>>25463687

>Standard

>I'm ready for you /tg/

I will make you eat those words.

>Help the girl.

>>25463687
Punch her in the face.

>>25463687
[ ] Continue on home

>>25463687
>Full Kubo
>Continue on home

Help the girl.

>>25463687
[X] Tite Henderson Difficulty

You're going to regret this, Cos...

>Help the girl

[X] Help her
[ ] Continue on home

Because Ichigo can't get enough of her love, baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

>>25463687
help her

>>25463687
>[ ] FULL KUBO
Let's go for broke.

This is difficulty ratings yes? Is full kubo the most difficult?

>>25463788
Also help her.

[X] Pull the plug.

>>25463687
>[X] FULL KUBO
I'm not sure what that means but it sounds extreme

>[ ] Help her
Ignore a ghost and get our ass haunted? Fuck that noise.

>>25463788

Yes. Depending on difficulty, there will be an increase in challenges. Also, the higher the difficulty, more options will open to the quest, but so will new pitfalls.

>>25463836
Are you really sure you're prepared for /tg/ Cos-Cos?
I hope you're sure.

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>>25463836
>Also, the higher the difficulty, more options will open to the quest, but so will new pitfalls.

If we BAD END ourselves due to bad choices do we get a Rukia Dojo to help us out?
Please let there be a Rukia Dojo.

FULL KUUBBBOOOOO
Help Her

>>25463836
I stick with my vote. I look forward to this, and good luck. Seems a lot of people are talking about joining this just to test out your >>25463687
>has me prepared for your antics
Which is being interpreted by some to be a brazen declaration that must be tested intensely. All I'm saying I guess, is if this thread gets derailed, don't give up hope, it may not be indicative of your ability to QM.

>>25463870
Why Rukia Dojo? Why not Masaki Dojo?

>>25463870

That one cat chick or the hippie who runs the magic convenience store seem more fitting for that on the meta.

I do like the idea of having the chance to rewind from a bad end.

>>25463870
if we BAD END ourselves, it just means we unlock our power-up. Do you even read Bleach?

sometimes other people die and get resurrected by the secret society known as The Edittors

>>25463870
>Not Tatsuki Dojo
>AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg

[X] FULL KUBO
[X] HELP HER

>>25463900
You're probably right. I have no fucking clue who any of the Bleach characters are beyond a few main ones so thats just the first thing that popped into my head.

>>25463687
[x] FULL KUBO
[x] Continue on home

>>25463687

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

[x] FULL KUBO

[x] HALP

FULL KUBO, BE A GENTLEMAN.

>>25463687
[X] FULL KUBO
[X] Continue on home

The story of Kurosaki Ichigo on
[ ] Standard
[ ] THE HEART
[X] FULL KUBO

Damn the torpedos, full speed ahead!

And I concur on the Masaki Dojo.

Oh god, I clicked the wrong thread and for a second I thought there was actually a thousand posts of FULL KUBO when I realized I had the wrong tab open.

Fun mental image: "I'll post a quest."

1000 replies of CHALLENGE ACCEPTED later~

"Fuck this, I'm out.

So the current consensus is…
> [X] Help her
> [X] FULL KUBO

Well, God help you, /tg/ for there is no mercy from Kubo, with his limiters released.

Your scowl deepens as you approach the group of skateboarders before trusting out your leg, kicking one of the punks right in the face. The other skateboarders pause as they turn towards their fallen friend only to see you.

“Get the hell out of here.”

They quickly turn their confusion into anger and start to surround you. “What the? You suddenly appear and kick over our bro Yama and you tell us to get out of here?!”

You nonchalantly scratch at your head as they approach.

“You wanna die, punk?!”

>roll 1d20 for combat.

So is OP typing, or did we scare him off?

Rolled 12

>>25464064
>Ichigo, MASTER OF DIPLOMACY!

Rolled 1

>>25464064

I make dice happen.

Rolled 3

>>25464064

Rolled 7

>>25464064
How many rolls?

Rolled 2

>>25464064

...Well fuck.

Rolled 6

>>25464064

ROLLINGU

Rolled 3

>>25464082
Well, good game guys. This was a short quest.

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Rolled 10

>>25464082
ITS ALREADY HAPPENING!

>>25464088
first 3, I pick the best unless there's a nat success or failure.

>>25464108
We are DEAD, then.

>>25464108
Nat 1.

Looks like we need 5 ambulances for our body.

>>25464064

God help us?

God help you, QM.

Also /r/ rulse for skill rolling. Are you going with normal best of 3 or what?

>>25464108

Ahahahahaha

>>25464108

WE ARE DEAD

>>25464082
And so, Ichigo joins the ranks of such quest protagonists as Shirou and Three-Claw in the ranks of the "FUCKING D20 HOW DO THEY WORK" brigade.

Dis gun b gud.

>>25463687

Challenge accepted, and here are our options to derail this shit, listed in no particular order:
1. Fuck the Soul Society, become a Quincy.
2. Kill Rukia so Aizen cannot get the whatever-the-fuck it's called macguffian.
3. Kill ourselves, become the Hollow that's insid-- No, wait, isn't someone running a Hollow Quest?
4. Take the Macguffian for ourselves (As if we won't have enough bullshit hax powerups)
5. Meet Judas Bach before becoming a Soul Reaper/Shinigami, realize Zangetsu is young Bach, become a quincy.

>>25464082
...Or we roll a nat 1 and kill ourselves.
/tg/ dice, fucking up plans before they're even made.

>>25464108

Now we see how willing QM is to killing his quest.

I EXPECT KUROSAKI TO BE DEEEED

>Beaten to a pulp by a japanese teenage skater gang
>All because we just HAD to help that ghost
>Seriously, fuck ghosts

>1 KUBO TIME

Preparing yourself for the average punk, you are suddenly caught unprepared as they show great dexterity and outmaneuver your blows. As you try to fight back they lay into you before two of them grab you by the wrists as the skateboarder you knocked down gets up, bloodied and pissed.

“You think you’re going to get away with this? I’ll make sure you don’t walk away from this!”

Picking up his skateboard, he slams it into your face and you think your nose might’ve broke. He prepares to continue his assault, happy at the results he’s already gotten.

In the background you can see the ghost girl crying, horrified.

>What do you do?

>>25463909
>sometimes other people die and get resurrected by the secret society known as The Edittors

TG Meta Quest pls get out.

>>25464197
>Implying ghost pussy isnt worth it.

Rolled 14

>>25464205
Kick in the balls when he gets close enough.

If he goes down from that, try to get our arms free, preferably with leg-based violence.

>>25464205

KICK TO THE DICK

>>25464205
Desperate situation. Aim for the nuts. Hit the weak spot for massive damage.

>>25464205
Pull out the gun you had conveniently stuffed in your anus.

>>25464242
Gah.
"Kick 'im in the balls", I mean.

Rolled 3

>>25464242
Grab skateboard, attempt dental surgery of his wisdom teeth.

the heart

>>25464205
German suplex.

Rolled 3

>>25464205
>>25464242

FUCK EM UP

>>25464205
Our arms are held, and we've got a guy about to beat us down with a skateboard.

We can either attempt to struggle free, or we can use our legs to attack.

Lets kick their asses. And by asses I mean dicks. KICK THEM IN THE DICK.

>>25464327
>KICK THEM IN THE DICK.
Yes.
Kick all of them in their collective dick.

dice+1d20

Field goal shot to the nuts! Unleash your inner squirrel!

>>25464266
>>25464318
DUBS!

dice+1d20

Field goal kick to the nuts! Channel our inner squirrel!

>>25464346
In the email field, Sunhawk.

>>25464362
>>25464346
Almost a duplicate... what are you doing?

Rolled 9

Amending the above >_<

Rolled 9

German Suplex

>>25464377
Sunhawk cannot into /tg/ dice

Thought the damn thing didn't go through.

>>25464379
>>25464362
>>25464346
sunhawk out of curiosity did you come here from some place with avatars, and siggies?

I have been known to, yes?

There are many such places...

>>25464429
Might I ask what your fascination with squirrels is?

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>Kick him, right in the dick
>try to escape

Summoning your strength, you kick out and nail the asshole with the skateboard straight in the balls. As he collapses to the ground, unconscious. The two punks not holding you quickly move in to rough you up, but you slam your feet down on your two captors painfully.

As they release you, you step back and touch at your nose. Yeah, its broken. Yuzu’s going to have a fit over this.

[ ] Continue Fighting
[ ] Escape
[ ] Write In

>>25464458
>[X] Continue Fighting

We got one! We've got them on the ropes!

Rolled 16

>>25464458
We have not kicked enough people in the dicks yet.

>[X]Continue Kicking People in the dicks

>>25464458
>[ ] Continue Fighting
We got this

> [X] Continue Fighting
[ ] Escape
[ ] Write In

They're going to pay for that one.

>>25464458
>[ ] Continue Fighting
Is this even a choice? We're Ichigo, AKA the strawberry who fears no death. A few human punks aren't going to stop us from helping this poor soul.

Rolled 11

>>25464458
[x] continue figtinh
German suplex

Rolled 1

>>25464458

KICK A DICK

SURPLEX THE OTHER DICK

>>25464596
U wot m8? U cunt b srs.

>>25464596
You dick.

I got a 16, and you HAD to roll a 1!

>>25464596
This quest, man.

It's cursed.

Can we, like, get a do-over in a few days' time? Hopefully when the dice gods aren't in a dickish mood?

>>25464630
Assuming this works like most other quests, you don't roll until the OP specifically ASKS for a roll, so that probably won't count.

>>25464649
Eh.

Better safe than sorry.

>>25464458
Berserker rage time baby

>>25464596
>>25464630

KUBO THROTTLE IS STUCK ON FULL

>Another 1
Next Time, please wait for me to ask for your rolls as I will count any premature rolls as this is FULL KUBO mode.

Moving to launch another kick towards their junk, you kick far too high and find your leg caught by the first punk on the left as your previous right hand captor wraps his arms around you and slams you into the ground in a German suplex.

As you lay on your back, vision swimming in and out of focus, you see them surround you, violence promised on their faces.

“This is for Yama, you bastard!”

As they begin to kick you, you…

[ ]WRITE IN

>>25464741
>Next Time, please wait for me to ask for your rolls as I will count any premature rolls as this is FULL KUBO mode.
I will remember this when someone rolls a 20 and you say "Lol too bad, I haven't called for rolls yet."

Rolled 13

> [X]WRITE IN

Grab a leg and yank to the side, trying to pull one of them down to your level.

>>25464741
Proclaim that we are the blood god and go berserker on everyone the drink there blood and rip out there skulls

>>25464741
Bite their shins.

Damnit, email field was still full.

Rolled 9

Rolling for Ichigo to become aware of his bladder being close to capacity.

>>25464784
good, I'll count that 20 just fine.

Rolled 9

>>25464795
rolling for this

>>25464741
Engage berserker rage.

GET MAD ICHIGO

WELL, MORE MADE THAN YOU CURRENTLY ARE, I THINK YOU'RE PRETTY MAD ALREADY BUT WHATEVER.

>>25464827
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

or in other words I vote for this

Hey guys I hear this is a cool thread, how's it going?

>all these 1s

Goddamn Cosgrove, when you said you were ready for their shit I didn't think that extended to sacrificing them on the altar of the dice god.

>>25464741
Well, we're down on the ground getting pounded, there's really only one thing to do: Have a significant flashback to our first meeting with Chad, then come back to reality when Chad sends the one about to attack us next flying.

You know that's what Kubo would do.

Rolled 17

>>25464741
>[x]WRITE IN

KICK
THEM
IN
THE
DICK

Hey Cosgoove, can I suggest using 1d100? 1d20 as you can see makes critical happens WAY TOO FREQUENTLY.

>>25464741
Cock slap them in the feet

Rolled 10

>>25464741
Blood for the Blood God! Let the universe drown in it!

>>25464931
But then this wouldn't be FULL KUBO!!!!!!!

>>25464957
>But then this wouldn't be FULL KUBO!!!!!!!
>Implying you can stop the kuboing

I'm just saying that switching the dice might be best. Almost no DMuses 1d20 dice those days because criticals will mess your quest's plot direction.

Whelp, /tg/ chose THE HEART FORTRESS, KUBO EDITION.

[spoilers]As an aside note, Tite Kubo translated roughly in Tagalog means Penis Hut

/tg/ use this as you will [/spoilers]

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>I'm ready for you /tg/

>FULL KUBO
>/tg/ dice rolls
>Kick him in the dick
>Blood for the Blood God

I'm almost curious as to how this would've gone without the OP challenge.

>>25465000
>[spoilers]

Its . You can also press cntrl+s for instant spoiler tags if you have 4chanx

>>25465016
>Kick him in the dick

TO BE FAIR, if its 3v1 and your arms are being held, dick kicks are a perfectly valid and logical means of fighting back

>>25465024
Ah fuck I didn't change them.

Its without an s.

>>25465048
thanks. I'm kinda derping out after reading a 100 page "introduction to politics" that, 60 pages in, has not begun introducing politics.

As a brief respite to my brain I will watch this thread intensely

>>25464990
>plot direction
>in Bleach
Bleach was awesome when it was episodic action comedy that could accurately be described as "Japanese Samurai Ghostbusters" (not to be confused with Japanese Karate Ghostbusters, as that's Yu Yu Hakusho). Soul Society was okay, although it dragged WAY too long and the ending was bollocks. Everything post-SS is a trainwreck, and the only reasons I still read it are my inability to drop a series after a certain point, Haribel, and Yoruichi. What can I say, he may suck at arcs, but Penis Hut can create hot chicks like nobody's business.

>>25465077
I'm not talking about the bleach plot noone cares about it but rather what plot Cosgoove broughts up in the future.

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If you guys want to change to d100, that’s fine. I will need a consensus before my next update though.

>BERSERKER

As the kicks begin, you grit your teeth and grab one of their legs to pull him down to your level. Letting your anger go free, you roar as you begin to punch him in the face.

The first blow lands on his nose with a sickening CRACK. The second blackens his left eye. The third his right.

Kill or be killed, your instincts seem to scream. It’s them or you.

As you are about to continue your assault, your pulled off by the other skateboarding punks. They gather in front of their downed comrade and state at you hatefully, though there seems to be fear in their eyes now.

Behind them, you see the ghost horrified looking in your general direction.

Your sleeves are torn, you’re bruised and bloodied, but you’re going to win! These punks won’t escape from you, not until they’ve paid in blood!
[ ] RIP AND TEAR
[ ] Calm down
[ ] WRITE IN

>>25464990
>Implying criticals aren't the best part of a quest's plot direction

>>25465124
[X] RIP AND TEAR

>>25465124
>[ ] Calm down
I bet the poor ghost girl is getting scared. Let's throw out a few more intimidating shouts for them to fuck off and see if they've decided we're not worth the trouble yet.

>>25465124
>your pulled off
you're

>state at you
Stare

damn typos

>>25465124
>[ ] Calm down

Commence scary creepy laugh

>>25465124
RIP AN TEAR

>>25465077
Your post leaves me wondering why we have multiple Bleach qusts, but no Yu Yu Hakusho Quest.
Kuwabara Quest could be pretty cool, fighting in the name of love, protecting kittens, and having the best taste in music EVER. And occasionally bailing out Urameshi when he inevitably fucks things up.

>>25465124
>If you guys want to change to d100, that’s fine. I will need a consensus before my next update though.

Yes please.

>[ ] WRITE IN
Do what Ichigo did back then and call for 1 ambulance for the pugs we have already beaten up. The rest will soon scatter.

>>25465124
>[X] RIP AND TEAR (not literally)

>>25465124
[x] WRITE IN
Scream in incoherent fury for a few seconds. If they haven't run the fuck away,
[X] RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 1

>>25465124
>[ ] RIP AND TEAR

>>25465124
WE RIP

AND WE TE>>25465173
damn it

>>25465173
>1d1

Har har har, so funny.

>>25465124
>If you guys want to change to d100, that’s fine. I will need a consensus before my next update though.
Nah, FULL KUUUUUBOOOO

>>25465124
Calm down. The Berserking Arts are a rare gift, and should not be squandered on scum such as these.
Personally I like the idea of 1d100.

I kind of enjoy 1d20 just because we have a 5 percent chance to suck hard. and a 5 percent chance to be godly. Which feels like kubos work. All we are messing is the asspulls each time we succeed or fail with a crit.

>>25465124
>[X] RIP AND TEAR
1d100 is nice, because then we have a chance to score 88, the holy numbers of Khorne.
Anyways, they're huge and that means they have huge guts.

>>25465124

[x] RIP AND TEAR

And then rip and tear the clothes off the girl. Full valgrave, full rance.

>>25465252
You can't rape ghosts.

>>25465221
I disagree.

We need to roll 1d4s. For maximum kubo.

>>25465267
Yet

>>25465267
You never know until you try.

>>25465267

Thats what he said.

Kubo will find a way.

No quarter! Berserker Rance Ichigo!

>>25465289
>>25465298
>>25465306
>Implying you can rape the willing

>>25465267
You're just not trying hard enough.

Settle down, people. You don't need to Rance her.

Just play some Barry White, a bit of candlelight...

current trending is:

d20: 2
d100: 2

Rip and Tear: 7
Calm Down: 3
Call ambulance: 1
Rance: maybe 3?

I'm starting on the next part, so do please try to have a consensus on d20 vs d100.

>>25465355
D100 for me.

>>25465355

D20!

Also rance votes include rip and tear as well.

>>25465355
You forgot
D4: 1

I was being completely serious with that one.

>>25465355
I'll throw in a vote for d20, because the crit train of pain has no brakes.

And one for RIP AND TEAR.

And one AGAINST Rance, because what the flying fuck guys?

>>25465348
And some jello shots.

>>25465330
>Implying we can't try anyway

>>25465355
D100

>>25465355

Thinking 1d2 1 is cirt fail 2 is crit success.

>>25465394
1d1.

The result is Kubo. Always.

>>25465355
d20

>>25465355
>>25465381
In that case, I switch my vote from D20 to D4 unless the status quo changes again.
So that's
D4: 2
D20: 1
D100: 2

>>25465382

>Rance

So no concessional sex in he missionary position?

>>25465279
Fuck, why not?

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>>25465415
>>25465427
>>25465412

D4: 3
D20: 2
D100: 2

>>25465415
d4 is stupid, I'ld rather have a d20 but fuck, even d100 is better that d4.

>>25465415
Yeah d4 works for me

>>25465427
Because thats dumb as shit.

>>25465422
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r8aa1j_kZY

>>25465348

She was asking for it anyways.

Chatting up three punks for 'rape-play'

I'm not counting anything but d20s or d100s unless someone can give me a good reason. And, no, Full Kubo is not good enough of a reason.

>>25465382

Because Challenge Accepted

>>25465523
That way the 1d100 are winning.

>>25465523
consensus is d20 then, since the reason for d4 appears to be "lower is better"

>>25465523
Because its unique. I've literally never seen it anywhere else, probably for good reason, but it'd be interesting to see how it turns out. That said, in Bleach things pretty much end up going 'major failure, slight failure, slight success, major success' anyway so...

>>25465523
d88, because we are a berserker and it is the holy number of Khorne.

>>25465523
Having an odd die like a D4 would be perfect to simulate bleach. Either you critically win or lose your fights, or they go on for 2-3 hours before Plotkai decides who wins and loses.
That and it would make things different than the usual d20 or d100 in other quests.

>>25465592
>>25465559
Seconded

>>25465615
>>25465592
So its going to be:

1:The battle goes FULL KUBO
2:The battle goes in your opponetent's favor
3:The battle goes in you favor this turn
4:YOU GO FULL KUBO

While I do understand where you two are coming from, there’s a very good reason why I’m not using a 1d4 and that’s to determine exactly how well or badly you fail. Don’t worry, there’s going to be other dice used here and there.

> [X] RIP AND TEAR

As your vision swims, your blood boils. Its hard to think, but your instincts are telling you to destroy these enemies in front of you and its incredibly hard to deny them.

Clenching your hands into claw-like shapes, you let out a roar as you charge them, intent to see them hurt.

It’s them or you.

Roll me 1d3 and 1d20, please.

>>25465707
Basically.

Rolled 2 + 1

>>25465738

Rolled 1

>>2546570738

>>25465755
How did I fuck that up...

Rolled 2 + 1

>>25465738

>>25465738

Well.

Rolled 1

>>25465738

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>>25465747
>>25465755

>>25465747
>>25465783
Ok that format clearly doesn't work.

Rolled 14 + 1

>>25465787
Herp.

>>25465738

>>25465738
>>25465747
>>25465772

You cannot roll 2 dice. /TG/ dice will automatically put a 1 for the second.

Rolled 3

>>25465738
>1 again on a d20

The dice are trying to kill us.

Rolled 3 + 1

>>25465803
derp

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>>25465747
>>25465783

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>>25465747

>another 1

Rolled 10

>>25465804
Fucking /tg/ dice.

>>25465747
>>25465755
>>25465783
First 3 d3

>>25465789
>>25465797
First 2 D20

Yeah, Ichigo is fucked.

Rolled 1

>>25465813
>>25465797
>>25465783
>>25465747
Ok, lesson learned, /tg/ dice can't roll two types of dice simultaneously.

>>25465823
This thread is clearly cursed.

>>25465815
>>25465820
Please see >>25465804, we didn't roll a 1 on our d2-

>>25465789
...nevermind

You cannot roll 2 different dice, guys...

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>>25465830
>>25465789

>>25465830
>>25465789

DOUBLE FUCKING ONES IN THE FIRST THREE ROLLS

FUCKING SNAKE EYES IN THE FIRST THREE ROLLS

KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Keeping the two dice thing in mind:

1d3:
>>25465747
>>25465755
>>25465783

1d20:
>>25465789
>>25465797
>>25465821

>RIP AND TEAR
>ALL THESE ONES
KUBO MODE IN FUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL HYPERDRIVE

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D3
>>25465747
>>25465755
>>25465783


D20
>>25465830
>>25465821
>>25465789

KUBO THROTTLE IS STUCK ON FULL

We're ripping and tearing the girl, right?

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>nat 1

As you charge forward, you slip on some blood and collapse right into the ground. As your head slams down into the pavement, you find yourself suddenly staring down at your own body, attached to it by a chain that leads right into your chest.

The punks, freaked out by the sheer amount of blood leaking from your body grab their two comrades and run.

The girl stares at you in abject horror.

>[ ] Actions?

>>25465931
Try to slip back into the body?

>>25465931
defy Fleetwood Mac, break the chain.

>>25465931
Continue berserker mode

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>>25465931
Its happening.

[X] Grab the chain, see if you can't pull yourself back into your body.

>>25465931
"What the fuck is this chain?"
and pull it out.
I'm joking. We're not that retarded. Right?
...Right?

>>25465931

Let's do this.

http://youtu.be/EypoY9b1RyM

>>25465931

[x] raep

>>25465931

Berserker rape, continue raging

>>25465943
>>25465958
>>25465959
This, first lets try and fuse back into the body.

>>25465959
This is /tg/.


We are, aren't we?

But yeah. Retracting
>>25465960
for "Try to slip back into body".

Break the chain is the backup plan.

Question is it metagaming trying to get back into the body? For all we know ichigo is still angry

>>25465995
>is it metagaming trying to get back into the body?

The only true metagamers are those trying to break the chain so that we can became hollow.

>>25466007

Bullshit.

Remember the hoax magician BROHAHAHHAA

>>25466007
It might be metagaming, but Hollow Ichigo is much more interesting than normal Ichigo.

>>25466033
I don't wanna be a murderous douche.

Rolled 8

>>25465931
BERSERK wrap the chain around the girls neck and eat her

>>25466033
>implying hollow ichigo exists
>when ichigo hasn't even had rukia's powers

>>25466033
>>25466033
But they already have a hollow quest!

>>25466049
I think it's a little late for that.

>>25466062
>implying we aren't about to become hollow ichigo

>>25466052
>BERSERK wrap the chain around the girls neck and eat her

Are you 10? Even Kubo would be disappointed at you.

>>25465931

[x] break chain!

>>25466069
>I think it's a little late for that.

It's not. Have you people even read Bleach at all or do you just know how to scream KUBOO when things go bad?

>>25466076
I think he forgot to put 'out' at the end of that sentence.

>>25466049
but we can eventually reach arrancar become an espada bro it up with grimmjow and harribel and generally derail the original bleach plot.

>>25465931
J-j-j-jam ourselves back in and hope for the best.

>>25466062
Ichigo always had hollow powers. And Soul Reaper powers. And Quincy powers.
They were all dormant until he met Rukia though, something else could have set them off.

>>25466098
Stop samefagging, the vote that's winning is the "try and slip back into the body" so just accept it.

>>25466122
>They were all dormant until he met Rukia though, something else could have set them off.

Aizen specifically arranged for Ichigo to gain shinigami powers first, I doubt anything else would kickstart his growth.

>>25466125

>opinions

>>25466150
You know, Aizen could've been a magnificent bastard if they hinted at his just-as-keikaku beforehand.
Instead, it just became a double-asspull-reacharound.

>[X] Try to slip back into body

As you stare at your own bloodied and beaten body, you begin to panic. Pulling on the chain, you immediately realize is a bad idea as it shoots agonizing pain through you, especially from where the plug connects to you. You do try to push yourself back into your body, but it seems to be to no effect, though you can tell that it is, or rather YOU are, still breathing. If barely.

As you try to figure out how to return to your own body, you look over at the girl, who is still keeping her distance, before a terrifying roar rips through the area, which clearly terrifies the girl.

Roll 1d20

Rolled 10

>>25466193
I got dis.

Rolled 2

>>25466193

Rolled 10

>>25466193
Here comes the ones

Rolled 3

>>25466193
All gods are dicks.

Rolled 17

>>25466193
SAVING THE DAY

Rolled 18

Here we go

>>25466207
By the nine divines...

We didn't fuck up!


Also, archiving this thread.

>>25466215
>>25466219
Couldn't save those for later?

Rolled 16

>>25466204
>>25466208
>>25466193
>Here comes the ones
>Double 10

You were right.

>>25466230
I knew I wouldn't critically fail

>>25466230
>Couldn't save those for later?

Actually those are going to count for the next roll, just like Cos said,

>>25466230
>Couldn't save those for later?
pffft. no

>>25466242
Ah, good.

Rolled 4

>>25466193

Rolled 7

>>25466242
That sounds like a terrible idea.
Late dice for the previous roll =/= premature dice for the next roll

You’re shaken by the roar, though you still maintain your wits. As you try to look around for the source of the roar, you realize your body is difficult to move with and you can go too far from your body. The girl has gone into hiding, and you can barely see her, though she looks at you with fear and… pity?

The ground shakes as something lands nearby. You manage to turn around in time to watch a giant monstrous creature land. Its looking at you like you’re a feast to be had, before pausing and looking at the chain attached to you. With a sickening grin on its mask-like face, it begins to sniff the area before turning towards where the girl was hiding.

[ ]Distract it
[ ] Keep Quiet
[ ]Write in

>>25466281
Ok then.

>>25466294
[x] Distract it

>>25466294
* Can't go too far from your body

>>25466294
* Can not go too far from your body

>>25466294
>[ ] Keep Quiet

>>25466294
>[]Distract it
Stupid reckless heroism Ichigo go!

>>25466294
[X] Keep Quiet

We almost died for you ghost loli, so I don't feel bad letting her on own.

>>25466294
Pick up body and either sneak home or use as flail

>>25466294
>[ ]Write in

Can we try to drag our body behind something.

>>25466294
Distract it.

Rolled 1

>>25466294
[x]Distract it

>>25466294
>[X] Keep Quiet

>>25466371
You complete and total tit, take the dice out of your email till we're asked for a roll

>>25466371
Haha, very funny you and your 1d1, you sur-
>1d20

whta the actual fuck

>>25466371
>NATURAL ONE
>AGAIN

FUCKING KUBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25466381
>take the dice out of your email till we're asked for a roll
Implying the /tg/ dice gods wouldn't give us a 1 on the roll anyway

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>>25466371
So dicegod, what do you have to say about our attempts at not dying?

>>25466371
...


Does this mean we FAIL to distract it?

>>25466409
every little bit helps

>>25464082
>>25464596
>>25465789
>>25465830
>>25466371
ALL THOSE ARE NATURAL ONES IN A FUCKING D20

WHAT THE FUCK

>>25466426


We Ryotaro now?


We Ryotaro Nogami now.

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>>25466426
>All these ones
I'm getting fire flashbacks...

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Rolled 2

>>25466413

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>go FULL KUBO
>mfw the dice have broken the KUBO barrier and entered JUST AS KUBOKAKU mode

I love this quest already

>>25466437
Take.
The goddamn.
Email out.

>>25466426
The highest roll all thread has been an 18

Rolled 12

i dont think we should have tried to challenge kubo guys

>>25466431
At least Ryotaro had the a hot girl and a bad ass old guy as friends, Ichigo is going to be eaten like a chump here.

>>25466426
>>25466440
>>25466435
>>25466437
>>25466371
>>25466413
>>25466453
Being ichigo is suffering

>>25466466
>>25466426
I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NAT 1 IN A D20 BRO

IT KEEPS HAPPENNING

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Rolled 9

>>25466445
I'm only trying to help!

As it begins to move past you, you look back at the frightened ghost before your eyes narrow. You grit your teeth and move in front of the monster, despite the fear you have.

“Hey, ugly, you aren’t getting past me.”

Readying for a fight, you block the path of the monster, who turns towards you, seemingly irritated. It lets out a large roar before moving towards you.

I’m going to need (separately) 1d20 and 1d100.

Rolled 13

>>25466517
Strangle this chump ass monster with our weird chain thing.

Rolled 12

>>25466517
No comment about the 1 eh?

Rolled 50

>>25466517

Rolled 72

>>25466517

>>25466517

Rolled 64

>>25466517
>Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 6

Rolled 43

>>25466517

Rolled 18

>>25466517
We need to embrace pain to use it as fuel on our journey.

>>25466534
FUCK YEAH 72

Rolled 18

>>25466517
Nat 1 time?
because I think it's motherfucking nat 1 time.

Rolled 73

>>25466517

>>25466526
>>25466527
>>25466544
First 3 d20s

>>25466533
>>25466534
>>25466539
First 3 d100

No 1s good job guys!.