>>24833862
Tactical hug, until Kyon comes here to rip our dick off.

>>24834016
dis


also, belated happy mother's day Perrine

>>24834016
This, then get something heavy and metal to hide behind. Death is in the air.

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You tighten your arms around her, the girl leaning in to your arms, she seems much more relaxed there than you've ever seen before.
"Hey... Hayate... This is okay right?"
"Of course it is Yuki."
"It's really okay right?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"But... What about the others?"

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS, INDEED?

>>24834243
Ask her if she wants to talk to the girls. Reassure her that it will be all right.

From the archive description for this chapter:
>The pieces have now fallen into place. Final stretch in sight.
Do I see some PLOT in the horizon?

>>24834243
*insert standard talk here*
Sorta surprised she doesn't no the answer to this one.

>>24834243
Ask Kraus if now is a bad time to call a family meeting. If not, bring it up with dinner. Right now, ask Yuki if she's okay with the sharing thing.

>>24834243
"You'll have to talk with them, of course. I'll let Susan know."

>>24834243
"Really? This happens like... once a week. I'm pretty sure there was a betting pool on it being you or Mio to crack first."

So wait, what ARE the 8 Simple Rules?

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"You'll have to talk with them, of course. It's how it works. But I'm sure we both know how it'll turn out..."
She says nothing, obviously trying to steel herself for what's to come.
"Want me to call for a family meeting?"
"I... Can we do it tomorrow?"

[ ]Of course
[ ]The sooner the better

>>24834560
[x] Of course
We should get to bed.
>2 girls in one night
That's some kind of record right?

>>24834560
Tell her that we're kind of obligated to at least inform them that she's confessed and is interested in courting us as soon as possible, but we can put off the actual meeting until later on.

>>24834560
[x]The sooner the better.
"You know this place. Anything could happen between now and tomorrow. Best we do this now, I think."

>>24834560
>[ ]Of course
"Of course. I'll still have to let them know, but I'll ask them to have the meeting tomorrow, okay? I'll let Susan know, too, seeing how she's still me for the most part."

Mentillate to Susan that Yuki's fallen for us, and wants the meeting tomorrow. Also ask for an update on Erica.

>>24834560
[x]Of course
"Now I need to see a man about hiding in his bunker."

>>24834744
Kyon might be less capable of killing us if we're in the middle of a family meeting.

>>24834809
That's what they want you to think.

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"Of course. I'll still have to let them know, but I'll ask them to have the meeting tomorrow, okay? I'll let Susan know, too, seeing how she's still me for the most part."
"O-okay..." she buries her face in your chest.

'err... Susan...' You mentillate your twin, 'I seem to have done it again..'
'What? Who? Where are you did you go out into town? or are you in the dorms? You sure work fast huh? It's not K-'
'No. I'm in the house.' you interrupt her last statement, 'It's Yuki, she just confessed to me.'
'Ah, well, that was expected... So you're calling a family meeting?'
'Nah. She seems to want to do it tomorrow.'
'That's okay I guess. Hey... What did you do to Erica?'
'Why, what happened?'
'She refused the mashed potatoes and chips I brought her.'
'Oh? And where is she?'
'In bed. So, just what did you do?'

WHAT SAY?

>>24834965
Threw potatoes at her while using a bad Russian accent. I thought she would have caught on, I rather suck at accents.

>>24834965
"Just a prank with potatoes. Seems she was modifying some of them using Ursula's lab. I just had a couple launch an October Revolution on her.
"Guess she took it a lot harder than I thought. Think I should fess up to it tonight?"

>>24834965
'Found an exploitable weakness.'

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>>24834965
"Just a prank with potatoes. Seems she was modifying some of them using Ursula's lab. I just had a couple launch an October Revolution on her. " you tell your sister glibly.
"Guess she took it a lot harder than I thought. Think I should fess up to it tonight?"
"You should. You really, really should." she answers earnestly.

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In the bedroom, after everyone retired for sleep, you find an unusually quiet Erica snuggling up to your side.
"They're out to get me... they're out to get me..." she mumbles softly.

WAT DO?
*add a roll*
taking 3rd

Rolled 96

>>24835324
I cannot believe you fell for that.

All of the hugs!

Rolled 22

>>24835324
Carry Erica out, so that we can talk with her privately and fess up.
Didn't think that such a simple prank would scare her that much.

Rolled 29

>>24835324
"everything's ok Erica

>>24835396
attempt to do this>>24835361

>>24835396
>29
Welp. We're sleeping in the Landraider tonight.
Or Erica just draws blood.

>>24835489
At the very least, Erica will demand unlimited Invisibility Potions as compensation.
The pranks that will ensue will have half of the Bureau in an uproar.

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>>24835361
"I can't believe you fell for that..." you whisper softly.
"..." she looks up at you, the inquiring look turning into a glare as things began to click.
"...OH YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
You find yourself shoved out of the bed by Erica.
The scuffling, combined with the shout earlier, wakes up the others and they look between you on the floor and Erica standing over you.
"whahappen?" Nanoha asks, rubbing her eyes.
"Mommy Erica... What's wrong?" Alice asks the ace pilot, her eyes alternating between the two of you.
"..."
"..."
"Outside. Now." Erica seethes as she jumps out of bed and grabs you by the collar.

You find yourselves in the kitchen, A still seething Erica giving you the angriest look you've ever seen.


WAT DO?

>>24835711
Drink an invisibility potion.
Demonstrate the invisibility potion's efficacy, and how we pulled off the prank.
Run.

>>24835711
Only one thing to do.
Sit down apologize and await our punishment like a good boy.
Also remind her that if we die she will no longer have such excellent service

>>24835711
As we talk, pour out a glass of our invisibility potion.
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to take it so hard. I was testing my new invisibility potion, and I couldn't resist. Here, want some?"

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Rolled 7

>>24835711
You pull out a vial of your new potion, and place it on the table.
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to take it so hard. I was testing my new invisibility potion, and I couldn't resist. Here, want some?"
"So , you decided to pelt me with potatoes and make me think I was going insane?" she reaches over and takes the flask, it disappears into a pocket on her dazzle camo pajamas.

"I... I just couldn't resist." you answer, opting not to comment on how she took the potion right then.
"And you thought it was so much fun huh?"
"... not anymore no."
"So... you had an invisibility potion prepared, and went out to play pranks on people... AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?"

wat say/do?
>LG rolling

>>24835992
"I didn't know how long it would last! A good prankster has to know how long they can stay hidden, right? Anyway, it's two hours of invisibility."

>>24836093
this and,
"I figured I would try to best the master."

>>24836119
Seconding.

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"I didn't know how long it would last! A good prankster has to know how long they can stay hidden, right? Anyway, it's two hours of invisibility."
you answer her and add,
"I figured I would try to best the master."
"ohohooo... So you think you're ready huh?"
"I would like to think so, yes."
"Well, you're not. You know, I have to get you back for this right?"
"I do."
"Good. Well, you're exiled tonight. Go find a spare bed, or a couch, you're not spending it in ours."
"I understand."
"Also, don't think I didn't notice you walk in with Yuki earlier... You did it again huh?"
"I did."
"I see..." she proceeds to walk out of the room without another word.

EXILED FROM BED, WAT DO?
[ ]Go to a spare bedroom
[ ]Go apologize
[ ]Other

>>24836298
>[ ]Other
Time to sleep on the beach. Should be rather nostalgic for us, what with having lived as a vagrant at various points.

>>24836298
[x]Go apologize
[x]Other
Run up to Erica, hug her from behind, and whisper in her ear, "I'm sorry. Good night."

Spend the night down on the beach in the Landraider.

>>24836298
[x]OTHER
go for a walk

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>>24836356
>>24836378
Before she could get very far, you run up behind Erica and give her a hug.
"I'm sorry" you whisper into her ear.
"You will be." she answers as she leans momentarily into your embrace.
That over, you head out of the house and down to the beach.

After a checking out Jack's fortifications quickly, and a short word with Dan, you walk down the stretch of white sand to find a comfortable spot to sleep on.
After quite a long time, you're sleeping outside again, and as you leaned against one of the numerous palm trees, memories come flooding back...

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>>24836546
>memories come flooding back...
This is going to be depressing, isn't it.

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>>24836546
8 years old. Somewhere in the prefecture of Aomori.
The cold night wrapped around you as you sat under a tree, your only companion the cries of cicada in the woods on either side of the road.

After you were left by those two at a rest stop when you got off for a quick bathroom break, you found yourself here, walking South down the lonely abandoned road.

This all started when, after a few months of living in Hokkaido, your father abruptly tells the family to pack up and head to Tokyo to continue "pursuing your dreams".

Now, hitch-hiking alone is no task for an 8 year old, and it's an impossible one for an 8 year old that's just been told to "TRUST NO-ONE, SPECIALLY THE POLICE" by his parents.
And so, without anyone to turn to, you shouldered your little rucksack, containing everything you owned, and walked on.

>>24836728
Par for course with Hayate flashbacks.

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>>24836743
It was hard going, true, some motorists stopped to try and help you every now and then, but as your parents' words echoed in your mind, you grimly shook your little head and they drove off.

At morning you walked, covering mile after mile, wearing down your little cheap shoes.
At noon, you stopped for lunch, gathering wild edibles, ones you learned of through trial and error, and drinking from any water source you found.

At night, once the sun set, you found any kind of cover and buckled down for a night of fitful, cold, sleep.

Prefecture after prefecture passed, walking though cities were a bit easier, what with easier food to come by from trash, water much more accessible, and before you know it, two months have passed since you began your journey.
In Fukushima, you met her.

"Grandma..." you mutter under that palm tree.

>>24836860
>Grandma
Oh, maybe something will happen involving Hayate's grandma?

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>>24836860
'Granny Emi' that's what she asked you to call her.
She was an old lady that lived alone in a sweets-shop sandwiched in-between highrises and condominiums in Tamura.
The kind lady met you when you were rooting around through the trash behind her shop, looking for a bite to eat or cans to sell for some coins down at the recycling plant.

'Ello?' you remember your first conversation 'What're you doing there deary?'
You tried to run away, but she had you cornered in that small alley,
'I'm not gonna hurt you deary, now tell granny here what's wrong.' she says as she comes closer to inspect your sorry condition.
You told her next to nothing over your first hot meal in months. The newly cooked rice and the pickled eggplant tasting much like a feast for a king.
Before you knew it, in this small comfortable house, you were fast asleep.

Waking up, you tried to get away silently, but when she asked you to help with taking some boxes out of the store-room, you coudn't refuse.
And thus begun your days of living with Granny Emi.

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>>24837103
Oh no...I can feel it.
The windup for something terrible that's going to happen.

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Life with Granny was simple and fulfilling.
Everytime you tried to slip away, she had a small errand or task to give you and she effectively prevented you from escaping.

The small store wasn't exactly booming, the tiny profit just enough to cover the electric bill, everything else being covered by the pension she received from the government.

You grew to warm-up to Granny, your little feet now firmly rooted to this new home.
After about 2 weeks of being with her, you notice the trouble she was in.

You knew the kind of people they were, when they walked in though the door.
They were some more of those 'nice men' you've grown familiar with over your short life with those parents of yours.
"Sooo... Granny? ready to sell?" they asked her as she gave you a pointless task in the back room.
Through the small house, you could her her politely refusing, and them 'politely' trying to convince her.
"You can come out now Hayate." she beckons you as the men left.
"is everything alright granny?"
"Everything is okay, deary."
And so continued those quiet days in that small store in Fukushima.

---------------------------------------------------
One day, Granny, after a short walk around the block, comes back with a box of mochi.
"Mrs. Date gave them to me, such a nice gesture. remind me to send her something in return okay?" she told you as the two of you began eating the sticky, soft treats.

"Hayate..." she called out to you softly that evening as you lay in the small bed she gave you. "call an ambulance..."

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>>24837297
You rode with her in the back of the ambulance as they took you to the ambulance.
She had collapsed and preliminary diagnosis was a heart attack.

You spent a worried night in that hospital corridor, unable to do anything for Granny as the doctors tried to help her.
In the morning, the doctor told you you could go see her.
"Hayate, go back home, I need some papers from my room." she told you around the tubing going into her mouth and nose, describing a folder containing her insurance forms.
"O-of course granny," you told her, your little hand held by hers "I'll be right back"

You arrive at the store to find it gone.
Torn down in the night by a bulldozer and crane that was still there on the scene.
nearby, some of those 'nice men' hung-around inspecting their handywork.

You ran back to the hospital, your little legs carrying you there blindly even as your eyes were blurred by tears, the brown envelope you salvaged from the pile of wood tucked firmly under your arm.

At the hospital, upon arriving at granny's room, you found it empty.
Even asking the doctors and nurses, the y told you that now "granny Emi" was there, nor was there anyone of her description admitted the night before.

The once kind doctor, the same one that told you you could go in to see Granny just hours before, told you coldly to go way, his eyes dangerous.

You walked out of the hospital, and with a final wipe of your sleeve across your eyes, continued to walk towards Tokyo.

---------------------------------------------
A month later, a bedraggled, dirty youth walks up to your parents' apartment, your father meeting him at the door.
"Oh. You're back." He tells you as he opens the door.
"What do you have there boy?" he asks as he takes away the small envelope from you.
Studying the papers inside, you see a smile form on his face, and he mumbles; "oh, I could use these."

>>24837471
It's been a while since I've wanted Hayate to kick his dad in the dick.
Granny ;_;7

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>>24837471
'I'll find you again Granny.' you swore to yourself as you slid softly onto the sand to sleep.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Around 11pm, J contacts you mentally from your room in the dorm.
'Sir, I'm sorry to wake you up, but you have a visitor.'
'no, it's okay J. Who is it?'
'It's mister Kyon and he insists on meeting you.'

[ ]Go out to meet him
[ ]have J bring him to the beach
[ ]talk to him tomorrow

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>brb, getting some lunch

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>>24837471
At first I was sad.
Now I want to hunt down those assholes and wipe out their entire gumi and everyone associated with them.

>>24837531
[x]have J bring him to the beach
At least we'll have Jack, Dan, and the Landraider nearby.

>>24837531
>[ ]Go out to meet him
Need to freshen up a little before seeing him. A smoking jacket would probably be good.

Rolled 2

>>24837649
>>24837663
1 for beach
1 for go out
Flipping

>>24837816
'I'll be right out J.' you answer your familiar as you have Kraus generate something more appropriate than your pajamas.

You jump out of the bottle to find Kyon waiting by your room's door.
He has an irritated look on his face, and he's tapping his foot on the floor.
"What can I do for you this evening Kyon?" you ask the man as you head out to meet him.
"Oh. You know full well why I'm here."

[ ]I do
[ ]i don't

>>24837989
[X]I do
Reason why he shouldn't kill you: It would make Yuki sad. That's literally the only reason I can think of.

>>24837989
Whatever we go with, we need to open with "If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

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>>24837989
>[ ]i don't
"But I suspect. Why don't you take a seat, and you can tell me why you're here."

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"I do... I think."
"Good. That makes things much much simpler."
He takes off his jacket and beckons you outside, you follow him into the hallway and out of the building.

Standing there in the quad, you face the closest person to an in-law that you have here.
"So Hayate... I have 8 simple rules."
"8 rules? Regarding Yuki I guess?"
"Correct. now, you can follow them or..."
the unsaid threat is as plain as it could be

[ ]or what?
[ ]What are those rules?

>>24838185
[X]What are those rules?
Let's hear his terms. Who bets one of them is 'no sex'?

>>24838185
>[ ]What are those rules?
"ISo let's hear these rules."

>>24838243
That's not even a bet.

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>>24838243
"What are those rules?" You ask him.
"They're very very simple... and if you ignore them, you'll be very very sorry."
"okay, okay, I get it.. Now please tell me."
He locks eyes with you, and begins.

"First. You are to respect her."
"Done."

"Next. You must treasure her."
"I treasure all of them"

"You must never hold her back."
"I won't."

"You will never sway her, nor will you control her."
"I promise."

"You will have her in class on time. her duties to the Bureau will continue unabated."
"I swear that she will as she has always been."

"You will not make her cry."
"I swear to you that I won't"

"You will not hurt her."
"I would hurt myself first than do that to her."

He takes a deep breath, the final rule to come next.
"...And finally, no funny stuff."

[ ]What do you mean?
[ ]I can't promise that.
[ ]of course

>>24838389
"Define funny stuff?"
If Yuki wants funny stuff, I'm pretty sure her needs outweigh the needs of the Kyon.

>>24838389
>[ ]I can't promise that.
"You know I can't promise that. What am I supposed to do if she wants it? Sooner or later, Erica or Mio is going to drag her into one of their pranks, and then it's going to be banana whip creme and lemon meringue all over the quad."

>>24838389
>And finally, no funny stuff

See?

>>24838468
This would be a good one.

"Define 'funny stuff'...?"
"oh, you know what I mean... Nothing that will... *ahem* soil her." he says with a sideways glance.
"Oh... That. I can't promise that."
"What?! Don't tell me you already..."
"No now I haven't... But... if she wants me to... then how could I deny her?"

Without another word, Kyon, his fists clenched tightly, attacks.

WAT DO?
*add a roll*
taking the first

Rolled 79

>>24838615
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN etc.

Rolled 10

>>24838615
Back to the house. Gather reinforcements.

Rolled 97

>>24838615
Deflect the punch to the side, pop a clone, take off our jacket, and tie up Kyon's arms with it.

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>>24838634
>>24838653
>takes first
>third is a 97

>>24838667
You say that like a 79 is a bad roll.

>>24838634
You dodge just in time, the surprisingly powerful punch passing centimeters by your face, you back away and put up your guard.
"Mister Kyon, you and I both know that Yuki will be saddened if you strike me down."
"I'll deal with it if needed." he says as he charges at you again.

*ROLLEM*
taking second

Rolled 20

>>24838728
Timestop still works, right?

Timestop and tie him up with our coat.

Rolled 8

>>24838728
I'm gonna say it again. Back to the bottle.
OR
Call Yuki and ask her to make him stop.

Rolled 2

>>24838728
Pop a clone, get him in a pincer attack, use jackets to tie him up.

>>24838764
Aw, fuck.

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Rolled 97

>>24838756
>>24838764
>>24838770
Looks like we're taking a trip down to Medical.

>>24838794

While I do not agree with these waifu-ing shenanigans, I must say that Kyon's conduct is extremely unprofessional and does not reflect well upon his organization or his cause. I'm honestly kind of surprised that he hasn't been thrown into the brig or had whatever powers he has suspended by the IDPKB or by whatever agency he works for.

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>>24838764
You try to duck again, but this time he was ready, as you avoided his punch, you failed to evade that vicious knee to the stomach.

You double over in pain, the protection Kraus was supposed to give you in way of your armor wasn't there.
"Not very great without your Majaik armor, are you?"
he pulls a leg back, his kick aimed for your head.

PHLAT ARMOR NOT WORKING
WAT DO?
*add a roll*
taking the third

>>24838850
He's just being jealous or tsundere.

Rolled 8

>>24838864
Gasp for air, weep. You can take a beating like a man.

Rolled 29

>>24838864
Let's hope for better *fingers crossed*
Teleport away. I'm thinking either hide in Keima's room until he gives up, or try and loose him in the chocolate mines.

Rolled 30

>>24838864
Put hands up against the incoming leg and use the kick's inertia to spin into Kyon while grabbing hold of the leg. Use the momentum to pull Kyon around by the leg and sweep out his other leg while he's unbalanced. Elbow drop into his solar plexus.

Rolled 15

>>24838864
TIME STOP.

In a way, this kind of fight is really useful.
Some enemies may be able to drop an anti-majaik field onto us, and force us to fight without armor.

Damn our rolls suck tonight.
>>24838881
We'd probably die at that roll
>>24838906
We'd be lucky to get into the hallway with my roll, before he catches us again.
>>24838912
Hopefully we won't get hit again, but I doubt we'll pull off that maneuver with a 30.

>>24838864
Why isn't our majaik working?
What's kyon's ability again?

>>24838980
The power of disbelief.
If he thinks something unnatural isn't there, it won't be.

Sooo.. I got the roll. What course of action?

>>24839005
Try to take it like a man

>>24839005
Go for brawling, with some real wrestling, and maybe a bit of jujitsu and taijutsu.

>>24839005
>>24839016
Don't listen to him, we'll die...wait, do listen to him because when we die we get to reset and hopefully the dice gods won't hate us next time.
Or, y'know, call Yuki. I doubt we can mess up a call (I will be proven wrong).

>>24839016
Take it? Just take it?
No, we fight.
We are Hayate, a Combat Butler. Even without the majaik of the Bureau, we still have our own fighting experience and skills, and our peak-human fitness.
Kyon wants a fight? Let's give him a fight.
A real one, like the ones that we survived in the alleys of Roppongi.

Rolled 96

>>24839031
>>24839079
As that foot went towards your head, you try and weigh your options.
You could take it like a man, allow kyon to vent out his frustrations on you.
But that would make Yuki sad and the girls angry.
You could fight back, even without majaik of course, your hard life should allow you to do so decently enough.

As the wild kick almost makes contact, you make your decision.
You fight back.
Too bad taht decision was a nano second too late, and the kick gets you squarely on the jaw.

You are blown onto your back, dazed and reeling.

[ ]stop time
[ ]Get up
[ ]teleport
>LG rolling

>>24839173
Get up, shape up and fight back

>>24839173
[x]Get up
Somebody's getting a slap, and its name is Kyon's shit.

>>24839173
>[ ]Get up
Kyon wants a fight? He'll get a fight. This isn't like with Trude, where it was a misunderstanding that could be rectified.
Kyon HAS all of the information, has come to the correct conclusions, as have we, and he still insists on fighting.
As a man, how can we not answer that with our fists?

>>24839173
>[ ]stop time
Nut shot! No fighting fair when it comes to our girls.

>>24839173
Get up.
We're fighting for Yuki's ability to choose while he's fighting to keep her in this safe little box. We are fighting for a just cause. We're also up against a 96.

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>>24839191
You push yourself up with your elbows, trying to get your brainy bits to function betterer.
"Hoho... Still wanting more huh?" Kyon asks as he watches you shakily get back on your feet.
"We have all night Ayasaki, and we've not even begun."

he pounces on you just as he steady yourself.
The punches and kicks he throws at you showing that he was a very experienced brawler.

As you tried to fight back, not a single punch hitting your target, you get pummeled by this raging tornado of pain.
"you know..." he says in between kneeing you in the kidney and an elbow to your temple.
"...I didn't become the first bureau agent for nothing."

"For centuries I have protected her whenever she came out."
A light kick to the back of your knee makes you kneel on the grass, perfectly set up for that punch to the back of your head and the knee to your back.
"For centuries I have watched over that girl... Centuries of looking wistfully at what could have been."
'W-what do you mean?" you make out through your bloody mouth.
"None of your business!" he kicks you again, a solid one landing just against your temple, almost making you black out.

Weakly, you lay there, pain exploding from everywhere on your body.
He stood over you, panting, a foot lifted to deliver the coup de grace.


[ ]let him
[ ]block it
[ ]desperate measures

>>24839458
I'm curious as to what desperate measures is.

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>>24839458
[x] Crazy Ivan (molotov everything)

>>24839458
>[ ]desperate measures
Lifting your foot that high means that all balance is on the other leg.
If we thrust up on that foot, we take him off-balance and then we can get into a fight on the ground and lock up his joints.

[x]Block it

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>>24839458
let him beat you, you've already won be making him confess his feelings for her or you.

>>24839458
[X] Tongue in Butt.

>>24839458
Desperate measures

He is gonna be off balance from lifting his leg that high, it's an opening that he has let himself be sloppy enough to give us

>>24839576
>He is gonna be off balance from lifting his leg that high
If it was an ax kick, then our only chance would be an attempt to sweep the other leg.
But I think he just lifted it straight up with the foot parallel to the ground, because he wants to hurt us. And that'll cost him.

>>24839630
And if you are planning to stomp on something you lift your foot past the point where you would be able to properly keep your balance

It won't be as unstable as an axe kick but it will still be unstable enough that we have an opening

>>24839683
>but it will still be unstable enough that we have an opening
I believe we're both in agreement, if Hayate can move fast enough, and this is what's done as part of Desperate Measures.

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>>24839533
>>24839495
You reach into your suit, trying desperately to pull out something to help you.
You hand closes around your watch, and Before he could stomp on your chest, you hapazardly press butttons and knobs to try and stop time.
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He ran though the forest, his sister helping him as he bled through the clothes he wore.
Behind them, that woman was walking slowly, enjoying the hunt.
"Now Alice, why not be a good girl and come-back to mama here? I'll end that guy as painlessly I can as a reward." she calls out to your companion.
She ignores the taunting call, and helps him over a fallen log.

"Se Verger, get us out of here." he pleads with his Device desperately.
"Destination?" his sword asks
"Anywhere!"

>>24839725
Fuck, the one time we don't want the plot to find us.

>>24839771

Even you like it or not, the plot will always come for us.

>>24839725
Dammit! This is not the desperate measures I wanted!

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>>24839725
Time stops for you. The foot hovering just inches over your solar plexus, the force contained in it enough to shatter your ribs.

You roll away and try to stand up.
There, in that bubble of suspended time, you find something that you didn't expect.

it's a pair leaning against each other, the guy, a teenager with blonde hair and blood seeping through his clothes was being held up by the girl.
The girl herself, another teenager, wearing a bloody dress, looking much like she did when she appeared in your dream, was none other than A-tan.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ
Père et fils

new thread TOMORROW at 2200.

>>24839834
next time on MSQ huehuehuehue

So, our prize for finally capturing the heart of Yuki is:
A) Getting the shit kicked out of us and
B) Our children from an alternate reality somehow getting sucked into ours.
Sounds like my 21st birthday.

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>>24839834
Dammit, dammit, dammit. They need to be sent back to their timeline as quickly as possible, otherwise the contamination will cause an incident that will make the Time War look like a measured debate.

>>24839834
NOT THE PLOT!
ANYTHING BUT THE PLOT!

>>24839725
Future potato fuhrer will not be happy

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>>24839855
Father and son.

That's well and good until the Doctor finds out that we've made another mess. And if its 10 that has to fix this mess...well.

And now all of the plans we had for more pranks, and more sidequests, and doing all the other things we wanted to get done, are as good as gone.

So what are we going to do? Will they disappear when we restart time?

And can we please get in more training with Mike, pure CQC and no majaik helping us? I want to wipe that smug expression off of Kyon's face.

Description on the archive.
>Yuki now formally in the family. Kyon is out for blood. The pieces have now fallen into place. Final stretch in sight.

If the final stretch is in sight are we going to have time to stabilise everyone's orbit? This is genuinely concerning.

>>24838850
He's the second highest on the Bureau hierarchy [i think] he only has the Director to answer to.
And I think he's gone beyond the point of giving a fuck now that Yuki is involved.

>>24840195
I bet if Kyonko turned up and started yelling at him it would make him stop. Surely not even Kyon can go against the missus.

>>24840165
>are we going to have time to stabilise everyone's orbit?
Not only that, but what about all of the sidequests we wanted to finish?
There's the robot maid that we haven't repaired yet.
The other potions we wanted to create.
The other items needed to fully repair the watch haven't been acquired yet.
The snowberry bush has yet to bear fruit.
We still haven't been able to fix Shirou.
And we haven't even had a chance to fly the Gigant!

>>24840247
>>24840165
I'm sure this isn't really the endgame.
Maybe they disappear after we restart time, or maybe some plot device takes care of the two.
Right LG? Right?

Who do we actually still have left to stabilise?

Keima, Miki, possibly Trude? Anyone else?

>>24840307
The idol twins? And we need to help the Infinite Stratos guy and the Zombie Desu Ka guy with their harem problems, right?

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Yes Lyon is pretty high on the bureau ladder. But he doesn't only just answer to the director. There's the council too.

As for your plans, worry not we can make time for them.
The endgame isn't just a quickie.
It'll be spread out through the remaining threads, and there's still room to sway the plot.

Rolling for something

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>>24841034
Errrr

>>24841034
>Bullet train image

CHOO CHOO TIME FOR PLOT RAILS

>>24841065
>29
Well that's ominous.