Merlin, for her part, without looking at you, picks up enough of the letters to clear a small space next to you, and sits down, burying her head in your side. Ice grins over at you, and Slider leans across the back of the couch.

“So, Merlin, who's Kenji?” You hear her ask, as you continue passing out the mail. Merlin doesn't respond, instead hugging you- her typical response to not wanting to deal with something.

“Last two are for you, boss.” You say, handing them to her over Merlin's head. Her grin fades a bit as she looks at the return addresses.

“Hey, Raich? These are those letters we were waiting on. Wanna come up to the office for a minute?” She says. Slider looks over at her. “Damn, already? Yeah, ok. I'll ask Samantha who this Kenji is later.”

You watch the two of them head upstairs with more than a bit of passing interest. As much as you get the gut feeling those letters somehow involve you and Merlin, you still have to talk to Merlin herself about what happened up there- and Nixon is still waiting on a response from you.

[] Go see what those letters are about.
[] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.
[] Oh no. You're not getting out of it that easily. Merlin, Who's this Kenji? And why's he writing you?
[] other! (write in)

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters were about.
But as we go, turn to Merlin an let her know she's not getting out of the letter game that easily.

[] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck. >>24961666

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.

i bet stal(k)inka inbound though

[] other! (write in)
Check our letters

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>>24961678
>[x] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.
Those letters are probably related to us and Merlin but we can interrogate Ice or Slider later...after we interrogate Merlin about Who's Kenji.

Best Night of the week even-though I'm sweating balls.

>>24961720
second

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.

>>24961678
>[x] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck after reading our letters.

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.

But man, we need to tease on her new boyfriend later.

>>24961678
>[x] spend rest of thread attached to Merlin

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.

Crazy Yandere Russian incoming.

>>24961678
>[] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.

>>24961678
[] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.
From what Ice said, breaking previously held limits happens to Witches, and its always scary as Hell.

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.

>>24961678
[] Go see what those letters are about.

[x] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.

>Kenji
He had better be related to Sean as it woudln't do for he to date some doormat of a geek.

well I cant log in to star trek online sooo

>>24961678
>[x] Oh no. You're not getting out of it that easily. Merlin, Who's this Kenji? And why's he writing you?

Just released something, in universe was there a 'Top Gun' flim?
>>24962048
>He had better be related to Sean
But of course.

>>24962064
>released
Realized*

>>24962061
same here...I want to make my Romulin

>>24961678
>[] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.
def need to do this before she runs away again.

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.

>>24962122
This, then the Kenji matter as unless we go about actively doing it, it will never get done with all the crazy russians, crazy shark twins, etc.

>>24961678

[X] Merlin and I need to sort this thing out. Let's go talk out on the deck.

Our little sister has a boyfriend?? Oh, the Witches grow up so fast....

>>24962204
we must get the shotgun

>>24962244
Sliders got two, she will surely share.

>>24962244
>>24962273

It might be a little premature. Kenji may be just another no-hope otaku geek living in his parents' basement.

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>>24962324

>>24962324
All the reason to get a shotgun.

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>>24962357

>>24962324

That's an argument that favors introducing him to Slider's shotgun.

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>>24962460

>>24962503

Or a flight in the passenger seat while we reenact our moves from Tanana

>>24962357
I always wanted to ask where that guy is from

>>24962552

That's Kenji from Katawa Shoujo

>>24961678
>[] Go see what those letters are about.
[] Oh no. You're not getting out of it that easily. Merlin, Who's this Kenji? And why's he writing you?

>>24962552
katawa shoujo, some vn /a/ made.

started not bad but the furter in the story the more meh it becomes

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[x] Go see what those letters are about.

You're torn. On the one hand, your curiosity is scream at you, telling you need to know what's in those letters that Ice and Slider are discussing.

On the other hand, you're protective instinct and duty as aircraft commander are both telling you that you need to talk to Merlin about the incident a few days ago, and get that sorted out. Nixon is no doubt anxious for a response.

Finally, you settle for a middle ground. If there's anyone you want around when you're trying to tell Merlin you're not mad at her, it'll be those two. Well, those two or Katya, but she's crashed up in the bedrooms- aggressor duty is running her ragged more than combat was. Of course, you're also pretty sure not even she can rack up the flight hours she is and not start to show it. Rumor has it she's been up on almost every hop, plus her classroom time on the ground. Hell, she's hardly been around the house, though she's buzzed it a couple times on the way back from a hop.

“C'mon Merlin,” You say, patting her on the back. “Let's go see if those letters are about us.”

Merlin doesn't respond, and instead just crawls around your back, waiting for a piggy-back ride. You oblige with a small chuckle. She'd eventually get one, you knew that from the beginning.

Upstairs, they've got the office door closed, and you can hear their muffled voices through it, though you can't make anything out.

[] Knock.
[] Roll right the fuck in there. It's your office too, now, damnit!

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>>24961666
[X] Go see what those letters are about.

>>24962593
>[] Roll right the fuck in there. It's your office too, now, damnit!
Literal roll in, as in on the ground tactical roll to our desk.

[] Knock.

>>24962593
[X] Roll right the fuck in there. It's your office too, now, damnit!

Don't give any fucks!

>>24962616
this.

for ebin lulz

>>24962593
[x] Knock

Remember what happened last time /tg/ burst into a room where two witch officers were discussing secret magic shit?

>>24962616
No, terrible idea, we have Merlin on our back, we can't execute any tactical rolls.

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>>24962593
[X] Knock.
/tg/ can be tactful too.

>>24962616
with merlin still on our back.

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>>24962631
We don't have a gun on us, just a Merlin. We also have pants.
>>24962638
She can roll in behind us on to our back.

>>24962638
oh yeah

changing to []knock then

>>24962593
>[] Roll right the fuck in there. It's your office too, now, damnit!
OH YEEAAH

>>24962593
[X] Knock.

>>24962593
>[x] Knock.

The Navy actually has standards, unlike those Army Air Force assholes.

Can't we get a cup or something to use to listen through the door?

>>24962593
>[] Knock.
Come on, we're a gentleman.

>>24962716
>Army Air Force assholes
It was Army Air CORP assholes good sir.

>>24962716
And we are state-side with an Admiral on base.

>>24962593

[X] Knock.

Let's be respectful of our CO.

>>24962593
well we cant really open the door with merlin piggy back so just headbutt the door till someone opens it

>>24962649
is... that a valkyran chronicles witch?

>>24962777
Just standing there. I love it.

>>24962777
*bam* *bam* *bam* "Uh, Frank?" "In a moment Merlin this situation applies a head on approach."
*Ice opens the door as frank is in mid headbutt*
*WHAM*

>>24962836
Knowing anime harem tropes we'd probably stumble and land with our face perfectly mashed between her tits.

>>24962836
Nah, having done this before you don't put that much force behind it. You just sort of stand up against the door uncomfortably close and make small head knocks.

When the door opens you just sort of stand there swaying faintly like a placid zombie.

>>24962593
navy answer: MALE ON DECK
then enter, that is a fine compromise between knocking and rolling the fuck in.

>>24962593

>>24962836
This, oh my god this,

>>24962836
changing to this. our hands our full

>>24962836
knock with head, but do so gently. Fronk's skull ain't as hard as Young's

>>24962593
>[] Knock
There's no reason we can't be civil about all this.

>>24962846
As if that would happen. So I fully agree, we should do it to tempt fate.

>>24962593
>[] Roll right the fuck in there. It's your office too, now, damnit!

The train never stops

Rolled 10

>>24962836
This for lolz.

>>24963038
Also because chances are whatever the're talking about is serious and doing this will put them off guard.

>>24962593
>[] Roll right the fuck in there. It's your office too, now, damnit!

Man, we haven't done a gatecrash in a long, loooong time.

>>24962593
[X] Knock.

No reason to be rude.

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[x] Knock.

Electing to knock, but having your hands full, you instead opt to use your forehead. You get through about the third 'knock' when Slider opens the door. She just looks at you and shakes her head, digging in her blouse pocket for a second and pulling out a five dollar bill.

“Good job, Asshat.” she gripes, handing the bill to Ice, who lays it out on the desk. You grin.

“Well, close the damn door. And sit down, you might as well.” She says, occupying her chair along the wall. “

You kneel down long enough for Merlin to drop off your back, though she continues to keep you interposed between herself and Ice and Slider as much as she can. You take a seat on the small sofa in the room- the one you'd brought up here to do the majority of your work on, just because desk chairs suck and no one said you couldn't. A pile of paperwork- yours- still sits on the table next to it, along with stale coffee and a flat can of coke from the night after the turbine blade almost went. You note, somewhat drily, that there's a new stack of paperwork waiting for you on the table as well.

Ice taps one of the letters with a finger idly, looking like she's searching for how best to start.

Fortunately for her, Slider lacks those frilly things known as 'tact' and 'softening the blow' which, according to her, are bullshit and for pussies anyway. Her words, not yours.

“You two have managed to confuse every witch scholar in the US. And a couple in Canada. And one really old, really respected matron. Oh, and both of you are up for Congressional Medals of Honor for Tanana.” She says, bluntly. “Frank, they think you're a Gnome. Except you don't really fit what we know about them.”

[] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”
[] Pretend like you know what's going on.
[] Blow it off like that's the weather report. “uh, duh. Already knew that.”
[] Other! (Write in)

[x] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”

Don't really fit into what is known? That's actually new.

>>24963391
>[] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”

Dem sparkly bits are confusing yo.

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>>24963391
[X] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”
Let's see how different a GNOME we are.

>>24963391
>[] Other!
"What... "

[] Other! (Write in)
"When are the Women in Black coming to drag me away?"

>>24963391
>[] Other! (Write in)
"That's it? Well that's fun." And walk out, then Stick your head in and ask about Kenji.

>>24963391
>[] Blow it off like that's the weather report. “uh, duh. Already knew that.”

>>24963391
>[] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”

now again with more subtlety than a freight train

>>24963391
[X] "Sweet"

>>24963455
they can't have me sparkly bits!

>>24963391
>other
I'm a gnome? I'll file that under... right SHIT I ALREADY KNEW.

>>24963391
>Frank, they think you're a Gnome. Except you don't really fit what we know about them.
We must be a different class of Gnome.

>>24963391
[X] "Sweet"

>>24963455
I second this

>>24963391
>>24963455
This, then discuss anti-WIB tactics with Slider and Merlin

>>24963510
This.

>>24963391
[X] Other! (Write in)

"Cool. So me and Merlin are just that awesome.

I mean I'm not that surprised about being a Gnome, half of the Witches around me have been tip-toeing around that for ages, but a whole new type of Gnome? Awesome.

Though how do we know I'm weird? I mean have any other Gnomes taken Witches up into the air like I have?"

>>24963543
Hence the "whoa slow down" option.

Too bad /tg/'s being dumbasses about it and overlooking this detail.

>>24963455
Fourth?-ing this course of action.

>>24963391
[X] Pretend like you know what's going on.

Yup that thing you just said make total sense.

>>24963391
[x] other

"So if I don't fit the profile of a gnome then does that mean I'm a witch? OOOOO do I get to wear planes on my legs to and go dancing through the sky with no pants on too?"

>>24963459
Here, Switching to this>>24963643

>>24963391
[x] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”

>>24963391
>[] "Woah, woah, woah. Woah. Slow down."
Yeah, let's get some clarification here.

>>24963391
[x] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”
Let's see what the team thinks.

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>>24963391

[X] “Whoa whoa, whoa. Whoa. Slow down.”

Explain further, Slider.

I wonder why Merlin got a guy friend.

>>24963391
>Other
"Okay, so I'm not the norm; then what AM I doing and what does it mean for us?"

>>24963810
Could be the friend that got her hooked on Gundam or whatever it was, like a childhood friend.

>>24963643

I voted here >>24963786 but I freely admit your option almost made me spray Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard.

>>24963810
Simple as to fully complete the sister-zoning she's basically getting.

>>24963837
Ahh we need to let Merlin know that the childhood friend never wins. If she wants to win she needs to start acting like a tsundere.

>>24963879
No I'm saying Kenji is the Childhood friend.

>>24963879
>start acting like a tsundere

GET THE FUCK OUT.

Though she could follow Katya's example and throw herself at Kenji. Look at how it worked for her.

>>24963391
[] Other! (Write in)

"Okay I'm starting to detect a pattern with these conversations. So what Have they managed to figure out about the two of us so far?"

>>24963917
But he's Japanese so that makes him the MC technically so he has a bunch of girlssusurrounding him in his clueless misadventures of what is romance. Therefore Merlin can't win unless she starts acting tsundere.

>>24963970
agreed. the question is, who are the other girls?

>>24963937
Oh calm down man its a joke that the flat chested tsundere almost always wins while the childhood friend almost never wins.

>>24963937
>Merlin trying to be tsundere
>And failing hard
Oh god my nutbladd-hnnnnngh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y042IbJvd0I

>>24963970
>>24963992
She doesn't have to worry about the other girls, She has us and the rest of Spellcaster to call on. I'm pretty sure Slider at least is up for a little "Smash 'n Grab".

>>24964011
she doesn't always have be flat chested, being a tsundere of even a low quality is enough, more so if she has twintails and/or thigh-highs.

Liking tsunderes is the ultimate shit taste, even compared to Twilight.

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>>24964015
>i-i-it's n-not like I l-like you...or anything
are you trying to kill me?!

>>24963438
What creature is she supposed to be?

>>24964058
Oh god the entirety of spellcaster could help her practice on Fronk. Imagine the hilarity.

>>24964117
some kind of japanese salamander.

>>24964117
a chinese myth dragon

>>24964157
Fronk would die but if we could weaponize it, we could beat the Soviets and the Aliums whenever they decide to return!

>>24964203

Each witch gets a turn, imagine the chaos.

>>24963391
>Gnome
Whatever the result there needs to be something in there seriously questioning whether or not that's a technical term because it's a pretty shitty one. Magicy-wagicy Wizarder-slingiler is just about better.

>>24964473
and still no one has been punched, either

>>24963391
[X] “Whoa whoa, whoa. Whoa. Slow down.”

>>24964387
And at the end of the line is tsundere Stal(k)inka: "S-s-shut up, shut up, shut up!" *tries emptying a clip into Fronk*

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[x] “Woah woah, woah. Woah. Slow down.”

You frown. “Care backing up real fast and going over that again, Slider? Maybe a bit slower this time?”
You ask.

She takes a breath, but Ice cuts her off.

“We've been forwarding after actions and some other observations from around the squadron up to the academies.” Ice says. “I've still got a few friends at Annapolis, And it turns out that Nicole's sister, the one commanding your sister's unit over in Japan? She had some contacts at the Citadel and VMI and was more than willing to help us out.”

“Ok, and they don't know what's going on. Is that somehow new?” You ask.

Ice shakes her head. “They rooted through every history document they could get their hands on. Our archives aren't as extensive as some of the ones in Europe or Asia, but they're pretty good.” She looks at you two. “There's nothing like this we've seen. Ever. At least, not that's been recorded.”

“But,” Slider says, cutting in, “They want to. Pretty damn badly. Ice's friends don't have the clout to do a damned thing, but they've passed up to people who can.” She shoots a glare back at Ice, who's shoulders slump.

1/2

“They've put in requests- both formal and back-channel- to pull you and Merlin from active combat and send you back to an academy so they can try to figure out you two.” Ice says. “Nixon's our biggest advocate, here. He's flatly refused everything so far, going as far as issuing an order that all personnel transfers into and out of this unit and it's postings have to be cleared through him.”

“But I thought-” You start.

Ice shakes her head. “He's just going by what we said, what? Three or four months ago, on the Sara? He's not letting them do anything because Merlin said she didn't want to go back, and we supported it.” She smiles, weakly. “He may be old, but he's a hell of a politician.”

“And you two would be going back to school if he wasn't.” Slider says, looking at you. “But he's a navy fixture. He's been around since what, the mars war? He's damned famous for his exploits off the Oriskany back in the sixties and seventies, and he's about untouchable, even for the matrons.”

“And I've already talked to him,” Ice says, quietly. “If you two transfer out, I'll resign.”

[] Say that part again, boss?
[] Bullshit you will.

>>24964515

well at least after the initial surprise we'll be able to capture her.

>>24964495
I'm glad I'm not the only one half-expecting an ancient german dude to appear and kick us in the nuts

>>24964531
Bullshit you will.

>>24964531
[X] Say that part again, boss?

>>24964531
>[] Bullshit you will.
but not in a "I don't believe you way", in a "I'll be thrice damned before I see that happen"

>>24964531

[x]other

well good thing we're not going anywhere then huh? now on to less troubling matters such as(insert thing here)

>>24964531
[x] Say that part again, boss?
Then

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>>24964531

>[] Say that part again, boss?

Woaaaah

>>24964531
[X] Bullshit you will.

Bad move on her part.

>>24964531
[x] Say that part again, boss?

>>24964531
>[x] "Well it's good Nixon is on our side."

>“He may be old, but he's a hell of a politician.”
And not a crook! Till he whore's Fronk out post-war.

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>>24964531
>[] Bullshit you will.

Only if this means in the sense "bullshit, I won't let you sacrifice your career for me"

>>24964593

I'm so glad my Pimp Nixon is still relevant.

>>24964531
you won't have to- i'm not leaving any time soon.

>>24964531
>[] OTHER
"Not your fault, boss. And not an issue, because we're not going anywhere while there's a war on, right kiddo?" Ruffle Merlin's hair.

>>24964531
[X] Say that part again, boss?

Also, does anyone else want to get resignation papers signed up and ready to go if we end up transferred? I'd rather quit and go join up with a PMC or something than be a test subject.

>>24964531
[ ] Say that part again, boss?

>>24964531

[x] Bullshit

In the vein of these:
>>24964569
>>24964608

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>>24964531
[X] Say that part again, boss?
Time to SLOW DOWN.

>>24964633
"N"th-ed

>>24964531
>Merlin and Fronk get transferred
>Ice resigns, taking half the squadron with her
>Tests get overly-invasive, M+F back out
>Start mercenary witch/steelwing corps
>Rejoin war

>>24964531
>[] Say that part again, boss?

>>24964628
>I'd rather quit and go join up with a PMC or something than be a test subject.
Holy shit Mercenaries are still a thing in the 80's and like the badass kind, not hanging from a bridge in buttfuck Iraq kind.

>>24964628
>>24964651
>>24964665
WE MERCENARY NOW

>>24964677
And then it turns into Planes & Mercs all over again, but with witches.
Warcrimes!

>>24964691
Honestly I suspect that, thanks to Nixon's support, we'll just end up in the same place we are now, only 'independent'.

>>24964651
>Name company "Phoenix Squadron"

>>24964531
>[] Say that part again, boss?

>>24964722
Yeah, I think we may need to pull something like off. Well if we can... be pretty nice.

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>>24964691
And Rufus can be our ground element.

I'm not imagining an Area 88 SWQU style.

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>>24964651
Razgriz is go?

>>24964756
Mean to say "now"

We could always fake our death and defect.

>>24964531
[] Say that part again, boss?

>>24964793
then we would get delicious ruskie yandere

>>24964531
[x] "Tabitha, if you think I will let you resign you have another thing coming. I won't let you kill your own career."

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>>24964793
SPY!

>>24964813
I loved that game so much

So consensus is we agree with Ice and discreetly start looking into making our own merc team?

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>>24964813
Go away, imperialist air power

>>24964793
then we would have to deal with a *certan* russian witch.

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>>24964793
No.

>>24964804
>Implying we can't convince her to quit herself and join up with our mercenary company

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>>24964832

>>24964531
>Other
"No way, Boss. You can do more for us, and for the squadron, right where you are."

>>24964857
Actually that wouldn't be all too difficult. Since from what I understand the other Russians don't interact much with her.

>>24964826
Yes. Also look into recuiting Merlin's sister as AWACS

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>>24964863

Quit the military? Become mercenaries? What would Mom and Dad think? What about Jake and Rex? Hell, what about Jessica?

So to get the shitstorm started and out of the way...


Who flies on Fronk's wing?

>>24964531
[X] If you quit, I quit too.

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>>24964944
That he's dead.

>>24964944
They'd agree with us if we let them know it was quit and keep fighting or stay, be a lab rat, and never fight for our country again.

>>24964944

Jessica would join. Dad and mom would most likely understand if we lay it out for them. As for the others, that's up to them.

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>>24964927

>>24964944
That gives us a reason to see/meet Rex.

>>24964889

That explains her fixation on Fronk: Stalinka is lonely and wants someone to talk to and kill people with.

>>24964945
Katya or the Twins, I think both have at one point or another.

>>24964945

normally its Katya. Right now its Ice I think.

>>24964945

Ice.

We're fighting the best the US military can offer infront of brass and possibly press.

Has to be the best the US of A can offer.

>>24965002

"Lonely Russian stealth Witch seeks handsome ace pilot for candlelit dinners with vodka, long walks on the beach, and killing of airborne capitalists."

>>24964531
[x] Say that part again, boss?


Also, did nobody notice that Slider said that we were up for Medals of Honor? Because that seems to me like it's a big deal

>>24965105
You, sir, win post of the thread for the week.

>>24965105

"Must be able to push me to my limits in the sky and bedroom, also bring book on how to do in bedroom."

>>24965161
It was implied around the time we were at the Presidential Ball. Yes it's a big thing but being a different kind of Gnome is big in our book.

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>>24965105
>>24965177

>mfw

I like it.

>>24965177
poor kgb agent needs to teach her about sex....reminds me of that one pantie and johny bravo

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>>24965177
>also bring book on how to do in bedroom.
She's pure isn't she...

>>24965197
Was it? I don't remember. Course, it's been a while since I've done an archive binge

>>24965224
could be but we do know she is BAT SHIT INSANE!

>>24965105
"Must possess high-performance fighter. Please send picture of aircraft"

>>24965258

Damn....can't do that. Maybe Konnie will be satisfied with Fronk beefcake pictures.

>>24965234
I'm pretty sure it was, either way what Fronk did over Tanana is par for the course for being awarded the Medal of Honor.
>>24965252
As the saying goes 'Never stick it in crazy' but so many do anyway.

>>24965224
Purely crazy, yeah.

Naive psychowitch is somehow adorable.

>>24965295
>As the saying goes 'Never stick it in crazy' but so many do anyway.

Like Ghost himself?

>>24961666
>666
This thread is going places. I can feel it in my bones.

>>24965323
oh shit....

>>24965323
Shit. It's got BOTH numbers of the beast.

Not sure if this bodes well or poorly...

>>24965305
But it's SO tempting.

>>24964809
This

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[x] Say that part again, boss?

You frown, narrowing your eyes to slits. “Say that part, again, there, boss?”

“If you two are transferred out of the unit, I'm prepared to hand in my resignation.” Ice says, looking straight at you. “It was my fault this even got to this level. If I hadn't started asking for help in figuring you two out, and just listened to Rachel, we wouldn't be in this mess.”

“Fucking stupid.” Slider says. “What, you make one mistake, and now all of a sudden you can't trust yourself again? Jesus Christ, Tabby. I thought we worked through this shit in the academy.”

“I let my curiosity get the better of me, Raich. And Frank and Samantha are the ones that are going to suffer if we can't kill this thing and- “ Ice responds, before Slider cuts her off.

“And what if it happens in combat and lives are on the line and someone dies because of it and a bloo bloo bloo bloo harden the fuck up, Tabby.” Slider yells, making you glad the door's closed. Merlin's managed to worm her way behind you again, hiding. “Shit happens. We've got Nixon on our side and-”

1/2

“And he's old. What happens if he dies? He could, you know. Stroke, heart attack... shit happens.” Ice says.

“Well, then, little miss 'I always fuck up good things', it falls down to YOU. Why is it you can strap strikers to your fucking legs and constantly forget you're a fucking witch?!” Slider responds. “If you don't want them gone, nobody can touch them, did you forget that? Witch units aren't under the normal fucking chain of command where personnel are concerned. They can't even transfer people in without either the CO or XO's approval.”

“Then where did the twins come from? Or Katsumi and Ayumi?” Ice asks. “I never approved-”

“I did.” Slider says, talking over Ice's protest. “Oh, I know. Rachel never does her paperwork.” She scoffs. “This place would fucking burn down without me.”

[] And we're not going anywhere, boss. This point is moot.
[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

>>24965453
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

>>24965453
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

Witch Merc quest sounds cool.

[x] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

>Slider approved the shark twins

Clever girl.

>>24965453

>[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

>>24965453
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

>>24965453
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

We aren't going anywhere boss, points moot.

>>24965453
>[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.
Also, Why is Slider so best girl?!

>>24965453
[x] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

That'd be a great headline for the press: "Navy's dicks. Hero Pilot Quits."

>>24965453
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

"Actually sounds pretty nice, plenty of sun, operational freedom, more time off."

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>>24965453

>[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

WITCHES AND MERCS IS A GO

>>24965453
>And we're not going anywhere, boss. This point is moot.
Now lets talk about what we can do, like instead of us going to the Academies, why not demand they come to us? We've got a war going on, so we should have priority.

>>24965498
>dem hips
>dat tail
>dem blues
>dat sort-of-fembro-but-potentially-more
Take your pick.

>>24965453
[x] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

We Galm Team now

>>24965499
when approached for questioning, his only comment was "fuck all y'all, im out"

>>24965453
[x] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.
Or, or maybe, defect! Russians don't care about spooky magics, they'll just be 'can you kill capitalists' and I'll be 'yes I can kill capitalists' and then I get to bang Stalinka into next century.
Because it's just that preposterous.

>>24965453
>[x] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

It also be a colossal PR nightmare for the Navy, doubt it'll come to that.

>>24965453
>[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

MSF time? Yes~!

>>24965498
I've been saying this the whole time. Nobody wanted to join this side. Assholes.

>>24965453
>[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.
shit, invite the whole wing.

>>24965539
Woah there nigga friend. I've on your side since the beginning.

>>24965453
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

I look for any reason to post this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

>>24965539
Eh, I'm on the fence. There's good reasons for everyone being best girl.

Besides, we all know that the Wyvern is Fronk's One True Love

>>24965453
>[] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.
If we're putting our foot down on something, may as well do it whole-hog. No Ice = No Fronk.

>>24965539
Nigga I like 'em all. Even Mav & Goose who've gotten almost zero screen time. Still rooting for FronkxWyvern OTP.

>>24965539
Dude, whatve you been smoking? Slider has tons of fans. Like me. Only reason she doesn't get more time is cause she was more a troll at first.

>>24965453
>[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

Yesssssssssss. This pleases me.

So what will we be flying as a merc? Unless we steal a plane and have the entire Air Force and National Guard Air on our ass, we'll have to take whatever POS that the mercs use.

>>24965563
You. I like the cut of your jib

>>24965574
The true heroine is the sky.

>>24965594
That and Katya popping up when she did.

>>24965621
This brings up a good question.

I'm sure that any merc corporation worth their salt would have planes. But, would they have Strikers?

>>24965453
[x] If you Tabitha, I'm done with the Navy. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

>>24965621

WW2 VINTAGE SHARK PLANE

>>24965643
I have no doubt you can buy them on the black market.

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>>24965563
first valk mercs now this I am proud

>>24965643

why not?

>>24965643
Merc companies would definitely employ Witches, no fucking question.

>>24965680
I dunno. For some reason, I just can't see any mercenary corporations shelling out the cash for Strikers. After all, I can't imagine that there would be many Witches that would want to join up that aren't in their respective country's military.

>>24965643
Remember who Merlin's parents are? I'm sure some shipments can conveniently be lost.

>>24965712
So risk being brought up on treason charges during a time of war?

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>>24965453
[X] And we're not going anywhere, boss. This point is moot.
With
[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss.
We are not going anywhere without our witches.

>>24965712
Yeah, because those top of the line, multimillion dollar superplanes of which there are probably single digit numbers of currently can oh so easily be misplaced.

>>24965712

That, my friend. Is high treason.

>>24965712
Behold ladies-that-are-actually-gentlemen & gentlemen: idiocy in action.

>>24965712
Yeah, no. Even if we COULD get away with it, it's not cool to steal stuff from the war effort.

Are people seriously going to suggest that we get the other witches to resign and become mercenaries? You want to make Merlin commit morally questionable acts and maybe even war crimes?
Assuming, of course, that we'll even be flying a plane that has an electronic suite Merlin can use.

>>24965843
As opposed to possibly making her commit morally questionable acts and maybe even war crimes as part of the Navy?

>>24965843
No. It's simple bullshitting to waste time.

>>24965867
Or she get's to be a witch after the tests.

>>24965843
>You want to make Merlin commit morally questionable acts and maybe even war crimes?
We could always.

Y'know.

NOT DO morally questionable acts and/or war crimes.

>>24965843
Besides, I don't think anyone is suggesting taking everyone with us. Just that if we, that is us and Merlin get shipped to the academy, then Ice will resign. And if she quits, we the MC will quit. Whether or not Merlin comes with us is up to her

>>24965885
>get's to be a witch
Not this shit.
She IS a fucking Witch. The fact that she can't run a Striker doesn't make her magically stop being a Witch. She can do sparkly bullshit, she's a fucking Witch.

>>24965453
>>[X] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.
Oh shit we merc's now, although chances are we won't actually be forced to do this, but still it's a good plan B.

>>24965453
>And we're not going anywhere, boss. This point is moot.

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[x] If you quit, I'm done with the Navy, boss. Maybe go be a Merc in Africa. I hear those griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.

“You go, boss, I go too.” You say, flatly.

“W-what?” Ice asks, her eyes going wide in surprise.

“You heard me.” You say. “If you quit, I'm done with the Navy. Guess I could go be a Merc in Africa, I hear those Griffon team guys are starting up a flight element.”

“I'm not going A-anywhere.” Merlin says from behind you. “N-not without Frank. W-what he says goes for- for me too.”

“And you think I could handle all these bitches by myself? Pfft.” Slider says. “I already got a line on a gig with some folks I know. I only stay here cos I like you people.”

She looks at Ice. “Even if you are emotional bitches sometimes.”

Ice nods, tears forming in the corners of her eyes. “I-I'd like to be alone, if you don't mind.” She says, her voice strained.

[] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.
[] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965933
[x] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.

>>24965933
>Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965933
>[] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.
Now we talk about sparkly witchy bullshit

>>24965933

>[] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965933
[x] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

I'm just waiting for a semi-sarcastic "We wub you". I hope this isn't going to go full Lifetime.

>>24965933
>[] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?
You're more than just our CO, Tabby. You're my friend, dammit.

>>24965933
>[] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.
let Ice have ice time...we must talk sparkles with Merlin and how awesome she is

>>24965933
[x] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965933
[] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.

Yeah on to more embarrassing stuff like KENJI! WHO IS HE MERLIN?

[x] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.

Let's give her a moment to compose herself.

>>24965891

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM

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>>24965933
[X] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?
HUG HER.

>>24965979
have we ever called her Tabby or Tabitha directly before?

>>24965933

THIS >>24965979

>>24965986

Correct! BUT.

We should do this infront of slider and Ice as well~

Dohohoho. Time for good natured ribbing.

>>24965933
Who is this Kenji and where did he touch you

>>24965933
>[x] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?
Ice need's a hug.

>>24965933
>[] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965979
>And your the only CO I've had who looks that good in a bikini.

For appropriate smarminess.

>>24965502
>WITCHES AND MERCS IS A GO
SOMEBODY DO THIS AS A QUEST! NOW!
I would but I don't have that much free time.
>>24965843
>Assuming, of course, that we'll even be flying a plane that has an electronic suite Merlin can use.
Phabulous Phantom, yo. For the jobs a merc would be doing it's plenty good, and it INVENTED the RIO.
>>24965933
>[x] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965933
>[] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.
Give her some space.

>>24965933
[X] No problem boss. Merlin and I need to talk anyway. C'mon Merlin.

Tell me about t his Kenji fellow.

>>24966010
Dunno. No time like the present.

>>24965933

>[x] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?


And then, bring Merlin front and center of the room.

[x] Now merlin, whos kenji what has he done to you, hmmm?

>>24965933
Why? Shit you think wed put up with someone else?

>>24965933
[x] "Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?
HUGS

>>24965933
[X] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

>>24965933
Ooh, yeah. Seconding this one. >>24965979

>>24965933
>[x] Why? Shit, you didn't think we'd actually, ya know, put up with someone else, did you?

Begin dispensing hugs!

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Fuck yeah, time for Lewd Merlins!

>>24966262
Please don't start that here. I see enough of it in /k/.

>>24966262

That...is...hideous

>>24966262
...How is that what you're taking away from all this?

>>24966262
I'm normally down for a clanging, but this is just wrong.

>>24966262
Wasn't there some kind of A-10 fapfic based on some of those pics or something...