BLEACH QUEST VTHE FULL KUBO STRIKES BACKPrevious threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded.>CRITICAL MASTER IFrom now on any and all crits, good or bad, are stored to be used on the next roll, exponential affecting it if there’s more than one.Now, that being said, let’s recap what happened last time.After you make your way to school you talk to Chad before deciding to have lunch on the roof with your friends, dragging the new guy with you. However, as you’re about to sit down, you sense a presence and decide to ditch school and investigate.Seeing a hollow attack a young boy’s ghost you go to its rescue, somehow reinforcing your body and blowing it, along with the area behind it, to smithereens. Following this, you decide to try to snake back into school, however you fail so spectacularly you find yourself holding water buckets outside the class for your antics. After school, you decide to go with Rukia to find Urahara. On the way you ask your father about your mother’s relatives, which he refuses to answer, and very successfully flirt with Rukia. You meet Urahara and he invites you into his store to talk. However, when Rukia demands answer from him, he grows very stern.>The smirk fades from his face. An ominous feeling seemed to emanate from the shop keeper. “If you two want me to tell you anything, you’ll have to prove that you’re capable of handling it.”(1/2)
(2/2)>Picking up a cane laying next to him, he stands up before, lightning fast, he shoves it at your forehead and you soon find yourself standing above your body, clothed in the garb of a Shinigami.>“If you two want to know the truth, you’ll have to pass my tests. We’ll start with the weakest link.”>Suddenly, it feels like there’s a pressure pushing down on your from this man. It’s relentless and leaves you feeling weak kneed. It cuts off seconds later, but you still feel weak. Urahara lets out a snort.>“Pathetic. You want to make an enemy of Sosuke Aizen like this? You might as well go ahead and roll over dead as you are now. You think you can stand up to someone who has mastered many of the Shinigami arts when you don’t even know your own Zanpakuto’s name?”>Staring at the both of you with derision, he makes his way over across the room and jabs at something, revealing a ladder leading down into a pit.>“I’ll be generous. I’ll tell you both everything…>“If you can manage not to die in a fight against me, Kurosaki Ichigo.”>[ ] Accept>[ ] Refuse>[ ] Write in
Rolled 6>>25540570Rollin' to seduce.
Hollowquest was here, Schrödinger could kick Ichigo's gay ass six ways to Sunday.
>>25540570>[ ] AcceptWe didn't die when we were killed before. Twice in fact.Surely we got this.
>>25540570>[x] Write in"Seriously, Moondoggie? It's pretty obvious from how you're treating this that you're one of those 'I act like a harmless joker to hide just how badass I really am.' types, while I'm just a random guy who doesn't even know HOW to use this sword. And you expect me to fight you. Do you just get your rocks off on murdering high school kids or something?">>25540626Really? You're really gonna make all of us look bad by shitposting in another quest thread? Guys, ignore him he doesn't speak for the rest of the Hollowquest readership.
>>25540667I'm just having fun.Though I'd like to see if Ichigo could take Schrödinger.
>>25540711This Ichigo, or canon Ichigo, and if it's canon, at what point in the series?
>>25540725This Ichigo, it'd only be fitting that the two questvatars face off against one another.
...So, Hollowquest, done hijacking this thread?
>>25540570>[X] AcceptCall him a piss-womble and go for his hat
>>25540747I think risa would winif only due to fatebreak
>>25540945Whaddya know, your mary sue munchkin fanfic would win over a character actually made for a good story. Could you please leave?
>>25540747Well this Ichigo, at this point, would get his shit pushed in, plain and simple. We're about to die horribly against Urahara. We've only killed ONE Hollow so far. We DIED to those three thugs from the start of the first episode, for fuck's sake.
>>25540972rerolls tend to lead to victory
>>25540667I second this.
>>25540978But the question is, Will Hat & Cogs tell us what's going down after he kills us?
>>25540978>>25540997Just ignore the Hollowquest trolls.
>>25540570I never said shit about fighting Aizen for you I just wanted to know what was going on you ass. Shit from where I stand your the evil one.
>>25540978I don't think it counts as a contest when one is a fanfic 'original character do not steal'. Of course it has the god like powers. That's the thing I like about Bleachquest, we actually have an ARC and challenges to overcome rather than have everything given to us on a platter.
>Now, now. Let's all play nice.>[X] Seriously?!>[X] Seduce?Your body is still shaken, but only on thing can go through your mind: “Really?”As Urahara and Rukia turn towards you, you realize you must have spoken out loud. Keeping your momentum, you let yourself get angry.“You’re some ancient as hell Shinigami guy. I haven’t had any any experience fighting like this and you expect me not to die instantly?”He seems to be listening to your words, so you continue with your argument, blathering on like Keigo would. “How would I even do anything without some sort of training. Besides you’re a…handsome and reasonable man.”The shocked, stony looks from the two make fear run down your spine. Oh god, you went full Keigo. Terror seems to shroud your heart at the ill-intent from your two companions before you continue.>[X] Accept“So, as I was saying… I’ll accept.”Walking awkwardly, past Urahara, you climb down the ladder. Hell, if you die, this might never be spoken of to anyone.After a long ass climb, you find yourself in a large pit with a blue sky overhead. Fairly certain that this breaks numerous building codes, you prepare yourself as Urahara approaches you while Rukia sits off to the side.Urahara stares at you intently. “You ready, Kurosaki?”He’s only got a cane and you’ve got a sword on your back. How bad can this go?>roll me 1d20
Rolled 6>>25541104ERE WE GO
Rolled 8>>25541104>How bad can this go?Very! KUBO!!
Rolled 18>>25541104Nat 1 time?Nat 1 time
Rolled 15>>25541104Preparing for full Kubo
>One person mentions Hollow Quest.>Everyone starts shitting on it.Really, faggots?
Rolled 16>>25541104PENIS HUT GUIDE MY DIIIIIIIIIICE!
Rolled 3>>25541104Throw a rock at him.
Rolled 1>>25541143>He’s only got a cane and you’ve got a sword on your back. How bad can this go?Badly
Rolled 10>>25541172Well we're dead. Again.
Rolled 8>>25541172Ah, Nat 1, how I missed you so.Lets see how many we can acquire.
Rolled 13>>25541172Maybe I should stop rolling, this is the second time this has happened
>>25541172I think we can stop rollin' now.
Rolled 16>>25541212No, keep rolling. This is wonderful.This wouldn't be FULL KUBO without nat 1s.
Rolled 5>>25541172this can only end badly
Rolled 5Let's see how badly this can go...
Rolled 20>>25541212No. Do keep rolling. It's more fun this way.
Rolled 8rerollling for a 20cmon dice
Rolled 20>>25541286Aw yeah, nat 20.Fuck yeah Kubo
>>25541286Nat 20 counters nat 1, we can go back to working off the first three rolls now
>>25541286>>25541304THAT'S TWO! SUCK IT HAT AND CLOGS!
Rolled 17>>25541304>>25541286Well done chaps
Rolled 19>>25541304oh godWhy are randomly generated number patterns so amusing?
Rolled 2>>25541304Are we going to get another chain of 20s?
>>25541304Welp.We're going full Kubo now.
>>25541304Things may be going ok.I'm not going to tempt fate with another roll though...
Rolled 20>>25541319Ichigo can be very seductive when he needs to be.
>>25541359>>25541304Okay I think we're done here.
>>25541359WhatWhat is going on Stahp Kubo
>>25541359So...Ichigo seduces Hat and Clogs to drop his guard...?
Rolled 3>>25541418Kubo pls no
>>25541418I like where this is headed
Rolled 5>>25541459There are no brakes on the Kubo train
>>25541359>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride>I want to get off Mr Kubo's Wild Ride
Rolled 2>>25541523THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Rolled 15This thread always bring me many lulz
Rolled 17Dice for the dice god.Criticals for the Kubo pool.
Rolled 16And then Kubo said to the men "go fetch me which cannot be found" and the men cried "oh Lord Kubo how do we fetch what cannot be found" and Kubo replied "roll a 20"
Rolled 6>The Twentying is always hilariousAs you stare at him, you feel supremely confident in yourself. If you can finish him off fast, you think you might be able to win! You run at him, unsheathing the sword on your back and take a swing at him. He dodges to the left, barely, and you follow it up with several more attacks.Once you feel you have a pattern, you use one hand to swing at him, which he raises his hand to block while you swing your other fist at him, trying to replicate what you did to the hollow earlier. You then drop your grip on the sword and follow with another punch to the gut.As your fists connects you see him go flying backwards and smash into a large rock. Moments later, yo see him get up and spit blood out, hatless, before he reaches down into the rubble and replaces it.With a grim grin, Urahara pull on his can, revealing its nature as a sword cane. “So, that’s how you’re fighting, huh?”As he points the blade at you,you feel pressure build from him. “However, out of the two of us, only one of us had what can be called a Zanpakuto. Look at you, swinging that blade of yours. Do you even know its name?”Murderous intent surrounds you, but you easily endure it. “Kurosaki Ichigo, let me show you how powerful a shinigami who fights alongside his Zanpakuto really is.“Awaken, Benihime.”>roll 2d20
Rolled 2, 14 = 16>>25541762
Rolled 20, 16 = 36>>25541762KUUUUUBOOOOO
Rolled 6, 5 = 11>>25541762Punch him in the face.
Rolled 20, 18 = 38>>25541762Stab him with his own sword
Rolled 2, 8 = 10>>25541762>Rolled 1, 1 = 2
Rolled 17, 2 = 19>>25541762Ah fuck
Rolled 3, 19 = 22>>25541762Jesus, these twenties!
Rolled 15, 4 = 19>>25541805>>25541800This thread.
Rolled 18, 2 = 20>>25541762DICE
Rolled 7, 12 = 19>>25541762Looks like I need snake eyes to maintain status quo.
Rolled 9, 15 = 24>>25541842Fuck the status quo
Rolled 13, 13 = 26>>25541800>>25541805>Even MORE Twenties have been rolled
Rolled 12, 18 = 30nat 40 get.
Rolled 2, 2 = 4>>25541884Haha that's not how it works. You didn't even offer a virgin.
Rolled 9, 17 = 26>>25541904Oh god so close
Rolled 11, 11 = 22>>25541904You dick, don't scare me like that.
Rolled 20, 5 = 25>>25541976>>25541904wut?
Rolled 2, 15 = 17>>25541762Wait! We need music for our crits. It can be taken EITHER WAY, too.http://youtu.be/1lsn2tT5yTc
Rolled 10, 15 = 25>>25541976>>25541904What's with this?
Rolled 14, 18 = 32>>25541987Third 20, we're going to kill hat 'n clogs by accident guys.
Rolled 4, 13 = 17>>25541987Fuck!
Rolled 15, 2 = 17>>25541874>>25541904>>25541976What.>>25541987>pic
Rolled 15, 10 = 25>>25542036double nat 1s to reclaim the balance of Kubo
Rolled 13, 16 = 29>>25542052>>25541998This is kind of odd. Both of these rolls are me.
Rolled 4, 12 = 16>>25542061SPITE!
Rolled 4, 12 = 16>>25542061>not wanting even more nat 20s
Rolled 5, 7 = 12>>25541800>>25541805>>25541987You know... We were asked to roll two twenties, and all of our criticals were for the first roll.yfw the first roll was Urahara's attack and the second was our chance to survive it?
Rolled 15, 5 = 20>>25542085>>25542087How did you guys do that?
Rolled 12, 4 = 16>>25542085>>25542087watGuys, I think we broke the RNG.
>>25542095I don't care I got two 20's
Rolled 13>roll 2d20>20x3>16Your body, its strength still enhanced, reacts instantaneously, propelling you backwards as an explosion of energy consumes where you’d just been. Instinctively, you bring up the sword as Urahara is immediately upon you, swinging his blade. Even though it’s a glancing blow, you seem to reinforce the blade the same way you did your body, resulting in the attack, rather than cutting through it and into you, merely deflecting it.As you distance yourself, you don’t think you could deflect another attack like that, as your blade is covered in cracks.“Its impressive you’ve instinctually figured out the Quincy technique Blut Arterie, but it won’t help you too much. That technique can make you strong enough to hurt me, but its useless for defending you.“Its disappointing. Even though you resisted turning into a hollow, your power did not solidify. It merely bloated into the shape of a sword."You're disappointing. You lack any of your father's talent. I've lost interest in you.">1d20 dear friends
Rolled 3, 19 = 22>>25542114Now do it again in reverse.
Rolled 14>>25542132Let's roll.
Rolled 17>>25542132Off with his limbs!
Rolled 16>>25542132Let's see if we can BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD again like in the first thread.
Rolled 19>>25542132What a cock, lost interest in us? Fuck that, let's show him what the fuck is up.
Rolled 4>>25542132And here we go
Rolled 7>>25542132Punch him in the face.
Rolled 8>>25542132Le Murde
Rolled 8>>25542132Awaiting crit fail and Urahara puts us out of our miser.
Rolled 11>>25542132Punch him in the dick
Rolled 4>>25542132Quicny powered thousand years of death ought to shut him up
Rolled 14>>25542132LET'S SEE SOME ACTION>twenty VICTORYCaptcha has high expectations
Rolled 14>>25542132Stop!Kubo time!
Rolled 8>>25542186Why not go the full monty and just shove a hand stick in there?
Rolled 19>>25542132cmon Kubo, give us a 20
Rolled 10>>25542197This thread is nothing but spam as people try to abuse full kubo for nat 20s. We will never get another roll that isn't a nat 1 or a nat 20. This quest is becoming very dull for me, and here I had high hopes for it.
Rolled 1>>25542204Sure why not?
Rolled 14>>25542244OH SHIT COUNTERKUBO NOW
Rolled 14>>25542244cue spam of people trying to get nat 20s to fix this.
Rolled 15>>25542244GOD DAMMITWait, do we still have 20s stocked?
Rolled 20>>25542244fffffffffffFUCKI'm cool with this
>>25542242That was my only roll, dude.
>>25542273You drooling mongoloids will flip a shit about this.
Rolled 9>>25542268No we used them al->>25542273well then
Rolled 12>>25542268No, we burned the three of them on disappointing Kieske and making him say our father is better than us. Which is an odd response to 3 20s, but whatever.
Rolled 4>>25542273Oh thank Kubo
>>25542273And we're saved.
Rolled 20>>25542273What the stick sodomy?
>>25542275I'm not saying you specifically, I'm saying this thread in general.
>>25542291He's kind of a dick like that.
>>25542309We win. GG, Urahara. Gee. Gee.
Rolled 3>>25542132Only had powers for two days and not as strong as someone with centuries experiance? Time to die. GET FUCKED MOON DOGGIE!
Rolled 17>>25542291>roll 3 nat 20s>we disappoint himwat
Rolled 11>>25542309It's happening
this thread's going far too well
I think we should switch to a d100. More validity to the crits, then.
Rolled 19>>25542345I think he was just trying to goad us into using our Shinigami power.Nat 20 says it worked.
You really should just borrow HollowQuest's rules OP. AzureEarth is an old hand, and I'm sure he'd like to help you.
Rolled 15>>25542385screw off we don't like your kind here
Rolled 5>>25542385>>25542381>>25542417Last time this shit came up we wasted 3/4 of a thread
Rolled 14>>25542382I guess.He's kinda a dick in canon so it makes sense
Rolled 5>>25542385fuck HollowQuests rulesthese are KUUUUBOOOOO's rules
Alright guys, stop rolling. We've got our nat 20s
Rolled 5>>25542467No.I'm going to try and channel maximum full kubo for another 1
Rolled 9>>25542478That didn't fail the way I intended it to
Rolled 9>>25542478I'll help, I'm craving a little bit of that old fashioned Kubo failure.
Rolled 15>>25542512Good man
Rolled 20>>25542467b-but muh KUUUUUBOOOOO
>>25542439>>25542478>>25542500>>25542512Just stop rolling and let Kubo do his thing.
Rolled 17>>25542538Fucking Kubo, how does he work?!
>>25542538Haha oh wow.Oh man, poor OP probably has to rewrite the scene again
>>25542544It all brought about this >>25542538Everything has gone exactly as I wanted it to
Rolled 2>>25542538You're rolling the wrong way! Roll a 1 damn you!
Rolled 6>20Bringing your sword up, you manage to block his attack, but it shatters the blade, leaving only a hilt behind.“Your sword is gone, though it managed to block that attack. I must say your mother’s blood did really pass on to you. But, tell me, do you know what happens to those who go around using Quincy powers to kill hollows?“Soul Society kills them.”Hefting the blade onto his shoulders, his spiritual pressure seems to build.“If all you’re going to do is make yourself an enemy Soul Society cuts down themselves, I’ll save them the trouble.”“Sing, Benihime.”>roll 1d20 >also specify>[ ] Dodge>[ ] Stand your ground>also just to keep threads alive longer, going to preliminarily limit Critical Master I from now on to the first ten rolls. Sorry, but I’d like this not to autosage before the quest finishes.
>>25542582This is the way of kubo just let it happen
Rolled 9>>25542588Stand our ground. I'm not scurred of mr. hat n'clogs. The power of KUBO surges through my anonymous veins.
Rolled 3>>25542588>[ ] Stand your ground
Rolled 17>>25542588[x] Stand your ground. That's what KUBO would do.
Rolled 18>>25542588>[X] Stand your groundStab him with his own sword and claim it as our own
Rolled 19>>25542627We stand in solidarity!
Rolled 18>>25542588>[x] DodgeKUUUUBOOOO
Rolled 14>>25542588Screw dodging and standing our ground. CHARGE!
>>25542588>[x] Stand your groundWe will not back down. We're stubborn like that.>>25542588>going to preliminarily limit Critical Master I from now on to the first ten rollsProbably the wiser choice. As enteretaining as EVERY Check being a crit one way or another is, it was starting to wear thin anyways.
>>25542588>[ ] Stand your groundYou mean the first 10 criticals right?
Rolled 5>>25542588>[x] Stand your ground
Rolled 16>>25542588We must ignore Piccolo. Let us STAND AND FIGHT!
Rolled 20>>25542588First the knees then the head
Rolled 6>>25542588STAND OUR GROUND
>>25542588>Sorry, but I’d like this not to autosage before the quest finishes.But we almost never hit autosage eitherway. Also we stand our ground
Rolled 14>>25542588Stand ground. (Kick him in the gonads)
Rolled 14>>25542677Time to stop rolling.Heh, who am I kidding, I know you better than that /tg/
>>25542677>>2554269511th roll, doesn't count.
Rolled 18>>25542737You haven't been paying attention to this thread have you?
>>25542737OP, do you think you could allow it?
>>25542737This one is the tenth linked roll.>>25542682
Rolled 13>>25542737It counts, just not for the next roll.
Rolled 18>>25542737Na, I'm pretty sure all crits count and a nat 1 cancels out a nat 20, but they don't compound unless it's the first 10 rolls.
Rolled 3hmm... nat 1 anyone?
>>25542588do all our previous 20's we have saved up still count?
Rolled 19>>25542737But >>25542538 does, as the only 20 counted in the previous post was >>25542309
>>25542737I counted my roll was the tenth one.
Rolled 12>>25542808So close
>>25542808>>25542834you really should knock that shit off.
>>25542859>>25542808 here, I can't tell if you think I'm samefagging, or if we should have just turned off our dice.
>>25542944turn off the dice I mean we rolled ten times shit ain't gonna change anymore for us, no matter how we try to flood the rolls in all we'll do is be dicks to the QM
>>25542998He said he could handle /tg/ bullshit.
>Stand your ground.>19You let out a deep breath and prepare yourself for whatever happens. Running around like this with your head cutoff, its embarrassing. If you die, you’ll die like a man. As the blast seems to rush at you, everything freezes.“Ichigo”In front of you the man is there. “You still haven’t called me.”Walking toward you he locks eyes with you. “But now you should be able to hear it now that you’ve discarded that worthless thing clotting up your ears.”As he walks next to you, he pauses. Keep looking forward Ichigo. There’s only one enemy. You are also alone. What is there to be afraid of? Keep moving forward. Never stop.”As he walks part you, you feel his presence behind you, empowering you. “Retreat and you will age! Hesitate and you die! Shout! My name is…”You know it, instinctively. The name of your Zanpakuto is…“Zangetsu!”With a roar, you bring the hilt downwards, releasing a massive torrent of energy as time resumes. In your hands is a giant cleaver. with bandages wrapped around its hilt.When the dust clears, you see Urahara staring at you with one hand on his hat. “Well, that took more effort than I expected.”At his words, you…>[ ] Write in
>>25543101Take off those bandages on the sword. That's silly. Swords don't bleed.
>we just went full shikaithis went better then expected.
>>25543101Don't fuck with me you goofy old man. Don't you ever tell me I have no talent. Never underestimate me.
>>25543101"THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING A SWORD, HOW MANY TIME DO I NEED TO SAY THIS"
>>25543101Face slap him with the flat of the blade
>>25543101ask if he can see the creepy old man floating behind us.
>>25543101This was my first time, you should've been more gentle!
>>25543178This, ask him if he has any more test that will almost certainly kill us
>>25543144Nah, let's swing Zangetsu around using the bandages. We'll decapitate someone, be it Urahara or us.
Rolled 7>>25543101Rollin' to seduce.
Rolled 11>>25543101You're bleeding sorry. Was I a bit too rough for my first time with a man?
>>25543101>[ ] Write in"So... is there any method I can use this with Mom's Quincy powers too? Coz the first idea that comes to my mind is to punch Zangetsu with an energized fist."Let's try that Blut Arterie again.
>>25543271We don't want to seduce him. Stop dude.
>>25543288why do we want to punch out zangetsu?other then hes a dick whos holding back power from the zanpakuto?
>>25543288Better idea, we use that energy wave to catapult us closer to urahara- then we clock him with our reinforced fist.
Just fucking get angry at him and ask him since Ichigo passed to tell him what he knows.
>>25543271can you stop the bullshit. i'm actually enjoying this story.
>>25543439Yeah, no joke. I ignored him the first time around because I didn't think OP would bother.Then he did, and oh god why.
>>25543101"Now I'm gonna tell you something important, so you better clean out those ears, you smug gilligan wannabe! I have never used a sword before in my fucking life and if we continue I cannot guarantee the safety of either of us."
>>25543334... That does sound better.Punching got some results against him. And the Quincy technique helped somewhat.Keep using whatever works, until we get a feel for using a sword properly like >>25543178 suggested.Afterwards, we need an infodump to supplement what Isshin revealed to us.
Rolled 9>>25543101>>25543178>>25543188>>25543225>>25543288>>25543334All of the above.
Rolled 10>>25543536Now we dash forward and kiss him
>>25543680Stop already. You're the only one pushing for that.
>>25543680No, fuck off
>[X] "THIS IS MY FIRST TIME USING A SWORD, HOW MANY TIME DO I NEED TO SAY THIS">[X Be a smartass>[X] Ask if he has anymore tests.Your eyebrow starts twitching. “This all was just a test?”Urahara smiles comically. “Yup. I needed to see if you had the potential needed to challenge Aizen.”“This was the first time using a sword, you bastard!”Charging forward, you try to hit him with the flat of your sword, Zangetsu. He ducks down and waves his hands in surrender.“No need for any unnecessary violence, Ichigo. I just needed to see what kind of man you were before I decided if I’d help you or not.”He gives you a thumbs up. “You’re good in my books. Now, lets go back up to my shop and talk then.”Your eyebrow still twitching in irritation, you stare murder at the man. “That’s it? There any other stupid tests I’ll have to do?”Sheathing his sword back into the cane, he taps its handle against his chin. “Well, yes, but not right now. Unless you want another?”You shake your head before you both turn to the figure that’s approaching. From the side, you see Rukia pointing at your sword shakily. “Y-You… HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE LIKE YOU MANAGE TO ACHIEVE SHIKAI ALREADY?!”At her shocked outburst you…>[ ] Ignore her and follow Urahara back up to his shop.>[ ] Talk to her and snap her out of it>[ ] Write in
>>25543711Time for round two. Let's do that test.
>>25543711>[What the hell are you talking about, shorty?]
>>25543711>talk to snap her out of itwell this last couple of days has been a pile of messed up for me as well so yah...
>>25543711>“Y-You… HOW THE HELL DID SOMEONE LIKE YOU MANAGE TO ACHIEVE SHIKAI ALREADY?!”"THAT ASSHOLE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME"
Rolled 7>>25543711Flirt at Shorty, then follow Hat-and-Clogs
>>25543711>[x] Ignore her and follow Urahara back up to his shop.More chances to antagonize her? YES PLEASE!
Rolled 15>>25543711>[X ] Talk to her and snap her out of itTime to tease the cat.
>>25543711>[ ] Talk to her and snap her out of itFirstly let us never pass on the opportunity to mock shortstuff second we should use this to figure out just what the fuck is going down and why Hat and Cogs is accelerating our evolution so damn much.
>>25543711Bop Rukai on the nogginThen snap her out of it if that didn't do it
Rolled 1>>25543711Let's be charming about it. Not sure how, but I have faith in OP, he can make us a suave devil.Rolls permitting of course.
>>25543814mind you he probably wants us to be able to keep up with aizens bullshit.mind you aizens the most retardedly powerful captain by a fair bit.
Rolled 8>>25543822Here we go.KUUUUUBOOOOOO
>>25543711Not now Shorty I have a Moon Doggie to yell at!
>>25543822Apparently, the rolls don't permit it. We are destined to tease the runt.
Rolled 5>>25543822Cue 100+ rolls resulting in like 30 20s.
Rolled 6>>25543822>Attempt to be charming>Roll 1>Insert foot into mouthIchigo, MASTER OF PERSUASION!
>>25543840Why should we give half a fuck about Aizen
So we just literally skipped over the entire plot of bleach up until the most recent chapter by getting a real sword instead of the Quincified one that we were using. Dayum.
Rolled 8>>25543894Last time I tried to woo her I rolled us a 20
>>25543948Makes me wonder if we'll be able to change its abilities beyond spamming energy waves and gotta go fast
>>25543948Did we get a real sword? I'm pretty sure this is just Zangetsu v1.
>>25544040We were using our original sword, and he revealed its quincy-ness, but when we found our real sword he seemed to be chill with it, so I assume so.
>>25544063But we only have one sword and have only seen the old man?
>>25544117This. Ichigo is only using Zangetsu v1 dude.
>>25544016No we just learned the plot a lot faster, and because we are on to Aizen he is going to be able to ferret us out from the safety of the SS because noone is going to believe the mad scientist or his mutant cohorts.
>>25544016From the IRC Cos and I are in.><Cosgrove>: Well, I kept some elemetns of bleach the same. There are always elements liable to change. The bankai's form may be one of them depending on how /tg/ plays thingsSo...Maybe?
>>25544151Yeah I mean hasn't Aizen been spying on Ichigo with camera bugs and such?And technically aren't Isshin and Urahara fugitives?It doesn't really seem like things are going to get any easier on us.
>>25543948>With a roar, you bring the hilt downwards, releasing a massive torrent of energy as time resumes. In your hands is a giant cleaver. with bandages wrapped around its hilt.>In your hands>-A- giant cleverOnly one sword. We don't have pic yet.
>>25544204So now we have to go to Namek so he can't spy on us and learn how to go Bankai there so we can surprise him?
>[X] Snap her out of it>[X] Try and be smooth about it>1“What the hell are you talking about shorty?! All I was trying to do is avoid that asshole over there from killing me! Excuse me for figuring something out when I tried not to die!”Urahara look sad and raises a finger and tried to say something but he’s immediately cut off. “Shorty? Can‘t you think of anything original carrot for brains?! I bet your Zanpakuto felt so much pity for you for being so stupid that it showed up!”“At least I did something! You sat over there and did nothing while Hat-and-Clogs here tried to kill me!” Jerking your thumb in Urahara’s direction you approach the ladder and start climbing it, turning her out. “You are not just walking away, you asshole! This conversation is not done yet!” You can hear her not far behind you on the ladder. Down at the bottom of the ladder, you can quietly hear Urahara muttering to himself sadly.Soon enough you three find yourselves back in Urahara’s shop. The light outside indicates its evening. That climb really seems like it takes a lot of time. As you sit across from Urahara, Rukia glares daggers at you from your side.You…>[ ] Ask Urahara about the truth>[ ] It can wait until tomorrow, I need to head back for dinner.>[ ] Bother Rukia more>[ ] Write in
>>25544239Plus we haven't even met the "real" Zangetsu.He'll be fun.
>>25544240No when we get to SS Aisen will catch us in an illusion but while enspelled we'll have a heart to heart with our true ssword and break out of the illusion with our Bankai. He'll get stabbed in the face while trying to figure out what just happened.
>>25544204I still think he bluffed his way through half the show besides OP is free to change the moves our enemies make to exploit whatever mistakes we make in this quest.>>25544240Or we could not fuck with the guy who we have zero reason to care about.
>>25544289>[x] Bother Rukia moreWe need to arrange a situation where she draws diagrams.That way we can mock her drawings.
>>25544289>[X] Bother Rukia more
>>25544318He's the reason our mother died apparently.
>>25544318Didn't he kind of almost kill our parents?
Rolled 20>>25544289>>[ ] Bother Rukia morelet's apologize for the rudeness, we were pissy, but it's fun to rile her up, and we almost died. Maybe she'll ignore it.
>>25544289>[ ] Bother Rukia moreAnd what the fuck is a shiki anyway
>>25544289[X] Ask Urahara about the truthIgnore the girl. It will anger her further.
Rolled 12>>25544340>roll 20 to flirt with her>roll 1 to piss her off>roll 20 to apologizeJesus, I'm a critmaster for Rukia
>>25544336>>25544339We only know this because dad said Urahara told him, we have no evidence and I don't think dad does either.
Rolled 15>>25544289Convince Urahara to give us some "Special Training"
>>25544289Mock Urahara's fashion sense some more.
Rolled 10>>25544340This sound's entertaining.
>>25544368Our dad personally fought the hollow monster thing, was stabbed in the back by Aisen. Is later told Aisen created the hollow monster in the first place GEE GUYS WE HAVE NO GROUND TO STAND ON HERE IT IS ALL SPECULATION.>Implying I'm not being wildly over the top to support my point.
>>25544475He was stabed in the back by an unkown man then Hat and Cogs swoops in with the solution to all his problems and blames everything on Aizen and it is worth mentioning that Urahara was banished for the crime of melding shinigami and hollows.Personally I would say this whole story seems rather suspect. Even if it is the truth we don't know that.
>>25544541>the crime of melding shinigami and hollows.You mean artificially creating exactly what we are?
>>25544541So we know he's a fugitive? do we know why? No? Then shut up with this plz.
>>25544340This is the first time I've seen you guys not freak out about a 20.Has the Kubo effect desensitized you all that much?
New bleach quest looks promising guys:>>>25543174
>>25544573Pretty much but the Hollow monster possessed 'Shinigami' qualities, something that would be possible for him to create and in keeping with his M/O. Urahara happens to be a powerful sneaky shinigami who lives in the area. He is the only guy with the knowhow to 'cure' hollowification.>>25544573>>25544612It was mentioned that he was a fugitive even if his crimes weren't mentioned he did know all about blurring the lines between hollow and other things. and he also happens to be absent from the fight but knows who stabbed dad.
>>25544663Spoiler: It's a quest about drinking a bottle of Bleach>The child proof cap proves challenging. Roll.Yeah.
>[X] Bother Rukia more>[X] Apologize>20Before you do anything else, you have to settle the tension lingering in here.“Maybe you should try explaining things more rather than just being shocked, short stuff!”Her glare deepens before you grip the bridge of your nose and let out a sign. “No, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be so rude. You’re trying to help. Its just I’ve had a rough couple of days and I almost got killed. Still, I’m sorry.”As you speak, she seems to deflate before looking equally guilty. But, before she can say anything you continue on, a smirk plastered on your face. “No to mention it’s fun to rile you up, you’re cute when you’re angry.”She freezes and turns her head away from you, but you swear her face was a little bit red. Though its quiet, you can hear her mutter something out. “…I guess I could explain things to you later…if you wanted.”A cough from across the table grains your focus and you both see Urahara sitting there, amused.“As fun as this all is, shall we have this talk today or save it until tomorrow?”>[ ] Have the talk tonight>[ ] Its getting late, this can wait until tomorrow
>>25544741>[ ] Have the talk tonightLets take this somewhere else.
>>25544741>[ ] Have the talk tonight
>>25544741[X] Have the talk tonightCan't have anything getting in the way of plot.
>>25544741>[ ] Have the talk tonightBetter to do it now than getting interrupted or something.
>>25544741>They're bitching about you over in HollowQuest by the by.[x]Have the talk tonight.
>>25544795At least be fair, hollow quest QM has been asking his players to leave you guys alone. As someone who's playing in both quests, I think it's important to say that the people bitching are in the minority. This kind of post is antagonistic and doesn't really help the situation at all.
>>25544741>>[X] Have the talk tonight
>>25544817Riiight, of course, the mealy mouthed 'oh u gaiz stahp' is so comforting, HOURS after this shit show started. Everyone was ready to move on, and then he brought it up again so that his audience could pat themselves on the back for being so amazing over us benighted plebians.
>>25544741Have talk tonight. When you go home cover self in quincy magic so when Dad drop kicks us he injures his foot.
>>25544817Probably just the anti-quest fags trying to stir shit again. Best to ignore them.
>>25544837Well no, he's been running a quest. He didn't say anything until after his quest finished because he didn't notice it before then. He was a bit preoccupied.
>working on the next part, should be out soonAlso, honestly I don't want any antagonism between us and Hollow Quest. They have fun doing things their way and we have it fun ours. Is it a bit ridiculous here at Bleach Quest? Sure, but so is Bleach itself, but we're having fun, so who cares?If they want to come and join in, they're welcome to. Everyone's welcome to their own opinion unless you're an asshole about it.
>>25544864Pretty much.Just a couple days ago they tried to stir some shit up with Predator Quest and Valykrian Mercs quests, by mentioning a nonexistant IRC.
>>25544864Yeah, they're constantly shitting up that one monstergirl quest.Granted the guy takes forever to update, but still.
It was just the namefag Me, don't worry about it.
>>25544942I don't think pred quest was involved in that.Also, that was probably an anti-quest fag just stirring shit.
>>25544981>>25544956We're wise to your scapegoating ways
Think we just hit auto-sage.Might want to wrap this up for the night, Cosgrove
>>25544994Yeah I know, that's what I was saying.Some jackass came into Predator Quest claiming that in a Valkyrian Mercs IRC, the OP told the players to downvote other quests, to make his quest more popular.Note that VM quest does not in fact have an IRC.Probably the same stuff happening here.
>>25545008It's not scapegoating if Me actually is being a massive annoying autist.
>>25545030>Think we just hit auto-sage.>Might want to wrap this up for the night, Cosgrove>ImplyingThreads can reach more than 1000+ posts until they get bumped off, as long as we aren't in page 10 we are safe.
>[X] Have the talk tonight.The humorous mood vanishes in an instant. You can’t tell what Rukia’s up to because your staring at Urahara.“No, we’re having it tonight. A lot of things have happened in the past two days, including you trying to kill me. I think it’s best to get the answers out now.”“I agree.”As Urahara stares at the both of you, he takes off his bucket hat, revealing his untidy blonde hair. Without his hat, this mysterious air goes away and he seems more human.“Alright. Where would you like me to begin?”>[ ] Who is Aizen?>[ ] How are you involved in this?>[ ] Why were you banished from Soul Society?>[ ] Write in
>>25545068>[x] Why were you banished from Soul Society?
>>25545068>[ ] How are you involved in this?
>>25545068Who the hell is Aizen?
>>25545068The asshole everyone keeps mentioning, but never explaining.
>>25545068[X] Is your hat magical?
>>25545068>[X] How are you involved in this?
>>25545100all my support
>>25545068>[x] Do you like...Gladiator movies?
>>25545068How many pies do you have fingers in? Rukia seems to know you, my dad knows you and I want to know who else you know .
>>25545068>[x] You ever seen a grown man naked?
>>25545167Lets do this thing.
>>25545167>>25545129>>25545100You guys are pushing the lolsorandum factor VERY far.
>>25545068>[x]Urahara, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
>>25545213We have to see how far we can go to make this world burn.
>>25545167No. Just no. I'll admit, he's a better love interest than orohime, but we've already got Rukia wanting the D.
>>25545213AIRPLANE! IS ALWAYS RELATED
>>25545249>better love interest than orohimeA crusty sock and an issue of Big Jugs Monthly is a better love interest than Orihime.
Welp I'm out. See ya tomorrow
>[X] Who is Aizen?While you have at least some idea of what went on, there’s still one thing that’s a mystery to you. The person supposedly behind these matters who you know nothing about.“Who is this Aizen person? Rukia mentioned him as a Captain, but how the hell is he involved in this?”At the mention of Aizen’s name, Urahara gets a disgusted look on his face. You can see his hand grip his hat tightly, squishing the fabric.“He’s a captain, now, huh? Not surprising. Though, I suppose that’s as good as a place as any to start. You want to know who Aizen Sosuke is?”At your nods of confirmation, he closes his eyes and takes a moment to collect himself. When he opens them, there’s almost a haunted look in his eyes.“One hundred years ago, I learned that Aizen Sosuke is a madman trying to play god.” BLEACH QUEST V ENDTO BE CONTINUED
>>25545275Dude, do you know how RARE a rack like that is in Japan?There's a reason that the men there are obsessed with "oppai" as they call them.
>>25545447Wait, how much do we know about the Soul Society as of now?
>>25545585Rare in Japan does not equal rare in Bleach.Bleach has a lot of big tits in it, big tits attached to much more interesting characters
>>25545595We're gonna have to interrogate Rukia about the ins and outs later.Which will give us a chance to laugh at her drawings. Preferably with a bit of flirtation thrown in so she can be spluttering mad and blushing at the same time.She genuinely is cute when she's angry.
>>25545612I was more trying to explain why Ichigo would settle for such a boring character than defending her.Personally I'm a fan of the perfect size, where they're not completely absent, but not too big either. Just the right size to fit in your hand.
>>25545641So I take it you're a Tatsuki man?
>>25545681Of course.C Cup (according to supplementary materials, I know this shit from when I was young and dumb, and I have a good memory), which is ideal.
>>25545641Well, personally I'm a fan of tits bigger than the woman's head and up, but even so personality is more important