You are a Magical Girl, and while you're very easily annoyed, you're not very easily impressed.It's amusing, then, that the principal of the mission you're currently running is rapidly achieving both. And you haven't even met her.Rigging her own contest just to give you a convenient cover? An excuse to be seen around with her by the media for the four days she'll be around Mitakihara?This Kirishima Ruri's got balls, that's for sure. Annoying as it is, you can't help but admire that kind of audacity. You'll probably just shoot someone in the leg for it later. Maybe.
>>25599634"So what are you gonna do, Homura-chan?" You've stopped time for the moment, giving yourself time to decide on whether or not to come forward with the winning ticket - one palmed to you by a strange girl going by the name of 'Deepthroat' - or simply foist it off to Sayaka, who seems to be a super Ruri Maniac. Pinky, as usual, is harping on you about it, her mischievous grin showing blood-pinked teeth filed into sharp points. "Sayaka-chan may be a bit dumb now and then, but she's not as stupid as you think she is!"Well, you've never really said anything like that. Sayaka can be a super bitch most of the time, but you've never thought of her as someone...stupid, for a lack of a better term. In fact, if you'll be honest, underneath Sayaka's thousand or so layers of insufferable cunt is a magical girl who takes her job very seriously - someone who dots all her Is, crosses all her Ts, and confirms every kill with a double-tap to the face.Of course, that doesn't really change things much. You're still barely on speaking terms with each other. It's...probably just one of those things, you guess. Both of you hate each other, that's a fact of life. You don't have to lose sleep over it....Heh. She sure is acting stupid about the idol, though. It's...it's not like you've made a fool of yourself doing anything similar.Yeah. Yeah, never.Anyway. What do you do with the ticket?Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.
>>25599639[x]Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.
>>2559963[X] Talk it out with Sayaka
[x]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.Can we add a note saying 'Deal with it - Murderface' to prevent misunderstandings?
>>25599639>>[X]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job."Someone palmed me this. Want it?"Let Sayaka decide. Whatever the case, we'll be sticking close to Ruri anyway, so I don't really see it mattering much.
>>25599639>[x]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.If she says anything about it tell her that the assignment will go smoother this way.She'll be the lucky fan and we're the bodyguard.
>>25599668I'll second this, lets ask her instead of forcing it on her, maybe she'll be less of a cunt about it
Erm, I don't see why we can't just inform Sayaka that we were handed a winning ticket as part of the job, and that we decided to hand it over to her because she's a huge fan of the idol?I mean... I wasn't ever expecting to TRICK Sayaka about this. I just figured it'd be something to help clear the air between us -- the idol is something Sayaka cares about. Us on the other hand, are not a fan of the idol so we don't care much.
>>25599639Going with >>25599668Oh, and Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbI'll update the Ebook a few hours after the thread ends.
[x]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.
>>25599639>>[X]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.>"Someone palmed me this. Want it?">Let Sayaka decide. Whatever the case, we'll be sticking close to Ruri anyway, so I don't really see it mattering much.>>25599675 herereplying and greentextan to make my vote legit
>>25599639>Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.Gonna have to repeat myself.. We're the Warmaster, nobody railroads us like this.
>>25599679 here.Ooorrr we could just do that I guess! -- >>25599668
>>25599639>[x]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.Blueberry needs love too.
>>25599668This.We need to make friends with Sakaya.
>>25599639[x]Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.Already went over how giving away the ticket is.
>>25599668I hope you're not implying dragging her into time-stop. You know how it went the last time we di... I mean - it's not like we ever actuallt did it, of course, but one could imagine consequences would be dire.
Has everyone forgotten that there is a high chance of Golden Weapons here, and that Sayaka, if she's with the idol, will be the first target? She's got no defense and you're sending her in to die.
>>25599721Uh, no? I thought it's kinda tacitly understood that we'd leave the time-stop first.
>>25599724It's fine, this is Sayaka we're talking about! She won't die, even if she's killed!
>>25599639[x]Appear besides Sayaka out of time stop.[x]"Sayaka. You take the winning ticket. It`s better if you deal with her than I do. And being in the spotlight is not my forte, either. I took you along because you are better with principals then I am, since I`m already itching to shoot her in the foot for this charade."We.. we diplomatic now, I guess.
>>25599721We can always warn Pinky first?>>25599724>top eversor>no defenseWhat the fuck, man.
>>25599639>[x]Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.If you guys havn't noticed, this is the QM going ARE YOU SURE THAT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.Decu has offered this choice 3 times. 3 TIMES.
>>25599724Sakaya's a shitload better in melee than we are, even with our golden weapons. If she's the first target, then thats fantastic - it means we'll be able to provide ranged support while she tanks.
>>25599747It's not about whether she can take care of herself and more we have a hidden trumpcard in the audience to call upon if shit happens.If give it to her, we out her immediately.
>>25599744Attempting to sneak the ticket into her pocket is a vastly different action to simply offering it to her.
>>25599744Decu also enjoys fucking with us.Besides, I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding; Nobody wants to TRICK Sayaka into thinking she's won, at least not now that Pinky's pointed it out.We just want her to take care of the annoyance for the moment.
>>25599724> She's got no defense and you're sending her in to die.>A magical girl who`s magical ability is all about buffing herself into -Melee-Demigod-Status and CUHRAZY regeneration powers
>>25599754No.Decu has offered the option to get off this path of action thrice. EVEN after the last vote of the previous thread was to give the ticket to Sayaka after leaving timestop.So technically this vote shouldnt be happening, even!
Thinking about it. Should we reveal to idol-chan that Sayaka works for us or not?
>>25599639Give it to her, let Sayaka choose if she wants to claim it or notWe are going to do our job but we aren't going to play this game. If she wants to have the warmaster guarding her then the warmaster does, but we aren't being used as a tool to say "look how popular I am even the warmaster likes me"
>>25599760All of which a Golden Weapon completely overpowers. It's like you fell asleep when QB gave us a brief on what the weapons do. This is one of the most stupid decisions ever, because Decu has given us multiple chances to abort and you keep on doing it.
>>25599772I do not believe it is a good idea but the vote has been locked and we've lost a trump card we could have called upon. One that could have stayed hidden in the fanhorde indefinitely.
>>25599756I like how people get mad at that, while thats an actual saying. Like 'early bird gets the worm'.
>>25599772Probably not.>>25599777Regardless, Sakaya's good enough that she can hold out until we can back her up. She's the best Eversor in the entire officio, not some scrub.Besides, the bigger danger is her getting mind controlled.
>>25599774>say "look how popular I am even the warmaster likes me"How does that even work when the majority of teh population doesn`t know that megucas exist in the first place? And if she is using this shit as an excuse to be seen around here, she must be borderline retarded. Seriously, why would enyone be surprised about an idol having an entourage of female friends, aides etc ?
>>25599759Tricking her into it or not, Sayaka is no longer the hidden ace we have that can get the principal out of danger while we handle whatever's coming our way. Whoever sent us that head knows us too well, and at least if we stuck with the idol, we could act as a lightning rod. But now we can't and Sayaka is going to have to handle a first strike from a Golden Weapon user, which she's unlikely to survive.
>>25599795Yes but we've basically shown to everyone: 'Two magical girls, here'.Whereas if our opponents only saw one, they might have planned to use fewer resources. Now they will target both at the same time. Which might be a problem if say, we need to get VIPs out of the firing line and theres an opponent infront of us whom we couldn't turn our back on.
>>25599777The golden weapons don't actually make someone magically unbeatableThey improve upon what is there vastly but notice Kilgore was still a fucking punk until he got turned into a daemon princeSayaka is an incredibly deadly melee specialized magical girl who could probably give Kirika a good fight. She will be much better if someone goes nuts right next to the idol than we wouldAnd we don't need to let anyone know that we are colleagues, all that anyone watching knows is that she won the contest and is a lucky fan
>>25599795When this entire thing goes to shit and Sayaka's taken out, you will be to blame. Fuck, when has one of Decu's "are you sure?" warnings ever been wrong?
>>25599806Yeah, you make a good point.Which is where asking Sakaya if she wants it comes into play. Its both asking her if she wants the ticket, and if she thinks its worth the risk.
>>25599639>Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.WE WILL END HER FOR IT BUT SHE GETS HER FUN NOW
>BUT MUH TRUMP CARDTHEY PROBABLY SAW US GET OUT OF THE LIMO TOGETHER JESUS FUCK>>25599799It is SAYAKA. She GROWS BACK. She will be FINE.
>>25599639>[X]Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.
>>25599798A lot of magical girls are supposedly her fans if you believe what Sayaka saysNow at a televised event which will be rebroadcast all over the place for all to see you think plenty of girls from other officios wouldn't know that the new warmaster of the ninth won the competition and she would be using that to her advantage?
>>25599811Kilgore went down only because we were using a Golden Weapon too.
>>25599806>Yes but we've basically shown to everyone: 'Two magical girls, here'.Didn't we take the same car here?Wouldn't anyone who was keeping an eye on us know that she was with us?If we wanted to keep Sakaya's presence a secret we would have COME IN SEPERATE CARS.
>>25599827And Kirika went down because of a perfectly normal sniper round to the head.
>>25599777>>25599777>All of which a Golden Weapon completely overpowers.Except we don`t know that nor have we any proof for that. >It's like you fell asleep when QB gave us a brief on what the weapons do. No, its like you started pulling facts out of your ass about that they do. If you weren`t retarded you would notice that a whole bunch of Golden Weapon Users have been defeated by people who didn`t use a golden weapon. Secondly, we will always be near Ruri just like Sayaka. If someone attacks Sayaka, we are there. >This is one of the most stupid decisions everThis is one of the most stupid metagaming shit I have ever seen someone pull.>because Decu has given us multiple chances to abort and you keep on doing it.Are you retarded or just unable to read? The choice was between "Have the ticket yourself" and "Stick it secretly into Sayakas shit."Now, however, we voted to let Sayaka know and see what she thinks about it. How retarded can you be, to not see the difference, son?
>>25599816>>25599806And you are forgetting that we organized to have extra backup in case things went south so them knowing that there are two magical girls about isn't going to be a big deal
>>25599816But heres the problem: We're under surveillance.We got spotted by our contact the moment we left the car. Granted, they might have spied Sayaka but she was already wearing a cap and enough gear to blend into the crowd VERY easily. It's possible she might have escaped detection.Just by speaking to her, we show that we know her and now that she has been required, she should be marked.
>>25599837>sniper round to the headMore the general torso area. We don't know where, exactly, because there wasn't much torso left afterwards.
>>25599823Not is someone breaks her Soul Gem you dolt. And while she might have been seen, she's also perfectly disguise to blend in, and she had her face covered with a baseball cap when she left. The same one worn by many other fans. She's perfectly able to blend in.
>>25599827>>Kilgore went down only because we were using a Golden Weapon too.No, he went down because Tiny Pete beat him up with a giant hammer and then we finished him off with a huge anti-materiel rifle before he could get in melee range.
>>25599843>Granted, they might have spied Sayaka but she was already wearing a cap and enough gear to blend into the crowd VERY easily. It's possible she might have escaped detection.Isn't she standing right next to us?
>>25599840Pray tell, how is "Have the ticket yourself" NOT an option to get off the train?
>>25599849No, she ran off into the crowd to scream.
>>25599849She ran into the crowd, then we timestopped and caught up.
I'm pretty torn on this one. We're obviously being pulled into a trap or some sort of plan with this. I"m tempted to tell the idol professionally to fuck off by giving the ticket to somebody else, and then going 'okay, you asked for the Warmaster, here I am'. Having Sayaka in disguise as an actual fan might work out for the best. Throwing a wrench into the whole thing might work out for the best.On the other hand, if we're working with a face stealer here, having Sayaka in fangirl mode around that could be a horrible miscalculation.I guess I got to come down on to:>Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.
>>25599799Nice how you ignored all the arguments.
>>25599827Actually Kilgore went down because Tiny Pete utterly fucked him up and then we shot him to finish him offWhile the golden eagle probably hurried things along had we unloaded on him with a heavy gun for a few shots he was probably going down
You guys do realize we could ask Pinky if a Golden Weapon is involved.
I like it that Decu doesn't even have to lift a finger to send all of /tg/ into paranoid, frantic argument over what could possibly get us killed.
>>25599639Over this entire damn quest what is the one thing we've learned for sure? Idols ain't nothing but trouble.>[x]Let Sayaka have it. You're not going to let some chirping harpy dictate how you do your job.
>>25599830Sure but that was before we knew we were going to be dragged through this little contest. I was expecting a normal bodyguard detail like iori's.And also before we realised that Sayaka was a major fan and was going to run off into the crowd instead of standing around but close like a good bodyguard.
>[X]Keep it, and go with the flow. Let this idol have her fun for now.
>>25599799>Sayaka is no longer the hidden ace we have that can get the principal out of danger while we handle whatever's coming our way. She never was.The MG strike teams hidden in the crowd are.
>>25599864Would she tell us? Would she even know? Would she add one to the mix just to annoy us?
THE DM IS SAYING "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT"STOP BEING NIGGERS
>>25599864>"But that would be telling~"
>>25599874>The MG strike teams hidden in the crowd are.We assigned a team to guard Iori, did we do this?I only remember the former.
>>25599881I...seem to remember requesting discreet backup.Or at least talking about it in a thread.
>>25599840>whole bunch of Golden Weapon Users have been defeated by people who didn`t use a golden weapon.Kilgore is the only one we know of directly, and Pinky only said it was a few that had managed it. And Kilgore beat Yuu outside of a fight, where she wasn't using her Bangles. And even when it was Kharn, Malal, and Murderface against Ahriman, she needed the chainaxes to win.
>>25599877Here is a hintdMs don't just ask that when they want to warn you away from a bad ideaThey can also use it to avoid derailing or just to screw with players to keep them from using an unexpected but good idea
Hey.Hey guys.Hey.Guess what?Decu only waits 20 minutes for the vote.It's 23 minutes passed the point where arguing about the choice would have made a difference.
>>25599877The DM is talking about sneaking the ticket on her and nothing else.
>>25599885We beat Kilgore without using The Deagle, IIRC.
>>25599885Kirika had her torso turned into sausage meat by a sniper rifle
>>25599895>Implying pinky isn't Decu's way of subtly telling us something's a dumbass idea.
>>25599887For the purpose of classification, please state the positive effects of the chosen plan. The negatives are already well explained, thus far.
>>25599885>Kilgore is the only one we know of directlyKirika got sniped hard.And Sakaya doesn't have to WIN. She just has to SURVIVE.And she's got the skills to do that.
Come on, guys. Relax your shadowruns.It's just a concert, remember?
>>25599902I will say this again.The DM is talking about SNEAKING the ticket on her and nothing else. The majority voted for asking Sayaka if she wants it or not. If she wants it then we give it to her. If not we keep it.
>>25599902>"Sayaka-chan may be a bit dumb now and then, but she's not as stupid as you think she is!"PINKY IS TALKING ABOUT SNEAKING THE TICKET ONTO HER WITHOUT HER KNOWLEDGETHAT IS WHAT THE 'ARE YOU SURE' ISFUCK
>>25599913Still a dumb idea.
>>25599911>Relax your shadowruns.Bitch please, we don't got enough shadowruns.
>>25599918Are you sure?
>>25599919If the DM really wants to railroad us, he'll just have Sayaka refuse the ticket.
>>25599903> The negatives are already well explained,What plan for fuck`s sake? Stop pretending there was a fucking plan because you made some shit up on the run?
>>25599924The plan to let sayaka have the ticket?
>>25599924>What plan for fuck`s sake?I assume he is talking about asking Sayaka about the ticket.
>>25599923I expect her to do this, honestly.By the choice, we left Chiaki open to it.
Already nearing 100 posts over paranoia.Take it easy guys. Go get some water and calm donw.
YOU FOOLSYOU'LL GET US ALL KILLEDFOOLS, I SAY
>>25599911>Relax your shadowruns.Ok, so newfag here. Can someone explain to me why "shadowruns" is synonymous with paranoia around here?I feel like I'm missing something.
>>25599933>>25599923Consider this: if we offer her the choice and she refuses then she won't bitch at us for stealing away the spotlight next to Ruri she always wanted.
>>25599913Really? Because I saw most voted be to just putting the ticket in Sayaka's pile. Unless you're talking about posts that were just seconds or didn't actually vote.
>>25599943In Shadowrun, the roleplaying game about corporate black ops in the cyberpunk fantasy future, if you are not paranoid you WILL die.Never, EVER, make a deal with a dragon.
>>25599943This image.Actual game is not that paranoia inducing.
Do you niggers realize we're already over 100 posts and Decu hasn't even the second post yet? This way we'll hit autosage before we actually meet the idol. I'm sitting here and laughing really hard at this. Fuck.
>>25599943>Ok, so newfag here. Can someone explain to me why "shadowruns" is synonymous with paranoia around here?Please go to the shadowrun general ( >>25563136 ) and ask them why Shadowrun is often associated with paranoia. They will explain it better than us.
>>25599953>Actual game is not that paranoia inducing.I do not believe your lies dragon.
>>25599951Yeah, i get that.But how and why did that term become so commonplace HERE of all threads? I've never heard the term Shadowruns (plural, and used as a measurement of paranoia) outside of these threads.
>>25599943Because Shadowrun is a setting that encourages paranoia to be safe, sometimes to absurd degrees, as well as overly-thought out plans when something simpler would suffice. And when the simpler plan IS tried, it fails due to unforeseen consequences.
>>25599954>Do you niggers realize we're already over 100 posts and Decu hasn't even the second post yet? This way we'll hit autosage before we actually meet the idol.Calm your tits m8, threads in /tg/ stay for more than 16hours even when they hit autosage.
>>25599963Its become common in all Quest threads.
>>25599963Because we have a small but extremely vocal playerbase for whom the sky is always falling.
>>25599953And then someone drew a pic of one of the main characters in this quest in that pose, with the caption "Magical Girl Noir Quest: You must be at least this paranoid to enter". So that's how that happened.
>>25599978Ah, I see. It all makes sense now.
>>25599978LIES.THE SKY IS FALLINGf
>>25599958>The answer:>Because the goverment is controlled by corporations and the corporations are controlled by thousand year old almighty dragons.Yeah, this works.
>>25599972Not during busy hours and not with these threadsWe have had them drop off in less than an hour after they were finished before and mid write up in others
>>25600004Shadow Quest reaches 1300+ posts regularly and they don't make a new thread until the old one is in page 10.
>>25600010Never followed that but I know what I have seen in these threads many times and spamming this thread is just going to make it sink before Decu is half done
>>25600010Yeah, keep in mind Decu doesn't make second threads.
>>25600026We can fix that.
>>25600019>>25600026>Implying that Decu doesn't make 5 quest progression posts per thread before he chikuwas
>>25599978>he actually thinks that the sky isn`t fallingLooks like you`re in for a surprise, bro, while I will be sitting in my All-purpose-anti-rape-Bunker and laughing at you!
>>25599963I think it's a general quest thread thing. But it also helped that Shadowrun and MGNoir kind of have "Modern-day mages with guns taking shadowy missions from backstabbing crime families and giant possibly evil corporations" in common.
>>25600049Also "You may get fucked up by supernatural beings of great power if you piss them off and some of them may be Already Dead".
>>25600063>if you piss them offI think you mean 'if it happens to be Tuesday, a month with an odd number of days, or raining in Brazil.'
>>25600063>You may get fucked by supernatural beings of great power if you piss them off Fixed for pinky.
>>25600121>You will get fucked by supernatural beings of great power if you piss them off confirmed by the great QBTimestop shitstorm of 2013.
>>25599658 >>25599660 >>25599668You narrow your eyes at Pinky, before shaking your head as you disengage your Time Stop. Pinky gives you a shrug and a grin in return - the eldritchian horror's cackling fading in our ears just as she herself fades from existence, the world once more resuming its inexorable turning.It's only being in this close proximity with the crowd that the wall of sound made by hooting, cheering fans hits you, very nearly rocking you back on your heels as you duck down beside Sayaka. She seems to notice you here, her eyes widening at you - before roughly pulling you down by your arm, her own hand clamping down on your wrist in a grip of iron."The fuck are you doing here, Murderface?!" She hisses into your ear. "You're supposed to be meeting the fucking contact! Godammit, are you screwing up the mission THIS early? Of all the--"You tug your hand free from her grasp, before all but shoving the ticket in her face. The winning ticket, which she'd been leafing through her own ticket collection in search for. The ice-blue irises of her eyes shrinking into mere dots at the sight of it, her face going completely pale - before twisting back into its usual expression of venomous bitch."No. No fucking way. No fucking way HOW DID YOU GET THAT--"It's your turn, now, to make her hunker down in discretion. Deepthroat gave it to you, just as the number was being listed off. Now, the way you see it, the principal just rigged her own contest to get you a cover - and a tissue-thin veneer of cover it is. You can either claim to be the winner on your own, or she can do it herself, seeing as she's got such a massive hard-on for the idol.[1/2]
>>25600161"...Wait, your contact GAVE you the winning ticket?" Sayaka snatches the ticket away from your hand, glaring at it, and then at you. You take a moment to blink - you didn't even see her hand move. She was that quick. "Okay, what's wrong with this picture? Any other principal, really, and I'd say this was a fucking trap. This is way too convenient." She looks back at the hotel, then back at you. "Granted, this is Ruri-sama we're talking about--"...Ruri-sama, now. What kind of crazy fangirl is she, anyway?"Focus, Murderface, focus," Sayaka growls. "I was gonna say that even if it's Ruri-sama we're talking about...I'd be careful about how you go about it. Me, I'd just give it to someone expendable and wait for the fireworks to happen." She looks down at the ticket with no small amount of suspicion - and envy - before handing it back to you. You take it from her - or at least, you try to, but she's holding onto it. "Mind, I'd love more than anything to win this contest of hers, but...well, you're the Warmaster. You're the one the principal wants. You decide." She lets go of the ticket with a self-satisfied smirk, although you can tell it's forced. "...Yeah. You decide, Murderface. But, hey, you've got someone expendable with you already, right?" The smirk turns into a grin, all too reminiscient of the one Pinky flashed you."Come on, who's the winner? Please, step forward!" The idol at the front calls into her megaphone. "Whoever has the winning ticket, come on and claim your prize! Ruri-chan is upstairs, waiting to receive your love over breakfast! Tax-free!"What do you do?Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600161Aaaaaan 7/3 that she forves us to do It
>>25600165>Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.Take the thing or we're handing It to the nearest fanboy
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.>[x]Get ALL the limited edition goods for Sayaka. And then some.
>>25600165[x]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?
>>25600165>Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.getonwithit.jpg
>>25600165[x]Just take the thing or we're giving it to that fat guy there. With the awkward erection.
>>25600165>Me, I'd just give it to someone expendable and wait for the fireworks to happen."Great minds think alike.>[ ]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?
>>25600186Oh wait, by that I meant give Sayaka the ticket.I thought>Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already.Is refering to her
>>25600165>[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?
>>25600186>>25600192Guys, you need the [x] inside or Decu won't count your votes.Come on guys, get with the program.
>>25600193This ought to have quotation marks but I have a terminal case of the stupids, it's a vote for Seyiku.
>>25600165>Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?Also>Ruri-chan is upstairs, waiting to receive your love over breakfast!There goes our robot theory?
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600165>[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?Give her the T.
>>25600165>[X]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600165>Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?JUST TAKE IT SAYAKAJUST TAKE THE DAMN TICKET
>>25600193This is the best option.
>>25600201Only votes with [X] count
>>25600165>[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?We can't give her the D, so the T will have to suffice.
>>25600165>Players waiting for Decu to give us more meta hints, please help us>Decu looks down at us and says no
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.This makes it the 4th get off this train option.I think Decu is hinting at something badly.
>>25600165"Well, I was going to give it to you, but since you said to give it to someone expendable...">[X]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600234He basically offered one last 'are you sure'.What else do you need?
So basically, Decu is giving us this choice AGAIN. For the FOURTH time.Now I really can't vote either way.
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this."Well I better go an do my damn job."
>>25600165Basically this.>>25600193Find the most schlubby, horrible-looking male fan and slip it to him.
>>25600165[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.Also tell Sayaka we'll arrange a meeting with Ruri for her.
>>25600234But he did give us some meta hints:>I'd be careful about how you go about it. Me, I'd just give it to someone expendable and wait for the fireworks to happen.">Yeah. You decide, Murderface. But, hey, you've got someone expendable with you already, right?" The smirk turns into a grin, all too reminiscient of the one Pinky flashed you.Give her the T
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.This Idol sure has a talent for pissing us off.
>>25600165[X] Give it to the fattest, smelliest otaku you can find.
"Well, I was going to give it to you, but since you said to give it to someone expendable...">[X]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600165[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?Literally shove it down her throat.
>>25600243This has been like a chain combo of "are you sures" in various ways, this has gone beyond "helpful" and is definitely more "now he's just teasting us" territory.
>>25600253ThisThen stare at Ruri the second she appears.No words. Just stare.Give her some time to rethink her position
>>25600165[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?She wants it. You know she does.Also fuck playing by the rules.
>>25600272>>25600241Try to be less obvious when samefagging.
Because I hate you all. But only in a good way.
>>25600274But the options chosen have been only going in one direction.If we vacillated between Yes/No, I can see that happening but it doesn't make sense as teasing at all.
Guys, I think Decu is trying to tell us we will miss the next bit of plot if we don't go with Ruri.Also I just realized that people probably paid good money to participate in a raffle that was going to be rigged from the beginning. This idol is realllly an asshole.
>>25600165>[X]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.GET ON WITH IT
>>25600193I am going with thisJust to see her reaction to us saying that
>>25600274I like to believe that he prepared really fun scene that results in us going and currently he's allCOME OOOOOOOOON, TAKE THE CHOICE.TAKE THE FUCKING CHOICE ALREADYIT'LL BE FUNNNNNNNNNN
>>25600165[X] Give it to the worst fan you can see.
>>25600193This is, objectively, the right choice.
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.We'll get Sayaka all the rare stuff she wants.
>>25600165>Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600284I'm not actually. I didn't really think my choice was that good to be honest.
>>25600297Silly Decu. /tg/ hates fun.
>>25600285>Short hair>no ponytailYa blew it m8
>arguing and name-calling>when things go bad, autistic shrieking and shit-flinging on all sidesit's like I'm on /a/
>>25600165[x]We should just fall on the sword, metaphorically, and take the ticket ourselves. We can always chew out the idol later for being a dumbshit later, no need to risk a mission flub over it.
I really think we should do a Shadow Quest-style vote off.This whole thing reeks of samefag to the max.
>>25600297You know the way you put it makes going along with this just that much unpalatable.
>>25600285LIEEEEES!He was obviously paid by the government!
>>25600319Might be less of a mistake and more wishful thinking.
>>25600284>>25600314How did I not even crop the right post.Fuck it, I'm too tired for this.
>>25600165Give the fucking thing to Sakaya already.This is so much of a trap it hurts. Anyone seriously thinking of going along with it is retarded.
>>25600165[X] Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.Forth time...
>>25600165>[x]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?
>>25600297>Implying Decu actually thinks things through before writing them>I mean that in an affectionate way
>>25600165[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for thisThe Paranoia is getting us nowhere. We can bitch to the Idol about that later.
>>25600165>[X] Force a 5-minute time limit vote of only a postlink and a number because there's no way there's this many people following the Quest
>>25600345Better us than the others.
>>25600364But better Sayaka than us!
>>25600359You would be surprised how many people can lurk around here.
>>25600165>[X]Just give it to Sayaka, already. What does she want, for you to shove it down her throat?She wants it. Give it to her.
>>25600378And make Kyoko cry?You monster.
>>25600381I'd better see at least 40 votes on the sup/tg/ archive then.
>>25600385We can comfort Kyouko with hugging and vodka which then leads the skinship and bathing and soon enough, she's in our harem and over Sayaka.
>>25600389You do.But what you see are threads with low scores after 60+ votes.Suptg archive is filled with quest downvoters
>>25600165GIVESAYAKATHEFUCKINGTICKETRam it down her panties if needs be but just give it to her and tell her to go Idolgasm and get it fucking done with
>>25600385There's a fair chance that Chiaki's death will make more crying people than Sayaka's
>>25600395Yea, you monster.Watermelon end, no other cheating.
>>25600359Before the Ebook was moved to the pastebin I got a minimum of 20 downloads per update. First version got 94 downloads before I took it down.Some people are probably samefagging, but not as many as you think.
>>25600165>[x]Oh, for fuck's sake. Just go and take the damn prize, already. You're definitely going to shoot someone in the leg for this.We're more experienced with GW users, Sayaka is not. Ergo, be a SMART Warmaster and DIY.
>>25600400I can attest to this, I've seen threads get over 100 votes and then checking back after a bit it's mysteriously down by like half.
>>25600359>>25600389>ImplyingDecu has 260 followers on twitter. Now about the archive no ones votes when the thread already has more than 20+ positive votes.
>>25600405>WatermelonKyoko IS red ye know...
>>25600425If we go by that logic, watermelon seeds are black and we can invite Kharn too.
>>25600430Black is Wendy
>>25600430>invite>KharnHa, you think Kharn can be 'invited'
>>25600430>>25600437And YuuAnd Kumatora
>>25600437I can get behind this, after the whole excellent Sexual Tension Debacle in one of the post-thread stories. Midori already covers the oppai angle, so we aren't in dire need of Kharn.
>>25600430Any harem Kharn is 'invited' to turns to her harem in no time.
>>25600437Nein.Headpat's chan.My duckduckgo is searching 'clop clop'.Wtf is 'clop clop'?
>>25600465My Little Pony porn.
>>25600465If you REALLY want to know...>>>/mlp/
>>25600440Maybe "lured" is a better term for it.
>>25600465 go ask /mlp/
>>25600193Sayaka blinks at you, before her eyes narrow into slits. "You wouldn't."You would, you smile at her, waving the ticket in front of her In fact, that portly, sweaty dude she elbowed in the face earlier might appreciate the ticket more than she would. Clearly he's the bigger superfan than Blueberry. He's even stopped crying from the pain, and is waving his I <3 Ruri banner as high as he can."No. You're not that stupid. You're--"--the Warmaster here. You can be as stupid as you like - your predecessor, after all, did set quite the precedent.". . ." Sayaka is silent as her eyes follow the ticket grasped between your fingers, mouth twisting into a tight little frown. Several moments of silence pass between the both of you.No? Well, okay then. Her loss. You make to walk towards the otaku currently shouting himself hoarse over the crowd - before Sayaka all but tears the ticket from your grasp and charges her way into the throng, shouting all the while."I GOT IT! I GOT THE TICKET! I WIN!" The Eversor shrieks, and all eyes turn towards her. "WINNING TICKET, RIGHT HERE! Agh, get the fuck out of my face--" The last few words are uttered with a scathing disgust as she stiff-arms another portly otaku trying to push his way forward."O-oh! We have a winner, finally!" The idol, one with short yellow hair and a rather cute outfit styled from a schoolgirl PE uniform, smiles at Sayaka - and there's a fraction of a second that you see her smile falter, an expression of uncertainty flickering across her face. "E-er, congratulations! Can we get your name, please?" She greets Sayaka as the Eversor comes up on the platform, above the crowd, grinning from ear to ear."Miki Sayaka!" She says into the megaphone, all pomp and exuberance. "I've been a fan of Ruri-sama since her first album, 'The Magical Girl's Only Wish'!"[1/2]
>>25600465Now mine is searching for dragon dildosI feel like this ad is targeting a very specific part of 4chan
>>25600622"Ah...haha! Well, I'm sure Ruri-chan would enjoy hearing about all of that!" The idol smiles, before turning away slightly, hurriedly speaking into her headset's mic. She turns back to Sayaka after a few moments. "A-and now, please, Ruri-chan is waiting! Our staff will escort you up to her penthouse, where the first day of your Four-Day Date with the most popular idol in the world is about to begin!"You turn away, smirking, as Sayaka drinks it all up - the flashbulbs of the cameras, the envious yet congratulatory cheers of the crowd. You're not one for crowds like that, but...well, you at least could understand how some people would enjoy it.After a few more photographs and inane questions, Sayaka is finally led deeper into the hotel - burly guards forming up at the entrance and barring all entry. The crowd clears after that, leaving pamphlets and posters littering the ground in their wake - and you, of course. You decide to light up as you waited, three cigarettes already smoked through by the time you're left alone....Well, at least you got Sayaka inside. That's what matters.Now there's just the getting up there, too, that you have to take care of.How do you get inside the Hotel?Through the main entrance. And the guards.Look for a back way in.Other.
>>25600622>her first album, 'The Magical Girl's Only Wish'>first albumREV UP THOSE SHADOWRUNS
>>25600622>there's a fraction of a second that you see her smile falter, an expression of uncertainty flickering across her faceScrew everything, It was worth It just for that little thing
>>25600650[x] Hunt down Deepthroat, maybe she'll have a way to slip in.
>>25600650[X] Go in through the main entrance.We're on the bloody payroll, fer chrissakes.
>>25600650>[X]Through the main entrance. And the guards.
>>25600650[x] Find a security camera. Stare at it. Then find a place to sit in it's field of view, and pull out a copy of Miracle Midori to read while we wait.
>>25600650>HomuHomu>Needing to sneak inAnons please. [X]Through the main entrance. And the guards.
>>25600650>[x]Through the main entrance. And the guards.We're supposed to lead that shit, right?Guards should recognize our name, ffs
>>25600650>[x]Through the main entrance. And the guards.
>>25600650>[x]main entrance. Should problems arise, we timestop our way in
>>25600650>implying Homu needs to Snake it upSrsly guize?>[X]Through the main entrance. And the guards.
>>25600650>>[X]Through the main entrance. And the guards.Not to imply that we're going to seriously hurt anybody, but just introduce yourself, say you're the expected private security detail and walk in. Hurting comes later if they're stupid like the security during Iori's mission.
You know, the way it went down means that we can probably spin this despite going for the LOLS choice. We can tell Sayaka we were only joking about giving the ticket to an otaku to piss her off, if we really meant to use it ourselves.On the other hand, we could also say "We knew she'd do that" and claim we did that just to be an asshole and make her steal the ticket and use it herself.
>>25600650[X]Through the main entrance. And the guards.We're the hired security.
>>25600737>On the other hand, we could also say "We knew she'd do that" and claim we did that just to be an asshole and make her steal the ticket and use it herself.What are you talking about anon, we did that so that she could accept her fangirl side so that she wouldn't get a mental trauma from suppressing that side of herself.We did it for her sake.
>>25600737This is assuming it's a LOLS choice, which it isn't...? We were doing a sort-of friend a good turn and people seem to be going on the assumption, at least, that we're on staff here.Whether we are or not remains to be seen.Backpedaling at Seyiku is just going to make us look like assholes about doing a nice thing for her/throwing off the yoke of the idolocracy.
>>25600650Look for a way inLet's test how good her security is so we know where the holes are already
[x]Look for a back way in.On hand test of security. No timestop cheating.
>>25600650>[x]Through the main entrance. And the guards.Perhaps we should do this offically, like we expected to. "I have been hired by Kirishima Ruri to be security detail for the next 4 days. I had to wait until the contest was over"
>>25600650[x] OtherHave a call routed through QB Tower to Ruri's Head of Security to tell him we're coming through the Lobby.
We do have a squad of magical girl on standby nearby, right?With snipers?Because nothing is better than to make your enemy think you got 2 when you have a whole army.
>>25600650[X] Look for a back way in. If we get caught, say we're inspecting security.We've had one idol job go pear shaped, might as well delay the inevitable.
Imagine the surprise on Ruri's face when we sneaked into her complex though.That could send a message. But she already knows that we are good.So[x] Walk into the front door, looking like you belong there. That is the key to everything.
>>25600792Think that was requested for the concert. We're just meeting the client today.
>>25600650>[X] Put on warmaster cap and stride in through the front doors.
Oh man, I can already see the guards asking us who the fuck we are and telling us that we're the 7th security chief they see today.
>>25600821Woh. Anon. Wait a second. We are not trying to be the next Elvis.But I like it.[x] This.
>>25600837With sex hat and an air of confidence, I think we can get him to believe us.
>>25600650[x] Timestop[x] Just appear inside the room.Because Maximum Swag.
>>25600843And if he doesn't, we shoot him in the leg.
>>25600865But we already got 1 midori! We don't need a gender bent one!
>>25600865The leg thing is totally becoming our thing, doesn't It?Chiaki Murderface Kneecapper Matsuda.I like the sound of that
>>25600650[x]Use Shield[x]Just show up out of thin air besides Yuri and Sayaka[x]Wait until they notice you and shit their pants[x]Hairflick.And not a single Homu was given that day.
>>25600650>[X]Look for a back way in.
>>25600889Let us not give away our big gun right away. Also, can't timestop so soon after the last one.
>>25600865>>25600886You two /a/utists do know that kneecapping a security mook means one less security member looking out for the client, right?
>>25600650>[x] Look for a back way inshit 8 minutes lateaw well
>>25600911So far all the Security mooks we've had to deal with have been double-agents.
>>25600897>Let us not give away our big gun right away. Except it is widely known. at least in our officio, that we have the timestop ability. I´m pretty sure everyone who would investigate user closer, would knew that.And if some person doesn`t knew that, why exaclty would she assume that its timestop and not teleportation?> Also, can't timestop so soon after the last one.Thats not true. Look how Homura uses it in the animu. She mainly used it for short bursts to appear like she is teleporting around.Tl;dr: Your reasoning is stupid.
>>25600911>taking those posts seriouslyYou're the autists here
Rolled 13>>25600889[x] Do this
>>25600889Probably late as fuck but goddamn If It ain't cool
>>25600921You know, that's probably why our hiring was kept secret and why we were to get close to Ruri via the ticket. Now the mission is already fucked.
>>25600956Which is why I voted for sneaking in. That and we'd actually gain something out of it instead of just being a bitch.
>>25600956All for a few laughs and to get a reaction out of sayaka.Probably costing a few 'sayaka points'? Or did we have an overall gain? Honestly its abit hard to tell with her.
>>25600927Yeah, but our shield is finicky and Pinky might give us shit/clobber us for peeping on her in the shower while she's Kriemheld Gretchen form
>>25600956>You know, that's probably why our hiring was kept secret and why we were to get close to Ruri via the ticket>horseshit.jpgThe whole idea is flawed. We're supposed to watch her and not deal with her whims and hope nothing happens while she's trying to flirt with us
>>25600933And the debacles with the whiskey Soulgem and pulling QB into Timestop shows that there are a few who take such suggestions seriously and vote for them.
>>25600985Given we got her running to school last time this seems pretty plausibleAnd something that would really be quite hilarious
>>25600988Not watch her. Watch out for her. An honestly few better places than right next to her.
>>25600995The whiskey soul gem idea was goodLicking it while on the phone to Iori was a terrible idea
>>25600998I would not mind at all.
>>25601007Being in the same room as her is fine enough.Like a true security person. Staying in the corner, looking serious, and directing people through the radio
>>25599937Why was my first thought seeing that picture "I am the terror that flaps in the night."?
>>25600980She has two scores, one is normal points, and the other is hate points. We've been slowly gaining the former so she's been much more civil with us, and leading towards a bond rivalry sort of thing. If we drop the latter more, she'd become more of a normal friend and so on.If we max both scores we can get the special hate sex option
>>25601094My list of goals just keeps increasing.
>>25600672 >>25600674 >>25600682 >>25600686You make directly for the entrance. The burly security detail, their lantern-jawed faces curling into sneers as you step closer, the unnatural bulges in the black suits they've been squeezed into all the more evident."Sorry, miss, but the Hotel's not taking any more occupants today." Their leader with the aviator shades and the curly-wire earbud, huffs at you. "Miss Kirishima's reserved the entire hotel. No unauthorized personnel either, so scram.". . .You've got to be kidding.You narrow your eyes at them, before stepping forward once more. You're not a goddamn fan, nor are you unauthorized. You're THE security detail. Chiaki Matsuda. Surely they've been briefed--"Oh, really?" The ape laughs a rough, grinding sort of laugh, like a tank changing gears, turning to his other similarly-built simians for support. "Yeah, pull the other one. At least six other fuckers, calling themselves 'Ruri-sama's secret security guard' tried that earlier. Look, we're not stupid, and we're running sort of a bet here. The eighth fan who does the 'security detail' trick is going to get worked over, even if she's a cute girl like you." You have the suspicion that he's winking at you from behind his shades, making you that much closer to pulling out the Golden Desert Eagle and shooting his kneecap off. "You got lucky, now fuck off."So the idol didn't tell her security detail about you. Which...explains a couple of things, namely the rigged contest.Fuck.You shove your hands into your jacket's pockets and step back, looking around. Furiously puffing on your cigarette, quickly reducing it down to the filter.At the edge of your vision, you see what looks to be Deepthroat, waving at you from behind a couple of trash cans. She's looking...well, miserable.What do you do, now?Call Kyuubey and have this straightened out.Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.Other.
>>25601038My first thought was "That puchima can't distract from Kyouko having such a messy, lewdly phallic meal"
>>25600956In that case we can just say we are part of Iori's entourage. I'm under the impression there will be some overlap that we can take advantage of.
>>25601110[x]Other. Sneak in.
>>25601110>[x]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.
>>25601110Go see our timid unhappy looking contactI bet she got it full force over this little stunt
>>25601110>At least six other fuckersCALLED IT>[x] take the oddball with you, timestop and enter the placeQB wouldn't help us anyway
>>25601110"Well, at least I know that miss Ruri-chan is nice and safe with you guys around" >[x]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.
>>25601110Think it's a little late to come up with a new story, they already know our face.[x] Go to Deepthroat.'Save us, Spaghetti-tan!' said nobody else in the history of anything, ever.
>>25601110[x]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.
>>25601110>[X]Call Kyuubey and have this straightened out.IF you want the Warmaster Experience then you bet your ass you are going to get it Ruri.
>>25601110>[x]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.Now you see you guys.She can't even do a simple job right.You've made her life hell.You monsters.
>>25601133aint her fault Ruri is fucktarded in the headalso, when we do get in, i vote we come down to the entrance and kneecap that particular guard to announce our presence and security chief
>>25601144>She can't even do a simple job right.Please see >>25601147 .
>>25600988Looks like I was right and you were wrong. So much for your assumptions.
>>25601110[X]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.I'm not seeing how this is a problem, between timestop if it cooperates and simply bullying our way in (which we showed back in the Iori mission we can do without dealing lasting damage anyway, so no lessened security) this is barely a speed-bump - and that's if Deepthroat doesn't get us in now. Plus, we know from the series that any meguca can jump like a motherfucker so we can just use a window or something.
>>25601133just one more thing this Ruri cunt has to answer for, can she perform the concert without a kneecap?
>>25601110>[X]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.
>>25601147And I vote we don'tAsshat was doing his job admirably>>25601144We drag spaghetti-tan in with us when we go to see Ruri and explain in front of them both that the decision to have Sayaka take the ticket was ours aloneThen introduce Sayaka as one of our colleagues who incidentally was a fan
>>25601147>Mystery winner PICKED>Wrong person shows up>Who gets the blame?What does it matter if Ruri is silly? She Spaghetti-tan's BOSS. She still gets it anyways.
>>25601166>Then introduce Sayaka as one of our colleagues who incidentally was a fanWe might still be able to pull this off.We go in and say we gave it to a random fan. Then we see what happens.
>>25601168does not excuse Ruri from being a retard for trying to rig the contest just to meet the person who is meant to keep her alive
>>25601173And?Do you call your boss a fucktard? Please do.
>>25601110[x]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants[x] call QB to get this straightened out If she wanted our assignment kept secret, it's likely because she suspects someone on her staff. We need to have us outed as the private security so that suspicion falls away from Sayaka.
>>25601110>Security admitting they are going to rape one of Ruris fans.[x]Go to Deepthroat, see what she wants.Make a mental note to get some alone time with the security and give them a once over. We don't want or need rapists for backup. Preferably before they get a chance to rape anyone.
>>25601177>Do you call your boss aYou mean you're not?Granted, not to the face but really?
>>25601177I honestly do, and he has thanked me for it in the past, usually when he realises what he has planned is retarded and won't work, usually takes something like that or a slap to the face to enlighten him
>>25601183>Security admitting they are going to rape one of Ruris fans.Typically 'worked over' means 'gets the stuffing beaten out of them'
>>25601173Or rather, for not informing us of this in the mission briefing. That's the difference between a good plan for secret security (which she gets anyway, if it's actually legit somehow and not a trap, Sayaka will do fine guarding her until we get shit sorted out, and is just as secret as we would have been) and a stupid whim.
>>25601178>Calling QB.Lets not. Can't be seen as a warmaster who keeps running to her Incubator. Lets solve this on our own first.
>>25601144Spaghetti-tan's life is already hell. Being spaghetti is suffering.[X] See what Deepthroat wants--[X] Call Kyubey when we're done with our spaghetti.
>>25601190Like that's much better is it? We don't take shit from anyone.
>>25601195Technically, its there.A Contact is listed.Which means that Ruri may not have known exactly how deeply she may have been compromised.Hence a on-the-ground meeting with a trusted agent. Spaghetti-tan.
>>25601195either way she gets slapped in the face, we're the goddamn warmaster, not some mall cop on her payroll
>>25601164An if her answer actually makes sense because of the situation and you're wrong?You'll never admit that you're wrong even when you blatantly are.
>>25601144If it was her plan, yeah.If (as is 99% likely) it was Ruri's plan, we can just bitch her out about not mentioning it in the briefing if she brings it up.
>>25601220>You'll never admit that you're wrong even when you blatantly are.well now I won't get a chance to, so thanks for sparing me that
>>25601212If they tried to give us the workover they'd be off work for a few months, recovering from two broken knees each.
>>25601220>An if her answer actually makes sense because of the situation and you're wrong?THEN SHE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THE FUCKING OFFICIO RATHER THAN PULLING THIS CRAP OUT OF NOWHEREWe're not here to play fucking spy games.
>>25601110[x] Talk to deepthroatMake sure they don't break her kneecaps for what we did too, wasn't her fault.
>>25601110[x] Deepthroat[x] Ask her about that stupid name. Does she have to bring her weird fetishes into her work?Also, Friendly reminder: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPNaCGQjDFc
>>25601216Hey, if it's that bad, an extra MG bodyguard is worth some messed-up plans. And since we know there are a ton of security-impersonators, we don't even look particularly suspicious trying to get in!
>>25601177Our boss is QB.We brought in our aid, she goes where we go, we can't have her just sitting outside with her thumb up her ass like all the other fans. How else would she have gotten in? Deepthroat knows to get us inside, not Sayaka.
>>25601242But we are, dammit.We're an agency of assassins and spies.Of course we're in a spy game.
>>25601254We are in a spy game BUT we are not getting PAYED for it. Chiaki's job is only to be a bodyguard, not play the detective.
>>25601254>>25601265Well, if we can sneak our way into the other staff. Then we could keep Runi save while in the shadows while sayaka keeps her safe in the limelight.
>>25601265Yeah, exactly.We're not getting paid enough to deal with this shit.
>>25601289I like that plan.
>>25601265Our job is warmaster. We're payed to be whatever the Agency needs us to be. Even detective. Remember the missing girl dossier?And providing proper protection involves ferreting out spies, turncoats and looseends. All part of the job description.
>>25601306Oh fuck off, >>25601265 was about THIS job that was clearly bodyguard duty.
>>25601136>Trying to trick fellow players into bringing someone else into Timestop againo u>captcha: reckless otladviYes, pretty much that.
>>25601326So we find out that theres a leak or a bad staff in Ruri entourage, we do not track it down?
>>25601333>trickingYou're not believing in that pinky shower thing, right?
>>25601326>Second Envelope: Escort Mission. One of the most popular idols currently in circulation today, Kirishima Ruri, requires a Magical Girl escort for her weekend concert in Mitakihara. No danger seems imminent, but she is specifically asking to 'have a good time' with the Warmaster of the Ninth.
>>25601349...looking back at it, was she expecting an...escort, rather than an escort?
>>25601361I think you know as well as I which kind of escort she wants.
>>25601347>So we find out that theres a leak or a bad staff in Ruri entourage, we do not track it down?Only if the client pays us. Do you even Shadowrun? We aren't white knights.
>>25601249It's even better this way. There is no way in hell we could have played this off as just a regular fan winning that contest. Our "cover" would have been blown from the start.
>>25601370>Only if we can convince the client to pay us to do softfy
>>25601186You'd have a one in a million boss, then. Most of the ones I(and others) know would say "Hey I found this dynamite, maybe lighting it in the middle of the office would increase sales!" and you'd be like "No, it's obviously dynamite and it will explode and kill everyone" and he'd be like "No, it'll totally work. Here, you light it." And then when you do, it blows up, and he's honestly confused as to why, and then pins it on you for not working hard enough.Then he tells you to go out and find him a magical unicorn, and hurry the hell up, they have clients waiting.
>>25601381sometimes, I honestly wish my boss would do that, mainly when I have to make marketing understand the game they are trying to sell, other times, thats how my boss gets his ideas for games, doing crazy shit like that.
>>25601370But we're not shadowrunners.We're Official Agents of a Company, looking for repeat customers. Which expects us to get a job done and done well.We are in the system, not beneath it. We cannot act like that. Not all the time at least. It builds a terrible rep and QB Heavy will find its contracts drying up.
>>25601365The Murderface Experience doesn't work that way.
>>25601254This isn't a spy game, this is a game game, and from someone who isn't even our direct employer. A spy game would be closer to getting a "this note will self destruct in X seconds" from Kyuubey, our actual boss whom we would actually expect and understand this shit from, and he'd probably be cordial enough to leave more than one second to digest what's even happening and act on it.
>>25601399Don't worry, we can play this off as masterminding it.If Ruri wanted a glorified prostitute, well, we're disabusing her of that notion now.If it was a trap, obviously fucking with their plans is the best idea.If she genuinely fears for her life and distrusts her security, we just doubled her MG protection - for no additional fee! And since it was entirely outside their knowledge, they can even be sure no inside agent knew of it and could plan accordingly.Chiaki is the best at this, see?
>>25601365That's cool; Blueberry is into girls. Ruri gets a twofer and we get cold steel to the kidneys
>>25601435Eh, this works.
>>25601374Nah, we could have played it off like any usual introverted, quited hikkiomori fan. Hell, that's pretty much what Moemura's personality was, and we wouldn't even need to act as energetic as her.
>>25601452I'm afraid we don't give enough fucks for that to be an option.
>>25601419Maybe if Murderface gets some actual experience under her belt, things will start working that way. Even Kharn had to get her start somewhere.
>>25601435Jolly good show, chap.
>>25601462The Murderface Experience never has or will work that way.
>>25601435Really, if you think about it, the only bad thing about this is that it fucked up their plans - but there's no reason why Chiaki (or Kyuubei) should let a random idol and her crew make the plans for security instead of the experienced MGs. We'ce done nothing wrong!
>>25601461>Implying we'd need to even give a fuck to be mistaken for someone who doesn't talk or emote, given we already do that every day.
>>25601421MI is a terrible example of spy game.Then again, this feels more like a proper one. Dropped off on site, approached by a friendly agent with a cover story ready.
>>25601481I think a dozen players who want to get wrist-deep in Green would say otherwise.
>>25601462Kharns father probably bought her a prostitute and said, "It's time you became a man."
Speaking of Kharn, I can't help but think how she would handle this kind of job, assuming she'd take it in the first place.One way or another, Ruri would be laid out within the hour.
>>25601483The only reason so far for spoiling this plan which would have neatly slide up beside our Principal was 'our way or the highway'.
>>256015102 MGs instead of 1.
>>25601502Yeh, but we would be setting the terms, not her. Lots of alcohol would be involved no matter what.
>>25601462>Even Kharn had to get her start somewhere.I was struck with a thought; 'What was Kharn's first time like?'Then I had another thought; 'Given her behaviour and general attitude towards life, it was probably not very fun at all.'
I can't stop myself from reading "MG" as Metal Gear instead of its actual meaning.
>>25601521But 2 MG beside Ruri instead of one with her and one hidden.I am sceptical that that is an improvement.
>>25601510>Our way or the highway>Spoiling traps>Getting Sakaya.inserted
>>25601495I was actually pulling that from an even worse example of a spy game than that.
>>25601528Magical GearsMetal Girls
>>25601526You're mixing up Murderface with Kharn. Kharn probably had the time of her life.
>>25601506Kharn would enter the stage full-on Bayonetta style, declare that she knows nothing of idols but sure is *interested* in that particular one, then enter the hotel like Its hers.The she would play the shit out of the idol as Malal has to deal with security details, planning and rabid fans.
>>25601504>implying he'd use a prostitute and not a prisoner
>>25601528>Chiaki is now a giant nuclear-capable robot
>>25601534You mean sending sayaka to be the dart board?
>>25601573She's a good dartboard.And an enthusiastic one.
>>25601533Sayaka would have been the one hidden, which is suboptimal. She's better off close to the subject.
>>25601573Sakaya makes a much better dartboard that we do.She's tough as nails and regenerates. In comparison we're really squishy.
>>25601525I have a feeling Midori would be more than happy to have us set the terms with how much her murder mayumi fantasy story screams "BTW I am an uke"
>>25601547In that case, how this is playing out is that we are Malal to Sayaka's Kharn. That doesn't seem right, we should be the one fucking the idol if it ever comes down to it.
>>25601584But it's not like we can remain hidden, either. It was that configuration or just 2 MG in the open
>>25601591>Chiaki>fucking anything, everOh you incorrigible optimist, you.
>>25601585>and regenerates.Does she? That was tied to her wish of healing in the series.Did she make a similar/the same wish here? because she' sure as hell not pining over some faggoty violinist *boy*, after all.
>>25601591Fucking idols leads to Pinky killing us again.
>>25601591Fuck no. No Idolfucking.>>25601596>But it's not like we can remain hidden, either.
Rolled 17>>25601600We could probably get some sugar from Pinky if we wanted it. MadoHomu route is best route.
>>25601626WATERMELON OR BUST
>>25601526>cheery, almost mindlessly laissez-faire attitude towards life>loves fun>loves fucking like all the timeI can't really imagine her having too much trouble with that in the past, it seems like that'd be the opposite.
>>25601626>Not having both Pinky and Midorin at the same timeHow unambitious of you.
>>25601634>places no emotional importance on her continued survival>places no emotional importance on sexual encountersShit's broke, yo.
>>25601631MidoriMado or Mami?Eh, EIther works.
>>25601131 >>25601133 >>25601137 >>25601138You take one last look back at the guards, allowing yourself to scowl before walking towards the trash cans you've spotted Deepthroat peeking out from behind. You stop just right in front of them, though, seeing as you're still within sight of the guards. Like this, they'd just figure that you were simply looking for someplace to throw your spent cigarette into.It's then that you hear it. A soft, feeble whimpering, of someone breathing through the mouth after the nose is stuffed up from too much crying."H-here. Come...come here. I'll take you through the b-back entrance." A moment more, and you see a Deepthroat-shaped shadow move from behind the trash cans, and into the nearby alley. "C-come on, hurry. Ruri-san is waiting..."You follow the sniveling girl into the alley, both your footsteps echoing off the walls as you turn into a narrower one, where a heavy metal door is kept open by what looks like a...shoe. Deepthroat looks around furtively, before pushing against the door with both hands - shoving one sock-clad foot into the shoe and grunting with the strain."L-little...help, please?" She squeaks, and you blink as you move to help. It's...well, it wasn't that heavy of a door. You barely had to nudge it with the heel of your hand to push it all the way back. She gasps her thanks, and she ducks under your arm, stepping into the building....Wait, was she treading sock the entire time she got you to follow her? That's, uh...well.As disconcerting as that is, you stay quiet as she leads you into what looks like the store room of the Hotel. The both of you walk past shelves full of canned food, linens and other miscellany, before coming to what looks like the service elevator - the doors already open, waiting for your arrival it seems. You spend a few awkward moments waiting for each other to step forward, before you finally squeeze into it at the same time.[1/2]
>>25601652Deepthroat murmurs something unheard into what looks like her own headset's microphone, and then the doors slide close. The elevator lurching under your feet as it makes its journey up to the penthouse.You let out a sigh, letting the spent stub of your sixth cigarette drop down from your lips and onto the floor. You grind it out with the heel of your shoe a moment later.Yeah. Nice start to the job, this....It's then that you hear it. Deepthroat's voice, sickly feeble, almost spineless in its quality. "Y-you...why didn't you use the ticket? I...I gave you the ticket, you were supposed to use it to get to Ruri-san's suite..." A hiccup forms the involuntary punctuation to her already halting words. "How...how could I mess up something s-so simple?" She sniffs again, loudly this time, and you can't help but cringe at how wet it sounded. "Ruri-san's going to give me the box because of this..."How do you respond?
>>25601646She's just a hedonist. Don't give a shit about anything other than getting herself off.
>>25601652oh boy, trap or mad idol?
>>25601668[X]"Don't worry about it, I'll explain everything. By the time things are straightened out, she won't even remember she wanted to bitch at you."
>>25601668"Details like that should be cleared with my office first."Nothing else needs to be said.
>>25601682I am for this anon.
>>25601652>>25601668>all dat spaghettioh lawd[x] "The Warmaster does as she pleases. Describe this 'box' for me."
>>25601668>[x] what box?might be important
>>25601668"Not your fault. Your employer should have cleared it with me first."
>>25601668"You didn't mess up. Ruri did by not informing my office of this little stunt beforehand. Not your fault I don't have time for her games."
While I´m all in favour of GreenGreen-End because its best end, I think we all know how this is truly going to end.
>>25601668>The boxWhy am I getting flashbacks to when you can store someone's consciousness into a box? Or was that a toaster's consciousness?
>>25601668[x] "Don't worry about it. Nobody's blaming you. Promise. ...So what's the box?"
>>25601646In the case of the latter, I'll bet she could emotional importance with Souji in bed. Also, despite what lingering puritan social constructs tell us, you don't actually need to have loving sex to not be a weird lunatic or something. And with the former, I'm willing to bet "was raised in a gulag with a lunatic torture warlord as an example parent to go off of and then became a magical girl and then turned into a fucking witch and back and then made a pact with satan in a frilly dress" had more to do with her broken parts than "Her first time wasn't so hot".
>>25601714That was an interrogation of a magical girl by sticking her soulgem in a computer. It ended exceedingly well for all involved.
"Sayaka had to get inside somehow. There is no way we could have pulled off "rabid fangirl" better than she just did."
>>25601668[X]"I'm here to play the role of bodyguard not call girl."
>>25601668>The box>>25601682This, and furthermore>>25601692this..
>>25601700>>25601704no no, we need to be diplomatic. don't play it as 'raargh I won't follow your silly games', but as 'yeah sorry your plans were messed up but that was on purpose, needed to make sure there aren't any security holes or double-agents making decisions. let us handle security from here on, and focus on your concert.'
>>25601668>the boxI winced involuntarily. If thats what I think it is.[x] "You did nothing wrong. I'll sort it all out, you don't have to worry"[x] HEAD PATSWe've given this girl enough heat, already.
>>25601730There is that one too. I think the anon may be watching too much bsg too.
>>25601739Oh God. Another head.
>>25601668>[x]"Its not your fault. If I look the ticket then I considering the person who I am Runi would have kicked me out by this afternoon. What's 'the box' by the way?"
>>25601741>[x] HEAD PATSDo it.Head Pat Spaghetti-tan.Won't take much work at all to get her nice with us.
>>25601720>puritanHahaha no. There's a difference between being casual with sex and being perfectly willing to bang a complete stranger in the middle of a crowded street, which I would not put past Kharn.>gulagGot me there I guess.Just saying, maybe she had a good time. Maybe not.
>>25601709I'll have to admit, pink is slightly classier if just because she hasn't sold the rights to an anime about her fucking us.
>>25601668>>25601684[x] ThisBut add[x] "And what box?"
Needs more [x] guys.
>>25601741>>25601766>People want to give out Headpats to strangersNot only is this out of character but its also Pic related.
>>25601766[x] Head-pat Deepspaghetti, along with that other stuff I said.
>>25601668[X] Awkward pat on shoulder."If Ruri has a problem with my methods, she can take it up with me. And what's this about a box?"
>>25601668Head pat timeNo she isn't. Your part of the job was clear, however part of my MO is to remain less conspicuous, I will be telling Ruri that when we see her and this was totally done under my own volitionAnyway, it allowed us to get another associate in without anyone being the wiser since she actually was a fan where I would have been up there like a deer in headlights
>>25601817Can you see the double awkward?
>>25601782The thing is, that she really didn`t know about us then. From what I get is, that she started the series way before she actually became a meguca. That said, I wonder if the tone of MMxMM changed after Midori found out what being a Meguca truly is about.
>>25601806Fucking the idol probably won't happen. Getting her mousy assistant drunk because we are frustrated with this whole situation and ending up in bed with her might. Sex with no strings attached is the best kind of sex, and it's not noir without pointless sex.[x] pat headLets raise some flags.
What are we, some kind of whore that gives out head pats to any mildly cute little girl?
[x] no pats, but let her know it not her fault.
>>25601841Only the deserving ones, like awkward chan.
>>25601841Because she looks easily manipulatable, and could be useful to have as a friend since she seems to be Ruris gofer..
>>25601806>>25601841Both of those a thousand times! We no headpat-whore, headpats and hugs are limited to people we care about.Have to maintain dat Cool-Beauty-Facade.
>>25601836Actually Murderface was pretty fucking famous. Perfect time stop, worked with Kharn, kicked ass, stoic silent type. She just never noticed the fame until she started to spend less than 99% of her time at home.
>>25601856NOWe are HARD BOILED NOIR PROTAGONIST goddamnit, and I'm going to hold on to that delusion for as long as possible.
>>25601841Murderface associates with people who are under the heel of some asshole. She can relate to people who have more shit to deal with than they deserve.
>>25601876Don't you want to see Deepspaghetti flinch in terror as The Murderface lays hands on her?
>>25601876But social manipulation!
[x] No headpats. Shoulderpats only. AWKWARD shoulderpats.
>>25601900This feels like the most likely reaction to headpats, yes. She's already terrified of us, and headed for a mysterious and sinister box.
>>25601889Part of noir is having pointless sex. Head pats are the same as seduction in this case.
>>25601841In character, we have a miserably pathetic little girl who's blaming herself for actions we took.Out of character, staying on the good side of a Tomoko-analogue is probably a good idea.
>>25601889We haven't been that since the first thread, if ever.Embrace the HUE
>>25601889This.I miss when we actually blew out girls' kneecaps instead of just limagining it.Ah, thems were the days.
>>25601918you may remember we didn't cap Midori because she looked nervous or anything.
>>25601915I'm more terrified of what her wish would be if she contracted.Let's offer her a job
>>25601918That came from and led to an incredible amount of HUE. So you want the HUE back and you're getting it here.
Maybe we should put on the Warmaster Cap to help smooth things over when we get to the room.
>>25601918Don't worry. If our shadowruns are correct (and the only reason they wouldn't be is if someone sabotaged them) we will have many, MANY kneecaps to blow out very soon indeed....We should check our shadowruns for sabotage.
Hey, maybe we could reassure this girl by telling her to tell Ruri that she IS being guarded by a Puella Magi!One who is actually a fan of hers, too.Meanwhile, the Warmaster is also going to be sticking around, of course.
>>25601918Me, too. I hope Ruri turns out to be some crazy follower if the Blessed Lady, so we can at least strangle her with her a microphone cord.Preferably on stage for maximum suffering.
>>25601956... she would be a Culexis, wouldn't she?
>>25601971We'll either guard her from the shadows... or guard her more openly(ish) I guess.
oh godspaghetti tan is a magical girlJust think about it she is the exact person who would accept a contract and QB did say that she used to be the type of girl they went for, and some of his brothers still do
>>25601998Sounds like a perfect hire.
>>25601998If she already has magical girls on payroll, why would she need to hire us?
>>25601918Ah, the days of royally screwing up and needing Pinky to save us because we're that useless with her. So that's what you want?
>>25602017A giant fuck you to Iori?Golden weapon shenanigans?
>>25602017Because she wants to fuck us. Or kill us.
>>25602017To "show her around and have a good time" apparently. That's what the mission dossier said, right? Something close to it?
Now, now, I'm sure she can use Spaghetti-tan for sex tooahahahahaha
>>25602017To kill us.
>>25602017Sex, according to the reputation of the Ninth Warmaster that Kharn created. And extra protection by getting a Warmaster than just rank-and-file.
>>25601983She would be the ultimate culexus HikkiEven Yuma would seem like a goddamn extrovert compared to her
>>25602033I just feel that since we're a Magical Girl who carries more guns than she has fingers and toes on her at all times (not even including Golden Weapons) we shoud maybe, y'know, use them more often.
>>25601980I'll vote for this just because I love "Ironic to the point of silly" kills.
>>25602091Being honest, I kinda miss that too, but this really wouldn't be a good time for "shoot anything that looks at you wrong."Maybe we'll get a chance later. I do know that I already rather dislike Ruri and wouldn't mind shooting her at all.
>>25602091That's pretty much condoning Kharn's stupid antics, both when she was Warmaster, and inside the Barrier in Siberia.
>>25602114I'm pretty sure most Idols use radio mics, on account of all the fancy dance routines and shit.
>>25602136With her frilly costume, then.Let's see her sing a G-note with a G-String garrotting her throat.
>>25602136Beat her to death with it, then.
>>25602128I think the point is less that, and more wanting to see more action and take-no-guff grumpy magical girl-ness. Actually, funny how things went full circle, I liked the Iori mission for various reasons. We got both gunplay and social-fu, and some sweet loot out of the deal. Namely, a chair and a legless new cronie.
Some anons go 'We don't shoot people enough', and others go 'We should beat people to death with microphones/strangle them with slutty underwear'.Obviously we just need to start shooting people with underwear.
>>25602136I keep forgetting it's not the 80's anymore.
>>25602151See, and now we're moving from "murder" to "really kinky sex"
>>25602168We need one of those t-shirt guns they use during sports games. Then we get Misaka to tweak it so it launches them at several hundred miles per hour.Boom. Shimapan through the sternum.
>>25601682 >>25601684 >>25601700 >>25601704You look down at the sweaty, shivering, crying girl in the elevator with you. She's...well, if there was someone who needed to have their kneecaps blown off for this kind of thing, it sure isn't this particular kid. You've got standards, for fuck's sake. It'd be akin to shooting a mangy puppy, already sick and senile with distemper. There's a special place in hell for people who'd even grin at the idea of that....And for some reason, she reminds you of yourself, somehow. Not in a cute, endearing way, but...a painfully-awkward way. A stuttering, shivering, socially-inept kind of way.Reaching over with one hand to pat her on the shoulder - a gesture that she immediately recoils from, a full-body flinch that has her very nearly collapsing down to the floor on week knees - it's then that you tell her that it's not her fault. You deliberately went against the flow, here - and whoever planned this should have consulted with you in advance. Nobody is going to be put in any box, and you'll clear things up with Ruri herself if you have to."It's then that Deepthroat looks up at you with her dark-ringed, bloodshot eyes, staring at you from a rather ragged and greasy mop of black hair. "R-really? You...you'd do that for me?"You blink at this, before nodding slowly. Yes, you'd do that. It's not a problem....What's the 'box' she's talking about, though? Is it really that bad...?"The...the box is..." Deepthroat swallows audibly at this, before shaking her head. Holding both hands over her ears. "N-no, don't make me say it out loud. It's horrible. A-and I'm not supposed to talk about it, a-anyway..."...It must be that bad, then.What kind of idol outfit is Kirishima Ruri running?More and more questions, and you're not getting any closer to the answers.[1/2]
>>25602213The service elevator finally comes to a stop, and you step out into the penthouse floor - bringing back memories of a certain idol and how you rescued her from a certain Callidus. You could still see, from the walls, where they'd replaced the marble, the new tiles clashing with the old. The floors are quite disjointed in their repaired state, too, holes plugged in and painted over.There are no guards posted here, strangely enough. It's one straight walk to the suite door, which you take - Deepthroat following close behind. The girl breathing slightly hard, seemingly choking back a plea for you to just be a bit slower.You stop at the door, and it's then you hear the unmistakable sound of Minase Iori reaching orgasm.Followed a moment later by an unfamiliar female voice, also reaching climax.. . ."What's wrong?" Deepthroat asks beside you. "P-please, go ahead and knock. We shouldn't...keep Ruri-san waiting."Oh, you should probably knock, yes.But not after suppressing the sudden urge of really wanting to kill someone with your bare hands.
>>25602164>take-no-guffI wonder how much Buyer's Remorse QB feels about Chiaki.
hang on, what's Ruri look like again?
Rolled 5>>25602223>not afterHeh.
>>25602223>But not after suppressing the sudden urge of really wanting to kill someone with your bare hands.Oh come on
>>25602223You never fail to throw me for a loop, Deculture
And that's it for this thread! Continuation tomorrow!Thank you for your participation, feedback is always appreciated!Questions answered after the writeup!
>>25602223......... wait hang on, how do we know what Iori sounds like when she cums?
>>25602223So very close to quads....Iori rebounds quick.
>>25602223Do itMurder the door with out bare hands.
NEXT TIME ON MGNQ
[;p] nothing says respect like a firm open palmed slap on the ass, just let spaghetti know if there is any punishment involving a box we'll be laying them out. We are wearing the hat right? [x] also support the offer her a job idea maybe give her a business card?
>>25602255She masturbated right next to us on her "sleepover".
>>25602223Wait, so where's Sayaka at then?Smells more and more like a trap to me.
>>25602223What.Also, how does Sayaka factor into this? She'd better be okay.>wife titylayAgain, what.
>>25602255She'd sleepschlick to us in our apartment.
The street lights flashed by as Sleepy Sue weaved through traffic on the busy Toronto streets. Odette's leg tapped unconsciously as she sat on the floor, silently sharpening one of her spears. Mona was nearly hanging out of the armoured car's turret, shouting directions while her wet ponytail whipped around violently.The busy sounds of traffic eventually melded into quiet suburbs with the occasional over-hanging lamp. It had been less than five minutes since they'd left the club, but Odette had enough sense to know that they were probably already too late. Soon enough, the car rolled up in front of the gated driveway of the Bernard home. Odette whistled as they pair jumped from the turret and stepped up to the wrought iron bars."Damn," the one-eyed girl mumbled, "Casa Loma ain't got shit on you.""Yeah, yeah. What's the plan?" Mona snapped."You head in the front. I'll circle around back," Odette whispered, trying to figure out a plan in her head. "Keep my number dialled on your phone. I'll try to find you if something comes up."Mona nodded and, in a single bound, leapt over the stone fence around the lot. Odette quickly followed suit, disappearing into the darkness around the edges of the wall.***
>>25602268If we're not wearing the hat, the first thing we have to do is put on the hat and then barge in the room.
>>25602252Muhahahahahha....Wait, what happened to sayaka?
>>25602271Not right next to Chiaki... but she did it while Chiaki was looking over the files for the Kirika job. It was still pretty loud and noticeable.
Mona fumbled with the key to the front door as she shoved it into the hole and gave it a hard twist. She'd never imagined that she'd be breaking into her own home. The past two days had seemed so surreal. Being offered a position in Valkyrie squad, teaming up with not one but two of the Seventeenth's warmasters and... having to chase down a killer after her father.The house was deathly still as she stepped into the front hall. Not a single light seemed to be on in the entire building. The only sound was that of her own breathing and the steady thrumming of rain on the rooftops. It occurred to her that not a single thing was out of place. There wasn't even any water on the floor - which could only mean that the other girl hadn't come in through the front. For a moment, the tall Eversor almost believed that she'd gotten their early, that the psychotic she was hunting was too late. But of course, she was smarter than that.How long had it been since Fubey first paid her a visit? She could never forget that day. He had been waiting with the warmaster outside of her highschool. "Good afternoon, Miss Bernard," he had said to her. "Would you be so kind as to give me a moment of your time?"She'd just moved to the city back then. Jim Bernard had never been a terribly successful man. He jumped from job to job, always changing cities. Her mother had left them long ago, back when Mona was still too young to realize what was going on. "Mona, sweetie," her father had said, "I think this is the one! I'm gonna make your mother regret ever leaving us.""I wish my dad's business could be successful," she had said to the incubator. "So we can live his dream."
I'm not too sure Sayaka would just put up with sitting in the corner while two idols go at it. Either I don't know Sayaka that well and she's taking pictures, or she is currently killing some security guards.
A smell struck her as she put her hand on the door to her father's study. It was sweet, yet hateful. A smell that instinctively threw up all of the red flags in that primal part of her brain. With a turn of the knob, Mona pushed the door open and stepped inside. The study was much bigger than it had any right to be. Bookshelves lined the walls with old tomes that no one had ever bothered reading. A golden chandelier hung from the ceiling, unlit and still.And there he was.Slumped over his desk. Just like all the nights he had fallen asleep doing work. All the nights that were made worth it by his success. But as the metallic scent of blood rushed into her nostrils, she knew.With a scream of "Daddy!" she rushed to his side. She could see the hole straight through his chest. Tears streamed down her face as she heard a sharp, girlish gasp from somewhere above her."You call him daddy?" An all too cheerful voice asked as the clinking of chains rang out through the room. "That's cute! You're cute! Gotta love a cool girl who gets all sweet and innocent~"Mona spun around without a second thought, pointing her rapier outward. Fennel Vance hung upside down from the chandelier from her golden chain, a messy sea of dark hair hanging down further. A flash of lightning lit up the room for a brief moment and Mona could see the enormous grin plastered to the other girl's face as she swung back and forth."You... you killed my father," Mona growled."No shit," Fennel replied, leaping from her perch and landing back on the ground, golden chain in hand. "You aren't the one I'm looking for but," the Wolf held up one of her enormous hooks, gleaming in the moonlight and coated with fresh blood, "I could go for a little warm up."
>>25602252there is a special circle in hell reserved for you now
>>25602289Being in the same room, maybe a few metres away at most, is right next to someone when sex is involved.
Mona dashed at her father's killer, her teeth bared in a vicious snarl. Once, twice, three times her rapier clashed with Fennel's hooks in a shower of sparks. Her teeth ground together as she put all of her strength into the blows, each one deftly turned aside by the other girl. With a roar of anger, Mona kicked off the ground and performed an elegant pirouette, aiming to backhand the other girl with her buckler.In a display of flexibility, Fennel leaned back to dodge the blow and cast her hook over the taller Eversor's shoulder. Mona glanced back, watching the hook tear through her father's books and crack through the shelves with ease. She remembered her opponent's presence a moment too late - turning her head only to have her vision obscured by the soles of Fennel's feet.Mona tumbled to the ground, managing to catch her self only an inch before her head slammed into the marble floor. She heard a dull clinking just as a sudden pressure clamped around her ankle. A snort of laughter filled Mona's ears as she felt herself lift off the ground. It felt as though her guts were about to spill out of her mouth as she was jerked upward at speeds usually reserved for race cars and roller coasters.Then she hit the ceiling.A distinct crack sounded through the study as her whole body slammed into the marble. Mona groaned in agony. It felt as though she'd just been hit by a truck. However, the rush of adrenaline suddenly dulled that pain when the chain loosened.A moment later, gravity worked its magic, slamming her back to the floor. Using her sword for support, Mona forced herself to her feet, unsteady as they were. It would take a lot more than that to keep her down. Or, at least, that's what she told herself.
"Alright, kid," Fennel sighed. "It's been fun. It really has. But if you don't stay down, I'm gonna have to stop goofin' off."Mona rolled her neck and cracked her shoulders, giving her rapier a whirl in the air. "I'm-," she coughed violently and spat out a mouthful of blood, "I'm just getting started."Fennel rolled her eyes and with a short huff, cast both ends of her chain into the ceiling, smashing through it with ease. The chains unfurled from a seemingly endless spool at the girl's feet, going on and on into whatever space laid beyond. Mona took the opportunity to charge forward, holding her rapier up for an overhand slash. But she had underestimated her opponent. With a flash of brilliant gold, both ends of the chain shot back through the ceiling on either side of her.She snickered. "You miss-"Pain shot through her body.Both hooks snapped back and tore into her. One went up through the left side of her ribcage, cracking bone and piercing organs. The other impaled her inner left thigh, easily ripping through the tender flesh. Mona screeched as both hooks pulled back in opposite directions.Her leg went first. She felt it dislocate, then tear from her body as the hook pulled it back to the far side of the room. The rest of her went flying into the opposite wall before her world went black. Fennel smirked, taking the opportunity to admire her own handiwork. The hooks detached themselves from the two pieces of magical girl before retracting back into her hands."Next?"***
>>25602286some draw fag need to mod this image for MGNQ.
Odette never got a phone call, but after the scream she knew exactly what to do. She crossed the yard in a matter of seconds, leaping over hedges and gardens as she went. Her spear thrust into the soft ground as she vaulted up to the window, a sudden gust of wind catching under her cloak and sending her further upward. She didn't even want to think about what she'd find on the other side of the glass. She'd been through this kind of thing far too many times to have any optimism left. Odette knew it'd be a lucky break if Mona was still alive.The glass shattered as she tumbled through, holding her cloak over her face. The glass rang out as it hit the floor, an orchestral symphony heralding her arrival. The former warmaster dashed her cloak over her shoulders as she rose to her feet. Her pure ivory costume shone through the room as she took a deep inhale and her single eye scanned the surroundings.The scent of blood hung thick in the air, but never did she wince or wretch even as her eye ran over the broken body of Mona Bernard. "'bout time you showed up!" Fennel called out a sing-song voice. "I was starting to worry that you'd chickened out!"The Wolf licked her lips as she gazed upon Odette, a rhetorical, theatrical gesture. Odette's eye simply hardened in response."You killed Mona's dad?" She asked, her voice stern."Ayup!" Fennel's reply came in the same cheerful tone as she always seemed to use. "Real quick and painless! I'm a professio-""And you hurt Mona?"This time it was Fennel who grew cold. "Don't interrupt me." She cocked her head back at the bigger part of the junior Eversor as a devilish grin curled her lips. "Wasn't so quick and painless for her. Hell, she still might be conscious!"The one-eyed girl nodded. "Right," she muttered, her breath coming out as vapour.
>>25602301The simplest explanation is that Ruri simply diverted Sayaka to wait elsewhere while her shenanigans started. That's assuming something normal happened to her, though.
>>25602301Or this is another illusion.Fucking callidus.alternatively:>Ruri heard about our messily breaking things off with Iori because we did it in front of a host of idols.>Takes opportunity to seduce her/provoke her for glorious hatefucking.Should have taken her to the side before springing it after all!
Odette seemed to disappear in a blur of white before Fennel's eyes. It was only the jingling of the chandelier that alerted her to the silver-haired girl's location, but by the time it reached her ears Odette was already gone. With a subconscious flick of her wrist, Fennel shot one of her arm-sized hooks at the hanging fixture.The former warmaster was fast, Fennel thought to herself. Just as fast as she'd heard. It had been said that everything the Silver Lady lacked in brute strength she made up for with raw agility. The pale blur zoomed around the edges of the room, leaving ruined bookshelves in her wake where her spears had pierced the walls to act as hand-holds. Fennel's golden chains lashed and whip, a moment too late every time. All the while, the Wolf was forced to dodge hurled spears as she swung about on the chandelier.In the blink of an eye, Odette seemed to disappear from the edges of the room. Fennel's neck craned just in time to see tiny, pale fingers wrap around her large collar and HEAVE her from her perch. She felt wood crack under her weight as she soared through the door and into the hallway. She prayed a silent prayer as she realized what a terrible mistake Odette had made.The silver-haired stalked out of the room after her, a spear clutched in either hand. She let out a short snicker as she watched the other girl take off down the corridor."Running away already?" Odette called out. "I didn't even think we started yet!"Fennel turned on her heel and leaned an elbow against the wall. "Come at me then."Odette eyed the hall carefully. The other girl was twenty - no, thirty feet down. She could probably cover the distance in a matter of moments. But she knew better than that. She could see the predator pacing in the Wolf's eyes.
>>25602252We missed out on a threesome, didn't we?You've got to let us know how hard we can HUE, Decu.
>>25602252>tomorrowTHAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME
"Why don't you come here?" The one-eyed girl asked, her eyes narrowed."Ohoho! We got a clever one!" Fennel giggled and snorted in a most unladylike fashion. "What's Fennel got in store, I wonder? Hm? Come on, don't be shy!"Odette tapped her foot nervously. She could take the bait. She could simply waltz down the hall like the other girl clearly wanted. Or maybe it was all a ruse. Maybe she was just toying with Odette."Hey, hey!" Fennel called out. "Little Mona, she called him daddy, y'know? Isn't that ADORABLE?!"Odette released a short breath, halfway between a growl and a laugh."She sang like the rest! Right at the end when I ripped off her leg!" The Wolf's words came out dark and animalistic with a certain primal joy in her work. Odette had known a great many people like that - many of them fellow warmasters. "They all sing in the end. The Blessed Lady was so pleased! Only that ponytail girl gave in, though. Didn't need her by then anyways. Made a pretty penny off her soulgem!"The one-eyed girl suddenly stopped, her foot still in mid-air. She could feel her hands growing colder. A chill ran up her spine as she felt the familiar sensation of icy cold right down to her bones. Under any other circumstance, she would fight it back. But not now. Now she needed it, as loath to admit it as she was.Fennel blinked and Odette was already halfway down the hall. She was moving faster this time. Too fast. She propelled herself down the ice-covered floors using her spears as makeshift ski poles, bearing down . The air hung crisp and cold as the window panes cracked and popped while frost glazed them over. Fennel could see her own breath. And she grinned.
>>25602342This would probably be a good time to use whatever magical-fuckery-detection thing we were supposed to use at the original Iori incident. Just in case.
The chains slipped from her hands like a pair of serpents. They flew through the walls, dousing the corridor in a mist of plaster and wood splinters. The first shot out just behind Odette, close enough to knock her foot as she skated down the hall. A second burst out from behind a painting just ahead before crashing through the opposite wall. Soon enough the hall was filled with shining golden chains criss-crossing back and forth as they slid ever forward.Still, Odette pressed on. Sparks flew as her spear collided with the chain still in Fennel's hands. It was a perfectly even match, Odette noted. Both were combatants were far better suited to mid-range fighting. All bets were off for this match; it was simply a matter of who had more aces up their sleeve.Fennel took a quick leap back, which was swiftly answered by a javelin soaring past her cheek. The chains continued to pierce through the walls both in front and behind the two clashing titans, forcing them to duck and jump every other second. Ever more the chains flowed, ever forward through the ether from whence they came. The one-eyed girl couldn't even tell which part of the mansion they were in anymore. It all seemed to meld together as she pushed the Wolf through room after hallway after room.The Wolf's retreat was suddenly blocked off as she felt her back hit a railing. With a grin, she realized that they'd made their way to the entrance hall, with it's sweeping wooden staircase, ornate Corinthian columns and enormous, gaudy chandelier. Her grin quickly vanished from her face as Odette's boot collided with her chest and sent her tumbling over the edge.One of the hooks shot out and wrapped around the chandelier. Fennel cackled with pure, child-like glee as she spun around, riding it like a swing carousel. This time it was her foot that met the side of Odette's head - who had jumped up on the railing, ready to tackle the flying girl.
>>25602359We have something like that?
Odette was swept off her feet from the blow. Her hands desperately grasped at the railing for purchase as she fell, only one of them managing to get a hold as her spear clattered to the floor below. With panic in her eye she reluctantly let go, dropping to the floor in a low crouch. Odette ducked as a hook flew past her head, hanging from the spinning chandelier. She quickly picked up her spear and batted a second aside as it swung by much too quickly for her liking.Fennel hung upside down below the centre of the chandelier, striking acrobatic poses as she directed her hooks about like a conductor. The serpentine chains lashed and whipped at Odette as they passed, forcing her to block as her back was pushed up against one of the columns. The Wolf had managed to work herself into a near-perfect defensive position. Odette's single blue eye flickered back and forth as she watched the hooks spin and lash out, scanning for an opening. It seemed that the space was only open for a single beat.Odette took a deep breath. She only had one chance. She'd have to time it perfectly.
>>25602252>tomorrowSee you next Sunday.
A hook lashed out at her. She grabbed it and heaved, stabbing her spear between the links and pinning it to the column. The chandelier jerked and tossed about as it suddenly started spinning in the opposite direction.The second hook lashed out. Odette grabbed and yanked, placing the sole of her foot into the loop.She flew forward as Fennel recalled it, her spear aimed forward at the Wolf like a jousting knight.A third hook appeared from the corner of her eye, bursting from the checkered marble floor. It missed by inches as it wrapped around Odette's waist, winding her and sending her flying back against a column.The one-eyed girl spat out a mouthful of blood as she rose to her feet. Ribs were probably broken. Organs might have been crushed. Definitely some internal bleeding."You have three," Odette laughed, leaning on her spear.Fennel shook her head and the former warmaster was suddenly made aware of a delicate clinking behind her. A sudden spike of gold rose from below her field of vision in a spray of blood. She couldn't feel the pain. Only the sudden sensation of a foreign material piercing just above her heart. With a jerk, she felt it lift her off her feet, dangling her like a slab of meat in a butcher shop.There was a light thud as Fennel dropped to the floor. A single golden chain ran from her hand and disappeared into the ceiling as she walked forward, running her hand up it. She ran a hand down Odette's cold cheek and whispered in her ear,"I have four."The wolf cackled as she pulled a syringe from behind her back and jabbed it into Odette's neck. The one-eyed girl's one eye slowly closed as her world turned black.--------And that's a wrap! I'd like to give a big thanks to Wendy for helping nail this one down. Wouldn't have been nearly as good without her.
Well, at least this wasn't the thread we were left blueballed on through last week. It'll be this coming week instead.
>>25602443As if. See you next week.
>>25602421What was it like before Wendy, then?
>>25602443>Implying decu won't smile gleefully and make it rain again so we can just stew in our WTF for a week regardless
>>25602395N-no, I'll run tomorrow, I swear :'D
Decu, will we get to see Ruri's Box?
>>256024214-in-1 Golden Weapon? How overpowered.
>>25602483You keep that promise or I will wash your house away
>>25602487I bet Chiaki would like to see Ruri's box.Iori certainly seems to enjoy it.
>>25602483>I'll run tomorrowYou keep saying that. i do not think it means what you think it means
>>25602487Hahaha, I suppose so! :'D>>25602507Wah, please don't! I promise I'll run tomorrow, hell or high water!>>25602532I do know! :'D
>>25602555Thank you for running this quest, Decu. You're the best!
>>25602555Did Midori start the MMxMM before or after she became a Magical Girl? And did the tone of MMxMM change after Midori found out what being a Meguca truly is about?
>>25602469You trying to say something, anon?I've never been very good with fight scenes and this one was... pretty much all fight. Archival is not above asking for help.
>>25602555B...but you've broken our hearts so many times before.Decu pls ;_;
>>25602592It turned out well at least, that's what matters right?
>>25602587Yes, it was before, and there was quite the tonal change. There will be writeups soon involving Green Green, so please keep posted!
>>25602469>>25602592I didn't do a whole lot. Just pointed out a couple of places the flow could have been better. Archival fixed them up pretty smoothly.
>>25602617G-green Green writeups?Patiently waiting.
>>25602617>Green Green WriteupsYes! You are the best Questwriter ever!
In case anyone is still here, http://pastebin.com/hZiVHARa
>>25602699>http://pastebin.com/hZiVHARaMy god, censor that filthy smut.
>>25602699>http://pastebin.com/hZiVHARaHahaha, oh wow! I have to try this!
>>25602699I fail to see the relevance of this.Finding pancake recipes is ridiculously easy.
>>25602699Oh nice! Around where I live pancakes with goulash topping are something of a regional delicacy. Very tasty!
>>25602750yeah, but no one else in the whole world seems to know how to make an actually decent pancake. Every single pancake that I have not made myself has been a solid, under or overcooked lump of shit
>>25602768I seem to remember the better pancakes involving egg whites instead of just water.
>>25602699Thank you for this. Decu, could you tweet this or something?
>>25602789hmmm, that would make them more fluffy. I must experiment next time I make them....
>>25602768The shittyness of the pancake does not necessarily speak of the quality of the recipe.
Well, thread is over. I started working on a thing last week.
>>25602855Yeah, cooking it is an important part. But it's not cooking technique that results in thick pancakes, that's thick batter at work.
>>25602905Point conceded.I shouldn't even discuss this with you. My cooking consists solely of warming up different kinds of fast-food.
>>25602871it's progressing nicely
>>25602871Midori is pretty tall compared to the others. It's kinda funny to see her acting as she does with Chiaki when she's got a solid 3 inches on her.
>>25602299dat file name
English/American pancakes? But crêpes so superior.
>>25602871Shouldn't Murderface be around 155ish? I thought Homura was supposed to be shorter. It still looks nice either way. Any plans to add more characters to it?
>>25602925Oh don't worry, 2 minute noodles make up the largest part of my diet.
>>25602988I asked Decu about this. Murderface is a bit taller than Homura, from aging a few more years. Still, I had her slightly below the 160cm line, but Decu asked to have her right on it, so I changed it.Yeah, I'll be adding more characters. Just started with my favorite three and then threw Kharn in for scale.I'm thinking of adding Kyouko and Sayaka next. Kumatora after that, but I'll have to run a few sketches by Decu first to make sure that my mental image matches his.
>>25602322u wonderful bastard
>>25602617W-when are these coming exactly?Decu pls...
>>25603188It'll probably be in a thread or two. So, maybe a month from now?
>>25603198Don't say such things, they might actually happen.
>>25603207It's kind of cruel to joke like that since Decu's sped up a lot the past month, which I'm grateful for. Not his fault he underestimates the weather-conditions every week.
>>25602223Way to go fa/tg/uys: your DERP with Sayaka caused us to miss out.Deculture's reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzFFOo-RyG0&t=19s