>>25467444

Now, you're not all that familiar with Incubator biology - besides scattering it all over the place with a well-placed gunshot or two) - but you're pretty sure that Kyuubey doesn't have any equipment between those legs of his. Or anything, really, that would qualify as something Kirishima Ruri may have had in her mouth to get this sort of preferential treatment. So that begs the question - just how much clout does this Kirishima Ruri have, and what's in it for the mutant cat?

Things used to be much simpler before all this.

You'd just have to show up and shoot someone's legs off and that'd be that, call it a day, meet up back in Charles' bar.

Well, you're not being paranoid for nothing. It's unprecedented, this client ordering the mutant cat around. Even with your leaky sieve of a memory, you remember Kyuubey as being one of those Incubators that absolutely hates having to cater to a client, valuing being able to make his own decisions rather than have them made for him. And this Ruri did just that - asking that you, from all the Magical Girls in your Officio, to be her security detail for four days.

Considering your current rank, and everything. No, you're still not used to being Warmaster, and you still have a lot to learn about the position - but you're pretty sure it's not something to take lightly. A Warmaster shouldn't be doing grunt work, and if she is, it'd have to be pretty fucking important.

It's only one of the many things that has you on edge, in regards with this particular job. One of the many things that's got you on guard with whoever this Kirishima Ruri is.

...You almost find yourself wishing that she'd come out holding a Golden Weapon right off the bat. That would just save you a whole lot of trouble - not to mention four days of babysitting.

[1/2]

>>25467460

Speaking of Golden Weapons...you did leave some in your personal vault, right?

Which ones did you leave behind?

>[No less than two Golden Weapons must be left behind. Voting ends in 20 Minutes.]

[]The Chainaxes
[]The Gauntlets
[]The Desert Eagle
[]The Sword

>>25467467
>[x]The Sword
>[x]The Chainaxes

woo~

>>25467467

[x]The Sword
[x]The Chainaxes

As if we need cutting power

I would have liked to keep the Chainaxes on person though

>>25467467
>[X]The Chainaxes
>[X]The Sword
Seems the most in-character.

>self-caused accdnts
What are you trying to say, Captcha?

Rolled 14

>>25467444

Villager!

Go to Fakku

>>25467467
[X]The Chainaxes
[X]The Sword
>about to go to sleep see this
Guess its a double all nighter for me wooooo

>>25467467
>[x]The Chainaxes
>[x]The Sword
We also need to learn how to do that autogun trick with the gauntlets.

Rolled 18

>>25467467

>[x]The Chainaxes
>[x]The Sword

>>25467467
[x] The Sword
[x] The Chainaxes

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>>25467467

>[x]The Chainaxes
>[x]The Sword
Regardless of what golden weapon we store back into the vault, we should leave a non-gold item behind.

>[x]Leave the warmasters cap in the vault.
We are going to be around idols for 4 days, plus a crazy stalker idol. We got enough on our hands without worrying about a hat that contains the prince of pleasure/she who thirsts and since it has been demonstrated that people can steal stuff from our inventory it would be far better to leave it behind in the secure vault.
We can pick it up later.

Rolled 2

I like the size of the gauntlets.

For one thing, they're gonna be enormously (lol) useful when protecting a VIP.

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>>25467467
[X]The Chainaxes
[X]The Gauntlets
[]The Desert Eagle
[]The Sword

It's probably a crazy idea, but I want to try the sword after the treatment. And DE is a no brainer, it's our only ranged weapon.

We need more golden firearms decu

>>25467467
Errrgh. I want to take the sword, but it's tactically unsound.

[x] The Sword
[x] The Chainaxes

Eventually we're going to nut up and use that sword, though.

>>25467467
>[x]The Chainaxes
>[]The Gauntlets
>[x]The Desert Eagle
>[x]The Sword
Yuu is nice girl, helpful too, let's keep her around. Away with the rest.
We might want to test "synchronising" with DEagle (brand DEagle) later to assume better control over it, but we have no time for that right now. Or do we?

Rolled 15

>>25467514

I know what you mean, we need training time on it.

>>25467467
>[X]The Chainaxes
>[X]The Sword

The unmastered ones

Rolled 17

>>25467509

Nah, much more fun to wear it and watch idols start lusting.

>>25467520
We're leaving the chainaxes and sword behind.

[x] The sword
[x] The chainaxes

We can basically sit back and shoot, and if the fight comes to us, use the giant punchy gauntlets to punch things

Rolled 13

>>25467521

Anon:

>Which ones did you leave behind?

>>25467521
>...Why are we taking the Chainaxe and Sword?

>Which ones did you leave behind?

Reading comprehension, Anon, do you have it?

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>>25467534
>>25467535
>mfw I reread the OP

>>25467521
>Which ones did you leave behind?

guys what if the ones we leave behind, some other idiot gets a hole of them, like sayaka and kyoko?
i'm not liking this.

>>25467583
We have the only key. Well QB probably has a spare somewhere in there.

>>25467583
Vault can only be accessed by Chiaki (and QB).
All the important MG have been briefed about Golden Weapons.

Rolled 8

>>25467583

I'd hope they'd not be that dumb.

Especially after we warned them what happened.

>>25467607
QB COMES AFTER US WITH A CHAIN-AXE IN BOTH EAR/HAND THINGS AND THE KATANA HELD WITH HIS MOUTH

>>25467467
[x]The Sword
[x]The Chainaxes
>implying it will make a difference
laughing_witches.jpg

>>25467618
>>25467614
>>25467620
>>25467607
>implying sayaka isn't retarded and doesn't hate the ever living shit out of us
>implying she can't get at the vault
guys do not underestimate stupidity, always work with at least 1 shadowrun at all times here or we die hard and fast.

also reminder, we have slannesh in our hat, i repeat we still have a chaos god in our hat.

>>25467636
The question is, how do we weaponise it?

Rolled 8

>>25467636

Shadowruns, Yes.

STUPID Shadowruns, no.

She actually said she believed us. She of all people trusted Chiaki's word when she explained about the Golden Weapons. I think she understands exactly what those things can do and why NOT to touch them.

Also, Sayaka a shit but she is NOT that stupid. Hate but do not irrationally hate. Understand them and you can and will hate them all that much better and with much more venom.

>>25467644
"Why kill me when we can fuck instead?"

And then golden weapon harem happens.

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>>25467620
DRAWFAGS!!!!

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>>25467636

We we want to work with at least 1 shadowrun.
We would have told someone to get the plans for the stadium, or find out where the security guards are going to come from.

>also reminder, we have slannesh in our hat, i repeat we still have a chaos god in our hat.

and no one wants to put the said hat in the vault.
Lewd times ahoy!

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>>25467636
>also reminder, we have slannesh in our hat, i repeat we still have a chaos god in our hat

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[x]The Sword
[x]The Chainaxes
>Captcha: nfoJap Monthly
I see.

[x]The Sword
[x]The Gauntlets

>>25467660
I really need to read these some day
to find out why Slaanesh is in a little girls har

>>25467644
>wear hat
>flip hair
>they fall in love instantly
>hat devours their souls

Nothing can go wrong.

>>25467670
Because crazy yandere Godoka beat it up and put it in there.

Said Godoka wants to kill us when we remember what we did to drive her crazy.

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>>25467467
[x]The Chainaxes
[x]The Desert Eagle
[x]The Sword

We`ll only use the Gauntlets. I mean.. no one fucking expects a Vindicare to go into melee and punch you in face with a Powerfist.

And just to add to the horror of being punched by a gient metal fist, this particularl Vindicare can phase in and out of reality.
Just fucking imagine the terror when you blink and the person that was a good 100 Meters away suddenly shows up right in your face.

>>25467670
what happened is last thread, we gave pinky pancakes and pretty much said that the chaos god is in our hat because she stuck it there AND THATS why everyrone gets insta lewd when around someone wearing the hat

>>25467723
>Timestop
Do you REALLY wanna summon Pinky again?

>>25467723
Our timestop has proven unreliable when facing golden weapon users in the past.
Also voting is over.

>>25467736
>implying thats always a bad thing
>when in reality shes just yandere madoka, and probably just wants us to be sorry, go full witch and be her buddy for the rest of time
you realize this right?

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>>25467736

Yes?

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>>25467723
Addendum:

Whe should totally use our timestop more often to freak the shit out of people, because this is the weapon of pure terror.

We might not be the most charismatic, deadly or crazy of Megucas but goddamn, the person you were just talking about suddenly standing with you in the room would probably let everyone freak out.

>>25467732
wait so slaanesh gifted a magical girl
with a hat that makes everything that happens hentai?

>>25467757

Slaanesh is sealed within the hat, Pinky said so.

>>25467757
slanesh is a hat, our hat, and when we wear said hat everything turns into a hentai, and to temporarily sedate said chaos god we go do hentai things while wearing hat.

>>25467475 >>25467477 >>25467479 >>25467493

Yeah, you did. You left Kharn's babies - that is to say, Gorefather and Gorechild, the chainaxes - and Muramasa behind. You don't see the need for that kind of hardware in this kind of mission, and you REALLY don't see the point of risking going stab-happy with Kirika's old standby. You even tried unsheathing the damn thing just a bit, to see the blade's golden surface - but seeing Kirika's screaming face, her eyes torn out and crying bloody tears in place of your own reflection made you think twice.

Even in death - or at least, having her soul trapped in a demonic weapon - Kirika still refuses to stop being such a bitch.

The Golden Desert Eagle, though, you made sure to keep. You're carrying it now, in a shoulder leather holster, the same holster you used during the last mission you had with Iori. Concealed rather well under the bulky bomber jacket that Kyoko's returned to you, it's a comforting weight on your side. ...You know these things are dangerous, but you can't help but feel oddly peaceful with it around. You're not even stressed at all about wearing the Warmaster's Cap, which, according to pinky, has some sort of malevolent spirit of lust inside it.

As for the Gauntlets, you're wearing them now still, in their braceleft forms. Each one clasped around your wrist, under your costume's sleeves. ...You haven't really taken them off since you got home from Siberia, haven't you? Maybe that's the reason Yuu's been so friendly. Does the skin contact count as constant skinship, or something?

...Nah. Golden Weapons couldn't work that way. Could they?

[1/2]

>>25467776

In any case. You met up with Sayaka, Kyoko and Mami in the Office on your way out. Mami greeted you with her usual smile, Kyoko with her usual grin, and Sayaka with her usual scowl that wished you were dead and buried a long time ago. Mami seemed proud that you'd taken it upon yourself to return to a life of hygiene, but as usual she couldn't help but make a fuss, retying your ponytail and making sure your costume's 'clean'. Kyoko seemed amused at this as always, while you saw Sayaka frowning harder and harder during this display. The blonde also gave you a rather thin file about Kirishima Ruri, to read on the way.

As Mami left the office - along with her none-too-subtle security detail, all of whom hesitatingly saluted you one by one, each of them blushing as they skittered past - you then told Kyoko about the package you received the other day. The red-haired Eversor's cheerful grin faded as you told her what it contained, and how you think it may be a possible lead on her own assignment. She thanked you for the heads up, and went off on her own. You also made her promise, again, not to set Midori on fire as a diversionary tactic. All you got was a guffaw.

For Sayaka, well. She didn't seem to be doing anything, then, and you probably need a second pair of eyes during this entire thing. You asked her if she had anything on her docket - and she blinked at you before saying something to the negative. Nothing but training the FNGs, she replied.

Did you take Sayaka along for the mission?

[]Yes.
[]No.

>>25467762
and how the fuck did pinky do that

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>>25467736
>>25467740
>Freak out about timestop
>Be totally okay with wearing Slaanesh as an accessory on your head

>>25467776
what happened to Kirika
who was she

Rolled 8

>>25467786

>[x]Yes.

Because, why not?

>>25467786
[X]Yes.

Always good to have backup.

>>25467806
shes the bitch who cut our arm off earlier and had the first golen weapon.

>>25467786
>[x]Yes.

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>>25467786

>[x]Yes.

I give you permission to hit me if I start making moon eyes at Ruri

>>25467786
[x] Yes.
>>25467793
Do not question the Blessed Lady. Things happen to those that question the Blessed Lady.
Bad things.
>>25467806
Go read magicalgirlnoir.com.

>>25467813
sorry the chick we forced into retirement via bullets

>>25467786
>[]Yes.
We can set her on fire as a diversionary tactic.

>>25467823
yes, YES
thats hilarious.

>>25467786
[x] Yes.

All joking aside, she might actually be able to teach us a thing or two about doing these sorts of missions without coming off as a liquored-up clod.

>>25467786
>[X]Yes.

>>25467776
>>25467786

[x] No.
[x] Request Yuma to come with us instead.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

I probably won't be awake when the thread ends, and if Decu isn't running tomorrow I'll update it after I wake up.

Rolled 3

>>25467776

>Even in death - or at least, having her soul trapped in a demonic weapon - Kirika still refuses to stop being such a bitch.

I wonder if we can somehow set her at peace...

We need to speak with that sword when we have the time.

>>25467835
don;t just leave her alone mang. her life sucks as it is already and she might already be pissed off at us.

>>25467754
>We might not be the most charismatic, deadly or crazy of Megucas
>not the most deadly
>not the most crazy
I'd like to remind you that Kirika is dead and Kharn retired.

>>25467775
preferably with a shrine maiden

>>25467852
and we put down kirika and i'm guessing kharn as well.
we win both titles from them for that reason alone

>>25467786
>[x]Yes.

>>25467818
is that the entire quest in one place?

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>>25467786
> You also made her promise, again, not to set Midori on fire as a diversionary tactic.
Storytime please!

[X] Yes to taking Blueberry

>>25467776
>Does the skin contact count as constant skinship, or something?
>...Nah. Golden Weapons couldn't work that way. Could they?

Gentlemen.

After we get back from our mission, let's put on our hat, grab all our golden bling, and relax on the chair for a few days.

>>25467873
Yes.

>>25467879
>feeling chaos gods energy by feeding them souls of golden weapon users
god damn it anon

this almost makes me wonder if we can gain boosted stats from doing that long enough though?

>>25467786
Oh, and >[]Yes.

>>25467883
and bookmarked

>>25467786
>[X]Yes.
"If things go horribly wrong, Sayaka, you are the one I trust the most to kill me when it comes to it."

Add a hat-powered wink if needed. We need Sayaka points.

>>25467915

let's not wink at her, especially not if we are wearing the hat.

>>25467915
>implying we can make sayaka anything but hate the ever flying fuck out of us.

>>25467847
We could always try impaling oriko

or just a small itty bitty cut or prod, enough to draw blood.

This is the worst of ideas though

>>25467939
Grudging Respect would be nice.

You can hate the fuck out of someone but still admit they do their job right.

Rolled 18

>>25467941

I was actually wondering if Oriko would want to commune with the sword but how corruption would affect normal people is still in question.

>>25467951
>implying oriko isn't plotting to kill us
>implying she hasn't contracted by now
>implying she won't try to prophet kill mami.

>>25467852
>>25467871
That doesnt mean that we inherited their titles. Kirika had more kills and without Misaka we would have been fucked.

And we never defeated Kharn. She kinda defeated herself.

>>25467786
[x] Yes.
She needs to go over this unprofessional crap.

captcha
>ingslof 5th

>>25467976
kirikas dead so thats a moot point
but i think we have been the ones to stop kharn the first time around when she went full betrayer, but we don'tactually know yet.

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>>25467871
>>25467976
Actually, it's Midori that defeated Kharn.
I guess she inherited the title now.

>>25468048
second time around, i'm saying who did it first go?
when she went full betrayer and got banished to siberia?

>>25468057
Probably Malal before getting herself killed.

[x]Yes

so irealized something, i think we were originally supposed to play an utter dick, and instead we made someone trying to be actually a functioning member of society?
how in the fuck did we do that, i mean i've been here since thread 1 but still though, we are managing to do it even when the entire world has always been trying to actively fuck us.

I don't really dig Sayaka but that attitude of hers might save us from being awkward-trapped in the idol-land

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>>25468166
Through the power of Mammies.

>>25468166
I can't even imagine /tg/ playing an utter dick..

>>25468166
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

The best part of roleplaying

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>>25468179

They truly are magical!

>>25468187
as a forever DM with nothing but shit players, its just weird to me to see people stop being hyper paranoid murderhobo fucks.

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>>25468166

No matter what /tg/ says, they always tend to drift towards lawful good.

>>25468166
/tg/ is whiteknights.
Pretty rare for any quest MC to be a proper bad guy, or even continuously dickish.
Most youll normally get is jerk with a heart of gold or somesuch.

>>25468213
Lawful Good is the most badass.

>>25468221
except for when trolls override everything.

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>>25468179
I don't have any lewd mammies.
Will a cute do?
Yes, it's from a lewd, I just didn't save that part.

>>25468213
>invades and starts harvesting resources from a world that is not his
lawfull good?

>>25468221
>Most youll normally get is jerk with a heart of gold or somesuch.

Feel that this is what Chiaki's heading towards. Maybe a bit disagreeable and rude at times, but meaning well overall.

Rolled 8

>>25468233

If it was promised to his race, he has a lawful claim to the resources.

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>>25468221
I think there is one chaotic evil, Akuma quest.
I had to stopped reading it near the end of thread 5 because it was 2evil4me.

>>25468240
I'd say she reached that a long time ago, it didnt take long for /tg/ to assert their inherent leaning towards good.

>>25468250
akuma quest i think is full troll route.

>>25467786
>[X] Yes

We need someone to set on fire as a distraction. Sallaka is also very good at hacking through trash mobs, which we're going to need.

>>25468187
Right, we already got a haircut.
Twice, even.

>>25468250
Just checked, seems okay. Thanks for the recommendation.

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>>25468229
>>25468246

Trigger-Warning.

Rolled 6

>>25468290

Does growing of hair count as a haircut?

More like image hairstyle change.

>>25467810 >>25467812 >>25467814 >>25467817

You brought Sayaka along with you. Of course, she protested at first, she grudgingly relented a few moments later, but not after going back to her office quarters for a moment and getting some stuff she said she needed.

...You're regretting that decision, however. The entire trip from the office had been nothing but her grumbling about how she's now trapped into spending four days tailing you and following you around. Worst mission ever, what a fucking waste of time, she'd prefer simply tossing her Soul Gem into a blender and putting the entire thing on puree than run a mission with you. Normally you'd be tuning her out - or just kicking her out of the car immediately, without having it stopped - but still, you couldn't help get a dig in.

Bcause really, all her bitching would be much more convincing if she wasn't dressed in rather casual clothes, carrying a lovingly-written placard proclaiming that 'RURI-CHAN IS THE BEST IDOL EVER' and wearing a baseball cap with the idol's winking face printed on the front and brim.

"...S-shut up, Murderface! I'm just a...a normal fan, that's all!" Sayaka spat, recoiling from you as you lazily tapped out a text message for Iori, greeting her good morning and telling her to take care during the concert.

A normal fan, she says. You're just having breakfast with her, she does know that, right? Concert isn't till tomorrow, or whenever it is. Why's she dressed like she's about to get in line, anyway?

"Surprise, surprise, Warmaster can't do any research on her own," Sayaka sneers. "If you'd only read that file Mami-san gave you, you'd know that they're holding an event right there in the Hotel she's staying. The Four-Day Date with Ruri-Chan Special! You get a lottery ticket after buying her latest album, and if your number gets picked, then you get to be with Ruri-chan for the entire four days she's here - including during the concert!"

[1/2]

Rolled 14

>>25468296

WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM MAMIS

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>>25468296

Trigger-Warning x 2

>>25468267
That, and a dislike of huehuehue unless it involves waifu material.

>>25468306

That's...that's great, then. Whoever wins the damn thing you'll probably have to protect too. That's just perfect.

...Wait, does that mean--

"Of course!" Sayaka snaps, taking out her wallet from the pocket of her skirt and showing you what appears to be dozens of lottery tickets, all of them carefully arranged in ascending order and tied together with a rubberband. "As much as I could reasonably buy! Hah, I'll win that stupid lottery for sure!"

Y-yeah. Yeah, you think she would. You carefully inch a bit farther from Sayaka, who seems to be on fire in a way you've never seen her before. It's a bit scary, but you guess even she can get enthusiastic about something sometime.

"Hunh. Yeah, yeah, I see how you're looking at me like that, Murderface." Sayaka narrows her eyes at you, crossing her arms over her chest. "Sure, yuk it up. Someone like you wouldn't understand." Blueberry shakes her head, in a decidedly haughty way that makes you want to punch her all of a sudden. "All her songs speak to the heart, she's written them herself - both the lyrics AND the music - and she's even starred in Hollywood movies, too! And a lot of her songs..." The blue-haired girl shakes her head, closing her eyes. "...they sound like they're written for Magical Girls, too...Magical girls in love! Not like that porn crap that everyone likes back in the office!"

Okay. Okay. She should calm down. You don't know shit about idols, or about Kirishima Ruri. You're just calling for peace, now, before something happens.

"Fuck you, this is why I hate being around you. Christ."

Likewise.

"Hah!"

[]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
[]Ask Sayaka what she knows about the idol instead.
[]Defend Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi.

>>25468308
it is mami pre-wish

Rolled 18

>>25468323

>[x]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
>[x]Ask Sayaka what she knows about the idol instead.

Multi tasking!

Something fa/tg/uys lack utterly but women seem capable of.

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>>25468323

>[x]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.

SHADOWRUNS PEOPLE!

>>25468323
>[]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
Goddamn, fangirl alert.

Will Ruri hypnotize Sayaka into attacking us at some point?

>>25468323
we can read the file later
>[x]Ask Sayaka what she knows about the idol instead.
aaand...
>[x]Defend Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi.
just a little bit

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>>25468308
What indeed.

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>>25468323
>>25468335

Wait, women CAN do this.

[x] Yes.

>>25468323
[X] What's this 'porn crap' she mentioned, anyway? You can't have your subordinates getting distracted, after all.

Your move, Sayaka.

>>25468323
>[X]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
>[X]Ask Sayaka what she knows about the idol instead.

As much as I'd love to throw in defending MMxMM it would probably just end in another rant from Sayaka and who has time for that? Let's just stay focused on what's priority right now.

Maybe through in an off-hand comment that you were given the first volume and it wasn't completely terrible or something.

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>>25468323
>"...they sound like they're written for Magical Girls, too...Magical girls in love! Not like that porn crap that everyone likes back in the office!"
ALARM BELLS RINGING FOR ANYONE ELSE?

[X]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
Its thin, so we can do it while we
[X]Ask Sayaka what she knows about the idol instead.
And, almost like an afterthought, we
[X]Defend Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi.
Our Equerry writes it after all.

>>25468293
Yeah, the writing is good, the later threads weren't my cup of tea.

>>25468323
[x] "I didn`t know you were into Idols and its kind of disgusting. Please stop acting like that around me."
[x]Defend Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi.
[x]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.

Also:
>...they sound like they're written for Magical Girls, too...Magical girls in love!

RUH-ROH!

>>25468342
>spoiler
That is the moment where we put The Hat on Sayaka.
And take pictures.

>>25468323
[X]Ask Sayaka what she knows about the idol instead.

The file on Ruri was thin, Sayaka probably knows more, take everything she says with a pile of salt, she's biased.

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>>25468365

>"...they sound like they're written for Magical Girls, too...Magical girls in love! Not like that porn crap that everyone likes back in the office!"
>ALARM BELLS RINGING FOR ANYONE ELSE?

HYPNOTISING MUSIC
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

since we are asking aboout Sayakas obsession, we should ask WHEN did she because hooked on Runi's music.

Because if the answer is 'yesterday'....

>>25468323
[X] Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
[X] Defend Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi.

>>25468317
>Incubation Milky Lotion
So lewd.

>>25468385
An have Kyoko kill the both of us?

>>25468365
Just to clarify - Sayaka is our Equerry
Midori is secretary/armchair warmer.

>>25468323
>[X] Read Mami's file
>[X] Ask Sayaka's opinion
>[X] "You have any idea why that book is so popular with the Officio? Even Mami knows about it. It's terrifying."

Guys, I think Sayaka is tsundere for us. A really, really bitchy tsundere, but one nonetheless. We just had lad banter

>>25468394
...Thats also a really scary thought, but I was thinking more along the lines of Midori 2.0 with singing instead of doujins.

>>25468323
[x]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.
>>...they sound like they're written for Magical Girls, too...Magical girls in love!
uh
thats not good

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>check one of the numbers on Sayaka's tickets
>if opportunity arieses manipulate the lottery results

>>25468394
Yeah, let's ask this, and if Sayaka's answer is sometime within the last week, we're stopping to buy earplugs.
...Say, how much what happens around us is Yuu aware of? Could we use her as an extra set of eyes to watch our back and/or tell us what people are saying if we need to use earplugs to block out the hypno-music?

>>25468418
We are in SHADOWRUN 5. If this is a reoccurring thing, we go straight to SHADOWRUN 1

>>25468306
>Bcause really, all her bitching would be much more convincing if she wasn't dressed in rather casual clothes, carrying a lovingly-written placard proclaiming that 'RURI-CHAN IS THE BEST IDOL EVER' and wearing a baseball cap with the idol's winking face printed on the front and brim.
We're gonna need a pictures of this. For... reasons!

>>25468444

Yes.

This. So much this.

We'll have to put up with Sayaka fangirling like crazy, but it'll be one less persona to babysit.

Just don't let know we did it.

>>25468323
[x]Read file, ask Seyiku, halfheartedly defend porn

>she's just an Idol, don't worry about it.

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>>25468321
>tg disliking huehuehue
Did you ever read anything by Papa-n?
People seemed to love his hue.

>>25468446
>...Say, how much what happens around us is Yuu aware of? Could we use her as an extra set of eyes to watch our back and/or tell us what people are saying if we need to use earplugs to block out the hypno-music?
This is an excellent question.

>>25468444

Yes. Do it.

>>25468464
>Implying giving Sayaka quality time with Ruri won't compromise an asset that already wants to stab us.

>>25468473

>kigore is just a wrestler.

>>25468474
The last bit of HUE we had here was the Soul Gem thing with Midori.

>>25468365
>Our Equerry writes it after all.
Assistant. Midori is assistant.

Sayaka is Equerry.
Kyouko is Aide.

>>25468478
This is the best idea.

Just say no word to the smurf about It.

>>25468483

"Congratulations, Miki. You're still on the job though. And if I see any dereliction of duty at all, I'll have you reassigned and shipped to Siberia by express mail."

That should keep her under control.

>>25468496
But we were discussing /tg/ in general terms, not specifically this threads userbase.

>>25468483
Have Kyouko on speed dial and on standby.

>>25468483
If Ruri compromises Sayaka, we'll just compromise her right back.
>call Kyouko
>"Are you busy? Because I need you here, now, in a suit. Mind controlled Sayakas may or may not be involved."
>apply hat to Kyoko
>problem solved

>>25468519
You mean while she's on her own mission with Midori?

>>25468534

I'm pretty sure brainwashed Sayaka merits pulling her off that for a couple hours.

Hold on, I'm lost here.

Brainwashed Blueberry? Hypnotising music? Did I miss a thread or something?

>>25468558

No.

People are just being paranoid again.

Maybe justifiable in this case.

>>25468558

Shadowruns

>>25468563
>>25468564
Ooooooh, paranoia. Paranoia is good though.

>>25468558

There was some debate on the Flesh of Fallen Angels thing and how a Golden Weapon Holder might be doing stuffz.

One theory that popped up was: Angels -> Idols.

What happens when the ones you're suppose to protect are the monsters?

>>25468575
You kill them.

>>25468558
Nope, just /tg/ running on paranoia as per usual.
...someone post that "You must be this paranoid to enter" MGNQ pic, it would be faster than archive diving searching for it and reposting.

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>>25468581

I'd like to see the shitstorm when the one we're suppose to kill is Iori

>>25468459
I love this idea
And yeah screw with the results via time stop so that Sayaka gets the prize

Then when she stops frothing at the mouth and fangirling for a moment tap our shield with a ticket so she sees it

>>25468596
>shitstorm
You mean much rejoicing.

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>>25468596
>>25468604

why do you hate Iori?

>>25468598
>Then when she stops frothing at the mouth and fangirling for a moment tap our shield with a ticket so she sees it

If we do end up doing this, I'd rather that she doesn't know. She'll probably throw a bitch-fit over "winning illegally" or something. If she gets suspicious and asks just shrug. Something non-committal.

>>25468596
Holy shit, Iorifags will riot, calling everyone "grimderps"
hue

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>>25468614

I personally don't but shitstorm watching is a treasured pastime of mine.

>>25468604
Shut up Kirei

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>>25468583
Nevermind, I thought I would have to crawl through a lot more threads than that to find it.

>stop time to rig the lottery
>see Pinky with a ticket of her own, fingers crossed

wat do

>>25468635
It tends to come up once every 2 or 3 threads nowadays.

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>>25468632
>>25468604

>>25468636

I don't think she likes idols very much.

>>25468646
By the way, what would be the japanese word for It?

>>25468654
But the songs are about megucas in love~

>>25468636
I think she'd try to wring our neck because she told us not to pay attention to Idols anymore, and take a guess what we're doing later.

>>25468657
fuck knows, I don't speak moon

>>25468654
She wants to have Super Happy Fun Times with Ruri.
Ruri won't enjoy it very much at all.
>>25468668
All signs point to our needing to snap said Idol's neck, though.

So, there's A PRETTY FAIR chance that Ruri is meguca.

What are the chances that she's a warmaster herself?

Of the First at that?

>>25468680

Consider that as Dickbutt Jyuubey told us all Warmaster potential candidates are posted online and that he knew of Chiaki as potential warmaster, I think QB would know if the idol we're dealing with is the 1st's warmaster.

>>25468693
That's what I'm getting at.

First one is the moon one, right?
Maybe SHE has enough importance to bend QB as she likes

[x]Read Mami's file about Kirishima Ruri.

Yes, got in time for the thread!

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>>25468708

I would like to think that QB would inform us IF we were going to be dealing with a fellow Warmaster.

>>25468657
>>25468672
Just reopened F/SN and loaded my save at the church.
It's "Yorokobi"

>>25468720
But we didn't ask and QB didn't find It terribly important enough to inform us as currently she is not a warmaster but a mere client

>>25468733

So the conclusion is that she is not a Warmaster.

>>25468733
...why would that not be important? Unless she/her incubator arranged it like this for some reason

>>25468744

You can do that but when OUR incubator knows who it is, its abit of a moot point. Unless said warmaster is a callidus.

>>25468754
>Callidus with warmaster-grade skills, resources and experience

That's utterly horrifying.

>>25468335 >>25468351 >>25468358 >>25468409

You ask about what Sayaka knows about Ruri, then, if she's such an appreciative fan. While doing this, you leaf through the rather sparse file that Mami's provided you. It's...well, the information printed within is barebones, something you'd probably find with just a casual Google search of the idol. Stuff like birthday, height, weight(censored, of course), likes and dislikes, favorite food, three sizes...stuff that Sayaka had also began parroting even before you'd finished posing the question.

"Her birthday's on August 31, she likes singing and dancing, her favorite food is ice cream, her three sizes are...uh, well, I'm not too sure about that, but who really cares--"

Not that kind of information, you say as you cut her off. The different kind. What's she like? What's her history?

"I was just getting to that, fuck's sake." Sayaka frowns, shaking her head. "Fine. Let's see...Ruri-chan's been singing as a kid, pageants and competitions and all that. She got into the idol business around three, four years ago, with that huge idol group called The Sugar Angels. Out of all the idols in that group - around seventy of them - only she really stood out and became a success. She's now the flagship idol of 2020 Productions, which is probably the biggest production company beside 765."

Sayaka looks down on the placard on her lap, smoothing it out carefully. "Besides that, uh...there's nothing really that stands out. She's known around the whole world, and makes it a point to hold concerts as much as she can, in between albums. There's been the usual controversies, getting seen with this or that guy celebrity, etcetera...nothing too serious or actually true." It's then that she looks back up at you, a thoughtful expression on her face.

[1/2]

>>25468781

"Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her, right when she was holding a concert. Found only a few miles from the concert grounds. They say it was some sort of cosplayer that got killed on the way to the concert, but the conspiracy theorists think an alien killed Ruri and took her place. That was forgotten about quickly, because she was right there, and a family quickly identified the corpse as a missing daughter."

...Well. That's something to take note of. You also note that that particular bit of information isn't on Mami's file.

"Well, of course. You don't get to know about that unless you've been a big fan of her for a long time, and I've been one since she came into the scene!" Sayaka says this with no small amount of pride. If you could only capture this moment, to show her how much of a nerd she's being currently.

Something else that IS on Mami's file, however, is a note that says at the Hotel, you'll be meeting with one of Ruri's own staff, codenamed 'Deepthroat'. The contact will be waiting at the entrance, and there'll be an exchange of passphrases.

Your response to the passphrase 'May The Lord Smile' will be 'And the Devil Have Mercy'.

That seems to be it, then. All you know about Kirishima Ruri, currently.

What do you do now?

[]Wait until you get to the Hotel. (Timeskip)
[]Other. (Write-in)

>>25467786
>She thanked you for the heads up
>heads up
>heads

>>25468787
>Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her, right when she was holding a concert

Do we shoot her on sight or punch her on sight with the gauntlets?

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>>25468787
>dead body looked just like her
So uhhhh, should we up the paranoia a little bit?

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>>25468787

>"Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her, right when she was holding a concert. Found only a few miles from the concert grounds. They say it was some sort of cosplayer that got killed on the way to the concert, but the conspiracy theorists think an alien killed Ruri and took her place. That was forgotten about quickly, because she was right there, and a family quickly identified the corpse as a missing daughter."

WELL HELLO THERE SHADOWRUNS

[x] Ask to see her coupons, memorise numbers, then timeskip

>>25468787
>Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her, right when she was holding a concert
UH HUH.
>That was forgotten about quickly, because she was right there, and a family quickly identified the corpse as a missing daughter."
YEAH NO DOUBTS ABOUT THAT

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>>25468787

>Deepthroat
subtle

>[x]Other.
"So Sayaka, when did you get into Ruri's songs?"

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>>25468754
>>25468775

>Skilled in disguise/inflitration
>Still utterly deadly. Her arsenal must thus be normal firearms or such

Genderbent Big Boss?

>>25468787
>Dead body that looked exactly like her
>Kazumi Magica is a thing in this universe

Fuck, we're dealing with clones/multiples/evil twins. We are at SHADOWRUN 4 ladies and gentlemen.

>>25468787
>"Well, there was that one time where a dead body was found that looked exactly like her
She is a doppelgänger then. Great.

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>>25468787
>>25468814

[x] Ask to see her coupons, memorise numbers, then timeskip

>>25468787

>Other[]
>Freak the fuck out

But in all seriousness, is there any way that we can place a discreet call/agent to go get any info on the incident with the dead Ruri?

>>25468787
Take photos of Sayaka
When she asks what we are doing tell her she is too cute not to show Kyouko.

>>25468787
[x]Other.
Quietly panic. Inform Sayaka that someone in our particular business should know better than to just ignore coincidences like that just because it is convenient.
Do we have any experience dealing with Callidus Magical Girls, aside from Midori? If not, we should call Mami and ask for tips on not getting mind-raped.
Again.

>>25468787

who the hell comes up with these codenames and passphrases?

>deadbody that looked exactly like her

really?

>[X]Other. (Write-in)

more info regarding the body would really help, ask Sayaka if there is anything.

>>25468444
HOLY SHIT. This could actually be a valid tactical manuever. We have timestop and few scruples about cheating.

>>25468781
>>25468787

[x] Watch Sayaka with a stunned expression
[x]"Are you serious, Sayaka? There is an Idol singing about Magical Girl-Stuff and there just happened to be murder involving someone who looked like her some years ago, probably about the same time her music 'started to touch magical girls' and that doesn`t trigger your suspicion at all?

Are you really sure you are fit to be a Magical Girl?"

Is this because she`s an Eversor or is the Bluberry daft by default?

>>25468787
>[X] Write-in: "It's nice to see you acting as something other than a gigantic bitch, Blueberry. Now I can add 'idol fangirl' to the list."

Say it deadpan, but make it obvious we're fucking with her. And get a look at one of her tickets.

>>25468787
"Funny thing, this wouldn't be the first time I've dealt an Idol who apparently died about a month or so ago. It also wouldn't be the first time Iori told me that said Idol had 'changed' dramatically since she's met them."

Then change the subject by asking Sayaka when she first got into Kirishima's music.

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>>25468848

We could place a call back for Mami to have someone research the incident.

There must have been prints of the body or blood samples collected. We might be able to snag a copy to compare against.

Though an infiltrationist of the highest order would likely have altered records.

So if we can find prints, we can compare against records the possible infiltrator cannot touch.

Sayaka's collect of memorabilia. I bet my entire collection of warhams shes got SOME that Ruri touched that she sealed and didn't touch again.

If we can dust those for comparison prints and we can obtain the police prints (Most definately on file), we've gold.

[x]Wait until you get to the Hotel. (Timeskip)

>>25468890
CSI: Mitakihara

>>25468596
This would imply Iori even has very many fans, it's an epic struggle just to get the playerbase to even be cordial to her instead of throwing her into a dumpster and running off to go wrist-deep into Midori..

>>25468787
>[x]Other.
>"Let me see those coupons once again."
>Snap picture of Fangirl Sayaka for later blackm... um, reminiscing.

>>25468787
>[X] That dead body thing didn't trigger any warning bells?

Do
>>25468890
Afterwards

>>25468889

Iori thought that Yayoi was receiving psychiatric help. It didn't become clear that Yayoi had died until after the Midori mission.

The parallels are unsettling.

What's worse is that Midori's illusions followed into time stop when absolutely nothing should happen at all. Either dealing with Callidus is our Achilles Heel, or Midorin is crazy powerful and she's just lazy about how she applies herself.

Either way, this isn't looking good.

I'm going to laugh so hard when this is over if this is actually a normal concert and Decu is just fucking with us this entire mission.

>>25468787
[x]Make note of Blueberry's ticket numbers. We may find reason to try and..... Nudge the odds in her favor later, depending on how things go.

>>25468923
And here we find the rare yet noble Iori waifufag.

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>>25468823
Speaking of subtle, given the generous boobs on this image I'm surprised there's a lack of an "18+" label, because it totally looks like it'd be H.

>>25468946
...Huh? Since when did Yayoi or any illusion "follow" us into timestop? If you mean "She still appeared to be Yayoi while in timestop", it's not like Timestop actively kills any magic going on.

>>25468957
I'm actually pulling for a watermelon end, I just like to stick up for Iori sometimes because she's basically shit on constantly.

>>25469011

The illusion was being maintained by Midori. She was hiding the rapists as they broke into the room. You'd think that stopping time and cutting of Midori's influence would have shown us what was really going on.

At least that's how I see things.

>>25469046
Holograms don't vanish when you stop time.

>>25469046
When we stopped time I thought that was in the illusion as well and it didn't actually happen?

>>25469046
I think frozen in time is a pretty hefty freeze, an illusion needing energy to keep going isn't going to matter if it's literally so frozen that it's not even using energy.

>>25468953

The concert ends with an entirely frazzled Chiaki and an incredibly happy Sayaka, who doesn't know that all her good fortune and amazing swagbags were because Chiaki kept on manipulating time to have Sayaka win because we thought they were all bombs/traps

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What if..... all Idols are Caliiduses (Callidi)?
Nooooooooooo

>>25469165

I am ok with this plan.

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>>25469171

[]Wait until you get to the Hotel. (Timeskip)

Let's get on with it.

>>25468955
If she wins it, thats one less person to worry about guarding

>>25469245

We still need to guard her.

On account of Kyoko.

The thing is, if the results of CSI: Mikitahara turn out to confirm our worst fears, do we tell her or just get her reassigned?

>>25469261
In this kind of cases, the actual reveal happens during the confrontation scene so no need to worry about that.

Mindfucked Sayaka is much more plausible

>>25469261
If there's an actual opportunity, tell of course.
Sayaka's characterization so far makes me think that as much as she's a Ruri-fan/Chiaki-hater, she would actually believe it if Chiaki insisted that Ruri was trouble and had an actual reason beyond things 'feeling wrong' for thinking so...unless she's MCd of course.

>>25469261
On the one hand, Sayaka is too emotionally invested, and should be taken off the case.
But I don't think she'd ever forgive us for that.
I think that we would have to inform her of the situation regardless.

>>25469348
>>25469349

What I'm afraid of is that shes too emotionally invested in this idol.

If we out the fake's identity too early, she'll kill her. Immediately. And that will be a PR disaster.

We really need to call Mami and ask her to have a team investigate the dead Ruri-lookalike.
And now that I think about it, we should have had Midori assigned to Mami instead of Kyouko so that she could learn how to manipulate the resources of the Officio as part of being our Aide.

>>25468814 >>25468839 >>25468880 >>25468940

You ask Sayaka how she didn't find anything weird with that incident. Of course, you're not as paranoid as to believe the conspiracy theorists about an alien abduction, but...well, aliens exist. The both of you work for one. And people exist that can do things that break the rules of physics, i.e. Magical Girls. So, the question you're asking here is - and you make the effort to be diplomatic - is she this stupid by default, or is it because she's an Eversor?

Sayaka blinks at you, before scowling. "...Murderface, we've been getting along very well despite everything, and I promised Kyoko I wouldn't pursue an early retirement by just punching a sword right through your ugly face and biting your soul gem into pieces. Say that kind of shit again and I won't care what kind of promise I made, I'll hack you into pieces even before you can touch that fucking shield of yours."

The both of you glare at each other in silence - you wondering if you've gone too far this time, and if you should be pulling steel at that moment - before a tiny, tiny smirk curls the corner of Sayaka's lips. It finally turns into a smile, and then she leans back, chuckling.

"Well, of course I thought about that, yeah. But that was a long time ago, two years I think, just when she was getting into the whole solo idol thing. And it happened in Santa Destroy - highest murder rates in America, or until the US government finally shut Varrigan City down. It was written off as one of those random murders, poor kid." The blue-haired Eversor shakes her head. "And she was under the protection of the Eighth there, you know. And they're pretty hardcore." She looks up at the ceiling for a moment, grinning at a memory. "Well, not as hardcore as us, but. Sufficiently hardcore."

Yeah. Alright. That's...not as suspicious, now.

Anyway, can you see her tickets for a second?

[1/2]

>>25469388

That can be her next assignment, after she joins us, on completing kyoko's.

More important stuff to take care off.

>>25469394

"Huh? Well, sure." She hands the meticulously-arranged wad of tickets over, and you flip through them one by one. "Agh, Christ, take it easy! You'll wrinkle them! For fuck's sake, Murderface, if one of them gets folded or dog-eared--"

She should relax. You're just checking out the numbers and taking note of them. You give them back after a moment, and she looks at you suspiciously before putting the wad back into her wallet.

...You counted no less than fifty tickets, there. Just how long has she been a fan of Kirishima Ruri, anyway?

"Haven't you been listening?" Sayaka frowns at you. "I've been keeping up with her ever since she started her career as a solo idol! Pay attention, Murderface!"

It's Chiaki, you remind her. So...about this touching Magical Girls with her songs--

"It's not...it's not like that! I mean, er..." The Eversor furrows her brow, evidently frustrated that she has to explain her fandom, and to all people, you. "It's...it's like she understands what it's like being a Magical Girl, even when not being one, you know? Of course, she doesn't say it outright, but you can tell by the lyrics. That kind of stuff. ...Wait, what did you--did you just take a picture of me, Murderface?!"

Yes. Yes you did. You place your smartphone back into your inventory with a smile.

"What the fuck for?!"

No reason. You just wanted to.

"Well, delete it! Don't take pictures of people without asking for permission! That's just fucking rude--"

Before you could get into an argument about protocol with Sayaka does the car stop - and Kumatora, who's been driving, calls your attention to the fact that you are already at your destination. You thank the young woman, and open the door at your side - instantly letting in a wall of sound, consisting of screeching fangirls, yelling fanboys and screaming journalists.

[1/2]

>>25469377
PR disaster, yes, but it would be safer for the other idols.

>>25469400

There's not just a crowd in front of the Hotel's entrance, there's a goddamn mob. The entire front of the building has a building-sized poster draped in front of it, depicting the idol in a rather form-fitting costume with her midriff exposed, her long green hair tied into her trademark twintails, flashing the entire world a victory sign.

The fans are screaming the idol's name as one, waving posters, CDs and placards. Sayaka makes a noise you will never forget her making - and immediately barrels into the crowd, holding up the placard and joining in the chant. Local police and a few burly security guards are trying to keep things peaceful, but they're considerably harangued.

Normal people are weird.

...Wait, you should be meeting Deepthroat right here, right? Where is--

It's then that you feel someone tugging at your sleeve.

"D-don't...don't turn to look at me. Just keep your eyes f-forward." The voice is tremulous. Feminine, younger than you, definitely - and very shaky. "May The Lord...S-smile...? Did I get that right...?"

Normal people.

How do you respond?

>>25469408
And the devil have mercy
Kind of young for this sort of thing aren't you?

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>>25469408

Don't turn, yet.

"And the Devil Have Mercy. Now walk with me, into the hotel. We can talk once we're away from the mob."

Hair flick, walk in, GIVE NO FUCKS

>>25469408
And may the Devil have mercy.

Which is a bit stupid, in my experience he doesn't.

>>25469408
Answer and add that you hope you did that right.

What now, miss?

>>25469408
>[x] "And the Devil Have Mercy."
>[x] Game face on, Professional Chiaki is now Professional

>>25469408

"And the devil have mercy." ... "deepthroat?"

in to the hotel we go!

>>25469408
"And the Devil Have Mercy. Hope you've got a side-entrance cleared."

>>25469408
>>25469427
I like this.

>I really hope you didn't choose your own codename.
>Seriously, deepthroat?

>>25469427

[X] This

[x]"And the Devil Have...M-mercy...?"

No, don't take this seriously.

>>25469458
That's sort of been the idea since it was mentioned

>>25469427
This. Maximum cool.

>>25469408
[x] This one >>25469445

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>>25469408

>Sayaka makes a noise you will never forget her making - and immediately barrels into the crowd, holding up the placard and joining in the chant

Oh blueberry, we're not gonna forget this, anytime soon.

>>25469408
"And the Devil have mercy. You got a side entrance secured? What about the loading docks?"

How much should we trust that this is the right contact? She seems far to unsure if herself to be a professional, either that or this could be her first operation.
Or could she be faking the nervousness?

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>>25469408

Was it mentioned that we have the hat on?

Anyway this:>>25469427

>>25469516

An inside contact usually isn't a pro. Usually its a turned agent or someone swept up in it.

>>25468937

Adding my vote for..."creatively selecting" the winner (yay Sayaka yay)

...blackmail is good too.

[x] "And the Devil Have Mercy."
[x]Super professional, with the exception of a hair flick.

>>25469529
But the contact is with part of the client's own security staff. It makes more sense for the contact to be a liaison with her security than a mole or turned member of her staff.

>>25469591
Maybe this is her security. Maybe that's why she hired us - because it's an awkward, stammering little girl. Or maybe she's giving a fan a shot at being super important to Ruri-chan or something.

>The voice is tremulous. Feminine, younger than you, definitely
>codename Deepthroat
Magical Shota?

>>25469610
Could be a MGS reference, since Cyborg Ninja named himself as Deepthroat back in the first one.

Who knows?