>>25607915
Run away.
Time to hack our hair down nice and short, get us a vespa and a navy blue Rickenbacker 4000/4001 (depending if we're left or right handed), and just ride.

>>25607915

Just say "Your a month behind moron"

Then.

>[X]Run away, this girl has a screw or two loose.

>>25608056
Maybe not yet
We need some practice with our sword and the bad guys never get killed/captured on the first battle.
But we should definitely do the guitar thing later.

>>25607915
"If you like uptight me so much go find her at her club or whatever and quit bothering cool me."
Then [x] Walk away, because we're not really prepared for a fight but running is undignified. She's one of the good guys, she's not going to stab a defenceless person who's shown no aggression in the back, right?

>>25607915
Fight her. If all goes bad, it's all Blue's fault, we were just created hours ago, blah blah betray the other guys.

>>25608154
4000 is a bass, actually. 4001 is the southpaw model of the same instrument.

>>25607915
Ask her if this is really the course of action
I mean fuck, we JUST showed up and she's transforming into axe chick.

What if we actually were her friend or something
That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?

Running away seems to be winning right now with two votes. Will wait 5 more minutes then I'm writing.

Misdirection.

"Hey, lets not fight. I'm here to help, I just had to be careful."

>>25608310

Lets see if we can talk her down and get info about them. After all, who'd believe that a nice person like us is a villain?

>>25607915
>bike shorts underneath
>chainmail-like design sown(sic) on her clothes.
Can we make fun of this?
Because it's honestly pretty gigglesnort-worthy.

>>25608339
Running away and talk her down are tied. Mind giving me a tiebreaker?

>>25608399
Agh damn you quick reply, forgetting my name

>>25607915
[x] ...Bike shorts. How chaste.
[x] Look, I've got an appointment with Cure Blade. Mind taking a raincheck?

>>25608399
Talking her down

>>25608399

Lets talk her down/joke about the outfit.

>>25608399
Mock the outfit. Especially the bike shorts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTvewPtk7sg

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"Hey hey calm down, I don't really want any trouble, honest!" You try to diffuse the situation, "I was just trying to have some fun let loose some steam of the things that were dropped on me literally minutes after I was born."

She's a bit taken back at this and relaxes her combat stance a bit. "Well...if you put it that way, its just that after Momoko was was hurt after..." She trails off a bit, "I've been on edge lately. But destroying the hard work of other people is something that you should never ever again, got it?"

"Yeah yeah" You say dismissively, "Oh by the way, did you make that outfit yourself or or did it come with the job. Ringmail design went out of style centuries ago! And those bike shorts are just ridiculous" You mock her almost laughing.

"You're one to talk, you're wearing them yourself." She crosses her arms and looks at you. You loo down at yourself and you do have them under your skirt, same as her. "Oh...." You say feeling a bit silly, "The ringmail pattern is still silly." You refuse to admit defeat on the subject. As an extra effort you dismiss your sword, feeling an extra layer of cloth underneath your own...bike shorts.

She seems to be more relaxed now but you can tell she considers you an enemy, although not a dangerous one for now.

[]What to do?

>>25608722
We should bring up that we had no choice in the matter.
Although we should get some new clothes soon.

>>25608722
Explain how we're literally hours old and that 'some blue guy' grew us from a memory fragment, whatever that is.

>>25608722
"Wanna get drunk together?"

>>25608722
See if we can figure out some stuff.
Just kind of ask her about the entire situation here.
And what's up with that castle anyways, huh?

>>25608722
"So, what's this about Momoko getting hurt?

Oh, and do you want to get drunk? I've got this alcohol stuff that looks like it might be fun.

Why is there a giant castle over there anyway?"

Trying to create a vote to explain our situation in a way that doesn't get us beheaded by Axe. Keep on running into writer's block. Basically explain who created us and their stupid plan that involves the assumption that an anger beast is an actual threat and that we can beat blade one on one.

>>25608880
>>25608852
We should toss in a general "what the fuck" just for good measure

>>25608722
Try to be friendly (I.E. relax our instinctual revulsion as much as possible through letting it have an outlet in snark and snide insults) and get some information on them.

[x] ask if her weapon turns into her panties too and ask if there is a way to change that costume option

>>25609150
Yes, very much this.
If the answer is negative, just another reason to go hobo as fast as possible. Fuckin scientists.

>>25609020
[x] Yeah, I know this sounds callous and stupid to say to you right now, but do you know when Momoko can climb outta bed or the hospital? I kinda need to know that for my job.
[x] My job? It's to nod at whatever Blue Man says and follow King Asshole's orders. Can't exactly quit and go to the arcade like I wanted to, since my salary is my life. He'll be going on about spitting in the face of his generosity shen I come back emptyhanded.

>>25609178
Oooh, I like this. Little miss cure can take all our job-bitching like a good minion would.
[x]Can you believe they give more food to a talking bear than their supposedly oh-so-important dark Cure? He wouldn't even share a thing at first! And I'm pretty sure at least one of them is a huge perv, I refuse to believe any decent entity could create this fucking weapon..."

>>25609258
But he steals it, all the time. He's told you that.

>>25609304
Yeah, but why would we be reasonable about that? We're bitching here.

>>25608196
So are we a lefty?
Because that would kind of make sense, now that I think about it.
You know, with the whole mirror thing.

[]Questions

"So uh, I just got dropped into this world without knowing anything besides that I had to defeat you and Cure Blade." You begin, "Mind filling me in on the details of what has happened lately? I was literally born a few hours ago. And besides a bloody bear gets more food than the supposedly more important me, an idea how that makes me feel?"

She seems to be sigh and get closer to you, grabbing you by the wrist, "Alright, I'll tell you, lets go somewhere else though. Somewhere high." She practically drags you along with her jumps and running. By the time you reach the bottom of a radio tower on a building roof world is spinning around. She didn't even give you much chance to follow her on your own, though cracking jokes at her ringmail pattern surely didn't help.

"Alright, where do I start?" She looks thoughtful, "I guess it started when The Demons, that's what we call them, behind the Nightmare Door figured out a way to get past its cracks about two months ago and Kuma began looking for the seal when he didn't find it he began terrorizing the school. Then this little creature came to me and Momoko asking us to become Precure, we didn't believe it but we played along because...well, we really couldn't let anyone get hurt. We've been fighting against him since then."

She takes a breath, "And how did Momoko get hurt?" you decide to ask while she recovers.

"She doesn't look pleased by your question but answers anyways, "We were fighting Kuma and one of his monsters and well...I made a mistake, kicked the monster too, right onto Momoko and before I knew it Kuma was dragging out a crystal out of her, she's had headaches and been very distracted since then."

She's looking out towards the castle.

"Whats that castle anyways?" You finally ask after a bit of an awkward silence.

"Our school."

Her phone rings with the same music as before and she answers, whispering, you can't really hear her.

[]Get Closer
[]Wait it out
[]Attack?

>>25609385
[X]Get Closer

Listen in on the conversation, we may as well.

>>25609385
Fuck off elsewhere, steal some cash and buy a CD player

>>25609385
Wait. We owe her one for filling us in on so much.

>>25609385
Are you kidding me? We've totally got things going smoothly here, no point attacking or fucking it up. Just wait it out.
Everyone knows Cures are weak to even mildly sympathetic villains, after all.

>>25609385
>"She doesn't look pleased by your question but answers anyways, "We were fighting Kuma and one of his monsters and well...I made a mistake, kicked the monster too, right onto Momoko and before I knew it Kuma was dragging out a crystal out of her, she's had headaches and been very distracted since then."
We should probably 'fess up on this one.
After we finish eavesdropping, that is.

[x] Wait it out, then ask if she got crystaled too because crystal = dark younger? sisterhood, then ask to meet cure blade, we are going to barge into her family and become a freeloader, elsie from TWGOK style

>>25609413
We need to steal some fucking clothes first. So we can stop being a stupid-looking magical girl with chainmail shorts without being naked.

>>25609448
I agree, honestly. It would be a pretty nice dilemma for miss Axe her friend's well-being versus our sentience and individuality (and the honestly and non-aggression makes us look good).

>>25609594

Not really a dilemma here. She just met us so that could backfire spectacularly.

>>25609616
How is it not a dilemma exactly? We're not exactly unambiguous evil or anything. The second part is fair, but eh, might as well take some risks. Besides, how long would it take them to realize what's going on anyway? Surely not long.

>>25609553
Yes
>>25609594
>Force her to choose between their friend or doing the right thing
>Make us look like a victim and an honest, misguided individual
Man, that is evil as shit
I like it.
>>25609616
But then she's be being the bad guy

>>25609645
She probably already did. She hasn't asked a single question about why we look exactly like her friend or what we mean by being born hours ago. Actually, she hasn't asked anything. You'd think she would be at least slightly curious about us.

>>25609700
Yeah, before that I figured she pretty much knew, but...surely given her concern over her friend and mentioning the fight, she'd have made a comment about it at some point?

You decide to eavesdrop on her conversation. You do your best to nonchalantly get closer to her to listen in and she walks away, she isn't even looking at you! You walk closer and she walks away until you finally catch up to her and listen in. "Yes I know we got to stop him, where is he? Why would he be there? He only steals food not alcohol." She turns over to glance at you, apparently not caring much that you'll hear in the next piece of the conversation. "I've got a little pink-colored problem on my end as well, I'm not sure if I can leave her alone. What? Not you, her. Yeah its complicated, lets just say she looks a lot like you and- yes its weird. I'll see you there." She hands up, and looks at you again, "Well can I trust you to not attack us while we're dealing with Kuma or run away in case I leave you here?"

How do you respond?
[]Accompany her, just don't let Kuma see you
[]Stay here, you don't want to risk Kuma seeing you not fighting alongside him.
[]Writein

>>25609737
>Other
Agree to meet up somewhere, then hit the streets and grab some plainclothes

>>25609737
Staying here is probably our best bet, we could get more trust from her if we're found here later, and more answers from it.

>>25609737
"Eh, sure. I need to find somewhere to sleep, though. And something to eat. That's why the bear is here. I told him we need some alcohol."

>>25609737
[]Writein
How about I "help him fight you and keep hitting him on accident?

[x] Break up with Kuma, it was never meant to be

>>25609737
Who gives a shit about Kuma? We're not gonna help her anyway, and we've got a legit reason to not attack (infiltration).
[x]"Would you trust me if I said yes? Don't worry about it. I'd tell you to give your friend my best wishes, but I'm afraid my...creation has left me with some very annoying involuntary reactions regarding her. Not that my best wishes are worth much to anyone else either, I suppose."

Work that apathetic victim of circumstance angle! It's even true.

>>25609737
Can we ask if we can't talk our bear down?
And while we're at it, grab out booze?

>>25609737
Stay "Sure, I'll just sit here and get drunk, I guess."

/tg/'s ability to make options and have a fragmented sort of consensus never ceases to amuse me, however staying at the base of the radio tower is winning.

>>25609946
I Really need to be more careful of not forgetting my trip while I'm Questing

>>25609737
I'm going to level with you here. I've got some kind of hard-wired response to instinctively hate whoever I was cloned or whatever from. Kuma and I are getting along ok I guess, but I really FUCKING hate that I was just brought into the world without any say in who I get to be friends with, no plans to even feed me, and apparently the only plans they did have for me was for me to almost certainly get myself killed. So what say we work something out? Obviously I can't sit down with my counterpart, but I think we could negotiate by proxy."

>>25610038
Support

>>25610038
we can save it for after, think it's too late to sway people/make Kintolesky rewrite for this vote.

[x] Bear gets me food. Is he doing something bad? I was really hungry because I hadn't eaten anything ever before so he was going to be really nice and get me something.

[x] optional: what is this thing called money?!

[X] Wait at tower, ask to borrow the phone to chat with Blade as we wait for her to return, we still want more info from either of them

>>25610190
actually, that's a half-decent idea. we can't talk to her in person because hate, and we don't have any easy way of getting her number, so using Blade's phone will let us communicate and test if the hate is super-strong over the phone with little risk.

Nevermind, Blade is going to with Axe to beat up Kuma, no time to talk to us

instead, try calling the "little creature", i hope its not an incubator...

"I'll stay here while you deal with him. Just...don't let me see Cure Blade or let her get anywhere close to me, I think the way I was made left me with some uncontrollable urges, making me hate even the fact that I look almost like her." You say, she nods and you are suddenly left alone on the top of a radio tower, looking at the distance.

You can tell that they're done fighting since the dust clouds that have been building up in the distance have stopped and yet Cure Axe isn't back yet. You wait some more, and then some more until you hear footsteps behind you. You turn around and see...the big red demon king, looking down at you, his face still obscured by shadows despite it being in broad daylight. He shouldn't be here, that's why he needed you, right? "Remember Mirror Blade, you are born from my powers and I do not like failure, much less uselessness." Despite having that sort of presence, you don't really feel like he's really there...and are proved right when a bird flies through him

Black lightning comes out from his fingertip and strikes you straight in the heart, you don't feel pain just your body becoming incredibly heavy and an incredible desire to go to sleep. "Your powers belong to me, whatever is you're planning better be good." Are the last words you hear him say.before you fall asleep...

You wake up...later the sun is down and you're somewhere soft, with music in the background. You wake up groggy and find Cure Axe untransformed sitting in the couch across the room from you, her cell phone on the table. "What happened to you? When I got back you were sprawled on the floor, did you get heat stroke?" She asks and you notice a very cold glass of lemonade on the table between you two. "Anything you want to ask before we talk with Momoko?" She holds out her cellphone.

[]Write in

>>25610341
[X] I really, really, hate my boss.

>>25610341
"You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a band, would you? I need to challenge my boss to a rock off, and it's hard to beat a demon in a rock off if all you've got is a bassist."

>>25610341
"Is there a union for mirror cures?"

So, I'm guessing our mission is to fight/kill the actual cures right?

What if we set up a 1984 scenario, fight semi-frequently but one or the other of us manages to escape by varying margins, "victor" chosen randomly each time?

>>25610366
Seconded.

>>25610341
"Ugh...fucking working hazards. How'd the fight go?"
Then after talking about that, go with >>25610038. Fuck the demon king, it's way too early for him to cut his losses anyway, since we haven't actually helped the cures yet,

>>25610341
Fuck you dad, I do what I want.
"Yo, can I get some real clothes? I wasn't joking about these ones looking like shit."
"Also exactly what is the situation with the demon door or whatever?"
"I assume this is the only place they can attack, so can the demon king's powers reach beyond here?"

>>25610341
Can we secrete poison from our sweat glands? That'd be pretty cool. We could use it to poison them.

I gotta say, though, fuck this demon-overlord dude. God damn, we make our own path.

>>25610435
>"I assume this is the only place they can attack, so can the demon king's powers reach beyond here?"
...Are you suggesting we fuck off to another country and become a crime boss?

[X] Burst into tears

You were just born and then people were mean to you and then everything is so confusing can you help me out? I don't know what to do!

Later tell boss that keeping an eye on their movements and subtly distracting them is totally proper and the right thing. Trust us, you shoved the memory shard in us. We know just when to strike.

>>25610341
"Hey, heads-up, demon-daddy has some remote-control powers or some shit, so don't ask for an alliance or anything. It'd no doubt end badly for everyone involved, but especially me. Talking is fine."

>>25610450
>and become a crime boss?
No.
We become a neo-gypsy, riding from town to town on our bike, doing odd jobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZup5YLOWLE

>>25610389
I don't think he's that kind of demon.

>>25610496
I figure we're not exactly devoting much time and brainpower planning things past 'getting out of lord shitstain's grasp' at the moment.

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>>25610496
Nah, we need a scooter, some aviator goggles, and our bass.
Mad robots will soon follow.

[x] Can we talk with your boss too?

>>25610496
>Not Greg's version of that song
What the fuck, negro.

>>25610550
>implying Haruko wasn't doing exactly what I described during her search for Atomsk
I'm the dude who said we need a navy blue Rick 4001.

>>25610597
Er, gregg
This one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yojZ-Ksr8AE

>>25610341
See, this is how you should wake up - on a bed or sofa with refreshments nearby, not in a huge glass jar with only rude dudes around. Just another point pro-hobo, even if we can't escape lord asshole.

>[]I hate my dad/boss

"I really, really hate my...dad?" You say looking confused...is he really just your dad? You were born from his powers...and he can cut you off. "I'm not sure how it works but he might be spying on me sometimes. He might be able to do things to me even when he's behind the nightmare door." You say as you fall back into the extremely comfy couch and you notice that you're wearing a school uniform...the same as Cure Axe. You decide to inquire, and she just answer's "One of Momoko's spare uniforms and underwear. They all fit surprisingly well."

You see her backpack moving and Cure Axe is selecting a contact from the list, you hear the other end ring thanks to the speakerphone until a voice on the other end answers. "Hey Misa! Is she awake yet?" As you hear her voice you like smashing the phone but you resist the impulse. Though it still puts you in a sour enough mood that you:

[]Threaten the girl on the other side of the call.
[]Be generally mean and spew insults throughout the conversation.
[]Be passive aggressive and have Cure A- or rather this Misa gir relay all communication between you two.
[]Negatively charged writein.

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>>25610768
Holy shit
It just occurred to me
We're a fucking vatborn.

>>25610841
Have misa relay communication. Man, it sucks that we can't talk with what is essentially our sister

>>25610841
>They all fit surprisingly well.
You know, funny story about that...

>>25610841
>[]Negatively charged writein.
Throw in general swear words. not necessarily aime at her, but we're a rude and crude girl

>>25610841
"i am so angry"

>>25610841
[x]Have Misa relay information, but rather than be passive-aggressively grumpy, just flat out tell them that your creation has apparently imbibed you with an annoyingly acute dislike of anything related to Cure Blade, presumably something to do with the whole mirror thing.

[x] Shake head and silently mouth "Impulses" before start punching stuff to get agression levels down such as the pillow, the bed, the backpack....

>>25610841
[x]Be passive aggressive and have Cure A- or rather this Misa girl relay all communication between you two.
Maybe a couple of insults too. She did get us stuck with the terrible magical girl outfit, after all.

>>25610841
Passive-aggressive bitchiness.
Let's not metagame our way out of this.

>>25610969
That reminds me...
>>25610841
"Hey, finally I can get some important answers here. What the fuck is with this weapon? Do I have you to thank for it?"

>>25611040
>/tg/ chooses panties-sword
>Proceeds to bitch about it in the nest thread
Hah.
That said, it is pretty consistent with our characterization, so uh, seconded.

>[x]Be passive aggressive

You reach for the table grab the phone and toss it at the Misa girl. "I can't even stand the sound of that bitch's voice." Damn you're angry, very angry you're not sure if you would lash out at the girl if you meet her in person or if you'd begin plotting a campaign to completely ruin her and make her hate you back to do...something?. Misa looks like she's reaching for her bracelet just in case as she switches the call from speaker to normal mode. "She's asking you 'Why do you feel so angry?'" It looks like this conversations is going to be long and tedious.

You answer "I think that's the way my dad made me, to hate you so much that there's nothing else I want to do more than hate you, right now I really want to at the minimum tease you until you break down crying." You say, having the anger speak partly for you. Misa relays the information looking a bit shocked, "Who is your dad?" Is the next question, "Some red guy that had a lot of really big horns, Doctor Blue said it was the king."

You suddenly hear a very loud "Whaaaaaaaaat?" from inside Misa's backpack and out comes a...thing is the only way you can describe it. It has large beady black eyes and it looks like...a small bear? "How could the King of Rage have created something like you from his powers?" It says pointing at you, "I refuse to believe this isn't some elaborate plot to find the seal chamber Lubu." The tiny thing manages to say before Misa drags him back and holds him in place with both hands while she keeps her phone in using her shoulder.

[]Write-in

>>25611417
"I don't know, apparantly I'm some kind of altered magic clone of her. Which sort of makes her my sister? I don't know. I was only born a few hours ago."

>>25611417
"Oh my god you're adorable"

>>25611417
[x] Thanks a lot, stuffed animal. Now I have to know about Rubu, or the curiosity will kill me.

>>25611417
<Squee that transcends human hearing, followed by grabbing and snuggling the critter>

>>25611417
Apparently he made us from something called a memory shard he got off of Momoko. I have no clue what this seal thing is all I was told was to go out summon an anger creature to distract Axe and the defeat Momoko. As you might have noticed I did not go through with this plan because a) I remember the two of you defeating anger monsters fairly easily and b) I have no great advantage ove Momoko so even if I were to fight her it would be a 50/50 chance at best assuming the doctor didn't screw that up as well. Also I just discovered that the jerk with all the horns can apparently kill me on a whim so I am very sorry but it looks like I will have to be cartoonishly villanous until I can find some way to fix that.

Also I would like to motion that we refer to Momoko as Me-chan

>>25611417
Why do the good guys get the cute bear and we get the greedy asshole bear? So not fair.

[x] If there is a plot, it's his plot, not mine, anyway, i have a memory crystal inside me, dunno what to do with the annoyingly boring memories it gives me but i think i need it to maintain my innocent sentient life

>>25611417
stare at the bear and begin squeeeeeeing

>>25611417
"The fuck is a seal chamber? Anyway, yeah, King of Rage, was it? He sure seems like an asshole, and has exhibited some pretty big control over my life, so you'll have to excuse me if extending that is my priority #1, no matter how shitty they try to make it."

>>25611519
this. if only because it is so hilariously out of character

>>25611417
Cross your arms and wait for the inevitable exposition.
Or we could use this time to make fun of her for having a stuffed animal, actually.

>>25611674
Everyone has a vice. we're apparantly some kind of magic-loli. It is appropriate

>>25611487
This.
But try to pass it off as disdain, if we can.

So, squeal and spill the beans on on the memory shard sound acceptable?

>>25611751
>squeal
ehhhhh

>>25611751
Yes

>>25611751
yes

>>25611751
Not a fan of the squealing personally.

>>25611751
Yes. We want freedom, clearly, and apparantly we love the shit out of tiny things

>>25611751
Could we... not squeal?

>>25611761
>>25611780
>>25611806

Maybe not full-out squeal, but maybe get sparkly-eyed over the cute thing?

>>25611806
No. Not an option.

>>25611751
Yeah it's fine. Keep the squeal, it's funny

Instead of squealing, give a predatory grin and wipe away drool, must keep up our tough image and oppositeness to Blade

>>25611836
No. The creature dies.

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>>25611417
>Talking stuffed bear
Where did our booze go
Either we are drinking not enough or too much

>>25611892
As opposed to a talking REAL bear?

>>25611751
keep the squeal

>>25611931
Bears are at least alive
Also we were just born today.

>>25611981
Also where DID our booze go

>>25612022
I'm sure it didn't follow us here after the blackout, sadly.

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[]Ohgodsoadorable.
[]Spill the beans on memory shard.

You stare at the little bear as it manages to escape Misa's grasp and stands on the table again, glaring at you and you stare back. Some sound manages to escape our lips but you realize that its completely involuntary and you blush in front of this...tiny bear thing. Your squeal increases in volume as you attempt to grab it, whatever the tiny bear is it tries to jump out of your reach but you steal catch it and hug it. "Oh god you're so adorable" you manage to say before rubbing your cheek against its face. It kind of reminds you of Kuma's hair when you...negotiated to get more food.

Eventually you calm down and you hug the to your chest, having it face towards Misa. Misa is looking at you like she totally didn't expect you to do something like that, she dropped her phone on the couch as well. You don't mind and while you wait for everyone to recover you begin scratching the bear-like thing behind the ears.

"So uh." The tiny woodland creature finally speaks out, "How were you made and do you look so much like Momoko?" He seems to be enjoying your scratching but doesn't want to be so close to someone from the other side of the Nightmare Door. "Most likely from the memory shard that was taken from...well her." You say, not wanting do pronounce a syllable from her name right now.

Misa, who just now managed to pick up the phone drops it again in surprise but manages to recover enough to relay the information to the original on the other end of the line.

"Oh hey, would you mind closing your eyes for a bit until we tell you to open them again?"

[]Refuse
[]Accept, but cheat
[]Accept trust her.

>>25612126
Well shit.
Guess drunk hobo magical girl is going to have to wait a bit longer still.

>>25612188
[X]Refuse

They want to take the bear. Kill them.

>>25612188
accept, on the condition that you get to keep holding the bear

>>25612188
...sorry, but I like staying alive.

>>25612188
"That....depends on what you're going to do. I've been pretty open with you so far."

>>25612188
Ask them whyfor.
I mean we did just tell them that we were made out of a portion of her friend that would probably make her feel a lot better if it was back in...side? of her. Dying is not on our agenda.
And put down the poor bear before something bad happens.

>>25612307
seconded

>>25612188
Sorry, no. The extremely loud voice in my head screaming at me to kill all of you (and I do mean ALL of you) is already angry at me for not doing my best to run you through right now.

Why aren't we killing each other right now, anyway?

(I also vote for referring to Cure Blade as "The Bitch" so we don't have to say her name.)

>>25612188
[x] Accept, but cheat
Cheating is always the best option. We get to appear trusting unless they're not being trustworthy in which case we were justified in cheating and can escape.

>>25612188
>[]Accept trust her.
We're gonna have to show at least a little trust if we want our freedom from the old man

>>25612355
No to her face, surely

>>25612368
Well, we could just pull a Springsteen.

[x] Cock head to the side, put index finger to lips, summon question mark above head, say "Nande?"

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Refuse, or cheat.

So, are we Blades dark reflection, or what? Are we her opposite in every way, or are we her worst traits given flesh and a weapon?

Refuse 3
Cheat 1
Trust 2
Ask 2
Is the current vote count, will write in 10 minutes, its going to be the last update of the night.

>>25612431
>everything you just said
wat

>>25612489
Run away

>>25612489
I vote cheat.

>>25612489
Cheat. say bit about how open you've been with her

>>25612489
It's obviously gonna be wossername on the phone, sending us into a murderous rage.
And besides, nothing good could come with us being in the same room.
So I say we blow this popsicle stand.

[x] Ask why

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>>25612489
Cheat!

>>25612635
>>25612512
This is a terrible idea, dammit.

>>25612489
Ask why

>>25612445
Ask.

>>25612489
Yeah, I think we should ask.

>>25612649
Sure it is but it also a fun one.

Asking it is! Cheating was actually the Worst option. Good call

Trust but verify

Why are we still not Going Mobile

>>25613095
Cause our boss can kill us easily.

There is very little probability of us surviving post-Evil victory, since we would be a threat.

>>25613095
Because it would get us killed most likely. Hoboism is for endgame after we diablerize the Kami of Rage.

FFS, I thought you had abandoned us.

>>25613187
>>25613197
That's why I asked >>25610435

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[x] Ask why.

"May I ask why? It just seems a bit suspicious to me that you're asking me to do this right after I said I was made from her memory shard." You say, your grip tightening slightly against the miniature woodland creature whose name you don't know. Misa relays the message to the bitch on the other end of the line. "What!? Are you sure? You know what will happen if she hears your voice. Alright, just give me a moment."

It's annoying hearing only one half of the conversation but you put up with it since its necessary. Misa then focuses on you and says, "Momoko wants to talk to you directly, even if it makes you extremely angry at her, she wants to tell you what she thinks. Can you let go of Lubu so you don't hurt him by accident?"

You comply, not sure what that bitch wants to tell you so badly. You keep thinking that to yourself up until the point where Misa puts the cellphone on the table between the two of you and says, "Alright! You can start speaking now!"

Out of the phone comes out a voice you know so well, your own yet different...way too happy and a voice that you hate. "Well, since you're me, kind of, and I found myself in the same situation as you, I would really hate it and try to get away." Face is turning red from the anger but you shut your mouth, she isn't done, you rationalize that you're going to destroy her verbally when she's done. "I felt like you may have needed a hug, and I wanted to be the one that would be doing the hugging, even if it was dangerous to me, Even with your eyes closed." She giggles, ,"You know, you might be like some sort of sister to me, if you manage to calm yourself down." She is going to say something stupid like she was going to do it anyways, even with you trying to kill her.

>field too long

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>>25613500
"And so" She continues, "Me and Misa are going to help you get rid of all that anger and hatred by helping you beat it out of your system." She says a pretty unbelievable thing, "We will calm you down by fighting against you until you're not able to get angry anymore." You're angry, but your disbelief far surpasses your anger as you are stunned at her words.

"Lets work it out together!"

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>>25613512
Can we kill her now?

>>25613512
Are they retarded
I'm being entirely serious here

On the next episode of Evil Precure quest!
>This girl is crazy, but is she right?
>More Frienemies
>And something terrible MIGHT happen

Twitter:
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>>25613512
>We will calm you down by fighting against you until you're not able to get angry anymore.
Oh god she subscribes to the Nanoha school of friendship.

I still say we figure out how to get out from under the thumb of daddy dearest, so we can just Haruko it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmOe27SJ3Yc

>>25613568
Apparently they are. If we lose the fight Dad will decide we're a failure and kill us. If we win the fight we probably won't be able to hold back from killing her.

>>25613570
In the next episode there is also more of me forgetting my trip apparently.

>>25613570
>>This girl is crazy, but is she right?
Uh, no?
Psychologically speaking, if you constantly give into your anger and "vent" on other people, you condition your body and mind that the act of getting angry at someone will provide relief or you know, release endorphins or whatever, which makes you more predisposed to react in that same way if you run into a similar situation.
So she's wrong.

>>25613620
I really don't know how you managed to lose it in the 36 seconds between part one and part two. You can't have made another post so it should have been saved.

>>25613684
I should really stop using the popup reply dialogue box for when I write parts, it has a tendency to forget the fields, and so do I.

>>25613656
And I just realized that I wrote this about a magical girl that was born in a test tube from crystallized memory. Also she has a panties-sword. Freud would have a field day with that one
Nevertheless, my vote goes towards fucking off and running away from them.

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Oh God fuck this bitch.

>since you're me, kind of

I am not you, and you are not me. You had a fucking childhood. You have All I have is memories of a life and a past that isn't mine and events that never really happened to me. And you are just so fucking smug and CHEERFUL because you get to be a REAL person.

HOW COME YOU GET TO BE HAPPY

HOW COME *YOU* GET TO BE SO FUCKING HAPPY.

>>25613917
Shit, son, don't get mad.
Here, have some wisdom straight from the mouth of Geddy himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnxkfLe4G74

Just convince Misa that that is a dumb idea so she won't go along with it, and just knock Momoko unconscious (with extreme prejudice with the flat of our flamberge) every time she tries something. Then continue the info dumping/discussions with the exposition fairy (which shall stay in our eternal deathgrip).

>>25613917
Yessssss~ Let rage become our glory.

>>25613917
Oh dear.
It seems that - in your anger - you forgot about, or more probably didn't apply this little thing called logic.
You see, that vaunted childhood left "that bitch" with exactly the same thing you have. That is, a head full of memories.Assuming that they are close enough that the discrepancies between the two can be accounted for as minute errors in the cloning process, you have exactly the same ad(or dis-)advantage as she does. Which is to say; if you treat the memories as real, they are real. Or rather, the universe is an apathetic bastard, and the memories and knowledge that they are fake affect you exactly as much as you let it.
Also am I the only person who finds calling the person you are cloned after a real person - which implies that you are fake - inherently ironic?
If it really bothers you so much, challenge her to a trial of bloodright or something. Show the stravag freebirth the strength of a trueborn warrior.
Or bitch about it, that always works too.

>>25615215
Genre convention, dude.
The evil copy always has to be all angsty and shit about their place in the world.

>>25615215
Well, yeah we're irrational. We hate her guts and are looking for a justification for that hatred. It is pre-existing, and coloring our view of everything she says and does.

>>25615279
But it's an entirely self-fufilling prophecy
The world doesn't give a shit, nor will it do anything out of the ordinary if you actually try to be yourself.

I'm not joking about that trial of bloodright thing, though.

>>25615215
>Which is to say; if you treat the memories as real, they are real
Not really. Our memories don't affect reality. For example, we remember being friends with Axe but Axe doesn't really like us and knows she only met us today.
We're different. We have a completely different personality than we remember. When we woke up we instantly knew they were not our memories, we could feel it.

>>25615505
When we're a clone of somebody and have the same person's memories, it matters a lot less than usual.

>>25615279
I don't think we should be that angsty about trying to find our place in the world. We know exactly what our purpose in life is, and it's a bullshit purpose let me tell ya.

Also, how do we feel about being a physical copy of the person we hate the most? Are piercings and tattoos to look different an option worth considering?

Should being a clone bother us, or are we more upset about having no say in what we do with our life?

>>25615740
Who says we can't have a little of both?

Our beef with the Demon side is that we have no real place in the world no matter who wins, if we follow their plan. Our beef with the Precure side is that, aside from the programmed-in hated of Cure Sword, she has a place in the world and we're envious of that.

So, this PreCure stuff seems interesting, but there's ten series out so far. Where's the best place to start?

>>25615947
I've never seen a Precure show and I'm enjoying this quest so far. Just a working understanding of Magical Girl tropes.

From my understanding, it's like Sentai/Rider shows in that individual seasons really don't have much bearing on each other beyond common themes and tropes.

>>25615947
That shit's for girls, though.

Sigh, I hate missing these things.
>>25615947
Heartcatch, Splash Star or Doki Doki (currently airing series).
Technically there are eight plus two seasons, the latter being sequels few people care about (Yes! Precure 5 Go Go and Futari Wa Precure Max Heart).

Prepare yourself to barf rainbows and piss sugar for weeks afterwards.

>>25616168
> everyone on /tg/ is a WASP
topkek

>>25616250
You, DO realize that WASP stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant, and as such has NO bearing on the sex of the individual, yes?

>>25616168
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE.

/tg/ you're going about this the wrong way, you shouldn't be trying to get plainclothes, you should be trying to get a long, flowing cape/poncho that is constantly bellowing in the wind. like all the badasses wear.

Come on, get it together.

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>>25616825
>plainclothes
what

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>>25616918
I'm saying a little more like this

>>25616941
And I'm saying dressing like a ratty hobo is like 20 times cooler.

Man, I wish this thread was in my timezone.

How are we going to get our dearest daddy killing us off via killswitch?

Unless we don't have one, in which which case BOTH the good guys and bad guys are retarded.

Except for Axe Heart.

She is perceptive and everything. Which is quite the thing.

>>25617320
Based on the fact that there seem to be only two precures and one demon door, and they don't seem to leave the city, I suspect that the Demon King's power is only able to manifest itself in a localized area. Once we leave this sphere of influence, we would be free to do as we please.

>>25617628
OR we we implode because his power is the only thing sustaining us.

We should really ask "Dad" what he wants us to do apart from to "attack" the two precures. Though it seems that it's building up to that anyway.

We've learned more from the precures about what's going on than from our boss who's dumped us out in the world without any objective other than "go hurt the precures". Not given us a timeframe or anything.

Because that mission was dumb and he's dumb and he should probably tell us what he actually wants, because throwing monsters at these two girls is also dumb if you want to get rid of someone who's got lots of power don't throw monsters at them.

>>25618504
Shit, I assumed that was ATP.

>>25621680
You know, Adenine tri-phosphate?
...Ah, fukkit.

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>>25621680
>>25622105

>>25622105
We know what ATP is.
It doesn't make you blow up unless someone alchemizes you.

Also, did we even eat anything?

>>25622142
We drank booze.

Y'all nigs should subscribe to OPs twitter.
>>25613570

>>25622142
I think we stole some food from Yuma. Also, robbed a store. Fuckin' King. We should totally eat his heart to gain his strength. Let's see him boss us around when WE'RE Demon King! YOU'LL PAY ATTENTION TO ME, THEN, DAD! I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!

>>25622170
I'm skeptical.

>>25624334
Me too. Our character doesn't strike me as one to fixate on shit like that.

>>25613656
To be fair I don't know how that works for a creature of living darkness.

>>25613917
Because we're angry, and she's our opposite.

And the removal of that life from her psyche apparently broke "the bitch".

I'm all in favour of fighting the pair of them. Even if we lose. Lets face facts here, it's what we're meant for.

I suspect that neither of our psyches have the necessary integrity to hold together much longer without our other half.

So if we're going down anyway... lets fucking rumble.

>>25625138
But we're not.
We're just a human.
Or at least, we're as human as our doppelganger, plus or minus a few hundredths of a percent.

>>25625200
>Even if we lose.
Let's get this straight: We will lose. We're supposedly the same strength as Cure Blade but our memories are hazy and we've never actually tried to fight before so we won't be as good. And then we have Cure Axe who is probably roughly as strong as her making it 2v1.

>>25625307
Then our maker is a fucking idiot.

You don't go to all that effort to make a weapon that cannot possibly destroy it's intended target. There has to be at least a chance that it'll achieve it's aims.

What you're telling me right now is that to have that chance, we need to incapacite Cure Axe. Non-lethally, if possible.

>>25625285
We don't know that.

We may FEEL human, but then the only memories we have came from one, so we probably would.

>>25625628
Nah, the demon king or his scientist pretty explicitly referred to us as human in the first thread.

What would you consider our alignment, right now?
Neutral Evil?

>>25624400
>>25624334
>>25622170
Aye. We don't seem that kind of person.

>>25625672
Chaotic neutral sound like the closest to what I imagine.

>>25625719
Whatever else we may be, we are pretty broken in the head.

>>25625656
For some reason I don't really feel like taking what they say as the gospel.

>>25625762
It means that we're close enough.

>>25625616
We were meant to distract Cure Axe with an anger monster so she wasn't around, and then get the jump on Cure Blade with a surprise attack when she didn't even know we existed. That was the mission he gave us. Getting into a fair fight with both of them at once was not what we were designed for.

>>25626043
That's such a terrible plan.
Goddamn.

>>25627479
That's why we didn't do it. But you have to admit, it was a better plan than "We will calm you down by fighting against you until you're not able to get angry anymore."

>>25627479
>>25627568
I have to admit, just even them telling me that plan killed my anger. These two (well, cure blade at least) are too retarded to get angry at.

Sun Tzu once said that to sap the will of your enemy to fight is one way to achieve victory. Is utter stupidity one way to achieve that?

>>25628408
What if that was their plan all along and they were trying to look stupid?

>>25628455
warfare is the art of deception.

clearly, we need to engage Shadowrun levels of paranoia here

>>25628455
>>25628523
What we need to do is engage in Shadowrun levels of drugs and booze.

>>25628621
We have to get drugs first
And grab our booze too.

What do we say when we meet Cure Blade? "Hi Bitch, I'm Dark Blade. I'm everything that you hate most about yourself given flesh and a weapon. And I hate you right back."

>>25630577
Villians who gloat get killed.

just attack

>>25630577
How about a "Yo. What up.
...Bitch"

>>25630577
"...does your blade turn into panties as well?"

>>25631601
We need to put this question to rest.
So before anything else, I vote we ask this.

>>25631601
>>25633142
> Blade into panties
You've got it all the wrong way around!!
Also, it probably forms from a bow or button. Our creators just have some unresolved sexual frustration going on which might be why they're evil in the first place.

>>25634147
Do we have it the wrong way 'round?
Because as far as I can tell, we haven't been able to do anything else with clothes.

>>25634147
It's not like we can help the way we were made!

[x]Silently ignore first memories of reaching towards blade-panties

>>25634147
> You've got it all the wrong way around!!
Does it really matter? Whether our quite frilly and cute panties turn into a phallic symbol, or the other way around, Freud would have a blast with this.
At least we should be glad that the sword doesn't begin vibrating or some shit like that.

>>25637354
If it does, we'll just not wear panties. or get other ones.

We'll keep our weapon panties in a panty-holster.

Along with other panties that we take as spoils of war.

>>25637368
It's decided - Cure Blades pantsu shall be our trophy.

Please don't actually do this

>>25637422
Well, of course not. We're not Kharn from MGNQ.

We'll need the booze and drugs before we can start on that.

>>25635798
>>25636568
>>25635798
Transforming panties into blades is a handy trick.
Needing to transform your primary weapon into panties just to be well-clothed is just crude.
Perspective, my friends.

>>25637354
Does that make us straight or gay?

>>25637615
Yes.

>>25637637
Fuck all this tot. We kind of like Cure Axe, but we can't beat Axe and Blade together. So whap her on the noggin, restrain her and then go fight Cure Blade one on one.

Engage the rage. Lets find out just how good a job Doctor Wierdo did building us.

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>>25637615
>>25637637
We're as straight as our flamberge, baby.

>>25637706
Flamberge are cool. Good thing we didn't get stuck with a more generic sword.

>>25637615
I don't think I've ever even heard of a straight magical girl.

>>25639058
Some of the original ones were. The ones who didn't fight in a team and was just them vs monsters.

>>25637368
Would the panties we take from the other Cures also transform into weapons in our hands?
Because we can totally turn this into pantsu-Gilgamesh.

>>25639275
Yeah, the 'classic' ones typically had a lot of homosexuality around, but blatantly straight MCs - obviously the two big examples being CCS and Sailor Moon. CCS even had a ton of gay dude subtext (almost text) as well.

As for Precure, Nozomi is the straightest. Pity she was stuck with such an annoying LI who was far too central to the plot. Kind of the opposite of Daisuke, who was great but didn't exactly get anywhere with Love at all (and as much as I like him, I like LovexSetsuna more). In fact, Yes! 5 would have been much improved if Coco had been a lot more like Daisuke, really.

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>>25639058
Sailor Moon, Caro from Lyrical Nanoha season 3, and Sayaka from madoka magica off of the top of my head.

>>25639337
If Cure Blade is gay and we're her opposite, does that mean we're straight?

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>>25639058
...Cutey Honey? Though that was more shonen meets a Magical Girl.

>>25639423
>Cutie Honey
What? I'm pretty sure even the least gay series she was blatantly bisexual?
But yeah, that's really stretching the MG definition.
>>25639399
How about we don't give a shit about mirrored sexuality or MG genre conventions at all.

>>25639443
To be honest, I've watched the older series (New Cutey Honey) and it was a long, long time ago, so I probably wrongly remember a lot of details, but I remember her being only interested in that one guy and them hooking up in the end.
But let's not bring her into this, she really isn't the typical Magic Girl, even though she had a lot on influence on the genre.

>>25639503
Yeah, New has Cutie Honey ending with a dude, but I still remember her being pretty bi. At any rate, Re:Cutie Honey is gay as fuck, and Cutie Honey Flash has lots and lots of subtext too. I've never seen the original, but based on its age it was probably more like New.

>>25639399
I like to think that we're so messed up in the head that our orientation literally switches from second to second depending on who's posting

>>25639589
We probably don't even have an orientation. We're less than three days old, for crying out loud.

We need to experiment to work out who we are, hopefully seeing if these girls are the type that murders sentient monsters without thinking twice, and if our magicdad has put a killswitch in our body somewhere.

Those are the two main things; if both are no, we might as well ditch this conflict for the time being and just blaze around (possibly with bear) to get our bearings (ha) and see who exactly we are.

Assuming we don't just melt at the end of the day or something.

>>25639664
Pretty much. Got too much to worry about to give a shit about any sexuality.

>>25639685
Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful trail of destruction as your body explodes?

>>25639802
Essentially.

But if we're going to die, at the very least we can try and take Cure Blade with us.

and if we're not, we can at least kick her in the head a few times.

>>25639838
Maybe this plan isn't so bad after all. Sure it won't help the underlying issue, but we get to beat the shit out of Cure Blade without repercussion, for the low, low price of probably losing humiliatingly because it's 2 on 1.

>>25639838
Or, you know, make out.

>>25639838
>But if we're going to die, at the very least we can try and take asshole king/dad with us
Fixed.

>>25639990
Why not both?
Brief make-out session while we CQC her shit

If we ever want to have a chance at winning, we're gonna need to fight dirty. It really doesn't matter with who, but we're gonna need gun or fertilizer bomb or something.

>>25640086
Or, we corrupt her and her crew to join us in taking down daddy and becoming the new Queen of Hell or whatever. We sure our name isn't Glasya?
Corruption involves making out.

>>25639838
>>25639990
I think we've summed up our character here.
>Are we going to die?
>if so, it'll be over someone's dead body

>if not, we'll cause grievous bodily harm on someone doing stupid things

At least we've got some sort of schedule up.

>>25640164
Now that I think about it, why don't we become a plain old terrorist?
You know, carbomb a government building, and then go hide behind the nightmare door until the investigation blows over and wossername gets thrown the fuck in prison.

>>25640166
I think we'd be more motivated by just stayin' alive. I mean fuck, ruling hell is a lot of work.

>>25640236
>You know, carbomb a government building, and then go hide behind the nightmare door until the investigation blows over and wossername gets thrown the fuck in prison.
Well, for one, we don't even know what we want to do with cure blade. Let's punch her in the face or blade her a question before we plan on tricks like that.

>>25640050
The way I see it is whichever of us can kill the other is probably better placed to kill the asshole king.

>>25640164
In theory we've got 50/50 against Cure Blade 1 on 1.

Which is why we need to take Cure Axe out o the fight now while she's not expecting it.

>>25640345
Cure Axe is kinda cool though. An idiot, but she doesn't bring the rage like our doppleganger, so preferably not kill her if we can avoid that.

>>25640164
That's why we should get a big coat. Put our small girly figure to use to hide a lot of shit underneath. Like an SBR'd 10/22 or something.

>>25640371
>An idiot
Actually, it's all Cure Blade's idea. Axe seems to not be infected with that particular idiocy, though she does seem to be going along with it (?)

>>25640531
That's probably the best choice. Cheap, common ammunition that we can carry a lot of, dependable, lightweight frame, low recoil that even our "girly figure" can handle, semi-automatic design that lets us snap off as many shots as we need and no more, doesn't make that much noise...
You lose out on STOPPIN POWAH, but that's the cost of greatness.

>>25640616
Maybe she stopped trying. You know, "I'll do my best, but fuck it, I'm not going to argue with everybody's stupidity."
So she goes around and does whatever she can because she knows that arguing with her friends isn't going to change anything.

>>25640164
>If we ever want to have a chance at winning, we're gonna need to fight dirty. It really doesn't matter with who, but we're gonna need gun or fertilizer bomb or something.
Genre conventions, (in)appropriate ideas of martial honour and meta-knowledge aside, there's a rather high chance such a tactic won't actually produce any kind of useful result. Cures, in spite of their appearance, are not squishy casters and and have in the past successfully stopped falling elevators, broadcasting towers and cruise ships dead in their through sheer magic-enhanced strength. Chances are that bullets will be dodged and the blast and shrapnel from a bomb will prove to be just minor inconveniences.

>>25639058
They're pretty old.

>>25637615
>>25637354
It means that we have Daddy issues.
...which is true, all things considered.
>At least we should be glad that the sword doesn't begin vibrating or some shit like that.
I'd be perfectly fine with it charging up somehow though. SWORD BEAMS.

>>25640884
>(in)appropriate ideas of martial honour
You do know that the use of melee weapons violate Zellbrigen, right?
So wouldn't using guns and stuff be more honorable, not less?

>>25640956
Fuck off, clanner, we'll break Zell just like we'll break these two under our honourable western two-hander!

>>25640956
Sneaky tactics such as bombs are NEVER honorable.

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>>25640884
>want to have a chance at winning, we're gonna need to fight dirty. It really doesn't matter with who, but we're gonna need gun or fertilizer bomb or something.
>Genre conventions, (in)appropriate ideas of martial honour and meta-knowledge aside, there's a rather high chance such a tactic won't actually produce any kind of useful result. Cures, in spite of their appearance, are not squishy casters and and have in the past successfully stopped falling elevators, broadcasting towers and cruise ships dead in their through sheer magic-enhanced strength. Chances are that bullets will be dodged and the blast and shrapnel from a bomb will prove to be just minor inconveniences.
Doesn't mean we shouldn't try it. A cloak should theoreterically give us infinite hammerspace, so I don't see why we shouldn't lock'n'load with everything we can get out hands on.

>>25640884
I'm fine with it charging for sword beams. I'd be even finer with it playing Judas Priest while it's charging.

If we're going to use guns than we go for supersonic anti material rifle that we only use as an ambush tool to hit an un transformed cure before they have time to react. Preferably if this becomes necessary we do it to Axe then retreat behind the door and laugh our asses off at Blade falling into despair and being arrested for killing her friend. Please note that I am advocating this as a last resort for far future of the quest if everything goes wrong.

>>25640998
Well I'm just saying that maybe a vatborn warrior would care about that kind of stuff.

>>25641033
But I like Axe. She carried us home and gave us lemonade.

>>25641045
We're a vatborn _evil clone_. It's practically our duty to cheat in every conceivable fashion.

>>25641068
Yeah, no killing Axe. We're here for Cure Blade.

Still all in favor of bopping her on the head though.

>>25641074
Yes but it's genre convention that our attempts to cheat will inevitably backfire quite possibly killing us.

>>25641109
but we can't not cheat, or we're no better than... HER.

>>25641124
We could just run away.

Hm... wait. What if we get us another evil clone and try to legitimately weaponize the power of FRIENDSHIP for our cause? Sure, it might lose out to Love or Destiny, but it's still better than Magic or Strength. Besides, if the enemy sees us caring for team-mates they'll most likely be less inclined to murderkill our asses without reconsideration.

>>25641109
>Yes but it's genre convention that our attempts to cheat will inevitably backfire quite possibly killing us.
This is truth. Worst case scenario, we hurt a civvie and trigger endgame power ups.

>>25641030
See the post above yours, but feel free to try anyways.

>>25641031
This sounds good.
Or... what if it plays Jam Project?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-eoXh9My0
>>25641033
>If we're going to use guns than we go for supersonic anti material rifle
Only way you'll be able to even THINK of success.

>>25641124
Well let me put it this way: I cannot find a flaw in your logic. Mainly because I can't find your logic. What we must do is drive Blade slowly insane and eventually replace her in the cure team after we diablerize our good for nothing father. We should not be the ones cheating. No we will force Blade to her limits so that she must cheat.

>>25641145
We could take a cheap shot and then run off giggling like a madwoman. Holding out hand to shake before duel, then HEADBUTT and then evil laugh escape.

And then wind up in Cure Blade's house drunk in her bed after a wild rampage through town

If we think we want to ruin Cure Blade, we'll do it thoroughly, not just shank her. Shanking comes after.

>>25641161
>Hm... wait. What if we get us another evil clone and try to legitimately weaponize the power of FRIENDSHIP for our cause? Sure, it might lose out to Love or Destiny, but it's still better than Magic or Strength. Besides, if the enemy sees us caring for team-mates they'll most likely be less inclined to murderkill our asses without reconsideration.
I like the idea, and am for it. But I'm fully prepared for this to backfire spectacularly, most likely either by the scientists getting better and making an actual loyal clone that we're both unable to make friends with and shows how useless we are (for the demon-fucker's plans), or by her meeting Cure Axe before we can get things sorted and going full serialkiller on her.

>>25641161
I'm thinking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhInhE6emE

>>25641210
You. I like you.

Seriously, we are a demonic babe with a sword and a demonic bear. We're almost fit for a 80s metal album cover.
I don't care, we need to get Kuma to that scientist guy and get him the power to transform into a motorcycle.

>>25641161
>their faces when your friend takes a hit for you
>"P-please! just kill me. But don't let her suffer for things neither of us could change!!"

>>25641242
delicious psychological combat.

>>25641210
perfect. it even works against both sides!

>>25641242
>>25641268
They glorious thing? She means every word of it.

>>25641166
if it's likely to have virtually no effect, then it's barely cheating.

But it will look RIDICULOUSLY pimp as we pull a General Electric XM214 Minigun (the kind used by Blaine in Predator) out from under the cloak and unleash electric death to the strains of Judas Priest

>>25641204
>>25641242
>>25641161
Cure axe is nice. Let's rip out part of her memory and make something like us so we can be best friends.

>>25641268
>>25641238
I figure we could all learn a thing or two from Tom Petty.
Our character, especially.

>>25641299
or...just be (somewhat) friendly. Ignoring that we have no idea how to do that, I'm not a fan of playing our protagonist as a sociopath or even all that evil, just disgruntled, put-upon by everything and pretty angry.

Still hoping we get a comrade clone.

>>25641305
We could. We really should be running down a dream.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

>>25641400
Actually, I was thinking more http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFS9wZQ9NiY
I just forgot my link.

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