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Predator Quest: Episide 15

You are Three-Claw, a Yautja hunter of the Cloud Viper clan. You have been tasked by your clan Matriarch to embark on a hunt on the world of Fey'lenn, or Pandora, as it is known to humans.

The previous quest thread is archived here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24777783/

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You stow your excess war gear and begin heading for the training grounds to meet your mentor. From a distance, you notice him training several young bloods out in the practice yard in wrist-blade combat. He sets up a few holo-targets and disappears inside the main dojo.

Do you:

A. Enter the dojo and greet your mentor.
B. Try to get the jump on your mentor by sneaking in (DC: Hard)
C. Go to the training yard and observe the young bloods.
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>>24798622
Welcome back, OP!
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>>24798622
A.

Let's try to make a good first impression
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>>24798622
A. I don't think he'd appreciate getting ambushed.
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Rolled 20

>>24798677
... I fucking love you.

>>24798622
B
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>>24798750
oh boy, critical sneaking success.
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>>24798622
>B.
I have a feeling he wants to ambush us. Let's take the initiative and preempt
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Rolled 5

>>24798622
B. The mission and training is infiltration. Lets show him what we can do.
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>>24798750
I love how you roll
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>>24798750
I'm so glad you rolled better than me.


I'm>>24798769
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>>24798750

We just gave our Mentor a heart attack.
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>>24798750
Does this choice automatically win even if it's outvoted? If no, changing my vote to this from >>24798684. Screw first impressions
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>>24798788
Roll with yo d20 is the only way to go.
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>>24798798

It's not a first impression, he's our god damn mentor and father figure, and that's an auto-crit, and thus, superior to every other option.
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>>24798750
I'm on board with this guy.


Welcome back, OP.
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>>24798793
Our mentor dies, making us the new mentor.
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>>24798820
>>24798750
B it is.

write up Incoming.
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>>24798622
Thanks for starting this one a little early. I love the quest, but I prefer to get to bed before 1 AM.
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>>24798857
More like out mentor gives us bro knuckles, and then we go out on the town to pick up bitches.
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>>24798870
uhhh, trip?
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>>24798622
>>24798870
OP forgot trip?
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>>24798880
"Well i see i have nothing to teach you. Wanna go get a beer and see how many rounds of flirting we can go without breaking a rib?"
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>>24798880
B-but what about the stealth lessons?
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>>24798677
welp thats it I quit, I can't compete with that.
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>>24798916
draw a FIS on it

you win
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>>24798927
Everything is worse with fis.
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>>24798916
No! Stay! All drawfags, all the time.
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>>24798916
the more the merrier, I say
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>>24798677
That is FUCKING AMAZING. It even has our personal crest on it. All of my yes.
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>>24798733
>>24798684
B (Critical Success)

You make your way to the dojo and decide to get the jump on your master.

You cloak, and silentmy make your way along the beams to the top of the dojo.

You peek downwards, and find your mentor speaking with a student.

You silently slide down from one of the cross-beams and approach your mentor from the side. You suddenly dash forward and tap your mentor on the shoulder. You feel his shoulder sink and suddenly he's upon you. He whips his leg behind him and knocks your foot off balance. As you fall backwards, he quickly grabs your hand and pulls you up.

He clicks loudly in amusement. "And so the student beats the master! My protege, I am proud. There are not many hunters on this planet who can boast the same.@

He claps you on the shoulder. "Or perhaps I am getting old, but I still have my techniques, and these I will teach you. These you must yet learn."

He gestures his other student to leave. He turns to you once more. "The moot has ended. I suspect the matriarch will summon you soon, and we do not have much time. But first, a favor."

He pulls a practice spear from the rack behind him and throws it to you. You catch it. He points to the practice yard. "I need you to go ambush the four younglings over there. Tap them in the head for me, prefrably without noticing."

You accept.

You look to your right. Through the window, you can see the four younglings focused on sparring with their holographic targets. They are currently facing the dojo.

Do you:

A. Sneak and climb to the top of the dojo
B. Sneak around and climb over the fences from the other direction to approach them from behind.
C. Cloak and charge them head on and take them by surprise. (DC: Medium-hard)
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>>24798677
Fucking great dude.

This quest is awesome in it's own right, but you Drawfags really make this quest.
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>>24798889
Ooops, you are right. Forgot the name.
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>>24798677
Damn that is a great man.
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Rolled 7

>>24799053
c

Lets see if luck is still with us
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>>24799053
>B. Sneak around and climb over the fences from the other direction to approach them from behind.
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>>24798677
Okay. We have a new quest title pic.

Thanks ANON!
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>>24799053
B
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>>24799053
>B. Sneak around and climb over the fences from the other direction to approach them from behind.
Better to be cunning than depend on luck.
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>>24799053
B. Don't want to make this too easy.
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>>24799053
B
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>>24799053
B
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>>24799053
I get the feeling we're being introduced to the younglings we will be taking with us back to pandora
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>>24799139
Foreshadowing Alert.
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>>24799139
They better perform competently. We're not losing anyone this mission if we can help it.
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>>24799097
It was my pleasure really. I look forward to Predator Quest every night.
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>>24799116
>>24799112
>>B. Sneak around and climb over the fences from the other direction to approach them from behind.

You activate your cloak and make your way around the perimeter of the training ground. The younglings are not wearing masks. They will need to depend on their hearing and natural awareness to detect you.

You realize tagging the first will be simple - but once you do, you'll have to either immediately get away and stalk the rest or move quickly to take them all by surprise before they can react.

You:

A. Attempt to sneak up and tag all four in rapid succession. (DC: Medium-hard)
B. Attempt to sneak up and tag one, then immediately roll away and disappear. (DC: Medium)
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>>24799164
Greyscalefag is best drawfag
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>>24799139

I really doubt that. We're not that short warriors, they're not going to send unblooded into an outright war zone.
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Rolled 14

>>24799170
>A. Attempt to sneak up and tag all four in rapid succession. (DC: Medium-hard)
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Rolled 5

>>24799170
B. Hit and run, motherfuckers
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Rolled 19

>>24799170
A.
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Rolled 12

>>24799170

A
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Rolled 20

>>24799170

A
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>>24799208
The dice are with us this night!
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Rolled 17

>>24799196
Oh goody, my first post in a few days and I roll a five. This bodes well.
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>>24799208
>>24799207
>>24799205

>That sudden onset
>That crit
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Rolled 18

>>24799205
Oh wow, my first dice roll in God knows how long. Not bad.

>>24799208
But not as good as dis.
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>>24799208

Damn it, not in the first three. Oh well.
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>>24799208
yesss
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>>24799207
>>24799208
they happened at exact same time! count them together
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>>24799205
>>24799208
Nobody roll anymore
>captcha MenalEu speaketh
So says the dice!
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>>24799222
I had forgotten how email is constantly posted. I am saddened now.
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>>24799208
A. Nat 20! Write-up incoming.
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>>24799240
Samesies.
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The dice are with us tonight.

Will they be with us with Round 2 against Fis though?
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>>24799240
>>24799247
I do not see emails posted, I just see dice-rolls
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>>24799267

The dicerolls ARE the E-mail fool.

He's saddened because he wasted a roll.
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>>24799267
No, I meant how email line keeps writing inside it over a number of posts. As such, I rolled dice when I did not want to roll dice.

I dun goof.
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One day. One day guys, we're not going to roll a nat 20 when we need it. One day, just you watch. It won't always be, killing 5/4 drones, sneaking up on our mentor, impaling queens with our ship, etc.

One day we'll get swallowed by King Fis, and we'll never come back.
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>>24799243
A. (Critical Success)

You position yourself with excellent poise behind your first target. In the distance, you notice your mentor watching with amusement.

You suddenly lunge forward and smack the first youngling square in the back of the head with the blunt spear. He howls and crashes to the ground. You leap over his falling form towards the second and third younglings and whip their necks with two quick strokes.

The fourth attempts to turn around, but you are too quick. You smack the side of his face with the broad tip and he falls down, hard.

You de-activate your cloak.

You see your mentor walk towards you. He berates the younglings.

"Poor form. What did I teach you? A hunter should never focus fully on the prey. He must be aware of everything. He must hunt the prey in context with the world around him. You were so focused on your sparring that you neglected to realize you were being hunted!"

The younglings each slowly stand up, each rubbing their bruised heads and necks.

The fourth has more trouble than most. You suspect you may have used a bit too much force when hitting him.

Do you:

A: Pull him up and say a few words of encouragement.
B. Let him stand up on his own.
C. Reinforce your mentor's lesson and berate him for not paying attention to his surroundings.
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>>24799341
Doubtful, PQ wouldn't just end the quest on a sour note like that.
Though I wouldn't be against some crazy fucked-up scarring.
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>>24799358
A
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>>24799358
>A: Pull him up and say a few words of encouragement.
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>>24799358
A. We father-figure-Predator now.
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>>24799358
A. Let's not kick them when they're down -- we're not even their teacher.
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>>24799358
A. "Remember: I helped you stand up after taking you down. The hard-meat will not be so accommodating."
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>>24799358
A.

Lets silently pick him up and then show him the proper form before we disappear back into the shadows.
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>>24799358
A
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>>24799358

B you are hunter or you are prey
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>>24799358
A.

We are Predator-senpai
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>>24799418
This
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>>24799418
This, yes.
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>>24799387
>>24799389
>>A. Pull him up and say a few words of encouragement.

You reach out with your hand and pull him up. You pat him on the shoulder. "It's all part of learning. Remember to practice hard and take each lesson to heart. You'll get there some day. I did."

The youngling sheepishly mutters thanks. You detect awe in his eyes.

Your mentor orders the students to resume practice, and bids you to follow him. You two enter the dojo once more, and he bids you to sit.

Do you:

A. Offer him the fish teeth now with the tale of how you came to best that beast.
B. Wait until later.
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>>24799496
B.
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>>24799496
B. When da masta tells us to sit, we sit. "Yessuh, Masta' Jackal."
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>>24799496
>B. Wait until later.
I think it can wait until after training.
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>>24799496
That's adorable. And B.
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>>24799496
B
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>>24799496
A.

Also, can we get a drawfag on a young yautja looking up with awe at super cool three claw?
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>>24799496
A. Unless it seems he has something urgent to say. We should take a jesting tone with this tale, with a lesson that we can't afford to underestimate our prey.
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>>24798938
oh man I am a little late to the party. Good to see you OP and good to see you guys again....also am I the only one who literally had a nightmare about fis?
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>>24799496
B.

We have little time to train as is. We can just throw him the fish teeth before we leave and offer to tell the tale behind it when we get back.
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>>24799554
Anon, don't be silly. Of course you're not the only one.
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>>24799496

A, he'll interrupt if it's absolutely pressing business.

"And so, pursued by WY forces, I met the... met the... the f-fis. No Fis. FIS NO. FIS PLS. PLS. PLS".
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>>24799581
I almost expect Fis to becomes /tg/'s new spiders...actually yea..**saves picture in /tg/ folder
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>>24799514
>B. Wait until later.

Your mentor places the training spear back on the rack and sits down opposite you. "Truth is, Three-Claw, I'm getting old. You were my first student, and I felt... stronger then. I was able to spend more time with you, and lead more by example. But now i have many more students, and I find myself unable to keep up. I was wondering, well, since it'll be soon enough that you'll be asked to take on apprentices of your own, perhaps you can help me with the training? Not long. A few sessions each day, until you leave for the upcoming mission. Will you do that for me?"

Do you:

A. Agree to take some time to help him train.
B. Tentatively agree, but say that you cannot commit to anything until you know what else you have planned.
C. Refuse, and say you do not have much to offer in terms of teaching.
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>>24799630
A. I know we have prior commitments, but he's our mentor.
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>>24799630
>B. Tentatively agree, but say that you cannot commit to anything until you know what else you have planned.
If we have the time, we'll definitely agree. We don't know what the matriarch will ask yet.
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>>24799630

A time to build up ourselves a team of Hunters. We got the ship, time to fill the beds
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>>24799630
A. "I know not how much I can add to wisdom such as yours, but I would be honored to help you teach.
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>>24799662

Seconding.
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>>24799667
this. A. We predtznaz now
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>>24799630
A. This will help us with the whole leadership thing.
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>>24799630
A although I'm assuming if the matriarch asks us to do something important before we leave our mentor would understand missing a day or two of helping.
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>>24799715
twas my logic
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>>24799630
A.

I'm sure we can spend a little time with our cute underclassmen
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>>24799630
B) but make it clear if we have spare time we WILL help him. Then give him the Teeth and tell him it was a great honor been his student and we look forward to learning more from him
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>>24799675
>>A. Agree to take some time to help him train.

"Of course. It would be an honor, though I lack your experience and wisdom."

Your mentor gestures thanks. "Good! Come by whenever you have some time! Now, time for your training." He taps his wrist computer and summons a holo-screen. A series of vids and diagrams begin streaming across the screen.

"Well. The best way to teach is by example. Let us revisit some of my older adventures. We can dissect each situation, I will share some techniques, and you can share your critiques. This way, we will learn together."

He brings a list of compiled hunting reports from his days as an elite hunter, and asks you to choose one.

Do you choose:

A: The hunt when Jackal infiltrated a large human frigate to extract and delete a key piece of information. His opponents include synthetics and human soldiers.

B. The hunt when Jackal infiltrated a hard-meat hive on one of the outlying human colonies and managed to take down a queen.

C. The time when Jackal was stranded on an alien planet filled with large predators, and managed to stay hidden in the jungle for 5 months before managing to repair his ship and escape. The local wild-life includes both large mammalian predators and small stinging swarms.
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>>24799823
B. It's something we have in common.
Though C is DAMN interesting.
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>>24799823
B.

A would be nice so we can learn how to take down Weyland's jive ass, but that isn't too hard.

C would be awesome, but idk.
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>>24799823
"this way we learn togehter" ....Jackal is the best predtadad ever...why am I feels right now...stop it feels

Also C I guess
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>>24799823
C. Broadest range of stealth techniques.
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>>24799823
B. It would be really interesting to see his strategy on taking down Queens.
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>>24799823

We already have experience bypassing humans so we're good on A, we already took out a Queen so B is out, I pick C since surviving the local fauna (including fis) is what we're clearly lacking.
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>>24799823
Immediate curiosity brings us towards B... But honestly I'm more interested in C - as we were almost stuck in that same situation

Voting C

Though a and c are both incredibly pertinent to what we're about to be doing
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>>24799823

B because a single hunter against a Queen and winning is beyond B A N A N A S
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>>24799892
We are kinda playing a Predator that did that.
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>>24799892

It was a normal Queen, while still impressive, not that rare.

>>24799903

We are playing a Predator that took on a Queen, that was as big as an Empress and several orders of magnitude meaner.
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>>24799823
We can probably learn the most from C so C it is.
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I'll change my vote >>24799856 to C. Just for the fis.
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>>24799823
>C.
Maybe we can learn a thing or two about FISHING
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>>24799882
>>24799892
>>B. The hunt when Jackal infiltrated a hard-meat hive on one of the outlying human colonies and managed to take down a queen.

He brings up the mission report on the holo-screen and begins to narrate. You listen intently to his experiences, and as he speaks of his experiences, he brings up the relevant recordings and maps onto the screen.

You spend a long time discussing each segment of the mission, and Jackal shares with you the lessons which he learned.

He shows you the best way to navigate through the maze-like tunnels, and good places to place mines to avoid getting surrounded.

He shows you how to tell how often a passage is used by examining the ichor, and how to tell whether a passage is temporary or a permanent fixture of the hive.

Through the session, you learn many small but important techniques in avoiding hard-meat patrols and hiding your tracks.

"Fight them on your own terms," your mentor tells you, and he shows you how.

At the last fight against the queen, the Jackal shares with you tactics and strategies to make the fight more even. "Watch the tail", he tells you, "It's the only weapon she has that's got reach."

At the end of it, you feel like you've learned much.

Do you:

A. Thank him and present the fish teeth as a gift.
B. Present the fish teeth as a gift and share with him YOUR experience with fighting the beast.
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>>24799823
I'd say A, it's the most pertinent to our future mission.
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>>24799823
C
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>>24800007
B. Compare/contrast.
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>>24800007
>B. Present the fish teeth as a gift and share with him YOUR experience with fighting the beast.

"Keep knocking her down - distract her, lead her into a firestorm, make her angry which makes her stupid"
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>>24800007
B. It's not really a boast, it's just us regaling the tale right?
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>>24800007

B share and maybe he can point out something important to us
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>>24800027
Wait, no, A then B.
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>>24800007

B. Bring up our own videos if we still have them.
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>>24800036
>B. It's not really a boast, it's just us regaling the tale right?

Yes. Story-telling.
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>>24800007
B
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>>24800007
A.
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>>24800007
B.
>So, we crash landed in this lake and got into a fight with a FIS. We would've normally taken it down in an instant, but the dice simply decided to screw us over that day
>what are you talking about, Three-Claw?
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>>24800007
>B. Present the fish teeth as a gift and share with him YOUR experience with fighting the beast.

Fighting Fis, right, not the queen? If so, this.
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>>24800036
>>24800039
>>B. Present the fish teeth as a gift and share with him YOUR experience with fighting the beast.

You unclip the teeth from your belt and present them to your mentor. He accepts gratefully. He examines them.

"Interesting... looks like it came from a large fish."

You begin to tell him how you met the large hammerhead beast underwater, and your ensuing fight. Your mentor listens with great interest. He clicks with amusement at the conclusion of the tale.

"Ah, yes. Consider this; that thing has been living underwater for eons. We prefer dry land. Of course the fight will be difficult, but I'm glad you came out on top." He begins to tell you of his experiences with underwater combat, and shares with you several tips to remain unseen underwater. "Hide in vegetation," he summarizes, "always be mindful of the current and go with it if you can."

You thank him, and bid him farewell.

On your way out, you notice several messages on your wrist computer.

One is a summon from the matriarch. The other is a summon from the Archivist.

You still have some time left in the day.

Do you:

A. Visit the matriarch
B. Visit the archivist.
C. Visit the market
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>>24800150
A. Let's not stall on a summons from the matriarch.
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>>24800150
A. Matriarch has precedence.
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>>24800150
A, sorry librarian-tan, the matriarch takes priority
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>>24800150
A

>CHOOSE YOUR MATE
>C. You chose money. You survive.
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>>24800150

Matriarch first, it'll be difficult to conduct business with broken ribs.
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>>24800150
>A. Visit the matriarch
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>>24800150
>B. Visit the archivist.
seriously how long are we going to avoid her?
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>>24800187
coward
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>>24800150
A all the way

>>24800183
Heh
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>>24800211
We have a proper excuse, duty calls and all that.

>>24800187
>>24800225
>implying we aren't going to get broken ribs one way or the other
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>>24800225

There is NOTHING cowardly about not wanting to mate with Yautja females.

That's just the -smart- thing to do.
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>>24800239
>That's just the -smart- thing to do.
so actively trying to bring about the end of the Yautja empire by not continuing the species is 'smart'?
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>>24800150
A.

I prefer to keep all of my internal organs before the moot.
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>>24800211
As long as we can keep TC alive.
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>>24800211
The archivist will probably understand if we keep her waiting because the matriarch called. Might not work the other way around.
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>>24800257

No, actively avoiding females that can easily crush your body and bite your head off in a moment of passion is smart.

Yautja mating is more immediately dangerous to your health than fucking around with the Fis for an extended period of time.
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>>24800257
If we mated, we'd spend the next six weeks in recovery.
A. Press call-nurse button.
B. Drink water.
C. Change channel on TV to Predator Idol.
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>>24800299
>Predator Idol
>A bunch of preds ripping the head off of things in the fanciest way possible.
10/10 would watch.
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>>24800299
Snu-snu
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>>24800299
are people just saying this about predator women because predator women or am I missing some source material somewhere?
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>>24800299
>reaches for water
>FIS flashback
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24800318
you don't know jackal YOU WERENT THERE
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>>24800150
A, visit the matriarch, but send the Archivist a response and tell her we'll be by to see her after meeting with the matriarch.
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>>24800317
I have no idea where it sprung up from. I vaguely remember reading it somewhere.
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>>24800299
>>24800292
>>24800257
>>24800239
>>24800187
Come on guys. All we need is to snort a bit of powdered fis, that shit will turn us into a Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
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>>24800337
I have this twisted version of the sadie hawkins day race in my head where females hunt and rape males....its ....fitting
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>>24800339
>Pandoran Fis is the equivalent of Spanish Fly.
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>>24800150
Also, please let the mating ritual rest on a die-roll.
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>>24800317
It's from canon sources - novels and comics.

Females are larger and more aggressive than males, a male named broken tusk reminisces in one book the number of times where he was literally thrown across rooms as part of mating.
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>>24800339
YES
right out of the matriachs cleavage...
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>>24800368
>die-roll
And the double-entendres start right there.
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>>24800161
>>24800171
>>A. Visit the matriarch

You make your way quickly to the Cloud-Viper Ceremonial Hall. You find the Matriarch on her way out. She sees you, and bids you to walk with her.

"Ah, Three-Claw. Just who I wanted to see. The moot has decided. Clan Sky-Spear will pledge their connections with humans to arrange for a confrontation between the ruling human clans and Weyland. The Night-Prowlers will have their shadow fleet in a blockade. Forge-Fire will have give us their listening outposts, and us, well, we will take the initiative in assembling the team of hunters and saboteurs to drop planet side."

She flags down her private shuttle, and enters. She bids you to join her. You do. The shuttle lifts off.

"Several clans have committed a few hunters, but I fear this effort will go badly unless someone is willing to provide the tip of the spear. She suddenly changes the topic. Tell me, do you think you're capable of leading? Or are you more of a lone wolf?"

Do you answer:

A. "I do not have much leadership experience, but I am capable."
B. "I find I work best alone, without being responsible for the actions of others."
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>>24800374
see though....it sounds like its worth it for some reason
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>>24800394

You won't be thinking that when your face gets bitten off.
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>>24800387
>A. "I do not have much leadership experience, but I am capable."
I think we would make a good leader.
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>>24800387

A *cue the Mass Effect music*
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>>24800387
A. We work best alone but we can still lead. I just hope that we get some pragmatic-minded Hunters instead of some gloryhounds.
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>>24800387
Jeez, they're both good. B, I guess.
>authority haltimu
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>>24800411
A
I also think we would make the finest of leaders...also if we do make a decent leader we will have a crew with which to hunt down the FIs and its kind
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>>24800387

Ehh

Ehhhhhhhh

Surely there is someone with more experience than us at this sort of thing. Can't we be part of the team, but not lead it?
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>>24800411
>A. "I do not have much leadership experience, but I am capable.
We lead our troops with tactics straight out of "Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War," I hope.
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>>24800387
A
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>>24800387
Bit of column A) bit of Column B)

We do our best work alone, but we could command when needed... if we are needed to step up to the task we gladly will, although truthfully it would be best to have an appropriate second.
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>>24800387
"I would be lying if I said the idea of leading appealed strongly to me, but perhaps that is merely a lack of experience talking. I also do not believe a lone wolf is the right choice for this mission, and you said yourself you were looking for a hunter who did not put personal pride ahead of what was best for the clan."

A.
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>>24800387
A

>3C is assuming command
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>>24800387
B.

We don't want any kill stealers on this mission
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>>24800442
"You four strap these mines to your chest and charge the queen. I'll detonate the mines when you reach her and finish her off!"
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>>24800374
while there are extreme examples of bedside passion exhibited by the females of the species, its mostly exagerated, otherwise the Yautja would have ceased to exit thousands of years ago

so, stop bitching, harden the fuck up and take her up on the offer already you goddamn pansies

and you fucking call yourselves hunters
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>>24800474
I'm relatively certain it's mostly just a fun joke.
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>>24800468
But if we're leading, all of this kills are technically accomplished because of us.
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>>24800474
DAMN STRAIGHT! LETS GET IN THERE AND GET OURSELVES A TROPHY!!! ...total fucking win I just realized they probably record that shit and keep it as trophy pron
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>>24800374
>Broken Tusk
SEE. SEE WHAT HAPPENS? IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL SOMEBODY LOSES A TUSK.
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>>24800484
that is actively locking out aspects of the quest, you cunts are so afraid of a woman you won't even talk to them
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>>24800474
Ah, the battle between being a Slack-jawed Faggot and a Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus.


Choices.
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>>24800502
broken tusk was fucking small time
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>>24800484
It's between a joke and 'here lies Three-Claw: didn't wear his armor during snusnu'
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>>24800484

It's not, not really, there is a very real chance we could die.

If you include the
>Librarian
>Not really interested in most males because they are glory hounds that go off half-cocked
>As an Archivist probably doesn't spend much time in social settings and is very busy, as such doesn't mate often
>Doesn't mate often and probably has a great deal of sexual frustration to go with it

It's like we have a Fatal recipe.
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>>24800422
>>24800423
>>A.

"I do not have much leadership experience, but I am capable," you tell her.

She is silent for a moment, lost in thought. "Good. That is what I need to hear. The planning will be carried out by Jackal. He will resist, and give excuses, but on my order, he will have little choice. When it comes to foresight and acumen, no male in this clan is his match.

"I want you to lead the tactical arm. I hear you have a ship of your own now. How many warriors are you comfortable with sharing it with?"

You answer:

A. I prefer to fly my ship solo.
B. I can take 1 other warrior.
C. I can take 2 other warriors.
D. I can take 3 more warriors.
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>>24800504
You might be right about avoiding that aspect of a quest. But it might be because we don't want this to be a Waifu-quest
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>>24800527
C. Three Pred teams are standard.
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>>24800504
Well, look at all the quests where /tg/ goes into active waifu hunting mode.
It stands to reason that now we're actual hunters, but not for waifus.
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>>24800530
I suppose i meant "I" not we. I don't presume to speak for everyone else.
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>>24800527

C.
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>>24800387
B. Let's be honest here, we don't have a fucking clue how to lead a team properly. Especially not for a mission of this kind of importance.

We're Opredator, lone wolf all the way.
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>>24800542
+ us would make 4!

C
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>>24800527
if not D, then C, then B, followed by A
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>>24800530
Every quest becomes a waifu quest if it lasts long enough
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>>24800560

No, two + us would make 3.

A 3 man team.

We have four escape pods on the ship, one is a spare, as it should be.
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>>24800555
Even BatYautja has a sidekick.....right?
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>>24800527
C. And hope this trio works better than the AvP trio.
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>>24800527
C sounds good.
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>>24800527
C.

3 is the best ratio. Enough people to handle crowds and just right to sneak into places undetected.
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>>24800576
LOLED
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>>24800527
> Are these hunters more or less experienced than TC?
C. Two is a good number, three might be too many to handle and being alone with one also feels like a bad decision.
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>>24800580
Yeah, let's hope we go more the route of the Predators te-
Oh. Ooooohhhhh.
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>>24800527
C.
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>>24800575
My B, i totally thought you selected D. My eyes deceive.

>>24800571
And that's why there is some resistance to it.
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>>24800580

If that happens, and we end up getting face-fucked, I'm going to track OP down and force him to run

>Impossibly Intelligent Pandoran PredAlien prowls Yautja Space Quest.
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>>24800610
fair point
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>>24800527
C, and ask if she has recommendations for warriors with a similar temperament to our own (less prideful, more tactical).
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>>24800615
....COOL
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>>24800527
We can take as many as 3 others. We should.
D
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Oh god.

What if we become...

THE Abomination from this game?

The PredAlien K-series Queen?
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>>24800527
2) we need space for special supplies and room to carry something else should the situation arise, plus with a smaller unit we can use our skills with the others easier. we don't want to many other hunters or things may get tight
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>>24800650

Our ship is pretty fuckhuge bro.

It also has cannons capable of fucking the shit of everything that isn't an actual space dreadnaught.
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>>24800527
>C. I can take 2 other warriors.
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>>24800615
>>24800571
How would one turn a Xenomorph quest into a waifu quest? I'm trying to think about it...and all of the results are hilarious.

>you spy an adorable little girl with impossibly large breasts. miraculously, you detect with your xeno senses that she's over 400 years old. What do you do?

>We take a face hugger and put it on her face.
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>>24800645
>awesome franchise
>console RTS
EA, what the hell?

>>24800571
Die a good quest, or live long enough to become MSQ.
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>>24800650
>>24800671
Seriously, our Dad's ship's plasma cannons have something like a 1.4 megaton yield.
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>>24800679
hmmmm it would be less romantic and more FOR THE QUEEN...which probably sounds like "hsssssssssssssskkkkkkkkkkkkkghhhhhhhhhhhhcddkkk" *spit flem spit*
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>>24800698
Having played it - it was actually fairly decent... for a console RTS that is
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>>24800698

The game itself was fucking amazing beyond words, but because it was

>Console RTS

It was like an aborted fetus of pure potential.

Don't diss AVP: Extinction.
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>>24800698
MSQ?
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>>24800580
>>C.

"I can take 2 other warriors," you tell her.

"Good. Take one from our clan, and one more from another clan. I will build a dossier of potential candidates and allow you to choose one. Your first mission will most likely be a reconnaissance one. Infiltrate the planet, and map out key Weyland facilities for us, but we can discuss the details later. For now, understand that the time for action is quickly approaching. Spend your time wisely."

The shuttle touches down at the courtyard of your clan palace. You and the Matriarch disembark.

Before you leave, you offer her the na'vi head and spine trophy as a gift.

She takes it gratefully and examines it.

"Curious, and thank you. I accept with gratitude, but I would ask you to bring this to the archives. It is relevant to your coming mission and I would like it studied."

Do you:

A. Agree with her assessment and take it back.
B. Tell her to accept this one and you'll find another for the archives after your next mission.
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>>24800721
I really enjoyed playing the xenomorphs, grabbing local wildlife, and making units with that.
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>>24800734
A
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>>24800734
>A. Agree with her assessment and take it back.
More gifts for Archivist girl.
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>>24800525
You forgot how kinky they tend to be as a rule to boot.

>>24800734
oh god the matriarch KNOWS.

A
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>>24800734
A.
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>>24800728
You don't want to know.

>>24800734
A
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>>24800734
A, We must become the Goddamn Sexual T-Rex.
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>>24800742

That's why it was an aborted fetus of pure potential.

Could you have imagined making your hives in custom campaigns, map-maker-esque maps, MODS?

Imagine the custom campaigns, you could have been just a praetorian that managed to escape on a supply ship, end up murdering everyone on board and getting ready to mature, touch down on an actual densely populated world, go to the sewers, become queen, and then...GROW.

GROW AND GROW AND GROW.
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>>24800750
>>24800753
>>24800754
>>24800758
>>24800760
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>>24800753
She's probably hoping that our Cold-calm Opredator genes will mix well with the Archivists knack for knowledge to build a bloodline of super capable Opredators for wetwork ops on other predators.
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>>24800734
A, but ask offhandedly if she's trying to get us killed.

Also, ask her if she has a recommendation for which other clan we should take a warrior from.
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>>24800758
normally I would let my curiosity get the best of me. but this is 4chan..so yea thanks for the heads up ill avoid at all cost
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>>24800745
>>A. Agree with her assessment and take it back.

You retract the trophy.

The matriarch bids you farewell, and leaves.

You look up. The day grows late. You have time for one more visit.

Do you:

A. Visit the archives.
B. Visit your mentor.
C. Visit the market.
D. Visit your mother.
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>>24800760

No Yautja male will ever become a Sexual Tyrannosaurus bro.

Not a single fucking one, because that IS a death sentence.
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>>24800771

You mean Arbitrators?
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>>24800775
A. It is time to become a man.
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>>24800775
Time to visit the archives; we have two deliveries to make now, and the Archivist did summon us.
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>>24800775
Strap on full-plate, and A.
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>>24800775
A lets go see what the archivist wants and deliver her gifts. Hopefully we don't have to many broken bones after this.
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>>24800764
>custom mods/ game mods
I had never thought about that possibility or how glorious that could have been.Now I am, and I am sad.
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>>24800775
A
We will do this. The dice are on our side. We will not die here.
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>>24800777
Faith, my brother. We must pray to our Lord and Savior, ZALGO
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>>24800775
A
*gulp* alright anons were gonna need to roll well(not a crit though cause then were REALLY fucked up).
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>>24800786
A
because now she gets TWO gifts
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Rolled 19

>>24800792
ROLLING FOR GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANOSAURUS.
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>>24800800
Or we have to roll 1d6 to see how many of our ribs are broken.
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>>24800810
If you had gotten a 20 I would of bitch slapped you across the internet. As shortly after that would of been the end of three claw.
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>>24800775
>A. Visit the archives.
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>>24800810

>19
>Not a crit
>We do fantastically well and are heralded by her as a masterful lover
>It wasn't a crit, so she tells everyone of the females she can instead of keeping it a secret
>We return from our mission only to die.
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>>24800810
Close enough.
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>>24800835
Oh fuck>>24800826 here you have a point goddamn it so long three claw it was nice knowing you.
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>Three-Claw's face when.
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>>24800800
>>A. Visit the archives.

You make your way to the archives. You find her busily scanning the large queen specimen with a surgical probe. She notices your entrance, and puts down the probe.

"Ah, Three-Claw. I have disturbing findings." She takes a severed portion of one of the tentacles from the Queen's crown. "I found out its function," she tells you excitedly.

Do you:

A. Interrupt her and offer her the synthetic head trophy as gift and the na'vi head and spine as specimen.
B. Interrupt her and offer her both trophies as gifts.
C. Let her carry on.
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>>24800865

C.
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>>24800810
Now we must compose a mating song in her honor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rKTUAESacQM#t=344s
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>>24800865
C. Let's be suave.
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>>24800865
C. Let her finish.
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>>24800865
C
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>>24800865
C
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>>24800865
C
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>>24800865
C
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>>24800865
>C. Let her carry on.
It'd be rude to interrupt.
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>>24800865

OH SHIT SHE'S INTO TENTACLE.

C, no need to interrupt.
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>>24800865
C.

I can picture her with glasses geeking out while waving the tentacle in front of our faces
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>>24800873
>>24800876
>>24800877
>>24800878
>>24800880
I agee with them
BUT I REALLY AGREE WITH>>24800874
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>>24800873
>>24800876
>>24800877
>>24800878
>>24800880
>>24800884
>>24800885
>>24800887
>>24800888
>>24800895
Coming to consensus.jpg
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>>24800865
Let the smart people talk.
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>>24800896
Anon we do that in the bedroom along with our break-dancing.
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>>24800783
Yes. Yes I do.
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>>24800906
who said this quote?
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>>24800896
>>24800911
The humans may not be as advance as our people, but they do know how to lay out some dope-ass rhymes to court their ladies.
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>>24800918
To be fair once it is known that we are a clever/smart bastard we would be quite popular among females due to the hope of smarter female offspring. The other stuff they would care less about because lol males.
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>>24800873
>>C. Let her carry on.

"It's a signal conduit," she explains. "It plugs into the ground and uses Fey'lenn's geo-magnetic structure to transmit information. Generally, a queen will have direct telepathic communication with her hive. But this - this allows different hives to communicate with each other. It's something unique to Fey'lenn. I have not seen its like elsewhere. Three-claw, do you know what this means?"

Do you respond:

A: "There is more than one Queen?"
B. "Hives will be able to work together."
C. "No. Tell me."
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>>24800923
I have no idea, but I want to say Sun Tzu. The guy who invented war. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h42d0WHRSck
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>>24800865
> She takes a severed portion of one of the tentacles from the Queen's crown. "I found out its function," she tells you excitedly.
Mind meld brain tentacle?
>
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>>24800940
C.
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>>24800940
B
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>Forgot his trip/name

I swear to god you mongrels do this on purpose
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>>24800941
I don't even have to look at that link to be 9/10 sure its the tf2 meet the soldier lol
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>>24800940
B
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>>24800940
B. we smart nigga
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>>24800940
B
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>>24800931
If we ever go to earth and we see some humans break dancing or doing their kick-ass rhymes/songs we should totally join them. It would be priceless not to mention imagine what we could learn.

B
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>B. "Hives will be able to work together."
Oh god.
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>>24800940
> A and B

"There is more than one Queen and they will be able to cooperate."
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>>24800940
ummmm ummmm both A and B? but...if only one B
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Irresistible.

reposting a previous drawfags pic.
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>>24800940
B

Go figure, the Pandoran Xenos have an Eywa of their own.
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>>24800940
A&B

Oh boy... I guess we should present the trophy and specimen now.

>>24800957
The scary thing is that predators operate off of soldier mentality "AND THEN WE USED OUR FIGHT MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY DEADLY ANIMAL... AND THEN WE HERDED THEM ONTO AN EMPTY WORLD, AND THEN WE KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM"
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>>24800940
Sounds like A and B to me. If we can only choose one B.
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>>24800974
damn drawfag you put that together quick
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>>24800976
>>24800969
>>24800970

What's worse, standard Xenomorph structure would mean that if there are so and so many Queens, like, 5 or so, they would have to fight and crown an Empress.
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>>24800940
B

>Na'vi Empress Queen
Ohshiiii
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>>24800990
it was from a few threads ago.
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>>24800979
YES!!!!!!
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>>24800940
A and B both: There are multiple hives and Queens, and they can coordinate and work together even at great distances? That is a most unpleasant thought.
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>>24800990
It's not mine, its from an older thread.
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>>24800963
>>B.

"Hives will be able to work together," you answer.

"Yes. Precisely. You have a very keen mind, Three-Claw. I'm not certain how quickly information can be transmitted across this network or how effective it is, but two things are certain. There's more than one hive, and they are capable of working together. I have compared notes with the data you have compiled for me. It seems much of the local wild-life use similar methods to communicate."

Do you:

A. Offer her the synthetic head trophy as gift and the na'vi head and spine as specimen.
B. Offer her both trophies as gifts.
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>>24801007

A.
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>>24801007
>A. Offer her the synthetic head trophy as gift and the na'vi head and spine as specimen.
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>>24801007
A.
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>>24800974
Ah I was hoping that would get posted.

>>24801007
A as ordered by the Matriarch.
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>>24801007
A
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>>24801007
A
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>>24801007
B of course its smooth and she could study either if she so chose
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>>24801007
A. "It just so happens I have another specimen to compliment your research. Oh...and this gift."
>>
>inb4 consensus
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>>24801007
B. We might get to put our break-dancing skills to use.
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>>24801007
A
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>>24801007
>A
So does this mean the other hives will know that I rammed a spaceship through one of the queens or does the fact that she didn't die until we reached open space help cover up the fact that she's dead to the others?
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>>24801007
A.
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>>24801007
A
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>>24800530
>>24800545
>>24800571
see the problem is you all think waifu'ing will fit into a quest about a Yautja hunter, it simply won't, their society and culture do not work that way, mating with a librarian or matriarch may bruise us, but it will not start a harem collection quest, thats one thing the Yautja do not do, if anything the females would do the collecting, but they don't because they are not human, so stop your bitching about waifu's, it just wont happen
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>>24801010
>> A. Offer her the synthetic head trophy as gift and the na'vi head and spine as specimen.

You take out the Na'vi head and spine. "This is from the Matriarch. She suggests you study it."

She acknowledges, and takes it.

You then offer her the synthetic head. "This is from me. A gift," you tell her. "In thanks for your hard work and aid."

She takes it and looks it over. "Not many males give me gifts. In fact, you're the only one," she looks again at the trophy.

She looks up at you. "Well. It's mating season, and I suppose I'm about the right age. Shall we?"

Do you:

A. Accept
B. Refuse
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>>24801089
>A. Accept
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>>24801089
A. NO TURNING BACK NOW.
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>"Well. It's mating season, and I suppose I'm about the right age. Shall we?"
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>>24801033
She wasn't connected when she fought us, and hence the other queens will not know what happened after she disconnected herself when the fight started.
Unless of course, lesser aliens have tentacles too, and are capable of communicating.
>A.
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>>24801089
A.

I'm not sure whether I'm hoping that "it's always the quiet ones" applies here, or that it doesn't.
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>>24801089

B

ABORT. ABORT. ABORT.
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>>24801089
lol OP
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>>24801089
A
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>>24801089
A.
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>>24801089

B why because mother most likely has already picked out our mate and we do not want to piss off mother
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>>24801089
>A
I forsee a visit to the surgical pod in the near future.
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>>24801089
A considering the Matriarch knew...
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>>24801089
A.

Who wants to live forever?
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>>24801089

>She looks up at you
>She looks up
>Up

Either Three-Claw is fucking tall or she is ridiculously fucking short.
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>>24801089
A
Guess it's time to nut up or shut up.
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>>24801089
DAMN!!! THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY (op really wants to get this over with I think...bonus points if OP writes up a painting of porn with the english language...extra bonus points if dose so without using the words penis vagina tits or boobs)
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>>24801089
>A
Let's do this.

LEEEEEEEEEEEROY!
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>>24801134
oh yea and A
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>>24801122

Predator's don't mate for life.

"Mate" means "Fuck" plain and simple, you can have favored mates, or only one mate, it's up to you.
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>>24801134
Ehh, I'd rather stay awaay from litporn. I've seen a few quest die that way.
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>>24801134
That's what pastebins are for.

>>24801089
A. We are a smooth opredator.
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>>24801079
Actually, many yautja females may lay claim to one male. Of course, they solve this teh yautja way. But we're NOT going to kill this quest with that.
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>>24801131
Turns out she's the predator equivalent of jailbait. Like Space 14 and Horny.
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>>24801134

>That escalated quickly

I don't think you understand Predators / Yautja very well.
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>>24801089
long as music related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=DMTXiNVc-1g&feature=endscreen
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>>24801158
>Space 14
Why do I find this so funny?
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>>24801158

Even at Predator equivalent of jailbait she would still be fucking larger than us usually.
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>>24801156
It is time to face death and laugh.
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>>24801158
Oh god does that mean we get tossed into space jail?
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>>24801160
No. We dim the lights, make sure our armor is on, and turn on this romantic tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYxbSRpVJ3s
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>>24801170
these are Yautja, age of consent is probably as soon as you can hold a blade
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>>24801134
A. Accept.

You follow her to her dormitory on the upper floors.

She tells you that it's her first time, and she's not really sure what she's doing.

"..but I'm always a quick learner," she tells you. "Do you have any experience with this?"

Answer:

A. Yes. Plenty of experience.
B. No.
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>>24801168
>>24801158
> Space 14
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>>24801122
At this point, our mother probably doesn't really care what we do - she'd like to see us live probably, but our life is our own.

Also life mates are incredibly rare things in yaujta society... they don't have a cultural concept of 'marriage'. As our mother is THE executrix (I'm assuming a position slightly below the matriarch) she chose our father as a consort, and they happened to stay together... he wasn't a 'husband' so much as they were two beings who happened to rub uglies exclusively.
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>>24801179

B
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>>24801170
But I don't want Space Rape.
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Rolled 7

>>24801179
A. ROLL FOR BLUFF
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>>24801179
B holy crap we got ourselves a virgin problem is she is a librarian so once she warms up...
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>>24801179
B. No need to be boastful.
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>>24801179
B. Honesty would be good here.

And this could be interesting, if she's not the typical aggressive female. Now, how often has she read about this...
>>
B
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>>24801179
B
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B)
>OH GOD WHAT AM I DOING!
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>>24801128
COME ON YOU APES, YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER?
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>>24801179
B.
Oh man, this is going to be hilarious.
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>>24801179
>doesn't know what she's doing...

oh god... our ribs..
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>>24801179
B.

We are as pure as undriven snow
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>>24801179

A

"Oh yes. You get the most pleasure if you stay perfectly still, not hitting us."
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>>24801170

Predator jail is more along the lines

"Get tossed on this barren fucking rock filled with almost nothing edible and things that hate you like nothing else, we'll be back in like...600 years."

Or get named a bad blood and fucking killed.
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>>24801179
B.
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>>24801179
B.
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This is going to be awkward as fuck isn't it?
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>>24801233
That's why we roleplay. We need to get out our robe and wizard hat.
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>>24801233
Yes.
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>>24801216
Oh shit oh SHIT were gonna DIE. She wont know how to hold back or be gentle sweet mother of yautja kind we are SO fucked.

>>24801233
Have you ever heard of what happens when two virgins fuck?
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>>24801233
"I-I'm sorry. That's never happened before."
"What? The minute of sex, or the 10 minutes of crying?"
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>>24801233
Awkward AND dangerous. We'd rather be with the FIS.
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>>24801256

"No, the crushed spine, broken ribs, ruptured organs and half my skull missing"
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>>24801210
>>B

You tell her it's your first time too. She clicks in arousal. She pushes you hard into her room, and you trip over a pile of data slates.

You manage to stand up.

She eyes you hungrily, quickly disrobes, and pounces towards you. Her massive figure bowls hard into you. You are thrown backwards and feel a sharp pain the back of your head.

You suddenly find yourself sailing through the air. You fall for what seems like eternity, and land hard on the pavement below. It takes a few moments before you figure out you've been thrown out of the window.

Fortunately, your armor cushioned your fall. You painfully begin to pick sharp fragments from your shoulders.

It takes a long time before you stand up.

Do you:

A. Go back inside.
B. Send her an apology letter and go home.
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>>24801269
A) We've never ran away from a challenge before
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A,

For fuck's sake.
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>>24801269

B lets go fight a hive of hard meat queens instead
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>>24801254
Actually I have firsthand knowledge this isn't going to end well.
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Rolled 9

>>24801269
A. We ain't no pussy.
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>>24801269
Oh shit nigga.

Maybe this is God trying to tell us not to go through with it...

Fuck it. Once more into the fray!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>24801269
A. We are a MAN, damnit.
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>>24801269

B

This is just like the alcohol from the Moot. Know our limits, live to fight another day.
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Rolled 4

>>24801269
pffffhahahahaha
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>>24801269
>shamefur dispray

A and face the enemy once again
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>>24801269
>A. Go back inside.
WE FINISH WHAT WE STARTED
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>>24801269
A fuck it we can't back down now it would probably piss her off.
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>>24801269
A to battle as this anon posted music for>>24801160 it is truly fitting. Not to mention pretty impressive our first time sees us getting thrown out of the window and going back inside again for more.
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>>24801269
A
We ain't backing down. Momma didn't raise no wuss.
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>>24801269
>>24801269
>>24801269
PUT ON YOUR WARFACE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7AlEvy0fJto#t=1s
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Oh wait a minute! Aren't we still geared up?

We could grapple gun back into her room!
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A.

THIS IS THE HARDEST BATTLE WE HAVE EVER FACED.

>>24801323

HAHAHAHA I'M USING THE TOOLS.
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>>24801323
OH shit lets enter with STYLE. seconded.
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Rolled 4

>>24801323

THIS MUST HAPPEN.
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>>24801269
A. Go back inside, and suggest that she might want to consider a different approach for her first time.
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>>24801269
A

We should have gotten some Heavy Armor when we had the chance. Stealth isn't going to help when she turns our pelvis to dust
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>>24801323
Holy shit if we still have our grapple gun we HAVE to do this!
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>>24801269
A) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEPx6nbbwz8&t=2m32s

YOU NEED TO HIT ME HARDER IF YOU WANNA KNOCK ME OUT.
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>>24801269
A
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>>24801323
YES YES YES
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Rolled 9

>>24801333

FUCK ME.
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>>24801323
>>24801330
>>24801331
>>24801333
>>24801338
A world of this.
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>>24801323

Changing vote to this.
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Rolled 5

>>24801323
Grapple gun back to the room.
Holo a hard-meat to distract her.
Stealth fuck.
Mines just because.
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>>24801318
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6vHOR8lzTg

TIME TO SHOW THAT BITCH OUR WAR FACE. BITCHES LOVE WAR FACES
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>>24801323
>Grappling gun it UP!

A damnit
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>>24801323
>grappel back and deploy holograms as a safety distraction
"You'll want to archive this data, babe."

A
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>>24801323
YESSSS
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>>24801287
>>A. Go back inside.

You stumble your way back inside. The archivist mumbles several apologies. "Sorry Three-Claw. I suppose I was too rough."

"It's alright," you mutter.

She seats you down by her bed. "Maybe we should try another time. What do you think?"

Respond:

A. "Let's try again." (DC: Medium)
B. "Yes. Another time."
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>>24801269
A)hoy there, matey.
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Rolled 20

>>24801372
A. Do the impossible.
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Rolled 11

>>24801372
A
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Rolled 6

>>24801372

We ain't no bitch. We are a HUNTER.
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Rolled 11

>>24801372
>A. "Let's try again." (DC: Medium)
Mama didn't raise no faggot.
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Rolled 13

>>24801372
>A
If I can kill a Pandorian Queen, I've totally got this. BRING IT ON!
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>>24801323
Oh shit, YES
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>>24801372
A. deploying hologram Three claws for distractions
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>>24801378
...
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Rolled 18

>>24801372

A this is the first time I hope these dice fail and save us
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>>24801378

I'm gonna stop rolling. Go with this guy.
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>>24801378
>>24801378
>>24801378
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>>24801378
GOD
DAMN
SEXUAL
TYRANOSAURUS
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>>24801378


THERE ARE NO WORDS.

NONE.

AT ALL.
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>>24801378
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>24801378
Are you serious? Did this really just happen!?
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>>24801378
>Rolled 20
Critical Lovin'
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>>24801378
Great Success.
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>>24801378
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>>24801378
A. Critical success! Write up incoming.
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>>24801378
Well we just gave her the best fuck of her life.
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>>24801372
A. Perhaps it'll be a learning experience for her.

>>24801378
You. Are. Awesome.
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this thread is going to have the best archive description ever
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>>24801401
PREPARE YOUR BODIES. CRITICAL HIT WE THROW HER ACROSS THE ROOM OUT THE WINDOW LEAP DOWN AFTER HER AND PROCEED WITH THE HUNT
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>>
Song related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1R8XKIv_YM
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>>24801378

>Ruined her for every other male
>Made the entire clan hear her scream our name

We are dead.
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>>24801414
She's never done this before, so that's not saying much. I think we made Clan History tonight.
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>>24801378
>Do the impossible
>See the invisible
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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Alright anons after this mission we MUST go on a very VERY long hunting trip(run away). I am talking we don't show our faces for a very long time. Cause if we come back we die, the females will see to that.
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>>24801378
Here's your song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
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>>24801434
Honestly it probably sounds like two yaujta are MURDERING each other in that room... I'd be surprised if the whole archives don't come running... and then end up recording it for posterity's sake.
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>>24801434
Hahaha, you KNOW the Matriarch is going to found out about this.
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>>24801434
After this, she'll never want to do it with any other male again. They just won't be able to live up to her first time.
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>>24801451
...Hopefully we don't end up as a family man.
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>>24801449
I killed us. Oh god, I killed us.
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>>24801378

AND THUS THREE CLAW GAVE THE DICK

AND THE DICK WAS GIVEN.

AND THEN PROPHECY WAS REALIZED, THE SPAWN OF THE GREAT DICKING WENT ON TO RULE THE UNIVERSE.
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>>24801464
>They just won't be able to live up to her first time.
neither will we
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>>24801451

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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>>24801437
>Yours is the spear that shall pierce the heavens!
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>>24801462
Isn't our mask is recording everything?
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>>24801378
>>24801378
"WE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT!!!"
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>>24801476
Cause were gonna DIIEEE.
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>>24801476
I dunno, OP might just declare us Master of Dickings, and we'll automatically be awesome every time.
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>>24801472
what happens to quest if she really dose kill us? total fucking win we start to play as either 3 claws children, or that guy we helped off the floor
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>>24801469
>MediumMeat

Ain't nothing medium about that meat.
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>>24801476

We get auto-crits when it comes to mating now, as this was our first time.

Master of Dickings is go.
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>>24801457
Naw, all those older experienced Archivist Yautjas know whats up and are probably really happy for Librarian-tan.
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>>24801492
"I am Three-Claw, Master of Dickings."

Has a nice ring.
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>>24801503
They'll be calling us Third-Leg after this.
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>>24801412
>>A. Try again. (Critical success)

You grit yourself, ignore the sharp pain in your shoulders, and prepare for the onslaught. You are thrown around like a ragdoll, and manages to smash into every piece of furniture in the room. You try your best to balance yourself, and manage somehow to hold your own.

For a few moments, you are even able to enjoy yourself. After what seems like eternity, you hear the archivist howl and suddenly find yourself thrown through the window once more. Thankfully, the wndow was already broken. You manage to land on your feet and immediately enter into a combat roll. You stand up, and is thankful for your armor.

You hear the archivist call you from above.

"Thank you, Three-Claw. I had a wonderful time. Let's do it again. Was it fun for you?"

Do you:

A. Mumble "yes".
B. Mumble "no, not really".
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>>24801485
>we go back to our mentor for another point by point discussion of dealing with females
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>>24801503
>>24801497
>>24801492


Master of Dickings indeed.
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>>24801512
>A. Mumble "yes".
Masochism is go.
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>>24801512
C) Sure, something like that
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>>24801512
A.
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>>24801512
Shit, let's go again.
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>>24801512
>A
Light up a cigar.
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>>24801512
A
then hobble to our mentor and ask how badly we fucked up.
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>>24801512
C victory lap...and doctor
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>>24801512
C. We give her a thumbs up (or culturally similar gesture) and then GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>24801512

Yeah we did.
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>>24801512
A.

Then run to med-bay.
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>>24801512
A
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>>24801534
Maybe he will have a few pointers for us. I imagine he will at least get a good laugh out of it.
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>>24801512
C. I'll remember it for the rest of my life.
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>>24801548
>"You'll want to board up any windows, lock all the doors, remove any valuables to a safe, three mile distance, and most of all... wear protection. The heaviest armor available."
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>>24801548
Well more along the line of after him getting done laughing his ass off he would make it abundantly clear that we should take a LONG hunting trip.
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>>24801559
I just realized....is this why they don't have cod pieces?
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>>24801559
>Protection
>Armor
You win an internet cookie.
Next up, a doctor
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Rolled 6

>>24801512
C. Round 2?
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>>24801573

Oh they do, they just wear loincloths and tabard over them.
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Jeez you can't even read the text with that try this one.
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>>24801578
>Next up, a doctor
Eh, we're fine. We just got knocked out a Window.
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>>24801573
Oh shit I never realized that before...I suppose it does explain a lot.
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>>24801512
A.

Which reminds me, does Predator Life Insurance cover mating-related injuries?
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>>24801534
>>A. Mumble "yes".

Her eyes light up. "Great! We should do it again. Good night, Three-Claw."

With that, she bids you farewell. You make your way home with a painful limp. Your entire back seems to be bruised.

You lay down on your bed and sleep soundly.

It is the next day.

You notice a message on your wrist computer. It is from the Archivist, informing you she's discovered another important knowledge.

Do you:

A. Visit your mentor.
B. Visit your archivist
C. Visit the market.
D. Visit your mother.
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>>24801591
Twice.
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>>24801559
>"Make sure you've got your Honor Device ready. No not that Honor Device. Your OTHER honor device. You can't go in without your Honor ready. Yautjesus Three-Claw don't you know anything?"
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>>24801591
Twice. But not before getting thrown against every piece of furniture in the room.
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Would our mentor mind a late night call?
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>>24801594
>C. Visit the market.
Lets get shopping over with. Then visit Archivist. Then visit Mentor.
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>>24801594
B
looks like it may be time for round two...
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>>24801594
>A
Let's go see Library-Tan
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>>24801594
C, then A, then D, then Pandora, then B.
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>>24801594
B. Visit the archivist.
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>>24801594
B) this seems like it has potential for disaster, but let us find out what she discovered
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>>24801600
>Yautjesus
I'm in stitches!
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>>24801594
B. Knowledge is power.
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>>24801594
C.

We have cash to burn and little time to do it. Preferably some 'Eavy Armor while we're at it
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>>24801594
B
>another important knowledge
>"Turns out Yautja males are sturdier than expected"
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>>24801594
Oh god she has another message for us already? B I guess.
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>>24801594
Mentor, in this dark hour we need him most of all.
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C.

Lets shop! There must be a market for mating "protection".
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>>24801594
B, Archivist, both for information and to see if we might be able to convince her to be wild and experimental by *not* turning this into a battle.
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>>24801594
B, though I have a sneaking suspicion that she doesn't actually have critical information for us.
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>>24801641
We don't need a market for this kind of protection, we need an armory.
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>>24801642
You mean like... find video of human copulation, sappy and romantic and gentle, "experiment"?
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>>24801642
>"Oh three-claw you're such a perv."
B. Then we need to talk to our mentor about this data. Lets see if he's ever dealt with an Empress.
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>>24801642
"Archivist-san, I'd like to try something new."
"What is it Three-Claw?"
"Could we maybe... do consensual sex in the missionary position?"
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>>24801649
Well even if she doesn't we just go thrown out a window twice during mating then had to balls to go right back in to talk.
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>>24801656
>video of human copulation
>human copulation, sappy and romantic and gentle
Not compatible with each other.
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>>24801662
>FOUL PERVERT! OUT OF MY LIBRARY!
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>>24801672
I'm a little sad we didn't get to grapple in through the window. Maybe someone could draw that?
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I still can't believe we got a nat 20 on Three Claw's first dicking.
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>>24801662
kiss

>>24801687
Eh, it was only rolling with the joke. I would rather we take a break from copulation for a bit and focus on other endeavors.
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>>24801660
>>24801662
Well, librarians do have a certain kinky reputation to uphold. Perhaps we might be lucky.
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>>24801690
Likewise, was expecting awesome gadget usage
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>>24801695
Why do you think we're invited back so soon?
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>>24801697
>kiss
I don't mean "keep it simple stupid" I meant smootching with the attached pic.
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>>24801695
Not just that, but way up the thread I joked about rolling for sex and got a 19. We're destined for greatness.
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>>24801712
oh dont you worry, we used some awesome gadgets indeed
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I wonder if it's considered bad form to set off your honor device during a bad mating.
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>>24801695
There's got to be carry-on effects from that, right?
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>>24801695

Hopefully that means we have MAXIMUM DICKING output whenever we engage in it.

I don't really want to test how it would go if the Quartermaster of the Armory wanted to go after us, that bitch is huge, and built.

Or the Matriarch.
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>>24801594
B, but only if we try to see if she's into that "not severely injuring males" kink scene.
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>>24801624
> B, Archivist,

Still sore from the night before, you make your way over to the archives. The archivist greets you brightly.

"Greetings Three-Claw. Hope you've had a good rest. Come, look at this."

She brings you over to a wire-strewn platform, upon which the synthetic head you bought her yesterday sits, connected to many wires.

The head looks at you, and blinks.

You are suddenly taken aback.

She explains, "Its cortex is still in one piece. Getting it powered was trivial. I've managed to extract its memories. Would you like to take a look?"

Do you:

A. Take a look at the synthetic's memory snapshots.
B. Ask to speak to the severed head.
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>>24801743
A
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>>24801743
A. Memories first, then we can talk with the head.
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>>24801743
B. Let's see what it knows.
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>>24801740
She's a librarian. Name a fetish, and she has it.

>>24801743
A
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>>24801743
A
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>>24801743
A
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>>24801743
A.

Yes. Just as planned.
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>>24801743
>>24801743
>>24801743
A. Memories first.

However, I think we should collect more heads as trophies. Then we'd have the Talking Heads.
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>>24801756
So she might even be into vanilla?
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>>24801743
A. It would likely refuse to speak anyway.
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>>24801743
>A. Take a look at the synthetic's memory snapshots.
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>>24801743
A.

>>24801756
>She's a librarian. Name a fetish, and she has it.

We can only hope.
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>>24801785
Is vanilla a fetish?
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>>24801796
For predators it is.
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>>24801752
You take a look at the memory imprints. The archivist explains to you that what you're looking at are the recorded visual data from the synthetic, back when it was alive.

Through its eyes, you take a tour through the Weyland laboratories. You notice several instances of the synthetic himself performing several experiments with the local pandoran wildlife.

You realize this synthetic must have been either a researcher or an aide.

Do you:

A. Ask the archivist to compile a list of experiments from the synthetic's memory to figure out what they were doing.
B. Ask the archvist if you can speak to the synthetic.
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>>24801776
>the Talking Heads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
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>>24801818
B. right now, A can be done offscreen
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>>24801818
Can she extract and copy the memory, before we attempt to speak to it?
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>>24801818
B. Talk talk talk talk.
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>>24801829
Presumably, everything is on record.
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>>24801818
A. the more we know the better
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>>24801818
>B. Ask the archvist if you can speak to the synthetic.
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>>24801818
B.
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>>24801818
B.

A can be done later. If necessary we can talk to the mistress of ships to have her brought close to pandora if long range communication is not possible and she finds something particularly juicy
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>>24801818
B. There'll be time for A later.
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>>24801826
>>24801834
>>B. Ask the archvist if you can speak to the synthetic.

You ask if you may communicate to the severed head.

She points you to a holo-screen console beside it. "Yes. Type in your queries. I'm not certain how corrupt its processing center is, or how many questions it's able to answer before going silent."

Do you ask:

A. "What were you doing on Pandora?"
B. "Who is your leader?"
C. "What was your role in the Weyland Clan?"
D. "What do you know about the infestation?"
E. "What sort of experiments were you conducting?"
F. "What are the assets Weyland has deployed on site?"
G. Other
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>>24801158
>jailbait

So she looks like this?
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>>24801887
>F. "What are the assets Weyland has deployed on site?"
Priorities.
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>>24801887
>F. "What are the assets Weyland has deployed on site?"

then D, then A
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>>24801887
G. What is you quest?
But no really, E.
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>>24801887
F, E, D, A, and B, in that order.
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>>24801887
E
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>>24801887
F
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>>24801887
F, E, A, and finally D
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>>24801918
Seconding this
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>>24801918
>>24801943
Really quickly so he has no time to answer.
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>>24801887
I'd say E is highest priority, followed by F, and then D.
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>>24801887
In order:
E, B, C, A, D, F
G: Ask about it personally, that it is a researcher suggests cunning and creativity. Are they disposable artificial persons?
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>>24801953
>the synths head explodes as he tries to answer all of the questions at once.
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>>24801907
>>F
"What are the assets Weyland has deployed on site?" You ask.

The severed head goes into a spastic fit. "C...c...c...classified.."

The Archivist quickly manipulates a few controls. "Right. Try again."

You ask again.

The head stops its spasms. A long manifest begins to scroll across the the holo-screen. You note, among them, names, ranks, roles, vehicles, ships - the entire corporate roster of Weyland. Several entries are redacted, but there is a wealth of information regardless.

A. "What were you doing on Pandora?"
B. "Who is your leader?"
C. "What was your role in the Weyland Clan?"
D. "What do you know about the infestation?"
E. "What sort of experiments were you conducting?"
F: Other
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>>24801979
E.
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>>24801979
E
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>>24801979
E
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>>24801979
>E. "What sort of experiments were you conducting?"
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>>24801979
e
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>>24801979
We should ask her if its ok to just keep asking it things until it breaks or if she has further use of it
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>>24802092
Yeah, it does belong to her now after all.
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>>24801993
>>24801998
>>24801982
>>E

"What sort of experiments were you conducting?" You ask.

"G...g...genetic sequencer 544. S...s....splicing native fauna f...f... f... flora."

The head remains silent for moment, and goes into spasms once again. Milky fluid leaks from its eyes. Suddenly, it is still. It stares directly at you. Its voice modulates, and it speaks clearly.

"We know your kind. We have met another long ago. You are advanced, and your technology is lethal, oh yes. But we will take take it all, and we will build from your ashes a better humanity. We will take your greatest creations and turn them into your greatest nightmares, and we will unleash them upon your kind. Ashes to ashes, soon enough."

The head spasms once more, and is silent.

The archivist frantically flips a few switches, but to no avail. She looks at you apologetically.

"That's it. Its own cortex is fried. I'll take what we managed to extract and compile a report out of it."

You leave her to her work, unsure of what you just witnessed.

Do you:

A. Visit your mentor
B. Visit the market
C. Visit your mother
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>>24802092
This
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>>24802166
Apologize to her for what happened to the trophy we gave her, and thank her for the invaluable information from it.
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>>24802166
D. Take this information to the matriarch first.

Then I'd say A, mom can wait till after our training session with the pups.
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>>24802166
A followed by C then B
speaking of a market, what is our currency?
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>>24802182
That indeed; it'll be needed when planning the mission.
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>>24802166
>>24802180
This and time to move onto market as we *never* got to go there yet
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>>24802166
We need to ask our mentor advice on leading. Also this new info is disturbing.

Although, i wonder, do they think we're the Engineers?
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>>24802183
We have 74000 credits.
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>>24802166
>>24802182
D then A, definitely.
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Rolled 18

>>24802166

b so we can buy a gift for mother
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I'm>>24802206

A.


Also, upon rereading, i realize they don't think we're the engineers.
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>>24802182
>>24802214
One more for matriarch?
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>>24802225
Sure why not she probably needs to hear this.
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>>24802225
>>24802190
There's one more.
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>>24802229
>>24802214
>>24802190

You make your way to the clan palace, looking to report the latest development to the matriarch.

You arrive at the palace grounds and are greeted by her aide. She recognizes you instantly and directs you to the Matriarch's office immediately.

The matriarch greets you. You prepare to tell her what you have learned from the synthetic head.

________________________________

End of Episode 15.

Thanks for playing everyone! See you next time!
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>>24802261
Sweet, thanks man.
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>>24802261
My balls, they're busted.
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So who wants to bet the matriarch makes some sort of snide remark about our escapades with the librarian last night? I mean getting thrown out a window twice had to draw some attention.
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>>24802261

Thread has been archived here:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24798622/
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>>24802299
Then there is fact we came back for more and rocked her world with that crit anon...
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>>24802331
God I hope that hasn't spread to far around town yet. I don't want to die before our mission.
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>>24802327
next thread when?
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>>24802358
I am more worried about AFTER our mission especially when you consider our accomplishments. Even worse we required the rare title of High meaning despite being male we actually are a political force to be reckoned with and NOT just influential.
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>>24802368

Not certain - soon, most likely.

No session on Wednesday for sure, though; I'll be on a plane then.

Keep an eye on my twitter. I'll give daily updates usually 1 hr before the session.
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>>24802393
Well hopefully we got the librarian knocked up so we can play as our son when we get fucked to death.
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>>24802418
Yeah...that certainly does seem likely. Any idea for names for said child?
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>>24802435
Twenty-claw.
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>>24802435
Conquest is a nice name.
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>>24802393
list of how royally fucked we are when it comes to females.

we're actually really clever despite being male and got brains(very useful trait for a mate when it comes to producing other females)
took out a human marine ship solo
took on an entire mutant hive as a freshly blooded hunter as the sole Predator(holy shit)
took on a pandoran mutant queen solo(holy FUCKING shit)
successfully navigated politics despite being male(curious especially considering our age)
Acquired the title High(oh god WHY)
Survived dealing a librarian(kinky) females first time meaning very no self control(big balls)...and came back for seconds(got MASSIVE balls)
Crit success on said virgin female(should take a little while for word to spread but when it does...)
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>>24802516
Elder males have probably done more impressive things.
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>>24802527
Possibly problem is we did all of this as a freshly blooded hunter. We be causing some big ass ripples, that shit doesn't go unnoticed especially for one as young as our self.
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>>24802516
Well if we don't die during mating we are on our way to becoming a damn good mentor.
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>>24802540
Aye if we don't die due to a mating accident(by far our mostly way to die despite Fis) we will goddamn legend at this rate.
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>>24802538
I was going to end the first part by having us barely escape the planet having discovered the queen...

... but the 20s man, the 20s.
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>>24802552
>mating accident
as long as we dont have sexytimes with librarian-tan near a balcony or windows we should be fine
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So it's finally happened...
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>>24802651
>filename
:D
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>>24802625
We're putting an armored shutter on that fucking window, I swear to god.
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>>24803163
we need to have a specially armored and strengthened room in our ship, it can be our second trophy room
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So, after that little outburst from the severed head, do we now have an excuse to blast Weyland back to the stone age? Because that seems like a really good idea for the whole galaxy.



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