>>25523116
>>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligible noises.

>>25523116
>>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

Shit... slipped into past-tense on that last line.

>>25523116
>>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."
Not a boyfriend, but also not a purely buisness relationship. Best middle ground.

>>25523116
>Just a good friend, Sir, we haven't known each other long enough to really develop any sort of romantic relationship.

>>25523116
>>Open and close your mouth

>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

I'm tempted to write in something saying we'd like to be but that might be going too far.

Rolled 13

>>25523116

[x] Smile and nod

The most diplomatic answer, ever

>>25523116
>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

>>25523116
>>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.
>>We shall look like a fis

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

No cliche misunderstandings yet.

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

But mention she is a friend nevertheless.

Miho/Yukari route must be maintained!

>>25523116
>>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."
Like we would be converted into a fish by just that!

>>25523219
What is this Pred...

There are a surprising number of Aliens and Girls Und Panzer fanarts out there.

>>25523116
>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

Proceed to
>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."
"I'm flattered that you think so much of me, really, I am, but I'm not her boyfriend yet

>>25523116
>>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

>>25523116
>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

WHAARGARBL.jpg

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

Why are people advocating the "fuck shit to hell" option?

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."
A proper Southern Gentleman, and a proper Cavalry Officer, is never flustered.
We need to grow ourselves a glorious moustache.

>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.
Hahaha this.

>>25523116
>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.
Hey, at least her dad's okay with us.

>>25523278
>Why are people advocating the "fuck shit to hell" option?
Because /tg/ turns into a pile of drooling retards if they think something will be even mildly amusing.

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

We're AMERICAN. We communicate clearly.

>>25523116
>>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

>>25523306
that or worried about friend-zoning Yukari with the other choices

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

A Mentlgen never miscommunicates his intentions.

Rolled 8

>>25523116

>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

>>25523327
I don't think "how tight is your cunt" is intended to not cut off yukari route.

>>25523308
Being direct probably seems extremely rude to Japanese people, now that I think about it.

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

They might not believe the "just a friend" line.

>>25523310
We have grandpa's blood, a pure blooded american man who have taken the pants/skirts out of women before we were even a thought of existence.

We must not disappoint his gene pool by acting like a nervious wreck

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

I hate this cliche. Are nips reallly like this?

>>25523396
It's a common southern compliment.

>>25523116
>>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."

>>25523408
We're not a nip, though.
>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

>>25523116
>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.
transition to
>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."

>>25523116
>"please, Mr. and Mrs Akiyama. wait till Miss Yukari graduates from highschool before we think of children."
why not? she like you, she likes your grandpa with out being creeped out or hit on by him. we have been on board this school for awhile and we haven't got laid either. time to fix this.

>>25523306
Look at it from MC's perspective. He's 16. He just walked a cute girl home, and she wants to bring him up to her room for purposes (somewhat) unknown. He's bumped into her parents, who seem okay with him. You bet your ass this is something to nervously mumble about.

>>25523464
No, we aren't. My point is that MC probably doesn't even realize he's being rude.

>>25523508
>bring him up to her room for purposes (somewhat) unknown
SHE OUTRIGHT STATED SHE WANTED TO SHOW US HER TANK COLLECTION

>>25523494
this

>>25523540
Her tank collection, if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

Seriously, have you never been invited up for "coffee"?

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>>25523494
>Laying with Garupans

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>>25523255

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

Who the fuck gets all socially awkward about meeting someone's parents?

Seriously, what the fuck. They're people. Talk to them.

>>25523563
>Seriously, have you never been invited up for "coffee"?
no, because I bring them back to my place

>>25523116
>>"I'm sorry... I'm just her friend..."
We're her friend, perhaps a little more.

>>25523540
Yeah, and I've seen plenty of "record collections" and "old guitars." On more than one occasion they've turned out to be a vagina.

>>25523603
16-17 year old boys? Particularly ones who were not expecting to suddenly be considered a boyfriend and asked about grandchildren? (At least not IC. I'm pretty sure most of the players were expecting this...)

>>25523643
Yukari probably only knows what a vagina is in an academic sense.

>>25523643
>old guitar
>turns out to be vagina

I'm not sure whether thats a good thing or not

>>25523657
Where I come from, 16-17 year old boys are generally articulate and don't devolve into stuttering, fishgaping wrecks when confronted with an awkward question.

>>25523116
>>Open and close your mouth repeatedly while making unintelligable noises.

>>25523116
>>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

>>25523668
I knew a girl who didn't know what her clitoris was until I explained it to her.

That was awkward.

>>25523657
Not the first time his mind shut down (see Yuzu's tank washing, that sure shut him down)

Rolled 9

>>25523722

You. are. shitting me.

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

Narm.

>>25523722
.... *Please* tell me you're kidding.

>>25523722

I weep for the modern education system.

Or her parent's lack of appropriate health discussions.

[x] I'm sorry... I'm just her friend...

I wasn't going to vote, but Yukari.

>>25523736
>>25523764
>>25523767
Shit you not. I agree, a twenty-year old man should not be explaining what a clitoris is to a woman only a year younger, but there you have it...

>>25523770
You have to greentext your votes for Blackjack to be able to pick them out of the general discussion

>>25523770
>I wasn't going to vote
>failed to link back to post
Guess what? You still have not managed to vote

>>25523794

NINETEEN YEARS OLD WOT

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

>GREENTEXT HOS

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>>25523794

>19 year old

>>25523681
It was a good thing. She was a sweet girl and a bit kinky.

>>25523668
Wasn't saying that it was a definite thing, but "Let me show you my X collection" is a pretty standard setup for an amorous adolescent adventure.

>>25523817
>>25523825
Shit. You. Not.

>>25523825
>>25523817
19 is alright. You can claim you bagged a teenager and they're mostly grown-up by that point, plus it's legal.

>>25523116
>"I'm sorry, I'm just one of her team mates for senshado."

Bit late, but w/e

Rolled 9

>>25523834

Goddammit.

You are putting my recent request to a female friend to see her pottery collection in a terrible light.

>>25523850
I think they're just rebuking at someone old enough to buy cigarettes not knowing what a clit is.

>>25523850
I was 20 at the time, so it's not that bad.

Jesus, now I'm realizing how long ago that was and it's weirding me out.

Your brain has completely shut down at this point. "Geh..." You say, flopping your mouth around like a fish. "Um... Uh..." Your mind can't even fathom a response to this situation. "Yukari... uh... I'm..." You're about a second and a half away from your brain doing a hard reboot when Yukari pokes her head down the stares.

"Alright! You can come up now!" You stand up stiffly and quickly- it takes you about three strides to get to the stares and up them, so desperate are you to extricate yourself from that situation. The last thing you see before they disappear are the two of them grinning at each other, seemingly a second away from high fives.

Your brain is back in working order by the time you make it to Yukari's room. "This is my room!" She says with a bow before sitting down on her bed.

It certainly is- literally everything about the room is tanks- dozens of models lining shelves along the walls. Other shelves lined with books- you recognize at least three different editions of Jane's Guide to Armored Vehicals- Where there aren't shelves there are posters for tanks, a map of Europe showing the battle lines circa sometime in World War II, and several posters of tanks.

Along the wall behind her bed are a row of replica tank shells ranging all the way up to a massive Russian 122mm HE round.

>"It's... Wow... That's a lot of tanks..."
>"It's great! You've got everything!"
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

Rolled 17

>>25523920

[x] hump the 122mm shell

Eyeing up Yukari as potential girlfriend-tier will be more appropriate in the Swimsuit episode.

Because she picks a really nice swimsuit.

>>25523920
>>"It's great! You've got everything!"

>>25523920
>"Are any of the shells real?"

>>25523920
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

Excellent taste confirmed.

>>25523920
>>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523872
Eh, on more than one occasion it turned out innocently enough. Just roll with it.

>>25523920
>Russian 122mm HE round.
wut... Where do you even get something like that?
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"
Sergent Oddball Go!

>>25523920
>three different editions of Jane's Guide to Armored Vehicals
How did she AFFORD that?!
A 2011-2012 edition of Jane's Armour and Artillery costs around a thousand dollars. Older editions are often MORE expensive due to a limited supply.

>>25523920
>>>
> Anonymous 06/19/13(Wed)02:23 No.25523540Replies: >>25523563 >>25523643
>>>25523508
>>bring him up to her room for purposes (somewhat) unknown
>SHE OUTRIGHT STATED SHE WANTED TO SHOW US HER TANK COLLECTION
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523920
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523920
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"
Time to fall asleep in someone's rooooooooom~
:D

>>25523920
>>"It's great! You've got everything!"
>>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523920
>>"It's great! You've got everything!"
>>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"
Fuck, if I saw a chick with a Jane's publication that was not work related, I think I would propose right there.

>>25523920
>[x] "Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523995
Well, if she works a parttime job and doesn't spend the usual redonkulous amount of money that girls do on fashion, make-up and wooing boys, it's entirely explicable.

>>25523920
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25524044
trufax. Chicks go spend hundreds, near thousands of dollars on bags, shoes and other useless bullshit all the time.

>>25523920
Is that Kelly's Heroes?

Also, who else was taking part in that /d/ quest. I know you're in here.

>>25523920
>Pomf

fuck got blocked for tripping

>>25523943
You've got Panthers and Shermans a plenty
You've manuals and ammo galore
But what gives, why no~ot mo~ore!

>>25524074
I like you. You're a cool dude, anon.

>>25523920
>>"It's great! You've got everything!"
>>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523920
>Is that Kelly's Heroes

Great movie, best girl.

>>25523920
>"So, while you're on the bed, how about I load my shell into your breech?"

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>>25524064

Met a couple who want jobs that earn enough to buy 2 Prada bags a month.

Why did we ban natural selection.

>>25524110
A canister shot at that.

>>25523920
>>"It's great! You've got everything!"
>>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25523920
>"It's great! You've got everything!"
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"
Also, as mentioned previously, >>25524033
> "Jane's Guide? You are officially my new favourite person on the planet."

Penetrate that lower glacing (lover glacis, amirite) like it was made of underwear. Which it is.

>>25524110
If you're going to penetrate me at least aim for my rear armor!

Rolled 14

>>25524033
>>25524178

>She falls asleep on MC while they read Janes.
>Parents looking in from the door

>>25523920
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

Eastwoooooooooooooooood

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Why is Jane's Guide so expensive?

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>>25523920
>Is that Kelly's Heroes?
>So where do you keep your stash?

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>>25523920
>"It's great! You've got everything!"
And you even have
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25524074
She has a collection of MREs somewhere.

>>25524178
>Implying she wasn't our favorite person in the first place.

>>25524242
It's basically an encyclopedia, and is THE most extensive resource available on the civilian market. It has ALL OF THE INFORMATION.

Rolled 1

>>25524242

Because jewgolds.

>>25524010
No matter what happens, I can already see our entire team giving us "wink wink, nudge nudge".

>>25524472
I get the feeling that Miho might be disappointed. Dunno.

Maybe it's just because we've spent more time with her, I feel like we've clicked better with her. Maybe that's just me.

>>25524302
Oh yeah, we get the new uniforms before the Saunders match, don't we?

those jackets are fine, but I'm hoping the guys get pants.

>>25524513
>Implying we're giving up our bomber jacket.

Rolled 5

>>25524525

Maybe for this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bDAZJC-yYcg

>>25523920
>"Is that Kelly's Heroes?"

>>25524494
That feeling is a false tell from being inundated with series that fall to the First Girl fallacy. This quest is a nice change from the norm, especially since it's Yukari.

>>25524554
Even if that's true, I'm still rooting for the Yukari/Miho route

Is it weird that I imagine Rose looking like Kay, except with shorter hair?

>>25524554
Eh, they're both good girls.

I'd be fine with either, really.

>>25524565
Yukari/Miho/MC is best plan. Always remember the importance of sharing.

Rolled 20

>>25524592

Not with parents like these.

Is anybody else weirded out by her parents more or less going "PLEASE FUCK OUR DAUGHTER!" the second we walked in the door?

>>25524554
>first girl
Not Rose, or Chouno

>>25524627
They're teasing you.

Rolled 17

>>25524627

Not really, no.

They do exist.

>>25524627
Its pretty obvious they where just messing with us. I've had similar happen to me IRL meeting girl friends families before.

>>25524627
Consider it that way - she's a full tank-geek. How would you feel like a parent, when your neckbeard son finally found some real friends and more than that, brought himself a girl home?

>>25524654
You've lived a strange life.

>>25524662
And an exotic foreign girl with manners at that.

>>25524662
>>25524674
My dad thought she was a hooker...

>>25524674
Eh, Japan plays that a bit backwards. It'd be less "Ooooh, exotic foreigner" and more "a foreigner is probably the best we're going to get". Americans are treated a little better than other Asians, but you're still about the level of a black guy in 1950s Alabama.

>>25524698
Pffffft, I can see that conversation.
>she's sitting on the couch in front of your dad
>"So... How much did he pay you?"

>>25524701
>but you're still about the level of a black guy in 1950s Alabama.
So you're saying we might have a chance of scoring with Mrs. Akiyama if we play our cards right?

Rolled 6

>>25524668

/tg/ - Normalfags are the rule, not the exception

>>25524668
I dunno, man. The first time I met my first girlfriend's dad, he was cleaning an AR-10 on the coffee table in his living room. I think he was trying to intimidate me, but when I identified the rifle and asked if it was from ArmaLite or a copy, we ended up having a long conversation about the pros and cons of direct gas impingement.

Long story short, he basically became like an uncle to me even after I broke up with his daughter because she was a bitch.

>>25524707
A gold piece. Lannisters are worth more.

>>25524701
What if they're a nice Jewish boy? Do Japs want a nice Jewish boy?

>>25524730
I don't think the Japs know what a Jew is. At most, they're just a different kind of white foreigner.

>>25524730

As much as they want a black dude with a huge cock

They are incredibly xenophobic.

>>25524719
Point being that parents can be weird.

>>25524749
>As much as they want a black dude with a huge cock
I don't know, Jeffrey Windham (the guy who wrote Gaijin Smash) managed to score.

>>25524730
Well on the one hand, when the Nazis told them about how the jews controlled the banks, the Japanese started accepting jewish refugees so that the jews could magic money into their banks, but on the other hand, I'm told the jews fear the samurai.

>>25524782
He also had to put up with having middle school kids trying to grab his dick and/or shove their finger up his ass.
The dude is god's court jester or some shit.

>>25524749
If the 2 weeks I spent in Japan taught me anything it's that they are all obsessed with giant Gaijin penis.

>tfw your second sexual experience was a three way with to women almost twice your age
>tfw some dumbass Korean stole your towel at the baths so you couldn't cover up
>tfw you cared more about not having a towel than getting stuck being naked

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>>25524797

As you stare around her room, your eyes fall upon a very familiar DVD spine. "Is that Kelly's Heroes?!" You say, incredulous.

"Why dontcha knock it off with dem negative waves, Moriarty!" Yukari replies with surprisingly good English. "I got an A English because of that movie..." She says smiley at the poster of it on the door behind you. "Used to watch it every day while I did my homework- I could recite it line by line in English. Oddball was my favorite, he's great!"

You nod in agreement, still just taking in the room. "Are those real shells?"

Yukari shrugs. "Well, the 88mm is real, it's just had the powder and charge removed and replaced with sand. The rest of them are educational mock-ups. Oorai used them for training back before they got rid of the Senshado program. So the girls could see how much the shells weighed."

>"So you said something about a tank collection?"
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
>"Your room is awesome, but I should get going..."

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>>25524864
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"

>>25524864
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

>>25524864
>Want to watch Kelly's Heroes?

AND THE WAIFUS GO ROLLING ALONG.

>>25524864
Best to leave now, maybe see the tank collection with everyone else.
>"Your room is awesome, but I should get going..."

>>25524864
>"So you said something about a tank collection?"

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"
>>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
Yes, yes, this will work nicely.

>>25524864
I can't decide between:
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
and:
>"So you said something about a tank collection?"

>>25524864
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
I'm kinda curious to see Blackjack's thoughts on what the best parts are (as filtered through our MC).

>>25524877
We can already see the tank collection. It's all over the walls. The previous post mentioned shelves full of models.

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>>25524864
>"So you said something about a tank collection?"
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
We're in the Yukari's room, we should at least be a good 16 year old and almost overstay her parents welcome.

>>25524864
Why don't we try and communicate in english with her? It could be a secret code, and something in common we share.

>>25524864
We're watching Kelly's Heroes.

>>25524864
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

>>25524902
Cool

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"
>>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
This.

>>25524864
>Other
"What else do you know about Ooarai's past Senshado program?"

>>25524902
And it's just nice to talk to someone in English who isn't already a member of our crew. I remember when I did a foreign exchange to Japan back in high school, the thing that made me the most homesick was not hearing English. I dunno why.

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"
>>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"
we goin all in now.

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"
>>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

Need to do both.

>>25524873
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"

>>25524864
>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

YES PLEASE

>>25524921
Wait a moment. Remember when our Grandpa said something to us in English when we brought Miho and Yukari over? Yukari might have understood that.

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>>25524864
>"Your room is awesome, but I should get going..."

>>25524939
Yes, but it wasn't anything particularly interesting or important.

>>25524937
I change my vote to the Tank collection.

Seeing a movie now at this hour will be bad I think?

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"

>Inb4 she meant 'Yank Collection" and there's dozens of Ex-American boyfriends tied up in a basement

>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

... It's 3 am for me. Body screams for sleep. GuP Quest won't end. Must. Keep. Going.

>>25524952
its like you dont want her falling asleep in our lap

>>25524823
"You are a 12-year-old Japanese boy being held off the ground by a large black man who is bound and determined to penetrate your ass. You manage to get an arm free, and more than escape, more than Ass Preservation even, your only thought is on how you can grab his dick."

>>25524952
It's like you were never a 16-year-old boy.

>>25524970
>3 am
midwest bro?

>"Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

Movie time!

>>25524999
Hey there, midwest bro! We should discuss something prevalent in our region, like manic-depressive weather or corn.

>>25524999
not him, but midwest bro too

>>25524952

Why do you not want her falling asleep on MC?

>>25525024
I'm from Northern Michigan. Do you guys get the Great Lakes Weather Roulette too?

>>25525024
oklahoma bro here
why is it so fucking hot all the goddamn time

>>25525038
Central Indiana. Very much so. 90s one day, 60s the next.

>>25525038
Nope, Minnesota here. We just get spring pretending to be summer, and the occasional fuck huge thunderstorm waking me up at midnight.

>>25524984
True but we have our priorities....while tempting. Our crewmates will get worried

>>25524971
>>25525027

>Yukari will never slowly trail off from talking about tanks as she falls asleep on your shoulder

>>25525054
>>25525048
>>25525038
Why hello there, I was just passing through /tg/.

Minnesota bro here.

>>25525060
We still had snow halfway through May, and I think there's frost on the ground right now.

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>>25525067

Shut up, im trying to have a moment on the internet with fellow basement dwellers here.

>>25524864
>>"So you said something about a tank collection?"

>>25524864
>[x] "Want to watch Kelly's Heroes? I haven't seen it in a while!"

We must see how much English she understands later; it could be handy!

>>25524983
wut

>>25525258

If you control the dick, it cannot penetrate your ass!

>>25525067
And that's why... the Lee... is so... *yawn* is so... so... zzzzzzzzz

Did somebody say sleepy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlScQn-8y3o

And then it rains heavily enough that MC cannot go back anyways,

>>25525287
>Americans
>giving a solitary fuck about rain

>>25525258
>>25525271
It's from "Gaijin Smash" (name later changed to "Gaijin Chronicles") a blog from a black guy who went to Japan to teach English as part of the JET program.
The kids liked to do two things to make him miserable.
They liked to try and grab his dick, to see if it's as big as the stereotype says.
And they liked to try and "Kancho" him. Kancho is a "game" Japanese kids play, where they put their hands together, fingers interlaced, except for the index fingers, which stick out, and try to jam them up your ass. Yes, this is a real thing.

The blog is actually quite entertaining.

http://gaijinchronicles.com/category/archive/i-am-a-japanese-school-teacher/page/6/

>>25525275
>>25525283
God damn, it's 10 in the morning and I'm yawning like crazy.

>>25524627

Considering how much of a social leper Yukari is, they're probably fainting from happiness that their daughter finally starts seeing real people!

>>25525302
damn, you have it easy. It's well past 4 in the morning for some of us.

>>25525315
When it happens you have to embrace it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk

>>25525315
reminds me of a song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC2Hv8llAVg

>>25525302

Coffee, good man.

>>25525364
I prefer apples, thanks.

Also, has BlackJack died? Cause I'd really appreciate continuation of the story.

>>25525370
It's like every other thread someone has to ask this. BlackJack has the updating skills of a slug on valium.
You'd be lucky if he updates twice in an hour.

>>25525370
We normally get a "Next time on GuPQ!" post when Blackjack turns in for the night. Of course, one may well be around the corner...

The thought of Kelly's Heroes fills you with nostalgia. "Hey, want to watch Kelly's Heroes?" You volunteer. "It's been forever since I've seen it..." You're actually genuinely excited at this point, and the idea that it's after eight and it's a near-two hour movie doesn't even enter your brain.

"Sure!" She says cheerfully, hopping over to her computer to load the DVD in the tray. You make yourself relatively comfortable, leaning against the foot of her bed as she hits play from the menu. She darts around you and lays down to watch it.

The movie is as good as you remember it and you find yourself going line-for-line with Yukari whenever Oddball speaks- you're a bit closer, mainly because you're a native English speaker and not a sixteen-year-old Japanese schoolgirl. However, sometime around when Oddball and Moriarty are arguing about Tigers, ("To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of wierd sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers...") you notice that Yukari hasn't chimed in. Craning your head backwards you notice that she's sound asleep, still in her school uniform.

You can't help but smile.

>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...
>Better just leave- it's pretty late already and practice is at six tomorrow...

>>25525413

>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill

>>25525370

I must have really great timing, because I always end up posting within like 5-10 minutes of someone wondering if I've died.

>>25525413
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

>>25525413
>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

We be a gentleman tonight!

>>25525413
>>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

>>25525413
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

>>25525413
>>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...
commence da'ww-ing of extreme magnitude.

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>>25525413

>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...


HNNNGH

>>25525413
>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

Everybody and their mothers on the entire ship have to make assumptions that something happened between Yukari and our hero. Just like in my Japanese animes!

>>25525413
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow.

I think my heart just got ammo racked.

>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

Routelock go

>>25525413
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

FUCKING
ADORABLE

>>25525413
>>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...
And stay till the end of the movie.

>>25525413
>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

We are good people.

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>>25525413
>>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

>>25525413
>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>Better just leave- it's pretty late already and practice is at six tomorrow...

>>25525413
>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...
>Better just leave- it's pretty late already and practice is at six tomorrow...

.... Oh, uh... we don't keep our keys in our jacket or anything, do we? Don't want to go all the way to our rooms and have to come all the way back for those. That would be embarrassing.

>>25525413
>>Pull a blanket over her or something- she'll catch a chill
>>She can give your jacket back tomorrow...

>>25525503
It's too late
the waifu train has already left the station at full speed

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>>25525503

This totally needs to happen.

Then the inevitable explanations when he goes in disheveled.

>>25525515
Oh, I'm fully onboard the train, I just don't want us to suddenly discover we've forgotten our keys halfway across the 5km long ship. That's just a pain in the neck.

>>25525515
SO no Yukari/Miho route?

>>25525543
Sorry, my mistake, the *7.6km* long ship. I based the 5km figure off a half-remembered image, and found the actual figure when I looked said image up.
(This is, incidentally, an *utterly insane* figure for something that's depicted with the basic proportions of a regular sized aircraft carrier. No wonder the school ships were so expensive to run - Oorai is depicted as one of the smallest ships, but it must cost more to run than all of the US Navy Carrier Strike Groups put together.)

>>25525543
>Girl sleeping cutely
>you're worried about minute details pointlessly.

/tg/ being /tg/?

>>25525625
If it's not part of the plan, you have to make a separate plan for it.

It's a chilly twenty minutes as you walk back to you and you grandfather's apartment without your jacket. Still, you smile to yourself as you walk through the dead of night on a seven-mile long city-ship. Yukari was really a nice girl, and you're happy that she's finally found a place and people she can be friends with- the world isn't kind to social outcasts and maybe you've made the world a bit better for her.

You'd managed to get out of the Yukari household without any more embarassing misreads by her parents, though when you'd tried to tell them you and Yukari were just friends and team mates they'd just winked and nodded at you.

The crew was gonna give you hell for it tomorrow, anyway. They'd figure out sooner or later that Yukari was just a friend and that there hadn't been some romantic rendevous. That or they'd get bored with it.

You shrug. That's life on a tank crew- no secrets and no mercy.

>>25525625

Drooling over her while watching intently would be gross, so let's avoid that, shall we?

>>25525588

We got Yukari already, and she hero-worships Miho as well. Now we just need to convince Miho.

>>25525652
>They'd figure out sooner or later that Yukari was just a friend and that there hadn't been some romantic rendevous.
BOOOOOO!

>inb4 Next Time on QuPQ

>>25525652

There needs to be hilarious misunderstandings and teasing.

Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest...

>Practice makes, well, not exactly perfect but slightly better, at least.
>Green is good.
>And our team gets a name.

Girls und Panzer Quest will ride again sometime between 5-6PM on Friday. Or maybe tomorrow, depends on how long certain things take.

Either way, follow me on Twitter to find out about schedule changes and when the threads go live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>25525652
>a seven-mile long city-ship.
yeah, I know what you meant, but 7 miles is double 7km.

>>25525693
>but 7 miles is double 7km.

uhhh...

>>25525693
...what?

>>25525698
He is n't that far off, a nautical mile is 1.8 km

7 nautical miles is 12,6 km.

Ooarai is the Executor now!

>>25525698
>>25525720
1.6 times, which is kinda close?

>>25525720
>>25525698
Its close enough for an approximation calm your tits.

>>25525751
but are those metric or imperial tits?

>>25525721
Nautical miles and American miles are different though.

>>25525846

When speaking of a boat, I think nautical miles are a safe assumption. I might be wrong, though...

>>25525663
Don't worry, we'll wake up to the realization soon enough.

>>25525863

Actually, with Yukari considering us a friend, there's a decent chance she'll be all over us at times. More awkward moments, more crazy situations, more innuendoes!

This will be glorious!

>>25525863
All aboard the waifu train! Next stop Fluffy Hair City!

>>25525682
We'd better be Team Eagle.

>>25525858
Nautical miles are generally only ever used for distances.

Measuremnts of physical objects or vehicles would be in convnetional miles.

..though, given international standards being what they are, they'd realistically be in in SI. So, kilometres.