>>24772893
"Back to work you lazy arses!"

>>24772893
>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

>>24772893
>Follow their gaze.

>Follow their gaze.
>Smack Rich's head and remind he has a girlfriend.

I think the MC can stand to see it for a bit, but we must keep Rich on track.

>>24772893
>Follow their gaze.
Better see what's got their attention.

>>24772949
This. Probably

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
Admonish them then when their heads are down, look.

>>24772978
that's hypocritical

>>24772949
Agreed.
He's a man in a relationship now.

>>24772893
>Follow their gaze

Gotta at least see what's stopping the work before bitching them out.

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>>24772893
>Follow their gaze.

>>24772949
This.

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>>24773012

Rolled 6, 6, 8 = 20

>>24772893
>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
Rich, do you really want Saori to krump you good for ogling other women?

>>24773072
I wonder if Saori's joining in by chance, if so and if he's just looking at her, it's AOK for a time.

>>24772893
>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

>>24772949
this

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>>24772893
>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

Rich, Saori is gonna krump ya sumfin fierce. And we can't have that, because as long as you're all lovey-dovey with her you aren't sexually harassing the rest of the school.

Don't fuck this up.

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

>>24772949
This.

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

Can't let 'em be lazy now can we?

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>>24773012

>Follow their gaze.
>Smack Rich's head and remind he has a girlfriend.

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

I'm now regretting that we aren't green.

>Follow their gaze.

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

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>>24773012
>follow gaze
>Smack Rich

>Follow their gaze.
>Smack Rich's head and remind he has a girlfriend.

>>24773245
Poor poor Yuzu, being forced to do all the work

>>24773245
She's got a big brain.

>>24773270
She seems to take orders pretty well.... not sure if the swimsuit was her idea or not

>>24773292
Probably not.

>>24773245
This many times over.

>>24772893
>Follow their gaze.
>Smack Rich
>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

>>24773245
this, what's the point of Yuzu doing her thing if we're not going to look?

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"
that nasty shade of blue wont wash itself off

>Follow their gaze.
>Smack Rich
>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

>>24773556
Better than losing morale and having gay rumors pop up about the MC.

>>24772893
>>"Oi ya gitz! Git back t'work!"

Lazy buggers won't get themselves back to work, we're a commander, act like one.

"What are you guys even..." You follow their gaze along to the 38(t). Well, not the 38(t) itself, but the soaking wet, bikini-clad Yuzu on top of it. "...Hmm." It's... quite alluring, watching her scrub the top of that panzer like that... You blink. Tank, it's called a tank.

You reach down and slap Richard upside the head. "Ow!" He yelps, turning around and rubbing the back of his skull. "What did you do that for?!"

"You've got a girlfriend now! Act like..." Your gaze catches the vice-president again and your sentence is lost again, gone against the rhythmic scrubbing and the suds and the...

"Really, Commander?" Rose says annoyed as she climbs up out of the turret. "You could at least try to be discrete."

>"Buh... Buhkeeeneee..."
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

>>24773633
Yeah, but if you know why, it gives you ammunition.

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
people might get the wrong idea...

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

Before Rose kills us.

>>24773654
>>"Buh... Buhkeeeneee..."
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
Bit of both.

>>24773654
>Tank, it's called a tank.
Techncially, MC, that one IS a Panzer. PanzerKampfwagen 38(t) is the official designation.
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

>>24773665

It's giving Rose ammunition, that's for sure.

>>24773654
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
But then quick sneak look to help you concentrate

>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

Okay fun's over.

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
We have eyes only for Yukari

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

>>24773654
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
Come on, man. You want to get krumped by Rose?

>>24773654
>"Buh... Buhkeeeneee..."
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
Gotta go both

>>24773654

Shake yourself out of it!

"I swear this place is going to kill me..."

BACK TO BLACKJACK!!!

>>24773654
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

Needs moar Duck team

>>24773654
"Man. Tits. Sopping wet. I rest my case."
Get back to work.

>>24773654
>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!
"Bloody hell."

I wonder if the MC'll be ready for the swimsuit OVA. At least Rich would have something nice to look at.

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

Alright, stereotypical male time is over.

>>24773654
"You're right Rose! Men! Strip down, we're showing these girls what tanking makes of Men."

Then squeeze a sponge over ourselves and get to work

>>24773828
Rich, get the boombox out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqtb3jmAzi4

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>>24773828

>>24773828
...sortofwant. Do it!

>>24773799
You thought wrong! Time for lady fan service!

Patrick, grab the hose, Rich wash yourself with a sponge, slowly, ill straddle blackjack's cannon in my helmet

>>24773828
I...kinda want this...if only for lulz or as a joke to Rose

>>24773863
BEACH
VOLLEYBALL

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

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>>24773863

>>24774059
even if it royally backfires?

>>24774111
Well, if were saying that to troll Rose, I'd be fine with that

>>24773828
This has my vote. We're long overdue for shenanigans.

>>24774213
if it kept only to words yeah but not actions.

>>24774238
have you forgotten what's said about /tg/ decision making such as yours?

>>24773828
This needs to be done.

>>24774291
refresh my memory please

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>>24774058
>>24774111
>All-girls school
>only boys in the school start beefcaking

I support this plan.

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>>24774291
>have you forgotten what's said about /tg/ decision making such as yours?
Making like Harmon Rabb Jr in a courtroom with an MP5K is a better choice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbAjM1Pebuk

>>24774291
>>24774336
Plucky shonen spirit is all well and good, but sometimes, a true warrior needs to do a little something for the ladies. Follow your dream! You can reach your goal! BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAKE!

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>>24774058

>>24774336
Yes, basically "taking a gun and shooting it up in the air at the ceiling" being a better decision than what /tg/ usually makes.

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>>24774335
And what happened next.

>>24773654
>>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

I just got here, and all I have to say is OH GOD WHY.

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>>24773828

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I am glad i started this.

But yes, Beefcake for the ladies, afterall, you cant strut around an all girls school as 100% All American Beef without cutting loose the pythons every once and a while.

Rich, this is important, Slow-mo high five me Now!

>Shake yourself out of it! This is unbecoming of a Tank Commander!

You realise you're standing on top of the largest tank on the line, still painted robin's egg blue just to make it stand out, oggling across four other tanks at the assets of a girl. You aren't exactly the subtle type, but that's still beneath you. You shake your head, forcing your gaze away as the President sprays Yuzu with a hose.

"Um... Er. I wasn't looking at anyone." You say, taking a seat and putting the turret of the Lee between you and the glistening female form. "How's the... um, gun servos. Working good?"

Rose stares at you flatly. "Yeah. Just dandy."

"What?" You say, finally breaking under her gaze. "We're guys! We can't help it!"

"Yeah. Sure." She says, sliding down the other side of Black Jack's turret. You turn and notice Patrick is still staring and kick him in the shoulder. "Back to work, pervert." You throw a wet sponge at the back of Roy's head. "You too!"

>Check in with Miho's crew.
>Chat with El Presidente
>Introduce yourself to the Freshmen.
>Introduce yourself to the Volleyball team.
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the Volleyball team.

How does that even work on a ship?

>>24774799
>>Check in with Miho's crew.

I have to admit, I'm actually tempted to talk with Anzu due to the reference.

>>24774799
>Top Gun it up

>>24774799
>>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
THE TIME HAS COME

>>24774859
DON'T FORGET THE PATTON HELMET

>>24774799
>>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
It's time.

>>24774859
>>24774876
This!

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
This needs to be done, Patton helm on, shirt off.

>>24774799
>>Introduce yourself to the Freshmen.
>>Introduce yourself to the Volleyball team.
>>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
meet the other teams

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
While wearing our Patton helmet. We need to inform Erwin that we read her book.

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
Wear that helmet proud!

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>>24774799
Sorry GM, the mob has spoken!
Gift for the ladies, let them come to us, introduce themselves as we Top Gun it up.

>>24774944
huah!

>Introduce yourself to the History Club.

In character, we were impressed by Yukari's tank knowledge, so it makes sense to go for the group with the next most closely related focus.

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
Shirtless with patton helmet. I wish we had cigar but oh well.

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>>24774904
>>24774799
THIS.

>Chat with El Presidente

All power to El Presidente!

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
Let's see if this Erwin lives up to her name.

>Introduce yourself to the History Club.
>Then check in with Miho's crew

I was about to choose "check in with the crew" but then I saw History Club.

>>24774799
>Introduce yourself to the History Club.

>>24775090
this

>>24774944
It is time for the beefiest of beefcake.

>>24775090
thisplz

>>24775581
In my entire life I never thought I would type something like that... I love /tg/.

>>24775090

Sure.

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>>24775581
I've got a need, a need for Panz-Tanks!

>>24774799

>Top Gun it up

Time to show these Jap girls how sexy slo-mo sequences are done!

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>>24774799

>Introduce yourself to the History Club.

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>>24775581

Do you hear that? That is the sound of every single girl's panties dropping once we start washing our Pershing.

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Friends, countrymen, fellow players, remember, Going to the girls is all well and good.

But we Beef this tub up a few knotches, then baby, all eyes are on us. We make them come to us. The hunter lays bait, rather then tracking the animal itself.

Or it accidentally turns into this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98AzJT8FlmY

There is one group of girls that you've been interested in meeting since you heard of them- the History Club. As you wind your way through the tanks to their StuG you see find them in debate among themselves. They're an odd bunch- The first wears a red shawl wrapped around her shoulders, another keeps wears and headband and what appears to be some sort of piece of armor over her right breast, the third has messy hair and keeps her arms crossed benieth a kimono draped over her shoulders.

"The SturmGeschütz halted the Soviets in the Winter War! Apologize to the Finnish!" shouts the last one, a blond wearing an oversized German's officer coat and hat over her school uniform. The other three immediate turn, face roughly north-westish and apologize and bow.

You blink. "Um. Am I interrupting something?"

The blond turns around. "You're the Pershings commander?"

You nod. "Yeah. You guys are the history club?"

She sticks out her hand. "You can call me Rommel." She says. With a jerk of her thumb towards each of her crewmates in turn, she continues. "And that's Caesar, Saemonza and Oryou."

>"Rommel? I read your book."
>"What do you think of your StuG?"
>"Why do you call yourself Rommel?"

>"Rommel? I read your book."

This should get a laugh out of her.

>>24776010
>"Rommel? I read your book."
I know it's the Big Red Button, but I can't resist it.

>>24776010
>>"Rommel? I read your book."
>>"What do you think of your StuG?"

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>>24774799

>Introduce yourself to the History Club.

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>>24776010

>Rommel? I read your book, you sonnuvabitch!

This is the only right answer.

>>24776010
>"Rommel? I read your book."
>"What do you think of your StuG?"

>>24776010
>"Rommel? I read your book."
>"What do you think of your StuG?"

>"Rommel? I read your book."

>>24776010
>>"Rommel? I read your book."

MUST. DO. THIS.

>>24776010
>"Rommel? I read your book."
>"What do you think of your StuG?

>>24776010
>some sort of piece of armor over her right breast
Chest protector for Kyudo.
I will admit, I find a girl in full Kyudo gear sexy as hell.
>"Rommel? I read your book."

>>24776010
...But she's called Erwin.

>>24776010
Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!

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>>24776010

"Rommel? I read your book."

>>24776099
Erwin is Rommel's first name.

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>>24776010
When we get around to washing our tank this is what it should look like.

>>24776010
Foxy.

Damnit. No.

"None too happy we managed to find a Lee then? How'd you like your StuG so far?"

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>>24776010
>"Rommel? I read your book."
Do we have our Patton helmet?

>>24776010
>"Rommel? I read your book."
Also, are we wearing our helmet?

>>24776142
I know, but did they ever call her Rommel in the show?

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>>24776151

>>24776010

Crap.

>"You can call me Erwin."


>"Erwin? I read your book."

>"Why do you call yourself Erwin?"

Was stuck on the Rommel reference...

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>>24776151
Mmmmmmm, teach me Thompson-sensei...

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>>24776204
>Thompson
>Not FG42
>shiggydiggy

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>>24776204
Superior

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>>24776204
>>24776273
>>24776274
...come on guys...your getting me excited

>>24776374
>your
Dammit, I ment *you're

ummm... wtf?

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>>24776571
Welcome to /tg/

Oil Up.

You know what we have to do sooner or later.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9dQRiqOts

>>24776571
/tg/: Totally Gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA

>>24776677
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9dQRiqOts

I thought more along the lines of
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

For the ladies.

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I am perfectly fine with all of this.

ALL OF THIS.

>>24776692
OK, that was epic.

>>24776698
>For the ladies.
Yaoi is more popular with the ladies than bara.
It gives them a "glamorous" vision of male homosexuality. In yaoi, you have "beautiful men" gently "taking each other" on a bed of roses.
Whereas real male-on-male sex probably more resembles a pair of mange-stricken bears fighting over a discarded box of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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>>24776698
Oh god all of my sides.

>>24776829
>In yaoi, you have "beautiful men" gently "taking each other" on a bed of roses.
http://humon.deviantart.com/art/A-Face-to-Remember-143367172?q=gallery%3Ahumon%2F12482917&qo=54
(/tg/ rejected the image for possible malicious code)

"Erwin? I read your book you son of a-" You stop mid-line when she gives you a look. "Sorry- referencing a movie you've probably never seen..."

"Patton? I've seen it- and heard that line a hundred times..." She says, rolling her eyes. "Nice jacket." She says, refering to the leather tanker's jacket your grandfather had given you before your first match. It was still a bit baggy, but it was comfortable.

"Nice hat." You reply smartly. "So you're commanding, I take it?"

"Well-"

Red Shawl- Caesar, has turned away from her apologies and raises her hand. "We haven't voted on a commander yet, but I think I-"

Erwin turns to her classmate. "We've discussed this. I've got the most experience with modern warfare."

"What, just because you read Rommel's book over the summer break?" Caesar retorts. "I've got more leadership experience!"


>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."
>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"
>"Why don't you both command or something?"

>>24776904
I'm assuming that's gay porn.

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>>24776829

So you're saying our way to get in with all the girls from Ooarai, and thus unlocking the super secret harem route, is to produce a lewd doujin of all the male members of our tank crew?

>>24776928
It's technically SFW, and it's bi.

>"Why don't you both command or something?"

>>24776926
>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"

>>24776926
>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"
And then if they don't do so well then Caesar can take the lead for a bit. Basically get someone that at least knows how to use a tank in theory to get their feet wet.

>>24776926
Many strategies are only possible when there are multiple commanders...

>>24776926

>Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?

Being a great leader is awesome, but knowing your equipment is even greater.

>>24776933
Bwahahahahaha!

>>24776926
>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"

>>24776926
>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."

The Romans got shit done. This should work.

Didn't they both have a sort of commander role in canon?

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>>24776998

As long as Caesar isn't stabbed in the back by Rommel, Saemonza, or Oryou--figuratively or literally.

>>24776926
>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"

Why are we still wearing a jacket?

>>24776926
"Both of you take turns during training, whoever does best gets the job."

>>24776933
FUND IT.
>>24776926
Girls, it can be a tough choice over who'd be the leader. Erwin, how about you and I get this StuG here into shape, and Caesar, my crew needs a boot to get a wheel replaced."
>Toss her the helmet
"Light a fire under their asses, or whatever way you think'll get it done."

>>24776926
"I feel the need to point out that Rommel never finished his book on armored warfare. The book he did finish was Infanterie Greift An, literally "The Infantry In Attack", and focused on his experience commanding infantry in the first world war. Better material specifically for armored warfare from German commanders would be Guderian's memoir Panzer Leader, or Otto Carius' Tigers in the Mud."

>>24776926
>>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."

Let's try something new for a change.

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>>24777044

Because MURRICA, that's why.

>>24777058
This could be promising

>>24777059

Yes, this.

>>24776926
>"I think Caesar would make a good tank commander."
I feel any choice will end in some dispute anyway... so i'll go with this

>>24777059

This so much.

>>24777059
Are you proposing that we take Erwin to school on her prefered period of history? This could end badly. Or it could end in tsundere Erwin. Whether tsundere Erwin is good or bad depends on how you feel about tsunderes.

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>>24777080
Sir, i respect your opinions.

But if we dont get these girl's Beefcake asap, They'll never band together as a team! They must share their lust for the BlackJack Bearforce!

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>>24777139

If you wish to give these women the lewd, refer to the plan here:>>24776933

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>>24777139
There are some things in life that can't be improved by adorableness. For everything else, there's desert foxes.

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>>24777139
>>24777169
>>24777175

>>24777059

"You might also consider reading Lind's Maneuver Warfare handbook."

>>24777169
We must play on their schoolgirl fantasies first before the doujin makes is secret appearance.

Pat! Need your help, lift me up onto Blackjack. After i spray you with this hose.

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>>24777243
And now we have to sing Teenage Dirtbag while riding in Black Jack at some point.
>>24777295
>a doujin suddenly appears at Comiket
>it's subject? MALE tankers, and their forbidden love
This gets the Fruity Rudy seal of approval.

>>24777325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXjXmvy-c34

>>24777059
This Idea I LIKE IT, though I would also add some of the books by Dimtriy Loza as well, such as "Commanding the Red Army's Sherman tanks" and "Fighting for the Soviet Motherland"

>>24777325
"You know, it doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot."
So true, Corporal Person. So true. That is one VERY pretty man.
>>24777391
As the one who first posted it, yeah, we should pull out a notepad and write her up an exhaustive list of the best reading.

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>>24777367

>yfw we decide to sing this during the match with Saunders over the radio
>yfw this is all that Arisa hears as Miho coordinates Ooarai's tanks with cellphones
>yfw we are the distraction

>>24777367
>>24777432
This needs to happen

>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"

>>24777432
don't forget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLm37SghNp8

>>24777391
We can lend her our copies.

But Oh No, Whats This inbetween them? "When The Desert Fox Slumbers", a tale of forbidden love between british tankers in their tanks when the moon rises? Oh My!~

Male Tanker Yaoi doujin is this quest's pillow forts it seems.

>>24777523
>Pillow fort
Where the fuck did he go, anyway?

>>24776926

>"Why don't you let Erwin take the lead if she knows tanks better?"

>>24777542
Planefag? He's running 'A Wizard Is You' over on that one touhou board thing. Pretty fun read.

>>24777542
Back in summer, apparently.

Rolled 10

>>24777523
Why not have both but and make a Yaoi doujin in a fort made of tanks?

>>24777582
Or a Yaoi doujin about tankers making a pillow fort.

>>24777640
Or we could take our gun and fire it wildly into the air.

>>24777675

Or we could take our "gun" and "fire it" wildly into "the air".

>>24777640
"There we go, Let's see those Jerry bastards try to get in here, right Hans? Bet pillow fortifications we've done since the last war."
"Yes Erik, and now that we're done there..."
"Gotten Himmel! What're we going to do on the bed Hans?"
>Pomf=3

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>>24777691

Rolled 14

>>24777691
You shouldn't do that anon someone might get hurt if we don't fire the gun in a safe direction

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>Quest about cute girls and tanks
>Gets derailed first about beefcake to Top Gun soundtrack
>Gets derailed again about lewd male tankers

I don't quite get you, /tg/, but you're alright.

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>>24777803
And now, a story about German tankers!

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>>24778001
But i dont think we'll share this story with Rommel...

>>24778001
Well, to be fair the poor guy did a really good job of concealing himself if the poster was trying to not be seen by nearby infantry.

"Going to have to go with Erwin on this." You say, nodding towards the blonde.

Caesar nods. "Fine." She says grudgingly. "I'll bow to your experience on this one..."

"That being said, though," you start as Caesar begins to turn. "Rommel's book was about infantry tactics in World War One, not tank tactics." You grin wryly at the two, Caesar begins to gloat. "I'd suggest reading Guderian or maybe some Tukhachevsky. Oh, and Liddell Hart- good stuff in there about overall strategy..." You stop yourself before you start listing off your tanking bibliography in any more detail.

"I'll look into it." She says with a polite nod.

>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.
>Say hello to the Volleyball team.
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
>Go talk with Miho and her crew.

>>24778001
thats what i would call
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
a shitty day

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
This, and BlackJack why are we still wearing a jacket?

>>24778109
>Say hello to the Volleyball team

>>24778109
[x]Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!

If we don't keep on her case about it, she'll conveniently "forget" to have it painted back to its original colors.

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
>>24778129
>why are we still wearing a jacket?
That jacket is a symbol of our pride as a tanker!

>>24778075
>>Say hello to the Volleyball team.
Must get to know all the teammates

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
I wanted this cleaned off yesterday!

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
Better to get started on this.

>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

No other choice.

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
BITCH WHY HAVEN"T YOU FIXED MAH TANK

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>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

Ok lets rectify this situation.

We need to make sure we skip the "rolling in style" phase. That was just embarrassing for everyone.

>>24778109
>>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.
get to meet autism-chan

>>24778141
Or, more likely, we'll be stuck with it till after the scrimmage.

>>24778109
>Say hello to the Volleyball team.

I'll continue voting for this, despite knowing it won't win.

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>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

its time to raise hell like the true Americans we are

>>24777640

Don't make me get the Planefag. We've discussed what happens to pillowforts.

At length.

So if we lose do we do that dance too?

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

>>24778109
>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"
AND DON'T ME THAT BUDGET CUTS BS!

>>24778207
Don't give me even. I need to stop trying to quest and play WoT.

>Meet and greet with the freshmen.

>>24778221
No, you just need to get better at it.
Quest between rounds.

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my goddamned tank still blue?!"

>>24778167
If we end up rolling in style tears will be shed

>>24778109
>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.
Gotta meet the other squads.

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>>24778109

>Say hello to the Volleyball team

Let's get in touch with team GUTS, then the Freshmen

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>>24778192

>>24778109
>Meet and greet with the Freshmen.
Lets make sure we didn't scare them too badly.

>>24778109
>Go talk with Miho and her crew.

Tide pissing

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>>24778109
BlackJack, i get it, you think if we do the whole beefcake plan, you'll be hit with some trolling inbetween about 'gay shit' or 'this is why quests fail' because people dont like what they dont like.

Unfortunate, yes, But, Are you really going to let melting pot of highschool girl hormones bubble and stew without adding some spices? We gotta Turn up the Heat, and we're Just the tank Crew to pull it off.

>>24778109
Is it possible to yell at Anzu while walking towards another crew?

>>24778109
>Say hello to the Volleyball team.

>>24778109
freshies, then anzu, then vball, then miho

>>24778287
he's right about that as this is a typical bad /tg/ idea that will only end poorly.

>>24778207
Morale boosting.

>>24778109
"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

>>24778109
>>"Anzu! Why is my tank still blue?!"

>>24778109
>"Anzu! Why is my dick still not in your ass?!"

>>24778350
Fine taste, horrible manners.

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>>24778425

>>24778458
context, don't you love it?

You approach the Council's Panzer 38(t), veing careful not to let your eyes wander up to where Yuzu is being sprayed by a hose held by the President while

"President. Any particular reason why you're spraying your vice president with a hose?" You say annoyed.

The stream of water doesn't budge. "Need to rinse the soap off..." She says, the stream not even doing a good job at her stated mission.

You roll your eyes. "It's starting to distract my crew."

"Perhaps you need a more disciplined crew." Momo states. "Yuzu, you missed a spot right there! By the turret!" She barks.

"Anzu, Momo perhaps you could help me scrub?" Yuzu asks far more politely than you would've managed.

"Can't. Meeting with the Principle later today- I don't want to get my clothes dirty."

You clear your throat. "Another thing, Anzu, is that my tank is still blue."

"Yeah, we didn't have enough of the right color- we're picking up a shipment of the old color Saturday when we get to port." She says, retrieving a piece of sweet-potato from Momo with her other hand. "You'll only be blue for the practice match, but I'm sure you'll be fine."

"Dammit! That paintscheme was supposed to be gone two days ago!"

"You're just gonna have to wait a couple more days, then." She says nonchalantly. "Oh, and our Senshado instructor will be there. Try to have your crew act more professional..."

"GRAGH!" You shout with annoyance before turning around.

>"Wait, practice match?"
>"Wait, instructor?"
>Visit the Freshmen
>Visit the Valleyball Team
>Talk with Miho and Co.

>>24778790
>Visit the Freshmen

Rolled 13, 5, 19, 16, 12 = 65

>>24778790
I guess you won't have us in the practice match then.

>>24778790
>Talk with Miho and Co
Talk to Miho so we don't strangle a bitch/Slap a ho

did thread died?

>>24778790
I daresay we may be the only ones acting 'professional' here.
freshies, then volleyball team, then Miho/etc, btw.

>>24778790
>Visit the Freshmen

GRAGHRAGHGRRRR

Lets go see if the Freshmen are more sane.

>>24778790
>Visit the Freshmen

>>24778790
>>Talk with Miho and Co.
Miho time

>>24778790
>Talk with Miho and Co.
We need to tell Miho about the practice match and instructor coming.

>>24778823
>Talk with Miho and Co

>>24778790
>>Visit the Valleyball Team

>>24778790
>Visit the Freshmen
Or
>Talk with Miho and Co

>>24778790
Let's talk with Miho..About the instructor and practice match.

>>24778790
>Visit the Freshmen
Lets go meets those love-able first years

>>24778790

I have a feeling she's bullshitting us about the paint, we should try to find some before the match if we can (it's going to suck otherwise).

>>24778948
Either way, it should be made clear that the student council painted it without your permission.

>>24778948
Agreed. Don't suppose we can call her on it?

>>24778948
i dont care if we dont have any paint at all, we will NOT ride into battle painted like that

it would be better if we just scrapped it all off and went into the match just gunmetal naked

>>24778985

We could, but I doubt it will do anything at this point. We need to take matters into our own hands if we don't want to look like jackasses at the practice match.

>>24778948
Yeah, honestly we need to either call her on this or at least confirm what she's said with someone else that isn't in council.

>>24778991
>gunmetal naked
That be sexy.

>>24778991
...Y'know, victory chrome actually sounds pretty badass. Seconding this.

>>24778948
I would be very surprised if the tank store doesn't carry olive drab paint

>>24779018
Yeah. Exactly.

>>24778790
[x] Call the President out on her bullshit

>>24779018
So buy it ourselves and send the bill to Oorai for damages?

>>24779044
Pretty much. They had no right painting the tank in the first place.

>>24778991
If no paint's available before the match then this would be great.

>>24779044

Exactly.

>>24779018
>>24779030

we should bugger off down to the store muttering "If you want it done right, you do it yourself..."

Though it begs the question, if they don't have any standard paint, WHERE THE HELL did they get the 'Rolling In Style' paint?

>>24779070
This is why we're calling bs on this.

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>GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST

HA HA, TIME FOR TONKS

>>24779070
The answer is Anzu is taking us for a ride.

>>24779085
it's likely easier to buy garish paint than tactical paint.

But you're all way too obsessed over this, derailing the quest over it.

>>24779070
i couldnt care less where they got the paint, if they dont fix it before the match, we will roll into battle covered in Anzu's blood with her face as a muzzle cover

>>24779130
>But you're all way too obsessed over this, derailing the quest over it.
you have no idea of how big an issue this is

>>24779108
Fucking Anzu...

>>24779130
Shouldn't that guy where we got this helmet have some?

>>24779130

Are you really implying it's easier to find bright blue paint than beige / various shades of green / olive drab?

Call her bluff/find our own goddamn paint

>>24779130
>derailing the quest
>making an in-character decision

I don't think you know what "derailing" is.

>>24779149
Then wait until the revelant choice instead of trying to derail things.

>>24779153
Not sure as it's only recently that the school got back into tanking.

>>24779169
Considering it's a girls school, yes.

>>24779130
Have you ever played paintball or airsoft? Even clothing that vaguely fits in is a great boon vs bright neon clothing. We don't need to paint our tank in multicam or anything.