Rolled 2

>>25044377
Eh, why not?

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>>25044459
Congratulations, you are an Elf, you snobby treefucker, you.

Now for stats; we need 2d10 eight times. Split that up amongst yourselves if you like, I'll take the first eight rolls.

Rolled 9, 1 = 10

>>25044586

Rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>25044586

Rolled 3, 10 = 13

>>25044586

Rolled 7, 10 = 17

>>25044586

Rolled 4, 9 = 13

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Rolled 6, 7 = 13

>>25044586

Rolled 5, 1 = 6

>>25044586

Rolled 2, 6 = 8

>>25044586
Last one?

>>25044823
Yep.

30 WS
39 BS
33 S
37 T
43 AG
33 INT
26 WP
28 FEL

Now, as Shallya looks with mercy upon you, you may change one of your stats to the average (31 for most stats). I would recommend Willpower, but it's up to you. You could also bump up your Ballistics to 41, Fellowship to 31, etc.

>>25044867
Willpower's fine with me.

>>25044867
Bump dat will.

>>25044867
Bump will, fellowship is useless because no one likes elves anyway.

>>25044917
I see you have played WFRP before.

Now, one of the most important rolls: 1d10 to determine your starting wounds. Pray you do not roll poorly.

Rolled 1

>>25044948

Rolled 4

>>25044957
Nice 1d1, faggot.

>>25044957
amusing

>>25044988
That's a step better, at least. You get 10 starting wounds.

Another 1d10 for starting Fate Points. THis one is REAAAALLY crucial.

Rolled 8

>>25045020

Rolled 8

>>25045020
>inb4 1

>>25045053
>>25045064
neat

Too bad 5-10 is all the same. You start with 2 Fate Points.

Unfortunately, only Humans and Halflings get to roll on the Random Talents Table; you still get a choice, though.

Aethyric Attunement (+10% to tests for Channeling and Magic Sense)
or
Specialist Weapon Group (Longbow) (Durrr)

and

Coolheaded (+5% Permanent WP)
or
Savvy (+5% Permanent INT)

>>25045148
>Aethyric Attunement (+10% to tests for Channeling and Magic Sense)
>Coolheaded (+5% Permanent WP)
No idea what's what, so let's just go with this.

>>25045180
Channeling and Magic Sense are wizardy skills

>>25045148
Aethyric Attunement (+10% to tests for Channeling and Magic Sense)
Savvy (+5% Permanent INT)

Rolled 2

>>25045148
Longbow, gotta put that 39 BS to use.

Coin flipping for the other one.

>>25045148
longbow

coolheaded

Votes seem to be going for Aethyric Attunement and Savvy, so we'll go with those. Hope you end up as a wizard or something.

Here's the big one; Starting Career. I'll give you guys three rolls, and let you pick from amongst them

>>25045305
What die size?

>>25045327
derp

d100

Rolled 59

>>25045337
Well then.

Rolled 32

>>25045305

Rolled 96

>>25045305
here we go

>>25045180
>we psyker now

>>25045361
>>25045362
>>25045369

59 - Rogue
32 - Kithband Warrior
96 - Vagabond

I'll answer any questions about those. I'll also let you change your decisions for those Talents if you like.

>>25045417
Rover/wanderer/nomad/vagaband/call it what you will, but the third one. Where we lay our head will be home.

Rolled 31

>>25045417
let's go with vagabond

>>25045417
What is a Kithband Warrior, and how is a Rogue necessarily different from a Vagabond?

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>mfw this thread

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I'm going to save time and just post each career. Here's Vagabond.

>>25045492
I KNOW RIGHT ISN'T THIS THE BEST GAME OF ALL GAMES EVER

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>>25045527
Rogue

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>>25045547

>>25045527
>Play as a literal murder hobo.

>>25045527
Question being men, Chav Elf, Romeny Elf, or Slav Elf?

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>>25045527

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT MY FRIEND

>>25045492
>>25045527
>>25045547
>>25045557
Definitely Kithband, btw

>>25045557
Kithband all the way.

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>>25045569

>>25045557
Ah, man, kithband warrior sounds pretty ballin', but I'm gonna have to go with this >>25045527

Should probably take the longbow specialty either way instead of that shitty spellcasting talent.

>>25045576
>>25045597
Thirded as the anon who rolled kithband.

>>25045625
Fourthed. Kithband sounds cool.

Kithband Warrior it is, and I'll replace Aethyric Attunement with Longbow training, because AHURRDURRDURRRR

OK all that shit I said before was bullshit, THIS is the most important roll, hands down

Will you be (1) Waifu or (2) Husbando

d2 niggas

Rolled 2

>>25045674

Hoping for manliness

Rolled 2

>>25045674
i'll bite

>>25045696
>>25045698
Looks like we're a grizzled shota elf slav warrior bishounen.

>>25045674
Waifu

>>25045723
fuck

>Playing the 2nd worst version of the game.

1st Edition is best edition.

>>25045733
And apparently I can't into d2s

>>25045696
>>25045698
Isha has seen fit to gift you with a dangalang. Lucky you.

Now for your name. d100, three times.

>>25045711
Okay, grizzled slav warriors and shota elf bishounen make sense. Those two things combined is some kind of unholy abomination.

Rolled 1

>>25045723
>>25045733
>>25045751
It's "dice+1d2".

Rolled 51

>>25045766

Rolled 1

>>25045751
>>25045769
I put roll

I'm tired

Rolled 75

>>25045766
Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich

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>>25045750

I respect your opinion.

Rolled 4

>>25045766

Rolled 56

>>25045766

Rolled 28

>>25045766

>>25045778
>>25045783
>>25045791
Your name is Illrybar. Could be worse.

Care for a surname? Roll another 1d100.

Rolled 33

>>25045830
Illrybarovich

Rolled 58

>>25045830

Rolled 30

>>25045830

>>25045830
Also, as a Kithband Warrior, you need to choose between these Talents:

Marksman (Permanent +5% Ballistics)
or
Rover (+10% on Concealment and Silent Move tests in rural locations)

and

Rapid Reload (Reload time cut in half)
or
Warrior Born (Permanent +5% Weapon Skill, this is melee)

>>25045835
>>25045840
>>25045849
Goldenbrook, Hawkhelm, and Gladheart, respectively

>>25045875

Rover and Warrior born.

Also hawkhelm, hopefully it comes with an actual hawkhelm.

>>25045875
marksman
rapid reload
hawkhelm

>>25045875
Rover
Rapid Reload (does this apply to bows? if not, the other one)

Hawkhelm

>>25045875
Rapid Reload and Marksman seem to synergize well.

Hawkhelm sounds cool. The other two sound gay.

Rolled 54

>>25045875
As the roller of Gladheart, I vote Hawkhelm

Rolled 52

>>25045875
>Marksman (Permanent +5% Ballistics)
>Rapid Reload (Reload time cut in half)

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>>25045916
Good man.

>>25045916
hurp, dice

Also, rover, rapid reload

Rapid Reload it is, but you guys are split on Rover/Marksman

>>25045958

Rover, I like to be predator.

>>25045958
MARKSMAN.

>>25045958
Rober

>>25045970
This

Rover it is.

Now I need three different 1d10, and two different d100

Rolled 5

>>25046008

Rolled 41

>>25046008
oh boy here we go

Rolled 8

>>25046008

Rolled 100

>>25046008

Rolling d100

Rolled 65

>>25046008

Rolled 5

>>25046008

Rolled 2

>>25046022
Well fuck.

>>25046022

Oh sweet merciful Sigmar, I hope that's good.

Markself, if you're taking rapid reload, then you might as well be good at shootan.

>>25046014
You are 5'11"

>>25046015
125 lbs

>>25046021
Brown Hair

>>25046022
Your Distinguishing Mark is Strange Colored Eyes. Ooooooh.

>>25046030
Which invalidates this roll (Eye color - light brown)
To fit in with your lineage as a Hawkhelm, your eyes are a brilliant yellow-gold. People give you real weird fucking looks for this - then remember you're an Elf, and mutter under their breath.


Nest rolls in next post.

This time I need two 1d10 rolls and three d100s. These ones are a little more interesting.

Rolled 7

>>25046122

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>>25046085

Maybe we should have chosen Warrior Born...

Rolled 20

>>25046122

Rolled 7

>>25046122

Rolled 93

>>25046122

d100

Rolled 41

>>25046122

Rolled 23

>>25046122

>>25046132
You have two siblings

>>25046138
You were born under the starsign of Gnuthus the Ox, the sign of Dutiful Service

>>25046140
You were born in a small settlement

>>25046144
In the Reikwald Forest

>>25046150
And you are 70 years old
Now for perhaps the most fun roll. When you were born, a wise woman threw the bones and portended your future, and FORETOLD YOUR DOOOOOM! Roll a single d100 to find out how you will DIE

Rolled 67

>>25046225
wee hee

Rolled 65

>>25046225

Rolling for DOOM

Rolled 79

>>25046225

Rolled 17

>>25046225
Beaten to death by a mime.

Rolled 36

>>25046225
In bed, probably with someone else's wife.

The wise woman spake:

"The darkest rot will eat thee!"

And she keeled over dead. No joke, my sister's boyfriend's cousin told me so.


More to come.

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Rolled 61

>>25046302
That sounds.....bad

>>25046302
Ah fuck.

It's syphilis, isn't it?

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>>25046302

Calling it, we will drown in a septic tank.

Now, as a brand new character, you get a single free Buy Up. This means you effectively get 100 XP to spend, which can net you a %5 increase in available stats according to your Career, any of the Kithband Warrior's skills, any of the Talents you didn't take (Marksman, Warrior Born), or a Wound.

>>25045557
Link for your reference.

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>>25046342
Consumed by Pride!

Rolled 87

>>25045557
I vote take warrior born or marksman so we can fuck some shit up

>>25046346
brb, grabbing snacks and shit while you folks deliberate.

>>25046346
Gotta have that concealment.

>>25046346
BS +5%

>>25046346
Marksman. We have somewhat low wounds, so taking Warrior Born wouldn't really make sense.

Rolled 58

>>25046346
BS+5%

sniping is great

Rolled 98

>>25046407
>>25046378
Take the talent version, it might be a prereq for shit we want later

>>25046427
..Ya know, if this was an actual game

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>>25046434

What are you trying to say, anon?

>>25046434
>implying

The general consensus seems to be more Ballistics Skill, so I'll write down Marksman.

No for some DM fiat. Roll a d100.

Rolled 46

>>25046549
Wonder what this could be for?

Rolled 75

>>25046549

Rolled 7

>>25046549

Rolled 53

>>25046549

Rolled 3

>>25046562
>>25046566
>>25046567
>>25046571
To decide which one of these to use...

>>25046585
ohno.png

>>25046585
Well well

You keep in your possession the prized Ilithilmar helm of your lineage, the Hawkhelm. Formed from the fabled elven starmetal and smithed in the shaped of a fearsome hawk's head, it provides 4 AP for your head.

Due to your fantastic roll (had ten degrees, 1-10, 11-20, and so on), it gets even better. Not only is it in excellent condition, but an elven Archmage once stopped at your settlement; a horde of Beastmen attacked during his stay, and you personally defended him from a Bray Shaman. To show his thanks, he laid a powerful enchantment on the helm. When worn by an Elf, it confers a +10% Perception bonus to the wearer.

>>25046690

Fuck yes.

Rolled 5

>>25046690
pimp helm get

>>25046707
>>25046708
Yeah until you lose it and bring dishonor upon your famiry

I'll record all this on an actual character sheet, but here's Illrybar's stats:

Illrybar Hawkhelm

~THE DARKEST ROT WILL EAT THEE~

Elf

70 years old
5'11"
125lbs
Brown Hair
Yellow-gold colored eyes

Two siblings
Starsign - Gnuthus the Ox, Sign of Dutiful Service
Small settlement in the Reikwald Forest


30 WS
44 BS
33 S
37 T
43 AG
38 INT
31 WP
28 FEL

10/10 Wounds

2/2 Fate Points


SKILLS

Common Knowledge (Elves)
Speak Language (Eltharin)
Speak Language (Reikspiel)


TALENTS

Savvy
Marksman
Excellent Vision - +10% sight based Perception tests
Night Vision - Can see in natural darkness up to 30 yards
SWG Longbow
Rapid Reload
Rover - +10% on Concealment and Silent Move tests in rural locations)


EQUIPMENT

Elfbow
75 Enc, d10+3, Range 36/72, Reload Half, ARMOUR PIERCING

Hand Weapon

Dagger

Leather Jack
+1 AP to Body and Arms

Hawkhelm
+4 AP to Head, +10% Perception

Not sure how many folks are still around, but I might actually do some work on a little story. Keep an eye out for HAWKHELM QUEST, I suppose.

Indeed, the darkest rot cometh

>>25046824

Well, I stopped reading quest a while ago, but the setting promises hilarity.

>>25046824
I look forward to it. Illrybar Hawkhelm is pretty cool guy. He fights beastmen and doesn't afraid of anything.

Rolled 32

>>25046824
It'll probably end really quickly, cause warhams


I hype