>>25374626

In any case, Pinky - said insane, bloodthirsty goddess who seems to be hell-bent on settling a vendetta with you - is currently sitting like a very satisfied cat on your lap. Grunting happily under her breath with every forkful of pancake you feed her. A couple of times you decided to pull that trick you did with Midori - where you feed the forkful of food to yourself at the last second - but something tells you that getting away without your fingers bitten off would be the best you could hope for, and thus you refrained from doing so.

Pinky had said something earlier, though. About...how Tomoe Mami had made her pancakes before, and how she seemed to be making your pancakes much more delectable than how she did it for the crazed goddess. You finally asked her when this happened - and the pink-haired girl fell silent for a few moments before replying.

"...I don't remember anymore." She says, her voice cheerful, almost sing-song. "Could be yesterday, or could be a couple of years back, or maybe it was an entirely different timeline altogether. I dunno~" She shakes her head for effect, her ponytails wagging from side to side. Slapping you in the face every so often.

...Alright, alright. You were just asking, after all.

She didn't...give Mami a Golden Weapon, though, by any chance?

"What?" Pinky blinks at this. "Wah, of course not! That'd be totally predictable of me, Homura-chan! What's the fun in that?" She grins at you, before poking your nose with a clawtip. "While it should be pretty interesting to have Homura-chan kill the people she likes, there's the chance someone heroically sacrifices themselves to save the day, and I~ hate~ that~! Much better if Homura-chan kills someone she can hate so much, that after the dust settles and the fallout clears, she figures out just how much of a monster she really is!"

Well. That's....great. Yeah. That's a relief.

What do you ask next?

[]Ask about the Warmaster Cap.
[]Ask about Malal.
[]Other.

>>25374630
[x]Ask about the Warmaster Cap.

Then

[x]Ask about Malal.

>>25374630

>[x]Ask about the Warmaster Cap.
>[x]Ask her if she wants to try it

>>25374630
[x]Ask about Malal.

To helll with the stupid haaaaat.

>>25374630

>[x]Other.

"A long time ago you told me I was a fake, but then you said you weren't sure. Where there many fakes of me wondering about at one point?"

>>25374650
TO HELL WITH YOU!

>>25374630
[x]Other: Hay, try this hat on wontch'a.

>>25374630
[X]Ask about Malal.
The inevitable dead-end question that must still be asked.

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>>25374630
BUT THEN WHO WAS MUSKET
[X]Malal
[X]Hat

>>25374630
[X] ask about the cap
[X] ask about Malal by mentioning that Kharn told us that Malal made it as a replacement

[X] put the hat on Pinky to see whether it looks cute on her

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>>25374630
[x] Ask about Malal.
"So... weird timeline shenanigans, yes, but still... there are, or were, two Madokas wandering around at once? Does that mean there's two Homuras wandering around too?"

>tfw I catch the start of a thread

>>25374630
[X]Ask about the Warmaster Cap.
[X]Ask about Malal.

Do we even know about Malal's true identity? I thought that was only Midori who found out.

>>25374630
>[X]Ask about Malal.

>>25374644
[x]
Slapping it on her head without asking might be bad. But Pinky needs to wear the hat. For SCIENCE.
[x] Ask about Malal, too. Assuming Pinky can even see Culexuses....

>>25374630
[x] Other
Ask the reason the Golden DEagle only gives us static.

>>25374630
>Much better if Homura-chan kills someone she can hate so much, that after the dust settles and the fallout clears, she figures out just how much of a monster she really is!"

Thats pretty much what we did already with pigtailed girl in Mumi`s apartment and that Saints Girl in Siberia. In Hindsight it turned out that she was manipulated by Dickbutt.

Anyway

[x] "This won`t make you happy either in the long run. No matter what you are know and how you behave now, there is a part of you that will never forgive yourself. She was like that, remember?

Aren`t you tired of this?"
[x] Then ask about Malal

>>25374630
>[x]Ask about the Warmaster Cap.

>>25374662
>>25374684
>>25374707

Chucklefucks pls go.

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>>25374630
>[x]Ask about the Warmaster Cap.
>[x]Ask about Malal.

Could asking about Malal put Pinky on the trail of figuring out Madoka is working against her from the inside?
I'm just not sure it's a good line of questioning.

>>25374725
I doubt it will
Pinky as she is doesn't actually know Madoka helped or that Malal helped since she was Madokami for that incredibly short period when she Midori and Malal were all there
And neither Malal or Midori is gonna start talking

>>25374725
I'm pretty sure Faust knows she used to be Madoka, though. Or at least has big chunks of Madoka's memories.

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You know what would be funny.

One of our alternate selves had a ladykiller personally that would put kharn to shame and us putting on the hat was that personality trying to reassert itself.

Okay, so she's lying. That's pretty low of her.

[X] Ask about Malal. Probably going to pass her off but whatever.

>>25374737
It's not about Faust knowing she was originally Madoka, but that Madoka is still an active personality within Faust that is subtly working against her.
She said that she has to keep herself hidden from Faust and makes suggestions so that Faust thinks they were her own ideas.

>>25374745
Or she's so totally messed up in the head that she's forgotten.

Neither is all that reassuring, though.

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I wonder if Faust ever found out that Malal was alternate madoka.

I suppose we will find out soon, considering where the votes are going.

>>25374753
But asking about Malal wouldn't necessarily clue her in to Madoka being active, would it? Because we have Malal's old photo that she left in the servoskull box, not just the Barrier information (which I'm not sure we even have as Chiaki, unless Midori filled us in off-screen).

>>25374762
Or maybe it's someone else who's handing out the golden murder machines, besides Pinky. Like the girl with the silver hair.

Where she gets them, I have no idea. Maybe collects from the dead Chosen or something, but somehow she must have a source.

>>25374630
>Much better if Homura-chan kills someone she can hate
This bit here is intersting, we should consider to
[]Ask about Yuu.
She seemed like a very nice girl so it doesn't fit the pattern.
Or maybe Pinky just means "someone we have no strings with", because such characters can be killed without remorse. Well, unless we decide to cap their keecaps first and then get drunk together.

[x]Ask about wendy

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The last homurai

>>25374797

This is a pretty good point. We should ask about Yuu, definitely.

>>25374894
It'll have to wait for the next chance we get, hopefully after some bastard combination of Malal and hat.

>>25374894
Sounds good.

>>25374797
>>25374820
>>25374894

But thats not what she said.

>Much better if Homura-chan kills someone she can hate so much, that after the dust settles and the fallout clears, she figures out just how much of a monster she really is!"

= Kill people you hate and after that find out that you actually killed someone you could have avoided to kill if you cleared this shit up.

>>25374797
>>25374894
>>25374932
I feel like we aren't going to like what we hear through this line of questioning. Something like

"Yes, she WAS kind of nice, wasn't she. If you two had met, you might not have even killed her at all! But you don't have to worry about that, because I made sure that giant pervert killed her for you! Aren't you glad I took care of that dilemma, Homura-chan?

So you probably shouldn't be getting too attached to all of those nice girls I gave those scary weapons to, you know, or I might have to help out again!"

Abominations gonna abominate, after all.

Not that this should keep her from asking her about it, but still.

>>25374977
And this is why it's important we go on the path of redemption. It's not just about showing Mami ect that we can be a better person, it's about proving Pinky wrong.

>>25374985
That was a pretty good Pinky impression.

>>25374643

...Since you're here and you've got her as a sort of captive audience, you decide to ask her a few more questions. One of them being about...well, Malal. Pinky had referred to her before, as the girl who made everyone throw up around her by just being there. She'd also talked about the Culexus with no small amount of hate - which, when you factor in the little deal about the two of them being practically the same person, is kind of strange when you think about it.

"Eeehhh?" Pinky groans in mid-chew, her expression twisting to perfectly reflect someone who'd just suddenly bit into something alive and wriggling in their mouthful of food. "Why're you asking about that person, Homura-chan? Are you trying to ruin my appetite here?" She fidgets on top of your lap. "Gwaah, don't ruin the atmosphere, not when it's being so cosy and everything!"

It's just a question, you remind her. She shouldn't be so upset just because of one stupid question.

"Mrrr..." Pinky seems to be really playing up the lap cat act, here, by the way she's growling in her throat in irritation - the way lazy felines do when they see you winding up for a good kick. Or maybe that's just what she does before suddenly darting forward and tearing your own larynx out with her teeth? You're not all that sure.

"She wasn't a nice person," The eldritchian horror starts. "I tried making friends one time but she suddenly did this thing with her stupid suit and everything hurt and she told me to stay away from you AND SHE MADE ME REALLY ANGRY SO I MADE HER GONE!" Pinky's words, already hurried and strained, became a stream of half-shouted, half-screamed shrieking that shook the ground underneath you. "I was gonna give her a Golden Weapon too, but she didn't want it! And she always kept her suit activated whenever she was around you, so I couldn't even talk to you even if I wanted to!"

[1/2]

>>25375016

...Seems like Malal managed to even hide her real identity from even a crazed goddess herself. No small feat, but then again, if you could hide your identity from someone like Kharn despite being almost always together, well...

"I'm really proud of how I killed her, though," Pinky grins through bloody teeth. "It took a bit more time and patience than I'm used to having, but I did get her in the end!"

Yep. Few cards short of a deck.

...Sorry, Malal, you find yourself thinking. This is all your fault to begin with.

Someday, you'll pay for everything you've done.

You have an inkling about how Pinky killed her, anyway. If Yuma was telling the truth, then she was killed by Walpurgisnacht herself. You don't know the exact details, but it sounds like something she'd pull. Something of a huge, impossibly cruel joke.

...You should be angry right now, really. Angry enough to smash the plate of pancakes right into her face, before flashing her the middle finger as you leapt out of your Time Stop. But what good would that do? What possible use would that be? All you'd do would be getting her angry yourself, and have your heart ripped out in the process. And the cycle - whatever cycle it was that had you forgetting everything about you - would resume again, or at least that's what you think would happen. Not a very desirable outcome, at that.

But it's not even that, what had sunk whatever's left of the dying embers of your fury in cold water. It's the fact that even if you blamed Pinky - this was still your fault. You did this. And you have to fix things.

And getting angry at Pinky is like getting angry at a senior citizen for getting old. It's...pointless, pitiful, and just a bit sad.

"Homura-chan?" You hear Pinky murmur. "Are...are you crying?"

...No. No, you're not.

You run your sleeves across your eyes, and shake your head. It's nothing, you tell her.

[2/3]

>>25375023

What about the Warmaster Cap, then? You bring this out of your inventory for her to get a look at, eager for a change of topic. What's in this hat that's gotten everyone acting weird whenever someone wears it--

"Oh! Oh, it's that hat, the one Kharn wears all the time!" Pinky giggles as she snatches it from your grasp, turning it over in her hands, examining it from every angle. "Hah, this old thing? I remember sealing something inside this, some sorta spirit of lust or something! Had a foreign name to it, too, starts with an S and ends with an ESSHHH!" She reaches up to jam it onto her head, adjusting it every so often. "Hee! How do I look, Homura-chan?"

. . .You very nearly kissed her.

YOU VERY NEARLY LEANED FORWARD AND KISSED A MOUTHFUL OF BLADES. FUCK.

HOW DO YOU REACT?

[]Tear the hat off her head and throw it back into your inventory.
[]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.
[]Other.

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>>25375035

[x] Pet her like the cat shes pretending to be

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>>25375035

>She sealed SLANESH INTO IT

THE FUCK

>>25375035
>[x]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.

If we tear it off she may get mad. We should compliment her as well just for good measure, say she looks good in it.

>>25375035
>[x] As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.
"I won't lose."

>>25375040

Ahaha. Yes.

>>25375035


[x] Do it

>>25375035
[x]Calmly take it off her and resume questioning.
[x]What about Yuu? And maybe Wendy, why not?

>>25375035

We can't even burn the hat now, that would only unleash ANOTHER cosmic horror.

[x]give in to the warp

>>25375035
[x]Other.
[x]Tear of Hat
[x]Let the shield dispense some sort of fire based weapon
[x]Burn the shit out of the hat

We should have done that long time ago.

>>25375035
Alas.
>[x] As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.

>>25375035
[X]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.
She should be immune to it anyway, right?

>>25375035
>>25375040
[X] This

Just a hat, eh you fuckers..

>>25375035
>[]Other.
>>25375040
Good kitty. Pretty kitty. SLAANESH CANNOT BE DENIED

[X]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on the inventory.
[X]Give her a pat on the head. Say nothing.

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>>25375063
>Do it

>>25375035
>[x]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.
A kiss (on forehead, mind you) might be in order as well.

I believe now would be a good chance to ask her about Yuu and who gave her the bangles.

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>>25375073

Can't destroy it.

Who knows what we'll unleash. At least we can control it.

Mostly.

Sometimes.

Maybe.

>>25375035
[x]Other.
"Very dashing. You realise I am now experiencing a very powerful urge to make out with you, right? Lose the teeth or lose the hat, your choice."

>>25375056
>>She sealed SLANESH INTO IT
Well, we've already met Khorne, Tzeentch and now Slaanesh. The question remains - where is Nurgle?

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>>25375035

>[x]Calmly take the hat off her head and put it back into your inventory.

Now I feel less crazy.

>[x]Other
"A long time ago you told me I was a fake, but then you said you weren't sure. Where there many fakes of me wondering about at one point?"

>>25375040
[x]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.

[x]Murmur "Some things have changed since we forgot things, Madoka.

Others have not.

I will save you. Even if I have to save you from yourself. Even if I have to kill you. "

I wonder, did Kharn always have a giant tongue or was that a side effect of wearing the hat for so long?

[x] Pet her like the cat shes pretending to be. Very very gingerly.
[x] And take off the hat at the same time.

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>>25375107

>Nurgle.

>With her plagueson LUUKE.

>>25375127
There's a name I haven't seen for a long time.

Welp.

>>25375035
>[X]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.

>>25375035

[x] Pet her like the cat shes pretending to be
[x] ]As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it back on your head.

>>25375035
>Had a foreign name to it, too, starts with an S and ends with an ESSHHH!
Well, that explains a lot.

>>25375035
>[x] As calmly as you can, take it off of her and put it BACK IN YOUR INVENTORY
Pretty sure we want this hat as far away from Pinky as is physically possible, and a pocket dimension is probably about as good as we're going to get.

That said, as appalling as the possibility of voluntarily running our face through the meat grinder that is her dental work is, making a sudden, mildly aggressive movement toward her is probably an equally bad idea, so we should probably move slowly, like we're defusing an inexplicably and disturbingly sexy bomb.

I'm on board for headpats afterward, though.

>>25375107
Obviously going to be encountered during the inevitable sewer level.

>>25375035
[x] Other
Calmly remove the hat and put it back in the inventory.
"Okay, I admit, it looked good on you."

>>25375035
[X] Take the hat off her carefully and pat her like a cat
Ask her why she sealed the weird sounding thing in there and whether it really affected Kharn all that much

>>25375140
>inevitable sewer level.
Well, now I'm glad we actually pack solid arsenal and aren't made only for smooth talk. Because that would SUCK.

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>>25375040

Whats with this Waifushit as soon as Pinky shows up recently, seriously?
Could you stop that please?

>>25375185
Yeah I'm normally pretty on the waifutrain but this is getting a little retarded.

>>25375035

[x] Remove the hat, kiss the girl.

>>25375185

But full on waifuing would be not denying the urge and simply kissing her.

>>25375204
Not the other way around!

>>25375204
-[x] On the cheek. "Very dashing."

But, yes, [X] take this opportunity to ask about Yuu. Almost forgot.

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>>25375185

People here pinky lust that will never be satisfied.

Well I think its because she looks like modoka, and people want to homu-homu madoka.

>>25375258
Personaly I'm not a big fan of canon Madoka, but I love Pinky for her personality. Love them yanderes.

>>25375185
It's because pinky is at heart a tragic figure who's been destroyed and will destroy our protagonist. Akin to something irrevocably broken, along with the memories of her in the original works, she's the embodiment of what was joyful and good and happy before Homura brought everything down in a wreck. And /tg/ likes broken things.

>>25375258
Also this.

>>25375208
>IT COULD BE ACTUALLY WORSE SO ITS NOT THAT BAD, RIGHT!?

Is this really your argument for supporting it? Like.. really?

>>25375035
[X] Kiss Pinky on forehead, take hat back. Do NOT put it on.
[X] Ask about the Fake Homu thing.

>>25375306

Is that the answer that would incite the most anger?

Then yes.

>>25375258
>>25375271
>>25375276

Yeah and its okay to like her but this is getting fucking out of hand. Kissing her? Treating her like a plaything? Letting her sit on our lap?

I´m not saying you cant cheer on for your Waifu, but don`t force that shit like that by making retarded decisions as soon as she shows up.

>>25375340
For the record I'm ( >>25375271 ) not one of the guys voting for kiss, just saying why I like her.

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>>25375319

>>25375016
> And she always kept her suit activated whenever she was around you, so I couldn't even talk to you even if I wanted to!"

>she kept her suit activated
>so I couldn't talk to you

Heeeeeeeello. Thank you for this little tidbit of information, Pinky. Thank you very, very much.

As for our actions, I think very, *very* slowly and calmly taking the hat and putting it back in our inventory is the way to go. Neither tearing it off her nor putting it on our own head are good ideas right this second - one will piss her off, and the other gets a mouthful of blades kissing *us*.

The utmost goodest time of the year has foreveriallty come!

>>25375372
.... Goddammit. Forgot to {x} my action. Consider this my vote, for my above plan.

>>25375340
I feel like we already dodged a bit of a bullet with the Malal question, thank goodness we stopped digging there. Next hopefully people won't ask about Midori or someone else we care about. I think people are relying on Pinky being docile too much.

>>25375340
>Yeah and its okay to like her but this is getting fucking out of hand. Kissing her? Treating her like a plaything? Letting her sit on our lap?

She's not a waifu. She's an abomination, a mistake our character has created out of selfish desire that has to be atoned for at some point or other, a being twisted into sadistic psycopathy who we're probably going to have to finally put down.

Feeding her pancakes in one of her more lucid moments and pacifying her with a light kiss on the forehead is hardly waifuism. It's giving the monster a moment's respite and a glimmer of happiness where we can, because noir's coming big time to fuck everything up.

>>25375340

A Pinky that is happy with Chiaki is a pinky less likely to give in to her murderous tendencies and shove a crowbar in the spokes of what Chiaki wants to do.

It might also make her more willing to help out and aid Chiaki. This is the butter-her-up plan so that she will be more malleable and receptive to Chiaki's ideas. And no, I didn't vote for kiss. Way too fast.

>>25375366

Nah I just don't care what you think.

>>25375035

[x]Basically this -
>>25375372

>get home
>read thread
>Slaanesh inside our hat

"Just a hat" my ass.

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That tidbit about Culexes is very very very interesting. It's a shame we basically inadvertantly got them all killed except for one, and then inadvertantly snubbed her.

We ought to think about trying to make good with her sometime, without being too forward about it, since there's also practical reason to try and have her on our side.

So we just had a party, morning is barely a few hours away and we're meeting our idol client soon. We'll either need the Hat's help or sleep with timestop on to look representable when the meeting time comes.

>>25375372
>Heeeeeeeello. Thank you for this little tidbit of information, Pinky. Thank you very, very much.
It's interesting information, certainly, but it's worth noting that her reaction to Malal having done this was to decide to kill her.

Not sure if having Yuma follow similar protocols is a terribly bright idea, particularly since Pinky will probably take it even worse if it's us that specifically REQUESTS that she activate the Anti-Pinky White Noise Generator.

>>25375390
> I think people are relying on Pinky being docile too much.

Absolutely this.

Part of me feels like Decu should start punishing us for not treating Pinky seriously.

>She's not a waifu.

Any yet people treat her like that.

>Feeding her pancakes in one of her more lucid moments and pacifying her with a light kiss on the forehead is hardly waifuism.

No, its pretty much waifuism. Just because you managed to wrap it around very eloquently hardly makes it any better.

> It's giving the monster a moment's respite and a glimmer of happiness where we can, because noir's coming big time to fuck everything up.

Its also giving players the bad idea of not treating her seriously and relying to much on Decu`s goodwill.

Reread the shit that happened when people thought its actually a good idea to bring Cooby along because "Nah, Pinky won`t do nothing!"

>>25375426
Or we could kill her to get in Pinky's panties.

Yes that was a joke suggestion. Relax anon who gets his ass clenched in every thread.

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>>25375426

Rather simple.

Ask Kyoko what Yuma likes.

Then get Midori to sign the first volume of the the Warmaster's personal copy of MMxMM and give it to her.

>>25375426
Probably the best way to get the number of Culexi in the 9th Officio down to zero. And pissing Pinky off as well, for good measure.

>>25375442

I would put forward that all the work in trying to keep her happy is in no way 'not treating her seriously'.

In fact it treats her very seriously. We are keeping her happy in fear of the shit she can do.

Also thats a false example. Only a few people supported that, most didnt and that was the underlying reason for the reboot.

>>25375441
Having it active at all times? Bad idea, gets Yuma killed. Having it as a potential ace up our sleeve for one-time use? Incredibly valuable.

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>>25375390
>>25375442

I wonder what Decu would have to do to hammer in the message that Pinky is really a monster.

Have her tear someone we care about (Mami? Sayaka? Yuma? Kyoko? Midori? Iori?) to pieces

>>25375442
>Reread the shit that happened when people thought its actually a good idea to bring Cooby along because "Nah, Pinky won`t do nothing!"

Wasn't that a miscount and people actually generally thought it was a terrible idea to bring Kyubey into the timestop with Pinky?

>>25375442
>Part of me feels like Decu should start punishing us for not treating Pinky seriously.

Remember the retconned thread where we took QB into the time stop? We were up shit creek without a paddle there. Decu will fuck us over if we make the wrong choice.

Pinky can be a provider of plot devices and information or our early grave. We just know we should be actively placating her rather than trying to avoid her.

>>25375059 >>25375062 >>25375067 >>25375074

You will yourself to stay calm - to stay in the fucking chair - and it's with a small smile that you tell Pinky that she looks...well, quite dashing with the hat. Of course, with her school uniform on, it just makes her look something like a rougish delinquent - which is really not her style. It's much more of yours, anyway.

"Really? Eeh...if Homura-chan says so, I guess..." Pinky says, allowing you to reach forward and take the hat back from her. You jam it back onto your own head, making the damnable thing out of her reach, albeit temporarily. "Hmm, it does fit you better, Homura-chan. It looks nice with that ponytail too...! Speaking of which, I've never seen you with one before!" It's here that she sits up on your lap, making you wince at her sudden movement, both her clawed hands taking hold of your cheeks. "...All the other Homura-chans either had long hair or braided pigtails, so boring! Now, you look like...like some old-fashioned samurai..!"

Despite the fact that you're a flinch away from getting your face ripped off, you feel your own cheeks burning at her compliments. ...You didn't really do this by yourself, you tell her. Mami helped a lot, you just picked it out of a few choices.

"OH? Well, that's Mami-chan for you," Pinky says happily, patting your cheeks. "Although, I did like the short hair you had. I mean, it was cute on its own right, and made Homura-chan look really boyish and tough. It was pretty different, too--"

It's around this time that you feel heat blossoming on your right arm - and you glance down at your shield, which is is nearly white-hot, the gears inside seemingly having ground themselves into nothing that it's practically running silent. "Oh! Looks like our time is up, Homura-chan!" Pinky giggles as she hops off of your lap, leaving you in your chair. "Visit me again like this, okay?"

[1/2]

>>25375450
>Offering porn of yourself as a token of goodwill

How about the photo of Malal? She may not have had the chance or the clearance to get one, as this kinda stuff would be pretty confidential.

>>25375489
She's already done horrible, unspeakable things to Madoka.

>>25375499

>photo of Malal

Malal herself specifically said: "No one can know of my secret"

And going against Malal's advice is a very very very very bad thing.

>>25375426
I actually thought that we should get close her anyway because:

>She is the only Culexus we have left
>Its pretty clear that she doesnt have a good time and being the last Culexus around is hard on her
>We kind of dimly remember about a similiar girl that was like that too, until a certain blond haired girl started treating her like an actual human and not something you picked up by chance in a witchs barrier

Chiaki wants to be a better person. Reaching out to Yuma like Mumi reached out to us might be a good Idea.

We don`t want to help her out of pity.
We don`t want to help her to use her.

We want to help her because this is what Mami would do.

>>25375498

...Alright, but what about the hat--

"The hat?" Pinky blinks. "O-oh, well, um....if it gets too bothersome, just have sex while wearing it! That usually satisfies it for a week or so!" Pinky's grin couldn't have been wider here. "Well, that, or have it blessed by a local shrine maiden! There's bound to be a few in Mitakihara!"

What? That's...that's what it takes?! This stupid hat--

"See you!" Pinky leans forward and places a playful kiss on your cheek. You freeze at this - until you feel your Shield move. You look down again to see Pinky's fingers curled around the rim. "...And remember, don't get involved with any idols! I'll be watching you!"

A sudden thunderclap of metal crashing into metal, and time resumes once more. The color bleeding back into the world, leaving you behind with a kiss mark on your cheek and an empty plate of pancakes.

On your couch, Midori is faintly murmuring something about late manuscripts.

Well. That's...one thing squared away, you grumble as you tear the hat off and stuff it back into your inventory.

What do you do now?

[]Get ready and then head for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri. (Timeskip)
[]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
[]Other.

>>25375453

I'm thinking more in terms of
>>25375484

>>25375442
>No, its pretty much waifuism
Okay, different anon here, but explain how pacifying the psychotic abomination and giving it what it likes so that it doesn't get angry, things which cost us very little to give, is a bad idea.

>>25375523

>"The hat?" Pinky blinks. "O-oh, well, um....if it gets too bothersome, just have sex while wearing it! That usually satisfies it for a week or so!" Pinky's grin couldn't have been wider here. "Well, that, or have it blessed by a local shrine maiden! There's bound to be a few in Mitakihara!"

Wheres the bimbo waki miko when you need her.

>>25375523
>[x]Get ready and then head for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri. (Timeskip)

>>25375523
>[X]Get ready and then head for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri. (Timeskip)

Shouldn't we get some shut eye as well? Oh well, Let Midorin sleep.

>>25375523

>[x]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.

>>25375442
>>25375491
>>25375497
I still think this could easily have been salvaged without the retcon by going "Hey, I figure it's been a while since you've had the pleasure of seeing this in person, so I brought you a present." and blowing QB away with a handgun.

QB gets visual confirmation of Pinky, Pinky gets some sadistic nostalgia, and WE get to blast that smug cat and actually have a justifiable reason for doing so for once. It's Win-Win-Win.

But it's a little late for that, and that's neither here nor there. No sense in stirring up this whole kettle of fish again.

>>25375523
Did... Did Pinky indirectly tell us it's ok to sleep around? And she won't get mad? Or is that a trap?


[x]Get ready and then head for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri. (Timeskip)

>>25375523

>[x]Other. Give Iori a text.
"Thanks. Good luck with practice. Be careful about the concert."

>>25375523
Awwwright, so the plain is to have sex with shrine maiden with hat on while getting blessed. Noted.

>>25375523
[x]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
[x]Other. Go back to the Officio and drop off unneeded Golden Weapons in the Vault.

There have already been hints that keeping this many Golden Weapons on our person is a bad idea.

>>25375478
I think people are upset because they probably think some of the waifu suggestions would be coming through exactly the same whether we actually had to placate Pinky or not.

And they're right, some of them probably would! But for the time being it may be a good idea to keep Pinky in a less stabby mood.

The problem being that Pinky is insane and insane people don't always adhere to logic, so this may not always work.........

>>25375563

>There have already been hints that keeping this many Golden Weapons on our person is a bad idea.

Reference required.

>>25375523
[x]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
[x]If we have enough time Infodump the shit ouf of her about the Ruri-Gig.

>>25375543
I wonder.. What if we have sex with a shrine maiden? Would that placate the hat for two weeks?

>>25375523
[x]Immediately go and get involved with idols. (Timeskip)

>>25375542
>>25375547
>>25375551
>>25375556
Man, have you guys already forgotten in the last thread where Decu said keeping all 4 Golden Weapons in our personal Inventory is a bad idea?
When he drops obvious clues like that, you don't ignore them.

>>25375107
who was tzeentch?

>>25375556
>O-oh, well, um....if it gets too bothersome, just have sex while wearing it! That usually satisfies it for a week or so!" Pinky's grin couldn't have been wider here.

>pinky's grin couldn't have been wider

>pinky's grin is razor sharp points

Yes. Yes, of course your self-professed yandere girlfriend is indirectly telling you it's ok to sleep around, she won't get mad.

What do you think, you twathead.

>>25375578
Reeeelaaax, bro. It's just a concert. What could possibly go wrong?

[x] Drop most golden weapons off in the vault.

[x]Then get ready and then head for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri. (Timeskip)
Timeskip. Things are good now, let's get right to the catastrophe.

>>25375578

he also said that it's just a hat.

Just lend the hat to KyoSaya and get it back the next day.

>>25375585
Well sorry for shiting in your cornflakes.

>>25375523
>"Well, that, or have it blessed by a local shrine maiden! There's bound to be a few in Mitakihara!"
Hmmmm... considering who Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake is, maybe she can recommend one to us.

I don't even care how metagamey this is; it needs to happen.

>>25375578
Actually I did.
>>25375547
Changing to >>25375563

>>25375568
Last thread, near the end somewhere, post-end I think

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We should remember to tell midori about the concert.

The person that went missing was last seen in the mall. And the concert was going to be in the mall before it got changed.

It might not effect anything, it does sound like our unlucky girl stumbled into something she shouldn't have.

I'm still suspicious of that "Sing with one voice thing"

>>25375602
I just hope she has a very "special" squad of magic girls called team 9.

>>25375523
[x]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
Also, ask her if she knows any shrine maidens.
>Just have sex while wearing it!
I really doubt we should take this as permission.

>>25375568
>>25375592
>>25375596
>>25375606
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25338961/#p25339455
>something tells you that it's just inviting bad luck, to be carrying so many at one time.

>>25375606

Cheers man, I'm usually unable to stay till the very end so I missed that.

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>>25375562
Yep, pretty sure that's exactly what Pinky said, no misinterpretation at all.

>>25375523
[X] wake Midori up first
We should make sure she doesn't turn up to the job smelling of champagne from last night

>>25375523
>[]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.

>>25375584
Ahriman

>>25375619

Time for shared shower and soul gem licking!

That should take care of the hat for the duration of the assignment.

>>25375614
Maybe, but, it was in the 4th Decu post, right at the very beginning, the result of the first decision of the thread.
So it was nowhere near the end, so you should have seen it.

>>25375599
Protip: If you ever think your girlfriend is saying it's ok for you to sleep around, it's most likely except in the most extreme cases not ok for you to sleep around.

In the most extreme cases your girlfriend probably has other issues.

>>25375598
You mean, next week, right?

>>25375602
I be down for this as well! Although, I kinda fear TASALS may have been the one who was being nom'd in the first Wendy dream.

>>25375555
Seriously don't even mention it any more it is over and done with

>>25375631

Then I missed it. Simple as that.

>>25375539
See this
>>25375567

>>25375523
>[x]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
>[x]Other - Drop the other 3 Golden Weapons back into storage.

>>25375539
>pacifying

Pacifying her is a-okay.
Making out with her is not okay.
Coddling her is also not okay.

>>25375630
"I won't have long before my mission, let's shower together to save time."

Then cue sultry saxaphone music.

>>25375655
But coddling is the only thing that seems to work.

>>25375563
[X]Agreed

>>25375609
>I'm still suspicious of that "Sing with one voice thing"
What, yet again a catastrophic FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS event? That would be pushing it. Nah, shit must take a rest from time to time. Probably.

>>25375655
But coddling her is what she wants in order to be pacified. How else do you propose we pacify her? Remember that our timestop has a limited duration, so everything we do has to give the maximum amount of pacification for time spent.

>>25375672

>Fallen angels

>Angels
>Idols

Fallen Idols? All of them become ravaging monsters including Iori?

>>25375650
And I just remembered, at some point earlier when we cycled the shield for a gun it gave us a golden weapon for hundreds of miles away.
So it doesn't matter where they are, there's still a random chance we'll get one

>>25375523
[x]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
[x]Other - Drop the other 3 Golden Weapons back into storage.
Sounds like the best idea.

>>25375523
[x]Go to the Idol meeting already. Green could probably still use her rest and every few extra zzz's she can get, having just gotten out of the hospital and despite us immediately throwing her into a probably depressing mission.

[x]Get ready and then head for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri. (Timeskip)

Just had a little thought;
We've met two characters, Kharn and Ahriman, who are the most well known champions of their respective chaos gods in 40K.

Does this mean we're go into meet a Lucius and a Typhus as well?

>>25375681
Wait a minute... When we last met Iori wasn't her outfit (and those of all the other idols) white? What if they are going to be angel outfits?

>>25375684
We did? When was this?

>>25375704
interesting point

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>>25375655
>yfw

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Now I'm wondering what actually came first. If Kharn was always like the way she is causing Pinky to curse it as a joke or if it was actually the hat slowly corrupting her due to extended use. If it's the latter then we should definitely be careful about wearing it because we may start doing that stuff involuntarily.

We need to do more science with it. We should use Mami as a test subject.

>>25375706
like the victoria secret angels

>>25375706
>the angels are literal
>the flesh is metaphorical
AND NOT A SINGLE HYMEN WAS LEFT UNTORN THAT DAY

>>25375684

That was part of the reasoning behind keeping them on us.

So much for that.

I say we should get some time on the sword just in case we draw it again. It's the most dangerous of the lot.

>>25375684
I'm not sure the entire "Giant vault for your golden weapons" thing was done just for shits and giggles. Sure, we may get them at random anyway, but if we're working on a diceroll's chance of something bad happening, I'd prefer to have the dice be rolling as infrequently as possible.

>>25375717
during the Kilgore fight i think

>>25375717
It was post-Siberia for sure, the exact scene eludes me. I know we decided to call QB and tell him one of the golden weapons is now with us.

>>25375706
Weren't they established as wedding outfits?

>>25375737

Bear Fight in Siberia.

We almost killed Midori then due to losing control.

>>25375732

Second training montage.

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>>25375681

I think more like "Melting into one thing that is inhumanly Beautiful"

Slannesh style

>>25375737
I think we have also drawn the DEagle despite it being last seen in QB's possession.

>>25375753
Screaming Cage?

Guys I was looking through Deculture's twitter and I noticed that the in the white part of the background image there is something there.
Anybody know what it is?

>>25375753
Shit is definitely hitting the fan at that concert. Mobilize a dozen squads or so, maybe that will keep it in check. Or add another hundred or two to the casualties.

>>25375773
It's just a picture of Homura.

>>25375787
Not her. I mean that in the white part of the image there is something there.

>>25375732
>I say we should get some time on the sword
Maybe. It's going to take time and effort to bludgeon the soul of Kirika into submission, if ever, though. That's time and effort I don't think we have available to us right now.

And how would we safely handle it, and keep it from taking us over?

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>>25375787

ACTUALLY!

>>25375805
No there isn't, anon. You're losing it.

>>25375787
Technically Homura with loli Misaki hanging off of her. Not sure if it's a shop or not, if it's real art then I wish that artist would do more.

>>25375773
>>25375787

srsly you guys.

>>25375805
Screencap it, everyone's twitter page might be different due to browser/resolution/etc.

>>25375807

With Kyoko, Midori, Sayaka and Yuma watching our practice in the Officios most heavily fortified training cage.

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>>25375773
ha ha I'm using the levels tool

>>25375828
While eating popcorn.

>>25375830
That's it that's the thing I was talking about.

>>25375848
It's just jpg artifacts, bro.

>>25375857
And here I was getting worried about eldritch horrors.

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>>25375878

You just fed decu ideas.

We will HAVE TO from now on.

MGNQ: So Shadowrun the players are jumping at JPG artifacts.

>>25375812

Got the original image?

I also think we should drop some weapons off before we go see our idol.

>>25375632
As an incidental note, the fact that someone is okay with an open relationship does not automatically mean they have "issues" (although the fact that you think it does probably means *you* have some issues to work through.)

>>25375650
[x] This. We don't need the other three Golden Weapons, and we sure as hell don't need Kharn's chainaxes or Kirika's sword suddenly teleporting themselves into our hand at the worst possible moment.

>>25375906
there is no such thing as "our" idol

Timeskip: 6
Text Iori: 1
Wake Up Midori+Drop Off Golden Weapons: 9

Even after being told that keeping 4 Golden Weapons in our Inventory is a bad idea, 6 people still voted for it. Man, that's just depressing.

well assuming she isn't lying... its a bit worrisome that kubi didn't realized anything was off about the hat.

>>25375953
>Even after being told that keeping 4 Golden Weapons in our Inventory is a bad idea

>Implying its bad
>Implying they won't pop out of the shield even after we drop them off

>>25375953
Take into account that some of the people voting for timeskip didn't realise this could be used as opportunity to put the toys back in their place.

[X]Wake Midori up, see how she's doing first.
[X] keep the golden weapons - enemies closer and all that. will probably need that shit at some point to, even if we don't want it.

>>25375953
This. >>25375984 Return the golden weapons was a write in, not one of the original choices.

>>25375976
I'm not implying that it's bad, I'm explicitly saying that it's bad, and that the character thinks it's bad.
>something tells you that it's just inviting bad luck, to be carrying so many at one time.
That was Decu right there, giving us a hint that's it's bad.

While it's possible for a Golden Weapon to appear in our Inventory of its own volition, we don't have to make it any easier for it to do so.

>>25375984
That'd only account for half, though. The other three were well after people realized that dropping off the Golden Weapons is possible.

>>25375953
While hanging onto them might be bad letting them out of our sight and into god knows whose hands is even worse

>>25375976
Even if they pop back, it may be better to still stay away from them until they make themselves needed. Pretend evil pinky vibes are like radiation. Even though we're destined to run into them anyway, it doesn't mean we need to just bathe in them constantly just because. It's all about taking reasonable measures to limit exposure just a bit.

>>25375896
How many Shadowruns are we up to?

Somebody should make a scale.

>>25375650

You reach up to take your glasses off and pinch the bridge of your nose. Despite having woken up from a rather refreshing sleep, coming back from your encounter with Pinky had left you weary, exhausted, and in dire need for a smoke. Something to calm your frazzled nerves. ...You didn't know if it was staying in your time stop until your Shield very nearly gave out, or it was simply having to deal with the eldritchian horror, which was akin to walking a very thin tightrope over a spiky minefield - with a bomb strapped on to your back. Just the smallest mistake - even the mistake of hesitating for far too long - would turn out to be very bad for you.

You place your glasses back on, before levering yourself off of your seat with a tired grunt. Making your way towards Midori, feeling various aches and pains flare up with every movement.

...Might as well get ready for your breakfast with Kirishima Ruri, you decide. But first you have to wake Midori up and tell her what's up, so she doesn't wake up suddenly to an empty apartment with no explanation where you went. That'd be...inconsiderate.

As soon as you reach for Midori's shoulder do you notice that she's hugging something to her chest, underneath the blanket that Mami had probably draped on her. A quick peek, and...well, it's your carton of cigarettes, along with what suspiciously looks like Wendy Cooldown's pair of laminated panties.

...So that's where they went. You'd nearly forgotten about Wendy's skivvies, but the carton you could've figured out on your own.

You could only hope that Midori was tipsy when she did this, and wouldn't remember a thing about the panties. Having to explain them away would be...well. Complicated.

What do you do?

[]Take the carton and the panties, put back into inventory. Wake Midori up.
[]Take only the carton.
[]Take only the panties.
[]Pretend you didn't notice them at all, and wake Midori up.

Man, I don't care about having the weapons in our inventory. Enjoy your shadowruns, guys. And realize that about half of what decu says is fucking with us because he feeds on our fear.

>>25376036

We need a new scale at this point.

Currently at 2 Dragons, maybe.

>>25376023
>and into god knows whose hands is even worse
It's the Vault in the Officio, the place specifically built to house them. We know exactly where they are, and they'd have to get past a whole Officio to get at them.

>>25376037
[x]Take only the panties and wake Midori up.

She's just trying to look out for our health. With the cigarettes. The panties are a mystery.

>>25376037

>[x]Take only the panties.

We can just stop by a store on the way to the office to buy more.

>>25376037
>[X]Take only the panties.

>>25376037
[x]Take only the panties.
No need for misunderstandings.

>>25376023
That's what the vault is for. People don't tend to get golden weapons unless Pinky is directly trying to give them one, so it's not like ones already claimed by us will teleport directly to other strange people, so a heavily-guarded magical girl vault is a decent place to stash them.

It is possible that a really cunning or dangerous opponent could get them from the vault, but we're running that against the odds that having a bunch of golden weapons on us 24/7 won't slowly turn us into Venom.

>>25376037
[x]Take the carton and the panties, put back into inventory. Wake Midori up.
We've got things to do and places to be. Answering awkward questions can wait.

>>25376037
[X]Take the carton and the panties, put back into inventory. Wake Midori up.

Nobody steals our loot. Nobody.

>>25376037

>[X]Take only the panties.

>>25376037
[X] take the panties then wake Midori up
Taking both would be too suspicious and leaving her with the panties would be disturbing

>>25376037

[x]Take one cig, smoke, then wake her up.

We get our smoke, she gets to confiscate our cigs, and she gets to sleep in for another 5 mins. Win-win-win.

We can ask her why she is hugging a pair of laminated panties when she wakes up, hilarity ensues.

>>25376075

[x] this.

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>>25376037

>[x]Take the carton and the panties, put back into inventory. Wake Midori up.

We need a smoke after dealing with pinky.

>>25376037
[x]Take only the smokes.

Midori obviously was looking out for our health when she took the smokes, but if she really wanted to keep a pair of panties for some mysterious reason, then we may as well respect her wishes there.

Plus, it'd be funny to watch her wake up with them.

>>25376037
>[X]Take only the panties.

Half tempted to take nothing, wake her up as is and ask who did she leave without panties, but eh. We still have to return them to Wendy.

>>25376037
>[x]Take the carton and the panties, put back into inventory. Wake Midori up.

>>25376037
[x]Pretend you didn't notice them

It was her choice to get drunk, she should deal with the consequences.

>>25376057
I don't trust that Pinky won't "misplace" them into wrong hands even if we hide them in the most secure vault
About the only place I would trust them is in a room guarded by four culexuses which is in turn being guarded by a full complement of eversors, vindicares and a few miles beneath the ground

>>25376070
technically, it's Kharns loot

>>25376037
>[x]Take only the panties.

>>25376083
>pic
reminds me of Mina Tepes - and I'm not quite sure it's a good thing

If the hat really is sealed Slaanesh or something close then drinking in smoking to excess will probably help calm it down.. just saying.

[X] Take only the carton.

>>25376097
If Pinky really wanted to fuck us over, she could take the golden weapons from our shield as well, goodness knows they have no trouble teleporting INTO it at random. Hell, it might even be easier since our shield is probably where she lives.

So if they won't be safe no matter where we put them, we might as well put them where they won't always be bathing us in FLESH OF THE FALLEN ANGELS radiation.

>>25376037
[x]Take cigs. Panties were Kharn's, but nobody messes with our smokes.

>>25376116
>then drinking and smoking to excess will probably help calm it down.. just saying.
while banging shrine maiden?

>>25376128
You know, Midori could probably make herself look like a shrine maiden....................

>>25376122
>Hell, it might even be easier since our shield is probably where she lives.

That's not how pinky works.

>>25376097
>>25376122

I honestly don't think its pinky fucking with us.

I think its the shield spinning a roulette when it tries to decide what to dispense.

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>>25376128
But which one?

>>25376037
[X]Take only the panties.
At least let her think she's doing good at keeping us from that shit.

>>25376128

Well I meant as an alternative to that actually. since we are trying to romance random priestess hook up might not be conductive.

[x]Pretend you didn't notice them at all, and wake Midori up.

>>25376142
A roulette that includes items we don't even have inside of it? What would even determine that list? Are we going to randomly pull a park bench of a dog out of our shield someday?

>>25375585
Y'know, we could always give Sayaka the hat on occasion. We've already spiced up her love life with the Soul Gem thing and butler Kyouko; Slaanesh hat isn't that much further afield.

>>25376037
[x] Take only the panties
As funny as it would be to wake her up and ask her why she's hugging a pair of panties... those are *laminated* panties. She'll realise pretty quickly she couldn't have laminated those herself. And then she'll start asking us awkward questions.

You know, if the hat only needs to be sated once a week, than that means the rest of it was all Kharn.

>>25376037
[x]Take only the smokes

>>25376166

Hey we did pull a boltgun and a full set of terminator armour out of it. How did those get there, hmmm?

>>25376037
[x]Pretend you didn't notice them at all, and wake Midori up.

>>25376037
[x]Take only the panties.
Let's try to keep this from being too awkward.

>>25375585

perhaps she ment have sex with her?

>>25376182
Probably for the same reason we stole a wing of MIGs to put in there, but we're a drunk amnesiac so we forgot we did it.

>>25376168
Lend it to Kyouko
We like her more

Or lend it to Mami and watch the world tear itself apart for her

>>25376191
Well no one would ever know. What happens in the timestop, stays in the timestop.

>>25376191
Our timestop doesn't last all that long. And Chiaki is a considerate lover. Rushing things is just rude.

>>25376189
But making Midori spaghetti is fucking hilarious, and of all of our HUEHUEHUE options at least it's not dangerous or that evil.

>>25376191
Could be! Not so sure we'd want those fangs near our homubits, tho.

>>25376204
Timestop: The magic wielder's Vegas.

>>25376037
[X]Pretend we didn't see them, wake up green

Wait, is giving Wendy her panties back a good idea?

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>>25376128
>>25376143
>>25376161
>Random priestesses

Banging a random shrine maiden isn`t self-destructive enough.

We should at least bang a yandere shrine maiden.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMeRBE1ypY4

>>25376037

[x]Take back cigs only

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>>25376221

Why would it be a bad idea?

The more important question is:
"Can you transfer items in dream space?"

>>25376037
[x]We didn't see nothin', wake up Midori and embrace the awkward.

>>25376221
Of course. What could possibly go wrong?

>>25376234
Well now we have to try for science.

>>25376037
[x]Pretend you didn't notice them at all, and wake Midori up.
[x]Disregard Pantsu and Smoke
[x[Acquire awkward moment

This needs to happen.

>>25376251
This this this.

[x]Take only the smokes

>>25376251
No, no it doesn't. It really doesn't.

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>>25376251
what we need for situations like this is image with important cast of MGNQ and label "varying degrees of hue"

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>>25376143
Yes.

>>25376208
>of all of our HUEHUEHUE options at least it's not dangerous or that evil.

"I still can't believe Midori witched out after being caught by Murderface while holding latex panties belonging to someone else!"

"I can't believe that chain of events lead to the utter destruction of Mitikara city and dooming the world!"

"I do not understand why you are all talking about this in my office."

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>>25376297
Maybe one of Malal saying that bad ideas look good until you actually think about them.

Or a Malal going "Meguca, you went full retard".

>>25376334
>the idea is dildos.jpg

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>>25376334
Reminds me of this stirring speech.

>>25376364
... What?

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>>25376297
>>25376334
>>25376362
>>25376364
>Trolling Midori softly
>Bad idea

Teasing romance is best romance.

How did Pinky even manage to stick Slaanesh into a cap?

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>>25376395
Some of the boys we sent over to Europe came back with syphilis.

Some came back with ideas.

>>25376420

Depending on how her powers work it may not be all that hard. She would mainly need to be able to fuck with alternate timelines though.

>>25376415
Why does this make me think of a more realistic-styled Haman Karn?

>>25376420

her power level is maximum

>>25376420
Slaanesh will gladly stick itself into pretty much anything given the right motivation.

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>>25376448

You wish Haman would do this.

>>25376463
Did Slaanesh stick itself in to Pinky?