You give a nod to your wolf bro as you look over your new form. You examine your claws and your feet, and you thank the heaven's you no longer narrate out loud.

"Uh, yeah, you do actually" Jager explains.

Momentary slip up boss. Can you hear me now?

After a few moments of silence you nod in satisfaction, content Jager can't hear your mind. You look around the area for a few moments before turning to him.

"Now that I am Vasto I need to go speak to someone. Can you deliver the news about Charlotte's death to the resistance?" You ask making him eye you carefully.

After a few moments he shrugs his shoulders and bounds off towards the caves. You think about Lucifer and, as you have had good luck in finding him in menos forest in the past, you decide to go there. You run through the thick menos, sighing as you look around. You decide to let out a small amount of your power, hoping to attract him. After a few minutes you are about to give up when you turn a corner and there he is.

"Hello, how are you?" He asks as a large menos labors around the pair of you, Lucifer being careful not to touch it.

"Fine, sneaky, angel bastard. Look, I'm a vasto lorde now." You explain holding your arms out wide.

"I am glad for you. Why have you not yet tried to remove your mask? I was under the impression Vasto Lorde is a plateau until you become a maskless." He explains.

Well, wat do?
[]Ask him something
[]Try to remove your mask(1d100 please. Best of first five)
[]Attack him!
[]Tell him something
[]Other, please specify

>Singularity: Fires an orb of gravity in the direction you desire, pulling things into it, and then explodes dealing damage

Change the last bit. You need to make the verbs match. either change "and" to "which" or make "explodes" into "exploding". If you change explodes, you might want to cut off that dealing damage part. It's kind of obvious anyway. You're shooting black holes that explode.

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I just copied what was on the charsheet and made the format better! I didn't touch the numbers in the text or anything like that!

>>25415492
>[]Ask him something

Do you have any tips for that?

>>25415492
>Ask him for tips on removing our mask, if we need to do anything special beforehand.

>>25415492
>[x]Ask him something

I was actually going to ask you about that. Seeing as how you know a lot more than I do about anything and everything, I was hoping if you knew any way I could get the most out of ripping my mask off. You know, maximizing power gains, avoiding common pitfalls, increasing chances of success, that sort of thing.

Rolled 78

>>25415492
>[]Try to remove your mask(1d100 please. Best of first five)

>>25415524
Already done.

Rolled 5

Remove it.

Rolled 16

>>25415492
I think some other anons were wondering if he might know the best way to do it. Not exactly sure how he would, seeing as he's stated multiple times that he knows very little about hollows.

>>25415492
>[]Ask him something
Ask if arch- whatevers that are like vastos have masks

>>25415529
this, if he knows so much about everything else, maybe he knows something useful about demasking hollows too?

Rolled 65

>>25415558
This is a fair point. We're a hollow, he's not. We are the experts here obviously.

>>25415492

Ask him about the kids usefulness he mentioned last time.

Oh god. One more roll.

I don't like 78, guys.

Although new thread = new fatebreakers

"I was actually going to ask you about that. Seeing as how you know a lot more than I do about anything and everything, I was hoping if you knew any way I could get the most out of ripping my mask off. You know, maximizing power gains, avoiding common pitfalls, increasing chances of success, that sort of thing." You ask making him blink.

He seems deeply troubled before tapping his chin a few times then nods. "Think of your humanity, or what remains of it. A maskless remembers something about humanity, or a feeling about humanity. It allows you to fully bridge the gap. Other than that be ready for it to hurt. A lot." He explains.

"Nothing else?" You ask.

"No, I am sorry." He says, looking truly apologetic.

Well now what?
[]Try and rip your mask off(1d100 please, best of first five)
[]Ask him something
[]tell him something
[]Leave
[]Other, please specify

>>25415595
wasn't most voted on so don't worry about it.

Rolled 99

>>25415596
>[]Try and rip your mask off(

Rolled 89

>>25415596
TEAR IT OFF!

>>25415596
>Tell him that we have a candidate for our puppet king.

Rolled 53

>>25415596
>>25415608
Well then.

>>25415608
Well then.

Think of wonderful new experiences!


And also ask about the arch demon things. I really want to know about them.

Rolled 14

Rip
That
Shit
Off
We've got 4(5?) fate breakers lined up.

>>25415613
Scratch that.

>>25415608
RIP AND TEAR.

Nobody else roll for fear of nat 1s

Rolled 74

>>25415596

off with the mask.

Rolled 2

>>25415608
Well then.

Please wait while DM updates the sheet.

Again

>>25415640

Can't say i know the feel, but you have my sympathy.

>>25415640
Is funny to Risa.

i just realized but how will the hollows back at the cave react if we come back as an arrancar when they haven't even seen our Vasto Lorde form?

Was the cunt we ate last thread a vasto or just adjuchas before we ate him?

Rolled 18

>>25415732
>implying they'll ever see us.
Our go-juice. Let them actually feel it and they'll know it's us.

>>25415756
They'll die from shitting themselves after thinking we ate the spider and the wolf

>>25415732
Watch our huge go-juice level just crush them into spiritrons the second we approach

>>25415773
Or the wolf goes back and tells them what's up and they still shit the bed because our go juice hangs in the air like a mist of meutron star.

>>25415778
Cloaking lets us hide it all. We could just make it feel like we used to feel like.

Rolled 6

>>25415790
This is what I meant. We're gods at hiding out power lev-go juice. We should have SOME level of control. Also, we should totally disguise ourselves as the idiot we just killed and use it to pure another general out for Jäger.

>>25415820
>Turn into general we just killed
>Walk back to base
>Pretend we have no idea who we are and we just want to be friends.

Rolled 12

Also I now have a hillarious image of a bunch of hollows just chillin/hiding in a cave, and all of a sudden Risa just pops out of fucking nowhere with a stupid ass grin on her face and all the hollows shit themselves in terror.

>>25415843
Then we're like "Just kidding guys," and shift back into our Arrancar form, which they still won't recognize.
"It's me, good to be back home."

Rolled 1

>>25415843
We know SOME stuff about him. He likes to fight. A lot. Come back, looking bored and let down. Say stuff about them not putting up much of a fight.

Rolled 18

>>25415843
We know SOME stuff about him. He likes to fight. A lot. Come back, looking bored and let down. Say stuff about them not putting up much of a fight.

>>25415868
I meant our base, not dickbase.

>>25415851

"HERE'S JOHNNY!"

>Nobody gets the reference.

>Schrodinger has died a little inside.

>>25415877
Hey! Our name is Risa, not Johnny!

Rolled 6

>>25415871
Double post AND I misread your post. I need to get some sleep. Try not to get
Us killed, please.

Character sheet updated http://pastebin.com/apwqFQpL

You let out a maddening scream as you rip your mask off, the pain of your triple suicide far more than you could even imagine as the remains of your white armor fall and then form together in the form of a sword in its sheath in front of you. You throw up as your body restructures and you remember your life slightly, your humanity somewhat returning to you. You stand and look at Lucifer, your smile and ears melting into your body as your new powers fill your mind.

"Right." You say, your voice very matter of fact. "So that was a thing." You explain as you look around.

The Menos seem to be giving you a wide berth as your brief explosion of energy was enough to scare them into getting as far as they can, instinct telling them how dangerous you are. "So, sorry what were we talking about?" You ask your golden eyes swimming.

"You asked me questions. I answered." He explains.

Wat do?
[]Back to base
[]Talk to Lucifer some more
[]Attack Lucifer
[]To Los Noches
[]Other, please specify

Or

[]Go find king's patrol to test new powers on.

Rolled 17

>>25415911
>[]Talk to Lucifer some more

"So, as you are my senior in the Rebelling thingy, do you have any tips on how to overthrow the king and establish a puppet?"

>>25415911
>Tell Lucifer we have found a suitable puppet king, then ask about the usefulness of the child.

>>25415911
>[]Talk to Lucifer some more
So um, unrelated somewhat, but arch-whatnows? From the last time we spoke.


And I suppose ask if wolfbro has any part in this / what he thinks of him ruling since we had had to promise him the throne to get that corpse.

>>25415911
>[x]Talk to Lucifer some more

How much time has passed since I started ripping off my mask?

>>25415926
might as well try this one out. Make sure to kill to the last man so they can't go tell of a new arrancar challenging them though. We may even be able to bring a meal home for wolf-kun

>>25415926
This then back to base.

>>25415939
Also ask if Jager is vasto-capable. If he knows at all.

>>25415926
Let's bring wolfbro a snack.

Rolled 100

>[]To Los Noches
Lets go convince everyone we're that guy.

Oooooo if we manage to ambush the king we can take over without anyone else noticing. Then we can stage a fight between us and wolfbro and he can claim all the credit for killing the guy.

>>25415911
ask him about the king and his general's powers. He should know that sort of thing given that the king is loosely a puppet of his.

Does nobody else want to learn more hell fluff? The arch somethings have me curious as fuck.

Someone else second this so I can stop asking everytime Lucy shows up/

>>25415911

>[]Back to base

maybe grab an adjuchas or 3 on the way back as a present for wolfbro and the scrubs.

>>25415958
You really shouldn't waste rolls like that. Roll only when Azure asks us to.

>>25415958
*cries*
what a waste, what a senseless, senseless waste.

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>>25415958
Ass 100 waster.

>>25415941
This make sure to ask this.
Captcha: hishedho queen
Yes, we shall be his Head Hoe Queen.

>>25415958
well, this one seems like a good idea too...
but >>25415966
arch- sounds worth asking about... arch-fiend? Curiosity killed the cat you know...

>>25415966
>>25415941
>>25415939
>>25415936
Talk about all those.

>>25415966
I'll second it. I'd like to hear too.

>>25415926
Should that have had a roll attached to it? Most others like it did.

>>25415966
I also would like to learn more about hell's lore. Ask if there is any great city, like Los Noches, in hell. Ask which are scarier, the strongest hollows or the strongest demons.

>>25415996
You get radar like abilities as an arrancar so it isn't need unless you are looking for someone in particular or they are hidden.

Lucifer info dump writing now.

>>25416010
Thanks brah

>>25416010
Hey Azure,after the infodump can you specify which abilities are locked on our non-Resurrección form?

>Shapeshift all points to durability
>Tankiest arrancar in the land

Eyes look human or are they weird cat eyes or something?

>>25416057
All human.

>>25416063
I dunno. Ulq had catlike eyes. Could be like that since we just ripped the mask off instead of some hogyoku bs.

>>25416057
Or you know, you can always think that we shapeshifted them into cat eyes if that's your thing.

we should eventually see how well we stack up against angels and shinigami captains. But for now lets kill a king.

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>Google our sword's name
>Top result is Fur Affinity
Why

"Right" You say feeling over your face, somewhat shocked at your lack of mask. "So, sorry. Ahem." You clear your throat and crack your neck a bit before continuing. "So about those arch thingies from last time. What's up with them?" You ask making him tilt his head at you.

"Arch... you mean arch-demons? They are what my kind call Vasto Lordes. Well, close enough anyway. We sometimes use Arch-fiend as well. Though angels see no difference between the rebellious and the demons so they sometimes call us that too. Very black and white most angels." He explains.

"How much time has past since I started ripping off my mask?" You ask with a frown.

"Hm? A few weeks real world time, why do you ask?" He questions, tilting his head.

God damn you Chronos!

"I... I see. Well, that's, uh..." You think for a while before he answers for you.

"A thing." He smiles.

"Yeah." You say as you start rooting around in your pockets. Hey, you have pockets now! Awesome!

"I think I found someone good enough to become the new puppet king." You say making him nod.

"Just make sure who ever they are they play ball with the shinigami we have starting his rebellion. I would hate to think we came all this way just to put someone useless on the throne." He sighs.

"Yeah, about that master plan. How much of it involves the boy? What's his role?" You ask making him tilt his head.

"I don't mind saying the general outline of the first part if you wish. The Shinigami we have starting his little rebellion has been given an item. One that we need to drain the essence, or soul, of a shinigami. He has implanted it in some... scrub I believe the kids call it? He thinks it is the bridge between hollows and shinigami." He chuckles to himself.

"What is it really?" You ask, patient.
(1/2)

>>25415911
I missed the last thread, seems we went Vastorrancar quick. Did the gender shitstorm happen yet?

"A fruit of the garden. What I want is for the boy to eventually get powers from a shinigami, his adaptability you played on at his birth will help with that. Then become strong and go into soul society, we will make an excuse of some sort. That will be the first step to destroying 'order'. No living soul may enter Soul Society, that's a rule. If the gate can suddenly open a different way..." He smiles sadly. "Well, let's just say I have experience when it comes to dealing in moral grays." He explains.

"Then what?" You ask but he shakes his head.

"That is about as far as we should concern ourselves with. Pay attention to the giants and you will be eaten by the ants." He explains.

Well that's a thing

Wat now?
[]Ask him something
[]Find king's patrol to test new powers on
[]Attack!
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

Did we just make an ichigo clone or something?

>>25416133
We're a girl, nobody really freaked out. The quest didn't come grinding halt.

also, we are become soulcatcher

>>25416134
>[]Ask him something

Finding an average hollow that doesn't hate Shinigami is a bit hard. Can I meet that shinigami and discuss this?

>>25416134
>[]Find king's patrol to test new powers on


Also, wee just got dressed up by Satan. So, that's a thing.

>>25416134
it would be fun to test our new power on The Morning Star, but since he is either 0% or 100% he could potentially bitch smack us into nothing.

I say go find snacks for our friends. Letting others roll for me

>>25416152
I'd also like to meet this guy.

And I love that this universe Aizen equivalent just got called a scrub.

>>25416152
>Can I meet that shinigami and discuss this?

This, we need to get the rebellion going.

>Wolfbro probs thinks we bailed

>>25416152
>>25416158
We can't, remember? He doesn't even know he is being used by Lucifer's underlings, let alone about lucifer or us.

We have to let him keep thinking he is doing it all by his widle self.

>>25416164
true, that is why we need to bring snacks... possibly a general if we can find one

>>25416158
You misunderstand, Not!Aizen putted the Not!Hoguyo-whatever into a weak scrub.

>>25416134
>[x]Find king's patrol to test new powers on

Collect corpses as an apology gift to the rest of the Rebellion.

>>25416170

This, pretty much.

>>25416171
Which we now most likely have possession of. Infact we might want to show Lucy the marble.

>>25416168
>We can't, remember? He doesn't even know he is being used by Lucifer's underlings, let alone about lucifer or us.

That doesn't mean that we can't meet him.

Did we ever find out if the generals are all vasto or if they're mostly adjuchas?

>>25416176
>Which we now most likely have possession of. Infact we might want to show Lucy the marble.

......Nah, it can't be that obvious can it be? Let's show him the marble, we need to make sure.

>>25416176
This, let's see if he knows about that marble.

>>25416134

can he tell us what this orb thingy is we picked up from one of the kings patrols?

>>25416164

If we're lucky, he stormed off looking for us and saw us ripping our mask off and probably making an ungodly amount of pained screams. Then decided to go do something else after watching for a few hours.

If he's smarter than he looks, perhaps he might have dispatched a scout to check up on us every so often.

>>25416176
agh, forgot about the marble... might be worth showing real quick before we go on a snack run. Who am I kidding, we NEED to figure out if that thing is gona break our fatebreaker or what it does

>>25416189
Yes. we need to ask him that.

>>25416176

Oh yeah...

Let's ask him about it. We sure as hell don't know what it is.

>>25416196
Or ask Satan about the Marble.

"Can we meet this shinigami then? We have to make sure he will play ball." you say but Lucifer shakes his head.

"No, he is still hidden in their fortress, and were I to break in my kin would sense me. Besides, he had no idea we are using him, I would prefer it stay that way. Would it not be funny if after the end of a hard fought battle where he thinks himself like god we just pop out of nowhere and then vanish with most his army?" He asks a small smile ion his face.

"Well, thanks for the sit rep. Oh, last thing." You say rummaging around in your pocket and pulling out the small glass bead. "Know what this is?"

"This seems to be... some sort of observation orb which will track the holder, as well as fed any information about the powers they used. It seems removed from space and time as well, so it is likely able to even record and send data about things that warp it." He explains not touching it, or you for that matter.

'So if I had a power which, say, bent fate a little it would record it and send the fact I could to it to who ever is watching?" you ask making him nod.

"Very quick. Yes." He answers.

Well shit.

Confirming for going hunting now?

>>25416229
Hunting now, also we need to figure out who is tracking us.

>>25416229
Destroy orb, grab some munchies for Jägerbro

>>25416229
had should be has. ion should be on fed should be feed

That was slightly embarrassing.

>>25416229
Fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>25416229
Stuff it down one of the gillians throats to troll whoever is watching... then again they probably already know we arrancar'd up soooo....
ditch it then go hunt.

>>25416244
Or wait, ask if there's a way to backtrace the orb and find out whos been tracking us.

>>25416249
Ask him quickly if he think we should just feed the thing to a gillian now or just smash it.

>>25416256
Good call, lets do this.

Well, at least we didn't eat it...

>>25416229

well shit.

bury or destroy it.

Either it's the king's, the mad science fucker shinigami guy's, or some weird mad science fucker arrancar who works for the king.

I like none of those. Although the shinigami option is slightly less awful than the others.

"Any way to trace it back?" you ask.

"Not generally, no. I am not one to observe or be observed upon with such weak methods so I am not certain of the specifics of how it works." He explains.

"Should I destroy it or feed it to a Gillian now?" You ask and he shakes is head.

"You are not my subordinate. I have no particular care what you do with it. Destroy it, keep it which ever is fine." He explains.

Seems he has no particular opinion.

Wat do?
[]destroy(how)
[]Keep
[]Give to gillian

Then

Confirm for hunting party Y/N

>>25416256
As a SidE note, can we perma conceal our reitsu? Like, never ever show our stuff's true flavour ever again and hide from whoever was spying on us?

Give it to Lucy. Let them get a real scare from monitoring the devil himself.

>>25416294
>[]Give to gillian
lel.

Try to mark it somehow if we ever want it back for some reason.

>implying other gillian won't just eat it.

>>25416296
From detection you as a default are. But this is more physical observation.

Unless you use a ton of go juice at once, then it is pretty hard to conceal

>>25416294
>[]Give to gillian

>>25416291
Could be something even worse. Like someone we don't even know about yet(finAl bossseru!)

>>25416294
We could test out our new pandora cero on the tracking device, but that could drain us unnecessarily, considering we're about to go fight some more.

>>25416303
Lucibro has show some trolltastic plans. Let's not do that to him.

>>25416314
It would also tell them we have a pandora cero

>>25416294

>[]Give to gillian

hunting is yes.

>>25416314

you want to show the one who's tracking what our Pandora Cero is capable of? no thanks.

>>25416294
Feed it to a gillian.

Let's just feed it to a Gillian. Don't show them anything more.

Calling it for gillian feeding

>>25416294
While we're here, you guys wanna check and see if Mantis was able to evolve? Since we lost a named dude and all.

>with our awesome shapeshifting powers we could become a gillian and relive the glory of BEING TALL

>>25416337
Sure, why not.

>>25416345
We could use Fob watch to truly become the menos.

You consider swearing, you are not certain if saying God damn it in front of the devil would be a bad move, so you instead chuck it at a Gillian, managing a perfect arc as it lands in his mouth. You nod before thanking The Morning Star and make your way out of the forest of Menos.

You run through the deserts, extending your senses as you get a small ping on your radar and move in. There is a group of Adjuchas wandering around, ten in all.

How do you want to attack? Want to say anything?
[]Pandora Cero!
[]That will destroy the bodies, attack with sword
[]singularity might be fun.
[]but the explosion might scatter them! use your fists, see how much stronger you are.
[]Other, please specify

please roll 1d100 for combat. Best of first five

>>25416345
we could do that while doing >>25416337
just for shit and giggles.. but it may take to much time and wolfbro has already had us leave him alone for a long time once, we don't want a repeat offense

>>25416370
>[]singularity might be fun.
It will suck them into a single point first, so we can just stand between them and the direction we don't want them getting sploded to.

>>25416370
>[x]Other, please specify

Cloak and try to listen in. We need to get some info on how everything's been progressing the past few weeks.

Rolled 32

>>25416370
Sword, we are best swordthing

>>25416370
Fist all the way. If we are still so weak that we can't use our armor skin to break these guys then we did something wrong in our leveling. Maybe shapeshift a little into strength to help out.

>>25416381
Seconding. Infogather first, ASSKICK second.

>>25416370
Gravity / singularity them into one spot and then fuck them up with tons of bala

Rolled 9

>>25416370
Display our fencing prowess

Rolled 32

>>25416390

>>25416389

It would also be *VERY* awkward if we killed them and brought them back to the rebels, only to find out that we just killed a rebel patrol.

Rolled 60

>>25416370

are they one of the kings patrol?

>[]Other, please specify

cloak and spy on them for a bit, we'll slash them up soon enough.

Rolled 16

>>25416381

What if we kill them and bring the bodies back for the others to eat? String them up like turkeys and everyone gets a share.

>>25416421
No because of >>25416400

You decide to cloak and listen in for a while. You get in the back of the group and listen as they bitch about how the lack of a general has made the king twitchy, and hear them complain about general working conditions, but nothing of import.

Do you attack?

Y/N

Also some consensus would be nice

Rolled 13

>>25416451
Y

Gravy all over them

>>25416451
Attack them. After all food is food.

Rolled 91

>>25416451
Y

We could pretend to be that general and just straight up cut a couple of their heads off before they react at all.

>>25416451
Y

>>25416451
or we could recruit them

Rolled 45

>>25416451

kings patrol!

attack: Y

they're bound to have one or more in their group with a tracking orb.

we should be careful about which corpses to bring back to the cave.

Rolled 54

>>25416483
the dissent could strengthen our position

>>25416483

Right now, we're putting together an apology gift-basket for the rebels for being gone for so long without any prior notice. Adding more mouths to feed right now could be counter-productive to that message, and may even offend Wolfbro since it may appear that we're getting our own posse together.

Calling it for attacking and singularity

>>25416504
Draw them all into our mouth.

>>25416489
oh crap, good point... maybe set up the banquet outside and way from our home since we lost our defensive trap making friend.

Rolled 98

>>25416511
Place them in our bag of hammerspacing for convenient transport

>>25416511
Are we turning into a bird?

>>25416526
Or we could just kill them all and drag them on tentacles.

>>25416533
And leave trails to follow?

You let yourself fall back behind the group. You have heard all you need to. You focus on your gravity energies and conjure up a small black orb. You have to redirect your control of the area's gravity in order not to get pulled in yourself before you throw it into the group.

Sadly your aim was sort of off as you only catch most of them, the others turning and looking at you wide eyed. They have no idea what to do as a quick explosion rocks the area and the pieces of the hollows get scattered about.

"Gunna have to clean that up, arn't I?

Wat now?
[]Finish the rest of them(how?)
[]Let them run
[]Other, please specify

>>25416541
>[]Finish the rest of them(how?)

Punch them to death softly. We need their bodies for our gift basket.

Rolled 26

>>25416539
We could also shapeshift capsules at the end of the tentacles to stuff them in.

Or just hold them up in the air.

>>25416541
>[]Finish the rest of them(how?)
Make a huge gravity press down on them and then punch them to death.

Rolled 55

>>25416541
Draw sword and massacre them.

>>25416541
[X]Finish the rest of them

Go in and start chopping heads. Let no one escape.

Rolled 96

>>25416541
>[]Finish the rest of them(how?)
WITH OUR HANDS!

Rolled 46

>>25416541
snap necks

>>25416541
>[x]Finish the rest of them.

Lethal stabs/chops to vital areas. Need them fresh and intact and without any poison.

>>25416541
[]Finish the rest of them(how?)
use gravity to inhale them
create a strong gravity thing near our mouth and release it when pieces of hollow fly into out mouth

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>>25416541
Make like Freiza and BARRAGE DEATH BEAM!

Rolled 67

>>25416541

>>25416565
That is not really within your abilities. Your singularity is an orb of pull that explodes.

Some consensus please. I will go make me some bacon and eggs since it is 9 am here.

>>25416589
Can we use gravity to press down on them and slow them and then just beat the shit out of them with our steel hard fists?

Rolled 73

>>25416589
gently and carefully remove their heads with our sword

>>25416589

I think we should just finish them quickly, store them in our hammerspace for the rest of the rebels, and get the hell out of there.

That flashy attack we did is bound to attract the wrong sorts of attention. Schrodinger might be a Vasto-Arrancar, but we do not know where the rest of the generals rank in terms of power compared to ours.

>>25416604
>hammerspace
Since when do we have that?

>>25416561
fist them to death. Bankai and all the flashy shit takes a lot of energy to maintain. You don't see a captain using bankai to kill a minor hollow, we shouldn't need more than our fists to bitchslap these guys.

>>25416589
Just punch them to death.

>>25416608
Where else do we keep all the things we pick up?

>>25416541

whatever we do, remember to check them for tracking orbs after we're finished

>>25416621
I thought we were just stuffing them inside us like a monsterous kangaroo or a fat person that hides grilled cheese in their folds.

>>25416149
Damnit, i said this shit right here right before last thread closed

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>>25416631
fear not, op is foodening

holy shit AE, I had a full nights sleep and you're still running this!?

christ, let the games go on

How important would it be to get regen back?

Let's slashy slashy, we've got this shiny new sword, let's swing the damned thing.

>>25416743

We still have regen. It got levelled up so much during Schrodinger's pre-Arrancar/Vasto state that she got to keep it.

>>25416611
"Stop hitting yourself!" laughed Risa as she tore off the hollows arm and used it to cave in the hollow's face.

The others wanted to run, but they were pinned to the ground by unnatural gravity.

"FORE!!" And then a grotesque, masked frog head flew several hundred yards.

Rolled 43

>>25416753
but we lost high speed regen, check the pastebin

>>25416762
I true gentleman's sport.

>>25416767
Line 69.

>But That isn't Fair!: You will keep your regeneration through arrancar. It will not be as fast, but it will still be powerful enough to replace limbs.

Rolled 65

So while we wait I have a plan. After we get Jager King-ified, we should Fob Watch our way into the shinigami ranks, make friends with the scrub that has the thing implanted in them, and re-enact the first chapters of the manga using our 'kid' and the scrub.

It says that we can level things to 6 from 5 for 1600.

Why do all our level 5s say maxed then?

>>25416779
still isn't high speed like we had

>>25416779
Look two lines up.

Skills:(Earn these through application of your abilities or by leveling them or through rped actions)
>Earn these

>>25416802
We have already earned them.

>>25416802
We have all of those. Madness infection, inanity, fob watch, air walk.

We have all of them. Same with regen.

>>25416790
hmm, yeah. and since we have a human face now, we should really go and say hi.

Burnt bacon and over easy eggs done and eaten. With ze fists? With ze fists. Writing now

>>25416858
Possibly using their limbs as weapons too. Legs make good golf clubs.

>>25416865
Indeed.

>>25416858
blasphemy! Bacon should be chewy!

>>25416865
>>25416858
or strangle with tails, that would be fun

>>25416865
Good idea. Tenderize the meat for the minions.

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Accel gifs always related

>>25416904
dat smile

I just remembered; weren't we supposed to get stronger as a Vasto Lorde before becoming an Arrancar?
Like, it caps our power somehow? I vaguely remember worrying about going Arrancar too early.

>>25416964
Going Vasto Lorder early saps our maximum strength.
And we went Vasto Lorde early.

>>25416964
You shouldn't become Arrancar until you either max out ajducas (if you can't go vasto) or become a vasto.

Also Azure, should we get some kind of sword wielding stat to improve? We just got a shiny new kopesh and it would make sense to know how to use it.

You decide that pulling out your sword on these scrubs is way too much work, let alone transforming, so instead you just crack your fingers, your well toned arms flexing. You wag your finger at one of the remaining four and he rushes you. You calmly place your hands in your pockets and sneer as his shard claws year through the air faster than any human can see, indeed even react to. You claws slam into your arm, clearly he was attempting to cleave you into tiny chunks, however with the sound of metal on metal it stops. He stares in disbelief as your hardened skin stops him and you deliver a full powered punch across his jaw. His head twists in a way you are pretty sure heads shouldn't and then he falls over.

You let out a sigh as a pair of blades flies through the air and hits you making you glance. A armless hollow stands there boldly, crescent shaped blades floating around him. "Blasphemer!" You shout as you point towards him. "Men should fight with their fists!" You declare angrily.

The hollow seems to thing for a second before replying. "You're... a girl?" It offers before you use your Sonido and appear inches from his face.

You grab his blades and stab them into his back making him scream as his bird like legs buckle under him. "Now this is important. Do I like unicorns. Never could stand them before. Their eyes keep following you, and their horn sings the song which will ends the sky, as the whole of the heavenly hosts sings, breaks, and my name they cry." You explain as it looks at you.
(1/2?)

>>25416985
Ah, so resisting the change to become Vasto Lorde would have been the right choice if we wanted to be stronger.
Now we're weaker than we actually could be.

"N...No?" He offers before you smile and tear his head off.

"Right answer!" You declare as one of the hollows, evidently thinking itself clever, tries to open a portal to escape.

You Sonido over to him and grab him before pulling him out and shoving him onto the sands. "That was a very bad idea to do." You say as you turn and see the last running. "Borrowing this for a sec." You explain as you rip his arm off, the joint cracking as the tendons pop and the flesh rip.

You Sonido over to the fleeing one and smack him with the arm, making him fall. "P-please!" He asks as he crawls away.

You feel your smile grow as he begs before shrugging. "I want to let you go, but your friend over there is the one doing it." You explain. He looks confused before you start using the first hollows arm as an improvised club.

"Now now, friends shouldn't fight! Ha ha ha, come now, shake hands and make up! I would hate to see this fist fight turn ugly!" You laugh before noticing the hollow isn't moving and the majority of the arm is pulped due to your strength.

You shrug before throwing the hand at the hollow it originated from and quick stepping over, arriving just before the hand hits. "sorry, that one seems to have a factory defect. Mind if I get another?" You ask before ripping his last arm off, the sickening sound actually a bit soothing.

Looking over the muscled thing and the mewling hollow in front of you, you know there is only one thing to do. "Stop hitting yourself!" You shout as you begin beating him with his own arm.

Laughter fills the area for some time until you get bored and stop beating him. You notice everyone is dead, so you put their bodies in your inventory and run towards the cave systems.
(2/3)

What is your inventory? Fuck you, that's what.(NOTE:Inventory can not be used for plot related things, or abused as it only works when it feels like it.)

You notice the new cave the resistance is hiding in easily with your detector so you pause.

How do you present yourself to the group?
[]Eat something from your inventory, just not the dolls heads or hollows. You were always eating things.
[]Show them your energy, some anyway. The wolf bro should be able to tell
[]Sing something
[]Just run in there.
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>25416964
>>25417006

No, vasto is the cap. You capped out then you went above the cap because logic is your plaything
>>25416990
I will add it on there when it starts being relevant.

Rolled 16

>>25417019
>[X]Sing something
And laugh, that'll ease them.

>>25417019
Do you have to ask? We magic some shortbread into existence due to "Insert crazy idea here" and munch on them as we walk in.

>>25417019
[X] Shapeshift your original mask over your head and rhyme. Maybe ask for Sid the Squid.

>>25417019
Show them a bit of energy before we arrive, we probably would like to avoid as much confusion as possible.

>>25417019
"My bunny lies over the ocean, but there's nothing but desert in here! My bunny lies over the sand dunes, but there aren't any bunnies I fear."

And on and on.

>>25417032
We should really get him a fish tank.

>>25417019
Start off with a rhyme.
>>25416987
This is optimal right? Once our scrubs start maxing out as adjucas they should engage in mask ripping.

>>25417019
[X]Sing something

Scatman the entrance. Distributing food as we go.

>>25417019

>[]Other, please specify

"Honey i'm home~! well technically it's not really a home but more of a hide out, i wonder if shortbread tastes differently now..."

and some more crazy talk.

>>25417041
"So bring back brrriiiiiiiiinnnnnnng back, oh bring back my rebels to me, to me! bring back, oh bring back, oh I brought back my rebels a meal!"

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>>25417019
We shall sing the song of our people that they may know us by our comming

>>25417012
>so you put their bodies in your inventory and run towards the cave systems.
deep pockets.

>>25417052
>>25417041
I like this song, with short bread

>>25417044
That is ideal, yes. But at the same time could take a lot of work. You also have no idea where each individuals cap is at.

There is like an internal blocker which decides how far as an adjuchas you can make it, or if you can make it to lord. Pretty much if you eat till you don't get any stronger or evolve then rip your mask off yourself or use the fruit of eden you will become max strong

>>25417019
Sing the meowmix themesong and start flinging bits of hollow at the cave at mach 2.

>>25417006
No, but our maximum power will be limited, compared to what could have been.
It was either turning vasto lorde or into Garganta.
Actually p. sure it was that the earlier you turned into Garganta the more limited you were in power.
And because of fuckups we turned very bloody early.

I just realized something. Since we let the wolf ear Charlotte we've lost that voice forever. That just won't do.
We're eating him.

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>>25417069
Oh man that's funny.

>>25417073
Again, not really. You spent a few weeks ripping your own mask off so there was plenty of time for your go juice to get back up.

>>25417019
>[]Sing something
Sing, rhyme, etc
they should know it's us

>>25417086
>You spent a few weeks ripping your own mask off
Was Lucy just standing there and watching for all that time?

Hello my friends, guess who's back
Now that that's done, we've a kingdom to sack
So let's prepare for the war
It won't be a bore

>We could shapeshift into a massive subwoofer and use our stronk to pump bass harder than any mortal soundsystem.

>>25417086
Not go juice, the maximum strength we can achieve

>>25417069
I like chicken *BOOM*
I like liver *BOOM*
Meow Mix, *BOOM* Meow Mix *BOOOM* please deliver! *several more sonic booms as Risa throws the rest of the bodies at the cave*

"Deliver!" then mutter something about Digiorno

We check the bodies for beads right?

>>25417115
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNIGEYbTrg0

This sounds demented as fuck because of the 240p

>Last thread has 888 posts
Last time I remember a quest thread achieving those numbers was back when Mahou Shounen Quest was <50 threads

I should point out it took that long because the 99 indicated you did it almost perfectly. Do it too fast and you will be a scrub arrancar, do it too slow and you are also a scrub.

It's like those games where you have to get the arrow to stop at a certain point right in the middle and you managed it.

>>25417106
God you hope not
>>25417113
As a hollow you were as strong as you were going to get.

>>25417068
A general instruction that "If you stop getting stronger after eating you should rip off your mask. You'll get stronger and no longer need to eat, which means more food for your buddies. Plus, eventually someone is going to notice.

>>25417124
Shadow quest got 1200+ on multiple threads per day for several days straight.

BFQ also topped 1500 once or twice.

>>25417123
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNIGEYbTrg0
crap, now im listening to all the Meow Mix dubsteps...

>>25417123
Oh god that's awesome.

If we could turn our chest into a speaker and blast it that would be fucking amazing.

>>25417153
Speaker Boobs.

>>25417153
>>25417163
please god no.

>>25417163
Yeahh... I wasn't thinking tit speakers. Just a the whole chest cavity / torso.


Hell, we could just sprout a boombox from out shoulder.

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>>25417186
Like this?

>>25417019
>[x]Other, please specify

If we really wanted to creep them out, we could create illusions of Schrodinger at various stages of development. Then we send in the one they're most familiar with (Adjuchas).

Then when wolfguy or another accosts us and demands to know what happened to us, we then ask if he's referring to "me"...

>Send in Vasto Lorde Schrodinger

Or for me?

>Proto-Adjuchas Schrodinger poofs in

Or possibly about me?

>Arrancar Schrodinger explodes in out of nowhere in a flashy explosion of energy with a rictus-grin, Adjuchas parts flying everywhere.

Or for us?

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>>25417216

You bite on your long index fingernail as you think this over, noticing for the first time they are black with tiny violet eldritch runes or sigils painted on them before shrugging. Best to do maximum exposure anyway. You let a bit of your uniquely scented go juice leak out as you walk forward singing. ""My bunny lies over the ocean, but there's nothing but desert in here! My bunny lies over the sand dunes, but there aren't any bunnies I fear." The hollows look at you wide eyes as you approach, Jager taking up position in front of you with his spiked at the ready.

"Really, this is the sort of reception I get? How rude!" You declare before reaching into your inventory for something, anything to-

You seem to have a turkey sandwich. You shrug and roll with it. "something vague about shortbread" You state before taking a bite and swooning.

They used a mix between spicy brown mustard and miracle whip, plus they peppered the turkey chunks just a bit. If you ever find who you stole this sandwich from you will give them a medal. The sourdough tastes home made too. Fan-fucking-tastic.

You are lost in thought for a few moments before nodding.
"Hello my friends, guess who's back
Now that that's done, we've a kingdom to sack
So let's prepare for the war
It won't be a bore" you say making Jager blink.

"That... that you sch-' he starts.

"Please, call me Risa. Also I brought presents while I was out. Don't fuss! there are maybe not enough for every body. Hum, there are ten, so deal." You explain while Jager looks at you.

"What happened?" He asks and you just shrug.

"Tore my face off. It was mildly unpleasant." You explain before putting the food out for the scrubs.
(1/2)

>>25417226
I kind of like this, second, but we go in singing.

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>>25417226
>>25417216
>>25417186
>>25417163
>>25417153
sound tits are the new bees

You walk into the cave and get a brief sit-rep from Jager. Like you know what a sit-rep is.

"Nothing really. The king has sent out patrols, but nothing special. No generals. I think he might be trying to keep them back in case we invade." He explains making you nod.

It has only been a few weeks, if the author of all lies is to be believed.

Wat do wat plan?
[]Lead the army! Trial by combat!
[]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.
[]Recruitment drive
[]Other, please specify

>>25417254
>[X]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.
He needs to get on our level.

>>25417254
>[]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.
>[]Recruitment drive
Why not both.

Make the adjuchas we hunt kill eachother and the Jager eats the losers. If they try to run, we rip out their spines.

>>25417254
[x]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.

aww yuss, we gotta make it up to him for letting us eat the arrancar anyway

>>25417254
[X]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.

See if we can't lure out another general.

>>25417254
>[]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.

>>25417254
>[]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.
Let's see if he has that thing that lets him Vasto too. We promised after all.
In a way, it'll make Charlotte a Vasto too.

Rolled 96

>>25417254
>Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask

>>25417254
>[x]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.

We can't just invade yet. They still have 2 generals and the king.... though we might be able to bribe one general with delicious sandwiches or short-breads (if we figure out where they come from)

>>25417271
Fuckin' brootal.

>>25417271
So like when the Joker snaps the poolstick and makes the black guys kill eachother?

Kay. I'm down.

>>25417254
Get Jager the general we promised, I feel he is Vastro capable.

Tell him about what the guys we spyed on said with there being a power vacuum from the missing general that has caused the King discomfort and bad working conditions etc, etc.

>>25417254
>[]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.
If they're going to hide behind high walls, let's make them regret the waiting. We'll eat every single patrol he sends out, and build a fighting force of our own.

We will figure out who our strongest 5 fighters are. The three who are not Jager and ourselves will be asked to remove their masks as well once these raids are near their end. Once we've got that all sorted out, we'll raid the Los Noches

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>>25417289
>Fuckin' brootal.

I believe that your image didn't post, so lemme post it for you!

No need to thank me, we are all pals down here!

>>25417317
We're in hell aren't we?

>>25417327
I'm not sure, why don't we ask Lucifer?

>>25417332
I see nothing wrong with this plan

>>25417254
[]Hunt an assload of adjuchas for Jager so he can get stronger then make him remove his mask.

So, did the fatebreaker points reset with the new thread? If not, I would suggest we wait with forcing Jagger to remove his mask.

>>25417377
Metagamey as fuck.

>>25417377
They did reset. Also it is his roll not yours so you can't really do anything for him other than stuff him like a Christmas turkey.

>>25417387
"Satan told me to think happy thoughts!"

He'll write it off as us being crazy, but it's actually true.

>>25417387

Don't we have some Zanpakuto's as treasure...it's been a while and I've missed a few threads.

Why not snap them and have wolf bro eat shinigami swords before he unmasks?

You use your super cool arrancar power to get a feel of Jager's energy before nodding. "Alright then Jagerbombs-" You start

"What?" He asks confused.

"It's a thing. Anyway, let's get you all toughened up for the coming war! I promised didn't I?" You did. "Thank you voice no one else hears!"

"Yeah, okay. But what will the others be doing while we are gone?" He asks.

"Recruitment drive! As always! we need more scrubs. Also, if you reach the limit of your abilities try to pull your own mask off. It feels-" Like you are ripping your own skin off and carving designs into your own bones bones while someone licks all your internal organs with ground glass? "Really liberating! Like a bath!" You explain.

"Now then, let's be off!" you laugh before walking out of the cave, your thick leather combatish boots making no noise.

You extend your radar and look around. After a few moments you find some.

Which group?
[]The large group. Go big or go home.
[]The small group. We need to see what he can do again
[]lone hollows in the desert. Teach them not to have friends!
[]Other, please specify

>>25417387
I see. Well, lets hope Jagger does not fuck that up

>>25417414
They have no souls in them anymore, so they wouldn't really do much other than get eaten.

welcome back1

>>25417415
>[x]The large group. Go big or go home.

Unless we run into more generals it is unlikely they can do much against us

>>25417415
>[]The large group. Go big or go home.

>>25417415
>[]The small group. We need to see what he can do again
May as well start small first.

>>25417415
[]The large group. Go big or go home

Also been running for 12+ hours and still show no signs of stopping.

I need more hobbies

>>25417415
>[]lone hollows in the desert. Teach them not to have friends!
Ha!
But seriously, go big or go home.

>>25417415
Lone guy is a Stark kind of person I bet... or one of the generals, maybe the chick?

>>25417415
>[]The small group. We need to see what he can do again
I think?

>>25417428
I still want to make a necklace out of hilts of zanpaktous we take.

>>25417456
No you don't

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>>25417456
that's not true. and besides, what would we do without you? gosh you're so selfish sometimes, but that's why we love you.

The quest train has no brakes!

>>25417471
I will allow you to make some out of the... tsuba? Is that what they call the guard? At some point. When ever I feel there is someone around who can do it. Seems large group has it locked?