Rolled 19

>>25575244
Dad stahp, srsly, Dad, bro, srsly.

Rolled 19

>>25575244
IT BEGINS

Rolled Rick.

What now?

Rolled 11

>>25575244
>>25575267
>>25575280
Really.


We waste 19s. On Isshin's BS.


Seems legit.

>>25575301
We crit the last two times he pulled this.

I think Ichigo secretly has Preferred Enemy: Isshin.

Rolled 9

>>25575244
Kick him in the beard.

>roll me 1d20

koonami code

As my father makes his usual grandiose entrance I stick out my foot to trip him as I sit at the table to eat, not even looking to the results

Rolled 10

>>25575244
SLAM YOUR FOOT INTO HIS GOAT CHIN BEARD

roll me 1d20

Rolled 7

>>25575352
Huh, the roll didn't work. trying again?

Rolled 17

Execute koonami code on nearest game controller

.>>25575316
Sadly, it seems likely.

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Strangely, even though you beat him like a rug, the act of fighting your father in mock combat doesn’t seem irritating anymore. It’s familiar and reassuringly normal. Wow, your life’s messed up.

Still, you sit down to breakfast with your family and the mood seems cheerful, like nothing’s changed. As you bite down on a piece of toast, Yuzu looks over at you.

“So what are your plans for today, Ichi-nii?”

As you swallow your toast, you consider the question. Today you are…

>[ ] Training with Urahara
>[ ] Taking a walk around Karakura
>[ ] Write in

>>25575442

"Got a couple of little things to take care of this morning."

Walk first. We promised to get some flowers for that girl and we never did.

Urahara later, maybe.

Rolled 6

Training with Tatsuki.

>>25575442

[x]Trying to maim a hat-and-clog wearing bastard

After >>25575472

>>25575442
>[ ] Training with Urahara

>>25575472

I just had a mental image of us running into friends along the way.

Speculate as to who Ichigo's buying he flowers for... only to see him fix up a modest shrine to a dead kid and leave them before moving on.

I kinda wonder how they would react.

>18 posts, 18 minutes
My autism compels me.

>>25575472
Please this.

>>25575525
They probably know the "I see dead people" thing.


Tatsuki and Chad, at least.

>>25575540

That actually kinda makes it even more heartwarming. He probably saw a sad little ghost girl and wanted to make her happy.

Rolled 7

>>25575442
>[X] Write in
>[X] Training with Urahara
Go deliver flowers to the ghost girl from earlier, then go ask Urahara to train you.

Rolled 11

>>25575442
I must...Wander....
Take a walk.

>>25575472
Sounds like a plan.
Also didn't we have another perk called In The Blood I?

>>25575540
>>25575525
Even if they don't I am fairly certain it's implied that Ichigo's care for the memory of the deceased isn't too obscure.
>>25575569
>Also didn't we have another perk called In The Blood I?
Urahara ranted at us for using it.
These Shinigami bastards are pissing me off...

>>25575569
>25575472
>Sounds like a plan.
>Also didn't we have another perk called In The Blood I?

Yes. It allows access to Quincy powers. Yuo also have another one that allows the first five rolls to be considered when searching for spiritual energies

>>25575603
Right cool just wanted to make sure those were either still being tracked or remove entirely.

Rolled 7

>>25575442
[x] Ghost girl's vase/memorial
[x] Training with Urahara

I haven't rolled a die on /tg/ in months. Christ.

Ghost girl flower errand memorial. Even if she is in SS, we promised. Maybe run into friends along the way. Then we see Hat and Clogs.

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>[X] A promise to keep
>[X] Training with Urahara later

“Well, I have a promise to keep. I‘ll be back later.”

With that, you finish your food and take your plate over to the sink where you wash it leaving your family looking at you confused.. A few minutes later you’re on the way down the road to find a flower shop. You know there’s one somewhere nearby, but you’re not entirely sure where it's at, as you've never been there.

>roll 1d20 to see how long it takes you

Rolled 20

>>25575746
Just call me Speedy Gonzales.

Rolled 20

>>25575746
This shouldn't take long... hopefully.
Ichigo really doesn't have an excuse if he screws this up.

Rolled 1

>>25575746
inb4 Vizard assault.

Rolled 9

>>25575746
Rolling

Rolled 5

>>25575766
Now I'm just wasting my 20s.

>>25575765
>>25575766
>>25575772
What the hell, guys?

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>>25575765
>>25575766
>>25575772

>>25575783
I AM A MAN OF PASSION

>>25575765
>>25575766
>>25575772
Well. That's... special.
Balances out to one nat 20, but... special.

Rolled 7

>>25575783
Easy.

Every year the Kurosaki family goes to visit their mom's grave. Along the way they usually buy flowers (I'm guessing)

Perfect in-character excuse for LOLFAST

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>>25575792
Forgot my picture.

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How do you even HUE HUE HUE CRITICAL on something like finding a flower shop?
We find the shop AND get free flowers AND meet someone with free information on the way?

>>25575800
Aye, this is truth.

Rolled 27

>>25575765
>>25575766
>>25575772
>>25575783
>>25575788
>>25575795
Apparently the Dice Gods don't want us breaking our promise to the little ghost girl.

>>25575765
>>25575766
>>25575772
Little girl, you were already flower. Also another hollow showed up just as we're leaving.

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>20

You stop before immediately reversing your direction as you smack yourself upside the head. Of course you know where a flower shop is. After all, you stop there every year…

Less then twenty minutes later you walk into the flower shop. Looking around, you find the flowers you normally buy, and will buy again soon, along with a vase before nodding to the clerk who gives you a sad smile.

Retracing the way to your house, you make your way towards the place where the memorial was. There’s nothing left there, not even the girl‘s ghost. But, as you place the flowers at the spot where the memorial rested, you offer up a pray for her, wherever she is.

As you get up, you give one last good look at the memorial.

“Good-bye.”

The words slip quietly out of your mouth as you stare at the place where your whole world changed. There’s no signs left of what happened, but you will never forget this spot for as long as you live.

“Kurosaki-kun?”

Turning around, you see your classmate Inoue Orihime staring at you, a small smile on her face. However, as you look at her, you see bandages covering her arm and what looks to be a wound on her leg.

>[ ]What happened to you? Did you fall?
>[ ] Nod at her and walk on
>[ ] ignore her and walk on
>[ ] Write in

Is there no Quest Thread General up? Or did it 404 while I was asleep?

>>25575991

>Ask what's up.

If she says she was hit by a fucking car, we're taking her to the clinic.

Also, if this is what I think it is, we need to ask Rukia for help in stalking the girl who we might have feelings for.

Wait until she gets weirded out before we explain that she might be targeted by a Hollow or something.

>>25575991
>>[X] Write in
"Ah, Inoue. Fancy seeing you here. What's going on? Are you okay?"
If she tries to skirt around the topic of her injury, press the matter.
She's just gonna do the ^_^ face and not tell us anything if we ask directly, I fear.

>>25575991
>[ ]What happened to you? Did you fall?

I vote informing Tatsuki about this, if she tries to downplay the issue.

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>>25575991
>[x]What happened to you? Did you fall?
>>25576034
Why would we need help stalking Tatsuki?

>>25576034
>Here

>>25576061

This is what I meant more than anything. Only jump her if she tries to dodge.

>>25575991
>[X] ignore her and walk on

>>25576034
>>25576061
>>25576072
These.


Also, if she asks why we're doing that, say that there was a memorial here a couple of days ago that some thugs desecrated.

>>25576099
My vote goes to these as well.

>>25576061
>>25576081
This. Not in the mood to put up with her self sacrificial bullshit right now.
Oh right. If she STILL insist on lolnothingisup we drag her. Bodily. Use Quincy enforcement if needed.

Rolled 8

[x] >>25576034
[x] >>25576061
[x] >>25576072

>>25576078
>long-haired Tatsuki
I don't think that will ever stop looking odd to me.

>>25576078

I'm not saying Tatsuki isn't best girl. She's a goddamned close second even if she isn't.

I'm thinking that we've already made Rukia blush multiple times. I'm thinking that if we tell her there's kinda another woman (In this case Orihime) she's going to think that we're both a playa and mentally deranged since we're getting her help in stalking her.

Then we left-field the Hollow reveal showing her that we're both a good guy and less of an asshole than she thinks.

Later (like a couple days from now) we straight up tell her we phrased it badly on purpose to fuck with her because hopefully by then we'll have more points with both of them and I want to see if her head explode into candy.

>>25576160
Rolling for 1.

>>25576142

Seconded.

>>25576160

She ranks for me because of the Karate thing or whatever. Got second place BARELY losing the top spot after doing the last three rounds with a broken arm.

I mean, I don't know if that's romance, bro, or whatever points for me.

I think it's all the different kinds of points at once, really.

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>>25576160
the philandering
it continues

>>25576142
>>25576202
Oh it DOES look odd. I just have a weird thing for ladymullets, and I don't really know why.

Rolled 10

>>25576296
It's okay. Everyone wants to bone MacGyver.

>>25576322
If Richard Dean Anderson could somehow grow perfectly sized breasts and become female since birth, I would fuck the shit out of her. And yes, I would call her "Colonel" while doing so.
Or if it was in a three-way with Amanda Tapping, because Golden Rule.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw

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>[X] What happened to you? Did you fall?
>[X] Take her to the Clinic

"Ah, Inoue. Fancy seeing you here. What's going on? Are you okay?"

As she points at her bandaged arm nonchalantly, she smiles. “Oh, this? I was hit by a car.”

Hit by a car?! Your expression seems to say it all as she rubs the back of her head embarrassedly.

“Last night I went out shopping to get something to drink and BAM! …I’ve been getting hit a lot lately.”

You stare at this girl who is chuckling as if it was a small embarrassment. “That’s no laughing matter! That’s a serious accident!”

She looks a little worried as you start to get irritated. “Well, it’s not like they hit me on purpose. I zone out a lot, so…”

As she leads off you stare at your old friend Tatsuki’s best friend incredulously before grabbing her by the hand. As her face flushes scarlet, you start leading her back to your house.

“Ah, Kurosaki-kun! W-where are you taking me!”

You glance back over your shoulder at her determinedly. “My house, my dad’s a doctor. He should look you over.”

Her face seems to turn even more red at this but you’re not having any of her half-sputtered excuses. Soon enough, you slam open the door to your father’s clinic and he turns to you surprised.

“Ichigo? What are you doing dragging a pretty girl in here…” He trails off as he sees the state of Inoue, his expression turning serious.

“Ichigo, what happened?”

Nodding in the direction of Inoue, you keep your eyes locked on your father. “She says she got hit by a car.”

A few minutes later, she’s being examined by your father in another room, leaving you alone.

>[ ] That wound on her leg was strange…
>[ ] I should be making my way to Urahara’s…
>[ ] Write in

Rolled 11

>>25576392
That wound seems odd.

SPIRITUAL RADAR GO!

>>25576392

>The wound on her leg.

Call Tatsuki and ask her to keep a VERY close eye on her for a little while. Then, check on her and our Father see if he thinks it's weird too.

See where that gets us.

>>25576392
>[ ] Write in

Call Tatsuki.

"Hey, I met Inoue while I was walking down the road. She's injured, claims that a car hit her. She's with Dad in the clinic right now."

"You wouldn't happen to know anything about it, would you?"

Then >[ ] That wound on her leg was strange…

>>25576430
>>25576426

Combine these. Then call Rukia and tell her to help us stalk another girl.

>>25576392
>[x] That wound on her leg was strange…

>>25576392
>>25576426
Track the reiatsu traces on Inoue's leg to hunt down the attacker

Rolled 2

>>25576426
>>25576430
By Kubo's powered combined...I don't know what, actually, but it'd probably make sense in hindsight. Yes, I know that's bullshit.

>>25576446

>Wound on Leg
>Tatsuki
>Rukia

This.

>meat uatsig

Such is the limits of flesh, Gatchpa

>>25576392
>[ ] That wound on her leg was strange…
>[ ] Call Tatsuki

We REALLY need to get some training in today, we can't be babysitting her, thats Tatsuki's job (and I want to get her some screentime). Tatsuki can keep her out of trouble for a few hours while we go learn how to swing a sword good.

Rolled 3

>>25576482
Sure, I'll roll to support the Kuboing! (tm).

Also, if we're alone would option one just be us talking outloud to ourself while hoping that Rukia's listening in?

>>25576530
Wait is it the weekend? 'Cuz otherwise your beloved Ta-chan is probably in class around now. If it is the weekend we can probably find her at her dojo, unless she's out of town for a competition.

Rolled 19

>>25576364
>Or if it was in a three-way with Amanda Tapping, because Golden Rule.
Oh god. Tapping's aged pretty nicely too. Just imagine if you got her spewing technobabble as you sent your probe through her stargate.

Rolled 17

>>25576577

Less p0rn, moar KUB0 please

>>25576594
Tapping Ms Tapping is always related.
Polite sage because that's not actually true, I just felt like making that godawful pun.

>>25576594
>Less p0rn
Dude, get used to it.
'Cause the internet is F-I-L-T-H-Y.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdwzZmDjpZs

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>[X] Call Tatsuki
>[X] That wound on her leg was strange…

You decide to call your old friend, Tatsuki. She’s best friends with Inoue, so it’d make sense to niform her. After all, three years ago you were witness to her only family dying before your eyes…

You snap out of it as the phone rings in your ear before its followe by a voice. “Hello, Arisawa residence.”

You’d recognize that voice anywhere. “Tatsuki, It’s me, Ichigo. Inoue’s over at my dad’s clinic. Apparently she was hit by a car.”

You hear her curse violently before you hear the phone hang up. A few minutes later, you see Tatsuki slam the door to your family’s clinic open, her chest heaving as she takes deep, gulping breaths. “Where is she?!”

Gesturing back at the room she went in, you stop her from opening the door only to receive a glare only to give one in turn.

“Calm down. She seemed mostly unhurt and my dad’s looking her over.”

At your words Tatsuki seems to relax. You wish you could do the same, but something about her wound was bothering you…

>19 spiritual detection

And that reason was that the leg seemed to stink with the Reiatsu of a hollow. Recalling the mysterious hamster-like hollow you saw yesterday, you can’t help but wonder if it was involved.

>[ ] Stick around to see how Inoue is
>[ ] Leave things to Tatsuki
>[ ] Write in

>sorry for delay, had to deal with a guerrilla wasfare spider.

Rolled 13

>>25576806
You gotta deal with those damned spiders man

>>25576806
>[ ] Leave things to Tatsuki

Bring soul candy and start sniffing around for Reiatsu traces.

Rolled 9

>>25576806
>[x] Leave things to Tatsuki
>[x] Hunt bastard down.

Then we can purify I totally mean rip & tear its Hollow bits.

Should we take/inform Rukia/Urahara - respectively - though?

>>25576879
I'll second it if we have the means to communicate with Rukia. Urahara will probably be too lazy, and he's got that "laying low" thing going on.

We might want to learn how to replicate Don Kanonji's spirit ball. I think Ichigo is too dumb for actual Kido, but having to get out of our body each time shit goes down? Yea, nah. Fuck that.

>>25576906
thats what quincy/full bringer powers are for

Rolled 17

>>25576894
I just meant informing Urahara about being late for the training. I don't expect him to really get involved unless a hole in the sky starts vomiting hollows. Wait, didn't that happen in the show at some point?

>>25576894

Also in agreement.

>Leave things to Tatsuki

>hunt hollow

>inform Rukia if possible

>>25576939
>Wait, didn't that happen in the show at some point?
May or may not have been Uryuu's fault because M-MUH REVENGE.
May. It might also have been Aizen.
And yea, not feeling like coming across as unreliable to a potential ally.
>>25576937
>>25576906
If you wanna go full meta, try to "acquire" one of those Reiatsu foci for impromptu lightsaber shenanigans.

Rolled 10

>>25577007
>for impromptu lightsaber shenanigans
It DOES give us a reason to go ahead with training for dual wielding...

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>>25577007
>you are now picturing Yosho battling Hollows

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>[X] Leave things to Tatsuki
>[X] Hunt hollow
>[X] Urahara and Rukia could help

If it was involved, if it wasn’t… That doesn’t matter. What matters is tracking the bastard that did it down. You could try to find Rukia and get her and Urahara help, or you could try to do it yourself with some help from the Pez Dispenser gadget Urahara gave you.

You nod at Tatsuki. “I’ve got things I have to take care of. I’m leaving Inoue to you.”

She can do more to help Inoue right now than you can.

Before she can reply, you’re already out the door. Looking down at the candy dispenser, you see a bunny’s head along with the words “Soul Candy” on it.

>[ ] Take the candy
>[ ] Go to Urahara’s shop.

>>25577118
>[ ] Take the candy. Nag about the ridiculous design.

>>25577118
Urahara first.

Let him know you're investigating, then ditch the meat there.

Better than someone tripping over it.

Rolled 9

>>25577118
>[ ] Take the candy

We can do this solo.

>>25577007

Speaking of Uryuu, when h starts talking the Quincy/Shinigami shit and acting self righteous, I vote we just grab his wrist and use his bow-charm to just place one round skyward.

Say nothing, just stare him in the eye until his sanity breaks entirely.

>>25577118

>Shop.

We've never met our stunt-double, so having him in a controlled environment would be best.

Also, leaving our body there means we have to go back for training eventually.

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>>25577118

If someone you just met gave you some suspicious candy, would you eat it?

>Go to Urahara's Shop

>>25577118
>[ ] Go to Urahara’s shop.

>>25577118

I vote we don't unleash Kon until at least one of our friends knows how to tell the difference and can keep an eye on him/us.

>>25576806
>her chest heaving
Tatsuki has a chest?

>>25577118
>[ ] Go to Urahara’s shop.

IC, we want Rukia on this if possible. She's a professional, while we're a newbie who doesn't really understand how to use his own powers.

OOC, I don't want to ditch our body in the middle of the damn street. That will lead to awkward questions.

>>25577162

>Stunt-double.

Alright, regardless of how this vote goes, I'm putting the vote forth now:

Kon is officially called our 'stunt double' not our replacement, not a mod-soul or anything like that.

Something about the way it sounds resonates with our Ichigo's snark and the quest's logic.

>>25577254

Are we gonna still call him "Kon"? I always thought it was a stupid name, and he's too much of a bro for a stupid name

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>[X] Urahara’s shop

Pocketing the Soul Candy, you make your way to Urahara’s shop. It might take a little while, but you’re still new at this whole Shinigami thing. It’d be best to get Rukia’s help. As you walk up to the shop, you see Urahara sitting out front in the shade, next to a cat.

As he sees you, he calls out to you! “Hey, Ichigo, over here!”

Making your way over, you sit down at the spot he gestures towards. You look around, but there’s no sign of Rukia.

“Miss Kuchiki went back to Soul Society, if you’re looking for her.”

Your head snaps back to Urahara, who is wearing his default look of constant amusement as he waves a hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it. She has to report in every so often, Ichigo. It’ll keep her superiors from getting suspicious.

“Now, then, is there anything I can do for you?”

As you explain the situation to Urahara, he looks thoughtful. “A hollow, hmm? Does she have any family?”

You shake your head. “She had an older brother, but he died three years ago.”

He looks interested. “How do you know this?”

You remember that day, three years ago. “I was the one who opened the door. As I was about to leave for school, I heard the clinic bell ring, but it wasn’t open yet.

“There’s was a girl there with her brother on her back.Apparently it had been a car accident, blood was everywhere. There’s was nothing we could do and he died before an ambulance could arrive.”

“Hmmm, a car accident you say? Doesn’t that sound awfully familiar?”

Your blood seems to freeze as your mind snaps back to Inoue’s words from earlier. ‘Oh, this? I was hit by a car.’

>>25577595
You feel a sense of vertigo as you look down at you body, thanks to Urahara’s cane. “Often, Ichigo, hollows go after those who were closest to them in life. So, here’s another test for you: Stop the hollow of your friend’s brother before he can murder and consume her.”

At his words you snap out of your funk and…
>[X] Keep trying to track the presence of the hollow (1d20)
>[X] Follow around Inoue in spirit form
>[X] Write in

>>25577606
Can't we just let Inoue die?

>>25577606
>[X] Follow around Inoue in spirit form

Rolled 2

>>25577606
[X] Keep trying to track the presence of the hollow

Let's hurry and kill this thing.

>>25577606
>Follow Inoue around in spirit form

Rolled 5

>>25577606
>[X] Keep trying to track the presence of the hollow (1d20)

We go on the offensive.

>>25577623
But how will we get a convenient med-pod then?

Rolled 3

>>25577606
Both 1 and 2.

We follow her, and keep a sixth sense out for the Hollow.

Rolled 1

>>25577669
Oh my.

Rolled 20

>>25577606

>Stalk Inoue.

>>25577690
KUUUUUUUUUUUUUBO.

Rolled 5

>>25577690

Dammit.

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>>25577649
>>25577668
>>25577669
Following her around in spirit form is looking pretty appealing right no--
>>25577690
>>25577699
>pic

Rolled 12

>>25577699
>>25577690

Go home dice gods, you're drunk.

>>25577606
>[X] Follow around Inoue in spirit form

We know where our prey is going to be. The hunter becomes the hunted.

>>25577623
No. We don't have to romance her (Tatsuki or bust) but we're not gonna let a nice girl die. Also, Tatsuki would be devastated.

Rolled 6

>>25577699

Nat 1 followed by Nat 20, within the first 10 rolls

[x[ Keep trying to track her

>>25577718
>Tatsuki or bust

I see what you did there.

Rolled 18

>>25577699
Stalk

>>25577718

Honestly, I think we should avoid openly going after any one girl. Just kinda throw the line out there and see who bites.

Then, act uncomfortable with romance because we're a danger magnet. After all, there has to be a better choice for these girls than us.

See how long it takes for the situation to implode.

That said, I'm willing to aim for Tatsuki if you promise to help go after Rukia when/if that falls through or she's open to threesomes.

Rolled 7

>>25577776

Knowing us, Cosgrove will make us roll for sexual performance just to watch us freak out when we get a nat1

>>25577798
Tatsuki: "So that sword really WAS compensating for something."

>>25577623
alternatively, we can let her live. 10 threads later, Cosgrove, seeing as we're in full PENIS HUT difficulty, will copy paste KUROSAKI KUN every 2 sentences or so.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT KUROSAKI KUNS

>>25577798

>We instead rolll ten consecutive 20s.

>Collapse after walking in the clinic.

>Demand a glass of orange-juice and an IV drip from our Father.

>>25577798
>Make

>Implying he wouldn't just put it as an option

Rolled 4

>>25577623
second.

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>[X] Keep trying to track the presence of the hollow (1d20)
>[X] Follow around Inoue in spirit form

You decide it would probably be best to try to feel for the hollow, but as you reach out to try to feel for its presence, there’s nothing. At your frustrated look, Urahara gives you a pat on the back.

“Don’t worry, Ichigo, it’s probably lurking in Hueco Mundo waiting for its next move. It’ll show up eventually. Don‘t worry about your body, I‘ll keep an eye on it.”

Nodding your head, you decide to head back to the clinic to keep an eye on Inoue in your Shinigami form. It takes you less time then you did as a human, but even as you run you keep an eye out for any sign of the hollow’s presence.

When you arrive to your family’s house and business, you see Tatsuki escorting Orihime out of the clinic doors, looking frustrated. They seem to be in the middle of a conversation…

.>[ ] Get closer and listen in
>[ ] Keep your distance and respect their privacy
>[ ] Write in

>>25577902
[X] Get closer and listen in

Time to play Ichigo as a jerk.

Rolled 1

>>25577902
>>[ ] Write in
metagame that we know they can see us and say "Hi!"

Before anyone starts any Waifuing bullshit, I'm just gonna go ahead and field the possibility of sticking it into anyone who wants it.

Not because I want a Harem, not because I want to end the Waifu arguments, but because I have a more.... interesting idea.

Ichigo is a fucked up and absurdly powerful because of his heritage, right?

Am I the only one who wants to see what the next generation of his family's going to look like if he knocks up a bunch of spiritually powerful/sensitive women?

There will be a tiny horde of Mary-Sue hollow ravageing kids between us and our Sisters.

>>25577902
>[ ] Get closer and listen in

We might get an idea of where Inoue's Hollow stalker might strike next.

>>25577929
Damn...

Rolled 13

>>25577929
Dice gods frown upon metagaming

>>25577929
well, that went well.

>>25577902
>[x] Get closer and listen in
I mean we ARE a teenage guy, and the girl we have years of unresolved romantic tension with is having girl talk while we're in the perfect position to be the proverbial fly on the wall.

Rolled 9

>>25577929

This.

If no reaction, stay reasonably close to them.

>>25577902
>[ ] Get closer and listen in
>>25577929
We're not Aizen anon. Dice confirmed it.

Rolled 13

>>25577902

>[x] Get closer and listen in

>>25577929
They couldn't see shit until after they get attacked. Even then, Tatsuki could only see blurs.

Rolled 20

>>25577902
>[X] Get closer and listen in

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>>25578032
Noice.
>>25577929
<--
.
We do this >>25577947
.
.
>>25577944
Also, that could prove... Fruitful, yes. But then again...

>>25577929
>>25578032

Status Qubo

Rolled 9

>>25578001
>>25578027
>>25578058

The hell?

>>25578032
I should start using a name, my 20s are infinite.

>>25578077
Formatting issues. IGNORE THEM.

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>[x] Get closer and listen in

It’s probably wrong and you’d get your ass kicked if they found out, but you can’t help it, you are a teenage male after all. Who could pass up an opportunity to listen in their conversation without being noticed?

“You totally wasted that chance!”

As Tatsuki looks irritated, you see Inoue look uncertain. “You think so?”

Tatsuki nods confidently. “Yup. At times like that you just gotta go for it! You should have used your leg as an excuse for you to lean on him!”

Your brow furrows as you listen in, starting to feel uncomfortable. “Then, as you two go near a place where nobody’s around…. You pull him into a dark place and TAKE HIM DOWN!”

You stare at Tatsuki, her face flushed, breathing deeply as Inoue looks shocked. Maybe, maybe they’re just talking about fighting-

“Don’t worry! For you, just grab your breast and he’ll be the aggressive one! Then it’s all his fault!”

Your mind crashes as you watch Tatsuki laugh and gesture lewdly as she talks to Inoue about… You shake your head frantically, trying to maintain composure.

This isn’t the time for that, damn it!

>roll me 2d20s

Rolled 2, 20 = 22

>>25578135

Oh lorddy

Rolled 17, 6 = 23

>>25578135
Fail this dice.

Rolled 13, 20 = 33

>>25578135
Okay.

Rolled 15, 17 = 32

>>25578135
Tatsuki wut

Rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>25578135
>Rolled 1, 1 = 2

Rolled 14, 18 = 32

>>25578135
This bodes...

Ill.

Rolled 19, 4 = 23

>>25578135
Y'know, I wouldn't mind if Tatsuki were to "take us down".

Rolled 20 + 1

>>25578135
I'm helping!

>>25578152
>>25578169
>>25578177

...
This is so like us.

Rolled 8, 14 = 22

>>25578135
Rolling to escape pervy Tatsuki.

Rolled 1, 16 = 17

>>25578177

Wut

Rolled 19, 3 = 22

>>25578177
No I'm not! Fuck!

Rolled 5, 11 = 16

>>25578135
ROLL THEM DICE

>>25578177
You roll multiple dice by doing 2d20, not 1d20+1d20.

/tg/ dice cannot into that formatting, so it just thinks you're asking for 1d20+1.

Rolled 3 + 1

>>25578177
Remember taht issue a few threads back where we rolled a 1d20 and a 1d3 at the same time, and the second roll was always a 1?
Testing to see if it applies to dice+1d20+1d20 as well

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

>>25578177
The hell?

Rolled 13 + 1

>>25578202

Rolled 9, 3 = 12

>>25578212
Apparently it does apply.

Rolled 13, 1 = 14

>>25578177
>>25578212
Yep, same issue, like >>25578210 says

>>25578216
Stahp.

That as bad as 1d1 trolling.

Rolled 13, 16 = 29

>>25578233
More crit fails?!

>>25578251
Got to make them deposits in that Kubo Bank.

Rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>25578233
I have no excuse for that 1, other than being that anon from previous threads who kept rolling 1.

Rolled 8, 14 = 22

>>25578135


>>25578169
Nubum! You've brought your lucky dice with you I see

Rolled 10, 16 = 26

>>25578287
Here, have a counter fail. Hopefully.

>>25578293
I seem to always bring them for this quest, whether I namefag or not.

Rolled 18, 20 = 38

>>25578210
Fuck me sideways, I am so sorry for my ignorance. Thank you for the info.

>>25578367
Holy shit! Have I been redeemed?

Rolled 20, 5 = 25

>>25578380
Not yet.

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>1
>20x2!

Despite how hard you try, you can‘t help it! Tatsuki’s words and actions, even in your ghostly form, are too distracting. You can’t help but stare at them as your mind begins to wander as you follow them into Inoue’s apartment.

However, you feel the presence before you see it and react by grabbing the two of them from behind and pulling them back. The fact that your hands mange to cop a nice a feel also helps…

Shaking your head frantically, you pull Zangetsu off of your back, the bandages wrapped around it like a sheath unraveling as you bring the blade forward.

In front of you is a hollow with a humanoid upper body and a lower body like that of a snake. Putting yourself between the hollow and your classmates, you hold yourself in a guarded stance as the hollow, Inoue’s older brother, roars at you.

>1d20

Rolled 3

>>25578392

Rolled 9

>>25578392
Kill.

Rip.


MAIM.

Rolled 18

>>25578392
LET'S SEE SOME ACTION

Rolled 1

>>25578392
Not today asswipe!

Rolled 7

>>25578392
SNICKETY-SLICE!

Rolled 17

>>25578392
Khorne guide our Blade!

Rolled 2

>>25578392

Time for GETSUGA TENSHO

Rolled 3

>>25578392
Welp KUBO mode here we go

Rolled 4

>>25578392
MORE SOULS TO FEED MY STEEL

Rolled 11

>>25578427
Annnnd you had to ruin it.

Rolled 2

>>25578392
Rolli--
>>25578427
...Let's see how bad I'll make things.

Rolled 2

>>25578427
I think you mean "today asswipe!"

Rolled 9

>>25578427
FUCK! First I can't into rolling, now this?

Rolled 20

>>25578427

why

Rolled 12

>>25578453
Because

Rolled 4

>>25578392

ROLLING TO SAVE THE DAY!

Rolled 5

>>25578392
>>25578411
>>25578416
>>25578427
>>25578438
>>25578439
>dem rolls
well we're fucked

>>25578453
why

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>>25578453

>>25578453
because
crits

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Rolled 18

>>25578461

>>25578427
>>25578453

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Rolled 12

>>25578464
>>25578453
Fucking KUBO

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>1d20

>1

As you try to attack it, its claws slam you into the ground before its tail whips into your torso. You feel every blow painfully before you hear a scream. Looking up, you see Inoue staring a Tatsuki being held in seemingly in midair, as the hollow grips her in its claws, preparing to rend her asunder

>How do you react?
>another 1d20

Rolled 12

>>25578392
KUUUUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOOO

Rolled 11

>>25578541

Cut the arm off.

Rolled 18

>>25578541
You know what?


Shinigami bullshit isn't working out.

Time for some Blut.

Rolled 7

>>25578541
He's hurting Tatsuki?
HE'S HURTING TATSUKI!
ICHIGO SMASH!

Rolled 2

>>25578541

RIP AND TEAR!

Rolled 5

>>25578541
>How do you react?

Fuck this. Evacuate the civilians first.

Rolled 6

>>25578541
Slam Zangetsu into the hollow's mask!

>>25578558
Okay, dice confirmed for wanting us to Quincy the shit out of things.

Rolled 4

>>25578541

Sword him right in the face. End it now.

Rolled 4

>>25578541

AIM FOR THE MASK WITH ZANGETSU

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Rolled 13

>>25578558
Fuck that forever.

Do you really want to erase Inoue's brother from existence?

Rolled 7

>>25578575
arrows pls

>>25578594
No. We merely Blut him until he's too weak to move, then shiv his face in.

>>25578608
I kind want to talk to him first before that. I have a theory I want to test.

>>25578635
Then we do that, then shiv his face in.

>>25578635
Gonna interrogate him for info on Hueco Mundo?

Rolled 9

>>25578541
Voting for blut then shiv.

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Rolled 13

>>25578541
Surprise power up pls

>18

With a cry of effort you free an arm and slam Zangetsu into his face. You hear a crack as it roars in agony, dropping Tatsuki and retreating backwards. As you get up it glares at you through its fingers and you can see a crack running down its mask.

Behind you you can hear Inoue helping Tatsuki up as the two of them sound frightened and confused, Tatsuki’s voice intermixed with wheezing.

>Actions?
>another d20

Rolled 7

>>25578693
Blut!

Blut!

Blut!

Rolled 4

>>25578693
Finish it! Slash him with Zangetsu.

Rolled 13

>>25578693
HNNNNGGG

Rolled 6

>>25578693
Interrogate, let >>25578635 test his theory.

Rolled 4

>>25578693
Make sure Tatsuki gets out of here. Only takes two to tango.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRQlrIkj3GY

Rolled 11

>>25578693
...Stab him more?

>>25578706
Oh, whoops.


Yeah, Interrogate. Then sword him.

Rolled 13

>>25578693

Talk to him and let >>25578635 try out his theory

Rolled 2

>>25578693
INTERROGATION!

Rolled 19

>>25578763
fuck.

>>25578653
I was actually thinking we could convince him to try what we did back in thread one. I know he isn't descended from shinigami blood, but it's worth a shot. If we can turn a hollow back into a plus or even a minus let a lone achieve any spiritual mutations allowing the soul to keep it's humanity- we have a case for trying to do so for other unfortunate souls. We could make a better system than what Rukia and Urahara laid out for us.

>>25578778
Dice gods be fickle.

Rolled 2

>>25578693
We quincy now.

>>25578781
...Are you high?

That'll never work.

Let's just stab him.

Rolled 18

>>25578793
>>25578763

Turn off your dice plox.

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“What the hell do you think you’re doing? That’s your sister and her friend you bastard!”

The eyes of the mask narrow and a distorted voice comes out of its mouth. “After I died, Orihime used to pray for me everyday. A year or so later, she became friends with that girl and had to watch as the days she prayed for me diminished! Then she entered high school and you appeared, Kurosaki Ichigo…”

This guy, the way he thinks of his sister, it really pisses you off.

“AND SHE STOPPED PRAYING FOR ME ALTOGETHER!”

He opens his mouth and acid spits out towards you.

>actions
>roll2d20

Rolled 11, 8 = 19

>>25578886
Are Orihime and Tatsuki still behind us?

If yes, then Blut Vene.

Rolled 5, 9 = 14

>>25578886

Blut until weaker, carve face.

He's too far gone, now.

>>25578897
If no, then dodge.

Rolled 3, 8 = 11

>>25578886
RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 1, 12 = 13

>>25578886

Grab the girls, jump out the window, and get them running away.

Rolled 6, 18 = 24

>>25578886
"Listen, tall pale and angry, I know it's probably hard for you to accept it, but people can't spend their whole life grieving. You wanna talk about it? I mean, normal people can't see me right now, so I could go steal us a six pack and we can sit up on the roof and hang out for a while."

Rolled 19, 5 = 24

>>25578886
Blut that shit right back at him.

Then face-stab.

Rolled 16, 3 = 19

>>25578886

>block with Zangetsu and reprimand him for being so selfish and not wanting to see his sister happy

Family is Ichigo's big thing, especially since he feels it's his fault that his mom died

Rolled 6, 20 = 26

>>25578899
These actions

>>25578886
She's still wearing your hairpins idiot

>>25578918
He hasn't eaten even a thousandth of the souls he needs before he can be reasoned with.

Rolled 13, 5 = 18

>>25578886

FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Rolled 3, 9 = 12

>>25578886
Rol-
>>25578914
This will end JUST wonderfully.
Like I'm one to talk

Rolled 19, 16 = 35

>>25578886

Block the acid with Zangetsu and yell at him for being so selfish, and not wanting to see his sister be happy

Rolled 20, 9 = 29

>>25578946

>One and a twenty

This will be interesting.

>>25578970
>1 and two 20s

>>25578937
Yes, but (in-character) we don't really know the math there yet. Also the mental image of Ichigo in full Shinigami garb and Sora still in full Hollow mode sitting up on the roof with a six pack and talking about women amuses me.

Rolled 9, 17 = 26

>>25578982
nobody replied to my 20 ;A;

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>1
>20

You Can’t move, not if you want Inoue and Tatsuki to live. You Can’t see anyway to dodge. The only way to save them is to take the hit yourself. As the acid slams into your body, it causes agonizing pain as it eats into you.

But…

YOU WON’T LOSE TO THIS GUY!

Gritting your teeth, you force your body to toughen up as your spiritual energy flares around you. Your shinigami outfit’s top is burned away by the acid, but the flash underneath is intact, covered in a strange pattern. You can use it to toughen up your body, but it feels different from how you increased your strength before, like you can only use one of the other.

You bring Zangetsu up to ready an attack but you hear a gasp behind you. “A monster!”

>What do you do?

Rolled 12

>>25579087
Go for the finisher.

Quickly.

Maintain the Vene as we try to finish him with Zangetsu.

>>25579087
Shout for them to run, also stab this guy quick.

No need for Inoue to know her brother turned into some crazed naga who wants to kill her for shitty reasons.

Rolled 17

>>25579087

"If you can hear me, keep your head down." With a glance over the shoulder at the voice.

Then, open an entire BARREL of Ass-whoop.

So have you considered switching to d100?

Because to be frank, this shit can only be described as bananas.

Rolled 19

>>25579087
FINISH HIM OFF THEN GO BACK.

>>25579087
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

Then FINISH HIM

>>25579143
>this shit can only be described as bananas.
Sounds about right, considering the source material.

Rolled 12

>>25579143
>>25579087
Nah m8 its fine.