BLEACH QUEST VIII>Don’t worry son, we’ll go to the background simulator nextPrevious threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3.>CRITICAL MASTER IFrom now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.>In the BloodYou’ve awakened your inherent Quincy blood!>Sixthe Sense>Takes the first five rolls when searching for spiritual energyNow then, last time on BLEACH QUEST…>You don’t react to the voice but the hollow does. It looks past you to the girls behind you and in that second you see an opening. Maintaining your defensive strengthening, you charge at him. As the hollow beings up its claws to stab into you, your skin repels them and you bring Zangetsu down to cleave the mask in half.>You block as much of it as possible from them behind you and after he vanishes, you finally turn around as a voice calls your name. >Kneeling next to Tatsuki is Inoue who looks confused, in awe and embarrassed all at once.>“Kurosaki-kun? What’s going on? What was that monster and why are in those strange clothes with that sword?”>And apparently she can see you now.As you stare at Inoue, you...>[ ] Write in
Neat, I'm actually on time for Bleach Quest for once.
>>25593558I... its complicated, want the long or short version?
>>25593558Reposting my suggestion from last time:"Spooky ghost, superhero outfit, magic sword"Then disregard questions, make sure Tatsuki is ok.
>>25593558I think someone last thread said something along the lines of "This is my magic sword, that's a spooky ghost and I'm a superhero"
>>25593646kubo is that you trying to rewrite this back onto canon?
>>25593646>>25593650These & then see to Tatsuki. The injured are priority.Didn't we catch a torso-covering amount of acid or something like that last time?
Rolled 2Fuck yeah FULL KUBO time!
>>25593646Yes.And remember guys, when talking to our friends they aren't Hollows, they're Spooky Ghosts. Lets see if we can get the name to stick before they know any better.
>>25593646>>25593650I vote we do this but preface it with "The short version is-"Take Tatsuki to Dad. Actually, we just wrecked Inoue's house. We should make sure she has somewhere else to stay for the night at least.
>>25593755"I wasn't lying to you, I was trying to explain the situation as quickly as possible. 'evil ghost' is just a lot easier than 'confused monster that was torn apart by regret subsisting on other spirits'."
>[X] "Spooky ghost, superhero outfit, magic sword"How do you explain things to your classmate in a short amount of time? You don’t. Looking down at Tatsuki, you look back over at over at Inoue.“I’ll give you a short version. That was a spooky ghost. This is my superhero outfit, and that is my magic sword.”Her eyes widen, seeming to sparkle at that. You clear your throat. “Normal people can’t see me, so I need you to take her to my family’s clinic and have my dad look at her. Looking around the apartment, it seems like you and the hollow busted up things pretty bad. “Also, bring an overnight bag of stuff. Your place is wrecked so you‘ll stay at my house as I couldn‘t stop it from wrecking your place.”Her face seems to go oddly red at your words before she looks at Tatsuki and nods her head determinedly. A few minutes later, Origime is carrying an unconscious Tatsuki with a small bag on her shoulder.“Will you be going with us Kurosaki-kun?”At Inoue’s question you…>[ ] Nod your head, it’d be best if you could explain the situation to your sisters>[ ] Shake your head, you should go back to Urahara’s shop to get your body and give him an update>[ ] Write in
>>25593991>[Put it in]
>>25593991should be a closing quotation mark after my dad look at her."
>>25593646Agreed. We should see about getting Hat and Clogs in on it, he seems like a man who appreciates the subtle art of trolling. I figure he'd get a chuckle out of Byakuya's reaction to being called a "Superhero that kills Spooky Ghosts with a Magic Sword" (poor guy's head would probably explode).>>25593991>[x] Shake your head, you should go back to Urahara’s shop to get your body and give him an updateHave to get Hat and Clogs in on the greatest troll Soul Society has ever seen.
>>25593991>>[ ] Nod your head, it’d be best if you could explain the situation to your sisters
>>25593991Escort them home, then IMMEDIATELY go to Urahara's shop after dropping them off.>>25594018Yes, as soon as this is done we go there and do that. Immediately.
>>25593991>OrigimeAnyway>[x] Shake your head, you should go back to Urahara’s shop to get your body and give him an updateWe should probably do some training. Sora almost wrecked us
>>25594049yes this we can't leave them alone
>>25594050>whoops meant to put Inoue there, not a bad misspellnig of ehr first name. Retconned
>>25593991Escort them home, give the short version to your family, then head to Urahara's.Get him in on the Spooky Ghosts thing while we're there. He'll probably get a kick out of it.
[x] >>25594049& then [x] >>25594018
Guys, I figured out how to get into Kon's good graces forever.We talk to Urahara and get/buy/steal a female Gigai.Think about it. We just say she's our anemic cousin who's come to live with us because her parents are getting divorced and our Dad's a doctor.Then we introduce Kon to our insane lesbian friend.
Rolled 5>>25594150Jesus Christ. This...this has potential. But isn't Batshit McLesbian all about Orihime's tits? They'd at least have to rival them.
>>25594150Then we'll never get him out of it when we need him
>>25594162No, she was also hitting on that one underclassmen who was pretty flatchested actually.I think the plan will work.>>25594168Actually, Anemic people are prone to fainting. We don't ask permission, we just take. If he's involved with someone, then when the soul-less body gets dropped off we go 'what were you doing hmmm? perhaps you should be more gentle next time!'.I mean, we're basically giving the dude a new lease on life, he can't bitch too much if we occasionally cock-block him.
>>25594150>>25594162>>25594168Ok this seems like something we should at least consider discussing more in depth.
>>25594219>>25594214The only problem I see is actually acquiring a lifeless female robot-body for him to inhabit.I mean, if we straight up ask Urahara for one, he's going to ask why we need one.I'm not entirely sure how he'd react to it being a bribe for the artificial soul he gave us earlier.
>>25594367>>25594219>>25594214This should wait until we actually meet Kon
>[ ] Escort them home, inform sisters >[ ] Immediately go to Urahara’s>[ ] Trolling with UraharaYou nod your head. It’d be best to tell your sisters so that there’s no misunderstandings. “Yeah, I’ll take you to my family’s clinic and sort things out with them.”Nodding her head, she closes and locks the door before you begin leading her to your family’s residence. As its still currently the early afternoon, you take a few less traveled roads to avoid most people. As you job up to your house, you open the clinic door for Inoue when nobody’s looking before slipping in yourself. Yuzu, in a nurse’s outfit, looks up at you and Inoue, her face etched with surprise. You quickly pull her aside out of Inoue’s hearing range. “Get dad. She and Tatsuki were attacked by a hollow. I’ve dealt with the hollow, but Tatsuki’s been injured. Got it?”At her nod, you relax some before adding the next part. “Also, the hollow seems to have wrecked her apartment, so she’ll be staying here for now. Do you mind if she bunks with you and Karin? Also, she can somehow see me right now, so all she knows is that she‘s been attacked by an evil ghost, got it?”Yuzu looks surprised at your plan but nods her head at the serious look on your face. “Got it, Ichi-nii.”As Yuzu goes to go get your father, you approach Inoue. “She’s getting my dad. I know you have questions, but I have to go check with my supervisor over the incident so they‘ll have to wait until later, okay?”Inoue smiles at you and nods her head. “I understand, Kurosaki-kun has to do his job, so I’ll wait patiently for you to come back.”Nodding at her, you head out the clinic and start heading towards Urahara’s shop.>roll me 1d20
>>25594367>>25594219Do we even know if it's Kon?
>>25594390What is the point of this quest if we're never meta-gaming? Though I will agree to this.
Rolled 2>>25594400Man, it better be.>>25594396DICE!
Rolled 7>>25594396time for Kubo
Rolled 1>>25594396ROLLING FOR RANDOM ENCOUNTER!
Rolled 7>>25594445>>25594396Its time
Rolled 12>>25594396FUCK THESE 1S
Rolled 15>>25594452>>25594445>two nat1'swelp
Rolled 7>>25594396>>25594452>>25594445>>25594461>it's timeIt hasn't even begun
Rolled 12Jesus people
>>25594452>>25594445guys we gonna get punhced in the dick by aizen, or rukias idiot brothers gonna show up and kick our ass.this sucks dick.
>1x2You make your way to Urahara’s shop, completely unaware of anything wrong. It takes you a little while, but you don’t seem to run into any trouble. Then as you walk up to the store you find yourself horribly blindsided as something hits up upside your head, slamming you face down onto the steps of Urahara’s shop. As you look up to try to see what hit you, you see a black cat sitting at the top of the stairs, looking down at you with disdain.>[ ] What do you do?
>>25594632I don't know if I should be proud of embarrassed
Rolled 9>>25594653"You're a kitty!"
>>25594653"Well if I'd known Hat and Clogs had access to such cute pussy I'd come by here a lot more often."Time to mess with Yoruichi.
Rolled 4>>25594653>Are you prepared to die commoner10/10 Cos, 10/10.Also obviously this cat is a hollow or something in disguise, try and use our spirit sense to see what it is.
Rolled 14>>25594653>>25594678"What a cute kitty!"...>>25594680Or that.
>>25594653"Huh, a kitty." Glance around like we're wondering what hit us,and then walk inside.GIVE ZERO FUCKS.Cat talks? "Like a talking cat is the weirdest thing I've seen today."
>>25594653Throw a shoe at it
Rolled 19>>25594653>Pet cat and non-chilantly ask what it's doing here
Rolled 16>>25594653A cat is fine to
Rolled 5>>25594690>>25594686>>25594705Do both while wondering what hit us.
Rolled 5>>25594653"Oh hey, a cat. You probably talk or something, don't you?"
WHY ARE YOU ROLLING
>>25594653>"What a cute kitty!""who's the most adorable kitty ever your are your are come her kitty kitty kitty."
Rolled 19>>25594742There are no breaks on the Kubo train
>>25594742Because a natural 20 on a 'you're a kitty' check will brainwash her into being a catgirl.Duh.
>>25594678Seconding thisThen cuddle it, because adorable kitty
>>25594773>wanting Yoruichi to be a catgrilSwine.
>>25594773And a nat 1 she'll probably claw our dick off
Catgirl Yuroichi eh? I could think of worse scenarios......
Rolled 16>>25594746"Well if you aren't the cutest cat I've seen today. C'mere cutey."And then the cat tempting game begins.
>>25594805>Catgirl YoruichiThen all we'd need to do is get her to give into Soi Fon
>>25594802>she'll probably claw our dick offI am okay with this, as it means Yoruichi would be TOUCHING our dick.
Rolled 18>>25594821And then get her to give in to Ichigo, yes?
>>25594821You mean use her to get Soi Fon
And maybe then she would perhaps stop acting like such a cunt all the time! Pffft like that would ever happen =w=
Actually, I vote for a calm breakdown if she says something."Of course you talk. You're a talking kitty. Why not. The world stopped making sense about three days ago, what's one more talking cat?"
>>25594850Hasn't talked yet
>>25594842>>25594843No, we hook them up and then... well we've all seen enough anime.
Rolled 2>>25594850Yeah. That'll work. And then, when she reveals the human form just plug it in.>"Of course you're hot. You're a hot girl. Why not. The world stopped making sense about three days ago, what's one more talking cat that's actually a hot girl?">>25594874Your reading comprehension needs work, friend.
>>25594874>I vote for a calm breakdown if she says anything.>If she says anything.
>>25594909I need to read more apparentlyStill applies though, wait until she talks to discuss what we say then
>[X] huh, a kitty>[X] use spirit sense (19)“Huh, a cat.”Blinking, you stare at the cat. As you move, you see its watches you. Weird, maybe cats have a good sixth sense? Or maybe it is just because it’s Urahara’s cat? Nevertheless, you take a look around for what hit you.As you don’t see anything, you reach out with your sixth sense. You don’t notice anything so you try to walk into Urahara’s shop. As you pass the cat, you hear an unfamiliar masculine voice.“Wow, you aren’t that bright are you?”>1d20
Rolled 18>>25595027allboard the Kubo train
Rolled 4>>25595027Who's there?
Rolled 7>>25595027roll for KUBO
Rolled 20>>25595027We have a prepared response. Let's use it.>>25594850
Rolled 7>>25595027"Of course you talk. It can't be a normal cat, it has to be a fucking weirdo ghost-cat or some other bullshit, and talk."
Rolled 3>>25595027flip out
Rolled 17>>25595027"The fuck was that you shitty cat?"Don't even act surprised at a cat being able to talk all of a sudden after the last two-three days.
>>25595027'please be a catgirl, please be a catgirl'
>>25595060Everyone stop rolling
>>25595027" I think my grades speak for them selves"
Rolled 17>>25595060The 20 has spoken
>20Your danger senses are extremely high tuned at the presence of the voice and you react instinctively. Jumping upward, you see the cat clawing through the area where your face would have been.The cat just fucking talked. What."Of course you talk. You're a talking kitty. Why not. The world stopped making sense about three days ago, what's one more talking cat?"The cat resettles itself on the cushion Urahara was sitting on earlier and looks towards you.“Kisuke told me that you had wanted to talk to me. Sor here I am. To be honest, while you have good reflexes, you aren’t very observant.”Staring down at the cat, your mind still is locked up. You’ve handled a lot recently, but this might be the straw that breaks the camel’s back.The cat raises a paw and gestures to the ground in front of it.“Sit.”>[ ] Actions?
Rolled 8Give zero fucks about the talking cat.
>>25595246"so how do I get better?"
>>25595246Obviously, we sit.
Rolled 16>>25595246>"Uh... ok? Who, what are you? I should have figured it'd be more weird stuff"
Rolled 7>>25595246"Is there some magical society of talking ghost cats out there too?"
>>25595246Sit.Then ask relevant questions unless the cat proceeds to talk
>>25595246"Why is an old man looking like a cat? Are you a male European witch? Is this some kind of hobby?"
>>25595246>[ ] Actions?So... do we sit like a cat then? When in Rome...
>>25595246>Sit."So, Urahara's associate is a talking cat? That sounds just about crazy enough for it to be true." Sigh deeply. "At least you aren't a bird or something."
Rolled 8>>25595246>cat giving typical dog ordersHa. We sit I guess.
Rolled 13>[X] Act unhinged,"Kitty want a belly scratch?"When in doubt channel virginity.
Rolled 3>>25595246Sit and ask if there is some weird ghost cat heaven that needs heroes as well. Or if she's just some lady that's decided to take the catgirl fetish a tad bit too far.
Rolled 16>>25595246Sit, and pick up the cat, put it on your lap, and start petting ittalking cat or not, cats like warmth
Rolled 16fuck you I'm standing!
Rolled 8tryin for a 1 again
Rolled 1Sit and verbally contemplate our apparent lack of sanity.
>>25595246Sit.Attempt to pet kitty.
Rolled 6last try
Rolled 2>>25595357You motherfucker
Rolled 17>>25595357A talking cat is all it takes to trigger a mental breakdown.
Rolled 3>>25595357So does that mean our SAN just hit zero?
Rolled 12us fucked
Rolled 13>>25595357>>25595387>>25595391>>25595392Bound to happen eventually.
Rolled 11nigga pls
Rolled 9>>25595397Yep. Good news is that it can't get lower....right?>madilke openingCaptcha tells me this is only the beginning of our decent into madness
Rolled 4>>25595419 Jew pls
Rolled 3"Fuck sitting! I'm just gonna pass out on the floor!" Proceed to pass out on said floor.
Rolled 15>people just rolling and rolling hoping for a 1Not nearly as good as one or more out of nowhere.
Rolled 12rollan 20
Rolled 7Time to Kubo
>>25595357Good thing these rolls mean nothing.Anyways I say we stand and do what we came here to do. A hollow has wrecked our friends shit and we are mad.
Rolled 14I channel my inner nigga
Why the fuck are you guys continuing to roll after the 10th roll? Cos already said that they don't count after that.
>>25595447>Aizen bonding with his family>"I have brought smoked ham, children.">"Your ham was quite obvious, mother. I was ready for this, and thus brought over the superior silverware.">"You truly think you are clever, don't you brother? Your ploy would be obvious, which is why I made sure to stock the house prior. Your 'superior' silverware is just superfluous now.">"Cousins, cousins! Let us not argue! And while you were busy with your petty silverware argument, I have arranged to have turkey brought to this household. Far grander than ham." >"But that is the plan, is it not? There was never any ham. My turkey has been sufficiently cooked for the last half-hour. Now you are the fool, dear nephew."
>>25595465You really expect people here to be able to count that high?
Rolled 4>>25595465Crits get stored
Rolled 13>>25595472I love you
Rolled 13>>25595472And then Aizen reveals he's already eaten it all in a note he leaves behind as he abandons them just before bills are due?
>implying rolls can effect multiple choice decisions unless it would involve a skill check. Also, the 1 was after ten so that doesn’t matter anyway.>SitAs you sit down on the ground, you mind begins to cope with this. Yeah, if there’s an afterlife with ghosts, maybe there’s a cat afterlife too? You’re not sure, but its possible. Eitehr way, you find yourself staring at Urahara’s associate."So, Urahara's associate is a talking cat? That sounds just about crazy enough for it to be true."The cat cocks its head before doing the equivalent of a shrug. “Sure, if you want to think that.”No wonder Urahara kept his associate pretty secretive. The bastard was probably wanting to get a rise out of you for his own amusement.As you sit staring at the cat, you…>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara>[ ] Ask the cat a question (Write in)
>>25595492No they don't retard, that's what >>25595465 saying, look at the OP:>From now on any and all crits within the first ten rolls, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.
>>25595518>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara
>>25595518>[x] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara
Rolled 4>>25595518>[X] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to UraharaWe don't have time to dilly dally
>>25595518So what the hell do you mean by that are not actually a talking cat or something, did an evil wizard turn you into a cat or some shit?
>>25595518Apologize to the cat as you have something more pressing at this current point in time then >[x] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara
>>25595518>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to UraharaHave the cat tag along, if it's not too much trouble.
>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to UraharaSo Ichigo isn't gonna suddenly spiral into madness because of that one? I'm kinda sad about that.
Rolled 8>>25595518>[ ] Ask the cat a question (Write in)"Are you implying you aren't just a cat? If you aren't then what ARE you?">The cat cocks its head before doing the equivalent of a shrug. “Sure, if you want to think that.”That just screams "This bitch thinks I'm just a talking cat" to me.
>>25595518>[x] Ask the cat a question (Write in)"So if you're not actually a talking cat, what are you, a hot chick who disguises herself as a talking male cat just to fuck with people?"
Rolled 14>>25595564There are more chances for insanity anon, just wait.
>>25595567This again, questions to follow
>>25595518>[ ] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to Urahara"My deepest apologies Mr Kitty-Wizard, but one of my friends was attack by a Hollow earlier and I'm just here to pick up my body and report to Urahara. I promise to bring you catnip and rub your belly next time we meet."
Rolled 1>>25595578we aren't clairvoyant
>>25595640We're grasping for the most insane possible thing.Alternatively, metagaming.Actually, I would like to do that just once on an unrelated note: even if we do know something IC we should call it meta-gaming just to get past the long actual explanation.
>>25595640>Nat one on a no clairvoyance checkYOU FOOL! NOW WE KNOW EVERYTHING!
>>25595708According to keikaku
Rolled 12>>25595708We know so much our brain explodes.
>>25595708We arn't Aizen or are we?
>>25595639Seconding bribing the Kitty-Wizard with promises of catnip.Until she shows us evidence to the contrary, we shall treat the cat like a cat.
>[X] Get your mind back on track. Inoue and Tatsuki were attacked, have to report to UraharaYou don’t have the time for this. Inoue and Tatsuki were both attacked. You have to talk to Urahara.Bowing to the cat, you raise your head. “I know you took time to talk to me, but there’s more pressing matters now and I have to talk to Urahara. I’m sorry.”The cat nodes its head and gets up before jumping onto your shoulder. Its voice sounds pleased in your ear. “You do have a good head on your shoulders after all. For future reference, my name is Yoruichi.”Standing up, you open the shop door, only to see Urahara with his ear to a glass where the door had been. Pocketing it, he quickly makes himself presentable and clears his throat.“Ah, Ichigo. You’ve returned. How did things go?”You scowl at the man. “Inoue and her friend Tatsuki were attacked by the hollow. Tatsuki got hurt but Inoue brought her to my family’s clinic. The hollow’s bean dealt with, though.”Raising an eyebrow, Urahara looks at you carefully. “Dealt with how?”Realizing what he’s actually asking, you gesture towards Zangetsu on your back. “Cut his mask in half with Zangetsu.”Urahara lets out a sigh of relief. “Good.”He pulls out his fan, pointing it at you. “Was there anything else that happened?”>[ ] Inoue could see me>[ ] No, nothing (roll 1d20 bluff)>[ ] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[ ] I want to train>[ ] Write in
>>255958411 & 3, possibly some 4 as well at some point
Rolled 11>>25595841>[ ] I want to trainThat fight didn't go as well as it needed to...>[ ] No, nothing (roll 1d20 bluff)
>>25595841>[ ] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[ ] I want to train>[ ] As an afterthought: "Inoue could see me"
>>25595841>[x] Inoue could see me[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[x] I want to train
>>25595841"Apartment was ruined. I've got her a place to sleep for now, but if you could do something about that....""Also,I came to train a bit and retrieve my body if you don't mind. Also, you could've told me your friend was a talking cat, I'm not sure I can handle any surprises right now."
Rolled 19>>25595761It was all according to plan. I was Ichigo the entire time. The only way for me to get what I want was if I became the shounen hero protagonist and "defeated" the villain.And not a single one of saw it coming, not even those who read the manga. Ichigo's Shikai? That was my own, and I made you all belive it was someone else.
>>25595841[X] Inoue could see meShe has spooky powers.
>>25595841>[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[x] Is Yoruichi really a cat? Cats aren't supposed to talk.
>>25595841>>[ ] Inoue could see meso like what is she?
>>25595894The sad thing is, that could be totally plausible the way the manga's been going
Do you chumps seriously expect Urahara to clean up after us?
Rolled 1>>25595841>[x] Inoue could see me>[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[x] I need to train
>>25595841>[ ] I want to train>[ ] Write in"I want to be a better Super Hero to defeat the Spooky Ghosts."
Rolled 5>[ ] No, nothing (roll 1d20 bluff)NO.NOTHING HAPPENED AT ALL. INOUE DEFINITELY CAN'T SEE ME
>>25595841>[ ] Inoue see me>[ ] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[ ] Write in'The fuck is wrong with this cat?'
>>25595938OH SHIT I FORGOT>>25595943Add spoooooky goasts thing
>>25595841[X] Inoue could see me."Also, I told her that the Hollow was a Spooky Ghost, this-" Gestures at shinigami robes. "- was my superhero outfit, and Zangetsu here was a magic sword. Just letting you know."
>>25595841>[ ] Inoue could see me
>>25595920>the reader was under the illusion the whole time8000/10 MANGA OF THE CENTURY M. KNIGHT SHAMALAMADINGDONG COMMITS HONORABLE SUICCIDE
Rolled 11>>25595841Inoue's apartmentAlso, is Yoruichi really a cat? Really?
Rolled 13>>25595841[x] Inoue could see me[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that[x] I want to train[x] Write in-[x] Get him in on the whole spooky ghost, superhero, & magic sword bit
>>25595841Inoue could see meHe apartment was ruined, can you fix it upI need to train so that my friends wont get hurt in the future
>>25596010>[x] Get him in on the whole spooky ghost, superhero, & magic sword bitSeconding this so hard.
>[x] Inoue could see me>[x] Inoue’s apartment was ruined, could you do something about that>[x] I want to train>[x] Write in>[x] Get him in on the whole spooky ghost, superhero, & magic sword bit>[X] Yoruichi?You nod your head. “It wasn’t the case at first, but by the time I defeated the hollow, Inoue could see me.”Urahara stares at you before nodding. “It was bound to happen.”You freeze at his words. “What?”“Ichigo, you’re a person whose soul composition is unlike any other’s, bar maybe your sisters. You have a large amount of Reiatsu, the output of which only increased after you gained access to your spiritual powers. Inevitably, it would influence those around you. It doesn’t help that Karakura is a supernatural hotspot anyway.“Besides, is it really such a problem if your friends can see ghosts? Considering the circumstances, it might make things safer for them is something bad were to happen.”You nod your head, understanding where he’s going with this, even though you don’t like it.“By the way, Inoue’s apartment was ruined. She’s got a place to stay for now, but could you do something about it?”Urahara nods. “Of course. It’s not a problem.”Recalling your words to Inoue. “By the way, when Inoue asked about me I said that the hollows were spooky ghosts, that this was my superhero outfit, and Zangetsu was my magic sword.”
>>25596330As you say the words, you hear Yoruichi cracking up before he falls off your shoulder, rolling with laughter. Looking across, you see Urahara doing the same. After a few minutes they calm down, Urahara wiping away tears from his eyes. “Oh, that was good, I’ll have to use that bit myself. It’s also smart, mind you. A spiritually aware human is odd, but if they don’t know much about the working s of the afterlife they’re often left alone by Soul Society.”You nod your head, pointing towards the cat next to you. “What is Yoruichi. Is he a cat, or what?”At your question, Urahara’s grin grows wider. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”Your eyebrow twitches as they both look at you deviously. Quickly, you need to change the subject.“You said you’d train me, right? Well I’m here for training. I wasn’t strong enough to protect my friends, so I need to get stronger.”Urahara nods his head. “Alright, Ichigo. It’ll take a while, so we’ll focus on one aspect for now. What would you like to train?”>[ ] Improve at using Zangetsu>[ ] Train your speed>[ ] Train your control>[ ] Train your hand to hand skills>[ ] Write in
Rolled 20>>25596346>[ ] Train your speed
>>25596346>[X] Train your speed
>>25596346[X] Train your hand to hand skillsBeef up those soul killing skills.
>>25596346>[ ] Improve at using Zan->>25596358I guess we are doing speed.
>>25596358DEX is always the best stat
>>25596358Gotta go fats~But next, train hand-to-hand. We'll be punching more Hollows to death in no time.
>>25596369Pretty sure uncalled for rolls are secondary to general consensus, that being said however my vote is for speed
>>25596346Speed and hand-to-hand.
>>25596346>[ ] Train your speed>[ ] Improve at using ZangetsuMost important Spooky Ghost killing skills at the moment.
Remember in SS arc when the most amazing thing about Ichigo's bankai was it's speed?
Rolled 9>>25596443And one are later it's fucking useless!
Rolled 4>>25596388>Gotta go fats~He's a skinny strawberry. Ain't no fats about it.[x] >>25596409I like that order for priority.
>[X] Train your speed“I need to be able to act and react faster. Is there anything you can do to help me?”Urahara shakes his head before looking over at Yoruichi. “Me? No. Yoruichi here’s who you’d need to talk you.”Yoruichi gives you a long, hard look before sighing. “Very well. I’ll see if you have any potential to be my student.”Hopping onto your shoulder, he points towards the entrance to Urahara’s underground lair. “We’ll use Kisuke’s training area.”You give a grunt of confirmation before you begin your decent. After a long climb, Yoruichi hops off your shoulder and places a small distance between you two.“If you want to be my student, you have to pass my test. It’s simple, all you have to do is catch me.”>roll me 2d20
Rolled 11, 8 = 19>>25596624Let me handle this.
Rolled 20, 9 = 29>>25596624Game of tag then?
Rolled 3, 15 = 18>>25596624Magic anon is magic.
Rolled 7, 11 = 18>>25596624
Rolled 18, 16 = 34>>25596624Oh, right, catch Yoruichi, because THAT will be a simple task.
Rolled 10, 7 = 17>>25596624"Yoink!"
Rolled 9, 8 = 17>>25596624Grab that tail of his.
Rolled 4, 8 = 12>>25596624Time for a few nat 1s to make up for my unused >>25596358
Rolled 4Just checking something, this doesn't go to your rolls.
Rolled 3, 6 = 9>>25596624
Rolled 17, 6 = 23>>25596624In during disaster.
Rolled 11, 13 = 24>>25596624We'll never catch this cat will we?
Lets see this shit in action
Rolled 15, 18 = 33>>25596624
Rolled 12, 10 = 22>>25596727We're the center of attraction when it comes to trouble. I hope this ends well or Urahara will have to collect our pieces off of the floor of his facility.
Rolled 11, 4 = 15>>25596776Are there any thugs involved? No? We'll be fine.
>>25596643>Rolled 20, 9 = 29Hell yeah.>>25596698 Tenth roll.>>25596803What if Aizen hollowfied street punks?
>>25596776>center of attraction
Rolled 7, 6 = 13>>25596624Dang, late to the partyBy the way, next time we meet Orihime, we should invite her to call us by our first name, and ask if we could call her by her first name.That should do the double duty of stopping the KUROSAKI-KUN and help us RELATIONSHIP LEVEL UP.
>>25596981But we don't WANT relationship level up with little miss completely fucking useless
>>25596981>and help us RELATIONSHIP LEVEL UP.>implying that's good>implying we don't want TatsukiWe can hook Orihime up with someone else. Hey, Chad needs a girlfriend...
Rolled 16>20>15As you begin your attempts to catch Yoruichi, it seems impossible. Anytime you get near him, he vanishes and reappears twenty feet away. However, that’s not enough to dissuade you.As you keep trying and failing to catch him, you start noticing different little things the cat seems to be doing and you begin to understand a little bit of the basics of the techniques Yoruichi seems to be using.Soon, your attempts get a little bit closer and each attempt lasts a little bit longer. You still can’t seem to catch him, but you’re improving.After what seems like a few hours of this, you take a break to catch your breath before you realize that you’re standing in midair, and that, more than likely, you’ve not been on the ground for some time.“Impressive.”You see Yoruichi standing a short distance away.“You’re worse than a total amateur when it comes to experience, but you have a frightening amount of potential. I suppose I could do worse for student.”Yoruichi starts making his way towards the entrance of the training cavern before looking back at you. “Are you coming?”>roll me 1d100 to see how much (------) experience you’ve gained from these exercises. > Actions?
>>25596893We'd die. Without a doubt.
Rolled 38>>25597010Go with him.
Rolled 79>>25597010Gettin xp
Rolled 85>>25596981>RELATIONSHIP LEVEL UP.Only once she starts being useful.I won't get into waifu wars with anyone, but PLEASE don't get too friendly with her before we haven't unfucked her a bit.>>25597010"I could get used to this Shinigami thing, but right now I'm STARVED".
Rolled 19>>25597010Superman to the stairs.
Rolled 34>>25597010LETS DO THIS
Rolled 36>>25597010Pat Yoruichi on the headGood kitty helped us train, deserves a reward, we should bring him some fish or chicken next time
>>25597010>himOh Ichigo, be ready to have the most confused boner EVER.>Actions?Follow the strange cat.
Rolled 90>>25597010Lets rock
Rolled 60>>25597058>Rolled 85Stop rolling. We got this.
Rolled 81>>25597108Oh the ironing.
>>25597097>90>>25597131>81>>25597058>85"I'm really cool".
>FollowSeeing Yoruichi leave, you decide to follow him through the air. Much faster than it would be from the ladder, you find yourself in Urahara’s shop. Yoruichi is sitting there next to Urahara. You body is laying in a futon nearby.“Well, it looks like you’ve impressed Yoruichi, Ichigo. That’s a difficult thing to do.”Yoruichi gives a nod of agreement. “Is there anything else you need Ichigo? If not, I’ll go ahead and take a look at Miss Inoue’s apartment.”Outside, it’s beginning to become evening. At Urhara’s question you…>[ ] Nod, (write in)>[ ] Shake your head. It’d be best for you to be getting home.
>>25597280also>79. You are currently at 79 out of 200 for this level of (------)
>>25597280>[ ] Shake your head. It’d be best for you to be getting home.Need to check Tatsuki's condition.
>>25597280You never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication.
Rolled 7>>25597302>>25597280>You never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication.Good call Anon, lets ask that and head home.
>>25597008I want Rukia.Or maybe Yoruichi
>>25597431Hell yes Rukia; I want Yoruichi to go with Soi Fon
So before it died, some anon posted this:>Agreed, once we find out about both of their potentials, we should Train them together, have the Princess and the Dragon to back us up when the shit hits the fan.>If the Soul Society and Aizen both begin gunning for us, then we need to be ready to build our own side/network of allies.>Soon we may wind up with Expatriate Shinigami and Arrancar on our side when the lines get drawn.>Actually, this has never come up, but what happens to Hollow killed by Fullbringers?>We know Zanpakuto are made from Asuachi, which are shinigami bio/hollow tech...and when a hollow kills another hollow without eating them, are they destroyed or reabsorbed into the cycle?>Soul burials sends a normal plus to the soul society.>Zanpakuto purify hollows and their energy returns to the cycle.>Quincy weapons outright destroy them, removing the energy from the cycle...but where does it go? Energy can neither be created or destroyed. Is there a sub reality build up of spirit energy thanks to the Quincy? Is that something that someone can tap into?>We're a high school student, we should know Clark's Third Law. So, if you're here, what makes you think we can get the Arrancar on our side? Do you have a plan? Or was it just speculation?
>>25597472Before the old thread died, I mean.
>>25597463Nuts to Soi Fon; Ichigo owes her nuthin'. Time to aim for delicious brown!
>>25597431I personally like what was proposed last thread: boning as many of them as possible for the express purpose of plaguing the world with a shitload of mixed-blood overpowered freaks like ourselves.
>>25597499A shinigami and quincy a day in 16 years will keep the hollows away.
not knowing that maxing out our relationship with Yoruichi allows us to have the super secret three-way with her and Suì-Fēng
>[X] never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication>[X[ go homeYou reenter you body and notice your stomach rumbling. You’d better start heading home soon, but first you can’t help but ask about something you’ve been wondering.“You never did say what happened to those people that were undergoing hollowfication.”Urahara grows still at your question. “Ichigo, I’ll repeat something I told your father. I was able to save them, but I was not able to return them back to the way they were. They are part hollow now. I gave them some gigai to hide from Soul Society, but I don not know where they are, nor will I tell you who they are.”Lowering his hat, you’re barely able to hear his next words. “That’s the least I can do for them.”He looks back up at you and nods, his voice filled with forced cheer. “Well then, Ichigo, I’m afraid I have to get going if I’m going to get to work on Miss Inoue’s apartment.”He leads you towards the door, closing it behind you.You…>[ ]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki>[ ]Talk a walk before heading home>[ ] Write in
>>25597531>super secret three-wayKUUUUUUBOOOOOO
>>25597534>[X]Go directly home, check on Tatsuki
>>25597534>[x]Talk a walk before heading home
>>25597534>[x]Talk a walk before heading homeADVENTURE
>>25597534>go home; I'm hungry as hell
>>25597534>[ ]Go directly home, check on TatsukiFOOOD!
>>25597499So, the Kurosaki Eugenics Program?Does "a many of them as possible" include Kukaku Shiba?>>25597534>[x]Go directly home, check on TatsukiI do hope she's alright.
Rolled 16, 14 = 30>>25597534welp, looks like we'll need to apologize to Urahara tomorrow for bringing up painful memories>[x]Check on TatsukiWe promised we would after all
>>25597534>[X]Go directly home, do not collect $200.
>>25597534>>[X]Talk a walk before heading home
>>25597534>[ ]Go directly home, check on TatsukiThough I am curious whether the second choice would lead to a Don Kanonji encounter...
>>25597603If Don Kanonji is in town, we'll know. Because our sisters will be fangirling out over him.
>>25597603It's not a spoiler to say you'd find yourself in an encounter, no. But, even if you fish for more answers, I won't give any.
>>25597642Shit. It's obviously a Grand Fisher encounter[X]Straight home
>>25597665Oh shit. We are not ready for him, and have no backup.
>>25597534I want to take a wa...>>25597642>fishOk, lets go home.
>>25597665>>25597689>>25597699Clearly you've misunderstood that you'll be dragged along by Keigo to hook up with random chicks
>>25597534>[X] Take a walk before heading homeYeeeeeeeeeeee Adventure stuffs(also I am really late to the party)
>>25597665>>25597689>>25597699Instead Grand Fisher finds and eats Chad....Wait, didn't Chad have his own thing with a possessed canary or something?
>[ ] Go homeYou’re hungry and you haven’t eaten anything since breakfast. Not to mention, you need to check up on Tatsuki. Hurrying home, you take the most direct route.As you arrive at your house, you see that the clinic seems to be closed for the night.>[ ]Enter your house normally>[ ]Sneaking mission (1d20)>[ ] Write in
Rolled 27>>25597534>Other>Get catnip for Yoruichi before going home
>>25597753>[X]Enter your house normallyFor once
Rolled 5...Wow, I am glad to know our reaction to Grand Fisher is->>25597741...Shit. Okay, change of->>25597753DAMMIT, COS!Know what?Tactical Espionage Acton.
Rolled 20>>25597753>[x]Sneaking mission (1d20)
>>25597472>>Quincy weapons outright destroy them, removing the energy from the cycleThe soul. The energy comprising the soul just becomes fairy du- stray Reiatsu and just dissipates into the aether. >>25597519>>25597514>>25597499>>25597580Sounds like something that would help Aizen somehow.Then again, so does everything.
Rolled 5>>25597753>[ ]Sneaking mission (1d20)We might get to eavesdrop on another conversation.
>>25597774Third time's the charm, huh?
>>25597774well this is a change from the usual nat 1
Rolled 4>>25597753>[x]Sneaking mission (1d20)
>>25597795Apparently the keikaku demands our success.And I'll ask again, does the Eugenics Program plan include nailing Kukaku Shiba?
>>25597792Wrong kind of soul reaper in your image, Hexer.I wouldn't mind a World God Only Knows quest.
Rolled 10>>25597774There's no way we can fuck this up
Rolled 18>>25597825>inb4 1's
>>25597810Um, yes. Although no force on earth can dissuade me from the Yoruichi waifu train.
>>25597795>>25597825Don't jinx it now. And contribute to not screwing it up by turning your dice off.
Rolled 14>>25597833What are the chances?
>>25597810Ignoring the whole she's dead part I'm pretty sure that's legal in Japan, therefore; yes, yes it does.
>>25597810>And I'll ask again, does the Eugenics Program plan include nailing Kukaku Shiba?She's got spiritual power and a Shinigami in the family. So yes.
>>25597531Soi Fon seems unlikely to go for it
>>25597871If Yoruichi decides that its happening, do you really think Soi Fon is going to disagree?
>>25597810If by nailing Kukaku, you mean cuddling and romancing? Yes.Yes it does.>>25597837Yoruichi Waifu is indeed the best path
>>25597853>the whole she's dead partWell obviously we'd be having Spirit Sex (soul-fucking?), not sticking it in her corpse.
>>25597887or for that matter pass up ANY chance to get close to her?
>>25597887It'd distract from Yoruichi, though, which is something no one should want.Anyway, we're getting off topic here
>[X] Sneaking Mission>20This time, though, you’re prepared. You left you window unlocked and figured out how to climb up to it. Quietly, carefully, you make your way there. You duck under the window as you see your day walk by, but he doesn’t notice you. Quietly sliding the window open, you slip into your room, taking off your shoes and setting them down so they don’t make a noise. As you quietly make your way out of your room, you quietly inch downstairs and, as your father stares at the door, place your shoes on the shoe rack without making a noise before retreating to the kitchen and sit at the table. As you relax, you see Inoue come down the stairs. As she sees you, she smiles.>[ ]Ask her how Tatsuki is>[ ]Make a hushing gesture, pointing in the direction of your father.>[ ] Write in
>>25597897Spiritual intercourse.mmm.Eugenics in the after-life.
>>25597810Offtopic, here, but funnily enough Ichigo is related to her.
>>25597914>[ ]Make a hushing gesture, pointing in the direction of your father.
Rolled 7>>25597914>[ ]Ask her how Tatsuki is
>>25597897I had forgotten how to brain, good point
Rolled 5>>25597914[X]Hushing gesture[X]Sneak Attack, yelling "GOOODDDD EVENING FATHERRRR!"
>>25597914>[X]Make a hushing gesture, pointing in the direction of your father.>[X]Ask her how Tatsuki isIn that order.
>>25597914>[x]Ask her how Tatsuki is
>>25597914>>[ ]Ask her how Tatsuki is>>[ ]Make a hushing gesture, pointing in the direction of your father.Whispers
>>25597914>>[ ] Write inSuprise attack goat chin
>>25597932And? If it's further than 2nd cousins then they don't have genetic commonality above that of two random strangers.
>>25597939I like this. I genuinely laughed imagining it.
>>25597914>[X]Ask her how Tatsuki isStay on target!On an unrelated note, we need to get catnip the next time we're out. We are going to rub Yoruichi's belly even if it kills us so that we can be suitably embarrassed when we finally learn that she's a delicious brown goddess.
>>25597902Not wanting delicious tsundere flat chestim compromising here man give me something
>>25597939We must put goat chin in his place this
Rolled 19>>25597939YES! PAY BACK!
>>25597939Oh geez. This, a thousand times this
Rolled 11>>25597939I see no way this could possibly backfire
>>25597985tsundere flat chest you saySold
>>25597939YesTime to give Inoue a crash course in how the Kurosaki household conducts business.
>[ ]Ask her how Tatsuki is>[ ]Make a hushing gesture, pointing in the direction of your father.>[ ] Sneak attack!You make a hushing gesture, pointing in the direction of your father before gesturing her over. She obliges you, looking a little lost s she sits next to you. You lean over and quietly whisper to her.“How’s Tatsuki?”She doesn’t seem to worried or bothered by your question, and she whispers back. “You father said that she should take it easy for a few days, but she should be fine.”A tension seems to leave your shoulders. Tatsuki’s going to be fine. With that worry off of your head, an idea pops into your head.Getting up quietly, you reenter the entrance hall before giving out a loud cry."GOOODDDD EVENING FATHERRRR!">Roll me 1d20
Rolled 9>>25598014There is no better way to phrase this; you sir have helped make my night.
Rolled 8>>25598045Oh god this is going to go horribly wrong
Rolled 8>>25598045LETS DO THIS
Rolled 14>>25598045First time I'm praying for a crit success and not a crit fail in this quest
Rolled 6>>25598045*Evil opportunistic grin*
Rolled 1>>25598045Since I conceived it, I shall aid it.
>>25598046>>25598055>>25598056>>25598062>>25598065goddamnit guys... just... fuck.
Rolled 6>>25598045Revengeance time
Rolled 2>>25598045BOOT TO THE HEAD
Rolled 5>>25598075NOYOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE
>>25598075YOU'VE RUINED US
>>25598075number 10 baby. ahahahahahHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Rolled 3>>25598075Will not someone rid me of this pestilent mage!?
Rolled 20>>25598075way to kill dad
Rolled 13>>25598075Woo... It works both ways.
Rolled 18>>25598103....Every time
Rolled 19Dammit guys, stop.
>>25598103>>25598075Well that escalated quickly.
>1As you run to kick your father, you feel like you’ve made a terrible mistake. Running forward, you trip as Isshin turns around into a spinning kick. As his foot meets your face, you crumple and everything fades to black. The last thing you see is Isshin staring at you. Triumphant.When you wake up, you notice that your head is resting on a soft pillow. When you open your eyes, it’s to Inoue’s face looking down at you. “Kurosaki-kun, are you alright?”Quickly gaining your wits back, you find yourself laying on your couch, head resting Inoue’s lap.>[ ] Actions?
>>25598182"...That didn't go as planned."
>>25598182>Continue too stare at the ceiling screaming internally
>>25598182Swear an oath of vengeance upon you fatherSwear it to the heavens!
>>25598182>>Continue too stare at the ceiling screaming internallyAgreed here.
>>25598182"... Not quite what I intended." Don't move. Enjoy the moment.After a moment of staring irritated in the general direction of the failed attack, ask after Tatsuki.Then reluctantly leave Best Cushion to grab something to eat.
>>25598182why do I fell like things have been reversed from the usual
>>25598182>[ ] Actions?"... I guess I shouldn't have done that on an empty stomach. What's for dinner?"
>>25598219Enjoy what moment? Being beaten by your idiot of an old man? There's nothing to enjoy here
>>25597985Oh fine.We can try and romance Soi Fong as well - but Yoruichi takes priorityWe'd need to romance her first anyway
>>25598219>Best CushionHeh. Best girl is debatable, but she's stacked and friendly.I'll second this.>>25598238We are currently staring up at giant breasts attached to a girl we (kinda at least) like while resting on her lap.There's plenty for a teenager to be happy about.
>>25598182"…II'm not dead, huh?""Gotta hand it hand it to the old bastard, he's got a realy mean kick going on in spite of his age".
>>25598182"I forgot to get catnip for the talking cat."Then get up and find food.Lets see how quickly we can cause a CONFUSION OVERLOAD in poor Inoue
>>25598273Dude, Orihime had the weirdest daydreams in the first story arc. A talking cat doesn't even compare to the stuff her brain comes up with.
Rolled 19>>25598182You're very soft, Orihime.> Nat 1
>>25598287My personal favorite was the one that started with a date with Ichigo and then ended with her becoming a boxing champion.Even explaining everything it made no fucking sense at all. As was quickly pointed out by Tatsuki.
Rolled 13>>25598302> first name> compliment on body> 19You just broke the pedal for Orihime route you slammed it so hard.
>[X] Scream internally>[X] Vengeance oath>[X] comfortableYou close your eyes for a second, the first to scream internally. The second is to take a moment to enjoy the situation you’re currently in. When you open your eyes, they lock onto your father and your oath of vengeance is clear in them. However, old goat-chin is staring at you like a shark that’s noticed blood in the water.As you carefully are helped up by Inoue, her face somewhat flushed, you notice the smell of food. You all make your way to the dinner table and quietly enjoy the meal, Inoue sitting ext to you.When the meal is done, she turns to you with a bit of a blush on her face.“Um, Kurosaki-kun, my leg’s bothering me a bit. Could you help me upstairs?”>[ ]Actions?
Rolled 9>>25598045KICK HIS CHIN
>>25598361>"Oh... uh ya sure I guess."
>>25598361Is this an intercourse flag?
>>25598361>[X] Uh, sure. Then get clear. We don't want to give dad fuel.
If this ends up costing us Rukia or Yoruichi route, I will be very sad at you all.
>>25598361Princess carry? Princess carry.
Rolled 12>>25598361"...eh. Why not?"
>>25598398>not wanting Orihime's himes>2013
>>25598398We're going after ALL of them
>>25598361"Yeah, sure."Hope you like the Friendzone, Orihime. We prefer our women short in stature and in temper.
>>25598411Yoruichi's are better
Rolled 6>>25598398Agreed. Orihime is pretty much the worst girl bleach has to offer.
Rolled 1>>25598361Help Orihime upstairs, give a sly "at least i've got game" signal to pops along the weay.
>>25598361Princess Carry while grumbling.
Rukia route is best route. News at 11.
Rolled 20>>25598433Seems we're failing Orihime route
>>25598361Sure, but NOPE the fuck out if she tries anything lewd like hand holding, and make our way back downstairs so we don't give Dad fuel to tease us with.Sorry Orihime, you're a nice girl, but I'm not willing to commit to anything until we ensure that you won't become a useless blob of moe and fail that exists only to piss us off. And I don't want to accidentally lock us out of Yoruichi route.
Rolled 3>>25598445Always happens
>>25598445I think not.
Rolled 1>>25598445And then you had to go and save it. You bastard.
>>25598445Well then, I should roll more often....You should all thank me; I don't want Orihime, I want Yoruichi, and yet look what I have gifted you.
>>25598398this is an RP; not a railed game. Also nothing is going to happen your family s home for fucksake.
>>25598445Not today motherfucker
Rolled 20>>25598454And then you ruin it!
>>25598448>>25598445Very smooth. We be on Mr kubos wild ride.
>>25598441#1 Yoruichi fag here, Though I disagree, I will not complain if that is the path we choose. Rukia is pretty great.
>>25598454WHY ARE WE ROLLING, THERE ARE NO ROLL PROMPTS
>>25598428>>25598427>>25598427>>25598425You guys are aware that part of the plan for derailment involves making a better Orihime?You're also aware that Cosgrove has the potential as a writer to make her a more likable character?We don't what if anything he's changed in the background, and we've already fucked Canon into oblivion.I guess what I'm saying is we shouldn't be counting the chicks until we've fucked them. I mean, this isn't rocket surgery.
Rolled 18>>25598466And then you saved it
Rolled 9>>25598466Goddamit where were you when we needed you
>>25598441That's not how you spell Yoruichi.>>25598454I know, I'm sorry.>>25598447I agree with this.Only cuddling should be with Yoruichi.
Rolled 7>>25598466And we keep on looping.
>>25598433>>25598445>>25598454>>25598466DICE PLZ STAHPDICE NO PLZ
>>25598433>>25598445>>25598454>>25598466I want to get off mr kubos wild ride. Also what the fuck? What is the odds of this happening?
>>25598477Foul sorcery. >>25598483Rolling the 1 that got us here.
>>25598441I'm ok with this>>25598469I just can't bear the thought of NTRing Soi Fon
Rolled 7>>25598433>>25598445>>25598454>>25598466This is too ridiculous even for this thread.
Rolled 14>>25598466And then there is this asshat
>>25598433>>25598445>>25598454>>25598466>I want to get off Mr Kubo's wild ride.
>>25598473This be /tg/ - that's just how we roll.
>>25598494Soi Fon can join.
Rolled 6>>25598499There ain't any way off THIS ride, bucko.
>>25598361"I would have thought that would have faded when I killed the spooky ghost that attacked you"
Rolled 7>>25598487There ain't any breaks on this ride.
>>25598516She'd most likely just accidentally catch you from outside them crysterbate
Rolled 9>>25598490Considering this is Bleach?Combined with /tg/ dice?Actually not that likely, come to think of it
Rolled 17>>25598551Long as I can get my delicious brown waifu, everything else is fine.I have hardened my heart against the tears of a maiden.
>[X] AgreeYou not your head. As you get up, you allow her to wrap and arm around your shoulder as she leans against you. You see your father and sisters staring at you with intensity and shock respectively, but they don’t say anything as you help her up the stairs.When you get upstairs, she stops you. “Kurosaki-kun, you said you’d talk to me about the things I saw later. Can we do it now?”Seeing no reason to refuse her, you assent and lead her to your room. She sits on your bed, looking around at your room as you sit at your desk’s chair, looking at her.“So what did you want to talk about?”At your question, her face flushes and she looks slightly ashamed. “Kurosaki-kun… the reason why I... no…”She trails off, before closing her eyes. After a few moments, she opens them, determination burning in her eyes.“I want to know more about you. I want to know your likes and dislikes. I want to know what makes you happy and sad. I want to know about the you who fights ghosts. I want to know everything about Kur- Ichigo-kun because…”She trails off again.“..Because…”She stares you in the eyes as she grasps your hands between her own.“…Because I think… No. I’m sure that I’ve fallen in love with you.”BLEACH QUEST VIII ENDTO BE CONTINUED
Rolled 18>>25598570YOU TEASE
>>25598570WELLI SAW THIS COMING
>>25598570PANIC PANIC PANICABORT MISSION, FLEE THE PREMISES, CAN'T HAVE ANY OF THIS
>>25598570Red head lesbian is gonna be pissed...
>>25598570Oh this is goodNo really, break her heart now to stengthen her in the future, her love isn't real, it's just dependency disguised as affection, if we call it all in now, the dependency goes away and she has to get stronger via her own merits
>>25598583WE HAREM SIMULATOR NOWThis one's in the can! Print it, cut it, save it, panic, fap, whatever.Good night and good morning!
>>25598570I TOLD YOU! Next thing you know, Isshin'll be up here, being his trollish self...
Rolled 6>>25598570>Orihime falling in love with usShit.This is going to end in tears.
>>25598591Or she could murder stab us in the heart.This is a delicate situation and we are not walking away unscathed from this no matter what we go with.
>>25598593In a Bleach harem simulator, even if I was following all of my most adolescent desires, I still would not want Orihime as a part of it
Rolled 11>>25598591Actually, yeah, this could work.Best way to toughen her up is to get her to face reality.
>>25597741You know... maybe we SHOULD have taken that walk.Chad got off easy.
>>25598603She's not a yandere, she's just horribly, horribly weak-willed
>>25598570Welp, better let her down easy so we don't destroy her friendship with Tatsuki.
>>25598611It's like Pokemon, you have to collect them all.
>>25598622And if you push things that lean too hard in the other direction, they can snap.At the very least I think we can all agree that pissing off our heal bot is a bad idea.
>>25598591This is good reasoning. Phrase it so we turn her down because we don't have time for love when we're constantly off being a super hero. Either she attempts to become self-reliant in order to join us in our fights or she drops her interest in us and uses the hatred we instill in her to grow.
Rolled 2>>25598570Hmmm.... We need to ask if she is into open relationships if she isn't she'll probably go away and if she is then we can go Harem route with little difficulty.
>>25598570"The truth is, Inoue... I'm half magical girl, half ghost, and half SPOOKY ghost."
>>25598638>Phrase it so we turn her down because we don't have time for love when we're constantly off being a super hero. Either she attempts to become self-reliant in order to join us in our fights or she drops her interest in us and uses the hatred we instill in her to grow.THIS THIS THIS.She's got Judo.She CAN be useful if she just wants it.
>>25598644...Okay, yeah, this would just be perfect. And then politely turn her down. >>25598638
>>25598627That's not like Pokemon at allIt is like Pokemon, but in that you want to focus on getting the toughest, strongest, smartest and most skilled while leaving the weak ones behind
>>25598673>not completing your collection
>>25598662>>25598638>>25598591better start crafting your replies then.
>>25598686>>25598686Done."Alright, that's... wow. I'm flattered, and honestly I think I might.... I'm not sure about love but-"Stop, hang head. "I'm going to come right out and say it. I think you're great, and I won't pretend you aren't attractive, but the last couple of days started with me getting beaten to death and then getting super-powers. I can't tell you how weird it's been because I don't know a scale that operates on a level that absurd. It's less like getting nudged out of my comfort zone and more 'getting shot into space'.""I'm not saying no, but.... I'm somewhere weird right now. Both personally because of family secrets and.... well, you saw the other part earlier." Scratch back of head awkwardly while avoiding eye-contact. "It's more than just irresponsible, it's downright psychopathic to consider dragging someone into that. Maybe.... maybe we can talk and stuff, see if things calm down over he next few weeks.""But I cannot, in good conscience, commit to anything. Especially not when it might endanger someone I care about. Or who cares about me for that matter."
>>25598686"No you don't. You think you do, but you don't. Wanting a big tough guy around to solve all your problems for you isn't love, it's dependency. Am I wrong?" (if she says yes) "Then prove me wrong, be strong enough that you don't need me to defend you"
>>25598570OH SHITShe's trying to preempt the Harem antics by solidifying her status as waifu before we even meet most of the other girls!Clever genre-savvy bitch. But you won't have us that easily, the Harem Must Grow!On a related note, wasn't one of Orihime's issues in canon that she couldn't work up the courage to confess her feelings? I haven't followed Bleach for a long time, but I seem to remember that.If so this could be a promising development. It means she's got some guts in this version, which was the main thing she lacked.
>>25598718I am impressed by the turnaround time.>>25598755Yeah, growing a spine and making her less dependent on us was 90% of our issues. As a support/healer, Orihime is fucking GOD-Tier. All that means is keeping her safe is important, which becomes a lot easier if she isn't a stuttering moe-blob willing to slap someone.Hence the requirement we meta-gave for her to get the D.
>>25598780So, we're master-sealing her from a cleric into a war cleric?Awesome! Let's give her an axe!
>>25598570Huh, looks like shes gotten more confidence after all.
Rolled 8>>25598686no replies needed only the D.and a polite conversation on if she is open to a harem.
>>25598686"Are you bringing this up in light of the fact that, you now realize, I was eavesdropping on your conversation with Tatsuki when that Spooky Ghost attacked?"
>>25598755>Ichigo get's a harem pic relatedSooo can we confirm harem route now
>>25598718I don't have the 'yes perfect' picture on this computer, but you earned it.We're not a knight in shining armor, we're an emotionally damaged teenager with reflexive snark issues and a violent/protective streak.The sooner she realizes that, the better off we'll all be.
>>25598755She's going to fail, though - there's too many others here who don't want her as their waifu.We'll think of a way to get out of this.
>>25598837Orihime, Rukia, Tatsuki... More than that?
>>25598848As many as we can get on our dick.Not sure about 'long term relationship' stuff, but the long term (and/or backup) plan is to seed the earth with a bunch of tiny Ichi-lings that are just as fucked up and power-broken as we are.I mean, we have our sisters, but we're much more effective for the Eugenics idea because they need a 8-10 month follow-through while we need a couple hours per girl tops.Which isn't to say we can't have a special few, but....
Rolled 20>>25598847>there's too many others here who don't want her as their waifu.Even those should realize that we need to make her useful somehow.>>25598718Let it be so.
>>25598848>Kubo's face whenMan when the kids grow up everything's gonna be fucked huh
>>25598570>Cos undercuts like 90% of the Orihime complaints in one fell swoop simply by giving her a spineYou clever bastard.Now we shall see, is our (now mostly baseless) hatred enough to resist our insatiable urge to give her the D? The D is not a patient master. Can we resist its siren call long enough for Rukia or (non-cat) Yoruichi to make an appearance and give us an alternative?
>>25598886>NAT 20 on strategic heartbreak
Rolled 6>>25598886Um. It isn't bad because it's actually in depth.But it feels a bit focused on Ichigo.Maybe it should be amended a little?"I think it was very brave of you to tell me this.""No matter what happens, don't lose that courage."
So why do so many people seem to not like Orihime?
>>25598912>So why do so many people seem to not like Orihime?You want me to summarize 12 years of resentment in one post?>>25598905I like your thoughts.
>>25598926Thank you. =)>the safferatand...uh...thank you too, gatchpa...?
>>25598926Give me a summary. That should give me an idea.
>>25598886She can be made useful without becoming a waifu.
>>25598935>=)Yelp, don't do that. We're on an imageboard.>>25598939>Give me a summary. That should give me an idea.Orihime is a girl that has constantly served as a damsel in distress plot token, squandered the incredibly broken powers she got later on by simply being too weak-minded to use them and getting in the way constantly instead of helping. >>25598949>She can be made useful without becoming a waifu.That's what I'm saying.
>>25598939>>25598912The thing is, Bleach started out fun and interesting and the morphed into something.... different. I mean, it's still arguable fun/interesting, but it's a decidedly different flavor now.Plot-hooks were abandoned, ideas were trampled, KUBO KUBOED all over everything, etc.One of the things that drew ire was that Ichigo got ALL THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT when he was clearly made with a supporting cast in mind. One of the things that suffered was Orihime, who started off as a fun-quirky sort of character and eventually lost all characterization beyond being a big-titted moe-blob because that's what sells.>>25598949>We dislike her character so we're not gonna fuck her.>We can fix the character.>Still not gonna fuck her.Dude, what? I'll admit CANON Orihime isn't best girl, but we broke canon and this one's already disposed of most of her unlikable traits.
>>25598912Because starting in the SS arc and continuing on into infinity, she is basically nothing but a gibbering moeblob that exists only to be a heal-bot and scream KUROSAKI-KUN every two goddamn seconds. She is also sometimes used as a helpless plot-device.However, it looks like Cos might be trying to salvage the character. I was initially against her but I think I'll reserve judgement, she was actually a tolerable character at first so I'm excited to see where this goes. Won't stop me from jumping on the Yoruichi train, knocking out the conductor, jamming the accelerator to full, and smashing the break controls though.
>>25598960I think it's mostly because some of us like other girls, more than Orihime.
>>25598718Here, in light of >>25598905>>25598926I'm offering this revision:"Alright, that's... wow. I'm flattered, and honestly I think I might.... I'm not sure about love but-"Stop, hang head. "I'm going to come right out and say it. I think you're great, and I won't pretend you aren't attractive, but the last couple of days started with me getting beaten to death and then getting super-powers. I can't tell you how weird it's been because I don't know a scale that operates on a level that absurd. It's less like getting nudged out of my comfort zone and more 'getting shot into space'.""I'm not saying no, but.... I'm somewhere weird right now. Both personally because of family secrets and.... well, you saw the other part earlier." Scratch back of head awkwardly while avoiding eye-contact. "It's more than just irresponsible, it's downright psychopathic to consider dragging someone into that. Maybe.... maybe we can talk and stuff, see if things calm down over he next few weeks.""But I cannot, in good conscience, commit to anything. Especially not when it might endanger someone I care about. Or who cares about me for that matter."Deep breath, look her in the eye. "And I feel terrible saying this to you right now. I never quite got around to telling the last person I had a crush on how I feel. It was really brave of you to just come out and say it like that, so promise me you'll hang onto that, alright?"
>>25598959>>25598970>>25598960Okay I can see some of those complaints. However there are just some people who aren't made for fighting. Orihime has always been a kind character who I personnally thought would not make a good warrior. A healer is perfect for her though.Her powers aren't squandered because half the time they are the reason Ichigo hasn't gotten his reckless ass killed.As far as I can tell she only served as the damsel in distress once and that was when she was captured by the arrancar that even Ichigo was getting his ass whupped by. She only served as a plot device and damsel once, same as Rukia yet people seem perfectly content to have her along. Orihime is fine in combat. After all you don't send your squishy white mage out to punch the big bad. They are supposed to sit back and make sure that the main heavy hitters health doesn't fall below 50%
>>25598973Which I can totally understand. Personally, I lean more towards Rukia followed by/swapped randomly with Tatsuki with Orihime after that.>>25599004The thing is that Rukia was never JUST the pretty damsel type. Orihime, due to butchered characterization doesn't do much other than watch other people be awesome.Which, support/healer, fine. Not a frontliner. But if someone's fighting the bad guy and is there to save you/worry about protecting you, at least hide behind a damn rock. Throw your shield up for them if they might get hit.Basically be a little more proactive. All we ask, since she's already bringing the thunder in looks/support. Now that she's apparently grown a spine she's looking pretty damned amazing.
>>25599004>squishyYes. Yes indeed. She's very squishy.
>>25599004It's not her place in the story, it's her personality.Granted, her place in the story also sucks, I personally think it would have been better if Chad had a hurting arm and a healing arm and Orihime didn't matter because a decent cleric that can be on the front lines is much better than a brilliant cleric that can't
>>25599025I get that however another thing that people forget is that Orihime is HUMAN. She has a special power, but is does nothing for her physical attributes. Quincies like Uryuu use spirit particles and basically become batman and Fullbringers like Chad are at least partially hollow.However Orihime's power doesn't not give her these perks. So yeah she could throw a shield up once in a while. However can she do it in time to stop the people who all seem to have some kind of speed blitz move. Add in that even Chad and Uryuu are taking a back seat to Captain level opponents that leave them in the dust, what more is Orihime to do?>>25599029Combat clerics also don't have as much capability as either a straight combat practitioner or healer. Plus if they get killed trying to punch the badguy when some else can do it who is better at it then the healing is all gone and then everyone is up a shit creek.
>>25599101But they can surviveStraight clerics are squishy as fuck, and as such are wonderful targets for anything trying to kill you, a battle cleric on the other hand can take a beating, and dish out a counterattack. A dead pure cleric is a lot less useful than a living battle cleric
>>25599101>FullbringerI actually think hers technically is Fullbringer, just a Caster type instead of a direct combat one. I've been wrong before though.That said, it could be possible for her to get some Fullbring style powers. All they require are direct contact with hollows and large exposure to spiritual energies. We've already done it a little, and between us and Chad we ight be able to coach her a bit.Imagine Orihime with her powers + high speed and jujitsu. Sure, still not gonna be pulling the bullshit Ichigo can/will but she could at the very least hold her own enough that someone can prevent a kidnapping.
>>25599138Again this is a not a neccesary truth. COmbat clerics have to take time to train their healing abilities as well as their combat abilities. Imagine if Ichigo was only half as powerful because he also had to train at healing abilities. Now straight clerics are squishy, which is why they stay in the back and often have protection.Combat clerics are in the thick of battle and have less ability to defend themselves than straight fighters. This means that they have an equal chance of being attacked at the fighters and when the enemy has attacks that can blow you the fuck up that is a bad place to be.A better example if you watched it. Dende from DBZ would have been a better cleric than a theoretical combat med Krillin would have been. Krillin would have a weaker combat capabilities thanks to having to train two totally different sets of abilities and once Frieza had him figured out would have killed him a lot quicker because he was up in his face. Wear as Dende would last longer because he kept his head down because his place was in the background, avoiding attention so that Freiza wouldn't aim a death beam at him. He was still killed in the end but he did better than Krillin would have.>>25599184 Hmm, I thought Fullbringer's had to have their mothers be attacked by hollows while they were in the womb? I am not opposed to this idea, don't get me wrong. But I don't thing Orihime meets the prerequisites. I am more than happy with her being a God-Tier healer rather than her trying to be something she is not and doing worse at it.
>>25598970>Won't stop me from jumping on the Yoruichi train, knocking out the conductor, jamming the accelerator to full, and smashing the break controls though.I can get behind this sentiment.
>>25599249Sorry, forgot we were talking about anime and not video games. Fire Emblem and Disgaea have taught me that pure healers are never good because they can't last more than two turns without being crushed by every enemy on the field targeting them all at once.But your point is still kind of weak, you talk about how the strength of a pure medic is keeping their head down and avoiding attention so they can heal the wounded off to the side, but Orihime is terrible at that, she's too thick to keep her head down and herself out of danger
>>25599303I was actually mostly talking about how it is better for the healer to to be in the 'backrow' instead of in the thick of battle. In that sense Orihime usually did stay out of the fight once she realized that combat was not where her specialty lay. Then Aizen was hax and figured out her powers. Even if she did have some combat capability unless she was captain level it wasn't gonna do her any good.I don't know enough about the Fullbringer saga and after to talk about her then, so I can't make any more story points. Plus if every enemy on the field is targeting you I think you're fucked no matter what class you are unless you have a focus on dodging or counter attacks.
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>501 postsHoly.... dayum.
>>25599101She blocked the emo clowns dpeed blitz and saved ichigo during ulli and ichis fight. Characters have even said her power iffensive wise could kill main cast characters if she could will it.
>>25599483Hmm, I'm not sure who Ulli is, but I'll take your word for it. I just know that a person with a power similar to hers said that while she contained great amounts of power she and himself were not that very well suited for battle.
>>25599101Her main problems are confidence and conviction, not power. She COULD stand up in a serious fight if she really wanted to, she's just too busy having zero self-confidence and being sad all the damn time.But enough about Orihime, we need to wait and see if Cos salvages her before passing final judgement. The real question here is how do we actually justify having a harem, beyond "because I can".
>>25599529Because aizen said
>>25599003I like you.
>>25598970>smashing the break controlsWith a guitar, right?
>>25599003>I never quite got around to telling the last person I had a crush on how I feel>implying it's too late for us to get on the SS Tatsuki and sail off to Bora Bora
>>25599529>how do we actually justify having a harem, beyond "because I can".Kurosaki Eugenics Program.The goal is to spread our bullshit hax seed throughout all worlds, creating an army that can keep the fucking clowns that ran things before we showed up in line.
>that feel when you want Rukia>that feel when everyone else is going to try and go full Yoruichi and sink my ship with Soi FonAnd so I stand alone against the tide.
>>25601444I'm primarily a Tatsukifag, but we share a common enemy in the Yoruichifags. Let us join forces.
>>25601488We won't be able to do much; but we can try.I accept your proposal of a strategic alliance.