>As you look around you see in the distance a large hampster-like Hollow staring in your direction and as you lock eyes with it, its mask splits into a foul grin before it fades into a strange mouth-like portal.

>Waiting a few minutes you don’t see any other signs of it, so you cautiously make your way to school on the lookout.

>As you walk into class, you teacher gives you a stern look as an unfamiliar student stands next to her. Ochi-sensei points to your seat and you hurriedly sit down as the unfamiliar boy wearing your school’s uniform stares at you. He’s got jaw-length blonde hair with a straight cut.

>Behind you, you can hear whispers, probably about your appearance, but you tune them out as Ochi-sensei addresses the class.

>“Today we have a new student transferring in. Please introduce yourself.”

>With a grin that shows off his upper teeth, the student seems to be staring at you as he gives a jaunty wave. “Yo, I’m Hirako Shinji. Pleased to meet you.”

After the new student’s introduction, class quickly gets underway, though you can feel the glances and make out the whispers about your beaten-up state.

Somehow, you manage to endure it until the lunch bell, giving you some free time to spend as you please. Behind you, you can hear that crazy lesbian, Honsho, harassing your old friend Tatsuki and her friend Inoue. Your friend Chad also seems to be staring at you and the transfer student seems to be sitting in the back corner of the room.

You…

>[ ] Rest, you’re tired
>[ ] Head up to the roof to eat lunch with your friends Mizuiro and Keigo
>[ ] Talk to Chad
>[ ] Write In

>>25519107
[x] Talk to Chad while heading up to the roof. Drag the transfer with us, too.

>>25519346
By the ear!

I'm all for talking to the Chadman.

>>25519107

Kill Chad. He's weak and useless.

Let the Hollow within takeover.

>>25519653
You're a dick. As easily as that would derail canon, we don't want THAT sort of derail.

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>[X] Talk to Chad while heading up to the roof. Drag the transfer with us, too.

Walking over to Chad, he gives you a nod. “Ichigo. What happened?”

Scratching the back of your head you try to figure out a reply before deciding to tell some of the truth. “Got in a fight with some punks. Let’s head up to the roof.”

With a nod, he stands up, towering over you. Though a giant and quiet, Chad is one of your closest friends. Though, to be fair, Chad isn’t his real name, but you suck at pronouncing it.

Turning towards the transfer student, you let out a call. “Hey, Hirako, want to head up to the roof for lunch?”

Pointing at himself, looking puzzled, you give a nod. Hirako ponders for a minutes before shrugging and following after you.

As you make your way up to the roof, you hear a familiar voice cry out overenthusiastically. “I-CH-GOOOOOOOOO!”

Dodging Keigo, you make your way to your normal spot before sitting down. As they notice the transfer student, Mizuro and Keigo give you a questioning glance before introducing themselves.

>Roll me 1d20

Rolled 10

>>25519698

Rolled 5

>>25519698
No roll for dodging Keigo?

>>25519740
>Needing to try

Rolled 7

Sweet Queso of Hueco Mundo I swear my asshole clenches no matter what we are rolling for

Rolled 11

>>25519698

Rolled 3

>>25519698
Wow, some of the rolls have been pretty sucky.

>>25519826
FML

>>25519826
Dude, fucked up rolls are what got us where we are. I wouldn't trade that for anything.

>>25519856
This train is gonna go damn far off it's tracks.

>10

You pause for a moment as you feel something, a heavy ominous presence. It’s faint, but it reminds you of the monster last night.

You remember Rukia’s words “Until then, don’t do anything stupid and stay clear of any hollows, got it?” But, just as well, you remember the street in ruins when you regained consciousness yesterday.

You could stand by and do nothing, or you could ditch school and investigate.

>[ ] Ditch and investigate
>[ ] Stay at school, Rukia can probably handle it.
>[ ] Write in

Rolled 19

>>25519856
>Be us
>Die because of bad rolls
>Roll nat 20s once dead to become into power early
Fuckyeah

>>25519900
>If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill.

>>25519894
>[x] Ditch and investigate.

Actually, thinking about it, we became ghostly when we got the shit beaten out of us....

>>25519928
He posted AS Cos was making his post. Happens, some times.

I am fine with a 19 waiting for the next roll, though.

Rolled 18

>>25519894

>[ ] Ditch and investigate

Stupid Strawberry hero a go!

Investigate. No man ever got a damn thing not doing dangerous shit in an rpg.

>>25519894
>[X] Ditch and investigate

>>25519894

>[x] Ditch and investigate

>>25519894
>>[ ] Ditch and investigate
Of course.

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>[X] Ditch and investigate.

“Icihigo? Something wrong?” Snapping out of your thoughts, you look towards the questioning glances of the people with you before nodding.

“Yeah, there’s something I’ve got to take care of. Chad, can you make up an excuse for me to Ochi-sensei?”

Staring at your serious gaze, Chad nods his head and you run off. As you make it to the entrance of the school, you pause and try to focus on the dreadful presence to better locate where it is.

>While two of the rolls have been used, please still roll me 1d20, as I need a third

Rolled 9

>>25520268
Here ya go.

Rolled 18

>>25520268

Rolled 5

>>25520268

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>19

Focusing on the feeling, you try to divine where is coming from. Getting a grasp on it, you begin heading towards it at top speed. Not long after, you find yourself at the Yumizawa Children’s park as a large, six-legged insect-like hollow is chasing what appears to be a small boy.

There’s no sign of Rukia, and if you don’t act soon it’ll be to late to save the boy.

You..

>[ ] Charge in and attack
>[ ] Try to distract it
>[ ] Wait and do nothing, surely Rukia will show.
>[ ] Write in

>Perk Unlocked! Sixth Sense! You're very skilled at sensing and searching for specific Reiatsu. From now on, all skill checks to locate someone's presence are out of the first five rolls!

>>25520450
>[ ] Try to distract it

Preferably, lead it to where you think Rukia is.

Rolled 20

>>25520450

>[ ] Charge in and attack

CRUSH KILL BURN MAIM

>>25520450
>[X] Charge in and attack
BANZAAAAAAAAAI

>>25520450
LEEEEROOOYYYYYY!


JEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!

>>25520500
I love you.

>>25520500
Welp.

MAXIMUM KUUUBOOOOO!!!!!

Rolled 12

>>25520500
You're the boss man.

>>25520500
BEST ROLL TIMING

Rolled 1

>>25520450

KILL

Rolled 18

>>25520559
fail troll has failed with his 1d1

>>25520559
WHY!?

>>25520571
It's a D1, you fool.

>>25520571
Oh, never mind.

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>>25520500
One could say this anon WANTS TO SEE SOME ACTION.
I must admit that I had checked whether you didn't roll a d100, but my lack of faith shames me now.

>>25520500

Hit it.
http://youtu.be/1lsn2tT5yTc

>>25520594

I was honestly hoping for a crit fail but this works too

>>25520734
I'm with you anon.

>[X] Charge in and attack

There’s no time. If you don’t act now, then the child’s Hollow chow. Your mother was some sort of Bassass Hollow killer, right? Then maybe you’ve got that, too.

Running in you cock back your fist, ready to let ago a blow.

>Critical Success

As you pull back your fist and reach melee range of its face, you feel like your body is flowing with energy. As you thrust your fist forward, it seems to be covered in some sort of faint pattern. But that doesn’t matter.

You make solid contact with its mask and the mask immediately crumbles as the hollow is disintegrated by the sheer power of your blow, as is the next thirty feet behind it.

You stare blankly at the devastation your attack was wrought.

Well, that’s never happened before

You…

>[ ] Write in

> Perk Unlocked! It’s In The Blood I. You’re not entirely sure how you did it, but you seem to be able to reinforce your body somehow.

>>25520674
We'll be the hero Karakura town deserves.
The only SHITTY thing is that we've got nothing but punchmagic and a human body till we get Urahara's crazy pills.
I mean, nothing against punchmagic, but unless we manage to tap into our powers while in our body we're frustratingly slow.

Wait.
We know we've got Quincy blood. Would it be excessive metagaming if we asked for lessons on Quincy techniques? I doubt Ichigo is patient enough for most, but a small spirit blast might be nice to have. OR we could ask Rukia, but I think Kido is kinda counter-intuitive which is why so few people even bother doing it beyond what's required to pass exams.

>>25520853
>Perk Unlocked! It’s In The Blood I


KUUUUUBBBBBOOOOOO

>>25520879
>OR we could ask Rukia, but I think Kido is kinda counter-intuitive which is why so few people even bother doing it beyond what's required to pass exams.
No, it's simply weaksauce as hell compared to using release forms.

Rolled 13

>>25520853

[x] Freak out internally. Check in on the kid, then NOPE

>>25520853
[X] head back to school
We kinda ditched our friends, but since we finished that up pretty quickly maybe we can still make an excuse of some sort.

>>25520853
[X] Check on kid, then head back to school.

Make a mental note to ask dad if he knows if any of mom's family lives in town.

Rolled 14

So for someone who left after SS arc, wtf just happened?

>>25520853
>> Perk Unlocked! It’s In The Blood I
M-masaka!!

>>25520943
>>25520926
Combine those.
Check on the kid, then awkwardly NOOOOPPPEEE out of there and run back to your group.

>>25520853
Why isn't this child in school? (not that I'd want to endanger his classmates, but seriously what's he doing here alone)

>>25520853
>[ ] Write in

Check on the kid and see if he's alright.

inb4 Kubo Nat1 and he's a Hollow.

>>25520978
We just skipped Namek and Mexico.

We've got the Quincy version of Heirro

Rolled 19

>>25520988
Everyone is the hollows.
EVERYONE.
>>25520978
>So for someone who left after SS arc, wtf just happened?
We became AWESOME.

>>25520853

[x] Check on the kid, head back to school

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>[X] Check on the kid, then awkwardly NOOOOPPPEEE out of there and run back to your group.

Staring at the scene in front of you then at your fist, then back to the scene in front of you, your mind freezes up. All you can think is

“What. The. Fuck. Was. That.”

Feeling a tugging gesture on your hand, you look down at the little boy who is staring up at you.

“You saved me mister, Thank you!”

You start to smile until you see the chain attached to the boy’s chest. Patting him on the head, you try your best to smile anyway.

“Hey, kid, I need you to hide until you see a girl in a black kimono, alright? Also, don’t tell her about me, please?”

After getting his promise, you look back at the scenery in front of you. Maybe it’d be best to head back to school… and NOT get questioned by the authorities.

Taking off at a breakneck pace, you reach Karakura high school. The front gate, which you jumped over originally to get out, is closed and people are back in class. To get back in without anyone noticing, you’d have to be very stealthy.

You…

>[ ]Try to sneak in (roll 1d20)
>[ ]Don’t care about stealth, I’m missing class!
>[ ]Play hooky, Chad made up an excuse after all.

>>25521579
[x] Screw stealth you're late
They don't like you much anyway so why bother sneaking in?

Rolled 9

>>25521579
>>[ ]Try to sneak in (roll 1d20)
The dice gods are fickle gods, let's see if they'll show me their favor.

>>25521579
>>[ ]Play hooky, Chad made up an excuse after all.
wouldn't want to make chad look silly.

Rolled 8

>>25521579

>[ ]Try to sneak in (roll 1d20)

Rolled 1

>>25521579
>>[ ]Try to sneak in (roll 1d20)

Education is important after all

Rolled 12

>>25521579
>[ ]Try to sneak in (roll 1d20)

>>25521651

Oh fuck, what have I done

>>25521611
We already rolled a 19 earlier.
We should be fine, right?
>>25521017

>>25521685
KUUUUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>25521685
You've caused us to trip down the stairs on our way up to class, into the band department, and onto box filled with xylophones that was conveniently next to a megaphone sitting next to a p.a. system.

Rolled 10

>>25521651

OH YEA.

KUBOTEIM

>>25521579
Fuck stealth. We jump the gate.

>>25521651
>>25521685

I don't recall if Ichigo's highschool has any teachers that are out for his blood.
Been a long time, dropped it after the conclusion of the Fullbring arc.

>>25521579
Screw stealth, let's get back to class already.

>>25521781

His homeroom teacher is a little miffed that he keeps skipping class, but that's about it.

Oh boy, you missed out on the greatest Kubo of all Kubos. Old Man Zangetsu isn't Ichigi's sword spirit thing

>>25521835
>Old Man Zangetsu isn't Ichigi's sword spirit thing
WHAAAAAAT?!

>>25521906
And now my brain hurts.

>>25521853
ssshhhhhhhh.

Do not question the Kubo. Everything is going according to keikaku.

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[X]Try to sneak in (roll 1d20)
>1

As you try to go about sneaking in, perhaps you’re still in shock from what happened. Jumping over the wall, you find yourself landing in a dumpster. When you get into the building you get your foot stuck in a bucket, and as you approach your classroom door, you trip, sending you flying into the classroom.

Somehow you manage to maneuver yourself as you trip so that you slam over your desk and slam face first into your seat. As you quickly right yourself in the desk, you notcie that the eyes of everyone are locked onto you in shock. Ochi-sensei look like she’s froze in the middle of the lesson, her eyes locked you in shock.

Then incredulousness.

Raising a hand, you address your teacher. “Yo, Ochi-sensei, sorry for being late, had to take care of an emergency.”

Then anger.

Pulled by your ear, she forces you to spend the rest of the period, holding water in the bucket that had been on your foot. You’re pretty sure schools don’t allow this anymore, but its probably merciful compared to what Ochi-sensei could do to you.

Nothing else seems to happen the rest of the day just routine classes. Finally, the school bell rings, announcing the end of the day.

You..

>[ ]Go home to find that Urahara person with Rukia
>[ ]Go out somewhere isolated to figure out what just happened
>[ ]Write in

>You also have unlocked the chance for a new perk!

Critical Master: You’re successes and failures are a thing of legend. From now on, even outside of normal dice rolling parameters, critical successes and failures will count, and will stack, exponentially, with each of failure/success for that test.

Take the perk?
>[ ]Yes
>[ ]No

Rolled 10

>>25522324

>[ ]Yes

Kubo train has no brakes.

>>25522324
Also, sorry for the delay, I had some trouble with my internet that I had to fix.

>>25522324
Take the perk and go find those punks from yesterday. It's time for round two.

>>25522324
>but its probably merciful compared to what Ochi-sensei could do to you.

>You make solid contact with its mask and the mask immediately crumbles as the hollow is disintegrated by the sheer power of your blow, as is the next thirty feet behind it.

Fucking bring it.

Rolled 1

>>25522324
>[ ]Yes
Fuck it, we're all going to Mexico anyways.
KUBO, GUIDE MY DICE!

>>25522377
>KUBO, GUIDE MY DICE!
You fucking moron. Why would you invoke kubo like that?

>>25522324
[X] Go find that Urahara guy.

[x] YES>

>>25522324
>[X]Go home to find that Urahara person with Rukia
Critical Master
>[X] Hell Yes

>>25522324
>[ ]Go home to find that Urahara person with Rukia

>Take the perk?
>[ ]Yes

Kubo canon raep acceleration is a go.

[x]Go home to find that Urahara person with Rukia
[x]

There are no brakes on the Kubo train

>>25522377
Already stacking up a bank eh?

I vote yes, the being at the complete whims of the /tg/ dice is the best part of this quest

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Rolled 6

>>25522377

>>25522411

Second [x] is supposed to be "Yes"

>>25522377
KUUUUUUUBOOOOOO

>>25522492
See U man, take the perk

>>25522377
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!

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Rolled 15

>>25522377

>[X]Go home to find that Urahara person with Rukia

With a scowl on face and what you’re sure is people’s laughter at your back, you make your way home. After quickly showering and changing clothes to get rid of any lingering dumpster traces, you go back downstairs to the living room to try and find Rukia.

She’s sitting at the dining room table, looking irritated until she sees you.

“Something the matter?”

She pauses and shakes her head. “Just something weird happened today. Anyway, you ready to go find this Urahara guy?”

>[ ]Yeah, let’s get directions from Goat-chin and head out.
>[ ]No, let’s hold up for a moment there’s something I want to do first (Write in)

Rolled 9

>>25522659

>[ ]Yeah, let’s get directions from Goat-chin and head out.

>>25522659
Ask Goat-chin if there's any relatives of mom still in town, before getting directions to Urahara.

>>25522659
>>[ ]No, let’s hold up for a moment there’s something I want to do first (Write in)
Flirt with rukia

Rolled 5

>>25522678
Rolling for flirt effectiveness

>>25522659
I saw this young kids ghost in the park and Iwas wondering if you'd exercised him yet.

>>25522659
>>[ ]Yeah, let’s get directions from Goat-chin and head out.

ask her about the weird stuff as we walk

>>25522718
We asked the kid not to tell her about us. Why would we ruin that now?

>>25522718
exorcised* Not that you're a personal trainer ghost. I mean how a shorty like you- nevermind.

Rolled 16

>>25522814

Because strawberry is an idiot.

>>25522814
Because I'm an idiot.

>>25522659
>[ ]Yeah, let’s get directions from Goat-chin and head out.

Rolled 20

>>25522847
>>25522849

So because idiocy and Ichigo Mashimaro cares too much.

So yes

>>25522891

Nuoh mah gawd

>>25522891
Right in the Kubo Critical Bank.

Rolled 15

>>25522891

Excellent. I knew all that rolling would serve its purpose.

Time to roll a Nat 1.

>>25522891
>>25522377
Negated?

>>25522677
>>25522678
Both. we can do it because SCIENCE! and kubo.

Rolled 1

>>25522934

Looks like it.

>>25522987
NOT ANYMORE FUCKER

Rolled 14

>>25522987
Well shit.

Rolled 19

>>25522987
AHAHAHAHAH

>>25522987

Oh you fucking asshole.

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25522891
Use it to flirt

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Rolled 15

>>25522987
>>25522997
>>25523001


My grin is this wide.

Rolled 11

>>25523009
Kubo drivers are at full power.

Rolled 9

>>25523025
Don't worry! I'll get us back that crit!

Rolled 10

>>25523045
nice try.

OP must be laughing like crazy right now

Rolled 1

>>25523134
Just watching us stew.

Rolled 9

How long do these stack? Is it per post, thread, or lifetime?

Rolled 15

>>25523145
perhaps we should stop rolling

Rolled 5

>>25523161
That's a horrible idea.

Rolled 3

>>25523145

Hue

Rolled 15

>>25522987

KUUUUUUUBOOOOOO

Rolled 11

>>25523161
Nah

Rolled 19

>>25523145

KUUUUUBOOOOOOOO

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>[X]Yeah, let’s get directions from Goat-chin and head out.
>[X] Ask Goat-chin if mother had any other relatives
>[X] Ask about ghost child.
>[X] Hit on Rukia

You pause for a second before thinking about it. “Hey, Rukia, earlier today on my way to school I saw what looked to be a ghost child in a park nearby my school. Have you exorcized him yet, or should we make a stop there?”

She pauses and looks at you strangely. “…At a park nearby your school you say?”

She’s looking at you intently…
>[ ] Come Clean
>[ ] LIE! (roll 1d20)

>(Will continue post differently based on outcome of this decision)

Rolled 8

>>25523235

come clean

Rolled 3

>>25523235
>>[ ] Come Clean
Might as well, we're gong to hit on her, let's be truthful as well.

Rolled 5

>>25523235

>[ ] LIE! (roll 1d20)

AHAHA.

2 NAT 1s

Rolled 10

>>25523235
Lie like a motherfucker

>>25523235
>[ ] Come Clean

Rolled 19

>>25523235
Guys, lets try and lie! Get rid of the nat 1 we stored up. Do it in a comical fashion.

Rolled 10

>>25523235

>[ ] LIE UNCONVINCINGLY

AHAHAHAH

>>25523235
>>[x] Come clean

We have two nat 1s, we aint bluffing our way out of a paper bag

Rolled 7

Dice Gods hear my plea grant me a 20 so that I might counter Kubo and his dreaded 1's and bring peace to this fair land.

Rolled 10

Let's lay down and pretend to be a slug.

>>25523235

>[ ] Come Clean

Rolled 20

>>25523314

Thats why.

Clear the Nat 1s, let her lay the beatdown.

Rolled 13

>>25523235
>[ ] Come Clean
We're fucked otherwise.

Rolled 7

>>25523344

huh.

Would you look at that.

Rolled 9

>>25523344


KUUUUUUBOOOOOO

>>25523344

Welp

>>25523235
>[x] LIE! (roll 1d20)
It'll burn a crit fail out of the Kubo Bank.

Rolled 3

so is it thing that we yell "KUUUUUBOOOOO" whenever we roll a 1 or a 20?

Rolled 20

>>25523344
Just need 1 more 20 to break even.

>>25523407
WELP

>>25523407
good work

>>25523407
>>25523344
KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rolled 19

>>25523400
Kubo Tite is the guy who makes Bleach.
AKA the guy who ruined the story.

Rolled 5

>>25523407
I can't believe I just did that.

Rolled 20

>>25523407
Well done

Rolled 2

>>25523446
What is going on right now?

>>25523443
Also, his name means "Penis Hut" in Tagalog.

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Rolled 9

>>25523446

Rolled 5

>>25523446
This 20, is in response to a 20, that is itself linking to someone else's 20.

Rolled 2 + 0

>>25523470
lol

Rolled 8

>>25523461
The HEART

Rolled 17

>>25523475

When will the madness end?

Rolled 20

>>25523446
>>25523407
>>25523344
So our flirting works?

>>25523446
The criticals are starting to lose their charms I feam

Rolled 14

>>25523498
Yes

Rolled 2

>>25523483
is what you want

Rolled 2

>>25523498
oh god what the fuck is going on

Rolled 8

>>25523498
>>25523446
from -2 crit points to +2 crit points

>>25523498
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS THREAD

Rolled 4

>>25523498

OH FUCK

AT THIS RATE WE AREN'T JUST SKIPPING MEXICO AND JAPAN, WE'RE SKIPPING THE ENTIRE PLOT

Rolled 10

>>25523498

I think we've made the kitty wet, again, yes.

>>25523520
Good.
Bleach was at it's best when it HAD no plot beyond "Episodic action comedy starring the Japanese Samurai Ghostbusters".

...(throws away what was written)

I'll quickly write up that for you, fine folks

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Rolled 2

>>25523516

Rolled 7

>>25523570

Sorry OP, but this is Full Kubo

>>25523570
Hehe, how is that "I'm ready for you /tg/" holding up for you?

Rolled 16

>>25523570

The flirting?

>>25523546
speaking of Ghost busters lets get Urahara to build us a proton pack

>>25523601
>>25523570
The Dice Gods heard your heresy and decided to punish you for thinking that you are ready for them Cosgrove.

>>25523601
nah, just had to rewrite because a light change in outcome. Its nothing I can't handle.

>>25523570
That's what you think. Now we hit a streak of nat 1s.

Rolled 19

It looks like we have three 1s and 5 20s.
Fuck.

Rolled 14

>>25523633

You say that now

>>25523633
Kudos for rolling with the punches, but please stop tempting fate and /tg/ with those words.

Rolled 9

Well now we know.

It's not fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls that will kill OP.

It's /tg/ and /tg/ dice itself.

Rolled 11

>>25523570
Lets get it on!

Damn I wish I hadn't submitted the thread early to suptg

Rolled 16

>>25523733
Miss the dice gods laughing?

>>25523753

Yep.

Oh well, I made a lewd innuendo keeping with the them of the previous two threads

>Bach, Aizen, Yamaji, Isshin, and everyone else in Soul Society and Hueco Mundo planned everything thousands of years ago, bringing in new people as needed
>everything was done to train one person through incredible adversity so that they'd one day be able to kill the Soul King
>literally everyone but Ichigo is in on it
>after Ichigo kills the Soul King, everyone is actually alive
>[spoilers]CONGRATULATIONS[/spoiler]
>Bleach: End

Just something to consider from the /a/ thread

>>25523824

The new chapter is out already?

Haha time for KUBO

>>25523824
Wait is that true or just /a/ guessing?

>>25523853
Not yet but "soon"

>>25523862
Its obviously guessing.

>>25523733
you can always update it

>>25523886

Shit really?

How do I do that?

Rolled 15

>>25523886

He means he can't update the description

>>25523903
be resubmitting it

>>25523921
ahhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
AHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
well then you can't
I've tried

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>Lie!
>Flirt!
>20 x2!

“Well, I look out for spirits to try to help them find rest, so I just wanted to make sure he’s okay. Especially after that monster yesterday. Why, did something happen to him?”

Your tone is smooth and convincing as you ask her and she relaxes and smiles at you. “Yeah, I took care of him. Sorry. Thanks for trying to help though.”

You smile back at her. “My name’s Ichigo for a reason. I’m one who protects, why wouldn’t I look out for others? Anyway, I should ask old goat-chin about Urahara.”

She nods at you and as you make your way to the door, you turn back towards her. “By the way, Rukia.”

She looks at you questioningly and you give her a dazzling smile. “You really do look much cuter when you smile.”

As she turns red, you walk out into the clinic attached to your house and find your father unoccupied for the moment.

“Hey, did mom have any relatives still alive?”

Your father looks at you before sighing. “No, she was raised by friends of her family, but about that time they had a large falling out. If you’re trying to find out about you mother’s heritage, I advise you not to try and find them… they might not react to kindly to your questioning for a number of reasons.”

He doesn’t seem to be budging on the matter so you relent. “Well, could you give me the address to that Urahara guy’s place?”

With a quick address on a notepad, you find yourself on your way to meet Urahara. At your side, Rukia seems rather quiet, glancing at you once in while.

But, nevertheless you find yourself in front of a small shop named “Urahara Store.”

(1/2)

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>(2/2)

Out front there is a scruffy blond man in a green shirt and pants with a brown coat over it along with a pair of Geta sandals. His face is hidden by a green and white striped bucket hat and a fan that he hold in front of his face. As you approach he snaps the fan shut and points it at you.

“Well, well, well. Kurosaki Ichigo. I wondered when we would finally meet.”

Getting up, he smiles at you before turning to your companion.

“And a lovely lady shinigami, as well.”

Opening his arms widely, he seems to gesture at his shop.

“How can this humble candy shop owner help you?”

>[ ]Write in

>>25524138
"Cut the crap Moondoggie, I wanna know more about how you kept my mother from turning into a Hollow."

>>25524138

[x] How do I shot Zanpakuto

but for real

[x] Who is Aizen, other Shinigami related questions

>>25524138
Well, to cut to the chase, I died recently, but then I un-died. Somehow. I woke up wearing a weird mask, with this pretty young girl holding a sword up at me. Then I learned about my unusual heritage, which is when I learned about you also. Can you tell me what you know about me? About what I am exactly, because I sure as hell aren't normal.

>>25524138
"My father said that you helped save my mother."

>>25524254
>>25524177
>>25524173
Yeah mother+Aizen stuff seem to be ok for now.

>>25524120

using a 20 on flirting


KUUUUUBOOOOOOO

>>25524138
"I need a crash course on all this 'Shinigami' nonsense, and I need it now."
>>25524173
>Cut the crap Moondoggie
Okay, whatever all we ask about, I like this.

>>25524361
We still have 2 more 20s minimum.

Rolled 16

>>25524404
Nah, I don't think so.

>>25524404
I thought those were negated by a couple of nat 1s?

>implying this isn't the sequel of bleach: kubo ex machina
with all of the bullshit just in this one thread alone, i feel like i really reading a rewriting of bleach, full kubo and everything.

>>25524458
The ones were negated by the 20s but yes.

Rolled 8

>>25524404

It's an exponential. All used on the next time we need to use a roll.

Rolled 8

>>25524314
works for me

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Hey guy's, what's going on in this th--
>>25523446
>>25523407
>>25523344
>>25523498

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>[X] My father said that you helped save my mother
>[X] Aizen
>[X] Shinigami info

“You’re Urahara, right? My father said you helped save my mother.”

He nods, his eyes covered by the shadow of his hat. “I did, yes.”

“What can you tell me-”

You’re cut off from asking more by his fan poking you in the face, the cheerfulness from his expression earlier is gone. “Not out here. Inside.”

The three of you enter his store, as he directs you and Ruka to a small table. Sitting across from the two of you, he locks eyes with the both of you.

“So, Isshin talked, did he? I’m a little shocked, but I’m not too surprised considering the mess I had to clean up yesterday.”

Tapping his fan on his leg he looks at the both of you. “Who are you, miss Shinigami?”

With an appearance of complete professionalism she grips her sheathed Katana. “I am Kuchiki Rukia. Tell me, what do you have to say about Kurosaki Isshin’s claims about Captain Aizen Sosuke’s treachery against Soul Society?”

With an amused smirk, Urahara stares her down. “Listen, Miss Kuchiki, you’re wanting a lot from me, but what you’re asking me to involve you in isn’t something I take lightly.”

>(1/2)

Did something happen to Cosgrove?

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The smirk fades from his face. An ominous feeling seemed to emanate from the shop keeper. “If you two want me to tell you anything, you’ll have to prove that you’re capable of handling it.”

Picking up a cane laying next to him, he stands up before, lightning fast, he shoves it at your forehead and you soon find yourself standing above your body, clothed in the garb of a Shinigami.

“If you two want to know the truth, you’ll have to pass my tests. We’ll start with the weakest link.”

Suddenly, it feels like there’s a pressure pushing down on your from this man. It’s relentless and leaves you feeling weak kneed. It cuts off seconds later, but you still feel weak. Urahara lets out a snort.

“Pathetic. You want to make an enemy of Sosuke Aizen like this? You might as well go ahead and roll over dead as you are now. You think you can stand up to someone who has mastered many of the Shinigami arts when you don’t even know your own Zanpakuto’s name?”

Staring at the both of you with derision, he makes his way over across the room and jabs at something, revealing a ladder leading down into a pit.

“I’ll be generous. I’ll tell you both everything…

“If you can manage not to die in a fight against me, Kurosaki Ichigo.”

BLEACH QUEST IV END

TO BE CONTINUED

>>25524811
>>25524810
>That timing

>>25524811
had a slight problem with internet again.Took me a minute to get it back and running. Damn router

>>25524821
Well shit

>>25524829
Also, newest Bleach chapter will be out any time now

Is OP dead?

>>25524836
>>25524821
Well shit is right, Ichigo hasn't even used his sword at all and now he is going through the last training with Urahara?

>>25524848

He is now

>>25524837
I keep forgetting that the series is still going

>>25524821
>BLEACH QUEST IV END

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

By the way Cos, do you have a twitter to anounce when you are going to start a new thread?

>>25524865

Yeah, you should get a twitter Cos.

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>>25524821
Oh shit.
We are going to die horribly.
>>25524829
>Damn router
Pic related.

>>25524865
no, but I'll have one up for next thread, which will be tomorrow night.

>>25524855
this.
we gonna die because we on hardest difficulty.

>>25524875
But it will be glorious!

For KUBO!

Ok... so I dropped Bleach after the Ghost Mexico arc (haha yeah, I know nothing), but why did we manage to punch out a Hollow and half the damn street earlier?

On a related note, we should demand fisticuffs, in the vain hope he'll accept and we can sucker-punch him.

>>25524993

Because we're in a Full Kubo thread

>>25524993
Ichigo's mother was a Quincy.
I'm GUESSING it has something to do with that (I dropped it after Soul Society).

>>25525014
Yeah, there's new Quincy techniques, one of which is called Blut. It can be a defensive power OR an offensive one.

>THE hsofact
Oh, god, Kubo has taken over captcha

>>25525014
Then prepare for new and improved plot! Covering all the main points except, hopefully that shit to do with Hueco Mundo.

>>25525071
Cosgrove thank you, this thread and kubo mode make this one of the lulziest quest's I've seen and you're a pretty good writer as well, I honestly hope this quest lives a long time, also I don't know about other anon's but I would not mind if you really fucked with things, like ss being our ally one moment and then turning on us because we fucked up, simply hold no punches, at least that's my advice.

> be busy with other things
> come back to this thread
> laugh hysterically
Always bet on Kubo.

>>25526100
Cos, I want your actual opinion on this (if you're still here for whatever reason)

What did you think of all dem 20s?

in other news did anyone else read the last chapter of bleach?
>dem duel wielding sword shenanigans.
>it looks like if you stuck the smaller hole in perpendicular to the large sword it looks like a crossbow
>ichigo with real zanpakuto looks like he might be FGT powerlevels in shikai state

Rolled 13

>>25526316
>dat last spoilered line
Wheeeeeeee~
I really miss the RANDOM COMEDY interspersed with SADNESS style of the earlier Bleach though.