Neat, I'm actually on time for Bleach Quest for once.

>>25593558
I... its complicated, want the long or short version?

>>25593558
Reposting my suggestion from last time:

"Spooky ghost, superhero outfit, magic sword"

Then disregard questions, make sure Tatsuki is ok.

>>25593558
I think someone last thread said something along the lines of "This is my magic sword, that's a spooky ghost and I'm a superhero"

>>25593646
kubo is that you trying to rewrite this back onto canon?

>>25593646
>>25593650
These & then see to Tatsuki. The injured are priority.

Didn't we catch a torso-covering amount of acid or something like that last time?

Rolled 2

Fuck yeah FULL KUBO time!

>>25593646
Yes.

And remember guys, when talking to our friends they aren't Hollows, they're Spooky Ghosts. Lets see if we can get the name to stick before they know any better.

>>25593646
>>25593650

I vote we do this but preface it with "The short version is-"

Take Tatsuki to Dad. Actually, we just wrecked Inoue's house. We should make sure she has somewhere else to stay for the night at least.

>>25593558
See >>25593646

>>25593755

"I wasn't lying to you, I was trying to explain the situation as quickly as possible. 'evil ghost' is just a lot easier than 'confused monster that was torn apart by regret subsisting on other spirits'."

>>25593646
kubospookykiekakume

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>[X] "Spooky ghost, superhero outfit, magic sword"

How do you explain things to your classmate in a short amount of time? You don’t. Looking down at Tatsuki, you look back over at over at Inoue.

“I’ll give you a short version. That was a spooky ghost. This is my superhero outfit, and that is my magic sword.”

Her eyes widen, seeming to sparkle at that. You clear your throat. “Normal people can’t see me, so I need you to take her to my family’s clinic and have my dad look at her. Looking around the apartment, it seems like you and the hollow busted up things pretty bad.

“Also, bring an overnight bag of stuff. Your place is wrecked so you‘ll stay at my house as I couldn‘t stop it from wrecking your place.”

Her face seems to go oddly red at your words before she looks at Tatsuki and nods her head determinedly. A few minutes later, Origime is carrying an unconscious Tatsuki with a small bag on her shoulder.

“Will you be going with us Kurosaki-kun?”

At Inoue’s question you…

>[ ] Nod your head, it’d be best if you could explain the situation to your sisters
>[ ] Shake your head, you should go back to Urahara’s shop to get your body and give him an update
>[ ] Write in

>>25593991
>[Put it in]

>>25593991
should be a closing quotation mark after

my dad look at her."

>>25593646
Agreed. We should see about getting Hat and Clogs in on it, he seems like a man who appreciates the subtle art of trolling. I figure he'd get a chuckle out of Byakuya's reaction to being called a "Superhero that kills Spooky Ghosts with a Magic Sword" (poor guy's head would probably explode).
>>25593991
>[x] Shake your head, you should go back to Urahara’s shop to get your body and give him an update
Have to get Hat and Clogs in on the greatest troll Soul Society has ever seen.

>>25594018
THIS

>>25593991
>>[ ] Nod your head, it’d be best if you could explain the situation to your sisters

>>25593991

Escort them home, then IMMEDIATELY go to Urahara's shop after dropping them off.

>>25594018

Yes, as soon as this is done we go there and do that. Immediately.

>>25593991

>Origime

Anyway

>[x] Shake your head, you should go back to Urahara’s shop to get your body and give him an update

We should probably do some training. Sora almost wrecked us

>>25594049
yes this we can't leave them alone

>>25594050
>whoops meant to put Inoue there, not a bad misspellnig of ehr first name. Retconned

>>25593991
Escort them home, give the short version to your family, then head to Urahara's.

Get him in on the Spooky Ghosts thing while we're there. He'll probably get a kick out of it.

[x] >>25594049
& then
[x] >>25594018

Guys, I figured out how to get into Kon's good graces forever.

We talk to Urahara and get/buy/steal a female Gigai.

Think about it. We just say she's our anemic cousin who's come to live with us because her parents are getting divorced and our Dad's a doctor.

Then we introduce Kon to our insane lesbian friend.

Rolled 5

>>25594150
Jesus Christ. This...this has potential. But isn't Batshit McLesbian all about Orihime's tits? They'd at least have to rival them.

>>25594150
Then we'll never get him out of it when we need him

>>25594162

No, she was also hitting on that one underclassmen who was pretty flatchested actually.

I think the plan will work.

>>25594168

Actually, Anemic people are prone to fainting. We don't ask permission, we just take. If he's involved with someone, then when the soul-less body gets dropped off we go 'what were you doing hmmm? perhaps you should be more gentle next time!'.

I mean, we're basically giving the dude a new lease on life, he can't bitch too much if we occasionally cock-block him.

>>25594150
>>25594162
>>25594168
Ok this seems like something we should at least consider discussing more in depth.

>>25594219
>>25594214

The only problem I see is actually acquiring a lifeless female robot-body for him to inhabit.

I mean, if we straight up ask Urahara for one, he's going to ask why we need one.

I'm not entirely sure how he'd react to it being a bribe for the artificial soul he gave us earlier.

>>25594367
>>25594219
>>25594214
This should wait until we actually meet Kon

>[ ] Escort them home, inform sisters
>[ ] Immediately go to Urahara’s
>[ ] Trolling with Urahara

You nod your head. It’d be best to tell your sisters so that there’s no misunderstandings. “Yeah, I’ll take you to my family’s clinic and sort things out with them.”

Nodding her head, she closes and locks the door before you begin leading her to your family’s residence. As its still currently the early afternoon, you take a few less traveled roads to avoid most people. As you job up to your house, you open the clinic door for Inoue when nobody’s looking before slipping in yourself.

Yuzu, in a nurse’s outfit, looks up at you and Inoue, her face etched with surprise. You quickly pull her aside out of Inoue’s hearing range. “Get dad. She and Tatsuki were attacked by a hollow. I’ve dealt with the hollow, but Tatsuki’s been injured. Got it?”

At her nod, you relax some before adding the next part. “Also, the hollow seems to have wrecked her apartment, so she’ll be staying here for now. Do you mind if she bunks with you and Karin? Also, she can somehow see me right now, so all she knows is that she‘s been attacked by an evil ghost, got it?”

Yuzu looks surprised at your plan but nods her head at the serious look on your face. “Got it, Ichi-nii.”

As Yuzu goes to go get your father, you approach Inoue. “She’s getting my dad. I know you have questions, but I have to go check with my supervisor over the incident so they‘ll have to wait until later, okay?”

Inoue smiles at you and nods her head. “I understand, Kurosaki-kun has to do his job, so I’ll wait patiently for you to come back.”

Nodding at her, you head out the clinic and start heading towards Urahara’s shop.

>roll me 1d20

>>25594367
>>25594219
Do we even know if it's Kon?

>>25594390

What is the point of this quest if we're never meta-gaming? Though I will agree to this.

Rolled 9

>>25594396

Rolled 2

>>25594400

Man, it better be.

>>25594396

DICE!

Rolled 7

>>25594396

time for Kubo

Rolled 2

>>25594396

Rolled 1

>>25594396

Rolled 15

>>25594396

Rolled 1

>>25594396
ROLLING FOR RANDOM ENCOUNTER!

Rolled 7

>>25594445
>>25594396
Its time

Rolled 12

>>25594396
FUCK THESE 1S

Rolled 15

>>25594452
>>25594445

>two nat1's

welp

Rolled 7

>>25594396
>>25594452
>>25594445
>>25594461
>it's time

It hasn't even begun

Rolled 3

>>25594396
nope.gif

Rolled 12

Jesus people

>>25594452
>>25594445
guys we gonna get punhced in the dick by aizen, or rukias idiot brothers gonna show up and kick our ass.

this sucks dick.

Rolled 19

>>25594445
Fucking
>>25594452
Hell

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Rolled 1

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>1x2

You make your way to Urahara’s shop, completely unaware of anything wrong. It takes you a little while, but you don’t seem to run into any trouble. Then as you walk up to the store you find yourself horribly blindsided as something hits up upside your head, slamming you face down onto the steps of Urahara’s shop.

As you look up to try to see what hit you, you see a black cat sitting at the top of the stairs, looking down at you with disdain.

>[ ] What do you do?

>>25594632
I don't know if I should be proud of embarrassed

>>25594660
*or, damnit

>>25594653
Kick it

Rolled 9

>>25594653

"You're a kitty!"

>>25594653
"Well if I'd known Hat and Clogs had access to such cute pussy I'd come by here a lot more often."
Time to mess with Yoruichi.

Rolled 4

>>25594653
>Are you prepared to die commoner

10/10 Cos, 10/10.

Also obviously this cat is a hollow or something in disguise, try and use our spirit sense to see what it is.

Rolled 14

>>25594653
>>25594678
"What a cute kitty!"

...
>>25594680
Or that.

>>25594653

"Huh, a kitty." Glance around like we're wondering what hit us,and then walk inside.

GIVE ZERO FUCKS.

Cat talks? "Like a talking cat is the weirdest thing I've seen today."

>>25594653
Throw a shoe at it

Rolled 19

>>25594653
>Pet cat and non-chilantly ask what it's doing here

>>25594653
Get cat

Rolled 16

>>25594653

A cat is fine to

Rolled 5

>>25594690
>>25594686
>>25594705
Do both while wondering what hit us.

Rolled 8

>>25594720

*too

Rolled 5

>>25594653
"Oh hey, a cat. You probably talk or something, don't you?"

WHY ARE YOU ROLLING

>>25594653
>"What a cute kitty!"
"who's the most adorable kitty ever your are your are come her kitty kitty kitty."

Rolled 19

>>25594742

There are no breaks on the Kubo train

>>25594742

Because a natural 20 on a 'you're a kitty' check will brainwash her into being a catgirl.

Duh.

>>25594678
Seconding this

Then cuddle it, because adorable kitty

>>25594773
>wanting Yoruichi to be a catgril
Swine.

>>25594773
And a nat 1 she'll probably claw our dick off

Catgirl Yuroichi eh? I could think of worse scenarios......

Rolled 16

>>25594746
"Well if you aren't the cutest cat I've seen today. C'mere cutey."

And then the cat tempting game begins.

>>25594805
>Catgirl Yoruichi
Then all we'd need to do is get her to give into Soi Fon

>>25594802
>she'll probably claw our dick off
I am okay with this, as it means Yoruichi would be TOUCHING our dick.

Rolled 18

>>25594821
And then get her to give in to Ichigo, yes?

>>25594821
You mean use her to get Soi Fon

And maybe then she would perhaps stop acting like such a cunt all the time! Pffft like that would ever happen =w=

Actually, I vote for a calm breakdown if she says something.

"Of course you talk. You're a talking kitty. Why not. The world stopped making sense about three days ago, what's one more talking cat?"

>>25594850
Hasn't talked yet

>>25594842
>>25594843
No, we hook them up and then... well we've all seen enough anime.

Rolled 2

>>25594850
Yeah. That'll work. And then, when she reveals the human form just plug it in.
>"Of course you're hot. You're a hot girl. Why not. The world stopped making sense about three days ago, what's one more talking cat that's actually a hot girl?"

>>25594874
Your reading comprehension needs work, friend.

>>25594874

>I vote for a calm breakdown if she says anything.
>If she says anything.

>>25594909
I need to read more apparently

Still applies though, wait until she talks to discuss what we say then

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>[X] huh, a kitty
>[X] use spirit sense (19)

“Huh, a cat.”

Blinking, you stare at the cat. As you move, you see its watches you. Weird, maybe cats have a good sixth sense? Or maybe it is just because it’s Urahara’s cat? Nevertheless, you take a look around for what hit you.

As you don’t see anything, you reach out with your sixth sense. You don’t notice anything so you try to walk into Urahara’s shop. As you pass the cat, you hear an unfamiliar masculine voice.

“Wow, you aren’t that bright are you?”

>1d20

Rolled 18

>>25595027

allboard the Kubo train

Rolled 4

>>25595027
Who's there?

Rolled 7

>>25595027
roll for KUBO

Rolled 12

>>25595027

Rolled 20

>>25595027
We have a prepared response. Let's use it.
>>25594850

Rolled 7

>>25595027
"Of course you talk. It can't be a normal cat, it has to be a fucking weirdo ghost-cat or some other bullshit, and talk."

Rolled 3

>>25595027
flip out

Rolled 17

>>25595027
"The fuck was that you shitty cat?"
Don't even act surprised at a cat being able to talk all of a sudden after the last two-three days.

>>25595027
'please be a catgirl, please be a catgirl'

>>25595060

Everyone stop rolling

>>25595027
" I think my grades speak for them selves"

Rolled 5

>>25595060
This.

Rolled 17

>>25595060
The 20 has spoken

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>20

Your danger senses are extremely high tuned at the presence of the voice and you react instinctively. Jumping upward, you see the cat clawing through the area where your face would have been.

The cat just fucking talked. What.

"Of course you talk. You're a talking kitty. Why not. The world stopped making sense about three days ago, what's one more talking cat?"

The cat resettles itself on the cushion Urahara was sitting on earlier and looks towards you.

“Kisuke told me that you had wanted to talk to me. Sor here I am. To be honest, while you have good reflexes, you aren’t very observant.”

Staring down at the cat, your mind still is locked up. You’ve handled a lot recently, but this might be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.

The cat raises a paw and gestures to the ground in front of it.

“Sit.”

>[ ] Actions?

Rolled 8

Give zero fucks about the talking cat.

>>25595246
"so how do I get better?"

>>25595246

Obviously, we sit.

Rolled 16

>>25595246
>"Uh... ok? Who, what are you? I should have figured it'd be more weird stuff"

Rolled 7

>>25595246
"Is there some magical society of talking ghost cats out there too?"

Rolled 13

>>25595246
Sit.

>>25595246
Sit.
Then ask relevant questions unless the cat proceeds to talk

>>25595246
"Why is an old man looking like a cat? Are you a male European witch? Is this some kind of hobby?"

>>25595246
>[ ] Actions?

So... do we sit like a cat then? When in Rome...

>>25595246

>Sit.

"So, Urahara's associate is a talking cat? That sounds just about crazy enough for it to be true." Sigh deeply. "At least you aren't a bird or something."

Rolled 8

>>25595246
>cat giving typical dog orders
Ha. We sit I guess.

Rolled 13

>[X] Act unhinged,"Kitty want a belly scratch?"

When in doubt channel virginity.

Rolled 3

>>25595246
Sit and ask if there is some weird ghost cat heaven that needs heroes as well. Or if she's just some lady that's decided to take the catgirl fetish a tad bit too far.

Rolled 16

>>25595246
Sit, and pick up the cat, put it on your lap, and start petting it

talking cat or not, cats like warmth

Rolled 16

fuck you I'm standing!

Rolled 11

>nat1

Rolled 8

tryin for a 1 again

Rolled 1

Sit and verbally contemplate our apparent lack of sanity.

>>25595246
Sit.

Attempt to pet kitty.

Rolled 6

last try

Rolled 10

>>25595357
KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rolled 2

>>25595357
You motherfucker

Rolled 17

>>25595357
A talking cat is all it takes to trigger a mental breakdown.

Rolled 3

>>25595357
So does that mean our SAN just hit zero?

Rolled 12

us fucked

Rolled 13

>>25595357
>>25595387
>>25595391
>>25595392
Bound to happen eventually.

Rolled 11

nigga pls

Rolled 9

>>25595397
Yep. Good news is that it can't get lower.
...right?

>madilke opening
Captcha tells me this is only the beginning of our decent into madness

Rolled 4

>>25595419
Jew pls

Rolled 3

"Fuck sitting! I'm just gonna pass out on the floor!" Proceed to pass out on said floor.

Rolled 15

>people just rolling and rolling hoping for a 1
Not nearly as good as one or more out of nowhere.

Rolled 12

rollan 20

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Rolled 7

Time to Kubo

>>25595357
Good thing these rolls mean nothing.

Anyways I say we stand and do what we came here to do. A hollow has wrecked our friends shit and we are mad.

Rolled 14

I channel my inner nigga

Why the fuck are you guys continuing to roll after the 10th roll? Cos already said that they don't count after that.

>>25595447

>Aizen bonding with his family
>"I have brought smoked ham, children."
>"Your ham was quite obvious, mother. I was ready for this, and thus brought over the superior silverware."
>"You truly think you are clever, don't you brother? Your ploy would be obvious, which is why I made sure to stock the house prior. Your 'superior' silverware is just superfluous now."
>"Cousins, cousins! Let us not argue! And while you were busy with your petty silverware argument, I have arranged to have turkey brought to this household. Far grander than ham."
>"But that is the plan, is it not? There was never any ham. My turkey has been sufficiently cooked for the last half-hour. Now you are the fool, dear nephew."

>>25595465
You really expect people here to be able to count that high?

Rolled 4

>>25595465
Crits get stored

Rolled 13

>>25595472
I love you

Rolled 13

>>25595472
And then Aizen reveals he's already eaten it all in a note he leaves behind as he abandons them just before bills are due?

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>implying rolls can effect multiple choice decisions unless it would involve a skill check. Also, the 1 was after ten so that doesn’t matter anyway.

>Sit

As you sit down on the ground, you mind begins to cope with this. Yeah, if there’s an afterlife with ghosts, maybe there’s a cat afterlife too? You’re not sure, but its possible. Eitehr way, you find yourself staring at Urahara’s associate.

"So, Urahara's associate is a talking cat? That sounds just about crazy enough for it to be true."

The cat cocks its head before doing the equivalent of a shrug. “Sure, if you want to think that.”

No wonder Urahara kept his associate pretty secretive. The bastard was probably wanting to get a rise out of you for his own amusement.

As you sit staring at the cat, you…

>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara
>[ ] Ask the cat a question (Write in)

>>25595492
No they don't retard, that's what >>25595465 saying, look at the OP:

>From now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.

>>25595518
>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

>>25595518
>[x] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

Rolled 4

>>25595518
>[X] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

We don't have time to dilly dally

>>25595518
So what the hell do you mean by that are not actually a talking cat or something, did an evil wizard turn you into a cat or some shit?

>>25595518
Apologize to the cat as you have something more pressing at this current point in time then
>[x] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

>>25595518
>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

Have the cat tag along, if it's not too much trouble.

>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara
So Ichigo isn't gonna suddenly spiral into madness because of that one? I'm kinda sad about that.

>>25595554
This

Rolled 8

>>25595518
>[ ] Ask the cat a question (Write in)
"Are you implying you aren't just a cat? If you aren't then what ARE you?"

>The cat cocks its head before doing the equivalent of a shrug. “Sure, if you want to think that.”
That just screams "This bitch thinks I'm just a talking cat" to me.

>>25595518
>[x] Ask the cat a question (Write in)
"So if you're not actually a talking cat, what are you, a hot chick who disguises herself as a talking male cat just to fuck with people?"

Rolled 14

>>25595564
There are more chances for insanity anon, just wait.

>>25595567
This again, questions to follow

>>25595518
>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

"My deepest apologies Mr Kitty-Wizard, but one of my friends was attack by a Hollow earlier and I'm just here to pick up my body and report to Urahara. I promise to bring you catnip and rub your belly next time we meet."

Rolled 1

>>25595578
we aren't clairvoyant

>>25595640

We're grasping for the most insane possible thing.

Alternatively, metagaming.

Actually, I would like to do that just once on an unrelated note: even if we do know something IC we should call it meta-gaming just to get past the long actual explanation.

>>25595640
Apparently.

>>25595640

>Nat one on a no clairvoyance check

YOU FOOL! NOW WE KNOW EVERYTHING!

>>25595708

According to keikaku

Rolled 12

>>25595708
We know so much our brain explodes.

>>25595708
We arn't Aizen or are we?

>>25595639
Seconding bribing the Kitty-Wizard with promises of catnip.

Until she shows us evidence to the contrary, we shall treat the cat like a cat.

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>[X] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara

You don’t have the time for this. Inoue and Tatsuki were both attacked. You have to talk to Urahara.

Bowing to the cat, you raise your head. “I know you took time to talk to me, but there’s more pressing matters now and I have to talk to Urahara. I’m sorry.”

The cat nodes its head and gets up before jumping onto your shoulder. Its voice sounds pleased in your ear. “You do have a good head on your shoulders after all. For future reference, my name is Yoruichi.”

Standing up, you open the shop door, only to see Urahara with his ear to a glass where the door had been. Pocketing it, he quickly makes himself presentable and clears his throat.

“Ah, Ichigo. You’ve returned. How did things go?”

You scowl at the man. “Inoue and her friend Tatsuki were attacked by the hollow. Tatsuki got hurt but Inoue brought her to my family’s clinic. The hollow’s bean dealt with, though.”

Raising an eyebrow, Urahara looks at you carefully. “Dealt with how?”

Realizing what he’s actually asking, you gesture towards Zangetsu on your back. “Cut his mask in half with Zangetsu.”

Urahara lets out a sigh of relief. “Good.”

He pulls out his fan, pointing it at you. “Was there anything else that happened?”

>[ ] Inoue could see me
>[ ] No, nothing (roll 1d20 bluff)
>[ ] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[ ] I want to train
>[ ] Write in

>>25595841
1 & 3, possibly some 4 as well at some point

Rolled 11

>>25595841
>[ ] I want to train
That fight didn't go as well as it needed to...

>[ ] No, nothing (roll 1d20 bluff)

>>25595841
>[ ] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[ ] I want to train
>[ ] As an afterthought: "Inoue could see me"

>>25595841
>[x] Inoue could see me
[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[x] I want to train

>>25595841

"Apartment was ruined. I've got her a place to sleep for now, but if you could do something about that...."

"Also,I came to train a bit and retrieve my body if you don't mind. Also, you could've told me your friend was a talking cat, I'm not sure I can handle any surprises right now."

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Rolled 19

>>25595761
It was all according to plan. I was Ichigo the entire time. The only way for me to get what I want was if I became the shounen hero protagonist and "defeated" the villain.

And not a single one of saw it coming, not even those who read the manga. Ichigo's Shikai? That was my own, and I made you all belive it was someone else.

>>25595841
[X] Inoue could see me

She has spooky powers.

>>25595841
>[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[x] Is Yoruichi really a cat? Cats aren't supposed to talk.

>>25595841
>>[ ] Inoue could see me
so like what is she?

>>25595894

The sad thing is, that could be totally plausible the way the manga's been going

Do you chumps seriously expect Urahara to clean up after us?

Rolled 1

>>25595841
>[x] Inoue could see me
>[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[x] I need to train

>>25595841
>[ ] I want to train
>[ ] Write in

"I want to be a better Super Hero to defeat the Spooky Ghosts."

Rolled 5

>[ ] No, nothing (roll 1d20 bluff)

NO.NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL. INOUE DEFINITELY CAN'T SEE ME

>>25595841
>[ ] Inoue see me
>[ ] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[ ] Write in
'The fuck is wrong with this cat?'

>>25595938
OH SHIT I FORGOT

>>25595943
Add spoooooky goasts thing

>>25595841
[X] Inoue could see me.

"Also, I told her that the Hollow was a Spooky Ghost, this-" Gestures at shinigami robes. "- was my superhero outfit, and Zangetsu here was a magic sword. Just letting you know."

>>25595841
>[ ] Inoue could see me

>>25595920
>the reader was under the illusion the whole time
8000/10 MANGA OF THE CENTURY M. KNIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG COMMITS HONORABLE SUICCIDE

Rolled 11

>>25595841
Inoue's apartment

Also, is Yoruichi really a cat? Really?

Rolled 13

>>25595841

[x] Inoue could see me
[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
[x] I want to train
[x] Write in
-[x] Get him in on the whole spooky ghost, superhero, & magic sword bit

>>25595841

Inoue could see me
He apartment was ruined, can you fix it up
I need to train so that my friends wont get hurt in the future

>>25596010
>[x] Get him in on the whole spooky ghost, superhero, & magic sword bit
Seconding this so hard.

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>[x] Inoue could see me
>[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that
>[x] I want to train
>[x] Write in
>[x] Get him in on the whole spooky ghost, superhero, & magic sword bit
>[X] Yoruichi?

You nod your head. “It wasn’t the case at first, but by the time I defeated the hollow, Inoue could see me.”

Urahara stares at you before nodding. “It was bound to happen.”

You freeze at his words. “What?”

“Ichigo, you’re a person whose soul composition is unlike any other’s, bar maybe your sisters. You have a large amount of Reiatsu, the output of which only increased after you gained access to your spiritual powers. Inevitably, it would influence those around you. It doesn’t help that Karakura is a supernatural hotspot anyway.

“Besides, is it really such a problem if your friends can see ghosts? Considering the circumstances, it might make things safer for them is something bad were to happen.”

You nod your head, understanding where he’s going with this, even though you don’t like it.

“By the way, Inoue’s apartment was ruined. She’s got a place to stay for now, but could you do something about it?”

Urahara nods. “Of course. It’s not a problem.”

Recalling your words to Inoue. “By the way, when Inoue asked about me I said that the hollows were spooky ghosts, that this was my superhero outfit, and Zangetsu was my magic sword.”

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>>25596330
As you say the words, you hear Yoruichi cracking up before he falls off your shoulder, rolling with laughter. Looking across, you see Urahara doing the same. After a few minutes they calm down, Urahara wiping away tears from his eyes.

“Oh, that was good, I’ll have to use that bit myself. It’s also smart, mind you. A spiritually aware human is odd, but if they don’t know much about the working s of the afterlife they’re often left alone by Soul Society.”

You nod your head, pointing towards the cat next to you. “What is Yoruichi. Is he a cat, or what?”

At your question, Urahara’s grin grows wider. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”

Your eyebrow twitches as they both look at you deviously. Quickly, you need to change the subject.

“You said you’d train me, right? Well I’m here for training. I wasn’t strong enough to protect my friends, so I need to get stronger.”

Urahara nods his head. “Alright, Ichigo. It’ll take a while, so we’ll focus on one aspect for now. What would you like to train?”

>[ ] Improve at using Zangetsu
>[ ] Train your speed
>[ ] Train your control
>[ ] Train your hand to hand skills
>[ ] Write in

Rolled 20

>>25596346
>[ ] Train your speed

>>25596346
>[X] Train your speed

>>25596346
[X] Train your hand to hand skills

Beef up those soul killing skills.

>>25596346
>[ ] Improve at using Zan-

>>25596358
I guess we are doing speed.

>>25596358
DEX is always the best stat

>>25596358
Gotta go fats~
But next, train hand-to-hand. We'll be punching more Hollows to death in no time.

>>25596369
Pretty sure uncalled for rolls are secondary to general consensus, that being said however my vote is for speed

>>25596346
Speed and hand-to-hand.

>>25596346

>[ ] Train your speed
>[ ] Improve at using Zangetsu

Most important Spooky Ghost killing skills at the moment.

Remember in SS arc when the most amazing thing about Ichigo's bankai was it's speed?

Rolled 9

>>25596443
And one are later it's fucking useless!

Rolled 4

>>25596388
>Gotta go fats~
He's a skinny strawberry. Ain't no fats about it.

[x] >>25596409
I like that order for priority.

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>[X] Train your speed

“I need to be able to act and react faster. Is there anything you can do to help me?”

Urahara shakes his head before looking over at Yoruichi. “Me? No. Yoruichi here’s who you’d need to talk you.”

Yoruichi gives you a long, hard look before sighing. “Very well. I’ll see if you have any potential to be my student.”

Hopping onto your shoulder, he points towards the entrance to Urahara’s underground lair. “We’ll use Kisuke’s training area.”

You give a grunt of confirmation before you begin your decent. After a long climb, Yoruichi hops off your shoulder and places a small distance between you two.

“If you want to be my student, you have to pass my test. It’s simple, all you have to do is catch me.”

>roll me 2d20

Rolled 11, 8 = 19

>>25596624
Let me handle this.

Rolled 20, 9 = 29

>>25596624
Game of tag then?

Rolled 3, 15 = 18

>>25596624
Magic anon is magic.

Rolled 7, 11 = 18

>>25596624

Rolled 18, 16 = 34

>>25596624
Oh, right, catch Yoruichi, because THAT will be a simple task.

Rolled 10, 7 = 17

>>25596624
"Yoink!"

Rolled 9, 8 = 17

>>25596624
Grab that tail of his.

Rolled 4, 8 = 12

>>25596624
Time for a few nat 1s to make up for my unused >>25596358

Rolled 4

Just checking something, this doesn't go to your rolls.

Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>25596624

Rolled 17, 6 = 23

>>25596624
In during disaster.

Rolled 11, 13 = 24

>>25596624
We'll never catch this cat will we?

Lets see this shit in action

Rolled 15, 18 = 33

>>25596624

Rolled 12, 10 = 22

>>25596727
We're the center of attraction when it comes to trouble. I hope this ends well or Urahara will have to collect our pieces off of the floor of his facility.

Rolled 11, 4 = 15

>>25596776
Are there any thugs involved? No? We'll be fine.

>>25596643
>Rolled 20, 9 = 29
Hell yeah.

>>25596698 Tenth roll.

>>25596803
What if Aizen hollowfied street punks?

>>25596776
>center of attraction

Rolled 7, 6 = 13

>>25596624

Dang, late to the party

By the way, next time we meet Orihime, we should invite her to call us by our first name, and ask if we could call her by her first name.

That should do the double duty of stopping the KUROSAKI-KUN and help us RELATIONSHIP LEVEL UP.

>>25596981
But we don't WANT relationship level up with little miss completely fucking useless

>>25596981
>and help us RELATIONSHIP LEVEL UP.
>implying that's good
>implying we don't want Tatsuki
We can hook Orihime up with someone else. Hey, Chad needs a girlfriend...

Rolled 16

>20
>15

As you begin your attempts to catch Yoruichi, it seems impossible. Anytime you get near him, he vanishes and reappears twenty feet away. However, that’s not enough to dissuade you.

As you keep trying and failing to catch him, you start noticing different little things the cat seems to be doing and you begin to understand a little bit of the basics of the techniques Yoruichi seems to be using.

Soon, your attempts get a little bit closer and each attempt lasts a little bit longer. You still can’t seem to catch him, but you’re improving.

After what seems like a few hours of this, you take a break to catch your breath before you realize that you’re standing in midair, and that, more than likely, you’ve not been on the ground for some time.

“Impressive.”

You see Yoruichi standing a short distance away.

“You’re worse than a total amateur when it comes to experience, but you have a frightening amount of potential. I suppose I could do worse for student.”

Yoruichi starts making his way towards the entrance of the training cavern before looking back at you. “Are you coming?”

>roll me 1d100 to see how much (------) experience you’ve gained from these exercises.

> Actions?

Rolled 74

>>25597010
Follow

>>25596893

We'd die. Without a doubt.

Rolled 38

>>25597010
Go with him.

Rolled 79

>>25597010
Gettin xp

Rolled 85

>>25596981
>RELATIONSHIP LEVEL UP.
Only once she starts being useful.
I won't get into waifu wars with anyone, but PLEASE don't get too friendly with her before we haven't unfucked her a bit.
>>25597010
"I could get used to this Shinigami thing, but right now I'm STARVED".

Rolled 2

>>25597010

>Follow

Rolled 19

>>25597010

Superman to the stairs.

Rolled 34

>>25597010
LETS DO THIS

Rolled 36

>>25597010
Pat Yoruichi on the head

Good kitty helped us train, deserves a reward, we should bring him some fish or chicken next time

>>25597010
>him
Oh Ichigo, be ready to have the most confused boner EVER.
>Actions?
Follow the strange cat.

Rolled 90

>>25597010
Lets rock

Rolled 60

>>25597058
>Rolled 85
Stop rolling. We got this.

Rolled 81

>>25597108
Oh the ironing.

>>25597097
>90
>>25597131
>81
>>25597058
>85
"I'm really cool".

Rolled 91

>>25597010
Bueno.

Rolled 26

>>25597010
Bueno.

>Follow

Seeing Yoruichi leave, you decide to follow him through the air. Much faster than it would be from the ladder, you find yourself in Urahara’s shop.

Yoruichi is sitting there next to Urahara. You body is laying in a futon nearby.

“Well, it looks like you’ve impressed Yoruichi, Ichigo. That’s a difficult thing to do.”

Yoruichi gives a nod of agreement.

“Is there anything else you need Ichigo? If not, I’ll go ahead and take a look at Miss Inoue’s apartment.”

Outside, it’s beginning to become evening. At Urhara’s question you…

>[ ] Nod, (write in)
>[ ] Shake your head. It’d be best for you to be getting home.

>>25597280
also

>79. You are currently at 79 out of 200 for this level of (------)

>>25597280
>[ ] Shake your head. It’d be best for you to be getting home.

Need to check Tatsuki's condition.

>>25597280
You never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication.

Rolled 7

>>25597302
>>25597280
>You never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication.

Good call Anon, lets ask that and head home.

Rolled 14

>>25597302
This

>>25597008
I want Rukia.
Or maybe Yoruichi

>>25597431
Hell yes Rukia; I want Yoruichi to go with Soi Fon

So before it died, some anon posted this:
>Agreed, once we find out about both of their potentials, we should Train them together, have the Princess and the Dragon to back us up when the shit hits the fan.

>If the Soul Society and Aizen both begin gunning for us, then we need to be ready to build our own side/network of allies.

>Soon we may wind up with Expatriate Shinigami and Arrancar on our side when the lines get drawn.

>Actually, this has never come up, but what happens to Hollow killed by Fullbringers?

>We know Zanpakuto are made from Asuachi, which are shinigami bio/hollow tech...and when a hollow kills another hollow without eating them, are they destroyed or reabsorbed into the cycle?

>Soul burials sends a normal plus to the soul society.

>Zanpakuto purify hollows and their energy returns to the cycle.

>Quincy weapons outright destroy them, removing the energy from the cycle...but where does it go? Energy can neither be created or destroyed. Is there a sub reality build up of spirit energy thanks to the Quincy? Is that something that someone can tap into?

>We're a high school student, we should know Clark's Third Law.

So, if you're here, what makes you think we can get the Arrancar on our side? Do you have a plan? Or was it just speculation?

>>25597472
Before the old thread died, I mean.

>>25597463
Nuts to Soi Fon; Ichigo owes her nuthin'. Time to aim for delicious brown!

>>25597431

I personally like what was proposed last thread: boning as many of them as possible for the express purpose of plaguing the world with a shitload of mixed-blood overpowered freaks like ourselves.

>>25597499
Seconded

>>25597499

A shinigami and quincy a day in 16 years will keep the hollows away.

not knowing that maxing out our relationship with Yoruichi allows us to have the super secret three-way with her and Suì-Fēng

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>[X] never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication
>[X[ go home

You reenter you body and notice your stomach rumbling. You’d better start heading home soon, but first you can’t help but ask about something you’ve been wondering.

“You never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication.”

Urahara grows still at your question. “Ichigo, I’ll repeat something I told your father. I was able to save them, but I was not able to return them back to the way they were. They are part hollow now. I gave them some gigai to hide from Soul Society, but I don not know where they are, nor will I tell you who they are.”

Lowering his hat, you’re barely able to hear his next words. “That’s the least I can do for them.”

He looks back up at you and nods, his voice filled with forced cheer. “Well then, Ichigo, I’m afraid I have to get going if I’m going to get to work on Miss Inoue’s apartment.”

He leads you towards the door, closing it behind you.

You…

>[ ]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki
>[ ]Talk a walk before heading home
>[ ] Write in

>>25597531

>super secret three-way


KUUUUUUBOOOOOO

>>25597534
>[X]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki

>>25597534
>[x]Talk a walk before heading home

>>25597534
>[x]Talk a walk before heading home

ADVENTURE

>>25597534
>go home; I'm hungry as hell

>>25597534
>[ ]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki

FOOOD!

>>25597499
So, the Kurosaki Eugenics Program?
Does "a many of them as possible" include Kukaku Shiba?
>>25597534
>[x]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki
I do hope she's alright.

Rolled 16, 14 = 30

>>25597534

welp, looks like we'll need to apologize to Urahara tomorrow for bringing up painful memories

>[x]Check on Tatsuki

We promised we would after all

>>25597534
>[X]Go directly home, do not collect $200.

>>25597534
>>[X]Talk a walk before heading home

>>25597534

>[ ]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki

Though I am curious whether the second choice would lead to a Don Kanonji encounter...

>>25597603
If Don Kanonji is in town, we'll know. Because our sisters will be fangirling out over him.

>>25597603

It's not a spoiler to say you'd find yourself in an encounter, no. But, even if you fish for more answers, I won't give any.

>>25597642
Shit.


It's obviously a Grand Fisher encounter

[X]Straight home

>>25597665
Oh shit. We are not ready for him, and have no backup.

>>25597534
I want to take a wa...
>>25597642
>fish
Ok, lets go home.

>>25597665
>>25597689
>>25597699

Clearly you've misunderstood that you'll be dragged along by Keigo to hook up with random chicks

>>25597534
>[X] Take a walk before heading home
Yeeeeeeeeeeee Adventure stuffs
(also I am really late to the party)