>>25590859
>>Talk with Miho.

>>25590859
>Talk with Rabbit Team
Watermelons soon fellow comrades.

>>25590859
>Talk with Miho.

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>>25590859
>Talk with Rabbit Team

>Lee still pink
Now that I can't abide.

>>25590859
>Talk with Miho
Let's figure out the plan for the day, shall we?

>>25590859
>Talk with Miho.
Let's let tankwaifu hold onto the jacket for a while longer.

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>>25590859
>Talk with Miho.

>>25590859
>>Talk with Miho.

>>25590859
>Talk with Rabbit Team

Yukari'll come along sooner or later

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>>25590859
>Talk with Rabbit Team
LETS GET THIS GOING

>>25590859
>Talk with Miho.

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Remember boys.

Jagdpanther Hard!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5M_Ttstbgs&hd=1 This started playing when I opened the thread

>>25590859
>Talk with Miho

>Talk to rabbit team, then find Yukari

>>25590859
>rabbit then Yukari

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZ2jSaqIZk&hd=1 semi-relevant.

>>25590859
>>Talk with Miho.

Huh, I was expecting a lot more bitching than this.

>>25590859
>Talk to Miho
Let's be professional and check in with the team commander first. Then we can get to awkward jacket-based interactions and hilarious misunderstandings from our crew.

>>25590961

But that's Mako you posted, silly billy.

>>25590859
>>Talk with Miho
>>Talk with Rabbit Team.

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>>25590995

>That pic

That...wow. Was that from one of the OVA's? And if so, which one?

>>25591172

OVA 6.

>>25590995
Yukari is best Super Sentai

>>25591172
OVA 6, the newest

>>25591119
We've only just started and this is an easy enough consensus. The bitching starts when better solutions are ignored or /tg/ is refused one of the speeches it's obsessed with.

>>25591194
Indeed.

>>25591030

IT IS NOT TIME FOR JADGPANTHER-CHAN.

NYET.

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>>25591338
But it's always time for Jagdpanther-Chan!

Dropping from the top of the tank, you jog over as the Panzer IV rolls into it's spot a few tanks down from your Pershing. As you approach, the rest of the crew has to carry the still mostly-asleep Mako from the cabin, half-hazardly dressed and a toothbrush still poking out from her mouth. "So what was up with that cannon sh-"

"Sorry!" Miho cries out. "It was the only way to wake her up!"

"She's got a grip like monkey..." Hana says. "We couldn't even get the blanket off her..."

"We'll have her ready soon!" Saori says, carefully running a brush through Mako's waistlong hair.

>"So, did Anzu tell you about the team names?"
>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"

>>25591629
>>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"

>>25591629
>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"
>"What did I miss last night"

>>25591629

>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>"And you didn't ask us to wheel Black Jack over? How disappointing."

>>25591629
>>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"
This order should be fine

>>25591629
>>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"

>>25591629
>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"

>>25591629
>"So what did I miss last night?"
>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"

>>25591629
>>"So, how're we going whip this team into shape?"
>>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"

>>25591629
>OTHER: "I'm getting a demonstration ready on the dangers of being outside the tank when fired upon. How should we go about gunnery practice?"

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>>25591629
>"So, you're the commander now, got any bright ideas on how we can whip this team into shape?"
>"So, what did I miss last night?"

>>25591629
>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"
>"I'm getting a demonstration ready on the dangers of being outside the tank when fired upon. How should we go about gunnery practice?"

>>25591629
>"So, what did I miss last night?"
>"Wait... Where's Yukari?"
Also
>"I'm getting a demonstration ready on the dangers of being outside the tank when fired upon. How should we go about gunnery practice?"
but I thought we needed to acquire watermelons first for that?

>>25591767
we do. I mean it's still early morning I believe, so I doubt anyone has made a melon run

I'm guessing Yukari is kind of freaked out about us using our jacket as a cover on her, and is completely unsure how to handle it.

her parents probably aren't helping matters

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>>25591767

We don't need watermelons for that.

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So, I guess St. Gloriana didn't send us tea this time. Hope the gloating was worth it.

>>25592061
I'm sure they sent the tea. Other wise, it would make them look unclassy

>>25592061
>>25592172
It's currently about 6am on the day after the battle. The tea probably hasn't had time to arrive yet.

>>25592172
In the anime it was there by the evening of the same day.

>>25592243
>"It's 5:30AM on a Tuesday" started the last thread

>>25592316
The party we escorted Yukari home from took place right after the debriefing. The debriefing was explicitly on the same day as the battle. So either Yukari has just kept our jacket for several days, or it's currently the day after the battle. Presumably the battle was on a Monday?

>>25592420
Yes, I just failed to reading comprehension, and assumed you meant on the same day as the battle

Happenings?

Did... did 4chan die again?

>>25591876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPz_lkRJPq8

>>25593140
Better question, did BlackJack die again?

"So, how's it feel being the commander now?" You say, looking around for Yukari and your jacket.

"Exciting... Nervous... I'm hopeful and afraid at the same time..." She says, clearly jittery at the thought of it. "I just don't want to mess it up for everyone." She says smiling.

"You'll do fine..." You assure her. "If anyone could lead this bunch it's you..." You decided to change the subject to something lighter. "Did I miss anything last night, after I left?"

She shrugs. "Not a lot. Talked with Anzu- she's not bad when she's not trying to get you do something against you're will..."

You shrug. "Well, she finally got Black Jack back to how he's supposed to be. Finally. Did you hear about the team names? Evidently my tank's 'Grizzly Team' now. She had Yuzu put some art on the turret and everything..."

"I guess she's not all dictator. So, any ideas for training today?"

>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."
>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593277
He was probably waiting for someone to ask this. watch him post in around 5 mins now

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>>"We need gunnery practice."

Merge these two.

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."

Because shit, this could actually be a matter of life and fucking death.

>>25593277
>>25593291
>>25593299

WELP.

>>25593291

>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."

Wait a beat then.

>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>>"We need gunnery practice."
>>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593319

This.

>>25593331

Everytime.

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
Also, your*

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>>"We need gunnery practice."

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."
We can do both at the same time, really.

>>25593319
Is hitting a watermelon with a tank round feasible at anything past close range?

>>25593291
>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."


and

>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593319
Plan.

>>25593357
Depends how many watermelons we're using. Just set up a line of them end-to-end, the rounds will probably hit one of them.

>>25593331
...yep

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."

>>25593357

With some practice? Christ yes. Don't take WoT's shells-fly-in-random-directions gun accuracy as anything approaching gospel.

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>>"We need gunnery practice."

They seem to go hand in hand.

>>25593374
Wait, dammit, I forgot Blackjack can only see green.
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."

>>25593357
Ask Ms. Hit a moving tank at 9/10ths of a mile---err, I mean Rose.

>>25593357
Honestly, Anzu should replace the watermelons with pumpkins or something else that cheaper.
I know you're thinking about watermelons as being cheap, because they are in America, but in Japan they can go for $10 to $20 a pop.
This is actually one instance where I'd welcome Anzu changing the requested item to something cheaper.

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."
>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593387
Bitch you don't take away Gunny's watermelons. Ever.

>>25593423
Average Japanese watermelon is half the size of one you get in the States, and more than triple the price. Get something else.

>>25593458
You do realize you are talking about a universe where the High School sports team regularly destroys parts of the town, right? We are obviously dealing with a post-scarcity setting.

>>25593512
>We are obviously dealing with a post-scarcity setting.
Then why is money still such a concern?

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>>"We need gunnery practice."


two birds with one stone, get them to train by shooting at watermelons, tell them that what happened to the water melons can happen to them if they get out of the tank.

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>>25593544
Because deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.

It occurs to me Miho has gotten out of the tank while under fire.

Not just sticking her head out but actually clambering out during last year's final.

>>25593544
To prevent the collapse of society that is normally associated with post scarcity? Because tanking rules are silly like every other major sport? Shit, could even be that the tanks are required to be x% WW2 genuine parts, making them scarce. I dunno.

>>25593604
Part of the reason the carriers were built was to aid Japan's economy.

Yes I fully recognize there should be more efficient ways to do such a thing but there you have it.

>>25593593
Well saving people from drowning is a perfectly acceptable reason to get out of a tank

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."
>"So, where'd Yukari go?"

>>25593672
Unless you're part of the gigantic ass-stick school of Senshado.

I don't think the watermellons are a good idea guys.
It'll terrify the poor freshmen.
Positive reinforcement, not gunnery-sergeant scare tactic shit. They're 14 year old girls.

>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."

Why not both at once? Everybody wins!

>>25593735
this is for dealing with something that could legitimately get them killed, I think scaring them in this case is a good way to go about it.

>>25593735
It's a perfect idea. It shows exactly what happens if you climb out of a perfectly safe machine and get your dumb arse hit with a 75mm shell.

The sooner they understand that exiting the vehicle outside of extreme circumstances carries the possibility of getting blown the fuck up messily, the better.

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Watermelons could make a good target. Japan has cubed melons so we could stack them.

>>25593803
They also cost like $100 a pop.

>>25593803
At $60-$100 per watermelon.

>>25593735
I think it needs to be done. Yes, Miho and other Senshado girls do it. But they're doing it with the knowledge of what can happen and doing it anyway.
The Freshmen did it because they were scared, and got themselves into an even more dangerous situation.
There's a very definite difference between the two.

>>25593291

"YES ANZU, YOU MAY IN FACT SUBSTITUTE WATERMELONS FOR A CHEAP, LOW-COST ALTERNATIVE IF YOU SO WISH. I'TS NOT THAT CRITICAL."

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>>25593291
>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>"We need gunnery practice."

Or how about we just go with the watermelons and not think too much about it. Willing suspension of disbelief and all that.

>>25593291
Didn't think I'd manage to catch one of these while it's ongoing.

> "I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
> "We need gunnery practice."
> "So, where'd Yukari go?"

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>>25593845
Just do it yourself. Watermellons are easy to grow and squares are easy to do. Either follow this pdf, or buy a box made for it from ebay.

>>25594134
...I think you're missing the point here.

>>25593291

>All 3

>>25594134
Disregard sensha-do, commit farmville

>>25593291
>>"I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>>"We need gunnery practice."
Fluffy will show up on her own time

>>25593291
>[x] "I wanted to demonstrate what can happen if you get out of your tank under fire..."
>[x] "We need gunnery practice."

In the name of the board I summon BlackJack!

>>25594368
He's Dead, Jim.

>>25594388
It was worth a shot.

>>25594388
Damnit...okay, who knows necromancy or voodoo? We gotta get him back in front of the keyboard.

>>25594196

Unless shes busy sniffing the jacket.

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>>25594437
You're either new here, or just having too much fun.

>>25594196
Well,s he's not infiltrating Saunders for mad info since we haven't drawn the matchups yet.

Schlicking to our jacket in her room?

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>>25594470
>>25594507

>>25594507
Gramps will be pleased.

>>25594507
I DEMAND FAPFICS NAO

>>25594470
>>25594507
More likely she doesn't remember last night, and she woke up with our jacket and her mom being all weird and talking about her bringing "that polite gaijin boy" home last night.

>>25594507
Pfft, Unlikely, pretty sure she's panzersexual.
Maybe someone posted a really cool pic of a TKS.

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>>25594506
I don't remember him taking an hour or better between posts...but I could be wrong.

>>25594580
Or maybe something else?

>>25594507
Or maybe she's constructing a bunker where she'll keep us forever and ever.

Watch out for any helmets flying at our face, we can't afford to get "knocked the fuck out" again

>>25594635

Huh, you ARE new here. Blackjack always takes this long to post. You're lucky if you see more than one legit post in an hour.

>>25594621
Man, misunderstandings are crazy.

"Well, top of the list is the Freshm-er Rabbit Team..." When Miho gives you a confused look you explain: "Anzu named the teams before she stepped down- M3 is 'Rabbit Team'... Andway, when they broke rank and abandoned their tank yesterday they put themselves in huge danger." You look over at the girls as they fussed over their pink Lee. "Gotta get it into their heads that they're safer being shot at in their tank than they are being shot around outside it."

Miho shrugs as she climbs up on the Panzer IV to do some of the same checks you had done earlier. "How were you going to do it?" She asks.

"Two parts, actually- first I gotta demonstrate what happens if you're not in the tank..." You nod over at Anzu. "Anzu's gonna try to find us some Rabbit Team-analogues for that..." Miho nods her approval at the idea. "Second part is I gotta show them that they're completely safe in their tank..."

"How are you going to do..." She grunts as she pries up the engine cover. "...Going to do that?" She continues.

"I'm gonna sit in the M3 with them while Rose shoots at us out on the range." Miho's eyes widen at the idea.

"You're going to traumatize them!"

>"Nah, it's just a lot of noise..."
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"
>"What do you think we should do then?"

>>25594635
Watching us (un)covertly behind a tree? I am ok with this.

>>25594674
>>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

>>25594674
>"What do you think we should do then?"
Gaijin handle puny kouhais with silk gloves. While smash.

>>25594674
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"

>>25594674
>OTHER: "Oh come on, it's just me. It's not like sitting inside a tank with a guy is going to ruin them for marriage or some such thing."

>>25594674
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"
BUT
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

We think it's a good idea, but we respect Miho's opinion.

Also it's good that she's speaking up and not Doormatting again.

>>25594674
>[x] "They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"

This is the best method. I also like that we'll be there with them to provide reassurance.

>>25594674
>>"What do you think we should do then? use the I-Go instead?"

>>25594674

>"What do you think we should do then?"

SUPER. ANNIHIQLIATION. BATTLE.

JIN-ROH MIHO TIME.

>>25594674
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

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>>25594674
>"Nah, it's just a lot of noise..."(earplugs everyone!)
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"

>>25594694
Why not?

>>25594674
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

I think we should get her advice before making a final method as Miho's likely more used to training newbies than the MC is.

>>25594674
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

>>25594674
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"

>>25594674
Kick it up a notch. The M3 has decent armor. Let's get in the I-Go.

>>25594674
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"

>>25594824
I don't think we can fit the freshman team in the I-go.

>>25594674
>"What do you think we should do then?"
We're not budging on the pumpkin/watermelon/whatever demonstration, though.

>>25594824
Not when put against a gun that can split a Tiger, it doesn't.

Besides, they need confidence in their own vehicle's ability to keep them safe under fire.

>>25594674
>>"Nah, it's just a lot of noise..."
>>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"
'If you have a better idea...?'

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>>25594674
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"
>"What do you think we should do then?"
We can sit in the tank with the freshmen if necessary.

>>25594833
We're the one doing it, not them.

>>25594674
>>25594865
>"I'm gonna sit in the M3 with them"
We're already planning to do that.

>>25594865
That was the plan

>>25594872
>sit in the M3 with them"
>WITH THEM

>>25594674
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

>>25594674
>"They need to know that even against Black Jack, they're safer in their tank than outside!"

>>25594674
>>"What do you think we should do then?"

>"What do you think we should do then?"
Commandars gotta command.

Black jack down? we have a black jack down?

>>25595798
Black Jack is never down, only lying in wait.

>>25595798

He's dead, Jim.

>>25595803
>>25595798
>>25595805
He might be running out of steam, however. It's getting to be a bit past 11PM PST. Though... It's Saturday.

We'll see, but it's been awhile. Even for BJ's norm, at least.

You shrug. "Safest place they can be is inside their tank- they need to understand that as long as they stay there they won't be in any great danger."

The crew compartment and turret were layered with defenses. The first were the shells themselves- smartshells that would fragment and deform as they hit a crewed area, while staying rigid when hitting things like engines and tracks- only very occasionally did the second layer become an issue- the tank's own armor often prevented the special shells from penetrating, even when their WWII counterparts would have. Underneither that was the third- layers of carbon-fiber meshing and kevlar mesh. (When properly applied and painted, the liner was almost indistinguishable from the regular metal walls.) The mesh kept shells from penetrating and also prevented the spalling off of chunks of armor from hard impacts. Of course, accidents still happened, but overall Tanking, at least in the United States, was no less hazardous on average than Football or Baseball.

"It's never fun getting shot at, but they need to know that it's at least safe. And there aren't a whole lot of guns we'll be seeing more potent than Black Jack's T54, so that'll give them a pretty reasonable belief that if Jack doesn't kill them, nothing will..."

Miho nods. "Alright, but I still think there are less terrifying ways of doing it..."

>"So any ideas on how we can get Momo up to snuff with her gunnery?"
>"So have you heard what your team's name is?"
>Talk with someone else. (Specify)
>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

>>25595893
>>25595909

Everytime.

>>25595909
>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

Her absence is worrying.

>>25595909
Okay, that was everything high-priority, and Rose is sorting Momo's gunnery issues, so...

>Hey, where'd Yukari go?
Shouldn't you be a little more worried about your loader being missing, Miho?

>>25595909
>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

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>>25595909

>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

TIME FOR FLUFFY

>>25595909
>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

>>25595909
>"So have you heard what your team's name is?" Irrelevant tangent, ho!

>>25595909
>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

>>25595909
>>"So have you heard what your team's name is?"
>>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

>>25595909
>>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

way to walk over Miho's opinion guys. I thought you wanted her less of a doormat, not more.

>>25595909
>>"So have you heard what your team's name is?"
>>25596016
This anon's a bit right, lets at least converse with her a little bit before we go elsewhere to speak to people.

>>25595909
>Other: "What do you have in mind, then?"
>Hey, where'd Yukari go?

>>25595909
>>"So have you heard what your team's name is?"

>>25595909
>"So any ideas on how we can get Momo up to snuff with her gunnery?"
Rose will need all the help she can get.

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>>25595909
>"So any ideas on how we can get Momo up to snuff with her gunnery?"

>>25596077
...El Kabong?

>>25596043
I'm hoping the planned method of the MC's won't traumatize the freshies too badly.

Understanding: A chronic weakpoint in various ultra-american characters.

>>25595909

>"So any ideas on how we can get Momo up to snuff with her gunnery?"

Momo would be a great gunner if she could only hit things she's shooting at.

>>25596122
Wrong game, John Madden.

>>25596106
>Understanding: A chronic weakpoint in various ultra-american characters.
It's in-character at least. Even if it does play into the stereotype of the stupid, oafish, arrogant American with no class.

>>25596122
dunno, we might have better luck arranging

>>25596158
And that's a good thing? There's a difference between being unknowing about how to handle japanese girls and the asshole that goes shoving pork in a muslim's mouth (or a hamburger into a Hindu's mouth) because that's how things are done.... IN AMERICA!

>>25595909
>"So any ideas on how we can get Momo up to snuff with her gunnery?"
>"So have you heard what your team's name is?"

>>25596190
>And that's a good thing?
I didn't say it was a good thing, especially if the character (and players) don't get any character development and continue to be the big smelly gaijin that fumbles his way through social situations all the time.

As for which side of the line we fall on, that's up to the players, isn't it.

>>25596250
>As for which side of the line we fall on, that's up to the players, isn't it.

We're totally fucked then as a good chunk of the reader base ARE those assholes.

>>25595909
>accidents still happened
ESPECIALLY WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS POP OUT OF THE CUPOLA WHILE UNDER MG FIRE HOLY SHIT DAMN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

>>25595909
>>"So have you heard what your team's name is?"

>>25595909

>"If there are less terrifying ways to get them used to getting shot other than live fire exposure, I'd like to hear about it. Also, where's Yukari?"

If we're gonna sit innalee while Rose makes Mono fire at the Lee...

>>25596316

NO MIHO THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE THE COMMANDER'S CUPOLA. YOU ARE NOT AN ITALIAN TANKER.

Time to ask if BlackJack is dead, so the post comes faster!

So, is BlackJack dead? Again?

>>25596576
Blackjack is both dead and not dead.

>>25596576
30-40 minutes in between posts. Longer, and he's having a snooze. Shorter and the world is ending as we know it.

Be patient, he usually at least tells us when it's ending. Hasn't randomly left yet in one of these threads.

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So thread, how does it feel knowing that your waifu is getting a porn parody?

>>25596629
GOOOOOOROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25596629
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for anger, I can tell you I don't have feels. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

>>25596629

Not fluffy enough.

>>25596617
Schrödinger's Blackjack?

>>25596629
It's cute that you think that's even vaguely the first one of those. (It might be the first live-action one, I don't keep up with Japanese porn, but it's sure as hell not the first overall.)

>>25596617

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger eons, even death may die."

>>25596669
Yes!

>>25596576
Light some incense, read the lines 4 and 9 backwards on this tome and then just will it to happen really hard and you should be able to summon a Blackjack

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>>25596637
>>25596653
Your waifu is going to take the dick from an ugly anonymous japanese man.

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>>25596629

Good God, I'm not even a Yukarifag and I don't even-

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>>25596683
And she'll be wearing this when she does it.

>>25596576
BlackJack has been dead the entire time.

directed by m night shyamalan

>>25596675
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Blackjack R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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>>25596714

Ok.

I'm downloading this anyways.

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>>25596675
>"That is not dead which can eternal lurk, yet with stranger eons, even OP may deliver."

>>25596683
>>25596714

I'd like to point out, that her noes is terrible. I mean, look at it. It's far too wide. Now that I mention it, her whole face feels wide. Bleh.

>>25596683

It's not anonymous if its goro.

>>25596753
oh noes

>>25596683

So, how about them links/sauce

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>>25596753
That's not really Yukari.

The picture is the real Yukari

As you look around, you get a cold feeling in the pit of your stomach. Something bad was going to happen, and that something bad was Patrick walking towards the Panzer IV. "Hey, Commander, Roy was asking if you wanted to load more AP this run instead of HVAP he says it's not really cost effective if most of the stop is a kill with either one..."

You hold your breath, looking around. This would be the worst possible moment for Yukari to pop up and hand you back your jacket, in front of the one person in the world who would, with relish, take the situation completely wrong. The moment goes by-

"Commander?" Patrick looks at you like you're dumb or something...

You look around one more time. "Sure. Yeah. More AP- we only had one target that needed it against Glorianna..."

Patrick turns around to walk back over to relay the information to Roy and you begin to breath a sigh of relief. You begin but only make it halfway as Patrick turns back around.

He knows what's going to happen before you do. Yukari pops up out of the Panzer IV's loader hatch. "Oh! Russels!" She says cheerfully with a wave. "Good morning! I had such a great time last night!" Your face falls, and Patrick is treated to the grand finale. "You should be more careful with leaving your clothes around like that!" She says as she tosses your jacket down to you before dropping back into the Panzer IV.

"Patrick..." You warn. He takes no heed as a grin spreads across his maw. "Patrick, dammit! That isn't what it looked like!" He turns and starts to run, eager to get to the rest of the crew before you do to spread his malicious misinterpretations. "PATRICK I WILL END YOU! DAMMIT!"

>>25596812

I don't think its out yet.

TMA enjoys releasing such in-progress shots first.

>>25596812
Sorry, don't have it, I just got linked those three pictures.

>>25596858
..... Aaaaand no ending action on this, so I'm guessing this is Blackjack's last post for the night.

>>25596858
And so it ends.

Next time on Girls und Panzer.

>Momo feels the power.
>Rabbit Team feels the power.
>"I really hate you guys sometimes..."

GuPQ will continue Monday at the usual time- be ready because we'll be going all night long!

Follow me on twitter for updates on when the thread starts or if I have to change schedules.

>>25596862
I can't say I see the point as A) the actress quality is too low for porn watchers and B) the accuracy of girl to the role is terribly low.

>>25596858
>"Goddammit, O'Leary!" (Insert random slur against Irishkind here.)

>>25596920

Twitter link...

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

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>>25596858

I was hoping for more.

Now I'm just unfulfilled.

>>25596923

Close enough.

TMA does take the time to choose girls who at least look somewhat like the characters these days.

>>25596942
Six hours of the day gone and you'd rather it took more?

>>25596958
I mean I think I saw bits of a Haruhi one they did and well I think they should have avoided that as namely if you don't have a girl that can fill Mikuru's bra, don't bother.

>>25596990

More of the reveal regarding the jacket.

>>25596920
>I really hate you guys sometimes..."

Not always?

>>25596990
six hours in blackjack time isn't much.

>>25596920
wtf, we didn't get Patrick to grease the rollers like you said in the last thread, wtf man

>>25597017
>/a/non's heart shatters as it found out that last night meant naught to a panzerphile.

>>25596942
yep, todays thread was disappointingly short, it feels like all that happened was we said "Hey, you noobs, you should get shot at" and nothing happened

If this threads content happened in real time, it would have lasted about 1.5 mintues

and thats just pathetic

>>25597104
"The rails, man! I swear they were here yesterday, and now they're over there! What could have caused them to move like this?"

>>25597107
It takes time to waifu a fluffy. Each step may be small but it is a step. Remember, Yukari hasn't even had friends for years.

>>25597107
>>25597141

And the first to be brought home. Even faster than the girls of Anglerfish.

>>25597130
Yeah 6 hours in say MC (VMQ) time could easily be 2-3 threads worth of this.

>>25597130
it took 6 hours to essentially hold a very short 30sec conversation

that is sad

>>25597189
Of course MC is a sadistic bastard who enjoys making me get no sleep all weekend. And I have an opening shift at work tomorrow. But am I sleeping? NOPE! I'm on /tg/, questing as if my life depended on it!

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>>25597204
Truly we are cursed, kinsman.

>>25597204
>>25597243

>that feel when in a perfect timezone for a quest.

I know that feel though. Maid Quest did that to me.

>>25597107

I'm a Mihofag.

Take what you will from that.

>>25597204

At least you don't follow Valkyrian Mercs.

Oh dear God mah sleep. It was nice knowing you.

>>25597678
>Take what you will from that.

I take from it that you have good taste for while Yukari is perfect, Miho is also excellent.

>>25597691
I was referring to ValkMercs, dude. MC. Merc Command.

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>>25597746

Oh.

Well then.