>>25602752
Are you Scandinavian btw, with what all that drinking during Midsummer?

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>>25602752
Roll rules:

Highest of first three rolls for things the character is skilled at doing.
Median of first three rolls for things the character is "capable" at.
Lowest of first three rolls for things the character is utterly shit at.

You have to "beat" your stats (which for now are hidden by popular demand, this may change) so low rolls are good.

Cont post explained:If there is a post marked at the end with "cont" its becouse your QM is lazy, and can't type fast - or becouse he wants to give you the option to jump into the current events, or offer opinions, if none are offered he'll continue as normal

Disclamer in regards to Re:Spelling: I suck at spelling big time, if anyone actually cares its due to the fact I suffer from Dysgraphia, its the primary reason I got into RP in the first place, trying to practice my spelling. Its not about "don't complain about it!" but rather: "If you've got the time and want to proof read it great! But lets not clog the thread with it, send it to my E-mail! (Yes I do use a spellchecker)

Disclaimer in regards to Re:Times for games:I am currently finding myself unemployed(or well rather, between graduating one school and moving to the next) as such I've got a lot of spare time - about two months where I've got nothing to do aside from a simple day job selling tickets, these games may be a bit more frequent for awhile - not sure how to deal with free days as I get them, possible get a twitter or something? ;_;

>Appropriate music:
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udI19nj7fdc
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9fSEdZIM08
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

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>>25602772
I am, still not sober but it will be alright.

>>25602783
The vessel rear loomed before you, huge, hulking, unyielding, it had opened slowly while you approached, gears and pistons humming into life - the slit opening like the jaws of some horrid beast hell bent on consuming you.

The line you where locked into - a long stream of orderly moving youngsters - kept in-line by the supervisor whom where actively dishing out hits with his stick to anyone falling behind or breaking formation kept you from running even if you wanted to.

You where committed now, you understood that you'd never see this ship again, from this day forward you where going to become a member of the schola, what-ever that entailed, perhaps it would not be so bad? The women dressed in those large silvery.. armor things looked like they'd could fight anything in the world and win, you'd probably be safe... It was the men in red you where wary of - the way they moved, just the looks they gave everyone, like they where regarding nothing more then servitors...

It was scary quite frankly.

>Con

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>>25602819

Hunched over as you where - ever so slightly to be able to push your crate easier you'd lost sight of the leading women in those plasma-white armors, but you still had just to look up to notice the imposing ship, another hundred meters and you'd be inside, gobbled up by the ship...

It was then, when you where about half-way through the litany of safe voyage - remembering as Uncle Eric would have told you to always give thanks before entering a new ship - when the crowd suddenly halted, the sudden halt of your crate making you hit into it hard - nearly toppling over where it not for someone hitting your back - pinning you.

A few moments, and some untangling of limbs (and smoothing of dressed) you notice what the hold up had been - up ahead someone had placed down two tables - creating a choke point between, boxes where stacked ontop of them - bags and wraps of clothing, very similar indeed to your own luggage.

Check up time...

>Wait for your turn obediently, no sense doing anything else.
>Try and strike up conversation with someone nearby.
>Attempt to smuggle something past control

>Other

>>25602839
>>Wait for your turn obediently, no sense doing anything else.

>>25602839
>Wait for your turn obediently, no sense doing anything else.

Time for another chapter of Commissar Quest.

>>25602839
Wait for turn obideiently.

But let's look around at the company we're in. Who's with us? Anybody interesting?

>>25602862
>>25602919
You decide to wait for now, its not that strange that they are looking through your items, even if the way the people entering the ship behind the man seems to be missing theirs leaves you slightly mortified - it would appear your things will be getting planet side separately from you...

>>25602937
While waiting you take the time to scan the surroundings - in particular you notice a familiar face in the crowd, the boy you had rush after Nikkobars things, standing a few rows behind you - accompanied by several of his "friends" - the oaf himself however, is no-where to be found, odd.

Your however distracted by the sight of the same boy twice while looking through the gathering, he was on both sides of the line within moments from each other... confused for a moment you scan the crowd, and you do in fact see it again - this time they are standing.. he's standing next to himself..?

Your utterly confused.

>con

>(Remember, con means you might interrupt me and ask to check things out further)

>>25602919
I'll never leave, mwuhah

>>25602839
Wait for your turn obediently, no sense doing anything else

was going to post the Litany of the Vacuum, but I realized that Otto probably doesn't have a copy of the IIUP

>>25603033
Oh Throne. Something evil is going on, isn't it?

Well the schola people will definetely notice it soon. No need for us to do anything just yet.

>>25603033
>standing next to himself

Either they are twins or something crazy is going on.

>>25603033

hmmm, we should get our Dataslate from our crate...
We could read so we 'Don't Panic'...

>>25603107
No, it's more than twins. Pretty sure that the QM said that there's more than two of these bastards.

>>25603142
They're clones.

>>25603142

no, the twins are with Nikkobar's group. but no Nikkobar... only the two (possibly three) are identical...

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>>25603074
>>25603033
The man at the table gives you no immediate acknowledge of your presence as you approach, and a few long moments pass before he turns his gaze upwards - a hallow face, sunken in by time, his small eyes- (almost pitch dark, much like his hair - a stark contrast to his otherwise rather fair skin) - squinting at you.

"Ai, ye'be gettan ye grain rady girly? Chip chapy, wind be blowin' we bist get shuffli." you remain silent for a moment, the mans accent is heavy, increadibly so and making out what he's saying is not exactly what you'd call easy to understand.. but from what you gathered he wants to see your box..?

Deciding it would be best you lean downwards to hoist it up for him to see, following his hand gestures you plunk it down on the table, upon which he continues:

"Wabe li'gir doin' hustli' round em big whapper snapper eh?" - shaking the box a few times before marking it with his pen - a large blue thing..

As you motions to grab it he swaps at your hands: "Ye be loko girly, em stilli' ain't be rufflin' no fether - be blowin' ye moolah if ye be takin' it tae the birdy - tae dancin'"

You.. .seem to gather your not allowed to bring it onboard...

Seeing as the way is clear past him, you push ahead - giving the gathering behind you another look - you notice nikkobars friends again.. and more unsettling the double man..

>What do we do?

>Board ship (Warning you may not return to tutorial after you've completed, ensure you've finished all quests in the area)
>Wait for someone.
>Look around for SoB, you want to see them again.(Roll)

>Other

>>25603120
You currently have a singular data-slate with you, loading with specs about the schola - and some servitor know-how John's uncle gave you- its tucked into your belt, since it was to precious of an item to store in a box after all

>>25603169
To clarify, you've never seen them before, and they are not standing with Nikkobars "friends".

>>25603202
>Belt, as in the inside of your dress, sorry.

>>25603202
>>Look around for SoB, you want to see them again.(Roll)
We gotta see the cool ladies.

Rolled 81

>>25603202
Look around for SoB.

>>25603202
>(Warning you may not return to tutorial after you've completed, ensure you've finished all quests in the area)
Gah, these words always drive me mad and make scour every little corner thrice over to make sure I didnt miss anything.

Lets see if we cant solve the clone mystery while we are here.

Rolled 77

>>25603202

look for the SoB. If we can't see them, then just board. Don't want to start something with Nikkobar's goon squad...

>>25603202
>Skeletor reading to Crono and Rei dot jaypeg

Rolled 7

>>25603202
One more roll for SoB spottin.

Rolled 76

>>25603202
>Look around for SoB, you want to see them again.(Roll)

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>>25603285
>Crono
But that looks nothing like Vegeta.

>>25603270
Any chance they might be from Krieg? If I remember correctly they clone people there.

>>25603306
Nah, I think they just do it sort of like the DEldar do and speed up pregnancy/remove the fetus from the womb so the girl can get pregnant again. Clones are intensely unlucky in 40K and each one is fated to die miserably.

Furthermore, Kriegers arent allowed off of Krieg until they are in the IG and I dont think Kriegers are allowed in the Schola.

>>25603270
>Lets see if we cant solve the clone mystery while we are here.
Don't worry, they're going to the same place as us. Plenty of time to figure that out.

Interesting that the schola people haven't done anything. Either they haven't noticed, or they know...

Or I'm just reading into it to much. Who knows?

>>25603251
>>25603275
>>25603287
You linger for a moment, peering about.. you want to catch a glimpse of the ladies in stark-white armor again, almost as if you need to confirm to yourself they actually where real. and not some aperation of your own psyche.

Looking around in the rather empty space behind the check-in (Indeed, most people just hurry past you into the ship) you are given a clear vantage point, for all that is worth, where-ever you look there's nothing to see but people, and more people.

Nothing, perhaps they where already inside the ship? Or perhaps somewhere behind the large group of people, its impossible to tell, all you know is from your vantage point they are no-where to be seen.

Looking over the crowd - it appears Nikkobars friends are about to reach the check in - behind them you notice the face of the double boy poping up once.. twitce.. you shake your head, was there something in that paste?

>Linger longer.
>Wait for someone in the group to arrive (Double lad, Nikkobar)
>Enter ship(Are you sure...?)

>Other

>>25603417
>Linger longer.
Well I don't have any clue what else we can do but I'm not leaving the tutorial. Think you killed the thread Commissar.

>>25603417
I guess we'll linger a little longer?

I'm worried that the QM's hinting we'll miss something if we go, so let's play it safe.

>>25603503
>>25603544
Basically these two things. Dammit, Commissar, you have induced paranoia in all of us.

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>>25603503
So it seems, to many plot points at once, lets see what happens then, rollan' rollan'

You decide to linger a bit longer, waiting for something to happen when one of the red-clad men rounds a corner, his long flowing coat flowing behind him almost as sure as the frown you've grown accustomed to seeing on their faces..

He narrows his eyes at you - its a different one from last time you think, but his voice in none-the-less equally imposing as he yells at you "What are you doing standing about like some slob!? Get inside already!"

At this he gestures towards the large opening, "What are you waiting for, an invitation?"

>What do we do?

>>25603593
I guess we can enter.

>>25603593
Head inside.

I doubt we'll be able to talk to him or anything.

Rolled 44

>>25603593
Head inside. He looks like he will get shouty. and that is never pleasant when adults get shouty...

also; rolling for intrigue...

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>>256036293
Casting one longing gaze backwards towards the crowd, towards all you've ever known you being to enter, following the red-clad mans commands.

What hits you first once you step inside the surprisingly cool rear chamber of the ship is its size - sure it looked big outside, but inside.. it was Spartan, but so where usually these types of vessels, rows upon of rows of seats, some by the walls, others back-to-back creating natural barriers and sections.

The second thing that is hits you is the ever decreasing amount of space available! Without wasting any more time you rush towards the closest open seat, the seats where way to big for you in truth as you felt yourself sinking into it - it had a webbing, you'd seen that before it was common place among most vessels like these, but last time you had been sitting in Aunts knee, your not actually quite sure how to get the multiple straps secured over your body at all....

Looking around the chamber you do notice several of the others are struggling with their own, you also notice the Double man entering, c-chatting with himself!

He even sits down almost opposite of you - just a few seats downwards, close enough to see him clearly, and perhaps even hear what he's talking about, but why are the others not acting weird around him...? You do notice a few tossing th- him the occasional glance but no outrage....

Is this a planet thing..?

Far bellow you there is a rumbling and the compartment begins to shake ever-so-slightly.. the engines are starting!

>Struggle with the webbing yourself
>Ask someone nearby to help you
>Ignore the webbing.
>Check out double-man

>Other

>>25603564
Never trust the QM anon, we are the same breed as DM's, out to make you paranoid over rocks

>>25603763
>Check out double-man
This dude's trouble, we gotta inspect him.

>>25603763
Attmept to do the webbing ourselves, let's apply our logical mindset.

Afterwards, check out double-man.

>>25603763
>Struggle with the webbing yourself

We won't let that webbing conquer us.

Rolled 64

>>25603763

copy double-mans actions in regards to the webbing. If he is a planet thing, then he should know how to do the webbing...
then spend the rest of the time staring at him.

rolling for success

Rolled 32

>>25603763
>>Struggle with the webbing yourself
Rolling for not getting tangled up in a ball of our own flailing because we suck at webbing

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>>25603817
>>25603815
>>25603892
>>25603912

You grunt, pulling at the webbing - it won't budge! Growing a bit annoyed you stand up, allowing some more force to be delivered to it - you've got to get it out of the chair more if you want it on!

It won't budge! "Throne" you mumble to yourself as the floor gives another rumbling...

At this rate you won't get it secured!

You struggling with the webbing for a moment longer before drawing a deep breath, and calming down for a moment - looking over the construction is quite obvious its designed to open to inwards motions - pushing it forward or otherwise like during a crash would result in it locking down, your mind breaking it down logically now that you've managed to calm yourself...

This at least, was not planet junk - this you knew.

You slowly begin to unbuckle it, securing yourself in the chair properly - even if its a bit to large for you even when fully tightened.

Now with your more immediate concerns finished (landing you a rather smug feeling - seeing as there are others still struggling) you've got the time to ogle the double man... and listen in to their conversations.

They.. he, is athletic in built - probably a year or so older then you, but certainly taller, more then a head so, but there's this youthful appearance to his face, the look of a boy whom puberty just hit. Both their hairs are brown - eye color appears to be sharing that, their skin is sun-tanned...

Overall they are rather common looking.. but why are there two of them!?

>con

>>25603976
We should probably ask double man why there are two of him without paying any attention to how socially acceptable it might be.

>>25603976

continue the unending stare of confusion, wonder and intrigue.

>>25604000
This. We haven't exactly been big on social grace thus far.

>>25603976
Is it possible that we've just been so isolated that we don't know what twins are?

Anyway, just ask double-lad straight up what his deal is. Social subtlety is for heretics.

>>25604000
Roll to act like a twelve year old?

>>25604000
>>25604017
>>25604016
"That was a dangerous stunt you played Lak, what if they saw you pocket the money? You'd best give it back..." one of the double man suddenly states, turning to the other, his voice is smooth - reminding you a bit of a kind uncle, only the slight off-pitch of puberty ruining it...

"Oh don't start again, you sound just like dad Simp' - just playing is all, don't worry I'll return it eventually" responds the other - his voice is similar, but the way he intone it is very different - its smooth, but overly so - as if he's actively trying to overtone it for effect.

"That is what you always say Lak, just make sure you do it this time, the emperor frowns on crim-" "Oh don't start again, just focus on the ride alright?"

You blink... the man is having an argumentation with himself..?

>Con

>>25604105
That would be tellin' Anon

Rolled 67

>>25604141

rolling.

continue the stare.

Rolled 35

>>25604141
Rolling for wondering why the fuck double man doesnt agree with himself and all the social grace of a 12 year old.

Rolled 38

>>25604141
12 year old roll!

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>>25604177
>>25604206
>>25604223

You narrows your eyes at the two, trying to make sense of the exchange, why is the man argu- No, why is there two of him in the first place!? Is this what its like on planets?

Enough's enough you think - you need an answer, because if your suppose to have another one of you, you'd want to meet her, um you, erm, no wai... ARGH!

Waving your hands in the air - as much as the webbing that incase you from head to toe allows you begin barking out "Hey, double guy - Double guy!"

After more then a few unwanted people look your way, someone alert the arguing pair you want their attention.

They both look at you in union as you ask them "Why is there two of you? Is this a planet thing..? Tell me already!"

They look at each other for a moment before one of them - the overly smooth guy, Lak, was it? Beings laughing and his brother gives a bothered smile.

>What do we do?

>Press the two for answers
>Remain silent.
>Ask why he's laughing! Does he want a boot in the face!?

>Other

>>25604350
>Ask why he's laughing! Does he want a boot in the face!?
What rude dudes! Dude? Whatever.

>>25604350
>BOOT TO THE HEAD!

>>25604350
Level boot menacingly. Ask again.

Rolled 17

>>25604350

"DO YOU HAVE PLANET MOLD!?"

but on a more serious note, demand information or suffer Boot based wrath!

dice for whatever...

>>25604350
Give him the boot

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>>25604421
>>25604432
>>25604468
You feel yourself getting slightly ticked off as several more people around him begin laughing...

You raise up a foot in the air, showing of the large metal-tipped boot before yelling back: "Why are you laughing, I am trying to ask a question here - I'll toss a boot at you, y-you dummy-face!"

The laughter dies of slightly as Lak stops laughing himself, just as he's about to say something his brother fills in: "Now, no need to get physical - we are twins, nothing more miss...?" he gestures to you with a hand.

>Tell him our name
>Press for more information
>Twins!?

>Twins are heretics

>>25604350
>>Ask why he's laughing! Does he want a boot in the face!?
That...that...DOUBLE HERETIC!

Ooh, lets call him a double heretic.

>>25604564
>Tell him our name

>>25604564
I thought there was more than just two of him. Either way, demand to know what twin is, and call him a double heretic while you're at it.

>>25604564
>Twins!?
What hellish condition is this?

>>25604564
What kind of double heresy is a twin?

>>25604564
We need to know more.
Also this: >>25604566

>>25604564
Tell him ou name, demand to know what this "twin" thing is, and if it is heresy.

Rolled 88

>>25604564

they get our last name only. demand an explanation on 'Twins' and if it is contagious...

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>>25604566
>>25604570
>>25604577
>>25604578
>>25604591
"Schulte" you state, quickly chipping in with a question before anyone have a chance to inquiry about the name: "Twins, What is a twin...Is this contagious? Its some planet thing isn't it!?"

The first one - smoother voiced lark fills in with a hint of sarcasm and possible loathing: "Its when two brothers look alike you stupid voidling, your a girl - you if anyone should know these things.."

- Feeling your face grow slightly red you yell at him: "Your just some sort of double heretic, aren't you!?" (Once again using that one curse word - you never actually learned what it really means)

"Heretic!? He retorts - his voice cracking halfway through. "Just you wait until I get out of here you littl-"

"Enough!" - the room falls silent as a figure stride inside, large metal boots hitting the floor bellow her, its one of the women in armor, her eyes slowly passes over the room in a slow, measured scan, before she continues "I am Sister Superior Flora Elcote Morrisey, who's not strapped in yet?"

Hands flow into the air and the hulking figure moves through the hall with surprising grace, moments later she's rather gently strapping in some of the younger children - her armor seeming to be a none-issue.

No-one dares to speak, but Lak is wording something crude to you while the sister have her back turned.

>What do we do?

>Retort with our own crude grimasch (roll)
>Yell for an adult
>Wait, we'll get him later..

>Other.

>>25604852
Wait. We can kick both their double heretic asses later

Rolled 95

>>25604852
Stealthily throw something at him, preferably something with the words "Double Heretic" scrawled on it.

>>25604852
>Wait, we'll get him later..
Guess we know which is the heretical chaos-spawned part of him.

Rolled 20

>>25604852
>Wait, we'll get him later..

But give him the stinkeye as well, as stinkeye an eye as possible.

>>25604852
Later

Rolled 42

>>25604852

he will learn to fear us...

we shall strike after the iron has cooled and the blade forged strong... to respond now would only shatter our attempts...

>>25604852
I vote we wait. Now's not really the time.

There will be plenty of time to set this double heretic straight later...

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>>25604870
We are turning her into a horrible delinquent leader aren't we?

>>25604893
>>25604918
>>25604925
>>25604934
Making sure that the sister is looking away you give Lak the stink-eyes, trying to transfer your anger to him through your eyes alone, you are however soon interrupted by the sister turning around and slowly tracking across the floor, she sinks her body on an empty seat - not bothering by the looks of things to secure herself in the webbing for some reason...

The does however unhook her helmet from her belt, and sink it on top of her head - the same old helmet with the lower section looking like some sort of metal piece of cloth.

Seeing as you are observed its probably for the best if you remain silent and bide your time.

Leaning back in your chair you feel the ship quake and rumble... It will be a few hours before you land - you don't really feel bothered by the shaking at all - unlike you muse some of the people around you that appears to be going sick.

Pff, planet people.

>How do we spend the time for the trip?

>Getting stink-eyes and similar on lak.
>Prayer
>Reading data-slate
>Sleeping

Sorry for slowness, ran out of beer, had to aquire more

>>25605123
>Reading data-slate

Also if the Sister is near we can try talking to her.

>>25605123
Read the dataslate.

Knowledge is power.

>>25605123
>>Reading data-slate

We got it for a reason. lets read.

>>25605123
I was aiming for hyper violent kiddie leader.

>>25605123
Let's read that data-slate.

>>25605123
read then pray

>>25605123

reading the data-slate.

>>25605123
>Reading data-slate
DATAAAAA

>>25605123
also, observe Sister. See what she's up to.

Reminding you about ass groping.

>>25605344
But who is doing the groping and of whom?

>>25605368
Last thread, I posted we should comfort ourselves by groping our own asses.
But due to my slowpoke I didn't manage in time for thread.
That being said, does this have a proper schedule?

>>25605344
Nah, we're not in a stressful situation right now. The grope is not necessary at this juncture.

>>25605201
I fully expect you lot to turn everyone you meet into your following of kids fighting for THE EMPRAH

>>25605173
>>25605181
>>25605215
>>25605224
>>25605225
>>25605246
You decide to let Lak simmer for now - he's a double heretic or something equally silly, "Twins?" - he's making fun of you, its some planet thing probably, once you get to a cognitator you could probably research it properly.

On that subject, you remove the data slate from its place on the inside of your blue dress, smiling you give it - in the manner most individuals with no proper training in the way of the machine spirit an unceremonious tap on the center to coax its spirit into life.

You pick up where you left off, cognitator lore, there was some interesting things about liquid power or something you saw in there...

You are only interrupted as the ship suddenly lurches, shakes and then slowly raise - before sudden G-power forces you to the side, for a moment there is no gravity as the ship exits the hold and the smaller vessels own internal gravity generators powers up.

Your used to that as well - something with several around you are not judging by the smell of puke suddenly invading your nose drills.

>>25605255
You give the sister an eye, but she remains impassive in the chair - face hidden by her helmet, she could be sleeping for all you know, but something tells you she is not...

>Con

I'll aim for another two hours by the way - ending at about 00.00 GmT+1, if I don't drink myself into a stupor untill then

>>25605344
Welcome back Anon, I've missed you

>>25605392
I was asked to remind, so I did.

>>25605395
>Welcome back Anon, I've missed you
I missed you too.
I'd post a slowpoke image to express how slow I am, but for some reason it's not downloading very fast.

>>25605387
I might aswell adress this before I continue: "No" - in short, I try and get it off during the weekend between 18.00-21.00->00.00-02.00 rougly I do appreciate all the anons that put up with my wobbly scheduals and still put in kind words for my silly attempts at writting.

That said - its come to my attention, like I mentioned in my OP that there's this twitter thing going about, I could start something like that and offer warnings when I am about to start and such?

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>>25605444
It might help.
Then I can add in all the sexual things I can at the start of the quest, rather than the middle.

>>25605395
Keep looking at the SoB, we must know if she is not sleeping for sure.

>>25605444

If you do I would make own account just to follow.

>>25605444
Yeah, a twitter would be useful. As a regular, I'd certainly make use of it.

>>25605444
I'd follow.

also, please be with the cont-ing. nothing to add at this time...

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>>25605395
The trip is after the initial charging off rather uneventfull - once G-power is established you feel next to nothing, not that you would - its a void ship in the void afterall.

You assume its going to be a few hours or so untill you land, and well - you've got no windows in here, the ship is actually very much devoid of any luxeries, you do muse over this for a moment, why would people back here not want to look out..?

Its silly really, perhaps the ship is defect.. Probably built by planet-people, they've never been in the void properly after all, right?

Your attention remains undivided on the data-slate, and
>>25605501
Alternativly on the stark-white woman, she's not moving at all actually.. .its a bit akward to see to be honest...

Time slowly ticks away as the ship slowly moves closer to its target, its first when the ships suddenly begins to shake violently you begin to feel somethings off..

>Con

>>25605595
>read that as 'shark-white woman'
>see your pic
>be confused, yet aroused.

>>25605595

trust that all will be fine and that the problems with this ship have nothing to do with Planet Mold...

>>25605595
Pray

>>25605595
Pray to the emperah

>>25605650
Don't bring up the dreaded planet mold, perhaps if we pray it won't consume us.

>>25605595
We must pray to the Emprah and ask him to save us from the planet mold, don't bother praying silently, he'll hear us better if we pray out loud.

>>25605678
>>25605682

Do this.

>>25605595
Pray to the Emperor that the twins get slightly hurt for being heretics

>>25605595
Grope ourselves for comfort.
Or perhaps that stark white pair over there.....

>>25605595
The ship lurches forward violently, and you feel yourself being pushed into your webbing, only to be pushed to the side as it violently shakes again - the internal lights cuts for a moment and when they come back, its red light filtered in from some hidden space far up in the roof tucked in between beams and Webb securers.

You grasp your webbing hard, hearing the ongoing crowd grow more and more agitated you being to pray, quickly - you pray the emperor, its the planets - your convinced planets are at fault here, perhaps its a broken planet? Its molded for real no doubt.

.. "Emperor save me from the planet mold.." you repeat to yourself over and over until a mechanical voice calls out;

"Landing sequence engaged, please stand by for final approach on plant besvir..."

>Con

>>25605793
Wonder why we're going to land in the planet mold, why anyone would land on planet mold, and continue to pray that the Emperor will protect us from the mold, even if he doesn't save the double heretics from it.

Also, see if the Sister has reacted to this at all.

>>25605793
See: >>25605772
Praying to the emperor is good and all.
But why do one, when you can do two?

>>25605793
prepare for incoming death.

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>>25605793
The shaking does not let up - but turbulence you can deal with, the issue is at this point the repeating mechanical voice calling out "Besvir landing in..." you try and ignore the sinking feeling in your chest, the feeling of impending doom as you get closer and closer to the planet in question...

Planet mold..

You give the sister in the white armor another look - she's not moved at all, it does give you a degree of comfort she's not agitated, but then again she's inside that indestructible looking armor...

"Planet besvir touch down in 45 seconds"

You pray....

The entire thing is very plain, something that would no doubt be etched into your mind forever, there was a low "thud", the ships dampeners bleeding away any force away from the rather "comfortable" crew comparments.

For a moment you simply presume you'd bumped into something before you hit the ground, you bit down hard and closed your eyes waiting for the big "bang"

It never came, instead the mechanical voice simply called out: "Plantet besvir touch down achieved, praise the machine god, anima libertus"

You open your eyes and look around... people are still in their webbing, but some have begun unbuckling themselves...

>What do we do...?

>>25605964
Praise the machine god and unbuckle

>>25605964
That image. it gets worse when you realize it's the bolter talking

>>25605964
Get the fuck out of this unholy contraption, and make sure to trip or shove Lak on the way if we get the opportunity.

>>25605964
unbuckle and get ready to leave

>>25605964
Unbuckle ourself from the webbing, go up to the Sister, and ask her if the planet mold is going to eat the ship.

>>25606045
What the heck is with Planet Mold?

>>25606045

Also ask if she knows any prayers to stave it off.

>>25606057
We are void born and have a childish ignorance of planets. It's like children freaking out about things they don't understand.

>>25606099
That doesn't mean we should be afraid of them for little reason.

>>25606057
From space, a planet looks like a pebble covered in mold. We have never seen a planet up close to rectify this misconception.

>>25606057
We saw the planet from the Void, and it was covered in blue and green mold, like a piece of food left out too long, the planet is molding and that's a lot of mold, it might be dangerous.

I mean we know you're not supposed to eat mold, you have to be careful about these things.

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>>25606142
>>25606130
That makes exceedingly little sense.

>>25606142
It's a logical, yet childishly stupid fear.

>>25605964
Stow dataslate, exit with the others. Thank the Emperor for delivering us safely.

Also see what our favourite Sister is doing.

>>25606179
THE PLANET IS MOLDED! MOLD MEANS ROT! Do you want to walk around on a rotting planet? You might fall into it! It might break! Maybe you'll get molded too!

It's fucking terrifying man, terrifying.

>>25606179
About as much sense as the sun being a god who was born and died daily or the night sky being a blanket with holes that a hummingbird punched into it, or even throwing salt over your right shoulder for luck. Or corgis being the chosen steed of fairies.

Folklore and superstitions are silly and nonsensical things, and 40K is filled with them.

Hell, just look at the modern day. Some people honestly believe rice makes birds explode and when you were a kid, eating pop rocks and soda at the same time was a daring feat.

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>>25605995
I cry every time

>>25606003
>>25606024
>>25605990
You begin to pull at the webbing rather frantically, you don't want to waste any more time hooked up here then you have to, its time - you've done it, your on a planet, sort off...

Your still worried about whats going to happen, you do concider visiting the Sister, she seems knowlagable about planets.. perhaps she knows about the mold..?

You never get the oppertunity however as she's already walking past you, (moving through the crowd of children unbuckleing themselfs) towards the looming doors, she's soon gone from sight but her actions are made clear rather soon as you feel a rush of air, and the doors slowly begins to open.

You've got first parket, unstrapped and only a few seats away from the door itselfs.

Blue, blue and white - the air floating past your face smelled oddly off, something.. you can't quite place it but its much diffrent from what you are used to... The doors decend ever forward - as in slow motion you are greeted with the sigt of Besvir for the first time.

>And thats it for tonight lads.

>Concidering my time is limited to about another half hour I'd have to drop of at a bit of an akward place rather then get the omph going, so I'll be calling it a bit early.

I got the twitter by the way, https://twitter.com/CommissarQuest.

Like usuall I'll be around for awhile answering questions - and feel free to poke me via E-mail if I did not answer yours in time.

>>25606327
Good session bye

>>25606327
Fun times. Next time we get to freak out over grass.

>>25606354
Cheers anon, thanks for having me and sticking around o/

>>25606372
I figured you'd look forward to eating solid food for the first time.

The only serve paste on space ships.

>>25606391
>I figured you'd look forward to eating solid food for the first time.
We gonna get addicted to food.

Dear god, this is the origin story for Commissar Paunch.

>>25606372
And animals, let's not forget about those little furry autonomous servitors.

>>25606391
Oh shit, I hope we have a strict training regimen, otherwise we'll be commissar chubby.

>>25606437
No, we're going to get addicted on crunchy things not just food in general. Celery and apples oh my!

>>25606453
Chubby little commissariat would be the most adorable thing ever.

>>25606391

we will never forget our love of yellow paste...


also, what quests did we leave unfinished during the training level?
I may have to replay it at a later date to grind all the exp...

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>>25606453
>>25606473
I see you guys haven't heard of Commissar Oaunch, the nervous, slightly chubby commissar who got a bit of a gut because she doesnt have to hustle as hard as the IG and is exceedingly self-conscious about it and the fact that nobody likes her because shes the commissar.

>>25606497
>Later in life as a commissar, some guardsmen gets the last portion of yellow paste
>blam him and take his paste

>>25606473
>>25606453
Well, concidering all the things she's never seen - like the ocean she'll be running a lot - lets pray thats enough

>>25606585
Oh boy.
Now we'll have the whole Japanese trope of UMEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>25606585
Running away from groping SoB/being molested by SoB tends to burn calories

>>25606628
Pfft, she'll be scared witless by the ocean like a normal person would.

>>25606666
>>25606666
Nice quads.

Also this would be an appropriate time to post a gif of the mayor from family guy stabbing the ocean

>>25606665
implying that we would run from this

>>25606666
>>25606756
I really hope our fascination with SoBs doesnt become full blown lust.

>>25606756
I like to hedge my bets in case some faggots take over and prevent us from going the lesbian route that all the quests take.

>>25606772
How's the optimism working out for ya?

>>25606792
Its flagging, to put it optimistically.

>>25606783
Why would you need a woman? You've got servo skulls.

>>25606835
There is only so much you can do with makeup and white wigs.
>>25606852
because we're not a SoB

>>25606783
But seriously speaking we shouldn't go the lesbian route in this quest.

>>25606888
It's probably inescapable. Like death, taxes and 4chan

>>25606783
>implying the lesbofags arent the ones trying to hijack the quest
I have a feeling that the quest will collapse into shitstorms the moment Commissar makes a decision one way or the other on the matter. If he goes lesbo, then the plotfags will shitpost and flame the thread while the fapfags try to fuck anything that moves and if he goes asexual, the fapfags will shitpost and try to derail it to sex while the plotfags try advance the plot.

Either way, this quest is gonna get testy when it comes time to cross that bridge and I am not looking forward to it since this is one of the few quests I actually enjoy.

>>25606910
Given enough effort we might be able to escape that. They once said man couldn't escape gravity, look how that turned out.

>>25606852
>>25606881
Cant you faggots just stick to lamia quest with all that lesbian shipping faggotry? I just want to investigate double heretics and avoid death by planet mold.

>>25606888
You're free to vote against it. I'll certainly vote against anything too excessive.

QM said he'd throw us some curveballs for that sort of thing anyway, so the quest likely won't devolve into some lesbian-centric thing.

>>25606910
I still have faith in my fellow fa/tg/uys that the forbidden lure of burly commissar cock will win us over in the end.

>>25606982
Haha no.
Unless it's a Shota.

>>25606935
True.
>>25606950
We can only temporarily eldude gravity
>>25606956
But I am in Lamia quest right now! But I won't skip out on commissar fun just for lesbian stuff.

Also I blame the fact that we got stuck with the SoB for inspiring the lesbian lust

>>25606982
>>25606997
I would rather this didnt just become yet another fetish quest. You faggots already have plenty of shota and lesbian fetish quests, leave this one alone or make your own fetish quest if you want.

>>25607011
>But I am in Lamia quest right now!
Then fucking stay there. That fanbase is fucking cancerous as hell and you are already starting to ruin this quest.

>>25606835
Sero skulls are the only friends we need.

And then we become the crazy Commissar that constantly talks to servo skulls.

>>25607011
>Also I blame the fact that we got stuck with the SoB for inspiring the lesbian lust
SoBs are teachers for the Schola since they get their recruits from there. Don't blame op for following canon just because you don't know jack shit.

>>25606997
Nope, it's going to be a scary, manly commissar cock anon.

>>25607063
In which case, nope.
I'd prefer emotionless Commissar to that.

>>25607048
Op isnt the one begging for ass groping and SoB rape. You faggots are.

>>25606910
>>25606935
I fully expect there to be potential fighting on this subject but this like mentioned before is not "Sex Quest: Commissar edition" - and I'd rather not have it delve into that. I am here for the plot, its why I write this. I think I've made my stance somewhat clear on the whole relationship thing in the past.

>>25607011
Actually (real spoiler alert by the way) the reason I went for a SoB was: I wanted to show of something thats obviously "better" in the eyes of a child then the commissariat, I fully expect us to want to join the SoB, but well you'll see what I got planned down the line in that regard, the only "locked" path I've put down is that its Commissar quest after all, I'd gone with something diffrent if that was avaliable, but canon states theres SoB around there - I was tempted to go with Stormtroopers but children respond better to cool looking armor. So, its not there to suggest I want us to hit up SoB and sex them up Its there becouse its something which will advance the plot and inject some "life" into the character

>>25607078
Come on, just think of the touch of a muscular commissar pounding you with his gnarly man hammer, it'll be fun.

>>25607094
I just want a bit of humanity in the quest.

guys guys guys, let's not ruin this with drama. Sorry to say it, but neither side is going to make the other back down with strong words over the internet.

Let's just play the quest, and trust that the QM knows what he's doing. I mean, he seems competent enough. I think things'll go okay.

>>25607124
>humanity
>LOL MAEK DA TWELVE YEAR OLD GROPE HER ASS AND LUST AFTER OLDER WOMEN
Fuck off back to Lamia Quest, fetishfag.

>>25607139
Not let two or three anons represent everyone who wants to have a relationship with a girl in this thread.

>>25607108
I actually liked the inclusion of SoBs. Larger than life nuns marching around in power armor is awe-inspiring as all getout. Its just a shame /tg/ is filled to the brim with /d/fags who cant keep their hands off their dicks for more than five minutes and immediately turn that into LOL, TEH LEZBOW SECKS!

>>25607137
This. If the QM is competent enough we will fall in forbidden love with another, male commissar.

>>25607162
Oh please, we will fall in love with the Emprah like the Sororitas we idolize and occasionally drunkenly vent our pent up stress to our pet servo skull because "hes the only one who listens".

>>25607161
> Its just a shame /tg/ is filled to the brim with /d/fags who cant keep their hands off their dicks for more than five minutes and immediately turn that into LOL, TEH LEZBOW SECKS!
Then find somewhere else if you don't like it.
At any rate, you're making this out to be far worse than it actually is.

>>25607179
>you're making this out to be far worse than it actually is.
Actually no, I'm with him. Its going to get real annoying real fast if every mention of our teachers is going to be accompanied by 3-5 posts of TOUCH HER TITTAYS, LOL.

>>25607176
I would be okay with this too.
the servo skull is made out of a handsome male commissar after all

>>25607179
How about you find something else, have you thought of that?

>>25607207
And how many times has that happened in this quest currently?
And OP has limited our actions a lot currently anyway, don't worry about it so much.

>>25607211
Its made from the first Guardsmen we ever blammed.

>>25607230
>And how many times has that happened in this quest currently?
Every single post in every single thread where a SoB was mentioned.

>>25607228
No, because the only time anyone objected was when it was over.

>>25607238
We only blam out of love.

>>25607248
Grope has been mentioned three times in this thread.
Breasts, zero.
Ass, six times.
Tits, zero.

>>25607254
Those that cannot serve as guardsmen can serve as examples. We are only helping them serve the Emperor to the best of their ability.

>>25607248
Because it's rude to start a shitstorm in the middle of a quest, that's why. This is the part where we discuss about the quest so it's ok to air your grievances.

>>25607277
Well at least you have some manners.
But honestly, it isn't that bad right now, so please.
Stop complaining so much.

>>25607179
Actually, you can just go to /d/ if you want some kinda loli/lesbo fuckfest quest. Believe it or not, /tg/ is not meant to be /d/lite.

>>25607276
We are only helping them serve as our servo skull pets to the best of their ability.

>>25607289
Because obviously the quest has been like that so far right?
We've just been masturbating the whole time?

>>25607286
The point of complaining is to make people understand that the consensus is against girl commissar sexventures. If you started following the quest today you wouldn't necessarily be able to pick that up without someone saying so.

>>25607303
>Because obviously the quest has been like that so far right?
No, it hasnt, but thats because you guys keep getting voted down.

>>25607303
Some people keep bringing up SoB lesbian shenanigans, they need to be shouted down so they don't ruin this with their faggotry.

>>25607312
I'll probably be writing something about this in the next threads OP - for now lads I'll have to rush off - but I'll try and catch as much as I can on my phone, even if I am not posting.

>>25607334
>>25607324
>>25607312
OP already stated what the quest is going to be like.
See: >>25607108
>I fully expect there to be potential fighting on this subject but this like mentioned before is not "Sex Quest: Commissar edition" - and I'd rather not have it delve into that. I am here for the plot, its why I write this. I think I've made my stance somewhat clear on the whole relationship thing in the past.
Other things like
>Well, I did mention I am fine with writing more adult matters, I am an experianced writer to some degree, and an adult - its part of the story I guess - and I honestly don't see how its diffrent them me writing about you shooting a bloke in the head, if it makes sense I'll write it - now this is a blue board do thats the extent of what I'll write around here really - in both gore and sex, perhaps I'll set up a paste bin for those special moments but I am not to fussed, this is after all an attempt by me to further my own writing capabilities.
His agreement with
>The Schola, despite being a future school based on molding us into effective servants of the Emprah is still a high school.
>I'm not saying we go full fetish on this, but relationships, and sex, are a part of high school.
>So yeah, we shouldn't randomly start sleeping with people but excluding sex entirely would be dishonest to the material we're working with.
Basically.
This isn't going to become Fetish quest, but relationships, even with females, will be possible.

>>25607566
Which is why it's extra annoying when the same people keep clamoring about SoB lesbian relations. It just isn't funny.

>>25607718
I don't see your problem.

>>25607739
Because you have a shitty sense of humor and think spamming the same joke about lesbian/shota SoBs every fucking time a Sororitas is mentioned is fucking comedy gold.

>>25607312
>>25607718

How exactly do you even measure "consensus" on a board where everyone's anonymous? It's entirely possible that the anti-lesbian side is one or two guys spamming the thread and the pro-lesbian side are only making a post each. Or it could be entirely the other way around and there's just a solitary fetishist, which is what you seem to be claiming. But, well, you would say that, wouldn't you? How about we just stop accusing everyone we disagree with of samefagging, stop clogging up the board, and give the QM a teeny tiny bit of trust that he's not going to transform this into BFQ 2.0?

>>25607783
Shota Sisters of battle?
What

>>25607807
Sisters of Battle are Catholic nuns in space, so the joke is that they're pedophiles, hence, shotacon. I'm not as angry about it as some of these anons, but it does get kinda old.

>>25607807
A common joke on /tg/ is that SoBs are massive and aggressive pedophiles, as evidenced by all the references to SoB rape in these threads

>>25607842
>>25607836
But that hasn't appeared in this thread at all.

>>25607855
The MC is 12 years old and a bunch of people keep talking about her running from SoB rapists and the like.

>>25607855
It's appeared in the form of paranoid idiots complaining that it's about to appear. Just like the first people to bring up the "lesbian route" stuff were the people going "those lesbian-loving faggots are going to ruin the quest! MOAR HOMOPHOBIA NOW! WE MUST DROWN THIS QUEST IN SHOUTS OF DISAPPROVAL!"

>>25607855
see >>25606665
>>25606852
>>25606997

>>25607896
I'm the dude that posted the Shota.
It was more to do with relationships with the MC, than the Sisters.
Why did it get deleted anyway?

>>25607890
>MOAR HOMOPHOBIA NOW!
Don't hide behind homophobia to avoid legitimate complaints, you fucking moron. Never go full EA. It has nothing to do with homophobia and more to do with people being burnt out on every single fucking female MC becoming a goddamn lesbian. Thats like saying not wanting to eat cake for every meal of the day is the same exact thing as hating cake.

>>25607896
>One post in the entire thread makes direct reference to it
Yeah wow.
>>25607944
Well, people can vote for what they want to vote.
You shouldn't be able to deny that.

>>25607933
Because someone must have reported it and a janitor found it questionable or trollish enough to be worthy of deletion.

Good riddance, I say.

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>>25607957
>and a janitor found it questionable
But that's as bad as Gaston's hairy chest.
I see no reason as to why it was deleted.
> or trollish enough to be worthy of deletion.
We're going into the Schola.
It makes sense there would be boys our age there as well, who would be "Shota" while we would be "Loli"
Nothing "trollish" about it

>>25608012
I've seen some completely random things deleted in the past. In particular, I think at least one janitor uses their powers to delete people who disagree with them in threads or make them look foolish.

>>25608195
That's people in power for you.

>>25607890
Get real, anon. I was one of those people who originally suggested that the MC should be male and gay, and I don't want the quest to go down the lesbian route. It's just so overplayed idea that it makes me groan.

>>25608314
That's no fun though.

>>25608390
It's just so...ugh. I want the MC to be infatuated with a manly commissar that she knows she cannot touch, is that too much to be asked?

>>25608490
Yes. I want her to be so obsessed with being a good commissar she doesnt even think to be infatuated with some commissar.

>>25608509
I want her to be obsessed being with a good commissar, so...