>>25460172
Who needs sleep? Certainly not MC.

>>25460172
Yay! Mercs quest.

Command, I had a question. I kinda came up with a little short of a hypothetical situation in which Elsa and Alek explain how they met. I wanted to write it up, but I don't want to muck up your thread.

Opinion?

AHAHA finally caught another one of these!

I'm loaded on energy drinks, ready to go.

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>>25460239
Sure, go ahead.

>>25460172
"Okay, what the hell is going on?" You sigh, facepalming.

"Well, the reports are pretty varied and vague, but it seems like there's some serious street fighting going down."

You can only think of a few people in the Demons who'd get caught up in something like that.

"But we should be pretty close." Elizabeth adds in. "If we hurry, we can beat them there by a few minutes."

>Let's go!
>Eh, let the MPs handle it.
>Other

>>25460359
>Let's go!

>>25460359
>Let's go!

>>25460359
>>Let's go!
got to check up on the team

>>25460172
>Hang out with a friend all night
>Come back home
>Check 4chan and stuff
>Look at time
>Oh yeah Valk mercs is running toda- Ah there goes my sleep

>>25460359
>>Let's go!

>>25460359
>Let's go!
Sadly. This isn't even a question.

>>25460359
>Let's go!
They're our Mercs. and our responsibility if they did anything wrong.

>>25460359
>Let's go!
Ramirez, WHAT DID YOU DO.

>>25460359

>Let's go!

Who wants to bet some of our boys were being drunk idiots and got jumped by the pissed townsfolk?

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>>25460359
>Let's go!
I'll bet five Ducats that some Demons picked a fight with the locals.

>>25460404
Must be Ramirez

>>25460359
>Lets go!
Time for some damage control

Ok, guys, prepare to get into a fight. I think things are going to get ugly

>>25460749
I really hope that our upcoming fistfight won't get us on the bad side of our employer.

>>25460749
Not the anon who posted it, but if somebody's picking a fight with our Darcsens's I am perfectly ok with popping a cap in someone's foot to show them to back off.

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>>25460749
Only if it's a lynch mob after one of the Darcsen members of the Demons.
And if it IS a lynch mob, we blam one with our sidearm to prove a point. NOBODY fucks with the Demons.

>>25460783
This

Also a good old drunken fight is normal during time off

>>25460359
You sprint down to where the commotion is apparently happening, Elizabeth following close behind. It's actually not that hard to find, considering the small crowd gathering around the mouth of an alley.

"Well it looks like we found the right place." You mutter to nobody in particular. Pushing your way through the crowd, you see a melee going on in the alley with maybe fifteen or twenty people involved. You immediately see Ramirez and Brillant in the fray, which you're not quite surprised. What does surprise you is Isolde and Heloise in the mix, though it's more like Isolde shielding Heloise from the worst of the melee. You also catch glimpses of uniforms of Ustian soldiers and some of the Vergeltung crew.

"MPs are going to be here in two minutes, sir." Elizabeth warns you. "What's the plan?"

>CHARGE!
>Okay, let's take out them out quickly and quietly.
>Actually, we should let the MPs handle this.
>Other

>>25460808
...do you really want to shoot someone when the MPs are on their way? Hell, they even might be there now.

>>25460815
>>Okay, let's take out them out quickly and quietly.

>>25460815
>Other
"RAMIREZ! BRILLANT! ISOLDE! WHAT THE *HELL* IS GOING ON ?!"

>>25460815
>Other
Fire a pistol shot into the air to get their attention and ask what the hell is going on.

>>25460815
"STURMFUHRER SMASH!"

>CHARGE!

>>25460815
>Pull our sidearm out and fire it into the air

>>25460849
Seconded.

>>25460815
> Other, fire shot into air.

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>>25460815
>>Okay, let's take out them out quickly and quietly.

>>25460815
>>Okay, let's take out them out quickly and quietly.
Flanking and knockout

>>25460858
Yeah, let's do this.

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>>25460815
One of the few times where this is actually the best option.

>>25460841
IF they're trying to out and out murder one of our people just because of the color of their hair? Yes. We are Jager Sturmfuhrer. We are known to be a fair man, until pushed. Such a barbaric display? It would PUSH us.
However, it seems to be a normal brawl, so we should just resolve it in a calm manner.
>>25460815
>Other
"SILEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!"
>>25460893
Never fire a gun wildly into the air. It's completely unsafe.

>Discharging your weapon on a military base
Shiggidy diggity.
>CHARGE!

>>25460815
Fire a warning shot

>>25460910
You're RIGHT
We'll fire it into the air toward the water.

Or at a glass or something away from the brawl.

>>25460910
How about the ground then?

>>25460815
>CHARGE!!!!!
Hands off of our menner motherfuckers

>>25460954
Probably the safest bet. We could also shoot it into the roof of a building from below, pay for the damages later.

>>25460858

Supporting the warning shot.

Holy shit, this is actually a good idea for once.

>>25461003
>Discharging your weapon in a military base
>Ever a good idea
It's definitely in character though, I'll give it that.

>>25460815

>CHARGE!
>Ramirez! Suppress those Rioters with your Fists!

Even if we did fire a warning shot, can we really keep them from outright brawling again? Last I looked, we're only some mercs looking for payday. The way I see it, the best we could do is to bail out our demons and let the others keep brawling their faces out.

>>25461050
Pretty sure they picked a fight with us and the based Vergeltung crew backed us up.

>>25461050
The Vergletung crewmen are basically ours as well. So its us vs. the normal soldiers. We need to stop it and try to stop it happening as much as we can, if only to protect us and ours.

I have a feeling that if we have a beach episode here, it'll be a very short one as we're chased out of Ustio.

>>25460815
Well, you're short on time, and just jumping into the melee isn't going to resolve the matter any faster, so you decide to go for the next best option. Sure, firing a weapon near a military base was probably a monumentally stupid idea, but you really want to break this up before the MPs arrive and start cracking skulls.

Raising your pistol, you make sure not to aim it straight up in the air and instead aim up high at a brick wall. The loud BANG of your weapon rings out through the tight narrows of the alley, catching everybody's attention.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, SOLDIERS!??" You yell in your best impersonation of your drill instructor. It was dark, so there was a chance they could mistake you for a superior officer or something like that. "BREAK UP THIS FIGHT AND DISPERSE OR VALKRUR HELP ME I WILL END IT FOR YOU!"

>roll 1d20

Enter with fists flying, get our folks the fuck out, and back to base before the MPs get here.

Rolled 9

>>25461124
GO!

Rolled 5

>>25461124

Rolled 12

>>25461124

Rolled 13

>>25461124
rolz

Rolled 10

>>25461124

Rolled 5

>>25461124

>>25461124

Rolled 10

>>25461124
yo

Rolled 14

>>25461124

>>25461144
>>25461145
>>25461146
Uh oh.

Rolled 10

>>25461168
Yeah, we used up our luck on Alek.

well shit.

>>25461168
12 isn't....bad

>>25461182
Yeah, the dice gods reeeeeaaally wanted that kid to get laid.

Rolled 8

>>25461124

ROLLEN

>>25461216

Not that Elsa needed much encouragement.

>>25461236
Eh duff, its the three first that goes towards the count.

>>25461146
A few of the Ustian soldiers bolt upon hearing your angry speech. The Demons and Vergeltung crew hold their ground, however, since they recognize your voice. However, there's still quite a few Ustians holding their ground, obviously not buying your bluff.

"Oh yeah?" A very familiar sergeant stomps up to you. "What are you going to do about it?"

>Try and talk him down.
>Fuck it, just hit him.
>Other

>>25461267
Okay.jpeg

Lets see whats going on in this alley then

Rolled 6

>>25461296
>Fuck it, just hit him.

>>25461296
>Fuck it, just hit him.

Rolled 8

>>25461296
>>Fuck it, just hit him.
in the face, please

Rolled 7

>>25461296
"I punched out a belkan knight to stop him from invading. I hear he still hasn't woken up"

>>25461296
DECK THAT ASSHOLE!

>>25461296
>Punch

Come on, its the best one.

>>25461296
>Fuck it, just hit him.

Rolled 8

>>25461331
and then punch him anyways

>>25461296

>Fuck it, just hit him

"YOU PANSY ASS BLUE FOOT TURD OF SOLDIER, YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE THE RANK ON YOUR SLEEVE YOU COWARD SHINGLE OF A MAN"

Rolled 4

>>25461296
>Fuck it, just hit him.
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions.

>>25461296
>>Fuck it, just hit him.

Make sure it's in the face and knock him on the ground if possible. Point pistol in face.

>>25461300
's alright, duff. You'll get there next time.

>>25461296
Headbutt!

>>25461296
>Other
"I ended an invasion by a fistfight. Don't test me."

>>25461296
FALCON PAWNCH!

>>25461296
>Fuck it, just hit him.
"What are you going to do about it" is a bad question to ask a mercenary captain.

>>25461296
>>Try and talk him down.
Whatever you make me. The MPs are coming, if you don't want to be clapped in irons or doing KP duty for the rest of the year, I suggest you clear out.

Rolled 8

>>25461296
You're not going to be arrested. I am.

>>25461296
>>Fuck it, just hit him.
"I'M GOING TO GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND SKULL FUCK YOU MAGGOT!"

Rolled 7

>>25461386
is it just me, or have all the rolls so far been crappy?

Rolled 14

>>25461400
Oh, Oh, I know what to say:
"I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your throat!"

Rolled 9

>>25461407
Na, I'm pretty sure it's just you

>>25461407

Dice gods are tired from getting Alek laid.

>>25461296

"I'm going to do this" Then headbutt

>>25461296
You sigh. You REALLY don't have time for this shit. Already you can the roar of truck engines in the distance.

"You do realize, that I punched out a Belkan Knight, right? I hear he still hasn't woken up."

You then punch him in the face.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 6

>>25461458

Rolled 10

>>25461458
here we go

Rolled 7

>>25461458
rollin

Rolled 5

>>25461458

Rolled 19

>>25461458

Rolled 5

>>25461458
Take That Rapetastic Sargent!
You cannot force the D, it can only be given, like the force

Rolled 5

>>25461458

>>25461468
>>25461471
>>25461473
:(

>>25461478
Nice

>>25461477
>>25461473
>>25461471
>>25461468

Baw

>>25461478
FUCKS SAKE, YOU ARE LATE!

Rolled 6

>>25461478
>>25461458
Crap. A couple of seconds would've made the difference.

Rolled 11

>>25461468
>>25461471
>>25461473
Crap.

Rolled 5

>>25461468
>>25461471
>>25461473
THE SCALES OF FATE HAVE TURNEDE AGAINST US BROTHERS! SUCH IS THE COST OF ALEK ACHIEVING ONE MOMENT OF PERFECT HAPPINESS!

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>>25461468
>>25461471
>>25461473
DAMN IT

Rolled 9

>>25461502
You happy now?! You got your little matchmaking through but at WHAT COST I ASK!

How about we take the blow just as the MPs arrive making us look like the victim.

>>25461485
It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.

>>25461537
Good lord no.

>>25461529

Worth it.

Well, poor Heloise might disagree, but still.

Just realized, what the hell were they fighting about?

>>25461529
Totally worth it.

>>25461562
Leaning towards them being asstastic Darcsen haters.

>>25461562
I think it's the same sergeant who tried to bribe us to hand Elsa over.

>>25461529
Possibility of our friend getting laid? I think that was worth it.

>>25461579
Makes sense why Heloise is there behind Isolde, then.

>>25461562
A) They're still butthurt over Elsa

B) They're Darcsen haters

Take your pick. Might be a mix of both. Scumbag Ustians...

>>25461562

Who the hell knows? We just want them to shut up and calm down.

Rolled 4

>>25461657
and it's also fun punching people

Rolled 1

>>25461471
It's a pretty good punch, but apparently the sergeant is much tougher than you initially though, as he rebounds rather quickly and takes a shot at you. Meanwhile, the fight begins again in earnest.

>roll 2d20

Rolled 2

>>25461620
it could be that Heliose isn't that great at CQC?

Rolled 7, 11 = 18

>>25461756

Rolled 8, 14 = 22

>>25461756
>2d20

Rolled 17, 15 = 32

>>25461756
>Implying this is a fight not an evening stroll

Rolled 17, 18 = 35

>>25461756
Please love me, dice kings

Rolled 2, 12 = 14

>>25461756
d'oh

>>25461781

Fucking finally.

Rolled 2, 18 = 20

>>25461756

Rolled 16, 16 = 32

>>25461756
STURMFUHERER'S TROOPS IN DANGER

STURFUHERER SMASH

>>25461756
>1
Score.

>>25461756
...
I can only hear the sgt. trying to man up, take a swing, and gives a steve smith groan
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSP2ODvr_5M

And everyone stops the riot to laugh at him.

Rolled 2, 8 = 10

>>25461893
I just hope the guy goes down. Hard.

>>25461756
The sergeant throws his own punch in response but the move is so damn predictable you see it coming a mile away. You easily sidestep and the sergeant's fist passes by your face and straight into the brick wall behind you. You can hear his knuckles cracking against the brickwork and your ears are filled with his yowl of pain. An uppercut silences him and knocks him out for good.

With their ringleader down, and the whistle of the MPs drawing ever closer, the Ustian soldiers decide to flee.

"Alright Demons, we are leaving!" You hiss at your squadmates.

"Pssst! Over here!" You see Elizabeth waving you over to a side alley. Apparently she had been busy while you were distracting the Ustians.

Everybody makes a mad scramble into the side alley, which leads to the other side of the bock, and not a moment too soon. MPs burst into the alley behind you expecting a fight, but all they find is an unconscious sergeant.

After suggesting to the Vergeltung crew to return to their ship, you turn with a hard stare to Ramirez, Brillant, Isolde, and Heloise, who are busy trying to catch their breath.

>You're lucky I'm in no mood for this. Back to barracks. Now.
>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.
>Other

>>25461968
>>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

>>25461968
>>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.
So what was that all about.

>>25461968
>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.
"Ramirez, change my mind about punishing you."

>>25461968
>>Other
"What started the fight, and who threw the first punch"

>>25461968
>>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

>>25461968

>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

>>25461968
>>Other
I don't think for a second you four started or if you did you had a good reason, but explain what the hell happened.

>>25461968
>Briefing ladies.

And are you guys ok?

>>25461999
This

>>25461968
>You're lucky I'm in no mood for this. Back to barracks. Now.

I'm guessing they were badmouthing the Demons because of the sniper.

>>25461968
>>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

Yes they fucking do.

>>25461997
this

>>25462007
I second this

Rolled 2, 10 = 12

>>25461968
>>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

>>25461968
"Were you at least winning?"

>>25461968
>>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

Or in my terms "What the hell is going on?"

>>25461999
>>25461968
>who threw the first punch
This is kinda important. Shit talking is whatever but if it was Demons that threw the first punch. Then people will get punished for it. We cannot be having people having at it over some bullshit words.

Rolled 7, 10 = 17

>>25461968
what was the fight about and who threw the first punch

>>25461968
>You all have a LOT of explaining to do.

>>25462010
Bullshit. Everyone talks. No going soft for the ladies. They are mercs.

>>25462143
Doesn't seem like us either, equal treatment.

I doubt any of them exactly started a fight though Isolde might be at risk. But the rest aren't remotely quick to throw a punch for no good reason.

>>25462208
This is why we're asking what happen.

>>25461968
>you all have a LOT of explaining to do

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>>25461968
"You all have a LOT of explaining to do." You say angrily. "I don't want to have to explain to Freyberg why my men were beating the crap out of his on their weekend! Which, by the way, very good job there, people, but still! What started the fight and who threw the first punch?!"

"Sir! That would be me!" Ramirez steps forwards proudly, not an ounce of regret or apology in his stance or voice. "I threw the first punch, but they started it!"

"Explain." You narrow your eyes.

"Well, as you might have expected, me and Brillant decided to go check out the local bars. Heloise wanted to tag along and we managed to rope Isolde into coming too. Seems like Heloise was hung about something, because she was just downing shot after shot and generally being mopey."

You take a look at Heloise and you can see that she is indeed very drunk. Barely conscious, in fact. You suppose that's why she was largely out of the fight, necessitating Isolde's protection. "Go on."

"Well, we're trying to get her to talk about what's getting her down, and then Sergeant Chucklefuck and his squad roll in. We give each other the stink eye, but we ignore each other so I think we're good for the night." Ramirez sighs. "Then we take our eyes off Heloise for a second, and next thing we know, Sergeant Chucklefuck and some of his guys are leading her on. Isolde tells them Heloise is drunk in no condition for that sort of treatment, they tell her to fuck off, and well, the rest is sorta history."

>Goddamnit, Ramirez.
>Good job, Ramirez.
>Other

>>25462434
>Good job, Ramirez.
> Other ''I'd have done the same, put it out there'' Fist bump

>>25462434
"Outstanding Fucking Job Ramirez."

>>25462434
>>Good job, Ramirez.

>>25462434
>Seems like Heloise was hung about something, because she was just downing shot after shot and generally being mopey.

Oops.

>>25462434
>>Other
Ok, not bad, Ramirez, but I'd have suggested taking Heliose and dumping the establishment altogether.

>>25462434
>Goddamnit, Ramirez.
And then
>Good job, Ramirez.
And then,
>God DAMN it, Ramirez.

>>25462467
>Great job looking out for our own

>>25462434
>Good Job, Ramirez.

>>25462472
This seems appropriate.

>>25462434
>Good job, Ramirez.

Next time end the fight quicker.

>>25462434
>Good job, Ramirez.

>>25462434
"Good job, Ramirez but goddammit try to find another way next time...."

>Good Job, Ramirez.

>>25462434
>>Good job, Ramirez.
Although next time, try to avoid getting the MPs called.

>>25462434
>Good job Ramirez.

And Isolde... Bar hopping with Brill and Ramirez? Well enjoy the rest of your time off

>>25462499
"Or at least a way that doesn't bring in the MPs."

>>25462434
>Good job, Ramirez.

>>25462472

Agreed. Good job on the defending our squad. But next time let them take the first punch.

>>25462434

...How the heck did Heloise found out so quickly?

>>25462552
Clearly she was walking up/onto the U-Boat and well... there they were~

>>25462552
I wonder what was bumming her out in the first place.

>>25462552
Could be about the kiss, not the sex. But again, it was in an obvious place.

>>25462552
>>25462570
No, she literally couldn't have known that I'm pretty sure. Probably invited Alek to go with and he said no, wanna talk to the prisoner.

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>>25462570
This

As I keep saying, poor Heloise.
I hope anon shows some mercy and has Jager talk to her after this.
But then what were people expecting...

>>25462582
>the kiss

Oh God, she might go into a full on rage if she found out about the latter.

Or a depression.

>>25462609
I wasn't expect MC to make fan speculation a reality. But I hope we get a chance to talk provided nothing comes up.

>>25462594
>>25462582
>>25462579
>>25462570
>>25462552
And with this, time to put on my writefag hat.

Okay, so my first attempt at /tg/ writing, don’t murder me. I found it funny and thought you might like it.
This is Elsa and Alek chatting with people at a shindig hosted by Jager and REDACTED.
>Elsa’s view.
“So how did you and Alek meet? I’ve rarely seen a couple so devoted as you two.”
“Oh we met during the war.”
“So many did, were you in the same unit?”
“Oh, not at first, not until I joined the Demons.”
“Then how did you meet? Did your units work together at some point?”
*laughs* “No, not exactly. Actually when we first met I had just shot Jager twice.”
“…You what?”
“Oh I never told you? I met Alek while I was still fighting for the Empire. The first time we saw each other was through our scopes.”
“…And you still got together?”
“Oh yes, Alek, Jager and the Demons were there trying to stop me from holding up the Ustian advance. I got Jager twice but he had on extra armor for that reason. Then Alek and Tarin found my blind before I decided to move. I found him too, but I only clipped his headset, he got my shoulder. It hurt of course, but when I realized it was another sniper…” *Smiles happily*
“…What happened after that? I take it they didn’t mistreat you then.”

>>25462626
We got one more day and two more people to talk to before the mission starts... Who knows.

>>25462626

Some of the early threads made it pretty obvious that Heloise had an interest in Alek.

>>25462639
“You kissed a man you didn’t know and who had just shot you not a day before?”
“Yes! It was love at first sight I tell you. On my part at least, he seemed kind of stunned really.”
“I’m almost afraid to ask but how did you move from there?”
“Well Alek and Jaeger came to visit me after their next mission and they decided to let me out of the sub to get some air. Jaeger suggested Alek show me his knew rifle and we take some shots together. It was a really big one, .50 caliber. I’d never shot one before so my aim was horrible, it kicked everywhere. But Alek…Alek just crawled right next to me, putting my arms in the right spots and helping me aim. Then the rifle went off and it was a perfect hit.” *shudders a bit* “It was amazing, the kick of the rifle, the smell of the sea and cordite, and Alek’s body against mine. I couldn’t help myself, I jumped him right there on the deck, in full view of the whole harbor. The rest is history.”
“…”
>Alek’s version.
“Alek my good man, whatever did you do to get Elsa so enamored with you? I’ve never seen a girl so happy.”
“Uhm, well, it’s rather embarrassing actually.”
“Come on man, it can’t be that bad.”
“…I shot her.”
“…You what?”
“I shot her. It was during the war and we went on a mission to hunt down a sniper that turned out to be her. I managed to wing her shoulder; she nearly took of my head, but got my earpiece instead.”
“And she liked that?”
“…The next time I saw her she was behind bars and she still managed to nearly suck out my tonsils.”
“…That has got to be the weirdest first date I’ve ever heard of. I dare ask how you finally got together.”

>>25462626
What fan speculation? She tried hitting on Alek before already. We even called her out on it and she basically admitted to it all flustered.

>>25462639
>>25462657
You couldn't wait until after the thread...

>>25462657
“…We came back from a mission a few days later and Jager thought it would be a good idea if I spent some time with her. So we let her out and I showed her the new rifle Jager had gotten me. It was a big fucker, .50 cal. Elsa had never shot one before so I showed her how, put her arms in the right spot, rifle firmly against her shoulder. We hit the target and it wasn’t until then that I realized I was right up against her from showing her the rifle.”
“…What happened next?”
“…We had our first time together.”
“You went after her on top of the sub?!”
“No, she jumped me on top of the sub.”
“…Holy shit.”
“Yeah.”
“You are one lucky bastard.”

And done, Hope you found this amusing, see you later, sorry for interrupting.

>>25462671
Have to sleep, sorry.

>>25462626

I'm surprised you havn't expected especially after JOE RAMIREZ ONE MAN ARMY side chapter.
I mean its great becase MC does it absolutely right and doesn't lay it on thick, but still with how many peopl were going on about it, how wasn't it obvious.

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>>25462582

Sex? Wha-

>just realize I miss a thread
>check it out

Goddamn Alek that was a pretty good time to get a 20 against a 1.

>>25462710
Welcome,mate.

>>25462434
>For clarification, Heloise knows about the kiss, but not the snoo snoo.

"Goddamnit, Ramirez." You shake your head. "You shouldn't start fights like that, regardless how much of an asshole that guy is."

"Yes sir."

"But good job for standing up for Heloise."

"Yes sir."

"And goddamnit, Ramirez, this is supposed to be my weekend off too!"

"Sorry, sir."

"Anyways." You sigh. "We need to figure out what to do with Heloise here."

>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.
>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.
>Other

>>25462786
>>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

We may or may not need to apologise to her.

>>25462786
>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>>25462786
>>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.
We need to talk to her.

>>25462786
>>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.
We need to get a hold of Heliose and hear from her.

>>25462786
>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

Defuse bomb time.

>>25462786
>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>>25462786
>>For clarification, Heloise knows about the kiss, but not the snoo snoo.

Oh dear.

This is going to be awkward.

>>25462786
>>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

Be best to go alone.

>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>>25462786
>>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>>25462796
>>25462798
>>25462801
>>25462802
>>25462812
She's completely drunk. We should wait til she's sobered up for that.

>>25462786
>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>>25462786
Well fuck, we dun' goofed.

>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>>25462786
>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>>25462845

Doesn't matter, 'sides what else are we going to do tonight?

>>25462786
>>25462845
>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

Yeah, pretty much in agreement there.

>>25462849

It wouldn't have happened if the dice gods didn't ship the two so badly. :/

>>25462786
>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>>25462845
Agreed.

>>25462786
>>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>>25462882
Apparently it was just meant to be. Though I hope our little munchkin finds another.

>>25462796

Changing vote.

>>25462845
Doesn't matter, not much better to do tonight

>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>>25462786
>>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

Want to make sure she is fine personally.

>>25462786

>You three take her back to the barracks and stay there. Consider it your punishment.

>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>>25462917
Yeah same with me.

>>25462899

It's going to be funny when she finds out that we essentially torpedoed her chances of a relationship with Alek.

>>25462947
oh, fuck. That's going to get really awkward.

>>25462947
Now I feel like a dick for rolling that 20

>>25462947
that assumes she'd blame us for it as opposed to her lack of initiative, though she can't be blamed for that as well.... Elsa is really forward.

>>25462786
>You guys go ahead. I'll take her back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble.

>>25462947
Yeah, that's what really sucks. But it was what Alek wanted and Elsa just had way more initiative. We just helped him man up and show his own initiative.

Still sucks for Heloise

>>25462981
>>25462964
>>25462979
>>25462947

You could have stopped this. If only you cared enough when it mattered.

>>25463034
I regret nothing.

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>>25463034
Nonsense. The D cannot be stopped, it cannot be denied.

>>25463034
Its not our fault, a shame as it is. Hel lacked initiative compared to Elsa.

>>25463034
To be honest, I didn't think the 20 would do something like this. I guess with great power comes great responsibility...

>>25463073
We probably should have intervened before the snoo-snoo.

>>25463034
you think I had a chance to spot the harem hijink bandwagon train? I'd do little but stir up shit. I'd rather save my energy for more important struggles.

>>25463073

This, I thought it would make Elsa crazily in love with him, not lose her self-control altogether.

>>25463034

I honestly did not think it would go that far that quickly.

>>25463100
she had self-control?

>>25463054

This the D can not be denied. Though no matter what it was really alek's choice not ours who he gets with.

>>25463061
>>25463092

Eh don't blame ya, I didn't care enough when it mattered either. Oh well, now its damage control time, lets try and make sure Heloise doesn't go into full vengeful bitch mode, despite the whole Darcsen way and all.

>>25463122
Well she didn't do anything overt until that shoot-out.

>>25463123
We played a major part in setting them up.

>>25463100
totally wasn't expecting the smexing, either. Damnit, MC, why you do that?

She could always get together with Ramirez, one man army who can use any weapon together with the woman who can save people's dogs with a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw!

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>>25462786
"Alright, you guys go ahead." You sigh, no longer having the energy to be angry at them. "I'll take Heloise back myself. Just don't cause any more trouble."

"Yes sir!" The three of them don't need any reminding that they've just been given a reprieve, and they quickly disappear into the night before you change your mind.

"You need help with her, sir?" Elizabeth asks.

"Nah, I got it." You say, slinging Heloise over your back in a fireman carry.

"I'm...really sorry about this siiiiiir." Heloise mumbles. Apparently she's sobered up a bit. At least enough to talk. "Dragged you in my personallll probleeeemsss."

>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.
>Heloise, you're drunk. Just take it easy.
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.
>Other

>>25463164
>>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.

Oh the irony.

>>25463164
>>Stay quiet. Let her vent.
She's uninhibited right now. Let's see what's bothering her.

>>25463164

>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.

If she gets quiet or something feel free to give her a few encouraging words, but otherwise just let the girl talk.

Consider switching over to princess carry.

>>25463148
She did a lv99 French kiss upon seeing him.

>>25463164
>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.
>Heloise, you're drunk. Just take it easy.

>>25463149
Because it's not often you get 2 20s in a row on the heels of an opposed critfail.

>>25463149
>>25463123
>>25463122
>>25463120

What? C'mon step it up, she used one of her demands for INTEL THAT IS MOST CERTAINLY CLASSIFIED FOR MOST GRUNTS to get a chance to FRENCH KISS our sniper. Thems a pretty clear signal meine freunde.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet, let her vent

>>25463164
>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.

>>25463148

Well we stuck them close together. But if Alek didn't want to get with her he would just say no and walk off. Either way this would have happened eventually if Alek got together with her. All that 20 did was speed it up.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.

>>25463164
>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.

We'll we usually end up shouldering their problems anyways.

>>25463164
>Fish, sea, yadda yadda

>>25463164
>Heloise, you're drunk. Just take it easy.

>>25463164
>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.

Let her get it out of her system.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.
This is going to end in tears.

>>25463164
>>Well, in this unit, your problems are my problems.
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.

>>25463202
Alek is...sorta spineless with stuff like this. If Elsa wasn't that aggressive, he'd have happily played the dense-harem-protagonist role.

>>25463221

Not just Heloise either, poor Alek is going to feel horrible when he finds out about this,

>>25463246
He won't. No one knows why Heloise's mood went down the gutter, and he's too dense/cowardly to know of it.

>>25463164
>Stay quiet. Let her vent.

Well if anything, should we have Elsa, and Heloise team up for an assignment or should we let the fire die out slowly?

>>25463164
>Heloise, you're drunk. Just take it easy.
>>25463236
>you are now picturing Elsa as a space pirate and Heloise as a princess of a space kingdom that uses trees for FTL travel

>>25463323
How about helping her move past this point? There's still a few good guys left in the unit.

>>25463327
and I'm imagining Tarin as a space ninja protecting the princess

>>25463327
So wait, if Elsa is Ryoko, and Heloise is Ayeka, then who are Sasami, Mihoshi, and Washu?
Oh god, Qyburn is Washu.
Try getting THAT mental image out of your head.

>>25463236

True. But if he really didn't want to I think he would just say no. Just because he doesn't really show spinelessness he shows a inferiority complex. Only difference really is that Elsa was aggressive enough to get his attention and so blatant it would be impossible not to notice. So either way as long as he was around her this would have happened eventually.

>>25463408

Which we allowed.

Gleefully.

Goddammit, crits are not supposed to make you feel like a scumbag.

>>25463408
simply wasn't expecting this to happen so SOON.

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>>25463396
I have but one word to express what I felt at reading that. Pic related.

>>25463396
then who is jagger?

>>25463437
>>25463436
>>25463408

Refer to previous post

>>25463197

Step it up senpai.

It is done,comrades. Lets get over it.

>>25463463
This for fucks sake. Drop it already.

>>25463460
gene starwind I know thats from outlaw star but I see can see him as gene

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>>25463460
Isn't it obvious?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIHmwdhm52s

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>tfw Elsa was only interested in Alek's skill and her first impression of him and dumps him later because he's nothing like what she wants in a partner or expected.

It would be a pretty realistic turn of events, honestly.

Also, I'm actually glad for this turn of events. Romance is too often just thrown in for the fuck of it or at the end and it becomes all sunshine and rainbows. It's nice to see some unrequited love, consequences, and have the romance add some actual dynamism to the story.

>>25463498
motherfucker I cant stop laughing !

>>25463521

Actually, I don't mind it either, it's us not realising the consequences of this until too late.

Still, nobody expected Elsa to just jump him like that so soon.

>>25463543
>it's us not realising the consequences of this until too late that I'm annoyed about.

fixed.

>>25463543

I kind of did. Mean she frenched the dude behind bars. If she impresses him enough I would expect her to jump on him then try to drag him somewhere else for a while. I'm just amused none of us thought about Heloise though while she gave hints I don't think Jager would expect her to take a hit this hard.

>>25463593

We got double crits.

Double crits that were preceded by a freaking critfail.

I think it was pretty unexpected.

>>25463593
I specifically brought up Heloise before the whole thing took off in the last thread and /tg/'s response was basically "she lacks initiative and the situation with Elsa is just more interesting and fun."

/tg/ is just having some very delayed regret, now.

>>25463629
Welcome to /tg/ where nobody thinks ahead. Ever.

>>25463629
We probably didn't think it would escalate so quickly to intercourse. We were just hoping to see some Else x Alek moments, not baby making sessions.

>>25463629

To be fair, I doubt anybody expected their relationship to progress this quickly.

I mean, crits everywhere.

>>25463653
So true to a stupid extent. It's all fun and games until the guy's routelocked.

>>25463629
Hey bro, chillax. You have basically gone into "I told ya so!" mode. Yes, some people didn't realize what might have happened. Don't lord it over them. Be a better man than that.

Come on guys,lay off.

>>25463629

Honestly stuff like this happens all the time so I'm wondering why the regret. Just give it time.

What's done is done. Dice god has made us roll 20s and we have to live with that outcome.

>>25463749

see

>>25461511