WE'RE MAKING A WARHAMMER FANTASY CHARACTERGET THE FUCK IN HERE AND ROLL A d4
Rolled 2>>25044377Eh, why not?
>>25044459Congratulations, you are an Elf, you snobby treefucker, you.Now for stats; we need 2d10 eight times. Split that up amongst yourselves if you like, I'll take the first eight rolls.
Rolled 9, 1 = 10>>25044586
Rolled 6, 3 = 9>>25044586
Rolled 3, 10 = 13>>25044586
Rolled 7, 10 = 17>>25044586
Rolled 4, 9 = 13text entered
Rolled 6, 7 = 13>>25044586
Rolled 5, 1 = 6>>25044586
Rolled 2, 6 = 8>>25044586Last one?
>>25044823Yep.30 WS39 BS33 S37 T43 AG33 INT26 WP28 FELNow, as Shallya looks with mercy upon you, you may change one of your stats to the average (31 for most stats). I would recommend Willpower, but it's up to you. You could also bump up your Ballistics to 41, Fellowship to 31, etc.
>>25044867Willpower's fine with me.
>>25044867Bump dat will.
>>25044867Bump will, fellowship is useless because no one likes elves anyway.
>>25044917I see you have played WFRP before.Now, one of the most important rolls: 1d10 to determine your starting wounds. Pray you do not roll poorly.
Rolled 4>>25044957Nice 1d1, faggot.
>>25044957amusing>>25044988That's a step better, at least. You get 10 starting wounds.Another 1d10 for starting Fate Points. THis one is REAAAALLY crucial.
Rolled 8>>25045020>inb4 1
>>25045053>>25045064neatToo bad 5-10 is all the same. You start with 2 Fate Points.Unfortunately, only Humans and Halflings get to roll on the Random Talents Table; you still get a choice, though.Aethyric Attunement (+10% to tests for Channeling and Magic Sense)orSpecialist Weapon Group (Longbow) (Durrr)andCoolheaded (+5% Permanent WP)orSavvy (+5% Permanent INT)
>>25045148>Aethyric Attunement (+10% to tests for Channeling and Magic Sense)>Coolheaded (+5% Permanent WP)No idea what's what, so let's just go with this.
>>25045180Channeling and Magic Sense are wizardy skills
>>25045148Aethyric Attunement (+10% to tests for Channeling and Magic Sense)Savvy (+5% Permanent INT)
Rolled 2>>25045148Longbow, gotta put that 39 BS to use.Coin flipping for the other one.
Votes seem to be going for Aethyric Attunement and Savvy, so we'll go with those. Hope you end up as a wizard or something.Here's the big one; Starting Career. I'll give you guys three rolls, and let you pick from amongst them
>>25045305What die size?
Rolled 59>>25045337Well then.
Rolled 96>>25045305here we go
>>25045180>we psyker now
>>25045361>>25045362>>2504536959 - Rogue32 - Kithband Warrior96 - VagabondI'll answer any questions about those. I'll also let you change your decisions for those Talents if you like.
>>25045417Rover/wanderer/nomad/vagaband/call it what you will, but the third one. Where we lay our head will be home.
Rolled 31>>25045417let's go with vagabond
>>25045417What is a Kithband Warrior, and how is a Rogue necessarily different from a Vagabond?
>mfw this thread
I'm going to save time and just post each career. Here's Vagabond.>>25045492I KNOW RIGHT ISN'T THIS THE BEST GAME OF ALL GAMES EVER
>>25045527>Play as a literal murder hobo.
>>25045527Question being men, Chav Elf, Romeny Elf, or Slav Elf?
>>25045527YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT MY FRIEND
>>25045492>>25045527>>25045547>>25045557Definitely Kithband, btw
>>25045557Kithband all the way.
>>25045557Ah, man, kithband warrior sounds pretty ballin', but I'm gonna have to go with this >>25045527Should probably take the longbow specialty either way instead of that shitty spellcasting talent.
>>25045576>>25045597Thirded as the anon who rolled kithband.
>>25045625Fourthed. Kithband sounds cool.
Kithband Warrior it is, and I'll replace Aethyric Attunement with Longbow training, because AHURRDURRDURRRROK all that shit I said before was bullshit, THIS is the most important roll, hands downWill you be (1) Waifu or (2) Husbandod2 niggas
Rolled 2>>25045674Hoping for manliness
Rolled 2>>25045674i'll bite
>>25045696>>25045698Looks like we're a grizzled shota elf slav warrior bishounen.
>Playing the 2nd worst version of the game.1st Edition is best edition.
>>25045733And apparently I can't into d2s
>>25045696>>25045698Isha has seen fit to gift you with a dangalang. Lucky you.Now for your name. d100, three times.
>>25045711Okay, grizzled slav warriors and shota elf bishounen make sense. Those two things combined is some kind of unholy abomination.
Rolled 1>>25045723>>25045733>>25045751It's "dice+1d2".
Rolled 1>>25045751>>25045769I put rollI'm tired
Rolled 75>>25045766Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich
>>25045750I respect your opinion.
>>25045778>>25045783>>25045791Your name is Illrybar. Could be worse.Care for a surname? Roll another 1d100.
>>25045830Also, as a Kithband Warrior, you need to choose between these Talents:Marksman (Permanent +5% Ballistics)orRover (+10% on Concealment and Silent Move tests in rural locations)andRapid Reload (Reload time cut in half)orWarrior Born (Permanent +5% Weapon Skill, this is melee)>>25045835>>25045840>>25045849Goldenbrook, Hawkhelm, and Gladheart, respectively
>>25045875Rover and Warrior born.Also hawkhelm, hopefully it comes with an actual hawkhelm.
>>25045875RoverRapid Reload (does this apply to bows? if not, the other one)Hawkhelm
>>25045875Rapid Reload and Marksman seem to synergize well.Hawkhelm sounds cool. The other two sound gay.
Rolled 54>>25045875As the roller of Gladheart, I vote Hawkhelm
Rolled 52>>25045875>Marksman (Permanent +5% Ballistics)>Rapid Reload (Reload time cut in half)
>>25045916hurp, diceAlso, rover, rapid reload
Rapid Reload it is, but you guys are split on Rover/Marksman
>>25045958Rover, I like to be predator.
Rover it is.Now I need three different 1d10, and two different d100
Rolled 41>>25046008oh boy here we go
Rolled 100>>25046008Rolling d100
Rolled 2>>25046022Well fuck.
>>25046022Oh sweet merciful Sigmar, I hope that's good.
Markself, if you're taking rapid reload, then you might as well be good at shootan.
>>25046014You are 5'11">>25046015125 lbs>>25046021Brown Hair>>25046022Your Distinguishing Mark is Strange Colored Eyes. Ooooooh.>>25046030Which invalidates this roll (Eye color - light brown)To fit in with your lineage as a Hawkhelm, your eyes are a brilliant yellow-gold. People give you real weird fucking looks for this - then remember you're an Elf, and mutter under their breath.Nest rolls in next post.
This time I need two 1d10 rolls and three d100s. These ones are a little more interesting.
>>25046085Maybe we should have chosen Warrior Born...
>>25046132You have two siblings>>25046138You were born under the starsign of Gnuthus the Ox, the sign of Dutiful Service>>25046140You were born in a small settlement>>25046144In the Reikwald Forest>>25046150And you are 70 years oldNow for perhaps the most fun roll. When you were born, a wise woman threw the bones and portended your future, and FORETOLD YOUR DOOOOOM! Roll a single d100 to find out how you will DIE
Rolled 67>>25046225wee hee
Rolled 65>>25046225Rolling for DOOM
Rolled 17>>25046225Beaten to death by a mime.
Rolled 36>>25046225In bed, probably with someone else's wife.
The wise woman spake:"The darkest rot will eat thee!"And she keeled over dead. No joke, my sister's boyfriend's cousin told me so.More to come.
Rolled 61>>25046302That sounds.....bad
>>25046302Ah fuck.It's syphilis, isn't it?
>>25046302Calling it, we will drown in a septic tank.
Now, as a brand new character, you get a single free Buy Up. This means you effectively get 100 XP to spend, which can net you a %5 increase in available stats according to your Career, any of the Kithband Warrior's skills, any of the Talents you didn't take (Marksman, Warrior Born), or a Wound.>>25045557Link for your reference.
>>25046342Consumed by Pride!
Rolled 87>>25045557I vote take warrior born or marksman so we can fuck some shit up
>>25046346brb, grabbing snacks and shit while you folks deliberate.
>>25046346Gotta have that concealment.
>>25046346Marksman. We have somewhat low wounds, so taking Warrior Born wouldn't really make sense.
Rolled 58>>25046346BS+5% sniping is great
Rolled 98>>25046407>>25046378Take the talent version, it might be a prereq for shit we want later
>>25046427..Ya know, if this was an actual game
>>25046434What are you trying to say, anon?
>>25046434>implyingThe general consensus seems to be more Ballistics Skill, so I'll write down Marksman.No for some DM fiat. Roll a d100.
Rolled 46>>25046549Wonder what this could be for?
Rolled 3>>25046562>>25046566>>25046567>>25046571To decide which one of these to use...
>>25046585Well wellYou keep in your possession the prized Ilithilmar helm of your lineage, the Hawkhelm. Formed from the fabled elven starmetal and smithed in the shaped of a fearsome hawk's head, it provides 4 AP for your head.Due to your fantastic roll (had ten degrees, 1-10, 11-20, and so on), it gets even better. Not only is it in excellent condition, but an elven Archmage once stopped at your settlement; a horde of Beastmen attacked during his stay, and you personally defended him from a Bray Shaman. To show his thanks, he laid a powerful enchantment on the helm. When worn by an Elf, it confers a +10% Perception bonus to the wearer.
Rolled 5>>25046690pimp helm get
>>25046707>>25046708Yeah until you lose it and bring dishonor upon your famiryI'll record all this on an actual character sheet, but here's Illrybar's stats:Illrybar Hawkhelm~THE DARKEST ROT WILL EAT THEE~Elf70 years old5'11"125lbsBrown HairYellow-gold colored eyesTwo siblingsStarsign - Gnuthus the Ox, Sign of Dutiful ServiceSmall settlement in the Reikwald Forest30 WS44 BS33 S37 T43 AG38 INT31 WP28 FEL10/10 Wounds2/2 Fate PointsSKILLSCommon Knowledge (Elves)Speak Language (Eltharin)Speak Language (Reikspiel)TALENTSSavvyMarksmanExcellent Vision - +10% sight based Perception testsNight Vision - Can see in natural darkness up to 30 yardsSWG LongbowRapid ReloadRover - +10% on Concealment and Silent Move tests in rural locations)EQUIPMENTElfbow75 Enc, d10+3, Range 36/72, Reload Half, ARMOUR PIERCINGHand WeaponDaggerLeather Jack+1 AP to Body and ArmsHawkhelm+4 AP to Head, +10% Perception
Not sure how many folks are still around, but I might actually do some work on a little story. Keep an eye out for HAWKHELM QUEST, I suppose.Indeed, the darkest rot cometh
>>25046824Well, I stopped reading quest a while ago, but the setting promises hilarity.
>>25046824I look forward to it. Illrybar Hawkhelm is pretty cool guy. He fights beastmen and doesn't afraid of anything.
Rolled 32>>25046824It'll probably end really quickly, cause warhamsI hype