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>>25226777
>"You could say that."
>"So, what sort of tanks do you think Glorianna will be bringing?"
I wonder if we should tell Miho they all died and was used to start off a war.

>>25226777

In a way.

What tanks do you know Glorianna has? We definitely won't have a meta team.

Our priority for next year should be to get Oorai a meta as fuck OP team of IS-3s, T-54 prototypes, Spershings, and Centurions.

>>25226777
>"They were wiped out to a man."
>"So, what sort of tanks do you think Glorianna will be bringing?"
>"Should we start up top and take down their heavies first and then withdraw to the city? Where do you want us in the beginning"

>>25226777
>"They were wiped out to a man."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR-KbvXvBd8

>>25226777
>"They were wiped out to a man."
Let's be straight here. We're in a bad spot.

>>25226827
>no T-34-85s
Disgusting.

>"They were wiped out to a man."
>"But they fought well and it inspired others to take up the fight"
>"I hope we won't have to use this last resort."

>>25226777
>other
"They were all killed, but their defeat inspired Texas to fight the Mexican Army, and Texas won."
>"So, what sort of tanks do you think Glorianna will be bringing?"
Can't think of a better way to proceed.

>tfw I live in Texas
Give her the straight truth.
Then tell her about Goliad.
Finish it up with San Jacinto.

>>25226888

THAT ISN'T META ENOUGH.

>>25226930
>straight truth:
Addendum: Include that the men held that spot for thirteen days, far longer than it should have lasted.

>>25226937
>implying you need meta when you have the tank that crushed the Wehrmacht on the Eastern front

>>25226954
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/travis.html

the man that made it happen (also has a quote from one of the Mexican officers that arrived respecting his efforts.

>>25226777
>"They were wiped out to a man."
>"So, what sort of tanks do you think Glorianna will be bringing?"

>"So, what sort of tanks do you think Glorianna will be bringing?"

>>25226777
>"They were wiped out to a man. They tied up the Mexican army for long enough to let the Texans win the war."

>>25226777
>"They were wiped out to a man."
>"So, what sort of tanks do you think Glorianna will be bringing?"

"They were wiped out completely by the Mexican army." You say and Miho's face falls. "They lasted nearly two weeks, though, and took a big chunk of the Mexican Army with them." You continue. Yeah, probably not the best story to tell to inspire confidence. "Not to mention the whole thing rallied the rest of Texas to kick the Mexican Army out of Texas."

She frowns a bit. "Sometimes, no matter how hard you fight, victory just isn't possible."

Yeah, this conversation isn't going anywhere positive. You try to change the subject. "So did you get anything from Yukari about Glorianna's tanks?"

Miho nods. "I barely had to ask her- she says Glorianna's got a pretty big motor pool- Churchills, Matildas, Crusaders- I heard they got their hands on some new tanks over the summer, as well." That worries you perhaps more than it should. Glorianna was not a poor school, from what you had gathered and

"Any idea what?"

Miho shrugs. "They always favor British tanks- they've been trying to get a Centurion for years." She thinks for a second. "Maybe they'll try for a Comet or a Firefly?" Any of those tanks was perfectly capable of knocking your tank out- the Centurion especially was considered to be the first modern Main Battle Tank by most and it's power had made it the subject of endless debate on whether it was appropriate for them to be fighting World War II tanks.

>"Any way we can narrow those possiblities down?"
>"So how are we going to beat something like that?"
>Other.

>>25227561
>"So how are we going to beat something like that?"
Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

>>25227561
>"Well, we can knock out anything they throw at us we just need LOS. Where would the best place be for the BlackJack to start off? "

>>25227561
>>"Any way we can narrow those possiblities down?"
>>"So how are we going to beat something like that?"

>"So how are we going to beat something like that?"

Let's prepare for what we know than trying to figure out what's coming our way.

>>25227561
>Other
"What are some good ambush positions we can start off in? Are there any places where our I-Go can go that the other tanks can't?"

>Glorianna was not a poor school, from what you had gathered and they were able to pay for the best tanks they could get their hands on.

Bah. Hate when I make an edit, get distracted, and then forget to finish it.

>>25227561
"What's the terrain like outside of the city?"

>>25227630
>"What are some good ambush positions we can start off in? Are there any places where our I-Go can go that the other tanks can't?"
>"What's the terrain like outside of the city?"

Going for these. The Black Jack can punch through any period tanks armor no problem, Even a prototype Centurion. What matters it that we get them first

>>25227561
>>"Any way we can narrow those possiblities down?"
"If we can figure out what they have it will really help us in combatting them. A comet would be bad, but we have a couple guns that could pop it. A centurion is going to be a nightmare. But, I am sure we can figure this out. I have faith!"

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>>25227561
>"Any way we can narrow those possiblities down?"

[] "Any way we can narrow those possibilities down?"

See, if they're gonna field fucking Centurions, then fuck that. They're highschoolers. I thought they were limited to WW2 materiel.

Now, even without the Centurions, they still have a big fucking pool of tanks.

And here comes the funnest part.

British tank design doctrine was ruled by politics, horsefuckers and complete and utter stupidity. Not only did they ignore their leading tank theorists and send THEIR ONLY GOOD GENERAL WITH ACTUAL TANK EXPERIENCE TO THE FUCKING DESERT, the fucking General Staff, being complete and utter horsefucking asshole horsefuckers, decided to split their tank classifications into two: Infantry support and Cruisers.

Infantry support tanks were meant to support infantry. The Matilda and Churchill were designed with this in mind. They are fucking metal bricks with a piddly gun.

The Cruisers, on the other hand, was meant to be the cavalry: charge in hard and fast and fuck shit up.The Covernaters, Valentines and pretty much anything that wasn't a Matilda or Churchill.

And now here comes the fun part. Matildas and Churchills are super slow but can take a shitload of damage. Cruiser-type tanks have fucking paper for Armor, but may have good guns.

The best part? Those fucking tanks have a tendency to break down and die every so often. Why? Because the damn Brits thought putting WWI AIRPLANE ENGINES INTO A TANK WAS A GOOD IDEA.

Shit fuck shit, when a tank crew in Britain got a motherfucking LEE to drive, they were crying their hearts out? Why? BECAUSE THEY FINALLY HAD SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T FUCKING BREAK BEFORE IT FOUGHT.

In the Anime, Gloriana was driving 4 Matildas and a Churchill. The only thing we have to worry about is THAT FUCKING CHURCHILL. I am also assuming they are mounting the High-Velocity 75mm or the 17pdr.

...And if they're hauling a Sherman Firefly, well, fuck everything. Just suit up and do the Anglerfish Dance.

>>25227838
The Centurion was introduced late 1945, I think. Same as Jack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centurion_tank

>>25227838
eh we can kill anything they field, I wouldn't be too worried. I mean a Firefly has at max on mantley 89mm of armor so the STuG and Lee can Pen it it on the sides up to like 500m

>Suddenly Cromwells, Cromwells errywhere

>>25227881

The same wiki article says it first saw action in the Korean War.

I dunno what the Senshado rules are, but if we're going by "first saw service" date, then no Centurions.

>>25228044
If we were going by "first saw service" date, Schwarzwald wouldn't have been able to bring a Maus since they never entered service.

>>25228044
It's either "first working prototype" or "first started production of prototype" can't quite remember.

>>25228044
The rules are essentially that if there was a prototype then it gets in.

It is possible to bring in tanks that were designed but never used but you have to go through the judges for that and it's pretty unlikely they'll be let in.

That's what I remember anyway. I might be wrong.

iirc the rules are 'in development by VJ/VE day (can't remember which).

>>25228044

Actually. Centurions were manufactured in January of 1945, and they were finally deployed in May, however the War in Europe was over at that point so they never saw combat.

IIRC, Senshado rules state that any tank produced before VJ day is fair game. (This also allows the Maus, which although it never saw combat had a functional prototype before the War ended.

>>25228129
http://operationrainfall.com/girls-und-panzer-ep-10-5-introductions-2/

>>25228129
>any tank produced before VJ day
>mfw IS-3

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Oh hey, Railroad quest!
I missed this one.

>>25227561
>>"What are some good ambush positions we can start off in?
>>"What's the terrain like outside of the city?"

>>25228176
>Paint und Drama railroad edition
For all its flaws though this quest is a pretty fun read.

>>25228176

>echoes of railroad
>totally not because you done fucking goofed and GOT TO DA FOREST when Black jack could just BOUNCE ALL DA SHOTS and killed them all
>overestimating Miho
>call it railroading
>mfw

>>25227561
>"So how are we going to beat something like that?"

>"They'll probably anticipate that ambush we have planned on the path overlook, what other positions could we ambush them at?"

>>25227838

Well, fuck me. Valentines WERE Infantry tanks.

DISREGARD EARLIER COMMENT ABOUT VALENTINES BEING CRUISERS, I SUCK DICKS AND LIKE IT IN THE ASS

You're worried about even the possiblity Centurion. You don't like to admit it but you had never liked a fair fight when it came to tanks- psychologically, the idea of going into battle knowing that you would win was a huge benefit. "Even assuming they only bring a Churchill and Matildas, Black Jack's the only tank that can reliably take them down-" You lean back and stare at the ceiling. "Hell, the Chi-Ha can't penetrate a single of of them unless they get real lucky. And the 38t's going to have trouble as well."

Miho smiles. "You really shouldn't take this so seriously." She says. "If we lose, there's nothing on the line- the tournement doesn't start for another month."

You sigh. "Maybe for you." You say begrudgingly turning your head down to look over at her. "You might be able to say 'I fought well and lost' but Americans like me? We love to win and can't stand to lose." You frown and look down on the maps and books Miho and Yukari had brought over. "You know, last night? I was awake in bed going over every decision I made in that battle- What if I'd chased you back into the mountains? What if I had just stayed up on the ridge and kept firing. What if I'd just fired a 90mm round into the Chi-Ha and heard you coming?" You shake your head and look back up at her. "I hate losing, Miho. Even when it doesn't count and especially when it does count."

She keeps her smile. "Good."

>We really do need to figure out what tanks St Glorianna is going to be fielding.
>"Notice any good ambush positions we can fall back to after the ridge?"
>"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"

>>25228747
[x]"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"
Ambush pointless. We need to distract the Church so Jack can put a round in its ass.

>>25228747
I-Go*?

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>>25228747
>"Notice any good ambush positions we can fall back to after the ridge?"

>"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"

Very good question

>>25228747

>We really do need to figure out what tanks St Glorianna is going to be fielding.
>"Notice any good ambush positions we can fall back to after the ridge?"
>"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"

Logo, pls. It's an I-Go, not a Chi-Ha. The Chi-Ha was the best tank the Japanese ever made in WW2.

AND IT STILL LOST TO A FUCKING LEE.

>>25228819

>I-Go.

>>25228747
>"Notice any good ambush positions we can fall back to after the ridge?"
>"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"

Church or Centurion doesn't matter, we just need a way to get it in Black jacks sights

>>25228747
>"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"
Seriously. Only three of our tanks are even a threat to the britbottles. Even then, the Panzer IV's only threatening at danger-close range.

Can't the weaker tanks still track the british tanks?

Tracking a tank is only a mobility kill, but it forces them into a defensive position while they try to repair and allows us to relocate blackjack, or they might just leave it behind.

>>25228922
Keep in mind St G might bring different tanks to the ones in the anime. If they opt for cruisers then our weaker tanks are still effective albeit only by being sneaky.

Mind you, Darjeeling prefers Infantry tanks (supposedly anyway, Earl Grey liked cruisers apparently). So our smaller tanks might be effective. Then again they might not.

>>25228993
IIRC the Churchill has armored tracks, but the others don't.

>>25228993

Possible, but the weaker tanks are still dead in the water should the Matilda's 2pdr hit them.

Actually, even the cute little tankette the Italians had could still kill our weaker tanks. It all depends on how little a fuck the tankers in Anzio give that day.

Italian tankers are hardcore and usually gave no fucks.

>>25228747
If our weaker tanks can't penetrate them, then why don't we use them to block/get in between the enemy tanks? Make them distract the enemy, so that we can ambush them from multiple angles.

>>25228993
Well you could have them use the tactic soviet shermans used on Tigers. One tank tracks, the other shoots it as its forward momentum makes it expose its side.

You look back down at the map. "So we're going to ambush them here." You point to the ridge. "They're gonna see the first ambush coming a mile away but maybe we should have a few more spots for Black Jack and maybe the StuG to fall back to-"

Miho nods and studies the map. "As you drop in elevation you start getting into more wooded areas..." She starts, chewing her thumb as she searches. "Here. There's side-road here, easy to miss and it would give both of you a path of retreat- it heads back and then reconnects with this road here. You can get right into Oorai from there." She frowns. "It's a longer trip, though, and we'll be hardpressed to win until you make it back to Oorai."

You shrug and lean back. "If we can knock out one or two of their tanks early on, you'll have a much easier time hanging on until we get there." You say. "Hell, maybe we can bag whatever new tank they decided to field."

Miho nods. "If anything goes wrong though the rest of the team will be too far away to support you two. And if you two are isolated and knocked out that means my team is the only team left that can reliably penetrate them..."

>I wonder if Yukari knows anything about Glorianna's tanks.
>"So what are we going to have the I-Go and 38(t) doing during all this?"
>Other

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>>25228747
>"Notice any good ambush positions we can fall back to after the ridge?"
>"How are we going to use our weaker tanks in this fight?"

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>>25229808
>>25229806
Oops.

>"So what are we going to have the I-Go and 38(t) doing during all this?"

Let's get the I-Go and 38t to aim for tracks - Mobility kills are still handy.

>"So what are we going to have the I-Go and 38(t) doing during all this?"

>>25229806
[x]I wonder if Yukari knows anything about Glorianna's tanks.
TIME FOR FLUFFY

>>25229806
Go ask Yukari for info.

Not much point theorizing if we don't have solid information to base it on.

>>25229806
>"So what are we going to have the I-Go and 38(t) doing during all this?"
>Other
"Once we regroup in Oorai, should we aim for another ambush in the streets?"

>>25229806

>I wonder if Yukari knows anything about Glorianna's tanks.

I hope she hates horses as much as I do.

As for the I-go and the 38t, there is only one option: RAM THE FUCKING THINGS. INTO THE CHURCHILL.

>>25229806
>>"So what are we going to have the I-Go and 38(t) doing during all this?"

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>>25229806
>I wonder if Yukari knows anything about Glorianna's tanks.

>>25229806
>>I wonder if Yukari knows anything about Glorianna's tanks.
>>"So what are we going to have the I-Go and 38(t) doing during all this?"

>>25229806

>I wonder if Yukari knows anything about Glorianna's tanks.

>>25229806
>what the I-Go and 38(t) doing?
>Whats the game plan once we regroup in Oorai?
>Let me go grab Yukari.

>>25229938
Yeah, this.

Actually, 86 this post.
>>25229920

I change my answer to this>>25229938

>No posts for 40 minutes
Uh. Check?

>>25230529
First time with GuP quest?

It's always like this. You're lucky if you manage to get two posts in an hour.

"So, what are we going to do with the I-Go and 38t?" You say. "The 38t can't reliably penetrate the Matildas unless they're damned close. And the I-Go can't penetrate them- period." You frown. "What are we going to do with those two?"

"I've actually been thinking about that." Miho says. "I think the driver in the I-Go has some talent- she was able to trail you for close to twenty minutes and you never saw her. I think maybe we could have her pull off into the forest and do the same thing for Glorianna- trail them at a distance and just let us know what they have and where they're at..."

"Worked out well last time." You say. "Once everything starts up, they might be able to take a potshot or two at them from the rear- even if it doesn't do anything they'll still get Glorianna's attention- and if they try to turn to return fire the rest of you will have an easier shot."

"The 38t is actually a bit more problematic- Momo tries hard, but she gets too excited and can't shoot straight." You nod at this- it was actually why Rose had become the gunner over Patrick- Patrick was too excitable while Rose had a sometimes unnerving, unearthly calm during a fight.

"Maybe they can distract them?" You say. "Run in, pop off a few shots and duck back out through a side-street- the 38t is probably our fastest tank. Even if they do no damage it's going to slow them down and waste their ammunition."

Miho nods. "Exactly. And if they can draw some of them off into a chase it's even better- divide and conquer."

>"Still leaves you with only two tanks capable of doing anything until we get there. Are you sure you can hold them?"
>"Does Yukari know anything about their tanks?"
>Other

>"Does Yukari know anything about their tanks?"

>>25230604
>"Still leaves you with only two tanks capable of doing anything until we get there. Are you sure you can hold them?"

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>>25230563
Kindasorta. First time not catching it in archives. Usually there's -some- sort of discussion about something or other.

Maybe poke the WoT nerds? Maybe I'll just keep watching Black Lagoon? Oh, speaking of, I'm running out of /ak/ - I've got Jormungand, GuP, Black Lagoon, Strike Witches, what else is there?

You should update your twitter with the thread, OP

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>>25230604
>"Still leaves you with only two tanks capable of doing anything until we get there. Are you sure you can hold them?"
>"Does Yukari know anything about their tanks?"
And there is the fact that we have to make sure the crews do what they are told.

>>25230640
he should update it more PERIOD.

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>>25230604
Speak of the devil.
>"Does Yukari know anything about their tanks?"
>Other: Note to self, explore switching positions in the 38t

>>25230604
>"Let me grab Yukari "

>>25230604
>"Still leaves you with only two tanks capable of doing anything until we get there. Are you sure you can hold them?"
>"Does Yukari know anything about their tanks?"

You really don't want me to go there.

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>>25227561
>I heard they got their hands on some new tanks over the summer,

>>25230633

Cockpit. There's only three episodes but they're all amazing.

Yukikaze's pretty good as well.

>>25230633

>poking the only awake WoT and tank history neeeeeeeeeeeerd

FUCK CRUISER TANKS. FUCK YOU, HORSEFUCKERS. FUCK YOU, WAVELL. FUCK YOU, ROYAL ARMY GENERAL STAFF. FUCK YOU, NUFFIELD. FUCK YOU BRITISH ENGINEERS. FUCK YOU, MONT- Oh wait, Monty was bros with Percy Hobart.

Well if we're talking about WoT...
I just picked up a Churchill VII while it was 50% off, is it any good?

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>Panzerkraft will never ever be A Thing
>You will never get together with your fellow /aktg/ nerds and spend longer arguing over what tank to drive than you do making the tank drivable
>You will never be a professional Tank Athlete
>You will never bring your perfect tank waifu to the most popular event of the summer olympics
>You will never bring home a gold medal in Panzerkraft
>You will never be able to comfortably retire and live off endorsements
>You will never keep tanking anyway
>You will never go on /k/ and dispense tank wisdom to starry-eyed rookies
>You will never crack open a beer atop your perfect tank waifu at the ripe old age of sixty four and remember the good old times before railcannons and mechs dominated
>You will never complain with your best friends how kids these days are too reliant on auto-aimers, and back in your day you had to manually slope your armor

>>25230604
>Do we have any way of camouflaging our tanks? This paint isn't doing any of the tanks any favors.

>>25230727

> You will never get your hand cut off by the T-72's autoloader

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>>25230736
ohgodherewego

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>>25230742
>You will never lovingly restore an A-34 Comet and paint it in Canadian colours With bilingual instruments

>>25230736
ohmotherfuckinggodnotthisgoddamnedshitagain.png

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>>25230761
>>25230748
>>25230736

>>25230667

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyxFUCWNIC4

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Holy crackers, BlackJack, I thought you were dead!

>"Does Yukari know anything about their tanks?"

How was Fanime, by the way"

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>>25230848

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>>25230848

>>25230715
Aye, it's similar to the Church I, except your armour is actually reliable, and the 77mm HV is a very nice gun.

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>>25230879
>>25230848


>/aktg/'s collective faces when Momo manages to miss a point blank shot at the broadside of a TOG II

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>>25230848

You're still mulling over the idea of Comets and Centurions rolling over you and then your team after you when you have a thought. "Yukari?" You ask towards the kitchen.

A few seconds later her head pops out of the kitchen, looking slightly annoyed but still cheerful- probably interrupted one of Grandad's stories. "Yes?" She askes, clearly eager to get back in there and continue to listen.

"Hey, you go on a lot of tank forums and stuff, right?" You ask.

"Oh yeah, I'm on all the big ones- PanzerKraft, SenshadoNetwork, WorldofTankery..." She starts rattling off the list. It's actually kind of impressive in it's length. "...but that one's only really for Pre-War Polish tankettes. But what did you need to know?"

"Know anything about Glorianna getting new tanks over the summer?" You ask.

She looks back into the kitchen, then darts over to the table. "Yep! I was talking with CruiserChan, she's a friend of mine that goes to Glorianna- she's so jealous that I got on the tank team- anyway. She said they got they got three crates over the summer. Got pictures and everything. There's two smaller ones and then a really big one- She thinks it's a TOG but I don't think Glorianna would bother fielding one of those, they're just too slow and vulnerable to faster-"

You cut her off before she goes too far off on a tangent. "Any idea what they had in them?"

She thinks. "Well, the big one was a bit too wide for a regular Churchill, but it wasn't big enough to be a Tortoise or anything like that. The two smaller ones were probably medium tanks- my guess is Comets or Cromwells?" She says with a shrug. So the Centurion wasn't exactly likely, but Comets and Cromwells were still nasty cruisers, a good balance of speed and firepower even if they were a bit underarmored, especially on the sides. The third tank was completely up in the air, though.

>"Comets or Cromwells. Ever fought those, Miho?"
>"Still nothing on what the big crate is..."
>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

>>25231132
>TOG
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

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>>25231132

>WorldofTankery

Oh you sly fox.

>Comets or Cromwells. Ever fought those, Miho?

Let's see if your fellow tank commander's got a feel for how to fight against those British tanks.

>>25231132
>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

>>25231132
The third might be a Black Prince or a Challenger

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>>25231132
>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

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>>25231132
>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

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>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

>>25231132

AT-series?

Black Prince?

Excelsior?

Caernarveron?

>>25231132
[x] "Comets or Cromwells. Ever fought those, Miho?"
>wider than a Churchill
SUDDENLY
BLACK PRINCE
Thank god Caernarvon was post-war.

>>25231207

Or a Caernavon.

A British experimental heavy tank that was on the drawing board (that is, in development) in 1944.

WELP. That changes everything.

>>25231291
Or it could be a TOG. You never know.

>>25231265

Which one? Matilda or Churchill BP?

If it's the Churchill version, that's covered.

>>25231258
>>25231265
>>25231291
>>25231306

It's likely an Excelsior based on some simple wiki-diving.

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So why are we afraid of Cruiser tanks again?

Because we shouldn't be.

>>25231291
>ready for trials in '52
It's post-war. They can't use it.
>>25231306
Matilda is not wider than a Churchill.
>>25231329
Neither is the T14 I mean Excelsior.

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>>25231347
I'm more scared of the Matildas being these

>>25231132
>>"Comets or Cromwells. Ever fought those, Miho?"

>>25231347
Because while Black Jack is tough it's not plot armored to hell like an AC Gundam..

>>25231347
Comets and Cromwells were Cruiser tanks, and if you thought the garupans were shit shots when shooting at Tillys, imagine them trying to hit Croms and Comets going at 50+kph.

>>25231370

Excelsior width: 3.4m

Churchill width: 3.25m

Status:
[x] Told
[x] Not Told
[x] Knights of the Told Republic
[x] No Country For Told Men
[x] Toldasaurus Rex

>>25231375
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHSHIT.

Don't show that thing around here, it scares people.

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So what you're saying is that Panzer IV, Stug, and Pershing are going to carry the team. Again, always, and forever.

What else is new?

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>>25231347

They're quick, decently armed, and could really give us problems if they're used to flank our forces.

>>25231375

>88mm

OH MAN

I'M SO SCARED

Just keep the front pointed at them, which should be easy given the Matidla's maneuverability

tfw I was the one that told OP about the Little John adapter.

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>>25231421

>Two Japanese Girls
>"We're so British"

U wot, m8?

>>25231403

Matildas with the Littlejohn Adaptor?

Their normal 2pdr is scary enough. Piddly as it is.

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>>25231459

OTP

>>25231473

Darjeeling is the lewdest of the Garupans.

And we don't even have to do anything.

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>>25231486

She is pretty lewd, isn't she? She also seems more than willing to cosplay.

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>>25231403
Can't handle the elegance?

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>>25231473
No. Nope. Not even. Yukari x 75mm APCR is OTP.

>soreiron Use
welp

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>>25231518

Oh my, yes, how could I have forgotten this?

You're completely correct, my friend, thanks for reminding me.

>>25231398
>15cm
Like you can eyeball that from a distance.

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>tfw these are limited edition japan only
I would throw so much money, you have no idea

>>25231132

>"So what story was I interrupting, Yukari?"

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>>25231531

You look over at Miho. "Cruiser tanks... Ever fought one, Miho?" You ask.

She shakes her head. "Darjeeling commanded the Glorianna tank team last year and she prefers Infantry Tanks. Their last commander liked them though." She thinks for a second. "Saunders did outmaneuver them pretty badly last year, maybe she's looking to balance their lineup?"

You smile, nodding. "Cromwells aren't bad if they're used right- they're mobile and their 75mm is good." You smile to yourself. "I've seen them a couple of times- their fast but they've got no armor so even the 38t shouldn't have too much trouble taking one down if they can get a shot."

"What about Comets?" Yukari asks, suddenly very interested in what you have to say.

"They're a popular tank back home. Good mix of firepower and mobility- a bit skimpy on the armor but the High Velocity 75mm is wicked." You smile to yourself. "First tank we ever won against was a Comet." The A32 was nothing special, but the 38t would have trouble unless it got around to it's side. "The trick with either of them, I think, is going to be getting them out in the open where they can't duck into cover."

"Or getting them into tight corridors where they can't maneuver." Miho says, looking at the other end of the spectrum.

You're about to argue the point when Miho gets a call. She looks embarassed as she pulls her phone out. "I'm sorry!" She looks at the number. "It's Anzu!" She says as she answers the call.

>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."
>"What does she want?"
>Other.

>>25231765
>>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."

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>>25231765

>Other

Rip phone from her hand

Scream into "REPAINT MY FUCKING TANK, YOU WHORE OF A CUNT!"

>>25231765
>>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."

Never pass up a chance to troll Anzu.

>>25231765
Be polite with the girls (and gramps) here.
>"What does she want?"

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>>25231765

>"Or getting them into tight corridors where they can't maneuver."

Operation Kelly's Heroes, anyone?

>>25231765
x]"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."

>>25231765

>Tell her to call again later, adults are talking here

>"What does she want?"

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>>25231765

>75mm
>mfw

It's called a 17-Pounder, American.

>"What does she want?"
If it's not important:
>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."

>>25231765
"Could you ask her if she found OD green paint?"

>>25231786

Much as I don't like little girls with pigtails, we're done. Enough. We schooled her and Jack will be repainted.

And also;

>"What does she want?"

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>>25231765
>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."
TAKE THE PHONE FROM MIHO AND TELL ANZU THAT WE ARE BUSY.

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>All these people thinking they can counter-troll Anzu

This can only end in more anger.

You can't out-troll her, don't even try.

>>25231765

>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarrassing defeat."
>"What does she want?"

"If it's about repainting my tank, tell her she's got until tomorrow."

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>>25231864

>>25231835
You're the only nation in WW2 that referred to it's weapons as SOMETHING OTHER THAN the caliber of it's barrel. Christ even the Germans referred to the barrel size, even though they were the only ones to kick it up into Centimeters! The Russians even named their whole fucking assault-gun and tank-destroyer scheme after barrel size!

>>25231864

So we're supposed to date her, get into a loving relationship, marry her, have crazy monkey sex with her everyday for at least 5 years, then tell her that it was all an elaborate plan to troll her?

DAFUQ MAN.

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>>25231835
Canada here, fuck's a pound?

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>>25231877

>Asking Britain to lower itself to the level of other nations.

We OPERATE on a whole 'nother level, mate.

Not our fault if the rest of the world is playin' keep-up.

>>25231897
>We OPERATE on a whole 'nother level, mate.
Yeah, a level of "we'll just keep mass-producing the same infantry-support-only tanks for half the fucking war, because 'FUCK YOU, YOU SHOULD BE PLAYING BY OUR RULES!'"

The Cromwell, Comet, and Firefly were pretty fucking ballin', though...

>>25231765
>"Tell her we're busy trying to save her team from an embarassing defeat."

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>>25231882
There's a difference between trolling and asshole. Unfortunately, that's largely lost on a lot of people.

The difference is lies and subtlety

>>25231897
not operator enough to have your citizens own guns apparently

>>25231934
Or have locking knives. Or have pointed knives. Etc. Etc.

>>25231917

Let's be fair to the Brits, they did come up with the Firefly.

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Y'know, as much as I fetishize EMPIRE, I'd really rather be a Britaboo over here in the colonies than over there in London and/or North London.

>>25231983
Only because the Americans put a large turret on the Sherman in the first place.

>>25231983

>Come up with

"OI, WANKER, THIS YANK GUN AIN'T CUTTIN' IT"
"YEA? THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT MATE?"
"WELL, LET'S JUST TAKE THIS 17-POUNDER AND STUFF THAT FUCKER INTO THE SHERMAN TURRET"
"YOU FUCKING WANKER, WE ALREADY TRIED THAT, IT LITERALLY DOESN'T FIT"
"WELL LET'S JUST MAKE THE TURRET BIGGER"
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO SUCK A KNOB? HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, WE'RE JUST GOING TO WAIT TILL THE AMERICANS MAKE A BIGGER TURRET, WE'LL STUFF OUR GUN IN IT, THEN WE'LL CLAIM THAT WE CAME UP WITH IT ALL BY OURSELVES"
"BRILLIANT!"
"BRILLIANT!"

>>25231998

>Implying anyone WANTS to be a Londoner

Only people living in London are the poor sods who can't move away and the posh fuckers able to afford armed bodyguards.

>>25231765
>"What does she want?"

>>25232060
Well there's the bit of London that's city, the bit that's countryside, the bit that's also city, the bit that's Manchester, the bit that's full of sheepfuckers (That's the whole bit), and then there's the bit of North London that's full of mountains and men in kilts. Then there's the bit of London that's full of angry drunks with explosives.

>>25232103
Ok, that sounded lame till the last part. Drunks with explosives sounds like good entertainment for any human being.

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>>25232112
Ireland.

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>>25232103

>mfw it took me a moment to realize the joke

You cheeky wanker...

>>25231983

Also this Monstrosity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valiant_tank

>>25232127

>The sole example was retained by the School of Tank Technology after the war as a lesson to its students

Brilliant

>>25232122
So, Britland with less hoplophobia? Might be cool. What about the teeth? Or the inbreeding? I know the food is pretty solid.

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>>25232103

>the bit that's full of sheepfuckers

I don't know why, but part of me wants to say that that's Wales, even though the only real thing I know of the Welsh people is their terrifyingly incomprehensible dialect.

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>>25232127
>However, the driver was already exhausted by this time, finding that the steering levers needed his full weight to operate and that the seat, footbrake and gearlever all carried risk of physical injury in using them.

You roll your eyes. "Tell her to call back when the adults aren't busy trying to save her tank team from being made a mockery by a bunch of British Wannabes..." You suddenly realise that sentence has likely never been uttered before in the history of mankind. You smile over at Yukari.

She smiles back before asking, in a hushed tone. "So what other tanks did you fight against?"

You don't quite know how to respond. "Well... A lot of them. Mostly a lot of Sherman varients- Easy Eights, Jumbos, A4s... Lot of T-34s too, though they were never as popular..." Yukari is in rapt attention as you glance over at Miho, who's nodding and agreeing with something.

"What about German tanks?" Yukari asks.

"They're a lot more rare, but there's one team with a Panther we took down." You leave out the fact that it's crew are douchebags with more money than brains or talent. "Someone's got a Tiger, too, but they're still restoring it- German tanks are pretty rare and you don't see them often in America."

She looks a bit disappointed as Miho hangs up the phone. "Commanders' Meeting." She says. "Momo's got a strategy she wants to go over with the rest of the team for tomorrow."

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have some lewd

>>25232188
You're correct

>>25232230
Oh boy I can't wait.

>>25232188
Ah Wales! 'Tis a glorious sun graced land where the women have beautiful curly white hair. Though I'll admit that we sound funny, I often think my girlfriend sounds like a farm animal.

>>25232230
Perhaps we should ask the girls about OD green paint. This blue Pershing is an eyesore.

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>>25232230
Guess we should go to that.

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>>25232230
>Strategy
>Momo

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>>25232257

Next time on GuPQ!

>Momo has a plan.
>Powerpoint is boring.
>What the hell is the Anglerfish dance, anyway?

Girls und Panzer Quest will resume tomorrow between 5 and 6PM, PST!

Follow the Twitter for updates and schedule changes! At some point I might even get over my irrational fear of twitter and post other stuff as well!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>25232230
Onward to MLG ProStrats?

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>>25232230
We need to make sure they stick to whatever we have planned.

>>25232274
... You fuckers have a picture for everything, don't you?

Okay, how about this. PINATA CACTUS DICK.
WHAT NOW?

>>25232275
You're slowly getting better at this, BlackJack. At the very least, this thread managed to avoid another anon shouting match clusterfuck. Then again, the good stuff will probably happen tomorrow or during the match.

>>25232281
What's she riding on...?

>>25232292
It helped that nothing actually happened.
>>25232285
YOU FOOL
YOU'VE NO IDEA OF THE EVIL YOU HAVE UNLEASHED

>Momo has a plan.

Welp we're screwed.

>>25232323
Well, that too I suppose.

But hey, we didn't manage to erupt into another clusterfuck when someone mentioned the paint job again. That's always a plus.

>>25232292

Actually we were all distracted by TOG LIFE and talking about tanks to scream.

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>>25232316
A tank. She is on the hatch.

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>>25232285
Having a suitable picture for everything is actually a point of pride for me.

>Pinata cactus dicks
Well I don't have that. Have an antgirl fetish-maid.

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>>25232452
Why would you give this to me
Why
I don't
I can't
I can't
>this whole thread

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>>25232526

Whoa black betty...

>>25232739
Thread's over man.
>>25232275

>>25232783
Yes, and?

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So I started watching this show, two episodes in. Help I didn't plan to get a waifu.

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>>25232838

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>>25232838
Don't be upset, it's only nature running it course. There's a lot to like about her

>>25232838
I don't give a shit about tanks but she's cute.

My waifu wouldn't like me watching this...

>>25232944
I need to leave for work in five minutes...
...

Fuck, I'll be in my bunk.

>>25231835
No, the High Velocity and the 17pdr. were different guns. Marginally, but they were.