understand what you’re feeling right now. But, as you said, you aren’t saying no. So, I’m not going to give up on you.”

She raises a hand, cutting you off. “Please, let me finish. Ichigo-kun, you said things might be dangerous, but that’s not a good enough reason to give up on you.

“I… I don’t want to look back at my life with only regrets. My last words to my brother, before that accident were out of anger. He’d gotten me some hair clips and I’d gotten angry over them for some stupid reason, and when he left it was on bad terms, and I’ve always regretted that my last words to him were like that.

“So, even if its dangerous and I might be in danger I’m still going to try to reach you. If I don’t, and something does happen to you, or when you’re ready to let someone in and someone else is there, I’ll only be left with more regrets.

“If the problem is I can’t defend myself, I’ll find someone to teach me. If I can’t do that, I’ll do it on my own.”

She pauses, looking back at you. “And I don’t expect you to return my feelings just because I told you of them. All I want is for you to give me a chance. Be friends with me, get to know me. And if, eventually you still don’t feel the way I do, I’ll at least know that’s what you really feel.”

She lets go of your hands and stands up.

“Good night Ichigo.”

She walks past you and you hear the door open and shut behind you, leaving you alone in your room.

>actions?

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>>25611585
Shhh. Just let it happen.

So I'm new to /tg/, how does rolling work?

>>25611611
I'd just like to point out, that according to canon, Orihime is a black belt. She knows how to defend herself. Unless you're being all metaphorical.

Also, to the other participants, what do you guys feel about giving Ichigo's circle of friends weird, spooky ghost powers, as well?

>>25611611
>take a moment of time to ourselves
>continue staring at the floor
>clench out fists as two tears stream down out cheeks
>"godamn it..."
>spend some more time to collect ourselves before coming back down to dinner where we try and act "normal".

>>25611667
metaphorical

These are ghosts, blackbelt don't mean shit to ghosts.

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>>25611585

Rukia.

>>25611667
Including the shouting idiot and the black haired playa? They did a filler arc where Kisuke did that. Might be interesting as a basis for their powers.

>>25611667
Supposedly all of Ichigo's classmates introduced by name, pre SS were supposed to have powers but the editors or someone like that rushed Kubo so they got missed out

>>25611667

>Ghosts
>Giving a shit about a black belt

laughinghollows.jpg

>>25611611
>actions?
Slump back on bed. Start at ceiling. Try not to think of Orihime sneaking back into our room...take cold shower and head back to bed.

>>25611623
I am 25 and I have my first waifu... from an anime, who isn't even a main character. I hate this, but fuck me if she doesn't come off as someone who would be great to be around. Constant monster murder aside.

>>25611667
You can't really karate judo super sentai jump kick a Spooky Ghost(tm). I for one hope she grows colder and goes Arrancar like suggested earlier.

>>25611712
I am entirely unsurprised. Kinda bummed we didn't get to see it though...

>>25611713
Wasn't there an episode prior to Chad getting powers where he beats the shit out of a Hollow with his bare hands? I mean yeah "latent powers" were probably involved, but still, he beat the shit out of a ghost with his bare hands.

>>25611705
Especially the shouting idiot. And the psychotic lesbian.

>>25611755

That's Chad bro. he is magical and shit so it doesn't count.

>>25611755
Hes Mexican.

>>25611753
>turns out Ichigo was just a cleaver distraction to get Aizen's focus, the real heroes were his retarded friend and the lesbian all along.

>>25611753
Yeah me too
>>25611755
He also had a power pole that he ripped out of the ground, didn't he?

>>25611772
They had fun powers, especially the lesbian. Also, I'm new to /tg/, do we roll with our post numbers?

>>25611788
Fair point.

>>25611799
read the sticky and then read OP

>>25611799
It's the first line of the sticky which is the first thread on the first page, the one with the kitten picture

>>25611799
What type of powers did they have? Might be easier on Cos to work with what was already laid out.

Guys guys, back on topic.

>>25611830
So do I use 2d6 or 5d42?

>>25611694
... so we have to find someone to teach her magic karate?

Perhaps Yoruichi could teach her and Tatsuki Hakuda? Or whatever the fancy unarmed style she uses is?

>>25611878
Read the roll call when he calls for a roll.

>>25611878
Use what you're asked for

>>25611865
Basically the lesbian got more powerful the hornier she got, and then raped a bunch of female enemies, and Tatsuki got Falco Punch. Can't remember what the shouting guy did.

>>25611903
>>25611905
Thanks. Sorry for not reading the sticky ahead of time.

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>>25611585

>almost the exact same story
>except it's about a pornstar I like who cosplayed as Rukia, so I started watching the show to get context

>>25611726
This.

>>25611899
I'm thinking it'll probably be another of Urahara's associates. Heck, maybe the vizards will show up comically early and we can get the barrier dude to help her out. And learn self hollowification before heading to SS the first time.

>>25611924
>except it's about a pornstar I like who cosplayed as Rukia
Details NOW

>>25610941
I want Yoruichi with us, personally - if Soi Fon wants any of that, she'l,l have to settle for sharing, or getting nothing

>>25611949
THEY ALREADY HAVE!

>>25611743
>Constant monster murder aside.
>implying the monster murder doesn't make her even hotter
What are you, some kind of fag?

>>25611924

>A pornstar cosplayed as Rukia.

Be back in a minute guys. I got to go feed my dogs yeah.

>>25611927
>>25611726
NO
We need to eat.

>>25611960
>NTRing Soi Fon
Truely you people are worse than hitler.

>>25611974
Not if shit's constantly coming after you just by association.
You need to think these things through.

>>25611986
WE FUCKING DID.

>>25611611
Check to see if anyone listened in on this

Please be Yoruichi!

>>25611956

Ellie Idol.

>>25611975

It wasn't for a shoot or anything, apparently she just actually likes the character.

>So, what's the game plan?

>>25611964
I am aware. The point was that we have a wide range of options available already. And I don't think Yoruichi is the best mentor for Orihime given her powers. Could be entertaining though, so I'll back off.

>>25611755
Yes but Chad is stupidly strong for a human. Like seriously crazy fucking strong. Orihime COULD punch a Hollow, but I don't think she would have anything close to enough force behind her blows to really hurt it.

Remember, martial arts are for fighting humans. Karate doesn't teach you how to fight giant murder-ghosts which more often than not are only semi-humanoid at best.

>>25611986
I'm being merciful - I'm giving her an option to spend time with Yoruichi.
Otherwise, if I wasn't so kind, I would be all for just going after her and ignoring whatever Soi Fon would feel about it.

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>>25612018

That is awesome. There is not words.

>>25612032
Still voting on checking out if anyone listened in on this.
We need to calm down, a little, before anything else happens.

>>25612032
Get some sleep.

>>25611998
>not wanting to be rescued by your badass girlfriend
I repeat my question. What are you, some kind of fag?

>>25612032
Sleep until something happens or morning, whichever comes first

>>25612032
No idea. Practice spirit sensing until we either fall asleep or get board and try out that Pez stuff.

Rolled 6

>>25612032
Reiatsu detection, then sleep.

>>25612032
Lament the absurdity of our situation, attempt sleep.

Maybe tomorrow will be less batshit crazy (hah, who am I kidding? We both know the kubo train has no breaks).

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>>25612044

>Karate doesn't teach you how to fight giant murder-ghosts

Pffft. Look at this casual.

>>25611960
>>25611986

I want Soi fon as much as Yoruichi, though.

Can't we make her happy, too?

>>25612032
We should go talk to Rukia
>Rukia is at the Soul Society... probably being KUBO'd due to her forbidden knowledge. Gin is going to have to regretfully mercy kill her to keep his plan in place.
Well shit. I guess we try meditating. Maybe try and talk to the Old Man in black.

>>25612072
>What could go wrong with letting Kon out of the bag?
Actually, isn't he something that Rukia would exterminate on sight (or at least confiscate) if she had her full powers? Might be a problem down the road.

>>25612130
To achieve that we must first master the cat-fu.

>>25612138
This. We learn more about this fucker as much as we can. He is in our soul, he powers our sword, we want him to be our best fucking friend.

>>25612138
>Talk to the Old Man in black.
That's a very good idea.

>>25611712
I've also heard, although I have no confirmation, that Soul Society was supposed to be a great big finale, and the series was gonna end on a "Rukia is rescued, our heroes go back to what they were doing before, the adventure continues!" type of note, but the editors said "Fuck that, the series is a gold mine and you will write MORE, DAMMIT!".

>>25612167
100% down with that, so long as we DO go after Soi Fon once the cat is in the sack-I meanbag.

>>25612161
Why would she do that? She's the one that kept him after he was recalled.

>>25612138
Seconding this. For how much Hat and Clogs was talking about getting buddy buddy with our murder knife, it'd probably be a good idea to see what's good with him. Provided it's not too late. Maybe bring him a Rubix Cube somehow.

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>>25612032
Pull Rukia out of our closet and tell her that she's bunking with our sisters and Orihime.

>>25612138
>talk to the old man in black
WRONG! Talk to the cool black and white version of ourselves. He's where the cool powers comes from.

>>25612138
Yeah, go for it. We need to talk to Zangetsu more. It annoyed me in canon that while Soul Reapers had a close bond with their Zanpakuto, Ichigo almost never talked to Zangetsu unless he needed a powerup.

>>25612226
We haven't even met him yet.

>>25612217
>"Rukia I... I need you. To warm up my bed for me while I shower."
In any case she's not here right now.

>>25612193
No, you were right the first time.

>>25612138
>[X] Ask Zangetsu for relationship advice

>>25612264
>we haven't even met him yet
We clearly need to fix that. Going to the old man probably would though, so I'll keep my mouth shut.

>>25612237
Same here; he was no better than Kenpachi... although Kenpachi was plenty badass on his own.

Zangetsu is forever bored and annoyed. We need to check up on him from time to time.

So, detection test, talk to murderknife, and then sleep?


I can get behind this.

>>25612264
>she's not here right now.
Actually, my point was that we have no idea when she was coming back. Might be a week. Might have happened while we were training. We dunno...

>>25612226
>implying we know anything about that yet.

Actually, we should ask the old man about that mask, and what exactly that did to our soul, because Catmidget was freaking the fuck out when it did happen.

If she's freaking badly enough to pull a sword on us, then we need to learn more about that shit.

>>25612275
Also this.

if Juha Bach from a thousand years ago is that fucking cool, he's had to have had some amazing experiences, and we need his advice.

We could tell him that our minds being in disarray from romantic troubles will only make us fight worse.

>>25612275
> Zangetsu what if this girl with GIANT and I do mean giant cans has a crush on you, but you want to go after a cat, someone you don't know exists yet, and a girl you constantly fight with and have known for less than a week?
>... leave this place and never return
>We lose our powers
>Try and go full Quency
>Rukia mercy kills us
>Quest Over

>[X] Try to spirit sense
>[X] Try to talk to old man Zangetsu

You clench your fists, unaware how to deal with the situation with Inoue. You take deep breaths, trying to calm yourself.

You sit down, and decide to center yourself with feeling out with your sixth sense.


Afterwards, you try to reach that inner world where your Zanpakuto spirit, Zangetsu, resides.

>roll me 2d20, the first is for spirit detection, the second for trying to meditate and reach OMZ

>also, what the fuck Captcha: declaration nailble

>>25612347
Support!

>>25612347

>girl you constantly fight with

We like our girls feisty.

Rolled 4, 7 = 11

>>25612372
H-here I go!

Rolled 8, 7 = 15

>>25612372
Here. We. Go!

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>inb4 Real Zangetsu

Rolled 20, 1 = 21

>>25612372

Rolled 12, 2 = 14

>>25612347

>>25612347
>forgetting Tatsuki
It'd be more like
>Zangetsu, what if this girl with GIANT and I do mean giant cans has a crush on you, but you're interested in another girl, who was giving Tits McGee advice on how to seduce you earlier?
>Wait, why are you asking me?
>Well, I figured, you're a sword, phallic imagery, you'd be a great sex guru.
>What is wrong with you?
>I may or may not have been kicked in the head by my father on a daily basis since a rather young age.

>>25612032
Check immediate surroundings. Chill. Sleep.

>>25612215
Man up, pussy. Nothing to cry about yet.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>25612372
Move those dice!

Rolled 12, 1 = 13

>>25612372

Rolled 16, 19 = 35

>>25612372
Rollan'

>>25612406
So apparently...that just cancelled everything.

>>25612422
>>25612424
You fucking bastards.

Rolled 20, 1 = 21

>>25612372
Lets do this thing
sorry for cluttering with shitposting

Rolled 11, 9 = 20

>>25612372

>>25612406
WELP.

No inner peace for us!

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>>25612406
I don't even know how to feel about this

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Rolled 1, 3 = 4

>>25612406
>>25612408

Oh dear lord here we go again.

Rolled 20, 17 = 37

>>25612372
Is KUBO TIME?

Rolled 17, 15 = 32

>>25612410
THE DIE IS CAST!

>>25612406
>>25612422
>>25612424
>>25612439
Well, we aren't sleeping tonight. That's for sure.

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Rolled 19, 17 = 36

>>25612406
>>25612422
>>25612424
>>25612439
I'm sorry Ichigo, your Zanpakuto is in another Soul Reaper.

>>25612453
There goes one nat20...

Rolled 17, 11 = 28

>>25612406
>>25612422
>>25612424
>>25612439
And then Ichigo's sword gave him the silent treatment. Forever.

>>25612462
>Zangetsu has jumped on the Orihime Waifu train
>He's fucking pissed at us
>Roll for combat

>>25612439
>>25612406
... what are the fucking odds?

>>25612496
And he's laughing on the chat I'm in with him.


WELP.

>>25612483
It would appear our sword is a tit man.

>>25612496
You are assuming that we didn't just obliterate our Zanpaktu...

>>25612496
Fuck him we're going delicious brown yoruichi, if it's the last thing we do.

Rolled 3, 18 = 21

>>25612506
1 in 160,000 I think.

>>25612439
>>25612406


KUUUUUUBOOOOOOO

>>25612549
Isn't it 1 in 256?

>>25612521
Oh god. Did the old man decide that he had to kill the "real" Zangetsu because Ichigo couldn't be allowed to become an overpowered shinigami? Because that would fit too well.

>>25612575
Disregard that. I'm an idiot.

>>25612581
He just laughed and other people are saying "Do it! Do it!"

>>25612581
No. We found geryscale Ichigo.

Rolled 1, 7 = 8

Here we go...

>>25612439
>>25612406
>Detect all the spirits
> Zangetsu is pissed at us for turning down his waifu and the next time we go Reaper mode we don't have a sword

this quest needs some fan art

Rolled 10, 11 = 21

Shouldn't our sword be all about Rukia?

>>25612506
The odds of any one roll getting the specific combination of 20, 1 are 1 in 400.

The odds of rolling that specific combo twice within the first 10 rolls are... very fucking low.

Rolled 8, 10 = 18

>>25612406
>>25612422
>>25612424
>>25612439
The hardest part is that I have no idea how this much fail can be fluffed for doing almost nothing.
I mean... do we mentally shout at Zangetsu so loudly we kill him? Do we focus so hard that we shatter our Soul Reaper power into itty bitty tiny fragments?
I mean, it can't just be "nothing happens" after 4 nat 1s.

>>25612521
>>25612593
What the shit are you talking about?

>>25612593
what is this magical chat land?
share with us the best ofs

>>25612581
FFFFFFFFFF
Well I guess we where getting too much power too quickly... after all

>>25612394
Ok I really need to catch up.

>>25612625
Nah, it just wants to be king. Doesn't care about the waifu-wars yet.

>>25612645
They appear to be in a chat with the OP, and are commenting on his reaction.

>>25612645
I'm in a chatroom Cos is in, too.

He started laughing at >>25612496


>>25612646

Sorta not that public of a chat. Sorry.

>>25612638
I'm pretty sure that we either broke our sword (yay sudden fullbringer arc), or we're about to meet Hollowchigo. We are looking for Zangetsu after all...

Rolled 17, 10 = 27

>>25612604
I think this makes pretty good sense. So now the only course of action is to shout "WHERE'S ZNAGETSU!" at him for 30 minutes.

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>20
>1.…x4

You try to reach out with your sixth sense. In your house you feel your sisters’ and Inoue’s presences. Faintly, you feel presences that remind you of Chad and Tatsuki.

And, for half a moment, you feel a hollow’s Reiatsu…along with a muted presence that reminds you of your mother…

Letting go of your sixth sense, you try to reach the inner world, but as you think you reach it, you hear what sounds like rain before what feels like a barrier is erected, and you feel like you’re barred from the place, you feel a strong sense of discontent pointed at you. For amoment you hear his voice.

“Ichigo, What is ‘Zangetsu’ to you? A toy?”

And, then, silence.

>actions?

>>25612686
>>25612604
This actually makes decent sense. I mean after that kind of roll something has to happen, just not what we were expecting. And this would be pretty unexpected.

>>25612695

"It's a badass sword, obviously."

YOUR MOVE, BADASS SWORD.

>>25612695
"Honestly? I don't know yet. It's only been two days, and I'm still nearly completely lost here."

>>25612695
.... Try to enter shinigami mode. I have a nasty feeling our sword won't be there.

>>25612695
Our eyes snap open and we gasp in a panic. Shit we'll need to go back to the shop and figure out what that was all about. Maybe he was trying to sleep or something. Fuck.
Slowly drift into sleep for a supremely shitty night since we probably couldn't deal with that Hollow ourselves right now. Fuck.

also I guess Chad's alive after all.

>>25612695
Jump off the roof of your house and see if your powers activate.

>>25612695
"I don't know what Zangetsu is... I don't know what I am. You're here because of the memories in my spirit... I thought you would know..."

Rolled 9

>>25612695
[X] Apologize

All of you people saying Zangetsu would be destroyed...the dude's pretty badass.

>>25612695
"I wouldn't know just yet. I don't make judgements that quickly, especially when I don't know the guy I'm talking to that well."

>>25612695
"A partner. One who helps me defend those who cannot defend themselves."

>>25612695
WE ARE THE ARM OF JUSTICE! IT IS OUR DUTY TO DEFEND THOSE WHO CANNOT AGAINST THE GHOST MINACE!
SUPER SENTAI GHOST POWERS... ACTIVATE!
... FUCK OUR SWORD IS GONE! PANIC!

Rolled 2

>>25612695
[X] Well, you live inside my head, so... a part of me?

Rolled 7

>>25612695
Kubo time.

>>25612695
"No, not a toy. But I don't know 'Zangetsu' well enough to know what he is to me yet. He's more than just a sword, but is he a good guy or bad? Does he have a sense of humor? Can I make his existence more comfortable somehow? Can he teach me or at least help make some of this makes make more sense...? I want to get to know him better, so I can figure out what he is to me."

Rolled 12

Methinks we need to talk to an expert about how you apologize to your sword.

Maybe while trying to scratch a certain cat's ears

>>25612695
>"Yes?"

Time to break the setting.

>>25612695
"Shut the fuck up. What? YOU CANT GET A DANCE, NIGGA I DONT EVEN KNOW YA”

>>25612810
I like this.
Let's go with this - it gets across that we're a little apologetic, by offering to try and help make his place nicer, while also trying to offer a dialogue.

>>25612695
"Whatever the fuck I want it to be. I don't understand this too well, but apparently you need me alive, and I need your power, so unless you want to die, you better drop the shit and help me out."

>>25612695
>...Zangetsu is a magic sword I got ahold of two days ago when someone just about killed me, and since then it's the only thing keeping me alive. I wouldn't call it a toy, but it's much more than just a sword. I have no idea what, or Who, Zangetsu is yet. I had hoped to come here and find out.

>>25612810
This is good.

>>25612695
That's a stupid as fuck question. A toy? Really? Because, obviously, the fuck huge sword that helps beat angry, ravenously hungry ghosts with sweet tooth for their former loved-ones is a toy.

>>25612695
Besides being something I've barely had any time to get to know, a grumpy old bastard

Pop a candy from the bunny peZ dispenser and investigate chad & hollow.

>>25612695
"A companion."

>>25612870
Dude he's right there. It's rude to pretend otherwise.

>>25612890
Running off to fight hollows is probably a bad idea when our hollow-killing sword is having an old-man grump fit.

>>25612890
I thought we were sensing our fullbring, but I guess it could have been grand fisher. Still, let's finish halting to our sword/super-ego before we head out.

>[X] try to talk to Zangetsu

Silence seems to permeate the room even worse than it did when Inoue left. It seems like you’ve offended Zangetsu somehow. Sitting down in a meditative pose, you try to focus back on the inner world to meet him.

As you try to reach for it, you feel something blocking your way, like an insurmountable barrier.

>[ ] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)
>[ ] give up for now.

Rolled 27

>>25612965
>[ ] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)

Full obstinate is GO. I just really want to see what I roll.

Rolled 50

>>25612965
Welp.

Rolled 17

>>25612965
>make things worse.
Don't mind if I do.

Rolled 7

>>25612695
A partner to help us defend the weak. He is our budy-cop!

Rolled 22

>>25612965
>[x] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)

Rolled 96

>>25612965
BREAK IT DOWN!!

Rolled 93

>>25612976
How disappointing. Didn't even break 30.

Rolled 54

>>25612965
"I don't have time for this, old man!"

Rolled 62

>>25612965
Giga...

Drill... BREAKER!

Rolled 11

>>25612965
ZANGETSU
>Rolled 1

Rolled 3

>>25612965
Communication is very important.

Rolled 21

>>25612965
[X] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)

Bitch this is my mind.

Rolled 65

>>25612965
OUR NAME IS ICHIGO! WE DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!

Rolled 34

>>25612965
BREAK DOWN
like an explosion, we'll get there.

Rolled 33

>>25612987
>>25612989
Huh.

>>25612983
Check yo dice.

Rolled 61

>>25612965
My roll is the roll that pierces the heavens

Rolled 28

>>25612965
>[X] Break it down. Whatever Zangetsu is, nothing will be resolved like it is now. (1d100)

>>25612981
So, this is the one Cos's taking, right?

Rolled 7

>>25612983
Quick, we need drawfaggotry of Ichigo and Zangetsu as Crockett and Tubbs, stat!

Rolled 5

>>25612965
BREAK IT DOWN!

>>25612987
Damn, too late.

Rolled 53

>>25613007
Well, that's... two 1's, I guess?

Rolled 52

>>25613033
Why the shit would he take that one when he's been doing 'best of' barring crits?

Rolled 2

>>25612965
Boom goes the barricade!

Rolled 30

>>25612965
KUUUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOO

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250 replies.
Nothing has happened.
Mfw.

Rolled 71

>>25613061
Best of 3, crits within 100.
>>25612987 might be considered a crit, depending if Cos is accepting 1-5 an 99-100 as crits on a d100. He might only accept 1 and 100 as crits on a d100

Rolled 84

>>25613061
>Why the shit would he take that one when he's been doing 'best of' barring crits?
Best of three, plus crits in first ten, right?

Well.

Rolled 19

>>25612965
GET SOME!

Rolled 47

>>25613105
Shit, crits within 10, not 100, 10.

Rolled 64

>>25612965
Ram headfirst into the problem until the problem isn't there anymore!

>>25613105
Pretty sure it's only 1 and 100. May well be wrong though.

>>25613100
Oh god it's just like Bleach

>>25613129
Also like Bleach.

Rolled 4

>>25613100
Well when each storypost is getting 20-30 replies each...

>>25612965
We're a magic man! We got magic... Hands...

>>25613153
Well, we are trying to stay faithful to the spirit of the source material.

>>25613153

The quest was too accurate.

I'm bailing out before Soul Society.

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>>25613105
>>25613115
>best of only first 3
Fucking really? With the numbers here? I figured he was doing first 10 with crits extending to the next 10. 3 is too goddamn small. He might as well average them too while he's at it.

Rolled 51

>>25612965

>come back to this

Oh christ guys what have you been doing

>>25613179
>implying we'll ever go to Soul Society
>implying that Soul Society (or the relevant elements there of) wont come to us

Rolled 9, 6 = 15

>>25613185

It is glorious however to see the dice fuck us so hard.

>>25613211
We will have crit failed ourselves to death long before attempting to master Bankai.

>>25613185
...we did tell you to read the first post...

>>25613205
Rolling a very improbable amount of 1s on our "go have a chat with Zangetsu" roll.

>>25613231
No, I was not told. I've been present for the past 3-4 thread & I guess I never noticed. Still doesn't change that taking results from such a small sample is retarded.

>>25612496
this is now my head canon

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>96

You don’t give a damn if there’s a barrier there or not. That inner world is a part of you, and you’re going in there no matter what.

With a fierce mental push you find yourself on the side of a skyscraper, in a sideways world. The sky above you is full of clouds that are down pouring.

At the ‘top’ of the building is Zangetsu, staring down at you as lightning crackles overhead.

“Ichigo”

>action

>>25613364
>FUCK YOU ZANGETSU GIVE ME POWER!!!

Rolled 2

>>25613364
"Sup? Want to go smash some shit to let out pent up aggression?"

>>25613364
>>25613391
This but with an added attempt to punch him.

>>25613364
"Zangestu. Maybe we can talk now that you've done the petulant-child-slamming-his-door act?"

>>25613364

ENGAGE IN HAND TO HAND

Rolled 69

>>25613364
"Cut the drama and tell me what's up."

We just turned down a big breasted, and willing girl. He'd better have a damn good reason.

>>25613364
Meet him with an icy stare
"Old Man Zangetsu."

>>25613364

Apologize.

Get on your hands and knees and apologize for not treating Zangetsu as a partner.

Rolled 19

>>25613364
"What the hell is wrong with you that you're acting like a glump?"

... and hell. Punctuate it with a sneak attack. Sure, he's our partner. But if he's gonna be like this, then he's gonna get the short end of the stick!

>>25613409
STOP

FUCKING

ROLLING

Rolled 4

>>25613364

Manly fistfight time?

>>25613413
>He'd better have a damn good reason.
"I really like big titties. I mean, like, fucking love them."

>>25613364
What's got you all pissy now?

Rolled 35

>>25613185
10/10 OP reading skill mang. You made a right proppa investment.

>>25613445
How can a sword even motorboat breasts without cutting them?

>>25613364
"I never said you where a toy, or a tool. I learned today that your a partner and a part of me. I don't know what I did to offend you but I'm sorry. I want to learn about you, communicate with you so we can work together."

Rolled 9

>>25613364
I HAVE COME FOR POWER OLD MAN! AND YOU'LL GIVE IT TO ME OR I -WILL- TAKE IT