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I know just what you mean, sister. Whenever she is called to use her psyker abilities in service of our Emperor, she seems to do so effortlessly. Truly we are blessed by the Emperor to have her.

Keep her aware from those visiting Blood Ravens, though. I don't like the dirty looks they gave her.

>>25221138
Worry not about her strange ears. She is from a sanctioned abhuman species, and her faith in the God-Emperor is as pure as any of us.

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>>25221185
>Sisters of Battle
>psyker powers

>>25221138

So... a faithful servant of the emperor has ear inujuries? She does look like a good candidate for infiltration missions dealing with those foul Eldar.

Begin her training at once!

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Faithful servants of the Emperor, who is totally not a corpse, that is just an average imperial citizen.

Take it from me, Ned A. Ultramarine, that sister is totally legit.

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>>25222079

You! Have you seen my power armor? I just stepped out of it to take a shower, it has to be here somewhere...

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>>25222079
Bring the Golden Throne back, you thieving bastards!

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>>25222111
At least you didnt lose your helmet in their last panty raid.

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We better go tell the Commissar.

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>>25222127

Please, tell me you meant to say "pantry"...

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>>25222133

And to think I was happy when they told me we'd get a lady Commissar...

This pointy-eared bitch is completely crazy! And why is she looking at me like that?

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>>25222127
Al least you have helmets. And armor.

>>25222183

She wants your dick.

Mounted above her fireplace.

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>>25222018

I can vouch for her too.

My name is Nathan Urgle

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>>25222183
At least you don't have to work with the Eversor and his new handler. I didn't know they let mutants work that...closely with assassins. I was up all night.

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>>25221138
it's just you, ya git

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The sisters of batlle are really generous !
So many gifts...

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>>25222236
As I was saying... Bring the Golden Throne back, you thieving bastards!

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>>25222138
I did not. And let me tell you, going commando in power armor is hell.

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>>25222133
>>25222183

It could be worse, you don't want to know what our Commissar orders us to do. I was less scared when our last commissar had us take the front ranks, at least we weren't taking anything from the rear with him!

>>25222225

Hee, something fresh

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>>25222214
Same here, I'm Sam Esh, that girls totes faithful.

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>>25222455
PITIFUL HUMANS! I AM ALSO A PITIFUL HUMAN. CALLED KHORNE.

I WANT YOUR SKULLS. AS ANY PITIFUL HUMAN WANTS YOUR SKULLS.
BLOOD FOR ME.

SKULLS.

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>>25222562
Now that's motivation. Take note, men: from now on I want you all to be more like private Khorne here.

>>25222562

Khorne, darling, you really need to learn subtlety.

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DON'T MIND ME FLESH BAGS.
I'M NOT TRAZYN, THE MAGNIFICENT NECRON LEADER.
NOR THESE BLOOD RAVENS ARE NECRONS PAINTED RED.
NOR WE'RE STEALING ALL OF YOUR VARIOUS BITS.
DON'T MIND ME, I'LL JUST TAKE A STROLL AROUND.

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>>25221138

I don't know, Sister, I have the same problem with one of the Guardsmen under my charge, Trooper Vaelysil.

She's dedicated and faithful, all right, but there's something... strange... about her! Can't put my finger on it though...

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>>25221138
At least you don't have to serve with Sister Krumpfist. No one can question the fervor with which she fights, but there is something...odd about her. Especially her obsession with collecting war trophies from her foes. In the form of teeth, no less. And just last week, she tried to use these trophies as currency!

>>25223245
>Can't put my finger on it though...
yes you can, sensuously...

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>>25223301
>>25223245
IT'S OKAY MORTALS.
JUST LEND THEM TO ME.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
I'M AN INQUISITOR, LOOK HERE IS MY INQUISITORIAL UHHHH EEEE CARD-THING.

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>>25223245
Commissar, how dare you?! Trooper Varlysil is the sister of none other than the esteemed Commissarial Aide Private Marcia! Questioning such a celebrated family is career suicide!

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Fear not O faithful friend and take heart, for though your worries do you credit we are surely all children of the stars. Is not the very atoms of our flesh made from the dust of ancient stars?
She is as we are, and we, for are part are as of you. It is good that we are great, so do we all recognise the logical step that we embrace the Greater Good.

>>25223314
>Protip: Don't forget to lick your finger before you put it in her ear

Because it's her ears that are the obvious difference in the picture.

This is called a Wet Willy

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Hello, Commissar. I am a completely normal and not at all unusual Ultramarine.

How goes your day?

>>25223523
FINE THANK YOU, JUST KILLING HERETICS, AND XENOS ON OUR FINE DAY!
AND WHAT ARE YOU LOT DOING AROUND HERE, STOP MAKING FUN OF THE SANCTIONED ABHUMANS AND GET BACK TO WORK!

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>>25223523
HERESY!

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>>25223523
You can't fool us, xeno scum!

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>>25223523
FUCK YOU!

>>25222835
It will never cease to amaze me how easily Zapp Brannigan fits into Warhammer 40,000.

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>>25223590
>>25223573
>>25223551

>>25223634
LOOK, A SKULL, OBVIOUSLY A KHORNATE

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>>25223634
Oh such horrible heretic. It is a good thing another enemy of the Greater G-The glorious Emperor is dead!

>>25223813
Yes, all enemies of the greater glorious emperor should be dead.

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>>25223813
Commissar, I think this man right here might be a.....Lord of Change with a beard.

>>25223301
Maybe she was recruited from a Feral World...
They provide faithful troops for the Imperium, even if they are sometimes a little simpleton.
However, she would better visit the Sisters Hospitaller , that greenish skin may be some kind of jungle fever...

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Good evening, everyone, I'm just an innocent Space Marine out to make sure everyone's practicing their faith and growing in their belief. Who would like some fliers for the Aurelian Church of Latter Day Saints? It's a glorious holy order about surrendering your soul into the service of a greater power in order to bring about the religious unification of the galaxy and the destruction of all unbelievers. Who would like to pray with me for the death of the unfaithful?

>>25222562
at least the dreadknight is great for conversion

>>25222236
i really like this picture. no battles waging. no overall theme. just a giant dude in a suit of armor and a bionic arm

do suits of power armor lose the -10 to manual dexterity if the hands are all bionic?

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>>25223598

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>>25223598
more sense than youd think

>>25222225

they are probably the only ones that can keep up with eachother

Greetings fellow citizens, I am looking for chapter master Slash Gordon in hopes that he may be able to aid me in my search for new housing. Would any of you happen to know his current whereabouts?

>>25227091
in.your.ass.

>>25227680
And another perfectly ordinary imperial Guardsman.
What's the point of this thread?

>>25228383
That's not a man, you fool, it's a chicken!

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>>25228398

Bullshit. Now get back in formation.

>>25228398
Son you best be joking, Sgt Clucky once ripped out the throat of an Ork nob with his bare hands, so you best not go round calling him a coward because he might get offended.

>>25222261
Oh god I got just a horrible mental image of labia stuck in power armor servos

>>25228551
*tiny hatch flings open with the Airlock opening sound from Star Trek*

>>25228551

I'm a man and you left an indescribable mental image of pain upon my mind.

I congratulate you.

>>25228458
I think I was at that battle. I remember seeing a strange looking guy leap over into a ditch, stab an ork nob in the face, throttle him lifeless, and then kick him down the trench with his grenades ready to blow. It wasn't pretty. We did what had to be done. And I tried a local cuisine dish I'd not seen before, a deep fried fowl with 11 second herbs and spices. It was a good day.

>>25228898
I'm a man too, but the mental image (and pain) was so terrible I had to share it with the world.

>>25228694
the door sound from star trek is simply blowing out your nose with one nostril closed

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>>25228898
>>25228919

I'm a woman and I found the mental image arousing.

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>>25228551
i am a man. and i am indifferent to all of women's suffering

i will not comfort any women on her period because she does not comfort me when she misses it

i think child birth is a myth

>i feel i've said my part

>>25229042
>running around during combat practice
>suddenly i start feeling warm
>dunno why
>blames it on sultry canoness
>oh yea
>HAIR IS ON FIRE

>>25228551

Well, now we know the REAL reason Spess Mahrees are sterile.

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>>25228906
I hear that foul was Kroot.

>>25229150
space marines have cod pieces, and boxer briefs

>>25229301
>fowl
i wondered about kroot being edible

grox are edible, and apparently very very tasty, and are capable of bearing riders

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>>25229380
I think so. I'd try it.

>>25229413
Inquisitor Ride? What are you doing here?

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>>25221138
Now now, you know better than to tease your Sisters for their blemishes.

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>>25223551
>>25223573
>>25223590
you just killed the real ultramarine you morons

>>25230721
Ultramarines are a lie made up by Guilliman to make himself feel better about his book and how much Alpha Legion stomped his ass.

>>25230737
It would take some kind of tactical genius to convince so many people that they existed...

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>>25230721
Define real, Battle Brother.

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>>25223361
Whatever happened to those threads, anyway?

>>25221138
I see it... SHE HAS A FLEUR ON EACH PAULDRON! The sacred decree is to have a winged I on the left pauldron and ONE fleur on the right pauldron, but this foul heretic flaunts such traditions. FLAUNTS them!

Reccomend she be set on fire at once.

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>>25231141
Har har har

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>>25231268
Nothing gold can stay, anon.

>>25231299
I think you mean Hurr Hurr Hurr

>>25231299
>>25231311
Dubs twice in a row...Only a tactical Genius could pull that off! CREEEEEEEEEED!

>>25231273
Your solution to everything is to set it on fire.

Admittedly a fine solution much of the time, but not universally applicable.

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>>25230306
GOOOOOOOD MORNING! Hope I didn't wake you last night. Me and the Canoness were busy becoming "Allies" and "negotiations" were difficult at best! but we managed to "grease" things up and I managed to "press" my "advantage" all the way till it hit "home" with the canoness. after that we fucked for 3 hours

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>>25231356
Name ONE thing Fire can't solve. ONE!

>>25230721
those hands could never roll a blunt that thick or well wrapped

>>25231377
fire vs fire

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>>25231377
Uh, hi.

>>25231368
>Space Wolves
>not brutally murdering SoBs for no reason at all

>>25231410
>Lukas the Trickster
>not fucking a whole convent

>>25231426
>Space Yiffs
>Fucking anything that isnt a wolf

>>25231410
You seem to have confused Space Wolves with Grey Knights.

>>25231435
>lukas is only a bloodclaw
he is my favorite member of the space wolves. he has 1 heart the other...is a bomb

>>25231444
>Implying wolves dont do it too
They destroyed multiple ships full of SoBs just because they decided to check up on Fenris.

>>25231405
>>25231377
There you have it, but if an Avatar ever becomes a problem, just throw jelly beans at its mouth, takes just one to choke it.

>>25231465
Sounds as Mary Sue as the rest of the Chapter.

>>25231489
Blame Jervis.

>>25231481
Or breath on it extra hard.

>>25231479
Still not as bad as slaughtering untainted Sisters and then coating their armor in the Sisters blood to make themselves double immune to Chaos.

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>>25231397
What are you talking about? Fire beats fire ALL THE TIME!
>>25231405
... Ok, wait, does the plasma that Meltas spew forth count as fire? If not Fire or Plasma solves everything.

>>25231506
Actually, its worse. Especially combined with the rest of the shit the Yiffs get up to.

>>25231397
Works for California.

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Obyron! Why are all these separatists arguing with each-other?!

>>25231489
there you go again. using words you dont know

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>>25231305
Such high potential for daawww.

>>25231713
Yiffs are Sue as fuck, brosef.

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>>25231534
Even though your understanding of melta weapons is clearly flawed, the Avatar truly is a case adding more heat in any shape or form makes things worse for you.

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>>25223361
>>25231268
>>25231305
>>25231759

I remember the last thread. It's not archived on the suptg, but it should be on the foolz archive.


It ended with Marcia putting a gun to her head.

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>>25231829
Those rules are old, but FINE. I GUESS that situation would warrant dragging out the Bolters and Power Weapons.

>>25231891
>>Bolters and Power Weapons.
No, see
>>25231481
for the easiest solution.

>>25231885
Save me the trouble, did she actually do it?

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>>25231931
No. She passed out after some time in the Warp.

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>>25231759
LMK tried to give it a plot. Which was fine and all, but it wasn't what people were there for.

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>>25231931

[/spoiler]No clue. The last panel was literally Marcia holding a gun to her head, eyes squeezed shut, with an odd smile on her face.[/spoiler]

>>25231975
whew.

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>>25232002
Op came back later and said he was just fooling.

>>25231993
Not everybody can be Miko.

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>>25232036
Story could've been fine, but he took it in weird directions. Like de-aging Marcia and then giving her less screen time.

All I know is that after reading this thread I'm intrigued by a semi-joke War And More War setting where it has gone on for so long that everyone just sort of tongue-in-cheek blends together to do whatever they want while pretending it's still about xenomurder and fanaticism and not monstrously sublimated sexual tension.

please someone archive this glorious thread!

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>>25232058
It's such an adorable idea, having some hardassed Imperial servant dealing with a confused little Eldar witch in a way that doesn't involve purging.

>>25232168
This thread has been done a million times and is, on top of that, shitty.

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>>25232179
Yup, it was like an 80s montage, but with space elves and ear rubbing in between the exercising.

>>25232219
I would lick her ears.

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>>25232241
I think we all would.

>>25232268
I'd like to do more than lick her ears.
I'd like to kiss her on the cheek.

>>25231993
I find most of them creepy as fuk, but this pic does odd things to my heart.

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>>25232426
How dare you say such nasty things!
Out with you!

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>>25232426
But would you sit her in your lap and play videogames?

>>25232490
Where did that Commissar get a videogame, huh?

>>25232523
AdMech

>>25232490
Oh god yes....
Slaanesh has tainted me so....

>>25232546
And I bet he stole it from a techpriest.
Because no techpriest would give HIS VIDEOGAME to ANYONE.

>>25232490
Only if we played split screen.

>>25232168
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25221138/

>>25231397
standard practice in lightning fire is to make a counterfire.

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>all those filthy xenos and demons masquerading as Imperial citizens and soldiers

it's purgin' time!

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>>25232490

I have been sent here by the Commor... Commissariat in order to train the child. Especially "troop motivation" techniques!

>>25234426
>>25222183
>>25222133

I am deeply confused as to whether or not I'd like serving under a Dark Eldar Commissar.

>>25234821

You wouldn't, because she wouldn't like you liking it.

>>25229084
>Spaghetti falls out of pocket.

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I SHOULD Purge all of you as Heretics... But that would be too much paperwork.
So I'll just tell you all to knock it off and never do it again, alright?

>>25235765
How about we knock it off until you leave the sector?

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>>25231891
But sister, your iron armor is so cold, so... lifeless.
Come, I'll warm you up.

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>>25234006
>prayer nappy

0/10 No you ARE the heretic

>>25232019
Persona!

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>>25235765

> There will never be an Imperial Guard themed movie with Bruce Campbell as a Commissar fighting Chaos Cultists lead by Christopher Walken

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Sgt. Ripjaw here! Totally a Imperial Guard Veteran and not a foul xeno. I heard heresy! Who shall I purge next?

>>25234006
so, where's the original pic?

>>25236844
This is an original artwork by Technomancer.
Yes, he is into this.
Not his strangest work.

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>>25236857
..... I- I have no words.......

>>25236204
Get back your abhuman regiment with the other Carchara-sapiens!

>>25236898
You are new here, aren't you?

>>25236925
March

>>25236952

So yeah, you're new here. Still, Technomancer is a sick fuck that injects his fetishes into anything he does. You most commonly see his shit in threads that talk about Tau.

>>25236898
It's technomancer, resident drawfag, diaper fetishest, and all around terrible person, even by 4chan standards.

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>>25236952
Ahh, you sweet summer child.

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Well this thread was a thing.

>>25236952
Here, his DA gallery.
http://technorakel.deviantart.com/gallery/

>>25236981
Still a relatively swell guy to talk to, if you don't bitch at him about his fetishism.
I mean, I talked to him about how to optimize his drawing and he seemed pretty cool.

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>>25236952
And I hope your enjoying your stay.

>>25237025

> Still a relatively swell guy to talk to, if you don't bitch at him about his fetishism.

You must not be a woman, or he didn't know you were a woman, or women didn't come up in the conversation. He hates women, loves seeing them humiliated, enslaved, or dismembered.

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>>25237019
What is that thing you are eating? Is it a xeno?

FIRE is the correct method for dispatching xenos, novice! Hook yourself up to a Penitent Engine at once to atone for this sin!

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>>25237079

I wonder if he'd react the same to a pretender...

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>>25237019

Hey guys, whats going on in thi...
Is that a mutherfuckin' creme caramel?

>>25237079
I'm happy enough he didn't find out I'm German.

>>25237235
Puddi Puddi!

>>25237253
Giga Puddy! Mina Tabeyoooo!

>>25237079
He is just one of those people that would make the world an objectively better place by dying.

>>25237651

Normally I'd argue otherwise, mostly because people saying "objectively" is more reflecting an opinion, but yes, you're right.

>>25237249
What, why would he be butthurt about krautbros?

>>25237711

I don't think he would be, I'm pretty sure he's a Nazi. Technomancer, I mean.

>>25237711

He's an angry frenchman looking forwards to a napoleonic revance?

Or a spaniard who thinks germans are coming to get austere on his ass?

>>25237823
>Germany
>invading anything
>not just waiting till they inevitably go out of business and pulling a Greece on them

>>25237839

whaddaya think I meant by "getting austere"?

>>25237863
me no habla inglis

>>25237711
Not butthurt. Despite being der Erbfeind, this froggy is a massive Germaboo.
I'd be afraid he'd try and stick.

>>25235894
Fuck off, /d/

>>25237025
>Still a relatively swell guy to talk to
Not really. He is way too full of himself and throws a fucking fit if you say one bad thing about his work, like the fact nearly every female he draws has the same damn babyface.

>>25238926
You wish. I'm a fa/tg/uy.

>>25238926
/d/ is /tg/
Just as /tg/ is /d/, you fucking dumbass

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>>25234426
We already have that covered.

>>25238963
>>25238971
No matter how much you spam that it will never be true, /d/. You will always be a blight upon this board.

>>25238963
Also I don't get the problem. Pic is perfectly fine for all purposes of /tg/. What that armor does and does not is entirely left to the viewer.
And as the requester I inteded it as non-sexual.
So all that makes this one /d/ is your dirty imagination.

>>25239035
Newfag pls get out

>>25239045
Says the guy who want /tg/ to be /d/lite. I bet you came during the nazimod storm and thought /tg/ was literally just another porn board instead of realizing that half of that porn was just posted in protest.

As a matter of fact, not even /tg/ or /d/ has a stranglehold on all weird porn discussions. /v/ does it all the time and still has better taste than /d/.

Face it, /d/ouchebag, you're useless.

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>another fun thread ruined by board politics
Fuck all of you. Fuck the guy who started it and fuck you guys who are so insecure about how you love to shitpost your fetishes that you felt compelled to respond.

>>25239040
Which is why you used porn as a reference when you requested it. Fucking cunt.

>>25236981
>into anything he does
that's a blatant lie, though.

Only in the drawings of girls.

>>25239090
Why so mad though, did dickgirls rape your family?

>>25239090

Goddamn, lighten the fuck up. This entire thread has been jokes like that picture you accused of being /d/. If you don't like it, get the fuck out, you have 164 other threads you could be watching instead of this one. Even if there were /d/iscussion, there are 165 possible threads available on this board at one time, one thread talking about something slightly inappropriate isn't harmful to the board as a whole, and you have no reason to be asspained over it.

>>25237079
I don't hate women, I despise them. And I can interact with them about as well as with most humans. Why are you spreading lies like that?
>>25237651
I thought you guys didn't want anything to be better and worshipped mediocrity...

>>25238951
>a fit
Can you remind me when that happened?

I don't really remember it. There sure was a lot of nitpicking on my side because I want to figure out wether you're just stating your tastes or handing out actual criticism.

But I don't remember getting pissed at people if they pointed out my drawings were badly-done.

>all these smellies in the thread
>implicationifyign that it is not canon that Sisters of Battle molest choir and altar boys

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>>25239129
Yes, and?
If I wanted to have a gelatinous character, I'd resort to stuff from porn artists, too.
Doesn't make everything pornographic by association.
I don't even like living armor as a fetish.
Chill for a bit, man.

>>25239342
Just like real life, only this time the feelings are mutual!

>>25239354
>I don't even like living armor as a fetish.
Whatever you say /d/ipshit.

>>25239205
In all fairness to the whistleblower, it was a pretty shitty joke that had nothing to do with the rest of the thread. Whereas all the other ones were about mismatched people to factions, and that tentacle armor fetish one was just LOL, MUH FETUSH. He shouldn't have reacted the way he did, but the other guy is still a shithead alongside him.

>>25239460
And if it was what I get off to, what is it to you?

>>25239505
Explain. I do not follow your reasoning, I'm afraid.

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sir, we've discovered a new breed of ork capable of even more destruction!

I'm a Preacher and what the fuck is this shit ?

>>25239553
>what is it to you?
Nothing, just keep it the fuck off of /tg/ and stop shitposting here.

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It this really happening.

An argument about whether or not /tg/ is /d/-lite.

I mean really.

>>25239645
It's more like furaffinity-lite.

Monstergirls, bug-girls, dragon-girls are tolerated.

Also transgender and femdom.

the rest is not.

>>25239553
>Explain
Well shit, I didnt realize so many people literally did not understand basic comedy. The jokes behind this thread have all been mostly along the premise of X with Y faction

Eldar with SoB
Eldar with IG
Ork with SoB
DEldar as a Commissar

And so on, with the occasional followup to said jokes.

This post >>25235894, on the other hand had no inherent comedic twist to it. It was just LEL, TENTACLES ARE TORN, THIS MAEKS THEM INHERENTLY FUNNAY and really, if you read it, it sounds more like a pathetic attempt at erp than any actual joke. Really, the only comedy to be had is when people its NOT meant to be a fetish post when everything so clearly points to the contrary.

>>25239689
There aren't even tentacles in the picture.

>>25239197
>did dickgirls rape your family?
Not that other guy, but anybody who tries to use this shitty little strawman should be castrated. Did X rape you/your family is as intellectually shallow as trying to compare things to Hitler.

>>25239685
Those are standards, yeah, but consider all the other stuff that comes with tabletop. Mind-control, imprisonment/bondage (which leads into slavery/domination/rape), tentacles, the aforementioned living/parasitic/nonliving but stimulating armor, and literally anything the DM is into that he doesn't feel like keeping a lid on at the moment.

>>25239713
Yes, but it's fun to call him an idiot.

This thread has been infected by the ghost of Jim Profit, I say we set it on fire to be safe.

>>25239744
That never gets discussed on /tg/ without sagefags coming out of the woodwork or assholes derailing the thread.

>>25239685
Trannies are far from tolerated on here.

>>25239708
Theres some wriggling around near her tits. Regardless, the whole point of the post and pictures was to be pornographic in nature, which is shit tier comedy and doesn't exactly fit with this thread which was my whole point.

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>>25239713

>>25239748
And when you make yourself look like an idiot by doing so, he actually looks smarter for it.

>>25239811
If that's what you believe then go ahead and feel smarter.

>>25239777
They very much are, if their fetish is presented in a thinly-veiled sci-fi or fantasy manner. About wizards transforming people and shit.

>>25239766
I would like to see the leaps in logic that this opinion entails.
I mean fuck. Do you really think that the people saging are only on /tg/ because of that thread or something? Or that a derail that goes away from fetish stuff is caused by "assholes," and not regular /tg/ posters?

>>25239863

Some fetishes (especially mind-control) tend to get /tg/'s knots in a twist, and get shitposted to deletion in record time.

>>25239849
I think you're both dispshits.

>>25239857
Which are all shouted down and when someone wrote a story about a tranny dryad thing he actually got banned for it and every thread its broached in gets derailed into social justice shit.

You aren't the best board, /tg/. In fact I'd say you're the worst board.

You get angry over pointless shit and start spreading slander and accusations at the drop of a hat, like most fast boards, but unlike them, you lack the experience and maturity to make it ironic or to realize the stupidity of it all. You cultivate wackiness as if it was endearing, you act extremely defensive about everything, you insist that everything you don't like is linked to any of the most benign features of this board.

/v/ is better than you.

Can we please get back to discussing funny stuff and sexy stuff relating to xeno infiltrators?

>>25239895
So if it regularly causes shitstorms, logically that would meant that a portion of /tg/'s long-term userbase is actually opposed to the idea, right?

>>25239895

Mind-control is an objectively shitty fetish though and you should feel bad for having it.

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>>25239980
Same with dickgirls.

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>>25239958

Hello, gue'la. Have you heard of the Greater Good?

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>>25239923
Isn't that what /lgbt/ is actually -for-? Not to offer a place to discuss it, but to serve as a quarantine so mods can say "your post belongs in /lgbt/" when they lock/delete/ban?

Also, slavegirls are best fetish. <3

>>25240000
Damn right, mister quadman.

>>25240032
Yeah, pretty much, but this was before /lgbt/.

And no, slavery is disgusting.

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>>25240000

Dickgirls are different. They're there with other bodily deformities like furry or inflation fetishes

>>25239999
Last time I saw him, he was selling time-shares to the Comorraugh, then he said something about "Those damn jew-elves not cleaning up the place" before grabbing a group and heading to go deal with some sort of landlord issue. I think he said he was going to get some sub-prime stuff done near Tallarn later, though.

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>>25240058
I agree, in terms of its IRL reality.

But in terms of fantasy, nothing's better than a slavegirl.

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>>25240093
Shut up, Hayek.
Nobody ever liked you.
I say dickgirls are great and the free world will lose no time to agree.

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>>25234006
Is...Is she wearing a diaper?

>>25240291

Technomancer drew it, you shouldn't be surprised.

>>25240268

You are gravely mistaken, old friend, but you will see the error of your ways when "her" tool explodes into your throat and you'll find yourself suffocating and drowning in flood of her worthless seed.

>>25240268
I'm in a really weird place with dickgirls. I'm straight as a board, and find the male form actively repulsive. But I'm also a sadist/dom, and the idea of a woman having so vulnerable, obvious, uniquely shaped, and unhidable an erogenous zone (one that I already know how to work with, no less) is undeniably tantalizing.

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>>25240323
That's odd. I've been on /tg/ for 2 years, and I've never heard of him.

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>>25240355
>implying that's not what I like her for

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>>25239342
Exactly where does it say that SoB's molest choir and altar boys?

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>>25240358
Hey Slaanesh, what's goodie?

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>>25240374
DEY DO WOT TO BOYZ

>>25240410
Theyburn them so they can't spore.

>>25240358
Shut up technomancer

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>>25240370

Oh. Oh well.

>absolutely disgusting.png

To each his own I suppose. Here's to you.

>>25240358
Congratulation, you are a straight male.
No, really. Liking girls with dicks is a pretty normal thing.
For the reasons you listed.
Chicks are hot and dicks are as simple as they are graphically impressive and familiar.

>>25240530
>implying getting squirted into your mouth by your girl wasn't awesome, dick or no.

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>>25240453
WELL, DEN I MOLESTED A PACK OF 'UMIES YESTERDAY.

>>25240362
you were one year too late

>>25240459
But I'm fine with dickgirls. Their dicks don't look male, usually. So it's fine.

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>>25240696
>Don't look male
Hey /tg/, look out. We got Cock Expert, PhD in the building.

>>25240733
I think you're find his name's Dick. Dick Mystery.

>>25240696
>Their dicks don't look male, usually
What would you tag a female cock as, Imean seriously, I have no idea how to interpret this sentence

>>25240696
How are their dicks girly-looking?
They look the same to me.
Or do you mean clit dicks?

>>25240733
There are some hermaphrodites who have an enlarged clitoris that is like a penis but with no glans or foreskin.
Might qualify.

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Me accidentally derailing this thread led to a nice discussion. Who would have thought?

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>>25240841

>clit dicks

Stop raping me, femanon!

>>25240903
Except for it didnt. This is a shitty conversation we have had a million times.

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My reaction to this thread, and the action I am taking.

>>25240937
I guess that's just like your opinion man, there is the door anon.

>>25240777
>>25240733
>>25240777

they're plump, they're very soft-looking, they're smooth, they're not hairy.

>>25241100

That's not girly, that's asian.

I wonder why...

>>25241142
Because Asians are girly. South Koreans especially.

>>25241100
Unless its radiohead and they are two meters long, have balls of a 50cm diameter and a urethra you can penetrate with a normal-sized dick.