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Oh my, I am a touch early.

Allow me to set up...

You are currently within the castle-town of Temes,England ruled by a despot of a Lord in the Fantasy beginning of the 15th century.

The date is January, 12th, 1400.

Your current property is a small 1 person run Bakery and what share you have of Jacob's farm.

There is at least 1 exorcist within the city on the hunt for Akuma.

Many homeless people are dead...

Yada. Yada.

I believe you understand the point...

You ease your mind as you take a nice fresh loaf of bread out of the stone oven, placing it upon the counter to cool for the young lady, you strain a smile as you keep yourself under control in this verrry important and sooothing activity, "Here you are, the very best bread of the morning!"
The girl's eyes light up, seemingly entranced by the bread and its smell,"Oh wow, this smells as good as I've heard! Say, do you make sweet things as well?"
You throw your hands up and shake your head," Oh no, no.. I dear friend of mine recently passed away. I took over this bakery in her memory... I think it's what she would have wanted.."
The young lady stares at you from underneath her hood, her mouth drooping open a bit at your sad words.
She runs behind the counter and gives you a heavy hug, her head stopping just below your chest,"Don't cry Mr. Baker! It's okay, she's in the hands of God now! I'm so sorry... This bread.. it'll taste better knowing that you serve your friend's memory..."

You REALLY want to kill her right now...

"I really need to put my next bake in the oven or it'll overproof.." You put her on the head, dismissively.
She lets go and smiles at you,"I'll watch you for a bit, can I mister Baker?"
"Sure, go ahead" You grab some rising bread from the counter and throw it in the Oven, the girl throws silvers upon the counter after snatching the hot loaf of bread and juggling it between her hands.
"Ah, erm... little lady, this is too much..."
"It's fine," she says, brown hair slipping from underneath the hood, and now you see thick iron shackles dangling upon her wrist, and hazel eyes. "The Church gives me plenty of money, I'm an exorcist after all. I come to places where bad things happen and make them stop!"
You put a look of surprise upon your face," Oh, I see, are you here then about the beasts in the wood? They've been out of control these days..."
The young lady nods vigorously,"Rightly so! I'm gonna go beat -em up!"

You force a laugh as you take another round of bread from the oven," Well, you be careful not to hurt yourself little lady..."
"I won't, I'll visit you again before I leave! Bye, Bye Mr. Baker!"
The young lady runs off and leaves you richer before your regulars stop in... It is with some grim contemplation that you consider what needs to be done...
She smells... terrible... You think to yourself...

Anything below a 5 is a crit-fail anything above 95 is a crit. Devil's luck inverts these two instances.

So, if Devil's luck is activated and 94 is rolled, it'll be a 94. However a 95 will be a fail.
Conversely, 1-5 will be a crit whole if it's 6 it's still a 6.

To avoid requesting Devil's luck every roll, I'll assume it's alyeay on or off based on flipping the switch. THe thing about Devil's luck is that when it crits with 5 or below... the resulting "scene" is... Interesting. Further ranks of Devil's luck will increase the potency of the effect and even allow it to be turned on retroactively so many times.

Dear Earl,

Can we combine ability together, like say, poison and fire, to create a burning liquid substance that burn people from the inside out and can start fires?

Does devil luck still grant that passive bonus to gambling and grants random benefic events?

>>25328005
Ok, what level of Akuma are we? Because that's going to matter A LOT if we run into an exorcist.

Plus, letting everyone know who doesn't know about this setting is that there is this one guy, he's kinda like Jesus, who can both spot us through our disguise AND wreck our shit easy if we aren't of a sufficient level. He's also immune to our virus bullets. So yeah, see him? Run, run away, especially if he puts on a mask.

>>25328280
Level 1. Last thread, we ended with a roll to look for the other Akuma. We did good.

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>>25328280
Alternate timeline. There is no Allen Walker here.. Though there may still be a whiteface to chase augustine.

Also, Akuma-chan is lv 1, however in this, Lv-1's take the form of dogs with one type of weapon or another. They start with a touch of variety, though they're still mostly the same.

I chose hounds to give a nod to hellhounds and the hound of baskerville.

>>25328267

Ah, yes, I'm sorry I had gotten too wrapped up in explaining that other point.

OF course! However you will need to put points into these adaptations!

And Devil's luck will provide bonus to gambling and may grant other odd events.

>>25328324
Ok, no fighting exorcists for us yet then. Level 1s are red shirts, even shitty exorcists waste them by the dozen.

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>>25328358
I came again just for you, lord.

>>25328358
So, lets find our little brother in the forest before that mean disgusting exorcist finds him first!

>>25328409
i still think we should just just leave him alone and let this just blow over.

So, we may be about to meet our next of kin. The rumors about him describe him as a wolf, so he either has teeth like us or claws.

>>25328477
We rolled well enough in the last thread. It may mean that we were lucky enough to not cross paths with an exorcist?

You bake bread until your normal close of shop around noon, it's been a slow day.. Likely due to the advent of an Exorcist... Despite being good, their presence means that a place is unsafe.. A smile splits your face.
Of course, that's because you're you!

You resolve to find the other Akuma, whether your kin dies or not isn't necessarily your concern.. You'd like to see if they manage to injure this apparent "Exorcist." The Earl would be pleased if you happened to kill her after all..

No, you would be pleased...


You enter the wood wearing your human disguise, with the subtle thought that should you run into the exorcist woman out here, you'll have the first strike.

You make good time, very good time through the woods. The other night of prowling did you good in figuring out the trails and you soon find the fresh tracks of the other Akuma, the little brother that you surely had a hand in making..

You come upon withering trees with metal crossbolts lodged in them and follow the trail from there...

In the late afternoon, you come upon what seems to be a wolves' den dug out of the ground and under a withering tree... There's a ferocious animal in there... On with servos, oculars and a dark matter heart like yours...

>How will you approach?

>[] Greetings... (Write in)
>[] I found him first, time to kill this fool.
>[] Do you have a plan?)
>[] Well, we've found him... Meh, let's go gamble and kill homeless people...
>[] (Other)

>[] Greetings...
There lurks one who would kill you if she could. A stench unforgettable will herald her coming and strength of Innocence her weapon. I propose a race. The one who kills her gets the town to itself. The other will leave.

>>25328505
Ooh. Crossbow? How fitting.

Let's greet him and hope he doesn't remember us/hold any grudges. Well, we should be safe-ish since he'll technically be a different person. Unless he took up a berserk-ish personality quirk.

"Hello again. Do you remember me? Because I remember you. And it seems you've been quite busy since I last left you."

Depending on how receptive he is, we could either just warn him about the exorcists or try to work out a plan with him.

>[x] Greetings...

Lets inform him of the situation in town.

Lets try to evaluate him a bit, to see if he could make a good pawn.

>>25328569
Why would we want him to leave? We encouraged the events for his creation so that we would have a scapegoat for our own activities. And he's been relegating himself to the forest anyway. We've got the city for our own.

>>25328652
We're lying our asses off. We want him to take the blame for all the deaths we've caused so the exorcists will leave.

>>25328340
in b4 the whole plot falls apart because he and 14ner aint here :V

>>25328670

Eh?

What are you talking about?

>>25328663
No, we want the exorcist to toast his sorry ass so he can think "Jobs done" and leave, leaving us alone with all the "Free EXP" so we can ding level 2 ASAP.

>>25328692
If you don't know what he's talking about ye needs to read the manga man. Anime cut off right when shit was getting serious.

>>25328663
Yeah, but why have him leave? It's not like the exorcists have the natural ability to track down akuma. They rely on rumors on hearsay.

If we manage to kill the party sent here by the exorcists, they'll send another one in who may or may not assume that the akuma has left. Either way, the next guy will investigate the area for a while. We'd have to do better to hide ourselves rather than letting the other akuma take the heat for us.

>>25328692
>>25328730
I think the other anon just phrased his statement a bit weirdly, which confused our QM. The plot is supposed take place a long time before D.Gray-Man.

IN THE DISTAAAAAANT PAAAAAST.

I wonder, would get gain any benefit by eating little bro here?

I think we should invest in willpower really soon, because next time we cross path with one, we may not be able to restrain ourself.

>>25328779
Yes, if you kill him, exp will be gained.

You approach the wolves' den and spy the beast staring back at you from under the gnarled branches.

Your kin hasn't the glorious teeth like your own beast-like form, no, instead it is a solid metal piece, an unmoving jaw. Its eyes are empty and you presume that yours are very much the same. You see the tip of a black crossbolt peaking out from out of the mouth. Seems that they are spat out... hmm..

You find that a greeting is in order. If this "brother" of yours does indeed die terribly, at the very least he will take the blame for the murders... Oh yes... "Hello again. Do you remember me? Because I remember you. And it seems you've been quite busy since I last left you."

The beast growls back at you, a metallic churn," What... do... you... want...."

So it speaks.. yet it does not take the form of a human.. it's noticeably... less intelligent than your own self.. or perhaps it's just not quite personable? "I have come to you with a warning an exorcist will be looking for you within this wood. You should try to kill them, it would please the creator greatly. It would please him... indeed."

"I.... Kill... Human... I... Kill... Exor...cist..." The creature begins to move, its joints creaking and servos whirring as it stirs. It rises from its shelter and begins to leave into the wood.

It is... definitely not too bright..

>[] Shadow him.
>[] Yeah, forget that mess, I'm going home.
>[] Attack him from behind...
>[] (Other)

Rolled 5, 33, 65, 97, 20 = 220

>>25328505
We have a heart of dark matter?
What is dark matter anyway

>>25328730
Err wut? We want him to attack the exorcists. I'm giving him incentive to do so. That incentive is leaving him the town if he manages to kill them before we do.

Of course its all a load of bolony as we no intention of attacking an exorcist at this time.

>>25328849
It's what our souls became when we turned into Akuma. I think.

>>25328854
of course I didn't expect him to be as dumb as a box of rocks so my plan wasn't needed.

>>25328844
>[] Shadow him.

Lets see how he does.

>>25328844
Shadow him.

We've got Level 2 Agility, right? Good enough to get up into the trees and follow him from above?

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>>25328730

I've read it, all of it. manga and anime.

The man just phrased it in a queer fashion. Nay, nay, there is more plot underfoot in this alternate past.

Ah, as an aside note, I noticed continuity errors within the setting and I'll be doing what I can to work with and around them in this setting.

Also, as a retroaction, the Millenium Earl's name in this will be "Nostradamus."

"Millenium Earl" is the human name of the Noah leader. His noah name is Adam. As this is an alternate setting and prior generation around the time of the black plague, Nostradamus will do as he was a famous plague doctor and man of many great mysteries. He serves a noble role.

>>25328849
>>25328861
Pretty much.

Dark Matter engines generate suffering into pure power and anti-life. It's the source of all your magic, special abilities, and existence as an akuma.

>>25328881
That should be good enough. Though would you intend to do so in human form, or your Akuma-form?

>[x] Shadow him.

Lets shadow him for a while, but lets be careful, we must absolutly avoid the exorcist.

>>25328769
In the not to distant paaaaaaaast, last sunday A.D., there was an Akuma named George, so different from you or me.

>>25328923
Human, so that we could have the excuse of trying to avoid the other guy in case somebody sees us? What does everyone else think?

The trees would give us a good vantage point and people rarely look up anyway, so it'd be a good place for a surprise attack.

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>>25328940

George?!

Roll for shadowing.

Also, will you act with the Devil's luck until you say otherwise?

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>>25329007

Pardon my french,

1d fucking 100!

Rolled 84

>>25329007
Don't you mean to say roll without?

Rolled 16

>>25329007
We'll save it for later.
>Rolled 1

Rolled 57

>>25329016
lets shadow baka niisan

Rolled 92

>>25329016

>>25329016
Oh hey, Duke, if we roll a 5- crit, does that overwrite any other roll unless we managed to roll a 95+ crit? Conversely, if we role both a 5- and 95+ crit, does that leave us with an "average" roll?

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>>25329080

If there is such a case that it happens... A very good thing, and a very bad thing will occur... Or perhaps a silly thing?

Context, Context...

>>25329078
Aw, so close.

Hey Earl, how do you plan for stats to affect combat anyway? Will they get to affect the number of rolls we can make?

>>25329091
Shhh, let the man work. All things in time grasshopper.

>>25328980
He worked at the Nostradamus Institue, working a Earl in giant fat suit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his boss didn't like him and shot him into spaaaaaaaaaaace.

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>>25329091

It will modify relevant rolls and oppose an npc's hidden stat for whichever criteria. Willpower will be important vs exorcists to reduce the penalty they would give you to your roll.

Yada Yada. Background noise... Stats will also have hard affects as to whether or not you can do certain things. Such as requiring 3 agility to leap the wall into the city. or requiring x strength to push off a boulder and so on.

What if we kill the Exorcist and frame the wolf? We just need to get it's bolts and use them.

>>25329229
Hard to frame someone if we leave no corpse. Exorcists are tasty.

>>25329229
It's not like the exorcists know what weapon he uses.

But yeah, if we kill the exorcist and they send another one in, they'd be confused if they see Akuma #2 without a weapon that claws or rends. So we'll want to dispose of the body (in the only way we know how) if we manage to take the exorcist down.

You let the idiot child go ahead of you as he seemingly wanders aimlessly with that blank stare of his.

You leap up into the trees with inhuman agility and trail the despondent fool.

The day drags on some and you notice the beast actually sniffs the ground and checks for trails...

In time, he finally comes upon a clearing within the woods with a worn in game-trail leading into it.

The snow is upon everything, an expansive field of white... and within.. you see a black-robed human, short in stature.

You feel your gut wrench as you feel the instinct to transform and destroy her...

Your little brother approaches stoicly from the wood and you hear a voice dance across the drifts of snow on this winter's day.

"Oh pitiful Demon, you have wandered here... Allow me... to put your soul to rest... Innocence, Lion of the first Labor."

You see a shimmer from the black-robed figure and a golden coat surround it.. She said it... she said it, she said it, she said it... INNOCENCE.

Roll 1d100 to hold yourself back. No bread this time, Akuma-chan.

Rolled 34

>>25329301
Rollin.

>>25329287
Not on the corpse, but on the surrounding area. After all the investigators will be searching the area for clues.

Rolled 1

>>25329287
Hard to frame someone when an exorcist is likely completely destroy us.

>>25329301
rolling for you

Rolled 18

>>25329301

Rolled 96

>>25329324
oh wow. we just went full beserk.

Rolled 64

>>25329301
The world can be made into bread, it will only take patience and time.

Rolled 82

>>25329324
Fuck, we should have had the Devil's Luck on.

Can we retroactively turn it on? Or do we start with the ability to do that only on the second level?

>>25329311
>>25329324
>>25329326
HAH we're so fucked.

>>25329337
The irony. It is delicious.

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>>25329343

Only on the second level can it be retroactive.

Hmm... Well, I'll see if I can't be a touch... gentle here... Though if anyone can guess what this innocence weapon is based on... You know shit is real.

>>25329324
We're level 1, fighting an exorcist with no willpower upgrades...

Oh well, it's not like OP can't just give us another Akuma to control. It ain't like these things are rare or anything. Akuma die all the time, only a few ever live to ding level 2 and above. Most die... Exactly like this actually. Good job man, you are truly doing the Earl's work.

>>25329391
That Chinese guy, right? He also had a bangle.

>>25329391
The tasks assigned to Hercules.

>>25329391
CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP.

GO AWAY HERAKLES LOLI!

>>25329391
The Nemean Lion.

>>25329391
The Nemean lion? Oh fuck, she gon be invulnerable to our fangs, isn't she?

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>>25329391
>Lion of the first Labor
Herc? Um... shit.

>>25329418
>>25329425
>>25329442
>>25329455
Super strength. Definitely dealing with super strength here. Maybe some minor invulnerability.

>>25329461
We upgraded our fangs. We can at least choke her to death between our jaws.

>>25329391
FUCK! Already throwing a parasite type at us. Yep, so boned right now.

>>25329461
Yes. All parasite type innocence wielders are immune to the akuma disease.

Rolled 48

>>25329461
I am afraid so. If we get into that fight we die for sure.

We would need some kind of blunt weaponery or some magic attack.

>>25329497
we can still rip her apart. with our fangs.

>>25329497
I don't think she's a parasite-type.

>>25328130
It seems likely that the iron shackles on her wrist are her Innocence.

>>25329497
So invulnerable pelt, razor sharp blades, and immunity to disease.

I don't suppose there's and 'agile' way to strangle someone is there.

Rolled 27

>>25329546
We could jump her froom behind and try to choke her to death with our maws.

Your rage exceeds reason and you forcibly transform yourself, leaping from the trees even as your kin proceeds to attack.

Crossbolts pour out of his mouth, mechanic triggers setting and firing the bolts in rapid succession. You dive down and dart along the outskirts of the field.

This exorcist is alone, your conscious mind notices.

The bolts slip off of the girl's aura and scatter into the surrounding field, poison spraying out of them. She makes a move for your kin, leaping toward him with a single heavy step....

>[] Leap into the fray to distract her from your younger brother.
>[] Wait until the last moment after she strikes to make a go for her throat.
>[] Retreat(Inaccessible, berserking <3)
>[] (Other)

>[]Turn on Devil's Luck!

Rolled 83, 22, 25, 99, 84 = 313

>>25329546
invulnerable pelt dont protect your organs or your bones

As a note, I never said that she was parasitic...

And your "Teeth" Are pretty much a combo of piercing, slashing, and cutting.

>>25329615

.... I meant to say Piercing slashing and blunt! <3

>>25329492
If we choke her to death, we DESERVE more exp for IRONY bonus.

>>25329597
Circle around and wait for a good moment to strike.

>>25329597
[X] Wait until the last moment after she strikes to make a go for her throat.

I hear that a female's legs are quite delectable.

>>25329633
That's only if we can't pierce through her skin.

>>25329597
>GO FOR THE THROAT.

>>25329597
>[] Wait until the last moment after she strikes to make a go for her throat.

>>25329597
>>[]Turn on Devil's Luck!
you are trolling us

>[x] Wait until the last moment after she strikes to make a go for her throat.
Lets do this

Rolled 16

>[] Wait until the last moment after she strikes to make a go for her throat.

oops forgot about turning off dice.

Rolled 36

>>25329597
>wait until last moment, go for throat.

Our brother, we shall eat her in your stead. Because we deserve the exp more than you do!

>>25329658
If Devil's luck had been on, the thought of bread would've slipped into your mind and you'd be thinking all about mixing, kneading, proofing, and baking the entire time...

Seems that this Akuma is not so.. brotherly, hm?

Well, Roll for the last strike.

Any other for Devil's luck?

Rolled 22

>>25329692
May fortune favor us.

Rolled 37

>>25329692
Leave it off. The moment we turn it on we'll roll 95+
Watch as I now roll a nat 1.

Rolled 3

>>25329692
come on me

>>25329727
WHOOP WHOOP DEVILS LUCK

>>25329727
if only we turned on the luck...

>>25329692
Don't we get a bonus for agility here? Because surprise attack?

>>25329727
The dice gods never fail to deliver the suffering.

Rolled 44

>>25329692
I rolled a nat 1 last time, lets try this again

Rolled 35

>>25329692
I wonder how far we can delude ourselves into thinking everything is bread.

>>25329741
We didn't? Goddamn it...

>>25329727
Welp. Is it too late to say that we wore a red shirt every day?

>Machine sprtbrn
Mhmm.

>>25329762
Bluh. Since we've been rolling low, let's turn it on for the next roll.

I'll say that you guys did as one noble soul had decided to let the devil watch his back. The Devil's Luck proceeds!

>>25329809
Oh Duke, you beautiful monster.

>>25329809
oh thank you, merciful Duke.

DO YOU HEAR THAT, BOYS!?
TONIGHT WE FEAST ON EXORCIST!

>>25329830

THank you! and remember, the devil's luck only inverts crits. a 6 or a 94 are still 6 and 94.

>>25329848
not just on an exorcist bro

After the exorcist, we eat our brother for more XP.

We won't need his cover anymore and hes too stupid to be let free.

>>25329848
It doesn't mean we instantly win. We land a hit, deal some damage. I doubt she's going down this easy. Will need another good roll to finish her.

For Akuma, exorcists are like boss fights.

>>25329887
We could try to control him. It's better to have a pawn than to be alone.

>>25329919
EAT HER FACE.

Then find some way to drag her Innocence back so the Noah can destroy it.

>>25329956
He's a wild dog, not just figuratively.

I say we try to make another akuma, a smarter and more submissive one.

>>25330000
What gave you that impression?

Just see what happens if we try to order him around first.

>>25330028
He doesn't talk much, heck he can barely say a whole sentence.

I tell you he's dangerous and will attract unwanted attention.

>>25330058
So you're not even going to try? It's not like I'm saying we won't if it turns out he really is uncontrollable. Just that we try first to see if we can 'tame' him.

>>25330058
I think the speech thing is because he doesn't have a working mouth, you try talking without moving your jaw.

>>25330099
Lets give this a shot afterward, for the sake of the dubs you got if anything.

>>25330146
Thank you, ser.

You follow the girl closely as your kin futilely shoots bolt after bolt at the girl to no avail, whatever power each shot has does nothing to slow the girl's advance... Until she yells and rears her fist back for the killing blow, your kin fires one last bolt into her mouth, shocking her and causing her to fall back as it seems to protrude from her head.

It is with a grim satisfaction that you close in to finish the did, leaping across the drifts of snow, flurries lying in your wake as you dive in to feast upon her flesh!

As you dive down, you see that the girl holds the bolt betwixt her teeth, an astonished and pained look upon her face...

And then you realize, the arrow's spraying poison into her...

You take your bite, pressing your teeth down intro her and finding that they do not pierce her skin, as the bolts had not either.

You lift up the girl in your maw and tear her around, trying to get them in deeper, yet to no avail... Yet you notice pentacles appearing upon her skin as she struggles... Oh yes, this is good... it's taking...

Yet even as you think that, a blow comes across the side of your face and you are forced to let go, the side of your head caved in to some degree, yet your maw still works.

The Exorcist readjusts herself and starts panting heavily as the golden light begins to waver," Damnit... no... No... Innocence..."

She's up to something...

Your kin stands up, shaking off the apparent pressure that she had put on him from her advance. His empty eye stares at you and he unleashes a growling sigh from his locked jaw as another bolt appears, at the ready.

Akuma-Chan Damage: Light!
Akuma Nii-chan damage: None!

Excorcist Damage: Questionable? Poisoned!

>[] Draw this out, let it get into her system even more...
>[] Finish this quickly, she is too dangerous, go for the throat, and right this time!
>[] Retreat, You've poisoned an exorcist, that is good enough... (Requires will roll.)
>[] (Other)

>>25330182
[X] Finish this quickly, she is too dangerous, go for the throat, and right this time!

She might be able to purge the poison from her body if we leave her. Finish her now.
Cutting doesn't work then go for blunt force trauma.

Rolled 34

>>25330182
Strangle her, it's the only way to be sure

Rolled 12

>>25330182
quickly, quickly.

Rolled 5

>[x] Finish this quickly, she is too dangerous, go for the throat, and right this time!

We don't want to pierce her skn, we just want to stangle her with our beastly metal maw.

>>25330292
Aww YES, devil's luck saves us again!

oh wow the dice do not want her to die.

>>25330182
Disorient her with a tackle to interrupt whatever it is she's doing, then tell the other Akuma fire off more bolts.

Wait. Who's Nii-chan? The one younger than us?

>>25330292
Hell fucking yes

>>25330292
oh crap, I rolled below 5 again

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>tfw Devil's luck works in tandem with /tg/ dice...

>>25330315
>>25330326
Devil's luck only applies once per thread IIRC

>>25330329
Devil's luck is up for the entire encounter

>>25330329
We have the Devil's Luck turned on right now.

>>25330340
He changed to rules a tad I think

>>25330340

I changed Devil's Luck.

It's a toggle that inverts crits.

You will have the ability to retroactively toggle it off X amount of times as you upgrade it.

so, since we could still hold her in our bite, just not break the skin, I say we grab her neck. and then move quickly and snap her neck.

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>>25330343
In that case...

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>>25330394

You beautiful bastard...

>>25330394
Good idea Bakanon.

My vote for this

>>25330394
Let's do it, gents.

>>25330394
Better than just choking her.

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>>25330436
hell, if we can, lets snap her neck in such a way that she is still alive, just paralyzed. and then start to eat her alive.

>>25330477
Woah there now.

Business before pleasure.

>>25330477
If the innocence powers stays on it will take a while to eat her alive.

We could just look at her while the poison kill her

>>25330477
We still have nii-san to think about. He might decide to attack us as we CHOMP and NOM this bitch. Also, we're essentially kill stealing. He won't be happy. Snap her neck and then off our "bro" for even more exp!

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>>25330477
I like this one. We should also materialize our baker face and taunt her.

"You taste almost as good as my bread little exorcist.~"

>>25330511
Let's see how he reacts first.
>>25330532
No taunting, damnit! That's what leads to the downfall of many a villain.

>>25330511
i support going full murderhobo

>>25330598
Hobomurder was last thread try to keep up

>>25330511
well, i guess when you put it that way, it's better to just kill her off.

we will be more sadistic later. maybe to our wife or something

>>25330649
Do we even have a wife?

>>25330677
We got two parents and two siblings.

The guy whose skin we're inhabiting had a crush for Claire.

>>25330696
huh, I thought we had a wife. my mistake.

so yeah, definitely leave that for the parents and siblings.

>>25330394
Snapple would be proud. I know I am.

>>25330696
We must find a couple in the city, then kill the guy and hope an Akuma will be born from the murder. Then we marry that akuma.

>>25330730
no waifuing please

>>25330730
and then we kill that akuma, of course

You lunge at the girl, with intent to finish this in the here and now.
Her words whisper across this snow land,"Innocence... Hydra of the Second.... The Second.."
You see the crackle of energy about her and turn your lunge into a strafe along her side once more to flank her.. A tinge of fear scrapes across your mind before being blotted out by the Malicious gears that turn within you.
You see that the golden aura fades, and that this new one of hers is yet unstable...

Your gears turn and you lunge into the girl, going straight for her throat.

You feel your teeth beginning to rot away by this new aura of hers, yet you carry on and bite through as the remainder blasts away and you are left with the bitch bleeding out from her neck and struggling within your teeth.

You twist suddenly with her in your jaws and feel a very distinct and almost familiar pop. Her body goes limp, yet her face moves and cries.

You hear the mechanical sound of your kin's bow go off and three bolts protrude from the exorcist's corpse. More poison for the girl...

You toss her to the ground and out of your maws, pulling back the machinery into a twisted smile. The Skeletal-face in the middle of your demon-head begins to distort and take on the form of Jacob's own face. You speak from that very mouth as you loom over her, "You taste almost as good as my bread, little exorcisssst.." Her face goes blank as more tears leak out of her eyes, the aura from her bangles recedes.

You sink your teeth into her head and devour her, tearing her apart face first and leaving nothing but the wrists and hands that hold the bangles.

You feel... so much... power...

>exp gain 600!

Your "nii-san" also seems to be having his own flux of power...

>[] Attack and kill him too.
>[] Speak to him, how is he feeling? (May write in)
>[] Leave, go home, it's getting late... You've got to bake bread in the morning. Or Gamble tonight... Whichever.
>[] (Other)

>[] Attack and kill him too.
This town... is OURS!

>>25330773
Speak to him.

"So. Enjoy the kill?"

>>25330773
[X] Speak to him, how is he feeling?

He will remain. He will be our scapegoat.

>>25330773
He dies too. He took some of our exp, he must not escape with it alive. Also, Competition is Sin, all competition we have a chance at eliminating, will be eliminated.

Besides, I want to ding level 2 ASAP.

>>25330773
oh my god. that was just delicious. I love it when a plan comes together

>>25330853
Did he take our EXP?

And he's not really competition, since he's been staying out here in the forest. If we can come into an arrangement with him (the city is ours, the wilderness is his), things could go well for us all.

>>25330773

Retroact... I'm awarding Bonus points for the chance of cinematic gloating over the corpse.. the girl was sufficiently broken... Though you could've done better...

200 extra exp. I recall the total is now 850?

As an aside, the joint kill did not split exp. You both acquired equal amounts.

>>25330878
agreed. we could still use him as a scape goat, and he was a good distraction.

>>25330773
First things first, lets upgrade strength, willpower, durability.

We could upgrade further our devil's luck too.

Exorcists are bound to hunt us now.

>>25330773
Kill the other as well. No mercy.

>>25330773
I still don't understand why the other Akuma is our "nii-san".

Is it because his human form is an older man? That's it, isn't it?

Anyway. How much exp would it take to upgrade our Fangs to the next level?

>>25330922
lets get that flame power as well

>>25330936
200 from lv 2

Also have New unlock-able abilities to post.

>>25330936
yes. chainsaw teeth. I want it.

>>25330948
We could also get that custom flaming poison I mentionned ealier in the thread by combining poison and fire. It would fit the image we tried to give ourself last thread.

New Abilities: Cost 200 exp

>Flame Magic(1) Generates flame from thin air. Weak while its raining and won't burn wet targets. Will scare most people, however not strong enough to kill.
>Ice Magic(1) Saps heat out of the very air. Won't bother someone that's thickly dressed or do much during a hot day.. However it will indeed slow down a person, possibly putting them to sleep.
>Sonic Roar(1) A loud, resounding ability that could be thrown elsewhere at higher levels. Will scare weak-willed targets.
>Gravity Magic(1) Things are heavy, as is the air.. Human meat-bags don't believe in gravity yet.. but they will understand as they feel the weight upon their bodies, slowing them down and making armor cumbersome.
> Pressure Cannons(1) You acquire cannons that can shoot your blood poison a short distance, they aren't quite long range yet, and it kind of splatters..
> Weapon Acquisition(X) Gain another standard lv 1 weapon.(Axe, blades, Crossbow, Cudgels)

>>25330922
We've got 850 to spend.

Strength, Willpower, Durability, and Agility for 400 exp.

100 exp for Flame magic. So we can build towards getting poison fog/tar powers.

Personality isn't listed in the Pastebin (did you forget about it, Duke? Tut, tut), but if it still costs 50 exp, let's go ahead and get it.

That leaves 300 exp for the goodies.

>>25330773
Idea! So. With all this talk about different and exciting ways to use our blood oil, why not upgrade the thing that makes it first?

We're a baker, and we've have more than enough experience with our oven. Let's turn our dark matter heart, into a dark matter FURNACE! This will make it easier to pave the way for the other upgrades we've been scheming up. I'd rather make a big investment now, then go for all the other goodies.

>>25331013
>>25331028
Oh, well, the same thing, except with 200 exp left instead.

http://pastebin.com/KRDm7yfv

>>25331028
Fixed

>>25331029

Invest in fire magic and I'll let it happen!

>>25331028

Lets get pressure cannons as well.

>>25331013
how much to upgrade our fangs further?

>>25331081

200 for fangs

>>25331064
Alright then.

Strength, Durability, Willpower, and Agility for 500 exp.

Fangs for 200 exp.

Let's save that extra 150 exp to get Fire Magic later on. If the thread continues on for a bit longer, we might just be able to get that extra 50 exp.

Im imagining us with rotating jaws. As the jaws rotate, it generates friction. Then we spew our oil out of our mouth, setting it alight.

Viola! Projectile Vomit Flamethrower!

>>25331028
Said other goodies should include an upgrade to devils luck. Being able to reactively activate/deactivate it is a very welcome bonus as it eliminates more luck from the equation.

>>25331119
agreed.

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>>25331119

>>25331119
Agreed

>>25331119
Not sold on fire later, but I support this as immediately relevant.

>>25331119
Sounds good

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Updating...

>>25331101
So, Duke-chan.

Are you also arranging "Nii-chan's" stats yourself? In case we ally up/go against him?

>>25331252

Keeping a lose perspective on them. But, yes.

Just so you know, he's been killing a lot in these woods.

Speaking of names. Is the Akuma still just Akuma-chan? Or will it be taking a name?

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>>25331310
Loose* perspective. My typing has been off lately...

Rolled 50

>>25331310
hm.... we should come up with a name for ourselves...

>>25331310
>>25331359
We can make up a name for ourselves when we accrue a reputation. BE THEMATIC.

>>25331359
whoops, forgot to turn off dice

>>25331372
>>25331359
>>25331330
How about Jackal or The Jackal? It fits the hound theme, our teeth, fire has to do with deserts/egypt, and it starts with the same letter as Jacob.

So now that we've slain the Exorcist, will you be paying us a visit in person to destroy the innocence?

Can't just leave it laying about now can we?

>>25331372
Cerberus is also good though a bit obvious. I mean, we did just off a reference to Hercules after all. That labor was the toughest, it makes sense we were his/her downfall.

>>25331393
oooooh I like it.

>>25331393
Not really sold on that since I assume we're living in a European setting.

How about Jaeger? Since we're going for a hunting theme.

http://pastebin.com/mbutC6uB
Updated. And so the story continues...

I remind you all that the lv 1 dog/wolf/hound form will be temporary and that starting lv 2 it will be based upon your abilities at the time....

>>25331439
no, wait, I got it. Fenrir. we shall be Fenrir

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Would you still be interested in Eating your dear Nii-chan?

I need to know this for certain, Akuma-chan! <3

>>25331310
I would suggest one but I'm still shell-shocked from all this awesome. I legit thought we were gonna die, I never imagined we'd beat an exorcist this early. Granted I'm not about to let this victory cloud my judgement, definitely gonna lay low after this one. But nonetheless, this quest has been proceeding in a most entertaining fashion.

>>25331445
Oh, it's a good thing we upgraded our Fangs, or else it would have taken us some time to naturally heal them.

>>25331495
Yeah, Jaeger or Fenrir would be good enough for me.

>>25331501
I'd prefer to keep him around, he makes a truly excellent distraction from us, all the deaths in the woods let us continue our depopulation of the town.

>>25331501
Nah, let's just talk with him.

>>25331504
Let's just assume she was a rookie.

>>25331495
That fits too well. Do it.

>>25331501
He no longer serves a purpose as we were able to kill the exorcist ourselves and we don't want competition do we?

I'm sure your Dukeship would much prefer to see the much better Akuma waiting to present him with the captured innocence

I still like Jackal. Furthermore, if you look at Anubis, he is the god of embalming and burials.

>>25331504
Allen had a little trouble with an Akuma that was half-way through transforming into a Level 2. And apparently, "Nii-chan" may be a little bit stronger than us.

>>25331545
We're not really competing with him, though. We've got the city to ourselves, so far. If he's amenable to our current arrangements, I see no reason why we should dispose of him at this time.

>>25331555
I just don't feel it, man. Maybe if there was a European equivalent or if we were living in a desert, but we're not.

Lets call ourselves Fenrir.

I guess our level 2 form will be werewolf themed.

Did we get the fire ability or no?

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>>25331504
>>25331531

Yes, by the devil's luck, you encountered a rookie that just happened to lose control of her weapon after being poisoned by your brother...."

>>25331545
The dispute is between Akuma. Do whatever pleases! <3

>>25331606
Nah, we're saving up for it. We just need 50 more exp anyway.

Then lets talk with our slightly retarded brother.

Guys last we heard it was exorcists. They probably split up to search and she was the rookie. We should get back to our shop for now. Skipping town would make things too obvious and now we really need to lie low so the team of actual well trained exorcists hopefully won't find and kill us.

>>25331604
He is stupid enough to manipulate and his ranged abilities are usable. However his stupidity may be a downfall as he is undoubtedly unable to control the rate at which he slaughters and just attract more attention.

>>25331666
We don't actually know if the others were just assistants or exorcists themselves.

>>25331684
Well, we want the attention drawn to HIM. So it's all good. If he got a bit more intelligent after this fight, all the better.

>>25331705
They *probably* weren't just assistants. This exorcist was plainly enough of a rookie to not understand the limitations of her own Innocence, and I doubt the Order would just be sending rank newbies around without someone able to save their dumb asses and/or collect their Innocence in case of terminal failure.

>>25331937
Wasn't Kanda alone in his mission (accompanied only by assistants) until Allen was sent in to assist?

You feel change coming about you... Your gears and gyros feel so much more oiled... so... well lubricated... Your body moves like the fluffiest of dough... And you feel stronger... your hydraulics converting to accommodate enhanced pressures, greater loads...

And suddenly... Your mind is sharper... You haven't the faintest clue exactly why you had decided to take on that exorcist... she had been alone... Yet...

Oh no... The rumors had claimed more than one... how many did you hear? Your mind whirs and buzzes trying to remember and you simply can't. They wouldn't be out here in this forest alone.

"Hey. you, little brother, we need to get out of here. Now."

The Other demon's eyes regard you, a little more thought behind them now," What... is it? We... Killed her... Right?"

You shake your head beak and forth, your old set of teeth falling out and new ones replacing them suddenly," Oh, by the Noah... that was strange.. But hey, look. If we stay, the other exorcists will come. I heard of others. This girl has friends. She was kind of shitty, honestly. I expected more. Let's piss off before they find us!"

The other wolf-form demon regards the dead and decaying hands calmly," Then... We... Go... I.. Will find... new home... Kill from there.. Howl... if you need... me... I am... Fast..." The other Demon rightly darts off with wind blowing away the snow in his wake.

You give the bangles one last look, leaning in with your fangs to touch them, to try to take them with... The pure innocence erodes your fangs instantly upon contact and sends unbearable pain through your circuitry.

What a vile substance...

You dart off in turn, using your newfound speed to make it back to the fields within the evening.

>[] Actually go home for the night.
>[] Go into town and gamble in the taverns.
>[] Hunt the streets...
>[] Kill the gate-guards.
>[] Check upon your bakery.
>[] (Other)

>>25331989

Kanda was a second exorcist and disturbingly strong as he is.
I still don't really like his particular weapon, kind of pales to even Lenalee's dark boots...

>>25331995
>[] Hunt the streets...

>>25331995
[X] Check upon your bakery.

Oh dear, I think we left a bun in the oven.

>>25331995
Check upon our bakery.

You wouldn't have put that option there for no reason, would you?

>>25332023
Mmhmm. It's his "lotus flower" thing that makes him so strong, right?

>>25331995
>[] Actually go home for the night.
might as well. lay low a bit

>>25331995
>>[X] Actually go home for the night.

>>25332023
He and Allen still had a lot of trouble with the Akuma they fought, though, so I suppose he can be thought of as an experienced beginner.

>>25331995
Check the bakery

>>25332023
Those illusions were nothing to fuck with though. Through them he took down a full fledged Noah. A human unbound by his/her natural limiters is truly a force to be reckoned with.

The man is more than his weapon. Kanda was one hardcore motherfucker, it's why he kicked so much Akuma ass. We try and take anyone like him on while below level 3 we are well and truly fucked. We'll be minced by his dual swords.

>>[X] Actually go home for the night.

We can go gamble another time

So hey, are we still naming ourselves?

Fenrir seems like the top choice.
I've got a soft spot for Jaeger, but Fenrir is good with me too.
And someone wants Jackal.

And when we do name ourselves, it better come up organically in the story, damnit!

>>25332104
To be totally fair, the Akuma and Exorcists face a case of a need to flair the dramatic. They are both "as strong as they need to be" to ensure maximum potential suffering. Seriously, "The Whale" would be quite entertained by this setting if you catch what I'm referencing...

Oh, and some general information about the town...

The northwest of the Town is the Lord's Manor that sits within the city-walls and is under heavy guard all hours of the day. Around there are a few noble residences and into the center of the town more trade and commerce, that's where the bakery is. South east are the slums that have been mostly cleansed of the outright homeless. In part, the work has made it slightly more agreeable to the noble residences as the slums were only made worse by the braggarts and the beggars that infested that part. Most of them paid taxes, others at least avoided being caught.

Outside of the Castle-town are seven farms, one of which is Jacob's family's. Many people from town are employed at the farms and thus the gate is often open early in the morning, yet closes at night to all except for the rich. Those employed at the farms often come back before sunset...

>>25332172

That's the plan.

>>25332174
Can't we assume Kanda just grew into his power?

>>25332196
Well, we're at Agility 3 now, so getting over the walls is no longer a problem for us.

>>25332214
And what of the innocence we left behind? Will you or the exorcist's partner retrieve it?

>>25332196
We could haunt the farms to find a farmhand who didn't make it in time to the gate.

>>25332214
I just checked our stat sheet again; it says we can chew through Innocence. Does that mean we're capable of destroying them or that we're able to pierce through defenses bestowed by Innocence, like that girl Exorcist's "first labor"?

So what's the current consensus anyway?

Hunt the streets has 1 vote
Checking on the bakery has 3
Going home has 3
Haunting the farms has 1

We need a tie-breaker.

>>25332247

Not enough willpower to mess with it yet. Also still just a LV1. Shit burns bad.

>>25332284

It means that if you gain another point of willpower you can begin chewing through defenses such as a weapon or something else tangible. The Girl's defense in particular was more ethereal, you would've done crushed her windpipe something good though!

Seeing a tie between home and the bakery.

>>25332284
Probably the latter, as far as I know, only the Duke can destroy Innocence

Rolled 1

>1 Home
>2 Bakery

>>25332334
Hell, I'll break it. Check the bakery.

>>25332369
Beat me to the punch

>>25332369

Unless you reallly want to go to the Bakery...

Bakery it is.

Bread -ho!

>Remember, Everything is Bread.

>>25332384
I think are "family" may begin to get s little suspicious. Let's eat them.
>note helpHel
Indeed captcha, indeed. We will eat them.

>>25332375
Excellent.

>>25332419
Yeesh, let's not jump the gun, guys. Just wait until we actually have evidence that they MAY be suspicious at all before we do anything drastic.

>>25332354
In understand that we can't do shit to it, but what of you Lord Duke? Will you take care of it or will the other exorcist retrieve it?

>>25332419
If we eat them, we'll have to skip town afterward, or we'll raise a giant red akuma flag.

>>25332445

Alas, I am looking for missing family...

>>25332384
I say bakery. I really wanted to level personality. Remember people, Noah have what amounts to infinite command seals on us. Only way to get them to rescind an order is to convince them to. We can't do that if we don't have a good amount of personality.

>>25332419
Not until we have the personality to convince them we're the real deal. Then yes. Ah, the surprise they'll feel as they embrace us, thinking we're still alive and well. And we hug them as well, only to chomp their limbs off as we gloat in such a sweet and empathic voice "I'm sorry, I cannot help myself. You're so tasty, and I... I'm no longer human. I need to eat you, forgive me, please..."

Oh the suffering, we can inflict so much suffering if we become more self aware!

>>25332469
curses. perhaps we will get lucky and they won't find it, and we can come back and get them

>>25332512
This. A smart Akuma is a good Akuma.

>>25332512
What's this? Talk of rebelling? Never!

I DO like the idea of us going rogue for a bit. I mean, as much as the girl Akuma who shacked up with Crowley, anyway. Still semi-loyal, but more interested in pursuing our own desires.

>>25332538
Why don't we just grab some oven mitts from our bakery and hide the innocence somewhere in the woods?

In the waning hours of day, you slip alongside the castle's wall in your human form, awaiting night to fall...

Once the sky finally darkens, you shift into your metallic wolven form and bound over the wall with a bit of a starting run...

The patroling guard glances back just as you bound down the other side and find a nice quiet spot to don your disguise again. You smile at this and return to your one love... your only love.. your bakery...

You notice something odd as you approach the stone-bricked building... First of all, the window is broken, second... There's day old bread missing from the pantry... and you note the sparse crumbs that seem to lead back through the window.

A dark pit of loathing appears within you... You... You know who did this...

>[] Pursue the Culprit... (1d100)
>[] Let it go... We'll just poison the leftover bread tomorrow... (Declare another destination)
>[] (Other)

>>25332581

That's kind of adorable.... But it's too late.

Rolled 69

>>25332597
[X] Pursue the Culprit... (1d100)

Nobody touches our bread.

Rolled 74

>>25332597
FUCKING HOMELESS PEOPLE.

KILL!

Rolled 89

>>25332597
Pursue, fuck poor people all of them are thieves and all thieves are poor.

Rolled 76

>>25332597
Hunt that motherfucker

Rolled 89

>>25332597
found him.

PURSUE.

Rolled 49

>>25332597
[X] Pursue the Culprit... (1d100)

They've desecrated the bakery.The entire town will burn.

>>25332651
Ok everyone stop rolling, don't want to trigger the dark side of "Devil's Luck". It only inverts crits, and we are rolling quite high. Let us not tempt the wrath of God.

Rolled 24

>>25332666
I think whats implied is that he's our murderer.

>>25332651
Hell yes.

>>25332616
So hey, Duke, we know 5- and 95+ are crits, but what about in between? Are there degrees of success? Like, what would be Adequate, what would be "Not enough, but not completely horrible", and what would be "Pretty good, but not a crit"?

>>25332685
Only the first 3 rolls are counted.

>>25332685
First 3 rolls count mate

>>25332597
Can we get a loaf of bread and then replace their stomach with it? They will never be hungry again.

>>25332695

6-94 represent the normal scale with high being successful. Devil's luck makes the low end of 5 and below crit and 95+ fail. That's all it inverts.

So >>25332665
Remains quite successful.

>>25332734
What would the minimum for success be?

>>25332734
I love killing the murderous

>>25332755
homeless*

>>25332752

Depends upon the roll. I usually deem 50+ as successful. Though there are exceptions.

You buckle down and stare intently at the crumbs... Despite your distinct lack of humanity, this is the one thing that's precious to you... the bundles of bread... the bakery... It's time to kill someone... It's time to take your bread back... By devouring this culprit..

You follow the trail, losing it here and there as the crumbs become more scant, however you soon find yourself within the slums of this town... where the filthy beggars squat in places they shouldn't be, breathing air they shouldn't take and eating bread that they haven't baked... You would do well to send a message with this act... though it may draw unwanted attention...

You hear a man snoring within a decrepit house with no nameplate...

> How will you go about destroying this filthy beggar?

>[] Poison him, bury him within the house...
>[] Incapacitate him... Burn him in your oven like a crucible...
>[] Bury him in your family's fields.
>[] (Other)

Huh. 14 mins between those posts... I felt like that was a touch slow though... Odd...

>>25332907
BURN! BUUUUURN!

>>25332907
Burn him to a crisp, and then leave him in the slums, baked to perfection leave a single loaf of bread on his chest

Rolled 100

>>25332907
>[] (Other)

Lets burn him in his own house. Hopefully, a large part of the slum will catch on fire.

>>25332907
Kill him and burn the house down.

He doesn't get the honor of being eaten, or buried.

>>25332954
Also, make sure to rip out his throat. It may deprive us of his screams, but the less attention we get, the better. We'll just have to satisfy ourselves with the sounds of him attempting to escape.

>>25332973
Better yet, make it so he only gurgles. still satisfying sounds, but not as loud

>>25332960
WINNAH!

We lack the ability, mundane or supernatural, to make fire out here in the slums, though.

>>25332960
Oh, I hope devil's luck was off.

I'd like to say that we shouldn't taint the oven with this fool's corpse.

>>25332907
>burn him

Time to make some meat pies

>>25332960
JESUS CHRIST MAN, TURN OFF YOUR DICE. ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED!?

>>25332990
We're not rolling, anyway.

And it's on until we say otherwise.

>>25332907
LIKE FIRE, HELLFIRE!
THIS BURNING IN HIS SKIN!

>>25332907
Simple, we eat him one limb at a time, start with a finger, then his other hand, then a foot, and so on. He stole from us because he was hungry, he will die because WE are hungry.